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US Employers Struggle To Match Workers With Open Jobs (npr.org)

In the United States, there's a record number of jobs open: around 6 million. That's just about one job opening for every officially unemployed person in the country. From a report: Matching the unemployed with the right job is difficult, but there are some things employers could do to improve the odds. Andrew Chamberlain, chief economist for the job site Glassdoor, says U.S. employers often complain that workers don't have the skills needed for the jobs available. That is true for some upper-level health care and technology jobs. "But for the most part, it doesn't look to be like there is a skills gap," Chamberlain says. "That's not the main reason why there are many job openings." Chamberlain says that with unemployment so low and the U.S. labor force growing slowly, there's no doubt it is harder for companies to find workers. But he says if that were the main problem, you would see wages rising more rapidly in the economy -- and that's not the case in many industries. Part of the hiring problem, Chamberlain says, lies in company hiring policies.

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  1. On the Job Training by krisyan · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is on the job training funds (and training funds in general) available through the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act. You can access them by visiting your local Career One Stop or Workforce center. https://www.careeronestop.org/

    1. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      There is nothing to get. When employers will stop demanding impossible to fulfil skills lists usually requiring at least 2 or 3 people to execute efficiently without burning themselves out they will get positive answers to their postings. In my opinion these crazy skill sets are produced on purpose so that there will be no applications to them so that the employer has a ground to require approval to hire guess what, at least 2 or 3 cheap foreign workers.

    2. Re: On the Job Training by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      im so glad i do not deal with recruiters that employeers hire to save money and bennies. they are sooo scripted. recruiters are the reason why workers are not filling the jobs. the workers can fill the jobs but...if the recruiter does not like them...the worker doesnt work.

    3. Re: On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Has more to do with the terms of hire. I work in the IT industry and my last 5 jobs have all been contract with the dangling carrot of full time hire / conversion.

      I'm 35, married for a year and really done with contracting. I need a full time position, health benefits and some type of 401k for it to be viable for me. Not a 3 month contract, not a 22 month contract but even a 2 year. I'm looking to set down roots and grow with a company. Plenty of loyal employees with no reasons to be loyal

    4. Re: On the Job Training by ghoul · · Score: 1

      If 2-3 foreign workers can do the job and cost as much as one American worker than to justify paying that much to an American worker you need the American worker to do the work of two to three foreign workers. Its basic logic.

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    5. Re: On the Job Training by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      recruiters are the reason why workers are not filling the jobs.

      I have been in tech for 35 years, and been involved in hiring hundreds of people. This is the number of those hires that involved a recruiter: 0.

      Why do you think you need to go through a recruiter? Nearly all tech companies are hiring, so just go to their website and they will likely have a "jobs" link. Just apply directly. If you know someone working there, that is even better, because you may be able to work around HR and talk directly to your future manager.

      Outside of tech and C-level management, recruiters are even less common. Most normal people will never deal with one.

    6. Re:On the Job Training by sycodon · · Score: 5, Informative

      HR: " We need someone with 5 years experience with Tech A, 10 years with Tech b, and two years with Tech C"

      Recruiter: "Tech C has only been available for 1 year"

      HR: "That's what the manager said"

      Recruiter: "I have someone who's been in the Industry for 30 years, has 10 years in Tech A, 20 years with Tech B, but only six months with Tech C."

      HR: "Sorry, we can't use him."

      Lest you think I jest. I saw this in person.

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    7. Re:On the Job Training by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In my experience they know that their spec is unrealistic, and are just using it as an excuse. An excuse to offer less money, or dismiss candidates they dislike but can't legally give the real reason why (age, race etc.)

      If they offered me the position but at a lower salary due to lack of experience, I'd just call their bluff tell them to go with the candidate who has more experience. It's not like there is a shortage of tech jobs around here at the moment.

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    8. Re:On the Job Training by peragrin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It gets better outside of tech.

      We want a bachelors degree with 5 or more years experience in unique field and the pay rate is $40,000 to $45,000.

      Do they realize that a bachelors degree is 4 times that amount? Nope we set our wages in 1990 and haven't adjusted them since. This is the bigger issue companies want to pay 1990 wages in 2017. Changing that is the difficult part.

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    9. Re:On the Job Training by thevirtualcat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also fairly common:

      HR: "We need someone with 5 years experience with Tech A, 10 years with Tech b, and two years with Tech C."
      Recruiter/Candidate: "Okay, (we can find that|that's me). What's the rate?"
      HR: "We pay $12/hour. No benefits or overtime."
      Recruiter/Candidate: "Thanks, but no thanks."
      HR: "Woe is us, we can't find anyone to fill this position!"

    10. Re:On the Job Training by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I ran into a job description in 1999 that was looking for a Java developer with ten years of experience. I lost all confidence in hiring managers having a clue right then.

      Recruiting farms that rely on resume spamming have annihilated the market by setting highly unrealistic expectations. There are a few good recruiters out there, and most of them are telling their clients that they need to boost their pay or reduce their requirements (or both). No one is going to move hundreds of miles on their own dime for a $30K job, but they might for $40K or $50K. Look at the cost of leaving the position open, including opportunity costs, morale issues, and turnover increases, and see if that isn't worth $20K.

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    11. Re:On the Job Training by arth1 · · Score: 1

      There is on the job training funds (and training funds in general) available through the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act. You can access them by visiting your local Career One Stop or Workforce center.

      I can't speak for every job, but what I see around me are open jobs for positions where you cannot train people, because it's not repetitive work. The repetitive work is already done by robots and computers, so what's needed are people who can figure out things when met with new challenges that there isn't a training manual for.

    12. Re:On the Job Training by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      As opposed to everyone going out and training themselves, thus guessing what is required, wouldn't it be a lot more efficient for a company to identify people capable of doing the job, then train them the extra 30% so that they can do the job?

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    13. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This absolutely.

      I think part of it is sometimes to reduce the competition internally in the company. What I mean is that at times I've seen the TECHNICAL people set these crazy requirements and then shrug it off when you tell them it's totally unrealistic. So ya... They totally use these absurd requirements to abuse people.

    14. Re:On the Job Training by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's just that the magic hand tends to press people downward rather than lift them up.

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    15. Re:On the Job Training by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Still, you can hire someone who you judge to be capable of doing the work and have them work with a person who is doing it until they 'get it'.

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    16. Re:On the Job Training by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I applied to a job once where they said "CS degree and 5 years experience." It was for a help desk position helping bank customers login to online banking. I figured it was a typo and applied. I don't have a CS degree. I got a call later, it was both. But they were having trouble filling the positions, so they were letting me interview, if I added documentation to demonstrate an equivalent level of education. Anyplace that far out of touch is not a place anyone would be happy working.

    17. Re:On the Job Training by superwiz · · Score: 1

      It's invisible hand rather than magic hand. And it's invisible not because it's some secret super-conspiracy, but because it's comprised of all the people participating in the market. Oh, and it works when it's allowed to work. When people are allowed to express their wishes by spending money on what they want to spend it on. When there is a litany of laws which get in their way, you don't have a free market and you don't have people expressing their wishes. You get layers of middle men who don't know what you want, but try to convince others that they speak for you and express your wishes for you.

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    18. Re:On the Job Training by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Well, there is 0 barrier to entry into recruiting profession. It's the sink-or-swim last resort of people with useless college degrees. Yeah, their job can be done by decent scripts 60% of the time. Of course, if you have half a brain, you can spot such a script almost immediately. And you know that the job very likely doesn't exist (90% of them are just data mining employee data).

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    19. Re:On the Job Training by Archtech · · Score: 1

      It's invisible hand rather than magic hand.

      I think you missed fluffermutter's irony.

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    20. Re: On the Job Training by mikael · · Score: 1

      Usually when advertise a job position like that some of those skills are to make the job sound sexy while the other set is what you will be doing, and another is what you might be doing. The more skills that are listed, the more likely that it's a management position (team leader) than an actual software engineer focused on one skill set.

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    21. Re:On the Job Training by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's just that the magic hand tends to press people downward rather than lift them up.

      It's the magic hand's very reason for existing - to press down on costs and thus inspire competition. It's YOUR job to differentiate yourself from the next person (or company, or product, or service) so you can press upwards on price. It's almost like it's not someone else's job to simply make you comfortable while still somehow arranging for you to have a competitive marketplace in which to shop for cars, bananas, and portable electronics.

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    22. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also fairly common:

      HR: "We need someone with 5 years experience with Tech A, 10 years with Tech b, and two years with Tech C."
      Recruiter/Candidate: "Okay, (we can find that|that's me). What's the rate?"
      HR: "We pay $12/hour. No benefits or overtime."
      Recruiter/Candidate: "Thanks, but no thanks."
      HR: "Woe is us, we can't find anyone to fill this position!"

      I frequently see another variant-

      HR: "We need someone with 5 years experience with Tech A, 10 years with Tech b, and two years with Tech C."

      Candidate: "Okay. What's the rate?"

      HR: "We pay $12/hour. No benefits or overtime."

      Qualified Candidate: "Thanks, but no thanks."

      Unqualified Lying Candidate: "I'm in!"

    23. Re: On the Job Training by Baton+Rogue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do you think you need to go through a recruiter?

      The recruiters are not working to find you (the job seeker) with a job. They are working for the company to fill the position. If a company only relies on people knowing about the company and applying, then they will never fill positions. The recruiters are the ones that are scouring all of the job websites and LinkedIn trying to actively find people to fill the positions.

      In my experience (looking for candidates to fill positions), recruiters are not efficient at telling whether a candidate is bull-shitting them in the phone screening. I have seen many candidates that passed the recruiter's phone screen, but were vastly unqualified to do the job they were applying for.

    24. Re:On the Job Training by swillden · · Score: 2

      I think part of it is sometimes to reduce the competition internally in the company. What I mean is that at times I've seen the TECHNICAL people set these crazy requirements and then shrug it off when you tell them it's totally unrealistic.

      'A's hire 'A's, 'B's hire 'C's and 'C's don't want to hire anyone.

      The best people hire the best people, because they don't fear competition and indeed relish having someone who can run with them and challenge them. Mediocre people hire weak people who won't challenge them. Weak people prefer to hire no one, because anyone worse than them would clearly be unfit to even have the job.

      You can look at the job requirements someone defines and place them in the scale.

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    25. Re:On the Job Training by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Maybe? I think it's a combination of hubris and downright stupidity. I think it comes from the mindset of "if we ask fot the best, then we'll get the best" and "1 year bad 5 years is more better!11".

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    26. Re:On the Job Training by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Still, you can hire someone who you judge to be capable of doing the work and have them work with a person who is doing it until they 'get it'.

      Whether they are able to grab the bull by the horn or not, is something job interviews can help determine, at least to some extent. People who are qualified on paper still get turned away, because they may lack that drive to be pioneers.

    27. Re: On the Job Training by AmazingRuss · · Score: 2

      The invisible hand has become the invisible fist. Asjust your expectations and bend over.

    28. Re:On the Job Training by mishehu · · Score: 1

      While some of us have a natural knack for being able to come up with effective and unique solutions to unique problems, I'd venture to say that we all had some form of training for that. It's just a different type of training than "use the hammer to dink the widget exactly like so".

    29. Re: On the Job Training by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I had too. I left the IT field for awhile and had to come back in. NO one would touch me and recruiters get bottom of the barrel temps and contractors. I moved in with my parents and made shit for 2 of them. Then as I gained experience I had the power to tell them better jobs and they started putting me on more assignments.

      I credit them to giving me my last job where they loved me and I made an offer to work permanently. If you are down on your luck and have a large gap on your resume a recruiter and temp agency is your best bet to gap your hole and give you some references fast. They help too as many of the temp jobs have different technologies so your skillset explodes vs sitting using the same tools year after year at one permanent employer.

      At your level yeah no one deals with recruiters but kids and those going through rough times they are a God send.

    30. Re: On the Job Training by magarity · · Score: 1

      if the recruiter does not like them...the worker doesnt work.

      Since when does a recruiter not like a candidate? The typical recruiter will throw almost anyone at a position in hope of a commission.

    31. Re:On the Job Training by sycodon · · Score: 1

      When the Market is extended to embrace impoverished workers, then this is what you get.

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    32. Re: On the Job Training by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      They are working for the company to fill the position.

      I understand that. But I am saying, as someone that IS HIRING PEOPLE, that I have found recruiters to be worse than worthless. They add cost and delay to the process, give me mostly unqualified candidates, and make it more difficult to separate the wheat from the chaff by "coaching" candidates to game the interview process.

      They are a net negative for both hiring companies and applicants. I am baffled why anyone continues to use them.

    33. Re:On the Job Training by sycodon · · Score: 1

      It was for a help desk position helping bank customers login to online banking.

      I would kill myself before I did that shit again.

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    34. Re: On the Job Training by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      Its basic logic.

      It's also extremely short sighted. We need our country and communities to be decent places to live and work, and it can be positive all around for a company that invests in its people and community.

    35. Re:On the Job Training by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      That's totally ridiculous. The job of the magic hand is not supposed to be to allow companies to get people for the lowest price. The magic hand is supposed to create a balance between availability of workers and price. Since corporations are experiencing supply issues, they raise salaries to create balance again. With this said, I suspect you were trolling and already knew this.

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    36. Re:On the Job Training by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      We used to say, "A people hire A people, and B people hire C people."

    37. Re: On the Job Training by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      You need to learn how to play the game. Do you think all of those Indian foreign workers have any experience. They are reading the books on the flight over. You need to update your resume with the skills that you have and what you can have immediately and adjust your past experience accordingly to get the job. Never put anything in there that you cannot do eventually so that is the level of honesty you need to learn how to play the game. Do you think all of those Indian foreign workers have any experience. They are reading the books on the flight over. You need to update your resume with the skills that you have and what you can have immediately and adjust your past experience accordingly to get the job. Never put anything in there that you cannot do eventually so that is the level of honesty

        This is how the industry is.

      Wow. Very unethical and your employer will find out you lied or fluffed it in a few months when they fire you. Now you loose too. The Indians well they kind of expect it as the contract states you must use them for X amount of months/years or pay millions in a termination fee etc. As an individual? HA! Good luck with that kind of negotating power. They will just fire you if they do not like you.

      I am much better now but lying to an an employer is also lying to yourself if you think you can do the job and you pay the cost as the employer will just replace you. You can't just replace your employer that easily unless you earned it with years of experience.

    38. Re: On the Job Training by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      your employer will find out you lied or fluffed it in a few months when they fire you.

      Companies are in business to make money. They will fire you if you can't do your job. If you CAN do your job, it is unlikely they will fire you because of a "lie" on your resume. So if you claim a necessary skill on your resume, slip through the interview process, and then quickly learn the skill by burning the midnight oil, you aren't likely to get fired for that, as long as you can do the work.

    39. Re: On the Job Training by war4peace · · Score: 2

      This behavior is slowly but surely taking root in my (3rd world by some) country as well. Most open positions are contractor-type through a dedicated outsource hiring company (e.g. Manpower, Rinf, etc). They pay well but the beneficiary can get rid of you much easier by just telling the middleman "we don't need this guy anymore".

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    40. Re: On the Job Training by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.
      I've been bugged by recruiters offering me jobs I knew I was unqualified for, and insisting "that's okay, you will do fine" even while I was telling them with as much clarity as possible "I DO NOT KNOW any of that shit, nor am i interested in learning it, because it's not a fucking career goal for me!"

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    41. Re: On the Job Training by computational+super · · Score: 2

      I found myself back on the job market about 3 years or so ago. With a master's degree in CS and over 20 years of (good, relevant) experience, I figured I wouldn't have much trouble landing something else. First - I was wrong, I did have trouble landing something else and second, even when I did, it was a "contract to hire, we'll fire you in a heartbeat if you don't blow us away with your performance" position. How the hell did we end up like this? This was supposed to be a professional job - most of these positions require a four-year degree... I don't even think non-degreed jobs get treated like we do.

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    42. Re: On the Job Training by computational+super · · Score: 1

      just go to their website and they will likely have a "jobs" link. Just apply directly.

      What you're saying makes sense, but my experience has been the opposite. I found myself back on the market about 3 years ago and tried the "apply directly" route for about 6 months. Never got so much as a callback. They didn't even have the courtesy to reject me. I started working with recruiters, and had a couple interviews lined up within a week. For better or for worse, these recruiters have a stranglehold on tech hiring.

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    43. Re: On the Job Training by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      In my experience (looking for candidates to fill positions), recruiters are not efficient at telling whether a candidate is bull-shitting them in the phone screening.

      This completely depends on the recruiter. Most recruiters (the ones that troll trough LinkedIn and the like) are bottom-feeders and are just what you say: terrible at screening candidates.

      However, there are recruiters that do a very good job at screening candidates and matching them to positions. The thing is that those recruiters aren't cheap.

      Also, there are job markets where companies almost exclusively hire through recruiters. This is particularly true outside of urban areas and with small companies, where it's rather hard for companies to attract good candidates.

    44. Re: On the Job Training by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I am baffled why anyone continues to use them.

      I'll explain why I, as an applicant, use a recruiter...

      My recruiter is a high-quality one that I've worked with for years. They know me, know my skills, and know the sort of company that I will perform well in and be happy with. When I'm looking for work (sometimes contract, sometimes permanent), my recruiter comes up with better matches for me than I've been able to do on my own. It's awfully hard to tell if a match is right without knowing the company, and my recruiter know the companies they are representing as well as they know me.

      Using them gets as close to guaranteeing that I land in a good company as is possible, and saves my a ton of time. I end up happy and the company ends up happy. It's a no-brainer.

      That said -- if I had to change recruiters for some reason, I would be extremely wary. Good ones exist, but they're rare.

    45. Re: On the Job Training by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      If you CAN do your job, it is unlikely they will fire you because of a "lie" on your resume.

      Don't bet on it. I've seen very capable engineers get fired because they lied about something on their resume and it wasn't discovered until later.

      Companies like people who can do their jobs, but not if those people aren't trustworthy. And nothing indicates "not trustworthy" faster than lying on your resume.

    46. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dammit, I was told that the magic hand of the market instantly solved all these efficiencies.

      The invisible hand works when people look at the costs of things and make choices based on those costs. If a job pays X dollars per year, and it costs 4X and four years of your life to get the degree you need for that job, one of two things is true:

      1) The employer is paying too little.
      2) The degree costs too much.

      How can you tell which one is the case? See if other employers pay more for jobs with the same degree. If someone else is paying more, then the employer paying less is underbidding and deserves to lose. If no one in the world is willing to pay more, that is a strong hint that no one values the degree enough to justify its price.

      Sadly, the market does not work well in this case, because the people choosing degrees are 18 years old. They have no clue what things are worth. Ideally their parents would step in and tell their kids that different jobs pay different amounts of money, loans must be paid back, and the life their parents made for them through hard work actually requires hard work on their part if they want to maintain it as an adult. Sadly, we live in a culture that tells kid that parents are old, old people don't understand anything that applies to young people, and if they believe in their dreams, they can do anything!

    47. Re: On the Job Training by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      because you may be able to work around HR and talk directly to your future manager.

      LOL! And then, you end up with the whole HR department being constantly on your ass, looking to ways to fire you, because you showed them how irrelevant they are...

      Eventually, either your boss gives up, or you give up. HR never gives up.

    48. Re:On the Job Training by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      You can’t do that when the person “who know” just left

    49. Re: On the Job Training by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      If you CAN do your job, it is unlikely they will fire you because of a "lie" on your resume.

      Don't bet on it. I've seen very capable engineers get fired because they lied about something on their resume and it wasn't discovered until later.

      Companies like people who can do their jobs, but not if those people aren't trustworthy. And nothing indicates "not trustworthy" faster than lying on your resume.

      I will second that. If the employer ever needs to cut costs or you make an executive or someone in HR mad for political reasons guess what they do? They call HR and do a check on your application from X years ago. What you didn't go to that college? What this guy only worked here as a JR for 3 years not 5??!!! Fire HIM!

      Problem solved. Shitty but just because you can do the job doesn't mean your job is secure if you make an executive angry. This will dismay many European readers but in the states this a common practice. It is nice when you need to fire someone and you are worried about a lawsuit. Lying on your resume rather than saying employee Y performed poor is easier to justify in the court of law. To top it off some states like Texas you do not have to pay unemployment to boot. After all if the discharge was misconduct you can save money.

      But yes honesty is important too but not the only way it is bad. Also just because I study Hyper-V or VMWare from a book doesn't mean I can handle a crises with a BSOD or doing something where I can't take down the VM in production. There is no way to learn this without experience. Sure anyone can install or configure a VM but a real production environment you need someone with experience to do the job as there is no other way to perform it. Best to say Yes I worked with it and I studied this and consider myself an entry level in that area but I can learn.

      This maybe fine if there is a senior guy on the time I can work with just as an example. That senior guy will know if I lie.

    50. Re: On the Job Training by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Best to say Yes I worked with it and I studied this and consider myself an entry level in that area but I can learn.

      I'll take this a step further. I've been on the hiring side of this equation a lot, and it's quite common to ask about various skills, waiting for the applicant to say something like "I don't have a great deal of experience with that, but I'm a quick study" or "I've never done that, but I have done this other thing that's a bit similar" or somesuch.

      The idea is to measure the amount of bullshit -- nobody is an expert in everything, and if an applicant never admits to an incompetency, that's a huge red flag.

      Plus, I can't tell you how many times that the technically less experience candidate got the job over the more experienced one because the less experienced one would fit into the team better, and can learn.

      Honesty really is the way to go. Yes, phrase things in the most flattering way you can, but never say or imply something that is just not true.

    51. Re: On the Job Training by CaptnCrud · · Score: 1

      This. As a job seeker, I hate recruiters with a passion, I will not answer any of their uniformed cold calls. Hi i'm with randstad, Hi im with cybercoders, hi i'm with manpower...FUCK OFF.

      I never submitted my resume to you, and I've been blunt about it too: how did you get my number in your system? their answer: "well, uhh, it was in the system". Bullshit, you data-mined it from linkedin or indeed, my resume clearly says "NO THIRD PARTIES OR OUTSIDE RECRUITERS" in bold, how can you not see that?...oh that's right because you're full of shit and have no clue and are just making a cold call.

      And that's the problem, most of these morons are sales people with little to no understanding of the work they are trying to hire for. They could have been selling fucking mary kay the week before.

      TO ALL RECRUITERS: Your days are numbered, If ever there was an industry that needed to be destroyed by automation and deep learning AI, its recruiters. I will rejoice on that day...

    52. Re:On the Job Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Resonates with me. Try teaching. In Australia, it's upgrade insanity.

      I spent 20 years in Latin America as an English teacher. Worked my way up from little institutes to being adjunct prof at university.

      Get back to Oz. "Oh, you have cert ABC? Need cert XYZ, as well." Studied it. Started work, and then the minimum changed to ABC (prefer DEF)+XYZ+3 year degree (pref masters). 20 years experience not even counted for anything. Oh, and ABC now needs updating, because it's not a local cert. Another 6 months, no fast track, no prior knowledge credits.

      Oh, and the XYZ cert I studied for is slated for updating in a year or so.

      Why would a 40-something do a three year degree for a very sporadic part-time job, where pay rates are not determined by ability and outcomes, but via which pieces of paper you have? I saw some of the worst teachers in my life here, but they earned twice what I was earning.

      Back to Latin America, for good.

      It's insane.

    53. Re:On the Job Training by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

      Creative minds cannot be "trained." They must however be fed with enough information and some examples of what has been done before so that they can begin to synthesize different aspects of old ideas into new ideas.

      E.g. once I had just learned what a "state machine" (FSM) was. I learned how to design them using logic, and I learned how to implement them in software.

      Then one day I had the idea to make the software FSM table based, as I had learned that a state table is a thing, usually put on paper, used as a tool for thinking through the design. But the means of coding a FSM I had only been exposed to in the form of static code (ie. FSM logic hard-coded in the program structure).

      Then one day I had the idea to use an FSM as a real-time control mechanism, for dynamic and glitch-free switching of arbitrary waveform generation tables.

      Then one day I had the idea of making the state table itself dynamically changeable, via a transition in the state table to another state table.

      And so I had invented the dynamically reconfigurable real-time FSM control system.

      Then I discovered that someone else had already invented it. That was Ok, however, as it didn't really matter to me, since I still owned the satisfaction of having advanced my own understanding and capabilities through sheer personal effort.

      It did mean that there were potential patent implications. Fortunately, my designs are only used in scientific research labs, so I probably don't have to worry about patents.

      Also, my being a relative "non-expert" in the field, having made the leap to the invention that is patented within just a couple iterations of having first grokked FSMs, does tell us something about how absurd the patent system can be.

      The point is, I don't believe this sort of thing can be trained. Only the ingredients for creative work can be provided.

    54. Re:On the Job Training by lgw · · Score: 1

      The problem is, people will complete the training, then immediately switch to a different company. Parasitic companies, that do no training but pay a bit more for people trained by other companies, come out ahead. Yet, we don't want a system where people aren't free to change.

      It's not obvious what the right answer is here, but it's worth noting that Germany does this better than we do, at least for young people entering the workforce. Training by a company, instead of college, is expected for many.

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    55. Re:On the Job Training by thsths · · Score: 1

      I always read these as "two years worth" of experience in C. If you learned in 6 months as much as a normal person would learn in 2 years, then you qualify.

      And you need to be careful how you phrase it on the CV. You do not want to lie, at least not any more than you are forced to, but you also want to pass the weeding out stage.

    56. Re:On the Job Training by thsths · · Score: 1

      Many places do it better. In the UK, it is quite common that you have to pay for your training if you leave immediately, and I have heard the same from Malaysia. Yes, training comes at a cost (both for the trainer and the trainee), and it needs to be worthwhile for the employer to pay that cost.

    57. Re: On the Job Training by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      Sounds like all you have to do is fire your recruiter (easy) and find one that actually does their job (somewhat less easy).

    58. Re:On the Job Training by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. My brother runs a business and has decided to stop hiring untrained people due to a bit of a negative cycle:

      1) He hires an untrained employee, at a wage befitting an untrained employee.
      2) Employee gets trained.
      3) Employee thinks they should be making more money.
      4) But they're still inexperienced and while they maybe justify a raise, they don't usually justify what they think they're entitled to.
      5) So they look for jobs elsewhere because they can say they're trained and gloss over the fact that they only completed their training a month ago.

      Of course that could all probably be solved with some training clauses in the employment contract -- if you quit within 2 years you get billed/docked some amount of $$$ for training frees or something, or write it up so that they initially show a decent wage but are docked 30% to cover training costs (with explicit terms for deciding when training is ended of course.) I'm sure there's 100 other things that smarter people than me could come up with to get around the whole issue and ensure that investing the time in training someone will have at least a chance of paying off.

      But that would require society adjusting in such a way that those kind of contract clauses don't seem strange or onerous. And it would require companies to start accepting responsibility for their employees again (if only barely) rather than crossing their fingers and hoping the perfect resume will just show up one day with a 6-figure skill set but only asking peanuts for wages and then wondering why they can't find such a person.

    59. Re: On the Job Training by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      This is part of why I took my phone number off my rez. Randoms calling all the time, especially while I'm in a meeting. And for family reasons it's not feasible to ignore any number I don't recognize.

    60. Re:On the Job Training by superwiz · · Score: 1

      I didn't miss it. I just found it boring, uninsightful and demonstrative of the ignorance so often displayed by those who use invisible hand as some boogie monster. They miss that it's the immediate wishes expressed by the people at any one time.

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    61. Re:On the Job Training by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      Uhuh ... last funny i saw in the ads was a factory looking for someone to work in 3 shifts as operator, mechanic on the side while taking care of logistics (read getting stuff to the machines ... how that works while operating one i have no clue) BUT needed to have at least an A1 (equiv to college / bach degree in IT)
      but thats not really the thing here ...
      took me a while to find the right number but .. as of now there's officially 138941 openings listed in the database (thats the flanders statejobshop, belgium is quite the complex paper structure, no saying how many listings there are in there that are also listed for brussels (which is a separate district with its own governent and its own statejobshop), the total number of (registered) unemployed sapients of legal working age in flanders would be 227.882 (https://arvastat.vdab.be/arvastat_basisstatistieken_werkloosheid.html) for some reason the maps always look green but for some reason the numbers always stay around the same but thats pretty normal for soviet belgium after all none of the administrations would like to get discarded .. so roughly (very roughly) thats 1 job for 2 unemployed fuckers ...
      or is it as someone with a low market value (44 years old, no actual degree on paper, and a 13 year old record i dont bother to get away cuz the chance is once in five years and the lawyer cost is high) i have some sight on the data in that base ... the number should be divided by about somewhere between 5-10 because
      because every "job" is listed 5-10 times because ...
      because every job gets listed by about every available agency, BUT the total number says 138941 ... im not a statistician but i can see how that is going awry as stephen fry english would say ... on top of that we get the temporaries, which arent really separated, on top of that we get the advertising-jobs ... the companies that are "always hiring" ... they always have an application there, just in case someone with 10 doctorates applies for a callcenter job so they can shift the workforce up a notch, but arent really hiring ... theres also the number of vacancies that has been filled but no one bothered to close them, might be anywhere from 1 to 6 months sitting in there, there's ALSO
      etcetera ...
      the point that you simply can't train everyone to do anything or just expect anyone to move to the other side of the country for a minimum wage job to go live in a tent until they can gather enough to pay the rent
      as a rule of thumb i think the relevant administrations dont mind blowing the numbers up, the politicians have their head up yo mommas ass so they are clueless as usual when it comes to the real world and then the biz and corps who use it as free advertising to "LOOK HOW GOOD WERE DOING" (pardon my french) .. caps ... "we're ALWAYS hiring" high profile on every jobshopsite always first five pages
      gives a REAL bad view on how life is for real ... guessing it wont be that different on the macro scale of the united lobbies of the free world, its a particratic bureaucracy as well after all (i know the populist word used but i wouldnt call i that, not here and not there) and SO ... the freeloaders are lazy but EVEN IF the numbers were right, you would still only have 1 job for every 2 slob
      *rests his case* (again) ... (locks the door and waits for the stasi to arrive for inciting unrest in the state)

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    62. Re:On the Job Training by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if the resume farms (many of which were actually located in Asia) have thinned out recently or they gave up trying to contact me. I still get the occasional ping from LinkedIn, but they tend to be in-house recruiters, with very few hits from even the larger recruiting firms. I still get calls every few months from resumes I last updated almost a decade ago.

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    63. Re:On the Job Training by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Tech workers, yes, but I meant the whole range of open jobs. Recruiters exist for more than just IT, and they're telling companies that they have to offer more than they're used to providing if they want people to move to fill the positions.

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    64. Re:On the Job Training by LesserWeevil · · Score: 1

      Absolutely matches my experience as well. Lazy HR = poor (or no) hiring decisions.

    65. Re: On the Job Training by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I call it being "hail married."

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  2. Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If only there was a way to motivate American workers to apply for jobs? Oh well, I guess more immigration/H1Bs is the only solution.

    1. Re:Pay More Money by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Same here in parts of Europe. For a couple of years now, companies are screaming for qualified IT staff, but wages haven't increased with this supposed demand and lack of supply. And more telling: fee rates for IT freelancers haven't increased either.

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    2. Re:Pay More Money by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2

      94 million Americans still out of work. If that's not enough motivation, I don't know what is.

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    3. Re:Pay More Money by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Paying more will motivate some people to change employers, but it won't solve the shortage of people with the right skills.

      If the Yankees would only pay more for a good shortstop I'd even apply for that job.

    4. Re:Pay More Money by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      He's using the dubious line that anyone who is able-bodied is seeking work. You turned 18? You're unemployed unless you're working. Doesn't matter if you're a housewife putting in 90 hours at home running house and raising children; you should be a secretary somewhere or whatever it is women do, not freeloading off a man who paid to buy a dishwasher and microwave.

      It's the kind of line you get from small-minded pundits who need a crisis to support their argument of someone's incompetence.

    5. Re:Pay More Money by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I make a 6 figure salary; it's hard to find jobs which pay more out in total compensation than I make today. That said, paying me more base salary/bonus, at this point in my career, is not even close to important.

      What is important, you ask?

      1. Flexibility
      2. Vacation
      3. Insurance cost
      4. Opportunity
      5. Freedom to operate
      6. Interesting work

      There are others, but you get the general idea. That said, I had a job interview elsewhere, recently, where the recruiter reached out to me and basically begged me to come into speak with them. The position has been open for 11 months and they cannot find anyone. Yeah, the pay is lower than I make today and the insurance is 2x the cost, but the real problem was that it was an institution where there was no flexibility or freedom to operate. They wanted something done to solve their problems but had a very narrow allowed view on how that could occur.

      Just like others who likely passed before me, it was probably due to the environment, not the pay. At some point, money stops being a motivator.

    6. Re:Pay More Money by gnick · · Score: 1

      So you want retired people and children to work?

      Can't go wrong with child labor. We pass the slavings on to you!

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    7. Re:Pay More Money by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Why should statistics motivate people? You motivate people by paying them more, not by reciting unemployment figures that are really bogus anyway. A job has to be worth your time.

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    8. Re:Pay More Money by Luthair · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh no, corporations only follow capitalism when they're the sellers. The rest of the time they want to suckle at the public teat.

    9. Re:Pay More Money by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Imagine it paid 20% more and fully funded your insurance contribution. Money still not important?

    10. Re:Pay More Money by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2

      Whooooooosh!

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    11. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Companies offering peanuts and dragging their feet to rise wages

      In my experience, this is not the problem. The problem is that applicants either don't have the skills, or they don't want to move where the job is located. If they have the skills, and the location is acceptable, then the money is rarely a problem.

      I am willing to train people on our internal procedures and policies. But not on industry-wide skills. You don't know our coding and testing standards, that is fine. But if you don't have enough initiative to learn OpenCL or Verilog for a job that requires those skills, then why should hire someone that needs to be spoon fed by a babysitter?

    12. Re:Pay More Money by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      If the Yankees would only pay more for a good shortstop I'd even apply for that job.

      If the position "shortstop" pays more, you are more inclined to get the necessary training to become one.

    13. Re:Pay More Money by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      But if you don't have enough initiative to learn OpenCL or Verilog for a job that requires those skills, then why should hire someone that needs to be spoon fed by a babysitter?

      Because most schools don't teach either of those subjects, much less both of them. OpenCL is an extremely niche skill in and of itself, and Verilog is typically only taught in a CE or EE program, which are a lot less common than CS programs. When you're hiring for a niche of a niche and most of the people have to learn those skills on the job, how can you reasonably expect to be able to hire people with those skills? If people have both of those skills, they probably already work at a GPU manufacturer, and most of those folks aren't looking for jobs.

      The more rare your requirements are, the more it is going to cost you, and unfortunately, too many companies aren't willing to pay those costs. So the choices are A. underpay and let the person learn the specific skillset on the job, or B. pay through the nose.

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    14. Re:Pay More Money by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So find someone who shows proficiency in 5 other languages. Anyone who knows that many can easily learn 6 and 7. It's not spoon feeding, it's training.

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    15. Re:Pay More Money by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      And, you know, people who actually want to spend time with their kids instead of commuting, and live in a place that's not a concrete jungle.

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    16. Re:Pay More Money by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      I have a job that does both-- pays at least 20% above market and covers all my healthcare costs and provides (in theory) 6 weeks paid vacation. I hate it; there is little professional/intellectual growth, and I get complaints when working from home or actually taking vacation. Unfortunately, I am an owner in the company so quitting gets complicated, and re-defining my role has issues with my partners.

      There really is a point where all you care about are the quality of life aspects of a job than direct and indirect compensation.

    17. Re:Pay More Money by gymell · · Score: 2

      Money is just one tangible component of compensation. My time is worth something. For example, a shorter commute. There are also intangible things that are important to me like casual dress, flexible hours, etc. Not to mention, decent management, interesting work... When considering offers, I factor all of those things in rather than focus on a single number.

    18. Re:Pay More Money by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      320M people total. 200M workforce participation rate. https://data.bls.gov/timeserie...

      48M people over 65. https://www.census.gov/newsroo... 74M people under 18. https://www.childstats.gov/ame...

      So you want retired people and children to work?

      There are a couple of problems with using those numbers as-is.

      First, merely having a job (workforce participation) tells you nothing about whether you are underemployed, whereas unemployment takes that into account.

      Second, workforce participation tells you nothing about how many people were forced into retiring earlier than originally planned, but concluded that they wouldn't be able to find work, so they didn't bother. The question isn't whether anyone over 65 is working, but rather whether the number of people over 65 who are working has decreased, and whether that decrease was caused by a lack of opportunity to keep working or by having so much money that they didn't feel the need to keep working.

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    19. Re:Pay More Money by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Most jobs have an inherent value ceiling. At a certain point, the "do nothing" option for a task is the best value when costs get to high.

    20. Re:Pay More Money by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Depends. 20% more and fully funding my insurance contribution is great.

      But if I'm working in an open floor-plan for a boss that doesn't know his ass from his elbow at a company that has some shady business practices and they've had a ton of turnover recently and everybody who works there seems really miserable? My mental health is worth more than a 20% raise, thank you.

    21. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Anyone who knows that many can easily learn 6 and 7.

      OpenCL is not a "language", and knowing multiple programming languages doesn't help you learn Verilog, because all of those languages consist of sequences of instructions, and Verilog doesn't work that way. It requires a fundamentally different way of thinking.

      If you don't have enough initiative to order a book from Amazon, and sit down and learn the material, then you aren't going to get an interview, much less a job offer. Get over your sense of entitlement. If you aren't willing to put in any effort to adapt to the job market, there are plenty of motivated people in Shenzhen and Mumbai that will.

    22. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Because most schools don't teach either of those subjects

      If you have to sit in a classroom to learn something, rather than showing some initiative and ordering a book from Amazon and reading it, then why should I hire you? Because you say you are willing to learn despite evidence that you haven't learning anything?

      OpenCL is an extremely niche skill

      Yet everyone proficient in OpenCL/CUDA is getting multiple job offers. It is critical for everything from deep learning, to fluid dynamics, to climate simulation. Pretty much anything doing heavy duty matrix math. That is hardly a "niche".

    23. Re:Pay More Money by garcia · · Score: 1

      My insurance contribution is only one part of the equation; I wasn't even talking about that part of it. I was referring to total cost of insurance (i.e. the copays, the coverage, the deductibles, etc).

      I currently pay less than 1.5% of my annual salary to insurance premiums but my son broke his hand the other day and I don't want to pay out the ass for the X-rays, medications, and followup visits.

      That's what I was talking about there.

    24. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 2

      That's funny. I applied for an OpenCL job at RedHat and they didn't even call me back. Then again this is RedHat we are talking about. And while there are some OpenCL jobs, and yes there are few people with the skills, the market is actually so tiny that it isn't that trivial to get a job really.

      I've trained at least three people in OpenCL/CUDA at a local college and guess what they aren't working on that either.

    25. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Two of them have gone to work on the game industry afterwards.

    26. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      OpenCL *is* a language. And a lot of other things. Perhaps you're confusing it with CUDA where the language is typically called CUDA C/C++.

    27. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Ok. Wikipedia claims it isn't a language. But I've never seen anyone call "OpenCL C" anything other than OpenCL anywhere.

    28. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Much like Java is a platform, and a runtime, and a language.

    29. Re: Pay More Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you "can't" find people with a certain very particular skill set, and you need them, by definition, it *is* your problem.

      You can either do something to fix it, or keep complaining about how people aren't magically landing in your lap with your desired skillset.

      Get over *yourself* too.

    30. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Paying more will motivate some people to change employers, but it won't solve the shortage of people with the right skills.

      I guess you've never heard of this wonderful thing called the market and supply and demand.

    31. Re: Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      If you "can't" find people with a certain very particular skill set, and you need them, by definition, it *is* your problem.

      We can find people. Just not in America. Or at least not in San Jose, or willing to move to San Jose. My company has an office in Shanghai (where I am currently working) and nobody here complains that it is my job to teach them basic skills.

    32. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Two of them have gone to work on the game industry afterwards.

      The skill set to program shader pipelines is very similar to doing OpenCL/CUDA. So this should be a good fit.

    33. Re:Pay More Money by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2

      If you don't have enough initiative to order a book from Amazon,and sit down and learn the material

      Are you really going to pretend like its that easy? Which OpenCL or Verilog book on Amazon do you suggest that would guarantee employment for someone without prior experience? And if it really is that easy, why don't you just hire people, hand them a book and make their employment contingent on completing the reading within 3 months?

    34. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I've never seen anyone call "OpenCL C" anything other than OpenCL anywhere.

      You can do OpenCL in Java, or Python, or even JavaScript (WebCL).

    35. Re:Pay More Money by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Money might be important then, but the thing to do would be go to back to your current employer and see if they can close part of the gap. That's much better than changing to a job you hate. There was a time where our salaries got a bit low compared to industry and all I had to do was tell my boss that the numbers being offered were so much higher comparatively that it would be irresponsible not to consider it. HR reevaluated what we pay and I think everybody got a raise. Money really shouldn't be that important in the sense that your skills have a market value and it's unlikely that there are going to be offers that are 20-30% apart regularly. And if there are, it still makes sense to try to go with the better job.

    36. Re:Pay More Money by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      or they don't want to move where the job is located.

      Or the idiot hiring manager lives in the quaint, archaic, magical land where Skype and email don't exist and coding must be done on-site.... because.

      Fixed that for you.

      Of course, then the answer becomes offshore teams, who never come into the office. See a problem here?

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    37. Re:Pay More Money by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      I think he means that you should sit down and read 10,000 books and maybe one of those will be on a topic that might land you a job. Doesn't seem very efficient to me, but that's what I get out of it.

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    38. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Or the idiot hiring manager lives in the quaint, archaic, magical land where Skype and email don't exist and coding must be done on-site

      If the job can be done off-site, then it is going to be done in Mumbai, not Muncie.

    39. Re:Pay More Money by careysub · · Score: 1

      Poe's Law and a little innumeracy among (supposed) nerds, my friend.

      The sarcasm tag is often not optional.

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    40. Re:Pay More Money by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

      OpenCL is a framework not a language.  It says so right on the Kronos website.  OpenCL specifies which languages may be used to implement interfaces which the framework specifies.

      Jesus,  how lame are you?

    41. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Which OpenCL or Verilog book on Amazon do you suggest that would guarantee employment for someone without prior experience?

      If you are looking for a "guarantee" then you are delusional. But the GPU in a typical computer has far more processing power than the CPU, and if you know how to tap into that, it is going to help you in many, many programming jobs.

      And if it really is that easy, why don't you just hire people, hand them a book and make their employment contingent on completing the reading within 3 months?

      Because I would be stuck with entitled immature employees incapable of learning on their own. Their lack of intellectual curiosity and self-motivation would mean that most of them would fail, so I would be out 3 months of salary plus management overhead.

    42. Re:Pay More Money by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2

      If you are looking for a "guarantee" then you are delusional.

      You're dodging the question by being deliberately obtuse.

      I'm not trying to trick you into giving a legally binding guarantee. I'm just trying to test to see if you would actually hire someone based on self-taught knowledge by getting more details about what knowledge you might expect. The fact that you can't provide such details suggests that you've never actually hired someone based on self-taught knowledge.

      Because I would be stuck with entitled immature employees incapable of learning on their own. Their lack of intellectual curiosity and self-motivation

      You're being awfully judgmental based on the lack of single skill. If someone demonstrates that they've self-taught several related technologies, are you going to dismiss them as being unteachable because they've overlook one that you are interested in?

    43. Re:Pay More Money by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Reading comprehension apparently is.

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    44. Re:Pay More Money by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      The more rare your requirements are, the more it is going to cost you,

      At some point the supply is just too limited but the value doesn't increase. We have theoretical open positions for people who have incredibly rare niche skills, but we aren't willing to pay extra for them. They fall into the category of "would be nice to have" but the jobs that can do that work aren't terribly plentiful nor is the client willing to pay extra. We just don't compete for those jobs without someone on staff to handle them.

      I suspect there are a lot of positions open in the world like that. "Gee whiz, it sure would be great to do some cool OpenCL accellerator jobs. But whatever, we've got a 2 year backlog of clients with standard C++ work. But if someone has OpenCL experience, be sure to flag them that would be a good hire."

    45. Re:Pay More Money by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      If you have to sit in a classroom to learn something, rather than showing some initiative and ordering a book from Amazon and reading it, then why should I hire you? Because you say you are willing to learn despite evidence that you haven't learning anything?

      What you're missing is that there are an infinite number of possible things to learn and each person has a finite amount of time in which to learn them. And there's a finite number of people in the CS field as a whole, and thus a finite subset of those people who will chose to learn that particular skill. Those people likely all have jobs. So as I said, at that point, you have two options: A. pay enough above market rates to steal somebody from some other company or B. hire somebody without that particular skill and let your new hire learn while doing.

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    46. Re:Pay More Money by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      And just to clarify, my point about things being taught in school was not intended to imply that people learn solely at school, but rather to emphasize that skills are much easier to find in the job market if the majority of students come out of school with those skills. For skills that are almost never taught in school, the overwhelming majority of people with those skills will have gotten them while on the job, which means they already have jobs. Thus, if the applicant pool is going to grow, it will only grow significantly if lots of people have opportunities to gain those skills on the job. Otherwise, the pool will grow very, very slowly, if at all, and may even shrink if the rate of attrition exceeds the rate of people randomly choosing to learn that particular skill on their own.

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    47. Re:Pay More Money by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      There really is a point where all you care about are the quality of life aspects of a job than direct and indirect compensation.

      A million times this. I think I discovered this in my 30s: it's better to make less money doing something that you're genuinely interested in at a workplace that you enjoy, than to make more money in a setting that you dislike.

      I used to say I could work anywhere if the pay was right. Experience taught me how wrong this sentiment really is.

    48. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      you have two options: A. pay enough above market rates to steal somebody from some other company or B. hire somebody without that particular skill and let your new hire learn while doing.

      Nope. I have other options:
      C. Hire someone in our Shanghai office.
      D. Temporarily hire a remote contractor.

      I prefer to avoid "C" because the more people we hire in Shanghai the more time I need to be here. Springtime is wet, the summers are sweltering, and the buildings are unheated and freezing in the winter. I'd rather be in San Jose, where the weather is perfect 90% of the time. But the lack of available talent is making that difficult.

    49. Re:Pay More Money by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Or the idiot hiring manager lives in the quaint, archaic, magical land where Skype and email don't exist and coding must be done on-site

      If the job can be done off-site, then it is going to be done in Mumbai, not Muncie.

      That's been tried so many times... but keep expecting better results.

        If you'd hire somebody to move from Muncie to San Jose, why would they be suddenly unacceptable if they wanted to stay in Muncie?

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    50. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      if you would actually hire someone based on self-taught knowledge

      Yes. I have hired people based on self taught knowledge many times. If you can show me a working FPGA programmed with your own Verilog code, then it is very likely I will offer you a job. It would need to be more than just a blinking LED (the Verilog equivalent of "Hello World"), but a working RS-232 implementation, or a toy 8-bit RISC would be pretty slick. I would, of course, ask you to change something, like invert the parity or add another instruction to make sure you actually wrote the code yourself and understand it.

      If you are reasonably intelligent, have a C background, know some electronics, and can grok that, unlike CPUs, FPGAs are NOT sequential devices, then you can learn all this in a month of evenings and weekends. That will open up thousands of job opportunities. More than a billion FPGAs are made every year, and someone has to program them. But it isn't going to be you if instead of learning and improving yourself, you just whine about how life is unfair.

    51. Re:Pay More Money by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Oops, so sorry, must be that Canadian humor I heard so much about...

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    52. Re:Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      That's been tried so many times... but keep expecting better results.

      I have been involved with "remote workers" many, many times, and it is the "remoteness" that is a far bigger problem than the nationality of the workers.

      why would they be suddenly unacceptable if they wanted to stay in Muncie?

      Because they would be unproductive and drag down the productivity of their entire team. That is reality. Look, there are a reason that "tech hubs" exist, and there is a reason that companies located in them are far more successful. There is also a reason that "distributed" companies tend to fail. Hiring someone in Silicon Valley will cost twice what an equivalent worker in Muncie would cost, yet successful companies realize that is a price worth paying.

    53. Re:Pay More Money by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

      Corps.' will follow the rules they are given. If the rules include the opportunity to redefine the rules, then they will do that too. If you don't like what corporations do, reform the rules and the process by which they are initially made.

    54. Re:Pay More Money by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1
      I once hired a high-school grad. for an Electronics internship. Part of it was to write a program to automate some part of printed circuit CAD software operation, most likely in Python.

      I spent a lot of time preparing a carefully considered task list to make good use of this intern. The kid I hired had only tangentially related experience, mostly hobbyist and school project stuff.

      But the GPA and the intellectual enthusiasm were such that it convinced me he could almost certainly learn and do the job. Well, he grossly exceeded my expectations on the programming, and most important, part!

      It was a great experience. Fortunately, he had to go off to college, or else he could have probably replaced me in another year or two ;-)

      So, there are indeed capable "on the job learners" out there to be had. I was one as well.

      OTOH, the intern did have a weakness – mediocre attention to detail. It wasn't much of a detriment when programming, as the interactive nature of the work allows one to self-correct. However, a relatively simple board design I had him do required three fabrication iterations to get right. Whereas I have only had to re-spin my board designs about 1% of the time, and those are usually for some minor oversight that could have been patched by hand, rather than a major spatial reasoning fail.

      Being a perfectionist is the lock I have on my job, which involves a great deal of "it absolutely has to be done right, the first time." I've never had a single hardware or software bug in the field. Of course, I'm slow as heck to make delivery. It's a trade off that can be appropriate in a research environment.

      I suspect that my intern could have improved his attention to detail in time, but it may have taken some stern yet wise guidance rather than coming from his own nature.

    55. Re: Pay More Money by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

      Aren't there piles of FPGA designers in Si Valley? My nice employer in Livermore let me go take a Verilog course at Xilinx once, and I ended up helping out teaching the thing. Not because the teacher wasn't smart, he was really quite good. But his english was painstaking to follow, and he just couldn't keep up with the demands for assistance during the lab exercises. Most of the people in the course, however, were Xilinx employees. At least half of them being Asian and Indian women. Very nice company, and very nice people! What's that thing about women in STEM? I've never quite been able to understand what that is all about. I had just about the same experience at a TI course once.

    56. Re: Pay More Money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Aren't there piles of FPGA designers in Si Valley?

      Sure, but they have an unemployment rate of about 0.1%, so there are very few actually available.

      What's that thing about women in STEM?

      There are plenty of women in STEM, they just aren't programmers.

    57. Re:Pay More Money by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 1

      94 million Americans still out of work.

      Sarcastic answer: The U3 suddenly became a reliable statistic last January 20.

      Not-sarcastic answer: Citation needed.

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    58. Re:Pay More Money by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      How is the location of the hire even remotely relevant? Nearly all the people with any sufficiently rare skill set in Shanghai are already employed, too. So your options are still exactly the same. The only difference is which market's rates you have to exceed.

      It is true that you have the option of hiring a contractor, assuming you need that skill for only a short time. However, one typically assumes that if a contractor is a realistic option, the company would hire a contractor to begin with rather than advertising a job for a full-time employee. By the time you get to the point of trying to hire an FTE, it is because the company needs someone full-time with those skills, and a contractor with highly valued skills isn't going to be interested in being effectively full-time.

      Also, a contractor typically charges way above the market wages that you'd pay for a full-time employee. If the contractor doesn't, he/she won't be able to pay the rent during the period between gigs. So you're still back to the original options, just for a shorter period of time.

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    59. Re:Pay More Money by sjames · · Score: 1

      So what you're looking for is a guarantee?

      There are plenty of intellectually curious people and even more things to be curious about. Perhaps you just need to give one (or more) of them a particular reason to fulfill their curiosity about things useful to you rather than things useful to other employers.

    60. Re:Pay More Money by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Sarcastic answer: The U3 suddenly became a reliable statistic last January 20.

      Nah, it's been rock solid for me going on almost 9 years now.

      Not-sarcastic answer: Citation needed.

      Here you go

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    61. Re:Pay More Money by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      When I was looking in late 2013 I had a very similar situation to that R3d describes. Company's new CTO was likable and seemed to have his head on straight. They wanted me to fight traffic twice a day and sit at a desk literally feet inside the main suite door. For less than I was already making, going up to parity in 6 months. Their field was some sort of social media targeted advertising, and they were entrenched with CentOS 5. Found this through a recruiter who contacted me. The third-party recruiter kept calling me to pressure even after I told him no, and to stop calling me.

    62. Re:Pay More Money by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      You sound more financially set than I do, but I had a bit of a similar experience.

      o Internal recruiter from $wellknowncompanyhighonlistsofgoodworkplaces contacted me on LinkedIn, hot for me. Wanted me to relocate. Which I can't do.
      o Couple months later he contacts me again, says the group working with the tech I currently work with is 'struggling' and they're all hot for me.
      o Wants me to move to one of two cities. The first is the one I'd moved away from a couple of years ago for family reasons, and where I could no longer afford to live. The second is one where nobody can afford to live. Mind you, they also have a smaller office 45 min from where I live (modulo traffic)
      o Repeat that I can't move. Says he'll talk to the hiring manager.
      o Says since I'm senior etc. it'd be okay if I just went into the local office once a week or so. Where none of the team sites, but just because. Fine. Maybe their insurance would be better than what I have at least, they use a company I had previously wrangled into covering certain things.
      o Bizarrely, company policy is that everything gets deployed in a container, whether it's suited or not.
      o Hours of phone screens go well, they're all hot for me, want me to go to city #2 to interview on-site. I give them days that do/don't work, they say they'll get back to me.
      o Nothing
      o Ten days later I ping the recruiter, and they don't want to proceed because I'm not in city #1 or city #2.

      This is a company high on the lists of best places to work, they wasted hours of my time, then turn me away because of family disability. @!#$@#$@.

      So yeah that's why you can't fill your position.

    63. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Yet if you read the OpenCL Quick Reference Card there isn't anything there but the C version. It seems kinda like retconning to me.
      Also, read the original OpenCL version 1.0 specification:
      https://www.khronos.org/regist...

      OpenCL consists of an API for coordinating parallel computation across
      heterogeneous processors; and a cross-platform programming language
      with a well
      specified computation environment.
      The OpenCL standard: .. Utilizes a subset of ISO C99 with extensions for parallelism

      So yep, it's definitively been retconned.

    64. Re:Pay More Money by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      I know that. You can also call ANSI C from a bunch of languages. But it smells like retconning to me. See the post I made below.

    65. Re:Pay More Money by dywolf · · Score: 1

      How to lie with statistics.
      94 million?
      1/3 of the population?
      Nonsense.

      There is a difference between being "out of work" and "out of the job market".

      You can only hit your number if you include children, students, and retirees.

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    66. Re:Pay More Money by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      WHOOOooooOOOoooooOOOOooooSHHHHHH!

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    67. Re:Pay More Money by imgod2u · · Score: 1

      Valid points. However, the statement was "94M Americans still out of work".

      Not underemployed. Not retired early. "out of work". First of all, that number seems totally pulled-out-of-ass. But more importantly, that number includes people under 18, over 65 and in college.

      The situation is obviously more nuanced than that.

  3. Google's hiring platform is about to disrupt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...the whole ecosystem. Imagine their search / ML applied to the wealth of data but shit parsing that is resumes / postings? I usually don't cheerlead for them, but if they can unfuck this I hope they do.

    Of course they'll cancel it quietly in 2 years, but whatevs.

  4. TL;DR by Tailhook · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Zombie 'openings' that expect senior rock-star level experience for H1-B level wages. Pay more. Train people. KTHXBYE.

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    1. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Zombie 'openings' that expect senior rock-star level experience for H1-B level wages. Pay more. Train people. KTHXBYE.

      That really is the crux of it.

      I work in consulting, and recently our company was trying to figure out whether to bid on a gig or not.

      What they wanted was a technical architect/sysadmin/programmer/business analyst ... they were looking for a VAST amount of experience (like 12 years minimum) and lots of skills, but they were looking to pay a fraction of the rate someone like that bills. Like, half or less.

      The company was literally being laughed at and having the phone hung up on them when they tried to tell people what the gig paid.

      There is no skills shortage, but there's a huge amount of companies who think they are going to get mad skills for the price of a kid straight of school.

      Somewhere along the way companies have stupidly come to believe senior talent is available at discount prices. And it just doesn't work like that.

      At the end of the day, we ended up telling the client we simply couldn't provide what they wanted for what they were willing to pay, and told them in no uncertain terms nobody else could either.

    2. Re:TL;DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You Millennial are all alike. You want to be paid your full wages the very first day. In my time we worked for bread crumbs for five straight years just to prove we were good enough to sweep the floors. It was only after our managers begged and begged the boss for our raises that we ever saw even a penny more. And we liked it! And we said "Thank you". You know why? Because there were a million people pounding on the door for a chance to lick the floors clean every night, even it they didn't get paid.

      That's what they told me anyway.

    3. Re:TL;DR by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      If you force them back onshore they will be automated quicker than a robot can blink.

      Good, when robots are doing all the work for us, we won't have to.

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    4. Re:TL;DR by kenaaker · · Score: 1
      There's another facet to this, that I'd label "corporate fad chasing".

      That would occur when a bunch of corporations, looking for the next "big thing", pick a market that is growing or is supposed to start growing any day now, and try to chase the current market leader. In order to chase the market leader they try to copy the market leaders development process and wind up with job requirements that seem to match what the market leader is currently using. So, there's suddenly demand for a set of skills needed for one particular type of solution.

    5. Re:TL;DR by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      So because you worked for fucking assholes, you think everyone is obliged to?

      You know the Four Yorkshiremen is supposed to be a joke, right?

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    6. Re:TL;DR by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You see that outside of the technical fields as well. My area is in a construction boom, and I'm constantly seeing local job postings looking for journeyman carpenter, journeymen electrician, skilled concrete workers, and so forth, and while they don't usually post the wages, I hear through the grapevine that these companies are often paying totally shit wages, and what's more, so sustained is the building boom that anyone who is an actual tradesman is their goddamned competitor, and you only get the tradesmen who are washed up drunks willing to work for those wages and, well, you get what you pay for. Meanwhile there are people who are either apprentices or who would like to be, but the companies don't want to hire them, or if they do, just want them as minimum wage laborers and don't want to do anything to help them along.

      We've entered this age where companies in all industries want people with huge amounts of skills and talent, but they don't want to pay them what they're worth, and worse, in a way, don't want to give entry-level people a leg up and into the industry. And then they bitch and whine and demand allowing foreign workers in because "worker shortage", a shortage, by and large, that the industries themselves have created, either intentionally to drive wages down, or unintentionally, because they want these magic employees with boatloads of skills who just love to work for peanuts.

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    7. Re:TL;DR by nerdonamotorcycle · · Score: 1

      It's a global workforce, but housing and other cost-of-living expenses are local. Result: Americans are paying for a first-world cost of living while competing with third-world wages.

    8. Re:TL;DR by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Reducing H1-Bs only means you'll be increasing offshored positions.

      Most companies doing the offshoring are big enough that they can be discouraged with protective tariffs.

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    9. Re:TL;DR by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Back then people didn't have student loans to pay and jobs did actual on the job training.

    10. Re:TL;DR by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Anecdotal, but that isn't what I am seeing in Southern California. The problem seems to be nobody really wants any more overtime, since the boom has been going on so long; it is apparently worse in Northern California.

      What I see is reputable electricians charging about 20% more, using less experienced foremen, and a whole lot of apprentices-- and this is employee-owned, union shops.

      It seems like ~7-12 years ago there was a significant drop in the number of people going into the trades, and this has led us to a shortage as a very senior tranche of tradesmen retired.

      Generally speaking, it is the people with "skills" that are a shortage. I can hire engineers that don't want to talk to clients and have mediocre technical skills fairly easily-- but what I need are engineers that can manage their own projects, use Revit, and manage one or two designers when project workload dictates. This is a skill level I had two years out of college, but we find people with 20 years that can't do all three. The ones that we do find on track to be there want to be paid as though they are already accomplished at that level. (Paying that way doesn't work because they become flight risks quickly, after significant investment in training.)

    11. Re:TL;DR by careysub · · Score: 1

      True. This is on often over-looked phenomenon.

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    12. Re:TL;DR by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I am going to sound racist but I am not.

      The reason they pay minimum wage is not because of greed. It is because of illegals coming across the border willing to work under the table. Jobs that paid $50,000 a year in 1985 pay $8/hr now as it doesn't take a genesis to put a nail through a piece of board. You do not even ahve to be born here or speak English. I do agree some shitty houses and foundations happen as a result from unskilled labor but they don't care.

      But that is unique to that industry. Food service and farming always paid jack shit as teenagers and family members used to do these jobs. Now the same folks do these as well as out of place factory workers who can't find anything else.

      Again, not racist but just stating facts about supply and demand. When you have 20,000,000 extra unskilled workers come in you can bet those unskilled jobs will go down in demand even when the housing boom hit.

    13. Re:TL;DR by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      what I need are engineers that can manage their own projects, use Revit, and manage one or two designers when project workload dictates. This is a skill level I had two years out of college, but we find people with 20 years that can't do all three.

      I don't know much about construction, but isn't Autocad the industry standard? Maybe you should drop the Revit requirement and replace it with "any 3D modeling tool", then train the guy on Revit over the course of a few months.

      On a related note, how would you interview someone to know whether they're able to manage a project or work with designers?

    14. Re:TL;DR by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      I've seen companies hiring contractors for shit wages, with made-up skills. The contractors naturally suck at the job, that's why 80% of them are contractors in the first place. But nothing changes.

  5. Alternative Title: by bobstreo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "US Employers struggle to find workers willing to be paid minimum wage, part time with no benefits."

  6. Drugs by ghoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The main reason companies are unable to fill low skill positions is that they have strict drug check programs where if marijuana is in your blood you are an automatic fail even if you smoked on the weekend and its legal in your state to smoke recreationally.
    Companies need to change their drug screening processes to match with the reality of American society where almost all poor people are doing drugs

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    1. Re:Drugs by Bozzio · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't tell if you're kidding.

      I've been smoking marijuana on and off for almost 20 years now. I'm not addicted, and I've never been tempted to smoke during the work day or even the night before work. My clients have always been happy with my work and past clients even reach out to me asking me to come back (I'm a software contractor). I'm known for being reliable, quick thinking, creative, and productive.

      All that to say: Your idea of what smoking a bit of marijuana is outdated.

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    2. Re:Drugs by king+neckbeard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why do you equate "used marijuana within the last weeK" with "drug addict"? Are your opinions based on Reefer Madness?

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    3. Re:Drugs by mysidia · · Score: 2

      is that they have strict drug check programs where if marijuana is in your blood you are an automatic fail

      Required policy mandated by their workers' comp. insurance carrier. Not companies' choice. I think that's typically where these policies come from..... we had no drug testing for many years, until we became a slightly larger company, and were required by the state to provide workers comp, and the insurers mandated that we put the testing in place as part of the requirements for us to be insured. They also had some other requirements they imposed like regular inspections and monthly safety meetings for everyone even office workers (low-risk jobs), that we always leave laughing about, because they have to cover and quiz us on specific topics chosen by the insurer, and it's all stupid shit that high-school students should answer correctly.

    4. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Why do you equate "used marijuana within the last weeK" with "drug addict"?

      Busses in Silicon Valley have billboards with a picture of a young man with smoke around his head and his eyes unfocused. Tagline: "It's called being 'wasted' for a reason."

    5. Re:Drugs by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I've worked a variety of jobs since I was 16, from smoothie shop cashier, chocolate shop cashier, movie theater projectionist, office temping, SEO marketer, and for the last decade variety of software development roles, only one of the SEO marketer (did this at two companies) jobs asked me to do a piss test. I worked in a "at will" state meaning either employer or employee could cancel the work agreement at any time for any reason. Might be more difficult in a union-heavy state like in the rust belt.

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    6. Re:Drugs by Bozzio · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How is it a contradiction? I've been smoking "on and off." I've gone several consecutive *years* where I haven't smoked. I also never have any difficulty stopping (in fact, stopping is easier than starting as it's hard to find where I live).

      None of that sounds like addiction to me. Maybe we have different definitions of addiction.

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    7. Re: Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Congrats, dumbest shit I've read all day

    8. Re:Drugs by gnick · · Score: 1

      Had you said "I smoked MJ 20 years ago and not since" then you can say you're not addicted.

      Bull shit. Is somebody who has had a drink a month for the last 20 years an alcoholic?

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    9. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My wife's work receives federal funding (its a non profit org) and a condition of that is that they have zero drug tolerance as mandated by the federal government. If someone comes to work and is suspected of being drunk or even hungover they can be taken for a UA immediately. If they come back with any level of alcohol then they are fired on the spot. This applies to all drugs and even medications. If the med says "do not operate machinery or vehicles while taking" then you have to take time off till you are not on said medication.

    10. Re:Drugs by king+neckbeard · · Score: 5, Funny

      Okay...last time I checked, bus adverts were not a particularly reliable source of information.

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    11. Re:Drugs by gnick · · Score: 1

      Who wants to hire someone addicted to drugs?

      Smoking weed on the weekend does not make a person a drug addict. Having a drink over the weekend doesn't make a person an alcoholic.

      Who is very likely to go smoke more weed during a break, and become a liability.

      What the fuck makes you think that a marijuana user is automatically "very likely" to smoke weed on his break? Again, if somebody has a drink over the weekend, are they "very likely" to also drink at their desk?

      Perhaps the reason they are poor in the first place comes from bad money management from buying things like... drugs?

      This is a little dated, but in 2014 Americans spent $374B on prescriptions. Our country must be full of idiots.

      No, I think i'll keep not hiring society's degernerates

      You are fucking clueless. Is this part of Sessions' "Good people don't smoke marijuana" garbage? Reefer Madness was bullshit brother.

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    12. Re:Drugs by PPH · · Score: 1

      Who wants to hire someone addicted to drugs?

      I'd like to hire people who don't drink. And fire the ones that do.

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    13. Re:Drugs by alvinrod · · Score: 2

      That's idiotic. That's about the same as saying that anyone who claims to have been drinking for 20 years is an alcoholic. Clearly we know that's not true and there are plenty of people who only drink occasionally and in small amounts.

    14. Re:Drugs by eth1 · · Score: 1

      I've been smoking marijuana on and off for almost 20 years now. I'm not addicted, and I've never been tempted to smoke during the work day or even the night before work. My clients have always been happy with my work and past clients even reach out to me asking me to come back (I'm a software contractor). I'm known for being reliable, quick thinking, creative, and productive.

      And yet, companies still hire tobacco smokers that waste gobs of time each day taking smoke breaks and drive up healthcare costs.

    15. Re:Drugs by torkus · · Score: 1

      AC is just setting up silly straw man arguments and horribly flawed logic...either out of stupidity or a bad attempt to troll

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    16. Re:Drugs by torkus · · Score: 1

      It depends a lot where you live and what industry you're in. Corporate america, finance, etc. you can certainly expect to be drug tested in most places.

      I've been working since I was 15 and every job I've had except my first one (mom&pop camera store) drug tested. Several did background checks and my current does a full fingerprint scan and FBI criminal background check.

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    17. Re:Drugs by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Never the less, marijuana is hardly in the same category as methamphetamine or heroin. The whole "gateway drug" claim was debunked long ago. Pot isn't safer than alcohol, but it isn't that much worse.

      I don't smoke pot, and really don't drink much, mainly because both make me feel shitty in any quantity, and I figure now that I'm in my mid-40s, I can't really afford to sacrifice any more neurons in the noble cause of feeling good, but still, treating marijuana like some highly dangerous substance is absurd. It has its risks, but then again, so does eating potato chips.

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    18. Re:Drugs by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Wow, who knew I was addicted to turning the light off before I go to bed each night? And to using a spoon when I eat soup. And to going to work each work day morning. And to parking my car in my driveway. And to washing the dishes. And to paying my groceries instead of just walking out with them.

    19. Re:Drugs by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to hire people who don't drink. And fire the ones that do.

      I don't care one bit whether people drink, do drugs, massage llamas, pray to invisible bearded men, or anything else as long as they do the work as good as or better than their peers.

    20. Re:Drugs by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I want to eat hamburgers and pizza all the time. I go some weeks without it but then I want it again. Am I addicted?

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    21. Re:Drugs by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I've heard "more addictive than heroin/nicotine/crack" but I've never heard "more addictive than weed".

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    22. Re:Drugs by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Just because you are not addicted doesn't mean that everyone is the same way.

      Lots of people can easily control their alcohol intake safely too. Yet there are still plenty of people who just can't stop drinking without help.

      Stop assuming you are the average on the curve in every topic and assume something's you can do that others struggle with.

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    23. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Just wait until they ban processed sugar, creimer.

      I don't eat processed sugar. I'm fine with a ban.

      You're in for withdrawal of epic proportions when you can't get your 5000 calorie per day fix from real vegetables and fruit.

      I'm on a low-carb diet of 150g per day and my daily calorie intake is 1,500 calories. Again, I'm fine with a ban on processed sugar.

    24. Re:Drugs by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Well, in all fairness, most companies also have prohibitions on being drunk on the job. If you test positive for alcohol, that would qualify you for dismissal, too. It's just that no one ever tests.

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    25. Re:Drugs by lactose99 · · Score: 1

      This is someone who's never smoked and is so hopped on propaganda that he'll never be bothered to understand.

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    26. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      My base metabolic rate is 2100 calories and you weigh TWICE what I do.

      My MBR is 2500 calories and I'm eating 1000 calories less to lose weight.

      Fuck you and your bullshit.

      That would be what?

    27. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Everything you write here.

      You need to be more specific. I wrote 3,000+ comments this year.

    28. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You fit 28 of the 29.

      I fit 1/3 of the items in Real Life. On Slashdot, I nail it perfectly. Shows you how good of a storyteller that I am.

    29. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Marijuana is illegal. Federal law applies to all states. There is no US state where using marijuana is legal.

      There are several states that have thrown away their redundant state laws that made it doubly-illegal. The state police don't enforce federal laws. But it is still illegal, and federal agencies can still bust you for it. So, any legitimate business has very good reason to refuse to deal with people who break the law.

      I agree that this law is stupid. Every justification for it is ridiculous. Marijuana should be legalized and taxed, just like tobacco. But until federal law is changed, it is illegal in every single US state.

    30. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      On what do you base this claimed Base Metabolic Rate?

      Calculator on the Internet. That was the number it gave me.

      I mean, since you've found the foolproof way to drop a pound a week, and it's been 4 weeks?

      I didn't found a foolproof way to lose weight. I plateaued out when I bounced back to 360 pounds for a few weeks. Looks like I need animal protein (i.e., hamburger) to lose weight. I'm eating hamburger to lose weight just as I was eating hamburger to gain weight ten years ago. Meh... I hate hamburger.

    31. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Are you full of shit all the time?

      I dropped two pounds this morning. I had to use the plunger. I now weigh 359 pounds.

    32. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Did you select "human" and not "cactus"?

      Mineral.

    33. Re:Drugs by BadTuna · · Score: 1

      "Refer Madness" was not a documentary.

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    34. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Explains your density.

      It explains why I only take up one seat.

    35. Re:Drugs by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      In my experience, when someone says they're wasted they're referring to being drunk.

      People can smoke themselves to oblivion with a Cheech & Chong doobie that they have no clue what is going on around them.

      https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xrsbjjuDTzU/maxresdefault.jpg

    36. Re:Drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The main reason companies are unable to fill low skill positions is that they have strict drug check programs where if marijuana is in your blood you are an automatic fail even if you smoked on the weekend and its legal in your state to smoke recreationally.
      Companies need to change their drug screening processes to match with the reality of American society where almost all poor people are doing drugs

      ...or, you know, you could stop acting like a criminal and just not do drugs.

    37. Re:Drugs by sfcat · · Score: 1

      I've been smoking marijuana on and off for almost 20 years now. I'm not addicted, and I've never been tempted to smoke during the work day or even the night before work. My clients have always been happy with my work and past clients even reach out to me asking me to come back (I'm a software contractor). I'm known for being reliable, quick thinking, creative, and productive.

      And yet, companies still hire tobacco smokers that waste gobs of time each day taking smoke breaks and drive up healthcare costs.

      Taxes on tobacco are so high that all the health care costs are covered already. In fact, we passed that milestone in 1983. Since then taxes on tobacco has gone up about 3x. So be careful what you wish for. If all smokers suddenly stopped tomorrow, you would probably owe several thousand dollars extra in local taxes to cover the shortfall.

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  7. Ironically, economy not that great by HBI · · Score: 5, Interesting

    150-180k net jobs created per month is not good at all. 300k/month used to be the gold standard for robust growth. The anemic Obama economy got people used to this, but by pre-2008 standards, this is a mild recession right now.

    If the business were out there to justify it, people would be willing to pay higher salaries to lure in workers. The fact they aren't tells you the truth about what I said above - the economy is not that great.

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    1. Re:Ironically, economy not that great by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It's not a recession until it's receeded. It has to go backwards, not forwards slowly.

    2. Re:Ironically, economy not that great by Luthair · · Score: 2

      Obama? Try Bush Jr - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    3. Re:Ironically, economy not that great by torkus · · Score: 1

      It's not a recession when you take a depression in comparison that they refused to label anything BUT a recession.

      Talk to joe q public and most people will tell you that our economy is not out of the deep end yet. They put the dow jones back on track and cemented up lots of big business interests but in the process gave them all excuses....erm reasons...for limiting wages, raises, and similar.

      Companies are far more focused on preserving their bank accounts and stock price than their employees making a fair wage.

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    4. Re:Ironically, economy not that great by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Please it started with Bush which is how Obama beat McCain in 2008.

      I do not want to get into politics but the economy is strong. In July we added almost 400K jobs and it has been growing since 2014. It is true if you have a highschool diploma and worked in a factory or coal mine you are screwed. But for us educated and skilled to semi skilled types there are jobs to gain. Not all companies want to pay what we are worth but you can ignore them and still be hired.

  8. Employers are full of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First, just read the summary.

    Back in '08 when the shit hit the fan, I was told, "Just get a job waiting tables! It'll show that you have gumption!!"

    So, I went to the local bar and grill who was looking for help and applied. Sorry, we need someone who has had at least 5 years of RECENT experience.

    The local landscaper (professional lawn mowing company) asked me, "Do you have experience in this line of work."
    Now, how to answer that. "Uh, how hard is it to mow lawns?!" or "No sir, I do not."

    Well, they are both wrong answers. (BTW, working beneath you skills ruins your career. All those folks who said, "Get a job flipping burgers to pay your mortgage!" were wrong. If you did that, you ruined your career. YOU ARE YOUR LAST JOB. And if that's flipping burgers, then you are a burger flipper - sorry Mr. BS CS. Been there - I know.)

    Tech is even more retarded. I once recommended this brilliant ENGINEER (BS ME - a REAL engineer) who had tons of experience with the company's technology.

    Nope. "Sorry, you don't fit in to our corporate culture."

    Kiss my fucking ass. EVERY company that says they cannot get qualified people are liars. Period.

    1. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Ryanrule · · Score: 2, Informative

      Learnt to lie.

    2. Re:Employers are full of shit. by ghoul · · Score: 1

      Matching with the culture is important. We have a no asshole rule. Even if an asshole is 100% more productive if he/she reduces the productivity of 5 other people on the team by 20% each its a wash on the productivity of the team and in addition you have made 50% of your awake hours more miserable.

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    3. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Herkum01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The day after companies can effectively evaluate technical schools, they can evaluate company culture fit. Otherwise there is always one jerk at the table saying "I don't like him or personality" whenever they feel threatened.

    4. Re:Employers are full of shit. by Bright+Apollo · · Score: 1

      Mods, do your job and mark parent +1 insightful and fuckin' dead on true.

    5. Re:Employers are full of shit. by RottenJ · · Score: 1

      A Tyrion Lannister quote comes to mind: "Have you ever considered learning how to lie every now and then.."

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    6. Re:Employers are full of shit. by torkus · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. For every open position I've ever had available, I get at least a dozen or two really crappy resumes - AFTER being filtered by two different levels before I even see them.

      I know there's talent out there. I also know there's a huge amount of people who are pitifully under-qualified (or just lying) for the jobs they're applying for. There's also the people who don't care and expect every job to accommodate their individual quirks and blame 'the man' when they aren't hired. No, sorry, pink dreads are not going to be acceptable at a management meeting in this company and neither is that gauged septum piercing that goes with your forehead tattoo. Oh, and no you can't work from home 80% of the time in a hands-on position ... etc.

      I'm not in the habit of hiring clowns since I don't work for the circus. I wish more people would realize that.

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    7. Re:Employers are full of shit. by hord · · Score: 1

      I took two years off because I was financially savvy enough and thought I could get back into tech easily since I have a pretty large skill set. I haven't even gotten a single interview this year for a developer position. Live your dreams but make sure you get to work first. That's the american way.

    8. Re:Employers are full of shit. by hord · · Score: 1

      You will have to explain gaps and those explanations will destroy your chances because people will use it to judge your character. Why would a professional making $150k flip burgers? I've been in a hiring meeting where we actually asked this question.

    9. Re:Employers are full of shit. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      The day after companies can effectively evaluate technical schools, they can evaluate company culture fit. Otherwise there is always one jerk at the table saying "I don't like him or personality" whenever they feel threatened.

      It can take quite a while to find that someone's technical work isn't up to standards. But you can usually tell within a week that they're an asshole. Why stick with a problem that you know can't be solved? Next week you might, after some training, be a better coder or technical writer. But if you're an asshole, you're still going to be an asshole next week. The quickest way to chase away your good people is to ask them to put up with an asshole. And just like you, whether or not you'll admit it, everyone else can spot an asshole more or less instantly. Why would you want to work for someone who thinks that hiring a non-stop religious proselytizer, or raving SJW, or loud few chewer, or non-stop backstabber is a good thing to do?

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    10. Re: Employers are full of shit. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I mean, at least act like you don't hate me. And don't act like you're full of spite for the world. Which, realistically I don't blame you if you are.

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    11. Re:Employers are full of shit. by chihowa · · Score: 1

      ...AFTER being filtered by two different levels before I even see them.

      Likely, your filtering system doesn't work. I've been on both sides of this and the number of really good resumes that don't make it through the horrible abortion that is HR is astounding. Bullshit seems to flow freely through them, but they do not know how to recognize a candidate that would be a great fit for a technical position because they fundamentally don't understand what technical people do.

      Someone else here had previously pointed out that they all went to party schools and majored in socialization. The best they can do at evaluating technical resumes is word-for-word typo-for-typo term matching.

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    12. Re:Employers are full of shit. by rthille · · Score: 1

      Before my most recent job, I got laid off and had savings, didn't feel like working. So I took a year off and helped my girlfriend spin up a new business. After my year was up, I interviewed at a local company that seemed like a good fit, and despite totally biffing one technical question (at the time I couldn't see a better than n^2 solution though went home and coded up a linear one) I got the job. So, despite being a highly paid engineer, they seemed ok with the fact that I spent a year as an unpaid "shopgirl".

      But yeah, anecdotes aren't data.

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    13. Re: Employers are full of shit. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      So who's the asshole that enforces the no-asshole rule?

      What? Not putting up with assholes is the reasonable action. NOT enforcing the no-asshole rule is the assholish thing to do. Why would all of other employees consider the person who fires the asshole to be an asshole?

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  9. How 'bou dah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Match someone competent to the POTUS?

  10. It's No Policies, It's Wages by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You don't see companies raising wages to attract the employees need because for the most part (i.e. not the multinationals hiring h1b's, but the majority of companies who employ the majority of people and are small-mid size) they can't.

    We live in a debt-based economic system with inflation at a rate of about 2.5% annually, runaway government spending and about 65-75% taxation by the time cash makes its way from a client to an employee. Meanwhile, the government will spend what it expects things to be valued at, ironically increasing with inflation, not solely but functionally equivalent given the magnitudes of figures involved in each case, to the huge multinational corporations, who then buy from smaller corporations in many cases. It's trickle-down-corporate-economics and it works no better than the individual version: the government pays the banks and megacorps, they pay the large-not-multinational companies, they pay the midsized companies and the small companies are mostly paid by the individual consumers.

    At each step along the way there's a time delay for prices to adjust where the guy at the top (from the government down) charges more for services, until the next guy down can no longer handle the burden and raises costs on their customers, and so on. The entire system runs in that cyclical nature wherein division of resources moves continually toward government. People blame the megacorps but the truth is they're only the highest ranking slaves.

    1. Re:It's No Policies, It's Wages by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Ok but then they should admit that they can no longer participate in a fair market with their business plan rather than whine about not being able to find people.

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    2. Re:It's No Policies, It's Wages by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      How would that be in their self interest? If they say "I can't cut it" all their clients leave (be they government or larger businesses.) If they say "the labor pool is shit" then the politicians find a way to get more cheap labor.

    3. Re:It's No Policies, It's Wages by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps the leaders of the company are actually sharp and do what they are supposed to be there to do and think of a way to create profit again. Honestly, I suspect part of the problem is that too many 'business leaders' have the knowledge to read a spreadsheet but no actual creative drive that it actually takes to grow a company.

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    4. Re:It's No Policies, It's Wages by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Creativity is for innovation. Tenacity and sociopathy are for growth.

  11. Economics 101 by sphealey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Economics 101 says a labor shortage is not possible - employers need only raise offered wages until all positions are filled. What went wrong? Econ 101 explanations seem to be highly satisfactory when the job market is on the way down (in a recession for example).

    1. Re:Economics 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's what I was thinking.

      . But he says if that were the main problem, you would see wages rising more rapidly in the economy -- and that's not the case in many industries.

      Unless of course the main problem is that the cheap bastards refuse to raise wages.

    2. Re:Economics 101 by virtig01 · · Score: 1

      Economics defines things in two time frames: short-term and long-term. Over the long-term, labor markets will reach equilibrium. In the short-term, there can certainly be labor shortages, such as when the number of jobs exceeds the working-age population.

      In the short term, if an employer is unwilling to pay what the market demands, then it's not really a job opening in any realistic sense. If their marginal cost (paying the new worker) exceeds their marginal benefit (output of the new worker), then the job listing will be deleted. If not, the wage needs to increase.

    3. Re:Economics 101 by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, the problem is margin compression; there often isn't any money left to actually pay more. Price of good or service is fixed by the market. Beyond a certain point it doesn't make sense to hire people that won't generate any profit.

      My industry used to have gross margins around 50%, which supported a net profit of about 15%. A key piece of software goes from being 1% of revenue to 2%, due to changes in licensing, bundling, and price. That drops net profit by about 7%. Rent goes up from 4% of revenue to 6%... employer healthcare contribution up by 12% means 3.5% of revenue is now 4% of revenue.

      So, employer either needs to find ways to lower costs, or ultimately go out of business-- until there is more pricing elasticity. That point is generally 2-3 years delayed.

  12. Just doing the needful. by MrSavage · · Score: 1

    The companies responded to this article: We are just doing the needful. Please come again.

  13. "Chamberlain says that with unemployment so low.." by BlueStrat · · Score: 2

    Chamberlain says that with unemployment so low...

    Yup, that's where I stopped reading.

    This person is not dealing in reality.

    I can come up with my own random hypotheticals and 'what-ifs' so I don't need to hear about his, thanks all the same.

    Strat

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  14. Did anyone read the article? by StevenMaurer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I pop in here to the comment section, and read a bunch of people angrily talking about how there really not being an job opening problem, just that "employers are full of shit".

    Here's the thing. That's what the article says. Let me be helpful to you, and quote it:

    Part of the hiring problem, Chamberlain says, lies in company hiring policies.

    Peter Cappelli, a professor at the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School, agrees. He says one problem is that companies are posting openings with required qualifications that aren't really necessary for the job.

    "They're just asking for the moon, and not expecting to pay very much for it," Cappelli says. "And as a result they [can't] find those people. Now that [doesn't] mean there was nobody to do the job; it just [means] that there was nobody at the price they were willing to pay."

    Come on people! Read!

    1. Re:Did anyone read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You expect slashdotters to read the article? NOW who's asking for the moon?

    2. Re:Did anyone read the article? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of positions advertised would either go unfilled indefinitely or just get canceled without being filled.

      Or would be used as proof that, "Gosh, we just can't find anybody with the necessary skills, which is why we need H1bs..."

    3. Re:Did anyone read the article? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      You're complaining that people are agreeing with TFA??

  15. What? by wyHunter · · Score: 2

    You don't want to move 1000 miles to deliver pizza? For less than minimum wage? I'm shocked, just shocked I say.

    1. Re:What? by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Here in Dallas, a lot of restaurants (especially the trendy ones) are having more and more trouble finding people willing to work as cooks, waiters, busboys, etc. Why? Because the trendy restaurants located themselves on the trendy toll roads... a lot of these positions pay minimum wage yet cost $5 just to drive to.

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  16. I like the way it was done overseas by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when I was young. The gov't placed you in a job, and paid for your training/education, and the company got a tax break until you were up to snuff. Kept unemployment low, and people happy.
    I don't see why this can't be done here.

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    1. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      when I was young. The gov't placed you in a job, and paid for your training/education, and the company got a tax break until you were up to snuff. Kept unemployment low, and people happy. I don't see why this can't be done here.

      Because that isn't the limited, enumerated responsibility of the government, especially the US Federal government.

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    2. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Wait, are you treating that living document as a legal document? What's next? You gonna think that the Government has the domain over tariffs and border protection?

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    3. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Because most people who risk everything they have to start and run a business don't like the idea of the government telling them who they have to hire.

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    4. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by careysub · · Score: 1

      That and a whole bunch of water on both sides, and no competition in the entire Western Hemisphere.

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    5. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by careysub · · Score: 1

      He may have to conclude that the Air Force must be abolished forthwith, as only an Army and a Navy are specified in the Constitution. If we are strict originalists clearly any power not granted in the Constitution does not exist. Creating an Air Force must require a Constitutional amendment.

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    6. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Neither is social security or a standing army. The government is whatever we want it to be. If enough Americans want the government to act to ensure a high standard of living then that is what it should do.

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    7. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Neither is social security or a standing army.

      The Feds are mandated for defense, so I think that one will pass muster.

      I seriously have doubts the feds should be in the Social Security game....I don't think that was actually constitutional myself on a federal level.

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    8. Re:I like the way it was done overseas by superwiz · · Score: 1

      I was being sarcastic, as you may have guessed. To your point though, why wouldn't there be a Constitutional amendment authorizing other branches of armed forces? Would any state really object to it?

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  17. Re:Warning: May cause triggering by danbert8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My HR department is about a 50-50 split between men and women. And they are all equally useless...

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  18. Re:paying people. by Bozzio · · Score: 2

    Or start streaming burgers digitally to reduce overhead.

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  19. US Employers Struggle To Find Purple Squirrels. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    US employers struggle to find purple squirrels.

    And they refuse to acknowledge that a red squirrel and a blur squirrel can, on average, do the same job.

  20. Re:paying people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Except that if everyone in the area that used to be unemployed or earning $8 is now earning $12 an hour, they can buy an awful lot more burgers or afford to pay more than $1.00 per burger.

    There are limits, of course. Pay everyone $500 an hour and soon a single gallon of gas will cost $75 and a cheap single family home will cost 20 million.

    But a lot of the objections to raising wages act as though employees take the extra money each week and light it on fire. In fact, they save or spend it, which feeds right into the local economy. You can argue that the contribution back into the local economy doesn't offset the money lost paying the higher wages. It's a complex problem. But you can't assume that the extra money vanishes in thin air.

    ...and while I'm on the rampage here, I'll point out that on the bottom end of wage earners are people that qualify for food stamps, rental assistance, housing assistance, and Medicaid. An argument often made - because it's true - is that companies paying near minimum wage effectively have their business models subsidized by the taxpayers. So if that person starts earning $12 an hour instead of $8, maybe they'll stop needing food stamps.

  21. Not only wages, but real estate by enjar · · Score: 1

    Outside of the "usual suspect" metro areas, a lot of the country is still in a condition where home values are still recovering from the recession, so people are less inclined to move unless the company wanting to hire can make that problem go away. Right now if I had to sell my house I'd likely not only lose money versus what I paid for it, but then have to pay the realtor's commission on top of it, then have no great amount of equity to use as a down payment on another place, and then there's the cost of the move itself. Sure, I could rent, but with kids I want to get them into school and keep them in the same school. Also, if a job is in one of the metro areas that largely ignored the recession, it's an extra steep climb coming from an area that took the recession hard.

    In the past when employers were looking to fill a position, they would often offer relocation assistance in some form -- signing bonus, paying for a realtor's fees, paying for a move, etc. I don't see those offers listed any more, they seem to want local-only unicorn candidates who will work for wages offered 10 years ago.

  22. information asymmetry problem by FeelGood314 · · Score: 2

    Information has a cost and this is the main reason today for unemployment. This is similar to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... .
    I want to hire some one to do X. I want to pay the minimum possible but still get a good employee. Also I don't know how good an employee is and I (hate firing/can't fire/or incur cost with each hire). This is the asymmetry. The employee knows his value but I don't. I might pay $100K for a good worker but I'll only pay $40K for a poor one. If I offer the median $70K I only get candidates that are worth between $70K and $40K. So then I chose the median of that $55K....and eventually I'm down to $40 and not able to hire anyone.
    Employees are also sticky. An employer might be willing to pay $25 for picking tobacco or some other seasonal work but no one is going to quit even a $15/hr part job and move to the middle of no where for that. Even an unemployed person won't do it because they give up the opportunity to get a steady job (and they might lose some benefits (hey maybe we need a basic income))
    Some employers are either clueless or collectively keeping wages down in some industries or regions. They then use the open positions as an excuse to get seasonal immigrant labour or H1-B type visas.

    A solution could be: more transparency about wages (make wages public), less regulation on employee rights but more enforcement of them and a reduction to H1-B and migrant employment.

    1. Re: information asymmetry problem by torkus · · Score: 1

      It's not even that.

      The level of bureaucracy is hurting everyone and while it 'creates' jobs, it also chokes out money better spent on actually doing something.

      But much bigger than that - most large companies are beholden to the larger stockholders (which coincidentally often include senior management and the board of directors) and stock price is the name of the game. Corporate profit is too, to a degree but only as an influencer on stock price.

      Why worry about your $5 million salary when you can bump up the share price of your 17 million options by a few dollars in a given year? Oh, and if that means laying off 10% of your workforce instead of retraining them and diversifying then oh well...point to your at-will employment, shurg, and enjoy your new P/L that drive your stuck up 5% overnight.

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  23. Companies are Unrealistic by Herkum01 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had 2 phone interviews without any depth to them and over in a few minutes. The reason why? They were stuck on looking for a specific skill and if you did not have it, you were done.

    The first failed on AWS, oh you have not worked with AWS? Sorry, we are not going forward. It was not a matter if I understood networking, or servers or administration or any of the 50 tools that AWS promises, no direct experience, interview over. Not only that, they ended up hiring nobody!

    The second one was Scrum and Continuous Integration, have not done either, interview is over (over in 2 minutes with pleasantries). They don't even try to evaluate your skills, or your thought process or even if you are capable.

    It seems like they cannot even be bothered to try and get someone to be productivity and thejob salaries are not great either, just average. If companies were really desperate they would be more aggressive but I think they are just cruising along, not really competing or losing ground. When they become greedy or desperate that is when you will see change.

    Note: In reference to AWS, I took an online course on AWS after the interview. It was powerful, not hard but broad. Certainly not as hard as working with specific hardware that implements the same features.

    1. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by torkus · · Score: 1

      You're part of the problem, not the solution!

      You interviewed for two separate positions that you had zero experience in the key skills/knowledge base. On what planet do you think they'd continue an interview in a situation like that? Even an entry level position requires some familiarity at a minimum.

      If a recruiter did something like that to me I'd blacklist them on the spot (I have in the past). It's a waste of time for everyone involved.

      Go apply for positions you're qualified for or at least get some rudimentary experience so you can fake it!

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    2. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I'm left wondering in what kind of job you actually need to know the OSI layer. If you got someone who didn't know the OSI layer from back to front, might they actually be able to succeed at the job by googling it?

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    3. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by hord · · Score: 1

      Every programming job? Failure to know the OSI model is probably why the internet is giant abyss today. Knowing OSI is basically like knowing the alphabet. It's tricky to learn the first time and then you never think about it again.

    4. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by hord · · Score: 1

      AWS is not a "skill". It is a platform. OP probably does have the "skills" necessary but doesn't have a certificate with AWS stamped on it.

    5. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by hord · · Score: 1

      Can you please describe how 20-years worth of Linux and network administration experience can't be substituted for AWS? Can you even describe what AWS is as a skill-set? Like what does it take to do AWS? Learning how to click on kindergarten-looking bubbly interface to do everything you already know?

      The problem is hiring managers have no clue what their workforce does. If you actually need someone with "continuous integration" experience and you can't write your own while loop, I have no idea what to tell you.

    6. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I was on Ziprecruiter where I had prescreening questions. 1 out of 5: Have you ever worked in a managed services company before? I put in No. BOOM app ended. FYI there are only 2 managed service companies where I live so good luck with that HA.

    7. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that people who don't know OSI aren't up to *your* standards, but that many people manage to work without knowing OSI. Which pretty much is an example of not being able to find someone who can do the job due to high standards. If you are reasonably good at hiring, you will intuitively detect the people who are able to know what you need them to know within a short time of hiring. Don't discount them because they don't know it in the job interview, trust them to be able and willing to learn what you need them to instead.

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    8. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      Why do idiots run the world?

      I say, if you're working for the man then you don't write the rules. Start your service or other company. It's not that hard... People with high-school educations start successful lawn care businesses with many employees.

    9. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      I almost "personal market"ed myself from getting my current job at an MSP. Between my wiki page, my resume, and the "portfolio" I put together with how-tos, visio diagrams, pictures of my lab rack...they guy thought I WAS my own small-time MSP. But I'm horrible at actual sales, and after a two hour interview I got the job.

      I suspect the people who are asking about AWS are the "first tier" screeners, who only know to ask specific questions. If you manage to make it past them and interview with someone who is actually in the division your trying for, THEY would comprehend how the current skill set is applicable to their job.

    10. Re:Companies are Unrealistic by swillden · · Score: 1

      You're part of the problem, not the solution!

      How ironic. After reading your post, I think the above statement perfectly describes you.

      Skills in specific tools and technologies are almost irrelevant except for short-term work, in which case what you really want is a contractor, not an employee. If you're hiring someone you expect to keep for years, what matters is their foundational knowledge base, their intelligence and their attitude. A smart person with a good attitude and the necessary foundation can and will learn whatever specific tools and technologies are required -- and will be able to repeat the process as needed as your company's requirements and infrastructure evolve.

      If a recruiter did something like that to me I'd blacklist them on the spot (I have in the past). It's a waste of time for everyone involved.

      It's a waste of time only because the interviewers were stupid. Of course, a recruiter should know if the company is one of those foolish ones that hires skill rather than ability, and should not send people with ability but not the ultra-specific skills.

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  24. HR BS and H1B fake job openings by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    HR BS and H1B fake job postings can account for a lot of the openings.

    Also this one place said that we not really hiring but just have an posting to see who is out there.

  25. Re:Now Hiring! by Matt · · Score: 1

    Must submit to full background and security clearance check.

    No, those usually require already having a Top Secret security clearance, with special compartmentalization authorization for that proprietary hardware.

    Also that non-flexible work schedule is probably graveyard shift.

  26. Bullshit by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    they don't want to pay to train anymore. They want employees already trained in whatever specialty they want this week and they want to dispose of them (or force them to train on their own time/dime) when that specialty gets obsolete.

    We had a social contract and it's been broken. Time for a New New Deal (google it).

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  27. Here's another idea by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    how about America change it's policies so that poor people don't feel the need to turn to addictive substances to cope. Not that I'm opposed to what you're suggesting, I'm just saying there's more than one way to attack that problem.

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  28. Re:so stop by Bozzio · · Score: 1

    That is not a very useful definition of addiction.

    By that definition you're addicted to masturbation. You should get some help for that.

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  29. You must be new to /. by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    after 20 years of us tech workers losing jobs to H-1bs the fact that companies do that is taken for granted.

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  30. Re:so stop by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been drinking soda on and off my whole life.

    Why don't you stop using the Internet and never start again to prove that you're not addicted?

  31. The myth that employers care... by zarmanto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If corporations cared at all about unemployment, they already know exactly what they could do to remedy that problem: Let the cream rise to the top. That is to say, offer additional training to existing highly skilled employees, so that they can easily qualify for the next job up the ladder, and then move them up. Then fill the now vacant lower level jobs with people who are presently unemployed and living on the street (or in their parents basement). The newly hired wage earners will be thrilled just to have a job at all, and won't be quite as picky about how much they're earning, and the highly skilled workers will be thrilled to get the raise, and to be recognized for their contributions.

    The problem, as I see it, is that far too many companies are more interested in the bottom line than in anything else. And one of the easiest ways to turn a profit is (and always has been) to milk existing employees for all that they're worth for as long as possible, and make them do tasks above their pay level, because they "can't find anyone qualified for that position, right now"... which basically causes that old adage, "You have to move out to move up," to become a self-fulfilling prophecy. I've moved out because of that, myself. If you're in the workforce at all, you've probably done it, too.

    And here's where it gets even more frustrating: the "requirements" for any given position do not remain static. It's quite common for employers to adjust the requirements based upon the skillset of the person who just left that position. "Hey, Ralph became a freaking genius at SharePoint while he was working for us. We can't possibly hire someone who knows less than him, now! Change that job req for his position to include senior SharePoint experience, okay? Years of experience? I dunno... how long did Ralph work here? That long? Really?"

    And thus, the position that Ralph left -- specifically because he was being underpaid for the skills he'd gained over his years there -- is now entirely un-fillable. Because nobody with those skills would take the job, at the offered pay.

    Employers shoot themselves in the foot like that, all too often. My previous employer did it, too... that's why they're my previous employer. And over the past few weeks, I've sat by and watched as my up-line supervisor is being run through the beginnings of the scenario I've described above... so I would imagine she's currently evaluating her options.

    The wheel turns, and the cycle repeats itself.

    1. Re:The myth that employers care... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      If corporations cared at all about unemployment, they already know exactly what they could do to remedy that problem: Let the cream rise to the top. That is to say, offer additional training to existing highly skilled employees, so that they can easily qualify for the next job up the ladder, and then move them up. Then fill the now vacant lower level jobs with people who are presently unemployed and living on the street (or in their parents basement). The newly hired wage earners will be thrilled just to have a job at all, and won't be quite as picky about how much they're earning, and the highly skilled workers will be thrilled to get the raise, and to be recognized for their contributions.

      The problem, as I see it, is that far too many companies are more interested in the bottom line than in anything else. And one of the easiest ways to turn a profit is (and always has been) to milk existing employees for all that they're worth for as long as possible, and make them do tasks above their pay level, because they "can't find anyone qualified for that position, right now"... which basically causes that old adage, "You have to move out to move up," to become a self-fulfilling prophecy. I've moved out because of that, myself. If you're in the workforce at all, you've probably done it, too.

      And here's where it gets even more frustrating: the "requirements" for any given position do not remain static. It's quite common for employers to adjust the requirements based upon the skillset of the person who just left that position. "Hey, Ralph became a freaking genius at SharePoint while he was working for us. We can't possibly hire someone who knows less than him, now! Change that job req for his position to include senior SharePoint experience, okay? Years of experience? I dunno... how long did Ralph work here? That long? Really?"

      And thus, the position that Ralph left -- specifically because he was being underpaid for the skills he'd gained over his years there -- is now entirely un-fillable. Because nobody with those skills would take the job, at the offered pay.

      Employers shoot themselves in the foot like that, all too often. My previous employer did it, too... that's why they're my previous employer. And over the past few weeks, I've sat by and watched as my up-line supervisor is being run through the beginnings of the scenario I've described above... so I would imagine she's currently evaluating her options.

      The wheel turns, and the cycle repeats itself.

      Like we don't do the same. When I was unemployed I had recruiters hang up on me when I told them what I wanted. I had to adjust lower and lower and be willing to do temp to hire before I was taken a few months later. The economy changed and I wanted to run it to my benefit of course. I wanted a job that was filling that paid a lot with security. The employer always wants to put extra tasks like having the IT guy also serve as the secretary in the front to greet people and answer phones (HA).

      Employers are doing the same thing with their toes in the water. During a recession the employer wins every time. During a boom like now or in the 1990s we win. I like to look at it like an auction with bids.

    2. Re:The myth that employers care... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      The problem, as I see it, is that far too many companies are more interested in the bottom line than in anything else.

      Because we're in a highly competitive global economy. And if a company isn't focused on the bottom line, they cease to be company at all, and then hire and retain exactly zero employees because they have gone bankrupt. Would you buy the goods and services you use to run your life and household without always being aware of what those expenditures would do to your bottom line?

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  32. Re:Warning: May cause triggering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    https://www.bls.gov/cps/cpsaat11.pdf

    74% of all Human Resources managers are women.

  33. The economy is growing at over 3% this year by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 1

    How about that Trump economy folks?

    The bottom line is companies have had 8 years of garbage economy (1% growth) under Obama, and they are just taking a little while to adapt to the reality that they can't be as choosy about their employees with a robust economy, and they may have to pay more as well. The days of getting 100 applications for a single job and only taking the very best person are over. You hire who you can train to get the job done, or you get left behind in a growing economy. The winners will realize this, the losers will remain stagnant or shrinking.

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    1. Re:The economy is growing at over 3% this year by careysub · · Score: 1

      As the Trading Economics link given below shows, if you apply the 4 quarter sliding average to smooth out the natural quarterly oscillations growth remained around 2% ever since it crossed that level at the beginning of 2010. The average once got close to 4%, but never touched 1%.

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  34. Re:so stop by torkus · · Score: 2

    The AC's logic is completely flawed, irrespective of his actual point which is equally flawed.

    I will say there are quite a few people who are dependent on pot, and arguably some are addicted according to at least some definitions of addiction. Most fall under varying levels of recreational use though and I'm at a loss to find any actual argument about how using "drugs" makes you a degenerate.

    With that in mind, just about every rock star, many politicians, most actors, and a very substantial portion of society as a whole are degenerates. And that's without opening up the definition of 'drugs' to any casual use of otherwise controlled substances (oh, did aunt mary give you a xanax at dad's funeral? guess you're a chemically dependent degenerate)

    I'm not a fan of drugs in general but they aren't some automatic indicator that someone is a problem child. Hell, it's trivial to scam most drug tests anyway (hint: why do you think the welfare drug tests failed so miserably) so there's not really much point in doing it besides to keep away otherwise honest people looking for a job that recreationally use some form of drug.

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  35. Re:so stop by thecatt · · Score: 1

    What's your favorite food? Stop eating it and never eat it again. What? You don't want to? Must be because you're addicted.

  36. Can we stop with this bullshit? by PortHaven · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We have millions of job openings. See...

    Job 1: Social Worker - Must have master's degree. Salary $35,000/year.
    [Translation, must be someone who did not get their degree in the U.S. because there is no way one can pay for a master's on $35K/year.]

    Job 2: Warehouse $12-$14/hr. Flexible hours (either 60 or 20, but not 40). $29,000 a year...with little prospect of moving up. Maybe $17/hr after you've been there 10 years. Support your family on THAT!

    Job 3: IT Position $60K a year in major urban city requiring you to live in very expensive housing, the slums, or outside of the city requiring 2-3 hours commuting a day. Please note, we understand that between your commute, mortgage, family, and student loans, that this salary is not sustainable for you. However, it allows us to employ an IT engineer from India, seeing as they do not have a several hundred a month student loan payment.

    1. Re:Can we stop with this bullshit? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      ... and are willing to live 5 to a phone booth.

  37. It is not about the right skills... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    It's about paying the right wage for the right skills. And presently, corporations do NOT want to do that. Why should they? When they can import those skills for much cheaper.

    The big deciding factor for many is student loans. A MD or IT worker from India can take jobs that an America cannot afford to take due to the lack of large monthly student loan payments.

    1. Re:It is not about the right skills... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Coorporations want to do that, but they just want to be 'the right wage' to be what they deem to be the 'industry standard' rather than the wage determined by the market.

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    2. Re:It is not about the right skills... by careysub · · Score: 1

      Bingo!

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  38. Too many "college" graduates by p51d007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Before you slam me on this, here me out. You see people going to college, getting a traditional "four year degree", some going even for post graduate degrees. In what? Teaching, philosophy, ancient languages and what not. Not a lot of "demand" so to speak for those degrees. Then, when thousands of those hit the street, the salaries DROP because of the supply is greater than the demand. Most kids, would be better served if they went to a two year technical college/school, getting an associate degree in science, computers and the like. More demand for that, as technology grows. I did, in the late 70's. I went to a two year electronics school, got an associate in electronics, NEVER have been unemployed or under employed. Plus, even though it was the 70's, I came out of school DEBT FREE.

    1. Re:Too many "college" graduates by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Before you slam me on this, here me out. You see people going to college, getting a traditional "four year degree", some going even for post graduate degrees. In what? Teaching, philosophy, ancient languages and what not. Not a lot of "demand" so to speak for those degrees.

      https://spectrum.ieee.org/at-w...

      2013 statistics:
      Every year we graduate about 252,000 people with a STEM bachelor's degree. There are about 180,000 STEM job openings per year. If you assume every single one of those openings is entry-level, that leaves 70,000 more graduates than openings. And assuming those are all entry-level is a terrible assumption.

      2017's economy is not 2013's economy, but they are not radically different.

      It's not people who majored in underwater basket weaving.

      Most kids, would be better served if they went to a two year technical college/school, getting an associate degree in science, computers and the like

      See previous statistics.

      Plus, even though it was the 70's, I came out of school DEBT FREE.

      So you were debt free back when school was cheap and/or free depending on where you live. Congratulations?

    2. Re:Too many "college" graduates by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      The problem is more that the standards for getting those degrees have dropped--there was a movement to make them easier to get people people with degrees earned more, without really grasping that this was because the degree represented proof that the person had a general skillset.

      I have nothing against working to prevent financial barriers to getting diplomas--but the educational standards should never have been dropped just to improve graduation rates. When you do that, you're not much different from a diploma mill.

    3. Re:Too many "college" graduates by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Times have changed. The ladder is shorter now due to automation and IT.

      Too many people get college degrees that won't benefit from them to be sure, but the economy doesn't have enough places for them, and it is getting worse.

  39. Unemployment low...right... by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Unemployment is anything but low The government has changed the definition over the years, and now publishes a number that excludes a lot of people who would really, really like a job. But once their unemployment benefits have run out, well, they magically aren't "unemployed" anymore, at least, not according to the government.

    While I don't live in the US, I have friends and family there, and I don't have the impression that there are 6 million decent jobs waiting to be filled. There are a lot of crap jobs out there: lousy hours, or lousy pay, or no benefits. Yes, if you're hungry, you'll take a seasonal job. But if you're out of work in Wisconsin (say), you can't afford to move to Florida to pick oranges for a couple of weeks.

    With 20% (real figure) of the potential workforce out of work, companies can also offer crap salaries for the few real jobs that exist. Outside of certain islands, inflation-adjusted take-home pay has been dropping for years. Overall, the US economy sucks. In fact, the US economy has been shrinking for more than a decade, and the huge levels of governmental debt are not helping. And that's a vicious cycle: meager tax income -> more debt -> depressed economy -> unemployment -> even more meager tax income. Rinse, repeat and amplify.

    If we restrict ourselves to the tech field (which is a small part of the overall employment picture), TFA does have a point: Companies let the HR department fill vacancies. The typical big-company HR department has zero clue about tech, and will happily filter CVs based on an impossible list of buzzwords. Which means that the BS-artists (who likely have few real skills) have the best chance at landing a job. So the company gets burned, and the HR department filters harder on even more buzzwords. But again, that's only true for a small part of the market. The bigger problem is the spiraling combination of government debt and unemployment.

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    1. Re:Unemployment low...right... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Wow it is 2017 man not 2011.

      What HR is discovering is they assume conditions are the same and they do not have to pay more and can still demand the moon before they will even talk to you. THese companies will start to offer more in the coming months as they discover the real demand.

    2. Re:Unemployment low...right... by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      he government has changed the definition over the years, and now publishes a number that excludes a lot of people who would really, really like a job. But once their unemployment benefits have run out, well, they magically aren't "unemployed" anymore, at least, not according to the government.

      False.

      U3 (the unemployment statistic in newspaper headlines) is produced by a survey. To be counted in U3, you have to be out of work and have looked for work in the last 4 weeks. You do not have to be receiving unemployment benefits to be counted in U3. And there are 5 other unemployment statistics that are produced at the same time as U3, with varying criteria.

      U3 is a good measure for how unemployment is at this very moment. U6 is probably a better measure for measuring the longer-term health of the labor market.

      For more actual information on the BLS statistics: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      ShadowStats pulls a number out of their ass....er...."estimate"....and then adds that to U6. If you attempt to read their methodology, they frequently contract themselves on what's in U6 and who the workers are that they want to add to it.

      While I don't live in the US, I have friends and family there, and I don't have the impression that there are 6 million decent jobs waiting to be filled

      A lot of the jobs are available in places like "East Shithole". Not many people live in East Shithole, and not many want to move to East Shithole, and few of the rest can afford to move there on the possibility of maybe getting a job. And since the US is big, there are a lot of East Shitholes.

      The primary cause of the negative outlook on employment is deindustrialization and the breaking of the informal covenant between employers and workers. You used to be able to get a decent job in most parts of the US. That is no longer true. There are very large areas where there are no good jobs.

      Additionally, companies used to view layoffs as a massive failure of management, so they were avoided except as a last step before bankruptcy. Employers knew they'd lose a ton of institutional knowledge that they needed, and employees were willing to ignore a lot of annoyances in pay and policy due to stability. Employers broke that informal agreement, and layoffs are now what you do to goose next quarter's numbers so your stock options are worth more. Employers also stopped offering things that benefited long-term workers, such as pensions.

      Workers reacted to that with displaying the same level of loyalty to their employer (none). So you now have to job-hop regularly and put up with a lot of shitty employers who are looking to drop you at any time. Which means people don't feel good about their careers and stability, since there is no stability and their career can suddenly die at any time.

      And that's a vicious cycle: meager tax income -> more debt -> depressed economy -> unemployment -> even more meager tax income

      Debt at US levels actually has almost no effect. Sure, our debt sounds huge, but so is our GDP. Someone who makes $50k/year but has $1M in debt is in trouble. Someone who makes $50M/year and has $1M in debt is not. Also, US debt is in US currency, so it's not possible to "pull a Greece". (Greece's big problem was Germany controlled monetary policy, and Germany set policy to benefit Germany and fuck over Greece. If Greece had their own currency, they would have had options that were far less painful).

      It is possible for debt to crowd out other investment, but interest rates are near zero. You are almost better off holding on to cash than buying US treasuries. Which means you're not going to be turning down investment opportunities to buy treasuries. You're only buying treasuries for an ultra-safe place to store cash.

    3. Re:Unemployment low...right... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Educate yourself. U-6 is the most comprehensive measurement of unemployment / underemployment, and peaked at 18% in 2011 and is currently around 8.5%. Low since 1994 was in 2000 at about 7%, and it typically ranges from 7.5%-10%.

      Source with pretty graph: http://portalseven.com/employm...

    4. Re:Unemployment low...right... by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      The gov't has not changed the definitions. All the detail is available from the BLS. Go look: https://www.bls.gov/news.relea...

  40. I'm hiring... by PortHaven · · Score: 2

    Position: Internet Application Developer
    Salary $250K-$350K

    REQUIREMENTS: Must have 5+ years of HTML6 experience, and be familiar with Windows 12.

    1. Re:I'm hiring... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Funny

      Position: Internet Application Developer
      Salary $250K-$350K

      REQUIREMENTS: Must have 5+ years of HTML6 experience, and be familiar with Windows 12.

      I have a team in Bangalore who has that. We can offer you a rate much smaller and our salesmen can show you how to use it as a tax right off so it is free where you do not have to pay benefits.

    2. Re:I'm hiring... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      REQUIREMENTS: Must have 5+ years of HTML6 experience, and be familiar with Windows 12.

      I have 10 years experience in HTML6 and experience not only with windows 12 but all the way up to 95. I also know c-hash, java script and C+.

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    3. Re:I'm hiring... by antdude · · Score: 1

      I have those skills since I came from the future. ;)

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    4. Re:I'm hiring... by vandamme · · Score: 1

      But in the future, you can't live on a measly $350K.

  41. US Employers Struggle To Find Workers.... by technomom · · Score: 1

    "US Employers Struggle To Match Workers Willing to be Underpaid for Open Jobs" There, fixed it for you.

  42. Untrue - lack of training by employers by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    We have a much more highly educated workforce nowadays. Most have at least a 2 or 4 year college or university degree. Which means they can be retrained.

    But to do that, employers have to:

    1. Pay them a decent wage.
    2. Train them.

    If you don't do both, you'll get decreased job growth. All because mercantalists are really bad at job growth, whereas capitalists realize you have to pay labor and pay for training.

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  43. Especially when it comes to tech jobs ... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    You have a real problem where places invested (unwisely, IMO) in ever increasingly complex technologies that they're discovering it's hard to find qualified people to maintain for them, at the salaries they've budgeted.

    For example, my wife does I.T. for a local community college. The previous I.T. director was largely regarded as an idiot, but before they let him go, he drove off 4 or 5 really bright, motivated I.T. staffers with his unreasonable demands and requests. Now, they've had to hire his successor AND replacements for those staffers that quit. One of the former director's big ideas before he was ousted was setting up VMWare and Horizon to serve virtual desktops to a number of staffers and students, vs. letting them use stand-alone PCs.

    With the limitations they've got on the top pay they can offer a systems admin or support person right now? They're extremely lucky if they get any applicant who even knows what Horizon is, much less has experience working with it.

    Meanwhile, the existing staff is struggling with network issues and crashes that are the direct result of improperly spec'd or configured virtual servers - and it's somewhat doubtful there's any more money available to upgrade the servers to get sufficient system resources for their needs.

    They may just have to eliminate all of the complexity and go back to regular PC workstations, in order to "dumb down" the environment to the level where the salaries they pay I.T. staff are in-line with the technology again. But that would amount to a huge one-time loss if they just throw away the money already spent on the initiative.... It's a big mess. But I think this is the kind of mess a LOT of businesses have right now.

    1. Re:Especially when it comes to tech jobs ... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Not too long ago in 2011 you could find someone happy to work for 70 hours a week and come in every weekend who had experience with VMWare Horizons for only $45,000 a year. Wahoo it is a job! Shoot so many out of work folks they would fight over it.

      In 2017 these guys who took it are now leaving for $90,000 a year jobs now that they have the VMWare Horizons experience down to a senior level. HR still wants to pay them $22/hr as a contractor and expects 5 years experience as that is what the budget is set and has always worked.

      They are in for a big surprise as the economy has changed and shifted back to the workers. Compensation is always lagging behind reality as both parties the worker and employer are greedy and want the most.

      My prediction is more outsourcing is going to become popular again as Trump is working to increase visas as companies HATE paying more. It happened during the 1990s and again during the late 2000s when salaries went back up again.

      VMWare is expensive. I know I am going to modded down as people LOOVE to think I work for Microsoft here, but Hyper-V is lighter and easier to configure and much cheaper. Your wife should consider it if her employer already has a license for Windows Server?

    2. Re:Especially when it comes to tech jobs ... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Agreed.... but even if the college migrated to Hyper-V, they'd have to eat that initial licensing cost for VMWare and all the Horizon desktop licenses they bought.

  44. re: You are your last job by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I can definitely agree with this statement! I had a really tough time of things, when I was younger, because I really believed the advice you're giving. I had moved out of my parents' place and into an apartment I shared with a friend. I was trying to get a full time I.T. job because that's what I was good at and wanted to do with my life, but everywhere I turned, I was criticized for being a "mooch" -- because I couldn't always pay exactly half of the bills, right on time, while I was doing odd jobs and trying to find the type of employment I wanted.

    I wound up getting kicked out of that place and had to temporarily move back in with mom and dad, but I did finally get a job with a computer store, about 3 weeks later, doing what I wanted to do. Best decision I made in the long run, vs. doing landscaping or pizza delivery or what-not, like other people said I should do.

    And to this day, 25 or so years later? It's still held true. If you can't get a job doing what you're good at and want to do? Find a way to work for yourself doing something along those same lines until you get that next job. Don't settle for a crappy retail or restaurant job or whatever else comes along. It just occupies all of your time, making it too hard to find something better -- and nobody really respects you for settling for less. (Sure, you can try to explain to an interviewer why you just took it because you needed the income, etc. etc. But in the back of their head, they're still thinking, "Yeah buddy. If you were REALLY good at what you do, you wouldn't have even been in that situation in the first place."

  45. re: corporate culture by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yes, but weeding out arrogant assholes and "corporate culture" really shouldn't be the same thing.

    I know that's the "nice, politically correct" term they can use while doing it. But I've seen a lot of places where deciding if you're a good fit for the corporate culture is more about trying to find people who dress and think like the rest of the group.

    For example? A LONG time ago, I applied for an I.T. job at a large international brewery's main location. A friend of a friend worked in management there and promised he'd try to make sure the right people took note of my resume and gave me consideration once I did the required interview. Well, to make a long story short -- I thought I did ok on the technical parts of the interview, but a big deal was made of walking me around the place to shake hands with and "meet" various people. I was never the most extroverted guy and was probably less comfortable chatting up strangers then than I am today. And on top of that, I was getting over a case of the flu, so wasn't feeling so great. The whole thing felt pretty miserable, but I tried to be as personable as I could. I quickly got the sense these people were writing me off though, as quickly as I was introduced to them. There was a strong vibe there of "work hard, play hard" types who liked to show off their success by wearing expensive clothing and watches or jewelry, and who had a common theme of being really into major league sports and nightclubs on weekends.

    I never did get that job, even though my buddy on the inside said he kept trying to push for my hiring. It was never about me not being able to do the work they were hiring for. It was about being judged as not entertaining enough to hang out with socially.

  46. Re:Now Hiring! by tsqr · · Score: 1

    Must submit to full background and security clearance check.
    Only open to non-residents.

    Those two requirements taken together guarantee that no person alive can qualify.

  47. Yip, same story by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    1. Co's want to match a combo of skills very specific to their company. The product brand combinations a given company uses is purely coincidental and rarely the same for 2 orgs.

    2. They don't want to wait for a training curve for some of their products: they want the applicant to hit the ground running. This is not realistic, per #1.

    3. They want a tech whiz but also somebody with good people skills. Such are relatively rare and would probably cost a company more to acquire if they are realistic.

    4. What HR filters out and what the department of the target employee really want are often out of sync. The right hand is not talking to the left hand of the org; or it's political infighting.

  48. Butthurt Nazi or Commie? by HBI · · Score: 1

    It's all the same thing, after all.

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  49. Stop recruiting w/Job description exp by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is HR wants someone in percise wording that matches the job description with years of experience and rather be understaffed than take a risk. Worse, they use software programs to do the work for them which filter 100% of all the qualified candidates out.

    This is why the H1B1 visa is popular. It is not about cost savings anymore. It is the Indian firms will lie and make a resume that matches the description as no American can do the job etc.

    In the old days if you had 7 years of experience in programming in one language and doing the same work then you can learn another language in a similair role etc. NOT today! You need to have ONLY that language. Worse, you can have the same language AND same kind of work experience but still be not qualified. It is because your coverletter and resume didn't have the keyword % of the descriptions. Or you have done it for 10 years, but your last position where you have 3 years experience doesn't touch what the job entails so therefore you are not qualified.

    What needs to change is managers need to do the filtering and not HR and God FORBID do not use Taleo to filter out resumes first. You will get liars and Indians and just because I have done a job for 5 years doesn't mean I am any good.

    Competence is job title and projects you work on. Not based on how many years you did the same tasks which is all HR looks at. I would take a senior software engineer who did design work in another language or different tasks then to pick a mediocre guy who only did 5 years experience in the same tasks over and over which HR would choose.

  50. Employers need to read applications by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Right now, most jobs that pay more than minimum wage (and I suspect at this point some that do as well) handle their applications in an automated approach, sending applications through algorithms that they seldom understand to pick out candidates who are "right". The problem is that a lot of applicants who match the position really well end up getting automatically rejected because they didn't write their qualifications in a way that was readable for the algorithm. Being as they had no access to the algorithm, there wasn't any good way for them to know how to format their application.

    The solution is for employers to actually read the applications. This might mean even having people in the departments where the jobs are open get involved (rather than HR people who often don't have a clue what the job entails). Yeah, it will take time, but it will solve the problem. Right now we instead have companies wasting their time reviewing lucky people who are seldom actually qualified and rejecting people who actually are.

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  51. Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    I'm currently hiring for Linux & Windows sysadmin/Devops folks and Java developers in Virginia. Yes, you can contact me with a resume.

    I have a core question I ask all candidates: You (candidate) open up your preferred web browser, type "www.google.com" in the location bar and press enter. In as much detail as you can, tell me what happens next under the hood. What does the browser software do? The OS? Packets on the network and the switches and routers they transit? What servers are contacted and how do they do what do they do? Go in to as much depth, detail and specificity as you can.

    The common answer is: "It connects to the Google server and gets the web page." The 80th percentile answer is, "It gets the IP address from the DNS server and then connects to the Google server."

    Folks, that question has a multiple hour answer if you're enough of a guru to give it. The common answers do not demonstrate a sufficient understanding of how your computer works to land you a job in the tech industry.

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    1. Re:Basic Skill by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      It depends, are you wanting the insecure, partially secure, fully secure, or counter parts with VPNs and or TOR? A couple of those will have the responder at retirement age if fully answered.

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    2. Re:Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I would love to hear all about that. The beauty of the question is that it crosses half the knowledge domains of computing, so you don't have to know any particular one to offer a successful answer, you just have to know -something-.

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    3. Re:Basic Skill by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Folks, that question has a multiple hour answer

      And there's yer problem right there.

      Your question crosses several distinct disciplines and jobs specifications...coding, networking , server administration, etc.

      I work at the largest defense company in the world and have been involved with transitioning applications and servers across domains, installing new phone systems, reconciling insane layers of security, etc. The very capable and knowledgeable people I worked with in each area of technology required to accomplish all of this can't do what I do and I can't do what they do.

      Even the Guru we worked with, who has been here for over 30 years only had the big picture in his head. He relied on specialists and coordinated them.

      I don't think I'd like working for you. Your question demonstrates unfocused requirement specifications and unclear goals.

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    4. Re:Basic Skill by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Um... first the browser sends all that data to the NSA. The NSA matches the time and place you entered Google.com and cross-checks that with the information it has to verify whether you're a terrorist. Regardless of the result, they will continue to monitor you.

      Did I win?

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    5. Re:Basic Skill by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Can you afford a guru?

    6. Re: Basic Skill by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

      It must be really frustrating if that many of your applicants answer as you say. I don't know much of that in depth and I was still thinking it would be a multiple hour answer.

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    7. Re:Basic Skill by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'd like working for you. Your question demonstrates unfocused requirement specifications and unclear goals.

      I'm not so sure. maybe I see where he's coming from.

      I could probably talk for 4 hours about everything that goes on, as he asks. but, see, I've been 'doing computers' since I was in my teens and I'm mid 50's now. I have designed hardware, networking code (on production routers, switches), I have enough background in the os, the network stack, even the circuits and cabling and can talk to some physical layer stuff. I could fill 4 hours with lots of 'this talks to that, this then will trigger that' and so on.

      if I was asking that and I saw only surface level answers, I'd know that there was not a lot of depth, OR curiosity. someone who does their job so they can pay the bills, rather than being in the profession due to passion.

      I work in networking and I was interviewing candidates for our open jobs and asked something along those lines. you ping this host, tell me as much as you can about what goes on, and where.

      and usually, they run out of things to say in 2 minutes, if even that.

      this is in silicon valley, no less.

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    8. Re:Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I don't need you to have the multiple-hour answer. I need you to have 5 or 10 minutes of it. Any pieces of it that add up to 5 or 10 minutes. If you don't have that, you don't have depth in any specializations. If you don't have depth then you're the guy I can replace with a shell script.

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    9. Re: Basic Skill by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      I've had that question in an interview before. Personally I quite like it.

      That said, it does lean more toward candidates with a generalist outlook. I've worked with plenty of perfectly competent folks who had more of a specialist outlook. They would do poorly at that question yet perform quite well in some roles.

      Now the big question in the current market: what kind of salary are you offering? Is it nearly the same salary you were offering 10 years ago, when purchasing power of a dollar was much higher than today? If so that's a big part of the problem.

    10. Re: Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      If you're a specialist, I want to hear about the details which cross your specialty. Don't know networks? That's fine. Can you tell me about how the returned html is parsed? Composited in to what the user sees? Do you know Big Data where you can tell me about how the Google search works on the servers?

      No details in any of the specialties = no depth = no job offer.

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    11. Re:Basic Skill by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      Folks, that question has a multiple hour answer if you're enough of a guru to give it. The common answers do not demonstrate a sufficient understanding of how your computer works to land you a job in the tech industry.

      Forget "multiple hour"! If you're asking for "as much depth, detail and specificity" as possible, you're basically asking for roughly half a year worth of university-level lecturing.

      If you'd ask me that question, I would go blank for about 10 seconds, then tell you the above and ask you whether there's one specific aspect of the process in particular you'd like to hear about, or whether you'd want me to give a bird's eye view without many details.

      That, or I just might answer "42"

    12. Re: Basic Skill by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. It would be pretty nice if more companies would take your approach to interviewing.

    13. Re:Basic Skill by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I can answer the question in great detail but would not be interested in answering it on the phone during an interview. I would politely not answer the question with one of those standard responses, hang up the phone, and forget I ever talked to you.

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    14. Re: Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Correct, getaddrinfo() asked the -host's- naming service to resolve a name and the resolution isn't necessarily from the DNS. And if you were interviewing with me, you'd be well on your way to passing the weedout by demonstrating a depth of knowledge.

      One of those three things you listed is different from the others. That forms the followup question I'd ask you.

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    15. Re:Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I want to hire people who enjoy sharing their knowledge. I want folks who in spite of their brilliance won't leave me in a lurch where no one else on the team understands their work well enough to maintain it. Your particular manner of self-selection helps me greatly.

      If you were interviewing for a Linux or Unix job, I'd also ask you to name the 12 Unix file permission bits. It's not an insult, it's a weed-out. A shocking number of alleged Linux sysadmins use chmod by rote, without understanding what's really happening.

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    16. Re:Basic Skill by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      When you ask which aspect, I'll ask you to pick your favorite and dive deep. If you answer "42" first, I'll recognize that you have a good sense of humor that'll make a positive impact on the working environment. And if ultimately you can do half a year of university-level lecturing, I'll figure that out within about 5 minutes of answer.

      See how that works?

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    17. Re:Basic Skill by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      I'm half-tempted to apply, but I just got out of Ameristan in an all-in effort to build a life abroad, so I'll have to skip the occasion.

  52. Re: corporate culture by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    I never did get that job, even though my buddy on the inside said he kept trying to push for my hiring. It was never about me not being able to do the work they were hiring for. It was about being judged as not entertaining enough to hang out with socially.

    No. Most likely they already had someone they knew lined up for the job and that was just an excuse.

  53. employers are trolling by swell · · Score: 1

    In case you forgot the other meaning:
    "fish by trailing a baited line along behind a boat. "we trolled for mackerel""

    Many smart employers will advertise a job that doesn't exist. For instance, suppose that the IT department doesn't seem to be performing as well as expected. Maybe there are members who don't get along well or some ancient coders approaching the age of 30. There's no urgent need, but the boss runs an ad to see what turns up.

    The ad costs little and can be farmed out to an agency. There could be some time consuming interviews if some outstanding applicants show up. All in all, little cost, little risk, and potentially an opportunity to replace an average worker with an outstanding one. Investors may see the talent search as a reason to buy more shares. If current employees discover that their jobs are threatened, they might improve. And if you do find that miracle applicant who can do the work of 3 existing slackers, you have won big!

    Smart. Wouldn't you do it if you were responsible for maximizing profit?

    Statistically, if one in ten operating managers uses this strategy, that might well account for the illusion that there are 6,000,000 jobs available.

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  54. The "struggle" is definitely NOT real. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dear Hiring Managers Everywhere,

    I've been hired and have had to do the hiring. I know the drill. So, you want good candidates? Do the following:

    1) Get HR out of the loop. HR, as you know, isn't where the brain trust of the company lives. They also tend to be lazy. Result? They're using keywords to exclude resumes. If you don't say, "Agile" on your resume, you sink out of sight, even if you've been working in an Agile environment for years. Keyword based systems are an utter, abysmal, total fail.

    2) Don't throw every skill you can think of into your ad. Otherwise good candidates who may not have ever used say, Jira (which takes all of about 15 minutes to learn), are excluded. Pick a few of the core ones. You want someone who can teach themselves. That's as or more important than experience in any specific technology.

    3) Understand that you'll have to train and that this will take time. Nobody's going to have everything. If they lie enough to claim they do, well... good luck.

    4) If you have a thoughtlessly hacked together toolset that includes, VB6, F#, Erhang, Perl, a collection of proprietary, obscure TLAs and BrainFuck 2, you'll probably have to hire two or three people, instead of the 1 you could have hired to maintain a standard LAMP or Windows stack.

    5) What you really want is a 20 year old kid with 30 years of experience who'll work 60 hours a week for 40,000 a year. Guess what? You won't find that person. If you do, don't expect him to stick around. If your manager(s) don't/won't understand that, your company is doomed. Polish up your resume and start looking.

    6) Fix your application software. If you get a resume, do not make anybody fill in all that redundant information again, get disgusted and stop. Don't ask the address, web site, and supervisor phone number of the company that died in the dot com crash of 2001. It wastes everyone's time and make you look like idiots.

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    1. Re:The "struggle" is definitely NOT real. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      #1 & #2 are the big ones. I've seen this myself a lot over the years. The process is very scripted. The selection process is going to be contracted out to a firm first, then to HR, and then to management. Until it gets to management the people doing the evaluation usually have no idea what it is the job is about, and simply depend on keywords. To make things worse is that unless you mention every single one of those skills/technologies some other guy is going to get more "points" and it going to make the next stage of the selection process. So the only way to do that is go line by line and speak to every single one. Not only that, you usually have to use some form like describe a problem, how you resolved it, and what the result was.... for each and every one. It got pretty ridiculous. I remember back many years ago when I was applying for a lot of positions it wasn't unheard of to attach a 15+ page "cover letter" to a 2 page resume as part of the application. About 5 or 6 years ago, HR figured out to limit the applications to 5 pages, making actually addressing all the points effectively impossible (other to say "yes I have X"). I believe they now use another weighted formula which assigns a percentage of priority to items (which you will not know), making some keywords worth much more than others (which is a bit of BS). I lost one competition when I had almost 15 years experience, yet the other guy only had 2 or 3, yet didn't even get through the "selection" process. In that particular case I sort of guessed that it would happen and more less applied in spite as I knew they would "weight" the process so they could just hire the guy that the manager wanted to in the first place.

      Anyway a lot of it basically comes down to managers trying to game their own hiring processes to get whatever desired result they have in mind in the first place. Be that to get around union rules, their own company policies, outsource justifications, etc... So I would take the whole idea of "open" jobs with a healthy grain of salt.

  55. Companies need to start training programs again by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

    In the 1990s big companies (and small?) had training programs, in-house training departments, and even training goals for employees. It's not like this is news. People used to apprentice under masters or journeymen in the trades. Somehow with all the offshoring companies seem to have totally forgotten, in the space of 10 or 20 years, that investing in employees is a good thing. I've heard several interviews with managers at medium sized companies that said, to effect, "Gosh, we might have to actually train our own employees."

  56. Lies, damned lies, and statistics by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    But "job openings" doesn't mean anything other than a bit of HR fluff. A line on a website. A row count on a database.

    Ostensibly, it's a hole in a company that's has things it needs to do to meet it's growth. Or a hole made by someone leaving. But that ignores some very serious real-world factors. A lot of job openings are just mythical bullshit made too extreme so the company can justify hiring an H1B visa. A lot of companies would snap up anyone with a PhD in data science... if they would work for under $50K. Then you have places asking for 20 years experience with TensorFlow.

    And if anyone is looking at this number and deciding policy then it impacts someone's bottom line. And since anyone could go file some paperwork and incorporate their rinkydink garage company and list a million job openings for left-handed 3rd generation Navahoe with 30 years experience porting mainframe Cobol to HTC Android devices... it means the number can't be trusted.

    Meanwhile an unemployed person is a real physical living breathing person that won't go away. (Until they stop looking for a job or get on disability or get a shitty part-time job, then they stop being counted).

  57. Re:"Chamberlain says that with unemployment so low by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

    He's referring to U-3. And based on that he is correct. Perhaps you don't understand unemployment rates.

    https://www.bls.gov/news.relea...

    https://www.bls.gov/news.relea...

  58. Re:so stop by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    By that definition you're addicted to masturbation. You should get some help for that.

    Be careful! If you get any appreciable help you are no longer masturbating, you're simply having sex.

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  59. Reminds me of when UNIX was first ramping up by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I ran into a job description in 1999 that was looking for a Java developer with ten years of experience.

    That reminds me of when UNIX was first penetrating the commercial market. The want ads were filled with openings, at entry-level salaries, requiring enough years of experience that only Kernighan, Ritchie, and Thompson need apply.

    It inspired running gags about the cluelessness of executives in engineering and staff in HR departments.

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  60. Re:"Chamberlain says that with unemployment so low by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you don't understand unemployment rates.

    I understand they are political fiction with little basis in reality.

    Perhaps you don't understand lies, damned lies, and statistics.

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  61. Its not that complicated by T.E.D. · · Score: 2

    Lorenz says another thing employers need to understand is that wages need to rise, even at entry levels, if they want to fill jobs. He says he is telling manufacturers, "If you are below $12 an hour, I don't know that I'm going to be the person to be able to help you with those jobs."

    That's because in the past year, job openings have nearly doubled in western North Carolina where he works, and the supply of additional workers is shrinking fast.

    Cappelli says another part of the problem is that employers haven't adjusted to new conditions. For years they've had their choice of workers desperate for a job. Now, the labor market has tightened, but many employers haven't responded, he says.

    Pretty obvious what's going on here:

    Normal Economy: Recession ends -> labor market shrinks -> wages rise.

    US Economy last 40 years: Recession ends -> labor market shrinks -> immigration fills the gap.

    US Economy under cartoonishly anti-immigrant government: Recession ends -> labor market shrinks -> immigration goes down anyway -> OMG what do we do!!!?

    Obviously wages either have to go up, or managers will have to move the work overseas. Given the attitude of US management for the last 40 years about sharing their wealth increases with workers, I know which I'd bet on...

    1. Re:Its not that complicated by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Socialism for me capitalism for YOU!

      What is funny is these companies are free market and do not want to pay taxes and blame workers for not bettering themselves. As soon as workers demand more they cry to the government that they can't find enough qualified workers. You can't have one way.

      I see wages are starting to go up but slowly. Companies are doing what we do during a recession. We dip our toes in and demand everything and see how that works? Then gradually make concessions until we get another job. Companies want to drag this out and our doing what they did from 2008 - 2013 as it worked previously. Of course they are going to avoid to pay senior level performance if they can get away with it first.

  62. If the economy is not great by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    why does Wall Street post records almost daily? The economy is doing just fine. Just not the part that the employees are allowed to partake in.

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  63. Because work visas are cheaper by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    in both cases we've described government programs to make labor cheaper for businesses. It's just that the one I just described is cheaper because you don't have to pay for the training. The goal is never to increase employment and wages. It's always been to make as much money as possible for the oligarchy.

    Just pay for people to go to school already. Deal with the fact that some of them are dumb and are going to major in Basket Weaving and rejoice in the engineers and doctors who run the world.

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  64. Pay Less Money (to the @#$%ing banks) by Captain+Damnit · · Score: 1

    I make a six figure salary working in tech in the SF bay area. My girlfriend earns over twice what I do working in HR at our local friendly mega-corporation. Technically our two salaries put us in the bottom end of the storied and oft-maligned 1%. Our situation stems from equal parts of luck and hard work, and I'm grateful to be in it.

    Were we to buy a house in the area that isn't lead or mold-infested, riddled with bullet holes and mediocre schools (here's looking at you, Oakland!), or needing a 2-hour commute, we would be living paycheck to paycheck to afford the mortgage. As it is, we're currently making someone else rich who had the good fortune to buy the place when it was a cow pasture. How the hell people making a fraction of what we do survive, I have no idea, and my heart goes out to them. One major reason California was such a dynamic economy at the beginning of the tech revolution, and why Texas has been growing like gangbusters recently, is that the cost of housing was dirt cheap in both locations. Employers could pay lower wages, and employees would wind up with more in their pockets after the basics of food and shelter were paid for than the current state of insanity we find ourselves in.

    Fix that problem, and employers won't have a problem paying people lower wages, because then they could actually afford to live on a lower salary. Doing so requires disabusing people of the notion that their house is a lottery ticket guaranteed by God and the U.S. Constitution to pay off, as well as confronting an army of gray-haired NIMBYs who stand to see their property values fall, and who vote reliably in every damn election. I won't hold my breath.

    1. Re:Pay Less Money (to the @#$%ing banks) by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

      "I make a six figure salary working in tech ... My girlfriend earns over twice what I do working in HR"

      Holy shit. She at least the boss of HR then, right?

  65. What Jobs? by jshackney · · Score: 2

    That's funny. I'm in the aviation industry and I keep hearing about this pilot shortage that we're having. I've been diligently hunting for a better job for the past five years and can't get so much as a peep from any decent employer. I have had plenty of savage offers for 40-70% pay cuts, opportunities without benefits (e.g. no health insurance), and offers to work 30% more for 20% less. There's lots of work out there, but not for anyone with experience it seems.

  66. legal immigration is big in landscapeing / restau by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    legal immigration is big in landscaping / restaurants. They can pay people under the table and when they get hurt on the job just show up at ER.

  67. Re:so stop by antdude · · Score: 1

    Make me. :P I did stop drinking sodas due to health reasons (too much sugar) though. :(

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  68. Hyper-V hosts need way more reboots and server 16 by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Hyper-V hosts need way more reboots and server 16 (has the windows 10 forced update system) (and Nano Server is on the faster ring then the full windows 2016 install)

    But esxi and linux vm hosts have better network bonding (common os level control) and bridging. (I think that 2012/2016 on windows can do the same) On Linux you can tie a bond to a bridge and set the an IP on the bridge and you also link VM's with there own IP's the the bridge as well. With open vswitch you can have an an bond tied to it with groups of VM's each with own VLand set. And the host does not need an IP address set for this bridge.

  69. Two Step Process by davesays · · Score: 1

    1- Have the funds to pay your human capital for what they are putting in the boss's bank account. 2- fire HR. Most managers know who they actually need to hire, but don't; because the company line is "pay as little as possible." They won't risk getting fired over hiring you.

  70. Greed drives it all into the ground by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    Companies no longer consider training an employee to be an investment in the company, rather it's an expense to be cut.

    They want the best talent they can buy at the cheapest price so you can do the job of three people before you burn out.

    They could give a shit about " loyalty " because they'll just fire you and replace with another who will do the job for less.

    Year after year your healthcare premiums continue to climb while wage increases are all but going in reverse. ( assuming you're lucky enough to even GET healthcare through your employer anymore )

    Large swaths of employees are laid off just to satisfy stockholders who want to see an ever climbing profit margin. All the while paying executives yearly bonuses which exceed a regular employees lifetime earnings two or three times over.

    I honestly fail to see why anyone would want to work for the typical American company these days considering the environment they have created.

  71. Captain Obvious strikes again! by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    "Part of the hiring problem, Chamberlain says, lies in company hiring policies."

    Well, no shit.

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  72. Training by PiperDave · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem is companies have slashed their training budgets and do not want to keep their current staff up to speed in new technology. They think it is cheaper just to bring in consultants with the skills. The problem is eventually the consultants leave and the support is dumped on a current employee who has no clue how to fix things that break. And yes, one of the big problems is the H-1B Visa program. I agree with many of the comments that mention Indian companies lying about the experience of some of their people. As a Project Manager I had a new consultant from India join the project so I set up a quick meeting to greet him and make sure he understands how critical and time sensitive the his work will be. When I asked him who much experience he had with a mainframe software development tool he looked at his team lead and then finally said seven years. I guess he must have started using it when he was 15 or 16. His work sure did not back up that claim. 95% of the recruiters who contact me about a consulting job are from India. They claim to submit me for a job and then I never hear back even after me sending followup emails and/or phone calls. The last two positions I applied to were from different companies in different states. After finally getting an updates I was told by both recruiters that these jobs "were on hold". My guess is they only talked to me so they could say they talked to American citizens but could not find one that had had the experience or wanted the job so they submitted their H-1B candidate.

  73. Perhaps it's because.... by Stubbyfingers · · Score: 1

    They're requiring 20 years experience in 30 different technologies and looking to fill these positions with 25 year-olds who will work the first 12 months as unpaid interns.

  74. Lazy HR by LesserWeevil · · Score: 1

    In many companies HR has given up finding good people, instead seeking out unicorn candidates with 100% matches to shopping lists of certifications and experience. It's easier (on HR) and when a candidate doesn't work out they just point back to the requirements and blame the person who wrote them.

  75. Re:Warning: May cause triggering by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    Even Linda?

  76. Re:so stop by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    The point was that the assertion of "Stop X or you're addicted" is ludicrous. We're rational beings and can decide not only to override a low-effort behavior, but also to continue to engage for whatever benefit we perceive. Alcohol breaks a stress cycle and comes in things that taste good (cider). Video games are fun. Amphetamine is kind of nasty but if you have ADHD a low dose can make you functional (I went with Atomoxetine—apparently idiosyncratic individuals can hit amphetamine toxicity at 2mg, and I pissed brown immediately on a 20mg XR dose).

    Behaviors are only self-destructive if engaged in in a manner which is self-destructive. Addiction breaks the regulation systems and enables self-destructive behaviors, such as injecting oral preparations of heroin through non-sterile syringes, or consumption of alcohol to excess. Some addicts are stronger than that and can manage an addiction; they're always fully-aware they have an addiction, else they can't manage it. Even then, when you stop a behavior and then have an irresistible compulsion to start it again, it's an addiction: you might be able to decide when to do it, to delay it, to choose when to engage to minimize the risk, but you have no choice about actually engaging. That's a broken regulation system.

    That's different than using THC once or twice a month, drinking a beer in the evening, or even using the occasional low dose of amphetamine to dismiss fatigue. In those situations, you typically have no compulsion due to a lack of sufficient use to develop dependence or a lack of dependence potential of the drug (THC will generate physical addiction, but it's weak), and can decide simply to not do it. Habit is a smaller hill to climb than addiction.

    These are important things to understand.

    A lot of factors go into drug abuse, ranging from a physical need (heroin withdrawal: half a year of sweating, shaking, and horribleness, seriously) to environmental factors consuming the balance of willpower. Some people are simply elective abusers: they take drugs, they slow down when they're starting to become self-destructive, they re-center themselves, then they start abusing again because they like it. Other people are flatly addicted: they can't stop without an immense effort of willpower; and the availability of that willpower is limited physiologically, and consumed by all stressors. Addicts in poor emotional or strained financial states have little energy remaining to fight their addictions--which might very well be the only good thing in their lives, because the whole point of getting high is to feel great for a little while and that's a striking experience when your entire life is shit.

    Up to now, we've treated all drug abusers as elective lawbreakers. We have mandatory minimum sentencing, and so we have prisons filled with THC users who never did anything particularly wrong--no violent crimes, no stealing to feed their habits. The marijuana dealers running around with guns and organizing gang territory are also selling harder shit than marijuana and, besides, dealers and users shouldn't be treated the same, even if the users are casually trafficking to their friends. You want to be a high-rolling drug kingpin? You get the whole package: we're putting you in prison forever when we catch you; you're not some small-time college kid who grows a plant in his basement to smoke with a girl you met now and then. Two different things, man.

    Our focus should be on intoxication (don't smoke weed and drive); on major, deliberate trafficking (casual trafficking is generally called "sharing" and is a social behavior, not a behavior of criminal intent); on the better understanding, education, and control of drugs based on their potential for harm; on harm-reduction; and on the mitigation of the conditions which lead to and support addiction. Blunt enforcement--"drugs r bad and if you go near drugs we arrest you forever"--is not a strategy; it's mindless bureaucracy.

  77. Bozzio Defender of Alcoholics and Druggies by MarcusOutrageous · · Score: 1

    Look 'Friend' - I used to be you. I am proud to say that I have not had a single drink of alcohol nor a draw of marijuana in the past ELEVEN hours.

    And holyshit my fellow honkey mofo -- my work is done for the week. I'm not driving. I have no kids. So fuck yeah -- the weekend begins RIGHT NOW.

    Fuck...I don't live in New Orleans any more...bars never close...hard to pick up a girl in D.C. at this hour. Well...anyone you'd want to pick up.

    Hmm...okay maybe I'll just get baked and work out. Or do something creative. Wait...I can go running and pick up running university girls or young milfs while offering them a hit on my MJ-Vape.

    Wow...staying in shape while enjoying a nice day dreamily baked and chatting up like minded athletic attractive women, finding the fun ones immediately through marijuana usage discrimination. Bozzio -- you come up with the BEST FUCKING IDEAS. Sayonara. I'm putting on my running shoes.

  78. Bus Advert Wisdom by MarcusOutrageous · · Score: 1

    I dunno man. Sometimes I hear about women being stoned to death in Pakistan and I think to myself -- shit -- that actually sounds like a relatively nice way to go unlike some barbaric violent or sci-fi multi-injection way to be put to death. Who wudda thunk the Pakistanis ahead of the rest of the world -- especially in THIS area. *exhale* *caugh*