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Study Finds Dogs Are Brainier Than Cats (vanderbilt.edu)

Science_afficionado writes: Are you a cat lover? A dog lover? If so, you may be interested in the first scientific study to actually count the number of cortical neurons in the brains of a number of carnivores, including cats and dogs. Bottom line: Dogs have about twice as many of these "little grey cells" as cats. These "little gray cells" are associated with thinking, planning and complex behavior. The study found that dogs have about 530 million cortical neurons while cats have about 250 million. (For comparison, the human brain has 16 billion.) Another interesting discovery was that carnivores have about the same ratio of neurons to brain size as that of herbivores, "suggesting that there is just as much evolutionary pressure on the herbivores to develop the brain power to escape from predators as there is on carnivores to catch them," reports Vanderbilt University. "The study's findings also challenge the prevailing view that domesticated animals have smaller brains than their wild cousins. The ratios of brain size to body weight of the domestic species they analyzed -- ferret, cat and dog -- did not scale in a significantly different manner from those of their wild relatives -- mongoose, raccoon, hyena, lion and brown bear."

The results of the study are described in a paper titled "Dogs have the most neurons, though not the largest brain: Trade-off between body mass and number of neurons in the cerebral cortex of large carnivoran species" accepted for publication in the open access journal Frontiers in Neuroanatomy.

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  1. What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would be curious about breed specifics and percentage difference if any or other genetic factors as some are waaaay smarter than others.

    1. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Smarter" is a subjective, human-centric criterion. The article talks about "brainier" and the NUMBER of neurons. Big difference -- if YOU were smarter, that is.

    2. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that's kind of racist...

    3. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why you gotta be such a dick about it, though?

    4. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This study is a bullshit. Cats have more behavioral traits and their instinctive brain capacity is greater.

      Just a simple thought experiment - cats have to think in 3D space while navigating their environment. This thinking involves "planning complex behavior" while hunting, or social interaction.

    5. Re: What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do bees.

    6. Re: What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And everyone knows it is not the number of neurons but the number of connections between them that counts. You can still have twice as much neurons and have half as little connections.

    7. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Different breeds may be smarter then others. But that is due to us breeding them for different traits.
      However I doubt that there is a huge variation. As often traits that we equate to being smart for a dog, doesn't always require more brain power.
      As the article points out wild animals seem to be brainier, however a wolf doesn't have a lot of traits that we equate to intelligence that our pet dog has.
      For examples Dogs can understand the abstract concept of pointing, while wolves cannot. Dogs can be taught a lot of tricks and behaviors that may be outside their normal instinctive behavior, while wolves do not. However Dogs bark and make a lot of noise, and are much more disorganized in hunting by themselves, which would put them at a disadvantage in a non-human world. Dogs and Humans had created a symbiotic relationship. So the Dog has evolved to at least react to our weird abstract concepts, in a way that pleases us, they do not really understand the concept of being tethered, but they realize there is a boundary and past that us humans needs to be with them.

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    8. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Freischutz · · Score: 2

      "Smarter" is a subjective, human-centric criterion. The article talks about "brainier" and the NUMBER of neurons. Big difference -- if YOU were smarter, that is.

      There is a debate in palaeontology about how to best measure the level of advancement of ancient hominid species. Until pretty recently brain size was one of the main metrics. What happened to change that idea was a series of finds of a number of 1.8 million years old Homo Erectus skulls at a place called Dmanisi in Georgia. The reason these finds are remarkable is not only because H Erectus remains very rare but also because these individuals lived in not only in the same place but also pretty much at the same time. Even so there is an enormous variation in morphological features in the Dmanisi adults, especially brain size. These skulls had a brain size from around 550 to 750 cubic centimetres where 550 cubic centimetres is pretty close to that of a much more archaic Australopithecus. In fact proportionately this is a smaller range of variation than you see in modern humans. So the question is how much in the way of conclusions can you draw from metrics like number of neurons and brain size in cubic centimetres? I'm almost 7 feet tall, have met modern humans two feet smaller than me with brains much smaller than mine that were every bit as intelligent as I am. The point is that it's not necessarily the number of neurons or the size of the brain that matters (although having more of one type of neuron than some other species might make a difference), the brain is a neural network (surprise, surprise) and what matters is (a) is the way the network is wired up and (b) the way the network is trained.

    9. Re: What about the various cat/dog breeds by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      So do fighter pilots.

      Website 'developers' slinging their javascript? Not so much.

    10. Re: What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, compared to ants and crawling bugs (aka dogs), bees, flies, etc have 10x more brain cells. That's a fact.

    11. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      I would be curious about breed specifics and percentage difference if any or other genetic factors as some are waaaay smarter than others.

      This is an important question. Dogs vary vastly in size, and in the size of their craniums.

      Which dogs were measured?

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    12. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As the article points out wild animals seem to be brainier, however a wolf doesn't have a lot of traits that we equate to intelligence that our pet dog has. For examples Dogs can understand the abstract concept of pointing, while wolves cannot. Dogs can be taught a lot of tricks and behaviors that may be outside their normal instinctive behavior, while wolves do not. However Dogs bark and make a lot of noise, and are much more disorganized in hunting by themselves, which would put them at a disadvantage in a non-human world.

      As someone who has owned a wolf in the past, I can assure you that you don't know what you are talking about. I was able to train him to sit, stay, heel, lay down and come in less than half a day. I never saw anything quite like it. I could also point at damn near anything and tell him to get it, and he would bring it to me. This included flies that got into the house. On the occasion that one would land out of his reach (basically the ceiling) he would sit and wait for it to move again. I just wish he would have taken them to the trash can rather then bring them to me.

      He was a great companion rather than a pet, but I would never think about doing that again as they are much more independent thinking than a dog. If there was someone or something he felt was a threat, it didn't matter what I said, he wanted to kill it. There were two occasions that I caught him mid air going for someones throat. After that I made sure to keep him away from anyone that he didn't like. He would also pin people to the floor if they moved around me in a threatening manner. Two things that I never quite figured out were why he hated bicycles and anyone having a gun other than myself. If anyone carried a gun onto my property, he would take it and bring it to me.

    13. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by richpoore · · Score: 1

      You're right, number of neurons isn't the perfect measure of intelligence, but it seems it's moving the right direction. I would expect there's a greater correlation with intelligence and neuron count than with intelligence and brain size, although both likely give a good guess. I liked that raccoons have more neurons than a cat, although in the same size brain.

    14. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      As the article points out wild animals seem to be brainier, however a wolf doesn't have a lot of traits that we equate to intelligence that our pet dog has.

      They claimed the opposite, actually.
      "The study's findings also challenged the prevailing view that domesticated animals have smaller brains than their wild cousins. The ratios of brain size to body weight of the domestic species they analyzed -- ferret, cat and dog -- did not scale in a significantly different manner from those of their wild relatives -- mongoose, raccoon, hyena, lion and brown bear."

      They did point out the Racoon's high intelligence (reminds me of Rocket), but not as a representative of all wild animals.

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    15. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by bongey · · Score: 1

      Says the person who hasn't trained labs , german shepherd dogs and australian shepherds. There is a reason why Aussies and Border Collies are the top 10 at agility contests, you might see a german rarely but basically never a lab at the top tier. Chaser the border collie who has the names of more than 1000+ toys and he can bring each one to you just by saying its name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    16. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      This is an entirely bullshit human criteria. Both animals are predators. As animals, the only thing that really matters is success in their particular niche.

      Cats are very well adapted to their natural role.

      They are less well suited to the role of "human child replacement".

      Clearly some "pet consumer" needs to justify their consumer choices.

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    17. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An average, for humans, bigger humans have about a 5 point higher IQ. Not sure the reason but is a fact.

    18. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Now I can't help wonder if someone could figure out which genes that causes the human brain to be so extremely developed, then breed raccoons with those genes.

      It would probably be scary for humankind though, but because of "Guardians of the Galaxy".

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    19. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A documentary I watched on dogs and wolves (I don't recall the name) showed that dogs were better at tasks related to human social cues, while wolves were better at problem solving.

    20. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Implying that Jews and Asians like Chinese, Koreans and Japanese have lower IQs on average? Is that a fact or an alternative fact?

    21. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Says the person who hasn't trained labs , german shepherd dogs and australian shepherds. There is a reason why Aussies and Border Collies are the top 10 at agility contests, you might see a german rarely but basically never a lab at the top tier. Chaser the border collie who has the names of more than 1000+ toys and he can bring each one to you just by saying its name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      A friend had an Aussie Shepherd who not only knew the names of his toys but also the rooms of the house. But he couldn't distinguish between "kitchen" and "chicken" so when she'd tell him "get out of the kitchen", he interpreted it as "get your chicken" and would bring his rubber chicken squeak toy to her.

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    22. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dog breeds are like human "races": they refer to particular collections of attribute that humans choose. They have no other biological meaning. Border collies are bred to look like border collies and to be smart, so that's what they are. You can breed dogs of any appearance to be either smart or dumb. Same with humans.

    23. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Now I can't help wonder if someone could figure out which genes that causes the human brain to be so extremely developed, then breed raccoons with those genes.

      Excellent!

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    24. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why I keep seeing cat owners talk about how a cat can navigate a 3D environment. My wolf used to play with my cat all the time and would jump up on to counters and dressers when they got a little too crazy. I miss mine as well. But that was 30+ years ago. I don't think it would be good in today's environment. Him pinning people to the ground and snarling in their face would probably get me sued these days.

      I have dobermans now. They're not quite as smart, but still the brightest dogs I've had. Plus they will actually listen when I tell them to not kill someone. That's a big point in their favor.

    25. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Talderas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course he doesn't know what he's talking about. He has no understand or grasp of how dog intelligence is consistently ranked. Dog intelligence can be identified and ranked on instinctual intelligence, adaptive intelligence, and working/obedience intelligence. The latter is how much time it takes to teach a dog a new command as well as how often the dog responds to the command the first time once taught it. Wolves aren't necessarily intelligent on that last ranking system. Human don't frequently value the instinctive or adaptive intelligences because they're not related to the tasks for which we've bred them however some breeds of dog are incredibly adaptively intelligence (Siberian huskies) and capable of solving problems on their own. Many of the most intelligent breeds by most obedience rankings aren't required to also have strong problem solving intelligence and that may be an undesirable trait when it comes to breeding a working dog.

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    26. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by nasch · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they're talking about climbing ability and self-righting?

    27. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by bongey · · Score: 2

      Incorrect. Social complexity and interaction is one of the most key factors of an animal's intelligence. Throughout the animal kingdom the more complex the social interaction, the larger the brain is relative to body size. Stark example is Hammerhead Shark which gathers together in massive schools and has rather complex social structures, has a brain that is nearly twice the size of Great White Shark, while being 1/4. Again this happens for birds,elephants,dolphins, orcas,whales and the species with the most complex social interactions have the greatest ratio that being humans. The highly social African Wild Dogs are the most successful non-primate land hunters, with kill rates of 85-90% in various studies.Wild dog hunts are amazing to watch, each one is constantly checking what the others are doing and they work as one fluid group. Sadly they are endangered with about 5000 left in the wild.

    28. Re: What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct, you douche!!!

    29. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      Perhaps,. I guess I don't see what that has to do with intelligence. Though I doubt to many people would like to argue the point with a wolf that's proudly looking down at them from the top of my refrigerator. That was always a funny sight.

    30. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      As someone who has owned a wolf in the past

      That's fairly near the top of my list of Unlikely Things To Read On Slashdot (number one being any post including the phrase "while I was having sex with my girlfriend").

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    31. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      We'll beat up the test givers if they don't come through with higher marks!

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    32. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Hybrid or pure wolf?

      I've known a hybrid, great dog, even though my rotty/lab mix dominated the fuck out of her. Wumpus did that...his MO was: 'Hello, mind if I hump you? Ops sorry, was that a yes, too late.' Basically big as a Rott, acted like a (Lab/Hollywood producer).

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    33. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Labs are dumb as rocks, except for getting to food. In that respect they are _super_geniuses_, except when they mistake a bag of roofing nails as food.

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    34. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      In my 40 year long study on the matter i have found that this mostly comes down to dogs giving plebeo sapiens a false sense of control, which reflects from the ego back to the subservient ... may i use the metafor thats so popular with nnnnnnAfrican Americans? (well they can use the -uncool word detected since slashdot is now part of the hippie coalition and only goodspeak will be tolerated) ... because "the bitch" does what you tell it to do, without questioning
      hence the false sense of being in control, the illusion that it's smart ... obedient to most people might mean smart like diligent students who swallow (like a bitch) everything they're fed will end up with supergrades while the one who questions everything has a lot more chance ending up a delinquent , without the proper state-stamped paper hence "less smart" than the one who "worked hard" for it paid by daddy money. Like some american president who got started with "a small loan from his father" (when i say that id think like €20 or €50 .... you know, a 'small loan') I have by now had to re-start this post , every time i say something inconvenient lately my vpn breaks down and it shuts down (ofcourse) all applications that connect to the internet ... no idea how much data would spill but it keeps tracking to a minimum i hope. In most cases firefox would still have the text in the textbox when i re-start it, but when its not convenient then it doesnt seem to want to so its the Stasi, the CIA, or that pesky alien drill again (or the houseghost trying to teach me 1830s morals, BEFEHL IST BEFEHL (living in a place where people jokingly talk how "arbeit macht frei" and long for the return of "uncle dolf" going a micron off the beaten path is frowned upon to say the least. You're smarter if you can recite the textbook by hand than if you would fix the machine by googling what you need to know. Jeopardy brains are considered smart ... obscure minds are considered weird. Back to the bitch (haha) I got no problem with dogs ... my parents have one ... the thing is as smart as it gets when it comes to gettting treats, but also a fucking attention whore. Whereas i find my cat steering me, the dog would probably still come running if i coochie coo it after kicking it over yonder hill like GOOOAAAALL
      The size of your head usually doesnt define how smart you are as far as i know. The number of connections you have as a normal are mostly property of google, microshyte, facebook and in general the advertising industry. Face it : you are being sold a unique id. Living in that subculture you have the same dresscode, walk the same walk, eat the same food, talk the same talk, do the same do's, don't the same don'ts (it seems to be this part i had to re-type three times now every time i get to this part) and in general you are 100% the same as all those others who "stand out" and are different while simply being invisible in the safety of the group, not standing out. Exactly the same pattern as the normals would have, the middle of the bell curve. You go with the latest subculture fashion, the latest fads... you're better, you're smarter It's almost Julian :) divide et impera, the ads rule the world and you're sold unique by using that phone 100 million others use cos it makes you stand out while you're safe not standing out since you stick to your miniverse
      the dog has been trained to obey for 15.000 years , it obeys. Does that make your jarhead smart ? How many connections does it use to explore ? to understand ? My cat's 14 years old, it still looks around at new things, explores places and in general lets ME know when its time, not the other way around I dont know who came up with the definition of smart. What i DO know is that the worlds greatest talents usually will not "make it" since they won't wear the dresscode, they dont talk the talk ... they cant stand to be aroun

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    35. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "except when they mistake a bag of roofing nails as food"

      In the 70s, a friend had an Old English Sheepdog, very friendly but stupid beyond belief. He once ate a Brillo pad & a 1/2 dozen bananas with skins

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    36. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by doccus · · Score: 1

      Uh, WTF? Flies? And he brought them to you? How, exactly? And how would he have ever taken them to the trash anyways, assuming he were taught to? I mean, flies are pretty small. Sorry, me no comprendes...

    37. Re:What about the various cat/dog breeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the OP, but my dog will catch them in his mouth and then play with them until they stop moving....and then pout.

      If you don't think that dogs can be dextrous without having thumbs then I need to show you my dog while he is donkey-lipping a gate's latch unlocked.

  2. WE've won! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cat lovers, cower in the corner with tails between your legs.

    Next battle to settle: vi vs emacs.

    1. Re:WE've won! by lucm · · Score: 1

      Next battle to settle: vi vs emacs.

      vi won a long time ago. Now the new war is atom vs sublime.

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    2. Re: WE've won! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And that explains why dogs should make 1 dollar to a kittah's 70 cents? All you dog supremacists should die and give the world to the poor oppressed kittahs. You are the world's problem.

      No Trump, no KKK, no fascist USA!

    3. Re:WE've won! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I will once you count the number of neurons in dolphins.

    4. Re:WE've won! by johannesg · · Score: 1

      Now the new war is atom vs sublime.

      Are those editors or superheroes?

    5. Re:WE've won! by jira · · Score: 1

      There is not enough emacs users for such survey to be statistically significant.

    6. Re:WE've won! by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      One is an editor and one is a web browser.

    7. Re:WE've won! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      fMRI studies have found the 'extra brain' in whales and dolphins is for sonar processing. They are about as smart as pigs. Sorry.

      The person to boldly assert that 'dolphins are as smart as humans' was on acid at the time and somehow managed to spend the rest of his life tripping balls while trying to teach dolphins to talk/learn dolphin. He failed.

      His assertion is accepted by those that want to believe. Many are fully committed. They will be along to mod me down.

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  3. Social Complexity by theweatherelectric · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Social complexity seems to be a driver for intelligence. Hyena society is quite complex with clans and a dominance hierarchy within each clan. Hyenas seem to have theory of mind and seem to practice tactical deception. Hyenas are also good cooperative problem solvers, outperforming primates.

    1. Re:Social Complexity by behrooz0az · · Score: 0

      Holly shit, Didn't think you were for real. Had to check. So much flaming...
      @theweatherelectric You need professional help, seriously.
      Please Think about it with an open mind, read your own comment history, and do the math. It's not about being right or wrong, you're like way off the chart, man; It's about how you communicate and how you react to people disagreeing with you.
      Good luck.

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    2. Re:Social Complexity by stealth_finger · · Score: 3, Informative

      FYI, theweatherelectric is a Mozilla employee. Look at the comment history. You'll find two types of comments: firefox advocacy, and abuse directed towards people calling her out for being a Mozilla employee. This describes 100% of her contributions to ./

      Umm that post was about hyenas, not foxes.

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    3. Re:Social Complexity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're just jealous because theweatherelectric has a faster browser than you and can post this stuff faster than anyone else. ;-)

      You got annoyed by a flame war with a troll and now you're tracking and trolling? Get a life ffs.

    4. Re:Social Complexity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hyena aren't related to dogs. You could just as well have written a piece about dolphins, that would be just as related to this article as you hyena facts.

    5. Re:Social Complexity by fafalone · · Score: 1

      theweatherelectic is diversifying his (her? never saw a reference either way) comments after I called them out for posting exclusively pro-FF57 posts for many many months yet always responding in minutes to FF stories. Not surprised he's getting called out on those too.

    6. Re:Social Complexity by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Diet is also correlated. The more varied the diet the smarter the critter. Dogs have a somewhat more varied diet than cats.

    7. Re:Social Complexity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and will label me insane...

      Maybe you're both right?

    8. Re:Social Complexity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs will eat anything, so they must be Einsteins.

    9. Re:Social Complexity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her browser hasn't even caught up to browsers that were discontinued five years ago, like Opera 12.

    10. Re: Social Complexity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honey badgers. Smart, crafty, able to identify a problem and construct tools out of their environment to solve them.

    11. Re:Social Complexity by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Woah dude, lay off the stalking.

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    12. Re:Social Complexity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then explain the octopus.

      They are loners that develop extremely high intelligence.

    13. Re:Social Complexity by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      He didn't claim that hyenas are related to dogs. He claimed that intelligence seems to be related closely to the social nature of animals, with hyenas being another example. Yes, he could also have used dolphins, or any other number of animals as examples. But hyenas work just as well, so I don't get what your point is.

    14. Re:Social Complexity by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      Octopus intelligence - or, rather, cephalopod intelligence - seems to be fairly unique among animals. It seems to be related to the complexity of their bodies, and high level of computing power needed for proprioception and, in some cases, camouflage. I wonder if the distributed nature of their central (is that even the right word?) nervous system gives them some sort of computational advantage over single brains of a similar size, perhaps by freeing up their "main brain" from dealing with motor control of the limbs.

    15. Re: Social Complexity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to get inside an octopus' head ("Strange Days" style) and experience what it is like to be one. Other animals, not so much, as their feelings are probably a weird mix of fear, discomfort, cold, heat, hunger, thirst, boredom, agression etc.).

    16. Re:Social Complexity by theweatherelectric · · Score: 1

      Well for one thing, they're not necessarily the loners they were thought to be.

    17. Re: Social Complexity by theweatherelectric · · Score: 1

      Some examples of problem solving by honey badgers.

    18. Re:Social Complexity by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Pedant: They are related, but not ancestral. We're 'related' to hyenas.

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  4. There are differences between cats as well by tinkerton · · Score: 2

    Our cat doesn't appear to be very bright but it's very lovable.

    1. Re:There are differences between cats as well by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      We have seven cats. There is a wide range of intelligence among them. The social order is complex and the 'alpha' cat is actually physically the one of the smallest.

    2. Re:There are differences between cats as well by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Our cat doesn't appear to be very bright but it's very lovable.

      So is my teddy bear.

    3. Re:There are differences between cats as well by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      We have seven cats. There is a wide range of intelligence among them. The social order is complex and the 'alpha' cat is actually physically the one of the smallest.

      Male cats are usually larger than females; but females are usually the more aggressive and "alpha" in a group of cats. In every mixed gender cat-household I've known (including ours of 5 cats), it's always been a female cat that bosses all the others around. Our 20 year old 5.5lb female that is deaf, almost blind, and has arthritis and can barely walk still manages to instill fear into our 14lb Maine Coon female and 18lb Turkish Van male (and a 7lb male and a 6lb female shorthair).

      She's tiny, but she's old and mean (to other cats... she loves people). Back when she was younger and went outside she used to chase dogs off our property.

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    4. Re:There are differences between cats as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have seven cats. There is a wide range of intelligence among them. The social order is complex and the 'alpha' cat is actually physically the one of the smallest.

      Male cats are usually larger than females; but females are usually the more aggressive and "alpha" in a group of cats. In every mixed gender cat-household I've known (including ours of 5 cats), it's always been a female cat that bosses all the others around. Our 20 year old 5.5lb female that is deaf, almost blind, and has arthritis and can barely walk still manages to instill fear into our 14lb Maine Coon female and 18lb Turkish Van male (and a 7lb male and a 6lb female shorthair).

      She's tiny, but she's old and mean (to other cats... she loves people). Back when she was younger and went outside she used to chase dogs off our property.

      Bossy female?

      Gee, I never would have guessed that.

    5. Re:There are differences between cats as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back when she was younger and went outside she used to chase dogs off our property.

      That's because cats are made of knives. I've seen an idiotic, aggressive dog charge at a cat only for the cat to hold its ground and wait for the dog to get close, then reach up and put a single claw through the dog's septum. The dog then reared back, yeeking it's stupid head off, and lifted the cat up by its claw. The cat retracted its claw to let go only once the dog was headed back toward home.

      I dispute the whole "dogs are smarter" thing based on the many times I've seen some completely obvious thing like this happen. Humans watching the situation knew it was going to happen. Cats know it will happen. Dogs seem to think "hurr, durr... this time will be different".

    6. Re:There are differences between cats as well by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      We have seven cats. There is a wide range of intelligence among them. The social order is complex and the 'alpha' cat is actually physically the one of the smallest.

      Male cats are usually larger than females; but females are usually the more aggressive and "alpha" in a group of cats. In every mixed gender cat-household I've known (including ours of 5 cats), it's always been a female cat that bosses all the others around. Our 20 year old 5.5lb female that is deaf, almost blind, and has arthritis and can barely walk still manages to instill fear into our 14lb Maine Coon female and 18lb Turkish Van male (and a 7lb male and a 6lb female shorthair).

      She's tiny, but she's old and mean (to other cats... she loves people). Back when she was younger and went outside she used to chase dogs off our property.

      This matches my observations.

      Though, you should note that you are talking about a spayed/neutered situation that may be quite different with a colony of sexually functioning cats.

    7. Re:There are differences between cats as well by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      The dog was generalizing. Most cats run on being confronted by an aggressive dog. So, he expected normal cat behavior. It's true, not all cats run, but the vast majority will run from even a smaller dog who is aggressive.

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    8. Re: There are differences between cats as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our Maine Coon is never impressed by dogs. He reacts to them as one should react to internet trolls. Ignore them, and if that doesn't work and you get annoyed, deliver a settling blow.

    9. Re:There are differences between cats as well by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The dog was generalizing. Most cats run on being confronted by an aggressive dog. So, he expected normal cat behavior. It's true, not all cats run, but the vast majority will run from even a smaller dog who is aggressive.

      Yes but dogs will keep doing the same thing over and over again with the same cat, if my pets are anything to go by. Maybe dogs can't differentiate between different cats?

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    10. Re:There are differences between cats as well by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      My dog loves to chase his cats, but knows to not catch them. Some just look at him when he charges, they're no fun.

      The cat in your example is fighting for it's life, the dog just wants to play. If the dog wanted to kill the cat, the encounter would last a second. Grab, shake, drop.

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  5. cats are smarter though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cats are smart enough to have staff, not a master.

    1. Re:cats are smarter though... by lucm · · Score: 1

      you mean like those cat walkers?

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    2. Re:cats are smarter though... by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      cats are smart enough to have staff, not a master.

      I can't work out if you are dissing cat owners or dogs.

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    3. Re:cats are smarter though... by chthon · · Score: 1

      Except if you have a dachshund...

    4. Re:cats are smarter though... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Dogs need walkers to keep them from running away and getting lost. You can let a cat out, it'll wander all over the neighborhood during the day - and find its way home at night. Dogs don't need a walker - they need a human GPS system.

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    5. Re:cats are smarter though... by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 1

      Dogs are friendly and make new friends easily. They don't come back immediately because they made new friends.

      Cats on the other hand are not friendly, they want nothing to do with anyone, coming back home is the only way they will get fed. Even then they only came back because they were hungry - don't be fooled to think otherwise.

    6. Re:cats are smarter though... by DogYears · · Score: 1

      Is that the Toxoplasma gondii talking?

  6. They may have more cells... by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...but cannot do their business on their own in a designated spot (cats can do that) and are inept to spend a few days alone (no problem with cats). I have come across many dumb dogs that bark constantly for no reason, but at least as many clever cats. More cells does not make one smarter.

    1. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woof, woof!

      Which translates as:
      ... but on the whole, we dogs are smarter than cats : )

    2. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can train a dog to use a litter box, most people just don't care to bother. And I've never in my entire life ever met a cat I'd classify as "clever". Sneaky, greedy, sadistic, but nothing that indicated exceptional brain power. Contrast with dogs: We have seeing eye dogs, and guard dogs, and drug sniffing dogs, and herding dogs, and search and rescue dogs - all very complicated jobs that require (for an animal) pretty high intelligence.

      Also, although I prefer not having to constantly plan around my cat's loneliness that's actually a pretty good indicator it's not that bright. High socialization needs are part of the package deal of having a big, think-y brain. It's why solitary confinement is basically torture for humans, while a bearded lizard would not give a single fuck.

      I don't really like dogs myself, they slobber everywhere and are too in your face. Plus cats are far cuter. But come on. Anyone who's surprised dogs are the smarter species hasn't been paying attention.

    3. Re: They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm allergic to cats. Dogs win by default

    4. Re:They may have more cells... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 4, Informative

      The dogs that bark constantly are bored to tears because their owners neglect them. People get dogs because they see that cute puppy and feel warm inside. It's all about the feels. Then the puppy grows to a dog and it's just annoying to deal with. Stick it outside leashed up and feed it once in a while. The feelings the dog generates are mostly negative and people get angry at the dog for making them feel this way. Honestly people shouldn't be allowed to get a dog unless they pass an empathy test but that would infringe on people's FREEDUMBS so we can't do that and millions of dogs suffer needlessly before they finally get taken to the vet to be killed for being inconvenient.

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    5. Re:They may have more cells... by geekmux · · Score: 1

      ...but cannot do their business on their own in a designated spot (cats can do that) and are inept to spend a few days alone (no problem with cats). I have come across many dumb dogs that bark constantly for no reason, but at least as many clever cats. More cells does not make one smarter.

      Humans have been very successful in teaching dogs to do MANY tasks. For that reason alone, this study was confirmed centuries ago when humans tried to train cats and realized just how dumb and incapable they truly are.

      You really can't do much else other than suggest to a cat where to piss and shit, and when you don't pay them enough attention, they sometimes get even by pissing somewhere other than the litter box, so even that one task isn't fully grasped.

    6. Re:They may have more cells... by toonces33 · · Score: 1

      Cats aren't dumb. They just don't give a shit.

    7. Re:They may have more cells... by Phics · · Score: 1

      You may be confusing "smart" and "dumb" with instinct driven behavioural patterns in this case.

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    8. Re:They may have more cells... by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      ...but cannot do their business on their own in a designated spot (cats can do that) and are inept to spend a few days alone (no problem with cats). I have come across many dumb dogs that bark constantly for no reason, but at least as many clever cats. More cells does not make one smarter.

      Dogs are smarter than cats, as demonstrated by repeated studies that involve solving puzzles to get a treat. I've both cats and dogs, and comparing the instinct of one (cats using only loose sand for a toilet) with the problem-solving ability of the other (search and rescue, herding sheep) is silly.

      I do not think there are any studies demonstrating cats solving a problem that dogs cannot, while there are hundreds demonstrating dogs solving problems that cats are unable to solve.

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    9. Re:They may have more cells... by bradley13 · · Score: 1

      Re socialization: One shouldn't forget that dogs are pack animals, whereas cats are not. Different socialization needs are not, in this case, an indication of intelligence. Also: dogs have been bred for trainability, and for successful human interaction.

      Anyone who's surprised dogs are the smarter species hasn't been paying attention.

      Yup. Even as someone who prefers cats: cats clearly are not as intelligent as dogs.

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    10. Re:They may have more cells... by avandesande · · Score: 2

      My corgi will can actually pass the 'marshmallow test'. When I am in the kitchen preparing food she is begging for scraps... and when I put some in her dish she will pretend she doesn't see them and continue begging for more! There are plenty of humans that can't manage this :)

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    11. Re:They may have more cells... by arth1 · · Score: 2

      Cats aren't dumb. They just don't give a shit.

      Oh, they do. Like in a visitor's shoes.

    12. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cat's have been, to demonstrate it is possible, been trained as guard animals that attack on command. The average house cat isn't seen as very scary, though.

      Many animals can be litter trained, though, such as rabbits.

      Cat's can do some clever things, but I think dogs have the edge.

    13. Re:They may have more cells... by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      ...but cannot do their business on their own in a designated spot

      Dogs can and do do that as well, the problem is it's a spot they designate, not you. My dog always pees right outside the door that leads to the kitchen and it has eaten away the wood of the deck at that spot.

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    14. Re:They may have more cells... by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      The fact that they break the rules as payback mean that they DO grasp it I think.

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    15. Re:They may have more cells... by XXongo · · Score: 1

      This just means that the dog's motive isn't getting food, the dog's motive is getting you to do her bidding.

    16. Re:They may have more cells... by WheezyJoe · · Score: 1

      No disagreement, but give cats a break... dogs have been domesticated at least 10 times longer than cats, and humans still don't do much to change the cat gene pool. That's right: even today, cats way-more-often-than-not procreate without human intervention, while dogs tend to be "bred" on purpose for something we like.

      Consequently, there's a lot less pressure toward human-friendly traits in cats than there is for dogs. The opposite, actually, if you live in a neighborhood where people let their cats out each night, so they're free hook up with whatever feral bite-and-scratcher happens to be ruling the alleyway.

      OTOH, what cats are supposed to do, they do really really well: kill disease-carrying rodents. The human race owes a huge debt to these creatures for keeping the rats from eating us alive, albeit we're the ones who attracted the rats in the first place with all the garbage we throw out into the streets. It's only recently we started thinking pest control is a job for the chemical industry and we started confining these half-wild animals in our homes as pets.

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    17. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or even something as simple as a laser pen.

      When I take out the pen, the cat is completely oblivious to what is going on until she sees the light on the floor. The dog, on the other hand, sees me take the pen out and gets excited. She understands "Light game. Yay.", and that the light comes from the pen. While the cat sees "Uuh, what's that dot? I have to get it."

    18. Re:They may have more cells... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      You might be right but corgi are known for being little pigs.

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    19. Re:They may have more cells... by swb · · Score: 1

      Does dogs' intelligence drive socialization, or does socialization behavior drive greater intelligence? Or are they coincidental developments?

      I'm sure that some working breeds are selectively bred based on their demonstrated working ability, but I think that's probably a fairly recent development. It seems more likely that in the long journey to domestication, compliance with humans was probably just an evolution advantage.

      Dogs that were aggressive to humans got driven off or killed, dogs that were compliant and aided human tasks like hunting or herding got preferential treatment. You could define this as "bred for trainability" but I don't think it was actually a deliberate process early in the domestication process. I think it's more likely that it was an organic outcome, and that deliberate breeding didn't happen until much later.

      My dad grew up on a farm and he says they usually had a couple of dogs on the farm, but they were generally just strays. The well behaved ones got table scraps and attention, the ones that were a nuisance got shot. I suspect in a lot of rural areas, a lot of dogs were just kind of semi-feral companion animals who bred on their own and lived or died based on their sociability and adaptability.

      Dad said that the ones that stuck around the longest ended up being useful, actually learning tasks like herding cattle between pastures. And without explicit training, either. They'd follow him to the pasture and kind of managed to just engage in herding after seeing it happen a couple of times. He said one in particular could move a small herd solo after a while. And these were all just mutts, not specific breeds, either.

    20. Re:They may have more cells... by geekmux · · Score: 1

      The fact that they break the rules as payback mean that they DO grasp it I think.

      Stupid and sadistic isn't exactly a defense, especially when failing to grasp the consequences of said behavior is often euthanasia.

    21. Re:They may have more cells... by judoguy · · Score: 1

      Had to post it: Dogs vs cats

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    22. Re:They may have more cells... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Cat's use a brute force approach to intelligence.

      They don't understand cause and effect, and don't have object permanence (if they see a toy they don't understand it is the same toy they had yesterday, they just know it's /a/ toy and smells like them so it must be theirs). To make up for this, they are curious and patient. They will try things over and over again to see what happens, and learn through positive and negative re-enforcement.

      This can lead to some surprisingly clever behaviour. We have all see videos of cats opening doors and the like, they the most common one is to learn how to manipulate their staff. For example, adult cats don't meow in the wild, but quickly learn that it's the most efficient way to summon their servants and signal that it's time for a massage. Same with food, lot of people swear that their cats are fussy and will only take hand-fed choice cuts of chicken, but actually they just learned to keep ignoring food that is offered until the good stuff comes out.

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    23. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cats do in fact have object permanence. Anyone who has ever actually played with a cat *properly* knows this. Cats love it when things disappear behind other objects - they immediately chase after it, if they're engaged enough. Disappearing seems to be their signal to chase it. Hard to imagine them acting that way if they didn't have object permanence - if they didn't realize that the object was still there, why would they bother chasing it after it disappears?

      Also see: http://www.petmd.com/cat/behavior/4-facts-about-your-cats-brain

    24. Re:They may have more cells... by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Except lions, who socialize in prides. They're the only social cats that I can think of, though.

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    25. Re:They may have more cells... by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Re socialization: One shouldn't forget that dogs are pack animals, whereas cats are not

      I don't think they are. Wolves are pack animals, but dog behaviour is very different to wolf behaviour.

      As you note, dogs have evolved to work well with humans, not necessarily with other dogs.

      Yup. Even as someone who prefers cats: cats clearly are not as intelligent as dogs.

      We can't really define intelligence in humans. We can't possibly define it in animals. On the other hand, the problem solving ability of some birds is amazing.

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    26. Re:They may have more cells... by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      You should never feed human food to dogs.

      It's too late now for your dogs, but if you don't want them to beg, never feed them any of your food. Don't let them know how your food tastes, ever.

      And then there are the human foods that are poisonous to dogs: chocolate, onions and perhaps others.

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    27. Re:They may have more cells... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I knew a cat that kept trying to let himself out of his human's apartment. He knew how to release the chain, and he could turn the doorknob, but the deadbolt knob was flat, and he couldn't quite get the deadbolt to disengage before he physically couldn't get the leverage to turn it.

      I also knew a cat that had figured out how humans opened the microwave, but couldn't physically manage it.

      I'm rather glad that the cats I've had and have lack high intelligence.

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    28. Re:They may have more cells... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Dogs like these sorts of experiments. Cats are often just uninterested, and don't perform. It's like having a particularly intelligent student who doesn't care about grades.

      For a long time, people believed that cats had no color vision. Researchers would take cats and run tests on them that they were sure would show if the cats had color vision. Then, someone dissected a cat eye and found it had cones as well as rods. Armed with the knowledge that cats do have color vision, researchers found ways to get cats to show that they did indeed have it.

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    29. Re:They may have more cells... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      I have come across many dumb dogs that bark constantly for no reason,

      Probably those dogs are thinking, "This MoarSauce123 is a particularly dumb Homo sapien. No matter how much I tell him he does not understand. I have been speaking to him repeatedly, loudly, persistently, without any signs of impatience, and still that guy does not get it."

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    30. Re:They may have more cells... by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Or even something as simple as a laser pen.

      When I take out the pen, the cat is completely oblivious to what is going on until she sees the light on the floor. The dog, on the other hand, sees me take the pen out and gets excited. She understands "Light game. Yay.", and that the light comes from the pen. While the cat sees "Uuh, what's that dot? I have to get it."

      Your specimen is just a dumb cat.

      I have to be particularly careful not touch the laser pointer keychain when I don't want to use it to play. The sound sets the cat into play mode that is annoying if there isn't actual play. My cat clearly anticipates the dot appearing based on seeing or hearing (mostly hearing) the laser pointer.

    31. Re:They may have more cells... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      You can train a dog to use a litter box, most people just don't care to bother.

      Wow, really?

      It beats taking them outside in a snowstorm at 2:00 in the morning ... so I am skeptical.

    32. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have easily trained at least a dozen cats to do all kinds of 'tricks'. Sit, come, flip a switch, shake. I trained all my cats to stay off things, and have never trained a cat to use the litter box yet all of them do (They figure that out on their own). I have a cat that I sent out to find my dog when it doesn't come home for dinner. (I have a lot of property). I just open the door and tell 'Bear go find Evey' and the cat runs off, a few minutes later they both come trotting back in through the pet doors.

      I used to work as a firefighter (It was the thing to do in high school) and I never once found a dead cat in a house from a fire, but dogs almost always died. Cats locked in bedrooms would find their way out.

      This is not to say my dogs are not smart, just that if you have never seen a trained cat it's because no one has bothered to train them.

    33. Re:They may have more cells... by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "And I've never in my entire life ever met a cat I'd classify as "clever""
      Go watch some YouTube videos of Maru and you'll find one cat who's definitely clever

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    34. Re:They may have more cells... by Major_Disorder · · Score: 2

      Honestly people shouldn't be allowed to get a dog unless they pass an empathy test but that would infringe on people's FREEDUMBS so we can't do that and millions of dogs suffer needlessly before they finally get taken to the vet to be killed for being inconvenient.

      There is no way I would have passed an empathy test before I got my dog, but he has taught me. I am a much better person now, thanks to him.
      Rocky is an ex-racing greyhound, I highly recommend them to anyone thinking about getting a dog. They are smarter than they are given credit for, and the most loving creatures in the world. (Also VERY low energy.)
      This is where I got him from:
      http://www.greyhoundpetsinc.or...

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    35. Re:They may have more cells... by ffreeloader · · Score: 2

      I have had three dogs that have all been very careful where they did their business. Two would back up to a bush and drop their load under the bush where no one would see it or walk in it. The third is so small he just walks under the bushes. One dog would get extremely embarrassed if I asked him what he was doing when he was taking his dump. He would turn away from me and hang his head, and then slink off afterwards. The only way to get back in his good graces was to tell him it was OK and that he was a good dog.

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    36. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      High socialization needs are part of the package deal of having a big, think-y brain. It's why solitary confinement is basically torture for humans, while a bearded lizard would not give a single fuck.

      There is a flaw in your reasoning. The more intelligent fare far better, can withstand far longer, in solitary confinement than those of average intelligence.

    37. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheetahs, although not social in the same manner as lions, also have social groups... typically groups of related males.

    38. Re:They may have more cells... by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      Grapes..oddly enough.
      And potatoes.

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    39. Re:They may have more cells... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Dogs have twice as many neurons, but 75% of their neurons are wired to think only about "sniff the butt, sniff the butt, chase the stick, chase the stick"...

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    40. Re:They may have more cells... by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      I've mainly heard about it in relation to super small dogs like chihuahuas and pomeranians. In the case of chihuahuas, it's probably a really good idea for the dog's health if you live in a cold climate.

    41. Re:They may have more cells... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      My cats love to eat meat, drink the juice from the tuna can, and lick leftover bones. They are also smart enough to not bother us during dinner, and wait to see IF we choose the share. No whining, no begging.

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    42. Re:They may have more cells... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile cats have bred humans for trainability. Cats also have a symbiote which infects humans and causes those humans to care for them

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Dogs maybe smarter, but cats don't need to be smart to get humans to feed them.

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    43. Re:They may have more cells... by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

      As you say I've had cats attempt to try to open doors with the doorknob to get to a favorite feather toy they knows sits behind the door.

      Sometimes cats remember where something is hidden longer than I do...

      If you want my opinion the extra neurons dogs have are probably all related to processing smell.

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    44. Re:They may have more cells... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The more common technique that dogs can manage is to have a square of plastic fake grass inside, and train them to use that. Then you can take it outside and hose it down.

      That's what it usually looks like when dogs are "box" trained.

    45. Re:They may have more cells... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      A dog that sometimes stays upstairs from me for a few days at a time will start barking as soon as the caretakers car passes out of view of the window. The other dog that normally lives there even whines about every 5 minutes when the other one is barking. It just barks non-stop from the time they leave, to when they pull up in front of the house when they get back.

    46. Re:They may have more cells... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I don't think that word, "stupid," means what you think it means.

    47. Re:They may have more cells... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I give her stuff to shut her up but it doesn't seem to work.

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    48. Re:They may have more cells... by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      I give her stuff to shut her up but it doesn't seem to work.

      From the dog's perspective, she bothers you and you give her a treat in return.

      Why would you expect the dog's behaviour to change when you are rewarding the "bad" behaviour?

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    49. Re:They may have more cells... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Wow never thought of that :) Really I made a decision to have a 'spoiled' dog when she was a puppy. While this can be irresponsible or dangerous with large aggressive dogs it's not much of an issue with a corgi.

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    50. Re:They may have more cells... by Mr3vil · · Score: 1

      Second that, mine LOVES to find AAA batteries and roll them around. When he started scattering my rechargeables all over the place I started hiding them in a desk drawer. Now he wines and paws at the drawer, he knows I took "his" toys away and where I took them to. I've bought him $100 in toys to play with, including ones he can roll around, he still wants the damn batteries.

    51. Re:They may have more cells... by Mr3vil · · Score: 1

      Dogs begging for human food has nothing to do with how human food tastes. Dogs have a very rudimentary sense of taste and far fewer tastebuds on their tongues than humans. The dog knows it's food the second you bring it into the house, even before you open the packaging. Their olfactory sense is that well-developed. My mom bought me Omaha steaks last Christmas, my dog knew what was in that cooler the second the UPS man dropped it at the front door. Everything was vacuum sealed in boxes which were then sealed inside the styrofoam cooler with dry-ice. What causes dogs to beg is you've inadvertently associated their action with reward. Dogs respond far better to positive reinforcement and food-motivated dogs are extremely easy to train. The key to stop begging behavior once its set in is to associate reward with a different action on the dog's part. This takes patience and consistency. However, it can be trained out of a dog.

    52. Re:They may have more cells... by sjames · · Score: 1

      they sometimes get even by pissing somewhere other than the litter box, so even that one task isn't fully grasped.

      They have to grasp that quite well and our revulsion for excrement in order for it to occur to them that it might constitute revenge.

      Obedience and willingness are terrible yardsticks for intelligence.

    53. Re: They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unrelated male cheetahs are rare.

    54. Re: They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So buy the cat some batteries to play with.

    55. Re:They may have more cells... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Small dogs tend to be yappy. I suspect it's a protective mechanism; they act fierce because they know that (unlike big dogs) they can't actual defend themselves well.

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    56. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Also VERY low energy.)

      Can confirm. Lived with one for a summer... super tame, and used to get bossed around by the cats that lived the house.

    57. Re:They may have more cells... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      My dog and his cats all beg exactly the same. Except the dog shuts up and the cats meep until the food is put away.

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    58. Re:They may have more cells... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      SOME dogs bark due to boredom, but turns out that the desire to bark a lot is genetic -- in my observation (speaking as a pro dog trainer) it's a simple dominant gene. It was selected for in sheepdogs in particular because constant barking served to "mark territory" in a way that discouraged predators.

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    59. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horseapples. I had a cat and had mice for him. He carefully, with claws retracted, removed them from their container. He carried them in his mouth without biting them even though the mice were biting the cat as evidenced by the blood. He would then place the mice on the floor and play with them again with claws retracted. He would meow when he wanted me to return them to the container. This happened for months.

      There are reports of cats considering their future actions. Triggering have a heart traps for access to the bait in particular. Sitting and staring for half an hour before successfully robbing the trap.

      Of course cats and most mammal predators remember objects and items from one day to the next. They wouldn't be very good predators if they did not.

      I suspect that if you removed the neurons that control dog slobbering then the cat would have larger number.

    60. Re: They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Court ordered community service at the SPCA cleared my cat allergies right up, back in high school.

    61. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From talking to a professional dog trainer, the main problem is that owners of small dogs almost never give their dogs any form of obedience training. Some of this just may be from necessity. For example, you need to train a large dog not to jump on you out of necessity of not getting knocked over, whereas a small dog jumping is just a minor annoyance.

    62. Re:They may have more cells... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      They don't understand cause and effect, and don't have object permanence

      This is the second time I've seen you make this claim here. Do you have a citation to back it up?

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    63. Re:They may have more cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The dogs that bark constantly are bored to tears because their owners neglect them

      I've seen plenty of dogs that *immediately* start barking incessantly the instant their owners walk out the door, even just to get the paper. That's neglect from the owner?

  7. Now really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed. Dogs usually have a job or are constrained in many ways, while "stupid" cats are complete freeloaders :-)

    1. Re:Now really? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If I didn't have fruit trees, I would have never gotten my dog a cat. No matter how much he begged.

      It took a while to decide, but ultimately I prefer cats to rats.

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  8. Social impact of study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they trying to start a race war?!

    Cats and dogs are just different, k? -Stop judging!

  9. And that means? by ebonum · · Score: 1

    We are only 30 times smarter than dogs!

    1. Re:And that means? by Megol · · Score: 2

      Brainier.

    2. Re:And that means? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      There's a species of dolphin that has 37 billion, so we're only half as smart as a dolphin!

    3. Re:And that means? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Which of the following seems smarter to you:

      - Pack animals that sniff each other's butts

      - Slave race of willing servants to

      - Living god-emperors who occasionally allow the slaves to dote over them, between meals and naps

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    4. Re:And that means? by rmdingler · · Score: 1, Informative
      Uh-oh!

      Estimates of neuronal numbers -- the product of neuronal thickness times density -- were 13% higher in males than in females, with mean male-to-female ratios of 1.13 in both hemispheres. The data provide morphologic evidence of considerable cerebral cortical dimorphism with the demonstration of significantly higher neuronal densities and neuronal number estimates in males, though with similar mean cortical thickness, implying a reciprocal increase in neuropil/neuronal processes in the female cortex.

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    5. Re:And that means? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi I'm a long-finned pilot whale, being so hyper intelligent I don't normally post on sites like slashdot. Thanks for the important reminder about my species superiority and of course for all the fish.

    6. Re:And that means? by Megol · · Score: 1

      So...?

      We are talking about brainiest (which for some reason isn't tagged as a misspelled word -> probably in use) which isn't the same as most intelligent.

      So men are statistically "brainier" than women. And? Dolphins, elephants and blue whales are much "brainier" than any human.

    7. Re:And that means? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'ma go with the pack animals the sniff each others butts. Just because I don't understand their social norms doesn't make them dumb. But my dog figures shit out. My sisters cats, they're basically furniture you need to feed. My dog gets bored, figures things out, gets excited when he knows I'm getting ready to take him to do something fun. Hell, it's sort of endearing when I'll have him on a walk and he'll start to go around a bend and look back at me to see if he's going the right way. Problem solving, the ability to be bored and showing signs that he's making decisions and he's unsure if they're correct.

    8. Re:And that means? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Keep reading...

      Yet the cerebral cortex may be exempt from gender differences, as demonstrated by the fact that normal males and females perform comparably on intelligence tests.

      Oh!

      Currently the most popular theory is that males need larger brains because they have larger bodies and muscles, and thus need more neurons to control them.

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    9. Re:And that means? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      There's a species of dolphin that has 37 billion, so we're only half as smart as a dolphin!

      Yeah, but when was the last time a dolphin won a Nobel Prize?

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    10. Re:And that means? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they really don't want their research to be shut down, so naturally they had to add a disclaimer. "May be exempt", not "must be exempt". Wikipedia on IQ:

      Most IQ tests are constructed so that there are no overall score differences between females and males. Popular IQ batteries such as the WAIS and the WISC-R are also constructed in order to eliminate sex differences. In a paper presented at the International Society for Intelligence Research in 2002, it was pointed out that because test constructors and the United States' Educational Testing Service (which developed the US SAT test) often eliminate items showing marked sex differences in order to reduce the perception of bias, the "true sex" difference is masked. Items like the MRT[Jargon] and RT tests,[Jargon] which show a male advantage in IQ, are often removed. Meta-analysis focusing on gender differences in math performance found nearly identical performance for boys and girls, and the subject of mathematical intelligence and gender has been controversial.

  10. Border Collie by MrKaos · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My B.C was really smart. She was really easy to train and such a great friend, gentle with kids, even when they weren't so gentle.

    The best thing about dogs is they teach you how to be a better person and live more in the moment just by throwing a ball. If your dog is too fat, you need to exercise.

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    1. Re:Border Collie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got lucky. Most Border Collies, while quite smart, are complete assholes.

      Probably because they are quite smart.

      Ha! Captcha="acumen"

    2. Re:Border Collie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Border Collies which are complete assholes are bored. The problem is almost universally with the owner and not the dog. Provide proper mental stimulation and proper exercise for your dog and you'll find most behavioral problems disappear. And what most people seem to not realize is, Border Collies are dog ownership on hard mode. They're extremely intelligent and extremely high energy, so they're difficult to provide for properly. My dog is a sniffer, so long as I provide him lots of new and interesting things to sniff, he's the happiest guy on earth. I don't understand it, but it's his interest.

    3. Re:Border Collie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats are smarter. Can your doggy find their way in 3D space - that is climb trees? Wild dogs are boring as hell, just like cows.

      Cats navigate the 3D environment, have more brain cells (all of brain cells, not just marginal "little gray cells").

    4. Re:Border Collie by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Cats are smarter. Can your doggy find their way in 3D space - that is climb trees?

      Cats can do that well because of their claws, not their brains. Dogs can still climb things that don't require claws. I've also never seen a dog get stuck in a tree.

    5. Re:Border Collie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs get stuck in a stupid trash can, because they can't jump.

      Consider a bee vs an ant. Bees and flies have 10x brain cells compared to ants. Ants can fly too, but only one way - down.

    6. Re:Border Collie by hierofalcon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've never seen a cat skeleton in a tree either.

    7. Re:Border Collie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dead cats are tasty.

    8. Re:Border Collie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      claws don't evolve without a brain to use them properly. Cmon, you snowflakes have no viable argument against cats. All you post is a bunch of logical fallacies.

    9. Re:Border Collie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sniffing around when taken for a walk is the dog equivalent of reading the morning newspaper.

    10. Re:Border Collie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Squirrels and ravens eat dead cats, and then dance on the bones.

    11. Re:Border Collie by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Border Collies are dog ownership on hard mode. They're extremely intelligent and extremely high energy, so they're difficult to provide for properly.

      I know what you mean - I took my dog on runs with me. Towards the end she would have difficulty keeping up and fell behind and she would just stop, so I made it so she had to make it to a certain part of the run and I would pick her up and carry her to enhance my training - it was ridiculous, the look on her face.

      It's how I knew I was doing an honest workout - if I could wear the dog out.

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  11. Domesticated lions and brown bears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh really?

  12. Seriously? by shaitand · · Score: 1, Troll

    You are ignoring that cats have more brain cells relative to body weight and therefore are actually still more intelligent than dogs.

    1. Re:Seriously? by amalcolm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Does that mean I get smarter as I lose weight?

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    2. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more nutrients get a chance to feed your brain - so yes, you probably do.

    3. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, your blood circulation will improve.

    4. Re:Seriously? by shaitand · · Score: 2

      No, gaining and losing weight is generally a function of cells swelling and shrinking not multiplying and any difference it made would be miniscule. Gaining muscle is also actually generally a function of cells expanding rather than neurogenesis.

    5. Re:Seriously? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Does that mean I get smarter as I lose weight?

      Based on my observations in Walmart, yes, there does seem to be a correlation there.

    6. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Thats like saying that your cell phone is more powerful than my desktop PC because the phone has 1/5th the raw processing power and 1/10th of the volume of the desktop.

    7. Re:Seriously? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Thats like saying that your cell phone is more powerful than my desktop PC because the phone has 1/5th the raw processing power and 1/10th of the volume of the desktop."

      No, it really doesn't compare to electronics in that way. It's more like saying that your desktop PC would be faster with 1/5th the raw processing power and an operating system with 1/10th the complexity. If you think about it, it's pretty much a given. A body isn't a solid chunk of thing, every piece of it is composed of millions or even billions of things which in many ways operate in parallel but ultimately all are generating signals read by and responded to by the brain through the central nervous system, the more of them there are, the more signals to be sent and received, and the more of your brain will be dedicated to them instead of pondering the meaning of life. Learn how to individually articulate the three middle toes on your left foot... spend a couple hours at and it and you'll make enough progress to prove you can, guess what, that doesn't come for free, you've used part of your brains capacity to form more detailed pathways and gain finer articulation of those muscles... your brain is processing more signals from there and spending less on something else, possibly higher thought. Also, you might note they framed it in terms of carnivores vs non-carnivores but they mentioned the same concept in the summary. These counts are pretty much in line with previous estimates that concluded dogs had a higher count than cats on average but a poorer body mass to brain ratio than cats.

      This isn't exactly a precise thing, bigger doesn't always mean more complicated in general, having 8 legs probably makes a bigger difference than the same number of cells in a single leg and if you gain 20 lbs you likely have added little if any cells, instead your existing cells have simply grown larger. Also, while we use 100% of our brain we do not necessarily use it at 100% efficiency.

      You also can't really say dogs or cats are smarter in a blanket statement on this basis, cats vary a bit but dogs vary wildly in size.

    8. Re:Seriously? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      In fact, I should add another note I think is probably a given. The nature of neural connections means capacity likely grows exponentially with neuron count. How efficiently the neurons are used can blow away difference in body mass to brain mass ratio... just look at large parrots, they have ridiculously efficient brains (I suspect their OCD behaviors are related as extremely intelligence humans often show similar OCD patterns and autism) and achieve primate level intelligence with a brain the size of a walnut.

  13. Word of caution by lucm · · Score: 0

    It's my experience that hyperlink abusers are just a nudge away from a stay in a padded cell. They're like people who argue loudly by themselves in the subway; it's best to avoid interacting with them and quietly move away.

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    1. Re:Word of caution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LIke APK and his billion links "proving" his software is the best and all the other hyperlinks "showing" other slashdotters saying his stuff is the best?
      That guy(?) needs some serious professional help...

    2. Re:Word of caution by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      They're like people who argue loudly by themselves in the subway; it's best to avoid interacting with them and quietly move away.

      That's right, I'm practicing my presentation and if you interrupt me I might mistake you for that guy from accounting and push you in front of the train. ;)

  14. Harrumph by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    These "little gray cells" are associated with thinking, planning and complex behavior. The study found that dogs have about 530 million cortical neurons while cats have about 250 million. (For comparison, the human brain has 16 billion.) Another interesting discovery was that carnivores have about the same ratio of neurons to brain size as that of herbivores, "suggesting that there is just as much evolutionary pressure on the herbivores to develop the brain power to escape from predators as there is on carnivores to catch them,"

    Sounds like whoever wrote this was a)and not a cat person and b)a vegetarian

    I'll go back to getting my science from Obligate Carnivore magazine where the science correspondent is a foul tempered tomcat with the nom de plume Rodent Gobbler.

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  15. Dogs even more stupid than anticipated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have lots of brains and don't know how to use it. Seriously.

    1. Re:Dogs even more stupid than anticipated by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Have lots of brains and don't know how to use it. Seriously.

      If YouTube and the rest of social media is any indication, humans have devolved way farther on that scale.

      Seriously. We've turned look-at-me idiocy and rampant narcissism into paid professions.

      And to confirm the study, at least you can teach a dog to do various things. The only one being trained with cats around, is the owner.

    2. Re:Dogs even more stupid than anticipated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is a pretty common misconception. Cats can be trained they just respond to differnet stimuli than dogs (they dont really care if you call them a good boy). Most cat owners do not bother with this as they don't really require it in most cases (unless you dont want them to walk on counter tops or walk on a leash e.t.c) as they are much more independent than a dog and much better behaved without training. It is harder to train a cat but if anyone wants to they can. Please stop perpetuating this myth that it is not possible to teach a cat to do something.

    3. Re:Dogs even more stupid than anticipated by Megol · · Score: 1

      Of course cats can be trained! Most owners don't bother (or even realize it's possible).

      But even a trained cat can ignore their training if they don't want to do something. For a dog appreciation from the pack leader is extremely important, a cat don't care.

    4. Re:Dogs even more stupid than anticipated by geekmux · · Score: 1

      This is a pretty common misconception. Cats can be trained they just respond to differnet stimuli than dogs (they dont really care if you call them a good boy). Most cat owners do not bother with this as they don't really require it in most cases (unless you dont want them to walk on counter tops or walk on a leash e.t.c) as they are much more independent than a dog and much better behaved without training. It is harder to train a cat but if anyone wants to they can. Please stop perpetuating this myth that it is not possible to teach a cat to do something.

      There's a valid reason that "myth" has perpetuated for thousands of years of companionship with the human race.

      When a healthy human refuses to do anything but lay around and sleep all day, that's not "well behaved". That's lazy, which perfectly describes a cats behavior 90% of the time. Cats have a purpose as a comfort animal. Not much else. We often label their behavior as "regal" or "spoiled" or "stubborn". Science tends to highlight a different reason; capacity.

    5. Re:Dogs even more stupid than anticipated by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Of course cats can be trained! Most owners don't bother (or even realize it's possible).

      But even a trained cat can ignore their training if they don't want to do something. For a dog appreciation from the pack leader is extremely important, a cat don't care.

      You actually confirmed the fact that you can try to teach a cat, but because their give-a-shit level is almost zero, there's a damn good chance you won't be very successful, or that training will be consistent.

      Even something as simple as the litter box isn't a consistent activity. Just ask any cat owner who's had the pleasure of extracting cat piss out of a mattress.

    6. Re:Dogs even more stupid than anticipated by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Sleeping habits of animals are correlated with body size. A cat, being much smaller than us, has a much higher surface area (square of size) to volume (cube of size) ratio, and requires a relatively higher metabolism to stay warm. Sleeping is simply a way to conserve energy by reducing size of exposed skin area (by curling up in a small ball), and lowering body temperature.

      It's not lazy, it's smart.

    7. Re:Dogs even more stupid than anticipated by hierofalcon · · Score: 1

      Cat's also control the rodent and bird populations. Without feral or outdoor domestic cats, cities would be far less inviting to live in.

    8. Re:Dogs even more stupid than anticipated by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Cats were very effective rodent killers.

      They had a purpose more recently than dogs for the general population (post industrial revolution, there were still rodent issues, far less need for dogs for most people).

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    9. Re:Dogs even more stupid than anticipated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bored to death cats are horrible to hear about. Cats have been trained to use the toilet and flush so they can obviously be trained. They refuse to become cog in a athough. So cats are useful and trainable if the desired behavior is a minor variation of actions the cat is already inclined to perform. So adjusting hunting times around a human schedule and toilet flushing. Group hunting not so much.

  16. Pah. I say Pah. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Pah! Add them together and they're still not a patch on pigs.

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    1. Re:Pah. I say Pah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Post about pigs? Check.
      Obnoxious? Check.

      Congratulations, sir, you have won today's internet award for most fitting username.

    2. Re:Pah. I say Pah. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, sir, you have won today's internet award for most fitting username.

      Like the mushroom said to the cauliflower, I hate this game.

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  17. For the back story... by Archtech · · Score: 1

    "The Human Advantage: How Our Brains Became Remarkable"
    (MIT Press) Paperback
    April 21, 2017
    by Suzana Herculano-Houzel

    https://www.amazon.com/Human-A...

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  18. So why is it so ard to tell a dog where to shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is all.

  19. There's a reason we don't train Cats by Ayano · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For rescue, or military, or even bomb detection. They're a comfort pet. Outside of biological advantages of dogs for these tasks, cats are difficult to train in those tasks as they're solitary animals.

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    1. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats are not solitary animals. Feral cats form colonies with social structure.

    2. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by geekmux · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For rescue, or military, or even bomb detection. They're a comfort pet. Outside of biological advantages of dogs for these tasks, cats are difficult to train in those tasks as they're solitary animals.

      You can call them solitary. You can call them regal. You can call them comfort pets.

      I call it dumb, and now science tends to confirm it, so perhaps we can stop with the excuses now. They aren't "difficult" to train; they can't be trained because they're rather stupid. Plain and simple. Usually the only one getting schooled around a cat is the owner.

    3. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      they can't be trained because they're rather stupid

      How well can you be trained ? Would you be able to obey simple commands such as sitting on the ground, or fetching a ball, in return for being told you're such a good boy ?

    4. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Some cats are solitairy, some arent.
      Lions, and against popular believe, house cats, aren't.

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    5. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      They aren't "difficult" to train; they can't be trained because they're rather stupid.
      Youtube disagrees with you ...

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    6. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they can't be trained because they're rather stupid

      How well can you be trained ? Would you be able to obey simple commands such as sitting on the ground, or fetching a ball, in return for being told you're such a good boy ?

      A schoolyard-grade clapback? Thanks for the laugh. Obvious cat owner, is obvious.

    7. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Comfort pets? Pff. Give me a break. Cats came to live with humans (1) because we don't compete for the same food, otherwise we would kill them as pests, and (2) cats' prey are our pests that eat our food. Thus we tolerate them living with us. For most of human history, cats weren't kept as "comfort pets" they were kept to keep the pest population from getting out of hand. The times we got rid of cats, we paid for it in disease and famine as pest populations exploded. The technical term is symbiosis, not comfort pet. .

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    8. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Megol · · Score: 1

      If joking it wasn't funny. If not it tells more about your intelligence than that of cats.

    9. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      You can call them solitary. You can call them regal. You can call them comfort pets.

      I call it dumb, and now science tends to confirm it,

      What do you mean "now"? Studies going back to pre-WWII determined that dogs are higher on the intelligence scale than cats.

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    10. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If joking it wasn't funny. If not it tells more about your intelligence than that of cats.

      Denouncing the science being presented here, along with thousands of years of companionship and observational study doesn't bode well for your intelligence either. Obvious cat owner, is obvious.

    11. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by goose-incarnated · · Score: 5, Funny

      they can't be trained because they're rather stupid

      How well can you be trained ? Would you be able to obey simple commands such as sitting on the ground, or fetching a ball, in return for being told you're such a good boy ?

      Ever seen people play sports? You're disproving your own point here.

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    12. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      There's a small difference between being a good boy for fetching a ball, or being a good boy and getting a million dollar paycheck.

    13. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 3, Funny

      They aren't "difficult" to train; they can't be trained because they're rather stupid.

      Well yeah, since they're basically the animal kingdom's foremost libertarians, so it makes sense that they're short-sighted, self-centered and dumb.

      Disclaimer: I like cats.

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    14. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they can't be trained because they're rather stupid

      How well can you be trained ? Would you be able to obey simple commands such as sitting on the ground, or fetching a ball, in return for being told you're such a good boy ?

      Ever seen people play sports? You're disproving your own point here.

      Most of the times sports people are not exceptionally smart.

    15. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      Dogs thought they were smarter than cats because they herded animals and guided people and other things and cats just lay in the sun and relaxed. Cats thought they were smarter for the very same reasons.

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    16. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't "difficult" to train; they can't be trained because they're rather stupid.

      Well yeah, since they're basically the animal kingdom's foremost libertarians, so it makes sense that they're short-sighted, self-centered and dumb.

      Disclaimer: I like cats.

      Wait a minute. We house, feed, and spoil the cats, and all they do is nap and generally enjoy life. Who's the stupid one here?

    17. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      There's a small difference between being a good boy for fetching a ball, or being a good boy and getting a million dollar paycheck.

      The outright clear majority of people playing sport do so for the 'good boy' response. They're playing for free. Your still disproving your own point, in that the smartest creatures on earth, humans, fetch a ball for recreation.

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    18. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Major_Disorder · · Score: 1

      There's a small difference between being a good boy for fetching a ball, or being a good boy and getting a million dollar paycheck.

      There really isn't. It is all just a matter of motivation. Different things motivate you from what motivates my dog, that is all.

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    19. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      You can't train a cat to sniff out bombs and you think it is dumb?

    20. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I take it, then, that you've never served in the military. Most of your basic training is teaching you how to do such things as march in step, fold your spare clothing in the same way as everybody else (at least in the Navy, don't know about other branches) follow orders and do other tasks by reflex. You can easily train dogs to do similar things, because they want to please you, but cats are harder to train because they want a physical reward, such as treats.

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    21. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      they can't be trained because they're rather stupid

      How well can you be trained ? Would you be able to obey simple commands such as sitting on the ground, or fetching a ball, in return for being told you're such a good boy ?

      Ever seen people play sports? You're disproving your own point here.

      Not really:

      1) The people who play sports are the ones who enjoy playing sports.
      2) There is no correlation between Intelligence and desire to play sports in humans - if anything, it's a negative correlation.

    22. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 3, Funny

      My cat is a communist. He insists that I provide the food and shelter on the sole basis of me having a much higher income. And he won't shut up about Mao.

    23. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      You're such a good poster. Yes you are. That's a good slashdotter.

      You were begging for this reply. ;)

    24. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for that, Green. That's awesome. ;)

    25. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by sjames · · Score: 1

      Ever seen a dog take a knee? Is that somehow superior intelligence or is it superior obedience?

    26. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      2) There is no correlation between Intelligence and desire to play sports in humans - if anything, it's a negative correlation.

      Maybe for individuals in the species. For comparisons on one species with another my comment was spot on because GP made the asinine observation that performing activity for a verbal reward is an indication of stupidity.

      I'm just pointing out that that single trait is an important characteristic of the smartest creatures on the planet. It's stupid to call a species smarter because they don't chase a ball.

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    27. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but it's just as stupid to say that a species is smarter because they DO chase a ball. Following ones interests when they conflict with social pressures is also an important characteristic in the smartest creatures on the planet.

    28. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but it's just as stupid to say that a species is smarter because they DO chase a ball.

      But I didn't say that.

      Following ones interests when they conflict with social pressures is also an important characteristic in the smartest creatures on the planet.

      Irrelevant; that is nto what cats do.

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    29. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but it's just as stupid to say that a species is smarter because they DO chase a ball.

      But I didn't say that.

      No, you didn't, but the OP did.

      Following ones interests when they conflict with social pressures is also an important characteristic in the smartest creatures on the planet.

      Irrelevant; that is nto what cats do.

      It's exactly what cats do.

    30. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Following ones interests when they conflict with social pressures is also an important characteristic in the smartest creatures on the planet.

      Irrelevant; that is nto what cats do.

      It's exactly what cats do.

      No, it's not. You are mistaking their inability to learn and solve as an unwillingness to learn and solve.

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    31. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      The idea that cats are unable to learn is completely false. If you're starting with that as the basis of your argument, your argument is not going to be valid. They just don't respond to praise the same way that dogs do, primarily because they haven't been domesticated for nearly as long, and they haven't been systematically bred to respond to praise the way dogs have. But that just means they learn differently, not that they can't learn.

    32. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      The idea that cats are unable to learn is completely false.

      I have not made that argument. I made the argument that dogs are smarter than cats.

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    33. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1
      This certainly seems to indicate that you believe cats are unable to learn and solve:

      You are mistaking their inability to learn and solve as an unwillingness to learn and solve.

      But we all phrase things poorly from time to time.

    34. Re:There's a reason we don't train Cats by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      This certainly seems to indicate that you believe cats are unable to learn and solve:

      You are mistaking their inability to learn and solve as an unwillingness to learn and solve.

      You know when we use that phrase it isn't meant as an absolute, right? "He has an inability to learn" is never taken to mean that "he" is a rock devoid of sentience.

      My position throughout the thread is that dogs are smarter than cats. Not by much, mind, but by enough to measure.

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  20. Makes me think along human lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather make friends with a loyal, intelligent person than one who is arrogant and only acts like they're smart.

  21. Re:Science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You a flat earther, bro?

  22. I doubt it by nospam007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My dog runs 200 times to fetch a stick I throw, my cat gives me the 'fuck you' look the very first time and goes for a nap.

    1. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your dog is trying to please you. The dog could really give fuckall about fetching a stick, but because he thinks you want him to, he does it, over and over, just to please you.

      You're an asshole and don't deserve your dog.

    2. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok I have a sure fire technique to get your cat to fetch.

      1) Don't use a stick cats don't want to put it in their mouths, use a small crumpled up piece of paper.
      2) At first simply play flick ball over a short distance like 1 meter with your cat he will respond slowly. (they get pretty good at this)
      3) Once your cat has started enjoying playing with 'ball' you may now launch it down a corridor and cat will bring it back
      Note: If you do this 3 or 4 times cat will eventually tell you to fuck off. and give you a "go get it yourself" look.

    3. Re: I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats play fetch with qtips and olives. My cat goes to the qtip box, takes out exactly one qtip and plays with it for as long as the ends get dirty. As soon as they get dirty she takes another one out of the box. Everytime I ask her for the qtip she would bring it to me, but does not require that I constantly throw it. If I just leave it to her she will wait for a minute that place it vertically between the fingers of her pawl and press with the other on the top, so the qtip bends and then she let's go and it flies away. Dogs can't even manipulate things with their pawls. Don't get me started which is smarter.
      My cat did a superb job as trying to explain to me how a robbery happened. And tried again when I could not understand it, multiple times over and over and gave up in frustration. She did a sequence of different vocalizations, and ear positions with over 50 distinctive tones and positions and did it at least 8 times the whole thing, then she gave up on me as I was still not getting it.

    4. Re:I doubt it by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      My dog runs 200 times to fetch a stick I throw, my cat gives me the 'fuck you' look the very first time and goes for a nap.

      Yeah? My cats will chase a laser pointer without even getting a "good boy" in return. At least the dog will chase the stick for a verbal reward. The cat will chase a laser pointer for *no* reward.

      There. See how stupid that argument is?

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    5. Re:I doubt it by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I can train a dog to fetch a stick. My mom's cat trains mom to fetch fish for her. Which one is smarter?

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    6. Re: I doubt it by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Dogs manipulate stuff with their paws all the time. They have an easier time if the front dewclaws haven't been removed.

    7. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can train a dog to fetch a stick. My mom's cat trains mom to fetch fish for her. Which one is smarter?

      Proving that fish are brinier that dogs
      (sorry!)

    8. Re:I doubt it by StormReaver · · Score: 2

      ...my cat gives me the 'fuck you' look the very first time and goes for a nap.

      I do the same thing when my boss asks me to do something.

    9. Re: I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know what she was trying to explain if you didn't understand it?

    10. Re:I doubt it by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I had some bright red pom-poms and a cat that liked to chase them and bring them back so I could throw them again. I've never seen a cat pant before or since. When she was through, she'd come back, sit a distance away, and hold the pom-pom between her front paws and under her chin.

      I've wondered whether the pom-poms were particularly bright in the infra-red. I once had that cat sniff my infrared TV remote, and I pressed a button, She flinched.

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    11. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not intelligence, your mom has been infected by toxoplamosis from the cat.

  23. Definitive test... by tlambert · · Score: 0

    Definitive test...

    1. Pretend to throw a ball
    2. Which one runs over to where you pretended to throw it?
    3. Which one looks at your hand where the ball still is, as if to say "Do you *think* I'm a dumbass?"?

    That'll tell you who is smarter.

    1. Re:Definitive test... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 2

      My cat would look at you like you're an idiot regardless of whether you really threw the ball or just faked it. I don't take that as a sign of intelligence or of stupidity. He's just a cat.

    2. Re:Definitive test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitive test...

      1. Pretend to throw a ball
      2. Which one runs over to where you pretended to throw it?
      3. Which one looks at your hand where the ball still is, as if to say "Do you *think* I'm a dumbass?"?

      That'll tell you who is smarter.

      The dog has connected your throwing motion with having a ball to chase. Dogs understand correlation.

      The cat hasn't. Cat's don't understand the correlation.

      So yeah, it does tell me which one is smarter: the dog.

      All your anthropomorphizing of your cat doesn't change that.

    3. Re:Definitive test... by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      Cats don't understand correlation? Do you have anything to support that? My own experience is that my cat very much does understand correlation. I've trained him to give me kisses at feeding time. No kisses means no food - which you might recognize as a correlation - so he gives me kisses every meal time.

      Granted, that's a single data point, so it's possible that my cat has an abnormally high intellect. But I doubt it.

    4. Re:Definitive test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats don't understand correlation? Do you have anything to support that? My own experience is that my cat very much does understand correlation. I've trained him to give me kisses at feeding time. No kisses means no food - which you might recognize as a correlation - so he gives me kisses every meal time.

      Granted, that's a single data point, so it's possible that my cat has an abnormally high intellect. But I doubt it.

      I was referring to just the circumstances of the GP post.

      GP poster seems to believe that figuring out a correlation (dog connects throwing motion with ball to chase) is dumber than not making the connection (cat).

    5. Re:Definitive test... by tlambert · · Score: 1

      I was referring to just the circumstances of the GP post.

      GP poster seems to believe that figuring out a correlation (dog connects throwing motion with ball to chase) is dumber than not making the connection (cat).

      If I *actually* trow it, the cat chases.

      If I *pretend* to throw it, it doesn't.

      The dog doesn't get the fact that correlating a motion with a ball to chase is not necessarily indicative of an actual ball existing.

      The cat does.

  24. Sounds like nonsense to me by gweihir · · Score: 1, Funny

    In particular, because neuron-count is not that important. Mu guess would be that cats just did not care to please the experimenter(s) and they are now retaliating by calling cats stupid...

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    1. Re:Sounds like nonsense to me by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      In particular, because neuron-count is not that important

      Our brains eat up 20% of the energy our body needs. If neuron count wasn't that important, we would have smaller brains, and increase our chance of survival by not having to find so much food.

    2. Re:Sounds like nonsense to me by Megol · · Score: 1

      No. Read up on evolution and evolutionary pressure. And remember that animals tend to have inactive tissue that are inherited from predecessors, think appendix*.

      (* though the appendix is nowadays considered more useful than in the past one can live without it with no obvious problems)

    3. Re:Sounds like nonsense to me by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Read up on evolution and evolutionary pressure

      That's a uselessly vague argument. Which part in particular ?

      And remember that animals tend to have inactive tissue that are inherited from predecessors, think appendix*.

      Evolutionary pressure is for a large part driven by energy requirements. The brain is a huge energy drain, even when you're just sitting doing nothing. In comparison, the appendix takes hardly any energy at all. There would be very little pressure to get rid of the appendix (especially not since it appear to serve some purpose).

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    4. Re:Sounds like nonsense to me by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You vastly overestimate the quality level of evolutionary optimization.

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    5. Re:Sounds like nonsense to me by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      20% of the energy needs is not a subtle difference that requires a high level of optimization. Just cutting it down to 19% would make a huge difference in survival chances during a famine, which have been fairly common in our ancestor's history. In fact, during our ancestor's history, the brains went through a phase of rapid growth. The extra advantage of the bigger brain must have outweighed the extra energy consumption, since it would have been trivial to avoid going down that path.

    6. Re:Sounds like nonsense to me by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I re-iterate: You massively overestimate what evolutionary optimization can do. Maybe read some literature on the subject before claiming complete nonsense?

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  25. All creatures are intelligence constrained. by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    It seems only humans lack the characteristics which minimize that problem.

  26. Are you a cat lover? A dog lover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing wrong with either, but I prefer a veal.

    1. Re: Are you a cat lover? A dog lover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing wrong with either, but I prefer a veal

      A veal what?

      Come back when you can speak English.

  27. Re:Science? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    if you think basic research is useless, you're the fool not the scientists.

    And FFS this is a news for nerds website, so science is always on topic.

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  28. They're as smart as they need be by dhaen · · Score: 2

    Each specie has evolved to be as smart as it needs to be, any further would be a waste of resources. Both cats and dogs may have evolved a little faster since they hitched a ride on human civilisation.

    1. Re:They're as smart as they need be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the beginning of your statement were true humans would have stopped gaining intelligence and actually started reversing intelligence instead of... oh, wait, you're right. Carry on.

    2. Re:They're as smart as they need be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Each specie

      "Species" - singular and plural are identical, like "deer".

      "Specie" refers to money.

  29. A scientist once told me this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cats rule, dogs drool.

    Seems like a solid theory to me.

    1. Re:A scientist once told me this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now a scientist is telling you that you were fooled! What are you going to do?

    2. Re:A scientist once told me this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Become a pet-science denier.

  30. Re: Science? by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

    I find it strange that youâ(TM)re posting on /. when you donâ(TM)t find basic science useful nor interesting. Reading articles about scientific papers will almost always dumb down and miss the point of the original study. Neurology is one field where thereâ(TM)s a lot of research to be done, so studies like this actually have a lot of value (and the academic in me would argue that any study that expands human understanding of the world is worthwhile).

      Journalists rarely understand the science they report on and even when they do, they have to frame the story in such a way that people will read it. Hence you get misleading and inaccurate headlines like, âoeDogs are smarter than cats.â Most people here, even when theyâ(TM)re pretending to argue in favor of their favorite pet, realize thatâ(TM)s not the point or conclusion of the actual study.

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  31. Domestic Animals by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

    I find it odd that theyâ(TM)re comparing domestic pets to wild relatives. The truly dumb domestic animals are livestock and horses. That their wild relatives are equally dumb is what made them so easy to domesticate in the first place.

    When comparing the domestic vs. the wild, intelligence is the wrong comparison. Social ability and paedomorphesis are where the true comparisons can be made.

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    1. Re:Domestic Animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've met some pretty clever cows.

  32. Humans came to live with cats by Kludge · · Score: 2

    Cats came to live with humans? Pff. Give me a break. Cats discovered knuckle dragging humans and made humans their slaves. Humans now feed cats, open the door for them, rub them, open the door for them, and feed them to curry favor with the higher life forms known as cats.

    -Max the Cat

    1. Re:Humans came to live with cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget about cleaning the litter box...

    2. Re:Humans came to live with cats by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Both our current cats like to snuggle down with us under the covers sometimes. One knows how to dig into the covers. The other pokes my wife in the nose until she holds up the covers for the cat. Problem-solving in action.

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    3. Re:Humans came to live with cats by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      It's neither. Toxoplasma gondii is the true mastermind. It is a parasite capable of mind control, it uses cats as vessels. When it infect rodents, it manipulates them so that they don't hide from cats and get eaten. It can also infect humans, causing a disease called toxoplasmosis.

      Nearly 50% of all people are infected, and most people don't know about it, because it doesn't seem to cause any symptom. Still we are strangely attracted to cats, don't you think?

  33. Dogs: Shit Eating Beasts by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    This all must explain why our dog is continually raiding the litter box. We have seven cats and a dog, and the dog is always grabbing 'snacks' that the cats leave behind for her.

    1. Re:Dogs: Shit Eating Beasts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our dogs do the same, and eat each others shit as it's being ejected. That's the reason dog owners are supposed to pick up their dogs poo when walking them on trails where coyotes or other wildlife roams... The dogs poo is attractive to other animals but is unhealthy for them because of their usual diet of store bought dog food.

    2. Re:Dogs: Shit Eating Beasts by Urinal+Pube · · Score: 1

      That must make scooping the box a breeze.

  34. ...but not my dog by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    I've seen her frighten herself by catching her foot on the boot tray in which her food bowl sits, scattering food everywhere and leaving her too disturbed to eat for an hour.

    She's incapable of learning to fetch, where anything that isn't actively moving isn't worth chasing, let alone retrieving.

    There are some dog IQ tests out there, and she failed every one: Example: Show the dog a treat, place the treat on the floor and cover with a plastic cup. She looked at it, sniffed all the way around, then looked up and whined.

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  35. Dogs want fun by unfortunateson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There has to be some level of entertainment for the dog too: My previous dog would carry tennis balls to the top of the stairs in order to drop them and chase them. No owner reward at all. Current dog won't fetch anything, even for a reward. If it's not moving, it has no interest at all: she only wants the chase.

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    1. Re:Dogs want fun by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      My cat likes to play with string. Or rather, he likes to watch me dangling string in front of him. He used to chase it, but then realized that if he just sits still it will eventually come to him. All of the entertainment, none of the effort.

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  36. Re:So why is it so ard to tell a dog where to shit by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    It really isn't.

    They hold it easily for a work day, and understand "if you wanna go, you really gotta go now, we're going inside" (if given a code word).

    They're even willing to learn to go in less than ideal settings (hard surface).

    Try training a cat to only shit when you want it to, and within 15 minutes, on a hard surface.

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  37. This is millennial science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing in the findings denote what the article claims. The brain and thinking are more complex than just what amounts to 'bigger brain'!. Millennials are incapable of going beyond the surface, it's part of the reason tech is such a mess currently. Heaven help us when they are the only ones left. Break out the Brawndo. . .

  38. Bow down to our blue whale overlords! by EnOne · · Score: 1

    I would prefer a neurons/gram or neurons/ounce because the Blue Whale probably has the most cortical neurons.

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  39. Some cats are clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of my cats figured out how to close my netscape browser on my old iMac (Mac os 9 days) at age 2. He did it when I was ignoring him and he wanted attention. He could move the mouse and actually close it. I've never seen a dog do that.

    1. Re:Some cats are clever by cstacy · · Score: 1

      One of my cats figured out how to close my netscape browser on my old iMac (Mac os 9 days) at age 2. He did it when I was ignoring him and he wanted attention. He could move the mouse and actually close it. I've never seen a dog do that.

      See all those posts from ACs? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    2. Re:Some cats are clever by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      AC = Anonymous Cat/Canine

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    3. Re:Some cats are clever by PPH · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a dog do that.

      My dog is too smart to mess with my laptop. He knows who feeds him.

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  40. duh by smithcl8 · · Score: 1

    I've never seen a cat leading a blind man or a Kitty Cop searching for drugs.

  41. Cats are lazy, needy, greedy, and lack empathy by matthewcharles2006 · · Score: 1

    Traits which people generally confuse with intelligence.

  42. The nature of confusion without knowledge by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    You may be confusing "smart" and "dumb" with instinct driven behavioural[sic] patterns in this case.

    And you may be confusing "instinct driven behavioral patterns" with smart and dumb in this case.

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  43. Re:Border Collie / Black Lab Mix by ThatNakedGuy · · Score: 1

    I had a border collie/black labrador mix. This was the smartest non-human animal I have ever known. He was also manipulative and sometimes an asshole.
    For example, he would go to the door and signal when he needed to go outside to pee (no one taught him this). One day he wanted to lay on the couch but there was no room for him, so he went to the door and signaled. Someone got up from the couch and opened the door for him. He quickly ran and sat on the vacant spot on the couch. He then made a facial expression that seemed to communicate "ha ha dumbass I got your spot." We let him stay there.
    He also understood the english language, not just command words but naturally spoken phrases. No one taught him that. He was a doggie Einstein.

  44. Fail. You're anthropomorphizing. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    there are hundreds [of studies] demonstrating dogs solving problems that cats may not care to solve.

    FTFY. Also:

    I do not think there are any studies demonstrating cats solving a problem that dogs cannot

    Cats evolved in such a way as to have solved the problem of keeping small rodents down. Dogs have not. In addition, as a single data point, cats have evolved to address the problem of being annoying to me, and likely others –whereas dogs annoy me because they are demanding, loud, drooly, and smelly. Most cats don't need to be "trained" to use a litter box. They just use them the first time you drop them in one, or just show them where it is. Not saying this makes them smarter (although it tends to look that way), but it sure as heck makes them less annoying than an animal that has to be taken for a walk or let out and in again.

    Bottom line, we don't know how smart these animals are – either species – because we can't communicate with them in a way that gives us those answers. Counting neurons is disingenuous; there are people with smaller neuron counts that are obviously "smarter" than people with larger neuron counts. At some point it becomes an issue of plasticity and topology. There are neural networks that can outperform humans at various tasks; go, for instance. Are those networks smarter than people are? Think about that very carefully before you answer.

    While you're at it, think about the number of, and relative complexity of, neural networks it requires to run a simpler, smaller body, with smaller, simpler organs, fewer nerve endings, etc. You want to be very careful if you're counting neurons and making sweeping generalizations about "cats" and "dogs" and "people."

    Okay, mercy: here's the answer: We don't know. Because we can't measure how smart people are very well, we don't even know what it is. "IQ" is a very weak metric, for instance. All we can do is make assumptions based on performance. But that means we have to be able to evaluate performance as it relates to intelligence... and that's a very iffy road to assume you have mapped with an animal that can't (or won't, in the case of some humans) talk to you, and as far as anyone has been able to tell with felines, really doesn't care what you want anyway. If you want to train a cat, you need to figure out what it wants, and that doesn't appear to be a thing we've figured out very much at all.

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    1. Re:Fail. You're anthropomorphizing. by nasch · · Score: 1

      Cats evolved in such a way as to have solved the problem of keeping small rodents down. Dogs have not.

      There are various breeds of dog specifically bred to hunt rodents.

      https://pethelpful.com/dogs/To...

    2. Re:Fail. You're anthropomorphizing. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      IQ is the single best predictive metric of 'success in life' known. It's not perfect, but it's a very _strong_ metric.

      Hard nosed studies of buzz phrases like 'EQ' (Emotional intelligence) shows them to _not_exist_ as distinct from IQ.

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    3. Re:Fail. You're anthropomorphizing. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      IQ is ridiculously culturally and educationally relative. Just for two of its more severe problems.

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  45. Anecdotal evidence by shellster_dude · · Score: 1

    In my experience (and I do not like dogs), certain breeds of dogs have the capacity to far exceed cats in terms of intelligence, but on average, I'd say the average cat is smarter than the average dog. There is also a huge range of intelligence across both cats and dogs. I think cats tend to innately exercise the full capacity of their intelligence a lot more than dogs. Dogs, often tend to be fairly lazy about using their problem solving skills unless they are trained to. I believe this is mostly due to domestic cats descending from solitary animals and needing to use their whits a lot more to survive.

  46. Cat's are brilliant at being cats. Ya know?

    Just like I tell my short kid; you are tall enough for your feet to reach the ground ...

  47. This doesn't work, guys by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    The study found that dogs have about 530 million cortical neurons while cats have about 250 million.

    and, on the other hand,

    carnivores have about the same ratio of neurons to brain size as that of herbivores.... The ratios of brain size to body weight of the domestic species they analyzed -- ferret, cat and dog -- did not scale in a significantly different manner from those of their wild relatives

    We have one statement about the absolute number of cortical neurons by species. We have one statement about the ratio of neurons to brain size. We have one statement that implies that brain size relates to body weight.

    When we're talking about dogs, do we mean those little fit-in-the-purse dogs, or St. Bernards? Not only is the average dog a lot bigger than the average cat, the body size, the range in dog size is tremendous, while domestic cats have a much smaller variance.

    We have a reasonably constant ratio of brain mass to body mass, and brain mass to total neurons. The average St. Bernard is maybe twenty times the body mass of an average housecat, and would therefore be expected to have twenty times the neurons. This needs explanation.

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  48. Why should this spark a cats vs dogs argument? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think people love cats and dogs based on their intelligence.

  49. What about synapse density? by AngelFrog · · Score: 1

    I am not a neuro-scientist by any stretch but...I think I remember something about the number of synapses being very important. I understand that more neurones means more possibility of synapses but would it be possible for say... a cat to have 3 times the density than a dog would have with half as many neurones? Would that have an effect on intelligence? I'm a dog person my self (love cats too but allergic to them so I try to stay away). Just curiosity.

  50. Social Skills by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Both animals are predators. As animals, the only thing that really matters is success in their particular niche.

    Exactly and because dogs have evolved to hunt in a pack while cats hunt alone dogs have to be brainier in order to coordinate their actions enough to be able to hunt effectively as a pack which requires communication and trust which in turn requires a high degree of intelligence. Depending on whom you believe some models of the evolution of human intelligence link it to the development of social skills and certainly there seems to be some correlation: elephants, dolphins, rats etc. are all regarded as highly intelligent and are social.

    The ability to communicate and to grasp abstract concepts like anger, pain, hunger etc. is essential to both having large social groups and to intelligence. Cats are successful hunters not, primarily, because of their intelligence, but because of their natural weaponry, speed and agility. They don't rely on their intelligence to hunt as much as dogs - or indeed humans - do and so unsurprisingly they are not as intelligent because they do not need to be.

    1. Re: Social Skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cat is able to look, find and use a (non-obvious, to animals that is) way around an obstacle to get near a target of interest, while (most) dogs are barkingly remaining in front of it.

    2. Re: Social Skills by nasch · · Score: 1

      In my observation cats do seem to have really well developed spatial reasoning. Which makes sense, they're good at figuring out how and where to stalk their prey.

    3. Re:Social Skills by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I've seen domestic cats team hunt.

      But it's a pure instinct, they are almost incapable of learning, born with their behaviors. All it takes is mom cat giving them a few half dead vermin while young and they take to hunting like ducks to water.

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    4. Re: Social Skills by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Not so much. My dog has a pet cat that always goes out the cat door, then gets trapped under the eaves by the rain. Pitiful wailing results. Too stupid to retrace its steps.

      On the other hand, my dog knows 'the long way' perfectly. Particularly if there's one of his cats out there to chase. He also knows not to catch them, just chase them.

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  51. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Show me any animal, of any species other than man, that can play chess or checkers

    The parameters for which I would say that an animal can play chess are as follows: 1) recognition of all pieces, which includes both the ability to move any piece in a legal manner without being instructed on either what piece to move or where to move it to, and awareness of what constitutes an illegal move; 2) recognizing the turn-based structure of the game, and knowing when it appropriate to take a turn; 3) recognizing a win/loss condition as the end of that game, and; 4) ability to eventually generalize experiences learned from enough instances of (3) to play a stronger game in the long run.

  52. Size isn't everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rats and mice display similar levels of practical intelligence, even though rats have bigger brains.

    It turns out that good portion of those additional cells are spent managing the physiology from the expanded body payload.

  53. ALl dogs are wolves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nto mongoose, raccoon, hyena, lion or brown bear

  54. Re: Science? by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    It's because I like cats AND dogs that the idea of someone slicing them up for "science" bothers me. No matter what the study says, it's an apples and oranges issue. Dogs are better at some things and cats others. Suppose it's a job for somebody.

  55. New porn category? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I was able to train him to......come in less than half a day. I never saw anything quite like it.

  56. What about Parrots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My African Grey will call my dog to his cage, scold him and then laugh, the dog falls for it every time.
    She has a large vocabulary can use tools and is pretty good at figuring out puzzles.

  57. Re:Border Collie / Black Lab Mix by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    I had a border collie/black labrador mix. This was the smartest non-human animal I have ever known. He was also manipulative and sometimes an asshole.

    My dog knew I was the alpha and that I didn't take any shit from dog. My friend's german shepard bit me one day and, since my mate was ok with it, I bit the dog back until it yelped - the look of surprise on the dogs face was - 'ok, I won't do that again' - from then on the dog was completely submissive.

    I think dogs need to be put in their place so that they interact with people respectfully.

    For example, he would go to the door and signal when he needed to go outside to pee (no one taught him this).

    Yeah, my BC required very little training too. I even squared of a corner of yard and told it 'poo here' and it did, no poo anywhere else in the yard.

    One day he wanted to lay on the couch but there was no room for him, so he went to the door and signaled. Someone got up from the couch and opened the door for him. He quickly ran and sat on the vacant spot on the couch. He then made a facial expression that seemed to communicate "ha ha dumbass I got your spot." We let him stay there.

    I think you have to say 'get the fuck off my lounge' and make it clear in no uncertain terms that you are the alpha and you will not be fucked with. I never let my dog into the main house, laundry is as far as you come and you sleep outside (except when winter was really cold - then sleep in the laundry). Never ever ever is a dog allowed in the kitchen or where the humans chill, and never ever on in or anywhere near a human bed room, it's out of bounds for dogs.

    He also understood the english language, not just command words but naturally spoken phrases. No one taught him that. He was a doggie Einstein.

    Yeah, same. I would make up all sorts of dog games. Once I accidentally locked her in the garage (she was asleep) before dinner and she couldn't get out when I called her. Nothing more pathetic than going up to railway workers and saying have you seen a black and white collie about so big and the knowing look of how shit it is when your dog goes missing. Well when I opened up the garage door and there she was, in no uncertain terms, I got told off by my dog, the look, no bark but arrrrRRRRrrrRRRrrRRRRrrrRR and you better apologize for locking me in here, which I did and then gave her two dinners - after which she fell asleep and all was forgotten.

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  58. Toxoplasmosis by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Cmon, you snowflakes have no viable argument against cats.

    They climb fences into other peoples yards where they don't belong, which is complete irresponsible cat ownership. They kill native bird species, lizzards and anything else because that is their instinctive nature - to hunt.

    The biggest problem with cats are the owners in complete denial about the cat's most basic instinct to hunt and kill and letting them roam freely. As opposed to dogs which are much easier to control, it is completely inappropriate for someone's cat to be outside a house because of how easily they can climb. Therefore it is a valid consideration to trap cats coming onto your property because the owners have no control over where the cat roams with their toxoplasmosis.

    On the whole though, I do like domesticated cats, they are funny creatures. Generally cat owners do not take responsibility for controlling their pets, which is not the cat's fault, however it is the biggest problem with cats, irresponsible cat ownership.

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    1. Re:Toxoplasmosis by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I won't have a cat, but I let my dog adopt some. I'll talk to him about responsible cat ownership.

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    2. Re:Toxoplasmosis by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      I just spat my tea all over my monitor from laughing when I saw that.

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  59. Re:Border Collie / Black Lab Mix by ThatNakedGuy · · Score: 1

    In general I agree that dogs must be kept in their place and be submissive to their owners.
    I also have bitten pets before. A pet cat bit me once and I bit it back, the cat's facial expression was like "OMG WTF!"
    But the particular dog I mentioned was an exception. He was special, and deserving of some privileges usually reserved for humans. He was more than a pet, he was a friend.

  60. What about Trump? by martinfb · · Score: 1

    I'll bet that even small cats have more "grey matter" than Mr Trump!
    Which, while tends to not be directly correlated to intelligence, does reduce the chances of any intelligence at all!

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  61. Dogs have the most neurons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... maybe but cat neurons are twice as smart.

  62. Meow by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    There are various breeds of dog specifically bred to hunt rodents.

    There are. Unfortunately, this also contributes to making them near-intolerable companions: yappy, high-strung, and smelly.

    Cats manage to be both pleasant to be around, and death on toast to rodents.

    I'll stick with 'em. :)

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    1. Re:Meow by nasch · · Score: 1

      That is one thing I really appreciate about cats: they smell from neutral to pleasant.