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Man, Seeking New Copy of Windows 7 After Forced Windows 10 Upgrade, Sues Microsoft (bleepingcomputer.com)

Catalin Cimpanu, writing for BleepingComputer: An Albuquerque man has sued Microsoft and its CEO -- Satya Nadella -- seeking a fresh copy of Windows 7 or $600 million in damages. According to a civil complaint filed last week on February 14, Frank K. Dickman Jr. of Albuquerque, New Mexico, is suing Microsoft because of a botched forced Windows 10 upgrade. "I own a ASUS 54L laptop computer which has an OEM license for Windows Version 7," Dickman's claim reads. "The computer was upgraded to Windows Version 10 and became non-functional immediately. The upgrade deleted the cached, or backup, version of Windows 7." Dickman says that the laptop's original OEM vendor is "untrustworthy," hence, he cannot obtain a legitimate copy of Windows 7 to downgrade his laptop.

357 comments

  1. $600 million by fred6666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    about 0 chances of winning

    1. Re:$600 million by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But the second prize is .....

      Oh, you're correct.

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    2. Re:$600 million by alvinrod · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the $600 million is so Microsoft just rolls over and gives him a Windows 7 key. As easy as this would be to defend in court, I have a feeling that the lawyers would love nothing more than to drag it out long enough to bill at least a reasonable fraction of that $600 million for their own efforts.

    3. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't there some kind of legal precedent against making enormous claims of this sort? At the most I'd guess he should be entitled to the value of a new laptop + legal fees (IANAL).

    4. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I was thinking, but I also anal, so....

    5. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4

      This makes no sense. He has a Windows 7 key. It came with the laptop. Download the Win7 iso and re-install. Frivolous lawsuits like this are why we can't have nice things.

    6. Re:$600 million by mikael · · Score: 0

      Or just go looking around the second hand PC stores for a system with a Windows7 key. Quite literally, I would see shops and stores throwing the empty PC case along with the Windows license key glued on the side.

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    7. Re:$600 million by Calydor · · Score: 5, Informative

      I may be wrong, but I think once you(r computer on its own) upgrade to Win10, your Win7 key is listed on Microsoft's activation servers as no longer valid. Thus you might install Win7, but you can't activate it.

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    8. Re:$600 million by Jeremi · · Score: 0

      Or just go looking around the second hand PC stores for a system with a Windows7 key. Quite literally, I would see shops and stores throwing the empty PC case along with the Windows license key glued on the side.

      Ah, but that would be copyright infringement, and as Microsoft loves to remind us, copyright infringement is THEFT!

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    9. Re:$600 million by Immerman · · Score: 1

      No it wouldn't. At least, not assuming that you downloaded your nice fresh copy of Windows 7 (sans license) free from Microsoft. Microsoft's usage licensing has nothing to do with copyright.

      Meanwhile, that license key glued to the case is likely useless for anything other than the motherboard that originally came in that case, since OEM licenses are generally non-transferable to new hardware, though you may luck into a sympathetic license management technician if you call Microsoft.

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    10. Re:$600 million by VanGarrett · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OEM Windows keys won't activate a Retail copy of Windows. It'd actually be a hell of a lot easier for him to just use the manufacturer's installer. The OEM version of Windows has a simplified activation procedure, and the last time I had to do an install using it, I didn't even need to type in the key.

    11. Re: $600 million by moronoxyd · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. You can still go back to the previous version.

    12. Re:$600 million by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Same odds as Man Seeking Woman

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    13. Re:$600 million by Calydor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Microsoft disagrees:

      https://yro.slashdot.org/story...

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    14. Re:$600 million by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Not even had he sued Asus, which would have been the most logical choice.
      It's just another attenion whore.

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    15. Re: $600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you use Windows 10. Which is nonfictional on his computer.

    16. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Independent computer stores often have windows disks that will install any retail or OEM version of windows 7, to match the key you have (or found on a junk PC). I've been photographing the key stickers on machines that IT scraps for quite a while.

    17. Re:$600 million by Xenx · · Score: 2

      Except, the reasons behind that are different have nothing to do with what they were talking about.

    18. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like the photographer that sued Getty Images for $1 billion.

    19. Re: $600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it wont activate online, you can usually go through the telephone based activation and it will work.

      Source: done it many times for friends.

    20. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The BIOS on that computer has a SLIC 2.1 certificate meaning with any OEM Windows 7 ISO it will activate with the accompanying OEM SLP key and certificate. It doesn't even need to connect to the internet or talk to Microsoft's activation servers. A google search of SLIC 2.1 certificate will get these pretty quickly for all major brands in the top result.

    21. Re:$600 million by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      OEM Windows keys won't activate a Retail copy of Windows. It'd actually be a hell of a lot easier for him to just use the manufacturer's installer.

      Sounds like this particular computer didn't come with restore media -- it had one of those extra hard drive partitions you were supposed to restore from in the event of a Windows issue.

      "The computer was upgraded to Windows Version 10 and became non-functional immediately. The upgrade deleted the cached, or backup, version of Windows 7."

      Fat lot of good that does the consumer if the hard drive itself fails.

    22. Re:$600 million by karnal · · Score: 3, Informative

      HP is even more fun with this. they'll let you back up to either a USB stick or a set of CDs ONCE. Then lock you out from ever backing up that partition again.

      There are ways around this, but it's still annoying.

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    23. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just go looking around the second hand PC stores for a system with a Windows7 key. Quite literally, I would see shops and stores throwing the empty PC case along with the Windows license key glued on the side.

      I think when you activate a Windows license, the activation server binds it to the hardware of the system. The ID of the CPU, the make of the motherboard, MAC addresses of network cards, serial numbers of hard drives, etc. You can upgrade pieces of your system incrementally, but if too much changes at once the license no longer works. An empty case with a used license would be useless.

    24. Re:$600 million by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      In the USA with the fucked up jury system?
      Probably close to 100% chance of winning.

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    25. Re:$600 million by antdude · · Score: 1

      Which Windows discs are those to use any retail and OEM keys?

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    26. Re: $600 million by nachtelfjeiu · · Score: 1

      Only if you use Windows 10. Which is nonfictional on his computer. Windows 10 is always fictional.

    27. Re: $600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can thank auto next word for that. And this.
      The only reason why we have the app is the fact it doesn't have the internet connection with Facebook app and Facebook is not very good at all this app is.

    28. Re:$600 million by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      I rolled mine back to 7 after the 10 upgrade borked my system. Full delete and reinstall.

      [John]

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    29. Re: $600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming the failed Windows 10 install didn't mess with that.

    30. Re:$600 million by fat_mike · · Score: 0

      Here's the thing though, Microsoft gave users plenty of options to not upgrade to the free Windows 10 upgrade. I believe at least a year. PEBKAC.

    31. Re:$600 million by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Common sense says you are correct.

      Microsoft's OEM license disagrees with you - OEM licenses are tied to the hardware they are shipped with. The reasoning is that they give the OEMs a price break because of this restriction.

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    32. Re:$600 million by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Far more likely fishing for a class action, consider it legal advertising, prior to opening it up. So anyone else want to join in?

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    33. Re:$600 million by lpq · · Score: 1

      MS has already relented in some cases. As for $$ payout, well...that'd be another story, however, it is precedent to have unreasonable fines against people in US, and corps have pushed for equal rights w/people, so maybe it could happen?

    34. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft requires this as part of their license, backed up by stupid copyright law.
      Dell, HP, and Lenovo don't do it to be mean.

    35. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are ways around this, but it's still annoying.

      like dd for partition table, MBR, and that partition ?

    36. Re:$600 million by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Banks are some of the institutions which won't switch to Windows 10 any time soon.

    37. Re: $600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you missed the part where clicking anything counted as "Yes install Windows 10."

      The only option was to catch it before it auto updates, delete the update and disable Windows Update for the year.

      You had to disable updates because even if you set it to ignore the Windows 10 upgrade the next update would undo that.

    38. Re:$600 million by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Why would you need more than one set of DVDs to duplicate?

    39. Re: $600 million by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      It doesn't. It's in hardware. You'd have to lose the motherboard.

    40. Re:$600 million by messymerry · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I did that. I have 2 legitimate windows 7 keys and Microlimp rejected both of them. It was either give up or call the bastards. I gave up. Thank goodness I am almost totally free of M$ today. Linux rocks!

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    41. Re:$600 million by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I support him in his lawsuit, but $600 Million is unreasonble. Reduce the damages to the cost of getting a comparable laptop with same approximate age and condition and technical specs and Windows 7 installed on it PLUS man-hours reimbursment to hire a technician to get all his software and files working from backups on the substitute system.

    42. Re:$600 million by mysidia · · Score: 1

      New systems from major OEMs like Dell have "stickers on them", but Windows activation servers will not accept the serial number on that sticker to activate Windows ---- A legitimate system with the OEM's media activates through a special method that involves a BIOS "Tattoo" containing an activation token ----- And the product key on the actual sticker is made Inactive as an anti-piracy measure.

    43. Re:$600 million by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's the thing though, Microsoft gave users plenty of options to not upgrade to the free Windows 10 upgrade. I believe at least a year. PEBKAC.

      Microsoft didn't give users plenty of options to not upgrade to the free Windows 10 upgrade. The options that Microsoft gave, especially towards the end of the pre-release period for Win10, were that could upgrade now or later. I had to use a 3rd party application to keep them from forcibly upgrading an old Win7 box of mine whose hardware wasn't up to running Win10. I hear that towards the end, legal threats and general bad PR got them to make a public show of backing off on the "Do you want to upgrade now or later?" push, but I don't remember hearing any reports that they actually got around to having it so you could refuse the upgrade without deliberately blocking several updates among other measures, because they did things like relabel the relevant updates and those updates had their traditional vague descriptions that gave no indication that they would attempt to forcibly upgrade you.

      The general theory I remember was that M$ was doing all of this to forcibly inflate the numbers early on for Win10...

    44. Re:$600 million by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      I support him in his lawsuit, but $600 Million is unreasonble. Reduce the damages to the cost of getting a comparable laptop with same approximate age and condition and technical specs and Windows 7 installed on it PLUS man-hours reimbursment to hire a technician to get all his software and files working from backups on the substitute system.

      I actually suspect that the monetary sum is deliberately intended to be unreasonable--especially since what you list is probably damn near impossible to obtain.

    45. Re:$600 million by Immerman · · Score: 1

      So where's the disagreement? As I said, the license code off an old PC case sticker is almost certainly going to be useless for anything else. And without a valid license code, so will that shiny new copy of Windows you just downloaded from Microsoft.

      No copyright infringement or license violations involved, unless you get lucky enough to fraudulently convince a license technician that the code you copied from the sticker should actually be re-bound to new hardware.

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    46. Re: $600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case your son finds the DVD and thinks it's a fun toy, breaking the DVD

    47. Re:$600 million by jimtheowl · · Score: 1

      You don't, until one of those DVD's gets lost or damaged.

    48. Re:$600 million by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      I may be wrong, but I think once you(r computer on its own) upgrade to Win10, your Win7 key is listed on Microsoft's activation servers as no longer valid. Thus you might install Win7, but you can't activate it.

      You can use Win7 as long as you use it on the same system it was installed on.

      For NT, W2K and assuming since. There is/was a number system that was taken away from until it was considered a new system. Why one always claims a network card as it adds a point; a CPU counts at 2 points. I think the base number was 8.

      I added drivers to my Win7 until it up and called itself illegal (I was changing out the mother board and was going to lose the OS).

    49. Re: $600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought $600 million *is* for a new laptop + legal fees.

    50. Re: $600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      been waiting for this. now upgrade to class action

    51. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How? It's an OEM copy, not retail. Where would he get the ISO from? Apparently ASUS isn't being helpful.

    52. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dell doesn't do that. I've made restore media for my Alienware several times and had no problem.

    53. Re: $600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I worked in MS tech support at the time. It was pretty bad.

    54. Re: $600 million by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      OEM Windows keys won't activate a Retail copy of Windows

      As there is just generally one official, downloadable .iso for (for example) "Win8.1 Pro 64bit" or "Win7 Home 32bit" and they happily accept OEM keys, isn't that a moot point? (in fact, is it even correct at all?)

    55. Re: $600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh huh. That all happened.

    56. Re:$600 million by mysidia · · Score: 1

      especially since what you list is probably damn near impossible to obtain.

      Why would you think that? There is a thriving aftermarket for used/refurbished PCs and laptops, and you just need to find one that is the same or slightly newer and better than the old one ---- "A brand new unit can be purchased for less than $2000" would be all you need to dismiss the outlandish claim that the One-of-A-Kind Windows 7 install was worth $600 Million; You can go to a local shop or eBay and pick one up --- If it's listed as Windows 10 by a large seller, then contact the seller and post a question to ask if they have a similar unit with Windows 7 available.

      You just find a comparable PC listed as running Windows 7 ---- newer versions of Windows are still unpopular with a large crowd, so people are still selling devices that have Windows 7 on them that came with Windows 7 or that will come with an OEM Windows 7.

    57. Re: $600 million by Bayowolf · · Score: 0

      Fictional? I'm using it right now!

    58. Re:$600 million by Vertigo+Acid · · Score: 1

      What makes you believe that those keys you're taking pictures of are any more valid than just getting one from a keygen? They're locked to the machine in question. No, not from a technological perspective, but yes from a licensing perspective. Either way you're in violation of the license agreement

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    59. Re:$600 million by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      Or, you know, you could admit that it costs you, what with being Microsoft and the owners of Win7, a grand total of $0 on the materials end (and a negligible amount of manhours) to provide him with the installation image and a working activation key and just give him that. Read the summary, that's his alternate request--just a copy of Win7 that he can activate on already-owned hardware.

      Plus, you're assuming his laptop is still recent enough to be available on the used and referb market. My experience with ASUS makes me suspect it's not.

    60. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool and where does he get the Asus OEM copy of Windows 7 from? He already said Asus wouldn't provide it to him.

    61. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if can do the same thing with my copy of Windows ME?

    62. Re:$600 million by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Plus, you're assuming his laptop is still recent enough to be available on the used and referb market. My experience with ASUS makes me suspect it's not.

      It doesn't matter whether his SPECIFIC model is still available or not --- same deal if someone destroyed your brand new car and the same replacement model was not available, the defendant will be able to supply the cost of a "Like Kind" model from another manufacturer as equivalent, and the plaintiff cannot refuse that equivalent (Unless they can show something functionally wrong with it).... even if Microsoft had physically destroyed his laptop, and the only guy still selling that ASUS Model wanted $1 Billion for it, he'd be in no position to obtain Specific Performance. Microsoft could simply price him a Dell Inspiron or Lenovo one year newer with the same approximate condition, remaining warranty, and slightly better technical specs regarding CPU, Memory, Graphics, Disk space --- plus the service of getting his applications and data recovered from the damage.

    63. Re:$600 million by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      ASUS is based in Taiwan, and thus harder for him to sue.

    64. Re: $600 million by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      I think that he is entitled to the Geek Squad coming in, backing up his computer, and restoring his system back to what he had working with his data.

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    65. Re:$600 million by MercTech · · Score: 1

      It seems that if you did the free upgrade; your key is invalidated in Microsoft's database.

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    66. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      about 100% chance of winning.

    67. Re:$600 million by karnal · · Score: 1

      It's actually just a registry flag for the software. For a normal consumer though? That's rough. As said below, someone loses one of the cds or dvds... or the USB drive gets lost/overwritten etc.

      One backup in one location is not enough. If it was an online backup, perhaps. And I guess you could be smart and just make an iso out of the dvd and save, but it's one more step that just lends itself to not being done by a consumer.

      I honestly think there should be some way for the manufacturers to provide the images as a value add in either a support contract or as a one time support charge.

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    68. Re:$600 million by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is a violation of the Microsoft OEM license agreement. The license that you just dumpster-dived is tied to the hardware found in the dumpster. Microsoft says you can't use it on anything else but that specific hardware. So as long as you use that machine that was tossed, you're all set.

      It doesn't matter if it's "useless" for anything else. The OEM license agreement ties that key to the machine the sticker is on, and not just the case - the OEM agreement says that it must be a hard disk or motherboard / CPU. Just because you can use it due to their not being some even more draconian measure locking it up, doesn't mean that it isn't a violation of the (bullshit) agreement.

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    69. Re:$600 million by mysidia · · Score: 1

      what with being Microsoft and the owners of Win7, a grand total of $0 on the materials end

      Pretty sure printing a CD and license key costs more than $0 in materials and process setup.

      Also Microsoft in the US maybe doesn't have the legal right to distribute a copy of Windows 7; i'm guessing
      those rights are rights of their international unit that owns the software IP.... if they simply ignored it, then the IRS could
      come knocking at their door demanding to disallow many $$$ worth of past deductions --- and if company policy
      is they don't sell Win7 anymore, then their overseas unit may have well have rescinded the US company's
      right to even distribute a copy of Win7... now how are they supposed to keep Pirates inline if they pirate their own partner companies' software?

    70. Re: $600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sue Asus

    71. Re:$600 million by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Point being: You made the one 'allowed' set and duplicated it two or three times.

    72. Re:$600 million by jimtheowl · · Score: 1

      I am going to assume that you have never done this.

      I have a set of seven (7) DVDs for an HP Pavillon dv7 laptop for Windows 7 Home edition. I have not idea why it takes so many (crapware on top of crapware?), but it was tedious enough to make one set. One would have to be really diligent to make an extra copy, and the license likely prohibits it.

      There is no way I would make make two, let alone 3 copies of that.

    73. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you haven't gone looking for a Win 7 ISO from MS in recent years. Just FYI, MS pulled those in 2015 when the whole Win 10 madness started. Why offer people an older OS when you're forcibly upgrading everybody in the world?

    74. Re:$600 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The $1 Billion seemed like a lot, except: 1) They had committed copyright infringement on a large scale 2) the damages are per infringement 3) They were profiting from their copyright infringement, different from your typical file sharer 4) it wasn't the first time they had been caught doing exactly what they were being sued for.

      So basically, fuck Getty.

  2. Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like a dick, man.

    1. Re:Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And the forced Win 10 upgrade is not a dick move?

    2. Re:Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "seeking a fresh copy of Windows 7 or $600 million in damages." Gee... You can download Win 7 ISO directly from MS and use your OEM license to activate it. So yeah, dick move.

    3. Re:Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I didn't think OEM licenses would work.

    4. Re: Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Vista you had to call for activation but 7 may have made it easier. You need to enter key while installing so it does the right edition.

    5. Re: Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with 8 it just reads it from bios

    6. Re:Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can upgrade OEM Win 7 to Win 10 for free, no "accessibility" hack involved.

    7. Re:Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's very doubtful MS upgraded his computer without notifying him, it's highly likely he ignored MS warnings.

      I also find it hard to believe his laptop was "bricked" - MS is usually pretty good about checking drivers before updating/upgrading.

    8. Re: Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 10 doesn't even work on his computer.
      That's why he wants 7 back.

    9. Re:Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've been over this many times, there have been repeated and numerous examples of unwanted and unapproved Windows 10 upgrades happening.

      My own desktop PC would bluescreen every single time it tried to upgrade to Win10 until a new WinPE image was released with updated microcode. It's really not hard to imagine that their "driver checking" could shit the bed and think everything is good to go, and then the OS completely fails to function.

    10. Re:Guy seems... by danomac · · Score: 1

      Not only that, after a period of time after upgrading to Windows 10 they invalidate your Windows 7 key.

    11. Re:Guy seems... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      It's the failed Windows 10 upgrade that is the dick move.

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    12. Re:Guy seems... by Mr0bvious · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think his point is: Don't treat me like a piece of shit and force an update on me that wastes my time, causes me lost productivity and then refuse to correct the issue.

      MS acted in an arrogant manner, his lawsuit is trying to address their respect of care for their users.

      Asking MS to fork out for a new laptop, licence, etc is not going to cause them any grief and is pointless.

      $600 million on the other hand may make them look and listen.

      I don't for a second think he is claiming he suffered $600 million in damages, but he wants the amount to be enough for MS to give a shit.

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    13. Re:Guy seems... by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      It's very doubtful MS upgraded his computer without notifying him, it's highly likely he ignored MS warnings.

      I also find it hard to believe his laptop was "bricked" - MS is usually pretty good about checking drivers before updating/upgrading.

      That last...Microsoft may have been pretty good about checking drivers before updating/upgrading, but it's been a while since that was reliably the case. A lot of why people were not eager to update Windows and they felt the need to move to having Win10 not give you much choice is because systems were getting fucked by suddenly having drivers not work, which left people feeling rather understandably burned by the whole thing.

    14. Re: Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to enter the key when downloading Windows 7 from Microsoft, and they won't accept an OEM key.

      The next problem I had was phone activation, which gave invalid verification numbers with missing digits.

    15. Re: Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe his problem is that it seems 99.9% of Linux zealots and slashdot users have had this issue and the rest of the world has seen it precisely never.

    16. Re: Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How come Iâ(TM)m still using Windows 7, and I wasnâ(TM)t forced to upgrade my laptop? Oh yeah, I got a used laptop, upgraded the drive, installed a fresh new copy of Windows 7 32 bit and disallowed the Windows 10 upgrade when they started trying to make me. I must be a wizard genius to have avoided this frivolous litigation.

    17. Re: Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I researched and upgrade the ram, the keyboard went out so I replaced that. When the plastic part on the psu pigtail broke off, I fixed that with some non-conductive silicone.

    18. Re: Guy seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was bricked. My Wi-Fi stopped working when I upgraded and it was too late for me to restore 7 when I tried to use Wi-Fi.

  3. He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm, split on this. Sure, it's a hugely dick move by Microsoft, but all users know they are opting into an unusually weird set of nasty dick moves, whenever they buy anything that has Microsoft software. There's normal, and then there's Microsoft. This is complaining that shit tastes like .. well, shit. If you didn't want the taste of shit, why did you go to the extra effort to make sure you obtained shit-flavored shit?

    1. Re: He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Order_66 · · Score: 2

      Nadella expected him to pick up the turd by the clean end.

    2. Re:He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      this is it.
      this is the final straw.
      this is the start of great change.
      this is the year of linux on the desktop.

    3. Re:He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it is necessary if you work with software development. Practically essential to have Windows development experience with Visual Studio. But Microsoft have have even withdrawn their old ISO files for Windows 7/8 and 10 so the only option is Window Creator edition (December 2017). I tried installing this on VirtualBox, but it just locked up. So I've resorted to using a Windows 10 Pro ISO file I downloaded a long time ago. That's the catch now - I either use an old version that may have security risks or not use it at all.

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    4. Re:He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, you joke, but we haven't bought a new Windows machine since 7 was no longer available, and we're now using non-Windows platforms for our new machines instead of going anywhere near Windows 10. So for us, it literally is the year of Linux on the desktop. Turns out that for development work it's probably better anyway, and for all the online stuff a browser or email client on Linux is kinda like a browser or email client on Windows.

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    5. Re:He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's a hugely dick move by Microsoft, but all users know they are opting into an unusually weird set of nasty dick moves, whenever they buy anything that has Microsoft software.

      It's the American way: If someone is being a dick to you, be a bigger dick to them. Bonus points if done in a way that gets you 15 minutes of fame and makes lawyers rich.

    6. Re: He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been the case for maybe 10 years. Did web browsers and email readers change considerably in the last 10 years? Why is Linux only a viable alternative for you, now?

    7. Re:He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by WallyL · · Score: 2

      Ditto. No Windows 10 in my house. Windows 10 made me a user of Linux on the Desktop.

    8. Re: He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      Why is Linux only a viable alternative for you, now?

      Short version: Far more important things (for us) are now either online or client-server, and far less important things (for us) rely on native applications that are only available on the Windows platform. For those that remain, we stocked up on Windows 7 machines while we still could.

      Bonus answer: Linux's hardware support and ease of configuration more generally are in a different league today to where they were 10 years ago. For example, we can buy a laptop pre-installed with Linux today and have a reasonable chance that it will work properly both out of the box and throughout its normal working lifetime, with minimal overheads configuring/managing it.

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    9. Re:He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chromebooks are very nice for most everything. I have a virtual linux host in the cloud for anything that needs a command line. I use that via ssh from a chromebook.

    10. Re:He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it is necessary if you work with software development for Windows software. Practically essential to have Windows development experience with Visual Studio for Windows software.

      FTFY.

    11. Re:He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a developer, you can get all the ISO files you want for any WIndows version from BizSpark.

    12. Re: He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why is Linux only a viable alternative for you, now?

      I have a hunch that for most people, the big thing that changed in the last ten years is that Linux got Yet Another package manager. Before you howl at how stupid that sounds, let me tell you the name of that package manager: Steam.

    13. Re: He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by erapert · · Score: 1

      Are you guys using Dell or System76?

    14. Re:He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad to see you admitting you have a problem.

    15. Re: He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Most recent Linux one was a Dell Developer Edition. We were a bit wary after hearing a few horror stories, so we only picked up one of that model initially, but we've had no noticeable problems with the hardware after the first few months other than the infamous over-sensitive touchpad, which is arguably a matter of personal taste.

      Our main gripe with the system as a whole is that their chosen distro is Ubuntu, which has an upgrade system that is possibly even worse than the ones in Windows. It's caused one problem after another since literally the first update after unpacking. There doesn't seem to be any sort of co-ordination between the GUI update tool and apt in terms of what it wants to install/update, but dumping the GUI tool entirely and just using apt seems to be much better. We'll probably dump Ubuntu and try a more professional distro on this laptop before we buy any more.

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    16. Re:He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. I'd been a lifelong Microsoft customer from DOS 3.2 right up until the forced upgrade to Windows 10. At which point I simply couldn't stomach surrendering so much control of my computer, and data I think should be private. So off to Linux I went and have been very happy since. My kids are going to grow up using as their primary OS too.

    17. Re: He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      Instead of being an asshat and asking why someone is late, maybe celebrate they arrived at all.

      You are the reason why people hate linux zealots.

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    18. Re: He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

      All new laptops get hdd wiped and ubuntu installed at first powerup here, too; specifically because of win10.
      xp and w7 vms for those applications that gotta have it.

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    19. Re: He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when Linux fails to install properly on my lenovo like it did last year who do I get to sue?

    20. Re:He wanted to lose. Now he doesn't like losing? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      By your reasoning, sleazy businesses would not be held to laws like less sleazy businesses. I think we need the law applying to the sleazy businesses more than the non-sleazy.

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  4. Sorry, sir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're fresh out of Windows 7 due to high demand, but we still have lots of copies of Vista hanging around. Would you like one? Two? A baker's dozen?

    Buddy? Pal?

    1. Re:Sorry, sir by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Can I get a side of BOB?

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  5. Those numbers are all the same up there by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the article:

    The angry plaintiff wants a judge to force Microsoft to comply with his request in 30 days or pay up $600 million in damagesâ" albeit the judge may interpret the damages as $6 billion due to a redaction error, as the complaint reads "$6,000,000,000.00 (six hundred million dollars)."

    I'd love to know how he came up with either of those numbers as being somehow reasonable. I'm not inclined to defend Microsoft in any situation, but that's a lot of money for a laptop that was bricked by an OS upgrade. There is no mention in there of him losing any data either (or having even checked to see if any data was lost). Yeah it's a massive inconvenience but I have never met anyone who uses an ASUS laptop who will do $600,000,000 worth of work in their lifetimes.

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    1. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Mark Zuckerberg has ever used an Asus laptop.... /ponder

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    2. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you haven't met someone who does big-dollar work on their laptop doesn't mean they don't exist. The vast majority of people who do low dollar work on their laptop wouldn't bother to sue, therefore trying to extend your personal experience to this sample domain does not work. Please understand the way statistics work.

    3. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd love to know how he came up with either of those numbers as being somehow reasonable.

      An RIAA lawyer commented to say the math checks out.

    4. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but I have never met anyone who uses an ASUS laptop who will do $600,000,000 worth of work in their lifetimes...

      Well, if you say so, it MUST be true.

      Douche-nozzle.

    5. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to know how he came up with either of those numbers as being somehow reasonable.

      If it is acceptable to force me into paying 1/30th of my yearly income to fix what Microsoft broke, fining Microsoft 1/30th of their yearly income for breaking it in the first place isn't morbidly unreasonable.

      Of course there is a huge difference between a court fining them, and this guy being awarded that much from them. At least on that aspect I totally agree with you, he doesn't particularly deserve that in compensation.

      About the only way to make the claim for that amount of damages with a straight face would be if you are referring to the computing industry as a whole, where six billion would actually be very much on the low side. But of course that isn't what this guy is doing either.

    6. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to know how he came up with either of those numbers as being somehow reasonable...

      Oh, these numbers are unreasonable? Hell, at least it's a number Microsoft can easily afford, unlike when the RIAA wants to drag a teenager into court for downloading a dozen songs and threaten them with six figures worth of "damages"...

    7. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by nctritech · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The other thing is that some niche software is very expensive and very tightly controlled, requiring the company to remote into the machine to acquire and install it. It may not be a simple matter of backing up, restoring a system image, and installing the software again, and even if it was it's not likely that a normal user can do all of that themselves. If an unwanted forced Win10 installation had a serious process defect that killed a really important laptop in a crucial period leading up to a multi-million-dollar contract, for example, it's not at all unusual to demand damages of this size. People sometimes forget that computers can be used for actual work and that work can have dollar amounts attached that they'll never see in their entire lives.

    8. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      FFS it's not about the 600 mil. very clear why he is doing this, and good on him.
      I love the American morals expect to get ripped off and when it happens just take it.
      I don't understand how Microsoft can steal purchased versions of win.7 from people and people well it's your fault for using Windows and embedded and nearly mandatory OS.

    9. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you haven't met someone who does big-dollar work on their laptop doesn't mean they don't exist. The vast majority of people who do low dollar work on their laptop wouldn't bother to sue, therefore trying to extend your personal experience to this sample domain does not work. Please understand the way statistics work.

      I've never even met a billionaire, so I'm pretty sure they don't even exist.

    10. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      ... all the while cruising on Pirate Bay for an updated copy of his favorite porn.

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    11. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never met anyone who uses an ASUS laptop who will do $600,000,000 worth of work in their lifetimes.

      Any valid point you might have made was just negated by this insanely moronic statement.

      What else could you tell us with such certainty about him if we told you what brand of car he drives, or perhaps what kind of music he listens to?

    12. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said "work." People who brag about the "big-dollar work" they do by rolling their faces around on a keyboard have generally never done an honest day's work in their life. Please understand basic reading comprehension before waxing pedantically about statistics.

    13. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Macthorpe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm not the OP, but this is a really easy one to field.

      No human has ever done enough work to justify $600,000,000. Even if you could claim that someone created that much wealth, they didn't do it on their own - they did it off the back of hard work of hundreds of other people who will never see a penny of that money, despite earning it for them.

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    14. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by grumpyman · · Score: 1

      Probably the cost th assemble a team to re-develop Windows 7 :)

    15. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by jm007 · · Score: 0, Troll

      fucking commie, who the fuck are you to value what I do and how I do it? if somebody will pay the asking price, then that's its value

      you want to characterize the people I employ as being unwilling slaves and I do nothing but put my feet up and smoke cigars; those employees working as hard as me get to pay bills, raise a family, do what they want with the money I trade for their time and talents

      it's a fair exchange and all participants are free to leave if they wish; they're free to choose something else that suits them, which is far more than they'd get from any system you'd propose

      a business course or two would have helped you more than all the snowflake propaganda bullshit you've ingested

    16. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you go build a business and see how successful you are. You're going to be a crybaby lefty for years. Lol, your life will suck until you figure things out, which will take a long time.

    17. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Just because you haven't met someone who does big-dollar work on their laptop doesn't mean they don't exist. The vast majority of people who do low dollar work on their laptop wouldn't bother to sue, therefore trying to extend your personal experience to this sample domain does not work. Please understand the way statistics work.

      Statistics? Oh you mean that thing where humans often take facts and feed them into a process that turns it into their favorite flavor of bullshit?

      Yeah, we understand how statistics "work", and extrapolation should only be used when obtaining specific facts are difficult or cost-prohibitive. It's certainly not hard to factually prove if one man's claim is worth $600 million, so "statistics" are irrelevant.

      To the parents point, I'd go so far as to challenge any claim that a $600 million dollar laptop exists. If it did, it probably wouldn't be running Windows.

    18. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Paul+Pierce · · Score: 1

      I'm not the OP, but this is a really easy one to field.

      No human has ever done enough work to justify $600,000,000. Even if you could claim that someone created that much wealth, they didn't do it on their own - they did it off the back of hard work of hundreds of other people who will never see a penny of that money, despite earning it for them.

      Bill Gates has clearly added $600,000,000 in value toward society. The amount of worldwide jobs, enhancements, competitors, etc... that he helped start. Are you kidding?

      Off the backs, seriously, wow; ya Steve Ballmer is super poor. Satya can probably barely feed a family. I heard that Paul Allen is on foodstamps now. Now that I reflect on your post it must be a joke. Microsoft has made thousands of people millionaires; and arguably indirectly created more jobs and raised the standard of living worldwide more than anything else in human history. At least the industry itself could claim that and Microsoft is a large player.

    19. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by houghi · · Score: 1

      Bitcoin. Not sure how, but it will be related.

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    20. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha, yeah and someone could win nascar with an edsel. c'mon.

    21. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Solandri · · Score: 1

      but I have never met anyone who uses an ASUS laptop who will do $600,000,000 worth of work in their lifetimes.

      Damages in U.S. civil suits are broken down into:

      • Compensatory - to compensate the victim for financial losses suffered.
      • Punitive - to discourage the perpetrator from engaging in improper or illegal activities in the future. Punitive awards are usually scaled to be proportional to the company's revenue, to guarantee that it will sting. If you made it a fixed fine, a large company could just pay it off and count it as a cost of doing business.

      $600 million is a little high, but doesn't seem like an unreasonable starting point for punitive awards against a company the size of Microsoft. (There's a problem with who receives the punitive award. Right now it goes to the person(s) who filed the lawsuit and their lawyer, when in reality it should be returned to all citizens since the company is being fined for crimes against society. I always suggest it and all similar awards, traffic fines, code violation fines, etc. should be held in escrow then distributed as a credit on everyone's annual taxes. But that's a different argument.)

    22. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still don't do enough to warrant $600M. Justify it in your little mind however you wish, but at the end of the day, you're the one contributing to the downfall of society. Full stop.

      Old, but still relevant: https://youtu.be/QPKKQnijnsM.

    23. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Dat+Slosh · · Score: 1

      I want upvote this comment but noscript has about 15 things blocked on slashdot, there's no way I'm allowing all of them just to like a comment. Is there one that will do it?

    24. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "There is no mention in there of him losing any data either (or having even checked to see if any data was lost)"

      I mean, right in the fucking summary:

      "The upgrade deleted the cached, or backup, version of Windows 7."

      DYERTFS?

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    25. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Green+Salad · · Score: 1

      This one is easy to field only, if you're ignorant about economics and how the real world works.

      You seem to start with a number of false, but emotionally-validating assumptions: 1.) No human has ever done enough work to justify $600,000,000." This means you equate work with effort. While loosely related, they are not the same. For example, lots of people put huge effort into producing minimal changes in outcome. There are some rare individuals that can produce big changes in outcome with minimal effort. For concrete examples of decoupled relationships between effort and outcome, watch a football game. You'll find plenty of examples where effort did not equal outcome. 2.) "They didn't do it on their own." You seem to want to believe that "going it alone" is the only legitimate way to create large changes in value. While it might be emotionally satisfying, history shows this generally isn't true so you need to get that notion out of your head and grow up. There are many ways to create large changes in value and most involved large numbers of relatively unskilled people organized and focused by one pivotal individual with rare skills, whom without, the project would have failed. Most meaningful changes in outcome require a team organized in a hierarchical pyramid of skills. 3.) They did it off the back off hundreds of other people who will never see a penny of that money, despite earning it for them. I'm going to assume your emotional statement of jealousy and hatred is referencing rank-and-file employees at the bottom of the pyramid. Obviously, they already received more than a penny of money for their efforts. It's highly likely they earned "dollars" instead of a single penny for their efforts. In fact, it's statistically likely they earned several hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of a major project...whether that project was successful or not! Some of it in direct pay, some of it in indirect benefits. The ownership or management classes of whom you're jealous and hateful likely took deferred compensation, by agreement from those that risked capital.

      You seem to have little actual real-world experience in the economy that you're too willing to criticize with nothing more than statements of jealousy. To change your sorry situation, I suggest you stop putting emotional effort into criticizing others and re-direct your energy into producing something of value and go make it successful. Do not surround yourself with those that think the way you write...or you'll fail.

    26. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      $600 million is a little high, but doesn't seem like an unreasonable starting point for punitive awards against a company the size of Microsoft.

      Are you suggesting then that this is an OK award to pursue against a large company, but not against a small one? What if the product had been BeOS? Or Duke Nukem Forever? Or Big Rigs Over the Road Racing? Those companies are much smaller (or extinct). The award that the plaintiff seeks should have some sort of reflection on the actual damages. If the laptop had burst into flames and burned down his house, I could see a settlement of a few million for the house and all its contents (though proving it to be linked to the OS update would be a challenge at the very least), or more if there were lives lost. There hasn't even been a claim of lost data yet.

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    27. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by damn_registrars · · Score: 2

      "There is no mention in there of him losing any data either (or having even checked to see if any data was lost)"

      "The upgrade deleted the cached, or backup, version of Windows 7."

      That is his (previous) operating system. He should not have any of his own personal data in the operating system itself. Yeah, he paid for it and should be able to get it back but it's still just his previous OS. Did he lose his tax information, his email, his contacts, or anything else that was his own? There is no shortage of people selling new licenses for Windows 7 on ebay (and many other places), he can replace it if he wants. Did he have data on there though that he forgot to back up that he can no longer get to?

      Even if the system is completely bricked that doesn't mean that the files on the HD cannot be accessed.

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    28. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same to you regarding your idea of what constitutes "big-dollar work". Please understand basic reading comprehension before waxing pedantically about "work".

    29. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Khyber · · Score: 2

      "That is his (previous) operating system. He should not have any of his own personal data in the operating system itself."

      Well, to add to his story, when Win10 got forced on my system, first it put windows 7 stuff in a Windows.old folder...

      And on the first fucking reboot (installing the actual sound card drivers instead of using Windows drivers,) Win10 upgraded, and deleted everything in that folder during upgrade. And it doesn't tell you that it's doing so.

      And I've been able to get this behavior to repeat multiple times on various clean test systems.

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    30. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by ph0rk · · Score: 1

      Statistics? Oh you mean that thing where humans often take facts and feed them into a process that turns it into their favorite flavor of bullshit?

      Yeah, we understand how statistics "work",

      No, you don't.

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    31. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by jm007 · · Score: 1

      I warrant it if I can get someone to pay me that; and having some Chief of Compensation Morality decide if I'm worthy is barely worth the snide remark at your short sighted stupidity

      show me one, just fucking one place where your commie/socialist utopia exists; it would also make sense that others would be trying to also get there because it's so fucking awesome, so N Korea doesn't count

      how about sending me a link showing a place where there is even close to an equal distribution of wealth at anything of scale -- using any economic/political system; people whine all day about how they wish things were, but when presented with reality, default to what's in their own best interests; use a system that harnesses each person's desire to do good for themselves, and you've now made selfishness an engine for progress; and the best part? it's totally a choice for each individual to make, voluntarily, not coercively; why do you think a system that mandates/enforces participation better? if it were better for themselves, people would already be doing it w/out re-education and coercion -- certainly at least somewhere in the world... please show me this place; do you think the individual less important than society?

      is our system perfect? fuck no, but so far there's been nothing better for BOTH the individual and the betterment of society; most want to separate the two and that's never been shown to work

    32. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punitive damages in a civil case are limited to a maximum of 3x the compensatory damages. So either he pulled the 600 million out of his ass or he believes he's suffered at least 150 million dollars in actual loss.

    33. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that the windows 10 "upgrade" process promptly wipes out the previous OS. I wouldn't be surprised if the process itself, as described somewhere deep in the documentation, is supposed to do exactly that.

      However that is still very, very different from actual user data and user documents. If it blew away the documents that would be a terrible terrible problem and I would think we would have heard a lot about it from other users by now. Windows user data and user documents are not in C:\Windows - or at least they aren't in any sane installation of Windows I've seen in the past couple decades.

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    34. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by higuita · · Score: 1

      allow the fsdn.org ones

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    35. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People sometimes forget that computers can be used for actual work.

      Microsoft certainly has. Everything about Windows 10 is proof of that.

    36. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Let me get this straight-- You want $600 million in damages because you never made a recovery CD for your 5 year old laptop? Case dismissed, plaintiff owes the court an apology for wasting it's time, a bottle of quality whiskey, and 2 aspirin for the headache I got listening to you."

    37. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by nonBORG · · Score: 1

      How about Picaso, How about Tesla (not the company the actual guy, he invented AC, transformers, electric motors. How about Edison.

      If you make a 10 million people $5000 richer with your invention do you deserve something? How about a billion people $10 richer.

      Sorry if you are confused but not all work is of equal value, what you get paid for is

      1. Labour.
      2. Responsibility.
      3. Risk
      4. Results

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    38. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      He has 600M worth of bitcoin on it.
      Or his manuscriot for a new movie ...
      Or his book ...

      Or any other work he did with a win95 wordprocessor on a Win7 system and can not access on his new and shiny Win10 system.

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    39. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      No human has ever done enough work to justify $600,000,000.

      I think Salk's polio vaccine was easily worth many times this amount. Of course, he refused to patent it, so that it could get out to do the greatest good as quickly as possible.

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    40. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Cederic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So.. Lets say some bloke called Bob starts a company.

      He puts $100k of his own money into it, and uses that money to employ people for 10% higher than market rate to create something his new company sells.

      Bob takes no salary, just works 80 hour weeks to assure the success of the company. All the time he's making sure suppliers are paid, customers are happy and the staff are receiving 10% above market rate for their time. 100% of the spare cash is reinvested in the company, so it never makes a profit.

      Eight years later Big Corporation offer to buy Bob's company from him for $610m. Bob is the sole shareholder and decides this is a fair offer.

      You're saying that Bob didn't do enough to warrant $600m? How much was Bob's work worth, and who does the rest of that cash go to?

    41. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not a matter of not doing big dollar work on a laptop. It is a matter of not doing big dollar work on a very old laptop from what at the time was a non mainstream OEM vendor. Personally I know lots of people including myself that do multiple million dollar deals on a laptop, BUT NONE where the loss of the laptop would mean the loss of any significant data and none where they would be using a old piece of shit like that.

    42. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It actually doesn't delete the previous OS at all by default. You usually have to tell it to delete it or wait till the next feature upgrade where that previous backup gets replaced. I have done a lot of those upgrades and it is friggen annoying as I constantly have to go to disk cleanup to get it to delete the old version.

    43. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by lpq · · Score: 1

      Like fines in the US are reasonable?

      The US believes in fines far beyond actual damages....so why not?

    44. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Microsoft says not to use for mission critical stuff. Your on your own if you want to do expensive shit with it. They may not want to license you a copy if you're going to use it in a nuclear plant and hold them to millions in liability. They specifically don't want to be liable for shit, and state as much in the EULA.

    45. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by nctritech · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's fine, but Microsoft's forced and/or deceptive auto-"yes" Windows 10 upgrades didn't give people a choice to accept the EULA and install only if they agree. If they didn't want to be liable, they shouldn't have been so hugely aggressive in forcing the upgrade on people.

    46. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "However that is still very, very different from actual user data and user documents"

      Those get put in the windows.old folder (which is essentially a copy of all user profiles and files and the Windows OS from the root drive,) which gets wiped, and I can repeatedly reproduce it.

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    47. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having used windows 7 (currently main OS) and windows 10 (currently on an unused partiation), if I were on the jury, he'd have his $600,000,000.

      MS should be at least a little worried. There probably won't be a juror like me, but there's always a chance.

    48. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Please understand how common sense works.

    49. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Is Paul's yacht called "foodstamps"?

    50. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      It actually doesn't delete the previous OS at all by default. You usually have to tell it to delete it or wait till the next feature upgrade where that previous backup gets replaced. I have done a lot of those upgrades and it is friggen annoying as I constantly have to go to disk cleanup to get it to delete the old version.

      I've added emphasis to what you said that covers the reason why this problem is actually default--in the case being described, the 'next feature upgrade(s)' getting installed happening immediately on booting into Win10. It would have been sensible to have it set up so it doesn't count for purposes of triggering a new backup if the previous feature upgrade hasn't been running on the system for a certain minimum amount of time--maybe a week. That would mean that it would treat Win7->Win10 (install)->Win10 (current) being done in short order as having been Win7-->Win10(current) for purposes of being able to roll the system back.

    51. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you're doing something wrong if you can make it happen repeatedly. You might want to look into that.

    52. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      In v1607, the windows.old was changed from 30 days to 10 days. If you need that extra 12GB of space that badly, you probably need to upgrade anyways.

    53. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      I guess we found Satoshi.

    54. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Actually the guy had in a file the numeric key code to access a safe where a winning lottery ticket made him win $600m. The file was backuped, but unfortunately the file *and* the backup have been destroyed by the forced upgrade.

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    55. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Change the command from ‘upgrade —yes’ to ‘upgrade —maybe’

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    56. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by fido_dogstoyevsky · · Score: 1

      ...I'd love to know how he came up with either of those numbers as being somehow reasonable...

      He just used MAFIAA accounting and then divided by 1,000.

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    57. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      I know how the economy works. I am specifically criticising how the economy works. That you assume I don't know how it works because I don't accept it without complaint says more about you than me.

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    58. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Statistics? Oh you mean that thing where humans often take facts and feed them into a process that turns it into their favorite flavor of bullshit?

      Yeah, we understand how statistics "work",

      No, you don't.

      Quite often in business, statistics is nothing more than the act of combining data points with marketing. And I've seen far too many bullshit peddlers slice and dice data with statistics in order to extract and present the exact end result they want, while filtering out any counterpoint, no matter how legitimate. Statistical results are like a prism in sunlight; you can get a lot of different colors just by holding it differently.

      And I find it hard to believe you haven't seen this, given the amount of bullshit peddlers in the world.

    59. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case the plaintiff is guilty of incompetence for not having backups or high availability and redundancy in his hundred-million-dollar single PC operation.

    60. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still don't do enough to warrant $600M. You're free to continue with your whataboutism buried in walls of grammatically offensive text, but it won't change that. Ever.

    61. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bob realized a 6,000% return on investment, or 750% annualized over eight years. Bob is very lucky, but no, he didn't do work worth $600M. Like a lottery winner, Bob benefited from an windfall profit by sheer luck of the draw. If Bob did actual work that returned a 6,000% profit, then everyone would be doing what Bob does, ultimately diluting the value of said work.

      This is not a terribly difficult concept.

    62. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the Windows 10 upgrade should have been 100% opt-in, and not forced on consumers who were given no reasonable way to refuse it. At first, Microsoft was nice enough to let people upgrade when they were ready. But after about the first year of life, Microsoft started to say, "You're ready, whether you like it or not." For many people who had older hardware or no desire top upgrade, Microsoft (pardon the language) raped their hardware by installing software they had never explicitly consented to, and which, in some cases, was 100% incompatible with it.

      After Microsoft took away the ability for users to decline the Windows 10 update, they should be held wholly liable for damage to the systems they upgraded without ever giving their consumers a chance to accept the EULA. Which is, by the way, possibly not a legally binding contract, but maybe it is, since courts haven't given a solid ruling that I'm aware of.

    63. Re:Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an object, not sure if it's a laptop, although it likely has electronic elements, which contains the key codes to launch nuclear missiles. The estimated value if this object is stolen is approximately 77 trillion dollars.
       
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_football

    64. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If yippy have files for a multi - million dollar deal on your laptop and you are not doing nightly backups of data evening and OS at least weekly you deserve to lose the data you have. Yippy should also have backups as well.

    65. Re: Those numbers are all the same up there by Khyber · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you're incapable of reading if you can't tell that the only thing I do is:

      FRESH INSTALL,
      INSTALL A SOUND DRIVER,
      REBOOT,
      OH SHIT THE HARD DRIVE IS MISSING MULTIPLE GIGS OF FILES!

      I swear, 7-digit Slashdotters are the more retarded than the kids eating fucking tide pods and snapping mini bear traps to their fucking genitalia.

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  6. No worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Guy will be given a new laptop with Win 7, lawyers will make millions.

  7. Untrustworthy OEM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so is ASUS untrustworthy, or is the shady re-seller that he bought a computer off of untrustworthy?

    1. Re:Untrustworthy OEM? by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      And if, indeed, the untrustworthy party is Asus, how can he trust their hardware?

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    2. Re:Untrustworthy OEM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Betting on shady reseller - likely, he never had a legitimate copy of Windows 7 to begin with.

      Hope he enjoys lawyer fees.

    3. Re:Untrustworthy OEM? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Suem both!

    4. Re: Untrustworthy OEM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Likely he means that Asus may have added malware to their OEM install of Windows, as has been found again and again.

      If this is correct, then he is saying he wants an install direct from the source without this possibility. I recently bought unopened OEM XP disks for exactly the same reason (to put in a VM).

    5. Re:Untrustworthy OEM? by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      and yet he trusts his 600 million business to an untrustworthy laptop vendor with no backup or management of the device.

  8. This blows by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    It puts Microsoft off implementing my MS Insecticide idea.

    This is why we need Tort Reform - it would allow megacorps to play amusing practical jokes on people who pirate their stuff and if someone of those people are humiliated or indeed killed, there'd be no lawsuit.

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  9. Hero! by ebonum · · Score: 2

    Frank K. Dickman Jr. Elementary. Has a nice ring to it

    1. Re:Hero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, a real hero. Just doing a cursory check on his name with other court websites like pacermonitor, or justia, or recap, it looks like your hero is a nuisance filer. In one instance he had a case dismissed because his contact information in the complaint was false and refused to answer emails by the defendant's attorney, so he turned around and sued the judge who dismissed his case for civil rights violations.

      He's also filed suit against a number of banks and people in the finance industry last January. The phone number he gave on that complaint is different from the one he provided for the Microsoft lawsuit. The address is the same, which apparently is room at a Deluxe Inn in Albuquerque.

      This is why the media sucks. The real story isn't that this guy is suing Microsoft, but that he appears to file nuisance lawsuits. Determining whether he's a scammer or not is a more interesting story than his frivolous, unwinnable 600 million dollar lawsuit against Microsoft.

    2. Re:Hero! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 0

      Dickman by name, dickman by nature I guess.

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    3. Re:Hero! by magzteel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, a real hero. Just doing a cursory check on his name with other court websites like pacermonitor, or justia, or recap, it looks like your hero is a nuisance filer.

      The complaint shows he doesn't even have a lawyer. He's just a pest.

    4. Re:Hero! by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many used-computer stores he had to search to find an old machine running Windows 7, so he could claim this unexpected upgrade occurred.

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  10. Multiple issues here that you see all the time by oldgraybeard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All mute now since the system is hosed and he has a dysfunctional Windows 10 install. But for the future.

    1. Make a set of Recovery CD's
    2. Verify you have a good Windows 7 product key on the label stuck to the laptop.
    3. If no label with a product key, checked the Control Panel->System to get it.
    4. Note to everyone who gets a new windows computer. Make Recovery CD's, record your product key, put everything that came with the computer in a box or manila envelope and file it away. You will need it at some point ;)

    You can still get OEM copies of Windows 7 Pro on ebay with product key.

    1. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word you want is "moot".

    2. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by apoc.famine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why in the world should have to do all of those things to ensure continuous access to something I legally purchased? If I need more than a license key, there is something majorly wrong with that product.

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    3. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He went to Google. Now we have hiroshimoot.

    4. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry the card says MOOPS.

    5. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Additional note: consider using rewriteable discs, as their phase-changing crystal medium is far more stable than the organic dye used in write-once discs.

      I've lost way too much data to CD/DVD "bit rot" over the years. Multiple copies help, but write-once discs just have lousy shelf lives.

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    6. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *moot

    7. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by nine-times · · Score: 2

      You're safer storing them as ISO files and backing them up than actually writing DVDs.

    8. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Its called a backup. You do those things right? I have had all sorts of computers from apples to linux to sun to windows boxes hose themselves down. Back your stuff up.

    9. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good quality BD-Rs haven't used organic dye in years.

    10. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The word you are looking for is not "mute point". It's "moo point" (something that doesn't matter e.g. a cow's opinion).

    11. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by ctilsie242 · · Score: 2

      Best of all is to also Clonezilla image the laptop before ever booting Windows, and save the image, as well as the W7 image media somewhere secure (Amazon Glacier, Wasabi Cloud, Backblaze B2). Make sure the product key or keys are saved with the files as well.

    12. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by CrtxReavr · · Score: 1

      "All mute now?" You can't hear it?

      -CR

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    13. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by ctilsie242 · · Score: 1

      I would consider using different forms of media. M-Disc media comes to mind as one way, cloud storage with multiple providers another way, and a USB flesh drive using a bit-rot resistant filesystem (btrfs, ReFS, APFS) to at least know if the ISO got damaged during storage. I would say that storing copies different places is more useful than finding the perfect media for long term storage.

      It also doesn't hurt to have a SHA-512 hash manifest of the files as well when stored, or even GPG signatures. That way, you can verify the ISO images for damage before wasting time trying to use them.

    14. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boot RedHat install DVD in rescue mode. NTFSCLONE or good old dd is your friend. Dump everything onto an external drive.

      Then repeat after you've booted into Windows and spend days/weeks/months setting everything up and configuring it right!

      Reverse to restore when your system eats itself.

      I've done this many MANY times. It's the only way to run Windows! Forget virus scrubbers or Microsoft being a dick. Just back off, nuke the system from orbit, and revert back to a known safe state. You don't even have to worry about license keys!

    15. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by oldgraybeard · · Score: 1

      To those who were right, but modded down
      Yes, I should have used the word moot ! mute.

    16. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do not purchase Windows, you license it. Short of a sudden outbreak of sanity in the government, leading to some kind of sweeping reform to intellectual property laws, this is the world we live in.

    17. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Yea, no. I've got physical folders and folders of CDs and DVDs from a couple+ decades ago. All of them in quite pristine condition.

      Learn to get archival-quality WORM media and you generally have no issues.

      Meanwhile, you need to hope that your backup ISO copies don't get corrupted, malware-infested, etc. Have fun!

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    18. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... there is something majorly wrong with that product.

      Are we only now figuring this out?

    19. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only need the license key and the original CD. How do you expect to do this with less? The fact that he threw those out is on him.

      Besides, he willingly and voluntarily hit the "I agree to upgrade to windows 10" button.

    20. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you lose the keys to your car, will you sue the car company for not opening your car door for you? you'll simply pay them to provide you a new keyFOB... you still legally own the car...

    21. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did he do to avoid the well announced update? Did he not see any of the pop-ups and other alerts that his computer would be updated if he did nothing?

      He has no reasonable argument, I fail to see how his failure to make a backup of software he bought is Microsoft's fault.

      I don't believe ASUS is an "untrustworthy" source.

    22. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by nine-times · · Score: 1

      If you don't know how to secure your system from malware or how to take proper backups, that's you're fault. WORM media can be a part of a proper backup scheme, but you're foolish if you trust that archival WORM media will necessarily hold up. I've seen DVDs that were supposed to last 1,000 become completely unreadable after 3 years because... oops, there's was a manufacturing defect and the media wasn't as "archival" as advertised.

    23. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OR just install removeWAT and disable the entire key system.

    24. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by erapert · · Score: 1

      Why in the world should have to do all of those things to ensure continuous access to something I legally purchased?

      You seem to value your freedom and rights as an owner. So... you use Linux, right?

    25. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you upgrade to Windows 10 I believe that you're Windows 7 key becomes invalid. That's what happened to me. I called Microsoft and they indicated that since I upgraded to 10, and then reinstalled 10 (because of it being corrupted) that my Windows 7 key was no longer usable. They were saying something about a limit to 3 installs per key or something. It all sounded crazy to me. Basically Microsoft stole my Windows 7 key when I upgraded to 10, and then they stole that Windows 10 key and I had to buy a new one.

      IIt was a retail copy of Windows 7 too.

      Maybe they should make this a class action suit and I can get onboard.

    26. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Immerman · · Score: 1

      One alternative I've heard spoken well of is offline hard drives - i.e. pull them out and store them in a cool, dry, safe place. Any thoughts on that?

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    27. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moot
      Not mute. Different meanings and pronunciations.

    28. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Spinning Rust might work, but again, you need to be able to keep the drive absolutely clean from potential infection. I wouldn't trust SSDs for archival purposes.

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    29. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In space nobody can hear your moot point, so you will be mute, unless the space radiation gets you, then you will become a mootant.

    30. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Posted from firefox on a ubuntu 16.04 install...

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    31. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you make a recovery CD?

    32. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's got nothing to do with sound - oh you meant 'moot'

    33. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All mute now since the system is hosed

      Just being your regular Slashdot pedant here, but 'mute' does not mean what you think it does... You are thinking of 'moot'.

      http://www.dictionary.com/e/moot-point-vs-mute-point/

    34. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      moot: made pointless by events.
      mute: making no sound

    35. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a USB flesh drive

      Does that use DNA to encode the data?

    36. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Well, nothing's going to infect it while it's offline, and if you can't trust your retrieval process, then you likely have bigger problems on your hands. It is nice that write once media protects you from corruption during the retrieval process though - at least assuming you're not using a write-capable drive to read the backups: even if you can't meaningfully update write-once media, it's still generally easy enough to intentionally corrupt it.

      I have to agree whole-heartedly about SSDs though - flash stores data as charge-levels on capacitors that start losing charge the moment the data is written. It may be a lot more stable than DRAM, but you couldn't convince me to trust it for archival purposes.

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    37. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Butting in here... I use Linux. Been using Linux for 20 years. I read all these Windows shenanigans with amusement.

      Meanwhile my computer hums along just fine. Everything works. No forced upgrades (OK I use a rolling release, openSUSE Tumbleweed). Zero issues. All my software works... both personal apps and office/work related tasks (99% is web-based, and occasional graphics editing is working perfectly in GIMP/Inkscape/LibreOffice).

      So.. yup, life is good and I've got my freedom and rights. :-)

    38. Re:Multiple issues here that you see all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *moot

      Some thoughts:
      - "make recovery CDs." This isn't 2004, not many people can do that anymore. Having said that, a USB stick will work.
      - why should he have to spend money on ebay?

      Using Microsoft operating systems, it's like being in an abusive relationship. No matter how many times you get punched in the mouth or kicked in the ribs, you keep going back because you just don't know any better.

  11. It seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems like a judge should be able to send a case like this into small claims court where it belongs.

    1. Re:It seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not. The obvious real demand is for Windows 7 key and media which is non-monetary and therefore cannot be sued for in small claims court.

    2. Re:It seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The media (a DVD) costs money to produce, and the software is licensed (enforced by the purchase of a license key). I'd say those are both monetary.

    3. Re:It seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you would be wrong. Which is why you should hire a lawyer and let them handle your legal wrangling, especially when dealing with a corporate giant with a legal team larger than most NFL rosters.

  12. Just download it, dummy by DogDude · · Score: 0
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    1. Re:Just download it, dummy by richy+freeway · · Score: 1

      Just came here to post this... Tested it with the OEM key from the bottom of a customers Asus laptop first, worked fine.

    2. Re:Just download it, dummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except that if you type an OEM key in they tell you to contact the OEM. Or at least this was the issue that we ran into on a Dell Windows 7 laptop a year or two ago.

      (They had never made the recovery disc and the machine had a problem. Got working enough to run again, but the recovery software had issues and would not burn the recovery disc.) (Ended up being able to get it to Windows 10, and later on was able to do a full wipe/reinstall of Windows 10)

    3. Re:Just download it, dummy by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      That site does not work with OEM keys. Only retail. It will say "contact your manufacturer for OS media"

    4. Re:Just download it, dummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is what the guy is asking for: "The only sensible remedy is for Microsoft Corporation to supply the OEM version of its operating system by download from its website and confirmed by the key code which came with the computer."

      That is straight from the lawsuit. I would think the link you posted would suffice.

    5. Re:Just download it, dummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key on the bottom sticker isn't really the OEM key. It's the key for the specific computer you bought. They tell you to contact the OEM because the OEM handles all the support as part of the contract between MS and the equipment manufacturer.

      I'm not sure about the specifics of Win 7, but I know that the Win XP discs often had a different OEM key that was used to activate on OEM hardware so that you didn't have to activate it again. There was a second key on the certificate that you'd use in case you made upgrades that prevented the OEM key from working.

      The OEM keys have always been tied to the hardware for as long as there was a specific OEM key, but the one on the certificate of authenticity is one that you could install on different machines under certain circumstances. Versions of Windows prior to 2000 would allow you to install a second copy on a laptop if you wanted. I know that was Win 98, I think that may have been 95 as well.

    6. Re:Just download it, dummy by richy+freeway · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does. I tested it before posting my reply.

    7. Re:Just download it, dummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SIGH how do you not see what he is doing here?

    8. Re:Just download it, dummy by richy+freeway · · Score: 4, Insightful

      OK, so to reply to myself and completely contradict myself I just tested it with another OEM key and it didn't work... Curious...

    9. Re:Just download it, dummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I understand it right, this will not work because of the (forced) upgrade to Windows 10. You do not get Windows 10 in addition to Windows 7, it replaces the older OS and the key will no longer be valid for activating Windows 7.

    10. Re:Just download it, dummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah the key will still work, it might not auto activate online but you can just do a telephone activation and it goes through 90% of the time.

    11. Re:Just download it, dummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it may depend on the type or source of the oem key.

      some oems have their coa keys blacklisted from online activation (they use preact so those keys aren't actually used by the system, either). those keys probably won't work with the downloadable media.

    12. Re:Just download it, dummy by Khyber · · Score: 1

      That's because there are several different levels of OEM key that Microsoft sells, but you can pretty much group them into Volume and Non-Volume.

      Volume level keys will work. Non-volume keys will not.

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    13. Re:Just download it, dummy by ACE209 · · Score: 1

      maybe keys from different countries? I think in germany there is a law, stating that OEM versions can be resold, and thus have to be handled like full version keys.

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  13. Just download it, dummy by DogDude · · Score: 0
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  14. If the OEM was "untrustworthy" what did he run? by dianebrat · · Score: 1

    He almost has a point until he says the OEM was "untrustworthy" if that's the case does that mean he reformatted the PC instantly when he got it and if so what OS did he use?

    As much as I'm not a fan of OEM installs ASUS will let you make recovery media or order it if you prefer, that's totally his bad, not Microsoft or Asus.

  15. Dickman Has Balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He may be the last person willing to stand up for his rights.
    Why aren't there thousands of others joining his fight?

    1. Re:Dickman Has Balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the law is incredibly biased towards those with money. Not many people can afford to fight Microsoft in court, fewer expect the payout to exceed the costs.

    2. Re:Dickman Has Balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dickman has no hope. But really, Microsoft screwed people out of hours of their lives when they forced a new product on them after they'd spent many, many hours getting their existing product configured. These people tend to be people who get a reasonably high hourly wage, so this was material harm.

      A class action suit demanding some number of hours (an average of self-reported time lost) at... howabout $20 an hour? ... for every machine they upgraded from 7 to 10 without explicit consent seems like it would have legs. The EULA for Win 7 says you can't sue for lost time, but MS negated the EULA when they erased the product they sold you and installed a new product. The EULA you agreed to was for Win 7. You didn't buy Win 10, nor agree to any EULA (if you clicked 'agree' it was because they gave you no options to do otherwise), and it was the Win 10 installer which destroyed the product you'd purchased and rendered your computer no longer functional in the way you had set it up.

      This wouldn't change any victim's life, but it would form a precedent which would keep MS or any other company from doing this again.

      $200 * how many people did they do this to? A million, maybe?

    3. Re:Dickman Has Balls by ACE209 · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, they are busy figuring out Linux Mint.

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      "we are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
  16. Win 7 redo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over ten years ago I used Win 7 because I never liked to nor trusted the newer versions. Back then, I installed it on my new box with a new key and stopped any updates (kind of a hack). worked OK with a duel boot of Linux. Latter came VM ware, however, never got into it (again trust issues). Now I never use Windows; I'm strictly Linux installed (Mint) and Live CD too.
    If your into litigation its your life.
    IMHO, every 5 years get a new HDD. Double backup on a stick or the old CD/DVD. The most important thing is your Internet provider. (I'm going to get some rant from programmers - LOL)

    1. Re: Win 7 redo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7 wasn't around 10 years ago.

    2. Re: Win 7 redo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point, we finally found the guy who has 10 years experience in the language that was just released last year.

    3. Re: Win 7 redo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first external release, milestone one, was made available in January 2008, over ten years ago.

      Dude's clearly a screwball, but Windows 7 was around ten years ago. Just sayin'.

    4. Re: Win 7 redo by cjjjer · · Score: 1

      Dude's clearly a screwball, but Windows 7 was around ten years ago. Just sayin'.

      He probably just upgraded to Windows 7 from XP a couple of years prior....

  17. waste by originalGMC · · Score: 0

    This awful example of litigious american society is showing a sincere lack of respect for the company of microsoft on the part of the plaintiff. If he cares so little for them so as to sue them, why not just pirate the software? Everyone is saved tons of time. Hey guy, I got a windows 7 variant you can use. Why is everyone so keen on wasting everyone else's time? Sure, the point of a subpoena is to waste someone's time, but now this waste has leaked over to the "news" and now the potential for time-wastage is exponential, affecting me, ergo its not okay! Let me be the one to say ... fuck dick man.

    1. Re:waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How, exactly, is his lawsuit wasting your time? Are you a lawyer for Microsoft?

    2. Re:waste by geekmux · · Score: 2

      This awful example of litigious american society is showing a sincere lack of respect for the company of microsoft on the part of the plaintiff. If he cares so little for them so as to sue them, why not just pirate the software?

      Ah, so steal to save time? Gee, there's sound logic for you. I'll remember that when I'm shoplifting. I mean, why waste time at a register. You slowpokes better get out of my way on the freeway too. Speed limits are for time wasters, I'll be doing 130MPH in the time-saving lane.

      Why is everyone so keen on wasting everyone else's time?

      If everyone was actually keen on saving time, the time-warping mind-suck known as social media, wouldn't exist.

    3. Re:waste by originalGMC · · Score: 1

      Ah, so steal to save time? Gee, there's sound logic for you. I'll remember that when I'm shoplifting. I mean, why waste time at a register. You slowpokes better get out of my way on the freeway too. Speed limits are for time wasters, I'll be doing 130MPH in the time-saving lane.

      Not what I'm saying, but if you wanna go there, there's some real world consequences waiting for you doing those dangerous things. This guy owns a license to the software he wants, having a little anarchic reading of the sales agreement, a workaround to arbitrary capitalism if you will, could be useful, especially when cost to duplicate is essentially nil thus relative currency value being nil, i.e. no robbery taking place. Would you interpret making your own clothes as stealing from clothing companies? Or growing vegetables as stealing from the grocery? Ignoring the speed limit is certainly stealing from your fellow travelers, affecting everyone you pass who has to either now gawk at or swerve to avoid you. Duplicating deprecated software is like a xerox machine with no paper.

      Why is everyone so keen on wasting everyone else's time?

      If everyone was actually keen on saving time, the time-warping mind-suck known as social media, wouldn't exist.

      This seems to be what you're stuck on, and I agree with your sentiment. I was merely commenting on how boring the article was and that the boringness is now reaching out and affecting people unnecessarily. I'm saying this guy is a dick, so much so that his dickishness has been extended to the realm of the headline when it should have been confined to his general space. What's there to learn from the article other than some guy is being a dick to microsoft? Anyone who cares already knew microsoft update to windows 10 had its consequences - and they should pay for their mistakes - but what's one guy's vendetta going to do for the millions of affected grammas who suddenly had to call their grandkids and ask them who the fuck is cortana?

    4. Re:waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmmm MS outlook stopped checking my mail because of outlook failure 0x01231001f ; better SUE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM!

    5. Re:waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sure as hell wastes taxpayer money, not to mention that it just adds to the court's backlog.

  18. Wait, what? by freeze128 · · Score: 2

    I wonder *WHY* he thinks ASUS is "untrustworthy", and why he cannot get some sort of restore disk from them.

    1. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the ASUS OEM for his machine is what he is claiming forced a Windows 10 update. Logic would actually imply that this would repeat, or at the very least, would indeed be untrustworthy, as it has happened, and thus, cannot be trusted. Why does this need to be explained?

    2. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this one: https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/protect/forum/protect_defender-protect_scanning-windows_10/my-brand-new-asus-laptop-came-with-pre-installed/b7899300-bbd6-40b9-aca7-b7afa0e49812?auth=1

    3. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder *WHY* he thinks ASUS is "untrustworthy", and why he cannot get some sort of restore disk from them.

      But... does it matter?

      What MS did there is basically codified as a felony by the CFAA. There is no requirement that the abuse cause material damage, the act of committing the abuse alone is a crime. Someone needs to take them to court about that. I hope he wins, even if not huge damages, because that will set a precedent.

    4. Re:Wait, what? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I wonder *WHY* he thinks ASUS is "untrustworthy", and why he cannot get some sort of restore disk from them.

      Asus would just direct him at Microsoft as they don't have the license to distribute recovery media, just pre-installed OS's. Also, as the license code was upgraded, it no longer allows Win 7 installs to be activated. So it's definitely nothing Asus can fix.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    5. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having previously owned an ASUS laptop, I can verify that they are extremely untrustworthy. Their support is absolutely the worst and the build quality on their products is terrible.

  19. root for the underdog by jm007 · · Score: 1

    for the little guy to have a chance, he HAS to do something outrageous; something that might recruit public opinion to work for him; he can't compete with MS's sheer size and resources; how effective would a small claims approach be?

    does anyone think MS won't use everything they have to their own advantage?

    when you go up against Goliath and you're small, do you don armor and shield and hope it all works out? or maybe try a tactic that increases your chance for success?

    standing up for himself, I admire that

    1. Re:root for the underdog by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Asking for $600M for a botched up laptop sure is gonna make the news in a few places like here (especially because anything Microsoft is clickbait on /.), but "recruit public opinion to work for him"? Fat chance, he just sounds like a whiny cheapskate.

    2. Re:root for the underdog by jm007 · · Score: 1

      didn't say it would work or not, just that he has to try something a bit more guerrilla in order to increase his chances

      and out of curiosity, how much does one have to be 'inconvenienced' before it rises to a level where pushing back is acceptable? do you have a monetary limit? perhaps time? what if he values his own time and money more than you? should he first get your permission?

  20. good for him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regularly I reload windows 7 and/or windows 10 from upgrades that go sideways for clients. sucks for them.

    Though i love Microsoft for the ability to make a living doing this, I would rather be doing other things that are more productive with the operating system like software development and design rather than fixing blown updates.

    my 2. correction that will be $150 for my time and effort not $600mil.. doh!

  21. Funny... by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

    I love the way he says "the original OEM vendor is untrustworthy"... Umm.. Does he think that.. magically.. MS *is* trustworthy???? Geez I HOPE not.. MS deserves to get its collective ass kicked HARD for the nasty malware-style way it forced 10 onto systems, BUT this guy will NEVER get anywhere close to the figure he asks for... He's gonna be lucky to get a copy of Win7 out of the suit...

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  22. Restore from backup by PixelPusher1532 · · Score: 1

    If this laptop was worth anywhere near that amount, he should surely have a full disk backup running every hour. Just spin up a virtual machine of the laptop from the backup image, should take about 10 minutes. He can work off the VM from any computer with an RDP client to get him through the day. Then restore the backup to the laptop, should take a few hours depending on size and speed.

  23. Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This idiot will spend more paying a lawyer to fight Microsoft and lose then just ordering a copy of Windows 7 pro still available and installing it. Not like your going to teach Microsoft a lesson or anything.

  24. He might have a case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Microsoft automatically upgraded his OS to Windows 10 w/o asking.

    Otherwise, it doesn't look so good. Why did he choose ASUS if he thought they weren't reliable? Should've done his homework first.

  25. Based on these numbers by puddingebola · · Score: 1

    Based on these numbers, I think I may be owed $1.3 trillion for Windows Vista.

  26. Just re-installed Windows 7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My machine used to run Windows 7, and I had to revert in order to use an application. Unfortunately, I did not have the original installation CD/DVD. Microsoft used to offer the Iso files,but no longer do. So I downloaded the torrent which can be checksummed against the original MS iso.

    https://www.howtogeek.com/186775/how-to-download-windows-7-8-and-8.1-installation-media-legally/

    https://www.pcsteps.com/45-download-windows-7-iso-legally-free-digital-river/

    http://mirror.corenoc.de/digitalrivercontent.net/

    The keys on the side of the computer worked perfectly, with registration occurring over the phone.

    In the time that some idiot took to file a lawsuit, I legally reinstalled Windows 7.

  27. The Three Rules of Computing by meerling · · Score: 1, Informative

    Rule 1: Backup
    Rule 2: BACKUP
    Rule 3: See Rules 1 & 2

    So, when did your data become important to you, before or after you lost it?

    If he had anything important and didn't have it backed up, he's an idiot.

    There's no way his damages come anywhere near $600 million, unless he's utterly incompetent, in which case, he deserves to lose it.
    The unreliability of his OEM isn't Microsofts fault.

    Most computer OEMs don't provide disks for you for the installed software. Instead they use a legal loophole and when you first run the computer it prompts you to make a set of backup/restore disks. Those will essentially be an image of the drive and can be used to restore the computer if you have to nuke & pave. Guess he neglected to do that, or lost his disks. Whichever case is correct, it's still his fault, and not that of Microsoft or the OEM.

    It's not like the increasing persistence about upgrading people wasn't known, and if he still didn't have a backup, he's an incompetent idiot.

    Yes, Microsoft shouldn't be forcing people to upgrade, but that's a different lawsuit, and I believe it's a class action as well. (It is.)

    The laptop is now "non-functional". How about letting a real tech see about that. You never know, I've "fixed" machines by booting into safemode and disabling the old dos crap they had been forcing to run for ages.

    No company is going to support the old stuff forever, not even Microsoft, nor should anyone expect them too. Windows 7 mainstream support ended a couple of years ago, and when it comes to software, life cycles are fast and short compared to other things in the world. The saying is that software ages 10 times faster than the rest of the world.

    It's still possible to buy Windows 7. Suing Microsoft for a copy is stupid. It would be cheaper for him to go buy a new copy than to file the lawsuit. It would also seem to be cheaper for Microsoft to capitulate and just send him one, but that would potentially set a bad precedent that could get really expensive and embarrassing for them, so there's no way in hell they'll do that.

    That guy is an idiot as he doesn't know the difference between "$6,000,000,000.00" and "six hundred million dollars". Sure, you could claim it's a simple typo, but it's got the correct comma separations for six billion, and if you don't correct mistakes like that before sending it to a judge, you can expect to get slapped down by the judge and forced to either go away, or start over from scratch without the screwups.

    We all hate it when our computers go chips up, but it happens, and we have to be prepared for it or it's our fault, like it or not.

    1. Re:The Three Rules of Computing by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
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    2. Re:The Three Rules of Computing by twistedcubic · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "No company is going to support the old stuff forever, not even Microsoft, nor should anyone expect them too."

      He's not asking for support. If I sell you a TV and destroy it five years later, can I legitimately say I destroyed it because "I can't support the TV forever".

    3. Re:The Three Rules of Computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% thumbs up on your write-up. bravo!! love your 3 rules. so true.

    4. Re:The Three Rules of Computing by blindseer · · Score: 1

      The unreliability of his OEM isn't Microsofts fault.

      Microsoft licenses the OEM to ship their products. They are responsible for finding reliable OEMs or supporting the products they produce directly.

      I saw a college classmate go through this hell. He upgraded the Windows OS on his laptop and he had driver problems. As I recall the sound stopped working and the video was flaky. So he calls the people that made his laptop. He's told that they aren't responsible, talk to the chip makers for the video and sound chips. So he contacts the people that made the chips, they said the drivers should be fine, call Microsoft. He calls Microsoft, not their problem, they farmed out support to the people that made the laptop.

      So, Microsoft farms out OS support to the people that make the laptop and then require an OS upgrade that the laptop maker had no intention to support. I call that entirely Microsoft's fault. If they are going to farm out OS support then they need to require that those they farm support out to will support the software they require users to install. If the maker of the laptop is going to take on the responsibility to support the OS then they need the freedom to deny an upgrade in OS from Microsoft.

      It's still possible to buy Windows 7. Suing Microsoft for a copy is stupid. It would be cheaper for him to go buy a new copy than to file the lawsuit. It would also seem to be cheaper for Microsoft to capitulate and just send him one, but that would potentially set a bad precedent that could get really expensive and embarrassing for them, so there's no way in hell they'll do that.

      It is in this single case. Expand this over time and many users. Microsoft should not be able to sell a product and then later revoke the ability to use that product in the future.

      Here's a bad car analogy. GMC sold a bunch of hybrid trucks years ago. They didn't sell well, they had some reliability problems, and they didn't want to provide parts and other support for it. They didn't go around disabling the trucks, they didn't leave the owners hanging with a vehicle that they could no longer get parts. What they did was offer to buy the trucks from the owners. As I recall most people took up the offer and quite likely used that money to buy another GMC truck. The few that refused the offer were now driving vehicles that they knew that they could not get genuine GMC parts for repairs.

      If Microsoft doesn't want to support Windows 7 any longer then I'm sure a lot of people would be fine with that, so long as that means they can continue to use the software. Microsoft could offer to buy the OS back if they didn't want people to use it any more, and they might get people to take up that offer to buy the latest Microsoft OS. It could also mean people buy a Ford instead of a GMC.

      There are laws that keep auto makers from just abandoning their products. It would be nice if we saw similar laws for software. That's not going to happen though if people just take the abuse willingly. It's also not likely if the people that impose this abuse on their customers get rewarded by the customers buying their product AGAIN. They paid for it once, they should not have to buy it twice to keep using it. That's like GMC saying they will no longer make parts for a truck they made but they won't take the truck from them if they BUY IT AGAIN.

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      I am armed because I am free. I am free because I am armed.
    5. Re:The Three Rules of Computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you bought a copy of Windows 7 five years ago, the 'end of mainstream support' date (13 Jan 2015) was widely publicised long before that. You knew what you were getting into. You could have bought Windows 8.1 instead, and then you'd have been able to get it replaced (up until last month, at least).

      If you sell me a TV and clearly advertise up front that "this is not supported past $DATE", and sure enough, some time after $DATE it stops working, then why should I be entitled to $600 million out of you?

  28. Man too stupid to download a file... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Aside from the absurdity of his claim, he could just get a Windows 7 ISO from here: https://www.microsoft.com/en-g...

    1. Re:Man too stupid to download a file... by bankman · · Score: 1

      No, he can't. Microsoft doesn't let you download with OEM keys.

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  29. I found the COA by slashmydots · · Score: 2

    On that model there's a full, unused license COA for Windows 7 under the battery or in the center of the bottom plate. I guess he didn't check.

    1. Re:I found the COA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Those OEM keys usually don't work. I know with Dell and HP, you have to use the Dell or HP version of Windows 7, and the installation checks the BIOS for validation.

    2. Re:I found the COA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win10 "upgrades" disable the original license key. He has the key/code, but MS's authentication will not accept it.

    3. Re:I found the COA by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      That has not been true since approximately 2003 when Dell had to legally stop doing that according to a court order.

  30. My experience by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 2

    re-installing Windows 7 using a regular install DVD and an OEM key is that the online validation never works. You have to use the phone validation. It is tedious, but always works.

    1. Re:My experience by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2

      You can skip validation at install time and validate later once Windows is fully installed and booted. It will be able to validate online then.

    2. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just do it never and it keeps working.

    3. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, I reinstall Windows 7 for customer about 8 times a week, I Rarely ever have Activation issues.
      OEM COA works with any OEM install CD.

      As long as you have that install Key and an ISO your gold.

  31. Prevention by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Why didn't he create a DVD or USB of the Factory Reset when the system was brand new?
    The laptop prompted him to do so, the user manual told him to do so...
    Free

    Of course, no one ever does. And then whines when the drive dies, taking the reset partition and OS with it.

    1. Re:Prevention by Tsolias · · Score: 1

      Prevent your data and system loss in certain cases, like losing the said machine, or the drive goes bad.
      But add to those the chance that MS 10 years after your system's initial release, might take some actions without asking you.
      So, we have so far a few reasons to backup, HDD failure, laptop theft, ransomware infection, MS upgrade.
      ....
      you suggestion sounds like "why didn't he try to protect himself from MS, the vendor of his OS?"

    2. Re:Prevention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe he did and he couldn't find it.

    3. Re:Prevention by fox171171 · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't have to. The damned disc should be included.

      Also it's absurd that you can get the OS on one disc, but making them yourself results in five or six discs. Also leaves a partition behind that may or may not be of any use, that the average Joe won't know how to get rid of anyway.

      I had one crash when making the discs. Since it crashed before finishing, the existing discs were useless. After a reboot, it refused to make any more. What a piece of crap.

  32. Anybody can sue anyone by Megol · · Score: 1

    Don't see why this is worthy to be posted here.

    1. Re:Anybody can sue anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm suing you for 1.2 billion dollars for pointing this out.

    2. Re:Anybody can sue anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. As Anonymous Coward, I have no legal standing to sue anyone, you inconsiderate clod.

  33. If this happened to me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I would sue for the cost of a new laptop plus a couple thousands in damages and legal fees.

      600 million?!....pffhpppfhhppppfppfhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

      I bet he wants Microsoft to throw in a unicorn and a magic carpet to fly on too!

  34. Windows 10 is a bloated, hard disk grinding mess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have Windows 8.1 at work and Windows 10 at home and I hate them both so much. The disk activity on these two versions is insane. Especially at work, I spend so much time looking at the screen waiting for this abomination do whatever it is it does in the background. Man I wish we could have just stayed in the XP era. That's where the peaked and it's been a downhill rolling tire fire ever since. This same principle applies to all of the software I depend on (AutoCAD, Office primarily). They all used to work so smooth in the early 2000s era and now, just like everything else in the world, nothing works.

  35. Using these numbers by puddingebola · · Score: 1

    Using these numbers, I estimate I am owed $1.3 trillion for Windows Vista.

    1. Re:Using these numbers by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      You can say that twice!

  36. I Sued Richard Stallman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Linux was force upgraded on my laptop, and ...

    BAHAHAHA

    yeah, couldn't complete that with a straight face. Sorry.

    Forced upgrade? Holy crap, am I glad that I got off the Microsoft train over a decade ago.
    That train went straight to shit towne.

  37. Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just another reason I've moved so much to open source operating systems and software. I don't currently have my own business, but I have been considering it for a little while. One thing I do know is that I will run it on open source software. I'm also not going to put my data on any hosted cloud service.

  38. "Non-functional" by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    The installer keeps the old Windows 7 install backed up locally so it can be restored if there's a problem with the upgrade. AFAIK there are only a few cases where it is removed::

    1. You run Disk Cleanup inside of the upgraded Windows and remove the data.

    2.. After some period of time the backup is removed as it is presumed the upgrade is working for the you, as you have not tried to restore the backup but have been using the upgraded PC.

    3. You reinstall Windows 10, whereupon it, again, backs up your current Windows install to the backup folder, blowing away whatever is already there (found this out myself). I know this applies to Windows 10 major updates to Windows 10, I assume it also applies to upgrading from Windows 7 but I am not 100% sure.

    In the first two cases, your Windows MUST be functional in order for those deletions to occur in the first place. In the latter, you're now taking technical steps to resolve your problem outside of what Microsoft would recommend you do (restore from the backup it made) and while I suppose there's some wiggle room as the replacement of the backup might be unexpected if you don't think it through, I think it's reasonable to say you've got to take some responsibility for monkeying with things trying to fix it but making it worse.

  39. Re:Windows 10 is a bloated, hard disk grinding mes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bitch bitch bitch it runs slowly cause you are stuck in the past, sure windows 10 will run on your pentium 4 extreme, and sure its going to be slow

    now fuck off

    -Microsoft

  40. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dislike Microsoft as much as anybody, but this guy is just being a douche-nozzle. You know, pirate a copy like everybody else.

  41. The name says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He got Dicked man

    1. Re:The name says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't make fun of his name. He had to go through school with that fucking name.
      No wonder he carries a grudge against people who don't have dick in their name.

  42. This will get dismissed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There won't even be a hearing. The guy sued under the 14th amendment, which governs the relationship between the citizens and the state, not among the citizens themselves. He ought to have sued under the first sale doctrine, and then he would have at least gotten a hearing before it was dismissed.

    "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars. But in our OEM's and our VAR's."

  43. The upgrade does not delete Windows 7 by kriston · · Score: 1

    Nice try, but the upgrade does not delete the Windows 7 installation.

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    Kriston

  44. Haven't had your coffee yet? by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing you hadn't yet had your morning coffee when you read GP and posted that? Let me quote for you the post you replied to:
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    Damages in U.S. civil suits are broken down into two parts:

    Compensatory - to compensate the victim for financial losses suffered.

    Punitive - to discourage the perpetrator from engaging in improper or illegal activities in the future.
    --

    "The award that the plaintiff seeks should have some sort of reflection on the actual damages." - that's the first half. If someone causes damage, they need to compensate the person who suffered the damage. If someone dents your car, they need to pay to have it fixed (via insurance, typically).

    If someone *intentionally* does an unlawful act, *knowing* that it will likely cause damage, punishment is often in order. If someone takes a sledgehammer to your car on purpose, having them pay to have it fixed may not be quite enough.

    > What if the product had been BeOS? ... Those companies are much smaller (or extinct).

    If the owner of BeOS (Access Co.) intentionally broke the law and caused damage to your system, they could be punished harshly with a $1 million award. That would be roughly equal to their profit last year. $1 million wouldn't punish Microsoft.

    1. Re:Haven't had your coffee yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punitive damages are NOT scaled to the size of the company, they are scaled as a multiplier of the compensatory damage. So unless this was a 200 million dollar laptop there is no scenario where the 600 million seems valid.

  45. Microsoft is EXTRAORDINARILY ABUSIVE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish the U.S. had a functional government. Microsoft is EXTRAORDINARILY ABUSIVE, in my opinion, and nothing has been done to stop the abuse.

    1. Re:Microsoft is EXTRAORDINARILY ABUSIVE. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I wish the U.S. had a functional government. Microsoft is EXTRAORDINARILY ABUSIVE, in my opinion, and nothing has been done to stop the abuse.

      People have voted for Microsoft with their wallets. Caveat emptor.

  46. Re:Windows 10 is a bloated, hard disk grinding mes by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up !!!

  47. you only need a install disk by luther349 · · Score: 1

    its easy enough to look online for a install disk that has no cracks installed then use your key that printed on the machine or embedded in efi. its not Microsoft issue that you can't figure this out.

  48. Downlaod the ISO and go to town... by Macdude · · Score: 1

    1. Download the Windows 7 ISO (https://www.microsoft.com/en-ca/software-download/windows7)
    2. Install using the license key that's on the sticker on the bottom of your system.
    3. Profit!

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    1. Re:Downlaod the ISO and go to town... by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 1

      1. Download the Windows 7 ISO (https://www.microsoft.com/en-ca/software-download/windows7) 2. Install using the license key that's on the sticker on the bottom of your system. 3. Profit!

      Came here to say this. But actually step 3 is "No Profit" , at least not to the tune of 600 million smackeroonies.

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    2. Re:Downlaod the ISO and go to town... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Will the Microsoft retail ISO install with an OEM product key?

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  49. The New Model by fred911 · · Score: 1

    " get people to take up that offer to buy the latest Microsoft OS."

    The problem is that MS doesn't really want to sell their software. What they want to sell is user metrics and their software as a service. Their real money made is enterprise service contracts, they're moving home users to the model (and most don't even realize it).

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  50. Years ago, Windows XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I built an early Windows XP computer, circa 2001-2. I bought Windows XP with a motherboard or something from a white box assembler. MS accepted it as a real, legitimate copy, and I was registered for several years. Then, one AM I woke up to find a message, a full screen message, not an email, that my copy was fake, or no legitimate. I was able to say, no thanks, and keep it working. But I could not longer install upgrade packs, including security upgrades. (Have they ever of heard immunity?).
    Eventually a friend found an upgraded version. I was naive the time about such issues, but looking back I realized my upgrades was some grey market--I'm not asking any questions.
    Raise you hand if you've had similar problems with Microsoft...
    hmm. Almost 94%!

  51. Then the amount would be much larger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He did not want to add lawyer's fees; that gesture would indeed prove that he is a pest.

  52. What Next? by dave562 · · Score: 1

    Verizon pushes OTA Android update to Samsung Galaxy owners. Man decides new update makes phone too slow. Sues Google for $600 million or bone stock Android ROM? Justifies law suit because he does not trust Samsung and therefore the problem is with Google?

    How does nonsense like this even gain traction in the first place?

  53. Why do people make stuff up when they don't know? by raymorris · · Score: 1

    When you don't know anything about a topic, why bother making stuff up, imagining what you think might be true, and posting it?

    - TXO Production Corp. v. Alliance Resources Corp -
    SCOTUS affirmed an award of $10 million in punitive damages. The compensatory damages were $19,000.

    - Phillip Morris USA vs Williams -

      $821,485.50 in compensatory damages and $79.5 million in punitive damages.

    -- Federal jury instructions, telling the jury how to decide on the amount of punitive damages --

    In considering the amount of any punitive damages, consider the degree of reprehensibility of the defendantâ(TM)s conduct [, including whether the conduct that harmed the plaintiff was particularly reprehensible because it also caused actual harm or posed a substantial risk of harm to people who are not parties to this case.

    Certain narrowly defined cases have limits. For example, Year 2000 bug actions against *individuals* (not corporations) are limited to treble damages. (15 U.S. Code  6604)

    In most states, punitive damages are a common law matter, controlled by precedent court cases (not statues passed by the legistlature.) SCOTUS has ruled that ridiculously high damages can violate the 14th amendment, while refusing to define what "too high" is across the board. They've indicated that in *most cases*, punitive damages more than ten times the amount of compensatory damages would raise 14th amendment issues.

    A *minority* of states cap punitive damages by statute. Texas, for example, uses a formula of economic and non-economic compensatory damages which results in a punitive max of three times the compensatory. Most states, however, do not.

  54. Dickman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, that's his name?

  55. What "damages" ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order to sue for damages, there has to actually have been damages. In order for this guy to have any kind of case at all, he'd have to be able to demonstrate that he lost $600 million as a direct result of MS forcing the upgrade.

    You can't just sue for "damages" because you think someone did something wrong and you're annoyed. There has to have actually been damage.

  56. Oh, please.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please let him win, please let him win, please let him win...

  57. Just looking to get PAID by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

    ......here is a page full of links from Newegg to buy copies of Windows 7 from OEM version to full. https://www.newegg.com/Product...

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  58. Re: Why do people make stuff up when they don't kn by Brockmire · · Score: 1

    Based on your last sentence, it's sounds like you could have started your response with that, so that your attack on him doesn't sort of finish with basically saying, "you'd be right in Texas, but not everywhere else". The person seems to have some idea, just not informed outside of Texas. I don't care enough to find out where this was filed, but seems like it should matter to your discussion when you're correcting someone that may be right.

  59. First three words of the summary by raymorris · · Score: 1

    The first words of TFS are "An Albuquerque man has sued Microsoft and its CEO -- Satya Nadella -- seeking a fresh copy of Windows 7 or $600 million in damages". So clearly not Texas.

    In fact this is a federal suit (interstate commerce), so federal rules apply and I quoted the federal jury instruction for him.

  60. Microsoft got away with alot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am surprised there wasn't a class action lawsuit in the U.S. Microsoft forced the Windows 10 upgrade on some PCs - sometimes rebooting right in the middle of the user doing work. They also put the upgrade on systems that weren't qualified by the manufacturer for Windows 10.

    What gives Microsoft the right to mess with a users computer when they have no idea if the computer is supported or if there is any software on the system that may not be compatible?

    Some users may have been aware enough to go back to Windows 7, which wasn't intuitive or obvious. I still see systems that try to upgrade to Windows 10 - but fails.

  61. 600 million damages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel I deserve that after trying out windows fucking 10 on some new hardware.

    Windows 10 is one of the worst designed pieces of shut after System fucking d.

    I wish Microsoft and nardella would eat a bucket full of warm shit. And Lennart fucking pottering. Purely for the bullshit they have inflicted upon decent hard working it folk. Which neither nardella or harry fucking pottering are.

  62. Windows.older by GerryHattrick · · Score: 1

    On first start of Win10 after 'upgrade', rename Windows.old to Windows.bak. Months later if you're happy (most of my cousins are, and they give me fewer problems once they're on properly-deloused Win10), delete that big folder to save space.

  63. about 0 chances of winning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    about 99.99% chance of getting 5000$ for himself and 20000$ for his lawer , by out of court deal.
     

  64. Re: Don't excuse abuse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux, the Jill Stein of desktop operating systems

  65. Love German rules by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

    If you are asking for â600 million, then the judge takes that number and calculates the fees for the court and for each side's lawyer. Let's say one percent each. So this costs you â6 million for the court, and for each set of lawyers.

    The cost is paid by the loser. If you were awarded â12 million, that would be two percent of what you asked for, so you pay 98% of the total cost and end up with 6 million debt.

    On the other hand, this also can force defendants to offer payment. If you sue me for $10,000 and I think I owe you $8,000 then I can offer $0 and will probably pay 80% of the cost for a $10,000 case. Or I could offer to pay $8,000 and will pay a much lower percentage of the cost of a $2,000 case; if I offer $8,000 and the judge says $8,000 then I won the case and pay no cost.

    1. Re:Love German rules by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      "Loser pays" is rare (or nonexistent) in the US, common in other countries.

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  66. The word you want is M-O-O-T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and you're a dink for using 'mute'. Yes, it's MOOT Shaming.

  67. Forced update breaks hardware compatibility by fox171171 · · Score: 1

    My dad had a system downgrade to Windows 10 on him. He didn't want it to. I didn't know until it was too late to go back. He had a nice flatbed scanner that would not work with Win10, as there are no new drivers for it.

  68. Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He needs to upgrade both laptop AND OS.

  69. Microsoft Headquarters Of Canada? by kackle · · Score: 1

    I'm not your buddy, guy!

  70. How does it work in US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Poland, to sue somebody, I have to pay 5% of the lawsuit value to the court. Up front. If I win, the losing side will return it. But if I lose - I lose. Having to pay 30 megadollars stops people from using such unreasonable amounts.