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Netflix Banned From Competing At Cannes Film Festival Due To Lack of Theatrical Releases (theverge.com)

Netflix has been banned from competing in the Cannes Film Festival, according to a report from The Hollywood Reporter. "Theirry Fremaux, the head of Cannes, told THR last week the ban is because Netflix refuses to release its films in theaters, choosing instead to debut them on its streaming service and, in some rare cases, do day-and-date releases so the film can be seen both online and off," reports The Verge. From the report: In the case of Bong Joon-ho's Okja and Noah Baumbach's The Meyerowitz Stories -- films that were entered into last year's Cannes to widespread protest from French filmmakers -- Netflix was unable to secure last-minute permits for one-week theatrical releases due to French media regulations. "Last year, when we selected these two films, I thought I could convince Netflix to release them in cinemas. I was presumptuous, they refused," Fremaux told THR. "The Netflix people loved the red carpet and would like to be present with other films. But they understand that the intransigence of their own model is now the opposite of ours." Starting with this year's Cannes, which takes place in May, films screened in competition will need to have a French theatrical release. Netflix is still allowed to show films at Cannes, Fremaux added, but its films will not be eligible for the prestigious Palme d'Or.

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  1. Hmm, time for another Cannes... by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I were Netflix I would use the very large amount of money it has, to go in with Amazon to make a second Cannes that accepts the world as it is (maybe call it "Jarres"), and let Cannes as it is now fade into irrelevancy. Do you think stars would be more, or less likely to go to something sponsored by Netflix and Amazon?

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    1. Re:Hmm, time for another Cannes... by 110010001000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Like a second Cannes, but with blackjack and hookers? Sounds like a plan.

    2. Re:Hmm, time for another Cannes... by gnick · · Score: 1

      Do you think stars would be more, or less likely to go to something sponsored by Netflix and Amazon?

      Depends on the stars. Most of the big names are still doing their work for Netflix/Amazon's competition.

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    3. Re:Hmm, time for another Cannes... by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know, I almost said that myself - but then I realized the Cannes we have today is probably well stocked with blackjack and hookers already. :-)

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    4. Re: Hmm, time for another Cannes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      #forkTheCannes

    5. Re:Hmm, time for another Cannes... by sd4f · · Score: 1

      Do you think stars would be more, or less likely to go to something sponsored by Netflix and Amazon?

      It probably comes down to marketing. Considering some (or many, dunno) of the stars go to the existing events with designer clothes, jewelry and accessories that they're paid to wear, I don't think they'd go if it wasn't lucrative for them, but then, their presence also gives the event some gravitas, which it otherwise wouldn't have, so that probably helps the remainders to feel special when they aren't making money out of the event.

    6. Re:Hmm, time for another Cannes... by Zorro · · Score: 1

      Like the Sundance Film Festival? In Park City, Utah?

      Think someone already made one.

    7. Re:Hmm, time for another Cannes... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are other film festivals - but not other Cannes. I'm thinking, stick it to them with a festival set in France, at the same time, preferably at an even nicer location.

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    8. Re:Hmm, time for another Cannes... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      +1 Make it in an nice part of France.
      Move the wealth away from the part of France that though it was better than "streaming" media.
      Another part of France will embrace and support streaming media and will give a great location to celebrate art.

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    9. Re: Hmm, time for another Cannes... by breeze95 · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are many. Toronto International Film Festival and Sundance Film Festival are two film festivals that are almost as prestigious as Cannes film Festival.

    10. Re:Hmm, time for another Cannes... by hai_Priesty · · Score: 1

      Supposedly "classy" celebrities outfit versus stars from actual Adult Video News (AVN) Awards: (safe for workplace :) )

      Some Met Gala Guests Wore Less Than Porn Stars Wore To The AVN Awards, from Elite Daily

      https://imgur.com/evSy8FL

      Pr0n stars are classier than many celebs today.

    11. Re: Hmm, time for another Cannes... by reanjr · · Score: 1

      Sundance is most def more prestigious than Cannes to anyone who doesn't have a hard-on for European cinema. The US is the center of the cinematic world; has been for generations. Sorry, Francos.

    12. Re: Hmm, time for another Cannes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toronto and Sundance?! Not really, not even close. "Prestige" is an ambiguous category, however, if we look at history, both ancient and recent, the only film festival that is as "prestigious" as Cannes is Venice, and it could actually exploit this situation to surpass it. Besides being the most ancient in the world, in the last 4 years it hosted the world-premieres of three out of the four movies that ended up winning the Best Picture Oscar, something that is making Cannes' organizers furious. If now Venice also grabs all the (best) Netflix film exclusives it would definitely kick Cannes to the curb.

    13. Re: Hmm, time for another Cannes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...to anyone who doesn't have a hard-on for European cinema.

      Do you mean anyone who watches "movies" like The Avengers or Black Panther? Yeah, for that category, Sundance is unbeatable...
      For everything else, Cannes and (most importantly) Venice are in another universe.

    14. Re:Hmm, time for another Cannes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You know, I almost said that myself - but then I realized the Cannes we have today is probably well stocked with blackjack and hookers already. :-)

      Then how about Bojack and hookers?

    15. Re:Hmm, time for another Cannes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Hot d'Or Festival used to run simultaneously to Cannes, just on the outskirts of the city, allowing for porn to seamlessly integrate in with arthouse cinema.

    16. Re: Hmm, time for another Cannes... by reanjr · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but do you actually think Sundance plays movies like Thor and Black Panther? Do you even know what a film festival is?

  2. Relevance of Theater by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd say that most movie houses aren't actually theaters either.

    From Wikipedia

    Theatre or theater[1] is a collaborative form of fine art that uses live performers, typically actors or actresses, to present the experience of a real or imagined event before a live audience in a specific place, often a stage.

    And My Home Viewing Setup is better than any movie house from 50 years ago (Except maybe the Real Buttered Popcorn)

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    1. Re:Relevance of Theater by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And My Home Viewing Setup is better than any movie house from 50 years ago (Except maybe the Real Buttered Popcorn)

      You're not making real buttered popcorn? What's really great is if you do it on the stove in ghee, then top it with a bit of butter. You don't use as much actual butter, but it obviously still comes out super-buttery.

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    2. Re: Relevance of Theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except, that ain't butter.

    3. Re: Relevance of Theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      except, that ain't butter.

      I can't believe that.

    4. Re: Relevance of Theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's what she said

    5. Re: Relevance of Theater by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      50 years ago, it was. :-D

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    6. Re:Relevance of Theater by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Ghee is one of the many pleasures I have in cooking. Most people don't have a clue why it is so good to cook with.

      TBH, I never thought of cooking Popcorn in it. Thanks for that tip!

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    7. Re:Relevance of Theater by Talderas · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you're modded insightful. Funny? Sure. This is not an insightful comment.

      Theater is an overloaded term. The page you are referencing is referring to theater as an art form to which the movie art form is cinematography.

      Theater as a building, which you would have been able to find by following the "other uses" link, is a type of building or environment that contains a stage and seating. Theaters can host a multitude of events from musical concerts, plays, comedians, or even cinema but it is best envisioned where live performers are upon the stage and the audience is in the seating.

      The term theater can also reference a movie theater, because adjective-nouns are a subset of noun, which is a building that is setup specifically to host events for viewing cinema.

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  3. diluting their own award by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

    It's like professional sports in the Olympics.
    The best players in the world don't complete in the Olympic games because their professional careers don't give them the opportunity.

    So the gold medal winners aren't really top of their sport, they're top of the group who doesn't have a high paying professional contract.

    1. Re:diluting their own award by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Awesome! I'm waiting for the professional sprinter faster than Bolt, the old record is not good enough for me. :-p

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    2. Re:diluting their own award by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      The Olympics is the top of the track & field sports.

      It's not for professional sports like Basket Ball, Baseball, Soccer and Golf.

      Justin Rose won gold for golf in the 2016 Olympics.
      He's had 8 wins on the PGA tour.

      Meanwhile, 150 other people have more PGA wins than him.

    3. Re:diluting their own award by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Depends entirely on the sport.

      Track and field? Best athletes in the world

      Swimming? Ditto.

      Skiing? Yep.

      The list goes on and on. It's really on a small subset of professional sports where the Olympics don't represent the best athletes in the world.

    4. Re:diluting their own award by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Here's a few sports in the 2020 Olympics that won't be representing the best in the world:

      baseball
      softball
      basketball
      beach vollyball
      boxing
      hockey
      golf
      judo
      karate
      rugby
      sailing
      soccer
      surfing
      taekwondo
      tennis

      They're considering adding squash, wakeboarding, dancing, bowling and netball too.

      It's more than just a handful.

    5. Re:diluting their own award by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      We've just had Winter Olympics. So golf, of all things, is absolutely not the thing that comes to my mind when you say "Olympics" in March 2018. What is the percentage of sport disciplines that Olympics are not the top of? Is it 5%? 10%? 30%? 50%? 70%?

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    6. Re:diluting their own award by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      (The percentage of Olympic sport disciplines, to be more accurate...)

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    7. Re:diluting their own award by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      I'm not your research monkey.
      Also, the Summer Olympics is a lot bigger than the Winter Olympics.

      Regarding your first reply to my first comment, Usain Bolt has never won a medal at the Winter Olympics.

    8. Re:diluting their own award by Talderas · · Score: 1

      There's 34 sports in the summer Olympics. A sport in Olympic jargon is "all the events that are sanctioned by one international sport federation."

      Aquatics, Basketball, Canoeing/Kayaking, Cycling, Gymnastics, Volleyball, Equestian, and Wrestling are multi-discipline sports.

      Archery, Athletics, Badminton, Baseball, Boxing, Fencing, Field Hockey, Football (Soccer), Golf, Handball, Judo, Karate, Pentathlon, Rowing, Rugby, Sailing, Shooting, Skateboarding, Softball, Sport Climbing, Surfing, Table Tennis, Taekwondo, Tennis, Triathlon, Weightlifting are the remaining 27 sports.

      Basketball, Baseball, Football, Golf, and Tennis are sports I would all peg as potentially not the top performers which is nearly 15% of the sports in the Olympics. As far as events go those constitute 14 events in the Olympics... out of 339 events for barely 4% of events.

      Boxing is another sport in the Olympics that might not attract the top talent. That's another 13 events.

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  4. Lemme check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Let's have a look at the fuckometer and see how many fucks we give....

    .\........

    Well, that's not many fucks at all.

    Cannes is pretty much just a big virtue signal fest and seeing off Netflix is about par for the course. I'm pretty sure this problem isn't going to dominate the next Netflix board meeting while they're trying to figure out what to do with their $560 million in profits.

  5. Re:who cares!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed, I have never gone to a movie because it was at the Cannes. In fact, it's a reason _NOT_ to go to it.

  6. It's French government censorship by diamondmagic · · Score: 5, Informative

    TFA is terrible at explaining this, but the reason Netflix can't enter Cannes is because their movies haven't been in French cinemas, and the reason their movies haven't been in French cinemas is because it's illegal to to show movies inside and outside cinemas at the same time: http://merlin.obs.coe.int/iris...

    1. Re:It's French government censorship by bettodavis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, this is french statism in all its glory.

      And they are very protective of their movie industry, a lot of it depending on public subventions.

    2. Re: It's French government censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That law sound like an excellent use of lawmakers time.

    3. Re: It's French government censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it keeps them occupied Iâ(TM)m all for it.

    4. Re:It's French government censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada: "Aww..."

    5. Re:It's French government censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they pay, they get a say. Not very different from Netflix, or Google, or Pissbuk --uh-- Facebook or Microsoft, or...

      It may feel like choosing between horse manure or radiation-sick rat vomit. Now guess which is which.

    6. Re:It's French government censorship by Calydor · · Score: 2

      Oh, and by the way, it's not France that has a language police. Not only are you clueless, you're ignorant as well.

      https://www.thelocal.fr/galler...

      Just a quick Google for 'french language police'. Just recently they were in the news for wanting a different French word for 'smartphone'.

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    7. Re:It's French government censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Ministry of Culture is not a "language police", they can't really prevent French citizens from using words they don't recommend. It's not like you get fined if you say "Computer" instead of "Ordinator" (or whatever it is, it's been a while since I learned French)

    8. Re:It's French government censorship by lgw · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true clueless anglo-saxon that has never lived with the fear of seeing his own culture slowly fade away and go extinct.

      Funny, I saw a rally by a bunch of anglo-saxons that live with the fear of seeing their own culture slowly fade away and go extinct. They were carrying tiki torches and chanting "they will not replace us". To me, they didn't seem like models of virtue.

      when you cannot be served in english anywhere you go, when you can't find a single book, a single movie, a single song in english anymore. When every single day of your life you feel like a stranger, an immigrant, an outcast, in the very country you were born in.

      Yup, that's pretty much exactly what those guys were protesting.

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    9. Re:It's French government censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the tone and content of your reply pretty much confirms what I was saying. Absolutely no understanding of the desperation of a culture simply trying to survive. Instead, denigrate it by likening it to neo-nazi scum. Who was I to expect any attempt at understanding and compassion from a member of a culture that rose to prominance through cultural genocide practiced over centuries.

      Know that when your turn comes (and believe me, it will come), you'll get as much sympathy from the rest of the world as you've showed them, i.e. none.

    10. Re:It's French government censorship by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      From the link provided "The regulations in force until now contained a legal loophole which allowed the import and sale in France of DVDs from zone 1 which had no sub-titles, sometimes even before the film had been shown in a cinema" Looks like all they needed to do was release the video without subs before Cannes and they would have been fine

    11. Re:It's French government censorship by butchersong · · Score: 1

      To me, they didn't seem like models of virtue.

      What exactly did you find objectionable about them?

    12. Re:It's French government censorship by lgw · · Score: 1

      So what exactly is the difference between your fear of your culture fading away, and their fear of their culture fading away? No, seriously, enlighten me? I'm not trying to suggest that your culture should fade away, by any means.

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    13. Re:It's French government censorship by lgw · · Score: 1

      Their presentation. It seemed to go beyond political objection to intimidation. Oh, they go about it differently from Antifa (opposite, really) but the implication of violence seemed just as strong.

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  7. Re:who cares!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    We were all dying to know that you don't care about this article. And what better place to announce it than a message board specifically for discussing said article? Would you mind telling us about some of the other things you don't care about?

    Thank you for the Interesting, Insigtful, and not-at-all Redundant post indicating your indifference.

  8. amusing by gravewax · · Score: 2

    Cannes seems to fail to recognise the irony here. Organisations like Cannes will die off because of the intransigence of the film industry and their own dated model.

    1. Re:amusing by gravewax · · Score: 2

      where the fuck did a I say I wanted them to change? pointing out their lack of willingness to evolve doesn't mean I think they should. Personally I don't give a shit if they stay the way they are and die or if they evolve and survive, these sort of festivals are completely irrelevant to me.

  9. who cares? by ooloorie · · Score: 2

    Sometimes, Cannes picks genuinely good movies. Often, they just pick pretentious crap like Melancholia. On balance, an award at Cannes is more likely to be a negative than a positive.

    1. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but Melancholia provided an opportunity to see Kirsten Dunst (artistically) naked - without having to wrestle with complex ethical questions relating to viewing (naked) photos of another person that were obtained without their consent. :)

    2. Re:who cares? by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      they just pick pretentious crap like Melancholia

      Anyway Netflix wouldn't stand a chance. "Crap" movies like "Melancholia" at least show innovation, and you might not like the story but acting and directing are good. Netflix is focused on "recipes that work", delivering satisfying shows like McDonald's serves food to appease hunger pangs.

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    3. Re:who cares? by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      "Crap" movies like "Melancholia" at least show innovation, and you might not like the story but acting and directing are good.

      Great art tends to be innovative. But innovative art is rarely great art.

    4. Re:who cares? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      i once went to an experimental art performance. (I was a friend of the soprano, along with about a quarter of the rest of the audience.) My conclusion: if you know it's going to succeed and/or be good, it isn't experimental.

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    5. Re:who cares? by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      The point remains: although most great art is innovative, great art is a tiny percentage among all innovative art and most innovative art is crap. So, even if Melancholia had been innovative (instead of the trite, boring piece it was), that wouldn't have been something in its favor.

      Furthermore, if the art succeeds among the modern bourgeoisie and academics, the kind of people that go to "experimental performances", you can be pretty certain that it isn't great art: both groups of people are overwhelmingly ignorant fools.

  10. Re:who cares!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised they don't at least make an exception for LGBT themed movies. They eat that stuff up at Cannes. The only sure way to get raves.

  11. Re:who cares!!! by sd4f · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the industry didn't make such an event out of this stuff, then no one would!

    The other thing is, it also shows how resistant to change the industry is. Just like they couldn't embrace the digital frontier and have had problems with piracy, even now, with streaming, which is a way to get people to pay for this stuff (i.e. not pirate) and they still don't want them in their little club. Not that I really care, but watching from the sidelines makes me think that in doing this, they're displaying a stubbornness and willingness to go down with the ship, if it comes to that.

  12. Cannes bannes all films not relseased in france by goombah99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    this article is pure ignorance. it's not the france is banning netflix for not showing films in theaters. It's that cannes has always exclded films not released in france.

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    1. Re:Cannes bannes all films not relseased in france by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense spotted

  13. NetCannes by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Cannes film festival shot in its foot, in my opinion. Netflix now just have to run the NetCannes festival, excluding films that are not available online.

  14. Don't play to lose by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    Okja and The Meyerowitz Stories were OK, but they're not going to compete with any of the Cannes finalists. Netflix will just keep trying and Cannes will eventually realize that requiring a theatrical release is an artifact of a bygone era.

    Personally, I think some of the mini-series on Netflix are more worthy of Cannes than those two movies, but again, Cannes doesn't understand that the world has moved on.

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  15. They should also ban Disney... by greenwow · · Score: 2

    since they no longer use film, and it's a film festival.

    1. Re:They should also ban Disney... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen a cinema with an actual film projector in a while. Of course they still exist, but that's not what most people are attending.

  16. Re:who cares!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, your eloquent presentation of your similarly derivative opinion is such a welcome change at slashdot----NOT!

  17. It already exists by mschaffer · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's called the Las Vegas Film Festival.

  18. Cannes is committing suicide. by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

    This is the world we live in today, and by ignoring modern movie distribution to pretend we're still living in the past, Cannes is only making themselves irrelevant and in the blink of an eye, the world will turn their backs and ignore the film festival.

    1. Re:Cannes is committing suicide. by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      At least Cannes stays true to themselves.

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  19. The Old Guard and the Changing Business Model by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

    Netflix and all the up and coming digital providers of content will face this same backlash from the existing community of studio executives and producers. They are all in bed with the theater owners so it's not a movie if it's shown outside the theater to try to disregard the new content medium.

    In the end they will fail and the new big players will be the distributors and that scares the daylights out of all these old school guards that have made millions skimming the existing system by screwing over the theater owners. Ultimately they awards will enter the modern age or they will be supplanted by new awards that recognize the new market. I concur with previous posters that suggested netflix, amazon and others work together to create those new award shows and drive that old guard into the grave.

  20. Laughing all the way to the bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cannes? Yesterday's news. They create and show little content so artsy fartsy with a glass of wine in their hands. They get to dress up and feel self important for perhaps another half decade before they become a past thing. Enjoy the wine.
    Netflix? Much content. In time an 'Online award system will arise.' Netflix is making money where many short and independents aren't.

  21. Amazon is playing the game.. by mattack2 · · Score: 1

    Apparently Amazon is playing the game, at least in the USA, because I've seen a couple of Amazon produced-or-at-least-distributed movies in theaters. (With MoviePass, of course.) For example, The Big Sick.

  22. Re:who cares!!! by datavirtue · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cannes just kissed their small sliver of relevancy goodbye.

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  23. Remember the Granatelli STP turbine race car? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

    It competed at Indy in 1968 and lapped the entire field before crapping out right at the end with a minor mechanical problem. But because all the pricey Offenhausers driving the other Indy cars immediately became obsolete, the official response was to ban turbines at Indy in future years. That was the moment when the US yielded world domination of automotive technology to Asia.

    Cannes used to be one of the great festivals for indy films. This decision makes it the Indy of the film world.

    1. Re:Remember the Granatelli STP turbine race car? by Apostalypse · · Score: 1

      Funny, a similar story came to my mind - the Mini Cooper at the Monte Carlo Rally. A little British city car, with comparatively little modification, wiped the floor with custom built continental exotica costing many times the price and several times the horsepower, finishing in all three top places in 1966 - after which the hosts banned it on a tenuous headlight infraction.

  24. Re: who cares!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah I thought it was a film festival... About films. Didn't realize it was a movie theater profit festival.

  25. Re: Cannes bannes all films not relseased in franc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're saying French people don't get Netflix ? Or what does "release" mean?

  26. Who watches anything based on Cannes Reviews ? by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    Do you ? Do you even know anyone who does ? Do they ?

    The number of awards $show has been nominated for, how many A list actors are in it or the fact it was featured in some obscure film festival that few outside of the entertainment business even know about has zero impact on my decision to watch material X vs material Y.

    IMO, this is the industry doing everything it possibly can to discredit the newcomer in a last ditch effort before the inevitable happens.

    Dear Industry: You either evolve with the times, or you go extinct. Simple as that really.

    1. Re:Who watches anything based on Cannes Reviews ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget, those with money can buy their way out of extinction. The whole law about preventing films from being available in cinemas and online at the same time is an example of that.

      And yeah, Cannes is great if you want movies about gay cowboys eating pudding or yet more people suffering with cancer.

  27. Fair is fair by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

    This is how it's been for real movie companies too, even when their primary intent is to do a TV movie or home video release. If they want to be considered for various awards, they have to put the goddamn thing in actual theaters enough to qualify.

    This has been going on for decades.

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  28. Re:who cares!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not that I care a lot, but I certainly care more about Cannes than say Oscars..

  29. Pun intended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... Netflix has been canned from the festival?

    1. Re:Pun intended by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      > So... Netflix has been canned from the festival?

      Cannes cans Netflix?

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  30. Cinemas has had their monopoly way too long by xenobyte · · Score: 1

    Most piracy is all about access to releases. If you live the wrong place you are discriminated against when it comes to legal access to movies, tv-shows and music. Pirates have long ago stepped up to fill this gap. The only valid path is to release globally on all forms of media every single time. The cinemas then would need to wake up and devise a concept people would want to pay extra for - sound, picture, environment... Upgrade the hard gun-filled seats and the overpriced popcorn and be vigilant so that noisy guests (talking, on the phone etc.) are kicked out immedately.

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  31. Re: who cares!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shhhh! Emperor. Clothes. You know.

  32. Re: Cannes bannes all films not relseased in franc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Movie theaters.

    The movies are released on the french version of netflix.

  33. Re:who cares!!! by nagora · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what the issue is - an organisation that exists to support cinema is refusing to support a different organisation that is committed to undermining cinema (by "cinema" I mean the physical act of going to see a movie on a big screen in a publicly accessible building). Why *should* they support that any more than they allow oil paintings or books to enter?

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  34. Complicated by DrYak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it's not the france is banning netflix for not showing films in theaters. It's that cannes has always exclded films not released in france.

    But, Netflix cannot release in theater even if they wanted, because some weird old protectionist law make it impossible to both release online and in theater at the same time.

    (The law was designed in such a way so that back in the days, movie theaters would have a window of opportunity to try to profit from a movie, before the movie got unleashed on VHS tapes. Of course it was probably presented as some crap like "movie theater should be noble place used to display art, not to serve as vile commercial to advertise VHS sold in shops").

    Similar restriction also (used to) exist regarding the timing of TV releases(*) in France (again to guarantee a "right to profit" to those who released before).

    And modern EU-wide laws (that also exist in France) prevents Netflix from geo-locking (They cannot block streaming of some movie to French IP addresses for the sake of France's movie theater release priorities).

    So yeah, it *is* France's law that a preventing Netflix to compete in Canne due to some indirect interactions that blocks Netflix from doing what they are required to do in order to compete.

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    1. Re:Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not the france is banning netflix for not showing films in theaters. It's that cannes has always exclded films not released in france.

      But, Netflix cannot release in theater even if they wanted, because some weird old protectionist law make it impossible to both release online and in theater at the same time.

      (The law was designed in such a way so that back in the days, movie theaters would have a window of opportunity to try to profit from a movie, before the movie got unleashed on VHS tapes.

      Online == Over the Internet
      VHS Tapes were produced and used before Internet streaming services existed and they were never produced for online consumption.

      The law may have protected release in theaters and on physical media at the same time but that does not apply to Netflix streaming either.

    2. Re:Complicated by tepples · · Score: 1

      The law may have protected release in theaters and on physical media at the same time but that does not apply to Netflix streaming either.

      This citation states that the law applies to video on demand services. What citation states that it does not?

  35. Oh dear... another dinosaur by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

    Better let it die and create a better film festival in its place.

  36. Then I propose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we rename the Cannes films Festival to Cannes Cinema Festival since it's about cinema and not movies it seems.

  37. Cannes is on its way to irrelevance by reanjr · · Score: 1

    If a major film festival decides to ban the largest producer and distributor of film, it's pretty clear that film festival is entering its death spiral.

  38. So enlightened by brucekeller · · Score: 1

    Shows you how with it and enlightened all those Cannes film people are with their constant onanistic tendencies.

  39. Re: who cares!!! by reanjr · · Score: 1

    The organization claims to be a film festival, not a cinema festival. Netflix has brought to light the lie that Cannes is about art; Cannes is actually an incestuous profit machine with no regard for art.

  40. diddle your vag more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh you don't like the cable company? Oh.. that;s a shame, we're the only ones in town *rubs vag*

  41. France requires a 36 month theater-to-VOD window by tepples · · Score: 1

    it's not the france is banning netflix for not showing films in theaters.

    Yes it is. France has statutory release windows, which forbid a movie distributor that shows a movie in theaters in France from offering that movie for streaming on an all-you-can-eat video-on-demand service for 36 months after initial theatrical exhibition.

  42. Re:who cares!!! by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    Would you mind telling us about some of the other things you don't care about?

    Gay marriage... and, um, Pokemon.

  43. Re: who cares!!! by nagora · · Score: 1

    The organization claims to be a film festival, not a cinema festival.

    It started in 1939 (although it was postponed until '46) when the two were synonymous.

    Netflix has brought to light the lie that Cannes is about art; Cannes is actually an incestuous profit machine with no regard for art.

    Well, that sounds so unlike the well-known art charity Netflix, doesn't it? Next you'll be telling me that the Oscar for Best Film doesn't always go to the year's best film! Sorry - Oscar®.

    I'm not arguing about either side's morality, just that Netflix is basically complaining that rain is wet and that the Pope grasp of bar mitzvah is lacking in detail. It's just a whine.

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  44. Re: who cares!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because Netflix is making avant guard art. If you exclude the most interesting works than winning becomes meaningless. If winning is meaningless than ultimately nobody will pay attention anymore. If the underlayng reason for the festival was to build excitement about film to sell more tickets you cant succeed without the excitement

  45. Just what are they alleging? by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    That film festivals are run by ... snobs ???

    What ??!

    Also in headlines: Could Today Be 2018's Slowest News Day?

    1. Re:Just what are they alleging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Also in headlines: Could Today Be 2018's Slowest News Day?

      Love this!

  46. Might be a bit short-sighted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Straight-to-streaming is the future. Big studio blockbusters will likely still be made for decades, but the artistic, independent films that Cannes used to be known for are mostly distributed by streaming.

    Cannes may just very well have made itself irrelevant.

  47. Re:who cares!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Small sliver of relevancy? Without Cannes there would have been no Pulp Fiction, nor hundreds of other classic films that used the festival as a launchpad. Cannes IS cinema. For you to say such a comment shows how little understanding you have of the movie business, or of french history and the french state's defense of the arts & artist's rights.

  48. Butt Hurt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet Netflix is pulling too many people away from established hegemonies, movie theaters and TV, so the director's guild, MPAA, and other media self-obsessed organizations paid the Cannes organizers to enforce a newly invented rule that conveniently pushed out Netflix. Bully much?

    I suppose they could try winning against Netflix simply by creating better movies but if they were hard-working people with strong ethics they wouldn't be in the media business.

    Sad. Expected.

  49. Re:who cares!!! by sd4f · · Score: 1

    They can make the rules as they see fit, but sometimes, you see a disruption take place, and I personally find it amusing when the old guard are trying to maintain their status and keep the newcomers out.

    The point is; netflix isn't going anywhere! If they're making the profits I've read about, and more importantly, prepared to spend money on making art films, which the industry, broadly speaking, struggles to make money on, then it comes across as incredibly petty for organisations to try to keep them out of prestigious events, however, after all, these french associations/organisations are notoriously corrupt, with so many scandals plaguing other organisations, such as FIFA, FIA, IOC, as a few examples, I'm not really surprised.

    Another aspect is that these judging organisations usually develop prestige through identifying and recognising quality, and having rigorous judging. If they exclude something for more arbitrary reasons, they're only hurting their own credibility in the long term.

  50. Re:who cares!!! by nagora · · Score: 1

    They can make the rules as they see fit, but sometimes, you see a disruption take place, and I personally find it amusing when the old guard are trying to maintain their status and keep the newcomers out.

    The point is; netflix isn't going anywhere!,

    That's what they said about Blockbusters.

    If they're making the profits I've read about, and more importantly, prepared to spend money on making art films, which the industry, broadly speaking, struggles to make money on, then it comes across as incredibly petty for organisations to try to keep them out of prestigious events

    I just don't see that. Netflix is making television programmes. There are television festivals they can go to. What's the problem?

    however, after all, these french associations/organisations are notoriously corrupt, with so many scandals plaguing other organisations, such as FIFA, FIA, IOC, as a few examples, I'm not really surprised.

    Well, okay. I guess Netflix is purer than the driven snow but it's still making TV programmes - by which I mean programmes to watch on your TV. If they want to make cinema then they need to release it to cinema.

    Another aspect is that these judging organisations usually develop prestige through identifying and recognising quality, and having rigorous judging. If they exclude something for more arbitrary reasons, they're only hurting their own credibility in the long term.

    "Rigorous" judging in an industry that gave Peter Jackson an Oscar for directing isn't something I'm holding out for.

    Maybe the problem here is your expectations; I don't know. I've certainly never watched a movie because it won an award, although I have watched many because I heard of them in coverage of Cannes/Bafta/Oscars.

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  51. Re: who cares!!! by nagora · · Score: 1

    Because Netflix is making avant guard art. If you exclude the most interesting works than winning becomes meaningless. If winning is meaningless than ultimately nobody will pay attention anymore. If the underlayng reason for the festival was to build excitement about film to sell more tickets you cant succeed without the excitement

    Netflix doesn't sell any tickets - that's the point.

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  52. it's the rules by sad_ · · Score: 1

    it's in the rules, the netflix movies do not comply to the rules and thus can't compete. every festival can make up it's own rules, i don't see the problem.
    ofcourse it is stupid and silly and there are really good netflix movies available, but that is besides the point.

    if i would organise a games festival, but in the rules it states it can only be cardboard games, then computer game companies can complain about it all they want, their products simply don't apply.

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  53. Re:who cares!!! by zlives · · Score: 1

    i forgot, /. is only for your particular opinion only. thank you for your opinion on my non opinion.

  54. Re:who cares!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Add a couple full-frontal dick-pics and you will have a formulaic Cannes winner.

  55. Re:who cares!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Logic fail. I had time to learn about this logical fallacy thanks to all the extra time that labour unions gave us on weekends.