Facebook Asks British Users To Submit Their Nudes as Protection Against Revenge Porn (betanews.com)
Mark Wilson writes: Following on from a trial in Australia, Facebook is rolling out anti-revenge porn measures to the UK. In order that it can protect British users from failing victim to revenge porn, the social network is asking them to send in naked photos of themselves. The basic premise of the idea is: send us nudes, and we'll stop others from seeing them
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I don't see how anything could go wrong with this plan!
Nice try man - I almost sent you some photos. But seriously Zuckenberg is a creep - he should seriously get some lizard contact lenses and just freak people out even more.
seriously what fucking ejit cooked up this plan, they must think anything goes as facebook.
I don't claim to be able to identify whole body nudes. Just labia, those are like fingerprints.
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
Facebook users must be really idiots.
Asking for nude photos to prevent nude photos from being posted is the second most audacious demand on the internet recently.
The first one was when incels and Jordan Peterson demanded that women have sex with them to prevent mass murders.
You are welcome on my lawn.
dreams do come true
Just you wait until this time next year when everyone is shocked and outraged at these pics being leaked.
*checks calendar*
It's May?
WTF?
I'm kind of shocked how tone deaf this is. If a company generally perceived as trustworthy asked the British to send them their nudes, there would be plenty of eyebrows raised. Now how trustworthy is facebook? In the UK?
(insert witty/esoteric/dumb quote here)
How about I don't do that. Pretty sure there are no nude photos of me and if there were no one would want to look at them.
It really takes a special snowflake to pose for nude photos and then get upset when people see them. It must be more fun to get angry than to exercise good judgement and not take the pictures in the first place.
It's late if it is - otherwise not funny..
It must be April, mustn't it? I knew Zuck is a voyeur, but I never expected him to be so obvious about it.
When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
calculate the image hashes.
There are several libraries available to calculate image hashes that can be built into a desktop tool
For example: https://github.com/JohannesBuc...
All of you actually fell for this?
Bruce Perens.
Does this mean Facebook is a major revenge porn site? Cause the only way Facebook can prevent revenge porn disemination is, if they are the network where it actually happens.
So do I get this right: Facebook is a hotbed of (illegal) revenge porn sharing? And if so, why are they not suppressing that? Why is no AG suing their pants off for billions or give Zuck some much needed jailtime?
Facebook can and does prevent any publication of a picture with a nipple in their precious "timelines" and such, so they obviously can suppress the same nipples in any other picture that is shared via or travels through their servers. No more nudies from their captive sheep needed.
This sounds more like a "give us your embarassing pictures so we can better blackmail you" kinda thing.
Could've sworn this joke article was posted like... 2 years ago now? But then it was Facebook users in general -- not just in UK. Just as then, I can only assume that it must be some kind of "joke".
Since the link to the TFA was broke can't tell.
April 1st?
It's like saying you're a Federal Boobie Inspector, right? No one could *possibly* be that stupid, could they?
Why couldn't they just make a program available that does all of their fingerprinting on the client and sends the fingerprint data back to the mothership?
April 1st was weeks ago, guys.
What about other websites? Will Facebook share the photos with them too? I would really like to know how many photos they get. I mean serious photos, if that word can be applied to this nonsense.
There is only one solution to revenge porn, and it's not technical. Every day recording devices are smaller and more powerful, the sharing of information easier. That trend is not going to change. So it's us that must change, adapt to new technology as we have ever done.
We will have to just stop caring.
Rome taught me patience and assiduous application to detail. Virtues which temper the boldness of great, general views.
Why didn't I think of this first???? Send me your nudes and I'll prevent them from appearing on other websites. It'll work! Give me the copyright to all the images, and then I'll promise to sue the other website publishers on your behalf. What could go wrong, other than having severe carpel tunnel in one hand?
and can we trust him with all the nudes?
...about sending your bank account credentials to suckerberg.
I wonder if this is the beginning of their attempt at Facebook Dating? Or Tinderbook?
Even if you can upload the image to them to "fingerprint" images are often cropped and converted to other image formats and recompressd which fucks that up. So unless they have some super AI that can detect that from a 2nd generation repost this wont work.
Just as a side note if some super porn sniffing AI can do this can I get access to it for purely scientific reasons.
They've GOT to be kidding.
Someone, please, burn Facebook to the ground, and put Zuckerbergs' head on a pole on their front lawn.
If this were in the US some years ago, the Kardashians would never have happened.
Facebook user === idiot
Check!
I promise to *ahem* hold all data in the strictest confidence!
In Pakistan, girls are told to get married early so that they don't get raped.
Dear Facebook,
How may I apply for a position in the team reviewing these pictures?
Yours sincerely,
Anonymous Coward
No really, call me old fashioned if you like, but this is completely, off the wall, insane.
Hacked and disseminated: Scotland's contribution of several million "up-kilt" escalator shots.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
I will personally volunteer my time reviewing pics, might be Russian hacker pics or something.
Everything above is my opinion....YMMV
Why do they want British nudes?
love is just extroverted narcissism
They must be in need of additional engineers.
Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once
Finally the end game of Zuckerburg's master plan emerges. As with most males, it ended up being a convoluted plan to get terribly quality nude images of women from an internet awash with professionally photographed porn.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Just send me all the nude photos of you and $20 year to me and I will ensure they aren't posted to the internet.
But if you miss a payment well...
Next thing you know, I'm getting emails with subjects like "Add 4 more inches"
Is that a roll of dimes in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
What grading system does the UK use to fail victims? How does one pass at being a victim?
So I a revenge porn posted would have to do would be to open the image in MS Paint and write "slut" or something across part of the image, which they'd do anyway to prevent Facebook from detecting it immediately as nudity.
If a15 yo uploads photos of a sexual nature then will fb be breaking the law by storing them?
Every time I try to do that I get accused of extortion
'Nuff said.
Hope to never see cauliflower labia.
Quick FB users! Send me your money and I'll prevent others from stealing it from you!
It's a troll because:
If you don't wanna get robbed, lock your doors.
If you don't wanna get murdered, don't piss anyone off.
If you don't wanna get raped, stop dressing like a whore
All those things still happen no matter if you do or do not. It's a bullshit argument tactic.
I suggest that those of you with with Facebook accounts submit deepfake images of Mark Zuckerberg's face on that naked statue of Trump.
Check a box on your profile maybe provide facial profile pictures then their facial recognition can remove "nudes" pictures with your face. Just stupid to upload your pictures of your shrunk junk and what? The AI will extrapolate the rest? Stupid is as stupid does.
There are some many ways these pictures can get misused or leaked, I am not going to list it here.
This is a bad idea. Don't do it.
So, who is starting the facebook porn website?
Or triplets etc.
I had trouble believing this hilariously terrible idea is real, but apparently it is. Orlando Sentinel is a real newspaper.
Facebook is doomed.
Is this just Facebook giving the finger to the GDPR? Every other website is tightening their privacy policies and taking more care over the data they collect and Facebook goes off in the opposite direction.
Please fuck the fuck off, Facebook.
Seriously, what the fuck?
What they _could_ do is release some software to fingerprint pictures and allow people to do their own. Hell even the ability to submit and md5 or something.
But send them your porn? Fuck now. Rot in prison.
Capatch: stupid
This is *not* intended as a general "send your nudes to Facebook and get them blocked" service. This is for a smaller group of people who have specific reason to believe that specific images are either likely to be circulated, or are already circulating in Facebook Messenger.
For people in this situation, sometimes, having a Facebook admin look at your nude pictures, while much less than ideal, is far less of a problem than letting those pictures circulate to people like your family, friends, and employer. Doing this, or threatening to do so, is a common technique of domestic abuse.
I agree with the critiques that it would be far, far better if you didn't have to send the image itself to Facebook to be hashed, but a) Facebook, not unreasonably, doesn't want the blocking service used for purposes other than that intended, b) the photo hashing technology is proprietary and they don't want it reverse-engineered if they can avoid it, and c) doing the hashing locally is going to create usability issues for users who are often not particularly technology-savvy.
I wouldn't for a minute suggest that this is a perfect system. But take your male middle-class tech geek glasses of for one fucking second and try listening to the people whom this system has been put in place to help.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
--Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
Please send me your nudes, I want to ensure there is no inappropriate use... ;-)
We promise no one but our carefully selected team of wankers will ever see our massive trove of your naked pictures! Honest we will never be hacked!
Facebook already has all your nude photos. They're just making you submit your own copies for identity verification.
Iâ(TM)ll get right on that...
I think that's the idea. Nobody submits their photos because of how creepy/stupid this is. But when Facebook gets sued for helping distribute revenge porn, they tell the judge "Your Honor (or whatever they call them in the UK), we have a system in place designed to prevent exactly this type of incident from ever happening. But the victim refused to participate. Therefore the fault is entirely hers, not ours.
That is all.
This is an Onion story, surely.
You made the following explicit claim (emphasis added):
You provided the following links, neither of which mention Jordan Peterson:
You mention 'Robin Hanson's blog' but did not provide any link. Assuming you meant the following link from one of the articles, it does not mention Jordan Peterson either:
So you have not provided any citation where Jordan Peterson is even mentioned, let alone that he specifically "demanded that women have sex with them to prevent mass murders". Apparently your sources refer to "incels" for the first part of your claim, but the second part is unsubstantiated by the citations:
One could assert in a similar manner that "Donald Trump and PopeRatzo bragged about grabbing women by the pussy" and cite cnn.com with the same level of evidence you as what you had provided: i.e. absolutely none for the second party mentioned, who is never mentioned in any of the linked sources.
So do you have any actual evidence -- specifically an unabridged direct quote of him for the full context -- that Jordan Peterson "demanded that women have sex with [him] to prevent mass murders"?
If people are ok with this, they will also be ok with crypto key escrow... And we will all be screwed, nudes or not.
I promise I wont look, really!
The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
Pretty soon, people will be making fake revenge porn by putting the face of their ex-friend on the naked body of someone else. It will look good enough to embarrass the victim, and impossible to detect using Facebook's filters.
I've got an idea. We can use all the nude photos in a type of ratings website, where people (lets say college students) can scroll through them all and click "hot" or "not" on each picture. Let's call this website "The Nudebook.". Wait, lets drop the "The". Just "Nudebook". I've got a feeling this is going to be big. . . . .
Ya... it was just in the news... they fired him.
[($)]
Great, now I can take down any image from FB but sending that in myself?
I can only imagine how that meeting went. "I wonder if we can get our users to send in their nude pictures voluntarily, just by asking them." - "Great idea, let's find out, this might actually work!"
Or maybe Zukerberg really just wants to see one particular girl nude, and he figured it wouldn't draw suspicion if he did it this way.
Nobody wants more sex than women!
PROTIP: What people say is not what they do.
In non-religitard cultures you can actually see it. Add alcohol and reality will come out.
But frankly, every girl/woman I ever had, or was told about, wanted sex more often than me or her boyfriend.
The secret is that you actually need some fucking imagination in bed, guys! And allow women to allow it to themselves. Cause they are too insecure and society too fucked-up, to allow their sexual feelings to rule their mind.
Yes, if a woman wants to dominate you in a way equivalent to rape, she can more easly than a man.
She will fuck up your mind until you are factually neuro-lingually programmed to snap and do something that gets his life destroyed,
or they will just play the damsel, and get all the men surrounding you to hate / beat / rape you.
Easy peasy.
Look, there's my boss! And there's grandma!
If this works based on a hash, how hard would it be to make some minor edits to a picture before uploading it? It seems to me a simple crop, text overlay, contrast fix, image tilt or any other change would allow a picture to pass scrutiny. Will FB send me a fail notice: "Your picture has been recognized as being prohibited by the owner, please edit it and resubmit"
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
That quote is not in that article. You are a liar. You got caught in a lie and you are lying more to try to get out of it.
Or you are a troll.
Why can't Facebook send these users an app that runs against their nude pictures to produce the machine learning data that FB needs to identify the revenge porn without actually sending nudes to FB? Common sense, so rare...
We'll make great pets
Crotchbook? Assbook? Nudeybook?
I realize that sha256 and ssdeep are not as fun as the actual pics, butt.... (see what I did there?)
So Facebook is indulging in the childish argument of "pics or it didn't happen".
Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
The best way to prevent revenge porn is to not send digital nudes to your boyfriend or girlfriend and to not even use Facebook in the first place.
That sounds all good, until you realize that Germans look horrible
Nice to see the old "it's woman's fault" argument again. Something tells me that if all women started dressing like nuns, the raping eouldn't cease.
But none of the girls replied to his request.
Zuck will keep them safe.
Be interesting to see what kinds of leads they get...
Exactly. That's the reason why they can roaam naked all day without fear of unexpected erections.
You would think that after so many years in computer and network tech that they would understand that this information will eventually be hacked and used against people. Just stupid, like people putting passwords online in central password storage.
E Proelio Veritas.
This was his endgame for The Facebook all along.
I need to make sure people aren't trying to pull a fast one by submitting photoshops or pictures of people that aren't them.
... you all still keep using Facebook.
Of all the dystopian Sci-Fi futures enumerated in verse or film, have any of them ever touched on the origin story? What led to the dystopia? 'Cause it's really starting to look like we are on that path.
Facebook has convinced me that they are completely on the up and up, I'm so excited about being able to login with a d*ck p*c!
I thought they already have an app for this although some people take pictures of food.
Requiem for the American Dream
There ya go...
All you had to do was click on the link... right there... in that original washingtonmonthly.com article.
It's like... the first link in the article. Really weird how you missed it.
Disclaimer: I hereby declare that I am not responsible for any incels rage-killing people on account of not getting any pussy or, following Peterson's ideas stated below, deciding to practice some of ye old traditional forced monogamy through the ye old traditional practice of ye old kidnapping of "brides".
From TFA:
Recently, a young man named Alek Minassian drove through Toronto trying to kill people with his van.
Ten were killed, and he has been charged with first-degree murder for their deaths, and with attempted murder for 16 people who were injured.
Mr. Minassian declared himself to be part of a misogynist group whose members call themselves incels. The term is short for "involuntary celibates," though the group has evolved into a male supremacist movement made up of people - some celibate, some not - who believe that women should be treated as sexual objects with few rights.
Some believe in forced "sexual redistribution," in which a governing body would intervene in women's lives to force them into sexual relationships.
Violent attacks are what happens when men do not have partners, Mr. Peterson says, and society needs to work to make sure those men are married.
"He was angry at God because women were rejecting him," Mr. Peterson says of the Toronto killer. "The cure for that is enforced monogamy. That's actually why monogamy emerges."
Mr. Peterson does not pause when he says this. Enforced monogamy is, to him, simply a rational solution.
Otherwise women will all only go for the most high-status men, he explains, and that couldn't make either gender happy in the end.
"Half the men fail," he says, meaning that they don't procreate. "And no one cares about the men who fail."
I laugh, because it is absurd.
"You're laughing about them," he says, giving me a disappointed look. "That's because you're female."
But aside from interventions that would redistribute sex, Mr. Peterson is staunchly against what he calls "equality of outcomes," or efforts to equalize society.
He usually calls them pathological or evil.
He agrees that this is inconsistent.
But preventing hordes of single men from violence, he believes, is necessary for the stability of society.
Enforced monogamy helps neutralize that.
In situations where there is too much mate choice, "a small percentage of the guys have hyper-access to women, and so they don't form relationships with women," he said.
"And the women hate that."
And that's just one part of the interview.
You should read the part where he confuses Jungian bullshit, fairy tales, metaphors and reality when he starts talking about dragons, swamps and witches.
And here I thought he was illiterate only when it comes to statistics. Turns out he's illiterate even in his own supposed field of expertise.
Probably why he now lives off of what he can beg for through his Youtube channel from clueless gullible idiots who buy into his bullshit.
I'm sorry... Did I say clueless gullible idiots? I meant "divine loci of consciousness".
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
I personally find that Cpl. Josh Ray Person puts Jordan Peterson's pussy redistribution theory into its proper perspective.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens