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Coffee Drinkers Are More Likely To Live Longer. Decaf May Do The Trick, Too (npr.org)

Coffee is far from a vice. There's now lots of evidence pointing to its health benefits, including a possible longevity boost for those of us with a daily coffee habit. From a report: The latest findings come from a study published Monday in JAMA Internal Medicine that included about a half-million people in England, Scotland and Wales. "We found that people who drank two to three cups per day had about a 12 percent lower risk of death compared to non-coffee drinkers" during the decade-long study, says Erikka Loftfield, a research fellow at the National Cancer Institute. Participants ranged in age from 38 to 73. The association held up among drinkers of decaffeinated coffee, too. In the U.S., there are similar findings linking higher consumption of coffee to a lower risk of early death in African-Americans, Japanese-Americans, Latinos and white adults, both men and women. A daily coffee habit is also linked to a decreased risk of stroke and Type 2 diabetes.

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  1. drink up! by ole_timer · · Score: 1

    ...time for a cup of joe...

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    1. Re: drink up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      selection bias. people who worry about drinking coffee live shorter lives.

    2. Re: drink up! by eneville · · Score: 4, Insightful

      selection bias. people who worry about drinking coffee live shorter lives.

      I was thinking there could be some of that going on. I wonder though if its more likely to be related to other hobbies, such as cycling, or running where people drink coffee along with a physical task that involves a coffee break. So could be the exercise rather than the coffee. Would be like saying "wearing sports clothes extends your life" just because those who do athletics wear sports clothes.

    3. Re: drink up! by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      selection bias. people who worry about drinking coffee live shorter lives.

      I was thinking there could be some of that going on. I wonder though if its more likely to be related to other hobbies, such as cycling, or running where people drink coffee along with a physical task that involves a coffee break. So could be the exercise rather than the coffee. Would be like saying "wearing sports clothes extends your life" just because those who do athletics wear sports clothes.

      They would certainly want to normalize the data for lifestyle differences. It would be interesting if they found a correlation between coffee drinking and an active lifestyle or even a healthy diet.

    4. Re: drink up! by tattood · · Score: 1

      I wonder though if its more likely to be related to other hobbies, such as cycling, or running where people drink coffee along with a physical task that involves a coffee break.

      Who is going to get all hot and sweaty doing a physical activity, and then go drink a hot cup of coffee as a refreshment? That is a rather silly idea. Caffeine actually increases your thirst.

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    5. Re: drink up! by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      the study did not look at other lifestyle indicators - it was meant to see across 500k individuals was caffeine life extending...they found out that coffee of any sort was life extending. other lifestyle changes also extend life and that has already been proven.

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    6. Re: drink up! by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      the authors did say that the relaxation was more important than anything else as stress relieving is known to extend life as well

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    7. Re: drink up! by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      the study did not look at other lifestyle indicators - it was meant to see across 500k individuals was caffeine life extending...they found out that coffee of any sort was life extending. other lifestyle changes also extend life and that has already been proven.

      They found caffeine/coffee drinking correlated with longer life. Correlation is not causation, and normalizing for other correlations can help in determination of cause. If coffee drinkers on average are also people that live healthier lives on average, then that might be the cause.

    8. Re: drink up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went out and just bought all the sports clothes.

      Thanks for the tip!

    9. Re: drink up! by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      you obviously did not read the study...the study did not look at other lifestyle indicators - it was meant to see across 500k individuals was caffeine life extending...they found out that coffee of any sort was life extending. other lifestyle changes also extend life and that has already been proven.

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    10. Re: drink up! by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      you obviously did not read the study...the study did not look at other lifestyle indicators - it was meant to see across 500k individuals was caffeine life extending...they found out that coffee of any sort was life extending. other lifestyle changes also extend life and that has already been proven.

      I read what I could, and from what I read they made no attempts to normalize against those other known lifestyle indicators. They may have, as it would be very important to drawing a conclusion about causation, but I didn't see it stated. If you have a proven lifestyle indicator that correlates with coffee drinking, than it might not be the coffee that extends life.

      If they grouped people according to lifestyle, and saw the caffeine correlation within those groups instead of across them, then you have a more solid basis.

    11. Re: drink up! by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      they weren't looking to see if coffee led to extended life - how many ways do I have to say that? it was study on caffeine metabolism that happened to show coffee extended life. are you unable to process that?

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    12. Re: drink up! by wonkavader · · Score: 2

      Yes. This is utterly obvious.

      "My doctor says not to drink coffee, now that I have (cancer|high blood pressure|been infected by a xenomorph)."

      So many crap studies show the same thing. Same with wine, same with beer, etc. Often the studies aren't crap, but the reporting on them is.

      See the chocolate study hoax as an example: https://www.npr.org/sections/t...

    13. Re: drink up! by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

      they weren't looking to see if coffee led to extended life - how many ways do I have to say that? it was study on caffeine metabolism that happened to show coffee extended life. are you unable to process that?

      Yes, I can process that. But what they were looking for doesn't matter. What they conclude matters. They can't draw the conclusion of causation simply due to correlation.

      If I do a study to determine if people who own golf clubs are wealthier than those who don't, and along the way I happen to discover people who own golf clubs are better golfers than those who don't, I can't conclude that owning golf clubs makes you a better golfer, even though it correlates. I'd have to study other factors such as practice, which also correlate, and eliminate those before I could determine if simply owning the clubs made them better golfers.

    14. Re: drink up! by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      the headline and article concluded that - not the study...big difference. but the gist is correct, drink coffee live longer. exercise live longer. drink more water live longer.

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    15. Re: drink up! by ole_timer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      here's the complete results: Coffee drinkers were more likely male, white, drinkers of alcohol and former smokers. Those drinking four cups or more a day, continued to smoke and were more likely to drink instant coffee. (Starbucks take note!) Those drinking less were more likely to be “in excellent health,” older and with a university degree. Concerning all-cause mortality, coffee drinking, in a dose-dependent way was protective, compared to non-coffee drinkers, reducing deaths by 14% in those drinking 8 cups a day. When limited to cancer and cardiovascular deaths, coffee drinking was protective although to a lesser degree. Ground coffee drinkers showed the most significant effect, followed by instant and decaffeinated. Individuals with the genetic “profile” representing faster caffeine metabolism drank more coffee Irrespective of the genetic “profile” coffee conferred a survival advantage. How quickly you metabolized, caffeine made no difference. The exact effect of caffeine by itself seems problematic since the same trends in reducing mortality, albeit to a lesser degree, was true for those who drank decaffeinated coffee. The study joins the growing unclear literature on the impact of coffee on our health. But it shows that our search for answers is shifting focus, from merely the amount of coffee ingested to the genetics underlying our true biologic exposure – after all, those with slower caffeine metabolisms have it hanging around for more extended periods of time. It also serves as an introduction to the term Mendelian randomization, that according to Google’s Ngram [2] appeared in about 1975, but whose use increased 63-fold by 2008. added: Mendelian randomization: "...a method for obtaining unbiased estimates of the effects of a putative causal variable without conducting a traditional randomised trial..." Conclusions and Relevance: Coffee drinking was inversely associated with mortality, including among those drinking 8 or more cups per day and those with genetic polymorphisms indicating slower or faster caffeine metabolism. These findings suggest the importance of noncaffeine constituents in the coffee-mortality association and provide further reassurance that coffee drinking can be a part of a healthy diet.

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    16. Re: drink up! by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

      the headline and article concluded that - not the study...big difference. but the gist is correct, drink coffee live longer. exercise live longer. drink more water live longer.

      I agree they showed drinking coffee correlates with living longer. They haven't shown it is a cause. That case could be strengthened by a study which determines if there are other known lifestyle differences that also correlate with coffee drinking and then normalize with that data.

    17. Re: drink up! by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      at this point I think i'll get a cup of coffee...

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    18. Re: drink up! by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 1

      They found caffeine/coffee drinking correlated with longer life. Correlation is not causation, and normalizing for other correlations can help in determination of cause. If coffee drinkers on average are also people that live healthier lives on average, then that might be the cause.

      Yes, and conversely, did the researchers ask why the non-coffee drinkers didn't drink coffee? Is it for health reasons? Is it because they suffer from high anxiety/stress and coffee exacerbates it? There's many more possibilities than the reporting on this study seems to suggest.

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    19. Re: drink up! by hai_Priesty · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about the income and employment levels of coffee drinkers.

      Seems plausible to me that coffee drinkers are more likely to be currently employed, taking a boost at the start and during their work day.

      For Starbucks and better gourmet coffee drinkers, their average income is likely higher than the population average, even if just slightly.

      Life expectancy being higher correlated to financial condition is well documented, and unemployment is also highly correlated will physical and mental health (unemployment often being the cause of deteriorating mental health and compound with financial conditions detailed above).

      And while the three subsets can overlap, it seems that if choice of high consumption drink is coffee - instead of soft drinks and alcohol - then the heavy coffee drinker group is less likely to suffer the ailments typically found among soft drink junkie and alcoholics.

    20. Re: drink up! by yes-but-no · · Score: 1

      they also tend to hang out at coffee shops.. leading to more social interaction; lonely ppl hv comparatively lower lifespan; just going out n seeing other folks contributes to your well being (when you see lot of folks you will know your situation is afterall not that bad).

    21. Re: drink up! by eneville · · Score: 1

      I wonder though if its more likely to be related to other hobbies, such as cycling, or running where people drink coffee along with a physical task that involves a coffee break.

      Who is going to get all hot and sweaty doing a physical activity, and then go drink a hot cup of coffee as a refreshment? That is a rather silly idea. Caffeine actually increases your thirst.

      Caffeine is also included in sports drinks, and energy gels. It increases your tolerance of pain.

      Every cycle club that I've been a member of normally has a half way coffee stop, or a coffee stop at the end of the ride. It's the done thing. It's very refreshing in the winter and in the Summer I normally let the coffee cool down first and have it at the very end.

  2. Re:Oh crap by cre1mer · · Score: 0

    A skinny vanilla latte every day.

  3. More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's how it works.

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    1. Re: More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a dead man!

    2. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 0

      That's how it works.

      Unless it replaces diet soda, as in my case.

    3. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's how it works.

      Unless it replaces diet soda, as in my case.

      Diet soda is even more unhealthy than regular soda though- so replacing diet soda is still a net positive in terms of health.

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    4. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by rgmoore · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's increasing evidence that fake sugar is worse for you than real sugar. My understanding is that the fake sugar affects the sugar receptors in the rest of your body the same way it does the ones in your tongue, which makes it prone to induce type II diabetes- almost exactly the opposite effect from what you want.

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    5. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by geekmux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's how it works.

      Let's stop with the bullshit already.

      People don't drink actual coffee anymore. They drink iced-mocha-caramel-chocolate fuckuccinos that make sugary sodas look like a fucking green smoothie by comparison. That's how this "works".

    6. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or orange juice. It contains a lot of calories. It spikes my blood sugar worse than a Krispy Kreme donut.

    7. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Holi · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Umm, no. I drink coffee, splash of milk and 2 sugars. Last I checked I was people.

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    8. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What the hell is up with /. recently? Not that it was always an utopia of constructive and civil accord, but now every topic is filled with ignoramuses who can't write a sentence without spewing curse words and aggression. Are you all like this at work as well? Or just feeling brave on the internet? The level of discourse is tragic, but maybe it's a sign of the times.

    9. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by neonv · · Score: 1

      A reference would be appreciated rather than an assumption that everyone in this study was drinking sugary processed coffee.

    10. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Seems pretty likely. I would like to know how beer instead of coffee stacks up here... ;-)

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    11. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There's three or four major "fake sugars" though, so I wouldn't make a generalisation just yet. Maybe one kind only affects the sugar receptors in your tongue but not the sugar receptors in the rest of your body, etc.

      I can drink diet stuff with sucralose just fine, but anything with the others and I feel like crap afterwards.

      Maybe different people react differently to the different fake sugars, too.

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    12. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      That's still two sugars above what you should be drinking.

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    13. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't speak for the others you motherfucker, but I'm only brave on the Internet. In real life, I run away from butterflies. Those random flight patterns are really frightening!

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    14. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diet soda is going to do so much more damage to your system than even HFCS soda, which is going to be more damaging than real cane sugar soda. Sorry guys, I don't care how nerdy you think you are for your chemistry knowledge. HFCS and real sugar/fruit sugar/honey are dealt with completely differently in your body. Your body has no idea what to do with HFCS and will spike your blood sugar higher and faster than real sugar.

      Using corn for anything other than eating kernels or kitty litter (cobs) just just asininely stupid from any and all aspects. We need to reduce the amount of corn grown drastically, as very little is grown to feed to humans or even livestock which is later fed to humans.

      Corn should not be used as fuel (bio-fuel) nor should it be used to make sugar of any sort. The human body can only digest about 50% of high quality corn to start with it should not be something that is a major part of any diet.

    15. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's still two sugars above what you should be drinking.

      I've always thought that if you need to add anything to coffee, its not good coffee.

    16. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or orange juice. It contains a lot of calories. It spikes my blood sugar worse than a Krispy Kreme donut.

      The stuff you buy in a bottle is not "Orange Juice" it merely contains it and a little pulp with a lot of added high fructose corn syrup and a little calcium added. An 8 ounce glass of that and you get something on the order of 50 grams of fructose which goes right to work after you drink it to make your liver full of fat and not able to provide your body energy properly. In this case soda is the lesser of 2 evils.. but it is still evil. People have just been hypnotized by "Big Food" into thinking that they will get scurvy if they don't drink commercial sugar water with orange flavor added they call "orange juice"

    17. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The type II diabetes is garbage science if there's actually any science actually behind the claim. As someone with hypoglycemia (diabetes is known as hyperglycemia, btw), let me explain.

      Too much sugar causes type II diabetes because to process the sugar your body has to excrete large amounts of insulin. If it doesn't do this, the sugar builds up in your blood and you die. The problem comes in that your body becomes resistant to insulin the more you have in your blood. Thus you need more and more insulin to get the same effect. At some point your body just can't create enough insulin to absorb the sugar because you've become so tolerant to insulin. At this point you need artificial sources and welcome to type II diabetes.

      If what you said were true, drinking a diet coke would increase your insulin levels, but there would be no sugar for it to attach to (the sweetener used in diet coke is actually one of the amino acids used to make up muscle tissue, not similar to sugar at all). If your body did this, which is what would be needed to cause type II diabetes, your blood sugar would crash to dangerously low levels. This is what's known as hypoglycemia. And what happens when your blood sugar crashes? You fall in to a coma, and potentially die. I have lost consciousness more times than I care to admit because of this. Fortunately I'd eaten shortly before which allowed my blood sugar to recover. So if diet coke had a habit of causing people to pass out and die, I'd believe it'd have the ability to cause type II diabetes, but without that, I call bullshit.

    18. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy has the right idea. He wore his Brownian pants.

    19. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is up with /. recently? Not that it was always an utopia of constructive and civil accord, but now every topic is filled with ignoramuses who can't write a sentence without spewing curse words and aggression. Are you all like this at work as well? Or just feeling brave on the internet? The level of discourse is tragic, but maybe it's a sign of the times.

      Studies have shown that a reasonable level of mature language shows intelligence, not a lack of.

      You should fucking try it some time, if you're feeling brav, er, I mean smart enough.

    20. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

      So what about things like Coke Zero or diet sodas which have no sugar in them? It's it's not like 99% of people are drinking their coffee black with no sugar or creamer.

    21. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does it feel to be completely wrong?

    22. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how it works.

      Let's stop with the bullshit already.

      People don't drink actual coffee anymore. They drink iced-mocha-caramel-chocolate fuckuccinos that make sugary sodas look like a fucking green smoothie by comparison. That's how this "works".

      And get off my lawn!

      Man, slashdotters have become the judgy old people they once disdained.

    23. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by loufoque · · Score: 1

      People that actually like coffee drink espressos, and if they go the milk route, they get a flat white at worst.

    24. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      This is why, when I get a soda from a fountain, I take care to get 50% Diet Coke and 50% regular Dr. Pepper.

    25. Re: More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show us the research. As it stands, you are just making shit up.

      Some modern research also links high fat intake to diabetes too, but the reason why is still in question. Go check harvard for that study.

    26. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by wonkavader · · Score: 3, Informative

      Different chemicals may cause different issues, but all sweet drinks cause the same hunger response. Sweet on your tongue makes you eat more -- seems to be true for all primates. We know this from monkeys studies.

      So diet drinks increase your caloric intake -- it's not the drink itself which does it, but the calorie intake goes up just the same. Drink diet soda, and get fat. Maybe not as fat as on sugar drinks, but certainly more fat than on water.

    27. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that people that actually like coffee drink cold brew, served iced, black, no sugar.

    28. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      People don't drink actual coffee anymore. They drink iced-mocha-caramel-chocolate fuckuccinos

      Those aren't people, those are animals. Though people in Europe would claim that Americans never actually ever drank coffee and despite all the associated health risks at least the iced-mocha-caramel-chocolate fuckuccinos is remotely palatable :-)

      Buy an espresso machine already.

    29. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Fructose is digested in the liver very similar to the way alcohol is digested, whereas dextrose (aka glucose) can be used by every cell in the body. The fructose in fruit is probably okay because you're also taking in fiber, some vitamins, and other nutrients - much better than empty calories.

      Dr. Lustig has a great video on youtube explaining in great detail about the dangers of HFCS. The video is about 1.5 hours long, but well worth watching.
      https://youtu.be/dBnniua6-oM

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    30. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what about things like Coke Zero or diet sodas which have no sugar in them? It's it's not like 99% of people are drinking their coffee black with no sugar or creamer.

      Coke Zero (and Pepsi Max - same thing) may contain no sugar, but it does contain artificial sweeteners, just like Diet Coke.

    31. Re: More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Are you dead yet?

      Thought not.

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    32. Re: More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is correct. Fructose is only processed in the liver (poorly). Glucose is processed thoughout the body into glycogen. If you consume pure fructose, you screw your liver and raise your tryglycerides. If you consume pure glucose, you get evenly distributed glycogen for your muscles to burn.

      It's like running your car on ethanol vs gasoline, when your car is tuned for gasoline.

    33. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      Sweet on your tongue makes you eat more
      That is nonsense.
      If you like sweet or not and how much you eat is aquired/learned at childhood.

      I can not eat sweet stuff ... at least not more than one cake or a few fruits. Definitely arabic sweets/cakes not at all.

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    34. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee shop goers largely excluded.

    35. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

    36. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      That's how it works.

      Unless it replaces diet soda, as in my case.

      Diet soda is even more unhealthy than regular soda though- so replacing diet soda is still a net positive in terms of health.

      As I said, it replaced it.

      Though, you still need to show your work on that one ...

    37. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Studies have shown that a reasonable level of mature language shows intelligence, not a lack of.

      No. The study showed that people who are fluent at swearing are not necessarily displaying a general lack of fluency with language.

    38. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by ASCIIxTended · · Score: 1

      Wish I had a mod point for every false headline I've seen that says 'Artificial Sweeteners May Cause..'..blah, blah..blah.. These are usually things that could be measured in in testing, but never seem to be. If something causes a hypoglycemic response of any kind that can be easily measured - so why hasn't it been?

      Some of the absolute worst garbage science I've ever seen has to do with artificial (and non-artificial, like stevia) sweeteners. One 'study' in recent memory that was republished in the local crap newspaper only had 25 participants??!?! (probably cherrypicked too) One person contracted cancer during the study, so the article headline was of course 'artificial sweeteners may cause cancer', which is complete BS. Anyone that bothered to lookup the study would also find that one participant contracted athlete's foot during the testing period, so I guess artificial sweeteners cause that too.

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    39. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sugar substitutes are worse than sugar. Your body thinks (from your taste buds) it's about to get a bunch of energy so it starts pumping out insulin to deal with it. The energy never comes, so you end up with a bunch of insulin taking away all the energy you needed and storing it as fat. So you get fatter, feel hungrier, and have less energy.

      They also mess with the bacteria in your intestines.

    40. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by philmarcracken · · Score: 2

      Do you have some sources for that increasing evidence?

    41. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      The heavy cream latte I buy in the Starbucks that is 30 seconds walk from my house seems to be pretty low sugar.

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    42. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there's no real evidence that "fake" sugar makes you prone to type II diabetes. Please link to some studies done on that.

    43. Re: More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by hey! · · Score: 1

      You should start drinking coffee; you'll piss it out as sugary soda.

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    44. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But about a dozen sugars less than a coke.

    45. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1
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    46. Re:More Coffee - Less Sugary Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is up with /. recently? Not that it was always an utopia of constructive and civil accord, but now every topic is filled with ignoramuses who can't write a sentence without spewing curse words and aggression. Are you all like this at work as well? Or just feeling brave on the internet? The level of discourse is tragic, but maybe it's a sign of the times.

      My guess would be https://www.dshs.wa.gov/bha/division-state-hospitals/western-state-hospital and https://www.dshs.wa.gov/bha/division-state-hospitals/eastern-state-hospital-overview.

  4. 12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTeeth by corezz · · Score: 1

    And while we are on the topic, why are most habitual coffee drinkers also smokers? Does this study then conclude that smoking is also healthy too?

  5. Coffee makes some drinkers immortal? by mykepredko · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFS and TFA: "We found that people who drank two to three cups per day had about a 12 percent lower risk of death compared to non-coffee drinkers."

    Wow. I gotta start drinking coffee.

    Or, could it be a poorly worded sentence that the writer jumped on?

    1. Re:Coffee makes some drinkers immortal? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, lol, I see what you mean. But keep in mind the line from Fight Club:

      On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

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    2. Re:Coffee makes some drinkers immortal? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

      Some of this could be ascribed to not falling asleep at the wheel, and to socialization factors, of course.

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    3. Re: Coffee makes some drinkers immortal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any data you can provide to backup your hypothesis? About 7 percent of all humans that have ever lived are still alive!

    4. Re: Coffee makes some drinkers immortal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or having the budget to drink coffee on a regular basis...

    5. Re: Coffee makes some drinkers immortal? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Or having the budget to drink coffee on a regular basis...

      Don't you live in a place where minimum wage is $15/hour?

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    6. Re:Coffee makes some drinkers immortal? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      They probably mean 12% lower risk of death during the study period (I believe this was a big cohort study, which usually follow their cohort for a set period of time, like 20 years).

      Most risks are really rates, e.g. risk of dying per year. -12% per year would be a lot, so I assume it's actually -12% / decade, or 20 years or something similar.

    7. Re:Coffee makes some drinkers immortal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Socializing makes you immortal?
      To spell it out: Risk of death is generally accepted to be 100%. Drinking coffee reduces this risk to 88%. So 12% of coffee drinkers win eternal life. Of course instead of coffee you could just accept Jesus as your savior, which allegedly has a higher infinite-time survival rate, but I'm still waiting for the scientific study to confirm that. Still waiting. Still waiting.

  6. I was told... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I thought everybody dies. Was I told wrong?

    1. Re:I was told... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Do not worry, little one. You were told the truth. Everybody dies one day or the oth{#`%${%&`+'${`%&NO CARRIER

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  7. With the amount of coffee and dark chocolate I eat by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

    I should be immortal.

  8. Addiction by PackMan97 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even though caffeine is a fairly weak drug, this shows the power of addiction. Caffeine addicts need that morning cup 'o joe so badly that they'll tell the Grim Reaper to bugger off and wait until they've had their coffee. Apparently it works!

    1. Re:Addiction by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      ...smiley face...

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    2. Re:Addiction by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Even though caffeine is a fairly weak drug, this shows the power of addiction.

      Caffeine addicts need that morning cup 'o joe so badly that they'll tell the Grim Reaper to bugger off and wait until they've had their coffee. Apparently it works!

      Not everyone is addicted to caffeine. I also wonder how much of the impact of caffeine is psychological. (you expect coffee to wake you up, so it does).

      I love coffee, I dink a lot, but I find myself most unaffected by caffeine. It doesn't wake me up or give me energy- nor do I have any withdrawal symptoms, I sometimes go a week without coffee if I run out and can't find a good deal somewhere...

      I love to drink coffee right before bed, it's warm and calms me and helps me sleep.

      The only symptom I get from drinking coffee (besides yellowing teeth) is it makes me poop; that's probably not the caffeine though but something else in the coffee. Nothing gets me running to the bathroom in the morning like a cup of coffee. If I drink my coffee late, I poop late. If I drink it early, I poop early.

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    3. Re:Addiction by Lucas123 · · Score: 2

      I admit to having an addiction to coffee, however, calling it an "addiction" is a bit of hyperbole. Last year, I decided to stop drinking coffee; I had a mild headache for a day, which in the afternoon I cured with an ibuprofen tablet. After that day, no problem. A couple months later (after smelling some exquisite espresso), I decided the benefits of not drinking coffee didn't outweigh that heavenly flavor. So, I went back to drinking it.

      Honestly, though, stopping again would be no great feat. It's not crack cocaine or heroin.

    4. Re:Addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time I stop drinking coffee, I go through a week-long withdrawal syndrome. Headaches, muscle pains, low energy - all comparable to a severe flu (except for the lack of fever). So yep, caffeine is definitely a physically addictive drug.

    5. Re:Addiction by pnutjam · · Score: 3, Informative

      Stimulants can have a calming effect on people with ADHD.

    6. Re:Addiction by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Unlike heroin, coffee is only addictive to those who are apparently genetically disposed to that addiction. When I don't drink coffee for a while (Just don't get out of the house to get some. Sometimes a week.) I experience none of those symptoms. Not even a slight headache. So, no, it's not addictive in the same manner heroin, coke, etc are.

    7. Re:Addiction by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Stimulants can have a calming effect on people with ADHD.

      I've never been diagnosed but I have long suspected that I have ADHD.

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    8. Re:Addiction by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      I admit to having an addiction to coffee, however, calling it an "addiction" is a bit of hyperbole. Last year, I decided to stop drinking coffee; I had a mild headache for a day, which in the afternoon I cured with an ibuprofen tablet. After that day, no problem. A couple months later (after smelling some exquisite espresso), I decided the benefits of not drinking coffee didn't outweigh that heavenly flavor. So, I went back to drinking it.

      Honestly, though, stopping again would be no great feat. It's not crack cocaine or heroin.

      In one extended hospital stay where I could not eat (its fun being tube fed), I had the pleasure of caffeine withdrawal and well as withdrawal from the morphine they had given me the first few days. The morphine was worse, I was miserable. The caffeine headache was gone after day 3. The best part was starting all over again. I was drinking 4+ cups a day before, I used the opportunity to limit myself to 2 a day, which has since creeped up to 3 but holding steady there for 10 years.

    9. Re:Addiction by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I've had some caffeine dependence and I can tell you that the terrible headaches and sleepiness that come with withdrawal are no fun.

    10. Re:Addiction by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Some people can get addicted to coffee, some get addicted to coke and others get addicted to pepsi.

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    11. Re:Addiction by ichthus · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have also never been diagnosed, but

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    12. Re:Addiction by genfail · · Score: 1

      Hell, I chained that skinny bitch to the wall and made him my barista.

    13. Re:Addiction by jittles · · Score: 1

      Even though caffeine is a fairly weak drug, this shows the power of addiction.

      Caffeine addicts need that morning cup 'o joe so badly that they'll tell the Grim Reaper to bugger off and wait until they've had their coffee. Apparently it works!

      Not everyone is addicted to caffeine. I also wonder how much of the impact of caffeine is psychological. (you expect coffee to wake you up, so it does).

      I love coffee, I dink a lot, but I find myself most unaffected by caffeine. It doesn't wake me up or give me energy- nor do I have any withdrawal symptoms, I sometimes go a week without coffee if I run out and can't find a good deal somewhere...

      I love to drink coffee right before bed, it's warm and calms me and helps me sleep.

      The only symptom I get from drinking coffee (besides yellowing teeth) is it makes me poop; that's probably not the caffeine though but something else in the coffee. Nothing gets me running to the bathroom in the morning like a cup of coffee. If I drink my coffee late, I poop late. If I drink it early, I poop early.

      People metabolize caffeine at different rates, based on genetics. I find myself completely unaffected by any form of caffeine except coffee, which seems to keep me going for a short spell of 10-30 minutes. I suspect that there is some other compound in coffee that slows my metabolism of the caffeine, but could be wrong. Either way, it’s quite possible that you metabolize caffeine at a very rapid pace and feel no effect. I could drink an energy drink with 2-3 times as much caffeine as coffee and feel absolutely nothing.

    14. Re:Addiction by PackMan97 · · Score: 0

      This is the appropriate comment to my attempt at human. Some folks...yeesh!

    15. Re:Addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get horrible withdrawal symptoms from coffee; but can/have dropped heroin, coke, & meth with no side effects at all.

      Addiction is all sorts of strange combos of mental and physical responses, probably best not to make sweeping generalizations based on our individual experiences.
       

    16. Re:Addiction by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      I know people with ADHD who wouldn't even read to the end of your comment...

    17. Re: Addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite all the negative addiction, this is why I prefer covfefe instead.

    18. Re:Addiction by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I love coffee, I dink a lot, but I find myself most unaffected by caffeine. It doesn't wake me up or give me energy

      I'm like you ... except for the withdrawal bit. No effect on me whatsoever except for the throbbing headache I get at around 4pm if I don't have any coffee at all. A single espresso during the day keeps it at bay.

      Of course right this minute I'm working in the netherlands so my actual intake is somewhere between 5 and 10 double espressos a day.

    19. Re:Addiction by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      You weren't drinking enough then or perhaps you're a more mentally balanced person than others.

      Some slowly need more and more, some are 2 cups a day, others 5, some 10.
      I only have 3 at most, I'll still get a light headache for a solid week or two when I give the stuff up.

    20. Re:Addiction by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      Caffeine can cause mild physical dependence, with a withdrawal period of a few days.
      There is tolerance buildup too, and if caffeine is taken every day at the same times, it seems like the body adapts to it.

      However, there doesn't seem to be any case of true coffee addiction (as in: you can't stop without help).

  9. Re:12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTe by ole_timer · · Score: 1

    let's see - white teeth or live longer...doh

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  10. Black Coffee by jellomizer · · Score: 2

    When you put in Cream and Sugar in it. I expect you counteract many of its positive effects. Like with a lot of healthy foods, you should be ingesting it without other ingredients.

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    1. Re:Black Coffee by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      When you put in Cream and Sugar in it. I expect you counteract many of its positive effects.

      Sugar yes. Cream no.

      Fat gets a bad rap. It's carbs that you should avoid. Keep your blood sugar (and insulin) low. Don't feed the cancer trolls.

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    2. Re:Black Coffee by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      It's not the cream, it's what's added to it.

      Sugar is bad. Sugar in cream is bad.

      Flavor is good. Natural unprocessed fats that are not burnt are good.

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    3. Re:Black Coffee by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Sugar is not bad. Just don't over do it. Too much "natural unprocessed fats that are not burnt" aren't good for you either. So by the same logic, they're bad as well, just with a higher threshold.

      The problem with dichotomous thought.

    4. Re:Black Coffee by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      The key thing to remember in any medical research studies, is that they all pretty much say "Do things in moderation, not to excess".

      Key exception: smoking. Always bad for you.

      Lesser exception: alcohol, if you're female (any) or male (more than 1-2 drinks a day).

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    5. Re:Black Coffee by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Fats are good, however we don't need too much of them, are still bad. It is still a caloric rich ingredient, which is why we like the taste, thus why we like cream and sugar added to coffee. We have evolved to want to eat the most caloric rich foods we can, this was because Calorie Rich foods were expensive, in terms of effort for calorie. It wasn't until we can process food with machines where we were able to ingest more calories then what we used.

      Sugar is nearly all calories, cream has a lot of calories, but mixed with other nutrients. But still we need disciplined moderation of such foods.

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    6. Re:Black Coffee by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The real trick is what is considered moderation and excess.

      For some things like smoking, the level that is safe if probably too low for people to get the enjoyment out of it, so it isn't worth trying.

      Also our body is in constant conflict on what it needs to survive all the time. We need to breath Oxygen to keep those chemical reactions running, However we need to have foods that have anti-oxidents as to slow down these reactions as to prolong our life.

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    7. Re:Black Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you're a doctor, can you explain why obese people get put on ketogenic diets for weight loss then?
      That's a diet consisting of at least 70% fats.

      Just stop spewing crap. The guy had a valid point.

    8. Re:Black Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..."Do things in moderation, not to excess".

      Key exception: smoking. Always bad for you.

      Lesser exception: alcohol, if you're female (any) or male (more than 1-2 drinks a day).

      Well, I don't mind that you are factually incorrect about smoking, but holy shit on the acceptance of alcohol, which even consumed in moderation over a lifetime leaves people with no ability to form new memory, and once the damage to the hypothalamus occurs, it is not reversible. If you are a woman, never, never ever drink alcohol, unless you do not care that it will leave you nearly helpless in your senior years when it will be most important to have your wits about you. Alcohol always causes some level of dementia, and there is no going backwards, only arresting the damage by ceasing the practice of consumption of any amount.

      Regarding smoking, you are technically wrong, as most are, but better sate than sorry, right? It is easier to demonize smoking than the actual "thing" that is bad, which is not tobacco and not smoking. If you ever noticed how healthy Native Americans are usually described and depicted from history, you have to wonder about the old ones that sit around together smoking all their lives. Turns out it actually all does depend on what you smoke. If you're smoking reconstituted tobacco and the chemicals infused in ordinary national brand US cigarettes, then you will soon die and are a victim of the 1950's chemical revolution and what Big Tobacco has been doing to Americans ever since, i.e. killing them by the hundreds of thousands per year, and a victim also somewhat of the US Department of Justice that "brought them to justice" in the early 1990's, only to allow them to continue the identical methods of producing their deadly product and more or less continue their genocidal practice of murdering Americans for profit, along with a big fine that was ultimately forgiven and taxes passed on to the victims.

      As it turns out factually and scientifically, smoking tobacco isn't inherently all that bad for you. It does cause emphysema, which isn't good and no one needs, but it doesn't kill you, with cancer or by any other known fatal illness. What is killing people is that most smokers are not smoking tobacco, but half-tobacco, half recorrugated garbage off the floor made into a paper before shredding and infused with like 300 carcinogenic chemicals intended to increase the addictiveness of nicotine and smoking.

      US Surgeon General Report Smoking and Health

      No. 1103, p.112

      Death rates for current pipe smokers were little if at all higher than for non-smokers, even with men smoking 10 pipefuls per day and with men who had smoked pipes for more than 30 years.

      (No. 1103, page 92)

      Among the pipe smokers.... The US mortality ratios are 0.8 for non-inhalers and 1.0 for inhalers.

      ...which means pipe smokers who inhale live as long as nonsmokers, and pipe smokers that don’t inhale live longer than non-smokers.

    9. Re:Black Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... using coffee to flavor my cream is bad?

  11. Another correlation... sigh by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The latest findings come from a study published Monday in JAMA Internal Medicine that included about a half-million people in England, Scotland and Wales. "We found that people who drank two to three cups per day had about a 12 percent lower risk of death compared to non-coffee drinkers" during the decade-long study, says Erikka Loftfield, a research fellow at the National Cancer Institute

    And what other factors did they control for? Age, income, working conditions, gender, diet, age, and many other things can affect longevity. This sounds like yet another idiotic study that found a correlation and jumps to the hasty generalization about its implications. The abstract provides no indication any effort was made to control for other possible causes. The real question is whether coffee is the proximal cause or if it is just a convenient correlation result due to other factors.

    I'm also curious who funded this particular study... Hate to be cynical but one has to wonder.

    1. Re:Another correlation... sigh by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      Coffee drinkers tend to have jobs. Thus better income, more getting out of the house, etc. than the population as a whole.

    2. Re:Another correlation... sigh by magarity · · Score: 1

      provides no indication any effort was made to control for other possible causes

      Control for other causes among 500K participants over the entire breadth of the island of Great Britain? What do you want??

    3. Re: Another correlation... sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EU citizens?

    4. Re:Another correlation... sigh by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Well, 100% of the participants drive on the wrong side of the road so, yes, control for other causes would be preferred.

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    5. Re:Another correlation... sigh by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      I agree - the study was to see if caffeine was the cause of longer life - turns out any coffee led to longer life. life style change have long ago been proven to extend life. read the study before commenting whoever said "...no indication..."

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  12. Decaf result is interesting by rgmoore · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The result showing decaf might have a similar effect is possibly the most interesting point in the study. It suggests that the effect is from something other than caffeine, which would mean there's more interesting chemicals in coffee.

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    1. Re:Decaf result is interesting by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      The result showing decaf might have a similar effect is possibly the most interesting point in the study. It suggests that the effect is from something other than caffeine, which would mean there's more interesting chemicals in coffee.

      Coffee is extremely complex chemically. There is a lot to coffee besides just the caffeine.

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    2. Re:Decaf result is interesting by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2

      The result showing decaf might have a similar effect is possibly the most interesting point in the study. It suggests that the effect is from something other than caffeine, which would mean there's more interesting chemicals in coffee.

      Coffee is extremely complex chemically. There is a lot to coffee besides just the caffeine.

      This. And I don't it's news that coffee can be good for you. An excerpt from this page:

      Coffee is a rich source of disease-fighting antioxidants. And studies have shown that it may reduce cavities, boost athletic performance, improve moods, and stop headaches -- not to mention reduce the risk of type 2 diabetes, colon cancer, liver cancer, gall stones, cirrhosis of the liver, and Parkinson's diseases.

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    3. Re:Decaf result is interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree the analyses including decaf are interesting. What's even more interesting is that they also examined a polymorphism related to caffeine metabolism and found that was unrelated to the effect. So there's kind of two very different ways of examining caffeine and it doesn't seem to matter.

      This sort of result is really difficult to interpret though.

      When my wife was pregnant, she was reading a lot of studies trying to figure out if caffeine consumption is linked to miscarriage or poor pregnancy outcomes.

      It turns out that it is, but this is complicated because women who have bad morning sickness are actually likely to have better outcomes than those who don't have morning sickness or only mild morning sickness. If you have morning sickness, though, you're more likely to get sick from coffee and avoid it. Once you control for this, the association between caffeine and outcomes is really diminished.

      I wonder if something similar is going on here, that people who are sick are more likely to avoid coffee, decaf or not, because it's a "strong" beverage (relative to water or something like that). They controlled for general health, but that's not as direct as controlling for indigestion reactions to coffee (e.g., is the coffee improving health, or are those with better health able to tolerate it).

      For those who can't read the article, the covariates were: sex (male or female), smoking status (never, former, or current smoker), general health status (excellent/good or fair/poor health), BMI (18.5 to 25.0, 25.0 to 30.0, or 30.0), history of diabetes (yes or no), and history of cancer, heart attack, or stroke (yes or no), They also had data on other covariates, like education and alcohol consumption, but it's hard for me to tell even after reading it once or twice if they actually covaried those out.

    4. Re:Decaf result is interesting by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck knows. Maybe it's healthy to drink hot water.

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    5. Re:Decaf result is interesting by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      Yes, they're consuming about 600-750ml (20oz) of water, daily and consistently.

  13. Re:12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1


    And while we are on the topic, why are most habitual coffee drinkers also smokers? Does this study then conclude that smoking is also healthy too?

    The study didn't say that. It said that people who drink coffee USED TO BE likely to smoke. This was at a time when a much, much larger percentage of the population in the US smoked. In the early 1960s it was about 45%. That's why Coffee got a bad rap. Take out the smokers, and you get a positive benefit.

    This also points out the problems with an observational study. There's all kinds of correlations between different behaviors. Observational studies are important and can point you in the right direction. But they don't really show a lot more than a correlation, and likely shouldn't be used to change behavior.

  14. Making good coffee is a pain in the neck by snapsnap · · Score: 2

    I know when I was severely depressed I didn't have the energy to drive to the place I bought my beans, roast them myself, grind them, and use my french press. I just gave-up on making coffee for several months. The study probably has more to do with the motivation of the subjects rather than coffee.

    1. Re:Making good coffee is a pain in the neck by EdwardFurlong · · Score: 1

      I bet a good deal of people drink coffee because they have to get up early and need energy for some task, most likely work. I am sure there are all kinds of studies that show being active and having a purpose both reduce the risk of death.

    2. Re:Making good coffee is a pain in the neck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap. You didn't even have the energy to make coffee?

      I shouldn't be surprised. At work, we usually don't have coffee since everyone is apparently too lazy to make it.

    3. Re:Making good coffee is a pain in the neck by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I used to drink coffee constantly until I had a stroke. Then they put me on blood pressure medication and told me to change my eating habits and to stop drinking coffee or anything with caffeine. I changed my eating habits and quit the caffeine then they reduced the blood pressure medication because I was too low and which worked for a little bit then it went low again and then finally they took me completely off the blood pressure medication and now my blood pressure is normal. I drink no caffeine and nothing with high fructose corn syrup.

       

    4. Re:Making good coffee is a pain in the neck by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Nice. Very tongue in cheek funny.

  15. Propaganda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    next week there will be something out that coffee causes cancer. Round and round we go, the marketing people spewing bs. to sell it, the scientists saying its not good for us,,,

  16. pshhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Englanders don't drink coffee, not with all the tea crumpets.

  17. Risk of death by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "We found that people who drank two to three cups per day had about a 12 percent lower risk of death compared to non-coffee drinkers"

    Nope. I think you'll find if you run the study long enough that everyone has a 100% risk of death no matter what they drink.

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    1. Re:Risk of death by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      Of course that's not how they look at the chance of death. They're talking about the chance of death in a specific time interval. To make up some numbers, a 60 year old man who doesn't drink coffee might have a 1% chance of dying in the next year, which a 60 year old man who drinks coffee might have a 0.88% chance of dying in the next year. That would classify as a 12% reduction in the risk of death.

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    2. Re:Risk of death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, media (NPR, in this case), very, very frequently misquote people (Mrs. Loftfield, in this case).

    3. Re:Risk of death by thePsychologist · · Score: 1

      The way risk works is that it is computed as a probability of dying in the next time interval. A lower risk probability means that your expected lifespan increases.

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    4. Re:Risk of death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But have they tried covfefe?

    5. Re:Risk of death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, can't drink anything these days without the risk of death!

    6. Re:Risk of death by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      But have they tried covfefe?

      Yes I have, despite the negative press.

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  18. Spice coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its in the melange in the coffee and not the coffee itself, bros.

    1. Re:Spice coffee by cre1mer · · Score: 1

      Funny. I thought it was in the pumpkin.

    2. Re:Spice coffee by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      The pumpkin spice must flow

    3. Re:Spice coffee by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Funny. I thought it was in the pumpkin.

      Try the sugar free almond roca for the best results

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  19. Genetics makes some drinkers immortal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coffee can also fiddle with your genes.

  20. Re:With the amount of coffee and dark chocolate I by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Funny

    I should be immortal.

    Well, if you haven't died yet- perhaps you are.

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  21. Re:Oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus, do they come in gallon mugs? You seem to be getting fatter in every new video, Chris. The guy that called you an animated puddle wasn't too far off.

  22. Re:12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is your ass a public repo for other data as well, or just that most habitual coffee drinkers smoke as well?

  23. Cant wait for retraction in 2-5 years by blahbooboo · · Score: 0

    Looking forward to the retraction in 2-5 years that shows it's not really true due to the usual cast of reasons in dietary studies.

  24. Re:Oh crap by cre1mer · · Score: 1

    A large is 20 ounces and I only have one per day. I usually drink 1/2-gallon of fruit juice per week. Otherwise, I drink water.

  25. Re:12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTe by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    And while we are on the topic, why are most habitual coffee drinkers also smokers? Does this study then conclude that smoking is also healthy too?

    I'd like to see your data on this. I know lots of people who drink a lot of coffee- I hardly know anyone that smokes anymore. There may or may not be a correlation of smokers also being coffee drinkers- but I'd be very surprised if most coffee drinkers also smoke. This is 2018, almost no-one smokes these days.

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  26. I'll just leave these by rsilvergun · · Score: 0

    here and here

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  27. Ummm by Holi · · Score: 0

    Pretty sure EVERYONE has a 100% risk of death

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  28. study sponsorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did this study get its funding from the National Coffee Association?

  29. All your spice is belong to Seattle by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    The brew quickens the mind
    The stains are a warning
    It is from my mind that it speeds
    All hail the spice!

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  30. And For Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mmm, not so good.

  31. What did the control group drink? by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 2

    What did the control group drink?

    My guess is soda of some kind, even if this is not measured.

    Compare coffee drinkers with water drinkers (or at least drinks without sweeteners). Otherwise the test is not testing what you think it is testing.

    1. Re:What did the control group drink? by wgoodman · · Score: 1

      Coffee is almost entirely water!
      But in all seriousness, I drink a lot of water once I'm done with my morning caffeine intake.

    2. Re:What did the control group drink? by LoneTech · · Score: 1

      Almost the right question. I suspect the positive effects have everything to do with having a routine that promotes breaks. Substituting soda would also be negative.

  32. Then I should live for-friggin'-ever. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Unless those dragons out in the kitchen get me.

  33. Or... by xlsior · · Score: 1

    ... Perhaps office workers with less physically demanding jobs are more likely to drink coffee regularly compared to people working more strenuous professions.

    1. Re:Or... by rizole · · Score: 1

      Seems unlikely.
      Sitting at a desk all day has a negative impact on your health that exercise doesn't mitigate.

  34. Re:12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doh?

    "why don't you wear a helmet?"
    "what? and spoil my hairdo?"

  35. Wow, your experience mimicks mine by lamer01 · · Score: 1

    Love coffee and I can have it at any time even before bedtime. Actually, espresso makes me drowsy.

    1. Re:Wow, your experience mimicks mine by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm naturally an insomniac, although becoming less of one as I age. My kids now have the same problem, other people in my family have had the same problem. Insomnia runs in the family. When I was a teenager going through my early 30's I would live on a three day cycle. Night 1: no sleep and not feel tired the next day; night 2: 1 or 2 hours sleep max, but I do feel tired in the morning; night 3: sleep like a log- body reset.

      It was an endless cycle of those three days. In my 30's I started drinking more coffee- and found I started sleeping more often- my 3 day cycle became a 2 day cycle... and then sleeping most nights; these days there is probably only on average one night a week I don't sleep at all. Usually when I don't sleep it's on a night I don't have coffee before I go to bed.

      Mentioned it on the phone to my mother one evening and she said that she had the same reaction to coffee. She doesn't sleep unless she has her coffee. I think there is some genetic link there somehow. Caffeine effects some of us differently with the opposite reaction.

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    2. Re: Wow, your experience mimicks mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee is a stimulant that runs your metabolism hot, when it leaves your system, you need more sleep due to the expenditure. You are likely processing the caffeine much faster than other people.

      I have the opposite issue - that caffeine is like poison. I get stomach problems, tired very early in the evening, headaches from it, etc.

    3. Re:Wow, your experience mimicks mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freud outlined the coffee link a century ago, ask your mom.

  36. Re:Oh crap by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

    Drop the fruit juice, it's mostly sugar.

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  37. Re:12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTe by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

    ..... why are most habitual coffee drinkers also smokers?

    I don't think this is necessarily true. If I were to guess I say its probably more likely that most smokers are also habitual coffee drinkers.

  38. Re: Oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody cares, creamer.

  39. Re:12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTe by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to my study, 100% of the people who masturbate died within 150 years.

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  40. Re:With the amount of coffee and dark chocolate I by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Denial also works.

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  41. Decaf?! Abomination!!! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Funny
    Decaf also might make you live longer, but it is not worth living longer if you drink decaf. Of all the pointless things in the world, decaf takes the cake. Sponge cake. Layered with mascara pone cheese, tiramisu, but I digress.

    You must buy a plot in the Great Smokey mountains, and tend to your own coffee shrubs, that you grow in shade, you pick the berries, feed them to the civet cat you own, and take the excreted beans, roast them yourself, grind them just 3 minutes before you brew and brew it fresh using natural spring water that you fetch it yourself. That is coffee. If not, might as well drink starbucks.

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    1. Re:Decaf?! Abomination!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are still not thinking locally. Coffee beans cured in civets taste about the same as coffee cured in the local catamounts. After awhile, they get grumpy if they don't have there morning coffee beans and are prone to mauling stuff.

    2. Re:Decaf?! Abomination!!! by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time, there were these particularly degenerate Indonesians who liked to perform analingus on civets. These filthy perverts were going to be executed, except they made a wager with the judge, that they could con well to do people to eat civet excrement because it was so tasty. The rest, as they say, is history.

      Sorry you were hoodwinked by those disgusting sexual deviants, and now take part in their unspeakable abomination.

  42. Re:12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTe by ichthus · · Score: 1

    Did you grow up in a bowling alley?

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  43. Re:With the amount of coffee and dark chocolate I by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

    Better start working on your swordsmanship, there can be only one!

  44. Disclaimer by Tsolias · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The starbucks 1200 cal. coffee with all that artificial sweeteners and the sugar kills you.

    1. Re:Disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The starbucks 1200 cal. coffee with all that artificial sweeteners and the sugar kills you.

      The starbucks 1200 cal. coffee with all that artificial flavor and the sugar kills you.

      There, FTFY.

  45. I am a coffeee drinker, yet... by Framboise · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A correlation is far from proving causation. It could just be that coffee drinkers belong preferentially to a more wealthy group, which enjoys better chances of living longer.

    1. Re:I am a coffeee drinker, yet... by Sumus+Semper+Una · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Do people who drink coffee live longer? Or do people who live longer drink coffee?

      Because it's more sensational, the article seems to have gone with the first hypothesis and run with it for no other reason that I can find.

    2. Re:I am a coffeee drinker, yet... by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      I wonder if scientists use tools to account for confounding data.

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    3. Re:I am a coffeee drinker, yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee is not particularly expensive. In fact, Tim Hortons in Canada is a staple among the working poor. It's more often the wealthy people who avoid coffee, claiming to be on some kind of "cleanse" or other new age bullshit.

    4. Re:I am a coffeee drinker, yet... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It could just be that coffee drinkers belong preferentially to a more wealthy group

      A comment brought to you by the 1100s.

  46. Spanish coffees ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Cuz life's no fun without one-fifty-one...

  47. who sponsored the study? by AlwinBarni · · Score: 1

    I heard once about a test of trucks: On a nice sunny summer day they loaded few trucks in the morning with the same weight of sand, after which the trucks had to perform certain performance tests - one truck was outstanding.

    It turned out, that the test was sponsored by the winning truck manufacturer, all the trucks were loaded with wet sand and weighted immediately, however the winning truck was the last to be tested way in the afternoon of the very hot day.

    I heard lots of good things about coffee from many sources. It seems to be even helpful for some brain degeneration diseases, so I am not saying it cannot be true, just asking what was the control group drinking: water, vegetable smoothie or sodas? Or, in general, what were the control parameters of this study (ethnicity is not enough)?

  48. Paid for by tattood · · Score: 1

    Paid for by Starbucks.

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  49. lifestyle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People drinking 2-3 cups indicates certain lifestyle that maybe associated with less risky lifestyle such as office work.

  50. funny... by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    It's funny how other studies have completely the opposite conclusions... more of them have actually the opposite conclusions... guess which ones I trust more.....

  51. California Prop 65.. by wgoodman · · Score: 1

    Of course in California, coffee is required to have a sticker saying it causes cancer.

    1. Re:California Prop 65.. by avandesande · · Score: 2

      I am sure the adhesive on those stickers cause cancer maybe the sticker needs a sticker?

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  52. You will now never die according to article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "had about a 12 percent lower risk of death"... I never understood these types of comments. It's as if it's saying you won't die if you drink coffee. Newsflash, your all going to die eventually.

  53. Except in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Californication, the coffee drinkers will all die of cancer.

  54. Re:12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And while we are on the topic, why are most habitual coffee drinkers also smokers? Does this study then conclude that smoking is also healthy too?

    Well, I may be just as vain as you and like shaming smokers as much a the next guy, but if you ever noticed how healthy Native Americans are usually described and depicted from history, you have to wonder about the old ones that sat and still sit around together smoking all their lives. Turns out it actually all does depend on what you smoke. If you're smoking reconstituted tobacco and the chemicals infused in ordinary national brand US cigarettes, then you will soon die and are a victim of the 1950's chemical revolution and what Big Tobacco has been doing to Americans ever since, i.e. killing them by the hundreds of thousands per year, and a victim also somewhat of the US Department of Justice that "brought them to justice" in the early 1990's, only to allow them to continue the identical methods of producing their deadly product and more or less continue their genocidal practice of murdering Americans for profit, along with a big fine that was ultimately forgiven and taxes passed on to the victims.

    As it turns out factually and scientifically, smoking tobacco isn't inherently all that bad for you. It does cause emphysema, which isn't good and no one needs, but it doesn't kill you, with cancer or by any other known fatal illness. What is killing people is that most smokers are not smoking tobacco, but half-tobacco, half reconstituted garbage off the floor made into a paper before shredding and infused with extra nicotine and more than 300 extra carcinogenic chemicals intended to increase the addictiveness of nicotine and smoking.

    US Surgeon General Report Smoking and Health

    No. 1103, p.112

    Death rates for current pipe smokers were little if at all higher than for non-smokers, even with men smoking 10 pipefuls per day and with men who had smoked pipes for more than 30 years.

    (No. 1103, page 92)

    Among the pipe smokers.... The US mortality ratios are 0.8 for non-inhalers and 1.0 for inhalers.

    ...which means pipe (i.e. natural tobacco) smokers who inhale live as long as nonsmokers, and pipe smokers that don’t inhale live longer than non-smokers.

    You should be shocked, because this is true, and a lot of what you think you know is absolute horseshit. I'm in the same boat. Best of luck.

  55. Coffee/Caffeine is a vice, and highly addictive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really don't give much credit to these types of articles, especially considering that caffeine withdrawal syndrome is a real thing. Coffee definitely is a vice, and was harder for me to quit than marijuana.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28613541

  56. Re:12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not tobacco! But this is what kills smokers, and nearly everyone mistakes this for tobacco.

  57. I stopped and never looked back. by devslash0 · · Score: 1

    I stopped drinking coffee and energy drinks 1.5 years ago. I had realised I was simply having too much. On an average day I would usually have 2-3 Monster Energy + 5-10 big mugs of coffee (ever seen Sports Direct ones?). I got to a point where my hands wouldn't stop trembling to the rhythm of my heartbeat because of such a high blood pressure.

    Naturally, I started drinking coffee out of necessity. Projects, deadlines, not enough hours in a day. The usual stuff. However, it then struck me that heading to the kitchen and having a cuppa (ok, big flippin' mugga') had become my way of dealing with stress. Whenever under duress, I'd retreat to the kettle.

    So one day I said enough. Quit overnight. I don't know what a drugs detox feels like but I'd bet my experiences for the next few days couldn't be much different from ditching A class drugs. I didn't know where I was or what I was doing. Attention span... well, it'd have to exist first. A proper withdrawal syndrome.

    Since then, I replaced coffee with 7.5 hours of sleep each night. I've never looked back. The benefits of regular sleep in my opinion greatly outweigh the benefits of coffee.

  58. Coffee Drinkers Are More Likely To Live Longer by homes32 · · Score: 0

    except for those who live in California where coffee is "known to cause cancer"???

  59. Re:Oh crap by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Fruit juice is mostly water ...
    Why should a healthy person avoid sugar in a juice and skip all the vitamins and the superb taste?

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  60. Clearly due to increased poops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poops release waste and're relaxing, thereby lowering stress.

    Poop, for your health.

  61. While you drink coffee by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    There is an explanation by eviction: when you drink coffee, you are not drinking a soda.

  62. Decaffeinated coffee is NOT caffeine-free coffee. by denzacar · · Score: 2

    The exact effect of caffeine by itself seems problematic since the same trends in reducing mortality, albeit to a lesser degree, was true for those who drank decaffeinated coffee.

    Not really.

    Decaffeinated coffee is NOT caffeine-free coffee. Often it's not even really decaffeinated.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    A controlled study of ten samples of prepared decaffeinated coffee from coffee shops showed that some caffeine remained.[1]
    Fourteen to twenty cups of such decaffeinated coffee would contain as much caffeine as one cup of regular coffee.[1]
    The 16-ounce (473-ml) cups of coffee samples contained caffeine in the range of 8.6 mg to 13.9 mg.
    In another study of popular brands of decaf coffees, the caffeine content varied from 3 mg to 32 mg.[18]
    An 8-ounce (237-ml) cup of regular coffee contains 95-200 mg of caffeine,[19] and a 12-ounce (355-milliliter) serving of Coca-Cola contains 36 mg.[20]

    Both of these studies tested the caffeine content of store-brewed coffee, suggesting that the caffeine may be residual from the normal coffee served rather than poorly decaffeinated coffee.

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  63. Re:With the amount of coffee and dark chocolate I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people only die once. You should get it over with now so you can life the rest of your life without fear of dying.

  64. Who funded the study? by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    I remember a few years back some study was released saying that drinking alcohol was good for you. Problem is that it was funded by someone in the wine industry. Clearly biased and I suspect this might be the same deal. Maybe I'm wrong but it just seems that everyone has an angle.

  65. Did they control for other factors? by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

    Like did they account for the fact that one of the side-effects of people getting a fix of what they're addicted to is that it helps them to not die as a result of being executed for murdering all their coworkers like they MIGHT have done had they NOT reliably and regularly gotten their caffeine-fix? Just coo-ri-us.

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  66. Congrats! See: Why We Sleep -- by Matthew Walker by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    https://www.amazon.com/Why-We-...
    "Walker explains "how a good night's shut-eye can make us cleverer, more attractive, slimmer, happier, healthier, and ward off cancer.""

    I'm about a third of the way through the book so far and it is just amazing. I will never take sleep for granted again.

    Essentially, our brains are overclocked for high performance of a certain kind during the day and almost everyone absolutely need eight or so hours of good sleep each and every night for the brain to recover and stay healthy. (There is a very tiny number -- much less than 1% -- of people with a genetic mutation that lets them get by on less sleep.)

    As one example, during the day, new factual information is stored in the hippocampus and then when you go to sleep NREM sleep moves the data to other part of the brain for long term storage. So, if you don't sleep enough that night, you lose much of those memories. Sleeping more a day or two later will never bring those memories back.

    As another example, I just read today about how glial cells shrink during sleep so fluid can bathe the adjacent neurons and then the glial cells can remove toxic waste products that can lead to Alzheimer's.

    He explains how drowsy driving causes more accidents and worse ones than drunk driving.

    He also talks about how caffeine blocks receptors in the brain for adenosine (which causes "sleep pressure"). While caffeine may make it possible for people to get by with less sleep for a time, such users will still miss out on all the other health-giving parts of sleep as above -- and more, including greater creativity like from dreams.

    That said, I'd add, for some people, coffee beans are the only beans they consume and in general eating beans and the phytonutrients they contain is health promoting. So, for some people, the health benefits of drinking coffee bean juice may outweigh issues of caffeine. But, there are lots of other beans people can eat that don't have caffeine in them.
    https://well.blogs.nytimes.com...

    So, bravo for making a great choice and sticking with it through caffeine withdrawal and into a healthier life.

    See also in general:
    http://web.archive.org/web/201...
    "Tragically, most people are totally unaware that they are only a few weeks of discipline away from being able to comfortably maintain healthful dietary habits -- and to keep away from the products that can result in the destruction of their health."

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  67. Lotsa Alkaloids by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

    Decaf May Do The Trick, Too

    Plants that contain an alkaloid usually contain a hundred different alkaloids. Assuming that some effect of coffee is from the caffeine is naive.

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  68. You sound fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't want to see a citation. You can see citations every day, maybe even in every reflective surface you pass.

    Diet drinks make you fat. You see literal tons of fat bastards guzzling that shit daily and not a single one ever loses that weight without some kind of stomach mutilation, whether that be stomach staples or partial stomach removal or liposuction.

    Like you've been told 100,000 times, it's your fault you're fat because you won't stop stuffing your piehole. Stop drinking soda, of any kind really, and drink some goddamned water.

  69. Re: Oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the harm from sugar outweighs the benefits of vitamins which are available from other sources. Sugar kills. It leads to insulin intolerance and is directly linked to cancer.

  70. Interesting And All, But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, do I drink coffee because it might lengthen my life? Do you?

    Hell no! I drink coffee because I like it. It's a versatile flavor that pairs well with many other flavours. It warms me up and gives me a shot of energy. Sometimes it just fills that tiny hole in the tummy. When I don't feel like coffee I drink something else, or nothing at all.

    Suppose coffee actually shortened my life. As long as the effect isn't strong, would I stop drinking it? Hell no! Would you? I doubt it.

    Remember that Old Wives Tale from when we were kids, that coffee stunted your growth? Did that stop you from drinking coffee? I doubt that too.

  71. Re: 12% increase in chance of death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could have sworn that all previous studies concluded that we all had a 100% chance of death.

  72. Correlations don't always mean something by sjbe · · Score: 0

    Control for other causes among 500K participants over the entire breadth of the island of Great Britain? What do you want??

    I want some effort putting into determining whether or not this correlation actually means anything before they report it as if it actually means something. There are all kinds of weird correlations that are statistically significant but don't actually mean anything or have any direct relationship. For example the divorce rate in the State of Maine has a 99% correlation with the per capita consumption of margarine in the US. Those two facts clearly have nothing to do with one another and yet they correlate incredibly strongly with large populations behind each.

  73. Correlations don't always imply causes by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I agree - the study was to see if caffeine was the cause of longer life - turns out any coffee led to longer life.

    No it did not prove that coffee led to a longer life. It merely showed that there was a correlation between coffee drinking and living longer. Those are NOT the same thing and it entirely possible that the two facts have nothing to do with one another.

    1. Re:Correlations don't always imply causes by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      meanwhile I'll drink coffee anyhow

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  74. Sarcopenia by Daralantan · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of some study done by Japan a few years ago that found there was a reduced chance / effect from sarcopenia in older males. Sounds pretty good to just enjoy coffee daily and lose less muscle as you age.

  75. Re:12% Decrease in Death-100% Increase in YellowTe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is, you still can't find anyone to do a peer review.

  76. Re:With the amount of coffee and dark chocolate I by Admiral_Grinder · · Score: 1

    Naw, your dead already. The amount of caffeine in your system is just keeping your corpse animated for a few more years.

  77. Re:With the amount of coffee and dark chocolate I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. Doing an excellent job, keep it up.

  78. Re: Oh crap by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

    And juice is way worse than eating the fruit would be. First of all, you drink more than one fruit worth of juice in a typical glass. Second of all, the fiber that comes from eating fruit slows down the absorption of the sugar so your body has more time to deal with it. Drinking the juice is a much quicker sugar spike.

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