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The 'Scunthorpe Problem' Has Never Really Been Solved (vice.com)

dmoberhaus writes: Yesterday, a writer for SB Nation named Natalie Weiner posted a screenshot of a rejection form she received when she tried to sign up for a website. Her submission was rejected because a spam algorithm considered her last name "offensive." After she posted about this, hundreds of other people with similarly "offensive" last names sounded off about how they had experienced similar issues. As it turns out, this phenomenon is so widespread that it has a name among computer scientists. It's called the Scunthorpe problem and it's been a scourge of the internet since the beginning. Motherboard spoke to content moderation experts about its origins and why it's such a hard problem to solve 20 years later. A big reason why the problem has yet to be solved is "because creating effective obscenity filters depends on the filter's ability to understand a word in context," reports Motherboard. "Despite advances in [AI], this is something that even the most advanced machine-learning algorithms still struggle with today."

"This works both ways around," Michael Veale, a researcher studying responsible machine learning at University College London, told Motherboard. "Cock (a bird) and Dick (the given name) are both harmless in certain contexts, even in children's settings online, but in other cases parents might not want them used. Equally, those wanting to abuse a system can find ways around it."

382 comments

  1. A sad reflection... by GerryGilmore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...on how silly/childish we still are by schoolyard snickering over "funny names". Apparently, we'll just never grow the fuck up.

    1. Re:A sad reflection... by msauve · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "how silly/childish we still are...fuck..."

      There you go, proving that it's not just "schoolyard snickering" which is rude.

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    2. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sad that Gerry Gilmore thinks he can both be a prudish old wanker and still say "the fuck" in contravention of old coot rules.

    3. Re:A sad reflection... by green1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or maybe he's trying to say that a word is just a word, and that we shouldn't spend so much time policing them as we could choose instead to just grow up and stop caring which combination of letters someone chose to put side by side.

    4. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or maybe he was just thinking to himself "heh, hehehe, huh, that rhymed with penis"

    5. Re: A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take umbrage to this kind of e-discrimination.

      ~ Richard Sfuckface Johnson

    6. Re:A sad reflection... by thomst · · Score: 5, Interesting

      GerryGilmore lamented:

      ...on how silly/childish we still are by schoolyard snickering over "funny names". Apparently, we'll just never grow the fuck up.

      Well - some of us don't.

      Religious types, for instance.

      I've been a customer of a certain online-warehouse music store for donkey's years, now (it rhymes with "Musician's Trend"). Naturally, they encourage customers to leave reviews of products we buy. So, a couple of years ago, I bought a Digitech RP1000 multi-effects pedal board from this operation. I was very pleased with it, and I succumbed to the urge to submit a review.

      I swiftly discovered the site's nanny filter had some peculiar notions about what it considered objectionable language. First of all, it will let you use neither the terms "dollar" or "dollars," nor the "$" character. It also flagged and blocked words that are dirty only by dint of extreme mental contortion - like "muff" for instance. That came up in the context of discussing distortion models included in the device. The Maestro Big Muff is kind of the Ur-fuzzbox. (If you know the song American Woman by the Guess Who, that lead guitar tone is the perfect example of what it does to a guitar's sound.) The RP1000 does a great job of emulating it, as well as many other classic distortions, overdrives, and fuzzboxen - but the nanny filter wouldn't let me mention the Big Muff by name - even though this Musician's Blend-sounding retailer stocks many variants of that pedal and solicits reviews for them!

      So, I don't bother posting reviews there, because the corporate pinheads who are responsible for emplacing that imbecilic thing in the first place refuse to treat their customers as adults - and I have zero interest in posting reviews about sophisticated digital electronic modeling gear for an audience of children ...

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    7. Re:A sad reflection... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Ooooooohhhhhh... You said the fuck word... :D

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    8. Re:A sad reflection... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Must have been quite a while ago, the RP1000 is about as old as my GNX3000.

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    9. Re:A sad reflection... by butzwonker · · Score: 1

      Putting bleeps over swear words on TV seems even more childish. I've seen comedians on Youtube who had several beeps in almost every sentence. You can still understand everything, so I guess it's more of a nostalgic tradition than being meant seriously. Otherwise, what's the point of this?

    10. Re:A sad reflection... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      No contortion at all for muff to be deemed 'naughty'. It explicitly means vagina.

      Sure, it's a tamer word than minge but if a site is censoring then it's a legitimate target.

    11. Re:A sad reflection... by Z00L00K · · Score: 2

      Censoring the reality never makes sense.

      If you have a problem with reality - then you may have to move to a secluded area with limited connection to the rest of the world. Maybe become Amish?

      Most English profanities are quite bland anyway.

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    12. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No contortion at all for muff to be deemed 'naughty'. It explicitly means vagina.

      Sure, it's a tamer word than minge but if a site is censoring then it's a legitimate target.

      There's nothing wrong with vaginas. In fact, I'm quite fond of them.

    13. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, a word isn't offensive on its own, it's the context in which it's used that can cause the offense.

      For example, just last week my boss called me almost every name under the sun in front of the whole office. But I wasn't offended, as that was his response to a very bad pun I'd made. He didn't mean it as an insult, and it wasn't taken that way.

    14. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a 'legitimate target', such censoring is only silly. "Muff" have several meanings. One of them is a kind of fuzzbox. Another of them is 'cunt'. There is nothing wrong in writing about fuzzboxes on that site. If they don't want writings about sex, they can censor that - but it can NOT be done with a word filter because it fails badly with false positives - as the original poster showed. Word filters are also trivial to get around with alternative spellings like pen!s, pr0n m.u.f.f. and so on.

      And don't call it a 'vagina'. This is not a latin-language site. The english word is 'cunt' (or twat, muff, ...)

    15. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No contortion at all for muff to be deemed 'naughty'. It explicitly means vagina.

      Of course muff explicitly means vagina. That's why a muffler clearly means you're reducing the sound something makes by shoving it in your hoohaw.

    16. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't silly or childish at all. People with names like Natalie Weiner are just trolls for not having their names changed. Same goes for Richard Head, Dick Trickle, anyone living in Scunthorpe (or Middlesex or Essex or anything with "sex" in it), etc. etc.

      Just change your name or go with a pseudonym. The code is right, and people are wrong! Towns should have their names changed, too, or people should just grossly misspell their home town to get through the filters.

    17. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is screwy* (uh-oh). Maybe they could hire a few humans who are familiar with the terminologies, and who know how to think?

      *Alert! Fornication synonym detected!

    18. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not looking through Gerry Gilmore's eyes.

    19. Re:A sad reflection... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Or maybe he's trying to say that a word is just a word, and that we shouldn't spend so much time policing them as we could choose instead to just grow up and stop caring which combination of letters someone chose to put side by side.

      All words convey meaning, and offensive words convey offensive meaning.

      Personally I think it's more childish to use those words, and then act like you're a martian that doesn't understand what language is or something, to dodge responsibility for conveying the very meaning that the words were fully intended to convey. .

    20. Re:A sad reflection... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All words convey meaning

      Not so.

      Many politicians go to great lengths to ensure their words have no meaning.

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    21. Re:A sad reflection... by tepples · · Score: 1

      What gives words like "cooter" and "box" offensive meaning and "vulva" and "vagina" not?

    22. Re:A sad reflection... by Gamer_2k4 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe he's trying to say that a word is just a word, and that we shouldn't spend so much time policing them as we could choose instead to just grow up and stop caring which combination of letters someone chose to put side by side.

      All words convey meaning, and offensive words convey offensive meaning.

      Personally I think it's more childish to use those words, and then act like you're a martian that doesn't understand what language is or something, to dodge responsibility for conveying the very meaning that the words were fully intended to convey. .

      Perfectly stated. The majority of parents (I imagine) don't let their children use language like that, but once you turn a certain age, suddenly it's okay? It's not like it takes a certain maturity to use profanity "correctly," since almost every time you hear an adult curse, it's done flippantly and with the same ease and intent as any other word they speak.

    23. Re:A sad reflection... by msauve · · Score: 1

      They have a added vulgar and/or pejorative meaning. Same thing that makes "the n-word" offensive and "black" not.

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    24. Re:A sad reflection... by thomst · · Score: 1

      In response to my anecdote about reviewing the Digitech RP1000, dunkelfalke observed:

      Must have been quite a while ago, the RP1000 is about as old as my GNX3000.

      Mmm - I think the GNX3000 is a little older vintage than the RP1000.

      Nonetheless, at the time I posted my review, the retailer in question was still selling the RP1000. That pedal was in production for a surprisingly long time, which I ascribe to the fact that it was an incredible bargain, given the quality and variety of the effects it offered at the price people were paying for it at the time.

      FWIW - as I'm sure you know (but most slashdotters probably don't) list prices for musical equipment and instruments are generally ludicrously high. Street prices are a much more accurate measure of the actual perceived value of that kind of stuff. At the time, the RP1000 was selling for around $300 (about half its list price), and that was a freakin' steal ...

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    25. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I swiftly discovered the site's nanny filter had some peculiar notions about what it considered objectionable language. First of all, it will let you use neither the terms "dollar" or "dollars," nor the "$" character.

      That was to prevent you from posting price information, not about potential obscenity. Many retailers do this.

    26. Re:A sad reflection... by msauve · · Score: 1

      "It explicitly means vagina."

      No, neither explicitly nor exclusively. Only in vulgar slang. It has other, perfectly cromulent, meanings.

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    27. Re:A sad reflection... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      There was a Christian news site that took a feed from AP, but replaced every instance of the word "gay" with "homosexual". Articles about Tyson Gay didn't make much sense, with headlines like "Homosexual eases into Olympic 100m final".

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    28. Re:A sad reflection... by thomst · · Score: 1

      Cederic opined:

      No contortion at all for muff to be deemed 'naughty'. It explicitly means vagina.

      Sure, it's a tamer word than minge but if a site is censoring then it's a legitimate target.

      It ONLY means vagina when used as part of the compound verb "muff diving" - an increasingly-obsolete and tame term for cunnilingus.

      And, again, it's the name of a family of products this retailer currently sells, for which it actively solicits reviews.

      If you'd care to diagram exactly how one goes about reviewing a pedal called a "Big Muff" without using the word "muff" - and without dancing around the issue by substituting "this product" or other quasi-euphemisms - I'd be interested in your suggestions.

      Otherwise, it's pure, gutless hypocrisy on the part of the company - whose name rhymes with "Musician's Bend" ...

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    29. Re:A sad reflection... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Forgive me for sounding like ELIZA, but let me ask my question again based on the terms you used in your comment:

      How did these words in particular acquire an added vulgar and/or pejorative meaning and other words not?

    30. Re:A sad reflection... by msauve · · Score: 1

      "How did these words in particular acquire an added vulgar and/or pejorative meaning and other words not?"

      Through use. Duh.

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    31. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And earmuffs is just another way of saying rubbing a vagina on someone's ears.

    32. Re: A sad reflection... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      True , GNX3000 is actually threeish years older. So from your description that bargain price should have been around 2011, maybe 2012. Time flies, eh?

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    33. Re:A sad reflection... by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      because after all, words don't equate to subjects or concepts and even if they did no subject or concept is one any person should find offensive, regardless of how personally denigrating it may be to them or harmful for their children to understand.

      ( for those challenged in identifying sarcasm this whole post was that).

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    34. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! You're kind of ignorant. Muff doesn't mean "vagina", it means "pubic hair".

    35. Re: A sad reflection... by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      "Despite advances in [AI], this is something that even the most advanced machine-learning algorithms still struggle with today."

      Because the problem is not a problem and it is not solvable. It is a manufactured issue born from our biases and even the smartest human wouldn't be able to determine if the offensive name was correct without establishing context and fact through trust. We haven't even solved for trust, how can we expect a machine with limited context and scope to determine the answer? The required amount of data and computing power is so severe in relation to the "problem" that it would be easier just to change your fucking name to something other than God damned weiner.

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    36. Re: A sad reflection... by astrofurter · · Score: 1

      The fainting couch is right over that way...

    37. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recall that in our country-wide company, there was actually a big long discussion with the IT members on what to use as userid. Some wanted first-initial-last-name, some wanted first-middle-initials-last-name.
      I pointed out that just because we had a rule, does not mean people could not deviate from it if necessary - i.e. jsmith2... also said "Sam Hitchcock can have whatever userid he prefers."

    38. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Scunthorpe probably is virtually unsolvable via technology because of the way these words are created. The vast majority of these words are created as euphemisms or slang and frequently have only the meaning that they have because of innuendo. For example, in Mandarin, slang for a dick and a vagina are roughly translated as little brother and little sister respectively.

      And you see that happen all over the place in pretty much every known language.adf

      As far as offense goes, that mostly comes down to how whiny the people are. There's nothing about the word cunt that demands that it be regarded as being more offensive than faggot or nigg3r, but women are especially good at whining, so it gets treated like this word that should never be used, even though in the grand scheme of things, the women whining about it are mostly themselves cunts. The various words we use to dehumanize men in order to use us for pointless bullshit wars are much worse, but you don't hear anywhere near as much whining about it.

    39. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      vagina is the medical term, you insensitive clod!

    40. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet none has ever succeeded. If their words have "no" meaning, that means they are either hiding something, are lying, or don't care...

    41. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As msauve implied, dictionaries track word use, not what they should mean. Unless you're in a formal setting where you do that backwards, the words are defined based upon common usage.

      As words are introduced into a language they start out with some meaning that will tend to fluctuate over the years, some words go through pajoration and become seen as vulgar, rude or just bad and others go through amelioration which is the opposite. Nice used to be reserved for basically country bumpkins that came to the city and were too ignorant to know how and when to screw people over and as such were nice, but these days being called nice isn't seen as particularly bad, even though it still is rooted from Latin to not know.

    42. Re:A sad reflection... by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Many politicians go to great lengths to ensure their words have no meaning

      And there's a lady who knows that sometimes words have two meanings

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    43. Re:A sad reflection... by tepples · · Score: 1

      And Japanese kawaii originally meant "pitiful" before "cute". But what causes some words to be used so as to escape pejoration?

    44. Re:A sad reflection... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      There is the idea of Professional Image standards. Where vulgar terms were normally shunned from such standards mostly due to historic rigid class structures, relying on "the Kings" English to be the standard. However today with a multi-culture environment vulgar word really shouldn't be offensive as they are stated, but more confusing across cultures. Many swear words are culturally specific with different meanings within the same language. the F-Bomb in America is mostly used like bonus qualify If it is Good then F-n Good is really Good, if it is Bad when it is F-n Bad then it is really bad. If used out of context is normally negative
      Vulgar terms really make language complex, in professional standards, Language needs to be interpreted the same way.

      Now for internet sites, many want to maintain such a standard, so they try to weed out profane language. Two follow the tradition of weeding out the lower class, but also to make sure the ideas presented are not disinterested.

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    45. Re:A sad reflection... by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and I thought the pedal was explicitly making reference to anatomy. Making reference to Steve Winwood's brother would be tricky too.

    46. Re:A sad reflection... by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      That's just about as wrong as you can get and still be wrong.

      Offense is something that someone does to themselves. It is chosen, and actively so, though many who experience it have no idea they have chosen to be offended.

      A word, a set of words, or even a whole slew of them cannot be offensive no matter their content. Offense does not exist in words or their meaning. It only exists in the mind of someone who chooses to be offended.

      I hope this liberates you into a whole new realm of personal responsibility and power. Just think, you have been living in a world where external stimulus controls you completely and you were powerless to even feel and think for yourself. This basic misunderstanding about reality turned your mind, the most subtle and complex of instruments known to humanity, into a mechanism so simple it approximates nothing more than a deadfall or a mousetrap.

      Now that you know that you are the author of your own offense and that words do not control your emotional state you truly have self determination in this area for the first time in your life.

      How does it feel to be free?

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    47. Re: A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because they have a rape culture so pitiful=cute.

    48. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem however is that there's no shortage of words or barriers to creating new words or repurposing old words.

      So the end result is people keep communicating the same ideas just with words that haven't been added to the "bad" list yet. This makes the whole "list of banned words" an asinine implementation of any system meant to control what people communicate. It's especially bad when you target a concept as commonplace as "I dislike this person/place/thing/idea", which is what most curse-words boil down to.

    49. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. N1gger.

    50. Re:A sad reflection... by Glarimore · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously suggesting that the word "fuck" is inherently childish?

      Grow the fuck up.

    51. Re:A sad reflection... by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      There is no vulgar or pejorative meaning in the unspeakable word designated by the letter after m, followed by the symbol between zero and equals sign on a standard QWERTY keyboard, followed by the word for word.

      As evidence I submit to you this unprintable term is used frequently by many people daily without any vulgar or derogatory connotation, without repercussions, without social stigma, and with approbation from the receiver of the term.

      In essence, the thing that cannot be said is no longer just a word. It is a cultural fabrication that allows a certain set of society an excuse to engage in socially unacceptable behavior with the approval of a significant contingent of society. It is an instrument of fear and control. Even the mere insinuation that the "wrong person" uttered it can destroy them financially, "justify" physical harm, and result in social ostracism (to group living primates this is tantamount to murder.)

      In short, offense and reactions associated with a word is not indicative of the word. It is from the hearers, the gossipers about the hearing, and the social intentions of those people.

      In short, don't blame a word when it is the misanthropic intentions of people that are the problem.

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    52. Re:A sad reflection... by msauve · · Score: 1

      Whoosh. You know exactly what word was being referenced.

      Although, I agree with much of the rest. Thing is, with all the intolerance being exhibited these days, especially from those who claim to be "liberal", not only can't you use that word, but you can't even say it when speaking about it. Witness: Papa John, who got kicked out of his own company, not for using the word but for simply quoting someone as an example of what's not acceptable. Just as with other crude, vulgar, profane, and pejorative words, it shouldn't be used in normal, everyday speech within a civilized society. Or maybe it should be, just as "gay" used to be a slur, but its use was eventually embraced, which took its power to offend away (although it also pretty much took a well known and useful meaning from the word).

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    53. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't spell "prude" without "rude".

      And I've never met a prude who wasn't.

    54. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Muff doesn't mean vagina. It's an article of clothing you Neanderthal.

      muff1
      mf/
      noun
      noun: muff; plural noun: muffs

              1.
              a tube made of fur or other warm material into which the hands are placed for warmth.

    55. Re:A sad reflection... by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%.

      Nowadays when someone tries to insult me, instead of feeling irritated, I'm just amused. It's cute that they think words will make me angry or whatever.

    56. Re:A sad reflection... by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      All words convey meaning, and offensive words convey offensive meaning.

      Bullshit. Offense is an individual emotion. For example, that word at the beginning of this reply may (or may not) have offended you. But, there will be those people whom it did not offend at all.

      Your entire post is nonsensical. There is no such thing as an offensive word. Even the word "cunt" is only offensive to a certain portion of the populace. But it's not 100%, probably not even close to 100%....

      Offense can only be defined by an individual. Labeling speech as offensive is STUPID unless you qualify it by adding "to me".

      Furthermore, nobody gives a shit what you find offensive. You can't run a society based on the whims of a single person. If we banned all offensive words, we'd end up banning most words.. I find the word "liberal" to be offensive.. Should we not use it?

    57. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      vagina, copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet, Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler, Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums,Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants, Ninja Boot, Marcia, Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie, Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, knish, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, jizz recepticle, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cream canal, apple pie, pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorio

    58. Re:A sad reflection... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Sure, but when we start letting dumb software police it with all the intelligence of Beavis and Butthead, we've gone too far. It's one thing to not swear every other word, quite another to snicker or get offended if someone says aspirin.

    59. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My favorite: clunge

      Courtesy of The Inbetweeners.

    60. Re:A sad reflection... by sjames · · Score: 1

      But before that (and still), it's a thing that covers your ears in the winter. Or an effects pedal.

      If we're going to autocensor every word that has ever been part of a double entendre, we won't have much left to say.

    61. Re:A sad reflection... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      ...on how silly/childish we still are by schoolyard snickering over "funny names". Apparently, we'll just never grow the fuck up.

      Yes. Welcome to the Internet, where September never ends

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      bickerdyke
    62. Re:A sad reflection... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      They have a added vulgar and/or pejorative meaning. Same thing that makes "the n-word" offensive and "black" not.

      Keyword here is added meaning. That is no problem as long as we do not treat that as if it was the only meaning.

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      bickerdyke
    63. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're so thin skinned that written words deeply offend you, then you've got issues. Actually, being offended over what another person believes in general is exceptionally silly and borderline narcissistic. If you're being threatened or someone is actually taking action against you, then you have a leg to stand on. Otherwise all insults should be heard as "Polka dotted people are lame and should leave!". Feel free to laugh, take care to not internalize the slight even if you're polka dotted.

    64. Re:A sad reflection... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      All words convey meaning, and offensive words convey offensive meaning.

      No. Some people can chose to take offence at one of the many possible interpretations of particular word. to return to the original example, in your mind "sCUNThorpe" may refer to the special handling orifice fitted to women, for use by Presidential candidates ; to me the same sequence of letters parses as "Lincolnshire town with an iron ore extraction industry dating from the development of the "basic slag" process capable of handling the high-P nature of the ores in the 1920s".

      Maybe you're not used to needing to check if an unfamiliar word is interpretable in one of the half-dozen languages you speak. I mean, you do speak several of your home country's main languages, don't you?

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
    65. Re:A sad reflection... by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      That's an example of the Clbuttic Mistake, a relative of the Scunthorpe Problem. The Clbuttic Mistake happens when you blindly do string replacement on text without bothering to check for things like word separators, and then use the replaced version. It's about replacing content, rather than blocking it as most examples of the Scunthorpe Problem are. Replacing "ass" is the most common example, leading to such silliness as articles about buttbuttinating a politician, but there have also been articles that refer to the Consbreastution.

      The Telegraph had more to say about it in 2008: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/ne...

    66. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks Nick for the moderation!! :)

    67. Re:A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vaginas are deemed 'naughty'?

      I know you can be naughty *with* vaginas, but I didn't know they were inherently naughty. I'd always assumed they were just a standard component in the human set of organs.

    68. Re: A sad reflection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Judging a country by its shitty porn
      That's lacist.

  2. The real reason is... by dskoll · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real reason it's a problem is because programmers are lazy bastards, and web developers are stupid lazy bastards.

    Yes, I'm a software developer. A disillusioned one.

    1. Re:The real reason is... by green1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, the real reason this is a problem is because for some reason people get offended by certain arbitrary strings of characters. That's the real root of the problem.

      For some reason there's great outrage if someone uses a slang word to describe sex, or genetalia, both of which are perfectly natural parts of life.

    2. Re:The real reason is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason there's great outrage if someone uses a slang word to describe sex, or genetalia...

      Or race, sexual orientation, religion, country of origin, political affiliation or candidate of choice. We grow more divided, divisive, fearful, belligerent, intolerant and hateful every day. We look for easy rationalizations and excuses like spelling, rather than doing the hard work of ruthless self-examination.

    3. Re:The real reason is... by piojo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the real reason this is a problem is because for some reason people get offended by certain arbitrary strings of characters.

      No, it's not. I don't get offended by profanity (except in the sense of being bad writing), but I still don't want to communicate with people that only wish to get a rise out of me. For that purpose, blocking profanity (in some contexts) is useful beyond what does or does not offend me.

      And don't forget that language is for description. An offensive concept will always have offensive words or phrases that describe it. (I don't expect humanity to mature to the point that nothing offends.)

      --
      A cat can't teach a dog to bark.
    4. Re:The real reason is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if nobody cared about profanity, these people have names that include words often used in spam (for porn, as it turns out). So it's a problem regardless of the prudishness of the population.

      dom

    5. Re: The real reason is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then block the individual...video games have this figured out. Some of them even have filters that work a lot better than this article describes.

    6. Re:The real reason is... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It’s not an easy problem to solve, as the article points out. Laziness has nothing to do with it. On the other hand, my last name has been flagged “offensive” for years... because it has an apostrophe in it which choked many websites, airline reservation systems, etc. That problem has been solved in the end, thanks to Bobby Tables.

      --
      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    7. Re:The real reason is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which highlights that the summery is incorrect: the Scunthorpe Problem has nothing to do with Computer Science, and computer scientists did not name it, and it is likely most computer scientists have never heard of it. What am I getting at? Computer Science is not programming, neither is it the development of computers, neither is it the repair nor maintenance of computers. Its just mathematics... computer science is a subset of mathematics, and legitimately has absolutely nothing to do with computer technology. Slashdot editors should have figured this out by now.

    8. Re: The real reason is... by Calydor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And then there's Dungeons & Dragons Online, which blocked 'penetration' despite having an item suffix called "of Spell Penetration". Yes, every time an item with that got linked in chat the filter obscured it to 'of Spell #%&/(#&%'.

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    9. Re:The real reason is... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2

      I am honestly surprised there has been a problem in the first place because a lot of Irish surnames have one.

      --
      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    10. Re:The real reason is... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't expect humanity to mature to the point that nothing offends.

      That kind of implied 4chan is the pinnacle of humanity.

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    11. Re:The real reason is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an easy problem to solve. Stop using the filters, they don't work, and being a pussy about cursing is not good for anyone either.

      Or if you really, really must be a douche about filtering the words, accept it and flag it to be checked by a real person.

    12. Re: The real reason is... by butzwonker · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's the right solution. We used killfiles on Usenet and it worked great. Unfortunately, there are many places that do not have filters or blocking, for instance Slashdot. It would be nice to be able to filter ACs by keywords and put known trolls on an ignore list by their account name.

    13. Re:The real reason is... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

      Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names

      People have exactly one canonical full name.
      People have exactly one full name which they go by.
      People have, at this point in time, exactly one canonical full name.
      People have, at this point in time, one full name which they go by.
      People have exactly N names, for any value of N.
      People's names fit within a certain defined amount of space.
      People's names do not change.
      People's names change, but only at a certain enumerated set of events.
      People's names are written in ASCII.
      People's names are written in any single character set.
      People's names are all mapped in Unicode code points.
      People's names are case sensitive.
      People's names are case insensitive.
      People's names sometimes have prefixes or suffixes, but you can safely ignore those.
      People's names do not contain numbers.
      People's names are not written in ALL CAPS.
      People's names are not written in all lower case letters.
      People's names have an order to them. Picking any ordering scheme will automatically result in consistent ordering among all systems, as long as both use the same ordering scheme for the same name.
      People's first names and last names are, by necessity, different.
      People have last names, family names, or anything else which is shared by folks recognized as their relatives.
      People's names are globally unique.
      People's names are almost globally unique.
      Alright alright but surely peopleâ(TM)s names are diverse enough such that no million people share the same name.
      My system will never have to deal with names from China.
      Or Japan.
      Or Korea.
      Or Ireland, the United Kingdom, the United States, Spain, Mexico, Brazil, Peru, Russia, Sweden, Botswana, South Africa, Trinidad, Haiti, France, or the Klingon Empire, all of which have âoeweirdâ naming schemes in common use.
      That Klingon Empire thing was a joke, right?
      Confound your cultural relativism! People in my society, at least, agree on one commonly accepted standard for names.
      There exists an algorithm which transforms names and can be reversed losslessly. (Yes, yes, you can do it if your algorithm returns the input. You get a gold star.)
      I can safely assume that this dictionary of bad words contains no peopleâ(TM)s names in it.
      People's names are assigned at birth.
      OK, maybe not at birth, but at least pretty close to birth.
      Alright, alright, within a year or so of birth.
      Five years?
      You're kidding me, right?
      Two different systems containing data about the same person will use the same name for that person.
      Two different data entry operators, given a personâ(TM)s name, will by necessity enter bitwise equivalent strings on any single system, if the system is well-designed.
      People whose names break my system are weird outliers. They should have had solid, acceptable names, like ç"äåéfZ.
      People have names.

    14. Re:The real reason is... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Curious. Efficient pattern matching minimising false positives isn't a computer science thing?

      Sure as fuck isn't a software engineering problem.

    15. Re: The real reason is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of a space-based MMO from a while back. Found out you couldn't say son of a gun (It was bleeped to 'son o* * *un' which was kind of funny) but you COULD say cockpit because they didn't want legit speech censored.

      Only thing is, given their filters clearly detected inserted whitespace as a way to bypass filters, they had some weird exclusions. After some experimentation with what is and isn't allowed, I discovered you couldn't call someone a fag without getting bleeped, but you could successfully call them an ass-raping cocksucker. Fun times!

    16. Re:The real reason is... by demon+driver · · Score: 1

      No, the real reason this is a problem is because for some reason people get offended by certain arbitrary strings of characters. That's the real root of the problem.

      No, still wrong. It's because for some reason some "important" people, i.e. those in charge for what a company writes and what it let's people write on their digital premises, FEAR that people might get offended. While most people actually don't.

    17. Re:The real reason is... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      No, the real reason this is a problem is because for some reason people get offended by certain arbitrary strings of characters. That's the real root of the problem.

      For some reason there's great outrage if someone uses a slang word to describe sex, or genetalia, both of which are perfectly natural parts of life.

      This is disingenuous.

      All words are "arbitrary strings of characters" that convey meaning. Those that convey offensive meaning are used for that purpose; because they get attention, have that zing, make you feel naughty or adult, etc.

      Offensive words are offensive, because words convey meaning and that is the meaning that offensive words convey.

      As an analogy, try uttering public threats, and then tell the judge that people shouldn't get alarmed by arbitrary strings of characters. Words convey meaning, and you are responsible for the meaning that they convey.

    18. Re:The real reason is... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      It’s not an easy problem to solve, as the article points out. Laziness has nothing to do with it. On the other hand, my last name has been flagged “offensive” for years... because it has an apostrophe in it which choked many websites, airline reservation systems, etc. That problem has been solved in the end, thanks to Bobby Tables.

      You make a good point; it's not just "offensive" names that get flagged. I know someone with a two letter last name with no vowels; because immigration shortened the grandfather's name from the original Polish to 2 letters. Websites, credit card companies, etc. refuse to believe you can have a 2 letter last name with no vowels. Some don't like spaces either, assuming that if you have a dual last name it must be hyphenated.

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      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    19. Re:The real reason is... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I have some sympathy for parents who want to block profanity for their kids. It's really hard to explain to children who don't understand social interaction well why they can't use certain words, especially when they see grown ups using them to great effect.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    20. Re:The real reason is... by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      No, it's the exact opposite. All of these cases occurred because a programmer decided to write more code than they should have done for no good reason. They may have been required to write it (their boss insisted on it), but the bottom line is that the logic is stupid and the code should never have been written.

      At best, you could argue the developer didn't push back enough, pointing out that, for example, Weiner is a common surname, or Dick is a common forename, to a boss who was otherwise insistent, but the end result is that because they didn't push back, they ended up working for hours making their code more complex, and more likely to fail (and not just because it rejects people with names that might include four letters some people consider intolerable.)

      --
      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
    21. Re:The real reason is... by olau · · Score: 1

      I think you're overthinking it. In my experience, children get lots of fun out of dirty words, even simple words like "fart" or "bottom" and thus have a lot of experience with the concept. "That is not a polite word to use" is probably enough explanation.

    22. Re:The real reason is... by olau · · Score: 1

      That problem has been solved in the end, thanks to Bobby Tables.

      Ah, so you Bobby Tabled them, and now only the working ones are still in business?

    23. Re:The real reason is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You oppose the existence of word taboos? That's goddamn short-sighted.
      Taboo words are fucking useful. I don't want ever want them to go away, asshole.

    24. Re:The real reason is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That kind of implied 4chan is the pinnacle of humanity.

      Well, 4chan did went from a dark unspoken corner of the Internet to being blamed for local drama like GamerGate and SadPuppies, then moved on to being associated with the alt-right that is in turned blamed for Brexit, Trump, and outright usurping of western democratic values and have real impact on the lives of many...

      4chan, or at least the type of people who may adapt to 4chan, do seem to be gaining more relevance over the years. Even if the site itself goes down, its ideas and culture will live on. Pandora's box has long been opened.

    25. Re: The real reason is... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      They were offered a little money to fix this but refused because they were under the Spell of Penny Tray Shun.

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    26. Re: The real reason is... by Thad+Boyd · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall hearing that the DC Comics official messageboards at one point blocked the word "dick", despite it being the first name of one of their best-known characters.

    27. Re:The real reason is... by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Depends if you're talking about 10 year olds or 4 year olds. Young kids are great at imitating, and by doing so letting you find how just how much you swear without realizing it.

    28. Re:The real reason is... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The real reason is that people rely on computers to do their work for them. A web site should not automatically reject a new account based on a name; at the very most it should put it into a special bin for approval by a human being. Why aprogate responsibility to a computer?

    29. Re: The real reason is... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Lord of the Rings Online occasionally has some problems as well, such as a Chink In The Armor being filtered... Same company so it's probably the same filter. Occasionally I'd have one of my own words %*&@#-ed out and I'd be puzzled about what it was I said that triggered the filter; did I stick in a typo, is there some meaning I'm missing, or...

    30. Re:The real reason is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An offensive concept will always have offensive words or phrases that describe it.

      If only that were the case. Some sanctimonious people who offend me most would never use a "bad" word.

    31. Re:The real reason is... by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's funny how the offense has long outlasted its understanding. At one time, it was not the words that gave offense, but the speaker's apparent opinion that the listener wasn't worthy of a better word choice. However, if the speaker used such words habitually, rather than being offended, the listener simply thought a lot less of the speaker.

    32. Re:The real reason is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computer science can solve pattern matching, but that doesn't make pattern-matching a computer science problem. Math is everywhere. Does that mean all problems are mathematic problems? Scrunthorpe is a programming problem. Software engineers are creame puffs. They don' need no stinking engineering license! Software engineers don't go to barbers to get a haircut, they must instead contract hairstyle engineers. Grocery baggers can not bag a software engineer's groceries for them; software engineers require grocery bag-packing engineers. How about we let programmers solve programming problems, and stop comflating everything beyond belief. I can't believe I had to engineer this comment by hand!

    33. Re:The real reason is... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Offensive words are offensive, because words convey meaning and that is the meaning that offensive words convey.

      And who gets to decide what the meaning of a word is, you?
      And why should anyone else care what you find offensive?

    34. Re: The real reason is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "of Spell Fuckshits"? How is that an improvement?

  3. It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's called the Scunthorpe problem because it has the word "cunt" in it, and that prevented the good people of Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England from creating accounts with AOL back when that was relevant.

    There, saved y'all a click, since that's probably the only thing you were interested in about this story anyway.

    1. Re:It's called that because... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, it *IS* America On-Line, not England On-Line...

    2. Re:It's called that because... by whoever57 · · Score: 2

      There, saved y'all a click, since that's probably the only thing you were interested in about this story anyway.

      No, you didn't save me a click, because I knew this already.

      It would have been more informative had you listed more names with the same problem. England has lots of them.

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      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    3. Re:It's called that because... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Retardistan

    4. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if I find "Thor" oppressive because the Vikings raped my ancestors?

    5. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and AOL already had too many cunts ?

    6. Re:It's called that because... by Falos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Offended? You are welcome to entertain the thought.

      Right up until you think it obliges others.

    7. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fwiw, MUSHes and MOOs really hate it when you try to pick the name Imacun Teater for some reason. :(

    8. Re:It's called that because... by quenda · · Score: 2

      It's called the Scunthorpe problem because it has the word "cunt" in it, and that prevented the good people of Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England from creating accounts with AOL back when that was relevant.

      There, saved y'all a click, since that's probably the only thing you were interested in about this story anyway.

      They were more fortunate than anyone living in Gropecunt Lane .

    9. Re:It's called that because... by cyn1c77 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's called the Scunthorpe problem because it has the word "cunt" in it, and that prevented the good people of Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England from creating accounts with AOL back when that was relevant.

      There, saved y'all a click, since that's probably the only thing you were interested in about this story anyway.

      No, now I want to know why Scunthorpe was named Scunthorpe!

    10. Re:It's called that because... by Calydor · · Score: 2

      Is that where Trump is from?

      I'm sorry, it was too good to pass up.

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    11. Re:It's called that because... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      It's called the Scunthorpe problem because it has the word "cunt" in it, and that prevented the good people of Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England from creating accounts with AOL back when that was relevant.

      Thor reportedly had trouble getting an AOL account for this very same reason. (He had a summer home there.)

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    12. Re:It's called that because... by quenda · · Score: 1

      Anywhere is Gropecunt Lane when you are famous. Apparently.

    13. Re:It's called that because... by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      The last recorded street name was in 1561, I doubt anyone at that time was trying to open an AOL account.

      --
      There are three kinds of falsehood: the first is a 'fib,' the second is a downright lie, and the third is statistics.
    14. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also stopped people from the counties of
      Sussex, Essex and Middlesex from signing up.

      Then there are the sites that find the word "Dickensian" offensive. I wonder if Charles Dickens would have penned a story about it. Could it have been the 'Tale of two T*****s'?

      The Puritan leanings of certain parts of the USA really do have a lot to answer for.

    15. Re:It's called that because... by quenda · · Score: 1

      Sad, but Tickle Cock bridge lives!
      As does Twatt in the Shetland Islands, Bell End in Worcestershire, and of course Penistone, Yorkshire.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    16. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Trumpington Cambridgeshire, should I be worried for the future?

    17. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I generally use "Trumpistan" nowadays.

    18. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called the Scunthorpe problem because it has the word "cunt" in it, and that prevented the good people of Scunthorpe

      Having once had the unfortunate experience of visiting and contrary to popular misconceptions, I can reliably inform readers that there is more than one cunt in Scunthorpe.

    19. Re:It's called that because... by Cederic · · Score: 2

      As Wikipedia notes, "The town appears in the Domesday Book (1086) as Escumesthorpe, which is Old Norse for "Skuma's homestead""

      See about two thirds of the way down the left column:
      http://opendomesday.org/book/l...

      Note that thorpe (and thorp) is a common suffix for a place name in that part (and others) of England, and generally means 'hamlet'. Scunny has grown a little since being named.

    20. Re:It's called that because... by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      It's called the Scunthorpe problem because it has the word "cunt" in it, and that prevented the good people of Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England from creating accounts with AOL back when that was relevant.

      There, saved y'all a click, since that's probably the only thing you were interested in about this story anyway.

      No, now I want to know why Scunthorpe was named Scunthorpe!

      From wikipedia:

      The town appears in the Domesday Book (1086) as Escumesthorpe, which is Old Norse for "Skuma's homestead", a site which is believed to be in the town centre close to where the present-day Market Hill is located.

    21. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everquest GMs requested a name change due to ToS violation when using the name Cum Laude (it did slip past the software filters though).

    22. Re:It's called that because... by coofercat · · Score: 1

      Not sure, but it's not far from Peniston

    23. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *rump*?

    24. Re:It's called that because... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      It's called the Scunthorpe problem because it has the word "cunt" in it, and that prevented the good people of Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England from creating accounts with AOL back when that was relevant.

      There, saved y'all a click, since that's probably the only thing you were interested in about this story anyway.

      Same with Yahoo (or possibly Hotmail) preventing people from signing up with Allah in their name in the mid 00's. My friend Stuart Callahan decided to go with GMail instead.

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    25. Re:It's called that because... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Not sure, but it's not far from Peniston

      Yup, but it's a long way from Intercourse. It's fortunate that Intercourse is only 15 minutes from Blue Ball.

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    26. Re:It's called that because... by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      It reminds me years ago we had the same problem to access MathsExamResults.com or something, because there is the word "sex" in the url.
      I had the same problem 20 years ago to access https://xxx.lanl.gov/ and had to reach the right guy to bypass the damn filtering of name.

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    27. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget S.Hitchock's userid as an issue.

    28. Re:It's called that because... by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      A fair way from Arsenal, though.

    29. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M-ASS-achusetts has similar problems.

    30. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but that means "with honors" in latin

    31. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is also called the clbuttic problem. Because that's what happens when you replace the "ass" in "classic" with "butt".

    32. Re:It's called that because... by sjames · · Score: 1

      What about the Americans that live in Hell (Michigan)?

    33. Re:It's called that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Penistone (with an 'E'). Much hilarity

    34. Re:It's called that because... by houghi · · Score: 1

      Note that thorpe (and thorp) is a common suffix for a place name in that part (and others) of England, and generally means 'hamlet'.

      Probably related to the Duch Dorp and the German Dorf.

      Not so much linked to Octothorpe

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  4. Funny names isn't spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I'm going to spam create accounts why would I care what name I use.

  5. Stop whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And remove all filters already. Kids will only benefit in developing strong psyche if exposed from an early age. If you expose them later to these "bad" words you are creating snow flakes. Get them used to the words from an early age and in a couple of generations the worlds will stop being offensive, duh!

    1. Re:Stop whining by ClickOnThis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And remove all filters already. Kids will only benefit in developing strong psyche if exposed from an early age. If you expose them later to these "bad" words you are creating snow flakes.

      It's hard to avoid exposing children to bad words. But you shouldn't encourage children to use those words until they have the maturity to know what they mean and when it's okay to use them. Developing a strong psyche is about regulating and mastering your emotions, not giving them unfettered voice in a stream of potty-mouth expletives.

      There's a reason it's called adult language.

      Get them used to the words from an early age and in a couple of generations the worlds will stop being offensive, duh!

      Society's tolerance of offensive words evolves, perhaps until they lose their power to offend. But children still need to learn what it means to offend, and how and when not to do it. They should be discouraged from using offensive words until they understand how their words affect others.

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    2. Re:Stop whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you call your dog "n1gger". Explain that you are merely helping people strengthen their psyche and see how far that gets you.

      Misspelling to overcome lameness filter.

    3. Re:Stop whining by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      Or possibly you are airing an old movie to give people an opportunity to understand history. And how societal sensitivities change with time.

      As the post notes, context is important. Automated filters will probably never be able to work properly in our lifetime, or even our children's.

    4. Re:Stop whining by Tom · · Score: 1

      But children still need to learn what it means to offend, and how and when not to do it.

      We as a society should learn to offend properly. Which means you should be offended by the content of what I say, not the words I choose to say it.

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    5. Re:Stop whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been remiss at calling out your stupidity, hypocrisy, and general shittiness lately. I've been hella busy. So to catch back up:

      You're a goddamned pussy! ANNNNND you'll also be running around everywhere telling others to stop being pussies. You can fuck right off with shit. "potty-mouth"? What a fucking prude!

  6. DIdn't Know It Had A Name by careysub · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But I sure know the problem. I was once tasked with creating software that would flag objectionable content posted on-line. And the business types were worried about people using "banned terms" altered by look-alike characters a la Leetish (oops... 1337.sh), or spurious punctuation inserted, so I built a finite automaton matcher for database of banned terms, and applied filters during matching so that remapped characters and certain inserted punctuation would not prevent matching.

    Totally useless. When such software is run against pages of normal text, with the suspected "banned terms" being high-lighted red, it is really surprising how often (or how many) buried obscenities pass under our eyes, and we are not sufficiently "little old ladyish" to notice.

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    1. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by denzacar · · Score: 5, Funny

      But I sure know the problem... it is really surprising how often (or how many) buried obscenities pass under our eyes

      Tehehe! You said but. And ass.

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    2. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teehee! You said nígger, kike, wetback, wop, spic, nip, chink, and beaner.

    3. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Calydor · · Score: 1

      A really good example word is 'assassin'.

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    4. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This plate is dirty. I'm going to wash it." &c.

      AC

    5. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Cederic · · Score: 1

      While I tend not to utter those words myself, I do think it's farcical that others allow them to exert such power.

    6. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Gimric · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough people whose ancestor were sold into slavery, lynched, exterminated in gas chambers or bashed for being different tend be a bit tetchy when people use the names for them that the perpetrators used. Funnily enough, the people whose ancestors were owned the slaves, carried out the lynchings, conducted the extermination or bashed people tend not to mind so much.

    7. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See also The Clbuttic Mistake: When obscenity filters go wrong
      President Abraham Lincoln was buttbuttinated by an armed buttailant after a life devoted to the reform of the US consbreastution.

    8. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      But I sure know the problem. I was once tasked with creating software that would flag objectionable content posted on-line. And the business types were worried about people using "banned terms" altered by look-alike characters a la Leetish (oops... 1337.sh), or spurious punctuation inserted, so I built a finite automaton matcher for database of banned terms, and applied filters during matching so that remapped characters and certain inserted punctuation would not prevent matching.

      Totally useless. When such software is run against pages of normal text, with the suspected "banned terms" being high-lighted red, it is really surprising how often (or how many) buried obscenities pass under our eyes, and we are not sufficiently "little old ladyish" to notice.

      The flip side is that would be a useful tool for search capability to avoid the "diks drive" not found errors on web sites. It's not a new idea, years ago I used a VT300 and big iron it did such types of searches, so if you misspelt something, wasn't sure of the spelling, or it was misspelt in the title, keywords, etc. you could still find the document or name. Google does that pretty well correcting errors but that might not bring up things misspelt on the web.

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    9. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A really good example word is 'assassin'.

      Or, as we say in the UK, "arsearsein"

    10. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by denzacar · · Score: 1

      While I tend not to utter those words myself, I do think it's farcical that others allow them to exert such power.

      Wait...
      Did you just throw down the challenge to the internet at large, claiming that people shouldn't be at all affected by verbal insults, you child molesting necrophiliac Nazi cunt?

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    11. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Well now, I don't mind you using those words. I may just challenge their accuracy when used to describe me.

    12. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Cederic · · Score: 1

      What about those of us that fit into neither camp? Are we not allowed to impartially suggest that self victimisation is foolish?

    13. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recall when the Chuck Berry song "I Want to Play With My Dingaling" was hitting the charts in the 70's - it was apparently Banned In Britain as offensive. Punch ran a cartoon with the caption "Can't we find a euphemism for dingaling?"

    14. Re:DIdn't Know It Had A Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whereas one of the English studio musicians helping Lou Reed on the recording of "Take A Walk on the Wild Side" said in an interview that when he got to the line "...even when he was giving head" his reaction was "what a great song but too bad it will be banned in Britain." Apparently that line went right over the censors' heads and it received plenty of airplay there - and in north America, uncensored.

  7. Why are we banning words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have were learned nothing from George Carlin?

    1. Re:Why are we banning words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Puritanism is alive and well in Dumbfuckistan (aka the United States).

    2. Re:Why are we banning words? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2

      Have were learned nothing from George Carlin?

      One thing we did learn from Carlin is that context matters.

      It's OK to say [baseball star] Roberto Clemente has two balls on him. But you can't say 'I think he hurt his balls on that play.' -- George Carlin

      TFA makes the same point.

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    3. Re:Why are we banning words? by Scarletdown · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can prick your finger; but don't finger your prick.

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  8. Censor lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elder Scrolls Online censors the word "tinge", and I have no idea why.

    1. Re:Censor lists by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Entry #2 in the Urban Dictionary?

      Must admit, seems a bit of a fetch to me.

  9. Because regexps are stupid. by Mal-2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Simple searches are never going to solve the problem. They simply have no situational awareness. One of my favorite examples would be when 8chan was in the midst of the exodus from 4chan, and someone thought it would be funny to word filter all instances of "moot" into "cuck". I discovered this when one of myposts had the word "smooth" changed into the non-word "scuckh". I wasn't the only one to figure it out, and very quickly people were evading it by using a Cyrillic "o" instead of a Latin "o". This led to much hilarity as some people complained loudly that they were being filtered while others were not. It got to the point where people were putting a lookalike "moot" into posts simply to bait n00bs into thinking the filters no longer existed.

    This was pretty harmless, but it demonstrated quite well why defining some regexps is never going to solve a social problem, and introduces many of its own.

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    1. Re:Because regexps are stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have a problem, and you solve it with regexes, you now have two problems! Kidding! Regexes are awesome!

    2. Re:Because regexps are stupid. by complete+loony · · Score: 3, Funny

      That sounds like another clbuttic problem.

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    3. Re:Because regexps are stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/( K[^ ]+)/ NOT$1/

    4. Re:Because regexps are stupid. by werepants · · Score: 1

      IMO, buttbuttinate is a much more fun example of that problem than clbuttic. That whole wikipedia article is comedy gold, btw.

  10. Fuck Puritanism by mentil · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My health class had to coax us students to all say 'penis' and 'vagina' several times just to loosen up enough to talk about anatomy and sexual health. Genital shame feeds into our culture's sex negativity, and indirectly into bodily shame, all in a vicious circle. We would be much happier as a culture if we went out of our way to promote sex positivity and body acceptance. Unfortunately the Abrahamic religions are too invested in sex negativity, so I'm not hopeful that things will improve until secularism becomes more dominant.

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    1. Re:Fuck Puritanism by whoever57 · · Score: 2

      This is more of an American thing than a religious thing. Europeans mostly think Americans are terrible prudes.

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    2. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Calydor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which Europeans? The religious ones or the atheist ones?

      Sex negativity IS a religious thing and not just a Christian one. Look at muslims that need to have their women covered up from head to toe to avoid getting the urge to jump them any chance they get.

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    3. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      I can honestly say that if I was a teacher, and had to do a sex ed class, I would very likely end up flushing my job down the toilet with endless substitutions. That is, after the first instances of penis, vagina, buttocks, anus, and breasts; I would then use a different slang each time the opportunity presented itself after. I would probably work taint in there as well.

      I just would not be able to help it. :D

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    4. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... the Abrahamic religions ...

      Most of it comes from television: How many times do American dramas/comedies talk about sex and refuse to say 'penis' and 'vagina'? Or a late-night drama has undressed characters with the actor's genitals coyly covered?

      I remember that Ben Elton, working a late-night television gig in Australia, was sacked for saying 'vagina'; so the story goes.

    5. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Teun · · Score: 2

      Which Europeans? The religious ones or the atheist ones?

      In either case the majority.

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    6. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Tom · · Score: 1

      Most of it comes from television:

      No, it doesn't.

      This stuff is much, much older than TV.

      When the christians re-conquered Spain in the dark middle ages, the first thing they did was to close all public baths.

      In ancient Greece, people did sports in the nude. The original Olympics were done by men and women (at the parallel Hera festival) in their best age, fit and trained, completely naked. It was certainly a lot more fun than today.

      Christians turned Europe and by proxy America into the afraid-of-sex bullshit that it is today. Greeks, Romans, Germanic tribes and Celtic tribes all had a much more relaxed attitude towards nudity, sex, homosexuality and every other related topic.

      It is the Abrahamic religions that are guilty in this.

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    7. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Tom · · Score: 1

      Yes, because Europe exported most of its prudes to the USA (most of the early settlers left Europe because everyone there was tired with their attitude).

      However, Europe also went backwards a lot. Greeks, Romans, Germanic tribes and Celtic tribes all had a much more relaxed attitude towards nudity, sex, homosexuality and every other related topic.

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    8. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Ben Elton is the first person I heard saying the word cunt on British TV, so given the prevalence of that word in Australia your anecdote feels highly ironic.

    9. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Daralantan · · Score: 1

      My health class had to coax us students to all say 'penis' and 'vagina' several times just to loosen up enough to talk about anatomy and sexual health.

      They should've had you watch Kindergarten Cop!

    10. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is why we should flush all monotheistic religions down the toilet of history where they belong !

      There's a great, very true, quote in one of Pete Carroll's chaos magic books which sum it up nicely.

      "When the roman war machine failed, the church took over"

      Monotheistic "religions" are all about making people obedient and subservient. They have absolutely nothing to do with actual religion !

    11. Re:Fuck Puritanism by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      My health class had to coax us students to all say 'penis' and 'vagina' several times just to loosen up enough to talk about anatomy and sexual health. Genital shame feeds into our culture's sex negativity, and indirectly into bodily shame, all in a vicious circle. We would be much happier as a culture if we went out of our way to promote sex positivity and body acceptance. Unfortunately the Abrahamic religions are too invested in sex negativity, so I'm not hopeful that things will improve until secularism becomes more dominant.

      Meh. Hardly anybody is interested in censoring those words when used without offensive intent.

      All words are just sounds that carry meaning in context, and part of the meaning of the offensive ones is that they are offensive (when used that way).

      A certain kind of juvenile mind loves to use those words for that very reason (they get attention for being offensive), and then deny any such intent and argue semantics when called on it.

    12. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare you, islamophobe!

      (sadly, this would be the attitude you'll encounter. Religious freedom, including freedom to suppress others' freedoms takes precedence where Islam is concerned.)

    13. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      This is more of an American thing than a religious thing. Europeans mostly think Americans are terrible prudes.

      The interesting thing I have discovered in my travels about prudes and very religious types is they enjoy sex as much as the next person; they just don't want anyone to know it.

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    14. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Tom · · Score: 1

      As much as I respect Pete, he is wrong in his history.

      Christianity was adopted in Rome as a power-play by Constantin who wanted to be Emperor but didn't have the public support that he needed. Christianity was certainly the end of the Roman Empire, but it is more like a flu - a disease that usually you barely notice, but if your immune system is down already, it can kill you.

      Monotheistic "religions" are all about making people obedient and subservient. They have absolutely nothing to do with actual religion !

      You could not be more wrong. Religion is all about making people obedient and subservient. Religion is what the witch doctor and medicine man invented when they understood that sooner or later someone will call their bluff and blow up their game.

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    15. Re:Fuck Puritanism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, Europe also went backwards a lot. Greeks, Romans, Germanic tribes and Celtic tribes all had a much more relaxed attitude towards nudity, sex, homosexuality and every other related topic.

      So much so, that ancient Greek 'Gym' class was essentially naked wrestling which was just an excuse to teach the young boys how to do be good at sex.... and the teacher even joined in with the boys!

    16. Re:Fuck Puritanism by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that wasn't just a dream after seeing an episode of Scrubs?

  11. WeightWatchers by tepples · · Score: 2

    Does it take a company as big as WeightWatchers to convince curators/censors to make an exception to the Scunthorpe problem? Like Scunthorpe, WeightWatchers has embedded sexual slang in the middle.

    1. Re:WeightWatchers by niks42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      My favourite was when PowerGen opened a web site for their Italian operation, called powergenitalia.com ..

    2. Re:WeightWatchers by coofercat · · Score: 1

      Then of course, Wang... There's a joke about them opening an office in Cologne (Germany), but no one wanted to work there because no one wanted to go to Wang Cologne.

      But they did (so I'm told by an ex-employee) try to set up their global support programme. The region director for Europe had to explain to Dr. Wang personally why they'd changed the name from Wang Care.

      I used to work with a guy called Paul Mycock (who also had a doctorate). Go look him up on linkedin for a list of other great names in the "people also viewed..." section.

    3. Re:WeightWatchers by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Does it take a company as big as WeightWatchers to convince curators/censors to make an exception to the Scunthorpe problem? Like Scunthorpe, WeightWatchers has embedded sexual slang in the middle.

      Yes but in English English, Twat is a 2 out of 11 for offensiveness, Cunt is 10 our of 11. Twat indicates a mild annoyance at best. I believe only Australian English has a word that is 12 out of 11 though.

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    4. Re:WeightWatchers by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      I used to work with a guy called Paul Mycock (who also had a doctorate).

      I worked with a guy named Jack Koff.

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    5. Re:WeightWatchers by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      LOL! On one website, I mentioned my wris****ch. I'd never even heard of that word before that. The same site had trouble with racc00ns, tyc00ns, and the Vice Prez at the time was D**k Cheny. Naturally, I kept trying to steer the discussions to rich people, furry animal, and national leaders whenever possible. :)

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    6. Re:WeightWatchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then there's the infamous ExpertSexChange.com that used to pollute the search results whenever you googled a question back in the day. Why a sex change website was trying to trade technical answers for money was one of the great mysteries of the early 2000s

    7. Re:WeightWatchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let us not forget:
      expertsexchange.com

    8. Re:WeightWatchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my opinion that's not as funny as PenIsland.com or ExpertsExchange.com, though.

      dom

    9. Re:WeightWatchers by Opyros · · Score: 1

      There is an actual place in England called "Wetwang". J.R.R. Tolkien did not make the word up.

    10. Re:WeightWatchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Experts Exchange.

  12. Seven words to trip up AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here ya go, SV geeks. Program away nerds.

    Seven dirty words

  13. You don't even need a computer. by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Even without mindless string matching, there are pinhead bureaucrats who will equally mindlessly reject reasonable requests for harmless strings on similarly specious grounds. A few years back, seeing that it was (by some miracle, I thought) untaken, I tried to snag "YT-1300" as a personalized license place. Yes, I'm that nerdly. Also, nothing good with "1701" was available. Some pencil-pusher at the DMV actually denied the application on the claim that YT-1300 is a "gang-related" term. WTF?!?!? Yeah. I'm to believe that there're gangs of Star Wars fans out there somewhere doing drive-bys at Star Trek conventions, hoping to "pop a cap in the ass" of the Trekkies. Sure Mr. DMV person. And you wonder why we all hate you and your kind.

    Okay. Disney may have had something to say on copyright or trademark grounds if I *HAD* gotten the plate. But still...

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    1. Re:You don't even need a computer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some pencil-pusher at the DMV actually denied the application on the claim that YT-1300 is a "gang-related" term. WTF?!?!?

      MS 13 related probably.

      Lots of youtube videos referred to as MS13 YT in links.

    2. Re:You don't even need a computer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re: You don't even need a computer. by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

      Obviously Disney is the gang the DMV was referring to... And they'll do worse than popping caps into asses...

    4. Re:You don't even need a computer. by Tom · · Score: 1

      This is not untypical.

      In Germany, there are certain letter combinations disallowed on license plates. You know, things like "SS". Then, recently, there was a discussion to disallow "88", which, surprise, neo-nazis have used as a code to get around all the "SS" filters everywhere...

      Humans are like the Internet. They will route around censorship.

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    5. Re:You don't even need a computer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're openly identifying yourself with rebel scum and then complaining when you flaunt your gang affiliation. Seems open and shut to me.

    6. Re:You don't even need a computer. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Even without mindless string matching, there are pinhead bureaucrats who will equally mindlessly reject reasonable requests for harmless strings on similarly specious grounds. A few years back, seeing that it was (by some miracle, I thought) untaken, I tried to snag "YT-1300" as a personalized license place. Yes, I'm that nerdly. Also, nothing good with "1701" was available. Some pencil-pusher at the DMV actually denied the application on the claim that YT-1300 is a "gang-related" term. WTF?!?!? Yeah. I'm to believe that there're gangs of Star Wars fans out there somewhere doing drive-bys at Star Trek conventions, hoping to "pop a cap in the ass" of the Trekkies. Sure Mr. DMV person. And you wonder why we all hate you and your kind.

      Okay. Disney may have had something to say on copyright or trademark grounds if I *HAD* gotten the plate. But still...

      I believe YT = Whitey.

      Although first I thought YT-1300 = Millennium Falcon, because I am also that nerdy (all of the devices on my home network are named after star clusters).

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    7. Re:You don't even need a computer. by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that you're entirely correct in your assumption that 88 is replacing SS.

      What's the 8th letter in the alphabet? H.

      I've always seen 88 being used to represent Heil Hitler. I've never seen it claimed to be a replacement for SS.

      --
      Velociraptor = Distiraptor / Timeraptor
    8. Re:You don't even need a computer. by Tom · · Score: 1

      This is indeed the second interpretation that I've seen as well. I'm not sure which one is correct, nor do I care especially much. The point is the same.

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    9. Re:You don't even need a computer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "pop a cap in the ass"? do you live under a fucking rock? Nobody has used that term since the 90s... Now a days gang bangers "pull up on yo block and air that shit out" also commonly referred to as "sliding" - eg: "I heard them 600 boys slid on 051 last night"

    10. Re:You don't even need a computer. by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      Well...

      1)
      The 90s were when I quit listening to rap; because that's when it quit being happy & fun party music a la the Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Sugarhill Gang, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Will Smith when he was still the Fresh Prince, and so on; and Sugar Knight got his "Death Row" fangs into the genre, and morphed it into the "gangster" genre that it is now. So I'm hardly surprised that the lyrical vernacular has changed. Nor do I particularly care.

      2)
      The fact that I'm so far out-of-date on gang slang should give particular lie to the the DMV drone's claim that I have any sort of gang affiliation.

      --
      Imagine all the people...
    11. Re:You don't even need a computer. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      And I'm sure we're all nerdy enough to reply "Not Whitey; Y! T!"

      Stupid MetaCops. Worse than chiseled spam.

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      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
  14. Pecker by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet there are a lot of websites having trouble with the name, "David Pecker". He's been in the news lately because he was running the National Enquirer and has a safe filled with information about Donald Trump potentially getting peed on and having sex with ladyboys and paying for abortions and who knows what else. He's also been given immunity by the Special Counsel and is currently cooperating, which means we're in good shape for entertaining news at least through the end of the year.

    There have been so many jokes about David Pecker's name, that the Enquirer sent out a request to the news media to please stop snickering when talking about him. The request was written by the Enquirer's head of public relations, Fanny Goblincock.

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    1. Re:Pecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      having sex with ladyboys and paying for abortions

      Ladyboys can get abortions now? That's some next-level shit.

    2. Re:Pecker by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      Whats funny about 'david' ?

      --
      If I had a DeLorean... I would probably only drive it from time to time.
    3. Re:Pecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slander

    4. Re:Pecker by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      He's been in the news lately because he was running the National Enquirer and has a safe filled with information about Donald Trump potentially getting peed on and having sex with ladyboys and paying for abortions and who knows what else.

      What is it with NYC and their Peckers and Weiners?

      The request was written by the Enquirer's head of public relations, Fanny Goblincock.

      I wonder if she is British...

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      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    5. Re:Pecker by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      There have been so many jokes about David Pecker's name, that the Enquirer sent out a request to the news media to please stop snickering when talking about him. The request was written by the Enquirer's head of public relations, Fanny Goblincock.

      What's so funny about Bigus Dickus?

    6. Re:Pecker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best part about that was that one of the new outlets put up the title "Trump Worried About Pecker Leaking".

  15. The Problem Never Really Existed by RonVNX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The solution to the problem has always existed. Turn off the dumbass filter.

    1. Re:The Problem Never Really Existed by mentil · · Score: 1

      No no, we're trying to keep the dumbasses OUT!

      --
      Corruption is convincing someone that the selfless ideal is the same as their selfish ideal.
  16. The problem got solved ages ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem got solved ages ago, don't have an obscenity filter!

  17. The Solution by sycodon · · Score: 2

    Don't use fucking filters to filter out fucking offensive language.

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    When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
  18. It is NOT hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    why it's such a hard problem to solve

    It is not a hard problem to solve. It is a very easy problem to solve. It is literally the Easiest problem to solve.

    Stop trying to decide what's obscene and what isn't. Remove the filter. Boom, problem solved.

    "Of all the strange "crimes" that human beings have legislated
    out of nothing, "blasphemy" is the most amazing -- with
    "obscenity" and "indecent exposure" fighting it out for second
    and third place." - Robert Heinlein.

  19. The closely related Site Registration Oopsie by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Funny

    When the old-line mail order purveyor of fine writing instruments Pen Island became aware of the potential of online commerce, it registered the obvious penisland.com . The company was totally unprepared for the porn avalanche that followed. Similar hilarity ensued when Experts Exchange came online.

    1. Re:The closely related Site Registration Oopsie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      myth

    2. Re:The closely related Site Registration Oopsie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when the UK energy company, PowerGen, decided to set up a subsidiary in Italy, there was a lot of head scratching to think of an alternative to PowerGenItalia . . .

    3. Re:The closely related Site Registration Oopsie by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Penisland was probably my favourite. Though second placed goes ot an Italian company (PowerGen) who finding that powergen.com was already taken by a British company registered powergenitalia.com

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    4. Re:The closely related Site Registration Oopsie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://twitter.com/expertsexchange

    5. Re:The closely related Site Registration Oopsie by SigmundFloyd · · Score: 1

      The latter is an urban legend, though.

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      Knowledge is power; knowledge shared is power lost.
    6. Re:The closely related Site Registration Oopsie by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I once tried to register a username, "Pen Is God". Apparently, they didn't like pens.

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      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    7. Re:The closely related Site Registration Oopsie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I checked it years ago. It was once a site with a picture of a power plant and words in a romance language I couldn't read that could easily have been Italian.

    8. Re:The closely related Site Registration Oopsie by SigmundFloyd · · Score: 1
      --
      Knowledge is power; knowledge shared is power lost.
    9. Re:The closely related Site Registration Oopsie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The latter is an urban legend, though.

      The Mole Station Nursery was definitely real though.

  20. If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How is it, that supposedly grown-up people use childish concepts like being "offended" anyway? What are they? 13? Never left puberty?

    A grown-up, mature person either is confident enough, to know that if somebody's statement is wrong, then he's the idiot, and there is no need to do much about it.
    And if somebody's statement is wrong, he's able to handle that reality about him.

    As soon as he starts defending himself, he shows everyone, that the offense clearly contained something that he considers such a valid criticism, that he thinks it needs to be countered. That is what gives it validity in the first place.
    I don't expect a kid to know this, but definitely a grown-up!

    The problem today is, that everyone has become such an insecure loser (who'd be the prime target of bullies in any school in the 70s/80s), that everything that might suggest they are not perfect little snowflakes, shatters their entire world and excuse for a confidence. And then they lash out and bully others with "OMGOFFENDED!". Yes, bully. Since this has become the prime form of bullying today. Because you do not even have to attack anyone. All it takes, is them imagining you might mean something in a discriminating/offensive way. And let me tell you, ... they can "find" something in EVERYTHING!

    So what we need, is to stop raising our children without self-confidence. Without giving out trophies for participation. And with bullies, for the sole purpose of them growing from letting the bullies bounce off again and again. So they later, in the real world, don't have to become SJW terrorists.

    1. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us have conversations about The State (pick your nation) picking apart people's daily motions and missives, about cardinal richelieu's quote, about the chilling effect of orwellian scripts and bots and wordfilters and automations that are in some ways worse than "someone [a human] watching you".

      Some of us have conversations about picking people apart for microaggressions. Or passibullying or whatever it is now.

      My ridicule complete, it's ironic that I'd bring up the silver lining of being subject to expensive round-the-clock (i.e. NOT VIABLE) human surveillance - that a human operator doesn't have The Scunthorpe Problem.

    2. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Society will rely on society to teach itself.

      There are a butt-load of perfectly fine things you can do which are ilegal, enforced by dudes with weapons.
      There are also really crappy things you can do which are perfectly legal.

      I wholly agree with your sentiment which is a popular one, there are active subcultures in the world (small,
      and not super influential) whose goal towards world-peace is "If everyone only says certain safe things,
      there will be no arguments."

      BUT, words and conversations are all joined up, what you say can and does affect me.
      I'm transgendered, for example, and our society hasn't at figured out how to not freak out about that.
      Society hasn't figured out how to not treat trans* people worse, and so each time I leave my house
      I'm going to hear about people's (irrelevant) ideas about gender and my life.

      Because that happens so often, I've got "get up and shake it off" down to an art.
      Every time I leave the house I deal with something I shouldn't have to deal with ...if only people knew how bloody rude it is, and how it can have a heavy effect.

      Blacks, LGBTs, Jews, Women, Disabled people, we all had to say: "No guys, there's a line"
      and we did! And society in general is better for it. It was a fight, and a long process,
      but basically that all starts with anyone being able to say:

      "I can't stop you from saying what you want, but your words will affect me, so I'm saying they're harmful."

      And some ideas are harmful.

    3. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Archtech · · Score: 1

      How is it, that supposedly grown-up people use childish concepts like being "offended" anyway?

      I think that this syndrome is usually misunderstood. It's not really about people's "hurt feelings" - it's about their absolute need to control and dominate other people.

      That's one of the primary human instincts, and no matter what laws, customs or conventions are devised, it will spring up right through them like bamboo shoots in a garden.

      "Directly Man has his most elementary material wants, the first aspiration of his amiable heart is for the privilege of being able to look down on his neighbours".

      - Lord Robert Cecil

      The current politically correct prohibition of sexism and racism (as defined by those who claim to be offended) provides perfect examples of how, by a kind of social ju-jitsu, the supposedly weaker manage to assert their power over the supposedly stronger. From the earliest times, sex has always been a form of asymmetric warfare. The men were big, hairy, ugly and smelly, and they had the muscle power. In response, the women developed subtler means of getting what they wanted (or at least some of it), using such methods as "divide and conquer" and shaming.

      Human mating rituals are endlessly fascinating because they are so enormously complex and sophisticated. No wonder the Sheldon Coopers of this world prefer nuclear physics or computing, because they are so much simpler than trying to work out what other people are thinking and feeling, what they want and how they are trying to get it, and how we can use that to get what we want. It's a plausible theory that the "big brain" evolved mainly in order to cope with thorny problems like that - after which inventing fire, cooking, the wheel, writing and other trivial stuff like computers and spaceships looked relatively easy.

      --
      I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
    4. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Gimric · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the argument that people are too easily offended is sometimes used by bigots who just want to be able to use offensive names that have been backed up with violence. African Americans aren't being precious when they get upset by people calling them names that were used by the people who loved a good lynching. LGBT people aren't being "snowflakes" when they are offended by the names used by people who considered it sport to bash men for being too effeminate.

      It's all too easy to reach for the "political correctness gone mad" trope when you aren't the one being targeted.

    5. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 0

      How is it, that supposedly grown-up people use childish concepts like being "offended" anyway? What are they? 13? Never left puberty?

      I know, right? Sheesh ...

      Wait, excuse me ... somebody somewhere said "monkey"!!!!! Coded dog whistles!!!! Nobody ever just says "monkey around" or "monkey with" innocently!!!!

      Sorry, where was I?

    6. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Nothing to do with people getting offended, it's just a stupid language filter that sees the word "cunt" in her name.

      Ironically the only human who is offended here is Mr. AC, who is offended by the notion that someone else might be offended.

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      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    7. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Millenials".

    8. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a human operator doesn't have The Scunthorpe Problem.

      A human operator can absolutely have The Scunthorpe Problem. All it takes is a misunderstanding of what the other person was saying. The comic strip Pickles had a strip a long time ago where the grandmother mentioned wearing a thong and the mother was all shocked, until it is revealed that flip-flops were once called thongs. Unfortunately this strip was all I could find.

    9. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all too easy to reach for the "political correctness gone mad" trope when you aren't the one being targeted.

      Well sorry not sorry to burst your bubble, but I am in one of those targeted demographics.

      Next time, try an argument that doesn't rely on "you're just saying that because you're X!".

    10. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Scarred+Intellect · · Score: 1

      So what we need, is to stop raising our children without self-confidence. Without giving out trophies for participation. And with bullies, for the sole purpose of them growing from letting the bullies bounce off again and again. So they later, in the real world, don't have to become SJW terrorists.

      My sister had to write an essay one time for a college scholarship on the subject: Why we should work to stop bullying.

      The stupid wording aside, I rewrote her entire essay (as a joke, I later sent her just the editorial changes she wanted). I posit that bullying is good, that it helps to build character. Both ways. Adversity builds character. Just like learning (you can't learn if you're always right), you can't build character if you've got nothing to build it with. Bullying, being bullied, getting in trouble...hell, everyone should get in at least enough trouble to spend a night in jail! It build character and resilience to the world. Gives you something interesting to talk about.

      When my sister told me my nephew was being bullied (as opposed to being the bully) in the new grade, I said "good". He's smart, strong, tall, fairly well-mannered. Being bullied brings him back down to earth.

      And in all things, all in moderation. I was bullied in school. Learned to defend myself there. I maintain that that's part of why I am the man I am today.

    11. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ironically the only human who is offended here is Mr. AC, who is offended by the notion that someone else might be offended.

      Your name contains "mojo". Austin Powers constantly talks about his "mojo". Ergo "mojo" is offensive and you are not allowed to use your username anymore.

      Feel differently yet? I don't expect you will, but I wasn't writing this for you. I was writing it for other people with whom a civil discussion can still be had.

    12. Re: If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time, try an argument that doesn't rely on "you're just saying that because you're X!".

      It doesn't. It repeats the problem that people who say X are often doing Y.

      Next time, don't rest your rebuttal on a misconception.

    13. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Anger and offense are a child's toy.

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      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    14. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I spoke to Mike Hawk and York Hunt and they reportedly had no issues with the filter. However, they were both fired immediately when asked to rehearse the phone script.

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    15. Re: If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You selfish git; thatâ(TM)s all fine for the bullied (building character), but your completely ignoring the deleterious effect on the bullies! What are they going to use for character building experience?

    16. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Why do so many people think that explaining something doesn't mean you support it or think it's a good idea?

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    17. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Society freaks out about trannies because of the concept of a wolf in sheeps clothing.

      Not to be confused with closeted people who society is blissfully unaware of, all LGBTetc bozos are ridiculed because they are perverts first and foremost.

      Above all else, they insist that everyone NEEDS to know who or what they want to have sex with, and which parts they want to play in the act. A behavior not far removed from that of obscene callers, flashers, grabbers, gropers and rapists. That behavior: FORCING YOURSELF ON OTHERS. Normal people don't introduce themselves and immediately speak about who/how they like to fuck - implications when asking someone out in a mingling environment, which pale in comparison, aside. It's absolutely not appropriate, but for some demented reason, you bozos think you deserve to get a pass.

      The fact that you get ridiculed is exactly because you weren't modest about your proclivities. That's on you, not them. You'll disagree, I know, but the fact is no one and no group will ever manage to get everyone on the same page. It is a universal constant, and therefore it's something YOU need to adapt to, not the other way around. It doesn't matter that it isn't fair, because it's equally unfair to everyone. The truth is, anyone who goes out of their way to overtly express anything, sexual or otherwise, is going to be ridiculed by some people who think it's dumb or weird or sick.

      I like $VIDEO_GAME_PLATFORM. Ridicule.
      I like $PARTICULAR_PASTIME. Ridicule.
      I like $BRAND_OF_PRODUCTS. Ridicule.
      I like $TYPE_OF_CLOTHING. Ridicule.
      I like $POLITICAL_PARTY. Ridicule.
      I like $GENRE_OF_MUSIC. Ridicule.
      I like $STYLE_OF_FOOD. Ridicule.
      I like $TYPE_OF_WORK. Ridicule.
      I like $SPORTS_TEAM. Ridicule.
      $STATEMENT. Ridicule.
      $BEHAVIOR. Ridicule.
      $OPINION. Ridicule.
      $BELIEF. Ridicule.
      $TRUTH. Ridicule.
      Doesn't matter.

      If you can't or don't want to handle the ridicule, keep it to yourself and be like the people you are around while you're around them. If you haven't kept it to yourself, don't bitch about what follows.

      Yes, there are people who have some non-standard sexual proclivity who don't go around blurting it out and don't feel the need to have a literal parade about it. Because they are modest people. Those people are respectable, but the respect they receive manifests in the same way as the respect that any modest normal heterosexual person gets. Simply put, it's the distant indifference of your personal life. Narcissists need not apply.

      Brazen trannies, specifically, are among the worst perverts because they demand to be around the other sex while taking a piss or a shit. Wanting to be among a certain group of people (or anyone for that matter) while they and/or you are in various states of undress in order to perform said evacuations is a compulsion unpleasantly close to sexual predation. It is particularly interesting then, given that vocally self-identified trannies are usually on the so-called-liberal SJW bandwagon that constantly spews claims of "rape culture", and given that a lot of SJWs have been found to be sexual predators themselves - using white-knighting as a means to build trust with and get close to their prey.

      The reason communal bathrooms are segregated by sex is because people don't want the issue of rape to arise in public bathrooms. Doesn't sound like a rape culture to me. Conversely, some freak using claims of being the opposite sex as an excuse to get into said sex's bathrooms is exactly the kind of tactic a rapist would try in a tolerant albeit anti-rape culture. And let's be realistic, modest trannies given that they are modest, would not ask for or use the bathrooms of the sex they secretly see themselves as, because that would blow their cover - said another way, ONLY the brazen and perverse trannies, the ones worth being wary of, would be using the other bathrooms. And even if those brazen trannies have no intentions to commit ra

    18. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      I guess in your book, all those kids who committed suicide due to bullying were just too weak to live?

      What about those who went on a rampage? Or the innocent people who just happened to be in the way? Acceptable losses?

    19. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      Once? They're still called thongs by a sizable portion of the population. Mostly the elderly, as you pointed out... But the "once" is incorrect. They're still called that by a lot of folks..

    20. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      What's next? Bitching about all those kids who committed suicide because their girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with them? Yeah.. it does happen.. Do we ban people from breaking up?

      You might dismiss this as being stupid... But you can't fix every problem.. What you consider stupid, or what I consider stupid, is considered rational by someone...

      Bullying sucks.. But, you can't fix it and maintain a free society. To fix bullying, you have to erode free speech. Maybe you consider this a reasonable trade.. I don't.

      I oppose it, I teach my children to not do it, and if I ever caught them doing it, I'd tan their hides.. But...what I consider bullying and what I consider rough kid-play are probably not lined up exactly with your definitions. Do you wish to impose your definition on me? How would you feel if I imposed my definition on you?

      There will always be bullies... We deal with them and move on.

    21. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      As an adult, I wouldn't trade freedom of speech to fix harassment, but we're not talking about adult society here.

      If you've read Lord of the Flies, you'd know that nobody would actually want kids to have the same freedom that adults do. They are way too inexperienced to know right from wrong, or that harming others will eventually come back to bite them in the ass.

      If someone assaulted me now, the way some kids did in middle school, they'd be arrested in short order. And if for some reason that wasn't happening and I keep getting attacked, they'll eventually have a life-changing encounter with a spoon. But thankfully we have laws, and adults know not to push people too far.

      The same cannot be said for kids though. That's why they're in school, to learn how to become adults in a safe environment. It's much easier to correct a bully right away than to wait until they've become adults. By then, the only way to teach them is to throw them in jail and hope they realize that their behavior that's been tolerated for years is actually unacceptable.

    22. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do so many people think that explaining something doesn't mean you support it or think it's a good idea?

      It's a precedent set by the left, particularly feminists.

      Back when people used to genuinely respond to feminist criticisms with their own explanations that don't fit the feminist narrative, they get accused of "mansplaining" or that they must be somehow sexist themselves or have internalized the misogyny.

      Similarly, when controversy happens related feminism or other social justice issues (Gamergate, shirtgate, Sad Puppies, gay wedding cakes, etc) we see more of the same thing: if you don't side with the feminist narrative, then you get accused that you support the opposing narrative, and that opposing narrative is totally doubleplusungood. At best you're being fooled by Faux News or the -chan trolls, at worst you genuinely support harassment of women and various -isms, making you a deplorable garbage human being. It eventually escalated to accusations of fake news and being part of some Russian hacking/trolling conspiracy. Oh, and of course it's YOU who are hateful, not the righteous feminists who are throwing all these insults at you.

      The irony of course, is that Trump is able to win hearts and minds using exactly the same tactics. You don't agree with Trump's narrative? Why, you must be fake news drinking deep state globalist. YOU'RE the one compromised by Russia!

    23. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by houghi · · Score: 1

      Yeah and on the other side of the spectrum: Female nipples or not intended for little children.

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    24. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Scarred+Intellect · · Score: 1

      Nothing I said is absolute, except the first part of this statement. I said at the end, "And in all things, all in moderation," and I meant that. Not all bullying is going to be good. Most of it is probably bad, actually. It must be case-by-case, you cannot just make a blanket statement saying "bullying is bad" the same way you can make a blanket statement that says "killing is bad".

      Jumping to absolutes like you have is exactly why we can't have nice things in today's society.

      As for all those who went on a rampage/committed suicide? I'd wager bullying isn't the root cause. It affected it, certainly, but there were many other factors at play that are equally, if not more, to blame. Perhaps preventing the bullying could have saved their lives, perhaps not. But I think we can both agree that it does need to be examined more thoroughly before any concrete decisions are made.

      So I stand by what I said: based on my personal experiences and observations, bullying is, in general, a vital part of growing up.

    25. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except being offended by people being offended. The recursive property of this suggests that anybody who gets offended at people being offended is just as culpable. Spread the word and ignore as much as possible.

    26. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1
      Because you, Ms. Mojo, said this:

      Ironically the only human who is offended here is Mr. AC, who is offended by the notion that someone else might be offended

      .

    27. Re:If something is "offensive", GET A THERAPY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a line indeed, and I find that some minorities are cutting it. I've been campaigning for no more "dumbing down" of schooling for disabled students who are otherwise mentally capable for years.

  21. A clbuttic mistake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some day, somebody will buttbuttinate them.

  22. Not that tricky to solve by cshark · · Score: 1

    I don't think you need an AI to screen names, especially on emails. Obscenity filters aren't going to pick up anything on the name of the sender that they won't find in the body of an email. If the body of the email isn't flashing red with signs of abuse, then chances are... that your sender's name is fine, even if it's a last name like Weiner (which would be an absolutely idiotic thing for an obscenity filter to pick up on in the first place).

    Filters like this are designed to be gamed. If your users have an IQ over 80, they're going to do it. Back in the day, when Planet Source Code was a thing, they had an incredibly aggressive filter there. Screened out all profanity, and went to far as to prevent you from using words like stupid and idiot. But you know, when you would see comments like "You're a S***** I*****!!!!" your mind would just go to places a lot worse than the terms the filter was trying to prevent you from seeing. At that particular site, it became sort of a running joke to call people Ldiots. I don't remember, offhand, how long it went on, or if they're still doing it, but it was fun.

    Machine learning algorithms could be useful here. I don't know how sophisticated they need to be. The problem, at least as far as I see it has never been the technology, so much as the people who run it. They're the problem. They've always been the problem. And as long as we live in an internet culture where people want to impose language standards on others, it's not something that's going to go away anytime soon. Regardless as to how cool some of these machine learning programs are.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is, stop being assholes. Don't filter people who you're expecting to be able to converse like adults. If you're working with children, this might be a learning moment... for both of you. But you're not helping anyone by being a fucking cunt -- and you're probably doing more harm than good.

    That's really all I have to say about it.

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  23. The solution is clear: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eliminate all these weird words with vulgarities buried in them.

    Also halt the process of using vulgar words in a non-vulgar context (such as using "Dick" as the short form of "Richard").

    Disambiguate our spoken language a bit. It could really use it. This will make everything a whole lot easier on software developers, and could help out foreigners who are trying to learn how to speak the correct language.

    1. Re:The solution is clear: by Drishmung · · Score: 1

      Aka Newspeak

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    2. Re:The solution is clear: by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Sure. Eliminate all slang and vulgarity.

      What was that? Teenagers just brutally thrust the London Gherkin through the gaping pleasure passage of your suggestion, rendering a whole sentence worth of new words taboo?

      Good luck constructing sentences when your allowed language is down to three words.

    3. Re:The solution is clear: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and those words would be "I am groot"

    4. Re:The solution is clear: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Groot sounds like slang for yeast infection.

  24. Cockburn by TristanHunt9676 · · Score: 1

    Here in Western Australia, we have the City of Cockburn but they pronounce it Coburn to avoid any issues... "Captain James Stirling named the City in 1827. It is thought that the area was named after Admiral Sir George Cockburn, a well-known British naval officer." https://www.cockburn.wa.gov.au...

    1. Re: Cockburn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not far from where I was born in Canada is a place that legally is called "Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump."* That's literally the township name, no joke.

      I wonder how well those people do when signing up to websites around the world.

      *Note: The Native Americans ("Indians") used to chase heards of buffalo/bison off cliffs because it's way more efficient than chasing them individually and using bows and arrows or spears. Really took a toll on the animals' numbers. That place was one of the main areas of that type of thing.

    2. Re:Cockburn by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      I still giggle every time I'm driving down the Danforth and I pass Coxwell.

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  25. Artificial what now? by martinX · · Score: 0

    "Despite advances in [AI], this is something that even the most advanced machine-learning algorithms still struggle with today." If AI can't deal with this, what does the "i" stand for, because "intelligence" ain't it.

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  26. Random Passcodes for Webkinz by FeelGood314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wrote the program to create pass codes for the Webkinz children's toys. I probably should have looked at the codes created more carefully. About 1 in a million codes began 'F' 'U' 'C' 'K'. We then created a list of bad words and ran it against the codes we had already shipped. Not my finest day when I saw the result. Sorry to anyone who was offended.

    1. Re:Random Passcodes for Webkinz by kackle · · Score: 1

      I wrote a kids game that had random text that would display on screen. I simply kept vowels from displaying.

    2. Re:Random Passcodes for Webkinz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FCK-THT-SHT?

  27. Poor Susan Hitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first exception report for username assignment in our whole university's history. The VAX adduser policy was first initial plus lastname (up to 7 chars).

  28. You don't know Dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never met anyone whose actual given name is Dick. Almost always their actual given name is Richard. The only exception I'm aware of is my father, whose given name is Barry, but everyone calls him Dirty Dick - or Dick for short.

    1. Re:You don't know Dick by Teun · · Score: 1

      It is a very common name but overly sensitive Americans have all but banned it.
      Luckily it is still in wide use in other countries, luckily because it is a variation of my first name.

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  29. Ode to Bob Blow by Yaztromo · · Score: 2

    Way back in the day, I was affiliated with a BBS that had filters for "obviously fake" names. I wound up getting peripherally involved when a Mr. Bob Blow tried to sign up for an account, and kept getting an automated rejection accusing him of using a false name.

    Some years later, with another BBS, it took two years before anyone suspected Mr. Mike Oxlarge was using a fake name. Everyone knew who this person was online -- it only came to light when someone said his name in the office one day after a tech support call.

    Mind you, it wasn't a problem for Mr. Takeshita, although it probably should have been. An IBM system mandated a maximum of 8 characters username, and corporate policy was to just the persons last name, truncated to 8 characters. Oops.

    Yaz

    1. Re:Ode to Bob Blow by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      In grade school, I once was witness to another 13 year old kid pranking a substitute teacher in our home room with a similar name. Once the roll had been called he asked her about a supposed new kid who wasn't present and she hadn't called for. The new kid was Michael Hunt, although this helpful student said he preferred to go by Mike. The poor substitute mussed over this seeming clerical error for a minute before she got on the PA to call the office and asked several times rather loudly if they knew about or had seen Mike Hunt. I think most of us in the class realized what was going on about the same time she did and to everyone's credit I don't remember anyone laughing out loud. The Substitute recognized the prank and just dropped it and moved on with the lesson, never even giving the kid the satisfaction of seeing her blood pressure rise.

  30. Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People should just not be sensitized to offense at certain alphabetic sequences and pay more attention to context, mah nigga.

  31. No need for names like "Scunthorpe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a bug. If you prevent a legitimate user from carrying on, then your code is shit. No need for a fancy name like "Scunthorpe."

    TL;DR Your code is shit, and you're a shit developer.

  32. Whither, then, the Cock? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    Sadly, my favourite pub in all of southern England, The Cock, does not sell t-shirts or mugs.

    A splendid marketing opportunity...wasted.

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    1. Re:Whither, then, the Cock? by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      There was one of those near where I worked about 15 years ago, somewhere in Hertfordshire.

      Just across the street and a few doors down, another pub: The Queen's Head.

    2. Re:Whither, then, the Cock? by Whibla · · Score: 1

      Years ago I heard a (probably) apocryphal story about the landlady at a similarly named pub in Hertfordshire. The pub in question, in the village of Tillet, was called the Black Cock, and the landlady's name was Lucy Likes.

      Were one to address a letter to her the envelope would read:

      Lucy Likes
      The Black Cock
      Tillet
      Herts.

    3. Re:Whither, then, the Cock? by Miles_O'Toole · · Score: 1

      That is frickin' brilliant!

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    4. Re:Whither, then, the Cock? by Miles_O'Toole · · Score: 1

      This one was out in the middle of nowhere. ONLY locally-made beer was served, and it was spectacularly good.

      There is, of course, a picture of me underneath one of their very old, custom made exterior lights. Shining above my head in beautiful stained glass is that simple message: The Cock".

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    5. Re:Whither, then, the Cock? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Given the responses, I had to look it up. It would appear that there are Cocks all over England. You win for best name, though. The one in Hertfordshire is apparently called The Cock Inn.

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    6. Re:Whither, then, the Cock? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      It just HAS to be true. The world would be a sadder place if it were not.

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  33. Foreigners can't get an account at Aeon Bank (JP) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because usually their name is longer than 5 characters.
    Just as sad/silly.

  34. I think you meant "Richard" by mveloso · · Score: 2

    I thought his name was Richard Pecker?

    1. Re:I think you meant "Richard" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I thought his name was Richard Pecker?

      Well, before he changed it to David Pecker, he was known as "Dick Gazinya". He changed it because he couldn't take the teasing.

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  35. Our Dutch detective Cock would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have laughed about it. With his righthand buddy Dick.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baantjer

    No SJWs in those days...

    1. Re:Our Dutch detective Cock would by Megol · · Score: 1

      That's a novel use of SJW. OTOH it seems to always mean "things I don't agree with".

  36. The offensive customer ID by EreIamJH · · Score: 1

    Decades ago I worked on a billing system that used a unique ID comprising the first three letters of the customer's surname followed by the first letter of the customer's given name. The ID was prominently printed on all customer facing paperwork - invoices, letters etc.

    Then along came Mrs Cunningham. Mrs Tina Cunningham.

    1. Re:The offensive customer ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, four characters for a customer id. I'm guessing we're talking early 80s or earlier.

  37. funny usernames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah we all had some good usernames... Lately in this company they have all been FirstInitalLastname and we have had:

    Anthony Coward
    Sherry Lapwood
    Perry Ing

    well those are the only three that come to mind off hand.. But about twice a year i get a good one that makes me chuckle.

  38. Re: *NOW* I know why a certain slashdotter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dick Buttkiss must have a hell of a time signing up for accounts.

  39. dikshit is a real indian surname by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dikshit is a real indian surname .. there are no doubt other examples from other languages, and it works in the other direction - there are plenty of english surnames that are offensive in other languages..

  40. That is a *repressed* psyche! Not a mature one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forcing your natural emotions into a static mold is preparing yourself a dish after a recipe for disaster.
    They are there for a reason. And if they do not fit what would be a good behavior for you, then either society is rotten, or you need to fix your triggers! (Nearly always, it's both.)

    Most people seem to never mature to the point where they fixed their triggers, and can just let their emotions flow naturally, to act in the best way. They leave that to Kung-Fu monastery Zen masters from movies. Hell, most aren't even aware of their triggers. Or believe their feelings to be the fault of others.

    If your triggers are fixed, then you can actually control your behavior. By altering your environment so it triggers the emotions and behaviors that you want from you. To alter your environment further, and so on. Before that, self-control, independent thought and free will are merely illusions.

    in fact, that self-repressing self-crippling self-abusive and even masochistic behavior you suggest as a "strong psyche", only makes outside control of people like you So. Very. Easy..

  41. SHAME! SHAME! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    ...And you should be sorry for what you did. Shame! Shame on your whole family! You should know better!

    ...than to ship product with a four digit security code. You know how easy that is to break? You are practically giving away passwords with a length of four. My god man, I bet you DIDN'T EVEN SALT YOUR DB.

    I am so very dissapoint.

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    1. Re:SHAME! SHAME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 1 in a million codes began

      Shame shame, you don't even read the post you are replying to!

      I am very dissapoint.

    2. Re:SHAME! SHAME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What "four digit security code"? "Began" and "1 in a million" make it rather obvious that codes were longer.

  42. Overzealous filtering by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 1

    At a former employer we had an internal collaboration system. This had a rude words filter but it was "turned up to 11" which meant that some day to day discussions were rendered completely pointless.

    For example: "Press down hard on the cover and release the screw" became "Press down ********* and release the ******" which wasn't any help to anyone.

    It ended up with posts either being strangely formatted (e.g. sc r ew) or [esp. when they were aimed at senior management] using convoluted phrases [attachment device requiring rotational motion to activate the helical engagement system] to point out the silliness. This in a system which would never be seen by (and thus 'needing' shielding provided for) customers, children or others who could be offended.

    Still, it "st i mu l at ed" creativity and entertained those who loved searching increasingly obscure words in a thesaurus.

    1. Re:Overzealous filtering by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Luckily for me my parents wouldn't put up with that kind of silliness just to Puritanize the internet when I was growing up. They tried installing some kid safe net nanny software suite when I was a teenager and we first got an internet connection. My Parents got sick of deciphering emails that had strange parts cut out. The software was reading text without spaces and punctuation then cutting out swear words. So, for example, whenever the word "it" was preceded by a word ending in "sh" you'd be missing some characters and have a masking censored blurb.

  43. The real Scunthorpe problem by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 1

    The real Scunthorpe problem is that it's a shit-hole in the middle of nowhere.

  44. kids use "adult" language far more than adults... by aepervius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously at middle school we were all swearing like sailor. In the environment I am right now we barely say it during normal conversation, only in case of stress. They are not called adult word everywhere by the way but rather in some culture. Here around they are curse words, swear words and similar name.

    Basically let the children have those words, and once it is out of their system using it at school over and over and lose its lustre... Then you are fine.

    "regulating and mastering your emotions" wrong by the way. Becoming adult is accepting that you do not get what you want and that every action has a responsibility. The "mastering emotion" is bullshit which lead to people repressing their emotion, depression, suicide, social isolation and pain of all sorts (not counting the same similar bullshit as "men do not cry"). It is better to show your emotion than pretend you are a master of it and stuff it in your psyche where it can fester all nicely.

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  45. Having your name banned is better than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having your name automatically changed into something more offensive.

    Like the time the AFA changed Tyson Gay into Tyson Homosexual!

  46. Weiner vs. Wiener by Teun · · Score: 1

    Illiterate Americans.
    The sausage is called Wiener after the Austrian capital Wien (Vienna).
    And then there is the issue of pronunciation...

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    1. Re:Weiner vs. Wiener by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Illiterate Americans. The sausage is called Wiener after the Austrian capital Wien (Vienna). And then there is the issue of pronunciation...

      Wiener Blödersinn. It's called a Vienna Sausage.

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    2. Re:Weiner vs. Wiener by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      that's what Austrian porn stars are packing, right?

    3. Re:Weiner vs. Wiener by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      that's what Austrian porn stars are packing, right?

      Are they from Sydney or Brisbane?

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    4. Re:Weiner vs. Wiener by Teun · · Score: 1

      Wiener Wurst for the connoiseurs.

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    5. Re:Weiner vs. Wiener by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Australia? The land down under uses different euphemisms

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    6. Re:Weiner vs. Wiener by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Australia? The land down under uses different euphemisms

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Of course, because of the Coriolis Effect... I am surprised they don't have more skiers for such a mountainous and snowy country...

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  47. Fucking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Austria!

  48. NULL by Camembert · · Score: 1

    Tangentially to the issue at hand, I once read about someone whose family name was Null, and it indeed regularly caused issues when his name was entered in some databases.

  49. fsck no by niks42 · · Score: 1

    I'm not allowed to have 'FSCK" as my team name for CoD since it is clearly derived from a rude word. Most annoying, since we here all know from where it really comes.

    Bunch of pussies.

  50. Oooh memories of expense claims! by niks42 · · Score: 1

    At IBM Havant many moons ago, the online expense claim program identified key words in claims, and flagged amounts that exceeded thresholds. If I came back from the States with a meal receipt for more than 34 bucks, I quickly found that identifying the expense as 'a healthy repast' avoided the word filter quite nicely.

  51. What do you do about Fanny ? by niks42 · · Score: 1

    .. or other words where in one region the term has a colloquial meaning (Fanny being a slightly more polite version of Pussy in English Mark 1) and in another a more benign meaning? I could wax lyrical about the differences between English Mark 1 and the language of our colonial brethren in the US.

    And then there are other languages in the world, after all. I remember my German colleagues giggling at an American stand at CeBIT in Hannover, whose company name was "Blast, Inc". Something to do with blowing, I understand. Quite childish really, but then a chunk of the comedy in the world relates to the naughty parts of human bodies and behaviours.

  52. wrong problem by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A big reason why the problem has yet to be solved is "because creating effective obscenity filters depends on the filter's ability to understand a word in context," reports Motherboard. "Despite advances in [AI], this is something that even the most advanced machine-learning algorithms still struggle with today."

    The real reason why the problem exists at all is because we think that we need obscenity filters. Because your childs psyche is going to be irrepairable traumatized if it reads words like "cunt" or "penis", right?

    Small children don't care. The worst that will happen is that they ask you to explain what that word means.

    By the time they care, they already know what it means.

    Not to even mention that this is the one area where humanity has managed to turn half the dictionary into synonyms for the words you are trying to filter out. Good luck filtering that.

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  53. What's the purpose of fig leaf profanity filters? by gotan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sure, spam filters make sense because they spare you to deal with a text you don't want to read anyway (and even then you have to check the spam box every once in a while), but those are far more sophisticated now.

    But "profanity filters", especially those that replace "fuck" by "f..k" and are easily circumvented by "f*ck" don't help at all. Everyone knows what it's supposed to mean and just replaces "f..k" with "fuck" in their own head. The stupid beeping in TV-shows is even worse. Not only is it annoying as hell, it also nicely highlights all the swearwords, and everyone just replaces it in their own head anyway.

    Language is there to convey meaning, when "f..k" conveys the same meaning as "fuck", then what difference does it make. To try to keep the meaning intact and at the same time censor it doesn't work.

    It's not about "protecting" kids either. They're usually pretty quick to figure such things out and have enough peers who'll tell them anyway. They will learn about swearing and foul language anyway. They should learn that such language is inappropriate for them to use, or for adults to use in their presence, just like they learn that it's inappropriate for them e.g. to drink alcohol or for an adult to offer them alcohol.

    So who is more offended by "fuck" than by "f..k", when both mean the same thing and both make you think the same word?

    Whoever uses "f..k" want's you to replace it with "fuck" in your own head but at the same time claim not to use "foul language".
    Now that i find offensive.

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  54. Adult Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use of the term Adult Language for phrases like #@&%#!! should be considered incorrect.
    It would be better to use the term Adult Language for phrases that on occasion send hearers to Oxfors's dictionary.

    English has a very large portfolio of words (most with several meanings) to confound AI's.

  55. Software moderating humans ... by lolococo · · Score: 1

    what could possibly go wrong?

  56. Usernames by Daralantan · · Score: 1

    I once got a call at work from a customer who was angry because he couldn't get the username he wanted. At first I thought he was trying to use something already taken. I asked what username he was trying to use, and it was "pieceofshit." Reminds me of another guy who had a verbal password for when he called in... and it was surprising to me as the verbal was "little shit fucker."

    1. Re:Usernames by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I've had a few passwords that would have been a problem if I'd had to verbally repeat them.

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  57. But AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok with all the recent hyperventilating about AI, it would seem that this might actually be a good use for machine learning technology. Why not build a centralized language analysis system, let companies feed it information, let it learn what is and isn't profanity and have it provide back regularly updated spam filtering rules? Could even provide a voting for content it isn't sure about, let the world-wide public give opinions on if a word should be profanity or not. That would actually be fun to read, how different folks in different cultures with different languages view various words.

  58. There is no FUCKING such thing as offensive words. by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    Only words FUCKING used offensively. This is not such an offensive use. This is: I will FUCK that BITCH until she bleeds! This is not an offensive use: I thinking Trump and Trump supporters are fucking evil!

  59. Re: *NOW* I know why a certain slashdotter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why these issues arise. I never have a problem with my Italian name.
        - Fellitio Cunnilingus
              Office of Oral Gratification
              Rome, Italy.

  60. Disable Your Censorship Filters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Problem fucking solved.

    Stop bowing to fascists!

  61. Forget offensive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...just trying having a last name of Null. The havoc that wreaks on web apps. Not sure why, but enterprisy stuff seems fine with it, it breaks web apps left and right...

    1. Re:Forget offensive... by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      ...just trying having a last name of Null. The havoc that wreaks on web apps. Not sure why, but enterprisy stuff seems fine with it, it breaks web apps left and right...

      Then try opening a joint account with Mr Void and cashing a cheque!

  62. What's the problem? by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    Some immature, childish people might enjoy registering to some sites with obscene names. So what? What's the big deal? Is it that some will be force to gouge their eyes after reading such obscenities?

    1. Re:What's the problem? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      the is america, and to quote David Letterman "on American television, you can prick your finger, but you can't finger your..."

  63. WROG! by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    A big reason why the problem has yet to be solved is "because creating effective obscenity filters depends on the filter's ability to understand a word in context

    Wrong - the issue isn't context. The sorts of people that get 'offended' by character strings; that they know are not something the application designer or sight operator intended to put there but rather something something some troll thought would get a rise out of people like using the n-word for their handle don't care about context. They know the context and they get mad anyway because they are the types who go around looking for things to be mad about.

    The issue is people. You can't solve people problems with technology no matter how good your AI is.

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  64. false positives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any test has the possibility of false positives. In fact, in the medical and scientific worlds equipment is carefully considered based on the number of false positives and false negatives. To many of either and the device (or test) is considered useless, quite like most profanity filters should be.

    The difference with profanity filters: language changes and evolves and what is profane today may not be profane tomorrow and vice versa. The Idea that we as a society can police words is pretty much understood in most contexts to be a bad thing. We figured that out with the printing press revolution and it should have been understood to carry into the Internet.

  65. Re:There is no FUCKING such thing as offensive wor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are however offensive people, like yourself.

  66. Stephen Fry had something to say about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."

    [I saw hate in a graveyard -- Stephen Fry, The Guardian, 5 June 2005]”

  67. Mike Hunt can never catch a break. by Cito · · Score: 1

    You should see NASCAR's Dick Trickle try to use his name online

  68. Who the fuck needs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an obscenity filter?

  69. Keep your enemies closer with Slashdot's zoo.pl by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you're logged in to Slashdot, you can click that white ball next to someone's user name and assign "friend" or "foe". Then set up your user settings to apply a modifier to scores of posts by friends and foes.

  70. Why are we filtering email addresses to begin with by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why you'd be scraping an email address for "bad words" anyway... who gives a fuck if you sign up with fuck_cunt_6969@Business.com? The entire problem could be solved by just not giving a fuck at all about it in the first place.

  71. Donald J. T-rump by tepples · · Score: 1

    and the Vice Prez at the time was D**k Cheny.

    Speaking of elected U.S. federal executives:

    Your rump is the part of your body in contact with the chair, mat, etc. when seated. From top to bottom: head, shoulders, chest, belly, rump. Other names for this part include "bum", "butt", and "ass". But you can't spell the name of the 45th President of the United States without "rump".

  72. Lazy Developers and "ZOMG! Warrior" Management by LostOne · · Score: 1

    It's not really surprising, but so many of these "profanity" and "spam" filters just compare a list of "words" against the input using a naïve substring match with no concern for even word boundaries. I mean, just because you might think "tart" is offensive, I highly doubt you would think "start" is. (If you do, then you are the one with the problem.)

    As far as I can tell, this sort of thing is usually motivated by the "ZOMG!!!1111!!!!11!!!!11!!1 Think of the children!!!!!!111!!1!!!1!!" types in management or management caving to those types. And, of course, the developers are given three microseconds to implement an impossible filter that will Protect The Children. Sometimes management even comes along with a list of Bad Words. Even if that isn't the case, the developers are going to look at the request, realize how impossible it is, and do the simplest thing that they can that will convince management that their system can now Protect The Children.

    This is, of course, a subset of a more general problem of incorrect validation of input. The number of times I've had my perfectly valid email address rejected because there is a hyphen in the domain name, or worse, because it doesn't end in ".com", ".org", or ".net" (yes, that happened a couple of times, though not recently) is astounding. I even had my perfectly valid postal address rejected by a validation tool run by the national post office once.

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    If it works in theory, try something else in practice.
  73. Re: *NOW* I know why a certain slashdotter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Koquonfaes however, has no problems signing up for online services.
    Yet he still wonders why everyone always raises their eyebrows when he introduces himself.

  74. How about. by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

    Stop using computers to solve problems they can't.
    If you want vocabulary police that is what moderated web boards are for and you pay the cost of people to review content and create a walled garden. Nothing posted without review.
    Using a computer to filter 'unwanted' language is like using a car to take down unwanted walls in your house. Just not the right tool for the job.

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    âoeTolerance applies only to persons, but never to truth. Intolerance applies only to truth, but never to persons.
  75. Whitelist by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

    I am willing to accumulate and maintain a list of exceptions, if only because I found words/names like this somewhat amusing.

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    There is no XUL, only WebExtensions...
  76. Re:*NOW* I know why a certain slashdotter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No, it rhymes with hump, thump, bump, and you're a dumbass.

  77. The scunthorpe problem has a perfectly good ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. solution: Stop being such a pussy and turn off the profanity filters.

  78. Re:kids use "adult" language far more than adults. by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

    Mastering emotions and not letting things fester are not mutually exclusive. Many times mastering emotions can be about respecting other people around you.

    Here is an example of mastering emotions.

    Mastered emotion:
    Discussing with a co-worker why they upset you in a meeting after reflecting a bit

    Non-Mastered emotion:
    Throwing a chair in a meeting while cussing up and down why they upset you

  79. So... by Martin+S. · · Score: 1

    Does that mean Pecker is leaking stuff?

    1. Re:So... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Does that mean Pecker is leaking stuff?

      Pecker stands firm in his denial that he is the source of the leaks.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
  80. Are we allowed to quote Louis CK any more? by drew_kime · · Score: 1

    Louis CK had a bit about how he hates the N-word. No, not the word, the actual phrase "the N-word".

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    Nope, no sig
  81. Re:What's the purpose of fig leaf profanity filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I met a twelve year old kid last weekend who didn't know what a meme was, as his parents never let him have a phone and we went to some fancy california rich-kid school that only had 6 students. Watching him throw a ball to his-self outside was one of the weirdest experiences in the world. The kid will probably end up doing heroin once he hits highschool. Intentionally sheltering kids almost never works out (if you are thinking to yourself, but I was sheltered and I'm find, you're full of shit then remember you're getting mad at slashdot post and that only further proves my point)

  82. English English not American English by Martin+S. · · Score: 1

    If that was being used Scunthorpe and Wetwang, real places in Yorkshire would be OK.

    Trump, a noise wet fart would be filtered and the world would far better place.

  83. Weiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what she said.

  84. Re:There is no FUCKING such thing as offensive wor by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    Yep, and there are cowardly twats like yourself.

  85. Just a note by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Weiner - as mentioned in the OP - isn't even how it's spelled.

    That would be pronounced wye-ner.

    Wiener - as in the penis, as an analogue (see what I did there) is believed to derive from the city of Vienna, or in German, Wien.

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    -Styopa
  86. Re:kids use "adult" language far more than adults. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the bogus hydraulic theory of emotion.
    You can deal with anger too without stabbing a stranger on the bus.

  87. Another one by Thad+Boyd · · Score: 1

    I've been on more than one site that flagged Senator Chris Coons's last name.

    1. Re:Another one by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I've been on a site that flagged anything containing his last name.

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      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  88. Long Before the Web by WmHBlair · · Score: 1

    Five decades ago (way before the WWW), there were two secretaries in the company I worked for who were so sheltered and innocent that they couldn't understand why they kept having customers call to ask for a manager to complain about their "language." The reason for customer complaints? Their names were Frances Screws and Susie Bangs, which they clearly stated when answering the phone for their bosses. They were married, respectively, to Dick Screws and Hardrick Bangs. This was the Bible Belt, and my simply using the word "darn" would shock them (they considered it to be profanity); both would frown and blush. I did worse, however; they didn't like me a lot. Apparently, their husbands were equally sheltered and naive. I met both of the husbands once, only briefly, at a "holiday" party, but I didn't disagree with that characterization by others who knew them better. I thought the situation was of little real consequence, a little more than funny, but apparently (I learned after I had left) it caused both couples quite a bit of trouble in the real (Bible belt) world trying to do mundane things like making restaurant and motel reservations. I was told they had to get notarized, certified copies of their birth and marriage certificates in order to open bank accounts (and for one of them, a BankAmericard credit card account, which ultimately they were denied). My secretary explained to me that she had tried to explain to Susie what the verb "to bang" meant so she would know why folks she talked to were so offended, but first she had to explain what the verb "to fuck" meant and what "intercourse" was; Susie had never heard the first, but knew of the second, but wanted to call sex with her husband "marital relations." She simply failed to accept that the verb "to bang" could possibly mean what was claimed. So incredibly sheltered. About 20 years ago someone all of us had worked with back then told me both couples ended up legally changing their names (but that had happened in the late 80s, long before the web). While I would have much more sympathy today, I did convince upper management to allow them to use an "incorrect" name when answering the phone. Frances didn't want to do that because she considered it to be telling a lie, but someone or something eventually made her come around.

    I've met a half dozen or so people in my travels whose last names were either Screws or Bangs (or something else once considered "suggestive"). They appear to enjoy hearing about Frances and Susie, but each of them had their own stories to tell.

  89. Perfect by bblb · · Score: 1

    This so perfectly captures the absurdity of modern offensiveness based politically correct culture... only the growing number of weak minded, delicate, and eager to be offended individuals makes this an issue we have to contend with. If people weren't so eager to make everything an offense no one would care what people were using as screen names, but god forbid some snowflake somewhere get triggered by anything so we try to censor the world to save their feelings.

  90. I thought AI was already here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what about all those AI solutions that vendors keep offering me? Surely that would work. It works for everything else, why wouldnt it work here??????

  91. Met a guy named Dick Bender by ripvlan · · Score: 1

    Nope really - that was his name. He's a consultant who teaches requirements and testability. Looks like he goes by Richard Bender when searching on Google. I mean really, I had to pause before typing that into the search bar while at work.

    But in the end, do we really need to care? Sure, message boards possibly care about offensive looking handles. Maybe the answer is "Report this profile"

  92. Subjectivity is subjective? Say it isn't so! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    Some people are offended by words other people love to use. The problem hasn't been solved because any "solution" will seem like a solution to some, but not to others. There literally is no solution, algorithmically or otherwise.

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    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  93. exactly by nten · · Score: 1

    That is precisely what it means. If a politician is asked their plan to solve some issue on live TV, they often will do this weird thing where all the words are real, and you can even diagram the sentence, but it conveys no meaning. It is practiced and purposeful. This happens mostly when there is no viable solution to said issue.

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    refactor the law, its bloated, confusing and unmaintainable.
  94. Pardon the Perl, but... by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    if ( 'Scunthorpe' !~ /\bcunt\b/ ) {
            say "What's the problem again?";
    }

  95. it's all about the benjamins baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't a net nanny, it was a greed daddy who made that filter. Dollar and $ were blocked so dumbasses and bots can't post shit like "I got this pedal for $200 less over at Guitar Ripoff!" It likely blocked "Muff" specifically because it was a product they carried. Again, to annoy the bots from those lowest price websites. Obviously, the usual curse words are blocked for the usual offensive reactions to them, but in the end it all boils down to one thing: Money. The only morality a corporation has is maximized profit. Family/individual businesses can be moral, since they are small and directly ran, but once you get that directors' board, it's all about dat chedda. Follow the money.

  96. Re:kids use "adult" language far more than adults. by strikethree · · Score: 1

    I am too lazy to read how the person above you used "master" your emotions. If they really meant "suppress", then I agree what you said about it.

    For myself, "mastering emotion" is more like mastering the skill of riding a horse. Your emotions are the horse and you are the rider. Emotions, relatively speaking, are much stronger than 'You' are. Engage in hand-to-hand combat at your own peril.

    You can not make a horse submit. You can not make your emotions submit. You can suppress them or some other delaying tactic, but those tactics have prices too.

    No. You ride your horse. Don't try to fight it and don't let it drag you down the dusty trail.

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    "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
  97. But you ARE racist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "those of us"???? Uh uh. You are not "us". A cursory glance over your post history clearly shows you favor all of deplorables and the deplorable things they do. You can fuck right off.

  98. My Favorite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I Love Big Als = ilovebigals.com

  99. Re:If something is "offensive" ... imagining... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him. "
    (Qu'on me donne six lignes écrites de la main du plus honnête homme, j'y trouverai de quoi le faire pendre.)
      Attributed to Cardinal Richelieu

  100. Re:A sad reflection... If you really must censor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just mute the "offensive" word(s) 'beeps' as such are obnoxious, serving largely to draw attention to that which would be otherwise little-noticed.

    -(NOT) B. Streisand

  101. George Carlin.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No bad words, just bad thoughts.