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Giant Trap Is Deployed To Catch Plastic Littering the Pacific Ocean (nytimes.com)

A nonprofit has deployed a multimillion-dollar floating boom designed to corral plastic debris littering the Pacific Ocean (Warning: source may be paywalled; alternative source). The 2,000-foot-long structure left San Francisco Bay on Saturday. According to The New York Times, Ocean Cleanup "aims to trap up to 150,000 pounds of plastic during the boom's first year at sea." From the report: Within five years, with the creation of dozens more booms, the organization hopes to clean half of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Over the next several days, the boom will be towed to a site where it will undergo two weeks of testing. If everything goes as planned, the boom will then be brought to the garbage patch, nearly 1,400 miles offshore, where it is expected to arrive by mid-October, said Boyan Slat, 24, the Dutch inventor and entrepreneur who founded Ocean Cleanup.

The cleanup system is supposed to work like this: After the boom detaches from the towing vessel, the current is expected to pull it into the shape of a "U." As it drifts along, propelled by the wind and waves, it should trap plastic "like Pac-Man," the foundation said on its website. The captured plastic would then be transported back to land, sorted and recycled. The boom has an impenetrable skirt that hangs nearly 10 feet below to catch smaller pieces of plastic. The nonprofit said marine life would be able to pass underneath.

227 comments

  1. Giant Trap by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 5, Funny

    People For The Ethical Treatment Of Giants will start a protest campaign.

    1. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simpsons did it

    2. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The woooooosh is strong with this one.

    3. Re: Giant Trap by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Simpsons? One of my moms friends used to work on the Sea Shepherd. This is how people can protect the environment. Set up a non profit and go off to sea and fight the ignorance, hate and misery against Mother Earth created by white privilege.

      I trust that you are being sarcastic or ironic rather than stupid. Almost all of the ocean plastic comes from China and Africa.

      I'm more of an environmentalist than most in here, but banning plastic straws in 'Murrica is virtue signalling, and the problem being caused by "white privilege" is about as wrong as you can get.

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    4. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It comes from China and Africa because we send our garbage there, not because they're using so much plastic on their own.

    5. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      banning plastic straws in 'Murrica is virtue signalling, and the problem being caused by "white privilege" is about as wrong as you can get.

      Not to mention banning straws is actively fucking over people without the motor-skills necessary to drink from a glass. We must ban .03 percent of the garbage patch instead of fixing the recycling process so they can be recycled.

      Fucking liberals...

    6. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are just giant drift-nets.

    7. Re: Giant Trap by pgmrdlm · · Score: 1

      Are they banning all straws, or just plastic straws. I grew up with paper straws. They degrade rapidly. Let's just go back to paper straws.

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    8. Re:Giant Trap by maroberts · · Score: 1

      So will Admiral Ackbar.

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    9. Re: Giant Trap by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      I ordered some stainless steel drinking straws a couple years ago; they're great for drinking fresh coconut water... you just wouldn't want to fall on one the wrong way.

    10. Re: Giant Trap by careysub · · Score: 0

      Because paper straws do not exist? Of course if disabled people need to use a plastic straw instead of any of the alternatives, they can carry some with themselves though it would be a good idea for restaurants to keep a supply on hand for their disabled customers.

      This is very likely the only time the AC expresses any interest in the problems of the disabled, when it is an excuse to say "fucking liberals". If someone were to suggest that laws require restaurants to keep a supply of plastic straws for the disabled the AC would probably post to denounce those "fucking liberals" imposing snowflake requirements on "the market".

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    11. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quiet, you'll harsh his agenda.

    12. Re: Giant Trap by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Stainless steel straws are also great for growing bacteria.

    13. Re: Giant Trap by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      So is your nose. You can expect that if you don't clean an object, it'll get dirty, and fun things will grow on them. Most of those fun things you had introduced via your lips. Most of those fun things won't hurt you as they're re-introduced into your biome.

      If you're a habitual straw user (and many are), you can re-use the same straw many times without cleaning it and surprise, it won't hurt you! At some point, you're welcome to clean it.

      The same can be said for most reusable cups, too. Obtain the size and quality you need, and just say no to a fresh disposable cup each and every time you go through a take-away establishment. Clean regularly. Reducing packaging costs is also wonderful for the environment, although it cuts into packaging corporate profits.

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    14. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention banning straws is actively fucking over people without the motor-skills necessary to drink from a glass.

      This is the lamest argument people have latched on to as if it refutes everything.

      People who don't have the motor skills to cut a steak on their own don't expect the cooking staff to cut it up for them. The caregiver who brought them to the restaurant does it for them.

      If someone doesn't have the ability to drink from a glass, the caregiver who is with them (because they aren't driving a car on their own either) should also be bringing a reusable straw... and cutting up their steak for them since they aren't going to capable of that either.

      We must ban .03 percent of the garbage patch instead of fixing the recycling process so they can be recycled.

      Straws could be recycled if they were 1) rinsed out properly by the customer and 2) had a recycling symbol stamped on them. 2 is easy to implement. The problem is that 1 would never happen because people like you, who rage against "fucking liberals" taking away disposable plastic straws are also the people who would rage against having to lift a goddamn finger to help stop polluting the planet.

    15. Re: Giant Trap by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It comes from China and Africa because we send our garbage there, not because they're using so much plastic on their own.

      Right. They pay us for the plastic, then just throw it in the river for the lulz.

      Coolest freaken story ever, bro!

      You are like a Republican trying to explain how trickle down theory works. Only the narrative of "evil white people" is your touchstone.

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    16. Re: Giant Trap by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      So is your nose. You can expect that if you don't clean an object, it'll get dirty, and fun things will grow on them. Most of those fun things you had introduced via your lips.

      You can get your lips inside your nose?

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    17. Re: Giant Trap by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 1

      Dishwashers are great for killing bacteria. The water is heated and the powder contains oxygen based bleach. If you're worried the dishwasher isn't doing a good job, get glass straws if appropriate for your household.

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    18. Re: Giant Trap by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      This is very likely the only time the AC expresses any interest in the problems of the disabled, when it is an excuse to say "fucking liberals". If someone were to suggest that laws require restaurants to keep a supply of plastic straws for the disabled the AC would probably post to denounce those "fucking liberals" imposing snowflake requirements on "the market".

      The free floating anger that Republicans tap into. Teach the stupid to blame everything on a target group, and it is amazing what you cen get them to do.

      Anyhow, it remains that the gyres of plastic and the mechanically degraded forms are indeed a problem, no matter the political inclinations of any one person.

      I am not a modern Republican because I point out that blaming the usual targets will not fix the problem. We can't clean this up by New York or Tennessee banning plastic drinking straws.

      New York and Tennessee are not the problems. Filthy disgusting people with nasty trash habits in a few countries are the problem. But the problem is that the people who are doing this are not allowed to be the defined problem.

      But it isn't a race problem. It's a problem of people with horrible habits.

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    19. Re: Giant Trap by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      And if you don't have a dishwasher ?

    20. Re: Giant Trap by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 1

      I just bought a package of glass straws. They came with 2 little brushes.

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    21. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do it by hand. Is this actually something you need explained?

    22. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're either AmiMojo, or you are trolling AmiMojo. It's hard to tell these days because they have become their own satire.

    23. Re: Giant Trap by blindseer · · Score: 1

      You boil the straws. That should work for sanitizing any drinking straw made of glass, metal, or even plastic.

      If you don't have a pot and something to heat it to boiling then you have bigger problems than finding a drinking straw. If you don't have water to boil your drinking straws then what are you drinking?

      I remember reading that certain metals have natural antiseptic properties. Silver and brass/bronze/copper will kill bacteria, as I recall. Get a straw made of such materials, either as an alternative to a dishwasher or as an additional level of protection from disease regardless of how you keep the straw clean.

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    24. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck off

    25. Re: Giant Trap by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Silver and brass/bronze/copper will kill bacteria, as I recall.

      Yes, but they may not be good for your health, either. For example, brass and bronze will contain lead unless specifically specified as "lead free", and "lead free" will still have up to 0.25% lead on the wetted surface. And copper and silver may not be great for your health, depending on several factors, and are going to be alloyed with other metals that may or may not be worse.

    26. Re: Giant Trap by hankwang · · Score: 1

      "You boil the straws. That should work for sanitizing any drinking straw made of glass, metal, or even plastic. If you don't have a pot and something to heat it to"

      The fuel needed to boil a pot of water could easily exceed the petroleum equivalent of a couple of straws. One liter of water requires 340 kJ of heat to bring to a boil, which is about the heat of combustion for 9 g of oil, about 20 drinking straws. It depends on how often you reuse the straws between sterilizations and how exactly you heat the water and how much water you use. A similar argument holds for plastic disposable coffee cups. Washing a reusable cup by hand under running hot water after each use, that isn't a very environmentally friendly alternative.

      I don't understand what happens in the US after you put a piece of plastic in the bin; does it somehow end up in the sea? The problem of drinking straws is (I suppose) that they end up as street litter and get flushed into the sewer. But I don't see people carrying their reusable straws to the fast-food vending place.

    27. Re: Giant Trap by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they may not be good for your health, either. For example, brass and bronze will contain lead unless specifically specified as "lead free", and "lead free" will still have up to 0.25% lead on the wetted surface. And copper and silver may not be great for your health, depending on several factors, and are going to be alloyed with other metals that may or may not be worse.

      We have been using copper and silver in pots, pans, utensils, jewelry, and such for a very long time. We've learned how to make such alloys safe and their antiseptic properties have been known for some time. We've also known of lead poisoning for a long time and so no one would intentionally put lead in something where it might be used in something that touches food or skin. Copper poisoning is a real thing but very unlikely from the use of copper pots and drinking straws. Silver is so safe for consumption that people (with more dollars than sense) will use silver to decorate confections. They will EAT SILVER. Some people have consumed so much silver that its been deposited in their skin. Other than an odd blue/gray skin coloring they've not seen any ill effects. This variation in skin tone requires consuming silver for a very long time and not like to develop from using silver alloys in drinking straws and utensils. If it did then old time family photos would look very different.

      Silver and copper are both "generally regarded as safe" for use in many things, including jewelry, kitchen utensils, surgical instruments, and in some cases even as things we eat. Comments of lead poisoning from an improperly used alloy does not follow. Don't put lead in an alloy intended to be in contact with food and skin.

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    28. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's saying that you have to pick your nose.

    29. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I received a cardboard straw with my malt at an ice cream shop the other day. It wasn't weird or cardboardy, only noticed it was different because of the color. Had a waxy coating to protect it from liquid.

    30. Re: Giant Trap by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Quiet, you'll harsh his agenda.

      I fear I took your good advice too, too late...

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    31. Re: Giant Trap by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      He's saying that you have to pick your nose.

      Pick my nose? Sorry, but that's the nose I was born with...

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    32. Re: Giant Trap by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I received a cardboard straw with my malt at an ice cream shop the other day. It wasn't weird or cardboardy, only noticed it was different because of the color. Had a waxy coating to protect it from liquid.

      That waxy coating might be made from petroleum products.

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    33. Re: Giant Trap by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I got a paper straw a while back with an iced coffee. First time I used it, it stuck to my lips and yanked off in a way that was pretty uncomfortable. After it got wet that stopped, but by the end of the drink it was getting kind of mushy. It also felt weird and fuzzy the entire time - that part might be something you get used to, though?

    34. Re: Giant Trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "white privilege"

      One would be hard pressed to find a more financially & socially privileged group than the clique of running dogs who constantly yammer on about "white privilege".

      YOUR privilege, richie rich, is NOT OUR privilege. Go back to Reddit. No one here wants what you're selling.

    35. Re: Giant Trap by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      but officer, I'm telling you, that glass straw has nothing to do with drugs! I'm using it to save the environment!

    36. Re: Giant Trap by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Oh, paper straws exist. and do the job. barely.
      You may as well ban cars because bicycles made out of bamboo exist.

    37. Re: Giant Trap by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly, most problems in the world are a problem of horrible people . Only now, they don't recognize themselves as such.

    38. Re: Giant Trap by DeputySpade · · Score: 1

      I ordered some stainless steel drinking straws a couple years ago; they're great for drinking fresh coconut water... you just wouldn't want to fall on one the wrong way.

      Perfect. The steel industry is historically known for never having been harmful to the environment in any way.

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  2. problem should be fought at the source by religionofpeas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Most of the plastic in the ocean comes from a handful of rivers. Put the giant trap in the mouths of those rivers, and you'll catch a lot more.

    1. Re:problem should be fought at the source by capedgirardeau · · Score: 5, Informative

      Most of the plastic in the ocean comes from a handful of rivers. Put the giant trap in the mouths of those rivers, and you'll catch a lot more.

      This is actually what most scientists who study the issue suggest. The boom idea in the open ocean has been tried and found seriously lacking for almost 30 years at this point.

      Prevention or collection near shore is much more cost effective with a lot fewer of the negative impacts on sea life. The mid ocean gyres will dissipate on their own if the source of more plastics is reduced or eliminated.

      This revived idea has been criticized since the kid first proposed it 5 years ago and he does not seemed to have learned anything and is much more concerned with promoting himself than actually having a real impact on the problem.

      http://www.deepseanews.com/201...
      http://www.deepseanews.com/201...
      http://www.deepseanews.com/201...

      And actual research on where the best place to make an impact is:

      http://iopscience.iop.org/arti...

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    2. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

      And in phase 3, the traps should grind the plastic into slush, dry it, burn it, and use it to fuel themselves.

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    3. Re: problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are 2 different problems:
      1/ new plastics to flow into the oceans
      2/ cleaning up all the plastics already in the ocean.
      Agree that indeed lots of plastic enter the ocean from a river but also beach tourism, (cargo) ships, illegal dumping,...

    4. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's even better to fight the problem at the source: don't dump it in those rivers. Or still better, fight the problem at the source: don't make single use articles from material that lasts for ever. With that out of the way, let's think about what we could do about the plastic that's already in the oceans. I heard a young guy from the Netherlands is working on something...

    5. Re:problem should be fought at the source by DrXym · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I recall watching a BBC documentary about a large town, in Africa IIRC, and people just slung their garbage in the river. Just dumped it all in. Human waste, glass, plastic, metal, everything. And the factories dumped pollutants like dyes and other assorted toxic materials in there too. Consequently the river downstream to this craphole was completely dead and covered floating garbage.

      I don't think there is an easy solution to this. However a good start might be to require countries receiving foreign aid to demonstrate advances in sanitation and pollution control and hold them to it.

    6. Re:problem should be fought at the source by TomBauserman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What they fail to mention is that this was engineered by 15 year old, who is now 24 it took him 9 years to get anybody to listen to him. It was engineered to clean up the garbage patches. Not as a permanent solution to garbage in the ocean.

    7. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      Even if these devices just dried and burned the trash as it’s collected, converting it into atmospheric CO2, we would still be environmentally better off than having it floating in the ocean.

    8. Re:problem should be fought at the source by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Twice the size of Texas.... Just wrap your head around that for a moment. If this idea is to be taken seriously, then the world is going to need lots and lots of the boats, all controlled via automation and SATCOM communications remotely. They can be powered via solar or nuclear of needed. But one boat is only a concept at best, and would take thousands of years non-stop at the current rate or progress.

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    9. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1, Funny

      Most of the plastic in the ocean comes from a handful of rivers. Put the giant trap in the mouths of those rivers, and you'll catch a lot more.

      Yet the plastic shaming is aimed at the US and Europe.

      Its like looking under a streetlamp for your lost keys when you know you didn't lose them there, but hey, the light's better.

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    10. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Zorpheus · · Score: 2

      And this boom takes out just 70 tons of plastic per year and costs multiple millions. Seriously?

    11. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It's even better to fight the problem at the source: don't dump it in those rivers. Or still better, fight the problem at the source: don't make single use articles from material that lasts for ever. With that out of the way, let's think about what we could do about the plastic that's already in the oceans. I heard a young guy from the Netherlands is working on something...

      Given that almost all of the ocean plastic comes from China and Africa, if the US and Europe made all plastic packaging illegal, it would have no effect on the problem. It is probably better to talk to the people that are causing the problem.

      The problem isn't plastics, it is what some people do with them.

      Paper packaging involves cutting down trees. If the packaging needs to be structurally sound, it needs to be first use.

      Glass takes a lot of energy to produce

      And if people just threw their paper packaging and glass in the river, that would cause a problem as well.

      Y'all need to talk to the people that cause the problem, not scream at some guy in Nebraska who probably recycles plastic anyhow.

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    12. Re: problem should be fought at the source by bobbied · · Score: 2

      Agree that indeed lots of plastic enter the ocean from a river but also beach tourism, (cargo) ships, illegal dumping,...

      Of the plastic entering, only 2% comes from North American sources. China/Asia are responsible for the vast majority of plastic in the oceans.

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    13. Re:problem should be fought at the source by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      Even if we could cut new plastic pollution to zero, we still need to clean up the mess we've already made.

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    14. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. 49% of the garbage patch are discarded fishing nets.

    15. Re:problem should be fought at the source by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Most people don't know just how big Texas is.. Maybe I can help..

      You could drive more than 8 hours on interstate highways and barely be able to cross Texas either north and south, or East and west. And our speed limits range up to 75 mph in places.

      Two of the top ten most populated metropolitan are in Texas. Dallas-Ft Worth is #5 and Huston is #6. Don't forget San Antonio is there too (like #35 of 50).

      The GDP of Texas would be #11 in the world if it was a country of it's own.

      It's the second largest state (only Alaska is bigger) and it's the second in population (behind only California).

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    16. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      I recall watching a BBC documentary about a large town, in Africa IIRC, and people just slung their garbage in the river. Just dumped it all in. Human waste, glass, plastic, metal, everything. And the factories dumped pollutants like dyes and other assorted toxic materials in there too. Consequently the river downstream to this craphole was completely dead and covered floating garbage.

      al-Jazeera has an article up about a landfill in India. Originally designed to be no more than 20 meters high it is currently 65 meters high and has already killed people in an Idiocracy-style trash landslide. It's really rather mind blowing how things can get into a state like that so quickly.

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    17. Re: problem should be fought at the source by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      There's no point in working on cleaning up the plastics already in the deep ocean until we've addressed the much simpler and much bigger problem of the new plastics flow. If we expend great resources to solve the harder problem and clean up the whole ocean before we've stopped the new flow, the problem we solved will be right back where it was in a few years.

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    18. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Freischutz · · Score: 2

      Most of the plastic in the ocean comes from a handful of rivers. Put the giant trap in the mouths of those rivers, and you'll catch a lot more.

      Yet the plastic shaming is aimed at the US and Europe.

      Its like looking under a streetlamp for your lost keys when you know you didn't lose them there, but hey, the light's better.

      No it isn't, so stop playing a victim. Article after article and paper after paper points out that sampling has shown that the vast majority of the material in the Pacific garbage patches, for example, is generated by China and about 10 other Asian countries, here the US is in 20th place. Basically he is right, plugging those sources of garbage would solve a huge part of the problem. This does not mean that plastic shaming is misplaced since use-once-and-throw-away plastic packaging is a huge problem, the need to solve it is pretty urgent and there is nothing wrong with pressuring politicos and industry to do that.

    19. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Gavagai80 · · Score: 2

      There is no pile of garbage twice the size of Texas. There's an area twice the size of Texas that has a relatively high concentration of garbage, but if you're swimming in the middle of it odds are you can't spot a single piece of garbage at any given time. The actual mass of the great pacific garbage patch, according to the article, is a mere 87,000 tons.

      Anyway, the proposal was I believe about 60 booms. The first one is just the test. All unpowered, carried by natural currents, which isn't so bad when you realize that garbage is also unpowered so will generally go to the same places.

      The bigger problems are that this isn't addressing the source rivers and it's only skimming the surface of an ocean that's miles deep.

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    20. Re:problem should be fought at the source by careysub · · Score: 1

      While this is true, you also have to develop and demonstrate the plastic catching boom system.

      This boom is not being tested in the ideal location for maximum plastic removal, it is being tested where there is already a lot of plastic that needs to be removed. I don't see why this should be seen as a failure or a problem. If it works well, more can be deployed in other areas.

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    21. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      However a good start might be to require countries receiving foreign aid to demonstrate advances in sanitation and pollution control and hold them to it.

      Presently, unfortunately, the USA does the exact opposite: we deny foreign aid to any organization connected to abortions.

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    22. Re:problem should be fought at the source by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And this boom takes out just 70 tons of plastic per year and costs multiple millions. Seriously?

      Yes, Seriously: people are still profiting from being a source of plastic which finds its way into the oceans. They should be taxed to pay for all this plastic to be removed.

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    23. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Luthair · · Score: 1

      In fairness, our ancestors in North America and Europe did the same stuff, in some / many cases we still have sewers which overflow into the river and some cities near the oceans empty directly.

    24. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Gavagai80 · · Score: 2

      It's like asking a millionaire to keep his yard sanitary, even though the homeless guy by the river doesn't. When Europe was impoverished and industrializing it polluted a lot more too.

      Also, a significant fraction of the pollution in the developing world is from the manufacture of products for developed world consumption -- and so altering consumption can still change the market incentives and help that problem.

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    25. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's the second largest state (only Alaska is bigger)

      And if Texas doesn't stop bragging about how big it is, Alaska is going to divide itself in two and thus make Texas into the 3rd biggest state instead of the 2nd.

    26. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However a good start might be to require countries receiving foreign aid to

      The right answer is to stop giving them foreign aid. Either they gather the will to develop and move forward or they remain primitive savages, but you don't enable them to proliferate as technologically equipped savages.

    27. Re: problem should be fought at the source by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Unless you have some cunning plan or insight into why the world is going to quickly and massively decrease the amount of plastic waste getting into the oceans then it isn't pointless. This idea isn't going to get anywhere close to removing all the plastic from the Ocean's but it's naive to think that action is pointless unless it completely solves the issue when there is no plausible way the issue will be completely solved.

    28. Re:problem should be fought at the source by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      I recall watching a BBC documentary about a large town, in Africa IIRC, and people just slung their garbage in the river. Just dumped it all in. Human waste, glass, plastic, metal, everything. And the factories dumped pollutants like dyes and other assorted toxic materials in there too. Consequently the river downstream to this craphole was completely dead and covered floating garbage.

      I don't think there is an easy solution to this. However a good start might be to require countries receiving foreign aid to demonstrate advances in sanitation and pollution control and hold them to it.

      "Require"?

      You racist imperialist!

      Right. So, back to the technological solutions ...

    29. Re:problem should be fought at the source by N1AK · · Score: 2

      Y'all need to talk to the people that cause the problem, not scream at some guy in Nebraska who probably recycles plastic anyhow.

      The issue with this world view is that unless you have more to offer than talk how exactly do you expect to persuade poorer nations to change? The west got rich while creating massive pollution (and in many cases still pollutes more per person than countries like China). You can talk to them all you like, but they want to get wealthy to and a nation that already got wealthy while polluting telling them they need to do it differently isn't exactly persuasive. Now you could offer financial incentives so that nations that have already done a lot of polluting provide financial aid to help other countries avoid doing the same, but how popular do you think it would be if politicians were talking about giving billions to other nations to fund a decrease in environmental damage? Especially in the current climate where the leader of the biggest polluter per capita is decreasing regulation to protect the environment.

    30. Re:problem should be fought at the source by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Honestly, this sounds smart. Not as a 'don't-do-the-ocean-thing-now' but as a cheaper preventative.

      What rivers? Where should the traps go?

    31. Re:problem should be fought at the source by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      Are these people a little new? Did they consider that this net is also going to catch some plankton, fish, dolphins, turtles, etc?

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    32. Re:problem should be fought at the source by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Glass recycling is more about reducing raw material consumption/removal than saving energy.

    33. Re:problem should be fought at the source by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      Oh, and how are ships going to avoid this huge obstruction?

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    34. Re:problem should be fought at the source by wonkavader · · Score: 2

      If we can drive drown the price of robotics and drive up (this will happen naturally, unfortunately) the cost of raw materials, that garbage dump will turn into a mine. This really is the key -- monetize the garbage. When you can profit from your trash, you won't throw it in the river, and the developed nations will work to do a good job on recycling it en masse.

      Right now, garbage is not worth enough.

    35. Re:problem should be fought at the source by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's worse than THAT.

      https://www.usatoday.com/story...

    36. Re:problem should be fought at the source by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      This is crazy talk. Foreign aid is a really cheap way of influencing how countries develop. The key is not to stop giving them aid, it's to aid the things you like (birth control, small businesses, intelligent policing) and not aid the things you don't (military policing, expansionist armies, trade agreements with China, etc.).

      The key is to have a strong structure for negotiating and monitoring aid, rather than eviscerating the State Department based on nutty ideas about foreign aid not being cost-effective.

      As in: Let's sell all our investments that MAKE money and just horde cash. Cash is KING!

    37. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they consider that this net is also going to catch some plankton, fish, dolphins, turtles, etc?

      Yes, they did consider it. They think they solved the issue, but they will be closely monitoring this prototype to make sure their solution works.

    38. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

      Yes, we would. The greenies would hate it of course. I do have to wonder though if one could figure out a way to make the collection process slightly energy positive, so that in addition to being self-contained ocean cleaners, the surface support vehicles could also become emergency fueling stations.

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    39. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good start indeed! And as a presumptive world leader, the US might set a good example and enforce existing regulations against dumping all our mine tailings and cow shit into drinking water instead of dismantling them.

    40. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This observation points back to something that environmentally conscious people everywhere seem to miss, or ignore outright; only affluent (as compared to their social peers), educated people care about a clean environment. One can debate the point of 'can afford to' to a point, but the fact still remains, poor, uneducated people don't have cleanliness and waste control as a basic value.
      Education and attaching act/consequence linkages in peoples' minds can help, but only to a point; people have to be able to afford the effort/time/resources it takes to dispose of waste in environmentally responsible ways.
      When one has a choice between throwing waste in a river to be carried downstream, or burying it/incinerating it, that has to be weighed against using that time/resources to get a little more money or food.

      Thus, it really becomes obvious that the BEST way to get people to become concerned about their environment, is to make them affluent and educated enough that they have time/knowledge enough to give a damn about a clean environment and the consequences of a dirty/polluted environment.

      So. Next time an environmentalist or group stands against a project or development that will produce jobs in a depressed area, you need to think to yourself; do these people really have the best interest of the environment in mind, or are they standing in the way of jobs/progress/affluence for a very different reason?

    41. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you hear? Starbucks already took care of eliminating the problem at the source.

    42. Re:problem should be fought at the source by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In fairness, our ancestors in North America and Europe did the same stuff

      Yeah, before it was understood what a problem it was. What year is it?

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    43. Re:problem should be fought at the source by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's like asking a millionaire to keep his yard sanitary, even though the homeless guy by the river doesn't.

      It's exactly like that, which is why it's reasonable. The millionaire has a much larger yard, and has a lot more money to put stuff in his yard, so he can do a lot more damage.

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    44. Re: problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, mod informative and blow me down. I didn't see this in TFA

    45. Re:problem should be fought at the source by G00F · · Score: 1

      The problem with garbage being worth anything, is that with technology we use less resources in creating things.

      There is so little of things of value, all mixed tightly together and with things of less value.

      Not just things made smaller, but old electronics had gold plate, now if gold is used, its like 5-10 atoms thick.

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    46. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Solandri · · Score: 1

      It was engineered to clean up the garbage patches. Not as a permanent solution to garbage in the ocean.

      Cleaning up the garbage patches is pointless. If there's a net influx of garbage into the seas, the garbage patch will just form again the moment you stop cleaning it.

      It's like paying off the credit cards of someone who refuses to reduce their monthly spending to a level their income can support. Paying off their debt doesn't improve their situation - they'll just end up in debt again because their spending patterns haven't changed. In fact you make their behavior even worse by enabling them to rack up more debt - at least with the old debt on their cards, they'd eventually run into their credit limit and be prohibited from making additional purchases. (Analogous to countries dumping garbage into rivers being pressured by bad publicity to stop the behavior because of all the garbage piling up in these gyres. If those gyres are suddenly clean, the problem "appears" to be solved, and the pressure to stop dumping disappears.)

    47. Re: problem should be fought at the source by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Most of the plastic in the oceans comes from dirty fithly people that don't dispose of it properly. Plastic that goes in a bin and ends up in landfill while not as ideal as being recycled is not actually that harmful to the environment. Its the filthy dirty people that litter the place when they have finish using it that are the problem. Personally I plan on going lifetime negative on plastic disposedmof inappropriately by the end of the year. Mostly because it is a very small amount to begin with and a couple of trips to the local beach should see me harvest substantially more than that which can then be taken home and disposed of properly.

    48. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Most of the plastic in the ocean comes from a handful of rivers. Put the giant trap in the mouths of those rivers, and you'll catch a lot more.

      Yet the plastic shaming is aimed at the US and Europe.

      Its like looking under a streetlamp for your lost keys when you know you didn't lose them there, but hey, the light's better.

      No it isn't, so stop playing a victim. Article after article and paper after paper points out that sampling has shown that the vast majority of the material in the Pacific garbage patches, for example, is generated by China and about 10 other Asian countries, here the US is in 20th place. Basically he is right, plugging those sources of garbage would solve a huge part of the problem. This does not mean that plastic shaming is misplaced since use-once-and-throw-away plastic packaging is a huge problem, the need to solve it is pretty urgent and there is nothing wrong with pressuring politicos and industry to do that.

      Sorry muchacho - chillaxe if you would. I was agreeing with him to an extent, but noting that the efforts have largely been aimed at banning straws and other virtue signaling efforts in places that are not the problem. I get UN notices about this, and yes, they spend a whole lot of time trying to make people feel good about abandoning plastic straws and cutting trees down instead.

      An analogy, if I might. Here in the Northeast of the US, we have a lot of water (we're undergoing flooding as we speak) almost all of the time. There is almost never a need to conserve water, because it gets recycled via natural pathways. And we get much rain, and it is very green here.

      People in California have a much different problem. There is not enough water in their ecosystem to support the number of people living there without constant conservation efforts. No amount of my conservation will help the people in California in water matters, even if they sometimes get angry at me if I water my lawn or wash my car, or take long showers.

      Solve problems by means that will solve them, not feel-good measures.

      Anyhow, my thoughts on traps are that they are stop gap. The people in these places need to start appreciating the art of recycling, which makes a more permanent solution.

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    49. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Y'all need to talk to the people that cause the problem, not scream at some guy in Nebraska who probably recycles plastic anyhow.

      The issue with this world view is that unless you have more to offer than talk how exactly do you expect to persuade poorer nations to change?

      I've already addressed this in some other posts, but I'll try to do a listing here.

      One of my ground rules is when working a problem, I insist on working the problem.

      So the problem is that there are ten specific and known rivers that are putting over 90 percent of the plastic that ends up in the pacing and Atlantic Gyres.

      The problem is also that after abrading or other decomposition, the plastic ends up in sea life.

      The answer to the problem is to reduce the amount of plastic that ends up in the ocean.

      The way to do this is to interrupt the waste stream at it's source, not on a different continent.

      Use human factors. Have people make some money to support themselves and their families. These places have people living on the brink, and who will be willing to invest the effort if it helps them feed their families. Might be a helpful way to bootstrap into a higher standard of living.

      Now some people might feel good that they are reducing the amount of plastic by an almost immesurable amount. Does this solve the problem? No it does not.

      Does your shaming solve the problem? It not only does not solve the problem - it puts you on an adversarial collision course with the very people you demand solve the problem. You are worse than worthless.

      But hey, if banning plastic straws allows you to sleep at night as you signal your virtue to the world, then start a paper straw factory, and embrace the trees that you cut down right before the guys with the chain saws fell them.

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    50. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It's like asking a millionaire to keep his yard sanitary, even though the homeless guy by the river doesn't. When Europe was impoverished and industrializing it polluted a lot more too.

      Also, a significant fraction of the pollution in the developing world is from the manufacture of products for developed world consumption -- and so altering consumption can still change the market incentives and help that problem.

      Well, looks like the feelgood virtue signaling folks are in lockstep with President Trump. If we simply do not purchase our terrible plastic goods that we are using to destroy the earth - then thes oppressed third world countries will not sell them to us, and all will be in harmony. And the third world countries will enjoy a better life.

      Just a question though. If this plastic that third world countries put into the ocean is the result of making plastic goods for the USA - how are they getting it back to put in to the ocean? Seems.......odd.

      Anyhow - your support of Trump's tarriffs is acknowledged. Who knew?

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    51. Re:problem should be fought at the source by sad_ · · Score: 1

      Agree, but the plastic in the oceans is there now and not going away soon.
      At this point we need both solutions!

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    52. Re: problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heil Hitlary!

      Down with the American working class! Dismantle the industrial base! Long live the financial oligarchy!

      Heil Hitlary!

    53. Re: problem should be fought at the source by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Don't get irony, eh?

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    54. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Texas is big and has the worst Senator, Ted Cruz.

    55. Re:problem should be fought at the source by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      yeah, we get it , you hate the other team. So you had to bring your idea into a discussion about cleaning up plastics that used the state as a size reference.
      Bravo.

    56. Re:problem should be fought at the source by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod point to give, as you make two very good points
      1-Many people can't seem to realize that doing little useless things is worse than doing nothing, as it keeps you from making actual, valuable changes. either through the time/effort involved, or just the whole "I did my good deed for the day" attitude.
      2- Shaming/insulting those whose actions you wish to change is also worse than doing nothing, as you make them actively refuse to work with you.

    57. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Luthair · · Score: 1
    58. Re:problem should be fought at the source by N1AK · · Score: 1

      One of my ground rules is when working a problem, I insist on working the problem.

      But are you actually working on this problem or just complaining about the actions of others while theorising about an unworkable solution? Because if you're just doing the latter then you're doing even less than someone whose only response so far has been to use less plastic straws; but if saying they're the problem makes you feel better about your own lack of action then there's nothing I can do to stop you.

    59. Re:problem should be fought at the source by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      One of my ground rules is when working a problem, I insist on working the problem.

      But are you actually working on this problem or just complaining about the actions of others while theorising about an unworkable solution? Because if you're just doing the latter then you're doing even less than someone whose only response so far has been to use less plastic straws; but if saying they're the problem makes you feel better about your own lack of action then there's nothing I can do to stop you.

      Well now, that's an interesting concept. My solution involves educating the people who are the exact cause of the problem, if possible motivating them by allowing them to gain some re-numeration, and perhaps lifting themselves out of dire poverty. Could be seeded via the UN - who is already doing work in that direction. Could be funded by well meaning people. Perhaps eventually be self sustaining.

      But your concept of essentially telling me to STFU because I'm not personally involved - you don't even know what things I am involved in - just to fuel you and some people's latter-day crypto Calvinist drive to assuage your feelings of guilt because you have been inculcated to believe passionately that there is no problem on earth that isn't the fault of White Americans. I hate to bust up and trample your narrative, but no, not all problems are their fault.

      Which is crypto-Calvinist because while at base, you blame yourself - or white 'Murricans if you are a person of color - but demand to make yourself feel good with silly and useless symbolic geegaws.

      Because let's face it, pointless symbolic measures that do not one thing but make you feel better about yourself while doing nothing about a real problem is pretty narcissistic. The important question is why you feel bad about yourself in the first place. Carrying conflicting impulses like that is not good for the soul.

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  3. Net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I call it the Burns Omni Net. It sweeps the sea clean.

    Isn't the prime issue in any cleanup that the vast majority of the plastic is small pieces. A net to catch those little pieces will have bycatch.

  4. Developed nations are responsible for this mess by bogaboga · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This may not really help with cleanup but we can at least agree that developed nations are 100% responsible for this plastic mess.

    Sadly, these same nations preach to the developing ones about the "need to protect the environment."

    Huh!!

    1. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by religionofpeas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of the plastic comes from India and China. I'll let you argue about their development.

    2. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What mess? Plastic is inert. It literally doesn’t matter how much we dump in the ocean.

    3. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Sadly, these same nations preach to the developing ones about the "need to protect the environment."

      Well, in the case of plastic, it could be seen as "learn from our mistakes, manage waste from the beginning", no?

    4. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What mess? Plastic is inert. It literally doesn’t matter how much we dump in the ocean.

      Found the moron who doesn't even understand why we're here having this conversation.

    5. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Most of the plastic comes from India and China

      and the so-called developed nations (a) started it and (b) are doing their best to keep it running. Where do you think most of the crap at WalMart is coming from? Exactly.

      That's "exporting pollution".

      Wise up before spewing nonsense.

    7. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. I'm as liberal as they come, but even I can acknowledge that most of this pollution comes form developing countries. In fact, 60% of it comes from just 5 third and second world countries in East/southeast Asia. A large proportion of the rest comes from underveloped countries in Africa, South America, and Central Asia where cheap Chinese packaging is exported en masse.

      Essentially it comes down to this: developed countriess tend to have things like working incinerators and capped landfills. Developing countries tend to just chuck stuff in the nearest river.

    8. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      What mess? Plastic is inert. It literally doesn’t matter how much we dump in the ocean.

      Even when you’rel lucky enough to get plastic that stays inert in seatwer, which eats into almost everything, it will still get mechanically ground into tiny pieces. Then these get into the food chain.

    10. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      This may not really help with cleanup but we can at least agree that developed nations are 100% responsible for this plastic mess.

      Those developed nations where you were sending your first world garbage? Is that the developed nations you're talking about?

    11. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      This may not really help with cleanup but we can at least agree that developed nations are 100% responsible for this plastic mess.

      Are you sure about that? Most developed nations are pretty good about getting the plastic either recycled or into a landfill. It's the undeveloped nations that do not have the proper sanitation where a majority of marine plastic originates. Also, somewhat surprisingly, undeveloped nations tend to use a lot single use plastic products because they are cheaper. Many of these plastic products might be designed in developed countries and developed countries are also indirectly involved as their technology is used to both extract the oil in the middle east and manufacture the products in china but the developed countries themselves are not the ones allowing the plastic to get into the waterways.

    12. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Where do you think most of the crap at WalMart is coming from? Exactly.

      WalMart is not the one telling the manufacturers to dump their garbage in the rivers.

      Besides, check google images for "plastic garbage rivers", and you'll see that it's a lot of plastic bottles and bags, not manufacturing waste.

    13. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      This may not really help with cleanup but we can at least agree that developed nations are 100% responsible for this plastic mess.

      This is as wrong as it gets. Exactly where did you get that idea?

      I know the UN has been putting out a lot of information that is trying to walk a tightrope, but with implied blame being white Usians. But they know exactly where the problem's sources are, And they aren't here.

      Fact is, as much fun as it is to blame everything on us, it takes cognitive dissonance worthy of a senile Fox viewer to blame the problem on who they are trying to blame it on.

      It doesn't fit their racial narrative, because the people doing this are not "white" whatever that is.

      Which is screwed up, because it is a problem of people being disgusting filthy pigs, not a problem of skin pigmentation.

      So if you like, scream at that guy in Nebraska because he's at fault in your world. But don't you dare pick on the people throwing that plastic in rivers they use as a trash dumps.

      Just don't expect any results. He's not the problem.

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    14. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No but developed nations seemed okay with shipping all their plastic trash to China or Asia, knowing very well that e.g. China's recycling capabilities could not handle it, and therefore plastic trash was flowing into the rivers instead. China was taking in almost 60% of plastic trash imports from other countries at some point. Now that they stop allowing the import of unsorted useless plastic trash from countries, many developed countries are complaining and looking for the another undeveloped country to become their trash dump, rather than dealing with the problem themselves.

    15. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by houghi · · Score: 1

      WalMart is also not the one telling them not to, yet they know it is happening. They instead say "We want it 1 cent cheaper." and that results in the companies eother losing that business or doing the cleanup.

      So WalMart is an enabeler. Remember it wasn't Nike that employed the kids. Hiding behind am other company is nice, but does not make it morally OK.

      The fact that it is legal in said countries does not really matter. If they wanted, they could demand it. They decide not to demand that.

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    16. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      1000 times no. You're not INVESTING. You're cash hording.

      When the US and other developed nations start paying for better packaging that is
          fetishized elsewhere
          produced for export in those target countries
          a target for developing cheaper manufacturing processes
      all of these come together to make India's trash look more like what we want to see. It also makes it easier for us to point to the trash and say "all of this is unacceptable -- look at what we do."

      You need to invest to make the world you want and to reap the profits. Who do you think is going to sell them the machines to make those packages?!?!? Who is going to make money on the patents? And who would otherwise have to pay for the cleanup? Who cares about being able to eat fish without plastic in it. US, US, US.

      Sit on your pile of paper and watch it diminish in value or spend it wisely to make more? Only an idiot picks the first.

    17. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Right, so packaging needs to become a foreign aid talking point.

    18. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, WalMart is the one telling them not to raise their prices or else they'll switch suppliers, oh and also make sure there's good robust easy to stack packaging around everything. They are completely indifferent to the manufacturing process, all they care about is the bottom line.

    19. Re:Developed nations are responsible for this mess by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      95% of ocean plastic comes from Africa and Asia. Look it up. Only 1% comes from the US. Were you intentionally trolling here?

  5. 2,000ft boon for 2x size of Texas patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of dozens they will need thousands.

    1. Re:2,000ft boon for 2x size of Texas patch by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      That's later, when we figure out how to make money from what they pick up.

  6. Gentrification! by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    Gentrification! How dare you destroy the authentic "vibrance" of that garbage patch!!

  7. Great if it works; good luck to them by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    But I'm skeptical, as are some of the experts cited in the BBC article, I mean the GPGP is really, really big - 1.6 million square kilometers.
    Gonna take a lot to clean that up...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  8. Sounds like a good start by bobstreo · · Score: 2

    but with 5 billion new pounds of plastic ending up in the Pacific every year, they're gonna need a whole lot more booms.

    Apparently there is also a large plastic presence in the Atlantic in addition to the East and West Pacific gyres.

    1. Re:Sounds like a good start by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      They have a kickstarter for that. For only $20,000 you can even have the boom named after you!

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    2. Re:Sounds like a good start by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Funny

      but with 5 billion new pounds of plastic ending up in the Pacific every year, they're gonna need a whole lot more booms.

      It will be a booming business.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    3. Re:Sounds like a good start by maroberts · · Score: 1

      but with 5 billion new pounds of plastic ending up in the Pacific every year, they're gonna need a whole lot more booms.

      It will be a booming business.

      Boom! Tish!

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      Karma: Chameleon

  9. Bad At Maths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Eight million tons of plastic is dumped into the Pacific every year, mostly by third-world countries. This floating boom is estimated to collect 150,000lb (68 tons) a year. So to stand still, you'd need 8000000/68 of them, i.e. 117,647 multimillion-dollar floating booms. Let's be generous and say they cost $2m each. That's $235,294,118,000.

    As there are 195 countries in the world, it would be cheaper and far more effective to use that $235bn so that each country in the world runs a $1bn campaign to recycle/replace all plastic. Though considering that most of the plastic comes from just 10 countries...

    1. Re: Bad At Maths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just put the Rucker across three rivers in china, one in Vietnam and 2 in India and its fixed.

    2. Re:Bad At Maths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Better to curse the darkness than lighting a candle."

    3. Re: Bad At Maths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Sloshdat. Donâ(TM)t confuse everyone with facts.

    4. Re:Bad At Maths by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      Eight million tons of plastic is dumped into the Pacific every year, mostly by third-world countries. This floating boom is estimated to collect 150,000lb (68 tons) a year. So to stand still, you'd need 8000000/68 of them, i.e. 117,647 multimillion-dollar floating booms. Let's be generous and say they cost $2m each. That's $235,294,118,000.

      As there are 195 countries in the world, it would be cheaper and far more effective to use that $235bn so that each country in the world runs a $1bn campaign to recycle/replace all plastic. Though considering that most of the plastic comes from just 10 countries...

      No, a global campaign to minimise the use of packaging plastic and recycle what cannot be done away with would only be a good start. One way to do that would be to float the idea to slap tariffs on the products of polluter countries (which should play well in the current White House) unless they clean up their act over a given grace period. Once the flow of plastic has been drastically reduced it will still be necessary to clean up the oceans. It is utterly impractical to send the bill for the clean up to these 10 countries however culpable they may be since most of them could ill afford the cleanup according to your numbers so the cleanup would never get done. It is, however, in everybody's interest to invest in such an ocean cleanup since we harvest the oceans for food and it's generally not a good idea to dump garbage into your food supply.

    5. Re:Bad At Maths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice candle, thanks. But I'm still mad at the fucking darkness!

    6. Re:Bad At Maths by houghi · · Score: 1

      One thing does not exclude the other.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    7. Re:Bad At Maths by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Not only will it only collect up to 68 tons a year, but it will also use quite a few tons of fuel doing that, causing pollution. Plus the pollution cost of making and one day scrapping the thing. Is this really a good trade-off, or a feel-good measure?

    8. Re:Bad At Maths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a prototype.

  10. Sigh by Falconhell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its a drop in the ocean. :(

    1. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. The solution to pollution is dilution!

  11. Re: Developed nations are responsible for this mes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like a scientist! I believe!

  12. No, not inert. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  13. Curious by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    I wonder how Hurricane resistant their design is. . . .

    1. Re:Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's in the Pacific, so it doesn't need to worry about hurricanes.

    2. Re:Curious by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      It's in the Pacific, so it doesn't need to worry about hurricanes.

      Instead, it has to worry about typhoons. Except it won't "worry" about them. It will just break, or end up on the roof of some poor Hawaiian's house.

  14. One question by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

    What's it made of?

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    Those who do not learn from commit history are doomed to regress it.
    1. Re:One question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It floats, so it must be made of witches.

    2. Re:One question by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

      But ducks also float.

      --
      Those who do not learn from commit history are doomed to regress it.
    3. Re:One question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But ducks also float.

      That's because they are all the spawn of Lucifer, every last quacking one of them.

    4. Re:One question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      witches only float because they are made of wood. so the proper answer is that it is made of wood.

    5. Re:One question by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      or a small rock?

  15. Plus or minus help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it breaks up or becomes entangled, this gadget could end up adding more plastic than it removes.

    The low hanging fruit is the source rivers.
    This is more a feel good stunt.

    1. Re:Plus or minus help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      49% of the patch is made up of discarded fishing nets...

    2. Re:Plus or minus help? by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      You would think that portion of it would actually be relatively easy to clean up. Patience and robotic determination (and some dangling hooks) could snag those with a lot less pushing of water out of the way. Grant you, that's going to get/kill a lot of fish, but I presume these floating nets are still getting fish, too.

      Bottles, straws, etc. have got to be a lot harder to control, snag, collect, etc.

    3. Re:Plus or minus help? by jbengt · · Score: 1

      These aren't nets.

  16. They are finally cleaning up from themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good to see Americans have finally started spending a bit more money on cleaning up their shit, and less money on buying new shit and flushing it out in the sea.

    1. Re: They are finally cleaning up from themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America is the source of 1% of ocean trash.

      So... American ingenuity and charity is being deployed to clean up the rest of the world's waste problem.

      Please Stop trying to make American good-guys into the bad guys. Yes, we enjoy American Privileges because we've created the most prosperity for the most people in the world for 5 generations.
      From that, we can afford to be the most charitable. And we are affecting positive change here. Why criticize?

    2. Re: They are finally cleaning up from themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You are responsible for the vast, mindless over-consumption of single-use plastics and products with micro-beads, and the dumb, obstinate refusal to recycle your garbage. Stop carrying yourself as some saint with your bullshit talk of charity. You are DONE shifting your blame onto others and accusing them of the problems YOU have caused.

      And ingenuity? You mean the kind that stands on the shoulders of millions of first generation immigrants who came on H1B visas to carry the tech sector for you? THAT kind of American ingenuity?

      Nevertheless, it's good to see that there is finally some positive action from your side on environmental issues.

    3. Re: They are finally cleaning up from themselves by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Well, as long as you used a forceful No, then I should believe you.
      NO. You're the moron referred to earlier, who seems to feel if he screams enough at people they'll see the light, self flagellate to an appropriate level, declare you omnipotent, and do what you say. Instead of actually attempting a solution.
      So my answer is: Screw you, in your honor I think I'll go buy a few more things wrapped in plastic. I don't really want to, but your jerky attitude makes me want to flip you the bird.

  17. drop in the bucket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In 2016 an estimated 8,000,000 metric tons of plastic made its way into the ocean.

    http://theconversation.com/far-more-microplastics-floating-in-oceans-than-thought-51974

    Given these "traps" collect 75 tons, they'll need to release 1066 traps to collect 1% of the oceans surface plastic..

    Seems like an exercise in futility.

  18. Lewis Carroll Didditt! ;) by Mnemennth · · Score: 2

    [RANDOM MODE]

    "...If seven maids with seven mops
    Swept it for half a year,
    Do you suppose,' the Walrus said,
    That they could get it clear?'
    I doubt it,' said the Carpenter,
    And shed a bitter tear..."

    [/RANDOM MODE]

    mnem
    https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43914/the-walrus-and-the-carpenter-56d222cbc80a9

  19. Re:Yes, at the source! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    As you do this, your have probably noticed how light and bulky recyclable material is compared to what gets trashed. It largely consists of containers and packaging. Separating this at the source would really cut into our landfill problem.

  20. Wrong math. That's not the point by raymorris · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Over 40,000 peoppe got to feel good while giving Boyan Slat $33 million and making him famous. A win for them and a win for him.

    It's like donating at a dinner where Al Gore speaks about the environment. Donors feel good writing checks that cover the cost of the 200 gallons per hour of jet fuel burned in Gore's Lear jet to get him there. Donors feel good because he said "green" fourteen times, Gore gets to jet set around in a Lear jet. Win win.

  21. `Use surface matting algae by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seeding areas of open ocean with nutrients that promote the rapid growth of sutrface algae has been suggested as a way of sequestering atmospheric and ocean-dissolved CO2. The Pacific gyre would already be an ideal place to do this, because nutrient and algae would be held in the gyre by surface circulation, rather than being scattered.

    Suppose we seed with one of the algal species that forms surface mats while it grows, with some closely matched nutrient that promotes temporary explosive growth of it? As it grows, a surface mat would entrain whatever is floating there. When it dies and sinks, it would pull down trash and particles floating near the surface. As a bonus, such a mat would kill and pull down a lot of fish under it - the fish that have been ingesting the plastic micro particles associated with the trash. We don’t want those fish to stay in the food chain.

    We need more technological hubris. It’s the only way to solve the really big problems.

    1. Re: `Use surface matting algae by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Technology hubris is a good thing, agreed. But you don't want the plastic dropping down. You want it near the top where it can be collected. Plastic on the bottom is out of sight out of mind, but still an issue.

      Could we instead pick up the mats and monetize them somehow?

    2. Re: `Use surface matting algae by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      No, you want the plastic dropping to abyssal depths, where the ongoing rain of biological debris will bury it, until geology turns it back into coal.

    3. Re: `Use surface matting algae by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Seeding areas of open ocean with nutrients that promote the rapid growth of sutrface algae has been suggested as a way of sequestering atmospheric and ocean-dissolved CO2.

      Unfortunately, increased UV has driven most oceanic algaes to the subsurface, where they do a lot less respiration.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  22. Maybe people should stop drinking bottled water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did people start drinking so much bottled water. when i was a kid there was a water fountain everywhere. and i can remember taking a break from playing with my friends and drinking out of someones garden hose, we just passed around and everybody got a drink. i was probably about 20 years old or older the first time i drank bottled water. I see people at walmart filling carts with cases of bottled water and somtimes i think of suggesting they buy a water filter. i have an aluminum battole that i fill every day before i leave the house. I bring my own reusable bags to the grocery store so i dont have to use their plastic bags.

    1. Re:Maybe people should stop drinking bottled water by ledow · · Score: 1

      I saw a study once that said you have to re-use a "bag for life" (the sturdy reusable palstic bags) over 178 times before it's actually economically / ecologically viable over just making thin disposable plastic bags. For a shopping bag, that's probably, what... several years of usage?

      I imagine the aluminium bottle is similar.

      That said, why people are drinking bottled water at all over what comes out of the tap, or just refilling those same bottles from... say... a 50l bottle of the same water... Isn't that what water-coolers were for?

    2. Re:Maybe people should stop drinking bottled water by godrik · · Score: 1

      > That said, why people are drinking bottled water at all over what comes out of the tap, or just refilling those same bottles from... say... a 50l bottle of the same water... Isn't that what water-coolers were for?

      Tap water in many region of the world is just bad. In the US, in the two cities I have lived so far, tap water is processed in a way that makes it taste awful. So, I understand why people are not drinking tap water. I filter mine and that seems to fix the taste problem. But boiling does not seem to improve the taste (coffee out of unfiltered tap water at my home is undrinkable for instance, while doing it from filtered water is fine).

      So, while there are options other than purely bottled water, they make some sort of sense.

      And that's before talking about regions where tap water is just not safe. We talked about Flint, Michigan a few years ago, but there are other regions that have just as bad water as that.

  23. who pays the bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sending the bill to those 6 Asian nations responsible for 99 44/100% of the pollution?

  24. Re: Yes, at the source! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, at the source, the factory in China. Just deliver everything in a brown paper wrapper.

  25. Re:Yes, at the source! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evidently you are not aware that garbage is driven over, endlessly, by front-end loaded like vehicles with massive spiked wheels.

    Light fluffy stuff compresses, dude.

  26. Solve the problems that can be solved by sjbe · · Score: 2

    I'm more of an environmentalist than most in here, but banning plastic straws in 'Murrica is virtue signalling, and the problem being caused by "white privilege" is about as wrong as you can get.

    Reducing use of plastic straws is nothing more than solving a problem that can be solved. Sure there probably is some virtue signalling and other stuff too but that doesn't mean it isn't a problem or that we shouldn't bother. Nobody who knows what they are talking about is claiming it is the biggest source of plastic pollution. It's a relatively small part of the problem but if we can mitigate that waste stream then we damn well should. Plastic straws are merely low hanging fruit so pick it while we can.

    1. Re: Solve the problems that can be solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have an easy replacement with paper straws, and theyâ(TM)re small enough to be generally unrecylable. Ditching them is a good idea.

    2. Re:Solve the problems that can be solved by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Plastic straws are merely low hanging fruit so pick it while we can.

      There is plenty of fruit that's even lower and bigger. Plastic grocery bags for instance.

    3. Re:Solve the problems that can be solved by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      And that's been/being done. Some municipalities require stores to charge for bags. Usage is down and reuse of those purchased is up because they now are seen to have a cost/value.

      Plastic microbeads have been largely banned in cosmetics. And so now straws. Keep looking for low hanging fruit. Find/attack all of it.

      And when that mass of trash they collect comes back, look through it to see what's non-obvious but something we can eliminate/reduce. (The pile they bring back will not really be clean data -- it will be what they can collect, not what is out there per se but it's still data.)

    4. Re: Solve the problems that can be solved by reanjr · · Score: 1

      In San Diego, dozens of people have died from a Hep outbreak which was traced back to the fee on bags, which were previously being used by the homeless to safely dispose of feces.

      How many people have plastic straws killed?

      There are unintended consequences to decisions like this. They are usually bad consequences for people, because the people - when they had the freedom to choose - chose the status quo.

    5. Re:Solve the problems that can be solved by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's a relatively small part of the problem but if we can mitigate that waste stream then we damn well should. Plastic straws are merely low hanging fruit so pick it while we can.

      I would say that plastic straws are the six-pack rings of the 2010s, except that six-pack rings are still here and still killing wildlife so they are the six-pack rings of the 2010s. Still, plastic straws seem to have a disproportionate effect on sea life, so it seems reasonable to prioritize them. Yes, I cut up my six-pack rings, and I prefer glass in cardboard to aluminum cans (yum, plastic liner!) in six-pack rings anyhow.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    6. Re: Solve the problems that can be solved by jbengt · · Score: 1
      The lack of toilet facilities for the homeless cannot be blamed on reusing plastic bags.
      anyway

      About 1,400 people visit the emergency room every year due to injuries from drinking straws. The majority of incidents involve young children and lacerations to the mouth, abrasions to the cornea, or insertions into the ear and nose. A common scenario involves a child falling with a straw or poking a sibling.
      Although similar injuries occur with adults, the more typical instances are poking an eye or nose when drinking from the rim of a glass and forgetting about the straw in the drink, when out at a restaurant or bar.

    7. Re: Solve the problems that can be solved by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      I have not seen a six pack ring or similar here in the UK for a very long time now. They all come in cardboard, though there was a news article on the BBC in the last week about gluing them together instead. The glue breaks as you twist the cans or something

    8. Re: Solve the problems that can be solved by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I have not seen a six pack ring or similar here in the UK for a very long time now.

      Well, this is Merica. My hippie stevia natural uncolored soda comes in them. I like the glue idea, though.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re: Solve the problems that can be solved by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      They have an easy replacement with paper straws, and theyâ(TM)re small enough to be generally unrecylable. Ditching them is a good idea.

      Perhaps there can be gourmet paper straws made from rain forest wood. Ducking now.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    10. Re:Solve the problems that can be solved by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Reducing use of plastic straws is nothing more than solving a problem that can be solved.

      Explain how the US banning plastic straws solves the problem of Africa and China polluting the ocean with their plastic?

      As much as I think about it, it just doesn't.

      Sure there probably is some virtue signalling and other stuff too but that doesn't mean it isn't a problem or that we shouldn't bother.

      I'd be all in favor of making posession and use of plastic straws a crime if I owned a facility that makes paper straws. Then again - why do we not ban straws altogether? Less trees cut down you know. You do care about the trees dont you?

      Nobody who knows what they are talking about is claiming it is the biggest source of plastic pollution.

      The problem isn't people who know what they are talking about. The problem is the cynical manipulation of people who have been trained to think that they are inherently evil because 'Murrica, and that if they only do something or another they will be saving the planet. So strange the streak of Calvinism in some modern folk.

      The only result of banning plastic straws will be increased demand and profit for paper straw makers, more trees cut to make the paper straws, and people who feel good about themselves.

      It's a relatively small part of the problem but if we can mitigate that waste stream then we damn well should. Plastic straws are merely low hanging fruit so pick it while we can.

      So you don't really care about actually solving the problem do you? Trying to solve the problems of plastic in the ocean by banning something that won't end up there is something that makes no sense at all to me.

      I get UN alerts about this issue, and rather than banning plastic straws that won't make a bit of difference, if I were on the project, I would try to use methods that attempt to stop the waste plastic flow where it is. They have had a few efforts that work the problem at the source, but too much is spent on making people who aren't the problem feel oh so good about themselves

      Okay, we have China and Africa. We know the specific rivers. In order of pollution: Yangtze River, Indus River, Yellow River, Hai River, Nile River, The Ganges, Pearl River, Heilong River, Niger River, Mekong River. The top ten, responsible for over 90 percent of the problem.

      So here in the US (I didn't notice any US rivers on that list, did you?) banning plastic straws will make effectively no impact at all on the problem.

      People in those specific places must learn about recycling. Shaming might help with the Chinese - almost certainly better than the 'Murrican shaming at any rate.

      Africa is a different subject altogether. Here's a partial solution. UN sets up plastic recycling plants near the ocean outlet of the rivers. Then we have the labor source. In Egypt, one Christian sect - the Coptics, have a tradition of scavenging at landfills.

      Pay them for plastic retrieved from the rivers. Jump start it with UN money, or perhaps even donations from people here in 'Murrica. Start there.

      I suspect that after China becomes the undisputed main source of plastic pollution, and with a constant reminder of that, they might decide that they too want to clean up their act.

      Regardless, it is an attempt to actually address the problem, not make people feel good about themselves.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  27. Burns Omni-net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sweeps the sea clean!

  28. Will never catch micro or nano scale plastics by La+Gris · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Tiny fragments of plastics are not going to be caught by such floating device.
    The big chunks of plastic visible at the surface are only a fraction of the amount of plastic in the ocean.
    The tiny bits of plastic are ingested by sea life and pollute all the food chain.
    I know no solution for this other than stop using oil based plastics as disposable material entirely. But this device is not going to solve anything. At best it will hides the issue if it can remove the large and visible plastic chunks.

    --
    Léa Gris
    1. Re:Will never catch micro or nano scale plastics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in a few years won't the big bits be a million or so small bits? Or is that not how it works, are all the small bits fragments of fleece etc?

    2. Re:Will never catch micro or nano scale plastics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I read the story and a couple others to see how bad the problem is.
      92% of the plastic is large pieces, you are wrong.
      It amounts to 1 pound per square mile, and most of it being large means a milk crate a mile from any other piece is how dense it is.

      I was wondering why I never saw photos of this horrible thing, and after looking at details, a photo would be a photo of the ocean with a hard hat floating in it.
      Keep up the lies. You have me convinced you don't actually care because you haven't even spent 5 minutes looking up details.

    3. Re:Will never catch micro or nano scale plastics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh. you don't get money forever if you SOLVE the problem.
      You just need some feelgood might sorta kinda works a little bit and you have a job for life.

    4. Re:Will never catch micro or nano scale plastics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You throw all your trash into your yard since you can't collect 100% of every piece on your property and get it to the dump, correct?

      It's better that we collect ZERO garbage instead of SOME garbage. That's what our grandpas used to say!

    5. Re:Will never catch micro or nano scale plastics by strikethree · · Score: 1

      You said:

      Tiny fragments of plastics are not going to be caught by such floating device.

      The summary said:

      The boom has an impenetrable skirt that hangs nearly 10 feet below to catch smaller pieces of plastic.

      Assuming the word 'impenetrable' means what its says it means, it will catch pieces of plastic as small as a single molecule. Technically, it will catch atoms too, but atoms can not be considered 'plastic'.

      --
      "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
  29. Strawman argument (pun intended) by sjbe · · Score: 0

    Not to mention banning straws is actively fucking over people without the motor-skills necessary to drink from a glass.

    Nobody is banning straws. They are attempting to reduce the number of disposable plastic straws used because we don't actually need them and they cause a unnecessary waste problem. Plastic straws will still remain a product but you'll have to ask for them. Paper straws work just fine. Hell, people that need them can have metal straws if they prefer. Nobody is proposing eliminating straws but you keep arguing against stuff that isn't actually happening. Nobody who needs a straw will be "fucked over".

    We must ban .03 percent of the garbage patch instead of fixing the recycling process so they can be recycled.

    So we should keep polluting with plastic straws just because they aren't the biggest source of pollution? That's a rather stupid plan.

    Fucking liberals...

    Retarded anonymous cowards.

    1. Re:Strawman argument (pun intended) by religionofpeas · · Score: 0

      So we should keep polluting with plastic straws just because they aren't the biggest source of pollution? That's a rather stupid plan.

      No, it's actually a smart plan. Start with biggest polluters that can be removed for the smallest cost.

    2. Re:Strawman argument (pun intended) by arth1 · · Score: 2

      No, it's actually a smart plan. Start with biggest polluters that can be removed for the smallest cost.

      That's linear thinking. Measures can be done in parallel; there's no need to not do A because B is more important.

    3. Re:Strawman argument (pun intended) by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Measures can be done in parallel; there's no need to not do A because B is more important.

      Yes, sounds good, except they aren't being done in parallel. People get rid of straws, and then feel so good about themselves that they stop.

    4. Re:Strawman argument (pun intended) by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Not to mention banning straws is actively fucking over people without the motor-skills necessary to drink from a glass.

      Nobody is banning straws. .

      Correction: http://www.foxnews.com/politic... https://www.nytimes.com/2018/0... https://www.fastcompany.com/40...

      Yes, there is a lot ov virtue signaling going on, while the countries that are doing the actual plastic pollution continue unabated.

      For me, it is a matter of whether we want to pat ourselves on the back, perhaps give out friend of the earth trophies, or actually fix the problem.

      Banning plastic straws in the US is simply not going to accomplish anything.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  30. lol plastic in the Ocean? by Maritz · · Score: 0

    This is Slashdot, I very much doubt if anyone here believes that there is any so-called 'plastic' in any so-called 'ocean'. It's clearly a fake-news liberal hippy conspiracy to raise taxes and take away guns. And even if there was, it's not a problem, and the ocean should be paying us for the fucking plastic.

    --
    I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
    1. Re:lol plastic in the Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boring Troll.
      This is what Slashdot has become.
      Very Sad.
      Bigly!

  31. Re:Yes, at the source! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blackmail.

    China was accepted into the WTO on the condition they accept our trash.

  32. big thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you, Mr Boyan Slat

  33. red herring by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    1) Oversimplification: It's not a like in the details to make a fair comparison. You can simplify every action movie into "good guy kills bad people" and say they are all the same. You can not measure the impact Al Gore has trying to herd the cats; you can measure the impact of this plastic sifting. Getting whole countries to wake up earlier is immeasurable. let alone the donor impact easily offsetting jet fuel which Gore has bought CO2 offsets all by himself (for decades now... leading into fallacy 2:)

    2) red herrings:
    Gore's CO2 use and not living like a cave man as a source to claim hypocrisy. Not the only smear; but it doesn't matter if he eats babies for breakfast because it's irrelevant, off topic illogical propaganda you fell for to the point of spreading it out for free. You should at least try to figure out how to get paid by big oil if you are going to work for them.

    Feel Good nothings: On huge problems every move is a drop in the bucket... or a drop in the ocean in this case. Inaction because of the lack of positive feedback available for every solution becomes a huge problem. People need instant feedback and want complete solutions they can grasp (aka the improbable.)

    This is a legitimate concern which can be used (and often is) as a weapon against any progress by opposing parties. The reason I say this is a red herring is not because there are not REAL issues with weak or bad ideas and then the likely hood of con men exploiting those ideas but because when it gets to be an unreasonable distraction you then take away from the real rational discussion. Smearing the supporters of a poor idea is a cynical easy to tangent to fall into. Not that it shouldn't be questioned and looked into for actual evidence... but it's largely unnecessary if one just evaluates the proposals with a clear mind. Hence, my reason to bring it up.

    This device may serve a useful secondary purpose; because clearly, it isn't practical for it's primary purpose.

  34. Crazy by Tighe_L · · Score: 1

    As the pacific garbage patch is supposedly microscopic particles that can't be seen by the human eye. The garbage patch has yet to be shown that it even exists.

    1. Re:Crazy by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      As the pacific garbage patch is supposedly microscopic particles that can't be seen by the human eye. The garbage patch has yet to be shown that it even exists.

      If you can't see it, it doesn't exist? OH GAWD! I CAN'T BREATHE! I am in a hard vacuum, completely devoid of air, obviously, because I can't see any... no wait, I'm okay. Turns out that's not how it works.

      Similarly, the gyre of plastic floating trash doesn't fail to exist because you can't see it. You just sample the seawater in different places, and see how many particles of plastic the samples have. You don't have to be able to see it with your eyes. It's like microbes. Just because you can't see them doesn't mean they aren't there. Louis Pasteur demonstrated this once with a flask with a long, thin, curved neck. Read up!

      --
      Our reign has gone on long enough. Indeed. Summon the meteors.
  35. False dilemma by sjbe · · Score: 2

    No, it's actually a smart plan. Start with biggest polluters that can be removed for the smallest cost.

    Wow, where to start...

    1) There is no resource constraint here necessitating a particular order of action. We have the money and manpower to address multiple waste streams at the same time.
    2) There is no reason to delay mitigate a small waste stream merely because it is (relatively) small if we have the ability to mitigate it (which we do)
    3) The biggest sources of plastic pollution will almost certainly take much longer to address so delaying action on the smaller ones is foolish
    4) You're line of thinking is a classic false dilemma fallacy.

    1. Re:False dilemma by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Plenty of places are choosing only to get rid of straws, while still selling (much bigger) plastic cups lids, and bags, so people are not doing everything in parallel that they could.

      delaying action on the smaller ones is foolish

      Nope. Every action has a cost, and not just monetary but also public goodwill. If you start doing trivial stuff that is not really bringing any benefit to the oceans, but you annoy the public, then you lose credit, and you'll have a harder time getting support for further regulations.

    2. Re:False dilemma by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      This, exactly this. It's why people in Prius' drive like asses.
      Because they've already done their good deed buying the car.

  36. better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deep Sea Plastic Mining Commences
    It's a renewable resource!

  37. what it called? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pleaaaase tell me it names it "The Ackbar"

  38. Moving the goal posts by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Plenty of places are choosing only to get rid of straws, while still selling (much bigger) plastic cups lids, and bags, so people are not doing everything in parallel that they could.

    Nice attempt to move the goalposts by introducing a separate issue. Yes we should deal with the other waste streams as well but we need to start somewhere. Straws are easily the least necessary and most easily replaced component so it's a reasonable place to start. (most people can drink from a cup without a straw but a straw isn't very useful without a cup) Nobody is arguing that there aren't other sources of plastic waste that we should be working on as well. Plenty of places are already starting to do so including banning plastic bags and similar actions.

    Nope. Every action has a cost, and not just monetary but also public goodwill. If you start doing trivial stuff that is not really bringing any benefit to the oceans, but you annoy the public, then you lose credit, and you'll have a harder time getting support for further regulations.

    That is a ridiculous line of logic and again is a form of false dilemma. You do what is possible to do when it is possible to do it. If we as a society aren't willing to deal with something as trivial as disposable straws then we sure as hell aren't going to succeed in dealing with the big plastic waste streams. And there is nothing preventing us from addressing a variety of waste streams simultaneously. Furthermore we control our consumption of plastic straws and other disposables. We do not control China's waste streams. Ergo it makes sense to start with the waste streams we do control before worrying about the ones we don't. Little hard to convince your neighbor to clean up their act if you aren't doing everything you can to set a good example.

    1. Re:Moving the goal posts by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      This is why there is poop all over the streets in San Francisco.

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    2. Re:Moving the goal posts by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This is why there is poop all over the streets in San Francisco.

      There is poop all over the streets of San Francisco because San Francisco does not have enough public restrooms. They avoid installing them because the nation's mentally ill and/or homeless are sent to California, and they will shit all over them, causing a maintenance problem. So in fact, there is poop all over the streets of San Francisco because the rest of the country doesn't take care of its own.

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    3. Re:Moving the goal posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nation's homeless are sent to california? lol. I mean it's a nice dig on cali but not a single one of those items is due to what you listed.

          - There is poop all over the streets of San Francisco because there are too many soft, gay bitches that live there and go "Thtop being mean to those poor homlesss!" But that's because those gays are blowing those same dirty bums and they enjoy having shit-filled streets because they are deviants. For homosexuals, it's very exciting to live inside a shit piss toilet. They love everything prurient. IOW: its a conflict of interest

          - There is poop all over the streets of San Francisco because the blacks shit nonstop like animals. They shit like it was a pristine beach in Liberia, beckoning them to destroy it beneath a carpet of nigshits. This is a well-known fact. Niggas love to shit on the Tenderloin.

  39. Troll! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This kind of crap is textbook troll behavior. "So-and-so (who is not one of my tribe) is responsible for pollution. Go talk to them for answers."

    Sadly, people still listen to trolls even though they do nothing for the world except hold up travelers going over bridges.

  40. This year's toy fad by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Can they melt down all that plastic into Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kids dolls? I'd buy the heck out of those!

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  41. Good luck recycling any of that by Big+Bipper · · Score: 1

    Good luck recycling any of that when it will have also caught a lot of the radioactive fallout from the Fukushima melt down.

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  42. So the Garbage Patch is a Good thing? by Jarwulf · · Score: 1

    Pretty nice that the earth gathers all this stuff in one place for us to be able to easily get rid of. Thanks Garbage Patch!

  43. Re: Developed nations are responsible for this mes by jabuzz · · Score: 1

    I would go further link it directly to aid. I further have this idea of import tariffs on goods that are not manufactured to the same enviromental protection standards as the importing nation has to level the playing field.

  44. While you're at it, seed it with bacteria ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Seeding areas of open ocean with nutrients that promote the rapid growth of sutrface algae has been suggested as a way of sequestering atmospheric and ocean-dissolved CO2. ... Suppose we seed with one of the algal species that forms surface mats while it grows, ...

    While you're at it, how about seeding it with some of the recently discovered bacteria that EAT PLASTIC?

    Most plastics are quite a good energy source for anything that can digest them.

    Or, better yet, how about transplanting the relevant genes into algae and/or microplankton that live where it accumulates?

    Microscopic bits of plastic are a problem because they hang around? Make an appropriately-sized critter for which they're a main dish in a nutritious breakfast, that lives in the places where they end up.

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  45. U DUM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cleaning up the garbage patches is pointless. If there's a net influx of garbage into the seas, the garbage patch will just form again the moment you stop cleaning it.

    That's why I throw all my trash directly into my yard and leave it there. There is zero evidence that things would be better if we collected it all into one yard and buried it there. My state has closed every landfill, every dump, every recycling facility, every incinerator, and has banned trash bags because it's just better if we dump shit all over the place. Putting everything in one spot has not made it easier to clean up, it hasn't reduced environmental pollution at a local level, and it's slowed down recycling to a non-existent crawl.

    Muh FREEDUMBS!