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Airlines Face Crack Down on Use of 'Exploitative' Algorithm That Splits Up Families on Flights (independent.co.uk)

Algorithms used by airlines to split up those travelling together unless they pay more to sit next to each other have been called "exploitative" by a government minister. From a report: Speaking to a parliamentary communications committee, Digital Minister Margot James described the software as "a very cynical, exploitative means... to hoodwink the general public." She added: "Some airlines have set an algorithm to identify passengers of the same surname travelling together. They've had the temerity to split the passengers up, and when the family want to travel together they are charged more." It's an issue that will be looked at by the Centre for Data Ethics and Innovation, launched by the government this week to identify and address areas where clearer guidelines and regulation are needed in how data is used. Passengers first started noticing they were being split up from their party if they didn't pay more for allocated seating in June 2017, with Ryanair most commonly associated with the practice.

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  1. Southwest cattle call by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Make airline boarding more like the old Southwest system or like a commuter train. Board handicapped people first. Other than that, those who show up earlier get to board first and pick seats first.

    1. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not at all. I love how Delta lets me escape the children. Let other people deal with them for 2 hours. Their cost in lost sales on the next flight is a whole lot more than the potential revenue from their extortion.

    2. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er. no. That doesn't achieve the aim of maximizing profit for the airline.

      Ryanair are always pulling scams like this, but there is a simple solution to this. Avoid flying with them whenever possible.

    3. Re:Southwest cattle call by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That would make it worse. People would leave 1 seat gaps between them and the next person, and then when families and couples come along later they would have to ask them to move or be split up.

      Particularly for families with children being together is quite important, and benefits the other passengers as well.

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    4. Re:Southwest cattle call by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Make airline boarding more like the old Southwest system

      I like SWA's open seating, and agree that it speeds up boarding.

      But I know several people who hate that system and refuse to fly on SWA for that reason.

    5. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is how the current Southwest boarding works, and your fears are generally false.

      Families with small children have boarding priority.
      Couples tend to (not always, but tend to) have one member more obsessive about getting an early boarding position.

      So the end result is that usually it is the lone travelers who did not pay an extra $50 to get into first-board timing who end up in middle seats while preferring widow or aisle.

    6. Re:Southwest cattle call by jonsmirl · · Score: 2

      I have gone from being a 1M mile frequent flyer to now only flying when I absolutely have to. It is disgusting to fly on most airlines today. The density of the seating is ridiculous. I've even had the person in front of me complain that I was breathing on their head when they reclined their seat. Lucky I didn't spit on them after a comment like that.

    7. Re:Southwest cattle call by gachunt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ditto -- but replace "children" with "wife".

    8. Re:Southwest cattle call by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Random boarding is the exact opposite of efficient.

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    9. Re:Southwest cattle call by Jfetjunky · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I generally agree, if you have kids, it's not necessarily anyone else's duty to make special concessions for you (it IS a CHOICE after all). This I think, crosses the line pretty obviously. It is not that it just so happen that families got split up, which I would totally expect as the larger your party gets, the harder it is to get contiguous seating. However, the claim is that families were specifically targeted and split up to exploit their known desire to sit together. It's quite obviously a predatory practice.

    10. Re:Southwest cattle call by the_skywise · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've flown both regularly and there's interesting trade-offs to both systems. Both encourage you to pay more for a better seat - either with early bird boarding on SWA or pay for a seat selection. SWA has only the "one class" of seating whereas other airlines like Delta have first class and now "comfort" seating classes which require additional upcharges along with the seat choice upcharge. (Although it gets further complicated because the seat selection may be included in the price of the ticket depending on what ticket class you purchase.
      With Delta I discovered it made no sense for me to be at the boarding gate until I got the text that boarding had begun because a> my seat was always going to be there and b> boarding is stupidly slow so being at the gate ahead of time meant standing in line for 20 minutes while platinum medallion super club business class gets to board first (but not before those with small children!) (and heaven forbid your plane is there but hasn't been prepped yet so boarding time is delayed.)
      Southwest on the other hand bakes "encouragement to board" into the process. You pay for early bird boarding to get a better seat so you HAVE to be at the boarding gate and in the line on time to get the seat (but not before those with small children!). Even if you don't pay for the earlybird boarding you still have to be ready to line up for the other boarding groups or risk ending up in a middle seat. Boarding tends to just be faster that way but at the expense of you having to take a more active involvement.

    11. Re:Southwest cattle call by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      Ever seen an intercity bus board at Port Authority terminal in NYC? Works just fine -- 40-50 people and one boarding door, they usually start boarding 4-5 minutes before the bus leaves. Even with something like a 100-person 737, this would still work fine, especially if they used air stairs on both the front and rear doors as some airports do (Burbank, CA is known for this). And yes, Ryanair usually boards on stairs because they're too cheap to pay for a proper gate.

    12. Re:Southwest cattle call by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      Ditto -- but replace "children" with "wife".

      No thank you.

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    13. Re:Southwest cattle call by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      While that sounds well and good, it could cause some problems with weight distribution. Here's one article that discusses an actual incident where this became an issue.

      Board the plane back-to front which is the most sane and keeps people from having to wait to move further back and creating traffic jams.

    14. Re: Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah my kids heads spin around and vomit everywhere like on the excersist. Nobody sitting next to them will fly again in their life.

    15. Re:Southwest cattle call by PPH · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The first flight I ever took as a kid was when I was 6 years old. Back during Eisenhower's presidency. Years later my parents told me that when they purchased my ticket, the airline asked if I was well behaved. They reserved the right to refuse to carry small children due to the 'discomfort' that they might cause other passengers. I was OK and got to spend 10 minutes in the cockpit during the flight.

      [Sigh] Those were the good old days.

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    16. Re:Southwest cattle call by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Ryanair uses air stairs. Board back-to-front. Deboard back-first from the rear door. That way, no one is excessively inconvenienced.

    17. Re:Southwest cattle call by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ditto -- but replace "children" with "wife".

      I'll be happy to take your wife off your hands for a couple of hours.

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    18. Re: Southwest cattle call by PPH · · Score: 2

      I think I sat next to your kid.

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    19. Re:Southwest cattle call by vux984 · · Score: 1

      You haven't thought it through.

      Any system that increases the likelihood that parents aren't sitting next to their own kids increases the odds that you'll be sitting next to them.

      How is that a win for you?

    20. Re:Southwest cattle call by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Yep. Anytime I'm coming home into Burbank, I always go to the REAR of the plane, because many travelers are unfamiliar with this. Lots of overhead space, and pretty much my choice of seat.

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    21. Re:Southwest cattle call by PPH · · Score: 2

      I hate it when that happens. Imagine having your wife and kids stuffed into economy class and then getting stuck sitting next to this for an entire flight.

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    22. Re: Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear ya. These days people forget they are simply renting a seat on someone else's aircraft, on the terms set by the aircraft owner that form a contract with the pax when they purchase a ticket.

    23. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Says someone who obviously doesn't understand WHY someone would say that.

    24. Re:Southwest cattle call by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      Better a kid than a 400 lb adult oozing into my seat.

    25. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you like to watch gladiator movies, Timmy?

    26. Re: Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's why I never let pregnant women sit in the bus. It was their choice after all.

      The guy with a broken leg chose to play football too.

      Living in society is hell for honest people.

    27. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In simulations, random boarding actual competes pretty competitively work more organized boarding systems in efficiently loading planes. SWA boarding process isn't exactly random though.

    28. Re:Southwest cattle call by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Southwest is more complex then that.
      First there is a $10 upgrade fee, where you get prescience over those who didn't buy it. So even if you check in last you still will get a A-Line or early B-Line spot in line. Then you have the fact that there is the ability to check in Online 24 hours before the flight. So right at the 24 hour mark before the flight you can rush online and check in (Normally in the early-mid B line), to give your self an early seat, If you have the upgrade price, then you could get really early often guaranteed to be in the A-Line.

      Also Southwest normally manages short flights. Where everyone is nearly equally crammed in. On longer flights you choice on seats is a bigger deal, as the person you sit next to you, will be next to you for the next day or so. In many ways having family separated is a good idea, it prevents extra noise as they will talk to each other, fight, and in general act like they are not in a pressurized aluminum tube, Tens of thousand of feet in the air, going hundreds of miles per hour, with hundreds of other people. Where it is a good idea to be at your best behavior.

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    29. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      A couple years back, I was taking an overnight flight to Germany, seated in business class. Next to me was a nice woman. Late 30s maybe, but still had it going on. Next to her was an empty seat. We talked, had a few drinks, and before long, we were making out, I was finger fucking her and she sucked me off. Twice. (She had a petite body and must have been a former gymnast). Later I asked if we could meet up again and have a proper fuck. She laughed and said her asshole husband was in first class - he used their miles to upgrade himself.

    30. Re:Southwest cattle call by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 1

      Not at all. I love how Delta lets me escape the children. Let other people deal with them for 2 hours.

      I have three screaming horrible children of my own, so I enjoy seeing other parents suffer on a flight. Their screaming kids aren't my problem! And at this point, my ears are deaf to screaming children. Literally deaf, as in hearing damage.

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    31. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would make it worse. People would leave 1 seat gaps between them and the next person, and then when families and couples come along later they would have to ask them to move or be split up.

      That habit will stop pretty quickly once you place a child in that 1 seat gap.
      People will learn that it is in their best interest to not leave gaps and place yourselves among people that seem reasonable.

    32. Re:Southwest cattle call by Octorian · · Score: 1

      That would make it worse. People would leave 1 seat gaps between them and the next person, and then when families and couples come along later they would have to ask them to move or be split up.

      Particularly for families with children being together is quite important, and benefits the other passengers as well.

      This is exactly what happens with Southwest, and why I pretty much avoid flying on that airline when not traveling by myself. Just trying to sit next to my wife (before children) was enough of a hassle, if we weren't lucky enough to get on-board first.

    33. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was just on a Southwest flight last week. Family of 6 sat in two rows of seats behind me. The motormouth grandma talked to her daughter through the entire 3-hour flight, loud enough for the entire plane to hear, despite the lights being off for sleep time. Grandma shut up just as we landed at our destination. All the other passengers were now sleepless and knew the entire family history...

    34. Re:Southwest cattle call by nerdonamotorcycle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not just a matter of convenience, "togetherness", and personal desire to keep parents near their children aboard an aircraft. There's a safety issue in letting kids sit next to their parents. If something bad happens aboard the aircraft, a child will instinctively seek out his or her parent for assistance. Having a bunch of panicked kids running around the plane looking for Mom or Dad, or a bunch of panicked adults looking for their children, can screw up attempts to deal with the situation and/or to evacuate the aircraft.

      If nothing else, the closer a parent is to their child, the quicker they can take appropriate action if a child starts acting frightened, bored, noisy, or rambunctious in a way that's likely to cause distress to other passengers.

    35. Re: Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they're a product tester for noise cancelling headphones?

    36. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I highly doubt that the claim they use surnames to identify families is true. Far more likley they split up all groups, same surname or not. Children are always seated next to at least one adult from the same group in my experience anyway.

      They probably also have data that shows that splitting up groups also leads to people being seated quicker, so they can use that as their justification Groups take a lot longer to sit down than individuals in my experience.

    37. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (it IS a CHOICE after all)

      What, are you stupid? I'd like to see you come up with a different method of propagating the species. It is not so much a choice as an imperative for life.

    38. Re: Southwest cattle call by reanjr · · Score: 2

      I've heard late boarding is an issue for people who want to cram a bunch of shit in the overhead. I travel light or check my luggage, so it's completely crazy to me that you wouldn't wait until the last possible moment to board. I wait for the final group to clear before I get up.

    39. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      duty to make special concessions for you (it IS a CHOICE after all).

      So you don't allow a pregnant woman to sit or go to the front of the queue because it "is a choice after all"? Are you serious? What dumb logic is this?
      (I agree with the rest of your comment though)

    40. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily families with small children can board first no matter when they checked in.

      It would be cool if you tried to look something up first.

    41. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would make it worse. People would leave 1 seat gaps between them and the next person, and then when families and couples come along later they would have to ask them to move or be split up.

      Particularly for families with children being together is quite important, and benefits the other passengers as well.

      This is exactly what happens with Southwest, and why I pretty much avoid flying on that airline when not traveling by myself. Just trying to sit next to my wife (before children) was enough of a hassle, if we weren't lucky enough to get on-board first.

      I do not think you understand what "luck" means.
      You are the one with the control/responsibility for how well-prepared you are and how much lead time you choose to give yourself in arriving at your gate to get in line first.

    42. Re: Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of injuries, I hope you didn't pull a muscle with that stretch.

    43. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not at all. I love how Delta lets me escape the children. Let other people deal with them for 2 hours. Their cost in lost sales on the next flight is a whole lot more than the potential revenue from their extortion.

      Your mom lets you have sex in the basement?

    44. Re: Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've heard late boarding is an issue for people who want to cram a bunch of shit in the overhead

      I think you mean any shit into the overhead. The problem is that everyone else has already crammed it full once the plane is half boarded, so they'll starting telling you to have it checked.

    45. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's so important, you can pay to pick your seat.

    46. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then when families and couples come along later they would have to ask them to move or be split up.

      How horrible! Needing to *gasp* talk to another human being! I am literally shaking just thinking about it!

    47. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Your heaven is her hell: It seems to be a very efficient system!

    48. Re:Southwest cattle call by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      Says someone who obviously doesn't understand WHY someone would say that.

      Most wives (women you don't live with) are a lot more fun when you don't live with them.

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    49. Re: Southwest cattle call by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, that's why I never let pregnant women sit in the bus. It was their choice after all.

      Not necessarily. :(

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    50. Re:Southwest cattle call by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Yep. Anytime I'm coming home into Burbank, I always go to the REAR of the plane, because many travelers are unfamiliar with this. Lots of overhead space, and pretty much my choice of seat.

      I don't like being near the toilets (which are typically at the rear). You get the smells and the constant people walking past your seat.

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    51. Re: Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOOSH

    52. Re:Southwest cattle call by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      First there is a $10 upgrade fee

      Until sometime in the past few months, it was $15 each way. I just found out today, when I booked Christmas travel, that it's gone up to $25.

      There's also another option. I nearly always pay for "early-bird check-in" (as they call it), but I somehow forgot to select that for a return flight a couple of years ago. I was a bit upset when I went to retrieve my boarding pass and found it was C30something. As it turns out, though, if priority boarding (something like A1 through A20) isn't sold out, you can upgrade to it at the ticket counter for $40. Not only was I out of the middle seats, I think I might even have scored one of the exit-row seats with extra legroom. w00t!

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    53. Re:Southwest cattle call by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Even with something like a 100-person 737, this would still work fine

      Right, if you rent a plane and configure the whole thing as first class, everybody will be so happy with the legroom they won't complain much about the seating arrangement.

    54. Re:Southwest cattle call by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      You're sitting there surrounded by a bunch of strangers. There will be smells.

    55. Re:Southwest cattle call by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      OK, 150-person. Still should be able to board from both ends in not much more time than it takes a 50-person bus to board (75 people per door vs 50).

    56. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      (it IS a CHOICE after all).

      I don't think the evolutionary drive to continue the species is much of a choice at all.

      Is it a choice for other animals too? No, the only choice part is using birth control to not get pregnant and in some parts of the world that is highly frowned upon.

    57. Re:Southwest cattle call by Holi · · Score: 1

      Then why did you marry her?

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    58. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "She's got a great personality" is Key. Won't be as pretty, but you won't go out of your mind with boredom and apathy either.

    59. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually wait till I am the last man to board. After "boarding complete" has been announced in the cabin, any seat in the same class left unoccupied is up for grabs, provided a flight attendant okays me doing that... which they do with most airlines in Europe. I often get a much better seat that way than what was available at check in. Stuffing the bag in overhead bins only takes an extra minute or two. They are never packed fully and other passengers' items can be slightly rearranged to make space.

      The only time being last led to a risk of not being allowed onboard was in the US. Eventually I was allowed in with my bag after the crew has checked there was still space in the overhead bins. (I rarely fly in the US.)

    60. Re:Southwest cattle call by epine · · Score: 1

      It's quite obviously a predatory practice.

      I guess you've been running on the same Apple computer for fifteen years now, and you've never had a business relationship with Jeff Bezos.

    61. Re: Southwest cattle call by dgatwood · · Score: 3

      The problem, of course, is that some pencil-pusher MBA at the airlines realized that they could milk a few dollars more from customers if they charged a fee for checked bags. And suddenly, everybody is carrying on bags that they could have easily checked.

      This completely broken system results in the last several rows having to gate-check their bags anyway (for free) because there isn't room. So instead of letting people who aren't in a hurry check their bags, ensuring adequate space for people who are, we now have a system in which folks carrying expensive camera gear have to pay extra for earlier boarding, or else they incur thousands of dollars in damage just so that somebody else can save the $30 checked bag fee for a bag that contains only clothes.

      This "profit über alles" crap is beyond f**ked up.

      It's all a scam. The entire airline system is deliberately designed to bilk customers out of every penny that they will pay. And the result is that flying is becoming more and more hated by anyone who has to do it on a regular basis. Mark my words, the day that high-speed rail becomes a reality, the airline industry will die a horrible death, because at this point, the only reason people still put up with air travel at all is because they have no choice.

      Hearing that airlines are deliberately screwing over families to raise profits doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Heck, it wouldn't surprise me to hear that they sacrifice babies on an altar beneath the airport to ensure safe travels. I really can't think of any level of evil that I would put past the people who run airlines these days, because every time I think they couldn't get more monstrous, they prove me wrong. Just saying.

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    62. Re:Southwest cattle call by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I nearly always pay for "early-bird check-in" (as they call it), but I somehow forgot to select that for a return flight a couple of years ago. I was a bit upset when I went to retrieve my boarding pass and found it was C30something.

      Early-bird check-in is a scam. At this point, they oversell the early-bird check-in to the point that you can still end up late in the B section (after half the plane has boarded) even if you pay the extra "upgrade" fee. So at this point, it isn't about getting better boarding; they have effectively just found a way to trick all their customers into paying an extra $25 per ticket without anybody noticing.

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    63. Re: Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Private airlines don't really exist. Private planes do. If you advertise to the public, sell seats online, etc, you are are voluntarily agreeing to obey the laws related to public transport services.

      Which is why your "private" passengers don't need a private airport for your private plane, which flies through your private airspace above your private land.

      Everything else is public transport.

    64. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better a kid than a 400 lb adult oozing into my seat.

      I don't know. Some kids are... there aren't even words to describe how horrid. I'd rather the 400lb adult oozing to some of the noisy fuckwit kids that catch planes and scream for the next 14 hours.

    65. Re:Southwest cattle call by Bobrick · · Score: 1

      Why the fuck did you marry/are you still married then? Wtf is wrong with you?

    66. Re: Southwest cattle call by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The problem, of course, is that some pencil-pusher MBA at the airlines realized that they could milk a few dollars more from customers if they charged a fee for checked bags.

      You mean some MBA realized they could gain market share with lower ticket prices if light travellers no longer had to subsidize the luggage mules.

      The solution is obvious: They should charge for a second carry-on too.

      Or even better, charge by weight. You get on a scale while holding all your carry-ons. $1 surcharge for every kg over the threshold. This will encourage both light packing and dieting.

    67. Re:Southwest cattle call by dj245 · · Score: 2

      Ditto -- but replace "children" with "wife".

      I'll be happy to take your wife off your hands for a couple of hours.

      But how are you going to entertain her for the other 117 minutes?

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    68. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "children" in US parlance is what in other countries may be more properly named badly trained baboons, with no sense of dignity or propriety.
      The people in the US have a very high pain threshold and tolerance for screaming, running and acting like monsters.

    69. Re:Southwest cattle call by rworne · · Score: 1

      The people in the US have a very high pain threshold and tolerance for screaming, running and acting like monsters.

      We've been working especially hard at it since January 20, 2017

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    70. Re:Southwest cattle call by rworne · · Score: 1

      Aisle seat on the rearmost row universally sucks.

      Not only do you have the toilets flushing behind your head and the lavatory door constantly slamming shut, but you also get sit with your head ass-high to the person standing in the aisle who is turtle-necking it while waiting their turn.

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    71. Re: Southwest cattle call by Xarius · · Score: 1

      High-speed rail is a reality and has been for a over 50 years.

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    72. Re:Southwest cattle call by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      You forgot the salutation:

      "Dear Penthouse"...

    73. Re:Southwest cattle call by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      Considering that's a private jet and not a commercial airliner, there's no such thing as 'economy class' on that flight.

    74. Re: Southwest cattle call by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      This generally isn't a problem on Southwest as they give you 2 free checked bags so people aren't trying to cheap out and cram an oversized bag into the overhead bins.

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    75. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not the way that Southwest boarding works -- go troll somewhere else...

    76. Re:Southwest cattle call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've flown international business/first a few times, with those nice lay-flat seats, and never seen anything like that on it.

    77. Re: Southwest cattle call by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Not in the U.S., except in a tiny strip along the eastern seaboard, and even then, not particularly high speed.

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    78. Re: Southwest cattle call by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      You mean some MBA realized they could gain market share with lower ticket prices if light travellers no longer had to subsidize the luggage mules.

      Not really, no. In practice, what they've done is create a situation in which nobody pays the fee, but everyone gets screwed by the consequences of the decision.

      The solution is obvious: They should charge for a second carry-on too.

      It's not the second carry-on. It's the first. Anything big enough to require overhead bin space should be in checked luggage if at all possible, and the current scheme creates the opposite effect. This is bad, because it makes it hard for people who legitimately need to use the overhead bins. It also shifts the overall center of gravity for the plane higher, which likely has aerodynamic implications, though I'm not sure what, precisely. I doubt it is good. :-)

      Yes, charging for carry-on bags would "solve" the problem, but I'm not convinced that it is a problem that needed to be solved in the first place. The number of people who fly with no bag whatsoever is vanishingly small, so basically a carry-on fee is tantamount to raising the ticket price for everyone. Maybe a few people will be fooled by that, and maybe a tiny percentage of people will actually be able to take advantage of it, but the net harm to customer perception of the airline should outweigh any benefit by a large margin, and any sane exec should see right through that and say, "No, this whole bag fee thing was a stupid idea. We should eliminate it entirely."

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    79. Re:Southwest cattle call by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Pretty much no airline on the planet boards people by 'first to reach the gate' these days.

      First class passengers first.
      Priority boarding passengers first.
      Rows at the rear of the aircraft first.

      Mad scramble for seats on an unallocated aircraft? Have you flown since 1978?

    80. Re:Southwest cattle call by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Yeah. That's why I shoot for the next to last two or three rows.

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    81. Re:Southwest cattle call by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      Early-bird check-in is a scam. At this point, they oversell the early-bird check-in to the point that you can still end up late in the B section

      I've never not been in the A boarding group. Sometimes it's somewhere in the second half of the group, sometimes it's right behind priority boarding, but I've never been in the B group.

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  2. I have always picked my seat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I admit i don't fly much, maybe 2 times a year, but I have always picked my seats at purchase time. isn't that the answer? Don't all airlines (except maybe Southwest which I have never flown) let you pick your seats when you place the initial reservation...

    1. Re:I have always picked my seat by CrankyFool · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Things have been changing over the last few years; in general, the trend has been to find ways to offer a lower level of service for less money than what we used to think of as the basic Economy Class fare. This manifests in what some airlines sometimes call "Basic Economy," which has more restrictions and limitations on it than what you think of as Economy. Typically, the two things you lose in Basic Economy are A) The ability to bring on a full-sized carry-on (so everything you bring onboard has to fit under the seat in front of you) and B) Assigned seating.

    2. Re:I have always picked my seat by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      On the airline I fly, you do it at check-in and even that costs $40. Otherwise you get a random seat. I guess the attendants want to take care of all the standalone kids.

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    3. Re:I have always picked my seat by green1 · · Score: 1

      Apparently, according to this article, the seat isn't as random as you think. It's instead chosen specifically to be as unwanted as possible so as to force people to pay extra for a choice.

  3. What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with Ryanair most commonly associated with the practice

    Ryanair acting like shit heads? Color me surprised! /sarcasm

  4. "Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Penalt by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously. This is just about the most abusive use of public information that I can imagine.

    "Cracking Down" doesn't even approach what needs to be done - the airlines identified should be forced to list all family groups who have travelled together since, I dunno, 1947 and pay back (with interest) all the exploited families.

    Anybody not complying should be subjected to something equal to or or worse than public hanging.

    Identification of airlines and, perhaps, public shaming just isn't appropriate here.

  5. Easy way for airlines to "fight" this allegation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [put on cynical greed hat]
    Treat everyone the same regardless of last name, but don't assign people who buy tickets at the same time to adjacent seats unless either they pay extra or not doing so would give one of them a much-higher-revenue seat.

    This way families would be treated the same as co-workers or others who might want to sit together, and there would be no "family discrimination."
    [take off cynical greed hat]

  6. Amoral vs Immoral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is proof that the argument that corporations are amoral is wrong. This is an example of doing something that you know is wrong, just because you can.

    1. Re:Amoral vs Immoral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not because they can. Because they can AND it will make them more money. Corporations don't take action, moral or not, unless it benefits them in some way.

    2. Re:Amoral vs Immoral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, almost everyone is willing to pay money not to be abused so where does that leave us?

  7. Ryanair! by whoever57 · · Score: 2

    This is Ryanair: the airline that charges to print boarding passes.

    Everything Ryanair does is intended to maximize revenue, since the base price of the tickets is so low.

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    1. Re:Ryanair! by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Just head to deal with this. It's annoying but not a big deal, when I was buying tickets for my parents I just had to add a few bucks to choose 4 specific seats (for return flight). But I think they just do it for everyone, you get random seats unless you pay to select a specific one.

      It's a bit unpleasant of course but generally worth it to be able to get a 4 hour flight for like $30.

    2. Re:Ryanair! by cfc-12 · · Score: 2

      There's a song about that.

    3. Re: Ryanair! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ryanair are absolute scum.

      I don't mind their completely flexible system where you pay for every little last thing, after all, it's the epitome of free choice.

      However, it only works when everything is clearly communicated and you know exactly what you are getting. In my experience, even as a seasoned traveller, it is impossible to know enough about Ryan Air's pricing system to actually navigate it successfully. As a result, they are now on my blacklist and I will never fly with them again, and encourage others to do likewise.

    4. Re:Ryanair! by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you want service, it's easy to get. Pay for first class on a decent legacy airline (I haven't flown United in ages, but Delta >> American). If you take pre-deregulation prices as a guide and run them through the CPI calculator, it's pretty much the same now as it was then, for pretty much the same service.

      People have spoken with their wallets: they want cheap flights. They may say they'll pay $50 more for a little more legroom, but in practice, most don't. Revealed preferences and all that.

    5. Re:Ryanair! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      On a Ryanair flight out of Berlin my assigned seat was taken by a man sat next to a four year old girl. He looked up, apologised and asked if I minded if he sat with his daughter.

      I thanked him for saving me and found an empty aisle nearby.

    6. Re:Ryanair! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that 4hr flight normally leaves you nowhere close to your final destination, often using a second string airport far further from the city than the one other airlines choose.

  8. Re:Easy way for airlines to "fight" this allegatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets take it further. You must buy tickets 1 at a time, no matter how many in your order.

  9. People want cheap tickets - people get them. by MrNJ · · Score: 0

    Airlines want to make make more money, they find ways to get more money from people. If you are flying with small children who don't want to seat separately, don't fly "budget" airlines. Or pay extra which is still cheaper than traditional fares. What's the problem?

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    1. Re:People want cheap tickets - people get them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's the problem?

      The problem is that left unchecked, corporations will always resort to underhanded tactics to defraud people from their money, which is why government regulation is always required to give a minimum bar of standards. Although I guess that is only a problem if you're a Libertarian with the obligatory reality bypass.

    2. Re:People want cheap tickets - people get them. by MrNJ · · Score: 0

      You may want to look up the word "defraud" before you use it in a sentence, Mr Big Brother.

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    3. Re:People want cheap tickets - people get them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the problem is that .... there's an opportunity for a regulation that hasn't been exploited?

    4. Re:People want cheap tickets - people get them. by LostMyAccount · · Score: 1

      I don't even know what "traditional fares" are anymore. I think too often we keep referring to fares charged in the US during airline regulation, which was such a different market then it's almost not even a comparison anymore, like comparing the cost of horses and wagons to Uber.

      Plus nobody these days pays a base, advertised fare anymore -- it has a bunch of added fees and add-ons.

      I would be in favor of lightly regulating the passenger experience if only because it wouldn't create a competitive disadvantage for any one airline and may even improve their efficiency (like a lot less carry on baggage).

    5. Re: People want cheap tickets - people get them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a huge difference between not allocating seating and deliberately separating families. But I've noticed that rightists have a problem with nuance. Maybe it's an intelligence thing.

    6. Re:People want cheap tickets - people get them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For contracts in common law countries, it would not be a binding contract if either party does not understand a contract in the same way. The more recent common commercial code has made ordinary business transactions into a standardized contract, and once you deviate from providing a simple service you run the risk of one party misunderstanding what service is being offered in exchange for payment.

      Taking money by changing the deal, misrepresenting the deal, and without an agreement is the definition of fraud.

      I don't get how the whole Libertarian thing is supposed to work. Are we expected to submit to courts? So many libertarians seem like they'd ignore a court ruling if it wasn't in their favor. And there are a lot of libertardian trolls that think they will be able to escalate every dispute to the supreme court. It's a whole lot of have your cake and eat it too nonsense.

    7. Re:People want cheap tickets - people get them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may want to reread what he wrote. His usage of "defraud" in this case is appropriate.

  10. Moral by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

    Corporations don't have to be moral. Too bad for everyone.

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    1. Re:Moral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations don't have to be moral. Too bad for everyone.

      Wrong. I can still vote with my feet.

    2. Re:Moral by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      That presumes there is an airline that has the service you want going where you want to go at the time you want to go there.

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    3. Re:Moral by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Corporations don't have to be moral. Too bad for everyone.

      Corporations don't have to exist either. They are a legal fiction, not a guaranteed right.

  11. Re:"Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "who have travelled together since, I dunno, 1947 and pay back (with interest) all the exploited families."

    Yeah, lets just bankrupt all the airlines to pay people interest for stuff they've long forgotten about.

  12. I'm not sure I buy the story by the_skywise · · Score: 1

    So they did a statistical analysis and found that some airlines separated passengers more often than others but NOT 100% of the time (or anywhere close) on one airline.
    It sounds to me they've just done a statistical analysis on random number generator algorithms. I could easily see one programmer just doing a full on random seat pick while another does a best fit match algorithm then on to full on random seat generation if all tickets can't be allocated as a block.
    Possibly you're also uncovering situations like RyanAir's passengers pick their seats more often leaving all the middle seats available or that they use smaller planes with 2 seats on either side where it's statistically unlikely a family can all be seated in the same row.

    Look, if RyanAir and others can be investigated and provably shown that they intentionally split up families throw the book at 'em or regulate the seat fill algorithm to be uniform. But it seems to me if these investigators want to prove how useful they are they could look at more common "predatory" practices like bag check pricing and FORCING bag check (with the associated fees).
    Or "resort fees" at hotels.

  13. Capitalist Innovation by makotech222 · · Score: 1

    At work.

  14. Competition and Free Markets by JoeRandomHacker · · Score: 1

    If consumers have alternatives they can decide to go with a competitor if they don't like a particular policy, and the problem fixes itself. Setting policies which encourage or at least don't hinder competition is much more likely to be effective than setting policies to try to control things, as the supposed bad actors will always find ways around the latter.

    1. Re:Competition and Free Markets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think the main problem is that consumers need to be aware that such policies exist in the first place. Currently airlines are actively trying to deceive and swindle customers.

      If airlines would just say stuff like below up front, and informing customers beforehand. Right now, it's after the purchase or not informing customers at all or worse, actively trying to not inform the customers.
      - Families with same last name want to sit together it's an extra 40/person.
      - Families with different last names want to sit together it's 0/person, cause our AI can't figure it out.
      - Friends that want to sit together $0/person, again our AI can't figure it out since the last names are different.
      - Strangers with the same last name 0/person, unless of course, by some coincidence, your preferred/chosen seats happen to be next to each other, then it's 40/person.

    2. Re:Competition and Free Markets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Setting policies which encourage or at least don't hinder competition is much more likely to be effective than setting policies to try to control things

      But with airlines, that's basically BS. There may not BE competition for a certain route. Another airline will not run a flight on that route if they think it will be only half-full. On routes with multiple carriers, there seems to be collusion to keep prices up. It's not as if other people can just jump into the game either - the costs of entry are too high.

      Running an airline is not easy either - just ask that genius orange guy,

  15. Algorithm? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    Surely they mean "AI", not "algorithm". The software can compare surnames and use that to split up families. If THAT isn't AI, I don't know what is.

    1. Re:Algorithm? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Nah, I could write a script which separate any matches in a list of surnames without too much difficulty.

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    2. Re:Algorithm? by lgw · · Score: 1

      You still carrying that torch? "AI" just means "algorithm". That's what everyone means. No one uses "AI" to mean "sapient computer" outside of SF.

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    3. Re:Algorithm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooshity woosh woosh woosh.

    4. Re:Algorithm? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If THAT isn't AI, I don't know what is.

      Correct. That isn't AI, and that does indeed imply you don't know what it means.

      The words you were looking for might have been "software algorithm."

    5. Re:Algorithm? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      No, AI is a list of specific algorithm families.

  16. Is it actually a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the thing. Products and services are not sold for what it costs to produce them, they are sold to hit the highest point on the supply/demand curve. Do you think that iPhone Shiny XX MegaCovet costs anywhere NEAR its street price to produce? It does not. It is sold for that price because people will pay that price to get it. "Fair" is not a concept that applies. Supply and demand applies.

    Same with seating. If there is a market demand for seating certain people together, why should airlines not capitalize on that? There is a choice: either sit in the assigned seating for a cheaper fair, or if it's worthwhile to you, pay more to pick your own seating.

    Especially as flights get full, it isn't possible for the airline to offer everyone their top seat choice.

    1. Re:Is it actually a problem? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      At what point does pricing become exploitative?

    2. Re:Is it actually a problem? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Because we don't live in the libertarian "free-market" fantasy world where I can get on a plane, throw off someone from their seat and sit there and ride for free. There is no such thing as "free market", especially with airlines.

    3. Re:Is it actually a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as you have the option to walk away, it cannot be exploitative.

      If people don't like this, patronize airlines that don't do it, of which there are many (most). That will create a market demand for "free" seating choices. If enough people do, airlines will be forced to offer it for free (well, probably at a small increase across the board in ticket prices, bcoz it costs something for them to administer). Thus to remain in business, airlines will have to not price-descriminate based on where people want to sit.

      But if people don't care, then they can patronize airlines that might offer a discount in exchange for the airline picking the seat for you (or converlsey, charge more for the right to sit next to who you want).

      This isn't up to the airlines. It's up to travelers.

    4. Re:Is it actually a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't afford a new iPhone. Does that mean Apple is exploiting me?

    5. Re:Is it actually a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you have to pay for harm not to be intentionally done to you.

    6. Re:Is it actually a problem? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      That isn't the way it works in the real world. In the real world there aren't an infinite number of airlines serving every route, and airlines collude to fix prices and add fees, etc.

    7. Re:Is it actually a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is how it works in the real world. In fact, it's how it works right now, for the vast majority of airlines. All but a few already work that way.

      So I think you are not arguing from a position of reality. You are making up a fictional reality to fit your preconceptions. If you don't want this kind of differential pricing, then fly on any of the airlines that don't do it - you have almost every single airline to pick from. But you do not get to tell other people they can't make the opposite choice if they want to. That is their choice to make not yours.

    8. Re:Is it actually a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Throw them off? Ride for free? What?

      Have you gone off your meds?

    9. Re:Is it actually a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no "harm".

      The airline does not owe you a ride somewhere, and you do not owe them money. You must reach a mutually acceptable arrangement: a ride with some services in exchange for money.

      There is no duty of consideration. If the terms are not acceptable, you are free to decline them.

    10. Re:Is it actually a problem? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      In libertarianland, you would be able to fly in modest comfort and for a very low cost. You'd just have to accept that your plane is likely to be held together with duct tape and rubber bands because there are no safety regulations. But it's ok - the airline would get you to sign a waiver saying they are not liable in the event of your death, so problem solved.

    11. Re:Is it actually a problem? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      and you can choose not to fly, dipshit.

      Nearly everyone in the world goes their whole life without ever getting on an airplane, but mr binary number fuckhead here feels entitled to not only the luxury of an airflight, but it also has to take off where mr binary number wants, for a price that mr binary number wants, and when mr binary number wants it to, or else he is being "exploited"

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    12. Re:Is it actually a problem? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      When you pass a regulation that says so, or win a lawsuit accusing it of being so.

      Never before one of those happens.

    13. Re: Is it actually a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the airline has to make explicit that you have to pay to get adjacent seats. If not, it becomes unclear what you are really paying for. The free market is nice, but has to be supported by transparent pricing of services.

      Personally, I don't like when a company downgrade the customer experience just to charge the upgrade: don't offer "free" snack on the plane, fine you are cutting cost for the people that don't want to pay for it. Intentionally randomize seat reserve to later charge the seat election, not cool.

  17. Re:Easy way for airlines to "fight" this allegatio by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    and tell familys that you can pay $50 a seat or if your kids get split they will change you the $150 unaccompanied minor fee.

  18. Re:"Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's right, hanging's too good for them. They should be forced to attend a Barbara Streisand concert and watch Lena Dunham TV shows every waking hour for a month. Then write an dissertation on the profound family dynamics of the Kardashians and their effect on society. If it doesn't pass muster, send them to China to learn social responsibility.

  19. Boo hoo by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    Airline tries to make extra buck off passengers. zOMG the world is ending!

    1. Re:Boo hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an apologist faggot in all ways.

  20. Profitable business [Re:"Crack Down"-Should be...] by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 4, Informative

    So what you are saying is that the airlines arent losing enough money? There will be plenty of posts ignoring the fact that airlines lose money.

    Except airlines aren't losing money. See: Airlines had second-most profitable year ever in 2017

      2017 Net Profit: 15.5 billion

      IATA - Another Strong Year for Airline Profits in 2017

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  21. Re:"Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pen by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    It's a relatively new thing with budget airlines, and Ryanair is named specifically.

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  22. Re:"Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Airlines losing money" is not because of families merely wanting to sit together.

    Also I am confused by your claim: https://thepointsguy.com/2017/12/airline-profits-record-38-billion-2018/

  23. So let's ACTUALLY PUNISH SOMEONE for this by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    I know it's an archaic idea, but it'd be refreshing to see non-partisan action from the government actually dealing with predatory business practices.

    Then again, the US gov't in 2018 can't seem to even stop robocalls (something everyone generally agrees is astonishingly annoying), so they're fucking useless.

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  24. Re:"Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All participaints in capitalism are greedy exploiters. The fact that they're fighting each other is what keeps the system in balance. When it goes out of balance, as in this case, government nudges it towards the center.
    Which of course motivates the participants to try bribing or infiltrating government, which is a task that the richer do better, which is another way the system can get out of whack, but not relevant in this particular case.

  25. Try to do it by enriquevagu · · Score: 1

    I remember a flight in which the airline split us up, three different seats in three different rows. I didn't care that much: as soon as we entered the plane, the man sitting next to our almost-crying 4-yro girl offered to change the seat.

    I would never want to fly next to a lone child, nobody does. This problem solves by itself, at least with respect to children.

  26. Re:Profitable business [Re:"Crack Down"-Should be. by Rockoon · · Score: 1

    Its all fun and games the decade after you've discharged all your debt with bankruptcies. Wont be so fun when they have to buy new planes again.

    This isnt real profit in the same way that uber drivers arent making real profits.

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  27. Ryanair? by nagora · · Score: 2

    If you don't want to be treated like shit, don't travel on a shit airline.

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  28. Re: "Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pe by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    Airlines would not exist if they were losing money.

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  29. June 2017? by Roadmaster · · Score: 1

    I bought airline tickets for my family on December 2016 for a flight on February 2017. They (Aeromexico) don't even assign the seats at purchase time and I can't risk being split up (who'd want to sit next to a lone toddler all flight; and I don't trust the airlines to do the right thing and reassign seats on the spot for free). So we ended up paying 30% extra over the entire flight's cost to have guaranteed seating together. So they may have started purposefully splitting in June 2017, but a practice of "hey that's a real nice family you got there, would be a shame if they got split up" has existed since long before.

  30. 1st step: Name and shame by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Name and shame the airlines doing this so that I, and other people who prefer not to support psychopathic greedmonster ratfuckery, can avoid giving them my money by accident. Next, the airlines practicing this nonsense will naturally suffer increased incidence of air rage. Hopefully these forces can work together to pressure airlines to stop this nonsense.

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    1. Re:1st step: Name and shame by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Informative

      Found the source of the stats (on page 20):

      http://publicapps.caa.co.uk/do...

      Among the airlines in the survey, Ryanair is the worst offender by far, Emirates and Virgin Atlantic are also splitting up families more than average. The lowest were TUI and Flybe.

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    2. Re:1st step: Name and shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emirates?
      You get to choose your seat befroe you fly. Months in advance. Unless you leave it to the last minute they have never split up my party and I'm a frequent flyer with them.

    3. Re:1st step: Name and shame by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I'm a frequent flyer with them

      Well, yeah. Once you have status, these problems disappear. I can call Delta and get tickets changed (and usually get a human within seconds of calling), no fee for the change, priority upgrade status, no first bag fee even on the cheapest ticket, blah blah blah - because I have status. I remember that when I first hit their lowest tier of status, one of the benefits was "you can now get an exit-row seat". Yep: if you don't have at least lowest-tier status, you aren't even eligible for those seats.

  31. Really doubt that's what's going on by Solandri · · Score: 1

    The "problem" is probably that we now get to pick out seat when we book our flights. Nobody wants the middle seat in a 3-seat row. So the window and aisle seats get taken first. Then if a family books late, there are only middle seats left, forcing them to split up. The higher-fare seats usually sell last, requiring the family to pay for an upgrade if they want to sit together.

    In the old days, you didn't get assigned a seat until you were at the gate and checked in (in fact that was the purpose of the gate agent). So there were no perks for buying your ticket early, and the airline could do everything it could to keep families together. I do specifically remember as a kid our family occasionally being split up when we got to the gate late (even back then they wouldn't assign you a middle seat if there were window or aisle seats available, unless you were traveling with someone).. Course Ryanair is European so I've never flown them, and they may do things differently.

  32. How does this benefit airlines? by LostMyAccount · · Score: 2

    Besides making them more money?

    I would imagine this creates a ton of extra work for the airlines when people who want to switch seats to stay together flood the departure gate attendants. Worse yet are the people who don't notice until they board, and then panic when they are split up.

    About 25% of my flights, I get asked if I would switch seats with someone so a family can be together. My policy is never to switch seats unless offered a superior seat, so there's a whole bunch of inefficiency for flight attendants trying to seat families together after/during boarding.

    It also can't be a good customer service experience if families remain split up due to lack of options to move people -- the people sitting next to kids might not like it, the people split up don't like it, it drags down employee morale, it's just awful in all kinds of ways.

  33. Must have mistaken airlines for mexican boarder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boarder [sic] pun intended.

  34. Captive Audience by The+Snazster · · Score: 0

    Cattle car transportation hits an all new low. And here I thought the lawn furniture chairs that are narrower than a lot of people's shoulders were the height of airline greed. Or maybe it was turning all the airline attendants into peddlers for a captive audience.

  35. Re:Profitable business [Re:"Crack Down"-Should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    He abused hyperbole too much but he does start to head towards a legitimate point which is that people, Americans in particular, have gotten too used to the notion of super cheap air travel. Obviously airlines aren't going to cut into their profit margins, so they cut service.

    I actually saw an article recently talking about flying in the good old days where they outlined what we'd now call even above and beyond first class and were quick to say "but that ticket to Europe was the equivalent of $1000 in today's money"

    If I could get even today's first class level service for only $1000 for transatlantic flights, omg, I'd most certainly pay it. I'd pay that much even for a first class size seat/leg room without the extras. Flying to Europe _should_ be expensive. If you can't afford to pay $1000 for the plane ticket, you shouldn't be going at all. Stop buying into the cult of any fool should be able to fly anywhere he wants for a pittance.

    The solution is quite simple, people need to stop taking unnecessary trips until airlines improve. Let the travel industry know that you've woken from the myth that "going away on vacation" is some kind of life essential.

    Sorry to go off on tangents but it's like the people that bought Hummers when gas was $2 per gallon and then went on the news wringing their hands about the injustice of it all when gas hit $4 per gallon. If you can't afford to pay $4 for gas, then you shouldn't have bought a ultra premium gas guzzler in the first place even if gas was cheaper at the time you bought it.

  36. Ryanair... by redbeardcanada · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course this would be Ryanair, the subway of air travel. I can't wait until they actually book standing room only and have people pushing in backwards so the doors can close.

    1. Re:Ryanair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already floated that trial balloon in 2012: https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/lifestyle/2012/11/ryanair-standing-up-against-seat-belts-with-new-seating-proposal/

      Last I read, they ran into regulatory problems. You can't get double the number of passengers out of an airplane during an emergency in under the maximum time.

  37. Capt Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. It means you don't need one.

  38. Split up security theater from purchase by reanjr · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    There should be a way to fly without giving any personal information to the airline. Obviously the government wants to maintain their security theater, but that could be a separate process where you only deal with TSA or other intermediaries.

  39. Is it really a problem? by acoustix · · Score: 1

    Or is it auto selecting seats based on balancing wight throughout the aircraft? Honest question.

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  40. We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Fixing intentional family split-ups should be part of a bill that gets rid of a number of abusive airline policies that passengers can do nothing about:

    1. Fees shall be for features of a flight that are optional, such as meals or a second checked bag, rather than for items that you need on every flight. There shall be no extortionate fees for fixing a name typo or making a schedule change months ahead of time.

    2. There shall be a minimum seat width and pitch, as determined by flight safety professionals;

    3. All tickets which are non-refundable shall be transferable, with the cost limited to the above non-extortionate name change fee. A seat sold is a seat for which revenue has already been collected. Airlines will discover that no longer having to deal with special exceptions and notes from doctors is well worth the lost revenue from selling the same seat twice.

    4. The auction buyback system for oversells shall not be capped or limited in any way. If you really want a seat for that deadheading crew member at the last minute, you have to find a pax willing to give up his seat at the market price.

    5. For any ejection or denied-boarding of a passenger not coming under the oversell rule, the carrier must file a report with the FAA detailing the situation and attaching signed statements by all crew and passengers involved. No more ejecting a passenger because "somebody felt uneasy about this person."

    6. Passengers shall have unlimited right to film or record confrontations that occur during a flight, with the stipulation that a copy be submitted as evidence with any report the airline has to file in (5).

    7. Carriers shall be required to use real math, rather than 'airline math' in calculating rebates for downgrades from higher classes of service that a passenger paid for but which cannot be provided at flight time.

    The effect of such a set of minimum service standards will be to push revenue from extra fees, etc. into the base fare. Good, because this is the one number on which airlines compete. The reason for policies like charging people $5000 for fixing a name typo is to pull standard features of a flight out of the base fare, making it look artificially low. If a decently hu,mane level of service adds 20% or so to the base, then we will still be better off. Less air rage and fewer instances of "I'll never fly with you again!"

    1. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by LostOne · · Score: 1

      You forgot this one:

      0. Overbooking or overselling shall not be permitted and there must be automatic and non-optional compensation paid to the passenger that must be at least as much as the total amount paid for the ticket including all fees, surcharges, taxes ,etc. plus a meaningful punitive amount.

      The reasoning here is that if you have collected a fare for that seat, then you are not *by definition* losing money on that seat, even if it is empty due to a no-show. If you can't make ends meet without overbooking, the, you aren't charging enough for your services or your overheads are too high. Neither of these is the passenger's problem. Also, isn't selling the same physical thing to two different people fraudulent by definition? (And physical space for over a duration *is* a physical thing.)

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    2. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      The existing oversell auction takes care of this case, but it can break down when airlines stop raising their bids enough to voluntarily free up a seat. That was what led to the Dao dragging. They just picked this guy out at random and dragged him off.

      My list is of course not exhaustive. The original family splitting problem is an example of something we could add.

    3. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually, dao was not truly random. He very likely bought the last single ticket for the flight.

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    4. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      No, overbooking is needed because ppl will try to cheat the system. Back in the 60s, that was not done. But after Jimmy Carter Deregulated the airlines, regular coach passengers went down in class and worked on getting even cheaper rates and doing all sort of garbage to get seats. Back then, it was possible for the regular passengers to get stand-bys. That is gone, but the airlines still have a-holes pulling that prank so as to bring down the load so they car spread out. Oddly, that is due to the airlines own fault of crunching ppl into sardine cans.

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    5. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you don't give last minute refunds for no-shows.

      However you slice it, overbooking is *never* required. Period. And no matter how you look at it, it *is* fraud.

    6. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by Huge_UID · · Score: 2
      I'm good with all your points except:

      1. Fees shall be for features of a flight that are optional, such as meals or a second checked bag, rather than for items that you need on every flight. There shall be no extortionate fees for fixing a name typo or making a schedule change months ahead of time.

      Who decides what is optional? IMO, a checked bag is optional.
      I went from the US to Europe for two weeks with a 18 liter backpack. In October, so warm weather wasn't guaranteed (at least not yet ;-).
      I don't want to subsidize you taking your 23 kg checked bag, your max sized carry-on, plus your "personal item" that you shove in the overhead along with your carry-on.
      Totally agree on the insane fees for name or schedule changes.

    7. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      1) is a mistake. Long ago, planes had smaller loads because the seat's pitch were decent. As such, carrying a 2nd bag was a big issue. NOW, more ppl on the aircrafts. As such, if you do not charge for the bags, ppl will bring all sorts of BS. 1 carry-on, and 1 checked (or 2 checked) is plenty fair.
      2) agreed. To be honest, it is in the airlines best interest to have a decent minimum pitch/width, but also a decent size bathroom. Those are insane and leading to ppl pissing all over the floor. That is getting old. In addition, if airlines were smart, they would move to using heavies betweens hubs, with decent seats, similar to how midwest ran, though they were using dc-9, which was stupid. This would bring Western Airlines back and able to compete against Emirates, etc.
      3) Interesting.
      4) That is at the current market price. That is fair considering that the airlines change their pricing based on how close to take-off they are.
      5) skip #5. It is already done by the Pilot. It is filed with the airlines.
      6) hmmm. Interesting.
      7) rebate should be based on market value. i.e. put up for bid.

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    8. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have anything to back up that claim? Or just pulling it out of your hind-quarters?

    9. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      It's true that a lot of overselling is caused by intentionally making the ticket rules, which are not negotiable and peculiarly not subject to competition, so restrictive that a lot of paid-for seats are simply abandoned. Transferability would cut down on this considerably, but oversales would still occur from time to time.

      When I started flying, in the Golden Age of the early Seventies, reservations were freely changeable until flight time. Airlines saw an industry-average 8% no-show rate and used that figure as their rationale for making everything non-refundable.

      Today's no-show rate is...the envelope please... TEN PERCENT. I am not making this up.

    10. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      What I'm aiming at is to define what a standard ticket should include a minimum. A few people can get by without checking a bag, but most people check one piece. Charging for the first checked bag motivates pax to haul everything on board, which is a huge time-wasting mess. Airlines will publicly bitch but privately be overjoyed to not have every passenger vainly cramming a kitchen sink into the overheads. It will speed up boarding.

    11. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      5) skip #5. It is already done by the Pilot. It is filed with the airlines.

      Currently there is no passenger ejection reporting requirement. Most ejections are for valid cause, so filing a formal FAA report protects everyone in case of legal action. But at the same time it would subject the carrier to scrutiny if an ejection occurs because "A passenger took sick, so we put out a PA call for medical assistance, and this black woman stepped in who the flight attendant thought didn't look like a doctor" (Delta, just recently). If airlines knew that such actions could result in a walloping fine or even federal indictments of crew, the junk ejection problem would vanish.

    12. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Possibly a late cheap ticket.

      I used to use the best damn travel service. They would get me onto overbooked flights at the last minute and get some shmo booted. The trick is to buy an expensive international flight with the connection you need, then later cancel the international leg. Abracadabra, a seat becomes available on the full flight.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    13. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by jrumney · · Score: 1

      7. Carriers shall be required to use real math, rather than 'airline math' in calculating rebates for downgrades from higher classes of service that a passenger paid for but which cannot be provided at flight time.

      If they screwed up by overbooking the higher class, then they should be on the hook - full refund (in cash, not coupons limited to buying more flights from them) plus a seat one class down on the same flight that was booked. Why should consumers settle for anything less?

    14. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      LOL. Oh, that is a new trick. My dad was a pilot for American back in the 60-90s. So, I watched what happened in the 80s. I saw all sorts of scams on how to get stand-by, and cheap tickets, etc. But that is a new one. Congrats.

      Yeah, when American boots somebody, it is actually the computer that tells who to boot and I believe at American, it was based on a LIFO priority queue.

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    15. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Old trick, possibly fixed by now.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    16. Re:We need an Airline Policy Standards Act by G00F · · Score: 1

      It use to be easy to check a bag and carry nothing but a light jacket and a book. The hassel was (and is worse) dealing eith everyone trying to find places to squeeze their two carryons.

      Sure my checked bag could usually fit in the overhead, but zero issues of accidentally having something sharp or forbidden. No carrying a bag for 2 miles in crowded air ports. Just a leisure stroll after landing and a short wait for my non black bag. No issues with security, just step right through their metal detector book in hand.(think that's changed now, not sure as I put into carryon to avoid fee)

      Imagine how much faster boarding would be if not for that!
        Think how much more room there is in the overhead if people weren't force to put it there.

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  41. Re:"Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pen by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    Sounds good - for a start...

  42. Liberal agenda- break up families by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if I marry, and my kids have my name, the flight is more expensive than if,
    I spawn kids on a woman, she keeps her name and the kids have random hyphenated names.
    Or perhaps adopt kids, who keep their names?
    So the LBWTF couple with adopted kids, gets a discount compared to the old fashioned married family.
    You wonder why the West is not reproducing.

    1. Re:Liberal agenda- break up families by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, I don't have kids because flying with them is inconvenient. Damn them tricky libruls!

    2. Re:Liberal agenda- break up families by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      So if I marry, and my kids have my name, the flight is more expensive than if,
      I spawn kids on a woman, she keeps her name and the kids have random hyphenated names.
      Or perhaps adopt kids, who keep their names?
      So the LBWTF couple with adopted kids, gets a discount compared to the old fashioned married family.
      You wonder why the West is not reproducing.

      Unfortunately you're telling me this as a married hetero man. If I knew this 20 years ago I would have been gay and adopted all my children instead. It's just so hard being Hetero having to pay more for kids on airplanes. LBGT have no idea the struggles we go through and the prejudice we face.

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    3. Re:Liberal agenda- break up families by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      liberal agenda? Nope. This item was put in place by a far far right guy. Michael O'Leary is as much an asshole as you and trump are.
      And the west is doing just fine in reproduction. Hell, look at how the asshole ACs have grown here.

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    4. Re:Liberal agenda- break up families by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, look at how the asshole ACs have grown here.

      Aren't they all Chinese/Russian spies and trolls though?
      Or are you realizing now that the home grown ones also notice your constant lies?

  43. Re: "Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pe by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

    Not necessarily true. There are plenty of companies, even entire industries, that exist while losing money - generally subsidized because they are either of national importance (ie, steel in the UK) or because they have indirect benefits to the local economy (Tourism is often given substantial subsidies, because tourists also spend heavily at local businesses filling up on exotic food and holiday tat). Airlines, though, are just doing quite well on their own.

  44. Re: "Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pe by Rockoon · · Score: 0

    Airlines would not exist if they were losing money.

    Airlines would not exist if governments didnt keep bailing them out. But they do. Repeatedly. Again and again. Each airline gets a bailout every few decades, and heavy subsidies every single year.

    Hence, what you claim isnt true. The airlines can go on and on forever without showing any real profits.

    The entire industry has been in the red for its entire history as an industry, From day one all the way to today.

    The big question is how come you were so eager to join the conversation, imparting your wisdom, when you dont know such well known, important, indisputable facts on the topic? A year doesnt go by without another airline bailout by one government or another, and its always well publicized. Front page publicized. Nightly news publicized. 60 minutes publicized. Everywhere publicized. Apparently no amount of press can inform you.

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  45. Re:Profitable business [Re:"Crack Down"-Should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And yet American Airlines ROA is ~3% and ROI is ~5%.
    https://csimarket.com/stocks/AAL-Return-on-Investment-ROI.html
    This definitely counts as "losing money." Cost of Capital includes Opportunity Cost, and they could have been making more money in a lot of other investments.

    Is it just American that's doing poorly? Nope.
    United 7% ROI
    https://csimarket.com/stocks/UAL-Return-on-Investment-ROI.html

    And some background
    https://www.investopedia.com/stock-analysis/031714/why-airlines-arent-profitable-dal-ual-aal-luv-jblu.aspx
    https://www.investopedia.com/financial-edge/0510/4-reasons-why-airlines-are-always-struggling.aspx

    So why do you think making $15.5 billion on $258 billion (WAG based on assumption of 6% ROI) is making lots of money? Obviously, because these articles told you to think so, combined with confirmation bias. That one's easy.

    So, the real question is: why do these articles want you to think making $15.5 billion on $258 billion is making lots of money? You note how they don't include the context of what the profitability ratio is? (Remember I had to guess.) Why are they using their Jedi Mind Tricks on you?

    But even more importantly, why are you letting them?

  46. been doing that for 20 years! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember getting split from my kids nearly 20 years ago, after they reached age 6. Worked out ok but I can imagine not everyone is ready for that.

    1. Re:been doing that for 20 years! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, the airlines have not been doing that. It was likely your wife set the seats up that way to get away from you and the kids.

  47. holy fuck; by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Any airline that is doing this should be called out. It is one thing to charge much higher prices based on how soon you get a ticket, 1-way vs 2-way, etc. BUT, to actively split families and then make them pay to be together, are airlines and CEOs that I hope dies off soon.

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  48. Re: "Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & P by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

    Hey dumbfuck, you just stated that they aren't losing money because they get subsidies and bail outs. You truly are a fucking idiot.

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  49. Ask a different question, get a different answer. by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    ...So, the real question is: why do these articles want you to think making $15.5 billion on $258 billion is making lots of money?

    I did not at any time use the word "lots."

    The post I was responding to stated that they were losing money. They are not. I stated that they are not, and gave citations.

    If you want to know, are they making "lots" of money-- that's a different question. If you want to know, are they gaining or losing value, that's also a different question. Ask a different question, get a different answer.

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  50. Works Okay, Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent about 40 hours in the air in the last week and actually got surprisingly good gateside service on most legs flying AA.

    Flying super economy, I was limited to personal+carryon in the last boarding group, so my bags were effectively forced to be gate checked free of charge (rather amusingly, the agent basically hemmed and hawed for a while without ever giving any kind of affirmation when I asked if gate checking was necessary)... my hardcase was cracked on the first leg, but they did a quick replacement swap at my final destination, giving me a name brand 200$ bag for a generic that cost me 30$.

    On the return flight, I was flying with my sister, and we were slotted in seats across the plane; she asked if there was any way she could be seated with her brother... they hesitated and asked if I was over 18. (Spoiler: My kids are over 18.) Then they switched us out for exit row seats at no additional charge.

  51. Re:"Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must hate profit! WHY do you hate on profits??

    Exploit the weak. Crush them babies. That's US!

    Captcha: preempt

  52. Re:"Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pen by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    That's right, hanging's too good for them. They should be forced to attend a Barbara Streisand concert and watch Lena Dunham TV shows every waking hour for a month. Then write an dissertation on the profound family dynamics of the Kardashians and their effect on society. If it doesn't pass muster, send them to China to learn social responsibility.

    He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive! Hanover Fiste

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  53. What about common last names? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a relatively common last name. Are they worried I might sit to someone I don't know?

  54. Sounds good to me :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing breeds intense dislike quite like enduring hours of sleep-deprivation in cramped quarters, so after one particularly memorable 20+ hour, multi-flight long-haul that nearly ended in divorce my wife and I came to an agreement that, in the interests of marital peace, we would always book seats well separated on all future long-haul flights.

    We say farewell at the boarding gate, ignore each other for the duration of the flight (including all stopovers), then reunite at baggage pickup at our destination.

  55. Re:"Crack Down"-Should be Forced Rebates & Pen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's actually from "Pilgrim's Progress" by John Bunyan.

  56. I don't get airlines by Hentai007 · · Score: 2

    They seem to go out of their way to make the entire experience as miserable as possible, and then they seem surprised that they keep losing money. I'm sure most folks would drop an extra 50-100$ if the seats were comfortable and the people working for the airline didn't always seem on the brink of suicide.

    I think the airlines, and now retail are an excellent example of what happens when you let the MBAs run all of your decision makings, they screw the customer at every chance to maximize profits until the customer gets sick of it, the company goes bankrupt, and they move on to the next sucker.

    1. Re:I don't get airlines by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I'm sure most folks would drop an extra 50-100$ if the seats were comfortable and the people working for the airline didn't always seem on the brink of suicide.

      In your dreams. In reality, people will see the increased cost on whatever booking site they use and move on the next airline.

    2. Re: I don't get airlines by Hentai007 · · Score: 1

      Not if it was advertised as such, I used to only fly Southwest because the planes were usually more comfortable and the staff cheerier even if it cost more, but now they are just as bad as all the others.

    3. Re: I don't get airlines by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      There's a reason why airlines are reducing service and fares... it isn't because customers care about comfort and customer service.

    4. Re: I don't get airlines by Hentai007 · · Score: 1

      Ah, and the fact they are consistently not turning a profit shows the wisdom in that?

    5. Re: I don't get airlines by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Go broke because your fares are low, or go broke because your planes aren't flying filled. Only a complete idiot would pretend that was an easy or obvious choice.

      And with that, I'm done. You not only have no clue, you have no interest in correcting that flaw.

    6. Re: I don't get airlines by Hentai007 · · Score: 1

      So a happy medium between lower fares and customer service is literally impossible? And no matter what all the airlines will go broke anyway? That's insane, that's literally insane, you are a crazy person.

  57. Re:Profitable business [Re:"Crack Down"-Should be. by jrumney · · Score: 1

    They only make that money in the Cayman Islands and other offshore tax havens. On paper in regular countries, they are losing money, hence the GP's confusion.

  58. Is this already lie #6 for the week WindBourne? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have been a busy little bee haven't you WindBourne.
    lying about beef, lying about electric cars, lying about CO2 emissions, lying about Aircon, lying about other people being liars.
    Now you are just making stuff up again. Where is your evidence.

    You should focus on having honour instead of worrying about how to spell it.

  59. More reading WindBourne less spamming your 'ideas' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5. For any ejection or denied-boarding of a passenger not coming under the oversell rule, the carrier must file a report with the FAA detailing the situation and attaching signed statements by all crew and passengers involved. No more ejecting a passenger because "somebody felt uneasy about this person."

    5) skip #5. It is already done by the Pilot. It is filed with the airlines.

    Do you understand English?

  60. Not all AC's are assholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know logging in doesn't turn your lies into the truth right?

  61. Re:Profitable business [Re:"Crack Down"-Should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't get "classic" business class on international flights anymore. Domestic first-class seats - 2x2 instead of 3x3 on standard narrow-body jets, a little more legroom - used to be available as international business, at about the same premium (roughly 2-3x as expensive as coach). Nowadays, you can get the extra legroom in premium economy, but if you want any more width, or to be able to sit next to your wife and nobody else, you're ponying up $6k+ per ticket to jump the pond. Yeah, you get the lay-flat seats, and tons of space, but Jesus it's a lot of money.