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  1. Re:Also leaked on China Announces Launch-Success Details — Before Launch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ground Control to Major Wong...Ground Control to Major Wong...

  2. Re:How? on 7th-Grader Designs Three Dimensional Solar Cell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is anybody else feeling really inadequate right now?

  3. Re:I'll stick with Firefox on Google Chrome, Day 2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Worst "profit" joke ever.

  4. Re:Sometimes it neccesary on CC Companies Scotch Mythbusters Show On RFID Security · · Score: 1

    I don't get it...

    Could you please put that in the form of a car analogy?

  5. Re:Here' an Idea on Obama's Evolving Stance On NASA · · Score: 1

    Just make sure that the tires are properly inflated.

  6. Re:And they say ... on Home Science Under Attack In Massachusetts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amen to that! Wait a minute...

  7. Frist Amendment on Massachusetts Sues to Halt Defcon Subway Hacking Talk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who needs free speech anyway?

  8. Re:double standard on Yahoo Blocks Venerable Email List Over False Positives · · Score: 1

    I will donate the money to get that fixed, as soon as my Nigerian prince friend sends me my share of his father's estate. Still waiting...

  9. Re:How Much Does the Pill Weigh? on Towards an Exercise Pill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good news! It's a suppository.

  10. Re:Degradation of rights for nothing on DHS Allowed To Take Laptops Indefinitely · · Score: 1

    And it even works for desktops too!

  11. Re:Hurray! on NASA Announces Water Found On Mars · · Score: 4, Funny

    We can't send them all of our tubes, I'm still in the middle of a download!

  12. Re:Anybody think that this will change anything? on Judge Rules Sprint Early Termination Fees Illegal · · Score: 1

    I agree completely, T-Mobile's service (at least where I am in Texas) is on par with AT&T and their data plan rates are much competitive, though they're not 3G I can deal perfectly well with edge while I'm on my phone. I'm getting directions or checking sports scores, not streaming video. I only wish they weren't jacking up their text rates like everybody else.

  13. Re:So welcome them in.. on Microsoft's Open Source Guru Faces Tough Fight · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well I may not have been the biggest fan of his last few movies, Sam Raimi has done a lot of nerdy work and deserves our respect, although I'll be damned if I can remember when he started working for Microsoft, I guess Spiderman 3 really was that bad.

  14. Oblig Futurama on MPAA Plans To Launch Movie Links Site · · Score: 1

    Huh, I thought there were only two, well I guess three is enough...

  15. Links to pics and the BBC article on EU and Russia Show Off New Lunar Spacecraft Design · · Score: 5, Informative
  16. Re:Keep off the cynicism... on Microsoft Blesses LGPL, Joins Apache Foundation · · Score: 1

    Hell I've just turned 27 and was forced into early retirement! Those young'ns with their hula-hoops and their rock and roll music. But I did rob the cradle with my 23 year old girlfriend.

  17. Re:One problem. on Microsoft Engineers Invent Displays That Top LCDs For Efficiency · · Score: 1, Funny

    Perfect! BSOD of the future...today!

  18. Re:Why don't they just buy it? on Hasbro Sues Makers of Scrabble-Like Scrabulous · · Score: 3, Funny

    Technically Q is worth way more than F

  19. Re:This violates my patent on The Death of Nearly All Software Patents? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I patented the use of S&M coupled with necrophilia and bestiality in a series of independent films years ago. Therefore your horse beating is in clear violation of my patent.

  20. Re:Hannah Montana on Mars In 3D · · Score: 1

    I think she's a little underage for most of the Slashdot crowd. Maybe you should try picking up the video instead.

  21. Re:Here we go... on Attack Code Published For DNS Vulnerability · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe he just speeds them up so they fit to a nice round minute. I for one would love to hear Freebird sped up so it lasts a minute.

  22. Re:Unbelievable on Next Generation SSDs Delayed Due To Vista · · Score: 5, Funny

    Vista killed my father, and raped my mother!

  23. Vector graphics can't work on Vector Graphics Lead Wish List For Future Browsers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where I work we're constantly scaling our web software needs to fit the situation, and I have yet to be able to cross a vector and a scalar!
    <ducks>

  24. Re:Pound? on Call Someone – Without Having To Talk To Them · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be great for those awkward next day calls. "No baby I called you. Check your voicemail! Your phone was probably in a blackout zone."

  25. Re:Hijack? Rogers ? on Canadian ISP Hijacking DNS Lookup Errors · · Score: 1

    I guess you can say they're no longer very...jolly?