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  1. And this is different...??? on JavaScript For the Rest of Us · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How is this different than every other programming language I've ever encountered? And doesn't writing javascript in, say, Arabic, just make it inaccessible to 99% of the people who like look at your code?

  2. Re:Ever done business in China? on China's Research Ambitions Hurt By Faked Results · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Ya, like all those people who went to jail after those banks crashed the economy. Oh, wait...

  3. Naturally on Haptic Gaming Vest Simulates Punches, Shots, Stabbing · · Score: 1

    This makes perfect sense because of course the part of shooters that people are most interested in accurate simulations of is the part where you suffer excruciating pain and spend months in the hospital recuperating. If you want total realism, every time you buy a copy of Modern Warfare 2, it should self destruct after you are killed the first time, forcing you to go out and buy another, bringing home the terrrible cost of war. Yeah, right...

  4. Lucky for him on Man Sues Neighbor Claiming Wi-Fi Made Him Sick · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's lucky he doesn't live in a universe where "electromagnetism" is everywhere, all the time. Oh, wait...

  5. Jury system doesn't work anymore on $338M Patent Ruling Against Microsoft Overturned · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The jury system was great back when the most complicated thing they had to make judgements on was whether or not a stolen horse had an altered brand - and they all worked with horses.

    Today we are asking 12 average joes to make life and death decisions about evidence that even highly trained people would find difficult to follow. The Enron finances, DNA evidence, whether or not some highly technical piece of code is "obvious". This is why juries ignore mountains of technical evidence in favour of bullshit like "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit".

    I don't know what the solution is, but I do know I don't want Tom, Dick and Harry sitting in judgement on my patent lawsuit.

  6. Re:There are more expensive hobbies on The Nickel & Dime Generation · · Score: 1

    Just to be clear, he spent $1000 in 4 years 8 months, not in one year. Even better!

  7. Inconceivable on Bad PC Sales Staff Exposed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Drones who sell stuff are prone to lie about their products? HAS THE PRESIDENT BEEN TOLD?

  8. And I guarantee you a 20% return on How To Save $1 Trillion a Year With Open Source · · Score: 1

    Listen, mutual funds a mugs game. You want to get in on the real investing. Open Source is where it's at. I'm managing a lot of peoples' money in the Open Source derivatives market, but I like you so I'll squeeze you in. Minimum investment is $100,000 but I've delivered consistent 20% returns to my clients over the last decade, as these complicated 1000 page spreadsheets will show. Really, if you aren't inversting in Open Source, you might as well be lighting your money on fire.

  9. Re:Poor choice for screensaver? on Why Is Linux Notebook Battery Life Still Poor? · · Score: 1

    Jumping through technical hoops aside, it takes less than 20 minutes to install Ubuntu on a PC (including the apps I want). I don't think I've ever completed a Windows install in less than 1 hour (just the OS, no apps). I find that difference alone compelling.

    I've installed (and ditched) Ubuntu on my laptop 3 times. You're right, it took about 20 mins to install. It then took most of 3 days to try and get my wireless working. In the end, it never did recognize my wireless card and I happily spent about 30 min reinstalling XP, which worked perfectly.

  10. More complicated than it looks on US Navy Tries To Turn Seawater Into Jet Fuel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really? Turning sea water into jet fuel is more complicated than it looks? Cause from here it looks pretty freaking complicated.

  11. Thank you god on China To Crack Down On "Undesirable" Games · · Score: 1

    I wish someone would ban undesireable games in North America. Would have stopped me from suffering through Battlecruiser 3000 AD and Daikatana back in the day.

  12. Re:Vietnamese Agent Orange vs. Iranian Despot on Iran Moves To End "Facebook Revolution" · · Score: 1

    1) the vietnamese kept POWs for decades after the war

    Really? Decades? Gosh, that is a long time. The war ended in 1975, so you have some evidence that Vietnam kept POWs until at least 1995? Really? Evidence?

    I didn't think so.

    You've been drinking the MIA/POW koolaid.

  13. Re:Guest account with Fast User Switching. on Keeping a PC Personal At School? · · Score: 1

    Or tell them to go fuck themselves.

    I've been unemployed for extended periods of time (years)

    Gee, I wonder why

    He's probably one of those persecuted types. Not his fault really, his personality disorder is likely genetic.

  14. Fastest invocation of Godwin's Law ever. on CoS Bigwig Likens Wikipedia Ban to Nazis' Yellow Star Decree · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Gee, they didn't even wait until the discussion thread to invoke the Nazis. Isn't that an automatic epic fail?

  15. Free as in beer? on Should Enterprise IT Give Back To Open Source? · · Score: 1

    I think the comments above me have adequately covered what an asinine concept it is to be pissed off that someone would have the audacity to take you up on your offer of using their free software, for free.

    I think some of this relates to the attitude of some developers that "business" is a bad thing, and therefore if businesses are using your open source software, they are somehow screwing you over.

    Glad to see most people here understand that to be ridiculous.

  16. Hello, My Name Is on How To Have an Online Social Life When You're Dead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hello,

    My name is Maybelle Mongumbo. I am a dead Nigerian widow with access to millions of dollars worth of bearer bonds and gold coins. I have spoken to god personally, and he assured me you were the person to help me transfer this money to the afterlife. First, I need you to send me you SS number, full name, birthdate, PIN, bank account information, and your mother's maiden name.

    God bless you.

  17. Re:Where there's a will... on Nintendo and the Decline of Hardcore Gaming · · Score: 1

    Very true. I've been playing on and off since the game came out an I don't have any characters above 50. Mostly cause I have alt-itis and tend to play in short spurts.

  18. I'm going to give it a try on Ubuntu 9.04 Is As Slick As Win7, Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    I'll give Ubuntu another try. I've fired it up with the livecd on three different distros, then immediately ditched it because it didn't detect my wifi card.

  19. Re:How about those hidden linux taxes? on "Apple Tax" Report Backfires On Microsoft · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why would a user try to install MS Windows programs in Linux (unless that program actually has a Linux version)?

    Congratulations on missing the point completely.

  20. Generally speaking... on April Fools Sees Fake Extra Millions For Users of Brokerage Site · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... if a ridiculously large amount of money shows up unexpectedly in your bank account, rushing out to spend it wildly before the mistake can be caught is not actually the smartest of the available options. The authorities look disapprovingly on such activities.

  21. Re:Reasoning? on ACLU Wins, No Sexting Charges For NJ Teens · · Score: 1

    Which means that this decision decided to ignore the issue of rather or not one can commit sex crimes against one's self.

    If I didn't commit sex crimes against myself, no one would, and then where would I be?

  22. Re:Free speech? on Canadian Court Orders Site To ID Anonymous Posters · · Score: 1

    It is one of the foundations of freedom of speech and democracy, allowing citizens to voice their concerns and opinions without fear of prosecution or ridicule.

    When did freedom from ridicule become a right? If you say something ridiculous, expect to be ridiculed for it. Kind of like now.

  23. Re:I can live with it on Why Fear the End of the R-Rated Superhero Movie? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why are superheroes fucking?

    Um, cause fucking is fun?

    What the hell kind of idiot question is that? You don't have a problem with superheroes shooting unarmed pregnant women, but you don't want to see them fucking? You sir are a sick puppy.

  24. Similarly, my appendix needs to be removed on Dealing With a Copyright Takedown Request? · · Score: 1

    Anyone have any advice on a good local anesthetic, type of kitchen knife to use, and the rating of fishing line I can use to close the incision? I'm too cheap to consult a doctor, but you guys know about this stuff right?

  25. Re:second amendment rights on Rocket Hobbyists Prevail Over Feds In Court Case · · Score: 1

    "An armed society is a polite society."

    This is perhaps the dumbest thing the NRA ever said.

    An armed society is not, in fact, a polite society but rather it is a frightened society. People don't become more polite because you have a gun. They become afraid that you'll shoot them for cutting them off in traffic.

    The ridiculous difference in violent crime rates between the US (lots of guns and very high violent crime) and everywhere else in the western world (few guns and much much less violent crime) suggests the exact opposite of your theory.