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  1. Back to school on Woman Claims Ubuntu Kept Her From Online Classes · · Score: 1

    If you're this stupid, then you should go back to school. May I suggest 3rd grade?

  2. Reading comprehension on Nintendo Slapped With Wiimote Strap Lawsuit Once Again · · Score: 1

    God forgive me, I thought it said Wiimote strapon. Right there I was almost convinced to buy a Wii.

  3. Re:Let's cut the conspiracy theory on When Teachers Are Obstacles To Linux In Education · · Score: 1

    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

  4. Re:Thomas Jefferson on James Boyle's New Book Under CC License · · Score: 1

    I'm not one to shun a history lesson, but I think the important thing here is that acknowledgment that the work of brilliant people should be free to all.

    Really? How do you propose that brilliant people feed themselves?

  5. Re:fairness on Bittorrent To Cause Internet Meltdown · · Score: 1

    For all of the ridiculous people saying "I paid for 10Mbp download and I should get it", I have to ask, have you ever, even once, downloaded anything at 10Mbp? No, you haven't. I have had 10Mbp service for ages, and it is nice and fast, but I have never approached 10Mbp at any time.

    Engage your brains please.

  6. Re:The real news on Surgeons Weld Wounds Shut With Surgical Laser · · Score: 1

    A society which thinks it's perfectly OK to rape anyone in sight and then eats them blatantly violates everything that was ever said about human rights pretty much anywhere in this world. There is probably not a government on the planet right now that would get behind that notion

    Great, you've identified a moral absolute which no one in the history of the planet has ever disagreed with. Universal rape followed by cannibalism is out. Awesome. Good luck coming up with a universally agreed list of moral absolutes that actually correspond to real life moral questions though.

  7. Pfffffft on What The Banned iPhone Ad Should Really Look Like · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can do all those things on my iPhone 3G and at the same time drive my car at 100 mph over twisty mountain roads while an exhausted super model runs her hand over my ultra smooth face (which I shaved in one stroke with my 9 bladed razor) and tells me how great I shag since I started taking Erectzor.

    Anyone who can't is a pansy.

  8. Re:Support on StarOffice Dropped From Google Pack · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's brilliant. Just tell the company president that your plan to ensure support for the company's office suite software is to fire off emails to the internet whenever there is a problem.

    Regardless of how well forums or mail lists work, its not very sellable to senior management.

  9. Robo-DRM on EA Recommends Hilarious Work-Around For RA3 CD-Key · · Score: 2, Funny

    ED-209: [menacingly] Please guess the last number of the CD Key.You have 20 seconds to comply.

    ED-209: You now have 15 seconds to comply. ...

  10. Virtual World Economics Explained on The Second Coming of Virtual Worlds · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can explain every aspect of virtual world economics.

    Feel free to buy a virtual ticket to the lecture "How to Retire Your Toon", which my toon will be giving at the virtual conference centre in Second Life. Real world currency only.

  11. Anti-Semantism on Untangling Web Information · · Score: 3, Funny

    Buncha anti-semantists on this site.

  12. Obviously no toilet seats on Sysadmin Steals Almost 20,000 Pieces of Computer Equipment · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently he didn't get any of those $600 toilet seats or $900 hammers that we used to hear about the military procuring.

  13. Re:It isn't "better" now, though... on Robert Heinlein's Pre-Internet Fan Mail FAQ · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am intrigued by your lesbian star trek fan fiction and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  14. Re:Ergonomic? on Dolphin Inspired Mini-sub · · Score: 2, Funny

    As I always say, "That looks like it hurt... but only for a second."

  15. Oh great on Archiving the History of Virtual Worlds · · Score: 1

    675 terabytes of: "you ganking faggot!" "I ganked yer mom" "lrn2noob" "wts conan's hairy balls" "why r u on rp server with l33t name fucker?"

  16. War? on Russia and Georgia Engaged In a Cyberwar · · Score: 1

    They are engaged in a cyber war the same way the criminal and victim engage in a rape war.

  17. Yoda says on LucasArts Embargoes "Clone Wars" Reviews · · Score: 1

    When so many movies you have made, suck so much you will not.

  18. Re:How to choose a roommate by their email address on Inferring Personality From Email Addresses · · Score: 3, Funny

    One of the responses was from a girl who said she was fun and easy to get along with and had no problem rooming with guys. My friend was about to call her, but I noticed that her email address was some sort of obfuscated leet-speak, and after staring at it for a moment I realized it was her bra size + some other personality attributes. I decifered it and did a google search only to find some prom pictures that would make a porn star blush.

    So, of course, you called her immediately and asked her when she could move in?

    You tell this story like it was a bad thing...

  19. Faithless lackeys on California Can't Perform Pay Cut Because of COBOL · · Score: 1

    Just further proof that the Lords of Cobol are upset with our lack of faith.

  20. What the internet needs... on Craigslist Prankster Sued, Argues DMCA Abuse · · Score: 1

    What the internet needs is some way to inflict a good old fashioned punch in the face when confronted by the equivalent of an obnoxious asshole. There is a reason that people like this loser don't behave this way in real life...

  21. Really? on R.I.P Usenet: 1980-2008 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am looking at alt.news.usenet.demise.predicitions-by-asshats right now and I can't see anything to suggest this is true.

  22. Say what? on US To Launch Military Orbital Spaceplane · · Score: 1

    I thought that once we mastered the technology of the Ancients, we'd just use star gates for that kind of thing. Why we still building space planes?

  23. Re:Yes, it's too old. on Hasbro Sues Makers of Scrabble-Like Scrabulous · · Score: 1

    Secondly, I doubt many people at all would be confused. "Scrabulous" and "Scrabble" are clearly distinct but related words. My suspicion is that almost anyone you asked that question to would (a) assume the game is similar to Scrabble but (b) be aware that it isn't an official version of Scrabble.

    Try opening a fast food restaurant called "McRonalds" and selling "Big Mick" burgers and see how well your argument holds up in court.

  24. Re:It's like watching ugly people kiss on Microsoft Offered $40 a Share For Yahoo · · Score: 1

    if I were a YHOO shareholder, I'd have dumped as soon as the offer hit the table and the stock hit $30. Why on earth would you hold out for $31? Your juvenile grasp of business is probably why you aren't a YHOO shareholder.

  25. Actually... on Deutsche Telekom Secretly Tracked Phone Calls · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The question isn't whether or not this is wrong; the question is who on earth is stupid enough to use a phone company's own system to leak secret information about that phone company....