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  1. Summary on Can Google Kill PowerPoint? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Powerpoint

    Strengths

    • Standard
    • Multiplatform
    • Powerful
    Weaknesses
    • Microsoft=Evil
    • Somewhat Expensive
    Preso

    Strengths

    • Free
    • Works OK
    • Google=Good
    Weaknesses

    • Sucks
    • Only Online
    • No Animation ,li>No Image Tools
    • Can't Bet Company On It
    Keynote

    Strengths

    • Better than PowerPoint
    • Lickable
    • Apple=Good
    • Finer Control
    • Create LOL Cats in Record Time
    Weaknesses

    • None. That Shalt Not Question the One and Holy Jobs

  2. I'm Not Sure I Buy His Analysis on Virtualization Decreases Security · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The snippet presented seems to suggest that more security holes in virtualization = less secure operating system, or OS(X) + V(X), where OS(X) represents the operating system vulnerabilities and V(X) represents virtualization vulnerabilities.

    However, I see this more as if the virtualization layer actually sits under the OS layer, then the actual security for remote intrusion would be, first, Y/OS(X), THEN Y/V(X), where Y is the number of people with the knowledge to exploit each vulnerability. Thus, someone who wanted to exploit the system would both have to be capable of exploiting an OS vulnerability, and THEN also exploiting a virtualization vulnerability.

    (And we're talking about remote usage, because we all know it's virtually impossible to protect a system from anyone who has direct access to the hardware.)

    I understand that reality may not be quite as tidy, but it still seems like a virtualized system would be much more secure that a non-virtualized system, if only because the increased level of knowledge involved means a smaller number of hackers capable of exploiting both layers. What am I missing?

  3. I want to hear about you trying to move to Mac... on A Brief History of Slashdot Part 2, Explosions · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...but you had to move back because it kept taking forever to transfer that one 17 MB file...

  4. The UN? Surely you jest... on Soviet Union TLD Owners Snub ICANN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An international body like the UN would be a more appropriate overseer, surely?

    Yes, let's remove an organization whose competence is questioned and replace it with one whose corruption and incompetence is beyond question. That's like firing Kevin Kostner as a movie director and hiring Uwe Boll instead. Far better ICANN than the crooked, incompetent clowns at the UN. Hell, even the Mafia would be better; then at least the Internet would be run by competent criminals...

  5. I Did RTFM, and there's key info missing on MIT Startup Unveils New 64-Core CPU · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Key information missing from the article:

    1. Die size: How big is it?
    2. How many watts of power does it consume?
    3. What is the heat dissipation?
    4. What is the floating point performance?



    Without those bits of information, it's impossible to guage exactly who might night this chip, and how successful it might be.

  6. "Sucker!" on D2 Updates, Text Message Notifcation · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Anyone still running D1 is a sucker.

    Ah yes, insulting your readership. I see that Slashdot's grasp of the finer points of customer relations remains as firm as ever...

  7. Solution: A Giant Dome on EPA Sends Data Center Power Study to Congress · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Just put a giant dome over the data center. Prevents any waste heat from escaping out into the environment.

    Now if the EPA could just address our nation's growing Spider Pig problem...

  8. All of your examples show why they were shut down on Mitsubishi Breaks Up Famous Computer Science Lab · · Score: 3, Interesting
    None of the examples you list were ever brought to market as or part of a Mitsubishi product. Moreover, they seem to be doing a lot of deep computer work for a company that is little known today for computers, but rather their automotive and consumer electronics divisions.

    In an era when Nintindo has passed Sony in market cap, it pays to focus your research efforts on areas relevant to your core competencies rather than blue-sky research into market segments where your presence is negligable.

    Hell, even the classic example of Xerox PARC is one of a brilliant organization whose parent company was woefully unable to commoditize the ideas there (their GUI licensing deal in exchange for Apple stock is among their few commercial successes).

    Publically held corporations exist to make stockholders money, not to do research "because it's cool." Period.

  9. 8-Track? You are SO high on The Complete History of Format Wars · · Score: 3, Funny
    I can't believe that the person who compiled this list actually thought 8-track tape (of all things) was a superior format. I can only assume that they're someone who never actually listened to an 8-track tape player, which were notorious for having an audible rumble from the playing mechanism. To recreate the experience of listening to an 8-track tape, take a jambox and set it on top of your washing machine while running a large load. That's the pure sonic fidelity of 8-track.

    Now get the hell off my lawn...

  10. "More Addictive than Tetris"? on Identify Galaxies Using Spare Wetware Cycles · · Score: 5, Funny
    One wonders just how the subitter used to play Tetris...

    "Tetris Diary: Day One. This will be an ongoing catalog of the various Tetris shapes I see while playing the game.

    First: A cube. Good start!

    Second: A clockwise L-shape. I can feel the tension mounting!

    Third: A counter-clockwise L-shape. What are the odds??

    Fourth: A counter-clockwise S-shape! A trend emerges!

    Fifth: A clockwise S-shape. Unbelievable!

    Sixth: A STRAIGHT LINE! WE HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE!!!!

    I have now reached the top of the screen and the game has ended. Will start again and try to contain my unbelievable excitement over cataloging shapes."

  11. Have any idea how expensive invisible ink will be? on Xerox Develops New Way to Print Invisible Ink · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hell, ink jet ink is already more expensive per gram than pure heroin, Just imagine how much of a premium the invisible ink refill is going to cost you!

    "Yeah, I'm afraid your Lemon Juice Cartridge was out, so I replaced that. The total bill will be just under $6,000."

  12. You are mistaken. Clinton RAISED taxes in 1993 on Best Presidential Candidate for Nerds? · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Clinton's tax cuts occurred in 1993 when Democrats had control of Congress and the white house.

    Wrong. I don't know why anyone modded you up for this gross and blatent revisionism, but Clinton promised tax cuts in 1992, then delivered tax increases in 1993. Just search Google for "1993 Clinton Tax Cut".

  13. Speaking of overreaction... on Digg.com Attempts To Suppress HD-DVD Revolt · · Score: 1
    ...I tried to submit the code as a link to the original Slashdot article on Fark...and got a three day submission ban for "Submission queue abuse". Et tu, Drew?

  14. How about a song for Castro's Victims? on RMS Protest Song On Gitmo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How about a song for the thousands of victims tortured and killed under Castro's regime? You know, the people who weren't imprisioned for involvement in terrorism, but for such "crimes" as running an unauthorized library or demonstrating for democracy? Where are their songs?

  15. Technological superiority at last! on Apple Ships 8-Core MacPro · · Score: 4, Interesting
    IIRC, Neither Dell nor HP have yet shipped duel-3GHz quad core desktop machines, which means that Apple officially makes the fastest Intel desktop PC in the world.

    As a longtime mac user, I must admit that it feels inordinately good to say that.;-)

  16. How about ending ALL Agribusiness subsidies? on Strange Bedfellows Fight Ethanol Subsidies · · Score: 1

    There's no justification for what s essentially an income transfer program from the poor to the rich (the most money always goes to the biuggest producers while prices supports driving up the prices of bread and milk) that damages the environment, screws taxpayers and benefits the most politically well-connected. All agribusiness subsidies should be eliminated immediately, not just ethanol, though that's certainly a good place to start. I guess poor little Fortune 500 companies like ADM will just have to make money in the free market like everyone else...

  17. 1. Eliminate PE 2. But Little tubs on Atkins on Sport Is Unrelated To Obesity In Children · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. This suggests what many geeks have been suggesting for a long time: Eliminate PE from the required school cirriculum. Every since it was made mandatory under (IIRC) Kennedy, Americans have only gotten fatter. It doesn't help the problem, and it institutionalizes the bullying of the weak by the strong. Could we better compete with China if, instead of running around a gym for an hour, every American high school student got an extra hour of math, science, or computer instruction? (Given teacher's unions, its no sure thing, but it certainly couldn't hurt.) let those who want to take PE as an elective, and let the rest get smarter rather than sweatier.

    2. If other diets haven't worked, try putting Little Tubby on Atkins. No, it won't necessarily work for everyone. It depends on the type of metabolism you have. But if you've tried low-fat and it doesn't work, Atkins (or another carb-restrictive diet) might.

  18. "an insightful Rob Enderle"??? DOES NOT COMPUTE! on Five Things You Can't Discuss about Linux · · Score: 5, Informative
    I'm sorry, my logic checker immediately flagged this as a hopeless oxymoron, much like Enderele, sans the oxy.

    Remember, Enderle is the guy who's predicted the demise of the Macintosh more than anyone else. If there's a topic involving the Mac, Windows, or Linux, there's no question he'll be on the wrong side of it. It's amazing to see a pundit come in at a full 1750 MiliDvorak's on the Idiot Tech Pundit Scale.

    But don't take my word for, as Google confirms the objective truth:
    Rob Enderle insightful: 9,270 hits, Rob Enderle idiot: 32.200 hits

    Anytime I read the phrase "Rob Enderle says," I know I can stop reading right there.

  19. Biggest Difference on Newton's Ghost Haunts Apple's iPhone · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Steve Jobs is not John Sculley.

  20. If Apple made a Magic Pony, would Microsoft? on Zune Business Dev Executive Moves On · · Score: 5, Funny
    Steve Jobs, Macworld, 2008: "We've invented the iPony!" (pulls back sheet to reveal shining white magical pony prancing on stage) "His name is Starshine, and we made him from moonbeams, fairy dust, suger, spice, and a tiny bit of neatsfoot oil. He can sing, dance, do your algebra homework, and go from 0-60 in 4.9 seconds!"

    Steve Ballmer, 6 months later: "We've invented the ZunePony!" (pulls back sheet to reveal hideous brown zombie pony with mismatched eyes and visible stitching across its reanimated carcase and reeking of death and sulfer) "His name is Mordheim, and we made him from corpses, discarded auto parts and some leftover copies of Microsoft Bob. He can shamble nearly 20 feet in any direction, emit unearthly screams like a damned soul, and feast on the flesh of the living!" (At this point, the zombie pony stumbles toward the camera and starts eating the brain of an AP reporter. Thankfully, this doesn't seem to have any impact on the reporter's career.)

    Newstory six months later: "Microsoft says it's quite happy to capture 2% of the Magic Pony market this year. 'Just wait for ZunePony 2.0!' said Ballmer. "We've added claws and horns!"

  21. Hollywood? Promoting Writers? on Solving DRM in the BitTorrent Age · · Score: 3, Interesting
    We'll see that shortly after The Ann Coulter/Rush Limbaugh Home for Gay Communist Welfare Cheats opens in East St. Louis.

    Haven't you heard the joke? "Did you hear about the Polish starlet? She was so dumb, she slept with the writer."

    Hollywood pays writers very well compared to non-film jobs, but also treats them like dirt and screws them over at the drop of a hat. They're well below actors, directors, and producers on the Talent Totem Pole. Here's an easy way to confirm for yourself how little heed Hollywood pays writers: Without looking at the IMDB, name any writer who has won an Academy Award (other than Peter Jackson) for best original or Adapted Screenplay. Get one and you're probably doing better than 99% of the movie-viewing public.

    Or to put it another way: We'll see Hollywood start promoting writers right after they stop making films based on TV shows or video games.

  22. Thin Clients! The Future of Computing Since 1994! on 'Dumb Terminals' Can Be a Smart Move for Companies · · Score: 4, Funny
    I look forward to the 2017 Slashdot article proclaiming how thin clients are the wave of the future as well, right next to the stories about how practical fusion and "real" artificial intelligence are just around the corner...

  23. Let me translate from the Market-Speak on U.S. Cities Don't Make the Intelligence Cut · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "We want government to pay for lots of Broadband so the people proping up this institute make lots of money."

    "The Intelligent Community Forum (ICF) is a nonprofit think tank that focuses on job creation and economic development in the broadband economy."

    This is not an objective measure of how "intelligent" a community is, it's an objective measure of what broadband policies will make the global technocratic elite supporters of the institute the most money. And the "Digital Inclusiveness" blurb means "How can we get more money from taxpayers to line our pockets?"

    But I'm sure they appreciate the free advertising. In fact, I would say that was worth $25,000 of free advertizing for them, which means that now Slashdot will have to register as a paid lobbyist. Oh wait, that bill was defeated.

  24. Read that as 3 Layers Today, Ten LAWYERS Tomorrow on Three HD Layers Today, Ten Layers Tomorrow · · Score: 4, Funny
    Which, considering the current state of U.S. patent law, might be every bit as accurate...

  25. My "Screwed By Paypal" Story on Paypal Won't Release Funds To Slain Soldier's Family · · Score: 3, Informative
    I run a business selling science fiction first editions on the side, and eBay is one of my selling venues.

    Over the past few years, eBay has been slowly tightening the screws to get people to switch to "Business" accounts (i.e., the ones they get a percentage of every transaction on) as opposed to "Personal" accounts. First they made it so that you couldn't accept credit card payments on your personal account. (OK, fine, credit cards charge fees.) If you received a credit card payment on a personal account, you had the choice of upgrading the account or denying that charge. Then they made it so that you couldn't sell on eBay accepting paypal and NOT take credit cards, which meant you had to get a business account. (Not so fine.)

    But what really pissed me off was the fact that, sometime in October 2006, they changed the rules again without bothering to tell anyone. They disabled the Deny button for PayPal payments for eBay auction if you had a personal account designated for that auction, and also made it impossible for the Payee to cancel the transaction! Before I just denied the charge, then sent a bill from the my business Paypal account. But now neither I nor my winning bidders could cancel the transaction! And both eBay and Paypal customer service (the phone support of which has been is a pay call to a call center that's re-routed to India) refused to do anything about it. I finally had to wait until it aged out of the system after 30 days, because I refuse to upgrade with a metaphorical gun to my head.

    There was no e-mail or account notice of this on Paypal or eBay, just an update to the Terms of Service buried somewhere on their respective websites.

    Thanks a lot, eBay. Way to ensure that GCash has an audience ready and willing to switch from Paypal at the first opportunity thanks to your heavy-handed tactics. Ditto for a GAuction, when it comes...