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  1. Fluorescent Lights Damage Books on Wal-Mart Is Pushing Compact Fluorescent Bulbs · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Fluorescent lights cause fading/bleaching in book covers. Though not as prnounced as the effects of sunlight, it still damages books, which is why, as a book collector, I won't be replacing my incandescent lights anytime soon...

  2. My BOLD Predictions! on What Will Happen in IT in 2007? · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Apple will release several cool new products.
    2. A Windows security hole will be discovered.
    3. Internet use will increase.
    4. Zune will not overtake the iPod.
    5. The prices of hard drives and DRAM will continue to fall.
    6. The circulation of print newspapers will continue to decline.
    7. Interest groups will raise a stink over violence in video games.
    8. A major technology company will introduce a new form of DRM...which will fail miserably.
    9. The next version of Mac OS X will be visually and technically superior to Windows Vista.
    10. Duke Nukem Forever will not be released.

    I know I'm going out on a limb here, but trust me. I'm a science fiction writer. I can see the future!

  3. Too bad Solzhenitsyn is so old on Chess Grandmaster Kasparov Versus President Putin · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If I were to pick a single Russian of perfect integrity to challenge Putin for the presidency, it would be Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. The man who wrore The Gulag Archipelago, one of the most important books of the 20th centur, and the one which exposed the vast Soviet network of slave labor concentration camps, as well as either the first or second worst (depening on which set of numbers you use) genocides of the 20th century.

    The man who put his life on the line to tell the truth about the evil's of communism is one of the great intellectual heroes of our day, as well someone of absolute integrity and moral authority. Alas, he is also 88 years old, and it's hard to conceive of him undertaking the rigors of a political campaign, or even the office of President, at that age. but one can dream...

  4. Everyone knows the TRUE shape of the universe... on Is the Universe a Hall of Mirrors? · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's turtles, all the way down...

  5. Hollywood? Not accurate? I'm shocked, SHOCKED! on Servers, Hackers, and Code In the Movies · · Score: 4, Funny
    I haven't been this shocked since I found out pro-wrestling was fake!

    If Hollywood isn't accurate regarding computer technology, I shudder to think what else they've depicted might be wrong. Next you're going to tell me good guys don't have unlimited ammunition, you can't trick a killer to confesing to a murder on national television, and that ugly women can't be transformed into supermodels merely by taking off their glasses!

  6. Wise Move:Foundations Often Violate Founder Intent on Gates Foundation To Spend All Its Assets · · Score: 3, Insightful
  7. Google Goes Nuclear; Microsoft's Pants=Brown Alert on Should Google Go Nuclear? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Actually, the headline I wanted to use was "Google Now Officially a Nuclear Power; Microsoft Sets Pants to Brown Alert", but it was too long to fit in Slashdot's headline space...

    Actually, I think that Google would be far more trustworthy with nuclear weapons than Iran or North Korea.

    Obligatory science fiction refernce: Vernor Vinge's "The Ungoverned"

  8. Let's Ask Clippy on Making the Sounds of Vista · · Score: 5, Funny
    I see you're trying to perform Frippitronics! Would you like to:

    • Feed guitar notes into delay, reverb and replay tape-loop system?
    • Hire Brian Eno to help you?
    • Reform King Crimson yet again?
    • Sell out to Microsoft?
    Personally, I'm going to wait until the remixed, remasterd versions of the Vista sounds come out with additional material in a special boxed set available only from Discipline Global Mobile...

  9. New Sophisticated eBay Phising Spam Scam Wrinkle on Bot Nets Behind Recent Spam Surge · · Score: 4, Informative
    Today I finally got an ebay phising scam spam e-mail that was almost good enough to fool me, if I hadn't been paying attention:

    1. It looked like a real question from eBay.
    2. It was actually for a real item I had listed (albeit a closed auction listing).
    3. The contact name was a real eBay bidder, and clicking on the linked name brought up the actual eBay user's page.
    4. BUT...clicking on the response button took you to a sign-in page on a phising site.

    Most of the eBay phising attempts I get are pretty laughable, but this was good enough to be worth warning about, as someone has finally written a sophisticated enough phising bot to send these out based on listings.

    So, if you weren't already doing this before, to answer eBay mail, go in through your MyEbay link rather than any mail link to answer eBay mail.

  10. The greatest threat of ID theft? Windows on UK Banks Dump Credentials in Bin Bags · · Score: -1, Troll
    "Where can we expect to find the greatest threat of ID theft?"

    That's easy: sitting in a database on an unpatched Windows box with access to the internet. What's the average time before an unprotected Windows box with default safety configuration is rooted after connecting to the Internet? Something like three minutes?

    As long as people store vital iformation on inherantly insecure Windows boxen, ID theft will continue to occur.

  11. Obligatory Simpsons Reference on Study Shows Good With Math Means Bad With People · · Score: 5, Funny
    Lisa: Dad, as intelligence goes up, happiness often goes down. In fact, I made a graph! [sadly] I make a lot of graphs.

  12. Well, it does say "Tag" on Airport To Tag Passengers With RFID · · Score: 4, Funny
    Don't worry, after they've stapled this to your ear, they'll let you go so you can go back to mingling with the rest of the herd.

    Just count yourself fortunate that they've given up on their branding idea...

  13. How many kinds of bad is that summary? on Fusing Design with Technology · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Whoa boy, where to start:
    "Since the creations by Walt Disney of Space Mountain and EPCOT, progressives have attempted to show us a picture of how technology will affect our future lives.
    1. It's a lot older than Disney World. 1939 World's fair, anyone? Or before that, how about a more radical example, like the Italian Futurists.
    2. "Progressives" - "I don't think that word means what you think it means." These days, "Progressive" means "a liberal, but we can't call him a liberal because that phrase is too unpopular with voters." Do you mean a futurist? A student of progress?

    More often than not, these pictures become laughable after 20 years. Not for Royal Philips Electronics
    Uh, who died and made you Hari Seldon? You have absolutely no way of knowing that Phillips' vision won't look equally laughable 20 years down the road. History suggests it will be just as laughable. If you could see the future, you'd be investing in the stock market, not posting to Slashdot.

    The future will not only be stranger than we imagine, but stranger than we can imagine...

  14. Let's get them all out of the way on Power Suit Promises Super-Human Strength · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. What could possibly go wrong?
    2. I for one welcome our new power-suited overlords!
    3. Does it transform into a semitruck?
    4. Put Rico's Roughnecks on standbye.
    5. Now we need to find a whining Japanese teenage boy who will be required to share living quarters with lots of hot girl and who be the only one who can pilot the mech to save the world.
    6. All hail our giant cyborg President! May death come quickly to his enemies!

    OK, we now return you to your regular Slashdotting.

  15. "How long will we keep getting lucky?" on The Man Who Literally Saved the World · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Unil the current government of Iran develops nuclear weapons and decides to bring about The Coming of the 12th Imam.

  16. No Wireless. Less space than an iPod. Lame. on The Hard Drive Turns 50 · · Score: 1
  17. "Must be young, attractive, and female" on Stephen Hawking Looking for Assistant · · Score: 3, Informative
  18. "Waiter! There's a virus on my steak!" on Viruses the New Condiment · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Please keep it down, sir, or everyone will want some."

  19. I am a HISTORIAN on Hoarders vs. Deleters- What Your Inbox Says · · Score: 1
    Someday, future generations will thank me for the vast treasure-trove of research data provided by my meticulously saved folder of penis-enlargement spam and Windows viruses...

  20. Tacoma Narrows: 0 Deaths; Big Dig: At least 1 on Big Dig - One of Engineering's Greatest Mistakes? · · Score: 1
    No one was killed in the Tacoma Narrows Bridge Disaster.

    One person has already died as the reult of shoddy practices on the Big Dig.

    Also, the original Tacoma Narrows Bridge probably cost, at most, hundreds of thousands of Pre-WWII dollars. The Big Dig has already cost over $14 billion.

  21. Hmm, who would buy OpenGL? on Slashback: SGI, Exploding Dell, Gizmo · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Hmmm, I wonder what computer company would want to buy OpenGL? It would have to be someone that doesn't have a DirectX license,or already used OpenGL in its operating system. I wonder who that could be?

    (cough cough Apple cough cough)

  22. Ten Novels I'd Rather See Made Into Movies on Kiefer Sutherland Headlines Dragonlance Movie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    1. Neuromancer
    2. Bridge of Birds
    3. Eon
    4. Permutation City
    5. The Shadow of the Torturer
    6. Childhood's End
    7. The Diamond Age
    8. Perdido Street Station
    9. Hyperion
    10. A Fire Upon the Deep

    What all these have in common is that they would be based on original novels, rather than, say, spinoff novels based on a particular campaign setting based on a particular Role Playing Game based loosely on The Lord of the Rings. Really, do we need a movie based on Dragonlance anymore than we need, say, a novelization of the video game Doom? (You've got to hand it to Linaweaver and ab Hugh for written four books based on a game who's actual description would be "He ran. He ran. He shot the monster. He ran. He shot the monster. He flipped a switch. He shot the monster. He got a bigger gun. He shot the monster...")

    How about making a movie based on the best speculative fiction has to offer? Sure, 9 times out of 10 Hollywood is going to screw it up. But that's true of anything Hollywood touches. Why not at least reach for greatness?

  23. Special Dan Rather Edition? on 'Roll Your Own News' DVDs Now Shipping · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    CBS News? Would this be the special Dan Rather edition, with Microsoft Word 1972, indluding the the Extra Special Font Kerning package? Man, that would be well worth $29!

    (The confused can click here.)

    Maybe people should pass until a real news organization starts putting out DVDs...

  24. Will they treat spammers like Falun Gong members? on China Getting 'Serious' About Spam? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'll beleive Communist China is serious about stopping spammers when they start treating them like Falun Gong members. You know, like imprisoning them in forced labor camps and working them to death. Or maybe torturing them. But until they're willing to treat spammers with the same harsh methods the Communist Party reserves for those trying to exercise freedom of religion, I doubt I'll see any reduction of spam in my mailbox.

  25. 1999 Called. They Want Their Headline Back on Who Will Join Microsoft in the Portal Wars? · · Score: 1
    Really, weren't portals all the rage during Internet Book 1.0? Why again now? Anyone can put up a portal.