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  1. Re:Well duh on The Open Office Is Destroying the Workplace · · Score: 1

    ...enough computers just for 70% of staff...

    Unless you're a convenience store or a machine shop or something, that sounds pretty idiotic. How does that work? 30% are expected to BYOD?

  2. Re:Cheaper on United and Orbitz Sue 22-Year-Old Programmer For Compiling Public Info · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If this was true, why are the airlines constantly teetering on the edge of bankruptcy with razor-thin margins?

    Maybe their core business is lobbying the government for handouts and subsidies, and they're actually really incompetent at running airlines?

  3. Re:Fantastic! on Finland Dumps Handwriting In Favor of Typing · · Score: 1

    That would be a much more useful skill to have then cursive.

    But whichever way to write we teach them, we should teach the children to spell.

  4. Re:No Control on In a Self-Driving Future, We May Not Even Want To Own Cars · · Score: 1

    In The Future, regardless of whether the car is autonomus or not, it will of course always report its travels to the manufacturer, and to the government. For Your safety, citizen. And because terrorists.

  5. Re:Alphabetical order across columns on The Classic Control Panel In Windows May Be Gone · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered about that too. How do you even come up with the idea?

  6. Re:This looks familiar on The Classic Control Panel In Windows May Be Gone · · Score: 1

    Where did the latest GUI designers graduate from?

    Somewhere cheap, I presume. I mean, come on, I could make as good-looking as any flat icons. I could never make even passable skeuomorphic icons. This has to be a scheme to not have to hire actual artists to make your UI.

  7. Re:less clicks on The Classic Control Panel In Windows May Be Gone · · Score: 1

    3. if you have to 'search' for it, the UI has failed, regardless whether the search is within the system or done with the internet. FUCK SEARCH.

    I particularly love how the proponents often say "discoverability" in one senctence and "just search!" in the next.

  8. Re:Not my problem on Living On a Carbon Budget: The End of Recreation As We Know It? · · Score: 1

    But maybe he really needs all those things?

  9. Re:Diversity? on Obama Names National Medal of Science, Technology & Innovation Winners · · Score: 1

    So gender is not important to you? Tsk, tsk, tsk...

  10. Re:Fucking die Gates on Bill Gates Wants To Remake the Way History Is Taught. Should We Let Him? · · Score: 1

    One place for everyone and everyone in their place. Now, if we only could make tenure inheritable also...

  11. Re:Nation of Retards on South Carolina Student Arrested For "Killing Pet Dinosaur" · · Score: 0

    You laugh, but if Obama bin Laden had gone to this school, you can be sure that he would not have been flying that plane into that building ten years ago. This is how it starts.

  12. Re:Proves point on 2 Galileo Satellites Launched To Wrong Orbit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Using alien technology. To film it in a Hollywood basement.

  13. Re:High success rate or lots of unknowns? on 40% Of People On Terror Watch List Have No Terrorist Ties · · Score: 1

    If they are on the list for a good reason, why are they not in jail, or dropped from the list, by now? It's been ten years, and the government has watched their every step. Surely they would have done something illegal by now.

    (The government has watched their every step, right? I mean, these people are so dangerous that we can't let them fly. Surely, they can't be just let loose unsupervised in 2D-society.)

  14. Re:Education? Affordable housing? Healthcare? on The Social Laboratory · · Score: 1

    If the the populace rebels, or votes for more liberal (in the "freedom" sense, not in the American politics sense) policies, they will get no education, no affordable housing, and no healthcare. Surveillance enables the government to quell such dissent. There, that's the connection.

  15. Re:Great... on How Many Members of Congress Does It Take To Pass a $400MM CS Bill? · · Score: 1

    Won't these classes rather be on how to use word processors, spreadsheets, and other Microsoft applications, and name-the-parts-of-the-computer, and such? Maybe write some Visual BASIC on the last week of the semester.

  16. Re:Legitimate concerns on UK Government Report Recommends Ending Online Anonymity · · Score: 1

    I propose we forbid (attack) violence. Then no-one will be hurt physically, and we can still have anonymous free speech.

  17. Re:Institutional hypocrisy on On Forgetting the Facts: Questions From the EU For Google, Other Search Engines · · Score: 1

    The EU regulators don't want to appear as "censors" (with the unsavory connotation that the word carries in a presumably democratic environment)...

    That is a solved problem. Call it "filtering" instead and not only will The Public not object but they will demand it. To protect the children.

  18. Re:Trade is so BORING. on New Digital Currency Bases Value On Reputation · · Score: 1

    I think the problem rather is what to do if what I consider me "need" differs from what the Zentralkomite says I "need". Or if what I want to produce differs from what Zentral has decided I shall produce.

  19. Re:Fuck Tiles! on Leaked Build of Windows 9 Shows Start Menu Return · · Score: 1

    Notifications like those are things that should show up in the system tray, not only if I happen to go to the Start Menu.

  20. Re:Cash Needs To Go Away on Predicting a Future Free of Dollar Bills · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also needed if you happen to piss of the government and they order your accounts frozen. Then you starve unless you have cash. Or friends. Who are willing to risk "supporting a terrorist".

  21. Re:Did the forget the part on Asteroid Mining Bill Introduced In Congress To Protect Private Property Rights · · Score: 2

    So they better contribute enough campaign contributions to remain classified as "emerging"...

  22. Re:Cry Me A River on Normal Humans Effectively Excluded From Developing Software · · Score: 1

    Let's compromise. This planet is secretly Ocean-of-Molten-Rock-and-Metal.

  23. Re:Lets jail some more youths on these cray charge on UK Computing Student Jailed After Failing To Hand Over Crypto Keys · · Score: 1

    So you do not believe in Elon figuring out the cure for ageing soon, then?

  24. "Right. Prepare the waterboard!" on UK Computing Student Jailed After Failing To Hand Over Crypto Keys · · Score: 1

    "Look, I can't give you a password even if I wanted to, because that's not encrypted terrorism on that drive. It's just static. I use it for randomizing things."

  25. Re:Cry Me A River on Normal Humans Effectively Excluded From Developing Software · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem is that "accessible" usually also means "nerfed" and "limited in scope" and "very annoying to the power user".