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  1. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world on Steve Jobs Resigns As Apple CEO · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But realistically, he took the whole open platforms and devices to really bad direction with the closeness of iOS and maybe upcoming Macs.

    Apple shareholders would beg to differ.

    What a coincidence! Standard Oil's shareholders said the same thing back in the day....

    Color me leery when people start equating "makes lots of money for a limited number of rich people" with "doing the right thing."

  2. Re:Economists, climate scientists? on Seigniorage Hack Could Resolve Debt Limit Crisis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That is the best example of educated people you can come up with?

    Hear hear! They didn't even mention Asia Carrera once!

  3. Re:Proof? on For Texas Textbooks, a Victory For Evolution · · Score: 1

    It's not the same at all. Texans choose to live in Texas.

    Well, if you think you can manage it, get all the Aggies to move to Oklahoma... it'd raise the collective IQ of both states!

    {I kid, of course...}

  4. Re:Not Useful on Astronomers Find Largest Known Extraterrestrial Water Reserve · · Score: 1

    Looks like the stupid race (who has somehow managed to survive and even understand the universe) will have to make do on Earth.

    None but a fool would put all their eggs in one basket.... and do you really want Mr. T after you?

  5. Re:Wow, that sounds painful on Windows XP In a Browser · · Score: 1

    1991 counts as recent in my book.

    Yeah, try installing a game that requires WinG... I had a client come in recently trying to get an old game running on Windows 7. Only worked up as far as XP with tweaks, unfortunately.

  6. Re:It's a drive-by download exploit on Apple IOS 4.3.4 Jailbroken Hours After Update · · Score: 1

    I believe your premise is over-thought and overrated, and humbly suggest you collect more data before making said assumption.

  7. Re:I hate flash. on Adobe Released 64-bit Flash For Linux · · Score: 1

    Unless there's an advantage for me to learn GIMP (and no, price is not one of them, I don't give a damn what it costs), I'm sterring well clear.

    Off the top of my head, I can think of a scenario:

    Say you're at a client site and need to make some last-minute adjustments. As you were unaware of the need to change anything, you didn't bring any a laptop with you. You could d/l GIMP to one of their PCs right there onsite, make the mods needed, and wrap up the job without having to shuttle back and forth between your office....

  8. Re:I believe you've mispelt on Ask Slashdot: Living Without Internet At-Home Access? · · Score: 1

    Spending the day on the net isn't any better than spending the day to watch TV.

    Better, maybe not. More interactive? Surely.

  9. Re:"The only way for us to continue to have crime. on Law Enforcement Wants To Try 'Predictive Policing' · · Score: 1

    Other than that, what exactly is your solution, more welfare state nonsense? That really brings people out of poverty, you know!

    J.K. Rowling just called. She'd like a word with you.

  10. Re:Stopping a crime is a great idea on Law Enforcement Wants To Try 'Predictive Policing' · · Score: 1

    Um, what is that, a miniskirt, heels, and spare needles?

    Consider the average Slashdotter's social profile, I'd bet it'd be a 50-year-old drag queen and a handful of Ex-Lax.

  11. Re:Life insurance policy = murder? on Law Enforcement Wants To Try 'Predictive Policing' · · Score: 1

    I'd suggest they redo the insurance so that both Wal-mart *and* the decedent's survivors get money. That'd make it a bit more palatable to me.

  12. Re:Jobs killer on IBM Watson To Replace Salespeople and Cold-Callers · · Score: 1

    *secretly hoping you've seen the episode of the program to which I am making a reference.

    Not only have I seen it, I showed it to my wife!

    Uh, we are talking about Invasion Of The Samurai Sluts From Hell, right?

  13. Re:TSA = Federal Government on Time To Close the Security Theater · · Score: 1

    This shit does not make us safer. It makes us more complacent, more willing to give up our freedoms just to hear the government say "there are no monsters in your closet".

    That's the problem here, though... they're not saying "There are no more monsters in your closet." They're saying "A monster could jump out at any moment, and only *we* can keep you safe!"

    .... and then they go out for a night of drinking, leaving you alone with your fears.

  14. Re:Gender ratios in such areas on Using Facial Recognition To Find the Best Bar · · Score: 1

    When my wife and I go out to drink, we've found that avoiding the meat market is as simple as going to the nearest gay bar.

  15. Re:Carpentry and computer power failures on Nailing the Cause of Recent Linux Power Issues · · Score: 1

    Percussive Maintenance is an art and a science...

  16. Re:PROFILED on TSA Has 95-Year-Old Remove Her Diaper For Screening · · Score: 1

    Add me to the list, too.

    I utterly detest Congress's choice of security theater over actual SECURITY, and refuse to fly until they stop playing pretend cop.

  17. Re:proof on Indication of Neutrino Transformation Observed · · Score: 1

    Laden or unladen?

  18. Re:Seriously, what the fuck! on How Citigroup Hackers Easily Gained Access · · Score: 3, Funny

    Think of the great employment opportunities now that you know that anyone can be a "security professional!"

    Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night....

  19. Re:Structured data makes this easier on Federally-Mandated Medical Coding Gums Up IT Ops · · Score: 1

    You get more for losing a thumb than a little finger, for instance.

    I'm opposed to that idea...

  20. Re:Ugh, polygraphs on New FBI Operations Manual Increases Surveillance · · Score: 1

    So the machine can really only tell if you're lying or crazy.

    It does a piss-poor job of determining the former..

  21. Re:Yeah, that's it on The Internet Is Killing Local News, Says the FCC · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yeah, more and more I'm having to count on news agencies outside the US to find good reporting on news inside the US.

    That, and the Fox News "We won the right to blatantly lie and call it news" SCOTUS case pretty much clenched it.

  22. Re:Profiling? on Checkpoint of the Future Coming Soon To Airports · · Score: 1

    Actually, I wanna know exactly how they're assessing it. Can I challenge it? Can I find out what my "score" is? Is there anything they're not taking into account?

  23. Re:Big Brother on New Projects Use Phone Data To Track Big Cities' Mass Transit Use · · Score: 1

    It was an app that you had to install voluntarily.

    Voluntarily, for now....

  24. Re:Calm Down, It's Only Group 2B on World Health Organization Says Mobile Phones May Cause Cancer · · Score: 1

    .... laid by battery hens...

    AA, AAA, C-cell or D-cell? 9 volt? Ni-Cad? Lithium-ion?

    Don't keep us in suspense!

  25. Re:Inspiring and selfless on Senior Citizens Lining Up to Tackle Fukushima · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is a more-than-two-party system better? I don't see evidence of that when looking at other countries.

    I'd like to think that it'd give lobbyists fits. Right now, they only have to bribe *two* candidates...