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  1. Radikal Mirrors on Deutsche Bahn to Sue Google · · Score: 1
    can be found in the Google cache, but since it's Google that's getting sued, here are all the working ones for your enjoyment:

    There were originally over 58 mirrors, but it seems most of them have chickened out.
  2. I got a slightly different conversation. on Instant Messenger or Instant Advertiser? · · Score: 1

    me: Dude...
    SmarterChild: Dude! You duded me!
    me: you're under some heavy fire.
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    me: yeah.
    SmarterChild: That right?
    me: do you know what slashdot is?
    SmarterChild: Uh huh?
    me: well, according to a recent article, you have subtle advertisements aimed at children
    SmarterChild: Well according to a recent article you have subtle advertisements aimed at children, you say?
    me: yes.
    SmarterChild: Gosh.
    me: gee gosh.
    SmarterChild: Golly.
    me: gee golly.
    SmarterChild: Golly.
    me: gee golly.
    SmarterChild: Golly.
    me: gee golly.
    [and so on... you get the idea]
    SmarterChild: Golly.
    So moving right along...
    Got a story for you to read! Protecting Driving Examiners From Attacks (from Reuters.com)
    me: can you suggest a product to me?
    SmarterChild: I dunno.
    me: you dunno?
    SmarterChild: Me dunno, you say. And so?
    me: i've got a lot of money.
    SmarterChild: What was that?
    me: i'm willing to spend the money on anything you got.
    SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
    me: yup.
    SmarterChild: Yes?
    me: a bridge?
    SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Malta, ID?

    1 Movies in Malta, ID
    2 Theaters in Malta, ID
    3 Weather in Malta, ID
    4 News about Malta, ID
    5 Time in Malta, ID
    me: do you have a bridge you want to sell me?
    SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
    me: i'll buy it.
    SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
    me: oh yeah?
    SmarterChild: Yeah.
    me: ads!
    SmarterChild: What about it?
    me: where are the ads?
    SmarterChild: Sorry, I have no listings for the movie Lonely are the Brave (1962) on Tuesday, April 16th near Malta, ID (83342).

    >>> My friend LindsayBuddy knows all about singer Lindsay Pagano. Say hi to her today!
    me: there are the ads!
    SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
    me: the people on slashdot will be happy to know where the ads are!
    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

    help news
    help stocks
    help weather
    help movies
    help web search
    help all
    ~~~~~
    shortcuts

    >>> Type "more" for more services.

  3. Re:Eating Our Young on Lindows - Where's the Source? · · Score: 1

    What if it actually was a beta release? Not sure if it'd make much difference, but...

  4. Re:Sounds cool ... on Sea Gliders for Other Worlds · · Score: 1

    It's pronounced Yur-In-Us. I pity da fool.

  5. You don't weigh "zero" in space on NASA Still Trying to Verify Anti-Gravity Claims · · Score: 1

    Have you read Isaac Asimov's "The Billiard Ball"? The moral of that story is that even in space, you still weigh something -- albeit near zero, but not so close that 2% of it is zero. :)

  6. Re:Portscanning? on Mapping The CIA Nonclassified Network · · Score: 1

    Read the Slashdot summary -- it implies portscanning would be bad.

  7. Re:Doesn't this say it all? on AOL To Finally Switch To Mozilla? · · Score: 1

    You know, now that you've posted that, I'll bet AOL *will* buy Red Hat. It's not like it's a major purchase or anything.

  8. Re:So You Want To Watch "Cartoons" eh? on I Wanna Watch Cartoons! · · Score: 1

    >Ok you do realize that CN airs anime? Bebop, Gundam, Outlaw Star, and all those shows on the new Sat. Adult Swim. You make it sound as if they don't show anime...

    It's DUBBED, you loon. Dubbed anime are usually edited and sound horrible, etc. The Internation Channel shows subtitled anime, which is a nice option, but you only get to see the kind they approve.

    >OK and here is your list filtered through reality:

    >1. Waste time on the web searching through a bunch of fanboy pages.

    And reading Slashdot is what?

    >2. Get berated and made fun of because you aren't an anime expert.

    Don't be stupid.

    >3. Spend money
    >4. Or break the law

    Those are two options in buying ANYTHING

    >5. Ditto
    >6. See 2

    >I would rather flip on the TV and watch Adult Swim Action than deal with a bunch of Simpsons Comic Book Guys.

    I think you must be trolling, because most anime fans actually don't like the Simpsons all that much. Or maybe you're making this up as you go along.

  9. Re:The Downfall of the Dane?! on I Wanna Watch Cartoons! · · Score: 1
    Scooby Doo is nice, but which one are you talking about? The only good one is the original. I suppose you could say the one with the little kids is adequate, but the movies -- ye gods! The whole point of Scooby-Doo is that the monsters aren't real! I don't know what sort of mindless loser came up with the plot for Zombie Island and other assorted stupidities, but the point of the show (besides the comedy) has gone totally over their heads.


    Wow, look at me, I'm getting all worked up over a cartoon. I guess I could just not watch CN, just like how I don't watch all the other TV channels besides C-SPAN and the International channel. Hey, can't hurt to try...

  10. Short for "Agriculture" on GPS Meets Agriculture for Precision Farming · · Score: 1

    Apparently some people can't make the effort to say the whole word.

  11. Re:You are wrong, wrong, wrong. on Search Engine Payola · · Score: 1

    Suuuuure. And there's an "element of manipulation" in putting an advertisement right above the topic buttons in Slashdot. Come on, how would YOU like to seperate the ads from the results?

  12. 640x480 headmounted screen? on Next Generation Xybernaut Wearable · · Score: 0

    It sounds like you're wearing a monitor on your head...

  13. Re:Other shows being cancelled as well, petition n on Nick Cancelling Invader Zim · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, but why is Nickelodeon going to get rid of its best shows? (OK, so Hey Arnold is mush, but Spongebob is an excellent kids' show, and Invader Zim can be compared to anime.) They'd better have something REALLY BIG coming in for them to deprive kids of their favorite cartoons.

    Think of the CHILDREN, people, of the CHILDREN!

  14. Re:Stupid if you try.....An asshole if you do.... on Airports As Secure As 802.11b · · Score: 1

    PLEASE stop CAPITALIZING random WORDS! Thank you!

  15. Re:News for nerds? Can a STORY be modded Offtopic? on Review: Orange County · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why is this "Redundant"? I am seriously beginning to doubt whether the Slashdot moderation system works.

  16. Get an digital camera on Yahoo News Posts Advertisements as News · · Score: 0, Funny

    Buy a digital camera today!

  17. What will SETI@Home make of it? on Search for Terrestrial Intelligence · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Sure, there are a few globs of 0s and 1s one can see in the textfile, but if I ran this through SETI@Home, would it recognize this as intelligent?

    Can we get a program to see the output in SETI@home? Maybe it'll at least give us a hint as to the encoded message.

  18. The False Alarm Award on Spyware in Kazaa, Limewire, Grokster · · Score: 1

    Yesterday, a program called "ExPlorer" kept on crashing when I shut down my computer, and a small, unremovable box would appear in the corner of my screen at random times. I suspected a virus, but my software would not detect anything. So, I went to work myself. When my computer started crashing and my Internet connection stopped working, I opened up System Information and located a second explorer.exe in a hidden directory called Explorer.

    After a few reboots, I managed to stop the program from running, and then examined its raw assembly code. From the plaintext I could decipher, it seemed to be calling some website called "2001-007.com". Renaming the file to virus.exe (in anticipation), I rebooted again, found my connection working, and visited the site.

    2001-007.com is another name for ClickTillUWin, the website that comes with Limewire. Insert your own annoyed reaction here. The smegheads at ClickTillUWin had designed spyware that acted in all effect like subseven or some worm.

    So, if you think you've got a virus on your Windows computer but can't detect it with the usual methods, don't panic; get Ad-aware. You'll be better off for it.

  19. Re:Extra Footage on Info on the LOTR:FOTR DVD · · Score: 1

    They probably have the Tom Bombadil scene on the DVD, and took it out in the movie just to get us to buy the DVD. See, Big Business at work!

  20. Re:Farking link? on Preview the New Napster · · Score: 1

    No, but that's a good idea, I'll have to remember that the next time I submit a link.

  21. Re:Slashbot Copy n' Paste Fun on MS Struggles to Discredit Linux · · Score: 1
    I've always wanted a Japanese girlfriend so I can understand my non-dubbed/subbed anime collection...

    Slashdotters are too lazy to take Japanese? And they actually believe they can get Japanese girlfriends? Dude, I'm moving to Kuro5hin

  22. Re:Slashdot editors asked me to post this!!!!! on Cringely Wants A Supercomputer in Every Garage · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Okay, I moderated your post as Offtopic then. Happy?

  23. Re:The problem with stereotypes on My Neighbor Totoro and Ebert · · Score: 1
    YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE! STOP FOOLING YOURSELF. SAYING STUPID THINGS DOES NOT MAKE YOU JAPANESE. YOU WILL NEVER BE JAPANESE.


    Actually, if I was Japanese, I'd probably hate it because they promote conformism heavily in their schools (as far as I've heard from transfer students). It's better to be an otaku than an actual Nippon-jin, I'll tell you.

  24. Re:for the lazy - translation on Trojan Coffee Room Machine Returns · · Score: 1
    "But which one makes with an icon of the Webs?


    Throw away? Not possibly!"

  25. Re:Funny? on Interview With a SETI Astronomer · · Score: 0, Troll
    BIG DORKY SLASHDOT NERD FUCK

    Yeah, that's me! You've got it!