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Running the Numbers on a US Pandemic

Lucas123 writes "A U.S. pandemic would exhaust antiviral medications, reduce basic food supplies, put ATMs out of service, shut down call centers, increase gas prices and up health insurance claims by 20%, according a test project developed by financial service firms. The pandemic paper planning scenario is used by 3,000 banks, insurance companies and security firms in preparing for disasters. The financial services groups are now sharing the pandemic flu exercise information, and all the scenarios are available for download."

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  1. What are you going to do??? by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Expect this to be shut down fairly quickly as it is a private directory and marked as "Not for public release"

    That said, essentially, what we have is an issue of upkeep. This world does not run itself and requires input to prevent things from running down, so it been said before, but amateurs discuss things such as strategy, but the experts discuss logistics. And it is logistics that need to be organized in times of planning and scenarios run to discover where the logistical chain breaks down. These weak links in the chain are those areas that need attention and typically those are the links that rely upon people to maintain the flow of information/goods/support.

    The interesting thing to me is that they appear to have modeled this pandemic spread as originating in Lagos, Nigeria which would be a relatively slow introduction or pathogenic spread into the rest of the world until it hits an area like Beijing, Calcutta or any other rapidly growing supermetropolis where you have hordes of people living in less than ideal conditions right next to others who travel extensively throughout the developed world. Their exercise appears to miss China and Indonesia entirely which could if modeled in lead to much more rapid spread, involving potentially many more people or even invoke or enhance infective "ringing" where waves of infection or reinfection propegate through various large populations.

    P.S. exercises like this are important to release to the public as most folks simply do not have any guidance or have given any thought to preparing for such a possibility. What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door? :-)

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    1. Re:What are you going to do??? by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door? :-) Fast zombies or slow zombies?
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    2. Re:What are you going to do??? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Whichever kind of zombie comes after you, don't try to make them fall through a portal.

      The cake is a lie.

      (none of the monsters fall through, it was a travesty that I got a portal gun into a hl map but couldn't use it as god intended)

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    3. Re:What are you going to do??? by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Informative

      The interesting thing to me is that they appear to have modeled this pandemic spread as originating in Lagos, Nigeria which would be a relatively slow introduction or pathogenic spread into the rest of the world until it hits an area like Beijing, Calcutta or any other rapidly growing supermetropolis where you have hordes of people living in less than ideal conditions right next to others who travel extensively throughout the developed world.

      Lagos is a growing supermetropolis. At current rates, it is expected to be the largest city in the world by mid-century.

      What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door?

      Try to outwit them as the last sane man in a world gone mad. After all, haven't you read I Am Legend ?

    4. Re:What are you going to do??? by yassax · · Score: 0

      Pick up my cricket bat and whack them over the head. What else?

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    5. Re:What are you going to do??? by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door?

      Indeed. When was the last time we had a pandemic of any kind? IINM, it was some time before the Great Depression. My 76 year old father wasn't even born. And there were no antivirals back then, and few antibiotics. Medicine was downright primitive. Hell, it was primitive when I broke my arms when I was seven in 1959; they used automotive starting fluid as an anesthetic! When I had my eye operated on in 2006, the operating room was so science fictiony that Dr. "He's Dead Jim" McCoy would have been jealous.

      We might as well be worried about asteroids* or terrorists. What? You ARE worried about asteroids and terrorists?

      -mcgrew

      *I had my assteroids removed in 2002

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    6. Re:What are you going to do??? by BWJones · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Fast zombies or slow zombies?

      Bullets work on both kinds, right?

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    7. Re:What are you going to do??? by GreggBz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That said, essentially, what we have is an issue of upkeep. This world does not run itself and requires input to prevent things from running down, so it been said before, but amateurs discuss things such as strategy, but the experts discuss logistics. And it is logistics that need to be organized in times of planning and scenarios run to discover where the logistical chain breaks down. These weak links in the chain are those areas that need attention and typically those are the links that rely upon people to maintain the flow of information/goods/support.
      Maybe this is a little OT, but there is an extensively researched book I'm currently reading that deals with things sort of like this:

      http://www.worldwithoutus.com/index2.html

      It goes without saying, but so many things we take for granted would collapse, without the humans to run them. Manhattan, for example, would flood in a short 4 days, if not for people to run the drainage pumps. The book is awesome, I just have to plug it.
    8. Re:What are you going to do??? by no_pets · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the fast zombies are harder to hit.

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    9. Re:What are you going to do??? by king-manic · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door? I have a zombie proof bunker stock piled with canned food, can opener, guns and ammo, and enough porn and video games to last me half a lifetime. Naturally i didn't tell my family or GF because the #1 cause of death in a zombie infestation is other people.
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    10. Re:What are you going to do??? by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door? :-)

      I can think of only one thing.

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    11. Re:What are you going to do??? by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door?

      SKS assault rifle with bayonet, Check.
      1000 rounds of ammo, check.
      M44 Rifle with bayonet, check.
      1000 rounds of ammo, check.
      8mm Mouser sniper rifle, check.
      1000 rounds of ammo, check.
      M1911A1 45cal pistol, check.
      5000 rounds of ammo, check.
      Shotguns with cases of ammo, check.
      Reloading equipment, check.
      Lead, Check.
      5 10lb kegs of powder, check.
      Swords, check.

      I am ready! Bring'em on GTA is boring and I am ready for a challenge. :P

    12. Re:What are you going to do??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh god, you mean if we are all dead, our infrastructure will collapse!?!? How horrible for us!! Oh god, what will we do?!?! Oh wait...

    13. Re:What are you going to do??? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Isn't Manhattan, being an island, above sea level? Remember the hysteria that broke when some would be (incompetent) terrorists were caught plotting to blow up the Lincoln Tunnel in order to flood Manhattan? After about 2 days of panic some one finally got on the news and told everyone it couldn't possibly happen, as water tends to not run uphill.

    14. Re:What are you going to do??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, the question should be male or female?

    15. Re:What are you going to do??? by BWJones · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the fast zombies are harder to hit.

      Solution: Better training and more bullets. :-)

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    16. Re:What are you going to do??? by Seismologist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door? You need to either chop off their heads or destroy the brain.

      - Shaun of the Dead

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    17. Re:What are you going to do??? by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You don't have to be faster than the zombie - you just have to be faster than your companions.

    18. Re:What are you going to do??? by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      I'd be more worried about the robots. You know they eat old peoples medicine for fuel. Which would definitely increase claims on Robot Attack Insurance.

      ahh the bygone snls.

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    19. Re:What are you going to do??? by BWJones · · Score: 1

      Lagos is a growing supermetropolis. At current rates, it is expected to be the largest city in the world by mid-century.

      My cousin recently spent some time there and while I knew it is rapidly growing, it does not quite qualify as a supermetropolis with a population of just over 200,000 per a 2006 census. Beijing in contrast is looking at something close to 15 Million people, a true supermetropolis by any stretch.

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    20. Re:What are you going to do??? by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      You got that the wrong way round; it's give them the cricket bat, and send them out against Australia in the first test of the next ashes series...

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    21. Re:What are you going to do??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just be certain that your eyeglasses have plastic lenses.

    22. Re:What are you going to do??? by Cctoide · · Score: 1

      Aren't you going to be crapping your pants by the time they've clambered up the railings, anyway?

      Remember, kids, always have Alyx on speed dial. Or declaw your headcrabs.

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    23. Re:What are you going to do??? by sgholt · · Score: 1

      Aim for the head....that always seems to work.

    24. Re:What are you going to do??? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter.... All I have to do is be able to outrun *you*.

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    25. Re:What are you going to do??? by opieum · · Score: 1

      To be honest, the cloud is falling routine is getting old. I am pretty much content with knowing that someone somewhere with a sick mind will actually unleash a pandemic, and it will cause people to be quarantined and all that. At this point I have given up caring because it will come one way or another manmade or naturally. Don't rely on technology so much if this scares you. If so put yourself in a position to live without tech should you be in that situation. It will either be a plot to thin humanity down to a more mangeable size (Ras Al Ghul plot for Batman comics and cartoon) or just a freak occurance that results in the same thing anyway. However you slice it dont make yourself dependent on the tech and have a backup plan. See more below for zombie attacks. As to the question of zombies a baseball bat should be sufficient for slow zombies. With larger numbers be ready with a car. If Gas is an issue then it might just be easier to setup a barrier. A really big an powerful barrier that is well supplied with food for you and your brain. Zombies will make it in. IF they get you the least you can do is give them a good meal by eating brain foods Just watch shaun of the dead for a good howto on the subject of zombie fighting. Fast Zombies will require some ingenuity. Dress up cauliflower with some goo and ketchup as brains or make yourself look like zombie as well and groan BRAAIIINS. Kind of makes you blend in. I figure they are dead so they cant exactly smell you or sense you are alive. If they can tell you are alive well....BRAAIINS are whats for dinner.

    26. Re:What are you going to do??? by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      Mind sharing how you did that? Love you lnog time...

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    27. Re:What are you going to do??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Haven't you played Quake? You obviously need a rocket launcher to turn them into pieces quickly. Otherwise they'll just keep throwing flesh at you.

    28. Re:What are you going to do??? by CRCulver · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Lagos metropolitan area has 7 million people, and that's not counting the millions of immigrants who squat in shantytowns and tend not to be counted in censuses.

    29. Re:What are you going to do??? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      P.S. exercises like this are important to release to the public as most folks simply do not have any guidance or have given any thought to preparing for such a possibility. What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door? :-)

      http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=1054

      Answer, turn them away at the door for smelling really bad.

    30. Re:What are you going to do??? by Pearlswine · · Score: 5, Funny

      What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door? :-) Fast zombies or slow zombies? First one, then the other
    31. Re:What are you going to do??? by ABoerma · · Score: 1

      That's until your companions have all been turned into zombies and you've now got quite a large mob of them after you. What will you do then? =P

    32. Re:What are you going to do??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can do brain surgery with a little box on your forehead now?

    33. Re:What are you going to do??? by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you think they'd buy the "Act stiff and walk around like a zombie"? Or do you think that would just piss them off more?

    34. Re:What are you going to do??? by markbt73 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door?

      Tell them no thanks; I've read their pamphlets and I wasn't impressed.

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    35. Re:What are you going to do??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Whichever kind of zombie comes after you, don't try to make them fall through a portal.
      >
      >The cake is a lie.

      The brains, however, are delicious and moist.

    36. Re:What are you going to do??? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Yeah, but the fast zombies are harder to hit. Solution: Better training and more bullets. :-)"

      Nah...you just gotta lead them a little more...

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    37. Re:What are you going to do??? by BWJones · · Score: 1

      OK, somebody mod this as funny. I've posted in this thread and cannot moderate it. In fact, there should be a "damn, that *is* funny" mod.

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    38. Re:What are you going to do??? by umghhh · · Score: 1

      I cannot recall which of the authorities we have here in Germany did the study - we have so many authorities that sometimes it appears that the whole population works there except me - they figured out that the single person cannot really do much as the vaccines and antiviral drugs will be either not working or in limited supply (otherwise there most likely would not be any pandemic). They stated that most efficient way to prevent the spread of pandemic would be quarantine plus antiviral drugs and vaccines if available for the emergency services and of course our masters. They did not say however how this would be enforced. I suppose old fashionable military would be called up. This of course assumes that the authorities would know fast enough and chose to act instead of running away.

      What I find interesting here is the following:
      1. it is the banks that did the study - I wonder why - did have want to find out who should not get a credit or what? I think they should team up with lawyers so that they can sue the survivors too.
      2. I wonder what the banks are good at - apparently they do not know who they give the credit and cannot do predictions in the area of their expertise so how come they know anything about pandemics? Well let's look, from TFA: "If a pandemic strikes the U.S., it will .. hospitalize 9 million, exhaust antiviral medications and reduce basic food supplies". YOu do not need muchbains to get that result. At least basic reasoning functions there. I wonder only how much the study cost - and I wonder still more - why did I not have such idea - this could secure my pension I suppose.

    39. Re:What are you going to do??? by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Sure! Until you run out of bullets. Then all you've got is a funny looking club.

      Me, I'm investing in a pair of haz-mat gloves and a machete.

    40. Re:What are you going to do??? by Cardcaptor_RLH85 · · Score: 1

      I'd actually use this recent MT if anything in this thread "go for t3h h3dz"

    41. Re:What are you going to do??? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lagos is a growing supermetropolis. At current rates, it is expected to be the largest city in the world by mid-century.

      I had 1 dollar on Monday, 2 dollars on Tuesday, 4 dollars yesterday, and 8 dollars today. At current rates, I'm expected to be the richest man in the world by mid-December. (Hint: some rates are unsustainable, especially without the infrastructure for sanitation and public health.)

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    42. Re:What are you going to do??? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Sure thing.
      Its down to some people called Primotech, they worked out that if you extract the hl maps from the halflife data file into the portal game folders then lo and behold you can go round half life with a portal gun.

      It looks like you think it will look.

      It almost acts like it should, but the monsters don't fall through and if you miss a landing from high you die its so frustrating in part, but where it works its amazing.

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    43. Re:What are you going to do??? by flink · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The subway tunnels and probably the foundations of a lot of the larger buildings are below the water table and would flood. The streets above would eventually collapse as the iron and steel supports corrode away.

      Interestingly we have the opposite problem here in Boston. A lot of our older buildings are built on wooden pilings. The pilings are driven into landfill and sit below the water table. Over the course of the Big Dig, they did a lot of pumping for the tunnels. The water table dropped and the pilings, deprived of their preservative, began to rot.

    44. Re:What are you going to do??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such thing as a fast zombie.

    45. Re:What are you going to do??? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm worried about hemorrhoids.

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    46. Re:What are you going to do??? by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      Why simply activate my Nuclear Powered Firewall, unlocking all Weapons Stations and drop the central core into sub basement 1 lauch facility and then launch before the firewall wipes all life out on earth

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    47. Re:What are you going to do??? by Brickwall · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The zombie jokes are funny, but did anyone actually RTFA? The estimates are for 1.7 million to die, and some 9 million to be hospitalized. That's less than 11 million people in a population of over 300 million, and the ill are likely to disproportionally older (i.e. retired), or very young. So 3% of the population is incapacitated, and that's going to ruin society? I used to work at a call centre as an analyst; we had some 15 teams, and on any given day, most teams had one person out for some reason or another (ill, doctor/dentist appointment, sick child, etc.), and yet we seemed to function just fine. If we were short two or three people per team (which would be 15-25% of most teams), I'm pretty sure we could continue our jobs, although we wouldn't probably make our sales targets.

      The article is not complete BS; I don't doubt we'd run out of medicine, and the hospitals would certainly be overcrowded, but I don't buy the apocalyptic scenario.

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    48. Re:What are you going to do??? by Presence2 · · Score: 1

      Slow and slightly humorous Shawn-of-the-dead flavored zombies would be ok, the U.S. probably cope what with our ample supply of guns, as well as handy baseball and cricket bats, hockey sticks, vinyl records, etc. Fast movers flavored like 28-Days-Later would truly be a pandemic. There just aren't enough women here who could handle things like Milla Jovovich.

    49. Re:What are you going to do??? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      You need to either chop off their heads or destroy the brain.

      - Shaun of the Dead

      Destroy the brain ? Hmmm Maybe I could stock up on Barney DVDs...
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    50. Re:What are you going to do??? by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

      Automotive starting fluid is petroleum ether which is not really an ether but a mixture of light alkanes. Just to add to the confusion, petroleum ether is sometimes referred to as benzine, not to be confused with benzene, which is definitely not something to be used as an anesthetic!

    51. Re:What are you going to do??? by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door?

      Throw my Michael Jackson CD in the CD player, hit Play and then run like mad!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

    52. Re:What are you going to do??? by BungaDunga · · Score: 1

      I read through some of the actual reports, and they were slightly apocalyptic, but not overly. Major ramifications for business, internet and phones kludged up but usable-ish, mail delivery sporadic, power outages lasting much longer (ie people who would normally fix downed lines are AWOL). Not the end of the world but could have fairly dire consequences.

    53. Re:What are you going to do??? by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      When was the last time we had a pandemic of any kind?

      Fairly often actually if you don't nitpick the line between the pan- and epi- varieties; see wikipedia, as usual. Most of them aren't that scary though. You're correct that the 1918 flu was the last really serious one if you don't count AIDS which is a somewhat different beast. It used to be that if a disease was too swiftly deadly it wouldn't spread very far because all the hosts would die, but modern air travel has changed the game. Diseases like SARS and the H5N1 flu strain would be horrendous if they were easily transmissable, and it's entirely appropriate to make plans against losing a percentage of the population.

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    54. Re:What are you going to do??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the zombies come, you may as well throw all economic-breakdown emergency plans out the window. I mean honestly, are you going to call everyone on your fortune 500 phone-tree, or fetch the side-by-side and ammo-belt? "But, when do the ZOMBIES come?!" http://http//www.5h4d3.com/BC.html

    55. Re:What are you going to do??? by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 1

      What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door? :-)

      One word:

      ...shotgun!

    56. Re:What are you going to do??? by VxMorpheusxV · · Score: 1

      What about when they're through with your companions?

    57. Re:What are you going to do??? by Valdez · · Score: 1

      Sorry buddy, but with thinking like that, you're toast.

      It's actually governed by a complex equation involving distance to safety, relative speeds between you, your companions, and the zombies, and an estimation of how much time it takes a zombie to finish with a companion, once overtaken.

      It takes a serious mathematician to properly survive a zombie attack. Or guns.

      At least they're not unreasonable. I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes. ;)

    58. Re:What are you going to do??? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that, but I know from personal experience that automotive starting fluid smells EXACTLY like what they put me out with when I broke my arms, and what they put me out with when they removed my tonsils two years earlier.

      Are you sure the ether they used in the O.R. in the 50s and earlier wasn't petroleum ether? I know it doesn't smell like benzine (which stinks as badly but way differently)

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    59. Re:What are you going to do??? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      They can cure age related farsightedness, they cured mine (in one eye, click my sig for details). McCoy couldn't cure Kirk's age related farsightedness, so he got him a pair of antique reading glasses.

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    60. Re:What are you going to do??? by djasbestos · · Score: 1

      Nah...blades get dull before a self-respecting zombie survivalist would run out of ammunition (except in the UK; sorry, friends)...and dull blades are about as worthless as an empty gun. Sure, you could sharpen it later, but you could also find more ammo later, too. And there's that whole "keeping your distance so you don't get bit'" bit.

      Personally, when I finally run out of ammo, I'll be switching to either the morningstar or the pipe wrench until I find more ammo.

      And the hazmat gloves AND gas mask (to protect the faceholes from zombie splatter too)...that's a good call. I'm prepared, just need to stock up a little more on ammo.

      PS - If anyone thinks preparing for zombies is kitschy, just remember that it isn't THAT much different than preparing for a pandemic.

    61. Re:What are you going to do??? by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that the anesthetic is diethyl ether. It does have the same kind of sicky-sweet odor that starting fluid has. This based upon my memory of lab courses in school and years of driving crappy cars which needed a lot of starting fluid. Those memories are fading, probably due to some kind of chemical vapors....

    62. Re:What are you going to do??? by sjames · · Score: 1

      The starting fluid I've seen is, in fact, far from pharmaceutical grade diethyl-ether with a few light hydrocarbon oils mixed in (probably to help avoid engine damage). Petroleum ether is harder to burn than gasoline, so would actually be anti-starting fluid.

    63. Re:What are you going to do??? by armareum · · Score: 1

      er, you are still faster than you ex-companions...

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    64. Re:What are you going to do??? by sjames · · Score: 1

      When was the last time we had a pandemic of any kind? IINM, it was some time before the Great Depression. My 76 year old father wasn't even born. And there were no antivirals back then, and few antibiotics. Medicine was downright primitive.

      Of course, antibiotics are only useful for secondary infections anyway. Some of the antiviral agents we have now would help. However, the last time we had a major pandemic, global travel was extremely rare (given the lack of jets). There simply was no danger of someone coming home from abroad with a pandemic virus then visiting several major U.S. cities before realizing he had more than a cold.

      The Spanish Flu was an aberration that spread far because of mass troup movements due to WWI. Due to modern air travel, more people visit more places faster than the entirety of that troop movement. Thus, we can expect that the next flu pandemic will have spread much further before we realize there is a pandemic. An immediate shutdown of all travel might prevent multiple waves of disease, but will not likely leave an area untouched.

      In addition to the increasedtravel, the most likely cantidate for the next Pandemic is, by itself, worse than Spanish Flu. with modern medicine including those antiviral agents, bird flu (H5N1) has a mortality rate of around 50%. That's worse than Spanish Flu when treated with 1918 medicine.

      So, while another outbreak of Spanish Flue would be mostly a non-event, the concern is for things that are much worse.

    65. Re:What are you going to do??? by jax9999 · · Score: 1

      I'm like halfway through world war Z... OMG, there is such a rational reason why bullets aren't actually as effective as one would think.

    66. Re:What are you going to do??? by thanatos_x · · Score: 1

      Yes, statistically it won't be that many. It may be somewhat incorrect to point this out, but statistically 9/11 wasn't that big an impact. Two cities, which while important comprise maybe 5% of the US, and what % increase over the average deaths in the US? Probably small. The impact it had? Huge. Why? Uncertainty. If someone could (completely) convince people there would be no future attacks, it would have been an easier transition, especially for the financial markets.

      The flu would be a much bigger example, because it would impact a far larger segment, and introduce uncertainty for the entire US (and world, which reverberates back to the US). The death rate would increase significantly (enough that the US may decline in population over the year or so this pandemic covered). The airline industry experienced a very significant decline over much lower mortality rate than 2%.

      We're also accounting for the fact that even if the mortality rate is .5%, parents will still be protective with their kids and 70+% of the population will likely get at least a minor case of the flu. A minor case + fear = I may die. A moderate case means that you wouldn't be going to work anyway, and if anyone in your family has a moderate case, at least one adult will not be going to work, potentially both (do I want to leave my SO/child, they may be dying.)

      It's the prisoner's dilemma http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisoner's_dilemma applied on a massive scale with iterations. The uncertainty makes everything seize up, which causes more uncertainty, which makes everything seize up further, until it reaches a critical point and levels off. You need a surprisingly low amount of uncertainty to do this, and having 1% of the US population die over the course of 6-9 months would likely do this. The debate of if the pandemic will happen is open, but the debate as to the general chaos that will ensue because of it isn't really.

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  2. This report is open sores by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

    The report is available in paper format.

    Just make sure you print your own copy out, the last guy who wanted to give it you didn't wash his hands.

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  3. Well... by kevmatic · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would suck.

    Now what?

    1. Re:Well... by pravuil · · Score: 1

      wait for the sequel

  4. Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, do the scenarios cover dealing with the virus infected zombies roaming the earth looking to feast on the brains of the pandemic survivors?

  5. Run The Numbers On This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    War Profiteer.

    I rest my case.

    PatRIOTically,
    K. Trout

    1. Re:Run The Numbers On This by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 1

      War Profiteer

      rel="nofollow". Look it up.

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  6. Are we that unhealthy already? by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A U.S. pandemic would ... up health insurance claims by 20%
    I would expect that a pandemic would place a larger burden on the system than that. Or do they expect that so many of us will just simply die that it will average out to only a 20% increase in claims?

    Of course the hyper-cynical side of me wants to point out that claims for dead people are seldom paid out, so I could see that as an explanation for the increase being at only 20%.
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    1. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by Cthefuture · · Score: 1

      I don't know but in times of a pandemic I sure as hell wouldn't go to the doctor/hospital except as an absolute last resort.

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    2. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Good, you shouldn't. Now, get your influenza shot and washing your hand with soap and water after going to the bathroom, every time, is what you should do.

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    3. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by YouTookMyStapler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Personally, I think all this hype over a massive flu pandemic is nothing more than fear mongering and massive stupidity. Having drills for a flu outbreak? WTF? They hae been touting this crap for the last 2 years... and nothing.

      If the U.S. really wanted to cut back the possibility of the spread of flu, the thing that needs to change is the corporate mentality of this country. That and some basic hygiene [wash your hands people and use a damn tissue].

      Presenteeism is a major problem in the US. People come to work when they are sick and at worst, contagious, instead of staying home because they don't have any sick days or they cannot afford to miss a day of work, or worse yet, get fired if they don't come in.

      If people could be more focused on getting better to be more productive, instead of worry about their job security if they call in sick, "that report just has to get done" or "the office can't function without me" attitude and coming into the workplace coughing and hacking on everyone and everything and making everyone else sick. Stay home, especially if you have a job dealing with the public [cashier, food handling, etc].

      [rant]Also, if you are too sick to go to work, stay the fuck home and do not try to catch up on your errands... arrrrgghhh!!![/rant]

    4. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Washing hands, good. Flu shot.... eh, too much anecdotal evidence of people getting the flu shortly after going for a flu shot.

    5. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by Nos. · · Score: 1

      The next pandemic their expecting is a form of influenza, aka the flu. Given the mass public service announcements that would happen if/when such a pandemic occurs, most people should realize that their doctor can do very little to comfort them. As with any flu, stay home, rest, drink fluids. Generally only those with compromised immune systems, the very young, and the very old will have serious issues with influenza.

    6. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      washing your hand with soap and water after going to the bathroom, every time
      I hardly ever shit on my hands, two, three times a week, tops. But that's how you catch a bacterial disease. If you want to avoid influenza, a viral infection, avoid bathroom faucets, shaking hands, doorknobs, hand railings, elevator buttons, keyboards, mice, etc. Do not touch your eyes or nose except with clean hands. Wear big safety glasses, disposable cotton gloves and a surgical mask.
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    7. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless of course, this flu is like the Spanish Flu which had the unusual property of killing the strong and healthy. It was an overreaction by the immune system which caused death.

    8. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think all this hype over a massive flu pandemic is nothing more than fear mongering and massive stupidity. Having drills for a flu outbreak? WTF? They hae been touting this crap for the last 2 years... and nothing.

      Just because the Discovery Channel and Fox News loves to hype it up doesn't mean that it shouldn't be looked at seriously.

      We do after all live in a world with lots of people who have lots of means to spread lots of bugs around in very short order.

      Presenteeism is a major problem in the US. People come to work when they are sick and at worst, contagious, instead of staying home because they don't have any sick days or they cannot afford to miss a day of work, or worse yet, get fired if they don't come in.

      Agreed - but then, a lot of times (esp. where I work) employees can simply work from home and phone in to meetings (and email, and VPN) when they're sick.

      If people could be more focused on getting better to be more productive, instead of worry about their job security if they call in sick, "that report just has to get done" or "the office can't function without me" attitude and coming into the workplace coughing and hacking on everyone and everything and making everyone else sick.

      It's kind of a catch-22. That same work ethic is what got us all to where we are today, progress-wise. OTOH, I agree that coming in anyway and spreading the 'love' isn't exactly very productive at all - or even logical.

      But then, if you work hourly and you've got bills that need paid / mouths to feed/ what-have-you, how else are you going to do it? (yes, I know - save up for it; only use sick days when you have to; etc etc... but that's not really sufficient in all cases or situations, no?)

      /P

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    9. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      The flu early this century disproportionately killed the more healthy.

      Essentially the old and young could not mount a strong enough defense to kill themselves. In healthy people, their cells dissolved themselves trying to fight the virus.

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    10. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by DrCode · · Score: 1

      The flu early this century...

      I hate to tell you, but that century ended 7 years ago.:-)

    11. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I had my hands removed and placed in sterile containers. It's much more hygienic.

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    12. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Man... showing my age. And my fatigue levels.

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    13. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Personally I would be more concerned with a Varicella pandemic. Most of the kids in the U.S are now being vaccinated against it. The problem is that the Vaccine is only temporary, so we are trading a major childhood inconvenience for a serious life threatening adult disease.

    14. Re:Are we that unhealthy already? by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think all this hype over a massive flu pandemic is nothing more than fear mongering and massive stupidity. Having drills for a flu outbreak? WTF? They hae been touting this crap for the last 2 years... and nothing.


      I know! I think it's all bunk too. They should shop giving Immunization shots because when was the last time we've had a plague of ANY sort?

      Oh, and in case you're not sure, I'm not serious.
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  7. Fearsome. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1, Funny

    A U.S. pandemic would exhaust antiviral medications, reduce basic food supplies, put ATMs out of service, shut down call centers, increase gas prices and up health insurance claims by 20% They forgot the bit where it pees in your pool, kicks your dog, and ties your shoelaces together.
    1. Re:Fearsome. by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      They forgot the bit where it pees in your pool, kicks your dog, and ties your shoelaces together. On the plus side PS3 sales will go up a 100%
  8. What of real ones? by moogied · · Score: 1, Funny

    What of real pandemics? A shortage of grits?!

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  9. I don't worry about zombies by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    After all, all they want to do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable. I mean, no one's going to eat your eyes!

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    1. Re:I don't worry about zombies by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      It might not be bigger picture type thinking, but I'm going to spend my time in a mall.

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    2. Re:I don't worry about zombies by pedrop357 · · Score: 1

      Which is probably the smartest place for them to have stayed. Pretty secure location with a reasonable amount of food and water.

      It seems like all they had to do was outlast the zombies-I imagine the zombies have to die of hunger or exposure to the elements eventually.

      I would have fortified the mall a bit and waited it out-maybe work on a way to get the gun store guy out of his hole and into the mall.

    3. Re:I don't worry about zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know just the one. It's in Monroeville, PA. Unfortunately, that mall removed their infamous blood pressure machine ("0/0") many years ago.

  10. Would we hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would we hear the same thing as all other supposedly-to-be-pandemics-in-other-continents that never came to be?

    1. Re:Would we hear... by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I bet you don't have health insurance either, I mean, you aren't sick right now so why bother?

      You know, sometimes when people warn you about potential dangers, they aren't just trying to alarm you, scam you or hijack the world back into some kind of pre-industrial state. Sometimes they are trying to do you a damn favor, idiot.

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    2. Re:Would we hear... by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      Sometimes they are trying to do you a damn favor, idiot.

      A lot of people seem bent on thinking the media has been hyping flu pandemic to scare people. And maybe they have. I can't vouch for their motives. But flu pandemics happen. History shows us that flu pandemics have happened and anyone who thinks they won't continue happening, simply doesn't know anything about flu pandemics. They're as inevitable as winter. They may not happen as regularly, but they happen often enough. There were 3 flu pandemics in the 20th century, the weakest killing only perhaps 750,000 people and the most virulent killing nearly 40 million.

      People (and by people, I don't mean the media, but actual scientists) are worried about H5N1, not because it is spreading quickly to people, it isn't. They are scared because it is spreading to some people and it is fatal in the vast majority of cases (~70%, currently). For people who don't actually know anything about H5N1, wikipedia actually has a pretty good article on it and why people (scientists) are scared about it.

    3. Re:Would we hear... by FrenchSilk · · Score: 1

      Well said. I hear the argument that bird flu is a government plot to distract us, a corporate scam to raise the value of Dick Cheney's stocks, and a media plot to sell papers. The problem with all of those theories is that the people speaking the most urgently about the threat of a pandemic are not in the government, the corporations, or the media. They are the most respected scientists in the world of virology and epidemiology. And they are from all over the world. People are free to ignore the warnings if they want, but they do so at their own risk. And if the warnings scare people, all the better because it is a very scary threat and if people aren't scared, they will not take actions to assure their own survival. On the other hand, perhaps those who ignore the warnings of an impending pandemic will turn out to be the biggest collective group of Darwin Award winners of all time, bestowed posthumously, of course. And so will the gene pool be cleaned.

  11. This would allow GW Bush to declare marshall law by Thrustworthy · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...thus canceling the upcoming election and keep himself in office indefinitely.

  12. US pandemic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    U.S. pandemic. Which idiot came up with that phrase ?

    There is no such thing as a US pandemic, there is only a pandemic.

    1. Re:US pandemic by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      I don't know. Stephen King, in his extremely realistic novel The Stand only showed the United States collapsing. One can assume that everywhere else will continue just rosy.

    2. Re:US pandemic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only people with the USA1 gene are affected, apparently.

    3. Re:US pandemic by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

      So if you were trying to define an area affected by a flu pandemic in order to address corporate disaster recovery, how would you do it genius?

    4. Re:US pandemic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please make up your mind. Is it a flu pandemic or a corporate disaster?

    5. Re:US pandemic by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      The OP is making a distinction between pandemic/epidemic, not against the concept of a disease that is widespread throughout America.

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  13. Inevitable by MeditationSensation · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems like this is inevitable. Already there are med-resistant staph infections in the news which are killing more people than AIDS does. Forget terrorism; the next big die off will be from a microscopic threat.

    1. Re:Inevitable by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Foux News sez (and note they are perhaps the most sensational "news" outlet there is) 17,011 deaths from the superbug. Wrong diagnosis dot com says 15,245 Americans died of AIDS in 2000.

      Meanwhile, in 1997, 41,967 people died on the American highways. So you SHOULD fear the terrorists; the blonde ones in their SUVs.

      Note that I'm tired of googling so find your own link, half a million die from cancer and another half million die from heart disease. The two biggest terrorists aren't germs, Muslims or SUVs, but R. J. Reynolds and Ronald McDonald.

      -mcgrew

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    2. Re:Inevitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Already there are med-resistant staph infections in the news which are killing more people than AIDS does.

      I don't think you have that quite right. Staph kills orders of magnitudes fewer people than AIDS does, and the stuff you saw on CNN kills fewer people than bats do.

    3. Re:Inevitable by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      I love how people are so afraid of MRSA now. I've worked at a hospital for going on 8 years now and we all have had the coaching of what to do if you think you might have come in contact with MRSA: Wash your hands. Don't touch your eyes, nose, mouth, ears, whatever. That's really it. Proper hand washing beats this "super-bug" even though alcohol cannot.

      I think the real danger here is that more and more people are using those alcohol-based hand washing solutions instead of taking 30 seconds to wash their hands at a sink using hot water and soap.

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    4. Re:Inevitable by FiniteElementalist · · Score: 1

      A leading cause of death, as my late grandfather put it: too many birthdays.

    5. Re:Inevitable by sm62704 · · Score: 1
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  14. Help please - best masks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, one thing that I'm going to do is to get some decent masks. They showed a couple on a news report last night, related to the San Diego fires. Apparently the worst soot particles as the smallest, as these are so small that they not only go through most masks, but they also travel the farthest.

    So, does anyone know what are the best masks to use during an actual Pandemic? And will these indeed be effective?

    1. Re:Help please - best masks by edraven · · Score: 2, Funny

      Go with 0.0.0.0 . Thank you, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.

    2. Re:Help please - best masks by pedrop357 · · Score: 1

      I'll take 128.0.0.0

      I hear the 0.0.0.0 users are at risk of being "blackholed", something I'd like to avoid.

      Tip? These ladies aren't starvin to death. They make minimum wage. When I worked for minimum wage, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tipworthy.

    3. Re:Help please - best masks by flink · · Score: 1

      Viruses are pretty small. You'd probably be better off with a full respirator than a simple mask in the event of a bird flu pandemic or some such. An N95 mask will supposedly stop bacterial pathogens like TB, but I wouldn't bet on one keeping out everything. The little dust masks people were wearing on the subway during the SARS scare a few years ago will do nothing but might make you feel better.

    4. Re:Help please - best masks by djasbestos · · Score: 1

      Any gas mask rated for NBC warfare (nuclear, biological, chemical).

  15. H5N1 has been a blessing... by Pedrito · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really, the fact that it kind of scared the crap out of people has been a good thing. It made everyone realize that we weren't even remotely prepared. The U.S. and other countries are starting to stockpile influenza antivirals like Tamiflu and Relenza. This was something we've been needing to do for a while and the H5N1 scare has really kicked everyone into action.

    Sadly, influenza epidemics are a given. It's not a matter of "if", but "when". There were 3 in the last century and they all happened before good antiviral drugs were available. Stockpiling these drugs could very well save hundreds of thousands, if not millions of lives. The short-term economic cost of a pandemic would be huge, but it would seem trivial compared to the long-term cost of the loss of 5-10%, or more, of the population.

    It's good we're testing these kinds of scenarios, but my biggest concern was the stockpiling and availability of antivirals which, fortunately, seems to be getting much better...

    1. Re:H5N1 has been a blessing... by joshv · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Sadly, influenza epidemics are a given. It's not a matter of "if", but "when". There were 3 in the last century and they all happened before good antiviral drugs were available. Stockpiling these drugs could very well save hundreds of thousands, if not millions of lives. The short-term economic cost of a pandemic would be huge, but it would seem trivial compared to the long-term cost of the loss of 5-10%, or more, of the population."

      Care to point me to any scientific evidence that Tamiflu, Relenza, or any other such drug in the pipeline will save a single person from a pandemic type flu virus?

      No such evidence exists.

      Even for non-pandemic strains, the evidence that vaccines and antivirals have had any impact of flu death rates is extremely thin.

    2. Re:H5N1 has been a blessing... by businessnerd · · Score: 1

      Right there is the reason why there is a serious supply issue when it comes to a flu pandemic. What is already available, will likely not be effective against a pandemic because the reason the flu is pandemic, is because it is able to bypass all available methods of treatment/prevention. In order to combat a pandemic, a formula must be developed to specifically address this particular instance. Currently, the pharma industry does not have the manufacturing capacity to rapidly produce and distribute a viable vaccine/treatment before it's already too late. Stockpiling will have no effect and expanding production capacities enough is not only extremely costly, but you would have all of this non-utilized manufacturing capacity sitting around waiting for the pandemic.

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    3. Re:H5N1 has been a blessing... by Pedrito · · Score: 3, Informative

      Care to point me to any scientific evidence that Tamiflu, Relenza, or any other such drug in the pipeline will save a single person from a pandemic type flu virus?

      Sure, because I have nothing better to do with my time than do the research you clearly haven't done yourself.

      First of all, Tamiflu has been shown to not only reduce the duration and severity of flu symptoms, but used as a prophylactic, reduces the chances of catching the flu by 74%. Here are some facts to back that up: Go here and enter these PMIDs: 17535069, 17253479, 17115954.

      There's tons more out there and anyone willing to get off their butt and do the research can find it. Now granted, there haven't been any large scale trials with H5N1 in people because not that many people have had H5N1. That said, combination therapies in mice with H5N1 have proven quite effective. There's no guarantee it will work in people, but all the evidence suggests that H5N1 is susceptible to neuraminidase inhibitors like Tamiflu will be effective against H5N1. It won't be 100%, but based on the existing data, I suspect it will have a pretty significant impact.

      Now, I've done some of your legwork for you. How about you back up this statement: "Even for non-pandemic strains, the evidence that vaccines and antivirals have had any impact of flu death rates is extremely thin." with some evidence of your own.

    4. Re:H5N1 has been a blessing... by Pedrito · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What is already available, will likely not be effective against a pandemic because the reason the flu is pandemic, is because it is able to bypass all available methods of treatment/prevention.

      That's just wrong. Flu pandemics don't happen because of vaccines working or not working. Flu pandemics started before vaccines existed and didn't become any less frequent after their creation. In fact, they've only appear to be getting more common because of easier access to the world (flight) and increasing overcrowding in urban areas.

      Flu pandemics happen because a particularly virulent strain of the flu evolves. Sometimes it's the evolution of an existing human-infectious strain (like the H1N1 subtype that caused the Spanish Flu pandemic from 1918-1920) or from crossing over from animals (like the avian H2N2 subtype caused the Asian Flu pandemic in '57). The former happened before flu vaccines existed. The latter, after flu vaccines.

      Granted, coming up with a vaccine for a pandemic strain would be helpful, but it's unlikely to happen in time because they tend to spread faster than normal flu strains (because of their increased virulence). I don't want to get into the whole thing about how flu strains are chosen for a vaccine and how vaccines works, but suffice it to say, vaccines are usually for several strains that already exist and are predicted to be the most likely to be widely spread, but because it takes so long to incubate the vaccine, the flu must be relatively slow-spreading.

      Pandemic influenza strains, on the other hand, spread very quickly. Far too quickly for a vaccine to be created in time. We worried about the H5N1 avian variant because it was very deadly. We can't start creating a vaccine for it until it has evolved into a variant that is easily spread from human to human. Well, that's not entirely true. We could, but it probably wouldn't be effective against the easily spread variant. The vast majority of cases in people (if not all) of H5N1 were from direct contact with infected animals, but it was not easily spread. Had it evolved into an easily spread form (and it still could), then it would very likely become a pandemic influenza variant.

    5. Re:H5N1 has been a blessing... by Vornzog · · Score: 3, Informative

      Care to point me to any scientific evidence that Tamiflu, Relenza, or any other such drug in the pipeline will save a single person from a pandemic type flu virus? Sure. Search Google Scholar with "TamiFlu H5N1". The first link on the results page takes you to an article by Roche scientists, http://jac.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/reprint/55/suppl_1/i5.pdf. They have a financial interest in TamiFlu, so don't just take their word for it - feel free to read the all 95 of the references. Flu antivirals are well characterized, and mutations that cause resistance are well understood. There have been plenty of animal studies, and multiple case studies in humans. For further reading about those case studies, try http://content.nejm.org/cgi/reprint/353/25/2667.pdf. That article has additional discussion about the possibility of mutations during the current recommended treatment course.

      Even for non-pandemic strains, the evidence that vaccines and antivirals have had any impact of flu death rates is extremely thin. Antivirals are currently being used to decrease morbidity and mortality caused by influenza. There is good statistical evidence, confirmed by multiple independent studies, that these work as advertised. And plenty of discussion about when they fail.

      No such evidence exists. Served.
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    6. Re:H5N1 has been a blessing... by joshv · · Score: 1

      "There's tons more out there and anyone willing to get off their butt and do the research can find it. Now granted, there haven't been any large scale trials with H5N1 in people because not that many people have had H5N1. That said, combination therapies in mice with H5N1 have proven quite effective. There's no guarantee it will work in people, but all the evidence suggests that H5N1 is susceptible to neuraminidase inhibitors like Tamiflu will be effective against H5N1. It won't be 100%, but based on the existing data, I suspect it will have a pretty significant impact."

      I don't really care about studies with H5N1 - it's obviously not a pandemic strain (witness the current lack of a pandemic). There is absolutely no evidence that vaccines, or any of the currently approved drugs will have any effect on some future pandemic strain.

      I not been able to find any evidence that Tamiflu or it's cousins have had any impact on influenza/pneumonia death rates in any country, and that's ultimately what I care about. People shouldn't be taking expensive drugs to avoid a day of aches and pains. See the following meta-review: http://www.arif.bham.ac.uk/Requests/o/oseltamivir-tamiflu-pandemic.htm

      It seems that influenza deaths are so rare it's very difficult to conduct a large enough study to determine if these drugs have any impact on mortality.

    7. Re:H5N1 has been a blessing... by joshv · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I was not clear. When I said "save a single person from a pandemic type flu virus" - I was referring to mortality. Your references provide no evidence that Tamiflu reduces mortality with current Flu strains, let along a pandemic strain. If found a 2005 meta review that was also unable to find any such evidence of mortality reduction: http://www.arif.bham.ac.uk/Requests/o/oseltamivir-tamiflu-pandemic.htm.

      From the conclusions of your first link "There are no clinical data available for the use of oseltamivir [Tamiflu] in a pandemic." So I was correct, no such evidence exists.

    8. Re:H5N1 has been a blessing... by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      Right, but of course, the key in all of these is to use them before the virus starts kicking your ass, because once high volumes of replication begin, you're pretty much toast. And it's not at all clear that most folks would recognize the risk/respond within the effective window. So while there may be evidence of high EFFICACY, the real-world EFFECTIVENESS is questionable. Not to mention that any inhibitory molecule designed to neutralize a specific viral functional protein will work only so long as that protein remains in its original form; depending on the specifics of how the protein, its target, and the inhibitor interact, resistance may arise rapidly.

    9. Re:H5N1 has been a blessing... by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      I don't really care about studies with H5N1 - it's obviously not a pandemic strain (witness the current lack of a pandemic). There is absolutely no evidence that vaccines, or any of the currently approved drugs will have any effect on some future pandemic strain.

      You clearly don't know the first thing about this stuff. First of all, it's not a pandemic strain YET. It may never be, but if I had to put money on what the next flu pandemic strain is going to be, my money would be on H5N1 and there are a lot of epidemiologists who would agree. Scientists are the ones pushing the H5N1 scare because it poses an enormous threat.

      I not been able to find any evidence that Tamiflu or it's cousins have had any impact on influenza/pneumonia death rates in any country,

      Then I guess you just haven't looked. It's as simple as that.

      It seems that influenza deaths are so rare it's very difficult to conduct a large enough study to determine if these drugs have any impact on mortality.

      About 36,000 people a year die of influenza in the U.S. alone. Flu and Pneumonia are the 7th most common cause of death in the U.S. Which just goes to show that you clearly have no clue what you're talking about.

    10. Re:H5N1 has been a blessing... by joshv · · Score: 1

      "You clearly don't know the first thing about this stuff. First of all, it's not a pandemic strain YET. It may never be, but if I had to put money on what the next flu pandemic strain is going to be, my money would be on H5N1 and there are a lot of epidemiologists who would agree. Scientists are the ones pushing the H5N1 scare because it poses an enormous threat."

      Why would it be H5N1? Even if it will be the source pool from which a pandemic strain mutates, who is to say it will be effected by the drugs in the same way as H5N1. I see no reason to believe that H5N1 will ever become a pandemic - it's killed what - a few hundred folks so far?

      "About 36,000 people a year die of influenza in the U.S. alone. Flu and Pneumonia are the 7th most common cause of death in the U.S. Which just goes to show that you clearly have no clue what you're talking about."

      So I imagine because 36,000 people each year die of influenza (and pneumonia - yes, the 36,000 number includes pneumonia) it should be easy to construct a large clinical trial with enough statistical power to prove that these drugs reduce mortality? Any idea how many people contract the flu each year? It's in the millions. How large of a population would you need to see 10 deaths on average in the study? Now multiply this by two, gotta have a treatment and placebo group. It's just not that easy, and as far as I can tell, there are no studies indicating a statically significant decreased death rate as the result of these drugs.

  16. But what about WoW by jconley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The whole study comes into question for not using World of Warcraft as a modeling tool for pandemic.

    Bah.

    1. Re:But what about WoW by Almahtar · · Score: 1

      It won't happen to me. Just like car accidents and robberies.

  17. Marshall Law? Impossible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  18. What a bunch of BS by SiliconEntity · · Score: 4, Informative

    The last flu pandemic was the Hong Kong flu 1969. It didn't exactly bring the end of the world. There were no effects like what are described here.

    Everyone hears "flu pandemic" and they think 1918, which was the worst in history. But there have been pandemics since then and they haven't been that bad. Just cause it's a pandemic doesn't mean it's the worst pandemic in history. That's like thinking that every recession is going to be the Great Depression.

    1. Re:What a bunch of BS by WetCat · · Score: 1

      Moreover, the 1918 pandemic was immediately after I world war, and thus
      exactly this may be the reason why it was so painful - people were exhausted and hungry.

    2. Re:What a bunch of BS by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Everyone hears "flu pandemic" and they think 1918, which was the worst in history


      Well only if you don't count the black death, which killed 30-60% of the population of Europe, or the Small Pox pandemic which possibly killed upwards of 70% of Native Americans and advanced faster and was more ruthless than the conquering European armies.
    3. Re:What a bunch of BS by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize that the Black Death was a flu pandemic.

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    4. Re:What a bunch of BS by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      You are right. Nobody should spend any time at all considering the consequences and possible responses to anything more serious than the last pandemic.

    5. Re:What a bunch of BS by FrenchSilk · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is because the 1969 flu (the Hong Kong flu) was not very lethal at all. In the US, 50 million were infected, with an estimated 33,000 deaths, which is a mortality rate of 0.06%. By comparison, H5N1 (the current bird flu) has a mortality rate of about 60%, more than 1000 times as lethal as the Hong Kong flu. It may become less lethal as it becomes more transmissible, but it has a very long ways to go before it becomes as harmless as the Hong Kong flu.

    6. Re:What a bunch of BS by optimus2861 · · Score: 1
      Sounds good in theory, except for the fact that the 1918 pandemic killed mostly the young & healthy, those with strong enough immune systems that they produced fatal cytokine storms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flu#History). H5N1, the avian flu that everyone's worried about, is capable of doing the same thing to humans.

      If all you do is read the wikipedia article on H5N1 and still don't feel just a little scared, you've got a stronger constitution than I've got.

    7. Re:What a bunch of BS by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, everyone knows that. The point remain that we will get a pandemic at that level at some point.
      Considering how JIT our work force is, supplies will be difficult to get; which will compound the issue significantly.

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    8. Re:What a bunch of BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank God that we have peace in the world today!

    9. Re:What a bunch of BS by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      The last car accident I was in, I just sort of scraped alongside the other car. No one was hurt, and no damage was done. Everyone hears "car accident" and they think about head-on collisions with semis. But there have been car accidents since then and they haven't been that bad. Therefore, worrying about safe driving is bullshit.

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    10. Re:What a bunch of BS by ErikZ · · Score: 1


      "Oh my god! Millions of people are dying from a horrible new disease that's spreading like wildfire!"
      'Is it the flu?'
      "Er, no..."
      'Feh. Big deal.'

      Do you lay awake at night wondering "If a car gets hit by a train, is it still a car accident?"

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    11. Re:What a bunch of BS by WetCat · · Score: 1

      "Young and healthy" usually become soldiers. Tired soldiers are in abundance after the world war, and in bad conditions.

    12. Re:What a bunch of BS by jax9999 · · Score: 1

      Worst in History? You don't read a lot of history do you?

    13. Re:What a bunch of BS by mopower70 · · Score: 1

      Well only if you don't count the black death, which killed 30-60% of the population of Europe, or the Small Pox pandemic which possibly killed upwards of 70% of Native Americans and advanced faster and was more ruthless than the conquering European armies. Sorry pal. More people died from the 1918 Influenza pandemic than the entire population of Native Americans at their PEAK before the arrival of Europeans on the continent (50 - 100 million dead vs. 2 - 18 million Native Americans living above the current Mexico border). Not to mention the fact that the 1918 pandemic hit Native Americans as a group harder than did even the Small Pox infections, causing 100% mortality or related/affected deaths in some Inuit tribes.
    14. Re:What a bunch of BS by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      True, the spanish flu killed more people than any particular small pox outbreak and possibly more than even the black death, but as a percentage of the population both were far deadlier. Sure some specific populations were more affected by one or the other, but there were instances of 100% mortality from small pox as well, fertile flood plains along the mississippi were conspicuously empty when european explorers finally made it that far inland, because their germs preceded them.

      Spanish flu - 2-20% population killed in most affected areas (damn near everywhere)
      Black death - 30-60% population killed in most affected areas (eurasia)
      Small pox - 70-95% population of affected area killed (americas)

  19. HH was right! by ritalinvillain · · Score: 1

    You could always go the extra step and avoid all contact with anything just like Howard Hughes. If you really want to do that, you might as well add in the addiction to codeine and valium, build a plane out of wood, and wear tissue boxes as shoes. What it takes to be a billionaire...

    1. Re:HH was right! by khallow · · Score: 1

      build a plane out of wood

      The plane was started during the Second World War. That's what they had to work with.
  20. Just ONE MORE thing to get oneself by davidsyes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    on the ever-swelling Terr'ist Watch List...

    You download THAT, you just GOTS TA BE be a wee bit interested in causing or learning how to cause mayhem....

    OTOH...

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  21. The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes! by popo · · Score: 1, Troll

    We have to protect our banking system! We should definitely start some kind of a group that would be willing to donate food, medicines, educational supplies or potable water to the banking system. We can't let anything bad happen to them.

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  22. Waaah! Teh shrub = teh hitler!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By upcoming you mean over 12 months away, right? God you're such a moron. Hey, why haven't the Democrats ended the Iraq war like they promised to?

  23. That's not true by Lucas123 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Webster's defines a pandemic as something "occurring over a wide geographic area and affecting an exceptionally high proportion of the population" So defining an area for a pandemic isn't by definition wrong.

    1. Re:That's not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The use of "US pandemic" is some scaremonger trying to whip up more funding. If it's a pandemic in the US, it will most definitely spread to other countries or vice versa.

  24. Report did not get classified? by smurfsurf · · Score: 1

    Now that is a surprise to me. My guess would have been that the U.S. government had classified the report. Embolding the terrorists or such some.

  25. yikes by hoto0301 · · Score: 0

    If members of Generation Y are still too lazy to pursue a career in a field that demands tech-savvy individuals (entomology, epidemiology, statistics, mathematics to name a few), America has its thumbs up its collective ass if such a pandemic were to arise. Thank you, internet for the retardation of our youths.

  26. Can you crunch some numbers? by porkThreeWays · · Score: 1

    I get 32.33 (repeating of course).

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  27. Re:This would allow GW Bush to declare marshall la by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Not if you keep that tin foil hat on fellow.
    Not even WWII stopped presidential elections in the US. Just not going to happen and no evidence that it could.

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  28. Marshall Law by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Are you talking about Thomas Riley Marshall (VP of US nearly a hundred years ago) or John Marshall (chief justice of SCOTUS about two hundred years ago)? They're both dead; I don't see how the current president could use either one for legal advice. Ah... Is this some kind of seance thing? (I heard Reagan was into that stuff. But why not just channel Reagan? Having died more recently, he would be closer to the mortal realms, anyway.)

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  29. Update 1, Page 15 - Massive Geographic Implication by hwyengr · · Score: 1

    The pandemic is so bad, the City of Chicago has been moved to Cleveland.

  30. What are you talking about? You got it wrong by ifwm · · Score: 0

    That most certainly is not what Fox news says.

    "If these deaths all were related to staph infections, the total would exceed other better-known causes of death including AIDS -- which killed an estimated 17,011 Americans in 2005 -- said Dr. Elizabeth Bancroft of the Los Angeles County Health Department, the editorial author."

    The 17,011 is for AIDS deaths in 2005, not superbug deaths.

    Regarding their number for the superbug, which is an extrapolation, they say this.

    "There were 988 reported deaths among infected people in the study, for a rate of 6.3 per 100,000. That would translate to 18,650 deaths annually, although the researchers don't know if MRSA was the cause in all cases."

  31. I attended a brief pandemic flu training by Facetious · · Score: 1

    It was a most bizarre hour. The lady doing the presentation was funny and cheerful, which starkly contrasted with the subject matter. It was almost surreal to hear her talk pleasantly about the inevitability of a pandemic, the mortality rate of those infected, and the projected death toll in the local communities.

    I walked away from the training with the belief that a pandemic would bring our economy to a screeching halt, though the presenter never said so. I also left thinking, "If this thing hits, I'm going to live in the woods for three to six months, starting with news of the first human-to-human infection in the US." Then again, I'm prone to overreaction. I think it stems from watching Red Dawn so many times as a teenager.

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    1. Re:I attended a brief pandemic flu training by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Just go by a lot of canned food(3 months per person,min.), and emergency water in case the water system goes down. In all likely hood, you will get water. unless it's is freezing or a riot disrupts the supple. Bar your door, and I mean the literally.

      the good news is, if it's freezing the pandemic won't spread very far.

      Don't loose you humanity.

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  32. What is interesting by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is that in past epidemics, living in cities was the LAST place to be. They always had the highest death rates due to the intermingling of ppl.

    Now, the places to be will be the cities with high connectivity. It will be possible to minimize our interactions with others. Netgrocers would take off during these times. Likewise, this report says that call center would fail. Yet, I think that the call centers that are using voip and have the ability to allow their employees to work from home will do great. In addition, any work that can be done with little to no interactions with others will continue to thrive. Where the problems will come from are those jobs that require you to interact large number of ppl. What I think will be the big issues will be our schools.

    I find it funny that they believe that an epidemic will originate in Africa. I would expect most to come from extremely populated areas.

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    1. Re:What is interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Netgrocers would take off during these times
      Except if one of their clients is already contagious and now they've introduced it into all the others who use the service after the initial vector.

  33. On the upside... by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A massive reduction of human population would reduce the stress on:
    - fresh water reserves
    - dwindling oil supplies
    - food crops already threatened by global warming
    - natural resources such as forests

    so it's not all bad.

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    1. Re:On the upside... by stoneymonster · · Score: 1

      Are you volunteering?

    2. Re:On the upside... by lobiusmoop · · Score: 1

      Not yet, enjoying the party too much for now. Will stick to childfree and sympathetic-euthanasia advocacy for now.

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    3. Re:On the upside... by ChibiOne · · Score: 1

      And who's gonna harvest the crops, drill for oil or run the water processing facilities?

    4. Re:On the upside... by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      A massive reduction of human population...
      You first.

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  34. It's cool, I just stocked up. by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

    I just spent $450 on ammo this past weekend:
    150 .308
    550 .22
    2000 9mm

    Plus my current stock:
    ~600 .22
    ~250 .223

    Damn war is making ammo expensive :(

    The upshot is that the prices on the ammo I use should drop dramatically, since they're all military calibers.

    I want a bunch of .22 when the zombies come, just takes one headshot and I can probably carry 20x the ammo.

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    1. Re:It's cool, I just stocked up. by TimSSG · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it is not going to be zombies; vampires are new bad guys. So, I suggest laying in a supply of wooden stakes. Note, you might try wooden bullets, but the rumors says they only work if they lodge in the heart. Tim S

    2. Re:It's cool, I just stocked up. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Unless you are letting them get to close, I highly recommend a higher caliber.

      The good news, the people firing weapons will draw all the Zombies to them.

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    3. Re:It's cool, I just stocked up. by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

      Eh, .22 is good out to 75yd or so. I'd totally head for a Super Target/Walmart if zombies showed up, LOTS of ammo/guns and canned food/water galore.

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    4. Re:It's cool, I just stocked up. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Wal-mart is too open, I would go for costco. no windows, high walls, and a metal roll up door.

      No Ammo, but once the door is closed zombies will wonder off.

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    5. Re:It's cool, I just stocked up. by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

      True, but the Wal-Mart has everything you need (ammo included). I'm sure they have the power tools and shopping carts necessary to lock the place down. Then there's always the roof.

      Ideally, a Wal-Mart next to a Costco, but let's be realistic.

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    6. Re:It's cool, I just stocked up. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      I'd totally head for a Super Target/Walmart if zombies showed up, LOTS of ammo/guns and canned food/water galore.

      Note to any aspiring zombie master: Zombify Super Target/Walmart first and watch your victims come to _you_ instead of having to chase them down.

  35. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We have to protect our banking system! We should definitely start some kind of a group that would be willing to donate food, medicines, educational supplies or potable water to the banking system. We can't let anything bad happen to them.

    You know, sarcasm can be a really elegant tool, when it isn't used in the service of ignorance.

    You think the economy would suck if a whole lot of people couldn't physically go to work or handle food? How much MORE do you think it would suck if everyone who was still participating in a wounded economy had to also drive around wheelbarrows of barter goods in order to get anything done? A well-oiled electronic banking system could well be one of the most important assets in preventing social collapse in the event of a particularly ugly pandemic. So, what will YOU be bartering? Copies of Ubuntu on cool purple DVDs? Your three extra pairs of clean socks? Your ability to dig out latrines? Hmmm. Many a modern economy is more convenient than a medieval one, and worth protecting. No banking system, no modern economy.

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  36. paging Mr. Heston... by zogger · · Score: 1
  37. yfluk by CompMD · · Score: 2, Funny

    It took me about 9 seconds to get the "yfluk" tag, but when I did, I almost fell out of my chair.

    1. Re:yfluk by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. What's a "yfluk"?

    2. Re:yfluk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "y-FLU-k"...

    3. Re:yfluk by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Yeah, about 4 hours later I'm driving to dinner and I think, "y-flu-k" as in y2k.

      Now that I have it, I don't want it.

  38. Scary stuff. by Shinmizu · · Score: 1

    Man, I sure hope we don't have Y2K and a pandemic hit at the same time.

    1. Re:Scary stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could handle that unless the terrorists and massive hurricanes from global warming join in.

  39. Underestimate by sane? · · Score: 1

    From the looks of it, this is another scenario that underestimates the impact of a pandemic. Not only is there the usual underestimate of disease lethality, the plan usually assumes that a sizeable percentage of people WILL STILL GO IN TO WORK. Who the hell is going to bother going to work if people are dying? Look at the overreaction on terrorism - people will panic, barricade the doors and threaten to shoot anyone that approaches. Within 1-2 weeks of the first signs in the US, all businesses and systems will be at a standstill. Nobody will be there to keep things running.

    1. Re:Underestimate by FrenchSilk · · Score: 1

      Applause! I am glad to see that at least one person has thought this through. The other ridiculous thing I see all the time is the suggestion to businesses that they tell their employees to stay home during a pandemic if they are feeling ill. That is absurd on several levels. First, they need to tell their employees to stay home period. No human contact will be safe. People are contagious before they start to feel ill. Second, avian flu, when it starts to present symptoms, is extremely unpleasant and no one will need to be told to stay home. Third, they won't need to tell their employees anything at all after the first week or so when it finally dawns on even the thickest employees that the half the people in the city are infected with a highly contagious disease and most of them are now dying.

  40. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    How much MORE do you think it would suck if everyone who was still participating in a wounded economy had to also drive around wheelbarrows of barter goods in order to get anything done?
    Yeah, because we'd all have forgotten that we could substitute precious metals (or even promissory notes) for goods.

    Finally, all the free market idealists on slashdot could have their dreams of a precious-metal-backed currency realized. Too bad 20% of them will be coughing up too much blood to take advantage of the fact that their savings (kept under their mattress) wouldn't lose value due to inflation.
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  41. Actually... not really. by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The problems would likely be compounded:

    • reserves of potable water would likely falter (and in places like, oh, Phoenix - fail entirely) due to now un-manned and un-maintained water treatment plants, which means you're stuck with either boiling what you can find, catch as much rain as is possible (outside of the US Pacific Northwest? Good Luck with that one), or hoping for the best when you draw it out of the well/stream/whatever.
    • no problem - because there would be few to no oil refinery capabilities, which means that gas and plastics, etc. will be even rarer and more expensive than they are now.
    • food will be short due to two reasons: one has to do with growing it (only a low two-digit percentage of a first world nation even does farming, and they rely on expensive and technological means to do it. The other is getting that food from point A (the farm) to point B (you) - without it getting contaminated with the pandemic nasty OR the current nasties that occupy unprocessed food now (salmonella, ptomaine, stuff like that).
    • yep - the forests will do just fine. Now how are you going to get those far-off trees to your house to help heat the place... at least until 10/20/30 years from now when the closer ones finally start growing large enough to put to use?
    • I'd prefer to keep technology around, thanks.

      /P

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    1. Re:Actually... not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This leads to the question of which parts of
      society will be most susceptible to a communicable
      pandemic. It will not be the farmer, the refiner, or
      pipeline operators. It will be people that live
      in larger cities with airports, and have lots of
      human contact. People like the hospital worker, and
      bank tellers.

    2. Re:Actually... not really. by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      catch as much rain as is possible (outside of the US Pacific Northwest? Good Luck with that one)

      You do know that the Pacific Northwest has a variety of climates, right? Not many people live in the Hoh Rain Forest.

      The most populated areas of the Northwest, west of the mountains, still receive less rain than most of the East Coast of the US, plus major parts of Alaska and Hawaii.

      And east of the Cascade Mountains, the climate is quite dry, including areas that receive as little as 7 inches of precipitation per year.

    3. Re:Actually... not really. by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      Well, I am evisioning a completely scenario - society survives the pandemic, but with 10% less people. Refineries won't stop if, say, over 6 months it so happens that every tenth employee dies of the flu. Agriculture won't stop as well. The manual-labor-intensive industries will get reduction in their productivity, but it will even out with the reduction in demand.

      In essence, the tough part is to maintain stability over the time when 30-60% of the workforce is temporarily disabled (either home coughing, or healthy, but wanting to stay isolated from the infection). If you get over that part, then the major issue (as told in the article) of losing 10% of the workforce is not as bad as it seems - as the granparent stated, it would reduce the ecological footprint issues.

      The technology is going nowhere, even a nuclear exchange that would incapacitate 99% of world's (leaving 60 million people healthy) will leave the technology intact. Nuclear war can destroy society because it will destroy infrastructure; however, if on a single day simply every 10th person would drop dead, then it would be a huge personal tragedy for every family, but society in general would recover quite quickly. IMHO.

    4. Re:Actually... not really. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Yes, DURING the pandemic there would be a great deal of trouble. AFTER the pandemic and a recovery period, the upside effects would manifest. Starting with a new low in unemployment. I don't think a reasonable person would look forward to those effects, but at least it's a sort of consolation prize.

  42. Big flaw in the study by FrenchSilk · · Score: 1

    The study assumed an absenteeism rate of 50%. About one out of every four people in the U.S. caught the last bird flu to become pandemic in human populations (the Hong Kong flu). And only a very small percentage of them died, about .06%. The current bird flu (H5N1) is 1000 times that lethal. Even if it becomes much less lethal when it becomes contagious to humans, it will far outkill the Hong Kong flu. So, once the bug arrives in a city and people start becoming sick and dying right and left, how many people will decide they will just go to work as usual. My guess in nearly none.

    1. Re:Big flaw in the study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real burners don't get the geographic distribution less lethal pathogens get, simply because they kill or debilitate the host too quickly.

    2. Re:Big flaw in the study by FrenchSilk · · Score: 1

      The concept of a tradeoff between transmissibility and virulence is not universally accepted for influenza, due to the ability of carriers to transmit asymptomatically, as I mentioned in another post. Here is a good explanation of the reasons.

  43. Fearmongering is not a victimless crime. by megaditto · · Score: 1

    People trying to do us a favor by making us afraid? They are full of shit.

    Just consider the Global Warming and population growth scaremongers:
    They are exacly the reason why the Pentagon is spending 400,000,000,000 US$/year (NOT including the Iraq war). The doctrine clearly states that the uncontrolled pop growth and the Warming will cause lots of wars, hunger, mass unrest and migration, and multiple antropogenic disasters on a geological scale; this is why they claim we need to be spending 400B/year

    Do you even realize how much is USD 400B? If you stacked 40,000,000,000,000 pennies on top of eachother, the resulting money column would go all the way to the Moon and then some. And that's what we spend each year because of a few fucks that are trying to scare up for the greater good.

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    1. Re:Fearmongering is not a victimless crime. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, they are not trying to scare you, they are trying to give you information so you can prepare.

      Please don't compare something scientific, global warming, with something that isn't true at all - overpopulation.

      Finally, what kind of logic is how far the money will stack? in fact I think you just invented a new type of logical fallacy: "The money stacking" fallacy.

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    2. Re:Fearmongering is not a victimless crime. by megaditto · · Score: 1

      It's not a fallacy, it's a valid way to make a comparison: at least to me a billion does not seem that much more than a million. I have a hard time imagining ten thousand things at once.

      I think the Moon stacking example is actually a good one: USD 1M worth will get you to a lower sattelite orbit. Between 10 and 100 M will stick out into space, and 400B is enough to extend to the moon.

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    3. Re:Fearmongering is not a victimless crime. by steampoweredlawngnom · · Score: 1

      Try thinking in bytes instead of stacks of things.
      Think how much crap you can fit in one megabyte of space, vs one gigabyte. To me anyway, it's a lot more quantifiable than a room full of pennies, which just looks like a room full of pennies, and does not equate to any sort of tangible value. It's probably why companies stopped comparing storage capacities of computers to stacks of paper in the early 80's. After you got past a 50 foot stack of paper, it kinda became meaningless.

  44. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because we'd all have forgotten that we could substitute precious metals (or even promissory notes) for goods.

    Kinda off-tangent, but anyone else remember reading in (most) nuclear-war type novels about how gold and silver were rejected as money because odds were very good that it was "hot"?

    One would think that people would tend to recoil from dirty paper (let's face it, money is just that) and even coins during a pandemic in much the same way. After all, them germs can get into the tiniest of cracks and crevices on the coins, and paper...? Fuggedaboutit.

    At least with a Credit/Debit card reader you know that the germs aren't going to piggyback on the electrons that make and confirm the transfer, y'know?

    /P

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  45. Don't worry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad things have never, ever happened.

  46. So, a 'smarter' ass .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. will probably set fire to the part where you keep your bullets. May beat the lethality of a malfunctioning South African robot, I think.

    However, I do think you're right in a way - when the proverbial brown stuff hits the fan there may be a total breakdown of law & order.

    1. Re:So, a 'smarter' ass .. by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

      Considering where it's actually located, I seriously doubt it'd be a problem. It's in the far corner of my garage, block wall on one side and the garage door on another, then just open space. In an ammo can to boot.

      I think survivalists call that a SHTF instance, and usually include Katrina. Anyway, this is just my sporting supply. If the SHTF, I'd feel pretty comfortable in my house. I've seen my neighbor across the street openly carrying, so I'd probably team up with them.

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    2. Re:So, a 'smarter' ass .. by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Or you could communicate back and forth for weeks with large cardboard signs as you snipe the ever growing horde of the undead, only to lose him when he stocked too many bullets and not enough lunch.

    3. Re:So, a 'smarter' ass .. by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

      I've got two dogs, they'd probably be happy to eat zombie flesh. I'd readily eat the cowardly one if I had to.

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  47. Storage and self-sufficiency... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

    ... Sure do make a lot of sense. Whether it's a global pandemic, natural disaster, or just getting laid off... if you have at least some food, water, fuel, medications, etc. stored up, then things are a lot easier to handle.

      I'm in a position where, thankfully, all of my job functions *could* be handled from home. In the case of a pandemic, I can call my office, tell them "Sorry, I'll work from home for the next month or two", put up a sign reading "We're not going to answer the door", and wait it out.

      That is under the assumption, of course, that my various Internet connections don't all go down. That's a weak link in the idea. There very well may be more. I may not have a month's worth of toilet paper... hmmm.

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  48. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Money is a promissory note, and precious metals are worthless in the type of scenario we are talking about.

    How much gold can you eat? drink? Gold is not some magical thing. People have to desire it in order for it to have any worth, just like everything else.

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  49. Not at all by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    I suspect that during a pandemic, the deliver will be PROHIBITED from contact with customers. Instead, they will deliver to the outside of a home (drop off on the front porch), and then leave. The ppl inside will then come out and pick up groceries. During a pandemic, what is needed is to isolate as many ppl as possible or limit the interaction to just a few.

    It is the same principle as during AIDs. Back in the 80's, the push was to stop all sex except within a marriage (pub solution). Later, it was figured out that a simple condom would generally stop it. As time went on, ppl took to having F*&k friends. Just 1 or 2 ppl that they were screwing, but they were not in a relation with. The same thing will need to happen with the flu or other pandemics. Basically, limit who u interact with.

    The businesses that are robotized, or those that are able to separate employees and those that are able to avoid having employees interact with customers, will be VERY successful. Those companies that depend on heavy interactions with others will be major losing. That means restaurants will go bye-bye. Grocery stores that you browse with everybody else will be hit hard (king soopers/krogers will take MAJOR hits). Likewise, manufacturing companies that need ppl to come to work will fall apart. I would expect to see china lose more than 2x the next highest percentage. And we would see manufacturing centers change back to more established countries where robots can do more of the work.

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    1. Re:Not at all by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Your netgrocer idea would work great, unless the epidemic was something that could be transmitted from people to food.

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    2. Re:Not at all by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      The only flaw in your plan is that your cosy house and internet connection etc depend on public services which would drop out during a serious epidemic. Electricity, Water and Telephone service aren't magically maintained by solar-powered robots. As you'll see in any city hit by a major emergency like flood or fire they are surprisingly delicate.

      Rolling brownouts would probably start quite quickly in a place with infrastructure as strained as the US, not to mention other stuff like flooding of undermanned facilities like water processing plants and some cities, lack of refined petrol for deliveries, lack of manpower for delivery trucks, eventually looters searching for food etc. A city would be the worst place to be, particularly after a few weeks. You're dependent on too many shared services which would quickly degrade in an emergency situation, and there are millions of others who are just as needy in a very small area. The worst thing would be that entire countries would be hit, not just a small area, so the government would have a whole country to deal with all at once. Probably entire cities would be quarantined and food supplies would be scarce. Although it seems nice and logical to do distribution via the internet and couriers, internet retailers would probably be the first to go, as they're not large established businesses as yet, and thus aren't that profitable.

      PS Robots don't do most of the work in the US, migrant workers do.

    3. Re:Not at all by NoseyNick · · Score: 1

      The only flaw in your plan is that your cosy house and internet connection etc depend on public services which would drop out during a serious epidemic. Electricity,
      Have you ever visited a power station? There's actually very few people there, and it would be fairly easy for them to avoid coughing over each other. Delivery of power to your door needs engineers to go out into the middle of nowhere and mend cables, but they don't need to interact much with other people.

      Water
      Again, water treatment plants are not highly populated, and as long as the engineers can get to their machines and make adjustments, mend pumps, run tests, adjust concentrations of this and that, change filters, all without getting too close to other people, what's the problem?

      and Telephone service
      Much of that's run like datacenters, with engineers remote from the machines logging into the kit and reconfiguring stuff. Much of this could be done from home. Call centers can also be done with VoIP from home. Engineers who go play with wires and other hardware frequently work pretty much alone...

      If you can work from home, or work in a place that doesn't involve sharing air with too many other people, you're probably kinda OK. The big problems will be schools and other institutions that involve getting lots of people in the same room (especially kids who have little appreciation for extra hygiene) , commuters who hustle together on the same tube, international flyers sharing the same tin-can as 200 other people for an 8-hour flight, possibly shops where you're sharing an environment with a hundred other strangers...
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  50. No Bank? Yes Vodka! by eknagy · · Score: 1

    A few cases of Vodka?

  51. Bush got the powers in 2006 by Thrustworthy · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Pentagon is looking at the possibility of using federal troops to enforce a quarantine in the event of an outbreak of pandemic bird flu in the United States, a senior official said on Wednesday.

    President George W. Bush said last week he would consider using the military to "effect a quarantine" in response to any outbreak of avian influenza, but provided few details.

    Bush at the time also suggested he might place National Guard troops, normally commanded by state governors, under federal control as part of the government's response to the "catastrophe" of such a flu pandemic.

    Paul McHale, assistant defense secretary for homeland defense, said quarantine law historically has been under the primary jurisdiction of states, not the federal government.

    "And my expectation is that any quarantine measures that would be put in place would likely involve a substantial employment of the National Guard, probably under command and control of the governor of an affected state," McHale told a group of reporters.

    "However, we are looking at a wide range of contingencies, potentially involving Title 10 forces (federal troops) if a pandemic outbreak of a biological threat were to occur," McHale added.

    The H5N1 avian influenza virus has killed or forced the destruction of tens of millions of birds and infected more than 100 people, killing at least 60 in four Asian nations since late 2003.

    Experts fear that the virus, known to pass to humans from birds, could mutate and start to spread easily from person to person, potentially killing millions worldwide. Experts have questioned America's preparedness.

    McHale said he believed there would be a clearer understanding within a few weeks of the military role in response to pandemic bird flu as part of a broader federal response. Pentagon officials were meeting on Wednesday to discuss the department's role in a flu pandemic.

    One issue that could face the U.S. government in the event of an outbreak is whether or how to cordon off parts of the country to prevent the disease from spreading.

    The Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, enacted during the post-Civil War reconstruction period, prohibits federal military personnel from taking part in law-enforcement within the United States. But a president can waive the law in an emergency.

  52. as long as you've got power and net by rawdirt · · Score: 1

    in my neighborhood ice and trees take out both
    from time to time.

    I suspect it may be more difficult to borrow line repair
    crews during a pandemic.

    imagine fire fighting in california with a 50% absentee rate.

    1. Re:as long as you've got power and net by geekoid · · Score: 1

      that would be horrible, after days they might have 0% containment...

      More seriously.
      Many of people who do that kind of work are very dedicated and take pride in doing work others won't.
      Same thing with many people in water bureaus.
      Smart utility companies have a plan in place.

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    2. Re:as long as you've got power and net by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      My power and net are underground, and I have cell-based internet as well. And power isn't bad, I can charge my two laptop batteries off of generator or inverter, and have 8-10 hours of compute time ahead of me.

      As far as trees taking out the Internet connection, they don't have to do that here. Comcast does a good enough job of taking out the service. Good thing I have mobile broadband as a backup. :D

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  53. Place your bets! by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Place your bets, Fellas! Which happens first: a viral pandemic or starvation and other cool Gore-isms from Global Warming?

  54. I lucked out of the pandemic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I work at one of the big wall st. banks, and when they announced this study a while back the managers were given randomly generated lists of employees who should be considered "out sick" during the simulated pandemic... then they were asked to describe how the trading desk would be impaired. Thankfully, I was the only tech guy who didn't fall victim to the hypothetical pandemic! None of the other tech guys do anything, so the impact was determined to be none. lol! I need a raise.

    The other funny part was that the random number generator used to assign certain death didn't seem to be very random... nearly everyone on the list was from the first half of the alphabet. So, in order to further reduce any impact in a real pandemic we decided to try and hire so that first letters of employees last names have a low correlation to job roles.

    1. Re:I lucked out of the pandemic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jesus christ, I've been formatting a floppy disk for 46 minutes now. how the fuck did you old geezers survive before 1990?

      standing on the shoulders of giants!!! my predecessor formatted these 4 floppies that I now use to hold my fortran.

      wtf

  55. Tips and minimum wage by nebaz · · Score: 1

    Tip? These ladies aren't starvin to death. They make minimum wage.

    Minimum wage for jobs with tips is not exactly the same as without. link. I had a friend who worked as a Shuttle Driver and made $2.15 an hour because he was never tipped, even though they expected him to be.

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  56. I'll tell you what by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    No-one cares if WoW players die.

  57. Never going to happen... by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

    Look, the odds of dying from a pandemic flu outbreak is not worth worrying about.

    Look, even the 1918 flu pandemic only killed between 2 and 20% of those exposed.

    OK, everybody, repeat after me: That will never, ever happen again. The 1918 flu was really bad, and would've been a lot worse likely in an age of air travel, but the conditions under which that flu virus _evolved_ will never happen again.

    First thing you do with a major outbreak like this - close schools, offices, malls, any other place where large groups of people congregate and cough and sneeze on each other. What happened in the leadup to this one? War recruiting drive on everywhere. Crowd together all the young men to sign up for the army.

    Now, picture the ideal conditions during WWI to both evolve and spread a flu like this. Troops coming back from the front, wounded or at least weakened from the conditions at the front (poor nutrition, sleep deprived, exhausted, stress, poor sanitation, chemical weapons). Get 'em all together in a room, packed tight, sharing the same air.

    The other big scary thing about the 1918 flu was that most excess deaths (deaths above the # of deaths you'd expect in any given year due to flu) were in the age range 65. So it decimated the fit, young, adult population. Or, exactly what you'd expect, given the conditions under which it evolved.

    I'm not saying that we shouldn't do work on vaccines, and containing outbreaks, that sort of thing, but let's not get real worried about this as if it's something that your HR manager should be planning contingencies for.

    A more likely scenario is a hong kong flu or an asian flu scenario. Wikipedia (impeccable and irrefutable source of info that you are! anyways...) tells me that the the US death toll from the 57-58 flu was ~70,000, and the 68-69 flu had a US death toll of ~33,000 with 50 million infected, or ~1 in 1500.

    While the idea of me or my loved ones dying of flu doesn't appeal to me, these numbers are on the same order of magnitude as car accident fatalities.

    Let's put this stuff in perspective, OK?

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    1. Re:Never going to happen... by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      OK, everybody, repeat after me: That will never, ever happen again.

      Sorry, but you're simply wrong. I can't put it any nicer than that. Pandemic influenza happens every several decades. The 1918 was a particularly virulent strain, yes, but H5N1 is fatal in roughly 70% of cases. If it evolves into an easily infectious (for humans) variant, that fatality would likely fall, but there's no telling how much. It might fall a little, it might fall a lot. Depending on how contagious it were to become and how fatal it was, hundreds of millions could die. Maybe just a few million. There's just no way to know. You can't predict evolution that accurately. But to sit there and declare that it simply can't happen again is patently wrong.

    2. Re:Never going to happen... by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      It's true that the odds of any single person dying from a pandemic flu outbreak are low, particularly if you're not living in a high risk area. However, there's nothing that specifically prevents another pandemic on the scale of the 1918 flu. Urbanization and globalization have put much greater densities of people within easy reach of other places with great densities of people. Plus there's a much greater tendency toward centralized medicine today: if I get sick and want to see my doctor, he doesn't make a house call from the office he works in by himself. Rather, I go into the medical center he works in with a dozen other doctors, which means that after I infect my doctor, he can infect others. True, once the pandemic is recognized a lot of places will shut down, but the lag between recognition and response is uncertain. And also figure that society is a lot more dependent now than it used to be, so when the people responsible for providing electricity, water, and food to the public at large are indisposed (dying, sick, or just too scared to go to work) there will be further deaths due to infrastructure failure. There are too many unquantifiables to make any sort of certain predictions.

    3. Re:Never going to happen... by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

      OK, I'm not saying we won't have pandemics ever again, I'm just saying we won't see something like the 1918 flu again.

      This is pure conjecture, but I'm still confident that the 1918 flu was the result of special circumstances we're not likely to see again.

      Yes, the H5N1 virus has killed about 60% of those _known_ to be infected. But how do we really know how many people were infected? Isn't it possible that there's ten times that number of people who just had a mild case of the flu, stayed home and drank plenty of fluids for a few days, and reported nothing? Never mind the fact that we're only talking about ~300 cases of "known infected" people globally. I'm not an epidemiologist, but that doesn't sound like a huge sample pool to extrapolate to the population in general.

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    4. Re:Never going to happen... by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      What you suggest is possible, but consider this: how many people recovered from an infection with the 1918 Spanish flu before it reached its most lethal permutation? And while the crowded World War I army bases that played a role in the previous evolution of the flu might not be around any more, I'd be more worried about the poultry farms in southeast Asia, where you have high volume commercial crops as well as smaller bird farms both exposed to migratory waterfowl, and both living in close proximity to human handlers (and in many cases, pigs as well). It creates an environment where it's much more likely that you'll get the genetic shuffling of multiple strains that could result in a pandemic.

      Put it this way: much of the fear is overhyped, but not all of it.

  58. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by popo · · Score: 1

    Lighten up sonny. You're making generalizations and sounding like an ass.

    Firstly -- the protections for civilians are grossly lacking. My point (which I was making in a humourous way, and you responded to like the worst kind of shrieking little manboy) is that civilian protection in terms of medical reserves DOES outweigh the importance of the banking system. And yes, I would rather be pushing a wheelbarrow around and have everyone vaccinated, than have a working ATM and 100 million dead.

    Secondly, there's a difference between the "banking system" and the "society". A collapse of the banking system would not create social collapse. Argentina had a banking collapse, and they got through it. I'd rather live through an Argentinian style crisis than a "Hot Zone". Priorities sonny. Priorities.

    Oh and as for your mighty little banking system, I'm not the one spending US dollars that have lost 35% of their value over the last 6 years, but you probably are -- so I suggest you go and make some purple DVD's full of Ubuntu, you can probably sell them in a healthy economy overseas.

    Shriek on little neo con. Save the banks. And don't look to closely, because they're not saving you.

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  59. I just don't see it happening... by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

    From an evolutionary point of view, it's not in a virus' "interests" to become really, really, lethal.

    Think Ebola. Incubation time measured in days, spectacularly lethal (8 or 9 in ten, in hospital conditions).

    If a virus kills me before I have a chance to sneeze and cough on my co-workers and the lady in the bank line, it's less likely to spread and reproduce.

    As I said above, the only time there was ever a high excess mortality from flu was the 1918 strain, which evolved under unique conditions that you're not likely to see again.

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    1. Re:I just don't see it happening... by FrenchSilk · · Score: 1

      It already IS really, really lethal. One of the things that makes influenza so dangerous is that it is contagious for several days before the host presents with symptoms, thereby allowing the host to infect many others before getting sick and dying. Ebola, on the other hand does not spread easily while the host is non-symptomatic. Also, H5N1 survives for days on surfaces like doorknobs. Viruses don't de-select for lethality unless the host dies before he or she can re-infect, which unfortunately is not the case with influenza.

      The conditions for a pandemic spreading far and fast are much better now than they were in 1918, thanks to auto, train, and air travel and the millions who travel every day. Also, the huge urban populations that are like petri dishes for growing and spreading the virus did not exist then. While some of the advances in medicine will help, especially with secondary infections, one of the more interesting things about H5N1 (and the Spanish flu) is that most of the young healthy patients did not die from secondary infections, but from the cytokine storm generated by an overreacting immune system. The healthier the immune system, the worse the effect of the storm. Thanks to modern nutrition and better health care, we have healthier immune systems now than our grandparents did in 1918.

    2. Re:I just don't see it happening... by FrenchSilk · · Score: 1

      The other thing I forgot to mention is that the trait of human lethality was developed in another species, one in which human lethality had no significance in the evolution of the virus. Once the virus becomes transmissibile in humans, the independently developed human lethality trait will come with it. There is a good chance that the degree of lethality will diminish with the mutation that makes the virus transmissible in humans, but it could and probably will remain very, very high. And at the time H5N1 goes H2H, given the incredible speed with which influenza spreads, there is not enough time for evolutionary forces to wipe out the lethal, transmissible virus before it wipes out a huge percentage of the population. So I, at least, am concerned.

  60. Not all bad... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

    ...if you happen to be a tree

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  61. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. Gold is not some magical thing. And you can't eat it. But that's a retarded argument. You can't eat a house, or a 10 year T-Bill either.

    Simply put, Gold is one of the best stores of value ever created. I challenge you to name a better one over the long haul (as in centuries).

    Since the creation of the Federal Reserve, the US dollar has lost 96% of it's spending power. Which pretty much makes the US Dollar one of the worst stores of value on Earth. The "banking system" has presided over an utterly debauched currency for the past century. The dollar is an absolutely failed store of value.

    Gold by contrast has lost none of it's value over the past century. It's spending power is intact. It's value has risen faster on average than the stock market, housing or land. So you can knock gold as being "archaic". (And it is). But the reality is that it doesn't have to do much: Just sit there and keep it's value. And it does that extremely well.

    Every commodity, or investment vehicle has it's ups and downs. Gold is no exception. But we're talking about averages here. And gold has performed better than all else. (Better than the Dow, and better than average real estate prices). I can understand if you think that's magical. But it's just plain math.

    Ron

  62. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did he claim the banking system was totally unnecessary? I missed that part.

  63. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    You're making generalizations and sounding like an ass.

    You mean, generalizations like... like the people who work in finance, banking, and all of the behind-the-scenes telecomm and other plumbing that allows people to NOT have to work out of wheelbarrow should take a back seat to... someone else?

    Secondly, there's a difference between the "banking system" and the "society". A collapse of the banking system would not create social collapse. Argentina had a banking collapse, and they got through it. I'd rather live through an Argentinian style crisis than a "Hot Zone".

    You're confusing the failure of a bank's investments/investors, or other macro-economic issues that revolve around a healthy banking system (financially) with failure of the ability to actually write a check or wire some money. The people in Argentina didn't lose the ability wire money.

    I'm not the one spending US dollars that have lost 35% of their value over the last 6 years, but you probably are

    And luckily you're not making any assumptions or generalizations either, right?

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  64. not quite the catastrophe imagined. by constantnormal · · Score: 1

    The way that pandemics spread is through communication of the disease via personal contact. Thanks to the internet, we now have -- at least in prototype form -- the means of carrying on many of the activities of society without physically bringing large groups of people together.

    For instance, schools could in principle be carried out via the net, as there are several college degree programs and webcam-based systems for including shut-ins in classroom activities today. I can purchase just about anything I need over the web, and incur only the risk of dealing with the manufacturing and shipping personnel, and not an entire store full of people in addition. Most businesses can operate fairly effectively using people working from home -- the exception being manufacturing, but then we don't do much manufacturing here in the USofA any more, do we? I admit that there might be a problem importing goods from China, where manufacturing involves gathering LOTs of people together under one roof.

    But foodstuffs are largely produced by a highly efficient force of a very few people, so if we can avoid grocery stores and purchase our groceries over the web, to be delivered by a team in biohazard suits ... well, you get the idea.

    I'm sure that Exxon would suffer a bit, without millions of people driving to work, but by and large, I think that a workable economy would be possible with greatly reduced person-to-person interactions. I guess I'll just have to live with the thought of a reduced income for ExxonMobil.

  65. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by sexybomber · · Score: 1

    At least with a Credit/Debit card reader you know that the germs aren't going to piggyback on the electrons that make and confirm the transfer, y'know?


    No, the germs piggyback on your credit card itself, because they've wedged themselves into the slot you swipe your card through. Plus everyone you come within ten feet of in the process of using said card has a good probability of Infecting you. So unless you're going out in a moon suit, you will most likely catch The Disease.

    Online transfers are your best bet, provided the delivery guy hasn't been Infected.
  66. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by WNight · · Score: 1

    Gold is great if you have $n and you want to have the same value of goods in some period of time. As you say, a store of value. But you can't eat it, so you may not be alive to redeem it after a Zombie plague.

    That's why I'm putting my money into Fresh Tomatoes! Yum! Who can't love them?

  67. Tamiflu from Roche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Tamiflu was brilliant marketing from Roche...

    ...they managed to sell hundreds of millions of dollars worth of drug, for a disease that didn't exist. Better yet, there was minimal evidence Tamiflu would actually work if bird flu was to break out in humans.

    I bet someone in Basel (Roche HQ) is busy trying to explain to their boss why they should get a promotion for orchestrating the whole thing.

  68. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by popo · · Score: 1

    Psh.
    I see... you're a man of the people now. You're for saving the banks first, because of the everyday people who work there. Nice try at a save.

    And if you think people in Argentina could make wire transfers you're just plain uneducated.

    And no, I'm not confusing macro and microeconomics. We all live in a world of fractional reserve banking and when you talk about "bank failure", you're talking about the whole shebang -- but that's probably flying past your head sonny because you're a genius and you've already passed judgments on everything under the sun. I happen to have lived in Cameroon during the "bank failure" and you couldn't make an bank withdrawal... make a phone call... nor could the government sell its debt. Run along and split those hairs now just to make sure you're not "confusing the banking system and society".

    And no I'm not making assumptions. You definitely, 100% abslolutely, positively live in America.

    When the shit hits the fan, your country will ABSOLUTELY, 100% POSITIVELY save the banks before the people. Just like they're doing right now, by debasing your currency to save the likes of Bear Stearns, Goldman and Merril Lynch and a whole host of foreign central banks that bought into the lies of YOUR banks who lied to them by selling them pure toxic shit wrapped up in sexy little derivatives. Let's not speculate, let's look purely at fact: Your banking system is currently in danger and the "save" has been to increase your money supply (thereby decreasing the value of the salaries and savings of every man and woman in your country). So in the banks vs. society equation, you already have a winner. And guess what, it wasn't you sonny.

    And as your government creates hyperinflation (which in case you didn't know sonny, is just a form of invisibly taxing the people) you'll be waving pom poms and cheering along the whole time because your "society" is safe from the horrors of a bank default. LOLz. Thank god the world has smart little citizens like you who know all about the banking system.

    But what do I know I'm a liberal retard who uses Linux and lives in the middle of nowhere.

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  69. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

    And gold has performed better than all else. (Better than the Dow, and better than average real estate prices).

    [citation needed]

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  70. Don't forget our public schools... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Don't forget our public schools. If you think that the work place is bad, just consider what our public schools have created. We are talking about large numbers of people who are even less likely to have proper hygiene, forced into tight quarters for hours on end, frequently being forced into physical contact with each other. Even worse is when they reach ~12 years old, when they have a bell that goes off approximately once an hour where the 30 or so people all get up and swap seats so that they are now in tight quarters with 30 new people.

    To make matters worse, many schools will punish students if they stay home for being sick. And the new trick is to actually try and charge parents money if they keep their kids home when they are ill.

  71. Where have I heard that before?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=332909&cid=21036165
    The man looks back at his friend and says, "I don't have to outrun... the tiger."

    http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=155284&cid=13019624
    If you and a friend are running away from a tiger, you don't need to outrun the tiger - just your friend. :-)

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=218300&cid=17719532
    The first hiker says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you."

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=133450&cid=11147834
    You'll never outrun the bear!", to which the first replies "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you".

    http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=74520&cid=6680918
    The first man replies, "I don't have to outrun the tiger - I just have to outrun you."

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=37669&cid=4037866
    The first guy replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I have to outrun you."

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=165833&cid=13832561
    AKA, I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you.

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=157305&cid=13190996
    The reply: "I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you."

    I can't believe you got Insightful for exchanging tiger/bear with zombie. :( Why is life so unfair? :(

    1. Re:Where have I heard that before?! by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      I can't believe you got Insightful for exchanging tiger/bear with zombie. :( Why is life so unfair? :(



      Because it's actually _true_ for zombies, but not necessarily true for tigers. I don't know about bears.


      Tigers, like most other cats, instinctively chase things that run away from them. So, if your buddy thinks he just needs to outrun you, give him a headstart (he'll not outrun the tiger anyway) and then slowly back away in the other direction while the tiger chases him down.


      Zombies, on the other hand, will instinctively chase the nearest living thing.

  72. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    But what do I know I'm a liberal

    Which, apparently, means you are far more likely to believe you've seen a ghost , too. And whether or not you actually believe in the false dichotomy you're preaching, you're still preaching it.

    I happen to have lived in Cameroon during the "bank failure" and you couldn't make an bank withdrawal

    My neighbor is from Cameroon. Thing like that are one of the reasons he moved here.

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  73. Love Story by frank249 · · Score: 1

    I will seek and find you.

    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

    I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

    I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

    And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

    All my love,

    The Flu

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  74. Pandemics come in cycles - one severe, next 2 not by Coorain · · Score: 1

    In 2005 I attended two conferences on Pandemic Flu issues here in Washington state. The best of dozens of seminars was given by an experienced epidemiologist at which I took notes and voice recorded the session. Subsequent independent reading has made me very concerned about the mutation potential of H5N1 and it's similarity to the 1918 influenza virus.

    Concerning the comment about the Hong Kong Flu of 1969 not being very severe, this is true, however the worrisome aspect is that it fits a longer pattern in influenza pandemics of a deadly devastating pandemic followed by roughly two (sometimes 3) less lethal ones in the following 70-100 years, then another extremely virulent pandemic circles the globe claiming millions of lives. A few years ago researchers were able to examine army samples of infected 1918 tissue and found the biology of H5N1 is much closer to that of the Great 1918 Pandemic than the pandemics of 1957 Asian Flu or 1968 Hong Kong Flu.

    H5N1 has an extremely high lethality once it lodges in the lower lungs of it's victims (most common yearly wintertime influenza bugs attach to receptors in our upper respiratory tract). The theory is that H5N1 has not acquired the ability to fit easily onto anything other than deep lower respiratory cells, which is one reason it has not spread easily into human hosts even those that spend lots of time in close proximity to infected birds. Since all influenza viruses mutate rapidly (it's in their RNA to do so) the fear in the medical community is that eventually H5N1 (or one of the other variants which I understand is now infecting pigs) will by random chance hit upon a mutation in one of it's rare human hosts that combines the easy human to human transmissivity of a similar virus (upper lung attachment sites for example) with H5N1's own unique lethality. The result will be a super killer virus that after it has run havoc thru the available host population in multiple waves (in 1918 these were several months apart) it only dies out when most of the surviving hosts have seen the virus before and developed antibodies that are able to attack the virus before it can overwhelm the bodies defenses.

    Now for the really depressing news. During the "Great 1918 Influenza" the most likely to die after infection were NOT the old, infirmed or the very young. You stood a much greater chance of dying a horrible agonizing death, coughing up blood from your dissolving lungs if you were "able-bodied" and in the prime of health. The largest numbers of deaths occurred among those 20-40 years old. Among the medical teams in 1918 desperately working to save lives this was a baffling mystery. The best evidence I am aware of indicates the original infection occurred in a small Kansas farming community near a huge newly built (and squalid) army base which was housing thousands of new soldiers destined for the European trenches in WWI. Most of the soldiers were young, physically fit , but living in miserable conditions, stuffed into hastily constructed barracks or tents in the middle of winter. When shipped out on the rail system they spread the virus to major transit centers and eventually to Europe. The early virus had not yet matured to it's most lethal version, but it now had a vast host population to mutate within until it achieved a deadly state of influenza perfection. It was called the "Spanish Flu" because Spain was the only government willing to allow the press to report the outbreak of a deadly mysterious new illness. All the other major governments were suppressing any news which might hurt the war effort or give comfort to the enemy.

    The other US population segment that had very high mortality rates were pregnant women. Depending on the wave, between 23% - 71% died if infected. Think about that number for a while.... Imagine the consequences to our grandparent's society if the worldwide fatality rate for all population segments had been say 50% instead of 3%-4% which historians estimate as the toll from the 1918 pandemic. I am not a medical pe

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  75. It's all about the quarantine by smchris · · Score: 1

    Also attended a talk last month by our state person in charge of these things. Antivirals are $16/dose and expire and you can't just build a few extra hospitals sitting around for when we need them so there is only so much you can practically do to be prepared. When the auditoriums fill up with cots like they did for the Spanish Flu people will be sent home to sink or swim. Death rate charts from the Big One show that quarantine is what works.

    So if the country wants to be prepared: schooling-at-home and work-at-home groupware, online delivery of groceries and the like. How that affects net traffic is a good point.

  76. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
    Are you serious? Do you really believe that the benefits of using currency for trade would disappear after a pandemic, or that no one would take advatnage of those benefits if they did not disappear?

    Gold is not some magical thing. People have to desire it in order for it to have any worth, just like everything else.
    True. And since we have such a history of using it as currency, likely it would be desired as currency should government institutions all fail. This may not be true in the immediate short-term, but would absolutely hold in the medium- and long-term.

    Money is a promissory note
    That's incorrect. Money can be a promissory note. In today's world, it is not. You cannot redeem your money for another currency (or specie) by going to the originator of the money.
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  77. Re:The Banking System Would be in Trouble? Oh Noes by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    Since the creation of the Federal Reserve, the US dollar has lost 96% of it's spending power. Which pretty much makes the US Dollar one of the worst stores of value on Earth. The "banking system" has presided over an utterly debauched currency for the past century. The dollar is an absolutely failed store of value.
    That's meaningless. An effective currency does not need to be a store of value in the long term. It matters not if the dollar has lost 96% of its value if the combination of [wages/(cost of goods normalized for inflation)] has risen 2400% (which it has).

    Every commodity, or investment vehicle has it's ups and downs. Gold is no exception.
    And that's a problem with gold-backed currency. Using a commodity as currency brings lots of problems into the money supply, since then the money supply will be affected by value fluctuations in the commodity itself. Currency needs to NOT be a commodity in order for an economy to function smoothly.
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  78. Re:What are you talking about? You got it wrong by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    That hardly negates my point, but thank you for the correction.

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  79. Speaking of drugs by RedShoeRider · · Score: 1

    I've seen a bunch of people post here about how we'd run out of drugs/vaccines/etc. While that's certainly true from a distrobution point of view, it's somewhat less true about the actual supply. I work for one of the big pharmas (Not going to say which one, but we're in the top 5). We make vaccines. Since the pandemic flu showed up on the horizion, the management made some choices as to how to deal with it. Basically, they've identified key people and groups that would need to be here to keep the manufacturing and supply lines open. They've sockpiled food rations for 30-40 days, have cots, washers/dryers, etc. We have the infrarstructure to do it, too....we have our own wells, co-gen plant, communications....all that sort of stuff. They basically told those key people that they'd end up living here if the shit really hit the fan. Now, as to the question of if it'll all work....who knows. But at least they'll try.

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  80. Re:This would allow GW Bush to declare marshall la by jax9999 · · Score: 1

    They wern't stacking dead like cord wood on the white house lawn during WWII

  81. What do you base that on? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Have you worked in the telcom industry, let alone any of the other indsutries? Do you have any experience at CO or perhaps at a control center? Do you realize how incredibly few ppl actually run these places now? The only issues will be the lines INSIDE of a home. Outside, it will be able easy to have workers isolated from others. I believe that the same is true of the other industries.

    BTW, do you LIVE in America, let alone even visit here? Migrant workers do not do SHIT here in terms of % of work. Migrants account for less than 10% of total work. But it is concentrated in relatively few industries. farming, construction, food, and cleaning are the brunt. During an epidemic, you can bet that construction will slow WAY down. Food industry? Who will want to go to restaurants? Few. Cleaning? That will plummet. Farming will suddenly become mechanized. In addition, we will see major changes in our food processing. And it will happen VERY quickly.

    In many ways, a pandemic would radically alter the world. The most advanced societies would actually do better. Jobs would shift back to here, and so would manufacturing. ANd yes, robots do not do most of the work. But that WILL change.

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  82. BBC Survivors by geraint-nz · · Score: 1

    Back in 75-77 the BBC produced 3 excellent series called Survivors, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivors, about a pandemic which eventually killed about 90% of the population. Series 1 looked at what might happen as a pandemic started to remove the people who run the infrastructure of modern civilisation.

  83. Re:Myth-conceptions by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Now, the places to be will be the cities with high connectivity. It will be possible to minimize our interactions with others. Netgrocers would take off during these times. Spoken like a true cliff dweller. You with your NetGrocers and other delivery services are in close contact with a lot of people. They touch something, hand it to someone else who hands it to you. Many hands all handling stuff you handle. A recipe for disease spread. In very rural areas we have very little contact with other people and we're used to long periods of isolation such as when the winter blizzard's strike, mud season and such. The city is the worst place to be but you are most welcome to keep it and please stay there when the quarantine is declared. I find it funny that they believe that an epidemic will originate in Africa. I would expect most to come from extremely populated areas. Uh, Africa is extremely populated. They have high densities as well as vast open lands with few people coupled with some other interesting traits that can lead to pandemics. They're certainly not unique in that though.