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Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love

treqie writes "During the trial of pirate bay yesterday, a professor (Roger Wallis) took the witness stand. He told the court things that the prosecutors did not want to hear. The prosecutors then tried to discredit both him and his team's work in the area, as well as his title, it was a real spectacle. In the end, the judge asked if he wanted compensation for being there — he replied that he did not want anything, but they could send flowers to his wife. Many listening online heard, and began sending her flowers, from all over the world. As of this submission, the sum is over 40,000 SEK worth of flowers. There's even a Facebook group for it."

470 comments

  1. "Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that a bit sticky?

    1. Re:"Internet Love"? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Less so than 'muskrat love'.

    2. Re:"Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I was thinking about that. I would like to see some pictures of his wife being "buried in Internet Love", just for science's sake, ya know?
      Tell me about an Uber-Bukkake...

    3. Re:"Internet Love"? by KibibyteBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and considering most Internet love is the lonely, cry into your beer afterwards kind, I wonder why they would wish such a thing on the wife of an Internet hero, much the less their worst enemy.

    4. Re:"Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what the Kleenex is for.

    5. Re:"Internet Love"? by Upphew · · Score: 1

      Yes?

    6. Re:"Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I read your comment wrong twice, and only read it properly the third time around. All I saw was "sticky bit"... damn you /tmp/, you're affecting my ability to read!

    7. Re:"Internet Love"? by rabidmuskrat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Leave us out of this...

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    8. Re:"Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh...I get it...ha-ha...because your username is rabidmuskrat you makes it seem like you're an actual muskrat! brilliant, good sir, absolutely brilliant!

    9. Re:"Internet Love"? by dow · · Score: 1

      Wow... you had to 'get it?' Hmmm, just keep chewing on the Crayola... Try the yellow flavor next, is nomilicious.

    10. Re:"Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quoth the Heavy: Om nom nom nom!

    11. Re:"Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys just never give up being assholes.

    12. Re:"Internet Love"? by x2A · · Score: 1

      Giving up is for quitters

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  2. Gives a new meaning... by s0litaire · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...to the phrase "Flower Power" :D

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    1. Re:Gives a new meaning... by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

      The obvious next question is, can she use daisy-chaining techniques to turn the flowers into a beowulf cluster for the use of Pirate Bay?

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    2. Re:Gives a new meaning... by xouumalperxe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The obvious counter question is: were any of the flowers daisies?

    3. Re:Gives a new meaning... by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gotta love a good flowerdotting!

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    4. Re:Gives a new meaning... by Grimbleton · · Score: 4, Funny

      Give me your answer true.

    5. Re:Gives a new meaning... by steelfood · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean he ewill deflower her after the trial?

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    6. Re:Gives a new meaning... by flonker · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They look like an amazingly sweet couple.

      When I told her they received too many flowers, my girlfriend suggested they give the flowers to a local hospital instead of the neighbors.

    7. Re:Gives a new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daaaiiisyyy daaaaaaiiiiissssyyyyyy...

    8. Re:Gives a new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but will it run Linux?

    9. Re:Gives a new meaning... by locoluis · · Score: 1

      A daisy!!!

      **FWHOOOOSH*** ... oops. Sorry, I'm allergic to daisies.

    10. Re:Gives a new meaning... by KeX3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      When I told her they received too many flowers, my girlfriend suggested they give the flowers to a local hospital instead of the neighbors

      Well, since the couple in question live in an apartment building for the elderly, giving the flowers to their neighbors is actually not a bad idea at all :)

    11. Re:Gives a new meaning... by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prosecution: Their flower power is no match for my glower power, hnrrrrr....

    12. Re:Gives a new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hostpitals shouldn't have flowers because of allergies etc.

  3. Good Gravy by gx5000 · · Score: 1

    This warms my Heat. ROFLOL, ZOMG and Nice Friday feel good thtread ;-)

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    1. Re:Good Gravy by mea37 · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, heat warms you.

    2. Re:Good Gravy by durnurd · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's funny, cuz it really doesn't. Not in Russia anyway.

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    3. Re:Good Gravy by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 4, Funny

      True. That's why they invented vodka.

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    4. Re:Good Gravy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny, cuz it really doesn't. Not in Russia anyway.

      First time in a very VERY long time that I laughed at a thread using that meme. Well done!

    5. Re:Good Gravy by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      No, that's an exception to the meme. Nothing's warm in Russia.

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    6. Re:Good Gravy by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      It's funny, cuz it really doesn't. Not in Russia anyway.

      Yeah, everybody knows that jokes are funny only in soviet russia.

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    7. Re:Good Gravy by budgenator · · Score: 1

      True. That's why they invented vodka.

      In Soviet Russia, heat warms you.
      In Soviet Russia, heat warms your vodka, a good swig of vodka that's -40C will spoil your whole day

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    8. Re:Good Gravy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hear that durnurd?! You made this guy laugh! And so much that he just had to let you know about it! His opinion matters you know. Good for you AC.

    9. Re:Good Gravy by Trouts · · Score: 1

      A quick search for 'russian girls' on google images tends to show otherwise...

  4. Of course there's a Facebook group for it by dctoastman · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a Facebook group for everything. There's even a Facebook group who's whole statement is that there are too many useless groups on Facebook.

    1. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Merc248 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wonder when there will be a Facebook group claiming to own all Facebook groups, but itself claiming to be a Facebook group. :x

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    2. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by mac1235 · · Score: 1

      No, there's more than one.

    3. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      There was, but it divided by zero and disappeared.

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    4. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but is there a Facebook group that tracks Facebook groups about Facebook?

    5. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There probably is now...

    6. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by jank1887 · · Score: 1

      tag: rogerwallisforpresident

    7. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by owlnation · · Score: 1

      Cue Facebook protest about the number of groups about groups of groups on Facebook in 3... 2... 1...

      It's been weeks since the last Facebook protest, surely we're overdue one?

    8. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      Irony in its truest form is a bitch

    9. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Tweenk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately this is not a Russell paradox because you are restricting yourself to Facebook groups. The paradox applies to a set containing its power set.

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    10. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you meant a Facebook group claiming to own all Facebook groups that do not own themselves.

    11. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It didn't really disappear, it's just not defined anymore.

    12. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by ImRoadKill2 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but this was just to good! LMAO

    13. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by foo1752 · · Score: 1

      It didn't really disappear, it's just not defined anymore.

      Sure it is... Its called nullity now. HTH.

    14. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by LordVader717 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Everyone knows that when you divide yourself by zero you explode.

    15. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by hierophanta · · Score: 1

      whats sad, is that even that group has a use.
      useless facebook group fail!

    16. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by legoracer18 · · Score: 1

      There are a ton of groups that are titled something to the effect of there being too many useless groups on facebook.

    17. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      Owned!?

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    18. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started this group (or another with the same statement). I was annoyed that I was always being invited to join groups that I didn't care about and started the group for the sake of irony. I'm stunned that people started joining.

    19. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      All your Facebook© belong to us.

      --
      Python: 'And then suddenly you have a language which says "we're all stuck with whatever the whiniest coder wants".'
    20. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Merc248 · · Score: 1

      Whoops. :\

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      "Hegelians, who love a synthesis, will probably conclude that he wears a wig." - Bertrand Russell
    21. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Sigh. I'm tired of Slashdot articles about Facebook. I think I'll start a Facebook group about it.

    22. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      I think you mean a facebook group claiming to own all and only facebook groups that do not own themselves.

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    23. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Jorgensen · · Score: 1

      What? There are people on facebook who actually understand the Barber Paradox?

    24. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Oh, no. You explode just after you get divided by zero. At the exact divizion time you just break everybody's RSA keys.

    25. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Ajaxamander · · Score: 1
    26. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by zrq · · Score: 1

      It didn't really disappear, it's just not defined anymore.

      They should have used a Neutronic function.

      Neutronic functions make possible for the first time the ability to analyze regions of mathematics commonly thought to be undefined, such as the point where one is divided by zero.

    27. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you count it? Like three hundred and nullity-two?

    28. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Mauzl · · Score: 1

      There are even Facebook groups about boycotting Facebook... /facepalm

  5. his works by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Informative

    Someone might appreciate a link to a sample of his work...

    1. Re:his works by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      The Mandy Habermann website means patent lobby astroturf. This doesn't speak for his credentials.

    2. Re:his works by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 4, Informative

      Professor Wallis was part of the Music Lessons project supported by the Swedish Royal Institute of Technology (home, sweet home) and the World Internet Institute.

      He lists among his current areas of interest; "the IPR / Copyright regime and its ability to survive in an un-managed network environment".

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  6. Note to self by Leafheart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whenever I do something that pisses off my girlfriend (yes, I'm one of the rare slashdotters with a SO), ask random people on the Internet to send her flowers, giving them her address in between.

    On a second thought, do I still have the address of my bitch ex-girlfriend? Hmmmm *punders*

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    1. Re:Note to self by furby076 · · Score: 1

      On a second thought, do I still have the address of my bitch ex-girlfriend? Hmmmm *punders*

      No, but Google does. Isn't it "ponders"?

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      I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
    2. Re:Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please post said address. But I reserve the right to send pizza instead of flowers, and, of course, to be paid in cash.

    3. Re:Note to self by hvm2hvm · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No, punders refers to the act of punning or making a pun. In this case the pun was "punders" instead of "ponders".

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    4. Re:Note to self by damien_kane · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Ponders", "punders", "punts-her"; who's to argue semantics?

    5. Re:Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes, I'm one of the rare slashdotters with a SO

      No, you're one of the dime-a-dozen slashdotters who thinks that having an SO makes you rare among slashdotters.

    6. Re:Note to self by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    7. Re:Note to self by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      yes, I'm one of the rare slashdotters with a SO

      Over the years, I've met many Slashdotters in person who were in a relationship with another live human being. Of course, many of those significant others were a bit odd.

    8. Re:Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will give you a dime if you can name 12 slashdotters with an SO.

    9. Re:Note to self by Leafheart · · Score: 1

      yes, I'm one of the rare slashdotters with a SO

      No, you're one of the dime-a-dozen slashdotters who thinks that having an SO makes you rare among slashdotters.

      Or I'm one of the many slashdotters that liek to make a joke at slashdotters.

      :)

      Didn't you ponder about that? ;) (see what I did there?)

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    10. Re:Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name 12 that don't

    11. Re:Note to self by lorenlal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

    12. Re:Note to self by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Shhh.

      No one talks about slashdotters having spouses.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    13. Re:Note to self by trahere · · Score: 1

      Why do you care?

    14. Re:Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm.. SO..

      second order?
      simple orthogonality?
      sweaty orifice?

      Sorry, don't get it. Please spell out your technical abbreviations, not everyone is as literate as yourself.

    15. Re:Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *woosh*

    16. Re:Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impossible, they all post as AC! Zing!

      What? What's that you say?

      ....oh, the irony.

    17. Re:Note to self by Hybrid-brain · · Score: 1

      Hey. that's awesome. So Do I. I'm a literature major. She's a psych major.

      --
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    18. Re:Note to self by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course they're a bit odd. Who would want to date normals?

    19. Re:Note to self by Laser_iCE · · Score: 1

      No you idiot! We're going to try and take over the world!

    20. Re:Note to self by Jurily · · Score: 1

      And of course: Panzer.

    21. Re:Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do pundits do? They punder...

    22. Re:Note to self by mqduck · · Score: 1

      I had a girlfriend for a little while fairly recently, and I never got around to posting on Slashdot once in that time, thus not allowing me to make that smug joke.

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    23. Re:Note to self by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      NARF!

    24. Re:Note to self by shaitand · · Score: 1

      They aren't normals they are muggles you bigot!

      btw

      'The C version can do a
            streaming install of new packages from stdin, suitable for piping
            wget through during a network boot/install, using under 64K of heap
            and no temporary disk space in excess'

      That is so damn hot. Seriously, my screen nearly combusted when I read that. ;)

    25. Re:Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think so Brain, but how do we get the monkeys INTO the tutus?

  7. This title.... by furby076 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love

    ....makes my eyes bleed.

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    I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
    1. Re:This title.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know why, but I read it as "Wife of Harry Potter" O_o

    2. Re:This title.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still prefer Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood and Nymphadora Tonks. *drool*

      (Wife of Harry Potter = Ginny Weasley.)

    3. Re:This title.... by Larryish · · Score: 1

      It brings to mind images of Natalie Portman and hot grits.

  8. Thank goodness by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I read the headline, that's not what I pictured. :/

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    1. Re:Thank goodness by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      I think you're thinking of the Annabel Chong movie. :)

         

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    2. Re:Thank goodness by ivucica · · Score: 1

      Rule 34?

    3. Re:Thank goodness by keithjr · · Score: 1

      You have no idea. My RSS reader cut off the title at "Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried..." 0_0

    4. Re:Thank goodness by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      I'm so proud of her. *sniff*

      - Troll8901, Fellow Singaporean

    5. Re:Thank goodness by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      When I read the headline, that's not what I pictured. :/

      Don't worry, with a cheesy title like that, someone's bound to pick it up soon and make a video of what you've expected to see. Pirate porn... mmm... "Come here, wench! Yarrr!"

    6. Re:Thank goodness by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, with a cheesy title like that, someone's bound to pick it up soon and make a video of what you've expected to see. Pirate porn... mmm... "Come here, wench! Yarrr!"

      Already exists.

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  9. Where... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    can I send a lump of coal to Danowsky, Pontén and Wadsted?

    1. Re:Where... by furby076 · · Score: 4, Funny

      In this day and age you want to send them free energy? Send them a rotten banana peel. Pretty sure they haven't made Mr. Fusion a reality.

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    2. Re:Where... by Hordeking · · Score: 4, Funny

      can I send a lump of coal to Danowsky, Pontén and Wadsted?

      Sure. Just send it to IFPI.com. For added effect, sprinkle some flour on it.

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    3. Re:Where... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      In this day and age you want to send them free energy? Send them a rotten banana peel. Pretty sure they haven't made Mr. Fusion a reality.

      Why not? The United States sent Hiroshima & Nagasaki a bunch of free energy once ...

    4. Re:Where... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Thank you for your fine work. Here is a delicious bass."

    5. Re:Where... by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Send them a rotten banana peel. Pretty sure they haven't made Mr. Fusion a reality.

      They'll just convert it to biodiesel and use to to power their new Audi A3 fleet.

    6. Re:Where... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better for the IFPI...

      A dozen dead roses and a smelly fish.

      http://www.thepayback.com/getrevenge.html

      Don't know if they can ship internationally. Don't know about Swedish Customs but the U.S Customs sure would have a fit.

    7. Re:Where... by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      can I send a lump of coal to Danowsky, Pontén and Wadsted?

      Sure. Just send it to IFPI.com. For added effect, sprinkle some flour on it.

      Is it clean coal?

  10. Happy Anniversary! by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

    That's just beautiful! Happy anniversary, Roger and Gorel -- and many, many more!

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  11. For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    40000 kr SEK = $4446.68 USD = €3501.32 EUR

    1. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by the0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm unfamiliar with SEKS, not SEK.

    2. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by defenestr8 · · Score: 1

      much like the rest of the people on /.

    3. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by LingNoi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought pirates don't spend money? Zing, that's $4400 less money spent on CDs and DVDs for the related industries.

    4. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      All you need to know is that one can be used to purchase the other.

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    5. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From TFA (yes I'm new here): they even have a site that contains an "ever-growing stack of CDs that show how many sales the music-industry has lost by slandering the Professor"

    6. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RIAA will probably request the court to give them a list of addresses so they can sue the people in question.

    7. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by danbert8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, it was a torrent of flowers being downloaded. The value of the flowers was assumed to be if every single download represented a lost purchase.

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    8. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      When men are in the market for temporary companionship, they many find that women may prefer payment in CRAKS. YMMV.

    9. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pity the tight assed torrent kiddies didnt spend that cash on actually legally buying music.
      "i cant afford it" my ass.

    10. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by 49152 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, that is illegal in Sweden ;-)

    11. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      40000 kr SEK = $4446.68 USD = €3501.32 EUR

      to the nearest cent?

      (the variation in exchange rates will surely make for worse precision after converting currencies?)

    12. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you need to know is that one can be used to purchase the other.

      And also the converse.

    13. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on discovering that money can be treated as a commodity in barter, and is not merely a mechanism for product consumption.

    14. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Pity the music industry is wasting their money on lawyers to harass professors instead of making quality music.

      Hint: The lawyers made more money today than has been donated in flowers.

    15. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by eln · · Score: 1

      The argument for file sharing has never, ever been "I can't afford it."

    16. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YMMV.

    17. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but not in the same way as with most other currencies, considering that buying sex is a crime in sweden (pretty hefty fines and jail in severe cases), while selling sex is perfectly legal. ;)

    18. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well actually, paying for sexual services is illegal in Sweden...

    19. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but i hear that's illegal in Sweden. So come to Denmark to spend your SEK. :-)

    20. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      type:

      40,000 SEK in AUD

      into google. substitute AUD with your currency. :)

    21. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      That's 50 dozens of red roses. Not much.

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    22. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by ignavus · · Score: 1

      I'm unfamiliar with SEKS, not SEK.

      When in Sweden, get all the SEKS you can.

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    23. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and here is a site tracking the amount of music, in metres, that the music companies lost out on.

    24. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by ady1 · · Score: 1

      only if you are a woman...
      oh wait, you meant errr... never mind

  12. That is it? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 4, Funny

    It should be noted that the krona is worth about $0.11, so it ends up being like $4,446. For those of us who purchased long stems for our loved ones last Valentines that comes up to about 3 roses and a plush teddy bear or a handful of Gerber daises and a cardboard and macaroni "I luv U" card.

    1. Re:That is it? by rnws · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unless she is from Omicron Persei 8, then it should read: "I wuv U".

    2. Re:That is it? by Camann · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only if you want to confuse and infuriate her.

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    3. Re:That is it? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      You must be from the EU. Here in the US, we make our own cardboard macaroni cards. But the rest of the stuff comes up to about the same anyway.

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    4. Re:That is it? by Rary · · Score: 4, Insightful

      $4,446 worth of flowers might not seem like much, but don't forget, that was before the article got posted to Slashdot.

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    5. Re:That is it? by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      $4,446 worth of flowers might not seem like much, but don't forget, that was before the article got posted to Slashdot.

      So what are you saying, that now she'll have $4,446 worth of flowers and 800,000 pictures of the goatse guy?

    6. Re:That is it? by MrMista_B · · Score: 1

      You think $4,446 worth of flowers 'might not seem like much'? ...

      Hey, can you spare me $4000? There's a uh, a cheap new computer I'm wanting to get...

    7. Re:That is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You think $4,446 worth of flowers 'might not seem like much'? ...

      Hey, can you spare me $4000? There's a uh, a cheap new computer I'm wanting to get...

      And they accept flowers as payment?

    8. Re:That is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, do you think slashdotters are really that big of assholes?

    9. Re:That is it? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      800,000 pictures of the goatse guy?

      We're never gonna' give him up, never gonna' let him down...

    10. Re:That is it? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      You should have used the erotic services section of craigslist. that counts as 4,446 roses on there!

  13. Expert on many topics by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 5, Funny
    The prosecution is wasting everyone's time questioning him about mp3s and album sales, no one cares. Ask him how he picks up women.

    He proposed half an hour after we met and I said maybe. After a day, he had convinced me.

    1. Re:Expert on many topics by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      He must have used one hell of a line on her..

    2. Re:Expert on many topics by smellsofbikes · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Ask him how he picks up women.

      He says, "marry me and I'll convince total strangers to send you $4000 worth of flowers."

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    3. Re:Expert on many topics by thermian · · Score: 1

      >Ask him how he picks up women.

      He says, "marry me and I'll convince total strangers to send you $4000 worth of flowers."

      Look, if it works....

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    4. Re:Expert on many topics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > He says, "marry me and I'll convince total strangers to send you $4000 worth of flowers."

      "...in 38 years"

    5. Re:Expert on many topics by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Apparently by asking them to marry him within 30 minutes.

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    6. Re:Expert on many topics by ShecoDu · · Score: 1

      >Ask him how he picks up women.

      He says, "marry me and I'll convince total strangers to send you $4000 worth of flowers some time in the next 40 years."

      There I fixed it for you.

    7. Re:Expert on many topics by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      I asked my wife to marry me on our first date.

      She didn't say yes, then, but obviously did at some point.....

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    8. Re:Expert on many topics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Ask him how he picks up women.

      He says, "marry me and I'll convince total strangers to send you $4000 worth of flowers."

      They've been married 38 years. She must be a patient woman.

    9. Re:Expert on many topics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you post a video of you saying that to a pretty girl and go through with it, I'm sure /. will come up with the goods.

  14. An idea! by RockMFR · · Score: 5, Funny

    The music industry should start selling flowers - you can't download those for free! Of course, they'll have to make sure the flowers can't produce any seeds.

    1. Re:An idea! by i.r.id10t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nah, if they did that then Monsanto would sue 'em for patent infringement...

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    2. Re:An idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, even Monsanto would not want to piss off the M.A.F.I.A.A. (Music And Flower Industry Association of America)

    3. Re:An idea! by beckje01 · · Score: 1

      Monsanto will just add a something to their contract that states products of their seed or products based on the use of their seeds can not be used to feed the M.A.F.I.A.A. thus making most food off limits. GE seeds are fine its the stupid contract that goes with them is the problem.

    4. Re:An idea! by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think you appreciate how frightening Monsanto actually is. They make the *IAA look like cuddly pussycats in comparison.

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    5. Re:An idea! by discord5 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The music industry should start selling flowers - you can't download those for free! Of course, they'll have to make sure the flowers can't produce any seeds.

      And taking pictures of flowers would be illegal, and people who make perfume smelling like flowers would have to pay royalties. They would lobby the Dutch government for the illegal tulip growing, and artificially keep the prices of roses extremely high. 1% of the actual revenue of the flower-sale would go the person who grew and nurtured the plant, 2% to the company that shipped it, 3% to the guy who actually sold the flower, and 94% would go to the middle man. After a couple of decennia all the flowers will smell the same, so that you can no longer bear the stink. The flower-tax collection agency will however every year demand that you pay them for the 2 square feet of grass in front of your house, because you might grow flowers in that.

      I think I stretched that analogy a bit too far, but I think I'm going in the flower industry. brb business plan

    6. Re:An idea! by lorenlal · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that we need to implement a third rule?
      1) Never fight a land war in Asia.
      2) Never go into a wager with a Sicilian when death is on the line.
      3) Don't F with Monsanto, cause you won't.

    7. Re:An idea! by Isotopian · · Score: 5, Informative

      A serious point in a not so serious thread. Monsanto is the company that sues farmers for 'seed patent' violation. I'd much rather deal with the *IAA, stand up to em at all and they drop the case. Monsanto will sue you to oblivion.

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    8. Re:An idea! by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      mod parent informative, hard to believe but actually the numbers are correct.

    9. Re:An idea! by Thaelon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think I stretched that analogy a bit too far

      The really disheartening thing is....you didn't.

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    10. Re:An idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminded me of something... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_boom

    11. Re:An idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tulip boom? Ecoterrorism!

    12. Re:An idea! by apoc.famine · · Score: 4, Informative

      Pretty much their entire business is built on selling chemicals. A lot of them have been turned into "food simulation" products. You know, shit that seems something like food, but is not food. That or "food which isn't normal food because we fucked with it". Examples include:

      Aspartame
      Saccharin
      Agent Orange
      Dioxin and PCBs
      rBGH
      RoundUp
      Genetically modified crops resistant to RoundUp
      One-use seeds which produce infertile crops
      And pick pretty much any lawsuit world-wide involving scary-ass GM crops

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    13. Re:An idea! by Rimbo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most farmers in the USA are massive agricultural corporations nowadays, anyhow.

    14. Re:An idea! by Lil'wombat · · Score: 1

      Agent Orange

      Agent Orange Popsicles are the best! Much better than Baked Alaska Flambe with Napalm sauce as a frozen treat.

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    15. Re:An idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they have FAR more market share than anyone in the RIAA.

    16. Re:An idea! by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Ok, maybe. I don't know the US, but they do that all around the world.

      Most farmers on Brazil aren't massive corporations. Yet, Monsanto does sue them to the point of putting them out of business (lots of times without evidence).

      I can only imagine what such campaing would make on some even less structured countries, like India.

    17. Re:An idea! by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      They aren't that off for real flowers either.

    18. Re:An idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monsanto will be the death of us all...they've already infected the planet with 'suicide seeds' or 'terminator seeds' (talk about junk technology...designed only for profit, and detrimental to people, etc.)
      See the film "The Future of Food" to get a good intro to these killers.

  15. Wifeâ(TM)s address by hviniciusg · · Score: 1

    Does anyone knows the address of the wife so we can send some flowers too?

    1. Re:Wifeâ(TM)s address by hviniciusg · · Score: 5, Informative
      Gorel Wallis
      Herserudsvagen 6
      181 34 LIDINGO

      That is the address if any one wants to send flowers to her

    2. Re:Wifeâ(TM)s address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt you need her address, all you need to know is the city where they live. I'm sure that if you contact any flower shop in town they'll know exactly where to take them. According to the article, at least 3 flower shops had orders of around 100 bouquets each.

      Ah what the hell, send them here:

      Görel Wallis
      Herserudsvägen 6
      181 34 LIDINGÖ
      Sweden

      ftd.com will deliver to Sweden.

    3. Re:Wifeâ(TM)s address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like she's got enough...

    4. Re:Wifeâ(TM)s address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the address if any one wants to send flowers to her

      No it's NOT - that's the address of your own flower shop isn't it?!? Cheeky bar steward ! ;)

  16. Economic recovery by GameMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And that, my friends, is how you spur on economic recovery. With one sentence, he managed to save the floral industry in his town.

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    1. Re:Economic recovery by MousePotato · · Score: 1

      And that, my friends, is how you spur on economic recovery.

      Well said.

    2. Re:Economic recovery by homer_s · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With one sentence, he managed to save the floral industry in his town... at the expense of all the other industries where that money would've instead been spent.

    3. Re:Economic recovery by linzeal · · Score: 1

      The money was sent in from around the world. He saved his town, there are going to be a lot of losers in the economic wars.

    4. Re:Economic recovery by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      First of all, it wasn't "at the expense" of any of the other industries, they didn't lose anything... secondly "One step at a time" or more like one brick, yeah sure he could have said "send money to our hospital" or something, but he was probably thinking more about how pissed/upset his wife would have been than actually having any influence on economies...

      If someone discredits you and yours, is your immediate reaction "shit, we need to help the local manufacturers"...

    5. Re:Economic recovery by PKFC · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel

      Be careful what sentences you use though

    6. Re:Economic recovery by eln · · Score: 1

      With one sentence, he managed to save the floral industry in his town... at the expense of all the other industries where that money would've instead been spent.

      A bunch of geeks sent them. I'm sure the hand lotion and tissue industries will be able to survive to temporary hit. The market for Star Trek memorabilia may never recover, though.

    7. Re:Economic recovery by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      The market for Star Trek memorabilia may never recover, though.

      *raises eyebrow* Fascinating...

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    8. Re:Economic recovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His "town" being Stockholm, population 1,5 million, maybe not... Americans...

    9. Re:Economic recovery by Wouter+Van+Hemel · · Score: 1

      Maybe his wife is a florist?

      Brilliant setup. Make people buy your goods and then have them donate those goods back to you. Double profit... :-O

  17. Re:Wifea(TM)s address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you can find her address on the website number. Make sure to gird your loins afterwards.

  18. Thats alot of flowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    40 000 Swedish kronor = 4 446.68 U.S. dollars

  19. No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Mr.Fork · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of my papers for my MBA was the study of piracy. My study recommended that there is ZERO link between lost revenue and torrent downloads BECAUSE they are from people they would never have done business in the first place. If someone downloads it for free, it's not lost revenue because they were never a customer to begin with. Yet these companies try to stop the 'thieves' who are not even going to become their customer.

    My paper also showed that the issue was pirates selling full-priced products as the real-deal, not lost sales from never-would-be-a-customer. Even a bigger issue - these free downloads ALMOST 100% garner interest in these products - so that when they had money, or felt they wished to support a product, the former free-bee turned them into a paying customer to get a new version.

    With that kind of data out there, these industry giants are forgetting the #1 tactic of product placement - give it away free, later a client they will be. That's Biz-101. It's obvious these giants are out of touch with reality.

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    1. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 1

      Even a bigger issue - these free downloads ALMOST 100% garner interest in these products - so that when they had money, or felt they wished to support a product, the former free-bee turned them into a paying customer to get a new version.

      Jackpot! We have a winner, folks!

      As an interesting anecdote, I've found this to be the case with myself as well. Now that I actually have a job with real income, as opposed to being a bankrupt student who would be a happy paying customer except for getting sued out of existence by a bunch of greedy lawyers.

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    2. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I really, really doubt that there is zero loss to piracy. It goes against all I know of human nature to suggest that there are no people out there who look for ways to get something for free before they look to pay for it. Besides, there are a lot of people who simply don't believe that authors and artists deserve more than a flat fee for their work. David Pogue certainly heard from a lot of them when he complained about people pirating his work.

      That said, it is credible that unauthorized copying can lead to a net gain by IP owners, with extra sales from viral spread of a work offsetting piracy losses. Certainly authors who make their books available online don't seem to suffer for it.

    3. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by socketwiz · · Score: 1

      My study recommended that there is ZERO link between lost revenue and torrent downloads BECAUSE they are from people they would never have done business in the first place.

      That's as dumb as saying "there is ZERO link between lost revenue and car theft because they are from people that would never have done business in the first place."

      When a product is stolen, there is value taken from the owner that can't be recovered. Whether it was stolen from someone that would or would not have been a customer is irrelevant.

    4. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Well, there you have it. Mr MBA has solved the entire case, and we can all go home.

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    5. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      My study recommended that there is ZERO link between lost revenue and torrent downloads BECAUSE they are from people they would never have done business in the first place.

      Someone who steals cars never has the intention of buying one either. True, nothing is taken however it doesn't mean what they're doing isn't wrong and that mass copying dilutes the product's value.

    6. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... no product was stolen. No value was taken. If I download a file from your computer, do you lose anything? No.

      The problem with the RIAA is that they still aren't intelligent to see the difference between infinite goods and finite goods. Tangible goods are quite different from intangible goods. You'd be wise to figure that out.

    7. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Dunghopper · · Score: 1

      That's as dumb as saying "there is ZERO link between lost revenue and car theft because they are from people that would never have done business in the first place."

      When a product is stolen, there is value taken from the owner that can't be recovered.

      What you are forgetting is that your alleged 'car theif' DID NOT TAKE ANYTHING. He used a matter-re-arranger to make a clone of his neighbors car out of dirt or air or garbage or something. That's kind of an important detail. If we were talking about shoplifting CD's, your analogy would work, kind of. But we're not.

    8. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      With that kind of data out there, these industry giants are forgetting the #1 tactic of product placement - give it away free, later a client they will be. That's Biz-101. It's obvious these giants are out of touch with reality.

      Only works when people feel the love. I know I feel no compunction about pirating Microsoft products because they have made my life hell and have gotten their pound of flesh back out of me with all the pain and suffering. When it comes to smaller shops, I want to make sure that they make $ and are around to keep producing more great software. I feel a sense of connection.

      When there are no practical barriers to piracy, the creators will have to provide a compelling reason for people to want to give them money.

      The other factor, someone pirating software isn't like me stealing stock out of a store, it's more like me listening to NPR without being a donor. Tuning in my radio doesn't make them use more electricity, run up the coffee bill, nothing. But if I am enjoying the service they provide then it would be polite of me to contribute. They don't need money from everyone who is listening, just money from enough listeners to keep them on the air. And then there's the social aspect of listeners being asked to bundle more dollars for a higher recognition. You tend to see this more in political fundraising but peer approval can be a strong motivating factor. Dubya did this with providing special recognition to Pioneers who could pledge $100k between themselves and friends and family.

      I think this may be the new model we're moving towards. I think it could be a good thing. The business conservative POV will say "Who are you to tell someone how much money they're allowed to make?" and I'll just smile and say the market will determine that. If the creator seems to be hurting for cash, people will want to get off their wallets and help him out. If he seems to have more money than is good for him and is throwing it around like a drunken sailor, people might contribute less. The government isn't telling him how much he can make, evil liberals aren't taking his money through confiscatory taxes, the market is setting the rate! They hate it when I put it that way.

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    9. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by morghanphoenix · · Score: 1

      Oh, I will admit there is a loss. I'm a try before you buy downloader, and I haven't been so mad about the poor quality of an item I paid for as to hit up all the review sites I'm a member at and tell people how horrible it is in some time. When I have the opportunity to see if I really want something before I buy it I do buy less, but I don't generate the bad publicity for an inferior product that I'm ticked off I paid for, so I really think it balances out. I pay for what I keep, and you won't find a single song on my computer that isn't paid for or public domain, but I no longer pay for things I don't want because by downloading it first I know what I'm getting before I pay for something. Really, they should be happy that the chance to preview an item has stopped me from posting bad reviews, because the sale of my unwanted CD or DVD to a used store is one less new product that will be purchased, so you really don't even have an extra sale to counteract the bad publicity of me telling everyone just how much I hated it.

    10. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for pointing out the difference between theft and copyright infringement for us, Captain Obvious! :-)

    11. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      "That's as dumb as saying "there is ZERO link between lost revenue and car theft because they are from people that would never have done business in the first place.""

      The automobile company has lost zero money. That stolen car was already purchased FROM the company. They have the money.

      Indeed, car theft is GOOD for car companies. Obviously, the person who has had his car stolen (and not recovered) is going to need another car, which will likely be purchased for him by his insurance company.

      If the car IS recovered, theft is still good for the car company. In most instances, there is some significant damages done to the car in the act of stealing it. Replacements parts must be bought.

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    12. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by dcollins · · Score: 1

      With that kind of data out there, these industry giants are forgetting the #1 tactic of product placement - give it away free, later a client they will be. That's Biz-101.

      Admittedly, that's also a pretty good summary of the ~2000AD dot-com bust.

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    13. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by splodus · · Score: 1

      Would you consider posting a link to your paper? Or perhaps just the bibliography? It would be nice to see some authoritative sources in support of your view.

    14. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I and a couple of friends got 10000s of MP3s.

      We hardly listen to any of them.

      It's just a matter of having them on hand.

      We (used to) buy lots of CDs/Dvds movies / songs - unfortunately, most of the media is released to us later then some of the world.

      So, most of us download "previews" - find out how crap the movies are, and don't buy the movies when they finally come out. Those that are fine as previews still get purchased.

      It doesn't help that the stuff we get is almost often censored and we get to see the uncensored / unrated stuff online.

      So, it becomes a question of should we pay to get something when we know it is missing a bunch of the plot elements / musical lyrics / other stuff, or should we just don't bother and get something for free which is the "full thing".

      Yes, it's not totally the fault of the **AA, but if they did not delay the release of the media to us in South East Asia, we will have no reason to download "previews" in the first place.

    15. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      That's as dumb as saying "there is ZERO link between lost revenue and car theft because they are from people that would never have done business in the first place."

      When a product is stolen, there is value taken from the owner that can't be recovered. Whether it was stolen from someone that would or would not have been a customer is irrelevant.

      Your second sentence there points out the problems in your first.

      If I steal your car, you can't sell that car.
      If I copy your music, you can still sell that music.

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    16. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>downloads BECAUSE they are from people they would never have done business in the first place

      I'm not sure who you polled, but here's at least one person (me) who went from a paying customer to a non-payer. For example I was going to buy the first season DVD of Lois & Clark, but when I discovered I could download it for free, I did that instead. It represents a lost $30 sale.

      >>>these free downloads ALMOST 100% garner interest in these products - so that when they had money, or felt they wished to support a product, the former free-bee turned them into a paying customer to get a new version.
      >>>

      Maybe. Again in my case the opposite is true. I've downloaded a lot of stuff that was complete crap (like Buck Rogers). Without the internet, I would have likely bought the first season DVD and given the companies more money. So the "try before you buy" model is good for me, but bad for them, since it causes a lot of lost sales.

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    17. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by harperska · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's been said before, but I'll say it again.

      Stealing a car and downloading an MP3 are NOT the same thing.

      I'll say it again.

      Stealing a car and downloading an MP3 are NOT the same thing.

      See, when I steal your car, suddenly I have a car and you don't. But if I download an MP3 from you, I have an MP3, yet magically you still do as well.

      If I were able to create a magical replicator that made an exact duplicate copy of your car, and then I drove off in my duplicate copy, then you could start comparing it to MP3 downloading. The auto industry might start complaining that I am 'stealing' their cars by duplicating them, and saying that my duplicated car is lost revenue to them. But I wouldn't have bought a car from them in the first place, and only drive the duplicated car because I was able to duplicate it for free.

      Do you understand the difference yet?

    18. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by punkr0x · · Score: 1

      Would you like some flowers?

    19. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      I really, really doubt that there is zero loss to piracy.

      My guess is the single biggest difference is the switch from "I wish I hadn't bought that" to "I'm glad I didn't pay for that crap."

    20. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      That's the kicker, though, isn't it? Being able to pick and choose what you want to buy is killing their craft.

      They're pissed off that you aren't buying into the crap. The whole business model of churn out stuff--it doesn't matter what is because it will all balance out in the end--is now broken. That's why there are artists that disallow their albums to be purchased in singles, because they make more off an entire album sale than a single. Their argument is that the art was intended to be consumed as a whole, but I suspect it's because the album *maybe* has a good single but is loaded with other cruft to make more money.

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    21. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by cliffski · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      writing a paper is one thing. Converting it to a working business model is another. If you are so 100% sure that you have a better business model than these billion dollar companies, why are you wasting time doing an MBA when you could be retired on a gold plated island by now?

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      DRM-free indie games for the PC and Mac: Positech Games
    22. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what the fuck you're Talking about because I have lived in Thailand for years and get to see movies before they reach people I know back in the UK.

    23. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but my vehicle has a much more utilitarian purpose in getting me to the places I need to be. Its value to me is much greater than what someone may offer on it. I couldn't care less if my new $15K car lost all its 'value' as long as I get to work everyday, safely and consistently.

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    24. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry friend... I am one of those who will pay, even when there is a *free* way to get it.

      Too bad that the *IAAs haven't had a decent product of late.

      Not only do I not want to buy it, but I really have no interest in borrowing / renting / stealing any of it.

    25. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by brit74 · · Score: 1

      One of my papers for my MBA was the study of piracy. My study recommended that there is ZERO link between lost revenue and torrent downloads BECAUSE they are from people they would never have done business in the first place.
      (sigh) You're getting an MBA and that was your conclusion? First of all, let's take your premise that pirates always pirate and non-pirates always buy (rather than pirate). Do you think that MAYBE an increase in the percentage of pirates actually causes a loss? (Yes) Do you think that MAYBE some people download rather than buy because it is more convenient and cheaper than buying, but they would have bought if they didn't have the piracy option? (Yes)

      If someone downloads it for free, it's not lost revenue because they were never a customer to begin with.
      You mean they "were't a customer" because they pirated rather than becoming a customer? And somehow that leads to zero loss? What an absurd twisting of semantics.

      My paper also showed that the issue was pirates selling full-priced products as the real-deal, not lost sales from never-would-be-a-customer.
      Yes, I can certainly understand why counterfeit products would harm the original IP owner, but piracy forces IP owners to compete with free copies of their own stuff - which is really better than a counterfeit (because you spend no money).

      Even a bigger issue - these free downloads ALMOST 100% garner interest in these products - so that when they had money, or felt they wished to support a product, the former free-bee turned them into a paying customer to get a new version.
      I doubt that works out in the end. I've heard about companies giving away products for free under a donation system. I recently found one company claiming that only about 1-2% of people actually donated. And, this strategy has been used for years with shareware. While shareware gets some sales, I think it's self-evident that the shareware industry is far less of a success than the normal copyright-based/you-must-pay software industry.

      With that kind of data out there, these industry giants are forgetting the #1 tactic of product placement - give it away free, later a client they will be. That's Biz-101. It's obvious these giants are out of touch with reality.
      Really? I'm a software company owner. I don't believe what you're saying at all. I guess I'm really out of touch, huh? I guess I should be giving away my products. I don't know what kind of a business school you go to where they teach that the #1 tactic of product placement is "give it away free, later a client they will be". (I don't believe that works for digital media, and it most definitely does not work for physical products.) Yes, giving away a little bit helps garner interest (and that's exactly what media companies already do), but I don't think business schools will teach that you should undermine your own sales by giving away to everyone the very thing you're trying to sell.

    26. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Well I've downloaded 3 albums because I was too lazy to go buy them.. I had the means and the intentions.. but the power of the internet overwhelmed me (I own about 100 CDs, and 3 downloads.. so I don't normally download music). Seems to me I just proved there is at the very least a slight link between lost revenue and piracy.

      Were you a marketing major by any chance?

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    27. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You overlooked a group in your 'study'.

      'The cheap bastard bargain hunter' - he has money actually LOTS of money. But will not spend a dime on something if he does not have to. Lets say cheap bastard likes music. He would hunt thru bargain bins looking for that 3 dollar copy of nsync that no one longer likes. But hey it is 'only 3 bucks'.

      He now discovers this 'free napster music'. Where as before he would spend 3 dollars on lower quality 'cheap' music he now is downloading as much as he can as fast as he can. He is that guy who is at the end of the demand curve. The one who will take 200 units of something but ONLY if it is is 10 cents. That guy is now spending 0 on music.

      Your fallacy is probably not actually knowing anyone like this. I know several.

      your 'biz 101' strategy put MANY dot bomb companies out of business. You may be confusing the 'give it away free' with 'give something that looks valuable away free to sell something less valuable later'.

      For example I recently got a shaver in the mail. Free no strings attached. Nice solid shaver. 1 free blade. Gets the beard off quite nicely. 20 bucks for 4 blades... They gave a nice thing away that didnt cost them much (1-2 bucks) wrote it off as 'promotional'. Possible customer at 20 bucks a crack for something the make for 1-2 bucks.

      Also of course there is a 100% interest in the product. Otherwise even IF it is free people would not bother to download it.

      The supply curve may have changed radically but I doubt the demand curve changed much. This is the issue the industry is trying to get its hands around. The built it to 'balance' with out everyone getting everything for free. Its way out of balance. Their business has radically changed and they are trying to legislate it back.

    28. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Chees0rz · · Score: 1

      One of my papers for my MBA

      I should have stopped there....
      May I have 10 seconds of my life back?

    29. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Holi · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that would be illegal as long as you never sold it

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    30. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by fm6 · · Score: 1

      That's the kicker, though, isn't it? Being able to pick and choose what you want to buy is killing their craft.

      No, the institutional stupidity of the big media companies is killing their craft. That's why, for example, broadcast TV has sucked for many decades -- any sign of creativity or orginality is promptly stamped out.

      Looser IP rules would actually help the craft. Even the de facto loosening that you get from the difficulty of enforcing old laws as they apply to new technology is helping the craft. Big organizations just don't know how to adapt to the new technology.

    31. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      That said, it is credible that unauthorized copying can lead to a net gain by IP owners, with extra sales from viral spread of a work offsetting piracy losses. Certainly authors who make their books available online don't seem to suffer for it.

      Link?

    32. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are forgetting that music is essentially free anyway, or do you not own a radio?

      I never buy music. If I can't find an album I like on torrent, then I sit back and just enjoy it every time it gets played on the local radio. Either that or stream a radio station which often plays that music off the internet.

      Yes we do try to get things for free, but there are more free ways than torrenting.

    33. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Informative

      "I know I feel no compunction about pirating Microsoft products because they have made my life hell and have gotten their pound of flesh back out of me with all the pain and suffering."

      Did they send the boys around to knee-cap you, cut off your fingers, beat you up with a chair? If so why do you continue to use their products? - is Bill holding a gun to your head?

      "But if I am enjoying the service they provide then it would be polite of me to contribute."

      By that measure the converse is also true, if you're not enjoying or contributing to the service then it would be polite not to use it. You do realise it's possible to be polite to people you disagree with, right?

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    34. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by daveime · · Score: 1

      Yes, but your 1 dollar razor with 20 dollar blades is the PERFECT inverse analogy for where the Music Industry simply don't get it.

      With your razor, you get a chance to try something for 1 dollar, and then evaluate if it is worth spending 20 dollars for the blades.

      With the music industry, they want you to pay the 20 dollars sight-unseen (or should that be ears-unheard), and then you discover the crap was only worth 1 dollar anyway.

      Their whole album business has been based on 1 or 2 top-10 hits, and 9 or 10 tracks of crap padding ... because people suddenly want to break their business model, and JUST buy the top-10 hits, do they adapt ? No they go on the offensive like a tiger with a trodden-on tail.

    35. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      I actually do this. In college, I shamelessly pirated large amounts of anything that could be expressed in a digital format. Since graduation, I've spent hundreds of dollars on movies, games, and music that I discovered (for free) during college. If I like it, I buy it. If I didn't like it, I deleted it from the computer anyhow.

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    36. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 1

      give it away free, later a client they will be.

      So... Do we get to see that paper?

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    37. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by meerling · · Score: 1

      Baen Free Library http://www.baen.com/library/ Will that link do for you? (read the intro)

    38. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're ignoring the number of people who will steal if they can but won't ever pay. There are lots of people like that. You might say, that's only a good deal if your time is worthless. But, the only reason to be an English major is if your time is worthless.

    39. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by mrsurb · · Score: 1
    40. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      Hi, I'd like to read that paper; can you share it?

      Thanks

    41. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ::really, really doubt that there is zero loss to piracy:: When someone "take" something from the store - store loses this (and income they could get) because they not posses it anymore. When someone downloads something, that something remains there it was. (yea, trolling)

    42. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      Many governments still have, among other things, websites that operate badly on anything but IE... sadly. And a bunch of corps too that are often too big to avoid. Let's not forget the media, the oem bundling, the lack of support.

    43. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My study recommended that there is ZERO link between lost revenue and torrent downloads BECAUSE they are from people they would never have done business in the first place.

      This statement is ridiculous. I used to buy 4-6 computer games a year. Once I found out I could pirate them, I have bought about 2 over the last 5 years. I still play the same number of games.

  20. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Dan667 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Business is a brutal and if you are not willing to do something like Valve's Steam that gives something for giving up something I have no sympathy. Adapt to the market place and quit complaining.

  21. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by pdusen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before someone yells "Oh my, you could compare the rise of aids cases to lost sales and your graph would look the same" just shut up ok? Just shut the fuck up because you're another useless slashdot tool spouting the same "I HAVE A RIGHT TO STEAL OTHERS WORK" retoric that I've read on this fucking site for the last 10 years. There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    I'm now beginning to feel suspicious of the possibility that you may have an agenda.

  22. For the too lazy to google by LockeOnLogic · · Score: 1

    40,000 SEK is about $4500

    1. Re:For the too lazy to google by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      $4500 USD I take it?

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    2. Re:For the too lazy to google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. 4500 universal standard dollars.

    3. Re:For the too lazy to google by mooingyak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Quit trying to pretend that there's stuff outside of the US.

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  23. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've seen 8 American karaoke labels die in the last 10 years, and as of now there's only like 3 or 4 left.

    Yes, piracy has a direct impact on overall sales but in the grand scheme of things (the actual music market, not the tiny niche you want to show a link to) it doesn't make much of a dent especially when the majority of people don't pirate.

    And just as an aside, we can all hope that when the last 3 or 4 die that the entire industry will fall into a pit, burn, and rot the death it deserves. I'm sorry but I don't see the necessity to foster an environment where drunken idiots sing worse than the mediocrity displayed by the original singer/songwriter while other drunken retards cheer them on. That entire fad is pointless, painful, and horrendous for the rest of us that want to drown our sorrows in fucking peace and quiet. /rant.

  24. Relevance? by Hatta · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how this fellows testimony as to the relationship between album sales and file sharing is relevant. If they broke the law, they broke the law whether or not the record industry lost money. If they didn't break the law, then they did nothing wrong, even if it did cost the record industry money. Does it not work this way in Sweden?

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    1. Re:Relevance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's relevant because of the claims on financial compensation for illegally reproduced movies and albums.

    2. Re:Relevance? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The law should be about actual harm, not just hurting people you don't personally like.

      "it's illegal" is right up there with "it's in the Bible" as argumentation goes.

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    3. Re:Relevance? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      At least in the U.S., in a civil suit, showing damage can be a very significant.

    4. Re:Relevance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law is redundant and stupid.

      Why follow a law when it's made entirely for greed?

      Laws are made to protect people, not to hurt them.

      Well at least they should be.

    5. Re:Relevance? by jank1887 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      possibly once it has been demonstrated that the law has been broken, the penalty can be related to the financial impact of the crime...?

    6. Re:Relevance? by mlwmohawk · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't understand how this fellows testimony as to the relationship between album sales and file sharing is relevant. If they broke the law, they broke the law whether or not the record industry lost money. If they didn't break the law, then they did nothing wrong, even if it did cost the record industry money. Does it not work this way in Sweden?

      Copyright is an interesting thing. Making a copy isn't actually "theft." The notion of "copyright" is to protect the revenue and value of a work. In fact, in the U.S. one of the limiters of "fair use" is a profit motive and/or a diminished value of the work.

      If it can be argued that no harm comes to the value or marketability of a work from mere p2p sharing, then the "spirit" of copyright is not broken, and, in fact, may fall easily into the realm of "fair use" because it is distributed without commercial interest.

      So, if two people sharing a work electronically falls under the umbrella of "fair use" in Sweden, then there can be no contribution to a crime by the TPB guys.

    7. Re:Relevance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno about the law, but it was kinda clever (even if maybe unintentionally so): Obviously clever and respected man puts up some statistical arguments showing that some of the enemy's points are perhaps not quite as valid as they would like to have us think; Enemy can't refute them and begins somewhat childish (and futile) discreditation campaign. Whether all this is relevant to the case or not, what's it doing for the credibility of the two sides?

    8. Re:Relevance? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      OTOH failure to murder someone is still a crime~

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    9. Re:Relevance? by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Just check out the chewing tobacco industry... it works for them! /laugh it's funny (until you see rotted out jaws)

    10. Re:Relevance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ""it's illegal" is right up there with "it's in the Bible" as argumentation goes."

      I find your lack of faith disturbing. :)

    11. Re:Relevance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was there to testify about something but I don't know what - perhaps the damages the industry claims to have suffered due to TPB (since the seriousness of the damage, if any, obviously is relevant to the charges against TPB). However, his testimony had to be interrupted before it even began because he got into such a bad argument with the prosecutor. Before answering any question he told the court what sort of mudslinging had been going on behind his back prior to this - a lawyer representing the "anti-piracy bureau" had been calling his colleagues and questioning if he really was a professor and a lot of other bs. It is quite likely that he will report that lawyer to the police since he can be charged with "influencing a witness" - or whatever the relevant term in English is, you probably understand what it means and that it is illegal.

      I might add that the professor is also a composer and has had his own record label.

      A couple of links in Swedish:
      http://nyheter24.se/nyheter/inrikes/143671-ponten-anklagas-for-smutskastning

      http://nyheter24.se/nyheter/blogg/oscar-swartz/143739-swartz-en-medial-katastrof

    12. Re:Relevance? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are plenty of legal ways you can harm someone that should remain legal. If you produce widgets and I invent a process that lets me build widgets much cheaper, I can come in and undercut your business. Then I have harmed you, but I haven't done anything wrong.

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    13. Re:Relevance? by Xest · · Score: 1

      The problem is the record industry aren't claiming copyright infringement anymore, they dropped that charge.

      They're claiming assisting copyright infringement and monetary loss as a result. The point of this testimony is that even if they're found guilty of assisting copyright infringement there was no monetary loss.

      That should at very least reduce any punishment significantly.

    14. Re:Relevance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is all somewhat fuzzy, though. The thing that bothers me about this whole file "sharing" thing is the scale of distribution. Giving a copy to one person is one thing; giving a copy to hundreds or thousands of people is something else. I don't think most reasonable people would say that "sharing" a file between thousands of people falls under fair use.

    15. Re:Relevance? by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      This is all somewhat fuzzy, though.

      copyright and IP is hugely murky and the lawyers want it that way. There is no definitive "this is" or "this is not" test beyond a court.

      The thing that bothers me about this whole file "sharing" thing is the scale of distribution.

      Do libraries bother you?

      Giving a copy to one person is one thing; giving a copy to hundreds or thousands of people is something else

      That is true, and if it harms the value of the original work, it is clearly wrong. While it may seem counter intuitive, no harm has ever been proved.

      I don't think most reasonable people would say that "sharing" a file between thousands of people falls under fair use.

      What is radio? What is television? What are libraries?

      File sharing is an awesomely powerful tool. I have used pirate bay to download at least one really interesting debate of religion and atheism.

      In fact, I know a lot of people who download files from the internet or use the library to try new music or movies, and then choose to buy OR NOT.

      The problem with the media companies are, and I've seen this written before, that they are in an "experience" model, one which they bill for the "experience" of the "work" instead of the "work." So, what they object too isn't the download, per se' but the loss of control over the "experience." They want to SELL the experience, i.e. to make money whether you like a work or not.

      They don't make as much money if they have to produce something that you like. The old model is advertisement hype, charge for the movie or CD. If you walk out of the theater or play the CD, if you DON'T like it, they still make their money.

      There is no protection for the "experience" AFAIK, only the copyright on the work, so, they are bending and using copyright.

    16. Re:Relevance? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't understand how this fellows testimony as to the relationship between album sales and file sharing is relevant. If they broke the law

      Understand this: The law is not a Boolean value.

      IF they illegally caused damage:
      How much damage did they cause?
      1 to 1000 dollars?
      1001 to 5000?
      etc.

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    17. Re:Relevance? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of legal ways you can harm someone that should remain legal.

      Indeed there are!

      If you produce widgets and I invent a process that lets me build widgets much cheaper, I can come in and undercut your business. Then I have harmed you, but I haven't done anything wrong.

      Oh. I thought you meant duels :-(

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    18. Re:Relevance? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how this fellows testimony as to the relationship between album sales and file sharing is relevant. If they broke the law, they broke the law whether or not the record industry lost money.

      Copyright exists solely to protect the cration-motive for artists. It doesn't exist to protect the profit-motive of corporations that buy copyrights. If something can be proven to not deprive the artist of money (the presumed motive), then a law banning it isn't following the Constitution. Laws concerning copyright *must* exist for the purpose of improving the Public Domain. And yes, I realize that I'm speaking from a US perspective about a case outside the US. Copyright isn't about power. It's about incentive. If that incentive isn't lost, then it shouldn't be illegal. And that's why proof that there was no actual loss should be taken into account in a copyright case.

  25. It's over SEK 50000 now (USD 5500)... by koma77 · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...and it's still increasing.

  26. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...Just sounds like you have personal stake in the karaoke business, and are angry about no making money. You seem to have the same problem as the RIAA: If your business model isn't working, simply stick with it while complaining and arguing you are somehow correct.
            Maybe you should set up a karaoke download web site, where people can pay a non-exorbitant fee to download the tracks they want and then burn them to their own disks. But no, you want them to order original exorbitantly priced karaoke disks--why?--Because you will make more money.
            So I guess the easy answer is: Your business is failing, please pick a different one.

  27. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Karaoke and Karaoke DJs are different than general music and music lovers

    2. A lot of times, karaoke covers sound like crap. I don't blame them for pirating.

    3. If you're good at replicating other people's creative works without the vocals, consider making music books for Hal Leonard instead.

  28. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine the decline of karoake establishments being any way related to the rise in popularity of people playing rock band or guitar hero at all. Nope, no sir, no way.

    I will agree that if KJ's are stealing commercial Karaoke titles and using that for their own for-profit use, that is wrong and that is theft.

    Don't confuse something that was popular in 2002 for being as popular as it is today. I don't see GM blaming their massive down-turn on "car theft is rampant!!!1 zOMG WTF". Time have changed and the consumer is the ultimate decider of what products and services are winners and which are losers.

  29. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Hatta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why is this a problem? If the people interested in karaoke aren't willing to pay for it, then maybe that niche market doesn't need to exist. If they really wanted the karaoke, they'd pay for it. This is the free market at work.

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  30. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by SydShamino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Selling karaoke CDs to DJs is not the same thing as selling CDs to consumers. It's a different market. Those DJs are using the items whose copyright they infringed to earn a profit, through public performance of the work.

    As such, you and those in your industry will have a much easier time tracking down and winning suits against them. Good luck with that.

    Meanwhile, don't the venues where the "KJs" perform have to have the music public performance stickers on their doors or face big fines? Why don't you hook up with that group and have them spot check not only the stickers but that the music being publicly performed is a licensed copy?

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  31. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exciting. You have direct evidence that piracy effects sales. So, I have to assume this, your graph is like this:

    Chart type: Stacked bar.
    Y axis - Number of albums sold
    X axis - Counterfeit items found sold as original (bottom stack), Original items sold as original (top stack)

    If your graph isn't built like that, you haven't shown anything regarding piracy affecting sales at all.

    Actually, looking at your site, what you've proven is that karaoke sales peaked in 2002, and that posts regarding karaoke peaked in the middle of 2005.

    From this we can suggest a correlation that posting more about karaoke reduces sales. Although, the problem is, we've ignored all external factors.

    I might suggest a more likely hypothesis: Activities that are enjoyable are not always linked to money spent on entertainment. As more money has been devoted to housing over the exact time period since karaoke sales peaked, less money has been devoted to entertainment, suggesting that as people have less money to spend on entertainment, they spend less money on karaoke. But that they still continue to enjoy the entertainment style of karaoke and that the number of potential customers has increased.

    I'd also suggest, based on the sales numbers, that an effort needs to be made by the karaoke industry to exit the personal entertainment spending money business and they to enter other money markets. Like, say, corporate entertainment.

    But that's just me. All I know is nowhere have you mentioned the number of counterfeits being sold as originals, which is the only form of direct correlation to lost original sales there is.

    Thanks.

    HAND.

  32. Damn! by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those pirates are spending money on flowers instead of our media! Quick, summon the lawyers!

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    1. Re:Damn! by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Those pirates are spending money on flowers instead of our media! Quick, summon the lawyers!

      Next they will be accused of money laundering: "Honour, this lady is just going to convert those flowers to cash". ;)

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  33. Legal note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The compensation mentioned wasn't due to the harassment from the prosecutors' side, but rather due to the Swedish legal principle that anyone testifying in court is entitled to compensation for expenses and loss of income.

  34. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sucks, but ya, people steal music on the internet, sales drop for the karaoke labels, we get less karaoke.

    Bite me. Every karaoke dump I've ever been to, the song list is thousands of songs worth of second-rate crap. You publish a hit or two from an artist, then pages and pages of album filler that nobody cares about. Or worse yet, the song list has the same damn song in eight different arrangements.

    If people are pirating karaoke tracks, they're getting their money's worth.

  35. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lost sales can't be measured, so I'm not sure how you can test for a correlation between them and any other variable.

  36. Correlation != Causation by acid06 · · Score: 3, Informative
  37. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Vancorps · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's a lovely troll ya got going there.

    Unfortunately there is evidence that shows that the necline of Napster directly contributed to the decline in CD sales and visa versa when Napster was in it's glory days. CD sales were skyrocketing during the time of Napster so your "data" doesn't even attempt to make a counter claim.

    Don't expect people to just shut up when you present your argument in the manner in which you have. Now we have the days of XM and Pandora, last.fm, magnatunes, and a slew of others to provide us with free music or nearly free music so CD sales aren't as compelling as they once were. Now the only time we buy CDs is when an artist puts out something truly worth while. The days of buying one or two discs a week are simply gone.

    Now let's look at your graph again and conclude that people have once again lost interest in Karaoke which I can attest to in all the bars I frequent, people that do it are few and far between these days. Instead I'm seeing guitar hero taking up the music at a number of bars in addition to regular DJ work.

    Sorry, there is absolutely nothing compelling about your data. Compare the same numbers against gross per-capita spending during those times and look at a similar decline as the economy slid into where it is today.

  38. Nicely done... by pig-power · · Score: 1

    Those lovelorn geeks, at least we know their hearts are working as well as their fingers! Very thoughtful.

  39. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    Perhaps overcharging to a limited group of customers isn't such a bright business plan.

    You're essentially selling lame music videos with closed captions.

    It makes me wonder if I would be better off getting a DVD of music videos rather than a Karaoke CD.

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  40. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Endo13 · · Score: 1

    You misspelled 'rhetoric'.

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  41. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Chowder42 · · Score: 1

    Not to put too much of a point on it, but the whole correlation vs. causation thing. And is thread count really a good metric for number of lost sales. For your theory to be true you would also need to show a increase in the number of karaoke venues. An alternative hypothesis, could there was a short lived spike in karaoke due to American Idol popularity. As the show has decreased in ratings so did the karaoke.

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  42. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by ledow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Shout as much as you want, mate, those stats mean *nothing*. Two lines vaguely in inverse "correlation" for only half the graph (and correlation for the other half, because you "took the sales numbers (like 191.1 mill) and multiplied each of them by 1000 so the line graph would start out somewhat even.", so the actual correlation is between one line and one THOUSANDTH of the other line, which means that the "curve" on sales is barely a blip and perfectly within the error margin of such pathetically collected data) without some sort of context do NOT mean they are linked, in any way, shape or form.

    This is why we have professors of mathematics and statistics and why *they* are the ones who are tested in court and found to be reliable and accurate, because they *can* pick out a million faults with your data collection, plotting, analysis, etc. without even having to think about it, prove why you're wrong, and show you the *real* figure. Unfortunately, even most lawyers have no concept of mathematics which is why there are such things as case-law describing how DNA "matches" MUST be worded, tested, analysed and interpreted, because depending on what you measure and how you word the answer you can go from a "one in a billion" match to a "90%" match with the same two sets of DNA data. Look into things like the birthday problem (how many people do you need in a room for there to be a 50% chance of two having the same birthday?) to see how utterly careful you have to be and how atrociously bad humans are at judging probability and statistics.

    Your figures (if I *were* to take them as accurate, and replotted them as they should be plotted without arbitrary fiddling) actually show me that there is probably NO correlation at all. I don't know if I believe whether there is a correlation in real life or not, I've not analysed it and I'd be a fool to say I definitely believe either possible outcome in advance, but this man has stood up to a court's test without the opposition managing to debunk his statistics - that holds more than enough water with me.

  43. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good! Now we'll have less morons singing Bohemian Rhapsody, Meatloaf and every other 6-8 minute song that everyone insists on doing because people think they are so original.

  44. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by slash.duncan · · Score: 1

    I've seen 8 American karaoke labels die in the last 10 years, and as of now there's only like 3 or 4 left.

    And if they're product is proprietary, trying to artificially prevent the most natural human tendency[1] in the world rather than encourage sharing and expanding upon what one finds exciting and enjoyable, I say GOOD RIDDANCE!

    [1] Yes, I'd call it the most natural human tendency, including procreation, because what is procreation but a prime example of wanting to share what one loves with /who/ one loves, to the mutual pleasure of both, or in some cases maybe I should say all, participants? Further, sharing a work of art or intellect can be argued to be reproduction/procreation.

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  45. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Informative

    Did you expect no one to click on your link?

    You imply a negative correlation (higher postings, lower sales). However, looking at your graph, a positive correlation exists in 2001, 2002, 2004 and 2006... which leaves only a negative correlation in 2003 and 2005. (And both changes from 2002 to 2003 were insignificant, giving you one data point that supports your conclusion).

    Furthermore, instead of charting sales in units, you charted sales in dollars. Given that a trivial reading of your source points out the decreasing prices of CDs, and the decrease of new content (11 new CDs in 2007), this seems to make sense. After all, most karaoke is old songs that, once purchased, don't have to be purchased again.

    Also, refuting "correlation is not causation" via shouting is pathetic. There are other ways to do so, try one of them.

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  46. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by mea37 · · Score: 1

    As always, I find myself taking a middle-ground line no copyright issues.

    First off, the market for Karaoke tracks isn't the same as the consumer market for music. Commercial vs. personal use, for a start. Conclusions drawn by observing the one can't really be applied to the other. (This does not mean that I oppose copyright on consumer music -- I don't, as my post history should make clear. I do think the current system is broken and getting worse, though.)

    So addressing the karaoke market... As far as I can tell, the reason copyright infringement in the karaoke business has gotten so bad is:

    1) In the past five years, there's been a shift from CD-based to hard-drive-based karaoke systems. This is a vastly superior technology and makes for better, easier-to-run shows, but it does make it easy to copy entire libraries.

    2) The karaoke industry has always had misinformation and over-enforcement (or at least the threat of over-enforcement) when it comes to copyright violations. This got worse with the rise of hard-drive-based systems, with many disc publishers claiming that format-shifting tracks you legally own would be a copyright violation.

    3) There was a backlash against this misinformation, with the companies that sell software for hard-drive-based systems advertising that copying the discs to hard drive is completely legal -- but not always being careful to say "as long as you own the original disc".

    4) A lot of KJ's, like a lot of other small business owners, hear what they want to hear when it gives them the opportunity to side-step thousands of dollars in expenses to build a huge library that will make them more profitable.

    Just my observations by way of a bit of perspective: if the compaines making the discs had handled IP issues better, things might not be as bad as they are. That doesn't make piracy right, but it is a lesson that any media company should learn from.

    None of that changes the conclusion that in the karaoke disc industry piracy translates to lower demand / lost profits. It is still not reasonable to call each track copied equivalent to a lost sale -- if they payed full price for discs, KJ's would do their best with a smaller library -- but that doesn't make the impact negligible.

  47. Internet Love? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I think of "internet love", flowers are not the first things that come to mind.

  48. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what? You are right, I have pirated/stolen some music and a couple of games over the years. However, I can honestly say that of the games and music I've stolen, dependent on if it was music or games, MOST of it was either crap that I played for an hour or so before deciding it was utter garbage and wiped it off my PC (games) or it was something I decided was worth purchasing and purchased later on.

    (Case in point, the original mystery case file games), I have since bought a yearly subscription from Big Fish and purchased over 20 games from them. Same for HL2, I originally downloaded it, played it, saw how fantastic it was, and then purchased it simply to have access to it.

    On the other hand as far as musics concerned, I have downloaded several albums, only to go out and buy the album (usually at a used record store, but that doesn't matter as its a legally purchased copy of the artists work). A majority of the music I download is stuff I originally bought on tape or CD from years back, which has been lost, scratched, had coke spilled on it, got eaten in a tape deck. etc etc etc.

    So, if it makes you feel any better, yeah I've stolen music, and I've stolen games. I'm not going to defend it any further than I have, because I don't need. My actions speak for themselves, in certain cases where it's been warranted, my 'thefts' have benefited the very industry that I'm supposedly ripping off. In others, there still hasn't been any damage done to whatever industries were involved because they were already compensated for their work. In the few instances where I downloaded something and didn't pay for it, it simply wasnt worth owning in the first place and my subsequent actions of hitting the delete key proved it.

    It is my personal feeling that if I had paid for whatever item it was that I got rid of in short order, that *I* would have been the one who had been stolen from, I paid for entertainment, and wasn't entertained.

  49. Saturn And S&P by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    Correllation does not imply Causation.

    It sucks, but ya, people steal music on the internet, sales drop for the karaoke labels, we get less karaoke.

    Having seen some of the karaoke subs produced by anime fansubbers, I'm willing to bet that fan made karaoke videos will produce higher quality content than any professional label. In the face of ubiquitous video editing software, your industry has simply succumbed to its own irrelevance.

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  50. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're trolling, but...I'll feed you.

    Karaoke is different from simple music, in that a karaoke vendor is selling tracks to a business who uses those tracks to do their own business. They are directly profiting (in a strictly monetary sense) from your labor. If they were unable to pirate, the karaoke bars would either go out of business or purchase your tracks. This isn't at all the same as someone treating the internet as a personal call-in radio station, and attempting to correlate the two is patent nonsense.

    The obvious solution is to sue each and every karaoke bar in small claims court for the value of tracks you believe they have pirated. A disk of tracks costs what, $20-$50? Small claims cost nothing but filing costs and your time. No lawyers are permitted, and it would only take a few snapshots of their catalog of burned CDs to serve as proof and recover your lost income. Stop whining about being a small industry and having no tools. The karaoke bars are the same level of industry as you.

    Also, correlation != causation, your methods are suspect, karaoke is not creative work but merely reselling music created by others (parasitic iow), and you definitely have an axe to grind. Your conclusion is completely irrelevant.

  51. Pay in roses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...actually isn't as uncommon as you'd think. The cost of renting for some churches is one rose per year.

    Attempts have been made in the past to collect on past due rose rent.

    Just something to think about, because knowing that means that, unfortunately, this could be used to discredit the professor since he required a legitimately recognized form of payment just to show up in court.

  52. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by PRMan · · Score: 1

    And then is it really piracy if everywhere that they KJ has already paid for a music performance license? I mean, the license has already been paid. Who cares how they got the licensed music? See, when the labels don't get it both ways it somehow seems wrong to you. Maybe you've been brainwashed.

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  53. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by ReverendLoki · · Score: 1

    Based upon the DJs I've known (non-karaoke, that is), piracy seems to be a standard practice of DJs across the board. The difference is, Karaoke music companies, I imagine, target KJs as their primary audience, whereas the main record industry targets the average end consumer. For them, DJs are as much a means for advertising their product.

    Although interesting, I can't imagine your analysis of what is occurring in the Karaoke microcosm of the music industry directly correlates to the industry as a whole, in much the same way that one can't use the anecdotes of the goings ons of one small suburb to accurately reflect the trends of the entire nation. At least not without a good healthy dose of corroborating data to show that such a relationship does indeed exist. Though the karaoke and greater music industries share some of the same trappings, their business practices and revenue streams are indeed unique.

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  54. Commercial Venue by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    Karaoke in America came from relative obscurity, one of those quirky things only "Asians" do. Then 2002 American Idol came out, and now EVERYONE wants to be a star. Karaoke venues started popping up everywhere, but hardly any of them are paying for their karaoke. It sucks, but ya, people steal music on the internet, sales drop for the karaoke labels, we get less karaoke.

    This is a commercial venue, so here you can use the argument that they should be paying a license. This would not be covered by fair use. These are people making money off someone else's work. This is the sort of place that should be cracked down on, not people at home who maybe wouldn't ever have paid for the content, and are most certainly not making money off the work. Heck, in the non internet days these people would have probably just recorded it off the radio.

    If you want Karaoke bars to pay you, then offer something that represents a fair deal, since they are making money off the music. If you make the price too high, then they will default to unofficial copies.

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  55. What a happy story by elashish14 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "She was very worried before the trial. They questioned my competence and that made her very sad. She hadnâ(TM)t slept for two days," Roger said.

    Just goes to show that courage, morality and determination are rewarded. And with that, my faith is restored....

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  56. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by shentino · · Score: 1

    Yes,the labels need to get off their high horse and embrace their free advertising.

    No, piracy is still wrong.

    It's stealing in a moral sense, not a legal sense. But humans don't give a shit if they cheat. We already cheat on something as grave as taxes (which is often a federal offense btw), so why should we expect people to be honest with a piddly copyright?

    People are already brazen enough to maraud and embezzle and even hijack, so why should we expect them to have qualms about pirating software?

    And often times, people get what they deserve. Pirated software often has malware inside it. Since it's not vetted by the vendor, nobody's going to turn you in for boobytrapping your warez. Who wants to admit to piracy? The customer gets his warez for free, and the pirate gets his machinez. Win win, right?

  57. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by LingNoi · · Score: 1

    Before someone yells "Oh my, you could compare the rise of aids cases to lost sales and your graph would look the same" just shut up ok? Just shut the fuck up because you're another useless slashdot tool spouting the same "I HAVE A RIGHT TO STEAL OTHERS WORK" retoric that I've read on this fucking site for the last 10 years. There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    So anyone that disagrees with you is a pirate thief. How mature of you.

    I don't need to call you out on your bullshit, others in that forum have already done it.

    Why you have only data up to 2006 is also suspect. I guess because it didn't fit with your "scientific" (lol) graph.

  58. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before someone yells "Oh my, you could compare the rise of aids cases to lost sales and your graph would look the same" just shut up ok? Just shut the fuck up because you're another useless slashdot tool spouting the same "I HAVE A RIGHT TO STEAL OTHERS WORK" retoric that I've read on this fucking site for the last 10 years.

    Straw man arguments are lies.

  59. Warms the cockels by nevillethedevil · · Score: 1

    Arrrghhh that be warming the cockles of me heart. Hoist the colors mateys.

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  60. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and if restaurants interested in selling food aren't willing to pay for it, maybe restaurants aren't necessary.

    It's not really a valid argument to say that people who run karaoke (and make money doing it) would prefer to not pay for their music, so they shouldn't have to. It's kinda ridiculous, in fact. Greed is never a good justification, even in opposition to the greed of others.

  61. Wrong - Itr's a fad by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, they should not shut up becasue your graph is seriously flawed.

    You can't take a seriously flawed graph and defend it by telling them to shut up and the toss an ad hominum out there as well.

    It is a POOR study and does no one any good.
    Yes, the facts our counter intuitive, but you are letting that cause you to ignore important relevant data.

    Yes, there is a corrilaiton, but it is turning out there is not any causation.
    Learn why that's important.

    Fact: Karaoke is a fad.
    Fact: That fad is over.

    Sure, some people still do it, but then some people still have pet rocks and mood rings.

    Next time don't put you carrier in a fad market. or make a carrier out of moving from fad to fad, but do not think that these markets have any staying power.

    If you haven't noticed, the music industry does have big labels and they ahve stopped exactly nothing.

    If people just wanted to get there music for free, Apple wouldn't have sold over 2 billion songs. all of which are available for free with almost no addition effort.

    You need to step away fro your emotional connection and think rationally.

    Also, it's copyright infringement, not stealing. There is a fundamental difference between the two. It's still wrong, but it's not the same thing as stealing.

    You Are Provably Wrong, deal. If you ahve some actual facts from a reasonable study, please enlighten me.

    All the data put out by the music industry has followed economic trends not, in many cases sales have done better then the overall economic trends. Meaning it didn't drop as much as the average economy drop.

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    1. Re:Wrong - Itr's a fad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fact: Karaoke is a fad.
      Fact: That fad is over."

      LOL

  62. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, thats awesome. I wish I could make a statement and then say, "Yes, you could say (insert a completely true statement that completely proves that my statement is incorrect), but just shut up, ok?"

    With such great debating powers, I can prove anything!!!

  63. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I admit to piracy. I have pirated several games in the last couple of years so I could install and play the game without dealing with some seriously invasive and crappy DRM. I buy the game, but that DVD never comes near my PC except for "Insert Disc" checks. I install with my legitimate key, but I install a cleaned version of the game. I support game developers, but I don't support DRM developers. (posting anon because I just modded parent up)

  64. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by morghanphoenix · · Score: 2, Funny

    people steal music on the internet, sales drop for the karaoke labels, we get less karaoke.

    So, what you're saying is piracy is a good thing?

  65. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by pavera · · Score: 1

    Econ 101 moron...
    If as you rightly state Karaoke is a niche market it certainly isn't large enough to support 12 labels... Hell, there are only 4 recording labels left in the country for MAINSTREAM music...

    Niche markets have 1 or 2 dominant players and everyone else dies... that is what a niche market is.

  66. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by geekoid · · Score: 1

    It's not a troll as such it's more like:
    Man in fas industry thrashes arounf wildly for any excuse to blame someone else for his dimming future.

    really, this is like a pet rock* salesman thinking people picking up free rocks is why his sales are declining.

    Yes I actual bought in back in the day. It was on a leash and for my girlfriend. we were in 6th grade. She gave me a life long hatred for Fonzie.

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  67. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by RingDev · · Score: 1

    1) Sales in $ != Units sold. Prices have changed over the last 10 years.
    2) New to market releases change every year, there were significantly less releases in 2006 then there were in 2003.
    3) Consumer trends vary. There was a boom in the karaoke market in the early 2000's, that trend has slowed over the last few years.
    4) External market forces abound. It's hard to justify buying a new CD for a hobby/part time job when your day job is in jeopardy due to an economic slow down.
    5) Pirated copies != lost sales. If the person wasn't going to buy the product anyway, you haven't lost anything. That doesn't make it right or legal, but it doesn't effect your sales or profits.
    6) Newsgroup posts != pirated copies. Claiming so is just silly, that's like trying to prove a correlation between Windows sales diminishing because of Linux usage based on the number of posts on SlashDot.

    Honestly, your post comes off as inflammatory, uneducated, and highly emotional. If you can maintain a profitable business model, go for it. If you can't, look for an alternative business model or get out of the industry.

    Personally, I don't see a great need for the Karaoke label industry since it is relatively easy to filter out vocals from most pop/country music of CD's we already own. And if you try telling me that doing so is a violation of copy rights I will point you to the base/midrange/trebble/volume/fade/balance filters that are on almost all car radios. Broadcasting those filtered recordings to the public may be a violation of copy rights.

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  68. Issues by sbeckstead · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There are a whole bunch of different "pirate" groups out there.
    Those that just out and out steal (yes it is appropriate, because it means taking something without paying, regardless of the lack of a physical item taken).
    There are those that justify it by saying, "Oh it's OK I wouldn't have bought it anyway"
    there are those that claim "there is no such thing as intellectual property" and take it because they can see it.
    There are those that claim that "Oh it's OK I'm just trying it before I buy it."
    There are those that take it saying "It's over priced and I won't pay that much for it." Here's a hint on this one. If it's over priced "Don't buy it". If you want it it is worth paying for, other wise it obviously isn't valuable to you and you don't get to have it. No matter how you justify, or perhaps rationalize it it is still not right. There is no real reason to take something without paying what is asked. You can try to negotiate and get it cheaper, or not buy it and they eventually lower the price but you don't get to have it anyway. I wish people would see this and stop rationalizing this stuff. The pirate bay is not guilty here because they are not the people stealing stuff. They at the worst are helping people find stuff to steal, but that has never been illegal as far as I can tell.

    1. Re:Issues by Corson · · Score: 1

      Your argument can be discussed. Yes, taking something that belongs to somebody else is known as stealing. But we live in democratic societies. If the copyright/IP issue is such a big deal, why don't they run a referendum on it? Because there is a only a minority of people who have a stake in making money from selling overpriced plastic disks (yes, it costs almost nothing to multiply them).

    2. Re:Issues by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Is this a poll?

              X - There are those that claim that "Oh it's OK I'm just trying it before I buy it." (Because I don't want to waste my money on shit like Lost.) (I need the money to buy the good stuff like the X-Files or Galactica.)

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    3. Re:Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I do get to have it.

    4. Re:Issues by chord.wav · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are so in the industrial age. Thanks for sharing your POV, though.

    5. Re:Issues by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Nice rationalization, thanks for playing!

    6. Re:Issues by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Those that just out and out steal (yes it is appropriate, because it means taking something without paying, regardless of the lack of a physical item taken).

      It is still inappropriate, because it is not taking. It is copying. Physical item or not (I agree that is immaterial, pun intended) the important difference is whether or not the original owner is left with or without his original.

      Stealing is actually legally defined (at least in my country) not as taking, but as "taking away" (precisely, "taking away with the intent to make your own", but that's nitpicking). If you are not "taking away", then it is not stealing in the legal sense.

      Here's the legal reference, if you can read german: http://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/stgb/__242.html

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    7. Re:Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There are those that don't feel there is a right of exclusion to ideas. The whole notion that an idea could be protected so long that no one alive would have ever seen it's creation. It's a tool to bury thought.

      With copyright you can exclude me from taking my impression of your art and reinterpreting it. With patents you can exclude me from building my independent invention having never heard of yours.

      It used to be the landed nobility used their property rights to keep the common person from participating in the economy.

      Now it's these trade groups pushing for more intellectual property rights for the same reasons. Copyright doesn't protect the artist, it gives a monopoly to the publisher. The whole idea of long term copyrights is to block creativity and competition so the new aristocracy is stable.

    8. Re:Issues by mini+me · · Score: 1

      steal (yes it is appropriate, because it means taking something without paying

      So if I, say, stole your car but left you an envelope containing money in the amount of the fair market value of your vehicle, it isn't stealing?

    9. Re:Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They at the worst are helping people find stuff to steal, but that has never been illegal as far as I can tell.

      Regardless of what the law currently is, the fact of the matter is that we all know they should be shut down because they violate the spirit of the law.

    10. Re:Issues by LateArthurDent · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Those that just out and out steal (yes it is appropriate, because it means taking something without paying

      In copyright infringement nothing is "taken," something is "copied." If you're trying to sell a painting, and I sit down next to it and paint an exact copy and walk away, I have done something that is illegal, but I have not stolen your painting. The same concept applies if I copy your painting through easy technological means, such as taking a very high resolution picture of it.

      A requirement for theft is that the victim no longer has the product. And no, you can't argue that I've "stolen the money from the sale" because that's not money you had which you no longer have. When I copy your painting in the example above, I may decide not to buy your painting, but I'm not being charged with theft of your sale, you'd sue me for copyright infringement.

      I'm not going to get into the ethics of pirating, because there are obvious philosophical differences at hand and it comes down to your beliefs. However, there's no gray area on the theft thing, no room for discussion. Many things are wrong and many things are illegal, and most of things are not theft. You don't call fraud theft, you can't call copyright infringement theft either.

    11. Re:Issues by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      This argument is lame at best. enriching yourself without earning that privilege. Earning means purchasing, working for etc. Stealing is stealing I don't care how you couch your stupid grammar in English, German or Greek. The fact that the original remains is also irrelevant. Stop the stupid nit picking grammarian bullshit and call a spade a spade!

    12. Re:Issues by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Missed the point. And yes it's still stealing as you didn't have my permission to make that value trade.

    13. Re:Issues by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Like you can't base your buying decision on the reviews of people you trust?

      You still have no right to view/enjoy/consume with out paying the price.

    14. Re:Issues by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you are not stealing his ideas your are stealing the person's work. His expression of his idea. If you were merely using his idea that would be a different argument. But tell me how do you use someones idea when it is expressed as music. here's how: Obviously his idea was to either entertain himself or others. Feel free to use that idea as much as you wish. Feel free to be entertained as long as you are willing to pay the fee required to obtain that entertainment. There aint no such thing as a free lunch. Get over it and start growing up!

    15. Re:Issues by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that either. They are merely a tool in the chain. They serve a purpose besides the illegal one. Same as the telephone company does. The mere fact that thieves use their service does not negate the value of their service. The same as the mere fact that thieves use guns does not negate the fact that I could use one for a different legal purpose. As far as I can tell the only thing these guys are guilty of is poor judgment in their response to authority. Thumbing your nose at the cops doesn't exactly dispose them kindly to your cause.

    16. Re:Issues by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Actually that's the lamest excuse/rationalization yet.

      If you sit down and listen to my music and then play the exact same tune yourself for your own amusement, no you have done nothing wrong. What a lame attempt.

    17. Re:Issues by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Actually you have diminished the value of my work by copying it and not paying the fee to be entertained by my efforts at playing those instruments and my efforts at writing that song. Perhaps you have merely removed an intangible but quibbling over how you removed the value does not diminish the fact that you have removed value. Copying my work and taking that copy for yourself is stealing pure and simple. I don't care what you think it is, it is a simple fact obvious to any intelligent person. Incidentally my other post says this also but it bears repeating.

      If you were to sit down and listen to my work, then play it yourself and sing it yourself for your own amusement it would not be stealing. Any more than painting a copy of a painting. You could even sell that copy as long as you called it a copy and you didn't use any of my trademarks to enhance it's value.

      you can argue semantics all you want simply because the dictionary hasn't caught up to reality doesn't alter reality.

    18. Re:Issues by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually that's the lamest excuse/rationalization yet. If you sit down and listen to my music and then play the exact same tune yourself for your own amusement, no you have done nothing wrong. What a lame attempt.

      "Wrongness" is a matter of definition, is not an absolute in most cases, and in any event is not open to your personal interpretation in these matters.

      The problem with your argument, and that of everyone else who is attempting to make the "sharing = stealing" argument is this: what you, or I, or anyone else believes is irrelevant. In the United States, and any other country which maintains the rule of law, what does matter is how a given legal system defines a specific activity. Under U.S. law, copyright infringement is not automatically equivalent to stealing. It's just not, and regardless of your moral position on the issue, it helps if you get your facts straight so that we may discuss these important issues within the same frame of reference.

      By misusing the terms "steal" and "theft", your are simply helping to perpetuate a string of lies and half-truths promulgated by the RIAA, MPAA and similar organizations worldwide. That does not help matters at all, because you're refusing to communicate adequately, and that keeps the rest of us wasting time continually correcting you. That serves no purpose.

      Note that I am deliberately not making a statement as to whether wide-scale copyright infringement is right, wrong ... or somewhere in between. This is not as simple a problem as you would like to have us believe. However, I can say with some certainty that copyright law is out of touch with what the vast majority of music consuming citizens want, and is no longer serving the public interest. That body of law has been changed in recent years so as to dramatically diminish the public domain, and enrich a very few largely foreign-owned corporations. As much as they claim to have been hurt by the Internet and peer-to-peer activity, We the People have suffered a far greater injustice.

      Stealing or not, that's not what the United States copyright system was intended to accomplish. Quite the opposite, in fact.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    19. Re:Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't miss the point, you did. Your definition of theft is fundamentally flawed, and he used an example to point out that flaw.

    20. Re:Issues by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Like you can't base your buying decision on the reviews of people you trust?

      The number of people with a taste approximately identical to my own that I personally trust is insignificant. Using them as a buying decision I would own exactly zero DVDs.


      Granted, virtually all of my movie purchases are either price-reduced B-movies or small-studio movies for a narrow audience, so as far as the movie industry is concerned I might as well buy nothing...

      --
      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
    21. Re:Issues by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Stop the stupid nit picking grammarian bullshit and call a spade a spade!

      Grammar nitpick: You meant "nitpicking lawyer bullshit", as the distinction is a legal and not a grammatical one. (Granted, the distinction actually does lie within the language lawyers use.)

      --
      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
    22. Re:Issues by Tom · · Score: 2

      call a spade a spade!

      But that's the point. You're not asking me to call a spade a spade, you're asking me to call a hammer a spade because they're both tools.

      Yes, stealing is stealing. A hen is a hen.
      But not every act of illegal enrichment is stealing. Not every bird is a hen.

      If you don't see the difference and insist it's nitpicking, I'll gladly trade my sparrows for your hens and wait until you realize they don't lay the same kind of eggs.

      And that's not a matter of grammar. It's a matter of semantics, if you insist on bringing linguistics into the argument.

      Please, do get your facts right.

      --
      Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    23. Re:Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that's the lamest excuse/rationalization yet. If you sit down and listen to my music and then play the exact same tune yourself for your own amusement, no you have done nothing wrong. What a lame attempt.

      That would be just as wrong as downloading the song from the Internet.

      And yes, I agree, there's nothing wrong with that.

    24. Re:Issues by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      whooosh!

    25. Re:Issues by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Nice fog, er I mean fud.

    26. Re:Issues by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Nice fog, er I mean fud.

      Fortunately, there is a cure for ignorance, but I can't force it on you.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  69. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and if restaurants interested in selling food aren't willing to pay for it, maybe restaurants aren't necessary.

    That's exactly right.

    It's not really a valid argument to say that people who run karaoke (and make money doing it) would prefer to not pay for their music, so they shouldn't have to.

    If they don't pay for their karaoke, there won't be any more karaoke made. Then there will be no karaoke, and these people won't be making any money. If that's the choice they make, why should we intervene?

    --
    Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
  70. Nothing of value is taken by mangu · · Score: 1

    When a product is stolen, there is value taken from the owner that can't be recovered.

    In this sentence you stated exactly why unauthorized copying is not theft: nothing is taken from the owner. The right car analogy would be taking a picture of a car, not stealing it.

    To think a teen who has a million dollars worth of media in his computer would have bought that with his $100/week allowance is dumb.

    1. Re:Nothing of value is taken by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Troll

      >>>unauthorized copying is not theft: nothing is taken from the owner

      Right. And when a company goes bankrupt, and doesn't pay your last two weeks of wages, nothing was taken from you either. You still have all your material possessions. Oh wait. They've stolen your labor haven't they? Well the same is true for the novelist.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    2. Re:Nothing of value is taken by cliffski · · Score: 0, Redundant

      taking a picture of a car does not give you the same utility as owning the car, so its value is clearly nothing like the value of the car.
      If what i do gives me the same abilities and utility as owning the car, the value is the value of the car.

      --
      DRM-free indie games for the PC and Mac: Positech Games
    3. Re:Nothing of value is taken by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Umm, that's a breach of contract. It's not theft.

    4. Re:Nothing of value is taken by socketwiz · · Score: 1

      ...nothing is taken from the owner.

      Just because it is not a physical item doesn't mean it is nothing. It still costs money to create it in the same way that a car does.

      Don't get me wrong, I don't agree with the RIAA trying to tell you how, when and where you can use the item that you paid good money for, but somewhere there is a happy medium where an artist can get paid for their work and fans can use it the way want to without having to steal it.

    5. Re:Nothing of value is taken by mangu · · Score: 1

      when a company goes bankrupt, and doesn't pay your last two weeks of wages, nothing was taken from you either.

      You think two weeks of work is nothing?

    6. Re:Nothing of value is taken by mangu · · Score: 1

      somewhere there is a happy medium where an artist can get paid for their work and fans can use it the way want to without having to steal it.

      Yes! I believe somewhere there is a business model that works like that. But calling your clients "thieves" will not help you find that ideal business model. Why can't artists sit down with their fans and try to solve those differences?

      Try to find the 21st century way of doing business. Why must so many artists accept blindly what the *REAL THIEVES*, i.e. those MAFIAA scumbags say?

    7. Re:Nothing of value is taken by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Right. And when a company goes bankrupt, and doesn't pay your last two weeks of wages, nothing was taken from you either. You still have all your material possessions. Oh wait. They've stolen your labor haven't they? Well the same is true for the novelist.

      No, the closest equilivent analogy would be for me to steal the novelist's completed manuscript then publish it as my novel. Copyright infringement is something else.

  71. But what to send to the Prosecution? by owlnation · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm sure the wives of the Prosecutors must feel overlooked. Does anyone have any suggestions as to what to send them?

    1. Re:But what to send to the Prosecution? by RandomChars · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      A completely different and much grosser type of "Internet Love"?

    2. Re:But what to send to the Prosecution? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      mp3's of "Poison Ivy" by the Drifters? The Searchers?

      --
      Sent from my ASR33 using ASCII
    3. Re:But what to send to the Prosecution? by arthurpaliden · · Score: 4, Informative

      Addresses of dating sites....

    4. Re:But what to send to the Prosecution? by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      Link to their sites in /.'s front page. Let's show them how many we are.

    5. Re:But what to send to the Prosecution? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      we can give them the *other* kind of internet love, tell them to plug in their web cams....

    6. Re:But what to send to the Prosecution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the wives of the Prosecutors must feel overlooked. Does anyone have any suggestions as to what to send them?

      http://www.shitsenders.com/

      Fixed for you... :-)

    7. Re:But what to send to the Prosecution? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      You could always "Say it with dead flowers" Does anybody know of a florist that will deliver them?

      --
      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    8. Re:But what to send to the Prosecution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do divorce lawyers do gift cards?

    9. Re:But what to send to the Prosecution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sympathy cards? Divorce papers?

    10. Re:But what to send to the Prosecution? by FrankDrebin · · Score: 1

      Fertilizer

      --
      Anybody want a peanut?
  72. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Informative

    Before someone yells "Oh my, you could compare the rise of aids cases to lost sales and your graph would look the same" just shut up ok? Just shut the fuck up because you're another useless slashdot tool spouting the same "I HAVE A RIGHT TO STEAL OTHERS WORK" retoric that I've read on this fucking site for the last 10 years. There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    No, no. I think you're on to something here. I'm going to plot the rate of "piracy" (heck - even piracy) and the decline of auto sales. Piracy just might be undermining the auto industry as well!

  73. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Ares · · Score: 1

    You're essentially selling lame music videos with closed captions.

    except that with music videos you at least get, ya know, video.

  74. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    there is evidence that shows that the necline of Napster directly contributed to the decline in CD sales

    Correlation != causation. The decline of Napster could have coincided with increased public awareness of MP3s and file sharing, and the rise in alternative services like Kazaa.

  75. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna get modded into oblivion. I don't care if you downmod me. I know what slash is all about.

    He was questioned on the link between the decline of album sales and filesharing. Wallis told the court that his research has shown that there is no relation between the two.

    What his research has shown is that the music industry has a tendency to kick and scream at every new technological advancement, but they [the music industry] survive when they reinvent themselves. And his point is that this time is no different.

    Instead of putting words in his mouth and arguing against the arguments you just made up, argue against the real point he was making.

    Or perhaps you're disillusioned because something got lost in translation. (I'm a native Swede, so I can read the transcript).

  76. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by redxxx · · Score: 1

    So, would a KJ have to pay several hundred dollars for a cd because it is intended for use in public performances? That's somewhat different than the market for consumer CDs. It's also less defensible(morally and legally) because they are using to make money.

    I don't mind Adobe going after companies for pirating their product. I think it's retarded(though more or less within their right) for them to do the same with individual end users. I'm not sure if that would be analogous.

  77. Wrong spelling dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's Lidingö - that's an "o" with two dots over it.

  78. No more! by Xest · · Score: 4, Informative

    See here:

    http://yodo.se/wallis/

    I don't know what the fuck 99% of that site says, but the following near the bottom seems pretty clear! -

    "Thanks to all of you who have sent flowers to the Wallis. But enough is enough. With flowers, vases, teddybears and chocolate for over $5000 they allready got more than they can handle."

    Of course I'm sure dropping a message or something may be a nice gesture to show your support, that or a cheque for a small amount to not buy an RIAA affiliated music CD with or something ;)

    1. Re:No more! by e-Flex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      http://yodo.se/wallis/english.php The link for the english version is in the top left of the page.

    2. Re:No more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Keep sending flowers, but pick a random delivery date of between 1 and 52 weeks, with the notation "signature not required, leave at door".

      Fresh flowers for a year, with no real hassle other than picking em up, would be nice.

    3. Re:No more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flowerdotted.

  79. Then your paper is flawed by thenewguy001 · · Score: 1

    There were plenty of times where I wanted a copyrighted product (movie, song or app) and decided pirate it instead of buy it because it was more convenient. Had it been difficult to find said copyright material online, I would have gone out to the store to buy it. In these circumstances the sales were lost because it was a hassle for me to drive to the store to buy the product.

    Going to the store consists of having to get dressed, fight traffic to drive to mall, find parking in a crowded parking lot, walk to the store, find the product on the shelves, stand in line to pay for it, walk back to my car, and fight traffic on the drive home, -a process that takes several hours. Instead, in that same amount of time, I can torrent it and spend the time doing something else, fun like watch TV or play a game, or get some work done. To me, that's a no-brainer more efficient use of my time.

    Also, why would I pay for a product when there is an easily obtainable copy available for free? Sure, I'd like to support the artists and developers, but I have to watch out for my own pocketbook too. This may make me a sleazebag, but that's just the way I am. Not gonna get much sympathy from me if it means separating me from my hard earned cash. If the pirating option was not available to me, I'd be a paying customer, and the RIAA realizes that this is true for a lot of people as well, which is why they're fighting so hard with underhanded tactics.

    1. Re:Then your paper is flawed by harperska · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps you wouldn't have been a paying customer. Just because you have the means to pay doesn't mean you will. If everything you say in the second paragraph is true, perhaps you would have just foregone watching the movie and done one of the other things you mention instead.

      That's the genius behind iTunes and Amazon. They make legit purchasing as convenient as piracy, and it should come as no surprise that they are wildly successful while CD and DVD sales are plummeting.

    2. Re:Then your paper is flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make legit purchasing as convenient as piracy, and it should come as no surprise that they are wildly successful while CD and DVD sales are plummeting.
      You do realize that you're undermining the MBA's original claim about piracy having no effect on sales, don't you?

      Anyway, maybe the reason iTunes is popular is because so many of us refuse to pirate. If some portion of the population refuses to pirate under any circumstances, then iTunes is successful because of we are shifting our buying habits from physical media to (purchased) downloads. Don't pretend that piracy is all about convenience, and has nothing to do with getting something for free.

  80. What about the prosecutors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They must be feeling left out,
    maybe we could send them a bouquet of fragrant turd blossoms?

  81. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I've seen this.
    You have a window of about 3-4 months to sell karaoke versions before they are sufficiently pirated and people stop buying them.

    I went into software after that. Nowadays I rip off open source code, change the license, obfuscate it a little and re-sell it. Copyrights are so last century.

  82. Mod -1: Stupid by z80kid · · Score: 1
    How often must we suffer such posts by charlatans who feign ignorance of the differences between the physical and conceptual?

    I call upon the mighty mods above to smite thee and all thy trollish accomplices!!!

  83. Wanna take bets? by Alzheimers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wanna take bets on how many of those orders were done with stolen credit card numbers?

  84. There is even a website by Husgaard · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is even a web page in english, where people can report what they give. Near the bottom of the page is a list of articles from around the world about this. There has even been written a tribute song to him after his testimony, which Wired covered here.

    And this court case has really helped the Pirate Party of Sweden. During the last week they have gotten over 1000 new members, which makes them the second-largest opposition party (in member count) in Sweden. Their youth organisation has also grown to become the second-largest political youth organization in Sewden.

  85. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sucks, but ya, people steal music on the internet, sales drop for the karaoke labels, we get less karaoke.

    See, piracy is good. Yea, less karaoke!!

  86. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Xest · · Score: 1

    "Business is a brutal and if you are not willing to do something like Valve's Steam that gives something for giving up something"

    Are you referring to Steam giving DRM for giving up your rights? :p

  87. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Vancorps · · Score: 1

    While technically accurate the period in question involved a brief shutdown of napster due to court injunction and subsequent reinstatement.

    More to the point, I was counterclaiming the parents assumptions and was not attempting to prove my example. The reference I made was to a slashdot posting a few years ago on the topic of Napster. You are right in that the decline of Napster and the decline of CD sales are not necessarily directly linked although I do think that they are. It's just hard to prove on any scale so I won't fault anyone for thinking otherwise.

    Here's some evidence to back up what I've stated.

    Kazaa cropped up shortly after all this happened so it's not linked to the issue at hand but there could indeed be one or many other external factors not being considered such as the quality and quantity of albums released during those times.

  88. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by ultranova · · Score: 1

    No, piracy is still wrong.

    It's stealing in a moral sense, not a legal sense.

    If one assumes that copyright is moral, then yes. If one assumes that copyright is immoral, then no. If one makes no assumptions about the morality of copyright, then it comes down to whether one considers breaking law immoral in itself.

    For the vast majority of people, breaking copyright is right there with jaywalking at 3 at morning: technically illegal, but not bloody likely to hurt anyone. And that's just for straight-up copying; but what about derived works? What about sites like fanfiction.net? Are they morally wrong? They certainly are in gross violation of copyright law, being full of derived works.

    And often times, people get what they deserve. Pirated software often has malware inside it. Since it's not vetted by the vendor, nobody's going to turn you in for boobytrapping your warez.

    Actually, since pirate groups usually strip off the DRM malware added by the vendor, pirated software tends to be safer. An off-the-shelf software might disable your CD burner or copy of Daemon Tools, but I've never heard of a rip from a reputable warez group doing anything like that.

    --

    Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

  89. Tell the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They seem to think falling sales == piracy

    Beause they can't measure piracy, they assume it must be going up.

    And so this assumption then causes a correlation between falling sales and their assumption of increasing piracy.

    But, as you so wisely said, correlation != causation.

    So go tell them that.

  90. Send flowers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mentioned this trial the other day to my parents and they mentioned having seen one article about it on the BBC early last week. Let's use this to draw more public attention to the case.
    Send her flowers, more and more flowers till every news organization in the world covers the story (it's exactly the sort of fluff they would like) and then of course they're likely to go into the trial; after all why is she receiving all these flowers? Gonna be harder for to fuck the pirate bay when more than just tech nerds are following the shamble of a trial.
    Sorry Wallis...

  91. Perhaps not but there is a Nazi connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/02/26/pirate_bay_neo_nazi/

    The pirates bay, now with less nazi.

  92. HOPE by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Wow. This sort of thing gives me hope for the world and life in general seems a bit brighter.

    Nah! I'm BS-ing ya. Everything sucks! ;-)

  93. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [1] Yes, I'd call it the most natural human tendency, including procreation, because what is procreation but a prime example of wanting to share what one loves with /who/ one loves, to the mutual pleasure of both, or in some cases maybe I should say all, participants?

    No, that really doesn't make any sense.

    I don't love my jizz, but I'm quite happy to share it with any and all women who are interested. I don't need to love them. Hell, I don't even give a shit what their names are.
    So for a typical male, it has nothing to do with a thing you love or a person you love.

  94. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

    Um, dude, Americans stopped doing Karaoke a long time ago. Now they just do "karoke". *rim shot*

  95. A new Meme on the horizon...?? by s0litaire · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see it now! If Pirate Bay wins, every one will start sending the Music bosses "A bunch of pansies" with a note saying "Sorry! for stealing your music. Hugs and kisses The Pirates" :D:D

    --
    Laters Sol "Have you found the secrets of the universe? Asked Zebade "I'm sure I left them here somewhere"
  96. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    But karaoke bars are actually fun.. you rent out a room, get some finger foods and drinks, and have fun with your friends. IMO it's much more enjoyable than going to watch a movie, or just sitting at a bar with friends.

    --
    "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
  97. Torrent file comments: by Artifex33 · · Score: 2, Funny

    EmptyFlowerBed.rar -- Please seed. thx!

  98. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by horza · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Valve's Steam has DRM but they've slowly earned the trust they have. I go through computers at quite a high rate, and just with my username and password have managed to have my bought games up and running within minutes on every PC I have ever used, whether on Windows or Linux. I've been running Counterstrike off there for a decade, and never once have I been restricted in how many installs, or what operating system I can install on. The prices are reasonable on there too. Steam is the only instance that springs to mind of DRM done right.

    Phillip.

  99. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by AcidPenguin9873 · · Score: 1
    There are a number of problems with both OP's and your analysis.
    • You imply charting sales in dollars is problematic, and I agree but for a different reason. Sales in dollars does not account for growth of the industry as a whole. If the industry grows at a rate higher than the piracy rate, raw sales in dollars will go up. We're basically measuring the difference between the growth rate and the piracy rate, which unfortunately is not what anyone cares about. If he had instead charted sales in dollars PER karaoke establishment, that might be a crude way to factor industry growth in with his numbers.
    • You are assuming there is no time lag in your correlation of the two curves, which is a very strong assumption. If there were 1 year of lag between a trend shown in the "# of posts" curve and the "sales in dollars" curve, you might end up with a different analysis. Even if there IS a causal link between two trends, the best anyone can do is estimate what the time lag might be. No one would simply assume it is 0 or close to 0.
    • What are your great ways of showing correlation between sets of data like this? The best way I can think of is to get honest surveys of the degree to which people pirate songs/albums. Unfortunately, any survey that shows a correlative link between piracy and decreased sales is immediately going to be discounted as biased, so then what?

    Given the above, I don't know what we can say from the data - probably nothing.

  100. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I know what slash is all about."

    This is slashdot.

    Slash refers to something very, very different.

    Now, if you actually meant that you're really into Kirk/Spock fanfic, I apologize for misinterpreting your post.

  101. We all got spouses now cause we're OLD by spun · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, when we were all PFYs, we joked that nobody on Slashdot had a girlfriend, and it was mostly true. Some of us probably did live in our parents basements back then. That was a long time ago. I'm going to hit forty soon. Almost all of us moved out of our parents basements and got wives a long time ago. But we still like to joke about the good old days. And because, you know, there's a new generation of PFYs that the jokes still apply to.

    --
    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    1. Re:We all got spouses now cause we're OLD by dow · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well I moved back to my parents basement. Actually I quite like it here. I did have girlfriends, nearly a wife, but not too bothered about that now I can spend my money on computers and stuff.

      You Insensitive Clod.

    2. Re:We all got spouses now cause we're OLD by daveime · · Score: 1

      "Wives" that have "inflate to 25 PSI" written on their foreheads do NOT count !

    3. Re:We all got spouses now cause we're OLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But across her *chest* -- now that counts double! And keeps me young!

    4. Re:We all got spouses now cause we're OLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How come you know what the PSI ratings are? :)

  102. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the first rule of Statistics Class is:

    correlation does not imply causation

  103. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I've seen 8 American karaoke labels die in the last 10 years, and as of now there's only like 3 or 4 left. /end rant.

    Karaoke labels?
    WTF?

    It's other peoples' music with their words scrolling on a screen. How can you have multiple labels in that non-industry?

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  104. Don't be a dick by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously - you may not agree with what the prosecutors are doing, you may not even like them. But it's nothing to do with their wives and families. Leave them out of it.

    1. Re:Don't be a dick by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Seriously - you may not agree with what the prosecutors are doing, you may not even like them. But it's nothing to do with their wives and families. Leave them out of it.

      Tell that to wives, children, grandmothers and dead people who have been sued by the IFPI, MPAA, RIAA, and other such organizations, with the willing complicity of said prosecutors. When they leave innocent people out of this, we'll leave their families out of this.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    2. Re:Don't be a dick by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      Bad plan.

      "You bombed and raped our families. We will do the same to yours!"

      That makes both sides abominable and the public will just want to see everybody punished. Think of the Obama campaign. Whether you like the new president or not, he won in part because his campaign refused to get dirty while the other side had no problem being a bunch of mud-slinging dicks. The public doesn't respect dicks. --And anyway, an unspoken portion of the argument is that Pirates are not bad people. The judge will certainly be affected by this regardless of whether or not it should formally be considered in court.

      -FL

    3. Re:Don't be a dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's nothing to do with their wives and families. Leave them out of it.

      They are benefiting, as in getting income, from their husbands' dickery. A bit like "receiving stolen goods". I don't support giving them a hard time but lets not pretend they have completely clean hands either.

    4. Re:Don't be a dick by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was just talking about not leaving them out of the Slashdot discussion. Somehow I doubt that the judge will read these comments.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    5. Re:Don't be a dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Seriously - you may not agree with what the prosecutors are doing, you may not even like them. But it's nothing to do with their wives and families. Leave them out of it."

      Who appointed YOU judge, cocksucker ?

  105. I hope the judge had a firm hand by horza · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is an academic that is being *asked* to give up his valuable time to help the State in a case. Trying to destroy his reputation is completely unacceptable. To the professor, giving evidence in this trial is just a brief inconvenience whilst he pursues his career. Instead it turns out he was very brave to take on an organisation that acts like the mafia. His wife deserve those flowers, and the Pirate Bay have scored a massive victory in swinging public opinion in their favour.

    Phillip.

  106. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Holi · · Score: 1

    HA, many "Karaoke Labels" had no rights to a lot of the songs they added to their cd+g's. It is not difficult to create a CD+g either, the software to attempt vocals removal is pretty pervasive. I bet you can find more tools for creating a karaoke cds or mp3s then you can find for playing them.
    This niche market was mostly built up by piracy.

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    Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
  107. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    There is also a direct correlation between the lack of pirates and global warming.

    All of this piracy is saving the planet So grow up and get over it.

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    In times of universal deceit, telling the truth gets you modded -1 Troll
  108. Flowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...yes, I'm one of the rare slashdotters with a SO

    Significant Odor?

  109. STFU with "piracy" and "stealing" by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Interesting

    steal (yes it is appropriate, because it means taking something without paying, regardless of the lack of a physical item taken).

    No, it is not appropriate because you are NOT taking something away from someone.

    When my old cassette from a movie soundtrack got chewed up by the tape deck and I couldn't buy the CD because it was out of print and there was 0% chance that it would come back in print, finding those songs through "piracy" was not stealing, because they won't take my money even when I drive downtown and try to give it to them.

    They are stealing from me by denying me access to the cultural elements that interest me.

    And I don't want to buy the crap I keep hearing on the radio every time I walk into a shop, I demand reparation for the mental anguish caused by having their crappy tunes stuck in my head! A thousand US dollar per iteration of that suffering... I figure I'm owed a few millions, to say the least.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:STFU with "piracy" and "stealing" by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      You still don't get it. That's another rationalization. You are owed nothing!

    2. Re:STFU with "piracy" and "stealing" by sbeckstead · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Oddly enough, the fact that you can't get the CD any more increases the value of those that do exist. At least to you. There is always trying to get a current owner to give up their copy. But nice try at a rationalization, it almost works.

    3. Re:STFU with "piracy" and "stealing" by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Wow, flamebait huh, more like "I didn't want to hear that".

  110. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my, you could compare the rise of aids cases to lost sales and your graph would look the same!!!!

    Oh and FTR the karaoke market won't die as long as demand exists, there will be casualties but thats darwinian evolution in the business world.

  111. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Holi · · Score: 1

    Wow out here on the east coast, Karaoke had a big upswing. I can tell you where you can go any night to find it. I think Guitar Hero and Rock Band may have had much to do with the karaoke comeback. Unfortunately good live music seems to be suffering. All anyone is hiring these days are cover bands and DJ's. The lack of interest in anything original is very depressing.

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    Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
  112. Broken windows fallacy by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    Indeed, car theft is GOOD for car companies. Obviously, the person who has had his car stolen (and not recovered) is going to need another car, which will likely be purchased for him by his insurance company. If the car IS recovered, theft is still good for the car company. In most instances, there is some significant damages done to the car in the act of stealing it. Replacements parts must be bought.

    I presume you're being facetious, but just in case you aren't...

    Broken Window Fallacy

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    In times of universal deceit, telling the truth gets you modded -1 Troll
    1. Re:Broken windows fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The car was stolen, not broken. Someone else is still using it.

    2. Re:Broken windows fallacy by TheDugong · · Score: 1

      The broken window fallacy does not apply to the GPs post. Car theft, in h{er,is} example, is good for the car company. Bad for the victim, insurance company and society though - quite apt for the Pirate Bay case though!

    3. Re:Broken windows fallacy by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

      I see that you don't quite understand the Broken Window Fallacy. Yes, it does apply to the GP's "auto theft is good for the economy" argument, for it is the same argument.

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      In times of universal deceit, telling the truth gets you modded -1 Troll
    4. Re:Broken windows fallacy by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      The automobile company suffers no injury nor financial loss whatsoever from the theft of the car.

      They have already been paid in full via the loan taken out tourchase the car.

      Yes, there is inconvenience and loss for the car owner.

      But the auto company really doesn't care a fat rat's ass what happens to that particular car. They have their money, they have recouped their expense.

      Thus, your "broken window" example is refuted.

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    5. Re:Broken windows fallacy by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Replying to my reply.

      At no point did I imply that car theft was "good for the econonmy", just it doesn't materially or financially adversely affect the car company that made/sold the stolen car.

      DO try to read what I wrote, and not infer that which is not there.

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    6. Re:Broken windows fallacy by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, true. My bad.

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      In times of universal deceit, telling the truth gets you modded -1 Troll
    7. Re:Broken windows fallacy by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a gentleman!

      Well done, sir!

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    8. Re:Broken windows fallacy by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Except that there isn't a "auto theft is good for the economy" argument. The GP makes the "auto theft is good for the car company" one, that is completely different.

  113. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then riddle me this, Batman.

    I used to buy some 30-50 CDs a year ( collection is around 500 or so ). I have been buying at the rate 2-3 a year over the past 8 years or so and I have NO pirated material. How come? Because it all sucks. American Idol garbage and Rap Crap.

  114. Nothing Personal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pirates don't pirate because they're selfish bastards; they pirate because they disagree with the company's practices, the state of the industry, or because they can't afford it. In addition, a lot of the time, piracy actually spreads the interest of the product to the people who wouldn't spend money on it, developing a stronger presence in the world for the company and its product.

    People speak with their money. Due to the absurd prices and actions of the record industry, music is pirated. Yet, these same people go out of their way to send flowers internationally for the wife of a man who was harassed in court. It's not that people aren't willing to spend money; they just refuse to deal with unreasonable prices and corrupt companies. This international gesture of Flower Power makes that clear.

    Correlation does not imply Causation. Look up Pastafarianism. Statistics show that the recent surge in global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters has a striking correlation to the shrinking numbers of (literal sea-faring) pirates since the 1800s. To further this correlation, Somalia has the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country. Time for a reality check, record companies. It's not music pirates that are digging your grave; it's you.

  115. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Vancorps · · Score: 1

    Funny how different parts of the country are. Here in the southwest and back in my home state of VT Karaoke is not dead but certainly not terribly popular. Of course in both places as well there is no shortage of good original music. I'm going to go see someone sing tonight actually and it will be all original music.

    I've also found that its more popular among people that don't have a lot of money. You're more likely to find karaoke in dive bars for example. So my experience may be jaded by the fact that I've been in more expensive places lately.

  116. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

    I agree in principle, but Steam is a poor example. I'm most certainly not willing to give up what Steam is asking for in exchange for the benefits.

  117. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the second is :

    Causation implies correlation.

  118. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "don't the venues where the "KJs" perform have to have the music public performance stickers on their doors or face big fines? Why don't you hook up with that group and have them spot check not only the stickers but that the music being publicly performed is a licensed copy?"

    They already do that, i'am a DJ and after performing at most large scale venues, i have to fill in a form stating every track i played and which record label its on.

  119. wheres the news? by Jettra · · Score: 1

    Somehow I think a link to a story describing the content of the court room or what was questions the witness was asked would make this story more interesting. Can someone provide this link? or did I just miss it?

  120. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Making a decent-quality CD+g is considerably harder than you think.

    Sure, it's (sometimes) easy to suppress the vocals.

    Now get the words on the screen to sync correctly and smoothly. This is one of the big differences between the quality of discs even among the well-known labels (and probably has as much as "lost sales to piracy" to do with why some of them failed).

  121. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    I confess....when I was younger, and pet rocks were the fad, I found one in the wild and domesticated it myself.

    --
    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  122. Illegal ? Or profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three weeks ago I read in a forum about a Tindersticks concert in my country (Portugal).
    I do not know them before. The forum thread had some videos from youtube that let me very curious about. I went to wikipedia, saw the discography and after that I downloaded 2 or 3 albums from "illegal" sources. After hearing I was so fascinated that I immediately bought a ticket for the concert. Amazing concert !

    Never had the opportunity to go (and buy) to the concert without internet, youtube and "illegal" downloads.

    PS: Sorry for my bad english

  123. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Before someone yells "Oh my, you could compare the rise of aids cases to lost sales and your graph would look the same" just shut up ok? Just shut the fuck up because you're another useless slashdot tool spouting the same "I HAVE A RIGHT TO STEAL OTHERS WORK" retoric that I've read on this fucking site for the last 10 years. There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    I'm now beginning to feel suspicious of the possibility that you may have an agenda.

    He probably doesn't, but I'll bet his employers do.

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  124. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by daveime · · Score: 1

    It's not flied lice ... it's fried rice, you plick !

    Bonus points for naming the movie where that quote came from ;-)

  125. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    I confess....when I was younger, and pet rocks were the fad, I found one in the wild and domesticated it myself.

    I also. But then the little hardcase hit me on the back of the head and took my wallet.

    --
    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  126. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Good! Now we'll have less morons singing Bohemian Rhapsody, Meatloaf and every other 6-8 minute song that everyone insists on doing because people think they are so original.

    I think they pick songs like that (and let's not forget Bye Bye Miss American Pie) because they get to be up on stage and hear the sound of their own voices for that much longer.

    --
    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  127. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    So, if it makes you feel any better, yeah I've stolen music, and I've stolen games.

    So, in other words, you broke into a store or a warehouse and physically removed said goods without authorization?

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  128. Fallacy by pavon · · Score: 1

    You are forgetting that had they not spent that money on flowers, it could have otherwise been spent breaking RIAA lawyer's windows instead. Let's not forget basic economics here, please.

  129. Not a zero-sum game by mangu · · Score: 1

    taking a picture of a car does not give you the same utility as owning the car, so its value is clearly nothing like the value of the car

    What is meant as "theft" is not what I gain, but what I take away from you. If you teach me something, you are not forgetting what you taught me, are you? I gained something valuable, you lost nothing.

    Or are you saying every student steals from his teacher?

    1. Re:Not a zero-sum game by cliffski · · Score: 1

      teachers get paid kid.

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  130. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by easyTree · · Score: 1

    You may think this is off-topic but..

    It's stealing in a moral sense, not a legal sense. But humans don't give a shit if they cheat.

    We're supposed to care about some minor shit like downloading music from a bittorrent site because it's bad but the very people who are telling us it's 'naughty' are invading foreign countries and murdering people to steal their oil.

    There's a single operating space for morality; there isn't 'morality for governments' and 'morality for subjects', there's just 'morality'.

    Lead by example you corrupt pieces of shit!

    </rant>

  131. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by shentino · · Score: 1

    The lesser of two evils is still evil, much like you being a black pot doesn't give the kettle a right to be black as well.

  132. Out with the old. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    Unless you have failed to notice, the system of money exchange is a global, catastrophic failure which leads to economic slavery and villainy. By its very nature, it must self-destruct.

    The notion of sharing energies is the only one which really works, which is why it has been demonized from without and destroyed from within with enormous social programming efforts. If people start sharing, it threatens the system which keeps the elite in power. There is a reason there is such a huge fight going on over copyright. People are seeing that when things are shared openly, certain universal principals come into effect; somehow everybody, both producer and recipient benefit despite all the clever, fear-based economic theory. --I've seen many examples on both the small and large scale. The fear just isn't validated.

    --As a result, I produce tons of stuff for free because I LIKE to. And amazingly, this has led to many non-linear rewards to the point where I have been able to quit my formal job. I was nervous at first, but after the years add up, the emergent pattern becomes impossible to ignore. When you do what you love and you do it well, you can't fail. It's like a theory of motion or energy or something. It might be both.

    People like money because it feels safe, but that's only because they've never known anything different and they've been hammered with endless streams of propaganda and education on the matter and all the connected matters. The paradigm of fear and selfishness doesn't work unless people are strictly controlled. But that system is going to collapse. People will have to learn new systems, and those systems, if people want to survive, will require human contact, love, and the concept of sharing openly without immediate reward. New systems will almost certainly involve wealth markers of some kind; there will always be power-mongers and so there will be continuing problems with slavery and abuse and cycles of collapse. But whatever happens, I can guarantee, people will still make food, art and everything in between, and those who do it well, will always have the option of living in comfort. Why? Because we love them!

    The old system is a giant, hideous failure which can only be endured when people either live in a neurotic state of discordant awareness where they don't think about global slavery, --or if they are broken inside and WANT there to be slavery.

    Move over. There's something better on its way.

    -FL

  133. Nymphadora Tonks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are are you trying to pass on one of those subliminal naming conventions like "Mike Hunt" or "Buster Hymen"?

    1. Re:Nymphadora Tonks? by Michael+Hunt · · Score: 1

      Hope not.

  134. No "fair use" defense under Swedish law by Anders+Andersson · · Score: 2, Informative

    The American generic notion of "fair use" does not exist in Swedish copyright law. The current Copyright Act (which dates from 1960, but has been amended several times since) instead lists a number of exceptions to copyright which may or may not apply in certain situations; here are a few of them:

    • Making temporary copies for technical reasons
    • Making a limited number of copies for personal use
    • Recording your own performances of protected works
    • Making copies for preservation in libraries
    • Making copies in Braille for the blind
    • Quoting reasonable excerpts for context and critique
    • Depicting buildings and art in public areas

    ... the list goes on. Some of these situations may be listed in the U.S. Copyright Act as well (I haven't checked), but for those that aren't, I suppose a defense of fair use could be tried.

    So, if two people sharing a work electronically falls under the umbrella of "fair use" in Sweden, then there can be no contribution to a crime by the TPB guys.

    As long as we discuss "two people", the relevant exception here would be private use (Article 12 of the Swedish Copyright Act). As has been pointed out by AC above, this is a bit hard to claim when someone makes copies for thousands of recipients. However, as the Bittorrent protocol may just as well involve thousands of people making one copy each for another person, I'd say this defense would actually have some merit, depending on other circumstances. If everybody is allowed to make a single copy, you can't prosecute a thousand people for doing exactly that just because the net result is the same as if one of them had made all the copies. Neither can you prosecute someone else for contributing to a collective act which itself doesn't constitute infringement.

    However, this particular defense happens to be moot in the TPB case, because the prosecutor dropped the "contributing to the making of copies" charge already on the second day of the trial. The charge that remains is "contributing to making works available to the public", which is a different kind of infringement, and that does not come with an exception for private use!

    This still doesn't mean the TPB guys will be found guilty, because it's the "contributory" part that seems difficult to prove. Making works available to the public, that's traditionally what a radio station may do, and the kind of "contribution" to that which would correspond to the Pirate Bay is to publish lists of radio stations, their frequencies and broadcast schedules free of charge. And one of those radio stations may actually be operated by King Kong in Cambodia, who hasn't even been called to the witness stand. Illegal or not? The court should tell. Will the World Radio & TV Handbook be next?

  135. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by mqduck · · Score: 1

    I've seen 8 American karaoke labels die in the last 10 years

    and there was much rejoicing.

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    Property is theft.
  136. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by pdbaby · · Score: 1

    I'd like to start by pointing out that I'm not a music pirate - I've bought the sum total of 2 CDs in my life and I own coming up to 3000 songs bought from iTunes. I write code for a living so I'm a firm believer that it's Wrong[tm] to copy stuff without paying for it.

    That said, if you've been on slashdot for 10 years you must know that correlation is not causation. You need to do research where you change one variable and observe the effect on the other.

    Side-bar: in a psych class we were shown the compelling correlation between number of churches in an area and crime in that area. Does this prove that churchgoers are criminals? It ended up being the affluence of the area (of which churchgoing was an indication).
    There are other examples like number of bananas imported into a country and the level of bad mental health (bananas go up, mental health goes up).

    Reasoning people are simply not going to listen to you when you bring up a correlation as your 'proof' (normal people on the street might, but certainly not someone who has a scientific background). Has it occurred to you that things like Rock Band and Guitar Hero are giving people what they want in their homes? It's not traditional karaoke but it's fulfilling a similar need. They've sold millions of copies & they let you get together in a group now

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  137. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Des+Herriott · · Score: 1

    I've seen 8 American karaoke labels die in the last 10 years, and as of now there's only like 3 or 4 left

    You say that like it's a bad thing!

  138. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by yahwotqa · · Score: 1

    Lethal Weapon 4. Please send the bonus points to the Wife of Harry^Hied Pirate Bay Witness.

  139. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Cederic · · Score: 1

    You aren't like my friends.

    We'd far far rather sit at a bar where we can actually talk, hear each other, and not have to put up with someone that only thinks they can sing bleating out some song so crap that we think the world would be better off had it never been written in the first place.

    I think I'm going to have to completely back the AC in his desire that "the entire industry will fall into a pit, burn, and rot the death it deserves."

    In the meantime I'll continue my policy of walking out of any establishment that begins karaoke while I'm in it.

  140. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was nice of you to not mention the drop in interest in Japan with Karaoke and it maybe having something to do with the reduction of completition.

    Or perhaps the possibility that the karaoke formats out there require expensive or bulky equipment in alot of cases or conflicting formats for the equipment. Its alot easier the just download it all to a laptop and use that. Hell even the process of getting discs and ripping them onto a laptop it a royal pain. Its easier to download and use. But noone offers that model. If there was a viable downloadable alternative and a standard format across the industry they may have a chance.

    You also don't happen to mention the mergers of those labels or the fat that the labels themselves are trying to put their competitors out of business.

    Karaoke technology is even more behind the times that the music industry.

    I think your troll label is appropriate. You focused on possible casue for the reduction of the labels and made sure your research gave you the answer you want.

    Way to go fucker.

  141. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by moortak · · Score: 1

    Perhaps he stole at a retail level.

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    Xavier Rabourdin for president 2012
  142. On Intellectual Property and Copyright laws by Corson · · Score: 1

    Copyright laws are in place to protect Intellectual Property (IP) but the latter is a curious animal. Consider this: I pay $4600/year in tax property for my house and I don't make any money by being a house owner. But IP holders don't pay anything for that kind of property, yet they can send a man to jail for "stealing" (=copying) it, even if the "criminal" doesn't sell it. Moreover, the IP holders can make a virtually unlimited number of copies of their property and sell them for profit. That applies to books, music, movies, software, patents. If this is really a new type of property, why was there never a referendum on how it should be dealt with? Why are commercial entities such as RIAA in charge with enforcing laws that a large number of people seem to disagree with? Why is Intellectual Property not subject to taxation?

  143. Could Slashdot get any more biased? by bonch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was just wondering, could Slashdot become any more biased in the stories it covers on the trial? Every single story is on the side of the Pirate Bay. Now we actually get one where we're supposed to feel sorry for the poor, beleaguered witness whom the prosecutors tried to discredit--the horror, a prosecutor doing what prosecutors do! Those big, mean prosecutors actually caused people to send flowers!

    I, for one, hope the people operating the most widely known torrent tracker network in the world get away scott-free so we can continue to rip artists off and not pay them for their work. Let's keep our fingers crossed, eh, Slashdot?

    1. Re:Could Slashdot get any more biased? by mybadluck22 · · Score: 1

      Yeah!

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      If I could rearrange the keyboard, I'd put U and I together.
  144. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by bonch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My favorite justification from pirates is the "obsolete business model" argument. It's like you are purposely ignoring that iTunes and other online music stores have existed for years.

    Your piracy has nothing to do with business models. It's just a selfish act of getting something without having to pay for it. I know you and other pirates invent entire belief systems trying to justify it, but it's all a flimsy foundation to make you not feel guilty. "I'm not the bad guy--the RIAA is for their, uh, 'obsolete business model!' Yeah, that's it!"

    No wonder you posted anonymously.

  145. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

    Those companies should try something novel, like expanding their offerings. For instance, find me one legitimate source for "Flight of the Conchords" karaoke songs or B side Cure songs from the 80's.

    Also, from my experience, most karaoke websites and disks are set up in a very "to the trade" format. The companies don't have a good presence with the end consumer (the singers). They don't market to them either. Ignoring your customers usually does not bode well for you business future.

    If karaoke is taking off like you say, it seems to me that the companies should be adapting their methods to reach the new audience. If they are not, they are acting just like the RIAA and digging their own graves. A particularly neat trick because they can dig so furiously without displacing any of the sand piled around their heads.

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    When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
  146. Illegal != Impossible by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    (on SEK and SEKS) All you need to know is that one can be used to purchase the other.

    Actually, that is illegal in Sweden ;-)

    What does that have to do with anything? ;-)

    1. Re:Illegal != Impossible by 49152 · · Score: 1

      Nothing at all ;-)

      Never said it was impossible, just informing that the action elrous0 suggested is not a legal venture in Sweden (and recently not in Norway either). And I think it was a rather relevant piece of information because SEK is after all the Swedish currency.

      IANAL: But as I understand it selling is still legal, just not buying. But I guess this have had just about the same effect as outlawing drugs...

  147. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    Karaoke bars are built specifically for karaoke. You rent out a room with some friends and it's like your own private studio.

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  148. Rip artists off? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Mate, the artists are not the ones suing.

    But nice rant.

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  149. Pirate Bay Trial CARTOON by pcdisorder · · Score: 0

    Avast Ye Landlubbers, check out my CARTOON about the Pirate Bay Trial http://www.pcdisorder.com/2009/03/pirate-bay-trial-almost-over-before-it.html

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