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  1. I'm thinking of other acronyms on OpenSSL To Undergo Security Audit, Gets Cash For 2 Developers · · Score: 1

    Whoever is hired to fix OpenSSL will instantly receive an NSL to STFU and put in an NSA backdoor.

  2. Getting a signal, can't talk on Hunt Intensifies For Aliens On Kepler's Planets · · Score: 1

    "D...R...I...N...K..."

  3. Shipped devices on Firefox OS Powered Flame Available For Pre-order; Ships Globally · · Score: 1

    I assume I'm not alone in thinking if you order a communications device on-line, there is a slight non-zero chance of it being intercepted during shipment and tampered with by various TLAs.

    Of course, I think the odds of this happening is still dependent on who you are. Say, for example, a Guardian journalist with a company-issued laptop.

    I firmly believe this is why the GCHQ methodically destroyed certain specific areas within their laptops (not just the hard drives): they were obliterating the components they had tampered with during the initial shipment from the factory.

  4. The wealthy olds on Temporary Classrooms Are Bad For the Environment, and Worse For Kids · · Score: 1

    Funny thing about wealth: it accumulates as you age - usually well past the age you still have kids and possibly even grandkids in primary school. This assumes that any of them even _went_ to mere public schools in the first place. But the one-percenters and the upper-upper middle class are the first to complain endlessly about property taxes being too high: the very people who _won't_ be directly affected by shitty schools are the chief architects of their demise.

  5. Proof on WikiLeaks: NSA Recording All Telephone Calls In Afghanistan · · Score: 1

    While it is very probably true, where is the proof that Wikileaks is right about it being Afghanistan? Show me ole' JA isn't just pulling this out of his ass to get a little limelight back from an honorable man that *has* vetted documentation.

  6. Not to mention on The World's Worst Planes: Aircraft Designs That Failed · · Score: 1

    Concorde's main problem was that the USA took against it out of spite, because they didn't like to be beaten in aerospace technology.

    Not to mention the unfounded and cruel rumours the Yanks spread about so-called 'sonic booms'.

  7. Re:Um... McVeigh a hero? You lost me pal on AT&T Hacker 'weev' Demands One Bitcoin For Each Hour He Spent In Jail · · Score: 0, Troll

    Exactly. Had they been around, McVeigh would have probably headed up the Tea-Bagger Terr^H^H^H^H Patriot Militia.

  8. Re:fuck you Jono. on Jono Bacon Leaves Canonical For XPRIZE · · Score: 1

    Keep communitizing the communities with community-based tools, Jono!

  9. In very related news on Witness the Birth of a Meteor Shower · · Score: 1

    Guaranteed Friday night / Saturday morning cloud cover.

  10. Re:Or properly fund the police force on Driverless Cars Could Cripple Law Enforcement Budgets · · Score: 0

    Actually there are a lot of things that could benefit just by being properly funded by taxes.

    Principally, properly funding investigations and prosecutions of corporations and one-percenters hiding their filthy lucre offshore.

  11. Yes and on China Bans Government Purchases of Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    This is in response to the DOJ announcement of indictments against named Chinese military / governmental officials for IP theft and espionage. The Chinese temper-tantrum is just beginning.

  12. Bobcat Goldthwait on Gun Rights Groups Say They Don't Oppose Smart Guns, Just Mandates · · Score: 1

    "The odds of using a gun to defend yourself are statistically tiny. But the odds of getting liquored-up and shooting Mom over an argument about the pot roast are rather high."

  13. State Hospital Workers on Controversial TSA Nudie X-Ray Machines Sent To Prisons · · Score: 1

    I know of civilian workers at a state hospital (basically the only real employer in town) that are forced thru scanning machines at the beginning and end of their shifts, treated no differently than criminals. It wouldn't surprise me if these kind of machines are being used - and the images of the women surreptitiously recorded by the pigs that man them (not to mention the long-term health effects of the daily cooking sessions).

    Few people are more hated in Red States than public employees just trying to eke out a living for their low-income families.

  14. At this rate on Fusion Power By 2020? Researchers Say Yes and Turn To Crowdfunding. · · Score: 1

    I expect to see them on Shark Tank.

    I also love that they changed the name from the British Dragon's Den to Shark Tank, because - what - too satanic sounding for middle America?

  15. Ride Along? on Ohio Prison Shows Pirated Movies To Inmates · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow; that *is* cruel and unusual punishment.

  16. Simple solution on Gen. Keith Alexander On Metadata, Snowden, and the NSA: "We're At Greater Risk" · · Score: 2

    Stop being imperialist, corporate dicks on the international stage (including propping up tin pots du jour just for stinking profits). This will never happen.

    "Avoid foreign entanglements (including Israel)." -- George Washington

  17. Quo Bono on Finding More Than One Worm In the Apple · · Score: 1

    Who benefitted? The TLAs. Accidental, my ass.

  18. Re:Make up your mind! on Comcast Predicts Usage Cap Within 5 Years · · Score: 1

    Heck, our new Sony 3D TV has had three software updates itself in 6 months.

    One of them from the NSA.

  19. Open Source, my copious backside on Autodesk Unveils 3d Printer As It Aims To Become Industry's Android · · Score: 2

    'The printer is a bona fide attempt to prove the interoperability and open source nature of Autodesk's platform,says Pete Basiliere.'

    'Please ignore the fact that we still require you to run Microsoft Excel to fully use Autodesk Inventor.'

  20. Re:Global warming on The Shrinking Giant Red Spot of Jupiter · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Must be global warming...

    Thanks, Obama!

  21. Gaffigan on The Physics of Hot Pockets · · Score: 1

    "We offer a Hot Pocket; the outside is boiling lava-hot and the inside is frozen solid."
    "Will it burn the roof of my mouth?"
    "Oh, it will destroy it. Everything will take like plastic for a week."
    "I'll have the Hot Pocket."

  22. Do an honest comparison on Netcraft: Microsoft Closing In On Apache Web Server Lead · · Score: 2

    Which one probably has more NSA backdoors?

  23. London streets on London Black Cabs Threaten Chaos To Stop Uber · · Score: 1

    Doug Stanhope has a fabulous bit on the streets of London and WWII.

  24. Take heed on How Dumb Policies Scare Tech Giants Away From Federal Projects · · Score: 1

    Given the willful and unpunished abuses against all of us by the NSA, et al... do we really want the national government in toto to be world-class in IT?

  25. But first on ACLU and EFF Endorse Weaker USA Freedom Act Passed By Committee · · Score: 1

    I've always said that when the bill to re-institute slavery comes, it will be called the "Full Employment and Housing for Minorities Act."

    But first will be the "Women's Total Control Over Their Own Bodies Act", right after Roberts/Scalia/Thomas overturn Roe v. Wade, which at their present rate of terrorism, will be within the year.