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  1. Re:Right on. on Game Developers: Stop Overpromising · · Score: 1

    Zelda on the N64 is still as good as it was a couple of years ago (as long as you play it for the first time).

    It's still as good as it ever was even if it's the 5th time you've played through it.

  2. Re:Thanks, Neal! on Neal Stephenson Responds With Wit and Humor · · Score: 1

    Heh! no problem :) Surely, though, the noun should have been "pretentiousness"?

  3. Re:Uh no on MP3 Going the Way of the 8-Track? · · Score: 1

    ...like Australia, for example.

  4. Re:Thanks, Neal! on Neal Stephenson Responds With Wit and Humor · · Score: 1

    OK, so you want to criticise Stephenson for being pretentious... and the manner you choose is to post:

    Pretense, thy name is Neal.

    :)

  5. Re:Zappa lives! on Jon Stewart on CNN's Crossfire · · Score: 1

    That's EXACTLY what I thought!

  6. Re:iPod Killer? on Holiday Competition For iPod Dollars · · Score: 1

    To overtake the Ipod, these devices have to offer an management solution that is more user-friendly than the combination of Ipod and Itunes. I can't see it happening. If ever there was a justification for the Apple marketing slogan "Insanely Great", it's Ipod and Itunes together.

  7. Re:Google != F3 on Google Launches Desktop Search Tool · · Score: 1

    Comparing Outlook's Find function with Google Desktop's search of Outlook data is comparing a steamroller with a Ferrari. If I want to find a specific email based on a text search, using Outlook, I set it searching and go make a cup of coffee. If I want to find a specific email based on a text search, using Google Desktop, I click and it's there.

  8. Re:Whatever on Virgin's New iPod Rival · · Score: 1

    Music companies regard MPEG-4 AAC as a viable music format, and I can't see Windows Media Player supporting it any time soon.

  9. Re:No, it's not a slippery slope on China Rewards Porn Snitches · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    it's fairly obvious that that sort of thing has never been acceptable

    Maybe where YOU live. Outside the United States of Puritan Wack-jobs, it's fairly obvious that that sort of thing is totally innocuous. The only interesting thing about the incident was the way that Americans seemed to lose their minds over it.

  10. Re:'Greatest and Luckiest of Mortals' is crap on The Greatest And The Luckiest Of Mortals · · Score: 1

    He saw his wife's pussy the first conjugal night and never looked at her ever again. He never ever had sex cos the sight of pubic hair made him very very sick.

    Can you imagine what a Tudor pubic region would look and smell like? Remember, we're talking about a culture in which everyone knew that bathing gave you the plague.

    I suspect that if I had seen his wife's pussy -- hell, any pussy of the time -- I would never want to have sex again.

  11. I can see the promo now... on Doom Movie Scriptwriter Dave Callaham Interviewed · · Score: 1

    "Demons killed his favorite parents...

    "Big mistake."

  12. Re:Huh? on Internet Censorship in Australia? · · Score: 1

    Agreed.

  13. Re:Kevin Smith, eh? on Star Wars TV Show · · Score: 1

    One word: BLACK RAGE

  14. Re:What the hell on Computer Viruses Cripple Colorado DMV · · Score: 1

    That's no webserver... that's a SPACE STATION!

  15. Re:I might one day read the Baroque cycle... on The System of the World · · Score: 1

    Card illustrates what might have happened to Herbert if (a) Herbert had written every book as a piece of proselytizing Mormon propaganda, and (b) wanted to convince everyone that Russia is the source of all evil.

    Seriously, Card has two storylines: the one where trusting in Jebus is the answer to everything, and the one where Russians want to take over the world. Sometimes (see "Ender's Shadow") it's both.

  16. Re:Impatience and gamergeeks. on No Half-Life 2 on Steam? · · Score: 1

    A reliable source once revealed to me that for the first year or so of the game's availability, id Software made more money out of Half-Life than Valve did. Valve sure looks to have signed on a lot of "new band's first album" bottom lines.

  17. Re:Buy Them Out on Beatles vs Apple · · Score: 1

    The point is, Apple agreed in 1991 not to enter the music industry. Apple broke that agreement, and is getting taken to court for breaking the agreement -- not for having a confusing company name.

  18. Re:What about on Muppets Named Top Scientists · · Score: 1

    Magnus would definitely get my vote :)

    (Also showing MY age!)

  19. Re:Killer app? on Is Tableau The Next Google? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Beer for Dolphins?

  20. Re:google..... on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes! The problem of not being able to visit websites can be avoided with a quick visit to a website!

    No... wait...

  21. Re:This isn't counter strike 2, just CS: Source on A Look at the CounterStrike Source Beta · · Score: 1

    > the most popular video (game) of all time on this planet.

    Puh-LEASE. Counter-Strike is the most popular online multiplayer first-person-shooter game. That is a very different thing. A couple of reality checks for you:

    1. For every PERSON playing Counter-Strike online right now, there is probably a Starcraft GAME full of players in progress on Battle.Net.

    2. Sales of Half-Life and retail Counter-Strike combined are tiny compared with sales of console titles such as Gran Turismo (which, last time I checked, had done about four times Half-Life's numbers).

  22. Re:Don't the laws of computing make it... on SHA-0 Broken, MD5 Rumored Broken · · Score: 1

    > Suppose your faster CPU inspires you to move from 128-bit keys to 256-bit. What happens to the guy trying to decrypt your message? He now has to work 68,056,473,384,187,692,692,674,921,486,354,000,000 times as long, even if he buys the 5x faster CPU.

    Which is why it's a lot easier to buy a gun instead and hold it to your wife's head while asking for the passphrase. The algorithm is the HARDEST part of any cryptosystem to attack -- the fleshy bits are the easiest.

  23. News for Nerds. on Celebrity Casting For LOTR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stuff that matters.

  24. Re:Work Computers on Doom 3 System Requirements Revealed · · Score: 1

    > For my users, 512mb is massive overkill

    I guess none of your users have Photoshop 6 installed then...

  25. Re:thats it? on Doom 3 System Requirements Revealed · · Score: 1

    A working install of Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction requires four CDs -- the three Diablo 2 discs and one extra for the expansion content.