I'll second that. Take them and their douche of the year too! Say, if Yahoo is laying off so many people, why are they trying to hire contractors and such? I keep getting calls about doing admin work for them, but I'm not the type of rat that jumps onto a sinking ship...
Speaking as someone who hasn't been sick since 2006 and I NEVER get a stupid flu shot, you may be on to something there. Part of it is to not bother with medications and having a superior immune system untouched by anti-bacterial products. That and a complete belief that I cannot get sick anymore. That's all it takes. A strong will and immune system that gets exposed to all sorts of real-world bacteria and flu bugs is all you need. Stop getting sick, you weak fucktards!
They do let you choose your desktop/laptop OS from Mac, Win, or Linux as an employee. Most of their in-house wares are custom built, and their Unix of choice is AIX. They are mostly an IBM shop on the back-end, I can't remember if it was Linux for the front-facing boxen though. I had a technical interview there in late 2009, which is where my info comes from.
Back in the 60s he invented the Gasoline Pill, which converts water into gasoline right in your tank! Unfortunately he lost the formula, so that's why there's a prize now.
There's nothing that Grandpa Munster, The Professor from Gilligan's Island, or Scotty can't solve with their engineering geniusness!
Fellow mad scientists and evil doers, take note! Be sure and sign your manifesto ONLY if you want the credit up front, otherwise nix the author name field and take down the neon "We're Anonymous in here!" sign off the storefront. Good ideas both. Good luck, sirs!
My point exactly! WTF was this awful website anyway?
We can learn from the Wikipedia that it was: Gawker is a blog based in New York City that bills itself as "the source for daily Manhattan media news and gossip" and focuses on celebrities and the media industry.
So, good, I was RIGHT in not giving two shits about this hack or the dozens of shitheads who bothered to create logins on a fucking useless blog site of nonsense and shitheadery(a word I had to make up to convey my lack of concern for those asshat users and their moronic blog hosts).
EVERYONE lock down your BSD boxen and prepare for Thermonuclear War!!1!
Do I want to play a game? NO!
Many eyes only works when the many eyes give two shits and are not worthless lackeys only pretend to have coding sK1llz. I know, I put all sorts of wacky references and useless nonsense into my Perl scriptings, and no one ever says a word. If my hat was black, someone's enterprise would be so screwed.
Is that you, Hamburgler? Trying to frame Ronald again? For shame. No burgers for you, sir!
If this had been a loss of important data, heads would roll. In this case, the status of my McDonald's Monopoly Game tokens may have leaked to the public eye and Mark Zukerburg strikes again. Why do we even need passwords anymore? All data is now public... 8^)
Too late, Windows instances are being funneled into VMware clusters at a high rate, at least in my data centers here in enterprise land. The population of Windows instances also land on some dedicated blade servers, but not many in the big picture. The future of Windows in the enterprise looks to be one of the many hosted OSes in the VMware framework. Being slightly more work to care for, they will eventually phase themselves out of the data center in the long-run, being relegated to the desktop, if at all. Don't mind me though, I'm from the *nix side of the house and tend to think in terms of doom and gloom for my Windows counterparts.:) Your mileage may vary.
NO SSH?!?! That's even funnier! Does the tcpdump give you any info on when the motherboard for the tape drive controller and back-plane are going to melt down in a heap of bubbling goo?
This is probably a mistake. A real backdoor would have a snazzier passwd as well as its code buried where someone would not easily spot it. Or a special customer service generated one, like every other company worth their salt.
I was just going to ask how he knew so much about my ex-wife! Words to live by. There's plenty of adversity for the intrepid American working class, not dodging bullets and suicide bomber like in more radical countries, but not a cake-walk by any standard. There are some of us Americans who aren't obese, gun-toting wackos, shopping at Wal^Mart and buying the Dubbya memoirs while thinking how we can get our smarter relatives to consider a big-titted idiot to be a suitable presidential candidate. There's at least 12 of us that I know of, so this assumption is only 92% accurate giving my personal population sample. 8^)
You give up control of your own data so easily. Why not save your data in the "crowd" too? 8^) Personally, I only let crap data live in the "clouds." Like email, video game libraries and scores, and that's it. For actual info I need, I back that up and keep it local, near-line, and off-site too. Keeping your data in someone other entity's data center is saying you trust whoever it is they decide to hire to keep your data safe. Good luck with that! My data is safer no where else but in my hands and storage places, because I actually value it and know the limitations and risks involved with choosing a storage medium. Your data must not be that important, or you don't really care about it that much.
I just launched "MyAssLeaks", and I've already gotten 2 [s]hits!
Sir, subscribe me to your newsletter, post haste! I would do that myself, but I've just spilled some Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz and need to clean that up.
Bullshit. Name one person who has died because of a Wikileak? Furthermore, the people who are claiming this as some kind of crime are sadly mistaken. We need more sites like Wikileaks to expose the bullshit that you're apologizing for. My taxes pay for the backroom dealings; I want that out in the open for all to see. Transparency is a bitch, when you've got something to hide, friend. What are you trying to hide or cover-up?
How can this be? Only our best and brightest peers get to sit in that stupid box for way too long listening to a bunch of nonsense about something they could give to shits about, then make a decision that's fair. All the peers you WOULD want to sit there (if you're the one in court) will get removed by your courtroom adversary, or themselves anyway. What's left are those that could not come up with a good excuse to get out of the duty, and have nothing but time to waste pretending to do a public service that would be better served from a pool of paid peers. Unless you have a shitload of money, then you get a good lawyer and he'll fight for some "good jurors" for you at least. Good justice is served to those that can afford it. If not, you're fucked. AND they have to keep the jurors off the Internet. Face it, it's broken, or borken.
And we all know, far too well, that you can't make wine from used panties... soup, yes, but not wine.:( WHEN will the tyranny end!?!1!
That said, I expect to be able to ride my scooter into the nearest Wal@Mart and purchase hefty quantities, or quantitties if you prefer, of said spirits, firearms (that's guns actual Wal*Martkateers), a wide selection of clean media choices that don't challenge the narrow inded, and all manner of fattening treats. We do not want to be bothered with questionable ideas (anything that upsets my fragile American nature; like being tolerant, liberals, science, paying taxes, etc.), pornography, things that obviously need censorship but somehow made it to the shelves anyway, or high prices.:)
I've just found a new place to hang out! Holy crap those are funny! The "One Friday, Without the Milk" review is just stunning and brilliant. I'm brilliantly stunned. More fake products, please! And pass me a hearty tumbler of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, because that's what life's about, friend. Good friends, good reviews, and Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. Now, more than ever, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.
This post brought to you by the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz advisory board of Italy.
Not me. I'd be wondering why I live in a shithole and the government makes a ton of money off my hard work... I'd probably just jump off the Foxconn building. I wouldn't be the first or last to pick death over living like a slave. Ask the people of Tibet, or the protesters at Tienanmen Square what they think about China? At least in the US I can call my government on their actions, Gitmo, Wikileaks, all of it. I'm free to say that's wrong and do something about it. In China you just smile and take it, or end up in a jail to correct your "patriotism." You need to get a clue.
I'm an American. And I'll tell you that Team America World Police was a documentary! We've got a lot of screwed up shitheads voting for long-legged, big-boobed dingbats and tea bagger idiots here, so give us a break. Stupid people breed faster than smart ones. We need to reverse the helmet and seatbelt laws and let "nature" take its course. Our leaders are not our best and brightest, they are our loudest and greediest. Thank goodness for Wikileaks to point a spotlight into the shithole that is our government backroom in action. Democrats and republicans? Two biggest bunch of fucking crooks the world may never see. Anyone who says different is not an actual American, just a douchebag apologist out to protect criminals posing as public servants.
for me to do a Symantec virus check on the whole MS cloud! This could take a while...
Seriously, good luck with all that migrationess! Irate users are quite quick to point out your failurings. I'll say a quick prayer for your users:
O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit these kind and decent users into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give them a break.
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I'll second that. Take them and their douche of the year too! Say, if Yahoo is laying off so many people, why are they trying to hire contractors and such? I keep getting calls about doing admin work for them, but I'm not the type of rat that jumps onto a sinking ship...
Speaking as someone who hasn't been sick since 2006 and I NEVER get a stupid flu shot, you may be on to something there. Part of it is to not bother with medications and having a superior immune system untouched by anti-bacterial products. That and a complete belief that I cannot get sick anymore. That's all it takes. A strong will and immune system that gets exposed to all sorts of real-world bacteria and flu bugs is all you need. Stop getting sick, you weak fucktards!
They do let you choose your desktop/laptop OS from Mac, Win, or Linux as an employee. Most of their in-house wares are custom built, and their Unix of choice is AIX. They are mostly an IBM shop on the back-end, I can't remember if it was Linux for the front-facing boxen though. I had a technical interview there in late 2009, which is where my info comes from.
Back in the 60s he invented the Gasoline Pill, which converts water into gasoline right in your tank! Unfortunately he lost the formula, so that's why there's a prize now.
There's nothing that Grandpa Munster, The Professor from Gilligan's Island, or Scotty can't solve with their engineering geniusness!
NO, I'm Alex Tapanaris...
Fellow mad scientists and evil doers, take note! Be sure and sign your manifesto ONLY if you want the credit up front, otherwise nix the author name field and take down the neon "We're Anonymous in here!" sign off the storefront. Good ideas both. Good luck, sirs!
Deep 13, out.
I think of it as more like dancing in a rattlesnake pit. It's a funny dance, but it does not last very long.
I also like to say my scripts are as awesome as a unicorn that shits out Milk Duds.
Analogies are fun, aren't they!
Mmmmmmm... unsalted passwords.
My point exactly! WTF was this awful website anyway?
We can learn from the Wikipedia that it was:
Gawker is a blog based in New York City that bills itself as "the source for daily Manhattan media news and gossip" and focuses on celebrities and the media industry.
So, good, I was RIGHT in not giving two shits about this hack or the dozens of shitheads who bothered to create logins on a fucking useless blog site of nonsense and shitheadery(a word I had to make up to convey my lack of concern for those asshat users and their moronic blog hosts).
Let the douchery commence!
That's all we needed to know...
EVERYONE lock down your BSD boxen and prepare for Thermonuclear War!!1!
Do I want to play a game? NO!
Many eyes only works when the many eyes give two shits and are not worthless lackeys only pretend to have coding sK1llz. I know, I put all sorts of wacky references and useless nonsense into my Perl scriptings, and no one ever says a word. If my hat was black, someone's enterprise would be so screwed.
Is that you, Hamburgler? Trying to frame Ronald again? For shame. No burgers for you, sir!
If this had been a loss of important data, heads would roll. In this case, the status of my McDonald's Monopoly Game tokens may have leaked to the public eye and Mark Zukerburg strikes again. Why do we even need passwords anymore? All data is now public... 8^)
It's being recalled due to a firmware backdoor password security problem!
Too late, Windows instances are being funneled into VMware clusters at a high rate, at least in my data centers here in enterprise land. The population of Windows instances also land on some dedicated blade servers, but not many in the big picture. The future of Windows in the enterprise looks to be one of the many hosted OSes in the VMware framework. Being slightly more work to care for, they will eventually phase themselves out of the data center in the long-run, being relegated to the desktop, if at all. Don't mind me though, I'm from the *nix side of the house and tend to think in terms of doom and gloom for my Windows counterparts. :) Your mileage may vary.
NO SSH?!?! That's even funnier! Does the tcpdump give you any info on when the motherboard for the tape drive controller and back-plane are going to melt down in a heap of bubbling goo?
This is probably a mistake. A real backdoor would have a snazzier passwd as well as its code buried where someone would not easily spot it. Or a special customer service generated one, like every other company worth their salt.
I was just going to ask how he knew so much about my ex-wife! Words to live by. There's plenty of adversity for the intrepid American working class, not dodging bullets and suicide bomber like in more radical countries, but not a cake-walk by any standard. There are some of us Americans who aren't obese, gun-toting wackos, shopping at Wal^Mart and buying the Dubbya memoirs while thinking how we can get our smarter relatives to consider a big-titted idiot to be a suitable presidential candidate. There's at least 12 of us that I know of, so this assumption is only 92% accurate giving my personal population sample. 8^)
You give up control of your own data so easily. Why not save your data in the "crowd" too? 8^) Personally, I only let crap data live in the "clouds." Like email, video game libraries and scores, and that's it. For actual info I need, I back that up and keep it local, near-line, and off-site too. Keeping your data in someone other entity's data center is saying you trust whoever it is they decide to hire to keep your data safe. Good luck with that! My data is safer no where else but in my hands and storage places, because I actually value it and know the limitations and risks involved with choosing a storage medium. Your data must not be that important, or you don't really care about it that much.
I just launched "MyAssLeaks", and I've already gotten 2 [s]hits!
Sir, subscribe me to your newsletter, post haste! I would do that myself, but I've just spilled some Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz and need to clean that up.
Bullshit. Name one person who has died because of a Wikileak? Furthermore, the people who are claiming this as some kind of crime are sadly mistaken. We need more sites like Wikileaks to expose the bullshit that you're apologizing for. My taxes pay for the backroom dealings; I want that out in the open for all to see. Transparency is a bitch, when you've got something to hide, friend. What are you trying to hide or cover-up?
How can this be? Only our best and brightest peers get to sit in that stupid box for way too long listening to a bunch of nonsense about something they could give to shits about, then make a decision that's fair. All the peers you WOULD want to sit there (if you're the one in court) will get removed by your courtroom adversary, or themselves anyway. What's left are those that could not come up with a good excuse to get out of the duty, and have nothing but time to waste pretending to do a public service that would be better served from a pool of paid peers. Unless you have a shitload of money, then you get a good lawyer and he'll fight for some "good jurors" for you at least. Good justice is served to those that can afford it. If not, you're fucked.
AND they have to keep the jurors off the Internet. Face it, it's broken, or borken.
And we all know, far too well, that you can't make wine from used panties... soup, yes, but not wine. :( WHEN will the tyranny end!?!1!
That said, I expect to be able to ride my scooter into the nearest Wal@Mart and purchase hefty quantities, or quantitties if you prefer, of said spirits, firearms (that's guns actual Wal*Martkateers), a wide selection of clean media choices that don't challenge the narrow inded, and all manner of fattening treats. We do not want to be bothered with questionable ideas (anything that upsets my fragile American nature; like being tolerant, liberals, science, paying taxes, etc.), pornography, things that obviously need censorship but somehow made it to the shelves anyway, or high prices. :)
I've just found a new place to hang out! Holy crap those are funny! The "One Friday, Without the Milk" review is just stunning and brilliant. I'm brilliantly stunned. More fake products, please! And pass me a hearty tumbler of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, because that's what life's about, friend. Good friends, good reviews, and Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. Now, more than ever, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.
This post brought to you by the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz advisory board of Italy.
Are you posting this to mock the ridiculous deep links that Amazon generates? If so, mission accomplished!
Not me. I'd be wondering why I live in a shithole and the government makes a ton of money off my hard work... I'd probably just jump off the Foxconn building. I wouldn't be the first or last to pick death over living like a slave. Ask the people of Tibet, or the protesters at Tienanmen Square what they think about China? At least in the US I can call my government on their actions, Gitmo, Wikileaks, all of it. I'm free to say that's wrong and do something about it. In China you just smile and take it, or end up in a jail to correct your "patriotism." You need to get a clue.
I'm an American. And I'll tell you that Team America World Police was a documentary! We've got a lot of screwed up shitheads voting for long-legged, big-boobed dingbats and tea bagger idiots here, so give us a break. Stupid people breed faster than smart ones. We need to reverse the helmet and seatbelt laws and let "nature" take its course. Our leaders are not our best and brightest, they are our loudest and greediest. Thank goodness for Wikileaks to point a spotlight into the shithole that is our government backroom in action. Democrats and republicans? Two biggest bunch of fucking crooks the world may never see. Anyone who says different is not an actual American, just a douchebag apologist out to protect criminals posing as public servants.
Oh SNAP!!1!
You shouldn't of come back. You'se a liability, CJ.
My favorite is to sneak into the neighboring countryside and steal some sweet police trucks, or steal the jet and make an illegal visit to fake Vegas.
for me to do a Symantec virus check on the whole MS cloud! This could take a while...
Seriously, good luck with all that migrationess! Irate users are quite quick to point out your failurings. I'll say a quick prayer for your users:
O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit these kind and decent users into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give them a break.