This is JUST what those asshole xtians were screaming about on the TV evangelism shows to have happen (as if miracles are real). Yet they will neglect the true heroes of Japanese medical science and go right on to thanking "god" when their quadriplegic grandmother gets the "cure" for falling down the stairs. Hypocrites should all remain paralyzed. It just makes sense.
Hogwash. It MUST be true because they have successfully solved the time-travel paradox and are successfully not interfering with our timeline.
Can't wait to get my sonic screwdriver. No more missing bits! No trying to figure out if that's a security torx #8 or a mini-phillips head!
However for a TARDIS we need a few key technologies, unless we end up stealing one: Briode Nebuliser, Time Rotor, Dimensional Stabilizer, Telepathic Circuit, Chameleon Circuit, Translation Circuit, Perception Filter, Force Field generator, Temporal Grace generator, Cloister Bell, Tribophysical Waveform Macro Kinetic Extrapolator (better make 2, it sounds fragile), and a Hostile Action Displacement System
And one fake TimeLord warning sticker, for added effect: Authorised for use by qualified Time Lords only by the Shadow Proclamation, Misuse or Theft of any TARDIS will result in extreme penalties and possible exile.
So, what's to keep the offenders from disabling the GPS and using it for their own non-denominational service? Why not deploy flying drones to combat the would-be evil doers? What about the effect of CMEs on the GPS unit in Baby Jesus' head?
Do not want; ads. I can find a product just fine. Make more noise, and I avoid your product. Pretty simple. Advertising is a waste of time and money, but not people. The people in advertising are just a waste of air and should be sewn together to make a protective CME shield for the Earth. Thank you.
We're all dead from the last CME. This is a very elaborate dream-like state you're having just like in Brainstorm when they recorded that dead brain on the optical tape machine thing. Just go into the light... we can't keep this hallucination going for much longer.
I've got the iPod Touch (1st gen) a DSi (my daughter has one too) and a PSP. The PSP is hands down the most capable of the three for one single killer app; GT4. The analog stick, the huge number of cars, lots of tracks, great gameplay, great graphics, it kicks Mario Kart so hard in the ass. Next is the DSi, good combo input methods, although no analog input (other then touch screen) and no GT4, nice GTA:Chinatown Wars though, but also available on the PSP, and some good titles here and there. The DS download store blows very hard though. Never tried the PSP store, but then Sony blows very hard and I would suspect it does too. Last is the iPod, some really cute games, but nothing that makes me want to play them anymore (except video poker) or ever go back to the lame app store.
I would not get a PSP2 or PSPhone though. PSP is ruined with each lame update from Sony. Same with the DSi, Nintendo and Sony care too much about their lock-in, and not so much about their customers wishes; like open-developer and homebrew games, download store backwards compatibility to previous firmware verions, ability to transfer d/l titles to another system... only the fucking basics.:(
So, I'm guessing my next handheld will be from a company I already hate...
I'm saying yes, and no.:) Just because I'm a prick! Seriously, many cool innovations are made possible by the new multi-touch input devices and gyros/accelerometers. HOWEVER (a big however), some game genres suffer greatly at the expense of said new input methods and devices. I can name one; driving games suck balls on the iPhone. The touch screen can't make a decent "virtual steering wheel" (slow and blocks the already tiny view) and the accelerometer-based input makes the screen tilt so much it ruins the view of driving on it. Any game that relies on the view of the screen *and* a real, separate input device (wheel, stick, buttons) can't work on a device with a touch screen. No virtual button can take the place of a real, mechanical switch on a good joystick. Mouse games, sure pointing and twisting work great. When I want to play a fast action game though, give me some buttons and a clear view of my goals.
Also, you can tell how crappy a game's accelerometer methods are by trying to lie on your back, or side, and play the game; shit-methods break when the 'celerometer inputs expect you to be sitting upright and I consider that to be a fail for the dev. Try again you lazy douche, and give me my $1 back.
Most awesome! May I also subscribe, multiple times, to your newsletter?
I look forward to orphaning all the perfectly good hardware I own in favor of a paperless, flying-car world of handheld delights and not very good copy or pasting or printing... what's scanning? Well, that's something we used to do with a thing called a USB serial port that our plamtop vendors forgot to equip us with. Now we "scan" by taking a picture of the page you want copied, then upload it thru email to your facetwit account, then convert it into a textless PDF, and we're done... almost. Now, download it again on a real computer and print via an actual USB port connected to a printer(not over wireless where we lose many features), and we're done. Hooray, we are teh suck!
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm off to purchase every doorknob at OSH...
And we have freedom of speech, but they didn't say anything about the Intertubes!!1!
You're right, your argument is not well stated. Try again.
Your fear is showing. Grow up and start thinking like an American, or move to Afganistan where only one religious view is needed, and you can depend on your low taxes to not be used on such silly things as a modern infrastructure.
what happens when a capsule full of something like corn syrup breaks?
I don't know, call it Corn Sugar and look in the other direction?
How about send in some carbonated water and cola flavoring and let the soda blow out the "tubes!" Free soda day! Everybody wins, except the tube cleaning bots.
No, TCP-like! Once the first canister gets diverted, or destroyed, and I send a N-ACK, a second one with my reprovisioned Garlic Triscuts, Peperoni sticks, and egg nog will be resent. This is more like Brazil than the Jetsons (food dispenser in-house) but I'll take it. When does my crap get here?
Nice! I taught my daughter to say "Hey, there's the guy who died from taking too many drugs!" when he comes on in those tacky "flashback" commercials, with Billy in the background doing his shtick while his successor crams the killer product down my throat.
The more documents they try to hide, the more will slip through their fingers...
The more whistle-blowers the better for the American Peoples, and that's me. These brave hosters are the first of a new generation of forced transparency that will make the corrupt assholes think twice about committing their crimes on me through their secret deals and back-room bullshit. Get your fucking business out in the open, my fucking taxes are paying for it, and I DEMAND TO SEE THE FUCKING DATA!!1!
Thank you Wikileaks and this new venture! You are doing for Americans what the FOIA cannot.
If you disagree, you might not be a real American. If so, fuck right off.
The initial list of equipment seized is as follows: 1 Kaypro 386 1 box of 1.4MB floppy disks 1 VBS Scripting for Dummies 1 box of Star Wars Kleenex 1 bag of Peanut M&Ms 1 high-back executive desk chair with two missing casters 1 copy of Penthouse Forum from April 1986 1 Wal*Mart computer desk 4 Star Wars Attack of the Clones action figures 1 spring-loaded Star Wars Light Saber (Mace Windu model)
Please post more items when they become known/available through the press. Thank you.
Obviously this super 1337 h@X0r is of the smooth, x86-pimp ilk to fake his own arrest! Damn, that guy is G00D!!1! I'll bet he did this with a sweet VBS script. Props to da M@N!!1!
Seriously, this is the best the Tea Baggers can muster? This is pathetic, at best.
Technically, if you've got extra wires hanging out of your Trojan Printer, you just might be the biggest idiot in fuckheadland. Integrate your spyshit to the motherboard and feed off the built-in network connection and power system! Sorry, I don't click on *world.com articles due to high ad noise and shitty page layout, but I get the drift, Ned. Not even close. NEXT?!
Basically, what's been going on for the past 80+ years or so. I'm reminded of a funny saying about privacy; "why hide/encrypt if you've done nothing wrong?" Right?
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This is JUST what those asshole xtians were screaming about on the TV evangelism shows to have happen (as if miracles are real). Yet they will neglect the true heroes of Japanese medical science and go right on to thanking "god" when their quadriplegic grandmother gets the "cure" for falling down the stairs. Hypocrites should all remain paralyzed. It just makes sense.
Science +1
Religion -5
See you in hell, Pat Roberson!
Hogwash. It MUST be true because they have successfully solved the time-travel paradox and are successfully not interfering with our timeline.
Can't wait to get my sonic screwdriver. No more missing bits! No trying to figure out if that's a security torx #8 or a mini-phillips head!
However for a TARDIS we need a few key technologies, unless we end up stealing one:
Briode Nebuliser, Time Rotor, Dimensional Stabilizer, Telepathic Circuit, Chameleon Circuit, Translation Circuit, Perception Filter, Force Field generator, Temporal Grace generator, Cloister Bell, Tribophysical Waveform Macro Kinetic Extrapolator (better make 2, it sounds fragile), and a Hostile Action Displacement System
And one fake TimeLord warning sticker, for added effect:
Authorised for use by qualified Time Lords only by the Shadow Proclamation, Misuse or Theft of any TARDIS will result in extreme penalties and possible exile.
So, what's to keep the offenders from disabling the GPS and using it for their own non-denominational service? Why not deploy flying drones to combat the would-be evil doers? What about the effect of CMEs on the GPS unit in Baby Jesus' head?
Thanks for the tip on Ghostery! I'll add that the Anonymizer Nevercookie addon is now in the Mozilla addon directory, version 0.1 mind you.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/260205/
Do not want; ads. I can find a product just fine. Make more noise, and I avoid your product. Pretty simple. Advertising is a waste of time and money, but not people. The people in advertising are just a waste of air and should be sewn together to make a protective CME shield for the Earth. Thank you.
We're all dead from the last CME. This is a very elaborate dream-like state you're having just like in Brainstorm when they recorded that dead brain on the optical tape machine thing. Just go into the light... we can't keep this hallucination going for much longer.
I've got the iPod Touch (1st gen) a DSi (my daughter has one too) and a PSP. The PSP is hands down the most capable of the three for one single killer app; GT4. The analog stick, the huge number of cars, lots of tracks, great gameplay, great graphics, it kicks Mario Kart so hard in the ass. Next is the DSi, good combo input methods, although no analog input (other then touch screen) and no GT4, nice GTA:Chinatown Wars though, but also available on the PSP, and some good titles here and there. The DS download store blows very hard though. Never tried the PSP store, but then Sony blows very hard and I would suspect it does too. Last is the iPod, some really cute games, but nothing that makes me want to play them anymore (except video poker) or ever go back to the lame app store.
I would not get a PSP2 or PSPhone though. PSP is ruined with each lame update from Sony. Same with the DSi, Nintendo and Sony care too much about their lock-in, and not so much about their customers wishes; like open-developer and homebrew games, download store backwards compatibility to previous firmware verions, ability to transfer d/l titles to another system... only the fucking basics. :(
So, I'm guessing my next handheld will be from a company I already hate...
I'm saying yes, and no. :) Just because I'm a prick! Seriously, many cool innovations are made possible by the new multi-touch input devices and gyros/accelerometers. HOWEVER (a big however), some game genres suffer greatly at the expense of said new input methods and devices. I can name one; driving games suck balls on the iPhone. The touch screen can't make a decent "virtual steering wheel" (slow and blocks the already tiny view) and the accelerometer-based input makes the screen tilt so much it ruins the view of driving on it. Any game that relies on the view of the screen *and* a real, separate input device (wheel, stick, buttons) can't work on a device with a touch screen. No virtual button can take the place of a real, mechanical switch on a good joystick. Mouse games, sure pointing and twisting work great. When I want to play a fast action game though, give me some buttons and a clear view of my goals.
Also, you can tell how crappy a game's accelerometer methods are by trying to lie on your back, or side, and play the game; shit-methods break when the 'celerometer inputs expect you to be sitting upright and I consider that to be a fail for the dev. Try again you lazy douche, and give me my $1 back.
Most awesome! May I also subscribe, multiple times, to your newsletter?
I look forward to orphaning all the perfectly good hardware I own in favor of a paperless, flying-car world of handheld delights and not very good copy or pasting or printing... what's scanning? Well, that's something we used to do with a thing called a USB serial port that our plamtop vendors forgot to equip us with. Now we "scan" by taking a picture of the page you want copied, then upload it thru email to your facetwit account, then convert it into a textless PDF, and we're done... almost. Now, download it again on a real computer and print via an actual USB port connected to a printer(not over wireless where we lose many features), and we're done. Hooray, we are teh suck!
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm off to purchase every doorknob at OSH...
And we have freedom of speech, but they didn't say anything about the Intertubes!!1!
You're right, your argument is not well stated. Try again.
Your fear is showing. Grow up and start thinking like an American, or move to Afganistan where only one religious view is needed, and you can depend on your low taxes to not be used on such silly things as a modern infrastructure.
what happens when a capsule full of something like corn syrup breaks?
I don't know, call it Corn Sugar and look in the other direction?
How about send in some carbonated water and cola flavoring and let the soda blow out the "tubes!" Free soda day! Everybody wins, except the tube cleaning bots.
All your foodtubes are belong to us! And we're fucking STUFFED... no more cheezburgs! Send Pepto Bismol!
No, TCP-like! Once the first canister gets diverted, or destroyed, and I send a N-ACK, a second one with my reprovisioned Garlic Triscuts, Peperoni sticks, and egg nog will be resent. This is more like Brazil than the Jetsons (food dispenser in-house) but I'll take it. When does my crap get here?
Nice! I taught my daughter to say "Hey, there's the guy who died from taking too many drugs!" when he comes on in those tacky "flashback" commercials, with Billy in the background doing his shtick while his successor crams the killer product down my throat.
Advertisers know no shame.
are the ones who are protesting the loudest. Forced, premature FOIA is a bitch.
It has been very hard in the past for members of the deceased to close down their social networking accounts
I think they're dead, so mouse clicking and password entering become quite a chore when you go all stiff and whatnot.
(I know you meant "members of the deceased's family," I am on my lunch.)
She can have 'em. I just shut off mine, so if 29 more people shut of theirs, then I'd say we broke even! Everybody wins!
I'd like to know that my beneficiaries will execute a huge DDoS attack in the event of my passing. Thank you.
You're probably an idiot... no, my mistake, you ARE and idiot! :) Have a nice day with your locked-in pretend phone.
The more documents they try to hide, the more will slip through their fingers...
The more whistle-blowers the better for the American Peoples, and that's me. These brave hosters are the first of a new generation of forced transparency that will make the corrupt assholes think twice about committing their crimes on me through their secret deals and back-room bullshit. Get your fucking business out in the open, my fucking taxes are paying for it, and I DEMAND TO SEE THE FUCKING DATA!!1!
Thank you Wikileaks and this new venture! You are doing for Americans what the FOIA cannot.
If you disagree, you might not be a real American. If so, fuck right off.
The initial list of equipment seized is as follows:
1 Kaypro 386
1 box of 1.4MB floppy disks
1 VBS Scripting for Dummies
1 box of Star Wars Kleenex
1 bag of Peanut M&Ms
1 high-back executive desk chair with two missing casters
1 copy of Penthouse Forum from April 1986
1 Wal*Mart computer desk
4 Star Wars Attack of the Clones action figures
1 spring-loaded Star Wars Light Saber (Mace Windu model)
Please post more items when they become known/available through the press.
Thank you.
Obviously this super 1337 h@X0r is of the smooth, x86-pimp ilk to fake his own arrest! Damn, that guy is G00D!!1! I'll bet he did this with a sweet VBS script. Props to da M@N!!1!
Seriously, this is the best the Tea Baggers can muster? This is pathetic, at best.
Dumb people being tricked?! News at 11.
Technically, if you've got extra wires hanging out of your Trojan Printer, you just might be the biggest idiot in fuckheadland. Integrate your spyshit to the motherboard and feed off the built-in network connection and power system! Sorry, I don't click on *world.com articles due to high ad noise and shitty page layout, but I get the drift, Ned. Not even close. NEXT?!
There I fixed their shithole tag-line. (Making a note not to ever do work or business with these annoying assholes.)
What the sam hell are you babbling about? Enable your IPv6 routing and leave us alone!
less democracy and more closely held secrets.
Basically, what's been going on for the past 80+ years or so. I'm reminded of a funny saying about privacy; "why hide/encrypt if you've done nothing wrong?" Right?