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  1. Re:What part of this advertisement is news??? on Pandora Console Ready For Pre-Orders · · Score: 1

    The N64 rendering did look better than that of the PSX1. Shame that it was based around cartridges and didn't have the same quantity of games that appealed to the 20-30 crowd.

  2. Re:Come together right now on The 23 Toughest Math Questions · · Score: 1

    As far as I can see the questions amount to "Solve all existing problems surrounding AI and social modelling. Prize: 1,000,000 dollars". I think that if I had the skills to create this new era of deterministic human behaviour modelling in a way that can be scaled from the the actions and thoughts of an individual all the way up to a societal level, I'd want to make more than 1,000,000 dollars from my discoveries.

  3. Re:Oh wow, man. on Debating "Deletionism" At Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    I recommend that you never go to the official Usenet FAQ FAQ, the first question of which is "What is an FAQ?"

  4. Re:Entertainment on Re-purposing a Student Tech Service Group? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Spot the American. "Hey, rather that shooting each other and killing each for real on campus, why not have a virtual reality version!" ;-)

  5. Re:Misconversion? on Indian Moon Mission To Launch Next Month · · Score: 1

    That's base memory. With the right know how and some time spent massaging config.sys they could get it up to nearly 580k.

  6. Re:Misconversion? on Indian Moon Mission To Launch Next Month · · Score: 1

    It's why it it's so cheap. They're running it on a 386 with 4 megs of RAM. They contacted David Braben and he's going to put together a custom version of Elite 2: Fronter.

    Given their budget, I'd have gone with an Amiga A500.

  7. Re:ARR, time to be talkin' like a pirate on Today Is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Arrr, I be circumventing the DRM in order to enrage the RIAA, I am! Aaar!

  8. Re:What! Even NASA is outsourcing to India? on Indian Moon Mission To Launch Next Month · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Delhi, we are having a problem!"

    "Space module 1, are you sure your computer is plugged in?"

    "Yes, we have already checked that."

    "You are sure?"

    "Yes, we are very sure."

    "What is the model of your router?"

    "What?!!"

  9. Re:hitchhikers guide to the galaxy text adventure on Bruce Sterling On Gaming in 2043 · · Score: 1

    Take all the VR towels you want, the damn babel fish will still keep falling on the floor. Damn it!

  10. Re:FPS Storytelling? on id Software On Rage, Storytelling In Games · · Score: 4, Funny

    John Carmack: "Woah guys!"

    Employee: "JC, what's up man?"

    JC: "Oh baby, I just had a dream and it's INSPIRED me to take Id in a totally new direction story wise!"

    E: "Story? You mean a new way of utilising pixel shaders for better lighting?"

    JC: "No, an actual story, IN the game."

    [silence]

    E: "To be honest, we've already got a guy to write the bit on the back of the box."

    JC: "Come on guys, the game could have a story to it this time rather than the best looking renderer in a shooting game. We could finally put all that red key/blue key shit behind us."

    [silence]

    JC: "Erm... I've though of a new way of drawing shadows. It means that everyone's going to have to upgrade their rig or play on minimal settings."

    E: "Whoohoo, top notch man! The Carmackster does it again. Working here rocks!"

  11. Re:It /should/ be discussed in science classes on Royal Society and Creationism In Science Classes · · Score: 1

    It's possible to demonstrate one of the scientific principles that contradicts creationism.

    Take five creationists and five scientists 200 miles into the wilderness. At this point the traits of believing in what the bible and believing in science said are equally represented within the sample group.

    Now give the scientifically orientated people GPS units. The creationists can rely on their God to help them.

    A week later, amongst the survivors, the trait of believing in God has been eradicated. Hopefully those people will pass that trait onto their offspring.

  12. Re:Plumbers lead to greater sex? on The Complete History of Nintendo · · Score: 1

    "I never knew that plumbing and jumping would lead to better sex."

    Dude, you NEED to find some British 80s porn on the net.

  13. Re:No way man on Intel Launches Low Cost Chips · · Score: 1

    A famous chip in its day. I seem to remember that it could even be modified to work in a dual CPU config with a simple hardware hack.

  14. Re:That is the casting done. on "Perfect" Mirrors Cast For LSST · · Score: 3, Funny

    "You're *sure* about this? The calculations have to be absolutely perfect. Even the slightes..."

    "Look, take it easy. Of course we're sure. We even got hold of latest chip from Intel. Look, Pen-tee-um. It's apparently the latest thing." [fx: combined lightning/thunder clap]

  15. Re:Again? on Space Observatory May Have Found Dark Matter · · Score: 1

    I agree, the media institutions should get back to what they do best. Such as reporting on false discoveries of water in the solar system.

  16. Re:Ok by me. on Microsoft Patents "Pg Up" and "Pg Dn" · · Score: 1

    What the hell! How are going to get through your computing life without scroll-lock and pause? I think I'd give up computers altogether if I had use computers without scroll-lock and pause. Actually, I do sometimes use pause to pause the BIOS screen.

  17. Re:Intel's parade? on First Review of Intel's New Classmate PC · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those heartless corporate bastards at OLPC would love to steal some of Intel's glory by cloning their flagship humanitarian effort.

  18. Re:Out of touch much? on Jerry Seinfeld Will Plug Vista · · Score: 1

    "Now on NBC, a former Seinfeld cast member stars in... The Odd Couple: The single season disappointment."

  19. Re:Jerry Seinfeld on Jerry Seinfeld Will Plug Vista · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Please mod parent -5 Banned... Jeez"
    Oh, come on. It's pretty cool having Michael Richards commenting on Slashdot.

  20. Re:Out of touch much? on Jerry Seinfeld Will Plug Vista · · Score: 1

    There are differences. People think that Jerry's gay because he's thin and he's neat. However, Windows is messy and bloated.

  21. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user on Jerry Seinfeld Will Plug Vista · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Have you ever noticed how whenever you're in a hurry, Windows has always swapped out the workspace of the app you're trying to use? I mean, how hard can it be for Bill to pay someone to just go to Apple and say, 'Guys, how the hell do you design an operating system?'.

    And another thing that bugs me about that Windows... "

  22. Re:Insurance? on How Do I Prevent Lan Party Theft? · · Score: 1

    They ran OS/2.

  23. Re:dont shit where you eat on Bees Help Detectives Catch Serial Killers · · Score: 1

    If only the FBI had watched Silence of the Lambs, they would have known this in advance.

    CLARICE
    "Desperately random." What does he mean?

    ARDELIA
    Not random at all, maybe. Like there's some pattern here...?

    [later...]

    CLARICE (CONT'D)
    Maybe he lives in this, this Belvedere, Ohio, too! Maybe he saw her
    every day, and killed her sort of spontaneously. Maybe he just meant

  24. Re:dating sites will love this on Some Eye-Popping Research From Siggraph · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm holding out for the portable version but I suppose that won't arrive without some serious improvements in holographic projection tech.
    For the reverse process (to make other people look more attractive), I've developed my own tech. I call it Beneficial Ephemeral Eye Reticulation googles. Basically, a pair of B.E.E.R. Googles make even the attendees of a Linux kernel hacking conference look aesthetically acceptable. If only I could make the effect a lasting one...

  25. Re:Wasn't this the plot of that Time Machine Remak on How NASA Will Bomb the Moon To Find Water · · Score: 1

    A moon based disaster-adventure would be pretty cool. Even with near future tech, you don't need as implausible a premise as the Space 1999 one to isolate a group and place them in danger.

    Actually, as a Hollywood studio made that Val Kilmer Mars movie, where they discovered that there was air on Mars after all, perhaps audiences would go for it?