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  1. Re:capitalist tool on pizza.com Sold For $2.6m · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    When American conservatives say they want free markets, what they really mean is that they don't want to pay taxes.

    And this explains many of the contradictions in their 'ideology'.

  2. Did anyone mention that card counting is bullshit? on The Real MIT Blackjack Mastermind · · Score: 1

    Back in the 60's/early 70's before the game changed, card counting was effective. Casinos played with single decks, used favorable rules, and dealt down to the last few cards. In 2008? Please.

    This movie and the book it was based on is essentially a shill for the gaming industry, in my opinion. Casinos clandestinely promote card counting because they know they make more money from people who try to count cards and who are convinced they have an edge on the casino. The myth of blackjack makes the casinos a lot of money.

    Scratching out an edge with a reasonable spread, 1 check for negative counts 5-10 for positive counts, is all but impossible in a casino setting. Sure, a computer can do it churning out numbers, but there is a big difference.

    And then there is the risk of ruin to consider. Even if you do create a small edge, without a tremendous bankroll to back you up risk of ruin is still almost certain against the house. And if you had a tremendous bankroll, then the slight mathematical edge possible at blackjack would be a foolish, risky investment completely not worth the effort.

  3. Re:The real problem on Swiss Bank Secrecy Under Renewed Attack · · Score: 1

    I guess they'll have to start banking in the Caymans.

  4. Re:advanced brain implants on Silicon Circuits That Bend and Stretch · · Score: 1

    Your argument is flawed, please come in for a repair so we can update your firmware, there is a known bug in the logical processing unit.

    Sure, flop and bounce your fake brains around. When you get older and the rest of your body is fat and flabby, you don't think you'll look strange with big nice full and firm brains?

  5. advanced brain implants on Silicon Circuits That Bend and Stretch · · Score: 1

    And the envious non-enhanced smaller brained nerds say, "Those brains are so fake".

  6. who gives a crap? on The Death of Windows XP · · Score: 1

    It does not make one bit of difference to me if MS stops supporting XP. I have had windows updates turned off for some time now.

    I keep my firewall, anti-virus, and browser updated. I don't use any of Microsoft's office products or any other MS programs besides the OS. If MS stops supporting Office on XP, it may just give people a reason to consider alternatives like Open Office.

    The only reason I don't run a Linux distro right now is that my laptop came with XP and everything runs fine. If I feel the need to change OS's in the future, I will not be upgrading to another version of windows, but rather to a linux distro.

  7. Sure, everybody loves the robot dog... on New BigDog Robot Video · · Score: 1

    ...until it humps your leg, or pees on the floor, or chases the robot cat.

  8. Zettajillion on Stored Data to Exceed 1.8 Zettabytes by 2011 · · Score: 1

    [Fry stands up and raises his hand.]
    FRY: One jillion dollars.
    [The bidders gasp in shock.]
    AUCTIONEER: Sir, that's not a number.
    [The bidders gasp again.]

  9. offtopic offsmopic on Scientists Claim Infrared Helmet Could Reverse Alzheimer's Symptoms · · Score: 1

    It's a reference to the shitty source of the article. Of course, in order to understand that reference, one would have to actually read the article.

  10. "Just what is the truth behind Madonna's on Scientists Claim Infrared Helmet Could Reverse Alzheimer's Symptoms · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    mysterious bruises?" Madonna's bruises take 2nd billing to a fountain of youth helmet? What type of publication are these people running?

  11. Once part of the public record on Court Says You Can Copyright a Cease-And-Desist Letter · · Score: 1

    I would write the lawyers and tell them if they want to protect their intellectual property, then they should make sure that the cease-and-desist letter never becomes part of the court record. Because if it ever does, I would totally put it up on my blogz, lolz.

  12. Kind of makes print advertising difficult on Ford Claims Ownership Of Your Pictures · · Score: 1

    The position of Ford is that pictures of the vehicle are been displayed prominently and the pictures are being sold in a calendar. So, what about buy-sell magazines you can buy up at the quickie mart with prominently displayed Fords? These are all in violation of Ford's IP also I guess.

  13. Free as in beer on Promoting FOSS to People Who Don't Care · · Score: 1

    Free as in freedom is great and all, although a little high minded for the average computer user. But 'free as in beer' is the real crowd pleaser.

    You think anyone would have given a hoot what Patrick Henry was saying if the Brits had not tried several unpopular taxes?

  14. C is dead on Vinyl Gets Its Groove Back · · Score: 1

    vinyl is alive and well

  15. Idiot school administrators on Student Expelled For Facebook Photo Description · · Score: 1

    Do all public school administrators have some built in compulsion towards infringing tyrannical nonsense?

  16. Re:tasty on Professors Slam Java As "Damaging" To Students · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how anyone could learn java and then have the least bit problem with c++, or the other way around.

  17. Re:"like honey would attract flies" on Facebook Widget Installs Zango Spyware · · Score: 0, Redundant

    poop.

  18. Re:Already Dead on AOL to Shut Down Netscape Support/Development · · Score: 1

    Do I recall some kind of ridiculous refresh bug in one of the Netscape 4.x versions, whereas if you moved the browser on your screen the page refreshed?

  19. blink on AOL to Shut Down Netscape Support/Development · · Score: 5, Funny

    <blink>:(</blink>

  20. Re:Another option needed. on Annals of Improbable Research Goes Free Online · · Score: 1

    Annals of Improbable Product Usage

    or Anals

  21. Re:That's all well and good but.. on Apple Patents 'Buy Stuff Wirelessly, Skip Lines' Tech · · Score: 1

    Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0)

    2.1.4 WHEN method

    When coffee is poured, and milk is offered, it is necessary for the holder of the recipient of milk to say "when" at the time when sufficient milk has been introduced into the coffee. For this purpose, the "WHEN" method has been added to HTCPCP.

    Prior art, ey? That won't stop me and my team of IP lawyers.

  22. That's all well and good but.. on Apple Patents 'Buy Stuff Wirelessly, Skip Lines' Tech · · Score: 1

    As a minimalist, I make my own coffee. So, I would like my coffee maker to send a text message to my cell phone.

    YCIR, lolz!@11!

  23. Randy of the Redwoods on MTV: 2007 Borked the Music Industry · · Score: 2, Funny

    would be sad.

  24. Every nerd's dream on The Future of Love and Sex - Robots · · Score: 1

    By the laws of the universe, a Star Trek related article is soon to follow.

  25. Time Dilation on Can Time Slow Down? · · Score: 1

    At least this was not about time dilation.