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  1. Rite of Passage on Ask Slashdot: Facebook Archiving? · · Score: 2

    There should be a word now for this rite of passage - the first time you realize how fragile the web service you depend on is, or even that you depend on it. It is a loss of innocence that you may not be able to prevent. For me it was when I upgraded machines and discovered that the five or six songs I had "bought" from RealPlayer's store (to listen to on my Palm Pilot) were only "mine" if I was willing to go through customer support hell each time I replaced my system or hard drive. .

  2. Do the math... on HDTV Has Ruined the LCD Market · · Score: 0, Troll

    First, more pixels requires more graphics processing power. Next, more graphics processing power often means a new computer. Last, Microsoft makes it's money when people buy new computers (the only customers they really care about are the OEM's). Add this up - this may not be the story you think it is.

  3. By whose definition of backdoor? on Microsoft Denies It Built Backdoor Into Windows 7 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Remember when Microsoft said "Windows Genuine Advantage isn't spyware"? Just because it does the same things spyware does, doesn't mean it's spyware, if you re-define spyware to mean "software that spies on you and phones home, written by someone other than Microsoft". So when their spokesperson says "Microsoft did not put a backdoor into Windows 7" this should be read as "Microsoft did not put remote root-level access code written by someone other than Microsoft into Windows 7".

  4. Just suppose... on Microsoft Links Malware Rates To Pirated Windows · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Suppose it was possible to apply security patches without installing Windows Genuine Advantage (malware by anyone's definition except Microsoft's). Would that make a difference? Perhaps what they are seeing is really just a choice users make between Microsoft malware and "aftermarket" malware.

  5. What about my HERF gun? on Car Glass Rules Could Impair Cell, GPS and Radio Signals In CA · · Score: 1

    Will this attenuate my HERF gun? I'm gonna miss the sight of cell phone drivers spinning off the road with a handful of melting plastic...

  6. easy solution... on Federal Summit Eyes Crackdown On Texting While Driving · · Score: 1

    Legalize HERF guns. Problem solved!

  7. You forgot one... on Sam Ramji, Microsoft's Open Source Guru, Is Moving On · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You forgot to add corrupting an international standards body...

  8. Good Enough Solution on British Company Takes Lead To Stop Asteroids · · Score: 1

    ...would be a ship that can break the big asteroid into two smaller ones, each of which can be blasted into smaller bits that can finally be pulverized into dust with one blast. While the ship would be challenging to build, we will have no shortage of pilots...

  9. Re:Legalization on Philips Develops Roadside Drug-Testing Device · · Score: 1

    Although it used to be possible to spot drunk drivers by looking for motorists swerving from side to side in their lane, the advent of cell phones has rendered this method unworkable - now EVERYBODY swerves back and forth in their lane...

  10. We're making the same mistake over and over... on Panel Recommends Space Science, Not Stunts · · Score: 1

    Mr. Nasa approaches a taxpayer... "Say, would you mind funding an attempt to get better data for a group of scientists?" Or he says, "Say, would you mind funding an attempt to physically explore our universe?" Why do we keep making this mistake? Does Mr. Nasa WANT his budget to dwindle to zero?!?

  11. Re:Doing their part to reduce traffic! on Rude Drivers Reduce Traffic Jams · · Score: 1

    Please come to California! I want to watch while you explain to the Highway Patrolman that he really shouldn't be getting angry at you for blocking him and his bike; it's his fault for riding unsafely.

  12. ironic? on Comic Artist Detained For Script Containing 9/11 Type Scenarios · · Score: 1

    ...perhaps the TSA employees aren't the only ones incapable of detecting the irony...

  13. Re:This is AmeriKa on Middle-School Strip Search Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 4, Funny

    As Justice Stevens said, "it does not require a constitutional scholar to conclude that a nude search of a 13-year-old child is an invasion of constitutional rights of some magnitude." But it took Justice Thomas to get to the heart of it, when he said, "Whadda ya mean, no one took pictures?"

  14. coming soon... on UK Tax Breaks For "Culturally British" Games · · Score: 1

    Morris Dance Revolution

  15. Why even try? on Palm Kills Community Before It Begins · · Score: 1

    What made them think this was a good idea to begin with? After more than a DECADE of customer abuse and putting the interests of their corporate partners ahead of their users (with the predictable result - shrinking market share) Palm DESERVES to die...

  16. The Safford Unified School District... on Strip-Search Case Tests Limits of 4th Amendment · · Score: 1

    ...has a wikipedia page where, oddly enough, no mention of the lawsuit is made. Doesn't that seem, well, incomplete somehow? Considering how citable the case is.

  17. the next headline will read... on Did Bat Hitch a Ride To Space On Discovery? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Casket of Soil Mistakenly Sent to ISS in lieu of Supplies soon followed by... ISS Infested by Vampires

  18. What have we learned? on The Lower Atmosphere of Pluto Revealed · · Score: 1, Redundant

    So, scientists discover that pluto smells like butt.

  19. Sure, I'll buy another Palm... on Palm Announces Killer New Phone · · Score: 1

    ...when they stop loading them up with unremovable crapware. Not until then.

  20. Re:Local economic impact on Microsoft Uses WGA To Obtain Record Jail Sentences · · Score: 1

    Careful! That attitude might make you the go-to guy for this initiative...

  21. Re:Hallelujah! on Obama Transition Team Examining Space Solar Power · · Score: 1

    ...that may be next on the playlist...

  22. Hallelujah! on Obama Transition Team Examining Space Solar Power · · Score: 1

    I can hear Handel's Messiah playing as I dance around the room, and it has nothing to do with Christmas. Let's get orbital!

  23. Re:I'd be happy... on Lori Drew Cyber-Bullying Trial Begins · · Score: 1

    You're the kind of poster a girl could kill herself over. Not.

  24. Re:RHPS on Anti-Matter Created By Laser At Livermore · · Score: 1

    Thank you. I had the words anti-matter and laser associated in my mind, but could not remember where I had heard them together. You have solved that mystery. Now, back to designing that shark-mounted laser turret...

  25. How long to wait? on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    Once the election is over, how long must we wait before prosecuting Bush for his crimes?