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  1. Enforce Strict Naming Conventions on How Do You Deal With Sensitive Data? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I name all of my sensitive files, databases, tables, and fields with names that nobody would want to touch, such as "Smashing Pumpkins Discography DB", "tblPeeWeeHerman", "Oprah.txt", ect.

    And for storage, I burn them all to DVD and put them inside empty "Aerosmith" jewel cases. Keeps them nice and safe from prying eyes.

  2. Re:Oh Noes! on UK Facebook User's Name Appropriation Draws Huge Libel Suit · · Score: 0

    Dictionary.com:

    Libel:
    1. Law.
    a. defamation by written or printed words, pictures, or in any form other than by spoken words or gestures.

    Slander:
    1. defamation; calumny: rumors full of slander.

    Slander is kind of defamation. So, LoudMusic is definitely paying attention. You, however, may want to touch up on your Engrish a bit.

  3. Re:Finally on The First Paper-Based Transistors · · Score: 0, Funny

    640mhz is all the megahertz you will ever need.

  4. Re:Trailer Music... on Watchmen Movie Trailer Is Out · · Score: 0

    Good, lets hope its the same for the Watchmen. There is no worse, craptastical musical selection than the smashing pumpkins. God, just thinking about them make my ears bleed.

  5. Myth Busted on You, Too, Could Be Batman In 10 To 12 Years · · Score: 0

    From http://www.tv.com/mythbusters/superhero-hour/episode/1123508/summary.html (and also watching it myself):

    Grappling Hook
    - miniature motorized ascender: PLAUSIBLE
    - concrete piercing grappler: BUSTED

    Its possible to have a miniature motorized ascender, however, you will ascend VERY slowly. The martial arts in the batman movies is plausible, but still a little far fetched. The most realistic aspect of batman - why I like him - is his brains. He uses computers, knowledge, and politics to meet his goals.

  6. Need NASA's address on NASA Contractor Needs Urine · · Score: 0

    Okay, i've got this bottle filled. Where do I mail it?

  7. Funny Shit! on SCO's Lawsuit Gets Even Crazier · · Score: 0

    OMG, his filings are fucking hilarious! http://docs.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/ohio/ohndce/1:2007cv02486/145363/1/0.pdf

    4
    ---
    defendants are in violation of common law unfair competition. I dunked over Mr. Jordan in highschool. Mr. James hired a croonie to bust my knee cap. James took out a car loan in my name in 2003 to buy a hummer. Defendants are involved with Global Warming, endangering wildlife, setting wire(?) fires out west. Dec 6th, 2003 I caught defendants with gas cans along I-70.


    Thats one hell of an accusation, and there are many more to follow! I love how he seeks 83,000,000,000.00 Billion dollars and wants it all donated, partly to 2600.com. LOLCOPTER!

    This guy is definitely not crazy, just spending his time very creatively 8)

  8. æ--¥æoeèzï¼Y on Slashdot Discussion System Updates · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe add support for unicode?

  9. Bah! on Hardware-Based Video Acceleration Coming To Linux · · Score: 0

    Only gays, hippies, neo-Nazi's and drug addicts use Linux, and of course their 1080p movies are always pirated, so theres no business sense in allowing them to get their dirty hands on Linux complaint hardware decoders.

    - A proud sponsor of John McCain. McCain 2009!

  10. Troll on Mandriva Linux 2009 Alpha 2 Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    Mandriva sucks, Slackware rules, end of story, move on...

  11. Re:News? on Mandriva Linux 2009 Alpha 2 Released · · Score: 0

    installs easy? maybe now, but it wasn't too long ago when mandrake's install was craptastic. thats when i decided never again to use mandrake. so, with all of those perks you mention, you must be praising slackware, right?

  12. That would be awesome! on DHS Official Considered Shock Collars For Air Travelers · · Score: 0

    Then I could easily find the frequency and codes to shock my brother relentlessly throughout the entire plane ride! It would be just like that Simpsons episode!

  13. Re:reason #1 why CIOs think programmers are cluele on 9 Reasons Why Developers Think the CIO Is Clueless · · Score: 0

    Number One, go take a number two!

  14. Blizzard on Some Developers Leaving Google For Microsoft · · Score: 0

    Hey, at least Blizzard makes quality games and aren't in production forever like some software companies! *cough* 3D Realms

  15. Oxymoron? on US Halts Applications For Solar Energy Projects · · Score: 0

    Wait, so what are they getting at? That gathering power from the life-enabling sun is more harmful to the environment than burning coal into the atmosphere? Did the US Bureau of Land Management ever freeze coal power plants for 2 years to study the environmental impact?

    I can understand that the shorter life of the solar panels / solar plants have a 20-30 lifespan, so there will be some waste, but thats much less than waste than many other power sources (coal).

  16. Re:Growing Asparagus on Mars... on Mars Soil Appears To Be Able To Sustain Life · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    but would probably be very popular among the urination fetish crowd. smellier golden showers!

  17. Re:A screen is nicer anyway on Researchers Demo Flippable-Page E-book Reader · · Score: 0

    You probably are. For me, its an eye strainer. My eyes get tired much faster reading text from a light-producing screen. Paper is paper, and no light is coming out of it, which is much easier on my eyes.

  18. Re:Another way to get yourself killed on Chrysler To Offer Wireless Internet In 2009 Models · · Score: -1

    hahahaha, mod this mofo up +5 funny!

  19. Re:Perpetuating old myths on Bizarre Properties of Glass Allow Creation of "Metallic Glass" · · Score: -1, Troll

    If that is true, then why is it that your girlfriend's wrinkly breasts sag downwards and not upwards?

    But seriously, you don't need to go back hundreds of years to antiquated glass, or link to wikipedia to show your "facts". Try looking at 80 year-old-glass panes and you'll see the exact same sagging effect. Then get yourself a decent chemistry book and enlighten yourself. Thank you.

  20. Re:A tool I can't use on Twitter As a Campaigning Tool · · Score: 1

    Okay, poop is coming out... from presidential campaign

  21. Hentai on NVIDIA To Enable PhysX For Full Line of GPUs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe we'll finally see some realistic physics with fantasy tentacle rape hentai games. Is it just me, or do the current tentacle rape game physics seem way off?

  22. Re:And I grow... on Trees' Leaves Grow At a Cool 70° All Over the World · · Score: 1

    "so, which one is the funny one?" - obl. family guy quote

  23. Do not forget about simplicity on Professional Techniques for Video Game Writing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some of the best classic games have the simplest story line:

    1: Giant evil turtle kidnaps princess.
    2: Defeat giant evil turtle in castle.
    3: I'm sorry, your princess is in another castle.
    4: Repeat.

    The game play makes up for the short story, which works really well.

  24. Re:Don't think it's a problem on The Impact of Low Salaries At Apple · · Score: 1

    As a consumer, i can make any judgment call I want. Customers will always have something to complain about, and my complaints are about legitimate usage. So what? I don't have to sell a million of anything to bitch about Apple's policies, its an American right!

  25. Re:Don't think it's a problem on The Impact of Low Salaries At Apple · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whats so cool about apple? The gadgets they use come attached with ridiculous policies. Earlier, you could be a proud user of the new iPhone, but only with AT&T... oh, and its against the EULA to unlock it for use with other carriers. Well thats frigging dandy. And how about that cool SKD? Hows that coming along? ooooh, i can download it for free! But if I want documentation, its $99! Awesome! Want to run more then one app at a time? nopers, sorry. How about some cool real-time guidance? gps? nope, not allowed. Apple can suck it.