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Super Strength Substance Approaching Human Trials

kkleiner writes "You may remember Liam Hoekstra, the baby apparently born without the myostatin gene, and consequently sporting 40% more skeletal muscle than his peers. Using gene therapy, NCH scientists have been able to get follistatin (a myostatin blocker) to promote phenomenal muscle growth in macaque monkeys. NCH is now working with the FDA to perform the preliminary steps necessary for a human clinical trial. Is this the prelude to a super-strength gene therapy for all of us?"

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  1. Classic Super Villain Birth by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this the prelude to a super-strength gene therapy for all of us?

    No, the clinical trials will begin but one of the test subjects will realize that they are now stronger than his fellow man and the only thing keeping him a cut above the rest is the drug. So he (or she, both sexes are equally evil) will taint the other subjects' follistatin with cyanide, killing them all. Then the super villain transformation into The Sinister Strength will be complete and they will emerge from the carnage at the clinic to hoard all the remaining follistatin. We have only one hope, that our hero Liam Hoekstra arrives on the scene early enough to put an end to The Sinister Strength ... refresh Slashdot next week to find out.

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    1. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by HBoar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless, of course, we manage to capture the super humans in time and send them all into space in suspended animation on a cargo ship.

    2. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Funny

      trying to muscle in with a star trek reference, eh?

      I don't think you khannnnnnnnnnnn!

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    3. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vee!

    4. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Kratisto · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, this will never happen. The scientists noted that one of the side effects of the treatment was green skin. I think we know where that leads.

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    5. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Ryvar · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I refresh Slashdot next week the only thing I'm going to see is a dupe of this story.

    6. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by ArundelCastle · · Score: 1
    7. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To promotional deals with Green Giant brand canned foods? :D

    8. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by bmxeroh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You joke, but your image of abuse is probably very real, depending on the availability. I mean, your always going to have people that will abuse it no matter what, but imagine if you would if this falls in line with other optional surgeries and procedures. Not happy with how you look? How about some gene therapy to fix your body image? Do we really need angry people suddenly developing 40% more muscle mass? People are assholes enough, but now there's no question they can beat the crap out of me if they get angry. On the flip side, this sounds like it could work miracles for some with real problems.

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    9. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by ijakings · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you SPOOOOOOOOOOCK to soon.

    10. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Khan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did someone call me? ;-)

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    11. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by TheSilverWolf · · Score: 1

      It sounds like it could help treat muscular dystrophy.

    12. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      heck, from the description of the kid, it could help obesity, metabolism like a hummingbird. all they gotta do is find a way to turn it on and off, and bam, 1 shot and you lose weight and get ripped, a second shot and you're normal again. (don't rain on my crazy parade! a man can dream!)

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    13. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well at least all those spams I get saying "Make you stronger in bed!" may actually be true for once.

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    14. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this the prelude to a super-strength gene therapy for all of us?

      No, the clinical trials will begin but one of the test subjects will realize that they are now stronger than his fellow man and the only thing keeping him a cut above the rest is the drug. So he (or she, both sexes are equally evil) will taint the other subjects' follistatin with cyanide, killing them all. Then the super villain transformation into The Sinister Strength will be complete and they will emerge from the carnage at the clinic to hoard all the remaining follistatin. We have only one hope, that our hero Liam Hoekstra arrives on the scene early enough to put an end to The Sinister Strength ... refresh Slashdot next week to find out.

      that would rock.

    15. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      one of the side effects of the treatment was green skin. I think we know where that leads.

      Green skin with intelligence, then green skin with lost intelligence, then gray skin with intelligence, then green when extra angry with reduced intelligence again, then green with genius intelligence, eventually super-angry at your old friends who launched you into space, then fighting your red skinned double? Please pardon if I got a few steps out of order.

    16. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a tragic event, lab chihuahuas were injected with gene-modification therapy. That evening, the building custodian found Professor Smirnov ripped limb from limb and an evilly-grinning dog crouched beside him. The custodian was accosted by the animal with "Hey - you want a piece of me too?" and realized it had been acquired from a New Jersey animal supply company. He immediately fled back to Mexico where he lives to this day in terror of tiny animals.

    17. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Forge · · Score: 1

      Gotta love /. for this :D

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    18. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      Soylent green ?

    19. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by mikael_j · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Joking aside, this will most likely not be widely available to "regular people" even if it proves to be practically harmless, if it does end up available to healthy people it will be as a $2,000 per shot "treatment" aimed at the plastic surgery crowd.

      This seems to be the faith of every "wonder drug" out there, can't have regular people using something like this cheaply and easily (as in, if it ends up being inexpensive it will instead require three doctors to sign off on you have muscle dystrophy or something like that, if it ends up being expensive then it will be more readily available but only to those who have no problem blowing ten grand on it).

      /Mikael

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    20. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by XDirtypunkX · · Score: 1

      You're not the guy buying all the advertising space for "I got ripped in 1 day" are you?

    21. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Sky+Cry · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not a dupe, it's a rerun for those who missed it the first time.

    22. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Sobrique · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And in other parts of the world which have health services based on the common good, not capitalism and greed, this treatment will be available as an elective free procedure, with a waiting list.

    23. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by fractoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean that really annoying "one simple secret" that they're talking about is "get gene therapy... you defective blob"?

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    24. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by .tekrox · · Score: 1

      You really did ENGAGE! me there.

    25. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by thygate · · Score: 1

      Yes indeed, another keyboard down the drain ..

    26. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      It's only a matter of time.

      "Choose your breast size" could've been seen as some impossibly expensive operation in the past; right now there are girls getting tits as their 16th birthday present in non-rich countries.

    27. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I need to say is KAHN!

    28. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by ectotherm · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our hypertrophic, simian overlords...

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    29. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      And in other parts of the world which have health services based on Socialism and evil, not Capitalism and Freedom of choice, this treatment will be available as an elective free procedure, with a waiting list so long that no "common" person can get it, resulting in only the military and the elites that can buy it with corruption money actually receiving it.

      FIFY.

      What? Are you so naive that you actually think it works the way the Socialists say it will? Grow up. Socialized medicine is nothing but a death (AKA 'short life') sentence for anyone NOT tied into the political power structure.

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    30. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by markov_chain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If there is anything that being a punching bag taught me, it is that you don't need muscle mass to be a dangerous, angry asshole- a temper and a set of abusive parents is quite enough.

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    31. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right, because the only reason people aren't being the crap out of you now is because you've never bumped into anyone bigger than you.

      You know what would happen? People would do this, and have the body they want. That's it. There wouldn't be any more people running around beating people up than there are now.

    32. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      It sounds like it could help treat muscular dystrophy.

      Hopefully. But all this bullshit about turning off one gene to make anyone super strong -- just think for a moment: Why would we have evolved a gene to make us weaker? There must be a serious downside to this "super strength" gene. I'm pretty sure there will be a live fast/die young trade off.

    33. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Saliegh · · Score: 1

      The Liam Hoekstra article makes it pretty clear that the kid has a very high metabolism. From an evolutionary stand point there is no reason that this would have evolved before these days of plenty. In the past any kid that needed this many calories would have died from starvation long before he got old enough to procreate. We're optimized for performance per calorie, but the calorie restriction has become a lot easier to meet recently.

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    34. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

      My -guess- would be it's to do with the fact that muscle uses more energy, even when idle, than fat... and considering "easy food" is really a thing of only the 'recent' past, the benefits of having stored energy to survive a hungry winter far outweighs the benefits of being able to lift an elephant, evolutionarily speaking at least...

    35. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by darthflo · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure there will be a live fast/die young trade off.

      Sounds quite right. Triple the metabolism means triple cell replacement means triple aging.

      OTOH, apparently, we tend to sleep way too much. Sleep was (in the hunter & gatherer days) a very useful way to expend less energy. Sleep less, eat more. The same may be true for the mutation mentioned in TFA. A faster metabolism will build more muscle and so on, but (as even mentioned in TFS) require a higher amount of energy intake. In a world of limited supplies, Liam might've died of hunger quite quickly. In our situation of abundance, his particular mutation might prove useful, if only for decorative purposes; but well, decorative purposes are what keeps peacocks colourful, and it seems to be working out pretty well for them.

    36. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      You are also missing the fact that they would be the only one to survive the overall procedure (due to killing all the rest) and the gov. would shut down the project calling it a failure. Then they would make themselves a costume with a lot of blue and stars in it, as well as make a big blue shield with a big bulls eye star in the middle and call themselves captain America

    37. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      I live in a country that has a national health service.
      It works very well, thank you.

    38. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Ditto. Sorry for the AOL reply.

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    39. Re:Classic Super Villain Birth by bmxeroh · · Score: 1

      You got awfully emotional about something that is completely hypothetical. My point wasn't so much centered around me, and how can you possibly say there wouldn't be anyone running around beating people up than there are now? I'm not talking about the average person abusing this, more the type of people that got picked on in high school constantly because they were smaller and are now a bit off. Yeah yeah, I know, but they could just grab a (insert random weapon here) but it is a lack of self-confidence that would prevent that from happening in a lot of cases. Remember that someone who has 20% LESS muscle mass than the average, after this could end up with 20% MORE, making them the big guy they've always wanted to be, and they have some revenge to enact. I agree with you that for the most part, it would just be used to satisfy the vain, which arguably isn't really a big deal, I was just making a hypothetical point.

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  2. Obvious (?) question by Dice · · Score: 1

    And what would we do with this super strength? Personally, the heaviest thing I ever need to lift is the occasional DB server.

    1. Re:Obvious (?) question by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      What, you don't think it would be handy to be able to move a car without starting it?

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    2. Re:Obvious (?) question by hort_wort · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is my reaction too. Also, what is the cost of having to maintain all these muscles? Do you have to eat more than the normal person? Do you lose all your fine motor control?

      The human is the best animal in the brain department. Why don't they try to improve what we're good at? Why compete with the Gorilla?

    3. Re:Obvious (?) question by maxume · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I would guess the researchers are interested in treating people with severely decreased muscle mass (for whatever reason; genetics, disease, bedridden, space travel, etc.).

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    4. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the applications are obvious...

      No doubt these super humans would need more calories to function at a basic level

    5. Re:Obvious (?) question by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      And what would we do with this super strength? Chicks dig muscles.

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    6. Re:Obvious (?) question by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      first off, you would have 40% more muscle with no effort. The ladies will be a callin'

      Second off, you cold intimidate someone else to lift the DB server

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    7. Re:Obvious (?) question by cl0ckt0wer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It could cure obesity: more muscles increases your resting metabolic rate. Just increase muscle mass to the point where your digestive tract is overwhelmed, and you start burning fat, no matter what you eat. Kind of like the movie "thinner", but this one would be called "muscular". That brings up interesting questions about what happens when your musculo-skeletal system and your nervous system start fighting for calories. The stereotypical big dumb guy? And isn't this gene therapy, where one shot changes your DNA for life? Culturally, this will hit the fitness industry like a bombshell. Billions are spent annually on looking "ripped". Here's the real deal. Pretty soon, you won't get laid without it.

    8. Re:Obvious (?) question by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 5, Funny

      We would need to eat a lot more than the normal human needs to.

      The diet of the average American should just about cover it.

    9. Re:Obvious (?) question by digitalunity · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Muscle burns more energy than fat, both at rest and during physical activity.

      An effective oral myostatic blocker would enable a lot of people to reduce their body fat levels with minimal lifestyle change.

      For those who are severely obese, this would be a godsend since for many of them they weigh so much and have such small muscle mass that physical activity can be dangerous.

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    10. Re:Obvious (?) question by compro01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The human is the best animal in the brain department

      Which we are using to (attempt to) become better than everything at everything.

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    11. Re:Obvious (?) question by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      If I had to choose one spot to have this therapy applied, it would be my lower back. Having pulled it every other month is getting annoying.

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    12. Re:Obvious (?) question by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pretty soon, you won't get laid without it. I think I speak for many slashdotters when I ask, "how is that any different from my current situation?"

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    13. Re:Obvious (?) question by wizardforce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would imagine that this would be incredibly useful to those with muscle wasting diseases.

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    14. Re:Obvious (?) question by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Funny

      And what would we do with this super strength?

      The same thing we do every night Pinky; try to take over the World!

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    15. Re:Obvious (?) question by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      This is a long shot, but maybe this would level the playing field in terms of physical appearance. Then it would all come down to money and personality, and surely Slashdot readers would benefit.

      I wouldn't get my hopes too high just yet, though.

    16. Re:Obvious (?) question by gandhi_2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would guess the researchers are interested in the multi-billion-dollar weight-lifting supplement market.

      There...

    17. Re:Obvious (?) question by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And astronauts: the muscular atrophy they experience at zero gee is quite profound, and is a real risk to extended space station or possible Mars missions.

    18. Re:Obvious (?) question by Afforess · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it would help me at all. A 40% increase of 0 is still 0.

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    19. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could cure obesity: more muscles increases your resting metabolic rate.

      Muscles turn into fat when you quit training. Add some alcoholic beverages in the mix and it's the opposite of the cure for obesity.

    20. Re:Obvious (?) question by noric · · Score: 1

      very interesting point.. who knew the secret to weight loss might be a fitness drug ;)

    21. Re:Obvious (?) question by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 5, Informative

      No need to guess, from TFA:

      "The National Children's Hospital interest in myostatin is not to create super strong children, but to help those children whose muscles have already atrophied. Muscular Dystrophy (MD) affects thousands of children in the US who slowly lose muscle and rarely survive into adulthood. Follistatin gene therapy could serve as a method to extend their lives or perhaps even reverse the symptoms of their conditions. Likewise, the eldery are susceptible to several diseases that lead to a loss of muscle strength and coordination. By blocking myostatin, we may all be able to live with the strength of our youth even as we age into our 80s."

    22. Re:Obvious (?) question by timeOday · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm sure you're right, but I'll bet the main commercial application will be found in super-meaty chickens and cows.

    23. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should rethink that for just a moment. If you weigh 400lbs and are able to move under your own power don't you think that you would by definition have more muscle mass than the guy next to you who weighs 120lbs and does no exercise as well. At least you should be able to push with your legs with a force greater than 400lbs in order to move.

    24. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've got a pill to give you muscles, but they still don't have a pill to cure your particular brand of ugly.

    25. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Isn't the osteoporosis one of the other big problems? Would that mean that when they got back to Earth their bones could break from too much exertion by their extra large muscles?

    26. Re:Obvious (?) question by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It would also be a god send to us 40 something with a pot belly thatw ant to look like they did in high school without the pesky being active all the time part.

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    27. Re:Obvious (?) question by failedlogic · · Score: 0

      So are if you're an old man, you'll have to lift weights with your dick and take Viagra impress the ladies.

    28. Re:Obvious (?) question by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      or not let the jocks throw you in a trashcan or stuff you in a locker?

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    29. Re:Obvious (?) question by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      Actually it is the loss of bone mass that is really dangerous. In fact increasing muscle mass without increasing bone density would probably be FATAL to astronauts.

    30. Re:Obvious (?) question by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      I'll bet the main commercial application will be found in super-meaty chickens and cows.

      That is assuming that you can catch and kill the chickens and cows.

    31. Re:Obvious (?) question by benjamindees · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's true but unfortunately you would probably have to eat a lot more protein. The diet of the average American is heavily weighted towards sugars, fats and starches since that's what our overdeveloped brains tell us we need. So we have naturally used those brains to develop mechanized agriculture that can produce those foods most efficiently. This has basically turned us into highly-intelligent blobs.

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    32. Re:Obvious (?) question by svunt · · Score: 1

      Off the top of my head, I could do a lot on foot that I currently need a car for, like carrying a tonne of groceries home from the shop. I could move house without trolleys - and more importantly without back injuries, with more muscle supporting my spine. I'd also be faster, so I could avoid otherwise fatal accidents with falling pianos. I could bang my fat wife standing up for once (disclaimer: I have no fat wife), pull my kids out of a flaming wreckage several years longer into their own lives...the list goes on. Your sedentary lifestyle is not normal, or healthy.

    33. Re:Obvious (?) question by Missing_dc · · Score: 3, Funny

      And if this promotes muscle growth where it is used most, most of us Slashdotters will end up with just one Superhuman Arm.

      "Hello, I am the Mega-Baiter!!"

      Disclaimer: I am married, so my arms would remain the same, but my wife would (through associated absorption) develop some massive jaw and tongue muscles......

      I love her....

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    34. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The obvious answer is that it will be easier to seduce superficial women (or gay men if you swing that way).

    35. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer to use rejuvenation every century.

    36. Re:Obvious (?) question by tolkienfan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I wouldn't call the average American "highly-intelligent".
      "Blobs" on the other hand...

    37. Re:Obvious (?) question by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you entirely sure about that? I've been home a couple of weeks from a trip to a country with a much healthier diet than that of the USA, and I've been craving their food (mostly vegetables, beans, and wholeish grains) ever since I got back.

    38. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an sexist idiot, which is the real reason you don't get laid.

    39. Re:Obvious (?) question by syousef · · Score: 1

      first off, you would have 40% more muscle with no effort. The ladies will be a callin'

      So will 'roids, but the side effects mean you won't be interested (and neither will they when they see you in all your glory)

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    40. Re:Obvious (?) question by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Only poor people would be weak any more... especially considering that 20 micrograms cost $200 or so: http://www.biotangusa.com/bt/product.php?productid=1424

    41. Re:Obvious (?) question by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      No, it's not gene therapy. It's a protein. You get the injections, you build the muscles, and they just stay after it's gone.

    42. Re:Obvious (?) question by Totenglocke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny? Yes, but it's actually insightful / informative. God, I think this post just made us aware that we need to improve the mod system to more accurately reflect a post's content......

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    43. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use it to fight off criminals with super-strength of course.

    44. Re:Obvious (?) question by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I do that too - probably need to do more cardio, or perhaps yoga.

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    45. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not too familiar with loss of bone mass as it relates to astronauts, but the increase of muscle mass and thus the higher amount of force applied during training would cause less bone density loss I'd imagine.

    46. Re:Obvious (?) question by BKX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      beans, grains = sugar/starch

      The reason you crave those foods over our refined foods is that your body detected that that form of sugar/starch also contained more vitamins and was tastier.

    47. Re:Obvious (?) question by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Turbo chicken and hyper bull.

    48. Re:Obvious (?) question by Tynin · · Score: 1

      Man oh man, agreed 100%. Sitting in a chair most days really destroys your lower back. My readings on the space program taught me that the lower back is one of the first to atrophy, and possibly the hardest to rebuild. Every few weeks my lower back gives me problems...

    49. Re:Obvious (?) question by jipn4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Big muscles used to be considered undesirable, since they were an indication of low social status. If it gets cheap and commonplace to get big muscles, they'll go out of fashion again. Their value as a signal is that they require dedication, time, and resources.

    50. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty soon, you won't get laid without it

      Believe it or not, some women actually are interested in other qualities than muscular development.

    51. Re:Obvious (?) question by norpy · · Score: 1

      However the reason for the loss of bone density is due to the lack of pressure from skeletal muscles on them.

      Bones get harder and stronger in the same way as muscles get larger and stronger.

    52. Re:Obvious (?) question by ko9 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, someone very close to me is suffering from Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, which makes me very interested in how effective this could be, and how fast these human trials will start.. And if it does work to counter these diseases, how to get access as soon as possible (the disease is usually fatal within a few years). I suspect it is too much to hope that this will both prove effective, AND expect it to be available within, say, a year or so.. But it never hurts to ask :-/

    53. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? We'll have nations populated by beached whales with super-human strength?

    54. Re:Obvious (?) question by graviT · · Score: 1

      Then what you need is stronger abs, not a more muscular back. The abs support the lower back and help maintain its alignment. Work your abs and stretch your hamstrings and you'll stop putting your back out.

    55. Re:Obvious (?) question by ppanon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, the problem is that now you would need to bring home two tonnes of groceries.

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    56. Re:Obvious (?) question by sexybomber · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bingo, this exactly. If this drug hit the mainstream, we'd end up with a couple billion ripped, status-obsessed douchebags. Some would begin spiking their hair and frosting the tips. It'd be like Jersey guidos, but worldwide. (In other words, it would be Hell on Earth.)

      End result: Women stop liking big muscles. Slashdotters become the most desirable men on the planet. Cowboy Neal ends up on the cover of "Playgirl". Geeks begin outbreeding other social groups. They ultimately inherit the Earth.

      I, for one, welcome the very brief reign of our muscly overlords.

    57. Re:Obvious (?) question by DynamiteNeon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just because you named your computer does not make it your wife, and I don't even want to know what you consider to be its jaw and tongue muscles. This drug will not work on your computer.

    58. Re:Obvious (?) question by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      As is the bone density loss.

      It is possible for a person to intentionally injure themselves using only their muscle power (hyperextension of the elbow is an obvious method.)

      Just imagine a person with strong muscles and weak bones!

      (Not to say that your idea is invalid. Just throwing some info out there!)

    59. Re:Obvious (?) question by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      If anything I'd expect gym attendance to increase dramatically. You can pop all the pills you want but the body is a fat-hording machine. If you aren't doing "something" to burn extra calories, they are most likely going to congregate for a consolidation meeting at your ass!

      -Oz

    60. Re:Obvious (?) question by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      That brings up interesting questions about what happens when your musculo-skeletal system and your nervous system start fighting for calories. The stereotypical big dumb guy?

      This stereotype is just that - a stereotype. Numerous studies have been done, and there is no particular correlation between intelligence and muscle tone and/or general body strength. If anything, stronger people tend to be smarter, as the greater strength implies good general health, which IS a factor in promoting intelligence. (sickly, weak people generally don't do well on IQ tests)

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    61. Re:Obvious (?) question by slyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those already exist, just google "belgium cows".

      Conceptually the thing as the kid, cows born without the gene so they basically are giant masses of muscle.

    62. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yours never shuts up either, eh?

    63. Re:Obvious (?) question by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      They do, but you have to consider the greatly increased strength needed just to move the weight of their bodies. Even this drug will not increase ligament strength, so it may have its dangers for obese users as well. They may end up more prone to strains and hyperextension than a lighter person.

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    64. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or small animals, if you swing that way.

      Or small golfers, if they swing that way.

      Or Java programmers, if they Swing that way.

      Or.....

    65. Re:Obvious (?) question by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      You need to actually work out the muscles in the lower back. A lot of back injuries can be averted by actually using those muscles instead of avoiding them like we are coached to. The danger only comes when you overuse them.

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    66. Re:Obvious (?) question by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

      Weird, because every time I'm in Japan for longer than a week I start craving MEAT b/c I'm so sick of eating all their supposedly healthy food that mostly takes really bad. Luckily the wife doesn't read this site, so I'm in the clear. Really, I do like healthy food... but just not much Japanese food, sadly. Sorry Japan!

    67. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the problem is that now you would need to bring home two tonnes of groceries.

      That's not really a problem though, since now you can be strong enough to lift two tonnes of groceries.

    68. Re:Obvious (?) question by tychver · · Score: 1

      I would guess the researchers are interested in the multi-billion-dollar bodybuilding scam.

      There...

      There are few snake oil industries larger than the bodybuilding supplement market. Also, weightlifting refers to the olympic sport, and what most people think of as weightlifting is more accurately called resistance training.

    69. Re:Obvious (?) question by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      yes, you do. if you read the linked article about the kid, it says he eats a full meal almost every hour, without gaining any weight.

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    70. Re:Obvious (?) question by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on this one. Meat, the real mans food.

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    71. Re:Obvious (?) question by jcr · · Score: 1

      I wonder how long it's going to be before we just do the obvious thing and make spacecraft that rotate to provide the astronauts with a 1G environment for most of their time in space.

      -jcr

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    72. Re:Obvious (?) question by 10Neon · · Score: 1
      A different vision of a musclebound future.

      Very possibly still Hell on Earth.

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    73. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sex life is obviously very boring.

    74. Re:Obvious (?) question by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      True, but I'd expect it to help: almost all muscles operate in pairs, to flex a joint one way or the other. By keeping strong muscles operating in pairs, I'd expect that to produce stress that improves bone strength.

    75. Re:Obvious (?) question by svunt · · Score: 1

      I realise that it's not economical thinking, and hardly applicable to the general populace, but personally I'd kill for an excuse to eat four pounds of steak every day. As it is I work out furiously five days a week so I can enjoy a massively calorie- & protein-rich diet. I don't think this is a great idea for humanity, far from it, but I can definitely see the value in being super-strong.

    76. Re:Obvious (?) question by compro01 · · Score: 1

      We've had those for over a century just through old fashioned selective breeding.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian Blue
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmontese (cattle)

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    77. Re:Obvious (?) question by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Disclaimer: I am married, so my arms would remain the same, but my wife would (through associated absorption) develop some massive jaw and tongue muscles......"

      Yeah, but don't get her angry at you, she'll just wait for the moment, and get a death grip on you with her super human pussy muscles...and then what are you gonna do?

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    78. Re:Obvious (?) question by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Man oh man, agreed 100%. Sitting in a chair most days really destroys your lower back. "

      Apparently, it also causes your ass to atrophy....

      I swear I used to have one....but, where/when did it go???

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    79. Re:Obvious (?) question by Tynin · · Score: 1

      ...and then what are you gonna do?

      Kindly ask for more, hoping that she'd beat me ;-)

    80. Re:Obvious (?) question by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Just bear that in mind when you take your new body out on the street and someone that spent time actually building up their body (and doing steroids) decides that they want to beat the snot out of you.

      There is no substitute for being active.

      All that muscle won't do you any good if you've not properly trained and toned it. And the first time you try to show off and lift something heavy, watch your ligaments and tendons rip.

      All look, no substance - sounds pretty American to me!

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    81. Re:Obvious (?) question by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Only poor people would be weak any more"

      WRONG!

      See I'm poor and I'm already strong, spending time out int he streets actually doing things tends to do that to a person. See, all that increased muscle mass means jack shit if you haven't trained it. While you're showing off, I'm breaking you down and showing you what REAL power is.

      The second you go to lift somethign heavy your tendons and sinew will RIP and you get what you deserve for takign a shortcut.

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    82. Re:Obvious (?) question by Zerth · · Score: 1

      So... What's the effective dose again?

      On the other hand, Biotang? Could they have chosen a less-legit sounding name?

    83. Re:Obvious (?) question by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Quit leaning forwards in your chair. You're stressing the base of your spine and that leads to weakened back muscles, which pull easily because you're CONSTANTLY stretching them as you lean forwards.

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    84. Re:Obvious (?) question by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Fat people mostly have quite a bit of muscle in the legs and lower torso, because they have been building it moving their mass around, even if they are not very active. They don't tend towards muscle in the upper torso and arms. Going on a diet to lose weight usually results in loss of both fat and muscle mass. I've seem a few cases where a fat person managed to lose weight mostly by exercise, and it can be remarkable - i.e. a sedentary 260 lb. middle aged woman who could do 320 on the leg press machine from her first day at the gym. She didn't have a lot of endurance, dexterity, or upper body strength when she started, but legs? Yeah, she had those, and after eight months, she was down to 180, and could leg press over twice her weight, and kick higher than her head. I hope she's kept up with it since I saw her last, but even in the still chunky range, I'd estimate she was seriously lethal with those kicks if she ever needed to be.

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    85. Re:Obvious (?) question by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ligaments will usually thicken up if you use the muscles, but there's a lag of about 4 to 9 months. The point where a ligament attaches to bone actually has to gain cross sectional area more than the rest of the ligament does. That will grow in most young adults, and probably grow somewhat even in older persons with the right exercise. Jack Lalanne claimed ligament growth eventually caught up even for people who started serious exercise in their 70's. So, my guess would be that this treatment could put people in a temporarily vulnerable zone, but with good sports medicine, that risk would be reasonable and eventually pass. Incidentally, there's some evidence even bone will thicken to match after about 2 to 3 years with the same exercise load. That's been reported by some bodybuilders including Frank Zane and Aaahnold, but is still controversial.

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    86. Re:Obvious (?) question by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sod Japanese food. I was in Israel. Chick peas and bread formed one of our main snacks (hummus + pita), and practically every main or side dish anywhere included a healthy dose of veggies. Pretty tasty too, you just had to remember to eat red meats, spinach, and broccoli a decent amount of the time to keep up the body's iron supplies. They've got plenty of meat nowadays, but it's still mostly poultry or lamb instead of beef.

      The really funny thing is that while it's definitely more expensive to eat a Medi-style diet here in the States, it's not prohibitively expensive. I can get eggplants, peppers, onions, tomatoes, chickpeas, lemons, spices, etc. at perfectly reasonable prices (compared to the dirt-cheap prices in Israel). The hard thing is really knowing the recipes and having the time to follow them rather than being able to afford a healthier diet.

      I've been trying to push it on my family, and so far they have decided they like harif sauce, or as they call it "pepper mush".

    87. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      My research focuses almost exclusively on muscular dystrophy(MD) and I can tell you, with near certainty, that this approach will not help these patients. The problem with MD is that the whole regenerative process breaks down. Follistatin only acts within the framework of normal muscle regeneration. The problem is that these kids exhaust their normal regeneration abilities at an early age.

      Muscle has remarkable regenerative potential due to a population of muscle stem cells. Follistatin enhances the regenerative response of these cells. The problem with MD is that these cells lose their regenerative potential as these patients approach adulthood. Instead of differentiating into muscle tissue, muscle stem cells turn into fibrotic scar tissue. These patients don't need an exaggerated stem cell response, they need something that promotes the normal regenerative process. On that front, therapies that antagonize TGF signalling are showing far more promise.

    88. Re:Obvious (?) question by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

      "develop some massive jaw and tongue muscles...."

      Lets hope she knows her own strength...

    89. Re:Obvious (?) question by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that this would be incredibly useful to those with muscle wasting diseases.

      A hundred star trek, gorilla and body builder jokes before someone points out what seems like the most significant implication. For people with muscular and myotonic dystrophy this could mean the difference between an very unpleasant and premature death and living to a normal age.

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    90. Re:Obvious (?) question by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Well, if you can take a drug that means more energy gets converted into muscle instead of fat (and also that more of your body fat is used up in everyday activities) then the increased fitness will probably make it feel like less of a PITA to exercise.

      I was a chubby (not fat) kid myself and even though I also had a lot of muscle back in those days (I was tall and had a bit of a (american) football player look to me) I found that compared to when I was in college and practically underweight (ah, the college diet, hard bread, orange juice and the occasional ramen is all you need) with very little body fat exercise was a lot more of a hassle, in college I wasn't lifting all that extra weight so physical activities became a lot more fun (since I could be physically active over longer periods of time instead of just bursts, running n miles at x mph is a lot more fun than running n/4 miles at 2*x mph).

      /Mikael

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    91. Re:Obvious (?) question by Krneki · · Score: 1

      This is my reaction too. Also, what is the cost of having to maintain all these muscles? Do you have to eat more than the normal person? Do you lose all your fine motor control?

      The human is the best animal in the brain department. Why don't they try to improve what we're good at? Why compete with the Gorilla?

      Only if you want to be like Hulk.

      You know, you could just take the right amount and be a fit person without the need to do exercise. Ok, you steel need to exercise, but you know what I mean.

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    92. Re:Obvious (?) question by Krneki · · Score: 1

      No need to guess, from TFA: "The National Children's Hospital interest in myostatin is not to create super strong children, but to help those children whose muscles have already atrophied. Muscular Dystrophy (MD) affects thousands of children in the US who slowly lose muscle and rarely survive into adulthood. Follistatin gene therapy could serve as a method to extend their lives or perhaps even reverse the symptoms of their conditions. Likewise, the eldery are susceptible to several diseases that lead to a loss of muscle strength and coordination. By blocking myostatin, we may all be able to live with the strength of our youth even as we age into our 80s."

      Of course they say his.

      Think of the children is way better then, we will help body-builders cheat they way to the victory.

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    93. Re:Obvious (?) question by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I love her....

      Me too.

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    94. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous+Hermit · · Score: 1

      Exactly. They should also make sure that a command to open the pod bay doors can't be overridden by the AI, especially if it's on a mission to Jupiter.

    95. Re:Obvious (?) question by innerweb · · Score: 1

      From so much of the chatter I hear at work from the female part of the staff, the pocket book seems to be the thing most women are interested in. Not that they say cash or pocket book, but "ooooh, nice, it looks expensive, he is a good find." Or, more often, "My man is worthless, he does not buy me anything anymore." God, they make me laugh.

      Of course, I know I dated many ladies when I was younger who were not interested in my pocketbook (it was mostly empty), but then again, back then, I was a buff weight lifter/swimmer.

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    96. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous+Hermit · · Score: 1

      Muscles wouldn't make the wheel obsolete. Unless you would have to drag it up a high slope, you could pull at least your own weight in groceries today with a cart.

    97. Re:Obvious (?) question by ultranova · · Score: 1

      See I'm poor and I'm already strong, spending time out int he streets actually doing things tends to do that to a person.

      You're apparently rich enough to hang on Slashdot.

      See, all that increased muscle mass means jack shit if you haven't trained it. While you're showing off, I'm breaking you down and showing you what REAL power is.

      That's pretty hostile of you. Are you sure you haven't taken any "performance enhancers" to help build those muscles?

      The second you go to lift somethign heavy your tendons and sinew will RIP and you get what you deserve for takign a shortcut.

      Apart from the fact that blocking myostatin doesn't simply make giant muscles appear overnight, but simply starts them growing, I'd like to point out that the whole point of intelligence is "taking shortcuts". Our bodies haven't caught up with our current lifestyle yet - arguably they haven't really caught up to even agriculture yet - so why not use our brains to adjust their chemistry to overcome the resulting problems?

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    98. Re:Obvious (?) question by ultranova · · Score: 2, Informative

      In order to work, the spacecraft needs a radius of rotation of at least tens of meters, otherwise the term "vomit comet" gets a whole new meaning. You also need some way to keep the thing balanced as people move around. Finally, all that rotation induces stress on the structure, so it needs to be thicker and heavier to withstand it.

      In other words: not anytime soon.

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    99. Re:Obvious (?) question by kandela · · Score: 1

      Yep, I've know a few who I'm sure would like to be able to sweep their boyfriends off their feet quite literally.

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    100. Re:Obvious (?) question by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Generally speaking, wealthy people don't hang around the same places that poor angry people hang around. So chances are, the only person you are breaking down is some other poor schmuck just like yourself.

    101. Re:Obvious (?) question by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Since when have big muscles ever been in fashion or considered desirable by the majority of people? The muscle subculture will always be around, and this may help grow their numbers, but I don't think this will make it any more or less fashionable. Muscle heads will always be the freak show they have always been, there'll simply be more off them wondering why the charming slim types still get all the girls.

    102. Re:Obvious (?) question by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Oh people are going to douse themselves in this to pretend they are better than other people and lift horrendous weights and break their bones in the process, all in the name of "sport" (allegedly)

      See: Tour de France

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    103. Re:Obvious (?) question by PRMan · · Score: 1

      You know, now that you mention it, it would be nice to move the Escalade that's taking up 2 spaces...

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    104. Re:Obvious (?) question by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Who let them out of the cages that they've been in since birth?

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    105. Re:Obvious (?) question by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Left turn Clyde.

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    106. Re:Obvious (?) question by ignavus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Likewise, the eldery are susceptible to several diseases that lead to a loss of muscle strength and coordination. By blocking myostatin, we may all be able to live with the strength of our youth even as we age into our 80s."

      Get off my lawn or I'll THROW you off!

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    107. Re:Obvious (?) question by asc99c · · Score: 1

      As the article states, the main use is intended to be people suffering muscular atrophy. But also different normal range people have different amounts of muscle - and for some people this means various occasional tasks like moving a fridge/freezer, washing machine, CRT TV etc. just aren't possible without help.

      One other thing I can think of is both my wife's parents have back problems which cause them a lot of difficulty. I've generally taken the view that what would really help them is much stronger back muscles - but of course to do this naturally requires back exercises, so it's a bit of a catch-22 since they aren't going to be doing deadlifts any time soon. If this stuff could be given in controlled and targeted doses, a couple of injections through the core muscles and lats could be a dramatic improvement.

    108. Re:Obvious (?) question by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Mediterranean-style food is easy to cook, tasty, cheap and healthy. Unfortunately, we're losing all our food traditions to processed food.

      Many of the people my age never learned to cook anything decent. I try to teach our culinary traditions to my kids, but most parents will just feed them sausages and fries.

      Teens and young adults consider many traditional culinary habits old stuff. They prefer butter or margarine to olive oil. Prefer fried over baked or roasted. Won't touch salads or greens of any kind. Prefer refined white bread over the traditional ultra-healthy mixed-cereal bread. Red wine is considered for the "old men in the tavern", they prefer sodas, beer and liquors like Bacardi (beuh!) and vodka.

      I see this trend reversing a bit the latest years. I hope it becomes a strong movement.

    109. Re:Obvious (?) question by LtGordon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A better question would be: what about your tendons and all the other moving parts? Having super strong muscles doesn't do you a whole lot of good if your tendons can't support the extra load. Imagine shoving a heavy-duty diesel engine into a Honda Civic. The extra power is only useful until it starts to rip apart the chassis.

    110. Re:Obvious (?) question by Tejin · · Score: 1
      Pah! Those "Belgium" cows are as much a hoax as Belgium itself.

      Let me ask you: why name a real cow after a nonexistent country?

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    111. Re:Obvious (?) question by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      The average US citizen eats more than 200 pounds of meat (beef pork and chicken) a year. We eat plenty of protein... we just don't balance it very well with other things that will help metabolize it properly. That said, our diets are most definitely weighted to sugars and fats. I just wanted to point out that we get plenty of proteins.

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    112. Re:Obvious (?) question by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      They're a research supply company. They verify that it's going to an institution. There are a ton of companies out there that don't really cross the public radar.

    113. Re:Obvious (?) question by Gryle · · Score: 1

      The human body needs somewhere between 40g - 70g of protein per day, depending on gender, age, and current physical state. According to a study I read recently, the average American consumes about 50% more protein than they need. I suspect we wouldn't need to up our protein intake all that much.

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    114. Re:Obvious (?) question by yabos · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they would be if they could legally sell it, but like anabolic steroids, testosterone and derivatives, this will most likely become a controlled substance in the US at least. There are countries in Europe where it is legal though so possibly this myostatin blocker will be legal there as well.

    115. Re:Obvious (?) question by theascended · · Score: 1

      He did say blob... compared to an amoeba... nah... still a hard comparison some days.

    116. Re:Obvious (?) question by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      As trends come and go, they tend to follow the grandparents. People like to rebel against parents, but find grandparents cool. So if you have kids push crap on them and get grandparents to teach them the healthy stuff.

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    117. Re:Obvious (?) question by GuyverDH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      don't move it... just smash it.. until it fits in one space...

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    118. Re:Obvious (?) question by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Which is likely why you're a fat slob.

    119. Re:Obvious (?) question by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you don't eat enough to maintain all the muscle, you'll lose it until your body is in equilibrium.

      Of course, I have started bodybuilding, and I STILL eat less calories than your average fat ass (I take in around 3,500 / day, the average fatass is likely 5000+ a day).

    120. Re:Obvious (?) question by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Um, how exactly do you know it wouldn't increase ligament strength?

    121. Re:Obvious (?) question by KnownIssues · · Score: 1

      "The National Children's Hospital interest in myostatin is not to create super strong children, but to help those children whose muscles have already atrophied.

      Right. And scientists' interest in nuclear fission was not to create an atomic bomb. It doesn't matter what the original intention is. If something can be used for evil, it will be used for evil (or stupidity).

    122. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is the link to the researchers in question (2 floors up from me at Nationwide Children's Hospital, not National):

      http://www.nationwidechildrens.org/GD/Templates/Pages/Childrens/Research/ResearchCenter.aspx?page=3804

      There is a link on this page to their gene therapy clinical trials if you'd like more info

    123. Re:Obvious (?) question by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Hrm, not sure I agree with you there. Plenty of studies show the benefits of using whey protiens over whole foods at certain time, creatine has been accepted to help build for quite some time now. BCAAs have proven to be effective at building muscle, and things like fish oil and glucosamine do infact reduce swelling. Will any sups transform you overnight without effort on your part? Certainly not... but to say they aren't effective (especially when there are studies that show otherwise) is silly.

      You'll gain more using sups while working out and eating right than if you don't. Maybe its a scam because people think they take the sup and do nothing to get ripped?

    124. Re:Obvious (?) question by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. interesting word cheat. Taking caffiene can reduce fatige while lifting weights. Is that now cheating too? Drinking whey protien at certain times will help you build more muscle than if you didn't. Do you consider that cheating?

    125. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about the sociological, biological, or economical repercussions that this would cause if a viable domestic product were to be available, but if it were I could finally get my power level to over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!

    126. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1000

      There are reason why I love 18+ year old gymnast girls.

    127. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I have a laptop computer! Wait, what were we talking about?

    128. Re:Obvious (?) question by operagost · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because we don't have any of that in the USA! All we have are hamburgers and potato chips!

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    129. Re:Obvious (?) question by operagost · · Score: 1

      In the USA, it's the opposite. Whole-grain breads are considered "trendy" (funny, because I was eating that stuff at home in the 1980s), as are olive oil and greens. It's just that people are used to putting everything else above what we really need, which are sleep and good food. Most people get to eat healthy food once in a while, but the rest of the week they rush to McD's because they didn't leave any time to eat.

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    130. Re:Obvious (?) question by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      Reports so far seem to indicate it does not directly promote ligament growth. Your body naturally increases ligament size as muscles grow, but this takes more time than it takes to grow muscle mass. People who start rigorous weight training are more prone to ligament damage than are long time weight lifters, for among other reasons, due to ligament damage.

      This drug may improve ligament strength as a side effect of increased muscle strength, but in the short term may increase the likelihood of damage to users.

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      You can't legislate goodness. Let each to his own destiny, by will of his freely made choices.
    131. Re:Obvious (?) question by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Because the government does not want smarted people, they are too tough to control and most don't make for good consumers...where would the economy be without all the stupid people buying very shiny things!!!
      Hell, making them smarter would mean they could all plan on twitter to force a boycott of oil companies for 1 month, and make the price of oil go way down, almost to the point of bankruptcy .... see even though the richest control the oil, it is the demand that controls the rich...without it, they are penniless.

      No government wants EVERYBODY to be smart, they want a few good individuals to give hope to the rest of them that you can become one if you really try hard enough...bla,bla,bla.

      Sorry for my cynical view of our government, but I saw through Bush all those years and yet people still reelected him, or he outsmarted everybody and rigged the election, and no one wanted to force a recount. Not enough people really try anymore, laziness or lack of intelligence.

      Both are what you need for a government to have a easily maintainable society!!!

    132. Re:Obvious (?) question by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, not necessarily. Most people brush their teeth, get haircuts, and perform a multitude of other grooming tasks, and yet these things are still desirable. I doubt health will ever go out of fashion, regardless of its predominance.

      Moreover, obesity was (allegedly) desirable at one point only because it indicated a social status that allowed for a sedentary lifestyle. More likely, as today, it wasn't *desirable*, but rather tolerated because of the associated wealth that came with it.

    133. Re:Obvious (?) question by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "You're apparently rich enough to hang on Slashdot."

      I'm smart enough to use my money frugally.

      "That's pretty hostile of you. Are you sure you haven't taken any "performance enhancers" to help build those muscles?"

      Nope, naturally aggressive, mainly because I'm sick and tired of assholes bossing around the little guy.

      "Our bodies haven't caught up with our current lifestyle yet - arguably they haven't really caught up to even agriculture yet - so why not use our brains to adjust their chemistry to overcome the resulting problems?"

      Do you know enough about your body to just start wantonly adjusting your carefully-balanced chemistry? Are you nuts?

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    134. Re:Obvious (?) question by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I'm smart enough to use my money frugally.

      One of those uses is, apparently, an Internet connection to get a break from all that hanging around the streets doing things.

      Nope, naturally aggressive, mainly because I'm sick and tired of assholes bossing around the little guy.

      Given your threats of "breaking" the parent poster in a show of physical strength just because you disagree with the "unnatural" method he plans to get muscles in, I'd say you sound more like said bullies than anything.

      Do you know enough about your body to just start wantonly adjusting your carefully-balanced chemistry?

      No, but I'm pretty sure that the researchers do. I'll wait and see if they'll be using their own pills, though.

      Are you nuts?

      That is difficult for me to say, but I feel no desire to "break" anyone to show them what "REAL power" is, so I guess I'm saner than you.

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    135. Re:Obvious (?) question by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Combine this with http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/12/06/060243 and we'll have some interesting results.

    136. Re:Obvious (?) question by Khyber · · Score: 1

      The fact you think sanity even exists is proof that you're nuts. :)

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    137. Re:Obvious (?) question by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Do you work as a physicist, by chance? Seems like a LHC-esque solution. Good job.

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    138. Re:Obvious (?) question by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I'm smart enough to use my money frugally.

      Presumably, you are poor and with a computer and an Internet connection. Some would say that isn't that poor, but then there are those that whine if anyone on welfare has a TV.

      Nope, naturally aggressive, mainly because I'm sick and tired of assholes bossing around the little guy.

      How did they get to be the boss, and if you are so smart, why aren't you the boss?

    139. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moreover, obesity was (allegedly) desirable at one point only because it indicated a social status that allowed for a sedentary lifestyle. More likely, as today, it wasn't *desirable*, but rather tolerated because of the associated wealth that came with it.

      I doubt anything that fits the medical definition of obesity was ever desirable, but then again there are some in modern society that consider 10 to 20 pounds of excess fat as "obese". I can believe that being somewhat overweight (think Ruben's models), rather than medically obese, might have been desirable in some times and places in the past.

    140. Re:Obvious (?) question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Likewise, the eldery are susceptible to several diseases that lead to a loss of muscle strength and coordination. By blocking myostatin, we may all be able to live with the strength of our youth even as we age into our 80s."

      Get off my lawn or I'll THROW you off!

      I, for one, welcome our new super-strong geriatric overlords, and I remind them as an EE I am important to the production of both TVs and power on so they may continue to enjoy their daily Matlock, Golden Girls, and Andy Griffith marathons.

  3. Obligatory comment by Locke2005 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one welcome our new super-strong Macaque Monkey overlords!

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  4. Super-strength Macaque monkeys by noidentity · · Score: 0, Redundant

    scientists have been able to get follistatin (a myostatin blocker) to promote phenomenal muscle growth in macaque monkeys

    I, for one, welcome our soon-to-be Macaque monkey overlords with my open puny-muscled arms.

  5. Super mutants going cheap by Qlither · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well damn, now no one will buy my super mutants if they can be one :(. >MadDoc

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    1. Re:Super mutants going cheap by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Competition is a bitch, crazy doc, ain't it!

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    2. Re:Super mutants going cheap by Anonymous+Hermit · · Score: 1

      You should patent your FEV and then license it out to companies itching to start manufacturing super mutants. That way you don't have to have to worry about marketing and can spend your time researching the next version. Seriously, you need better marketing. I didn't even know your product was for sale.

    3. Re:Super mutants going cheap by Synthaxx · · Score: 1

      As long as they're limited in intelligence and can follow orders there will be a market. I suggest politicians as the base.

  6. Now I'll never finish my fortress! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    My dwarves are going to be 100% more terrified when the monkeys have super strength!

    1. Re:Now I'll never finish my fortress! by smartaleq · · Score: 1

      Urist Stormfist cancels drink: Interrupted by Macaque Hulk.
      Urist Stormfist has been struck down.

    2. Re:Now I'll never finish my fortress! by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I REALLY want to know how that got modded informative.

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    3. Re:Now I'll never finish my fortress! by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 1

      Whimsy.

    4. Re:Now I'll never finish my fortress! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darn Rhesus Macaques, always stealing my socks.

    5. Re:Now I'll never finish my fortress! by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      (d)esignate -> Butcher

      There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.

    6. Re:Now I'll never finish my fortress! by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      I for one would like to be informed when super strong monkeys are bearing down on my fortress

  7. Wicked! by Ann+O'Nymous-Coward · · Score: 1

    All Elphaba needs to do is graft some wings onto those macaques, and she's all set!

    1. Re:Wicked! by wolfsdaughter · · Score: 1

      Defy Gravity!

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  8. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. It will be used clinically for people who have muscle growth problems. For athletes, it will remain a banned substance.

    1. Re:No. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Riiiiiiight... 'cause there are no documented cases of athletes EVER using banned substances!

      In this case, it's not even a banned substance, it's a banned gene therapy treatment -- at least it should be easy to detect. Guess we need to start rewriting the rules now to deal with athletes with modified DNA.

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    2. Re:No. by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      http://www.steroid.com/

      Hey, yeah, that'll probably work!

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    3. Re:No. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      It's a protein that occurs naturally, and after the treatment is done the muscles are there and the levels of it in the body go back to normal... how could it be tested for?

    4. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if they'll mandate that people who naturally lack the gene be required to take some kind of gene therapy to bring their muscle mass back down to typical levels if they ever want to be in the Olympics or something.

    5. Re:No. by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      No. It will be used clinically for people who have muscle growth problems. For athletes, it will remain a banned substance.

      So, as a non-athlete, where can I buy some?

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  9. Great, now I will beaten to death by my girlfriend by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    At least she won't smell musky and have a 'stache.....

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  10. No by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, not all of us.

    Just soldiers and government agents.

    1. Re:No by DigitalGodBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is this not +5 Terrifying?

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  11. Fun at the Olympics in 20 years. by sparkeyjames · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you thought the German swimmers looked like men during the 80's and 90's just wait till this kicks for human use.

     

    1. Re:Fun at the Olympics in 20 years. by sparkeyjames · · Score: 1

      er German women swimmers.

    2. Re:Fun at the Olympics in 20 years. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean East German during the 70s and 80s.

      But in the 90s and later? Hmm, I don’t think she looks like a man at all, does she?

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    3. Re:Fun at the Olympics in 20 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd do her ..

    4. Re:Fun at the Olympics in 20 years. by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who has this fetish?

      Maybe I should have rephrased that... Seriously though, many body-building women would probably love an alternative to beard growth. Maybe this could do away with some social stigmata.

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  12. Helpful for the Obese... by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    One of the problems with wanting to lose weight is by the time you become a large tub, you no longer have enough muscle to move around and exercise. Now you can take this drug, have enough power to start working out and not feel like you are dying when you are starting out, which may increase the positive feedback effect.

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    1. Re:Helpful for the Obese... by furbearntrout · · Score: 1

      In my experience, the problem (with exercise) is the joints, not the muscles. In this case, the increase in BMR is more significant.

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    2. Re:Helpful for the Obese... by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

      One of the problems with wanting to lose weight is by the time you become a large tub, you no longer have enough muscle to move around and exercise

      Or you could, you know, reduce calorie intake and do something less strenuous like walking for a half hour each day to keep your metabolism from crashing.

      A morbidly obese individual can drop 100lbs of pure fat in 6 months doing that - I've done it.

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    3. Re:Helpful for the Obese... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      And as the biggest loser shows, that problem is a myth, an excuse not to get off the couch and do something.

  13. Fastest way to burn calories is to gain musclemass by netsavior · · Score: 3, Insightful

    so is this the new diet drug? Americans already take in too many calories, it would be very trans-human and very cool if we just altered our muscle mass instead of shrinking our calorie intake.

  14. Um, there are not-unforseen problems by Jack9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We have a world food distribution/shortage problem as it is. Imagine SUPER STRONG STARVING Humans.

    http://www.ashtreehill.com/the-hungry.html

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    1. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by maxume · · Score: 1

      I am imagining them breaking down the muscle mass for energy and becoming super weak starving humans.

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    2. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      The food supplies of those who are likely to consume this drug aren't really strongly related to those of the world's starving, for better or worse. At least not at the moment.

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    3. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And you thought you had problems with bullies stealing your lunch money before!

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    4. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      We have a world food distribution/shortage problem as it is. Imagine SUPER STRONG STARVING Humans.

      http://www.ashtreehill.com/the-hungry.html

      *We* do? Citation needed. Definition of "we" needed. I don't have a food shortage. No one I personally know does either. Crazy homeless people don't count. Why? Because of that little theory called "evolution." Natural selection should kill you off if you are too stupid to obtain food, or too stupid to follow the heard, or too stupid to cultivate crops. I doubt we would have a food shortage if all you evil bastards stopped donating to starving kids in Africa charities.

      Look people, they had their chance just like ever single other lineage. They grew incapable of sustaining their own lives, the burden is not on us to keep them alive, and THAT is what is causing a food shortage. If they are incapable of obtaining food (through hunting, gathering, or you know, CROP CULTIVATION) they should all starve to death so the rest of us have more resources.

      It's disgusting to see people actual donate to the starving kids in Africa funds because it allows those specific Africans to continue living off handouts in disease infested squalor, rather than migrating to an area capable of sustaining their very own lives. Shame on you charity corporations for preserving and perpetuating human suffering.

    5. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or too stupid to spell herd.

    6. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I dig you Social Darwanists. We should throw you over to a refugee camp and let your superior genes make you rise to the top. Would be good TV.

    7. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by Zordak · · Score: 1

      We have a world food distribution/shortage problem as it is. Imagine SUPER STRONG STARVING Humans.

      Michael Bay is on the phone. He'd like to have a word with you.

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    8. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dig you Social Darwanists. We should throw you over to a refugee camp and let your superior genes make you rise to the top. Would be good TV.

      I lived in poverty, I have gone through a refugee camp, and yes, I am a social Darwinist. At least I learned to spell in the process.

    9. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      That’s what machine guns are for.

      Besides: Where would they get that injection from anyway?

      There is no shortage! There is a non-equal distribution. Which, depending on who you want to help, is either what you want, or really wrong.
      I understand that you want to help others more than yourself... oh wait... state it, and complain about it, but not doing anything real at all. (Donating $5 a year (or month) to “starving children” is not going to make anything better. Rather worse even.)
      Instead you do what we all to: Work for our own good, and the “good” of those who benefit us.

      So first, follow your own philosophy, by spreading all your money across the world equally, until you all have the same amount.
      Or admit that you’re really only doing things for yourself.
      Both is fine with me. I’m not here do judge. Just to point out how things are.
      But stop being a hypocrite!

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    10. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Because of that little theory called "evolution." Natural selection should kill you off if you are too stupid to obtain food, or too stupid to follow the heard, or too stupid to cultivate crops. I doubt we would have a food shortage if all you evil bastards stopped donating to starving kids in Africa charities.

      Cool troll, bro.

      You're wrong, of course: evolution isn't about the weak dying, it's about traits that help you get kids becoming more widespread in population over time. One of these traits is empathy, a side effect of which is why people donate to starving kids in Africa.

      Look people, they had their chance just like ever single other lineage. They grew incapable of sustaining their own lives, the burden is not on us to keep them alive, and THAT is what is causing a food shortage. If they are incapable of obtaining food (through hunting, gathering, or you know, CROP CULTIVATION) they should all starve to death so the rest of us have more resources.

      Who's this "us" you are talking about? It seems to me that you, with your presumably superior genetics, are a greater threat/competition to me than these inferior people; consequently, the most rational strategy for me would be to ally with them against you.

      That's why empathy is an evolutionary advantage, BTW: it short-circuits this kind of cold rationality and keeps people from betraying each other even when it's in their own personal best interests, which in turn allows socities to form and grow.

      It's disgusting to see people actual donate to the starving kids in Africa funds because it allows those specific Africans to continue living off handouts in disease infested squalor, rather than migrating to an area capable of sustaining their very own lives. Shame on you charity corporations for preserving and perpetuating human suffering.

      Most inhabited areas of Africa are more than capable of supporting their populations, actually. The problem is cultural; Africa was still at the stage of tribalism when it was conquered by Europe. Those areas that have been able to leave it behind, and not fallen into hands of more or less insane dictators, are doing quite well; the rest have a bunch of warlords burning the crops or killing farmers.

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    11. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by maxm · · Score: 1

      No problem. We will just feed it to our livestock too. 30% more meat instantly.

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    12. Re:Um, there are not-unforseen problems by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>We have a world food distribution/shortage problem as it is. Imagine SUPER STRONG STARVING Humans.

      So you just give it to Americans, who could use a little bit more muscle, and a little bit less fat. We get plenty of calories.

      We could even just give it to our armed forces, and call it the Super Soldier Project. Tho' the Titan Project has a nice ring to it, too.

  15. ~80% Increase by jesusfr3Ak · · Score: 0

    Imagine being able to go from 100 kilos to 180 - a pretty significant gain. I don't see how the likes of the Army or Marines could pass something like this up.

  16. Darn by spyder-implee · · Score: 4, Funny

    For some reason I was really hoping to see some pictures of buff Monkeys.

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  17. Funny, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...why are all of these rated so Low? The Score dude doesn't appreciate good humor?

  18. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The odds are against general use of the treatment in humans. What about domestic animals though? 40 to 60lb turkeys or 2,500lb cattle. Chickens the size of turkeys? Anything to squeeze another buck out of domestic livestock.

  19. consequences by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seems like there is probably a reason we have myostatin and if you disable it, other health problems may result. We're just don't know what they are yet.

    Further, it seems like the people most interested in taking this drug would be bodybuilders who already have a low body fat percentage...they have little fat to burn and now this reduces the ability to metabolize their muscle tissue. I could foresee that a small medical problem involving the digestive tract could turn into a complete crisis if they cannot get the energy they need to fight an infection from their own tissues when they need it most.

    1. Re:consequences by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > Seems like there is probably a reason we have myostatin and if you disable
      > it, other health problems may result.

      You'll need to eat more.

      And no, that isn't a joke. There is strong evolutionary pressure for nutritional efficiency. Carrying around muscles you don't need uses up calories you could have used to live through the drought. Not a problem now for most humans, but it really mattered for all animals until fairly recently.

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    2. Re:consequences by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Seems like there is probably a reason we have myostatin and if you disable it

      There is a theory that early human hunters would spear a big, strong, fast furry critter and then just keep following the thing at a steady pace until it collapsed from exhaustion. We seem to be built for the long run instead of the short sprint.
      Personally I'm looking for the genetic modification that lets me get by on about an hour of sleep a night.

    3. Re:consequences by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think I read something (in the same article as I read about the endurance hunting you reference) that humans already deal with sleep deprivation better than most of the animal kingdom. It's one of the reasons that endurance hunting works for us but other predators can't do it.
      I don't think knowledge workers like slashdotters would want to go without sleep long-term. Sleep is when learning happens (moving memory traces from short-term into long-term memory). Even if you could, why would you want to kick your cognition in the teeth like that?

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    4. Re:consequences by crazybit · · Score: 1

      There is strong evolutionary pressure for nutritional efficiency. Carrying around muscles you don't need uses up calories you could have used to live through the drought. Not a problem now for most humans, but it really mattered for all animals until fairly recently.

      Yeah? so if a single human would have been able to kill a Mamut with his bare hands it wouldn't have been considered as an evolutionary advantage? If they could have built a house by themselves using 1 ton stones by himself? how about ripping the head off saber tooth tigers?

      I don't think it's an evolutionary issue, as parent says, we don't know what we will break in the long term if humans start using this drug. Maybe each generation will loose 10% of it's IQ, which will be hard to measure in monkeys and mice.

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    5. Re:consequences by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Even if you could, why would you want to kick your cognition in the teeth like that?

      First-mover advantage, reducing time-to-market, broken patent system, over-developed property laws and capitalism (labor-mixing actually) basically subsidizing those who sacrifice long-term gains for a short-term jump on the competition.

      Why do you think it's the software developers pulling all-nighters so that their program can get to market a month earlier or get a patent before the next guy who complain the most about software patents?

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    6. Re:consequences by ravenshrike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They would have wiped out their food sources faster than said food sources could reproduce, so no, it's not an evolutionary advantage.

    7. Re:consequences by Veroxii · · Score: 2, Informative

      It still happens - called the persistence hunt. Check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUpo_mA5RP8

    8. Re:consequences by benjamindees · · Score: 0, Troll

      I could foresee that a small medical problem involving the digestive tract could turn into a complete crisis if they cannot get the energy they need to fight an infection from their own tissues when they need it most.

      This argument demonstrates how the welfare state directly encourages substance abuse. Without a guaranteed constant supply of support, individuals would not have the incentive to risk their long-term health experimenting with unproven drugs. You're just talking about food, but how will you feel about subsidizing the health care of those who choose to risk their well-being in this way?

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    9. Re:consequences by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well, if that were the case we'd all be as big as elephants. Or indeed, we'd be rats in the walls of the elephant's homes.

      Elephants have been larger in the past, the big ones are now extinct. Besides food inefficiency, cooling is a problem.

    10. Re:consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like there is probably a reason we have myostatin and if you disable it, other health problems may result. We're just don't know what they are yet.

      Further, it seems like the people most interested in taking this drug would be bodybuilders who already have a low body fat percentage...they have little fat to burn and now this reduces the ability to metabolize their muscle tissue. I could foresee that a small medical problem involving the digestive tract could turn into a complete crisis if they cannot get the energy they need to fight an infection from their own tissues when they need it most.

      I know someone who is experimenting with this for 8 weeks. He is stronger, thicker...no miracle yet. But he does have a digestive problem, for about 4 weeks off and on.

    11. Re:consequences by Deosyne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know what a Mamut is, but it sounds like something that is pretty much impossible to kill with bare hands. Therefore there wouldn't be any large groups of humans who would battle Mamuts in hand-to-hand combat on a regular basis, thereby making those humans who are capable of winning in such contests the primary breeders and thus promoting those genetic traits that provided the necessary advantage to win. Similarly, no human has ever been able to build a structure using one ton stones by themselves, except through the use of tools. That would actually promote the evolution of tool-using capabilities rather than brute strength, which is the trait that I presume you were alluding to given the subject of the article. Similarly with the beheading of saber tooth tigers.

      The human body is an astounding machine, but it has a lot of "disadvantages" that have been necessitated for efficiency, such as limiting mass for the sake of greater fuel efficiency and mobility. A vastly increased muscle mass is only viable as long as nutrition is readily available, which it just so happens to be in most industrialized nations right now. However, widespread scarcity has been the rule for most of humanity throughout the ages so there is no reason why anyone should have expected that such development would have taken place before now. Even now with the huge caloric availability that we have, there is still no reason why this sort of extreme increase in musculature would be naturally bred into humans since raw strength is even less of a major measure of fitness as it pertains to evolution than ever before.

      Point being that just because we haven't evolved the massive strength gains sought by the product being tested, it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't biologically viable. We just haven't had an evolutionary need to do so the slow, natural way.

    12. Re:consequences by sharkey · · Score: 1

      The Mamut is the spiritual leader of a Mamutoi camp. I thought everyone knew that.

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    13. Re:consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was likely the reason for Neanderthal demise.

    14. Re:consequences by AnotherUsername · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, I am not a biologist, but I would imagine that, with vastly increased metabolism, comes shorter lifespans, simply because everything in the body happens a bit quicker(or a lot quicker). If your body does all of its tasks in a quicker fashion, cell mitosis and cell death will also happen quicker. Granted, it may not be a lot, but I would definately watch to see how long this kid lives, and how fast he goes through the various phases of life. Hopefully he doesn't turn into a Jack.

      I may be completely wrong, but I would definitely want to see the long term effects of something like this before I start injecting myself with water from the wrong cup

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      I don't like Linux. This doesn't make me a troll.
    15. Re:consequences by Ozlanthos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can also foresee mental issues arising for body-builders taking this substance. As they have lower fat percentages (as low as 3% in some cases) their brains would most likely starve in some way if muscle could no longer be converted to fat.

      -Oz

    16. Re:consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      metabolism is not equal to clock cycle

    17. Re:consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a biologist working in this field I can tell you that the evidence isn't quite so clear. Faster metabolism, depending on the context, doesn't mean shorter lifespan. In fact, if you mildly leak protons from the mitochondria to increase metabolism, it seems to increase lifespan. If you think of the electron transport chain as a water pipe, decreasing pressure via leakage of mitochondrial protons, decreases the propensity of electrons to leak. This has the effect of reducing superoxide generation (a strong oxidant), and results in less oxidative stress and longer lifespans.

    18. Re:consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In pigs there's a gene called the halothane gene that greatly increases the muscle mass (meat) on the animal but at the same time it also causes the pig to be far, far more susceptible to stress. I've seen animals with the gene lay down breathing heavily and never really recover from the "stress" of simply moving them from pen to pen.
      That side effect of breeding in an extra muscle mass gene into pigs was pretty darn obvious but I think it highlights well the potential for there to be unanticipated side effects from switching on a gene (or emphasising it in my pigs example) that isn't normally so.
      Not saying it can't be done, I'm sure the people working on it are far smarter than I - but there stands to be an awful lot of research into potential side effects before it can be proven safe.

    19. Re:consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully he doesn't turn into a Jack

      I agree. There are few things worse than becoming Robin Williams in one of his weepy please-won't-everyone-like-me tearjerker "comedy" roles.

      I mean, I though about becoming a teacher, but was afraid I'd wake up one day and be all Dead Poets Society. Gave me the willies.

        (Heh. My captcha is "heckle". Take that, popular comedian!)

    20. Re:consequences by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      I don't know what a Mamut is, ...

      He's probably referring to mammoths, extinct relatives of the modern elephant. If you were able to take one down with your bare hands you'd be pretty scary :)

      They were successfully hunted by groups of humans armed with spears and other primitive weapons, probably aiding in their extinction. I guess that a few people would die during a hunt, but then the rest would have food for a long time.

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    21. Re:consequences by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      I've heard that humans have one of the higher ratios of bone-to-flesh among the mammals.

    22. Re:consequences by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Aha, I used to tell everyone I was underheight for my weight.
      Now I can point out that I'm ALSO undermuscled for my nutritional intake.

      It seems the deck is stacked against me.

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      -Styopa
    23. Re:consequences by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      how about ripping the head off saber tooth tigers?

      Not an advantage if they have to consume 1.2 saber tooth tigers to get the energy to find, catch, and manually decapitate the next one. Instead of carrying around 50 lbs of muscle all the time, they can carry 5 lbs of spear when they need it.

    24. Re:consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like there is probably a reason we have myostatin and if you disable it, other health problems may result. We're just don't know what they are yet.

      Actually, while we do not know what health problems arise in humans, we do know of multiple health problems which arise in other mammals:

    25. Re:consequences by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Um, well the kid seems to be doing just fine. And metabolism isn't an issue; just eat more. Or if you don't, the worse that happens is you lose muscle until your system is in equilibrium for what you take in.

      Why do you assume myostatin is "there for a reason?" Have you considered that at one time we didn't have it? Or perhaps that we have it is just a random fluke?

      I hate to break it to you, but there's no intelligent design.

    26. Re:consequences by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Why do you assume that 40% more muscle mass naturally equates to being able to rip heads off of tigers? Or even more effiecent hunting, for that matter?

    27. Re:consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you assume myostatin is "there for a reason?" Have you considered that at one time we didn't have it? Or perhaps that we have it is just a random fluke?

      I hate to break it to you, but there's no intelligent design.

      Maybe you should read what has been posted before you try pontificating. Myostatin is actually there for a reason. Here is a list of health problems which arise in other mammals:

    28. Re:consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most bodybuilders have more body fat than I did when I was 8-16 years old.
      I do not see this as a major issue, simply eat 6 meals a day and sleep less, you will gain weight at the cost of your health, this was the solution that worked for me. Today I'm 21, eat one meal a day and have a healthy amount of body fat, and half the muscle mass I did when I was in high school.

      Certainly people like myself should not take such a drug, but for the average person I say go for it, hell I would take it if that means I can get back to where I was without the effort.

    29. Re:consequences by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should read before just googling for links to prove your point.

      http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B7XNX-4NX2W1C-3&_user=10&_rdoc=1&_fmt=&_orig=search&_sort=d&_docanchor=&view=c&_searchStrId=1129045548&_rerunOrigin=google&_acct=C000050221&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=7c6f338c09d052a7154ec84c8c581f8f: Belgian Blue (BB) beef cattle is particularly prone to selenium (Se) deficiency due to the poor Se content of soil and roughages on rearing farms and the higher requirements of this hypermuscled breed.

      The study then went on to test Se supplements to see which worked best.

      http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/cattle/belgianblue/index.htm: Some sources stated that delivery in Belgian Blue cows is often by caesarean.

      How very authoritative.

      http://genome.cshlp.org/content/7/9/910.full: How much of a stress tolerance reduction? It doesn't say enough to know if its a problem or not.

      http://jas.fass.org/cgi/reprint/79/5/1162.pdf: The only mention of vitamins is saying more is better, and then it follows it with a high sodium / fat diet has a negative effect. Of course the same is true in any normal animal as well.

      http://bioethics.agrocampus-ouest.eu/pdf2009/Bioethic_aspects_of_genetic_selection_of_animals_U-Korzecka.pdf: Really? You're linking to a powerpoint exploring BIOETHICS of genetic modification, which doesn't list its sources, as proof?

      I suspect you and the author of the last link have something in common; you believe there to be some ethical problem with this, and thus are more interested in pushing an agenda then science.

    30. Re:consequences by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      You'll need to eat more.

      I don't think I can eat more...

    31. Re:consequences by rtboyce · · Score: 1

      Dead wrong; you've misunderstood how evolution works.

      As the population of prey reduced, the fecundity and population size of the new stronger humans would fall, but the fecundity of their weaker rivals would fall even faster. As the human population crashed, the trait would gain ground, becoming present in a greater proportion of the survivors. Eventually, the human population would likely stabilise at a lower level that the prey could support, as the weaker humans died out.

      A relatively superior trait could drive a population level down to extinction in the absence of a counter-balance, but an improving predator/prey ratio provides such a counter-balance. We can expect this process to have occurred as we grew in intelligence.

      Evolution in sexually reproducing selects for the fittest traits/alleles relative to rival traits, even at the expense of the fitness of the host species to its environment.

      To illustrate how deadly evolution can be for a species, consider what might happen to the human race if a male developed a mutation on his Y chromosome that suppressed the production of sperm with X chromosomes, so that all his kids were male...

    32. Re:consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if you could, why would you want to kick your cognition in the teeth like that?

      You're making an assumption that it would be detrimental. From an evolutionary point of view, there hasn't been a great advantage for us to stay awake at night since it was dark and there wasn't a lot for us to do, so what we end up with was good enough. Who is to say that we can't find a way to significantly reduce the amount of sleep we need without adverse side effects?

    33. Re:consequences by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      If we can tweak sleep, we might as well get rid of it. I'm all for that.

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  20. I was more thinking by Cryacin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hoekstra SMASH!!!!

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    1. Re:I was more thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Super Soldier Formula of Captain America.

  21. Super Soldiers? by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, if we had soldiers that were 40% stronger, that would be a huge advantage. They could carry more gear, or more powerful weapons, and be considerably more effective than "normal" soldiers. The Air Force already has done trials on drugs that allow pilots to stay awake for days without side effect(a little tangent here - I'm surprised IT departments have not done this yet for Admins and programmers). You have got to think the Army and Marines would be VERY interested in this if it is viable.

    1. Re:Super Soldiers? by isa-kuruption · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The military has been working on what I'd call troop supplement vehicles. Basically, they are small cart vehicles able to carry a couple thousand pounds. They can follow a soldier around, or manually controlled to perform delivery tasks during a fire fight. Beats a 40% increase in strength by far.

    2. Re:Super Soldiers? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure they could find a use for both.

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    3. Re:Super Soldiers? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you read the part about eating 6 meals a day and still not thriving? These "supermen" will have a super intensive logistical support network, not just to feed them but also to take care of their other medical quirks.

    4. Re:Super Soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, So the Military can't have both. Troop supplement vehicles sound great. So does being able to pick up the stuff on the vehicle should, I don't know someone blow one of it's legs off. Other then unforeseen side effects I can't see why we wouldn't use this drug. The man side effect seems to be needs more food then usual. Also the stronger the muscles the easier it will be to break your bones and tendons If they are not also strengthened up.

    5. Re:Super Soldiers? by sexconker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The human brain operates on around a 22.5 hour cycle. Sleep, the sun, diet, and routine are enough to compensate for the 1.5 hour difference between our wired cycle and the Earth''s rotational cycle.

      The Navy operates submarines (shift-wise) on a 16-hour cycle. And without the sun, that shit gets fucked up enough as it is.

      The solution? Nothing - power through, boys!

    6. Re:Super Soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Admins and programmers already "juice" on caffeine pills, power drinks, caffeine shampoos, cocaine, meth, coffee, and masturbating before in the morning before/during the drive to work.

    7. Re:Super Soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, from the previous article (http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20070530/strong_toddler_070530?hub=WFive)

      "He's hungry for a full meal about every hour because of his rapid metabolism," Dana Hoekstra said. "He's already eating me out of house and home."

      Obviously has a drawback there.

    8. Re:Super Soldiers? by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since the US adopted a policy of only fighting wars against tiny Orientals or half-starved Arabs, they're already 40% stronger than the opposition.

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    9. Re:Super Soldiers? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      (a little tangent here - I'm surprised IT departments have not done this yet for Admins and programmers).

      They pretty much do, by only drug testing prior to employment, encouraging or outright demanding their employees work extreme hours, and turning a blind eye to whatever the employee may choose to do in order to comply. Granted, coke and meth are hardly "without side effect", but IT departments hardly have the resources of the Air Force to create experimental drugs, and they let you get the job done for a while at least, with the plus side that the employer can't and thus doesn't have to provide them.

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    10. Re:Super Soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bones, tendons and ligaments...

      Need to be beefed up too. Sure in an athlete these tissues 'step up' and get tougher. But theres a finite limit then you start to have muscles that out do the rest of the machine.

    11. Re:Super Soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well at least one of those...Which reminds me. BRB.

    12. Re:Super Soldiers? by Xyrus · · Score: 4, Funny

      But now we can have soldiers that go to eleven!

      ~X~

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    13. Re:Super Soldiers? by mattack2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The human brain operates on around a 22.5 hour cycle.

      Can you provide a reference for that? I was under the impression we had around a 25 hour cycle, and my single data point agreed.

    14. Re:Super Soldiers? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Open question: What about the ethical concerns with military and law enforcement use of the drug, especially if the use is encouraged or even mandated?

      Law enforcement already have a problem with 'roids. Even if the new drug doesn't directly affect moods, it could cause harmful or fatal overestimation of strength and ability.

    15. Re:Super Soldiers? by Zordak · · Score: 4, Funny

      The military has been working on what I'd call troop supplement vehicles. Basically, they are small cart vehicles able to carry a couple thousand pounds. They can follow a soldier around, or manually controlled to perform delivery tasks during a fire fight. Beats a 40% increase in strength by far.

      They'll need those to carry all the food the new super soldiers will have to eat.

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    16. Re:Super Soldiers? by jafiwam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can imagine he probably goes through a crapload of toilet paper too.

      Being muscular might not be worth spending half your life eating, not being able to sleep because you have to eat, and then the rest on the crapper.

    17. Re:Super Soldiers? by borgasm · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just make the soldiers that go to ten louder?

    18. Re:Super Soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the US adopted a policy of only fighting wars against tiny Orientals or half-starved Arabs, they're already 40% stronger than the opposition.

      Call the rest of the world next time you actually *win* one of these wars, thanks!

    19. Re:Super Soldiers? by Courageous · · Score: 1

      They don't want heavy soldiers for the most part, no. The game in soldiery is endurance, not physical size.

      They might be interested in something that promotes lean body mass, but understand that pure testosterone will do that right now, and they're not buying.

      C//

    20. Re:Super Soldiers? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Do those carts have the same problems as Daleks?

      And to they solve them in the same way? ^^

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    21. Re:Super Soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As has been stated before, this causes an increase in metabolism, and therefore caloric intake requirements, so the military wouldn't be interested in this problem. The increase in performance isn't worth the requirement for extra weight. Besides, current research into exoskeletons (such as the Sarcos XOS) and autonomous vehicles (such as Big Dog) have far more potential than this "super serum." A human, even a genetically enhanced human, can't compete with a hydraulic robot in terms of strength and stamina.

    22. Re:Super Soldiers? by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1
      The nazis made this drug called D-IX with similar intent.

      D-IX was a cocaine-based experimental drug cocktail developed by the Nazis in 1944 for military application.[1] Nazi doctors found that equipment-laden test subjects who had taken the drug could march 55 miles without resting before they collapsed. Each tablet contained 5 mg Oxycodone (brand name Eukodal), 5 mg of Cocaine and 3 mg of Methamphetamine (then called Pervitin).

    23. Re:Super Soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because a smart engineer can sell +1 soldiers for more money.

    24. Re:Super Soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about exactly?

    25. Re:Super Soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it could cause harmful or fatal overestimation of strength and ability.

      So you're saying the problem will fix itself through natural selection?

    26. Re:Super Soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget if they develop a drug you can simply bulk them up before shipping them off. Once you stop the drug their metabolic need (while still great) will dramatically decline.

    27. Re:Super Soldiers? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Law enforcement already have a problem with 'roids. Even if the new drug doesn't directly affect moods, it could cause harmful or fatal overestimation of strength and ability.

      Or worse harmful and fatal underestimation of strength and ability. Police already have far too many of their numbers using aggressive posturing and physical force when it isn't necessary. I'm not talking Rodney King type stuff but every day stuff that isn't overtly out of proportion to what was happening. (Yes, I know Rodney King should have just done as he was told and he was guilty.)

      I suspect that this will be a "banned" drug for cops because the first time a cop is abusive while using it and kills someone, the public will go nuts over it. Then again, if all cops looked like the hulk there would probably be far less resistance-- though resistance has its place too.

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    28. Re:Super Soldiers? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      ah, MREs already have a ridiculous number of calories in them. Doubling up would suffice and wouldn't really require that much extra equipment to carry...

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      "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
    29. Re:Super Soldiers? by MiniMike · · Score: 1
      Not that they don't sound useful for carrying stuff, but how do these carts do in hand-to-hand combat?

      (note- I think it would be great if the carts did have some ability to help there, use your imagination as to how.)

    30. Re:Super Soldiers? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Define "win". According to the US we've only ever "lost" one war... a wait, that was a "conflict" so it doesn't count.

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    31. Re:Super Soldiers? by iLoveLamp · · Score: 1

      Carts a great Idea on flat ground but they aren't at all effective climbing up the side of a rigid mountain. This is where muscle comes in very handy. At least until the Terminator robots take over our fighting.

    32. Re:Super Soldiers? by MattSausage · · Score: 1

      If you weren't AC I'd mod you informative.

    33. Re:Super Soldiers? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Or that.
      I dunno - I know it's approximately (as in, an average across people) 1.5 hours off.

      22.5, 25.5, one of the two.

    34. Re:Super Soldiers? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      For most people, the stimulus-free cycle is longer than 24 hours. This allows daylight or activity to reset the cycle every day, maintaining synchronization.

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  22. Help for the Elderly? by LifesABeach · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One group of people that might take advantage of this treatment would be the elderly. Diminishing muscle mass is a major issue. I use to joke about my Mother-In-Law being mean enough to hunt Bear with a Switch; some how that doesn't seem funny any more.

    1. Re:Help for the Elderly? by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Elderly people have lowered bone mass. As mentioned above with astronauts, having extra muscle mass and lessened bone mass is a bad idea because it would become very easy to injure yourself.

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    2. Re:Help for the Elderly? by mister_playboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Come to think of it, the elderly also have weakened joints and tendons, and that might be an even bigger problem. You would need extra strength in the bone-bone and bone-muscle connections to handle the extra muscle.

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    3. Re:Help for the Elderly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diminishing bone mass is even more of a problem - super-strong muscles and super-weak bones - what could possibly go wrong?

    4. Re:Help for the Elderly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great. Instead of gruffly telling people to get off their lawns, super-strong oldsters will just hurl them halfway down the block. Please, won't someone think of the young adults!

      - T

  23. Space program application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There's a major application for this research in space travel. One of the major issues with long duration space missions is muscle atrophy. This could provide assistance in maintaining muscle mass on trips to and from Mars, as well as long duration Moon missions. Not to mention the potential eventual colonization of said worlds.

  24. Use for astronaunts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could this be used to help fix the problem astronaunts have of losing muscle mass in weightlessness?

  25. Re:Fastest way to burn calories is to gain musclem by geekoid · · Score: 1

    That would be awesome.

    Also, getting modded so you absorb a small % of fat.
    SO many great ways we could modify our bodies. If only I can be modded to generate electricity for my mobile devices*.

    Please spare me the obvious matrix reference.

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  26. That's it. by Korey+Kaczor · · Score: 1

    Time to stock up on molotovs and pills for my safe room.

    1. Re:That's it. by sexconker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Grabbin' peeels!

      The new survivors suck. Bill and Zoey forever.

      Hell, even Francis and Louis are better than any of the shitty fuckers we got this time around.

  27. The way of things... by WheelDweller · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Ya know, I've seen A LOT of announcements here, like the ever-popular flexible displays that are always "just around the corner" since about 1996, but there's a reality about things like this.

    1. It's not a guaranteed arrival. Nothing in here says you get, for example, to keep the use of your penis, or that you'll be able to take the medicine AND sleep at night.

    2. This won't likely start a new race of uber-supermen as one might guess. What it *will* do is complicate Oylmpic candidates and other sport.

    I hate to be Slashdot's wet blanket, but I'm an old man, and I've seen a LOT of these things come to nothing.

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  28. Ahhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this is what kicks off the Zombie Apocalypse...

  29. Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Needs by axjms · · Score: 5, Informative

    While true that muscle burns more calories at rest and that a more heavier, more muscular person needs more calories than a lighter, thinner person I think most slashdotters are overestimating the effects. I mean the little hulk kid is growing too. All toddlers eat like little monsters. Anyway, a pound of muscle at rest burns 35 to 50 calories a day, so up to 500 calories for ten pounds of new muscle per day. So lets do some quick math. The average American male is made up of about 42% skeletal muscle, which at 185 lbs that is roughly 75 pounds of muscle. If you increase the muscle mass by 40% (Yes, I RTFA) that is about 30 lbs of new muscle. Pretty awesome when you think about it, but that still only burns an extra 1500 calories a day max. Most Americans overeat that amount anyway. I don't think anyone would be starving, they would just be harder and fitter. A big mac has over 500 calories to put that into perspective.

    I think a more interesting question is what do you do if this is readily available, cheap and easy to use? Would you do it? What if you are an active amateur cyclist working your way up the local ranks? They guys are gonna love you coming in with your extra 30 lbs of muscle and storm by them up the local hill. Do we start over with all the record books? This isn't exactly roids but it isn't exactly a tough training plan that you earned your fitness with either.

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  30. I always wondered... by Brad1138 · · Score: 3, Funny

    How the apes got the upper hand.

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    1. Re:I always wondered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO

  31. Less Captain America, more Marshal Law by BearRanger · · Score: 1

    Sure, they'll have super strength and big muscles. Only to find that their skeletons can't handle the strain, and they end up breaking their arms, legs and ripping tendons with every step.

    1. Re:Less Captain America, more Marshal Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but thats not what has happened. Google around about belgian blue cows or that dog (i think it's a whippet named "amy") that have this gene naturally) - i mean, assuming that i'm right and it is the same gene, those animals do not have any really bad side effects, to my understanding.

  32. Fitting quote from the incredibles (Pixar) by zerofoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When everyone is super - no one will be.

    -ted

    1. Re:Fitting quote from the incredibles (Pixar) by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey, if a nice body come in a pill, the beach will look a whole lot better.

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    2. Re:Fitting quote from the incredibles (Pixar) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we could all start liking each other for our personalities instead of how many abdominal muscles are bulging out of our stomachs

    3. Re:Fitting quote from the incredibles (Pixar) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we could all start liking each other for our personalities instead of how many abdominal muscles are bulging out of our stomachs

      So you are saying that slashdotters still won't get any...

    4. Re:Fitting quote from the incredibles (Pixar) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would most likely be much emptier and only the overweight would be left.

      Everybody who wants to take the drug has to work overtime to afford the VERY steep price; no more time left to sport that chemically enhanced body.

      You don't think pharmaceuticals wouldn't milk the last cent out of you if they had an effective diet pill? They already do with all the bogus ones, imagine what they could charge for one that actually works ;)

    5. Re:Fitting quote from the incredibles (Pixar) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, personally, prefer female bodies not to be pill shaped, thank you.

    6. Re:Fitting quote from the incredibles (Pixar) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice bodies appear to come in a bottle.

      Six beers and even my wife looks attractive.

  33. features, not side effects by mevets · · Score: 1

    For example I take anabolic steroids to shrink my testicles, not gain muscle mass. Works like a charm, I'm no longer embarrassed at the beach.

    1. Re:features, not side effects by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      Sooo... You're that guy in the medical book from "The Breakfast Club"?

      Glad to see you found a treatment for your condition. Besides, who wants the Brat Pack laughing at them?

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    2. Re:features, not side effects by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Why would you do that? Huge balls are badass. I bet the ladies dig 'em.

      (I'm only half-joking...were they really THAT big?)

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    3. Re:features, not side effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, thank you for contributing to this forum, Mrs. Palin!

  34. What's the bet if this thing passes it becomes.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the bet if this thing passes it becomes standard issue in military forces?

  35. Just wait until they get to the elephants... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think that's bad, just wait until they get it to work on the elephants. I mean, after what happened to the fortress of Boatmurdered, it's like you need an Orbital Magma Cannon just to survive. And God help you when those damn fish show up...

    It's just a pity that you can't really use the elf toilet setup (where you wall them in, build a roof over them, then flood out and drown the elves, with a nice drain to flush things out afterwards) on the monsters of the Glowing Pit...

  36. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For endurance sports, I suspect your performance is limited by your bodies ability to remove lactic acid from your system, in which case having 40% more muscle mass wouldn't help -- there would be 40% more lactic acid. For pure strength sports such as weightlifting this would be an advantage -- up until your muscles become strong enough to break your own bones or tear your own tendons. For body builders, using this would be a no-brainer. I've always advocated that, like snowmobile racing, all sports should have "unmodified" classes where enhancements are banned and "supermodified" classes where anything goes. Get caught doping, you (and your records) just get automatically moved into the supermod class.

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  37. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It would also be much harder to test for than steroid abuse;

    This substance inhibits production of a regulatory protien; simply stopping use would return miostatin levels to normal, while retaining the bulked up mass. (It takes time for muscles to atrophy.)

    A person could theoretically "Bulk up" with a traditional muscle building regimen coupled with short term use of this product, and have 40% more effect, discontinue use, and pass blood screenings with flying colors.

    If I was the olympic judiciary panel, I would be very worried by this turn of events.

  38. The Super Soldier Serum at last?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, who's gonna be the new Captain America?

  39. Most obvious questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can they test for this stuff? Have they tested the Yankees for this stuff?

  40. I'll wait... by alispguru · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... until the joint and bone strengthening pills are also available.

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    1. Re:I'll wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bones get denser the more they're stressed. I'd worry about ripping tendons from bones.

    2. Re:I'll wait... by tychver · · Score: 1

      You don't need them. Second result for googling myostatin and bone: http://cat.inist.fr/?aModele=afficheN&cpsidt=17589563 Even artificial increases in muscle strength are almost always accompanied by increases in bone density and joint strength. Your body isn't stupid.

    3. Re:I'll wait... by randallman · · Score: 1

      Cartilage is still a problem. When it's gone it's gone, kinda like tread on a tire.

      Look, my first car analogy on slashdot!

    4. Re:I'll wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... until the joint and bone strengthening pills are also available.

      Bone strengthening pills = viagra

      But seriously, good point... I know a guy who took steroids that broke his own
      arm in an arm wrestling match.

    5. Re:I'll wait... by tychver · · Score: 1

      Cartilage injuries occur on impact when the muscles are too weak to absorb the impact and the golgi tendon organ forces them to relax to protect themselves. Being stronger prevents cartilage injuries, this is the whole premise for strength and conditioning work in athletics for injury prevention.

    6. Re:I'll wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When pro cyclists began taking steroids the cogniscenti (sp?) could spot the users in the peloton by the subsequent joint problems later in the season; if just the musculature is improved, the joints can't take the extra pressure.

  41. Heart Enlargement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So far everyone has postulated on this site that the main side effect, and the worst, would be the need to eat more. What about enlargement of the cardiac muscles? Larger hearts are prone to fail.

    1. Re:Heart Enlargement? by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      The heart, as stated in TFA, is not a skeletal muscle. This only seems to affect muscles attached to bone.

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  42. Fake!!! by hamburgler007 · · Score: 1

    The photo in tfa is clearly a fake. The dumbbell is photoshopped in.

  43. You're all missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    while you're busy arguing about this whole superhuman strength stuff, you're overlooking the fact that we currently have SUPER-STRENGTH MACAQUE MONKEYS running around. I for one welcome our Roided-Out Code Monkey Overlords.

  44. Major Points in Article by NeverWorker1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's an executive summary as it seems few people read the article before posting:
    1. Gene therapy increases muscle development
    2. It is speculated that this will decrease life span because lung capacity is not increased to match the heightened oxygen requirements.
    3. As such it will probably not be commercially available.
    4. It will be used mainly to treat kids with MD and old people with degenerative muscle disorder (read: people who would die without it).
    5. It also has use in the livestock industry as the animals are not only super-meaty but also super-lean.
    6. Whether or not the military will use it to make super soldiers ala Fallout even though it might kill them early depends on your particular political leanings.

    I hope this is helpful.

  45. Itchy & Scratchy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a documentary about this. I think it was called: "Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors".

  46. why evil? by nten · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why will the artificially created person end up evil, while the naturally born child be ok? That is the cliche of course, because nature knows best right? I find the neoluddite underpinnings of the cliche to be disgusting. Its far more likely that a normal mature adult given superstrength would behave rationally, than a child who grew up stronger than everyone around them. The latter seems like a recipe for all sorts of neurosis.

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  47. I remember super-baby... BAD idea by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the details I recall from the story and discussion about super-baby was that if there was a way to make this happen in normal people, that it would be a bad idea because there is a limit to the amount of muscular growth possible and would result in a premature exhaustion of that potential. And I don't recall what the consensus actually was on the effects it could have on bone development and maintenance, but I can't imagine it would be good either.

    The body is the way it is for good reasons. You can thank "god" for it or you can thank evolutionary forces. Whatever the case, I can't imagine that this is a favorable mutation to induce.

    On the other hand, if it helps muscular dystrophy kids, I'm completely for it being tested on humans.

    1. Re:I remember super-baby... BAD idea by Courageous · · Score: 1

      The body is the way it is for good reasons.

      While twiddling with the body willy nilly is a fool's recipe, let's not go down the path of assuming that the way things are are the way they should be. We already no otherwise, that's why we don't take dying laying down. So to speak.

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    2. Re:I remember super-baby... BAD idea by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      The body is the way it is for good reasons.

      Not really... The body is the way it is because no alternative genetic mutations occurred which were permitted to thrive through selective pressures. Success doesn't imply perfection, or even an ideal design; just that something was good enough to survive. Certainly seeing outside of the so-called "visible range" of light would be beneficial, but we haven't biologically evolved with that ability. It doesn't mean that there's necessarily a good reason we can't see IR. Maybe there is, maybe there isn't.

      As for myostatin "deficiency", maybe the trait existed before, and all the weaker people were forced to develop their intelligence and gang up on the stronger people, wiping them out. Maybe food supply was an issue. Maybe there was a natural disaster that killed all the people in a specific region; people who had an inherent lack of myostatin.

      I'm not implying that this modification is either beneficial or not, just that there's no guarantee that things are as they are for any *good* reason.

  48. Strength vs. Endurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Refer to this pages at Wiki regarding the lack of Myostatin and it's effect in Whippets ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myostatin ), some have predicted the lack of Myostatin in Greyhounds may prove to be disastrous as Myostatin deficiency may give one more skeletal muscle, which may provide explosive force to be used instantly (like lifting weight, for instant), but easily tiring, thus lacking in endurance.

  49. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If there's no side effects (besides a massive case of the munchies), I'm a soldier, and it's an unfair advantage over my opponents, where do I fucking sign? Hell even if I'm not a soldier. If I'm ME (I train in kung fu) and I plateau on strength but I want to make sure to have an edge over guys taller than me in a fight, it's still not a bad idea if there's no massive side effects.

    Basically, if you're competing in the dog eat dog nature sense instead of the "Let's all be fair" human sense, and this has no bad side effects, it's a no brainer. Particularly if the effects are reversible if food supplies become scarce later.

  50. Of intense interest. by Hasai · · Score: 2

    My career in the Army left me with a damaged back and knees, making it difficult for me to engage in meaningful exercise (or even stand for more than fifteen minutes). Among other complications, like joint stability, this also leave me fighting to control my weight.

    Anything that can give me a leg-up on overcoming these problems would be welcome.

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    1. Re:Of intense interest. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > My career in the Army left me with a damaged back and knees, making it
      > difficult for me to engage in meaningful exercise (or even stand for more
      > than fifteen minutes).

      Have you tried swimming?

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    2. Re:Of intense interest. by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately increasing your muscle mass is more likely to make your problem worse. What you're after is something that can rebuild the connective/cushioning tissues, tendons and ligaments.

    3. Re:Of intense interest. by nanospook · · Score: 1

      Not knowing the details, my best friend used to have such serious back pain due to a dancing injury that she couldn't life her arms. She went to an acupuncturist and within a month she was recovering. Additionally she takes chickern colligen 4x a day as a supplement to help keep the padding in the vertebrae (she didnt have any left due to the injury). That was recent and all of a sudden her back pain just dropped off. Just ideas. hope they help..

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    4. Re:Of intense interest. by RedBear · · Score: 1

      If you're open-minded enough to consider "anything" to help you control your weight, here's a tip: Carbohydrates cause the release of insulin and the storage of fatty acids in fat cells. Without carbohydrates, two things happen: A) it is much more difficult for the body to store fatty acids (which originate from anything you eat, not just carbs) as fat because a certain component of the fat storage cycle is only present when you consume carbohydrates, and B) there is a much lower level of insulin released into the bloodstream at any given time, which makes the body much less apt to even attempt to store fatty acids as fat.

      In other words, the low-carb crazies are correct and have been all along. You can keep your weight down without increasing exercise or starving yourself, just by changing your diet to reduce the amount of high-glycemic-load carbohydrates you ingest. Note that glycemic load is not necessarily the same as glycemic index. You have to pay close attention to exactly how each type of food will end up affecting your blood sugar, regardless of whether the nutrition label indicates it to be low-carb or not. It's the specific kind of carb and what you combine it with at any particular meal that makes the difference between losing weight and gaining weight.

      Google Gary Taubes for his very informative and well-researched video about the science behind all this, and find some good low-carb instruction books on Amazon to help you understand exactly how to proceed without inadvertently eating the wrong thing or taking any supplements which might stall your progress. And good luck.

      Or you could ignore this advice completely, keep following the flawed "food pyramid" recommendations and wonder why you keep gaining more and more weight as you get older, while you simultaneously develop diabetes for some "unknown" reason. Your doctor will help you out by putting you on drugs that make you more sensitive to insulin (!) which will cause you to gain weight even more easily, and then he'll recommend a "low fat, low cholesterol" diet as if fat and cholesterol CAUSED the diabetes or reducing them has some chance of reversing it. Oh, and he might say, offhand, "Try to stay away from sugar."

  51. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's actually vo2 max that is more indicitave of endurance performance not lactate threshold but that is just quibbling your point is well taken and I agree completely.

    The "open" class is a good idea too. It really needs to happen now.

  52. Re:Fastest way to burn calories is to gain musclem by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    If only I can be modded to generate electricity for my mobile devices*.

    Please spare me the obvious matrix reference.

    Hey, you are The One who brought it up first.

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  53. Potential Problems by ealott · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I haven't read all 168 comments yet, but... It seems that bone mass and strength would not increase alongside muscle, which might cause one to break bones by lifting too much weight. Also, increase metabolism might cause more free radicals to be produced from electron transport, causing faster aging. Typically, decreasing the metabolism of lab animals leads to a significantly longer lifespan.

  54. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Burning1 · · Score: 1

    It depends on the sport. In many sports, raw muscle mass can be more of a detriment than a benefit. What's important is having the right muscle development, and the right kinds of muscle (fast twitch, or slow twitch.)

    Look at pretty much any sport. With few exceptions, none of the competitive athletes will be build like body builders (even amateur bodybuilders.)

    For example, most cyclists have strong slow-twitch muscles in their legs, and comparatively low upper body strength. Since the arms aren't used to pedal the bike, extra muscle weight there would actually drag them down as they try to climb a hill.

    Same is true for martial artists... Most have a solid foundation of lean fast twitch muscle. Enough to move them, but not so much to weigh them down.

    With that said, I didn't RTFA. It's not clear to me whether this medicine would cause the development of unwanted muscle for professional athletes.

  55. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    I think a more interesting question is what do you do if this is readily available, cheap and easy to use? Would you do it? What if you are an active amateur cyclist working your way up the local ranks? They guys are gonna love you coming in with your extra 30 lbs of muscle and storm by them up the local hill

    At some point, extra muscle becomes a hindrance, not a help. Sure, leg muscles are great, but when you have to cycle an extra 30 pounds of shoulder muscle up the top of a hill, it's going to be a drag on you and more work to get to the top of the hill.

    I don't see this making a big difference in sports, except by making it easier to train. You can already maximize your body's potential with the training techniques we have, but this will make it easier to get through the initial fitness phase. Also I'm going to suggest that to become someone like Lance Armstrong, getting the muscles and endurance is easy compared to developing riding techniques (knowing how to climb, knowing how to pedal efficiently, etc). That takes serious work and effort.

    One thing that should be investigated is how this affects the diet. With body building, the diet is one of the most important things. If you get your diet balanced correctly, the muscles will come almost effortlessly. But if your body isn't getting the nutrients it needs, you aren't going to grow muscles, even with steroids. I suspect if average people took a myostatin blocker without focusing on their diet, they would end up having more muscles, eating a lot more, and end up having just as much fat.

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  56. muscle causing health issues by Sprouticus · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Noone seems to realize the other issues this might cause. Tendons and bones are not designed for muscles that are that strong. For instance NFL players alreasy have many issues because of their muscles.

    Not to mention spots injuries like broken bones and concussions.

  57. I gotta ask... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    So is it a cream, or is it something you have to freebase?

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  58. Muscle is Meat! by Therefore+I+am · · Score: 1

    We can grow more food on the same animals. Perhaps not monkey meat though . . . . . . . Win Win.

  59. unsightly muscle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Currently, our muscles grow in response to demand on them. Push it to its limits, and it grows towards new limits. This tends to mean that our muscles are fairly well balanced; if one group gets too strong, the opposing group will get stronger as well (to some extent). However, with this myostatin inhibitor, I don't see there being any control over how much each muscle group grows. Those Belgium Blue cows look like their butts have supersized with muscle. I can imagine WWF wrestlers using this stuff, but not body builders.

  60. I think this is a way to replace steroids by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    since steroid use is illegal, the gene therapy to get stronger muscles should be legal if it passes FDA tests, etc.

    Every Baseball player will want it to always hit home runs and throw the ball farther.

    Every Soccer player will want stronger leg muscles to kick the ball farther and run faster.

    Every Professional Wrestler will sign up for it to look like a Greek God without using steroids and lifting a lot of weights.

    I'll bet that even fat people will want it because a side-effect is losing weight and turning it into muscle.

    Charles Atlas will be out of business as there is a cheaper and easier way to gain muscles other than "Dynamic Tension"(TM).

    Some could say this could be the way to produce our own Super Soldier Serum and make our own Captain America Super Soldiers, by taking the skinny Steve Rogers and turning them into Captain America clones. I am sure the military will want this very badly.

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    1. Re:I think this is a way to replace steroids by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      This will have no effect on Charles Atlas (born Angelo Siciliano), he died December 23, 1972.

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    2. Re:I think this is a way to replace steroids by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Then his ghost runs this web site in his honor?

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  61. Penis Enhancement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This only seems to affect muscles attached to bone.

    How about muscle attached to boner?

  62. Damn Babe, that was some good sex by nanospook · · Score: 1

    So I'll ask the question no one else has.. Does the male and female sex muscles also increase by 40%? Just wondering..

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    1. Re:Damn Babe, that was some good sex by Courageous · · Score: 1

      They're soft muscle tissue, not skeletal muscle tissue. So, no, I doubt it.

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  63. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ah, the old 'lactic acid' canard. Lactic acid as a cause of muscle fatigue was debunked years ago. Get with the program people.

    http://www.mensfitness.com/fitness/203
    Lactic acid does not cause muscle fatigue.

    "How It Started: Research conducted nearly 100 years ago (on frog muscles, no less) suggested that lactic-acid levels within muscles increased with fatigue.

    The Truth: "Lactic acid increases with fatigue because it's fueling your muscle contractions," says Chad Waterbury, a strength coach in Los Angeles. It causes the painful burning sensation in your muscles that makes you want to stop lifting, but your liver is also converting lactic acid into more energy, so it's actually helping to offset fatigue. Muscle fatigue is prompted by an accumulation of protons within the muscles, which is caused by the breakdown of glycogen, the stored carbohydrate that helps to fuel exercise."

    In one study, animal muscles were injected with lactic acid and actually performed longer with less fatigue, thoroughly and forever debunking the idea.

  64. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a bad idea in the latter part, but the lactic acid buildup as a negative consequence has actually been debunked. Buildup of lactic acid is actually beneficial, and provides energy for extended exercise.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactic_acid

  65. The fools! by fragMasterFlash · · Score: 1

    They have gone too far! It is already too late now that the damage has been done.

  66. Healing factor by jdc18 · · Score: 1

    I dont need extra muscle just a healing factor.

  67. Already had to live through the steroid era by tiger32kw · · Score: 1

    Now baseball will enter the myostatin era....

  68. WADA? by Keith+J+Duhaime · · Score: 1

    Is WADA looking at this yet?

  69. I hope it never becomes available to normal people by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

    Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see a prescription version for people with a legitimate medical need. I would just hate to see it sold over the counter.

    I'm probably going to get modded flamebait for this one, but here goes...

    I work hard to keep my physique. I lift heavy daily. I choose what I eat very carefully, and I don't give in when I crave crappy food. I keep my beer intake to a minimum. I have earned the right to look the way I do.

    Far, far too many people in this country just want something for nothing. They want the instant fix without any hard work, and this isn't limited to physical fitness. The idea that someone could pop a pill and suddenly look like a dedicated weight lifter makes me angry. It's like those damn diet pills you see everywhere. When the day finally comes that a diet pill really does work, I'll be furious.

    Maybe I'm being too critical, but my opinion boils down to this: If you work hard at something, you deserve to reap the benefits. If you do not work hard at something, you deserve nothing.

  70. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by kheldan · · Score: 1

    What if you are an active amateur cyclist working your way up the local ranks?

    They'd be disqualified and disbarred from racing just as if they'd been using anabolic steroids, that's what would happen.

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  71. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using those numbers and average man with 75 pounds of muscle would burn 2625-3750 just from his muscle at rest, then add organ systems and actual work performed and an average man would need over 5000 calories (I'm assuming we're talking kcal here) a day...

    I'm 186cm long and weigh 85kg, I have average or slightly above average musculature (I can do a pull-up from straight arms and do chest presses at 170 pounds), and I can still grow new muscle at a 2000 kcal diet.

    Unless of course you are talking actual calories and not kcal, then the 1500 calories are nothing (a banana is about 100,000 calories).

  72. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by Hadlock · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    i moderated in the myspace thread, so i cant comment there, and you don't have your email listed, but 5400 songs is what i had after a two years of dialup on napster/audiogalaxy back in my high school days. i think 30 gigs for a "serious" music collection is pretty small given all things considered.

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  73. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by mikael_j · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So your argument boils down to "I worked hard and now there's an easy solution, it should be banned to make me feel superior."? I guess your really hate that using a computer no longer requires programming knowledge as well?

    Also, what about the kid who grew up with parents who fed him/her shitty fast food every day and by the time he/she was old enough to realize it was the crappy diet turning him/her into a fatty he/she was already at that point where exercise was a lot harder than it would've been for someone who grew up in a family where mommy and daddy made sure they ate only healthy food, where monday, wednesday, friday and weekends were "hockey practice days" or "soccer practice days", where daddy would stand by the side of the rink screaming at them to perform better? How is the latter not an "unfair" advantage compared in regard to physical fitness?

    /Mikael

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  74. Obligatory reference by doublegauss · · Score: 1
  75. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

    Well also consider this. What happens when everyone is either nice and skinny or super ripped? Our human nature is still to be competitive, so there will be plenty of us still striving to be physically better than the guy standing next to you. When does it end?

    Your argument about how children are raised is pretty weak. There was always junk food available in my home growing up, and I turned out fine. My brothers on the other hand are morbidly obese. I chose to ask my parents to let me play ice hockey, and they did. Several players from my team came from the forceful parents who only served healthy food types of homes, and they all turned into fat slobs when they left for college. I know dozens of people who were terribly fat as children, and made the conscious choice to change themselves for the better. It's all about personal choice once you become an adult. Blaming your parents for making you fat once you've passed the age of 25 is complete and utter BS.

    I suppose I just don't like the idea of fat, lazy people sitting around thinking "Oh I can have another dozen donuts, it's ok, smart scientists will figure out a way to make me skinny." It's like not working because you know you can get welfare from the taxes of the people who do.

  76. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure that would work.

    Imagine something like Tour de France (aka. drug users on bicycles)...

    "My modified bicycle beats your modified rider any time... Oh, that badge? It's Japanese, it says Hayabusa"

  77. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, an article here on slashdot referenced research that challenged the conventional wisdom that lactic acid was a waste product; in fact, it is a source of fuel.

    I'm too lazy to go looking for it though. Damn, when ctrl+t google site:slashdot.org lactic acid is too lazy, I'm really fucked. Well I searched for it, but didn't find it. Oh well.

  78. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm being too critical, but my opinion boils down to this: If you work hard at something, you deserve to reap the benefits. If you do not work hard at something, you deserve nothing.

    So because you've done something the hard way, others shouldn't be able to do it the easy way when that becomes possible? How about you start using this if/when it becomes available to normal people and stop working harder than you already are to get the same results?

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  79. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always read that you need to eat ~3500 calories to gain a pound of fat. You're saying that most Americans gain 3 pounds of fat every week. One of these two statements must be ridiculous. Is it yours?

  80. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by NoPantsJim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm probably not explaining my thought process very well. Here's another shot at it...

    Have you ever seen the episode of Futurama where Fry starts dating a Lucy Liu robot? They show an educational film titled "Don't Date Robots!" that explains if you could just hook up with a beautiful robot woman all day who didn't care what you looked like, what your personality was like, how smart or successful you were, or what your hygiene habits were like, you wouldn't be motivated to ever do anything else. Hell, if I could be a fat slob and buy myself a pair of Carmen Electra robots who didn't care if I brushed my teeth or not, I'd be one happy guy. When things that used to take effort to achieve are suddenly handed out, people become lazy and sedentary.

    I know that's probably very abstract, I hope I'm getting my point across effectively.

    Hard work is good, effort is good, trying to succeed and surpass is good. Expecting others to figure out solutions for you to avoid all of this is bad. But that's just my opinion.

  81. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all sports should have "unmodified" classes where enhancements are banned and "supermodified" classes where anything goes. Get caught doping, you (and your records) just get automatically moved into the supermod class.

    People would just compete in the "unmodified" class while trying to conceal their drug use; just like they do today. Either because the sponsor payments or the fame are.

    You might even end up supporting stealth-drug development by creating events that promote increased investment into performance enhancing drugs. Some of that money will flow into the research on how to avoid detection.

    I don't think anything would change. As long as there are any rules, people will try to break them to gain an edge.

  82. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by mikael_j · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well also consider this. What happens when everyone is either nice and skinny or super ripped? Our human nature is still to be competitive, so there will be plenty of us still striving to be physically better than the guy standing next to you. When does it end?

    Another possibility is that when/if it becomes easy for anyone to be healthy and fit it will no longer be a major source of "competition" and people will focus on other factors (although the initial reaction will probably be that some people will take the fitness thing too far in order to outdo everyone else).

    Your argument about how children are raised is pretty weak. There was always junk food available in my home growing up, and I turned out fine. My brothers on the other hand are morbidly obese. I chose to ask my parents to let me play ice hockey, and they did. Several players from my team came from the forceful parents who only served healthy food types of homes, and they all turned into fat slobs when they left for college. I know dozens of people who were terribly fat as children, and made the conscious choice to change themselves for the better. It's all about personal choice once you become an adult. Blaming your parents for making you fat once you've passed the age of 25 is complete and utter BS.

    No, it's not weak. Research has shown that obese children are a lot more likely to end up as obese adults, and a lot of obese children are obese because of their parents (what five year-old knows enough about nutrition to understand that candy bars are unhealthy if no one tells him/her this?).

    And an individual with parents who made him/her stay fit up to age 18 has a "running start" compared to someone who was always "that fat kid", staying fit is a lot easier than becoming fit, so most likely there are lots of fat people out there who are a lot more motivated and try a lot harder to get into shape than you think, especially compared to those who were basically forced to stay super-fit by parents dreaming of their child becoming a world-class athlete.

    I suppose I just don't like the idea of fat, lazy people sitting around thinking "Oh I can have another dozen donuts, it's ok, smart scientists will figure out a way to make me skinny." It's like not working because you know you can get welfare from the taxes of the people who do.

    The "oh I can just get welfare" attitude is a lot less common than you think, and it's not like most of those with that attitude started out with it, from what I've seen it's something that comes with the 100th or so rejected job application, people just give up and say "fuck it, if no one wants me to work then I'll just sit here and watch TV".

    /Mikael

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  83. HULK SMASH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HULK SMASH!

    Really.

    Now this is going to be good for people with wasting disorders and the like, but you know it's going to be used badly.

  84. You won't by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

    like me when I'm angry. AARRGHH.

  85. Muscular Dystrophy? by jaggeh · · Score: 1

    Im more interested to know if this will allow for a cure/treatment for muscular dystrophy.

    My friends heart started to go over the weekend and he is being fitted with a pacemaker today. Hes 19 years old and suffers from MD.

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  86. Fatkins, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://craphound.com/makers/

  87. If it can help against RSI, it'll be cool... by FernandoBR · · Score: 1

    ... but the super strength part I'll leave to the monkeys, thank you very much.

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  88. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by yabos · · Score: 1

    You can reduce lactic acid buildup easily by ingesting beta alanine. Beta alanine is a legal supplement that acts to increase the lactic acid buffer called carnosine. I use it all the time and it increases endurance substantially.

  89. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

    There's hundreds of machines, technologies, chemicals and medicines you implicitly rely on every day to save what required backbreaking labor in centuries past. I'm sure no pill is going to be able to completely replace exercise anyway.

  90. Not a diet drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will make developing muscle mass easier, but it won't do the work on it's own.

    At best: Drug + WoW = one mighty big mouse arm.

    -Matt

  91. Re:Fastest way to burn calories is to gain musclem by chainsaw1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The article also stated that Liam had to have a lot of protien, which makes sense if you are building excess muscle mass. Unfortunately your dream of converting Big Macs to bulging biceps is only 1/2 complete unless you can get extra beef rather than special sauce as part of your calorie intake. Empty calories alone probably aren't going to work.

    Now then, your Whopper with a Protein Shake rather than that chocolate shake may do the trick.
    Beefcake. BeefCake! BEEEEEEF CAKE!

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  92. Re:Fastest way to burn calories is to gain musclem by Tarsir · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't work. To lose weight, you need to take in fewer calories than you burn. When you do that, you will feel hungry. It doesn't matter if you're reducing your calorie intake by dieting, or increasing your calorie expenditure by using some new drug that increases your muscles mass. The hardest part of losing weight is having the discipline to not eat when you're hungry.

  93. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

    If it's a true shortcut to physical fitness/buffness, then why the hell not?

    It's like saying that people who are immune to flu via vaccinations are "cheating" because they didn't tough out a bout with the flu to become immune.

    Or that people who use Excel to do spreadsheets are "cheating" because they're not using graph paper or whatever.

    Or that people who drive a car are "cheating" because they didn't walk.

    Work SMARTER, not harder.

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  94. No, More like "Syndrome" from "The Incredibles" by d3ac0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Syndrome used technology, but his tech could be easily compared to this therapy.

    His classic line delivered to Mr. Incredible seems most appropriate here: "...and when everyone is 'Super'... No-one will be."

    It seems that once this is widely available, it won't really matter all that much as everyone will be 'Super'. We'll end up right back where we started, only more muscly.

    Actually, what concerns me more is that we have become so good at making nutrient dense food that even if we completely stop producing myostatin we will STILL have Obese people. Just really strong Obese people.

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    1. Re:No, More like "Syndrome" from "The Incredibles" by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      I doubt it, that's a lot of energy going for muscle.

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  95. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by ErikZ · · Score: 1

    You then oppose farm equipment, calculators, and automobiles also?

    If the future consists of popping pills to get great bodies, you're right, people won't appreciate the hard work it used to take to get into that shape. Because it no longer takes hard work to get into that shape.

    I drive 18 miles to work every morning. I keep on trying to figure out ways to turn that into exercise, but it's just too far, and even on a bike will take too long. Walking would take me about 7 hours to get to work. Takes me about 20 minutes on a good day to drive there. Welcome to the modern age.

    Also, it's not "Too many people in this country". It's HUMANITY. All of humanity want something for the least amount of work and effort to get it.

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  96. Spear or sword by huckamania · · Score: 1

    It's obvious none of these people saw the movie Troy. I'm thinking of the fight scene that introduces Achilles. Big angry guy vs smaller faster guy doesn't end well for the big angry guy. You can see it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U1rq7keXTA

  97. Re:Fastest way to burn calories is to gain musclem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Works for me!

  98. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by NiteShaed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hope mass-production never becomes available to normal people.

    Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see it available for people with a legitimate medical need. I would just hate to see just anyone get things.

    I'm probably going to get modded flamebait for this one, but here goes...

    I work hard to make everything in my house. I practice carpentry and woodworking every day. I choose how I spend my time very carefully, and I don't give in when I'd rather do something else, like work on my physique. I have earned the right to live the way I do.

    Far, far too many people in this country just want something for nothing. They want the instant fix without any hard work, and this isn't limited to having nice furniture. The idea that someone could pop down to a store and suddenly have their home look like a their furniture was made by a master craftsman makes me angry. It's like those damn "do it yourself kits" you see everywhere. When the day finally comes that a "do it yourself kit" can actually be assembled into really nice furniture, I'll be furious.

    Maybe I'm being too critical, but my opinion boils down to this: If you work hard at something, you deserve to reap the benefits. If you do not work hard at something, you deserve nothing.

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  99. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by npsimons · · Score: 1

    I think a more interesting question is what do you do if this is readily available, cheap and easy to use? Would you do it? What if you are an active amateur cyclist working your way up the local ranks?

    Speaking as someone who has dabbled (albeit briefly) in sport cycling, and who climbs a bit, I have to say "no". What you typically want is more efficient muscle: muscle that can do the same amount of work for less mass. You don't get this by taking 'roids. Most cyclists (and mountaineers) are always striving for lighter equipment, going so far as comparing ounce by ounce. So if you could drop a pound (a *huge* amount in cycling or mountaineering) of body weight, whether it be fat or unused/useless muscle, you would do it to stay competitive. There's a reason the stunt double for Stallone in "Cliffhanger" bulked up: it wasn't to be a better climber (he was already world class), it was to look like Stallone. Also, for endurance sports, any weight you can shave off is less weight you (and your skeletal system) have to carry for 25, 50, or 100 miles.

  100. syntax of super by epine · · Score: 1

    In the poorly studied naked hive primate, there is newly discovered taunt syntax pertaining to social dominance. The call "super" refers to illicit advantage in the race to kick the crap out of the nearest naked hive primate one rung below your own, and the call "loser" means "the simpering dupe didn't even call my testosterone fueled check raise".

    In other news, the former mode of mock combat know as an "arm wrestle" now typically ends in shoulder dislocations, or worse. Status hierarchy persists unchanged, but taunting escalates as 200 pound weaklings hiding behind their mother's skirts look more pathetic than ever.

  101. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Well, you'd also have 40% more muscle weight to propel, so it really depends on how it affects the thrust to weight ratio. Does 40% more muscle translate to >=40% more thrust and/or endurance? Probably not, which means you're getting diminishing returns at best, or possibly even negative returns in the realm of self-propulsion. Weightlifting is an entirely different story, but there you need to worry about torn ligaments and tendons. Does myostatin play any role in regulating the growth of this connective tissue?

  102. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    I guess your really hate that using a computer no longer requires programming knowledge as well?

    Totally.

  103. Space Travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a thought. Could this treatment or similar ones be used to help combat the negative effects of zero-gravity environments on humans.
    Would be cool if we could use it to help keep our astronauts healthier or increase the duration of time they can survive in space.
    Of coarse there are some other negative effects that would still pose problems for humans on long term missions but maybe some other discoveries are there way to help us with those.
    Also why is there only a reply option when posting?

  104. Big muscles make life easier by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Strength makes it easier to do things. Strength makes things possible that less strength makes impossible, slow, or difficult. Strength make things fun (bicycling up a long, steep hill) that are a burden otherwise. Strength provides a larger margin of safety for any number of activities. People with good musculature (other things being equal) live longer than feeble people.

    Health is always fashionable. Large muscles are indicative of health, and only the extremely large muscles of top level body builders are unattractive to a substantial portion of the populace. This is not a faddish thing; people's preference in body types tends to last from many years to a lifetime.

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  105. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Hell, if I could be a fat slob and buy myself a pair of Carmen Electra robots who didn't care if I brushed my teeth or not, I'd be one happy guy.

    I have a hard time responding to this because there are so many things wrong with it.

    • The message in that sentence is the opposite of everything else you've said. You've indicated elsewhere that you've earned your physique and are proud of it, yet here you can be happy without earning happiness.
    • I think you'd find that living a life of effortless debauchery is not conducive to long-term happiness.
    • The sentence is something I'd expect to hear from a dishonest person in an unguarded moment.
    • This is not the sort of thing that a prospective employer would like to hear.
    • This is the attitude of a mind either immature or unhealthy.
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  106. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    I hope mass-production never becomes available to normal people.

    No friend modern civilization, are you?

    The idea that someone could pop down to a store and suddenly have their home look like a their furniture was made by a master craftsman makes me angry.

    Do you not understand the concept of division of labor? A person produces what he's good at and gets paid for it. He takes his earned money and buys the best effort of someone else. Everyone is better off.

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  107. Re:Skeptical about significant increase Caloric Ne by tepples · · Score: 1

    Muscle fatigue is prompted by an accumulation of protons within the muscles

    Protons, or H+ ions, are the acid.

  108. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by bkruiser · · Score: 1

    Do you work hard to have 10 fingers? Do you work hard to have an able mind? Could it be that you are endowed with an ability to control yourself with food that others aren't? I find it quite hopefull that someday we will not be able to discriminate based on what we think is important. Imagine, dumb people could be smart, short people could grow, skinny people could be bulky, lazy people could be ambitious. The fact is that we should be able to decide our genetic tendancies for ourselves.

  109. Re:I hope it never becomes available to normal peo by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

    Did you actually read the comment I was replying to?

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