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  1. Re:Killing music for everyone on RIAA 'Elektra V. Barker' Case Is Settled · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points, because this is spot on. The problem isn't piracy, the problem is that organizations like the RIAA would rather sue everybody instead of investigating ways to compete with piracy.

    The truth these organizations don't want to acknowledge is that piracy will never go away, no matter how many people you sue, or how many anti-piracy ad campaigns you run. The way to succeed isn't to prevent people from pirating media, but to make them want to pay for it. It is necessary to stop thinking of pirates as criminals, and start thinking of them as competitors.

  2. Re:Signed? on Fingerprint Test Tells Much More Than Identity · · Score: 1

    Man, that's easy. Cows drink milk... I mean water! Wait, wrong trick question.

  3. Re:Oops on Large Hadron Collider Goes Live September 10th · · Score: 1

    Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

  4. oblig. futurama on Theorists Make Quantum Communications Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten! And I once ate a big bowl of salt!

  5. It's Christmas in Hell on Diablo III Designer Defends New Look and Feel · · Score: 1

    Maybe if the levels aren't so dark Blizzard won't have to make all the skeletons bright green or red in order to make them stand out from the background.

    The levels in Diablo I and II may have been dark and gritty, but most of the enemies certainly weren't.

  6. Re:Plastic beads, like you make a necklace out of? on A Quasi-Quasicrystal · · Score: 1

    -Burma Shave

  7. Re:Not necessarily on Towards an Exercise Pill · · Score: 1
  8. Re:Ok I understand the problems of our current set on GENI To Replace Internet, Gets $12M Funding · · Score: 1

    That seems like a fairly modest proposal.

  9. Re:But what if... on Dual Boot Not Trusted, Rejected By Vista SP1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    This should definitely be modded Informative.

  10. Re:Practical Applications on Caltech Shows Off a Lensless, Miniaturized Microscope · · Score: 1

    First they came for the cancer cells,
    - but I didn't want cancer so I did not speak out.
    Then they came for the fat cells
    - but I didn't want to be a fatass, so I did not speak out.
    And when they came for the brain cells, there was no... uhhh... durrr...

  11. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? on Police Shame Pranksters On YouTube · · Score: 1

    Yes, everyone knows the correct term is blagonet.

  12. Re:TRUFAX. on Police Shame Pranksters On YouTube · · Score: 1

    Ummm... no? No, wait, yes! No meaning yes! Damn it... er, pass?

    Splunge!

  13. Re:Huh? on Practical Jetpack Available "Soon" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but "Impractical Not-Really-A-Jetpack Maybe Available Sometime" doesn't have quite the same ring to it, does it?

  14. Re:oh yeah? on Video Surveillance Tech Detects Abnormal Activity · · Score: 1

    Hmm... If this system analyzes objects to establish a baseline, perhaps we could swarm it with people in squirrel outfits and skew the baseline so that it flags anyone who is not a giant squirrel.

  15. Re:Yes. on Have Modern Gamers Lost the Patience For Puzzles? · · Score: 5, Informative

    Exactly. And having a leprechaun kill you a couple screens away from the end of the game just because you forgot to pick up a four-leaf clover in the second screen of the game isn't a challenging puzzle, it's just fucking sadistic.

  16. Re:perhaps they realize.. on Have Modern Gamers Lost the Patience For Puzzles? · · Score: 1

    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

  17. Re:Doesn't look too great... on Leaked Wolverine Origin Trailer Makes the Rounds · · Score: 1

    It's a movie about a man with blades attached to his hands, and you're surprised that it's violent?

    What were you expecting, topiary and hairstyling?

  18. Re:Seriously? on Leaked Wolverine Origin Trailer Makes the Rounds · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure it's actually an XOR.

  19. Re:Great Movie! on Batman Discussion · · Score: 1

    No, it's the same actor from the first movie.

  20. Re:Text from TFA on Thirst For Coltan Fueling African Conflict · · Score: 3, Funny

    Didn't you hear? More than 70% of the world's supply of /> tags are mined in Africa. The GP is trying to prevent further bloodshed by boycotting their use.

  21. Re:This means one thing... on Scientists Find Trigger For Northern Lights · · Score: 1

    To hell with that! Let's rickroll the North Pole!

  22. Re:Great Movie! on Batman Discussion · · Score: 1

    He's listed in the credits because he was in the beginning of the film. The guy interrogated by Dent was not Crane.

  23. Re:Why humanoid? on NAO Humanoid Robot Set To Hit the Market · · Score: 1

    Would not a slave be better? It's renewable, green and doesn't pollute.

    All of us at the Martian Liberation Front are deeply offended by this statement.

  24. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote on NAO Humanoid Robot Set To Hit the Market · · Score: 1

    You got metal fever, boy! Metal fever!

  25. Re:Posterity will condemn us... on NAO Humanoid Robot Set To Hit the Market · · Score: 3, Funny

    Robocaust? What robocaust? I've never heard of a robocaust before. It sounds like something made up by a /.er.

    Yeah, everyone knows the correct term is Robocalypse.