And yet, they still managed to lower the bar with Kornholer. At least Madden doesn't usually make you wish you could reach through the screen and slap the living shit out of him every time he opens his mouth. It seems like they're trying to kill Monday Night Football off on purpose....
You are kidding, right? I'd *much* rather listen to Madden at his most senile than have to put up with that insufferable gasbag known as Tony Kornheiser any day of the week.
"These German dudes ripped HIV out of your cells after it already got into your DNA. OMG! They think they might can cure AIDS with this. They're not too sure if it'll work, because it's gonna be WAY harder if you have AIDS real bad. 'The German dudes... started out with this enzyme that'll swap out any DNA it finds that has these certain two nucleotide thingies on the ends of 'em with these mutant ones that they whipped up in the lab. Then this other one named Tre comes in, kicks ass, and takes names. After about 3 months, bye-bye, HIV! They were talking about it today in Science'"
There are surely immense areas of the US without broadband (like Yellowstone park, say) Try West Texas instead. It can easily contain the entire area of South Korea (multiple times, in fact), and there are parts of it that equal South Korea's area that probably contain not many more than 80 people total.
What the terrorists should do is still rig a phone up to a bomb that detonates a second after phone signal is lost. They'd better hope they're not using Sprint.
...the Help Desk webcomic isn't exactly the best source for objective and serious assessments of Microsoft products Neither is Slashdot, for that matter.
You forgot the "Global Warmians". Pray to St. Algore for forgiveness, son. Or at least remember to tithe your carbon credits every Earth Day like a good parishoner.
Meanwhile, it's perfectly acceptable to post the wild tinfoil-hat Diebold conspiracy theories. Yeah, I guess I'm just imagining the bias in submissions and sources around here. My bad.
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Wow, completely missing GP's point and proving it at the same time! Congrats, you've scored a two-fer!
Oh, I do worry about the Big Rip. Every time my roommate walks in after a few beers, with a bag of tamales in hand. Yes, sir, I do worry.
I, for one, welcome our Pan-sexual Roto-plooking overlords...to the Church of Appliantology.
And yet, they still managed to lower the bar with Kornholer. At least Madden doesn't usually make you wish you could reach through the screen and slap the living shit out of him every time he opens his mouth. It seems like they're trying to kill Monday Night Football off on purpose....
You are kidding, right? I'd *much* rather listen to Madden at his most senile than have to put up with that insufferable gasbag known as Tony Kornheiser any day of the week.
Movies like, oh, An Inconvenient Truth?
So, to summarize the mindset:
"Profiteering is inherently evil, except, uhh, of course, in my case."
Wow. Shocker, that.
I was channeling a 14 year old emo girl for a minute.
So, they're calling it "channeling" now?
I'm just wondering how the hell this stuff made it past the PC Police at the publisher.
This will be covered in her next book, Regex Doesn't Suck.
Is it just me, or did anyone else read the word "toolchain" and immediately think of the staff of snotty fanboys down at the local Apple store?
Wow, I had no idea that Michael Vick was an OS, too!
Yeah, I'm sure that's a real common problem here on /.
Next.
...the Help Desk webcomic isn't exactly the best source for objective and serious assessments of Microsoft products Neither is Slashdot, for that matter.You forgot the "Global Warmians". Pray to St. Algore for forgiveness, son. Or at least remember to tithe your carbon credits every Earth Day like a good parishoner.
Exposing bots in big companies? That's easy. I see 'em every day. We even have a nickname for them here..."Middle Management."
Thanks for bringing that to light. Regardless, I'm still glad that I'm not one of his patients.
Anybody else glad that they are not one of this guy's patients?
Meanwhile, it's perfectly acceptable to post the wild tinfoil-hat Diebold conspiracy theories. Yeah, I guess I'm just imagining the bias in submissions and sources around here. My bad.
Yep, and call me cynical, but we'll keep hearing about this on /. until right about the time a Democrat gets elected.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a...drunk in a cape.
... does anyone else find today's breed to pseudo-punk-acting bands just too funny for words? If by "funny," you mean "pathetic," then yes.