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  1. Re:Actually... on "2012" a Miscalculation; Actual Calendar Ends 2220 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No... it's a meta-mod joke. Moderators will often mod clearly funny paranoia "insightful" or "informative" to add to the comic value.

    I've also heard of the mods giving Informative or Insightful posts a Funny mod - just to make you stop and wonder what the hell the joke was supposed to be.

  2. Re:PEBKAC on Data Entry Errors Resulted In Improper Sentences · · Score: 1

    JFGI solves many issues related to the understanding of unknown acronyms. And has the advantage of being potentially humorous the first time one experiences it. I'm glad to hear it solved your problem.

  3. Re:This is not new on Volunteers Wanted For Simulated 520-Day Mars Trip · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    An experiment is only a failure if you don't learn anything from it.

    Or if what you learn has nothing to do with the subject matter of the experiment, like: Don't let hippies design biology experiments. A worthwhile thing to know, but not essentially related to the study of "artificial self-sufficient human-sustaining environments".

  4. Re:Surpisingly many respectible physists talking on The LHC, the Higgs Boson, and the Chicago Cubs · · Score: 1

    Not only did you feel the need to explain the joke, you missed half of it. Here's a hint: there are a few other types of quarks.

    No, I didn't miss half of it. I just don't care to laud mediocrity. It just doesn't take that much wit when the hidden reference words are very common words (up, down, bottom) and you still can't fit them in at a better ratio than 54 (non-hidden-reference words) to 3 (hidden reference words).

  5. Re:That's what happened, isn't it? on The LHC, the Higgs Boson, and the Chicago Cubs · · Score: 1

    But how does this explain the 2004 Red Sox?

    Nature abhors me more, by putting so many Bostonians in my dorm that year.

  6. Re:Surpisingly many respectible physists talking on The LHC, the Higgs Boson, and the Chicago Cubs · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Not strange at all. If they spin it the right way, they can charm the governments and come out on top.

    I see what you did there. Nice!

  7. Re:Well, duh! on The LHC, the Higgs Boson, and the Chicago Cubs · · Score: 1

    Damn! There's a lot more baseball fans here than I thought.

    Calling Cubs fans "baseball fans" is like calling Scientologists "religious". They're not really playing the same game as everyone else...

  8. Re:And the band played on... on Xbox 360 Update Will Lock Out Unauthorized Storage · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile the Feds looked at Microsoft's Monopoly and decided it all soft, fluffy and harmless.

    What monopoly? I walk into the living room and see a Wii. Are you sure Microsoft has a monopoly on video games?

    Are you kidding? Everybody has a Monopoly!!

  9. Re:You mean ... on Car Glass Rules Could Impair Cell, GPS and Radio Signals In CA · · Score: 1

    Or they'll just plug into an external cell antenna.

    Really? Do you really see this happening on any kind of significant scale? What percentage of cell phone users bought external antennas before network coverage was as ubiquitous as it is now and there were tons of dead/weak-signal spots? I don't recall seeing a single non-techie with one, despite the constant complaints about lack of coverage, dropped calls, etc.

  10. Re:CANADA ROCKS!!!! Woooh on VASIMR Ion Engine Could Cut Mars Trip To 39 Days · · Score: 1

    True, but then Canada isn't a real country either! (ducks!)

    Perhaps (Geese!) would have been more appropriate?

  11. Re:Uh oh on iRobot Introduces Morphing Blob Robot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't worry, this technology has been out for years and nothing's happened yet.

    For referencing that TV show I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  12. Re:That will solve the wind issue! on MIT Researchers Develop Autonomous Indoor Robocopter · · Score: 1

    Consider the focus is ground-level surveillance in "buildings or other GPS-denied areas" (think caves in Afghanistan), I don't think wind is going to be as much of an issue as you believe it to be. Also, if you understood anything about the greater inherent stability of the quad-rotor design (let alone the fact that it is being combined with gyroscopic stabilization) you would understand very quickly how incredibly ignorant your post is.

    Besides the fact that the primary coolness of this particular bot is not it's flying ability (I know of dozens of hobbyist RC models that have better flight capabilities), but rather it's ability to complete all the tasks autonomously. Y'know, like a robot.

  13. Re:Cool! on LHC Successfully Cools To 1.9K In Lead-Up To Restart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, we're having a windows 7 party too.

    Curse you for killing my "colder than Vista's reception" joke!

  14. Re:Google should do this for better privacy on Google Street View Wants You to Direct New Tricycle Imager · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the sign / sticker could have special options which allow you to customize what to blur out.. eg. blur out the windows only, blur out the car / garage only, etc.

    Blur out the tasteless landscaping that would dissuade potential homebuyers from coming to your open house? Selective blurring to increase property appeal... I like it!

  15. Re:Almost a Good idea on Google Street View Wants You to Direct New Tricycle Imager · · Score: 1

    So apparently Dan is really passionate about making interns lug a 250-pound tricycle all over creation. Dan must be some kind of sadist.

    On the plus side, it will give fodder for a new College Humor Original.

  16. Re:What? Shouldn't firefox fix this one? on Sneaky Microsoft Add-On Put Firefox Users At Risk · · Score: 1

    No. I am not apologizing for Microsoft. This was "Sony Stupid" of them. We're used to that here, though. What we're not used to (and apparently sweeping under the rug) is the massive, unholy hell of a mess mozilla's extension system for firefox is....

    Not "Sony Stupid". That implies a lack of intelligence/insight. Whereas with Sony, it's done intentionally and with ingenuity. The word for a lack of good intentions is "Evil". The question remains whether or not this MS screwup was intentional. I'm voting for stupid/negligent. Also, you're totally right about the mess that is Firefox's extension/addon system. Mozilla should be the ones taking responsibility for building a system that gives the addon developers such latitude.

  17. Re:Why are they paying retailers? on Google Takes On Amazon With Own E-Book Store · · Score: 1

    But digital downloads eliminate everything but price.

    If this was the case then you wouldn't have dozens (hundreds?) of eBook retailers selling public domain works (i.e. repackaged Project Gutenberg titles) in an electronic format. There's something to be said for the power of advertising and the ignorance of consumers.

  18. Re:Why are they paying retailers? on Google Takes On Amazon With Own E-Book Store · · Score: 2, Informative

    I haven't read the article yet, but either the summary is way off, misleading, or it just doesn't make sense!

    I guess TFS could be considered misleading if you believed that it was claiming to completely explain Google's plan. Or maybe, TFS was just incomplete (as summaries tend to be). From TFA:

    "Google Editions allows retail partners to sell their books, especially those who haven't invested in a digital platform," he said. "We expect the majority (of customers) will go to retail partners not to Google. We are a wholesaler, a book distributor."

  19. Re:Man... on Experimenting On Mechanical Turk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Math and the brain, it's amazing how they meet.

    (Brain is walking past dark alley)
    Math: Pssst!! Hey, you!
    Brain: Huh? Wh-- me?
    Math: Yeah - you! You wanna try some good shit? I got some seriously advanced Number Theory, here. You totally have to try this shit!
    Brain: Nah, thanks anyway, man, but I'm not into that hard shit.
    Math: You sure?! This shit's fucking amazing, man. Real pure, man, grade A. Some of this shit will blow your fucking mind!
    Brain: Nah it's cool, thank--
    Math: That's cool, that's cool, man. It's not for everybody...how 'bout some primo Euclidean Geometry? You ain't never calculated the sum of the squares of the sides of a right triangle until you've demonstrated the Pythagorean Theorem. This shit's a trip!
    Brain: Hey, yeah, I'd be down for some of that...
    Math: Excellent! Now don't worry about nothin' - the first book is on me... friend. (puts his arm around Brain)
    Brain: Hey, man, you're all right, y'know...

  20. Re:Takes Care of one of my pet peeves on Sonar Software Detects Laptop User Presence · · Score: 2, Funny

    That whooshing sound you hear is not your laptop's sonar.

  21. Re:LOL on Hands-On Look At the BlackBerry Storm 2 · · Score: 1

    It will take a while - at least a year or so - for the iPhone to be dethroned by any competing architecture. It will happen, for sure. Whether it's one year or ten years from now is up to Apple, their competitors, and shear luck.

    So you're saying that a new RAZR will kill the iPhone? Inconceivable!

  22. Re:Actually the 47th on 12M Digit Prime Number Sets Record, Nets $100,000 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Your single-minded obsession with achieving immortality through the propagation of your genes is quaint and soon to be irrelevant.

  23. Re:First 3D? on First Look At Acer's 3D Laptop · · Score: 1

    ...If you want to talk about a stereoscopic display call it what it is....this is not the first laptop to have a screen capable of 3D. Sharp had one before IIRC.

    Hypocrisy much?

  24. Re:tomax7 on First Look At Acer's 3D Laptop · · Score: 1

    Everyone's a critique.

  25. Re:Will errors ever go away? on CT Scan "Reset Error" Gives 206 Patients Radiation Overdose · · Score: 4, Funny

    The machine didn't build itself!

    SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, MEATSACK!

    Oh, yeah?! Well who built your first model, you bucket o' bolts! And don't give me that FSM nonsense. Everyone knows that the Fantastical Spawning Machine was truly the work of humans, inspired by the intelligently designed schematics given to us by the noodley appendage of the true FSM.