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  1. Re:Stats on In UK, Computer Science Graduates the Least Employable · · Score: 2, Funny

    This article sounds like it was only written to create employment for statisticians.

  2. KFC on Alleged Russian Spy Ring Exposed In US · · Score: 1

    Russia are trying to spy on the 11 Secret Herbs and Spices.

  3. Re:Yippee can't wait on Google To End Google.cn Redirect · · Score: 1

    No need to wait!

    Baidu, bringing Chinese internet censorship to you since 2000

  4. Re:WTF? on Twitter To Establish Information Security Program · · Score: 1

    They'll get time off for good behaviour.

  5. Re:erm.... on Tracking Down a Single-Bit RAM Error · · Score: 2, Funny

    My RAM is shielded against cosmic rays by my mothers basement.

  6. Re:Now also for Slashdot! on YouTube Gets a Vuvuzela Button (Seriously) · · Score: 1

    Men of Harlech, stop your dreaming.
    Can't you see their vuvuzela gleaming?

  7. Pirates! on Windows Phone 7 Lacks Copy-and-Paste · · Score: 5, Funny

    Copy & paste is a tool of pirates and plagiarists. There is no legitimate use for Copy & paste.

  8. Re:Sigh... on "Cumulative Voting" Method Gaining Attention · · Score: 1

    Sheep. It's what's for dinner.

  9. Re:Search on Google Introduces Command-Line Tool For Linux · · Score: 1

    Like it's not already easy to strip out the sponsored links from the HTML.

  10. Re:The nuclear resistance myth on Thailand Shuts Down 43,000 More Websites · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not really. I remember somewhere the CIA publish literature, on how to organise an effective resistance against ... oppressive governments.

  11. Re:Thanks Wordpress on WordPress 3.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Either most people have migrated their douchebaggery to social networking sites; or those types of blogs have become far less visible.

  12. The nuclear resistance myth on Thailand Shuts Down 43,000 More Websites · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Should have designed the internet to be more resistant to oppressive governments.
    Since they are more dangerous than nuclear weapons anyway.

  13. Re:Can't run forever on Foxconn May Close Factories In China · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Big bugs have little bugs
    Upon their backs to bite them.
    Little bugs have littler bugs.
    And so, ad infinitum.

    China already has operations in Africa, where locals are treated worse than slaves.

  14. Re:Proximity and usability on Why Video Calling Is a Wasted Feature In the UK · · Score: 1

    They are young, thin, and naturally beautiful. They don't mind being seen.

    You're so old, you forgot how teens think.

    Teens are ridiculously self conscious. Years later, just as they are coming to terms with their appearances it begins to decline. Lulz.

  15. Re:I still see the link on Google Introduces, Then Scraps, Bing-Style Background Images · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away"

    The google homepage was perfect, practically from it's inception, up to a few years ago.
    Recent experiments have made me switch from a search engine homepage, to the firefox search bar. Since the firefox bar is a list, it also encourages me to shop around for results.

  16. Re:BIOS vs. EFI on BIOS Will Be Dead In Three Years · · Score: 1

    Most insightful 'Yo Dawg' ever.

  17. Re:I Don't See the Connection Here on Military Taps Social Networking To Hunt Insurgents · · Score: 5, Funny

    Farmville 2: Golden crescent

    Add me on facebook and we can harvest raw opium together.

  18. Oblig. on Military Taps Social Networking To Hunt Insurgents · · Score: 1

    All right, people, I'm in charge now, and we will find the terrorists.
    Jarvis, I want you to check for any terrorist chatter on AOL.
    Marley and Greggs, try searching for nuclear devices on askjeeves.com

  19. Re:caterpillar on Clickjacking Worm Exploits Facebook "Like" Feature · · Score: 1

    The big hungry inchworm wouldn't have sold nearly so well.

  20. Re:Nice on Intel Considers Hardware Acceleration For Google's WebM Format · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want hardware support for Windows XP search dog. Do it intel!

  21. Re:Fucking FINALLY on Lost Ends · · Score: 1

    There's always another steaming pile of ass where that one came from.

  22. Re:Social networking sucks on Facebook Bug Lets Hackers Delete Friends · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're missing the point because that isn't the reality of using facebook.

    What actually happens is that when you first signed up, you naively used your real name. Then loads of people from your past, who you couldn't give two shits about, inexplicably add you.
    As a new user you aren't going to press ignore, so you confirm everyone.

    In the default mode, your front page is now full of the most verbose idiots literally broadcasting what they had for dinner.

    Finally you delete your account, because facebook is a horrible ad ridden, malware invested fad, and it's dying. Or at least becoming a zombie.

  23. Re:What a portmanteau.. on New iConji Language For the Symbol-Minded Texter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where is the iconji for malamanteau?

  24. Re:In other words on A Contrarian Stance On Facebook and Privacy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's easy to say that this should always be the user's choice

    It should always be the user's choice.

  25. Re:Developers on How To Go Broke Selling Zero-Day Exploits · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I duel licence my vulnerabilities; GPL and Microsoft Open License.