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  1. The winners are... on 2010 Ig Nobel Winners Announced · · Score: 1

    ENGINEERING PRIZE: for perfecting a method to collect whale snot, using a remote-control helicopter.

    MEDICINE PRIZE: for discovering that symptoms of asthma can be treated with a roller-coaster ride.

    TRANSPORTATION PLANNING PRIZE: for using slime mold to determine the optimal routes for railroad tracks.

    PHYSICS PRIZE: for demonstrating that, on icy footpaths in wintertime, people slip and fall less often if they wear socks on the outside of their shoes.

    PEACE PRIZE: for confirming the widely held belief that swearing relieves pain.

    PUBLIC HEALTH PRIZE: for determining by experiment that microbes cling to bearded scientists.

    ECONOMICS PRIZE: for determining by experiment that microbes cling to bearded scientists.

    CHEMISTRY PRIZE: for disproving the old belief that oil and water don't mix.

    MANAGEMENT PRIZE: for demonstrating mathematically that organizations would become more efficient if they promoted people at random.

    BIOLOGY PRIZE: for scientifically documenting fellatio in fruit bats.

  2. especially by 4chan on On the Web, Children Face Intensive Tracking · · Score: 1

    ...the users, not the admins
    Jessi Slaughter

  3. code comments? on Hole In Linux Kernel Provides Root Rights · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hawkes says the vulnerability was discovered and remedied back in 2007, but at some point in 2008 kernel developers apparently removed the patch, reintroducing the vulnerability

    and this, my friends, is why we add comments to our code

  4. Re:EZ Bake Oven on Creative Uses For Extra Drive Bays? · · Score: 1

    most creative idea I've read so far

  5. space station on The Sun Unleashes Coronal Mass Ejection At Earth · · Score: 1

    I would laugh if it ricocheted off the ISS and missed earth entirely.

  6. adobe flash on How Should a Non-Techie Learn Programming? · · Score: 1

    I'll probably get flamed into oblivion for this, but...learn flash and leave it at that. If the company wants a real website they can hire a professional.

  7. going green on Industrial Marijuana Farming Approved In Oakland · · Score: 1

    Now that's what I call going green! what is more environmentally friendly:
    a) seizing massive quantities of pot in police raids and incinerating it, releasing all kinds of toxins into the air
    or
    b letting the idiots ingest it a little at a time letting there bodies filter out the toxins before they affect the environment

  8. seriously? this has to be a hoax on Smart Underwear Designed For Military · · Score: 1

    ... Joe Wang?! for a guy engineering high tech underwear?! And I suppose he is collaborating with joe mama, will hung, and mike hawk?!

  9. pervert on Best Solutions For Massive Home Hard Drive Storage? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I download a lot porn, and I also record a lot of masturbating videos. I have filled two computers with porn already. I want access to my porn at all times, especially since I maintain a porn site. I don't want to have swappable USB drives, I want all my porn available all the time on my network. I'm assuming that, since it's on a network, I won't need 16,000 RPM drives and thus I'm hoping a solution exists that can be disguised or stashed away and not overheat. So Slashdot, what have you done?

  10. reversible? on Ultrasound As a Male Contraceptive · · Score: 1

    what, by playing the sound backwards? it sounds like it is temporary, but not reversible!

  11. fewer patents is a good thing on USPTO Plans Could Kill Small Business Innovation · · Score: 1

    If only the big companies can afford it then that means there will be fewer stupid little patents. It will also make is harder for big companies to file tens of thousands of patents. How is that a bad thing?!

  12. no fear on Extremists Warn South Park Creators Over Muhammad In a Bear Suit · · Score: 1

    these guys openly made fun of scientology! They are not afraid of getting killed. If one of the writers was killed there would probably be a show about it the next week.

  13. Makes sense on Study Shows People In Power Make Better Liars · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People who are in power are generally very confident people. When you lie you need to be confident or people will not be convinced.

  14. Re:Why are Bluetooth mouses so rare? on Bluetooth 4.0 Devices To Make the Scene Later This Year · · Score: 2, Funny

    because those low-power proprietary cats are just so efficient.

  15. tux head? on Pluto — a Complex and Changing World · · Score: 1

    am I the only one who sees a blurry tux face in the 180 photo?

  16. Re:What about the kid on the bicycle? on Super Strong Metal Foam Discovered · · Score: 1

    So the stupid driver who was texting on their mobile phone or eating a burger is fine, great. What about the ten year old old they've just thumped into with their SUV? Does it help them at all?

    they should have been wearing a metal foam bike helmet

  17. no pressure sensitive stylus? on New Touchscreen Technology Like Writing On Paper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    why does the screen need to be pressure sensitive? the primary application of this technology is for handwriting and sketching. Wouldn't it make more sense to add a spring for resistance and make the tip of the pen pressure sensitive rather then recreating the entire writing surface?

  18. Only in America on Police Called Over 11-Year-Old's Science Project · · Score: 1

    a 15yo builds a nuclear reactor in his basement and nobody stops him. But you bring a harmless bottle with some wires in it to school and they lock down the school for a day and force the kid to go to counselling?!

    The terrorists have US citizens cowering in fear. They have already won.

  19. Y2K was right! on The Long Shadow of Y2K · · Score: 0, Troll

    planes fell from the sky and electric grids went black. It just didn't happen how and when we thought it would

  20. social gaming? on The State of Social Gaming On the iPhone · · Score: 1

    Woohoo, iFarmVille here we come!

  21. A very brave man on Russian Whistleblower Cop On YouTube · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...may he rest in peace

  22. www.IdentityTheft.info video on Impressing Security Upon End-Users Visually? · · Score: 4, Informative

    here is a great video that shows how to detect a phishing scam using examples http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzfPUmQcfDs

  23. magnets and electronics on Sony Prototype Sends Electricity Through the Air · · Score: 1

    great idea! magnets and electronics always get along well

  24. Re:What would it do to my hand ... on Sony Prototype Sends Electricity Through the Air · · Score: 2, Insightful

    nothing, it uses magnetic resonance, like an MRI machine. Are your hands magnetic?

  25. the projected sound? on G20 Protesters Blasted By "Sound Cannon" · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's gilbert gottfried doing a commercial for oxyclean with mariah carey shrieking away in the background