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Extremists Warn South Park Creators Over Muhammad In a Bear Suit

An anonymous reader writes "A radical Islamic website is warning the creators of South Park that they could face violent retribution for depicting the Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit during an episode broadcast on Comedy Central last week. RevolutionMuslim.com posted the warning following the 200th episode of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's South Park."

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  1. Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by ls671 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They already had depicted him before in season 10 "Cartoon Wars Part II":

    http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/504/superbestfriends.gif

    I was kind of surprised when I watched the show since they did this right after the danish
    Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyllands-Posten_Muhammad_cartoons_controversy

    What surprised me even more is that I don't recall anybody saying anything back then. Nevertheless, apparently Comedy Central is now refusing to show depiction of Muhammad so it seems the authors decided to masquerade him as a bear.

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    1. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hilarious 200th episode! They had to put Muhammad in a bear costume... It was the only way to cover him up completely!

    2. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Bear? That's terrible! I thought a jackass would be more fitting!

    3. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by P-Nuts · · Score: 1

      They depicted Muhammed in Super Best Friends in season 5 (which is what your screengrab shows). In season 10's Cartoon Wars (which is about the fictional controversy of depicting him in Family Guy) he appears covered by a black censorship screen.

    4. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I thought this had all been part of a bet. I'll see if I can find a link on where I heard that.

    5. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by pudge · · Score: 1

      I call on South Park, and all animated shows, to have a depiction of Mohammed in a bear suit in every episode they make from now on.

    6. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by stonewallred · · Score: 2, Funny

      pedobear reference for the wooosh crowd.

    7. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by jimboisbored · · Score: 2, Informative

      They already do. The opening credits have had him in EVERY episode since super best friends, he's small, but he's there.

    8. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by pudge · · Score: 1

      I mean in the bear suit.

    9. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by jimboisbored · · Score: 1

      Bah...I somehow skipped reading "in a bear suit" out of your post.

    10. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by bugeaterr · · Score: 1

      Every newspaper in the West should have shown the Danish cartoons as an act of solidarity.
      But they are too busy taking on the REALLY violent groups, like the Tea Party movement.

    11. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by pudge · · Score: 1

      That's OK, apparently, Comedy Central somehow skipped seeing Mohammed in the opening credits all these years.

    12. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Tangentc · · Score: 1

      They didn't actually show Muhammed in Cartoon Wars. They just made reference to him, which is why there was no controversy over it. They only ever showed him in a season five episode called "Super Best Friends" in which he was a member of the titular group. Which was long before this was really an issue.

      Of course, that fact suggests that extremists aren't actually offended by his depiction, because they sure as hell weren't seven years ago, but rather that they're just looking for any excuse to justify their anger. Which I guess isn't really that surprising.

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    13. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Duradin · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that the extremists don't know that every "Teddy" bear is actually a "Mohammed in a Bear Suit" doll.

    14. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... I've always found it kind of funny:

      Shouldn't Jesus and Mohammad look the same? They're both middle eastern; when did Jesus become white?

    15. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by dbet · · Score: 1

      They already had depicted him before in season 10 "Cartoon Wars Part II":

      Yeah but it was totally unrealistic. I mean, where's his 9 year old sex slave? Oops, I mean wife.

    16. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by steveb3210 · · Score: 1

      That was before Catroon Wars. In cartoon wars, comedy central censored the scene..

    17. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Chr0me · · Score: 1

      Actually, for years they had Muhammad in the opening of the show. Low res, I know, but he's to the right of Kenny and the sign near the alien.

    18. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      The image you link to that actually shows Muhammed was from the episode "Super Best Friends" which aired in 2001, long before the Danish Cartoon Controversy which was in 2005. I don't recall anyone even commenting on it.

      In 2006 they released "Cartoon Wars" I & II which were a bit edgy, what with the Danish cartoons fresh in everyones mind but got surprisingly little attention. Cartoon Wars didn't actually show Muhammed as the show was censored by Comedy Central.

      Interestingly I've just noticed that the Danish cartoons are available on Wikipedia.

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    19. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about what they think. Our freedom of Speech applies any other time. Why the special treatment for those freaks?? To HiLL with them.

    20. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by dpw2atox · · Score: 1

      I highly respect Matt Stone and Trey Parker for doing what they do. I don't always agree with what their shows message is, but I still can usually find humor in it. They make fun of everyone and have said in their own show that its either all ok to be made fun of or none of it is. If you are offended? Don't watch it, it takes a while 2 seconds to change the channel. We as Americans have the right to freedom of speech, not freedom as long it is doesn't offend someone. Personally, I hope to see South Park not only show Muhammad in tonights episode, but also make fun of Revolution Muslim and its' creators.

    21. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I was kind of surprised when I watched the show since they did this right after the danish Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy.

      So your logic would recommend caving in to them? Because clearly, the first thing you do, when a mentally ill person does what that person always does, and threatens you, is to cave in, and thereby allow their fantasy reality to dominate (over you too).

      Have you got no spine?
      Wasn’t the rule: We don’t make deals with insane people / terrorists?

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    22. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by stackOVFL · · Score: 1

      Gary Johnston: I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too. Terrorist: I like you. You have balls. I like balls.

    23. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: the title should be:
      "MUSLIMS Warn South Park Creators Over Muhammad In a Bear Suit"

      But then, that would be too near to the truth.
      www.prophetofdoom.net

      The 'prophet' of Islam was a mass murderer, multiple rapist, and a paedophile, who 'married' a nine year old girl when he was fifty four.

    24. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by JeffSpudrinski · · Score: 1

      They'll probably kill Kenny over this...

      -JJS

    25. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They weren't allowed to show the image in CartoonWars, not being able to show the image was the whole point of the episode.
      The only time they did it was in Superbestfriends which predates the Danish cartoonist incident.
      Now, the really funny thing is that the SuperBestFriends episode has run as a repeat since the Danish incident, and they did not block the image.

    26. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Golddess · · Score: 1

      The best (worst?) part though, is the only reason it's Muhammad in the bear suit is because they say it is. It's analogous to me drawing a stick figure and saying "this is Muhammad disguised as a stick figure". If someone were to come across it without my description, they'd think nothing of it. But because I say it's supposed to be Muhammad, suddenly some assholes halfway around the world want to kill me? WTF?

      Maybe what they should do is take off the bear costume in episode 201, revealing that it's actually Jesus in there.




      And then sometime after the episode airs, claim that it wasn't really Jesus, but Muhammad wearing a Jesus costume.

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    27. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looked at the picture you showed me, when searching for Muhammed I could not find him. I do not claim to know his looks, but I researched the descriptions of him and no such person depicted.

      On a little more serious note, are those revolution muslims actually trying to tell us that Muhammed was a bear looking kind of person and that South Park got it right?

    28. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by malv · · Score: 1

      Revolution Muslim is a false-flag organization. Both the leaders are "supposide" Jewish converts that can't even spell 'Jews' properly.

      http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/12/death-to-the-ju.html

      The pair is often featured on CNN and Fox News. I don't even think they have any actual followers.

      There is some information collected about the pair here:

      http://catholicforum.fisheaters.com/index.php?topic=3427255.0

    29. Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they're in hot water for depicting Muhammad as a Furry?

  2. Col. Allen on Islam by otis+wildflower · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkGQmCZjJ0k

    Why can't THAT black man be president?!

    Allen/Honore 2012

    1. Re:Col. Allen on Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you could change the dates to other confrontations between the Christian and Islamic worlds through history, then flip the Quran reference to The Bible and you'd end up saying the same thing. Those Muslims/Christians aren't peace loving. They're doing exactly what this book [Quran/Bible] says!

    2. Re:Col. Allen on Islam by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Depends on the Christian. There are some that are so extremely non-violent that they refuse to fight or kill to defend themselves, and also refuse military service.

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  3. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    South Park is still on?

  4. Re:Religion of peace eh? by nerdtalker · · Score: 1

    More like religion of easily butthurt. When will stupid crap like this end? What modern religion can honestly take itself seriously after issuing threats over the depiction of their "god?"

  5. And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Interesting
    They mentioned that in the article:

    Al Amrikee said the website is considering a protest against the "disgusting" show, which also depicted the Prophet Muhammad in an episode on July 4, 2001.

    I remember that one, I think it opened with a bugs bunny-ish skit depicting Bin Laden in some slapstick comedy.

    What I want to know is how Al Amrikee feels about Fox news hosting the image of Muhammad in a bear suit in the article? And how does he feel now that his comment has had the Streisand effect and Foxnews.com is showing it to many more people that don't have access to cable television. Wouldn't he, as part of the distribution channel and medium, be also on said "black lists" he warns of?

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    1. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by ZSpade · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reverse is also true though, this is getting Al Amrikee much more attention than he deserves.

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    2. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by lyinhart · · Score: 1

      I remember that one, I think it opened with a bugs bunny-ish skit depicting Bin Laden in some slapstick comedy.

      No, that would be the post-9/11 episode "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants" in which Cartman plays the Bugs Bunny role.

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    3. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The reverse is also true though, this is getting Al Amrikee much more attention than he deserves.

      Really? I think he deserves a little more attention. I eagerly await the South Park episode where a whiny little pissant runs around saying, "This is not a threat but a warning that you are on murder lists ..." to everyone in South Park. It'd be hard but I have confidence that Matt and Trey would adequately portray the stupidity of Al Amrikee. "Raising awareness?" More like a power trip or inciting a murder.

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    4. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Honestly, these Muslim extremists are weakling ladylike pussies compared to the Buddhists.

      Call me when you Muslim extremists have the balls to pour gasoline all over yourself, light yourself on fire and sit there and pray.

      I really don't understand why the Muslim community is not publicly outraged at these people that give their faith a bad name.

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    5. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I really don't understand why the Muslim community is not publicly outraged at these people that give their faith a bad name.

      You don't understand why moderates aren't outraged?

      Hint: they laugh off these hilariously pathetic whackos, then have a bacon sandwich and a beer, same as the rest of us.

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    6. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's cause they can't decide if it's worth it to join in and maybe get themselves some 70 virgins or not.

    7. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by liquiddark · · Score: 2, Informative

      I really don't understand why the Muslim community is not publicly outraged at these people that give their faith a bad name.

      They are. There have been plenty of attempts by communities all over North America and the Middle East to raise awareness about the section of the community (read: a big slice, probably the biggest slice ie the majority) that is completely opposed to these assholes. I've gone to public discussions about the true nature of Jihad (it's an intellectual and spiritual struggle, not a physical or fanatical war), I've visited the Middle East, and I've talked to my Muslim friends in Canada, and pretty much as a unit they don't consider these idiots to be Muslims at all, just violent thugs with wrong-headed ideas that have nothing to do with Islam proper.

    8. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Pharmboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      <sarcasm>Yes, because we all know that Christians have NEVER tried to hurt anyone for believing differently than them.</sarcasm>

      The problem is humans tend to want to kill/remove/banish anyone who doesn't agree with the local groupthink. Be it religion, science (global warming, for instance) or just cultural. The problem is that "beliefs" are held up high while "ideas" are not. Most religions amplify this tendency. Try being a non-Christian in the US today, it is a pain in the ass because of the sheer stupidity of others. Every time someone hears that I am not a Christian, the first thing they say is "oh, are you an atheist?" as if that is the only other option. When I tell them that 80% of the entire planet is not Christian, their response is "Well, everyone is in America", which is obviously not true and obviously saying that no one outside of America matters anyway.

      I was raised in the Catholic church, so don't preach to me how Christianity is about "love". It is yet another flavor of control whereby you follow the rules, or "burn in hell", and anyone who believes different than you is automatically suspicious. Christians are not better than Muslims. Both have extremists even if the vast majority of believers are rational persons. Both believe their view of God is right and everyone else is wrong. Even their God is the same, the God of Abraham. And here in the southeastern USA, not being a Christian can still prevent you from having employment and make life difficult, which isn't very Christian of those folks, is it?

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    9. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by stdarg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Maybe the Muslim community supports them more than you think.

      What I've found talking with moderate Muslims from Muslim-majority countries is that they are all for tolerance in principle, but in specific instances they'll say "Yeah but why do they want to say THAT about Muhammed? What does that contribute to free speech?" and so on.

      We don't exactly help the situation when we have Western countries that outlaw hate speech (e.g. Canada, which recently threatened Anne Coulter when she was going to speak at a university).

      I don't know if you've ever read Terry Pratchett novels, but a recurring joke is when the police investigate a death and classify it as suicide instead of murder - because the person did something provocative that would obviously lead to murder. The assumption is that the people who murdered him HAD to murder him.

      Muslim countries such as Pakistan and Afghanistan have a segmented society and the moderate, liberalized, urban Muslims who you typically see as journalists, authors, etc, are very much like Terry Pratchett's characters. They see a huge segment of their population as beyond help. The bad Muslims have a "tribal" (not "Muslim") culture. They are uneducated and ignorant. They don't know the true Islam. Maybe they are funded/co-opted by the CIA/Israel/India/Blackwater. Whatever the excuse, the purpose is to say "See, we have all these people who JUST HAVE TO get violent when you do something un-Islamic like insult Muhammed, promote women's education, say something positive about the US."

      So for the sake of the stability of their society, they say, they can't support the kind of "destructive" free speech that we want them to support.

      The debatable part (for us) is whether those "tribal" people really don't understand Islam, or if it's the moderate and liberal minority who doesn't understand Islam. (As if there's one "Islam" anyway.) And to what degree the moderates are actually moderate compared to using the "tribal" excuse to appear moderate while pragmatically leaning towards fundamentalism.

      That's just my experience though.

    10. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember that one, I think it opened with a bugs bunny-ish skit depicting Bin Laden in some slapstick comedy.

      No, "Super Best Friends" and "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" are two entirely different episodes.

    11. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      You know, I'm fairly sure that Matt Stone and Trey Parker alluded to invoking the Streisand Effect in the episode; the celebrities activated Barbra Streisand closer to the end.

    12. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by dAzED1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      do you expect them to get violent and angry about people getting violent and angry in their name? If that's not actually how they are, then the "reaction" will be substantially more passive.

      For my part, I saw an ad right after 9/11 for an outreach from the Muslims to demonstrate their faith and that they didn't want to kill white people. So I showed up, talked to a few guys for a long while. During the discussion I learned that if someone asks about their faith, then one of the core principles is that the person has to stop right then and there and explain it to them. Then I learned that the guy that was doing most of the talking had his wife sitting in the car for the 2 hours he had been in there with me - he seemed sensitive to the fact that this was the case, but...fact is, there was no where on the grounds that the wife was allowed to be other than in the car in the parking lot. Not that I was going to be converted anyway, but the fact that the wife wasn't even allowed in the building...or any other buildings on the ground...they can talk all they want about being the "religion of peace" but sorry, I have a bit too much respect for women for that.

    13. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by DarkOx · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I think there is more truth in what you say than most care to admint; but your statement is a bit crass. As Christian I am well aware that we have as group have done many things in the Christ's name which are inexcusebly un-Christian. Most Christians are peaceful and most Muslims probably are as well. Where the whole thing breaks down as far as the defense of Islam goes is that their early history is characterized by violoence.

      Mohammed was a violent concourer that is just historical fact. Jesus never got beyond the minor destruction of property and there is only one record even of that. The Quaran does specifiy violent remedies for any number of situations where the Bibible taken as whole work with the New Testament taken to have supreemacy (as Christians do) does not. These are facts they are. Its therefore true that an Islamic fundamentalist is a supporter of violenece.

      The TFA issue though IMHO is not a religious matter at all but a secular one, which is resolved and should therefore not command the attention it gets at all. We have freedome of speech in the US and freedom of religion. Islamists are free to practice their rule about not portraying the profit, but everyone else has the abosult right to do so. This is one of the basic principles of our society and it must be defended for the sake of our democracy. I am sure most everyone agrees on this point. I think all sinsationalizing the issue with media attention does is lend credibility to the Islamist argument; which at least in the United States is a dog that wont hunt.

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    14. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by russotto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe the Muslim community supports them more than you think.

      What I've found talking with moderate Muslims from Muslim-majority countries is that they are all for tolerance in principle, but in specific instances they'll say "Yeah but why do they want to say THAT about Muhammed? What does that contribute to free speech?" and so on.

      That's not a disease specific to Islam, though. There are plenty of people -- possibly a majority -- in the US, other Western countries, and on Slashdot who support freedom "X" in principle but are opposed to any specific use of freedom "X". When pressed they either react just like those Muslims, or babble about how liberty is not license, or talk about how rights have to be balanced with responsibilities, or whatever. There are few who actually support freedom in practice.

    15. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by zero_out · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Catholicism != Christianity. Catholicism is based on Christianity, but is far more "Roman Empire" than Christian.

    16. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      They don't know the true Islam.

      Why is thier version of Islam and more or less valid than any other sect of Islam? If there is a "True Islam", which sect is it? Is it Sunnis or Shites or any other of the smaller sects? Is their also a "True Christianity"? If so, which sect is it? Are Mormons not "True Christians"? Are Catholics not "True Christians"?

      Radical Muslims are just a "True" as Moderate and Liberal Muslims.

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    17. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by LandDolphin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Catholicism != Christianity

      Except for roughly 700 years (300a.d. - 1000a.d.)

      But more to the point:

      Not every rectangle is a square, but every square is a rectangle.

      So, not every Christian is a Catholic, but every Catholic is a Christian.

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    18. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by PeolesDru · · Score: 0

      Seems like him bitching about it is a great way for the next appearance of Mohammed in South Park to be in a pig costume.

      Still, I hope Parker and Stone have good security.

    19. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by L3370 · · Score: 1

      um, wasn't Catholicism the original christian religion from which all demonimations of christianity derived?

    20. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      I think they would have a better shot at getting their 70 virgins here on a Slashdot forum. Actually, I'm sure there are much more than 70 here.

    21. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      All Catholics ARE indeed Christians, and my experiences are not limited to the Catholic church either. And the Catholic church is the oldest and most known Christian church, particularly when it comes to abusing others when they disagree with the church, which was the point. And if you knew much about Catholicism, you would know that it is very, very fragmented from country to country, with different traditions and such (particularly since 1964 when priests began performing the mass in the local language rather than in Latin), so I wouldn't consider any modern Catholic diocese as part of the "Roman Empire". That is pretty outdated thinking.

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    22. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, wasn't Catholicism the original christian religion from which all demonimations of christianity derived?

      Catholicism isn't a religion, it's a church; a denomination of Christianity.

    23. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Catholicism != Christianity. Catholicism is based on Christianity, but is far more "Roman Empire" than Christian.

      Which makes about as much sense as saying that all variations of Christianity is more "Roman Empire" than Christian, since they all share that background. If you were trying to make a point that it's somehow different in the context of the parent's post you failed. My country is protestant and I think you can pretty much do a search and replace.

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    24. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw you.

      And peace be with you. /Catholic

    25. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      I felt a great disturbance on Slashdot, as if millions of spelling nazis suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

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    26. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does stupidity like this get modded insightful?

    27. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know what you're talking about.
      1. Catholicism came first and is Christian.
      2. Jesus handed off the reins of his "universal" (in Greek Catholic) church to Paul.
      3. The splinter of Protestants didn't come about till 1517.
      4. There also was a split between Eastern and Western Catholics with the Eastern being even more strict then the Western and that was around 1050ish.
      5. The term Christian was first used in Acts about 1500 years before there were any other flavors.

    28. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've gotta be kidding me. That's an insightful comment? Read some history, pal.

    29. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      No true Scotsman would ever say Catholics aren't Christians.

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    30. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Honestly, I think this guy "Al Amrikee" has violated the first rule of a public argument... Never pick a fight with someone who buys their ink by the barrel.

      What his miscalculation is going to be is that South Park has a HUGE bully pulpit and they are NOT afraid to use it. They'll look America in the face and say "These people are wrong and this is why." South Park will do is do an episode detailing the stupidity of this explaining how they've made fun of every other religious figure and that fair is fair.

      But they won't stop there. South Park will do an episode of him getting butt raped by a guy named "Mohammad" in a bear suit. They'll call him out by name and make fun of him.

      In short, they will publicly fuck him up bad.

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    31. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by capnkr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I live in the deep South East of the US, have my whole life, and in my 30+ years of employment both for others companies large and small and while working on my own as an independent, have never, ever, not even _once_ been asked whether or not I was a Christian (or any other religion), and certainly not within a framework of reference which would have determined whether or not I would get the job. I think you are ***WAY*** over the top with exaggerating this, propagating a stereotype that works great in movies, but has shit-all to do with real life.

      Like yourself, I was raised in a Christ-based church (Lutheran, my father was a minister and deeply religious, as are most of the rest of my family), and also like you, have grown and 'intellectualized' myself (for good or for bad) out of the church/religious belief system in which I was raised. Not surprisingly, I too feel that there are some large parts of religion, especially historically, that are pretty simply just about 'control', for whatever reason. But what you will not find in the recent history of religion by-and-large are numbers of religious fanatics other than Islamists who are ready and willing to go out and kill other people who have a different religious belief system. Who, if I am to believe what I have read, are to some degree *encouraged* to do so - and not only by ancient/old writings, but by clerical leaders within that religions framework even this very day. Worldwide.

      No other religion in our day and age regularly has public call-outs for the death of 'unbelievers' like this particular religion does. Period. *That* is what makes it different, and to my mind, a throwback and dangerous. I would really, really, REALLY like to see some ACTION from the moderates I always hear about 2nd or 3rd hand who claim that this religion is of peace and love, but IME I have yet to see any public, noteworthy call for a cessation of the hostility and barbarity, as well as a condemnation of those who would encourage these acts of senseless cruelty.

      Where is the big leader in this religion who will risk fatwa and jihad against himself to try and put an end to the attitudes which prevent the ability to live side by side with others who think differently in their personal choice of religions?

      I don't see them, not in any significant way. That, to me, says that there may well be something of merit to what those who call them "islamofascists" have to say.

      I do have an open mind, and would love to see harmony instead of strife over these things. I bear no ill will against anyone who is a PEACEFUL Muslim and/or otherwise named follower of the precepts of Islam/Mohamed (or any other religious figure, include L Ron, if I have to ;) ). But until the Muslim religion can show us a _worldwide known and recognized leader_ speaking out regularly and vociferously against the violence perpetuated against non-Muslims, then I have a very hard time believing that all they really are is only about peace and love and just plain old gettin' along...

      So maybe now, having written this, I'd better pack my bags and go live with the boys in their Colorado mansion... ;)

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    32. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You could say the same thing about Protestants, except substitute "potluck supper" for "roman empire".

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    33. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I predict "Al Amrikee's" picture, name, and address will be all over the internet by the end of the week. Then a whole lot of people can call for the same kind of protests against him that he's urging against Matt and Trey. And I'm sure they won't ACTUALLY encourage violence against him either, anymore than he's calling for it. It's all just fair civil discourse, right buddy?

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    34. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I don't see anyone preaching about Christianity love... Please stop jumping to that conclusion when nobody even said it.

      I grew up Lutheran, I see how it's all fire, brimstone, and fear.

      I'm just surprised.. All of the Christian far right nutcase militias that do something bad usually get a lot of press on how "they are NOT christian.... bla bla bla...." from the leaders of the church etc..

      I have yet to hear of any Muslim church leader say, " bin laden and the extremists are not Muslims but plain old nutjobs... please don't heap us together with them."

      With the current world mess, it would be a great benefit for them to do such a thing.

      Look how fast all christian churches ran away from Jerry Falwell and he was not a dangerous nutjob, just a standard nutjob.

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    35. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Oldest AND most known? yes. Oldest? not a chance.

      In africa there is a group of Christan churches that have been formed since the days of Jesus and were started by students of the apostles.. or that is what they claim. The Ethiopian orthodox christian church claims they have the ark of the covenant... and historians show their books and teachings to be very in line with what was happening around the time of Jesus death.

      Catholic = roman Christan church and does not pre-date the one in Ethiopia. but old Europe history does not count them because they were not white.

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    36. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Canada, which recently threatened Anne Coulter when she was going to speak at a university

      That wasn't "Canada", that was the president of the university she was going to speak at.

    37. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of people -- possibly a majority -- in the US, other Western countries, and on Slashdot who support freedom "X" in principle but are opposed to any specific use of freedom "X".

      Just look at 99% of the reader responses to this cnn story about the outcome of a lawsuit over protests near a military funeral. The father of the dead soldier filed a suit against the protesters; he not only lost, but was ordered to pay attorney fees. So the court protected free speech. But look at the reader responses at the bottom of the page.

    38. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by mutroniii · · Score: 1

      How this, the rallying cry of Revelations addled bigots for hundreds of years now, is moderated insightful is beyond me.

    39. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please study more history and listen to less sermons from your ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WESTERNIZED ROMAN EMPIRE CHRISTIAN sect.

    40. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you've ever read Terry Pratchett novels, but a recurring joke is when the police investigate a death and classify it as suicide instead of murder - because the person did something provocative that would obviously lead to murder.

      I love Pratchett but that joke is much older than he is.

      We don't exactly help the situation when we have Western countries that outlaw hate speech (e.g. Canada, which recently threatened Anne Coulter when she was going to speak at a university).

      That law says you can't incite violence, so neither Ann nor these guys are allowed to say "someone should go and kill that person" like they do, pretending they didn't mean to actually say what they actually said.

      In Canada, if someone makes fun of your prophet and/or economic model, you're allowed to say you're angry, you're allowed to make fun of them right back in their face, but you're not allowed to say "boy it would sure please our god is someone went and killed them, I'm not threatening them, but someone should really go at this address, and someone should really hurt them. This is another address where they might be. Divine will is that these people come to harm from the hand of a believer. No threat, just innocently naming names and places, and reminding people that they can be sure to go to heaven if they kill these people."

      Banning this isn't the great threat to free speech you make it out to be.
      BTW, it's also specifically illegal to murder someone by causing them to have a heart attack in Canada. Crazy, eh?

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    41. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholicism != Christianity. Catholicism is based on Christianity, but is far more "Roman Empire" than Christian.

      Anyone who believes in Jebus is a christian. And I think Christianity would have disapeared if it wasn't for catholic, christianity would just have died like many other cults of the day, and possibly everybody would have ended a muslim instead.

    42. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      So, not every Christian is a Catholic, but every Catholic is a Christian.

      I have a problem calling systemic pedophilia Christian. But then I also have a lot of trouble calling suicide bombers Muslim.

      Perhaps we need a new generic category... idiot perhaps...

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    43. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Roman Catholicism is just as much Christianity as Orthodoxy or various Protestant strains are. For one thing, they all subscribe to the Nicene Creed.

    44. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is insightful?

      Of coarse Catholicism is a Christian religion. It is the mother church of, pretty much, all the existing churches. Protestants separated from the Catholic church over some theological issues, some corruption issues at the time, and for the most part so as to increase the power of the local nobility whom controlled almost everything in their domain except for the local churches (including local Church money, property, and leadership). The Roman Catholic - Orthodox Catholic split was in large part another power play on both parts. How you put them on the Christian church tree depends on your interpretation if they split evenly or the Orthodox split off the main Church. Since the Church leader at the time was the pope and the majority of the Christian population stayed with the Roman Catholic Church I would still say that the Roman Church's claim to be the mother church remains valid. Although the interpretations of the mentioned events matters little to the basis of your statement.

      Any Roman-ness in the Catholic Church is due more to tradition and ancient decisions made to help expand the Church rather than any indication of it not being a Christian Church.

    45. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      so neither Ann nor these guys are allowed to say "someone should go and kill that person" like they do,

      <citation required>

      I don't know who "these guys" are, but I've read every one of Anne Coulter's books and many of her columns, and I have yet to see her say "someone should go kill that person".

    46. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you're right, though he was using actual laws of Canada to make the threat, not university policy.

    47. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Blackax · · Score: 1

      Catholicism != Christianity. Catholicism is based on Christianity, but is far more "Roman Empire" than Christian.

      Catholicism is far more "Roman Empire" than Christian? Where do you get for facts? There was only one christian faith before the protestant reformation.... catholicism

    48. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      That law says you can't incite violence, so neither Ann nor these guys are allowed to say "someone should go and kill that person" like they do, pretending they didn't mean to actually say what they actually said.

      I'm not Canadian but doing a little research shows the law is a lot worse than you think. It's not about directly calling for violence against an individual as you seem to think (and which of course is a pretty acceptable limit).

      Check out this page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Human_Rights_Commission_free_speech_controversies

      and this page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Canada

      The funny thing about Canada's hate speech law is they make an exemption if "the person expressed or attempted to establish by an argument an opinion on a religious subject or an opinion based on a belief in a religious text".

      So basically I'm allowed to say "In the Bible, homosexuals are stoned, so we should stone all homosexuals." But I'm not allowed to say, "I think we should stone all homosexuals."

      Or for a real example from Canada:

      In December 2008, the Commission refused to look at the case of Imam Abou Hammad Sulaiman al-Hayiti. Al-Hayiti is a Montreal Salafist Muslim who was accused of inciting hatred against homosexuals, Western women and Jews in a book he published on the Internet. Al-Hayiti has written that Allah has taught that "If the Jews, Christians, and [Zoroastrians] refuse to answer the call of Islam, and will not pay the jizyah [tax], then it is obligatory for Muslims to fight them if they are able."

    49. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, bacon. Sounds a bit liberal for a Muslim.

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    50. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, why do we never see them condemning these extremist actions on a daily basis? Those types of instances where they do denounce those actions are extremely rare, where threats of violence from Muslim terrorist groups are a daily occurrence. It doesn't matter if the majority dislikes their actions if they are ruled by fear due to the extremist minority and afraid to speak up.

      What normal person wouldn't see Muslims as a terrorist religion if that's all we ever see representing them? At some point, they have to take some responsibility for their own and stand against these extremists and proclaim loudly that this is not a Muslim teaching and this it is not condoned.

      I have not seen that happen yet on any scale that makes an impression.

    51. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Every time someone hears that I am not a Christian, the first thing they say is "oh, are you an atheist?" as if that is the only other option. When I tell them that 80% of the entire planet is not Christian, their response is "Well, everyone is in America", which is obviously not true and obviously saying that no one outside of America matters anyway.

      That doesn't really pass the smell test. They really think there are no Jews, Muslims, or Hindus here? I meet them every day.

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    52. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by goldspider · · Score: 1

      "Try being a non-Christian in the US today, it is a pain in the ass because of the sheer stupidity of others."

      Judging others as intellectually inferior because their beliefs differ from your own? Were you trying to be ironic, or are you just a hypocrite?

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    53. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      But they won't stop there. South Park will do an episode of him getting butt raped by a guy named "Mohammad" in a bear suit.

      Now that would get them assassinated, if Comedy Central ever allowed it to air (which they won't).

    54. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer is simple :
      Openly point a couple of missiles at every major religious structure in the world. The first asshole to step out of line and Mecca gets it, next all the mosques get it and so on. It's all these nut jobs really give a damn about.

    55. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to what? The flavour of Christianity practiced in America today is so far removed from every other implementation of it that its barely even recognizable outside of the US. It's little more than an idealized version of the trite mutation some English King made up so he could get rid of his wife.

      The only reason Christianity has spread as far it has is because of the Roman Empire - Catholicism is the one that everyone followed until they decided some of the rules were a bit stupid and hypocritical and took it upon themselves to rewrite the rules.

    56. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have issues. I hope you seek help.

    57. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Delude youself all you want but the fact remains a little under 5% of all people who work with children will abuse them.

    58. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by ChrisMounce · · Score: 1

      I was raised in the Catholic church, so don't preach to me how Christianity is about "love".

      This apple is red. Therefore all apples are red.

    59. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by liquiddark · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because you're not paying attention? And because the news media you might pay attention to doesn't pay attention? I've seen a room with hundreds of Muslims gathered to try to communicate this to the community (St. John's, Newfoundland, which is not the world's biggest Muslim community to begin with), so it's probably not their fault. Turn the glass to yourself and your sources and you'll have some luck discovering the cause of your ignorance.

    60. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Of course it's Christianity. It's the first major Christian church. Just because your sect of Christianity doesn't support their doctrines doesn't give you renaming rights.

      Jackass troll.

    61. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Well currently I look at BBC, MSNBC, CNN, Newsweek, Washington Post, and of course Slashdot. I don't just listen to one news source.

      They are not making enough noise.

    62. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by liquiddark · · Score: 2, Informative

      If by "they" you mean "those news sources", I agree. But that's not surprising. It's not good business.

    63. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      so neither Ann nor these guys are allowed to say "someone should go and kill that person" like they do,

      <citation required>

      I don't know who "these guys" are, but I've read every one of Anne Coulter's books and many of her columns, and I have yet to see her say "someone should go kill that person".

      RTFA, those guys.

      Coulter: Airports scrupulously apply the same laughably ineffective airport harassment to Suzy Chapstick as to Muslim hijackers. It is preposterous to assume every passenger is a potential crazed homicidal maniac. We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now. We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.

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    64. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All Christians follow a Bible written by Catholics, no?

    65. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      What? Catholicism was pretty much all there was to Christianity until the Protestant Reformation.

      Sure, there were Jewish Christians (and not the Jews for Jesus kooks, but real Jewish people who believed Christ was the Son of God as opposed to a mere prophet), but those got wiped out in the middle ages. Few, if any, still survive from those lineages.

      You're thinking "Protestant" is synonymous with "Christian", which is simply untrue. Not to mention that a quick search in Wikipedia will reveal that Roman Catholics are but one group of Catholics, the Eastern Orthodox and Assyrian being among other Catholics.

      Neither your definition of Christianity nor Catholicism is correct, so I declare you troll.

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    66. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Actually its more modern Christianity is based on Catholicism thanks to that Martin Luther guy.

      Jesus probably wouldn't recognize or endorse pretty much anything that sells itself as Christianity these days.

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    67. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by socceroos · · Score: 1

      If you follow through the true definition of a Christian then you wouldn't say that all Catholics are Christians. You can't even say that all outward followers of 'Christianity' are Christians.

      Semantics, I guess - but I thought it was worth clarifying.

    68. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Like most Christians, Muslims are only pious when there are people around who might tell god what they're doing.

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    69. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      And who gets to define this "true definition of a Christian"

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    70. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      The problem is that these 'hilariously pathetic whackos' are actually whacko enough to kill people. And when that happens, it's not "some insane asshole killed Trey Stone and Matt Parker". It's "Muslim Extremist Kills People Because They Drew A Picture Of His Invisible Sky Friend." If I were a Muslim, even a moderate one, I *would* be pissed at these nutjobs.

      A geek equivalent would be those retarded nutjob gamers who sent death threats to Michael Atkinson (the South Australian Attorney-General and vocal opponent of introducing an R18+ category for "games that kids shouldn't play but are fine for adults"). Great way to give ammunition to the "games make people violent" crowd.

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    71. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until the 1800's, the label of Christian didn't even exist. The people who believed that Jesus guy was their deity's son referred to themselves by whatever kind of church they were part of: Catholic, Baptist, Anglican, and so on.

      Up until the Reformation, anybody who believed in Jesus was Catholic, either their pope was in Rome, or Constantinople.

    72. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      I've gone to public discussions about the true nature of Jihad (it's an intellectual and spiritual struggle, not a physical or fanatical war)

      Maybe in the last 20 years. But if Jihad means spiritual struggle then the Crusades were just a spiritual awakening.

      Let's not rewrite history. For more than a millenia, since the beginning of islam, muslims have been using the word to mean physical war. We don't get to rewrite history because it's inconvenient.

      What's next stoning was a spiritual concept where we were supposed to stone the souls of those who commit crimes? No. They meant stoning then. We recognize they were barbarians. Live with it. The Quran advocates physical jihad. The Bible has God sanctioned genocide.

    73. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by socceroos · · Score: 1

      Well, I thought it was pretty simple. A true Christian by definition is a follower of Christ not just externally, but also internally.

      A very basic example would be a priest who acts like a Christian, says and does all the right things - but in his heart he doesn't give a stuff - all he wants is access to little boys.

      Again, thats a crude example, but you get the picture.

    74. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      Who's rewriting history? The person I was responding to was suggesting that modern Muslims are not trying to deal with fanaticism. That was the context of my reply. Try not to get lost up your own ass when you respond to a thread.

    75. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by sumdumass · · Score: 0

      You are a bit misinformed. Mohamed isn't an invisible sky friend. He is some illiterate pedophile who attempted to prosthelytize Christianity and got it wrong. At least when the literate fuck who wrote it down a few generations later got it wrong. They call him a prophet not a god or Messiah.

      So instead of it being "Muslim Extremist Kills People Because They Drew A Picture Of His Invisible Sky Friend.", it would be "Muslim Extremist Kills People Because They Drew A Picture Of His prophet."

    76. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by sumdumass · · Score: 0

      Actually, there were quite a bit more churches then the roman catholic church before Rome even allowed Christianity to be practiced legally. Most of these churches were out of the empire and the roman catholic church was first and foremost a means of control which is why you see a lot of the history being connected to control.

      There were 12 apostles who went out and spread the word after Jesus died. Christianity was practiced for 300 years before it was even allowed in the roman empire.

    77. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by epte · · Score: 1

      They think so. So do Eastern Orthodox. So do many Protestants. So do many Anglicans. Which one is the early Church grown up? You'll have to read up on Church history and form your own conclusions.

    78. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by epte · · Score: 1

      I recognize you were trying to be fair to Orthodox, and I appreciate that.

      However, Orthodox would tend to disagree with your portrayal of us.

      For Orthodox, the split was about the power structure of Rome only isasmuch as it was an innovation upon the faith, and therefore extra-Christian. Other innovations, such as changing the Nicene Creed itself, contributed. The sacking of Constantinople in the fourth crusade, along with the desecration of our churches and putting out our priests and bishops (not recognizing their jurisdiction) certainly didn't help. But the main thing for Orthodox was that the Roman Catholics had deviated from the faith. They added things.

      Therefore, we don't claim that it was an even split. We claim that Roman Catholicism left, and we're still waiting for them to return, in repentance.

      Incidentally, some Orthodox also claim that Rome continued when it was moved to Constantinople (New Rome), and that the Latin movement was more Frankish than Roman in character, thus "Roman" Catholic is a misnomer.

    79. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a real nice quote you got there. Wonder why you didn't bother to tell us when it was from?

      Let me fill the rest of you in. That quote was from September 13, 2001. Two days after 9-11.

      Notice how restrained Ann is... "kill their leaders". That's mighty charitable of Ann. Why is that charitable?

      Because on September 13, 2001? Me? I would have slaughtered the entire populations of their shitty little countries. Men, women, children. I'd have gladly and gleefully consigned every last single fucking one of those backwards, degenerate savages to a hellish death and laughed as I did it.

      Compared to what I (and I am sure many others) would have preferred to have happen "killing their leaders and converting them to Christianity" is so charitable and kind that Ann should be nominated for sainthood for even suggesting such a thing.

    80. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Narcogen · · Score: 1

      I remember that one, I think it opened with a bugs bunny-ish skit depicting Bin Laden in some slapstick comedy.
       

      Different one. They depicted Mohammad in the episode about the Super Best Friends, along with Lao Tzu, Seaman, Moses (as the MCP in Tron) and Buddha. Oh, and a giant stone Abraham Lincoln that gets shot by a giant stone John Wilkes Booth. And David Blaine's suicide cult.

    81. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you ignore the various Orthodox Churches which existed in that period.

    82. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you think that's nuts, come hang out in Dearborn for the Arab International Festival. Ask questions. Become enlightened.

    83. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by rve · · Score: 1

      They'll call him out by name and make fun of him.

      Oh noes! The terrorists will tremble in fear!

      Osama Bin Laden has been hiding in a cave in shame ever since the Osama Bin Laden has farty pants episode aired. A martyr of Islam fears nothing, but being mocked on South Park.

    84. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by capebretonsux · · Score: 1

      Not really. Pardon the rip from wikipedia, but..

      A day before Coulter's speech at the University of Western Ontario, an e-mail to Coulter from Francois Houle, provost of the University of Ottawa, was leaked to the media. The e-mail warned that "promoting hatred against any identifiable group would not only be considered inappropriate, but could in fact lead to criminal charges." Coulter released a public statement claiming that by sending her the e-mail, Houle was promoting hatred against conservatives.

      Wouldn't the more logical interpretation of the email be simply to inform her of the law? I mean, she's not really known for making statements in the past that could be considered in violation of our laws, is she? And how did her speech go at Western again? She told a muslim student to 'take a camel' instead of an airplane? I think she just had the wrong venue, an institute of higher learning just isn't the place for her. We have Holiday Inn.

    85. Re:And So Al Amrikee Invokes The Streisand Effect? by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      Sure there were small sects that existed. But the major Orthodox/Catholic church was together until the schism of 1054.

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  6. Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I find it ironic that the "prophet" Mohammed is treated with more respect and reverence by Muslims who treat human life as superfluous than the "Messiah" Jesus is treated by his followers.

    Revelations 3:15-16 calls these followers "lukewarm" and God will spit them out of his mouth on judgement day.

    1. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's even more ironic that the prohibition against depicting Mohammed was originally (IIRC) to prevent him from being idolized and treated like a deity.

    2. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Informative

      Christianity used to honor a similar tradition to prevent idolatry.

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      I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
    3. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by eln · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sort of, but I think it mostly derives from certain Muslim traditions that either discourage or outright ban visual depictions of any living creature, particularly humans. This is part of the reason the Taliban in Afghanistan blew up those giant statues of Buddha, and also the reason we had all those stories early in the "war on terror" about how hard it was to find specific bad guys we were looking for (because few or no pictures of them existed, because having their picture taken was forbidden). Extremist Islamic groups have taken these traditions and radicalized them to the point where basically any depiction of Mohammad (or presumably anyone else, although they seem to get particularly offended if it's Mohammad) punishable by death by suicide bomber.

      More mainstream Muslims don't care quite that much about it, and it's worth noting that there are plenty of paintings and other art works in Muslim areas featuring visual depictions of Muhammad dating back hundreds of years. This is just another symptom of what happens when people with extremist views have access to lots of explosives: their views get a whole lot more attention than they normally would.

    4. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by PowerVegetable · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The one constant truth of all zealots is that obedience to the rules they fight for is far more important to them than the reason for the rules' existence.

    5. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      I find it ironic that the "prophet" Mohammed is treated with more respect and reverence by Muslims who treat human life as superfluous than the "Messiah" Jesus is treated by his followers.

      Not making threats against people who attack your beliefs doesn't make you "lukewarm" about them. I'm a Christian and I see plenty of stuff that offends me (even on slashdot, believe it or not). But I figure, why should I expect people to respect something they don't even believe in? Wouldn't it be better to turn the other cheek and treat others with respect even if they didn't show any to you? I'm not saying there's no place for complaining about this sort of thing, but some ways of complaining are more effective than others and making threats just doesn't seem justified to me even when it is effective (and in this case, I'm sure the threats will only prompt more offensive jokes).

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    6. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by sznupi · · Score: 1

      That was the stated reason, yes. But with such complex societal mechanisms as religions, it's more revealing to look past stated reasons and motivations; trying to see how particular rule might have been beneficial for the spread of given mythology.

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    7. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Ultimatelly there is place for only one reason - to uproot other mythologies. "Obedience to the rules" is an important part of that.

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    8. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by sznupi · · Score: 1

      But I figure, why should I expect people to respect something they were forcefully brought into, with real detrimental effects for them; and with this thing still trying to get in their way every single day...while they just would like to be left alone.

      ^fixed that part a bit...

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    9. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      And still does in some Protestant Churches...

    10. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by mpe · · Score: 1

      The one constant truth of all zealots is that obedience to the rules they fight for is far more important to them than the reason for the rules' existence.

      They also tend to be quite about what rules they choose to take notice of.

    11. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      Hmm.

      Choose not friends from them [unbelievers]. ... Take them and kill them wherever ye find them.--4:89

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    12. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Christianity as a whole was never iconoclastic, though it did have that movement (as well as iconodules) from very early on. There were only relatively brief periods of time when prohibition on images of Jesus were widespread, and even then only by legislation from above.

      While we're at it, I love the related story of Saint Theodosia - the iconodule woman who lived in the iconoclastic period in Byzantine, and who became a martyr and a saint by being executed for murder - when government officer was removing a high-hung icon, she had shaken the ladder he was standing on, so that he fell to death. A model Christian true to the principles of her religion, she is still recognized as a saint by Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholic churches.

    13. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Extremist Islamic groups have taken these traditions and radicalized them to the point where basically any depiction of Mohammad ... More mainstream Muslims don't care quite that much about it

      Please have a look at talk page archives of the Wikipedia article on Muhammad (which does include a number of depictions of him). Are all the Muslims complaining and demanding removal of the image extremists? There sure seems to be a lot of them, in any case...

    14. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by windowshater13 · · Score: 1

      If you're just matter, you just don't matter.

      Your signature is interesting given the content of your post. Would you care to elaborate, I am confused. Is supposed to be a threat to atheist, and rational thinkers, like the billboard of a kid holding a gun that says" If God doesn't matter to him then why you."? (or something similar)

    15. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Your signature is interesting given the content of your post. Would you care to elaborate, I am confused. Is supposed to be a threat to atheist, and rational thinkers, like the billboard of a kid holding a gun that says" If God doesn't matter to him then why you."? (or something similar)

      I've had that sig ever since I started posting on slashdot. It's a quote from a teacher of mine from way back. I'd be glad to elaborate, especially since I never thought anyone would perceive it as a threat.

      In a materialist's world view (i.e., only the material world exists, there is no "soul" or "spirit"), it seems to me that nothing can absolutely have value. The only value that things or people have is the value we give to them, but to other people those things or people might have no value and who's to say who is right? This is different from my world view (and don't tell me I'm wrong because that's not what some other religious people believe, I'm just telling you what *I* believe), that there is a higher authority, God, that values people whether anyone else values them or not. Christianity teaches that God loved the world enough to give them his son so that others might live. I believe that if YOU were the only person in the world, Jesus would die to save you. To me, that means I should value you, even if you don't think like me or act the way I want you to act.

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    16. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      forcefully brought into, with real detrimental effects for them; and with this thing still trying to get in their way every single day...while they just would like to be left alone.

      Sounds like you've had some negative experience with religion personally. Do you want to talk about it?

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    17. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Discussion won't change the fact that, as a group, those who claim to be absolute moral authority and guidance can and do destroy lifes; which pretty much is an antithesis of some of the core things they claim to follow... It's all just unsubstantiated claims.

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    18. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by sznupi · · Score: 1

      But, ironically, conceptualising this great "value giver" lessens the value of ones contributions to humanity or outright to the Universe (to be most encompassing). After all, it doesn't really matter objectivelly...just as long as your deity says it matters (this also depends of course which self-confessed representative of gods you listen to...).

      BTW, there were many resurrection deities and gods in human form. Also children of gods living on Earth (or outright gods in human form). Why, out of all those who said they really were them, you would believe only one?

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    19. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by steelfood · · Score: 1

      This is just another symptom of what happens when people with extremist views have access to lots of journalists looking for a scoop and television cameras: their views get a whole lot more attention than they normally would.

      Fixed that for ya.

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    20. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Baloney. Muslims value human life in all forms, don't stereotype Muslims as all "treating human life as superfluous." That's like saying all Christians are gun nuts.

    21. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Discussion won't change the fact that, as a group, those who claim to be absolute moral authority and guidance can and do destroy lifes; which pretty much is an antithesis of some of the core things they claim to follow... It's all just unsubstantiated claims.

      I don't see that "destruction" necessarily follows from unwavering belief in something. Yes, plenty of religious people do bad things. Some may be well intentioned and unintentionally do harm, and there are plenty of wolves in sheep's clothing - people who manipulate others for their personal benefit. But plenty of good is done by religious people (and I'm not saying EXCLUSIVELY by religious people). Whenever there is a disaster, look at all the church groups who go to help rebuild. Missionaries go all over the world to preach a message of peace and joy and hope to hurting people, and generally they also try to help them physically as well. I know people who do these things and they do them because they love people and want to help them. Yes there are bad religious people out there, but don't judge all of us by their actions.

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    22. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      But, ironically, conceptualising this great "value giver" lessens the value of ones contributions to humanity or outright to the Universe (to be most encompassing). After all, it doesn't really matter objectivelly...just as long as your deity says it matters (this also depends of course which self-confessed representative of gods you listen to...).

      I'm not sure how it lessens the value of what an individual does. I'm not sure I follow your point.

      BTW, there were many resurrection deities and gods in human form. Also children of gods living on Earth (or outright gods in human form). Why, out of all those who said they really were them, you would believe only one?

      The choice was, of course, personal and subjective. I was raised Christian, but that almost kept me from accepting it later in life (I didn't want to believe "just because" my parents did). It was the influence of people that I met, and my own thoughts and feelings, some experiences I've had where I believe God answered prayer or otherwise acted in my life. I'm a rational person and I can't say I've seen anything that couldn't possibly have any other explanation, but at some point I just decided to believe, and looking back, I'm very glad I did.

      You know one interesting thing about faith is that everyone practices it whether they admit it or not. Even if you only believe in science, you didn't do all the science yourself, you mostly trust that other scientists did it right and are keeping each other honest. That's how conspiracy theories can get traction -- because they are possible. Not likely, maybe, but possible. And even if you had done all the research yourself, in my opinion a materialist has the LEAST reason to trust human reasoning. To a materialist, reasoning is just chemistry going on - there's nothing mystical going on there that assures us we are even capable of seeing the truth. What kind of "blind spots" might we have, as a species, in the way we look at the world?

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    23. Re:Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Except that my "faith" in science is objectively testable. Run the same test "drop ball of wood and ball of rock from Eiffel tower" 1000 times, and you'll get the same result.

  7. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Modern Religion"? Answered your own question there, sport.

  8. It could have been worse.... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They could have put him in a pedobear costume.

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    1. Re:It could have been worse.... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      That would have been historically accurate. I'm sure Mohammed (PBUH) would drive a cargo van with "CANDY" spray painted on the side.

    2. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which would have been surprisingly fitting, if you know your history.

    3. Re:It could have been worse.... by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Mohammed (PBUH) did have a 7 year old wife. People who idolize that while threatening violence toward a cartoon are, well, not stable.

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    4. Re:It could have been worse.... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      +1. Mohammad's youngest wife was 6 years old.

    5. Re:It could have been worse.... by b4upoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I see no reason why Mohammed should not be portrayed as a complete ass hole.

    6. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or better yet..

      Sexual harassment Muhabear! (shit... I'll get fucked for this so better post anonymous)

    7. Re:It could have been worse.... by MartinSchou · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And Jesus went 33 years without having a wife, probably without having sex with a woman (extramarital sex) despite hanging out with a prostitute (Mary Magdalene). Instead he opted to hang out with 12 sailors, even though he knew he'd be thrown in jail the next day and killed a few days later. Obviously he was gay.

      I'm not pointing fingers, but isn't it strange that you have people idolizing Jesus, when at the same time they run around screaming bloody murder at gay people?

    8. Re:It could have been worse.... by bobzieruncle · · Score: 1

      It could have been more awesome. They could have put him in a pedobear costume.

      There. Fixed that for you. :D

    9. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Or a Self Pleasuring Panda costume.

    10. Re:It could have been worse.... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Informative

      Mohammed (PBUH) did have a 7 year old wife. People who idolize that while threatening violence toward a cartoon are, well, not stable.

      Lol, same old bullshit. Gatorboy refers to Aisha whose age at marriage is yet another unknown that anti-islamic extremists like to hang their hats on - there is just as much evidence to suggest that she was 17 as there is to suggest she was 7, for example it was common for arabs to leave the tens digit off of numbers when they thought the magnitude was obvious. There are other contemporaneous references that also suggest Aisha was significantly older than 7, and really only one major reference that she was 7 - except that particular chronicler isn't considered an expert on Aisha and was like 70 himself when he wrote about it long after the fact. In any case, Aisha is probably the most accomplished and revered of his wives, so all the evidence suggests she did not end up damaged so was probably not subjected to the accused immorality in the first place.

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    11. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was Catholic?

    12. Re:It could have been worse.... by bartyboy · · Score: 1

      Dude, what are you doing on Slashdot with this precious information?? Hurry up and edit the Wikipedia page!

    13. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, confirmation bias!

    14. Re:It could have been worse.... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Go read the edits on Aisha's page itself, all this information has been posted there along with supporting references.
      That it is not in the current article is more an abuse of the POV 'requirement' than anything else.

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    15. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have put him in a pedobear costume.

      Actually a pig suit would have been worse.

    16. Re:It could have been worse.... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent wayy up!
      This is excellent proof, what is the main problem with Wikipedia an the “one truth(iness)” approach of a dominant class (admins).
      You can’t take Wikipedia serious, until it’s a P2P system where nobody can enforce anything on anyone else.

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    17. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH she was post-pubescent and the marriage wasn't consummated until she was 9. Also, as far as I can tell, age of consent laws did not exist anywhere until the late 19th century. Mohammad lived in a very different place and time. Also he was a pervy horndog.

    18. Re:It could have been worse.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Mohammed (PBUH) did have a 7 year old wife.

      She was betrothed to him at the age of 7, which was separate from the actual wedding at 9. In any case, that was perfectly normal in the society they were living in at that time (and most others at the same time, in fact). If Muhammad didn't marry her then, she'd just as likely be married to another guy at the same age. And for him, it was more of a convenient political arrangement, by all accounts.

    19. Re:It could have been worse.... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      can we get a +1 informative?

    20. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So maybe he married her to keep her from having to marry some other, nastier guy? Reminds me of what a Baptist told me once about Jesus turning water into wine: he did it because the local water was of such poor quality that it would have made people sick, so in this case, and in this case ONLY, wine was the lesser evil.

    21. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Grand Ayatollah Khomeini, the Qur’an permits sex with animals. (only men not women)
      The sad thing is that if the man ejaculates inside poor fluffy, then fluffy gets the death sentence.

      Just imagine a South park episode with ”Islamic donkey porn”.

      So, yes it could have been worse...

    22. Re:It could have been worse.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      So maybe he married her to keep her from having to marry some other, nastier guy?

      There were already arrangements in place for her to marry another guy, but there's no account of him being "nastier". It really does look a lot like politicking on both sides to me.

      Reminds me of what a Baptist told me once about Jesus turning water into wine: he did it because the local water was of such poor quality that it would have made people sick, so in this case, and in this case ONLY, wine was the lesser evil.

      Sounds like wishful thinking. Did he provide any scriptural references to back his claims?

    23. Re:It could have been worse.... by c4t3y3 · · Score: 1

      Go read the edits on Aisha's page itself, all this information has been posted there along with supporting references. That it is not in the current article is more an abuse of the POV 'requirement' than anything else.

      Once more, with feeling...

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    24. Re:It could have been worse.... by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Um, she was 6 at the age of marriage, and 9 at the age of consummation - http://www.homa.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=62&Itemid=55

      I assume you have an extremely strong list of citations for "it was common for arabs to leave the tens digit off of numbers when they thought the magnitude was obvious" as it refutes umteen scholarly articles that I've read on the subject.

      "There are other contemporaneous references that also suggest Aisha was significantly older than 7"

      Go on.

    25. Re:It could have been worse.... by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      Mary Magdalene was never a prostitute. And the notion that only hanging out with males makes one automatically gay is a modern construct...

    26. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have put him in a pedobear costume.

      ...Or put him in a self pleasuring panda costume.

    27. Re:It could have been worse.... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are the one not getting this with that simple-cut-and-paste from the much excised discussion page.

      Previous edits of Aisha's article on wikipedia contained supporting references. Not whatever that "ilovewhoever" site is.
      I'm not talking about edits from a year ago. This Aisha thing has been edit-warred for nearly a decade now. I first looked into it roughly 5 years ago.
      As someone with a family full of reference librarians, I'm no nube at this.

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    28. Re:It could have been worse.... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      It's funny that you would pick a random web page that spends one sentence on the topic and cite it as if it were controlling.

      I'm certainly not about to waste my time digging through 5 year old edit wars on wikipedia to dig up the citations made at the time. I doubt that you are either given your lol-quality lackadaisical attempt at a citation above.

      But I will spend a couple of minutes googling for you in order to find this summary of many of the points illustrating significant ambiguity in the reporting of Aisha's age. You will note that it is chock-full of bibliographic references which you are free to pursue or not.

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    29. Re:It could have been worse.... by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      You might be right about both of these things, but considering that the people I'm mocking think that Teletubbies are part of a gay agenda and that commercials for fruit juice can make you gay, I think I'm allowed to read between the lines in their "holy book" when mocking them.

      And to be honest, those people should really lighten up and not take the Bible seriously. It's just the Bible. It's not ... Gospel! (Apologies to Dara Ó Briain)

    30. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sahih Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64

      Narrated 'Aisha:

      that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death).

    31. Re:It could have been worse.... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and Bukhari was the guy who was like 70 years old when he wrote that long after the fact. Guys like you are just extreme regurgitators, probably just cut-n-pasted it from one of those hate-rationalizing websites. Here's a clue - the terrorists have exactly the same kind of erroneous rationalizing-hate websites about people like you.

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    32. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume you have an extremely strong list of citations for "it was common for arabs to leave the tens digit off of numbers when they thought the magnitude was obvious" as it refutes umteen scholarly articles that I've read on the subject.

      Wait! Wait! Wait!

      Did you just claim to have read a bunch of scholarly articles about how arabs did not leave the tens digit off of numbers?

      ROFLMAO!

      What a fucking boring life you must live.

      Kudos for owning up to it though!

    33. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That somehow reminds me of 'The little Prince'
      - Can you draw me Muhammad?
      * Draws a box
      - There you go, your Muhammad is in this box.
      Then suddenly an islamic extremist comes out of nowhere
      - OMFG YOU CAN'T DEPICT MUHAMMAD!

    34. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for example it was common for arabs to leave the tens digit off of numbers when they thought the magnitude was obvious. There are other contemporaneous references that also suggest Aisha was significantly older than 7, and really only one major reference that she was 7 - except that particular chronicler isn't considered an expert on Aisha and was like 70 himself when he wrote about it long after the fact. In any case, Aisha is probably the most accomplished and revered of his wives, so all the evidence suggests she did not end up damaged so was probably not subjected to the accused immorality in the first place.

      Only religious apologists can come up with bullshit like this.

    35. Re:It could have been worse.... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Only religious apologists can come up with bullshit like this.

      That's funny seeing as how I'm an atheist.

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    36. Re:It could have been worse.... by pbhj · · Score: 1

      The antecedent to "the subject" is Aisha's age.

      If that isn't clear enough then you might note that it being common practice in Arabia to leave off the most significant digits in ages would lead to a lot of confusion - you'd expect Professors to note such confusion at least in passing especially as, if the GP is to be believed, there is overwhelming evidence that Aisha was not 6/9.

    37. Re:It could have been worse.... by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I've read such docs as your summary before - it's obviously an important issue. The writer rather over exerts himself:

      "Aisha did not know her precise age, and in fact, it was not a feature of her socio-cultural milieu to be accurately aware of one’s age in the way that we are accustomed to in today’s bureaucratized society"

      She had to have very little concept of years to mistake 6 for 16. This is contrary to the reports of her being rather intelligent. She would know from simple observation that teenagers have developed breasts and children (in those times) and preteens have neither.

      I find the arguments that attempt to appease modern sensibilities on Mohammed's paedophilia and his rape of captured women (say) to be at once unconvincing and destructive of any notion that the Koran and hadith bear any plain historical verity.

      My choice of webpage was simply the last one I'd read on the subject, 2 days ago.

      Ignoring the discussion and focussing on the hadith quotes here http://www.faithfreedom.org/content/muhammad-pedophile . We find that the hadith reports Aisha saying she was still playing with dolls and using a play swing when the Prophet chose to consummate the marriage (http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/bukhari/058.sbt.html#005.058.234).

      It would be quite strange for the child to be so old as you suggest and not be promised to anyone; not that that would have bothered Mohammed.

    38. Re:It could have been worse.... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      I've read such docs as your summary before - it's obviously an important issue. The writer rather over exerts himself:

      Ok, you've now just self-identified as more than just a skeptic. Using the "methinks thou doth protest too much" fallacy kinda disqualifies you from any claim to rational perspective. That you then want to pick and choose which hadith you want to apply just reinforces your lack of skepticism.

      My point was very simple - there is no definitive proof of Aisha's age, there are plenty of historical reports, including various haditha with conflicting information, it is therefore an unknown. The anti-muslim extremists just like to pick and choose the reports they want to believe because they've got an agenda. And while not foaming at the mouth like many of them, you're approach to the subject mirrors theirs and suggests a similar agenda.

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    39. Re:It could have been worse.... by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      I don't know much about it. But it seems to me that there may have been a different concept of a "wife" back in Muhammad's time and place.

      I vaguely remember, from some history channel thing, that during the Ottoman empire, they did not have marriages as we know them. Men would accumulate women sort of like they accumulate livestock. A wife was more like property.

      According to that wikipedia article, it seem Muhammad would take on "wives" as a sort of charity, or for political ends. I am not entirely sure those "wives" would have been sexual partners.

      Again, I really don't know much about it.

    40. Re:It could have been worse.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.wikimir.com/Ali-J-Tama:start

      http://www.muslim.org/islam/aisha-age.htm

      http://www.ilaam.net/Articles/Ayesha.html

  9. A few months back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also remember some other extremists warning the president of the US and various senators about violent retribution (with gun crosshairs painted over their districts etc) after voting for the health care bill.

  10. Is there anything they won't mock? by hkmwbz · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The South Park guys seem to mock anything and everything. However, their targets don't usually threaten with violence, do they?

    I think they actually knew what they could be getting themselves into when they did this. Even though South Park seems "childish", it does do social commentary, and it shows that the authors seem to be paying attention to the world around them. I may not agree with everything they have done, but in my opinion, it's better that they do too much than too little. It's important that someone has the balls to stand up and speak out. And now they dared to touch Muhammad.

    That said, have they ever refused to parody or ridicule someone or something? Is there anything that is "sacred" to them?

    Muhammad might be sacred to Muslims, and they may be offended by this. But this is exactly why Muhammad needs to be ridiculed even more. Nothing should be above criticism and ridicule, and if some think that they or their symbols are, they should be the target of even more ridicule, until they understand that they will not be able to do anything they please without criticism for their wrongdoings.

    Let's hope Matt and Trey won't end up as "martyrs" of free speech, though. We need them around to keep doing what they do.

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    1. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by norfolkboy · · Score: 1

      That's because none of their other targets are ambassadors of the religion of peace...

      Seriously. These mental fucktards need to crawl back in their caves.

      Good on South Park for having the balls.

    2. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by norfolkboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      That said, have they ever refused to parody or ridicule someone or something? Is there anything that is "sacred" to them?

      I suspect not. They seem consistent.

      Remember Chef/Isaac Hayes - despite being a great character, they were happy to let him protest and walk, in the name of freedom of expression.

    3. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by tophermeyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That said, have they ever refused to parody or ridicule someone or something? Is there anything that is "sacred" to them?

      I seem to remember that they were close to backing off of Scientologists, mainly because of Isaac Hayes (voice of Chef) is one. But then they went ahead and did it anyway, so he quit, and they made a big deal about Chef leaving town to join some evil cultish adventure club.

      IMO, nothing is sacred to them. They ridicule pretty much everything, which is one of the reasons I love the show. Like you, I don't really agree with all of the offensive things they have portrayed, but at the same time I did laugh at a lot of things that many people would find offensive. I think that a show like that has some cultural value, at the very least to let us see how ridiculous some of our prejudices and sensitivities are.

    4. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Georules · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To be specific, they did not mock Muhammad. Muhammad didn't do anything controversial in the episode. They were mocking people's fear over showing the image and the reaction by some to that image.

    5. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember that they were close to backing off of Scientologists, mainly because of Isaac Hayes (voice of Chef) is one. But then they went ahead and did it anyway, so he quit

      What are you talking about? South Park caved and did a whole episode about What Scientologists Actually Believe.

    6. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Even though South Park seems "childish", it does do social commentary

      Those are not opposed stances. It IS childish and it does social commentary.

      I don't want them harmed, but "We need them around to keep doing what they do."
        no, we don't.

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    7. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Same ep with Tom Cruise trapped in the closet. Are you suggesting you watched that episode without realizing scientology was being mocked?

    8. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      "I think they actually knew what they could be getting themselves into when they did this."

      If you saw the episode, they repeated over and over what would happen if he was shown. They knew -exactly- what they were getting into and obviously didn't care.

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    9. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      I think they've pissed off everyone stuck up enough to be offended in some way, and I don't expect them to be in any more danger than they were before, considering the radical groups they've already made fun of. It would be incredibly stupid for extremists to make him a martyr for free speech when they could do much more damage elsewhere if they were capable of getting a bomb to this guy's doorstep, so this "threat" is more posturing than anything else.

      Its funny how every ep has some sort of intelligent undertone to it. Whether it be the sex ed one ridiculing teaching sex ed to younger and younger ages or the "giant douche vs turd sandwich" mascot contest (my favorite) ridiculing the Rock the Vote campaign & 2004 candidates, there's nothing they aren't afraid to touch. Rock on, Matt & Trey!

    10. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by hkmwbz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why would we not want someone around who isn't afraid to mock things even if it means that they will be threatened with violence?

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    11. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by evilbessie · · Score: 1

      They have shown that they do not hold things sacred, it would make a mockery of their stance of mockery. You cannot mock everyone and everything but not things you consider sacred. It's the Family Guy manatees again. Either it's all* fair game or nothing is, and it's a stance I fully support.

      And if you are an avid fan of south park you will have seen that every other 'religion' gets much worse treatment, the scientologists, the mormans, even the kiddy fiddling christians.

      *There is a caveat that this is mocking peoples beliefs not physical attributes, which can reinforce negative stereotypes. So for example making fun of a little person for being a little person is wrong, but you can mock them for being a scientologist. It may also be wrong to suggest that muslims are terrorists as they are not, but they have not done this knowing this would cause trouble.

    12. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by thijsh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the great thing about Southpark is that the 'hate' and mock *everything* equally, so I'd say there is no discrimination or prejudice at all. Leave it up the the people they depicted to create a discrimination between people who can take a joke and people who throw a fit because they have severe issues with themselves...

    13. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? South Park caved and did a whole episode about What Scientologists Actually Believe.

      You mean when they blabbed all the deep arcane inner trade secrets?

      Damn, and I had my heart set on paying $100K and living as a slave on Sea Org for 5 years in order to find that out. :(

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    14. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about?

    15. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think their mockery is biased.

      Although they they do mock everything, they have only crossed the line of attacking a religious minority on some occasions . In my belief they have attacked Scientology, catholicism and from what i reed probably Muslims . There is a huge difference between acknowledging stereotypes, or mocking and hurting people with extreme sacrilege of their faith. I wont claim they do it on purpose but its evident to me that if they insulted everyone as much as they have insulted some minorities, they would be left with no audience.

    16. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by DdJ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That said, have they ever refused to parody or ridicule someone or something? Is there anything that is "sacred" to them?

      Watch the "all about Mormons" episode, and pay very careful attention to the last five minutes.

      They go out of their way to essentially say: "This thing we're making fun of? Yeah, well, you shouldn't lose respect of it because we made fun of it. In fact a lot of its members are really perfectly fine people who you should respect, and we're jackasses for making fun of them. We'll do it anyway, but we wanted to make sure that everyone knows we're aware that we're being jackasses for making fun of them."

      That is their version of "sacred". And I respect the hell out of them for it.

    17. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      Muhammad might be sacred to Muslims, and they may be offended by this. But this is exactly why Muhammad needs to be ridiculed even more. Nothing should be above criticism and ridicule, and if some think that they or their symbols are, they should be the target of even more ridicule, until they understand that they will not be able to do anything they please without criticism for their wrongdoings.

      In general I agree with what you are saying and why but this particular statement seems odd. It seems that you are saying nothing is worthy of respect. If you are, then you are straying into nihilism which is just as much an illusion as hero worship. I wouldn't go that far.

    18. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Mother Teresa, Gandi, and some other people? Maybe some Jewish people who were persecuted by Hitler? Gays? I'm sure there are people out of bounds they wouldn't mock. hmm They mock the Jewish boy - but only by a kid everybody hates. So that doesn't count I don't think.

    19. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The South Park guys seem to mock anything and everything. However, their targets don't usually threaten with violence, do they?

      They mocked Scientology...

      Isaac Hayes is no longer alive.

      Coincidence?!?!

    20. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't realize hkmwbz was putting the two views at opposition. The 'Even though' part implies he meant both.

      You are dumb.

    21. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Same ep with one of the best renditions of the Xenu story EVAR. If you didn't sense the sarcasm by that point, please RMA your sarcasm detector, because it's clearly non-functional.

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    22. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      How about Mother Teresa, Gandi, and some other people? Maybe some Jewish people who were persecuted by Hitler? Gays? I'm sure there are people out of bounds they wouldn't mock. hmm They mock the Jewish boy - but only by a kid everybody hates. So that doesn't count I don't think.

      Mother Teresa was called out by name in one of the songs in their movie. Gandhi has appeared twice, and they even put him in Hell (because he's not a Mormon, and everyone but the Mormons go to Hell you see). The Major Boobage episode featured a whole section spoofing Anne Frank's Diary, with Cartman being trapped in his attic due to persecution for having a cat. The fourth episode of the show, Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride spoofed being gay in general, and that goes on quite regularly still--Mr. Slave and D-Yikes! come to mind.

    23. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by WesternActor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bingo. This is the most important thing to understand. In the "Cartoon Wars" episode, he just showed up at the door at the end holding a hat—and that was considered so incendiary that Comedy Central had to black it out. And in "Super Best Friends," he was actually a major force for good, proving instrumental in the defeat of the giant stone Abraham Lincoln that had been animated by Blainetology.

      South Park has never to my knowledge portrayed Muhammad in a negative light. But the extremists don't care. That's the worst part about all of this—and why it's so incredibly important that someone do it. It doesn't surprise me at all that it's Parker and Stone. Hopefully they won't be the last. The extremists want to rule us by fear—we cannot let them.

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    24. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by WesternActor · · Score: 1

      But at least they respected the Queen Spider. As a Catholic myself, I was terrified they'd mock that, but they treated it with great reverence. Go South Park!

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    25. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a more accurate thing to say would be "We need people like that, and a free society that makes it legal." I haven't watched South Park regularly since the mid 2000's, but I do find them entertaining when I do get to see an episode. I don't believe that we NEED South Park, but we need there to be people like Mat and Trey that are willing to satirize anything they see fit, and we need a constitution that backs up the right for them to do it.

    26. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is their version of "sacred". And I respect the hell out of them for it.

      Technically they made fun of that too. In cartoon wars "at least [Family Guy] doesn't get all uppity and preach all the time". (Probably not a perfect quote).

    27. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      As they have said many times, if they were to cave and fail to mock any one group, it truly does make them guilty of being the racists/anti-semites/anti-Christians/etc. that everyone has ever accused them of being. The whole point is that they make fun of EVERYONE. No ethnic group/religion/celebrity/cause/movement/political figure is above being mocked on South Park (they've even made fun of themselves on many occasions). If they held any one group above being mocked, they would be going against everything they've been doing since they made their first movie in college (the great "Cannibal the Musical;" which mocked Mormons, Wyoming, Colorado, and many others along the way). They have scrupples that they've stood by for a long time, and put themselves up and legal and physical risk many times to stand up for them.

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    28. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by johncadengo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Reminds me of a quote from Life of Pi:

      There are always those who take it upon themselves to defend God, as if the Ultimate Reality, as if the sustaining frame of existence, were something weak and helpless. These people walk by a widow deformed by leprosy begging for a few paise, walk by children dressed in rags living in the street, and they think, "Business as usual." But if they perceive a slight against God, it is a different story. Their faces go red, their chests heave mightily, they sputter angry words. The degree of their indignation is astonishing. Their resolve is frightening.

      These people fail to realize that it is on the inside that God must be defended, not on the outside. They should direct their anger at themselves. For evil in the open is but evil from within that has been let out. The main battlefield for good is not the open ground of the public arena but the small clearing of each heart. Meanwhile, the lot of widows and homeless children is very hard, and it is to their defence, not God's, that the self-righteous should rush.

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    29. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disclaimer: I watched the episode in question.

      So, what you're saying is, the 'upset muslims' didn't get the point and parody of that episode, thus they decided to behave as the people in that episode did?? OMG!!!

      Did we just hit a reality feedback look? Again?

    30. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Yes, and that was the episode GP was referring to when GP said "but then they went ahead and did it anyway, so [Isaac Hayes] quit".

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    31. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even midgets are free from South Park mockery.

      Though I will concede that it was less about making fun of midgets and more about using the act of making fun of midgets for another purpose.

    32. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by arndawg · · Score: 1

      That said, have they ever refused to parody or ridicule someone or something? Is there anything that is "sacred" to them?

      jews

    33. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      If you listen to the tape for the extremists they made him behave "oddly".

      I thought the explanation of why Matt and Trey deserve to die was hilarious in an of itself.

    34. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I suspect you're mostly under certain bias of perception, since those faiths you mentioned are quite distinct and visible to you as a single group. But what South Park does is usually quite general...I don't notice any excessive singling out of Catholicism, even though I could use more of a laugh in this case.

      BTW, Catholicism is the largest single demomination in the US, with 25%; that is noticeably more than its share in the world, where it has little below 20%. It and Islam (if taken as a whole...) are two biggest faiths.

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    35. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Art like South Park (yes, it's art) is important as it teaches the lesson that someone can be ridiculously offensive and the world won't end. I have similar feelings about Howard Stern, whom I admire for the attention he brought to free speech, even as I have no desire to listen to his show.

      There's a certain elegance in the tolerance of offensiveness that I worry is being forgotten too often today. To me, the bravery that's often associated with freedom is about defending and accepting the rights of people to say things you find patently offensive. I don't remember the exact saying about the quality of a society being judged in how it treats the least fortunate, but I think there's something parallel in judging a society by how it tolerates the most offensive.

    36. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by mxh83 · · Score: 1

      In continuation of this line of thought, I am curious about what would happen if the muslim fanatics (euphemism for 'murderers') kill or otherwise harm Matt/ Trey. How would the US respond to that?

    37. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by mxh83 · · Score: 1

      but what are your crimes?
      what are your crimes??
      what are your crimes?
      what are your crimes??

    38. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By contrast, they mocked every single one of the other Super Best Friends, a few in pretty offensive ways. None of that was censored in the least.

    39. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      The US would respond the way the US always responds to murderers. US law enforcement would attempt to bring to justice those responsible. There are Muslim terrorists being tried right now in the US court system - like that guy in Colorado. I doubt there would be any massive riots in the streets, that did not even happen after 9/11.

    40. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by cavebison · · Score: 1

      The South Park guys seem to mock anything and everything. However, their targets don't usually threaten with violence, do they?

      Of course they do, as do a lot of talk-radio hosts, judges, actors, any public personality. It's ludicrous, but it happens, because some people are psychopaths. Muslims do not have a monopoly on it, not by a long shot. The fact this is of Muslim origin is not significant at all.

      You also get angry Christian groups seriously threatening people, particularly doctors performing abortions. Atheists do it too. The common thread is that they are dangerous psychopaths. It has nothing to do with religion. It has to do with intolerance and violence, which is a personal and/or cultural thing, not a religious one.

    41. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that nothing is worthy of respect. I'm saying that Muhammad isn't. In my opinion, of course.

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    42. Re:Is there anything they won't mock? by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      What minorities did they insult? Islam and Catholicism are certainly not minorities.

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  11. Slashdotted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That'll show 'em!

  12. The only way to fight this nonsense... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...is to increase the number of targets by several orders of magnitude. No, really, I'm quite serious. If everyone posts or publishes a cartoon simultaneously mocking Mohammed, Jesus, and Moses, there will be no practical way for religious extremists to respond. (Yes, I know there are other religions, but it's the big three monotheist camps that are making most of the trouble.)

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    1. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am Spartacus!

    2. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know there are other religions, but it's the big three monotheist camps that are making most of the trouble.

      Sadly, Hindu fundamentalists also need to be added to our list. Read some history of the subcontinent if you want more context.

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    3. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      Take your pick of images, there seem to be plenty.

      I wonder what you could get, on eBay, for an image of The Prophet, if it just showed up on a piece of toast?

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    4. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      Straw man!

      I think it's safe to say there is already quite a lot of lampooning of Christians and Jesus in the culture. I'm not going to google it for you, it's self-evident.

      I think it's also safe to say there is quite a bit "against" Jews in the culture, ready to find. As far as lampooning their big hook noses or whatever, I'm afraid if you want to do that you're not going to find yourself in very nice company.

    5. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Mohammed, Jesus, and Xenu... While Judism is technically larger, the Scientologists are annoyingly louder. And we are talking about crack-pot religious zealots, which isnt something I have seen among the Jews recently (in California or Colorado, YMMV).

      *Disclaimer: I am a Christian and I think Buddy Christ is the greatest invention EVAR!

    6. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by sextoynazi · · Score: 1

      ...but it's the big three monotheist camps that are making most of the trouble...

      What percentage of the population of the world self-identify with one of these camps? This seems a bit like noticing that the overwhelming majority of criminals are over 5 feet tall.

    7. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by sporkenstien · · Score: 5, Funny

      So let me get this straight - you're advocating some sort of anti-theological DDOS?

    8. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then they'll just want to nuke the whole country instead of-- oh wait, all of it...

      But seriously, you just make it so they care less about what target they hit since "everyone" is an infidel and a sinner by the increased percentage.

    9. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as having religious extremists in general? Maybe.

      As far as religious extremists threatening to kill people who depict imagery their prophet? No, I think it's just one.

      I'm pretty sure Charlton Heston hasn't received any death threats for the Ten Commandments, and I don't recall that Da Vinci got in trouble for painting the Last Supper. Hell, South Park has Jesus as a recurring character and no one really gives a crap.

    10. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that all three religions worship the same God. They are just in disagreement as to who gets to speak for Him/It.

      Christianity is "Judaism 2.0", with Christ claiming that the God of Abraham sent him back to relieve all Christians of their "baseline guilt" so everyone can be forgiven the basic sin of being born human and get to Heaven despite that sin.

      Islam is "Judaism 3.0", claiming that Christ was not actually the son of God, but simply another in a long and august line of His representatives, of which Mohammed was the next and had a few corrections to the message.

      And, yes, I know that the above is a horrible oversimplification. The net result, however, is that all three religions are based on the God of the Old Testament, and all three religions have as their core a message of peace and tolerance. Odd, isn't it, that they kill each other for how they believe in the same God?

    11. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by C0C0C0 · · Score: 1

      Dude. That sounds kewl!

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    12. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Mohammed Cartoon:
              (^;

    13. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that too. The Simpsons, Family Guy, etc. should back them up with their own Mohammad episodes. I think Family Guy already did such an episode before, in fact, and Fox pansied out just like Comedy Central and wouldn't let them show Mohammad, so maybe they could re-air it unedited.

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    14. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by maxume · · Score: 1

      What beef could they possibly have with the U.S.?

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    15. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by ZenDragon · · Score: 1

      Im down! :)

    16. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Frigo · · Score: 0

      The internet and other media is already full of various blasphemous images. Head bosses only inflate a cherry-picked few of them, commanding their sheeple to wreak havoc, without understanding fully, or even knowing, what exactly are they protesting.

    17. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      We already have about 3,000 gods on the list, and the monotheists all think they're the only ones who got it right.

      They'll never believe in anything involving overwhelming odds.

    18. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Yes, and if everyone pirates music, there will be no practical way for RIAA to respond. Oh wait...

    19. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like say, the Super Best-Friends (Episode 68.) Personally, I'm an Aquamanarian, and I'm offended by their depiction of Aquaman. Form of.... Slashdot Troll.

    20. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DDOS - Distributed Denial Of Suicide?

    21. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Shadows · · Score: 1

      This seems, unfortunately, like it would be asking for indiscriminate violence. If lots of people insult violent extremists, why bother with specific targets? If thousands are providing "justification," it may also sway less extreme people that the West really is filled with people deserving of some punishment (even if they wouldn't pull the trigger or press the button themselves).

      I know, it's not like these people need a rational reason, but I'd personally feel pretty guilty if a bomb went off somewhere because of something I participated in.

    22. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There's not much at steak.

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    23. Re:The only way to fight this nonsense... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Less extreme? Relative to whom - the most extreme person who ever lived?

      If they're that easy to sway, they're hardly moderate.

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  13. "is that okay?" by Zarf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Part of the plot of the episode was the characters worrying that Muhammad was going to appear in their town. They kept asking "is that okay" in the episode... representations of Muhammad as a stick figure to Muhammad inside a U-Haul prompt worried questions from the characters... eventually the characters opt to place Muhammad in a full-body bear suit so he was not visible.

    "is that okay?"

    I guess not.

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    1. Re:"is that okay?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propose a website: "pictures of muhammad" .com or something. That'll be fun!

    2. Re:"is that okay?" by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      I didn't watch the episode in question, but based on your description it sounds like the entire thing was an exercise in pushing buttons and seeing what the response would be.

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    3. Re:"is that okay?" by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      They did seem to exercise constraint .. it's not a pig suit.

    4. Re:"is that okay?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it should be more generic since I'm so fed up with the unjust norm that you cannot criticize or make fun of religion since it might offend the religious. So a site with the sole purpose of giving all religions a giant f u would certainly have my support. If it gained wider publicity, it would be so nice to see all religious nutjobs going crazy together over e.g. a picture of jesus and mohammed as gay lovers since the question would only be whether such a picture is more childish than the reaction.

    5. Re:"is that okay?" by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      Would have been funnier if they put him in the Pedobear suit.

    6. Re:"is that okay?" by Zarf · · Score: 1

      I didn't watch the episode in question, but based on your description it sounds like the entire thing was an exercise in pushing buttons and seeing what the response would be.

      That was my impression. No representation of Muhammad was shown that could not have also been used to represent Faye Dunaway or Milton Berle.

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    7. Re:"is that okay?" by Zarf · · Score: 1

      No, no... Pedro Bear would have been much funnier... like saying "webbernets" or "intertubes"

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    8. Re:"is that okay?" by pbhj · · Score: 1

      He should really have been in a Porky Pig outfit though, no?

    9. Re:"is that okay?" by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Well, some supposedly Western democracies have laws against "hurting religious feelings"... (the law at my place is worded like that, I kid you not)

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    10. Re:"is that okay?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm semi-serious about actually launching such a site myself and know what you mean. And such laws make it even more important to do so - after all, how can a Western democracy be a Western democracy, if people who live there and ridicule religion, have to stay anonymous and are forced to have the site hosted at e.g. a human rights -activist friendly provider in the US. There are such providers, which are meant especially for those who want to post content which is considered legal free speech in the US but could get them in serious trouble in their country because they oppose a brutal regime or such. Now, it would be quite an embarrassment for law enforcement in such a "democracy" (and their legislative in general), if a web host in the US places them in the brutal regime category and refuses to disclose identities since the content is legal free speech in the US.

      I consider such a measure the best way to oppose those laws - instead of protesting by claiming to have some ridiculous religion in which some normal activity is offensive and thus illegal (e.g. "I believe in nudeism and am greatly offended when people protest like this, they wear clothes when walking past my house").

  14. Who cares? by Hollovoid · · Score: 1

    Really, who has south park NOT ridiculed in one way or another. Threatening with violence only shows how much more of a tool you can be!

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    1. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mohammed was the son of a virgin camel.

  15. It's a religion of peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a religion of peace, but you know what they say: a few million bad apples spoils the whole bunch.

  16. Successful Troll is Successful by Nematode · · Score: 1

    You'd think that after a few decades of the internets, IRL trolling wouldn't still be so easy.

    1. Re:Successful Troll is Successful by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Who'll end up trolling whom still remains to be seen. There is precedent for it to go the other way in the end.

  17. Oh Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Islam needs to grow a pair and get over themselves. No one is spared from South Park, hell they kill jesus almost every other episode, they made fun of mormons, they had a voice actor quit because they made fun of scientology. Muslims are no more special than anyone else.
    The scary thing is, jihadists firmly believe one day everyone will be muslim, or no one will be muslim (read no one will be alive to have an opinion otherwise)
    Their lack of tolerance is terrible, Id wish we could get rid of our dependency on oil to make the middle east unnecessary.

  18. Gotta love... by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...those peace loving muslims, eh?

    I mean, so far, South Park has lampooned Christ, Budda, etc....and yet none of these groups have threatened them with anything more dangerous than possibly a boycott.

    Seriously, what the fuck is with these people? Isn't it time to move into the 21st century with the rest of us?

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    1. Re:Gotta love... by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd put even money on them having been sent threatening mail from otherwise respectable Christians in the past. It just happens so often that no one really makes a big deal out of it. As an example, the guy who started FSM has a collection of threatening, angry letters posted on his site.

    2. Re:Gotta love... by evilbessie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The scientologists did not look kindly on south park either, but they don't like anyone messing with their cult^H^H^H^H religion so it was to be expected.

      At least Matt and Trey are mostly even as they will mock everything and everyone. I don't see why any group of like minded people can't be made fun of myself, although this is not the case with physical attributes where negative stereotypes may be reinforced.

    3. Re:Gotta love... by Cowclops · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Funny you mention the "move into the 21st century with the rest of us" bit. I've been taking a seminar on terrorism and one (of the many) reasons the middle east and (some of) the Muslims that inhabit it are so prone to violence is because they've had considerably less time to modernize. Europe and America had hundreds of years to turn from an agrarian society into a modern one. The middle eastern world has had considerably less time, and yet they still have access to all the AK-47s they can imagine. The modernization of the western world was not a clean process, but we had a lot of time to do it. Now we expect the same of all these random goat herders, but they don't want to drop their farm and start working in a cubicle and watching comedy central. This isn't the only reason for terrorism, but its something to ponder anyway.

      My other thought as soon as I read the summary is, "You idiots. They did this to illustrate how stupid it is to get up in arms over a mere image. The fact that you took the bait and threatened actual violence against the South Park creators shows how backwards and moronic your whole life is. You have failed epically."

      Of course, that would sound a bit like flamebait itself, but its pretty much the case. If a poorly drawn bear suit on a cartoon on TV thats merely purported to be "Muhammad" is an issue for you, maybe its time to grow some thicker skin.

    4. Re:Gotta love... by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because a couple of assholes on a website represent the entirety of the Muslim world?

    5. Re:Gotta love... by eln · · Score: 1

      Extremist Christian groups exist, and they send out death threats on a regular basis to a wide variety of people for all sorts of reasons. The difference between them and the Muslim extremists is the Muslim extremists are much better funded and better organized, so they're able to carry out their threats more often and in a much more spectacular fashion.

    6. Re:Gotta love... by thewils · · Score: 1

      You ask them to move to the 21st Century? I'd settle for them moving out of the 16th Century. There's the legend of an announcement on a flight to Saudi Arabia - 'ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Riyadh, please turn your clocks back 400 years'.

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    7. Re:Gotta love... by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      I mean, so far, South Park has lampooned Christ, Budda, etc....and yet none of these groups have threatened them with anything more dangerous than possibly a boycott.

      If one does not hear the screams of self-immolation, is it a boycott?

    8. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Maybe it's because although some Christians might send angry letters they are very unlikely to act on it. Muslims, on the other hand, already have. One recent high profile example: Theo van Gogh. Then were all the violent protests over those cartoons.

      Then there are those who had to go into hiding. Salman Rushdie had a bounty on his head for many years as have many others who criticized or mocked Islam in some way. And sometimes this happens for fairly benign reasons, but it just happens to draw the ire of the right people.

    9. Re:Gotta love... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Yea but the Christians rarely follow through with their death threats.

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    10. Re:Gotta love... by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      Regardless: Christians rarely follow through...

      How many instances of Muslim terrorism have you heard of? I presume MANY more...

    11. Re:Gotta love... by cayenne8 · · Score: 0, Troll
      "Extremist Christian groups exist, and they send out death threats on a regular basis to a wide variety of people for all sorts of reasons. The difference between them and the Muslim extremists is the Muslim extremists are much better funded and better organized, so they're able to carry out their threats more often and in a much more spectacular fashion."

      I'll agree that every group usually has its fringe elements. However, with the Muslims...c'mon, it seems the crazies are almost in the majority over there. I doubt you've seen that much news footage with radical christians out in the the street burning someone in effigy, changing death to _______.

      It almost seems like it is the 98% of bad muslims that give the rest a bad name.

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    12. Re:Gotta love... by bmearns · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try to avoid being so ignorant in the future. It's not all Muslims, or even the majority. As is normally the case with any group, it is a small but vocal minority that is getting the most attention.

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    13. Re:Gotta love... by HarrySquatter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, with the Muslims...c'mon, it seems the crazies are almost in the majority over there. I doubt you've seen that much news footage with radical christians out in the the street burning someone in effigy, changing death to _______.

      Sure it may seem that way if the only exposure you have ever had with Muslims is from news clips.

    14. Re:Gotta love... by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      I don't watch South Park, though I have seen some first season episodes. I specifically remember some touchy Jewish jokes early on. I do recall reading in the news that Isaac Hayes (Chef) left the show when they made fun of Scientology, which he said should be off limits, despite the fact that he was fine mocking other religions.

      This is a show that prides itself on constantly pushing the envelope and making fun of taboo subjects.

      People need to realize it. If you don't like it, or you are offended by it, then don't watch it.

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    15. Re:Gotta love... by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As an example, the guy who started FSM has a collection of threatening, angry letters posted on his site.

      And rightfully so! It is heresy to teach about anything else than the IPU!

    16. Re:Gotta love... by e2d2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You can't blame religion for idiots any more than you can blame politics for idiots. Some people will use any excuse to force control on others - religion, politics, science; It's a power thing and it drives every human being on the planet. Most of us just wrangle it in to something reasonable.

      The problem with attacking religion is it's not the problem. So down the road when religion is destroyed the people will use another excuse to kill or control. The shit is never ending. But everywhere it appears we must fight it. Giving in to assholes that want to control you unreasonably is never an option. Death is more pleasing IMHO. I'll obey rules for the good of society, but not ones that are simply insane.

      On a related note - why do HUMANS think they need to defend GOD? What is he the most nit picky SOB ever?

      Those fuckers insulted me in a cartoon! I'll show all of them!..

      What kind of God is that? If that is God then I'll take hell.

    17. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's like with skin color: The genetic differences within a human "race" are bigger than the genetic differences which differentiate them from other "races". The differences within a religious group are bigger than the differences between religious groups. A moderate Christian has more in common with a moderate Muslim than a with a radical Christian. The problems we're seeing are caused by fundamentalist religious nutjobs, not by a particular religion. In poor environments, the teachings and ideologies of these people are more successful and elicit more violent action. That makes it look like Islam is a more violent religion, but trust me, you do not want to be ruled by fanatic Christians either.

    18. Re:Gotta love... by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Christian fundamentalists threatening people over Last Temptation of Christ, Dogma, etc. all made the news. It isn't beyond reason that if the South Park creators were threatened by Christians it would have made the news. Though the possibility does exist it happened and no one talked about it.

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    19. Re:Gotta love... by Enderandrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Neither the summary nor the headline suggest this represents the entire Muslim world. Both make it clear this is a select group of extremists.

      Why are you inventing fictions?

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    20. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's even more mind-boggling if you consider that religion is really unproven, thus most probably un-true... And now consider how many wars were fought in its name and you really sum up the ignorance of men.

    21. Re:Gotta love... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yea but the Christians rarely follow through with their death threats.

      One word...

      CRUSADES

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    22. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe the fact that you see the majority of Muslims as crazies has more to do with the misinformation you've picked up and your own biases than with the actual craziness of most Muslims. Perhaps there are reasons you don't see the violent actions of Christian fundamentalists reported in the media. Remember the Christian militia that was plotting to kill government officials? Wasn't that long ago. Whatever happened to them? Why haven't we read more about them in the media?

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    23. Re:Gotta love... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Gotta Love... ...those peace loving muslims, eh?

      Because a couple of assholes on a website represent the entirety of the Muslim world?

      Neither the summary nor the headline suggest this represents the entire Muslim world. Both make it clear this is a select group of extremists.

      Why are you inventing fictions?

      Woooooooooooosh!

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    24. Re:Gotta love... by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      Yea but the Christians rarely follow through with their death threats.

      Tim McVeigh.

      Scott Roeder.

    25. Re:Gotta love... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Since his post was a reply to somebody else's post and neither the summary nor the headline, I guess he meant his post as a reply to somebody else's post and neither the summary nor the headline.

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    26. Re:Gotta love... by Jurily · · Score: 5, Insightful

      is because they've had considerably less time to modernize.

      Bullshit. Up until the 16th century, they were more modern than the mighty European tribes. Then the European church stopped killing people who asked interesting questions, and they didn't.

      Unless they were travelling considerably faster across the universe than Europe, I'd say they had the same amount of time.

    27. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When the media depictions of Muslims are people screaming for murder, the zeitgeist will tend towards the belief that all Muslims are violent, which is a sad thing. I know many, many decent, hardworking Muslims, and not a single one of them has a violent bone in their body. They've roundly condemned the actions of the fundamentalists, and yet they get treated like a fundamentalist.

      The problem with being a moderate Muslim is that you are often asked to condemn the actions of the fundamentalists. After having done so, the vast majority of people still lump you in with the fundamentalists that you have condemned. See, for example, the movement to ban burqas, the hijab, or minarets. These things won't change the viewpoint of the fundamentalists for the better; it will embolden them. It will, however, drive the moderates towards the fringes and to fundamentalism as you criminalize or exterminate their religion. This is the thanks that the moderate Muslims get: speak out and label yourself as a Muslim and have your religion attacked and be lumped in with the fundamentalists or do nothing and be lumped in with the fundamentalists.

    28. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you scream while immolating yourself, you aren't doing it right. The Vietnamese Buddhist who torched himself sat peacefully in the lotus pose with a beatific smile on his face while he burned. And that, kids, is what inner peace is really all about. If it is possible to train your mind so that you can calmly burn yourself to death without moving a muscle, nothing anyone can do to you can possibly affect you. Nobody can have any amount of power over you if you've got that kind of self control.

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    29. Re:Gotta love... by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      These guys are a bunch of fucktards. Here is a link to one of their videos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiK_oe6wqbA&feature=player_embedded

      Looks like http://www.revolutionmuslim.com/ is off line for the moment... Google cache

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    30. Re:Gotta love... by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      The parent posts were bidden for me at the time. Moderation seems to have changed all that.

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    31. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like you never get extremism with Christianity, do you? If you want to be a bigot, fine, knock yourself out, but don't try to dress it up as anything other than bigotry.

      Christian anti-abortionist sets off nail bomb

      Repent Amarillo - fundamentalist intimidation

      Wikipedia: Northern Ireland conflict

    32. Re:Gotta love... by Dishevel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A minority of Muslims may be extremist, but a majority of Muslims sit back and say nothing about the extremists. They are just as bad.

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    33. Re:Gotta love... by Stook · · Score: 1

      +5 Truth

    34. Re:Gotta love... by jitterman · · Score: 1

      On a related note - why do HUMANS think they need to defend GOD? What is he the most nit picky SOB ever?

      I'll agree with you on this, and venture my thoughts. My impression of God is that He *doesn't* need defending, but some humans feel the need to justify their belief in Him, or force others to accept it (perhaps out if uncertainty and to gain external validation of their beliefs?). I think God (in whom I am a believer) isn't as uptight as people are; the last thing He wants us to do is hurt/kill each other over our religious faith, yet in spite of this, we do. I'm convinced this is far more due to our failings than our deity's.

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    35. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that Muslim leadership generally does a poor job of speaking out against these kinds of things, leading to the misconception that beliefs like these are widely held. People speak out against organizations like Scientology or WBC all the time; nobody considers these groups to be representative of the mainstream. Yet Islam has this stigma of being ultra violent because very few Muslims are willing to criticize their own.

    36. Re:Gotta love... by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      Now we expect the same of all these random goat herders, but they don't want to drop their farm and start working in a cubicle and watching comedy central. This isn't the only reason for terrorism, but its something to ponder anyway.

      Perhaps you should speak with your teacher about the proportion of "goat herders" living in the Middle East today? If you've been left with the impression that these societies are largely populated by goat herders, you should be taking another course. Take a look at this list of countries ranked by percent urban. Sure Yemen and Afghanistan are pretty rural, but most other countries with substantial Muslim populations have a lot of city-dwellers as well.

    37. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isolated incidents... by crazies...

      vs world-wide church condoned incidents...

      Great comparison *rolls eyes*

    38. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea but the Christians rarely follow through with their death threats.

      Look, all this was was a simple discussion about a cartoon character on South Park! I didn't expect this sort of SPANISH INQUISITION!

    39. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just look at Iraq. Daily muslim terrorism. IEDs. Everything.

    40. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note, that was no death threat, just a declaration of war. Let's not compare apples and oranges here...

    41. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh c'mon. Scientology isn't a religion. It's a pyramid scheme with a lot of lawyers.

    42. Re:Gotta love... by cedrick12 · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'm sort of confused by "they have had considerably less time to modernize". Are they just emerging from a time warp? I know that according to many theories time is relative to the position of the observer, but aren’t they on the same planet? They have had the same number of ticks on the atomic clock as everyone else on this planet. They have chosen to live in the 10th century! It’s really too bad, so many great inventions came out of that region of the world.

    43. Re:Gotta love... by phantomcircuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not exactly recent history.

    44. Re:Gotta love... by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not even that they're in the majority; it's that they tend to be the ones wielding the most (or at least large portions of) power in the portions of the Muslim world we hear about on the news. Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan are king for the news; they just don't mention Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Turkey, Syria, Yemen, Oman, Malaysia or Indonesia often because there's typically nothing particularly interesting happening in most of those places.

    45. Re:Gotta love... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Unless you happen to be an abortion doctor.

    46. Re:Gotta love... by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Why haven't we read more about them in the media?

      They were caught and are waiting for their trial. I'm pretty sure the media machine will get back to it at that point.

    47. Re:Gotta love... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      The will have to adapt or perish. It can't be helped. The world is changing quickly around them, for better or worse.
      Terrorist attacks on Western nations tends to just cause those countries to invade your country and kill your people. It doesn't seem like a successful adaptation strategy, and will prove to be a mistake once the imaginary culture that terrorists are trying to preserve ceases to exist due to Western hostilities.

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    48. Re:Gotta love... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    49. Re:Gotta love... by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      The US mostly mostly has middle and upper-class muslim immigrants. They're not bad people, because most of them don't value their religion about everything else.

      Europe, on the other hand, mostly has the lower-class, redneck-equivalent muslim immigrants. They're bad people. They value their religion above everything else. They trade people:
      http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/2010/04/21/tochter-fuer-15500-euro-als-braut-verkauft/mitten-in-deutschland.html

      Most of them are dangerous, because they value the drug riddled prophecies of a child molester above both logic and infidel law.

      (As always, there are exceptions)

    50. Re:Gotta love... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Scott Roeder is correct, Tim McVeigh was purely political not religious.

    51. Re:Gotta love... by Bemopolis · · Score: 2, Informative

      Two more words...

      George Tiller.

      There are many more words, but just assume I can rattle off at a dozen Christian terrorist attacks against abortion clinics and Planned Parenthood offices without resorting to Wikipedia.

      And just to save myself a round of back and forth with an apologist for these acts of Christian terrorism, let me pre-emptively give my likely response: the Ku Klux Klan. They don't exactly burn those crosses for warmth, you know...

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    52. Re:Gotta love... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      No, because the REST of the Muslim world with only irrelevant exceptions supports the more orthodox (=violent) Jihadists.

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    53. Re:Gotta love... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    54. Re:Gotta love... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "One word... CRUSADES"

      Yes, but wasn't that really just retaliation against the Muslims for their recent (at the time) aggressiveness?

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    55. Re:Gotta love... by haruchai · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of violence in modern countries, a great deal of it practiced by those who are products of those centuries of modernisation. I think that a greater problem with the violence of Muslims is that, from a religious perspective, they don't have a living central authority.
      Like him or not, agree with him or not, we have the Pope to say what is and isn't Catholic. The Anglicans have the Archbishop of Cantebury, the Eastern Orthodox has the Patriarch, etc.

      But the only central authority for Muslims is the long-dead Prophet. Everything else is left to the imams, who seem to love violence and fiery rhetoric.
      Also, the translations of parts of the Koran I've read glorify or condone violence to an extreme I've not seen in any other religion.

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    56. Re:Gotta love... by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      And even when people share the love of the IPU, they sometimes claim she eats meat on her pizza! Can you imagine the horror!

    57. Re:Gotta love... by Bakkster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The 'Muslim world', for the most part, didn't have the scale of change as the 'western world' did during the Industrial Revolution. They basically missed it. Now in the last several decades, we have countries trying to go from the Industrial Revolution to the Information age (and we hope skipping the Nuclear Age) all at once.

      In other words, they had the same amount of time since OUR modernization started, but they only recently started their process. Thus, they get what was 2 centuries-worth of growing pains for us, packed into just a few decades.

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    58. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet Islam has this stigma of being ultra violent because very few Muslims are willing to criticize their own.

      No, it's because for every clip of the moderates criticizing the fundamentalists, there are ten videos of fundamentalists calling for the death of "infidels". Of course, what is often left out is that the videos are old, and it's much easier to dredge up ten old calls for death from the tape cache than it is to have a moderate cleric on every night of the week.

    59. Re:Gotta love... by makomk · · Score: 1

      George Tiller. Murdered May 31, 2009, thanks to Christians following through with their death threats.

    60. Re:Gotta love... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      "Self control" lives in the brain, and the brain is made of meat and chemicals and electrical impulses.

      The knowledge of neuroscience needed to bend people's most private inner lives to our will isn't quite there yet; but it should not be counted out...

    61. Re:Gotta love... by bmearns · · Score: 1

      That's the biggest load of crap I've heard all day. When was the last time you stood up and spoke out against Christian extremists? (or whatever other cultural group you belong to). Why would you? You don't consider yourself affiliated with them (at least, I'm assuming that's the case) and you have no particular responsibility for their actions or opinions.

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    62. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking about after the Industrial Revolution, methinks.

    63. Re:Gotta love... by euxneks · · Score: 1

      They call themselves muslim, might as well insinuate the entire muslim population. If the rest of the muslim populace is doing nothing when these whack jobs are saying this shit then they are implicitly agreeing with it. This behaviour is completely unacceptable no matter who does it. Can you imagine if there was a miltant Athiest faction? Every religious nut job would jump at the chance to group them all together!

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    64. Re:Gotta love... by plague3106 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Funny you mention the "move into the 21st century with the rest of us" bit. I've been taking a seminar on terrorism and one (of the many) reasons the middle east and (some of) the Muslims that inhabit it are so prone to violence is because they've had considerably less time to modernize. Europe and America had hundreds of years to turn from an agrarian society into a modern one. The middle eastern world has had considerably less time

      Excuse me? The birthplace of civilization, the first known farming areas, have had LESS time to modernize?

      That's a pretty stupid thing to believe.

    65. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to understand. These are the same people that believe loose women cause earthquakes. Enough said.

    66. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They weren't death threats as much as they were a political move.

      Anyway, the crusades are in the past. Everyone involved is dead. The christian church doesn't go on war anymore. What is your point?

    67. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China has made an even faster transition. Just 40 years ago they were still a very poor, agrarian society. Yet how many Chinese terrorists do you see today?

      The big difference I see is China did the transition without religion. Sure, they went nuts about Mao and had the whole brutal cultural revolution, and then the violence basically went away.

      Note: I'm not saying whether or not the Muslim faith is good or bad, but that does seem to be the biggest difference between the two and religion is the most obvious motivating factor of Muslim extremists.

    68. Re:Gotta love... by makomk · · Score: 1

      Then the European church stopped killing people who asked interesting questions, and they didn't.

      Except that's not quite true. In both the European church and within Islam, there was a huge battle between those who wanted to take a more rationalist approach, and those calling for more theological literalism. In Europe the rationalists won (but it took a serious threat to organised religion itself to pull that off), and in Islam the theological literalists did.

      Oh, and one of the ways the Islamic states were more modern than Europe back then was they didn't kill so many people who asked interesting questions. Also, they had better tolerance of other religions and religious sects, and in quite a lot of cases a more humane approach to punishment for crimes.

    69. Re:Gotta love... by c6gunner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are many more words, but just assume I can rattle off at a dozen Christian terrorist attacks against abortion clinics and Planned Parenthood offices without resorting to Wikipedia.

      Not to downplay the harm that Christianity causes .... but for every one of your dozen Christian terrorist attacks, I can point to a hundred that were conducted by Muslims. The casualty count is even more disproportionate than that. And then there's little things like ... oh, I dunno ... how about the fact that the Saudis just recently sentenced a man to death for the crime of SORCERY, because he was "predicting the future" on his television show. Yep, you read that right. Sending magical beams through the air to a box that displays your image ... that's fine ... but pretending to predict the future, now that's going too far! And the fact that this is happening in the year 2010 .... it really makes you want to cry.

      So yeah, pick on the Christians all you like, I really don't give a damn. But let's not draw any stupid equivalences. The Christians may be stuck a hundred years in the past, but the Muslims insist on beating that record by an order of magnitude.

    70. Re:Gotta love... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      You have to compare apples to apples. Extremist Islam to Extremist Christians, etc.

      These people are equivalent to the westboro baptist church, christian militias, crusaders, etc.

      Most muslims and most christians are better than this.

    71. Re:Gotta love... by hesiod · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do you have any idea how many muslims there are in the world, vs. how many have committed terrible acts in the name of their religion? That ratio could be considered "isolated incidents" as well. Granted, my gut reaction is that the M ratio would be higher than the C, but it's still a very small percentage.

    72. Re:Gotta love... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Maybe it's because although some Christians might send angry letters they are very unlikely to act on it

      You're right. It's the right-wingers in general that, apparently, are far more likely to get violent... throwing rocks and cutting gas lines, among other things. And then there's the verbal threats, racial epithets, etc, etc. Ahh, good times...

    73. Re:Gotta love... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Not exactly recent history.

      It wasn't that long ago. In 1938 we found the last surviving knight of the Templar. Actually he might still be around!

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    74. Re:Gotta love... by jason.sweet · · Score: 1

      Yea but the Christians rarely follow through with their death threats.

      You are being sarcastic, right? Surely you haven't ignored the countless examples from history (ancient and recent) that disprove your statement. Surely you don't believe that wearing a WWJD bracelet makes you more open-minded. Surely you don't believe that faith in Jesus Christ has the effect of magically removing the human capacity for violence. Please tell me you were being sarcastic.

    75. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about that abortion doctor who was killed by a member of his own Christian church?

    76. Re:Gotta love... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      So just the one out of the thousand or so death threats, so it is rare. Interesting.

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    77. Re:Gotta love... by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

      Don't get caught up in semantic quibbles. The passage of centuries doesn't really matter. The point is that the actual individuals alive today, in many parts of the world, live in cultures that have only recently been widely exposed to modern technology, philosophies, and world-views. It's irrelevant, when talking about those individuals, that their societies could in theory have modernized--the fact is, they didn't, and so the individuals are coming from cultures that didn't. Those individuals weren't alive for centuries, they have only the here-and-now, not the might-have-been. And it's not all about churches killing people. The Chinese also had a tremendous head-start on Europe, but also plateaued. The reasons why some societies continued to develop technologically and some reached a point of stasis or even stagnation are complex, and attributing it to any single factor is incredibly simplistic.

    78. Re:Gotta love... by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Except for the fact that the majority of our current modern ideas stem from the enlightenment and the massive economic boom of the industrial revolution. Prior to those ideas, the muslim world could have said the very same thing about Europe, and they would have been right.

      At any point in history there are certain cultures that are more ahead because they had some new cultural innovation that everyone else is still catching up to.

    79. Re:Gotta love... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      And so? It is still highly relevant.

      And when you've got people like Pat Robertson influencing millions with his ideas that we need to use nuclear warheads on many countries to induce armageddon and bring back christ (frikkin crazy)... Christian militias... and also the hundreds of thousands of misguided Christians in support of our wars for hateful reasons --- using our military as a race/religion-killing-device.

      Most Christians and most Muslism are better than this. Please don't equate extremist Islam to all of Islam. You don't hear people accusing all Christians of acting like the westboro baptist church now do you?

    80. Re:Gotta love... by c6gunner · · Score: 0, Troll

      The Vietnamese Buddhist who torched himself sat peacefully in the lotus pose with a beatific smile on his face while he burned.

      Assuming that's actually true (which I doubt) I would LOVE to have seen the toxicology report from his autopsy. I'm betting large doses of morphine, possibly mixed with some sort of mild hallucinogens. Anyone got the link?

    81. Re:Gotta love... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Oh, and one of the ways the Islamic states were more modern than Europe back then was they didn't kill so many people who asked interesting questions. Also, they had better tolerance of other religions and religious sects, and in quite a lot of cases a more humane approach to punishment for crimes.

      Yes, back then. Now, they've basically changed places. The Islamic states are completely intolerant of other religions and sects, and have rather barbaric punishments.

    82. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...because murdering babies (sorry late-term fetuses) is clearly equivalent to drawing a cartoon of a guy in a bear suit and just as likely to trigger a violent response from extremest religious activists.

    83. Re:Gotta love... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I understand where you are coming from.

      I personally am for the right to abortion.

      That being said, wouldn't you feel differently about Mr. Tiller if those were born, living, 3 month old babies that were being killed by the 10's of thousands? Wouldn't you be willing to give up your life and kill others to save a hundred newborn babies?

      So it's a question of timing. I can understand why Mr. Tiller (et al) attack an abortion clinic because to them babies are dying in large numbers there.

      However, except for that one issue, I suspect Mr. Tiller would not act violently. You could probably walk all over the christian religion in many ways and he'd politely turn the other cheek. You could probably disrespect god, curse jesus, piss on the bible and he'd just be irritated.

      As an FYI, they are killing born, female babies by the millions in china. as in drop them in a bucket of water and drown them when they turn out to be female. And the police know and will stop you from saving the baby. So I kinda think, there are better targets for some of this energy than stopping a 70 day old fetus from being born. Or adopting unwanted children and giving them good homes so they won't live in a depraved or uncaring environment.

      ---

      Meanwhile we have a group of people willing to kill you for drawing a prophet with a bomb for a turbin (and it's a majority of the population, not a fringe element).

      --
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    84. Re:Gotta love... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Yea but the Christians rarely follow through with their death threats.

      Tim McVeigh.
      Scott Roeder.

      "Rarely". See that word? It isn't the same as "never".

      For example, if I was to describe how often you understand what you're replying to, I'd use the latter.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    85. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still gotta get through centuries 6-20 first.

    86. Re:Gotta love... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged.

      Largely Christian supported - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust
      Go Church! - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusades
      It's even got a wiki - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_terrorism

      I could go on, but there's ample documentation that Christianity, Judaism, most other religions and even athiests have their extremists. You may not belong to these groups, you may think they're forgetting a lesson or two from whatever doctrine they claim adherence to, but to outsiders it's all the same.

    87. Re:Gotta love... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention the "move into the 21st century with the rest of us" bit. I've been taking a seminar on terrorism and one (of the many) reasons the middle east and (some of) the Muslims that inhabit it are so prone to violence is because they've had considerably less time to modernize.

      The main problem, as I see it, is that our societies are mixing. We can't maintain a modern society when barbarians who, as you say, haven't had a couple centuries to modernize, are mixing with people in modern societies and trying to force their will on them by violence and threats.

      Why are these people IN western societies at all? If they want to be backwards in their Islamic countries, that's fine. They can have all the protests and violence they want over there, while we in the Western countries can life in safety and peace, enjoying the fruits of our modern societies.

      These people need to be kept OUT of western countries. They don't belong here, they don't know how to live here, and they only cause problems and contribute nothing. Immigration in Western countries needs to be much more tightly controlled, and only allowed to people with similar mindsets and worldviews. That might even mean allowing a small number of people from Islamic countries, but only after extensive interviews and background checks to make sure they can assimilate.

    88. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea but the Christians rarely follow through with their death threats.

      One word...

        CRUSADES

      And they wonder why it's perfectly correct to say Islam is literally stuck in Medieval times....

    89. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That went back and forth. Europe was slowly consolidating its power on the continent (via diplomacy), and its effects had started to reach the Silk Road. The Muslims were in an expansionist phase, going into India and Eastern Europe, splitting the Silk Road in two.

      Holy wars aren't about religion. They are about people's physical needs. People in dire straits put their faith in "our god" to be stronger than "their god", so how can "we" lose?

    90. Re:Gotta love... by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 1

      I can. I blame religion. I think in every example everywhere of anything religion related, it has harmed society in some important way. When it does "help" society it's an illusion. Theists sometimes claim you can't have morals without religion, but it seems obvious to me that the morals they teach are just the things you have to do to live in herds like we do.

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    91. Re:Gotta love... by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      It has happened, but it happens so often that they make a joke of it.

    92. Re:Gotta love... by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

      You confuse rarely with never.

    93. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol I am an american, so is matt and trey, we all have guns.. Americans Say BRINT IT THE FUCK ON YOU WHINNY POOR SHIT IN A HOLE PUSSIES... truth is they dont even have the sense to shit in a hole, they do it above ground..

    94. Re:Gotta love... by Jer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...because murdering babies (sorry late-term fetuses) is clearly equivalent to drawing a cartoon of a guy in a bear suit and just as likely to trigger a violent response from extremest religious activists.

      If you don't understand the equivalence, you might just be a religious extremist.

      Your religion might say killing a doctor who performs abortions is acceptable. Their religion might say killing a cartoonist who mocks their prophet is acceptable. In both cases you're saying murder is acceptable because your religion says so. That's pretty much textbook religious extremist.

    95. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Europe the rationalists won (but it took a serious threat to organised religion itself to pull that off)

      I respectfully disagree. The rationalist cause was aided by the Protestant Reformation, which delivered a blow to the Catholic church. The Reformation managed to weaken the influence of the Vatican as a state due to ideological reasons, but in practice this only persisted because local governments asserted their power and supported the protestant ministers. In the end, the concept of organized religion was not threatened. People who attended Catholic mass carried on going to the same churches and listening to Christian sermons, albeit not in Latin and without references to saints, the pope, the Virgin Mary, etc.

    96. Re:Gotta love... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Duh, Assassin's Creed tells us that the Templars are still alive and well. ;)

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    97. Re:Gotta love... by joggle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So? China had to make the same rapid transition and yet there's nary a Chinese terrorist to be found. Their most polluted city today didn't even have a single coal factory plant 30 years ago.

    98. Re:Gotta love... by SirGarlon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's the right-wingers in general that, apparently, are far more likely to get violent...

      There have been plenty of left-wing extremists as well: the Black Panthers, Simbionese Liberation Army, Weathermen Underground, etc. Tendency toward violence is not a left/right thing, it's an asshat/non-asshat thing.

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    99. Re:Gotta love... by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Surely you don't believe that faith in Jesus Christ has the effect of magically removing the human capacity for violence.

      People tend to think of faith wrongly in the context to religion. They confuse it with "belief". Believing that something is wrong, but doing it anyway, is not faith.

      It's better to think of faith in the context of being faithful in a relationship, or being faithful to a promise you've made. In that context it is impossible to have faith in Jesus but also do violence to your neighbor, because Jesus spoke out strongly against violence.

    100. Re:Gotta love... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      One of the other posts here explained it a little better. Yes, the middle eastern countries had a head start, and 1000 years ago were certainly ahead of the European countries technologically and scientifically. However, at some point things changed; the European countries went through the Enlightenment; at the fork in the road where a society chooses between rationality and theological literalism, the Europeans went for rationality, and the Muslims went the other way. As a result, the middle eastern countries basically missed out on the whole Industrial Revolution. Now they're trying to catch up, and not doing a very good job of it.

      Personally, I think they should be allowed to take as long as they need to catch up, in their own countries. If they want to make threats and blow stuff up, they can do it within bumfuckistan; they shouldn't be allowed to travel or live within modern countries.

    101. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They same reason muslims like fucking little boys. They think it's OK and normal to do that. They think it's OK to abuse women and kill them(not just this issue) if they don't let them take their children. -Frontline 2010(Watch the in-depth coverage if you don't believe me) OK I exaggerated. It's not all muslims, most often the one's with money and power. It's just fucking sick is what it is. And to just sit there and let them do it to your children while accepting money. WTF!

    102. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      For Muslims Mohammad isn't "a guy", he is their most sacred prophet. For Muslims degrading Mohammad is more akin to desecrating a grave or religious building. I'm not agreeing with their tactics, but really, a little respect for someone's religion might not be too much to ask. If someone defiled a child's grave how would you feel about that? Respect is a two way street, if you want someone to respect you and your beliefs you have to be willing to respect them and their belief.

    103. Re:Gotta love... by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      Yeah dude sommething that happened over 600 years ago is totally relevent to a death threat made today against cartoonists.

      Please.

    104. Re:Gotta love... by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      The ninth and finnal crusade happened circa 1300. Yeah that's totally recent history. (My bad)

    105. Re:Gotta love... by oatworm · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Crusades were over 700 years ago. I think it's time to let the statute of limitations expire on them, especially since there are far more recent acts of Christianity-inspired terrorism.

    106. Re:Gotta love... by stdarg · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Murder has a scale of morality. On one end you have self defense, which is almost universally accepted as okay. Murdering over a speech issue where there is no possibility of physical harm is way on the other end -- almost universally (in the West) not condoned. Murdering on the behalf of someone else's self defense is somewhere in the middle.

      I'd say the two situations are not as equivalent as you claim because the actions are indeed on a different part of the spectrum (in Western culture).

    107. Re:Gotta love... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The problem with attacking religion is it's not the problem. So down the road when religion is destroyed the people will use another excuse to kill or control.

      I disagree. Religion IS a problem, because it's such a convenient excuse. It's easy to point to some old book, claim it's the word of God, and interpret it to mean something useful for yourself, and get a bunch of followers to do your bidding without question because humans are so gullible.

      Sure, without religion, people will try to find other excuses to kill or control. The problem is, it'll be MUCH harder to find excuses that will actually work. Most people will not follow you without what they perceive to be a good reason. "God said so" works for a lot of people, because they actually believe the smooth-talking man that tells them that God wants them to do such-and-such. But they're not going to go around killing people because some guy says "I want you do it because it'll make me rich and powerful".

      There are other things that work to some degree, such as nationalism, but nothing's proven itself to be nearly as effective as religion. And the nationalism thing lost a lot of its appeal after WWII; basically, it's played out.

      If you have some examples of things that work as well as religion to control people, I'd like to hear it, but I don't think there are any.

    108. Re:Gotta love... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Tendency toward violence is not a left/right thing

      Absolutely. Really, I should've said "In today's political climate, it's the right-wingers in general that...". I certainly didn't mean to cast aspersions upon *all* right-wingers. But they are *currently* housing (and, I would argue, encouraging) a kernel of extremism within their ranks.

    109. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's not like any Christian ever bombed an abortion clinic or killed a doctor....oh wait THEY HAVE!

    110. Re:Gotta love... by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      On a related note - why do HUMANS think they need to defend GOD? What is he the most nit picky SOB ever?

      Things are sacred to people. To you, it appears your freedom is sacred. Sacred enough to die for. Sacred enough to kill for. Perhaps, though, you are not willing to take a human life for the sake of your freedom -- there are many thousands in this world who are willing to take a human life in the name of freedom (they fill our militaries).

      For Muslims, the last man to walk and speak with the creator, whose travels and discourses with diety sanctified him to the point where his very image became sacred, is a solemn and sacred manifestation of the Creator's love to mankind, and is at least as important to them as freedom is to you -- and they feel dutybound to preserve its sanctity. Most of them are not willing to cause violence to ward off desecration -- but there are a few who are willing -- and it only takes a few.

      And when asking them to just "lighten up" about it, take into account that not all things are funny to everyone. If you were riding on the subway with a hypothetical 4-year-old daughter of yours... going to bring-your-daughter to work day, and a stranger hops onto the train, looks at you, looks at your daughter, and tells you "You know what would be funny? If I raped your little girl right here! Just imagine -- me doing all sorts of things to her! Ha! Just kidding! I'm not even a pedophile!" Should you just lighten up and joke along with him? Or should you break the man's nose?

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    111. Re:Gotta love... by spinninggears · · Score: 1

      Go to work for Planned Parenthood or some other family planning organization that performs legal abortions. Spend you day dealing with death wish hate mail and bomb threats. Factor in the fact that these are not always empty threats -- your colleagues have in fact been murdered and bombed. Look around at the security fortress you must work in. Check out internet sites, once public (now private) that track where you work and live. Realize that you are personally demonized every Sunday by you local Christian religious leaders, in propanganda-speech proven to very effective in motivating those who are, shall we say, less than "connected" to reality. Put up with this every week for years. Then come back and explain your claim that Christian groups do not threaten others with anything more dangerous than a boycott.

    112. Re:Gotta love... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      you do not want to be ruled by fanatic Christians either.

      Like Sarah Palin?

    113. Re:Gotta love... by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      Remember the Christian militia that was plotting to kill government officials? Wasn't that long ago. Whatever happened to them?

      They've all joined the Tea Party movement.

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    114. Re:Gotta love... by thewils · · Score: 1

      Why do people always refer to god as a "he"? Are they saying that god has testicles? If so, then what the fuck does "he" use them for?

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    115. Re:Gotta love... by Evtim · · Score: 1

      Quote:
      Yes, but wasn't that really just retaliation against the Muslims for their recent (at the time) aggressiveness?

      Not really, at least not in all cases.

      I really love the story of the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Crusade

      After they established the Latin Empire, having sacked Constantinople, they rejected the peaceful attempts by Kaloyan, king of Bulgaria, who was only too happy to see Byzantium fail. Small detail that is always omitted from all non-professional sources - the catholics thought of the Orthodox Christians no better than they did of the Muslims. They slaughtered, raped and razed on massive scale. Their own historians wrote so.

      Very unfortunately for the new Latin emperor, Kaloyan is now thought to have suffered from a injury in the head which left damage on the skull and gave him fits of murderous rage (we found his remains recently). He was briliant strategist and very tough bastard overall. He took the throne at the age of 18. His elder brothers were both kings before him and were killed by internal conspirators, as was eventually, Kaloyan himself. The three of them led the battle that re-gained our independence from the Byzantium empire after 2 centuries of occupation.

      So the holy crusade was decapitated in the battle of Adrionopol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Adrianople_%281205%29

      It was Easter week, BTW. Thursday. I could never get the hang on Thursdays:)

      Served them right, I have always thought.

    116. Re:Gotta love... by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Oh, I thought that was large women!

    117. Re:Gotta love... by martyros · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a moderate Christian, I'm glad I don't live in a Christian theocracy as well.

      That said, there is a significant difference between the foundation of the two religions. Jesus said "...love your enemies! Pray for those who persecute you! In that way you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his sunlight to both the evil and the good, and he sends rain on the just and unjust alike." (From Matthew's biography of Jesus) And Peter, one of his disciples, and a leader in early Christianity, wrote: "God called you to do good, even if it means suffering, just as Christ suffered for you. He is your example, and you must follow in his steps. He never sinned, nor ever deceived anyone. He did not retaliate when he was insulted, nor threaten revenge when he suffered. He left his case in the hands of God, who always judges fairly." (Letter from Peter, one of Jesus' disciples, to early Christians). For a "Christian" nutjob to make the same kind of violent threat, they'd have to completely ignore most of the New Testament.

      I've read much of the Koran, I haven't found the same kinds of sentiments or statements in Islam. Mohammed was a political power, in charge of an army, who promised his followers lavish rewards if they died fighting for their faith, and had no objection in spreading Islam by military means. Although there will always be a certain percentage of people prone to be "nutjobs", I can't help but think that the Christian history and scriptures at least tend to make nutjobs less violent, while the Muslim history and scriptures don't.

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    118. Re:Gotta love... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Extremist Christian groups exist, and they send out death threats on a regular basis to a wide variety of people for all sorts of reasons. The difference between them and the Muslim extremists is the Muslim extremists are much better funded and better organized, so they're able to carry out their threats more often and in a much more spectacular fashion.

      Really, was in Muslims who gunned down Dr George Tiller? Any Muslims involved in the car bomb which exploded in Newry a couple of months ago?

    119. Re:Gotta love... by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      So? Myself and GGGP only point to it as a driving factor. China didn't have the same kinds of growing pains, but their coping mechanism was a strong-arm totalitarian communist government. I wouldn't exactly call that perfectly well adjusted.

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    120. Re:Gotta love... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the kicker, though, I don't care whether they "respect" my beliefs or not. They are perfectly welcome to return my open scorn in kind.

      However, I do care if, and they are not welcome, if they decide to respond to hurt feelings with violence.

    121. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seemingly, Muslim TV's do not have an off button or a means of allowing one to change the channel.

    122. Re:Gotta love... by Vindicator9000 · · Score: 1
      Your post is misinformed libel, slander, and religious bigotry against the only group of people qualified to save the planet: the Church of Scientology. Please remove it now, or you'll hear from our lawyers.

      Sincerely, David Miscavage

    123. Re:Gotta love... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      A minority of Muslims may be extremist, but a majority of Muslims sit back and say nothing about the extremists. They are just as bad.

      And while there's only a minority of extremist Christians, the majority sit back and say nothing about them either (or when they do, they tend to say things like, "yeh, but they're really not being very Christian in their actions").

      As an atheist, I think you're all a bunch of dangerous loonies basically.

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    124. Re:Gotta love... by jitterman · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I had a feeling that was going to come up. I almost put "It", but then decided, "Screw it, I'll stick with convention. Either way, someone will complain."

      The historical reason is that the original writers of the books of the Bible lived in times that were even more male-centric than our own. I doubt God truly has a gender, or testes.

      I'd be happy personally to write "it" instead of "he/she" when talking generically about anything when a specific gender isn't absolutely known, but that doesn't seem to have caught on yet.

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    125. Re:Gotta love... by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how many muslims there are in the world, vs. how many have committed terrible acts in the name of their religion?

      Depends what you mean by terrible acts, though. Obviously the percentage of suicide bombers and hijackers is small. Now if you're talking about less terrible (but still pretty terrible) thing like acid attacks on women, riots against religious minorities, punishing religious minorities with blasphemy laws, not providing education to daughters just because they are female, forcing daughters into arranged marriages with pretty bad guys, etc, then the number is going to climb significantly. That stuff is going to be approaching 0% with Christians (though not 0, there are Christian sects like fundamentalist Mormons who do polygamy and forced marriages).

    126. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of God is that?

      The Christian one from the Old Testament.

    127. Re:Gotta love... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Old Testament condones violence (and sometimes incredible brutality). So do early Vedic texts.

      Do you know why?

      Those religious texts, like the Koran, were formed when those religions were developing in a relative political vacuum. Pacifistic religions, like Buddhism and Christianity, formed in the context of strong empires and kingdoms, so they don't include a lot of "nation-building" rhetoric in their scriptures. They treat the practice of creating, expanding and organizing a polity as an external event, as "nature." All the violent stuff, all the calls for force, are then taken up in extra-religious discourse.

      Judaism, the Vedic religions, and Islam included the political dimension out of necessity. When Christianity made a transition from essentially being a minoritarian religion to being the religion of empire (and then the religion of an isolated, besieged, increasingly agricultural Europe) it managed to find its war-voice, hence the various campaigns of violent conversion against pagans, the Crusades, the Inquisitions, the pogroms, etc.

    128. Re:Gotta love... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who was actually kidknapped by Radical Islamists while he was working in Yemen - he was an engineer for some oil company (10 years ago I could have told which one... but I honestly can't remember), but he (and some others) really did spend several weeks tied up until his ransom was paid.

    129. Re:Gotta love... by chrisG23 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why do you automatically doubt that? There is a video that you can probably find on youtube if not somewhere else, it is actually quite well known. (I am at work and do not have access to youtube). You can see a wikipedia article on the man at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th%C3%ADch_Qu%E1%BA%A3ng_%C4%90%E1%BB%A9c

      It is apparently inconceivable to you that the mind can be conquered and made subservient to the **fill in the word for whatever would go here, common ones are soul, spirit, consciousness, "I"** and that a person could do that. Well, there are religious/spiritual practices and traditions that have been around for a very long time whose goal it is to bring people to states like this. Perhaps the followers become mindless zombies, perhaps they attain a sort of enlightenment, but to assume that the man was on serious drugs is an ignorant statement.

    130. Re:Gotta love... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      So, you are implicitly agreeing with every act of atrocity that you haven't explicitly come out and opposed that was sponsored by the US, or its allies? Your failure to condemn Matthew Shephard''s death in this post means you're a homicidal homophobe?

    131. Re:Gotta love... by NormalVisual · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For Muslims Mohammad isn't "a guy", he is their most sacred prophet

      Big deal. That doesn't give them the right to murder someone just because they took offense at what he said.

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    132. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I bet it's still pretty equivalent from the perspective of the doctor or cartoonist...

    133. Re:Gotta love... by Moryath · · Score: 1

      Gotta love the words of the guy who puts the Muslim hate speech up - "We're commanded to terrorize the unbelievers."

      Transcript from LexisNexis:

      MOHAMMED: We're commanded to terrorize the disbelievers. And this is a religion like I said.

      GRIFFIN (on camera): You're commanded to terrorize the disbelievers?

      MOHAMMED: The Quran says very clearly in Arabic language, (SPEAKING ARABIC). This means "terrorize them." It's a command from Allah.

      Such a "peaceful" religion... makes me want to join up. Wait, no, what's the opposite of join up? Ah yes, expose their totalitarian violent cult for what it is.

    134. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tendency toward violence is not necessarily a right wing thing in today's political climate... Such as in Wisconsin, a lawmaker's son going around slashing the tires of vans that the GOP was planning to use to drive voters to polls. Both sides have more than enough asshats than either can afford.

      It's still an asshat/non-asshat thing. Pointing it to either side without the other is leaning to the latter. I agree with a comment way above, if you want to prove how extreme and convincing you are, cover YOURSELF and ONLY yourself in gasoline, light yourself on fire and pray.

    135. Re:Gotta love... by WillDraven · · Score: 1

      If it is possible to train your mind so that you can calmly burn yourself to death without moving a muscle, nothing anyone can do to you can possibly affect you.

      Especially because once you figure this trick out and succeed, you're dead and no longer exist to have control exerted over. :)

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    136. Re:Gotta love... by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      Assuming that's actually true (which I doubt) I would LOVE to have seen the toxicology report from his autopsy

      Nice troll, but I have a question: Why ask for a link when you could have Googled it?

      Start here; there's plenty of links to university pages about the individual in question if you happen to not believe Wikipedia. Spun is correct, whether you like it or not.

      I'm not so sure you'll find anything on an autopsy and/or toxicology, but I would've thought that is one of the most famous pictures from the period of the Vietnam war. It's sort of surprising to me that you've never heard or seen it.

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    137. Re:Gotta love... by jason.sweet · · Score: 1

      By your definition, almost no one is truly faithful. I would like to say 'no one', but I don't know that many people. So I'll stick with 'almost no one'. Your definition may describe what the faithful strive to achieve, but observation (and any Bible I've ever read) tells me that the implementation is always imperfect.

    138. Re:Gotta love... by TooManyNames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about two groups with very similar kinds of growing pains... say India and Pakistan. They both started in relatively the same state following India's independence, have a similar geography, similar governance, and have both experienced the same pressures for modernization that you're asserting. Seems that the big difference between the two comes down to religion and the culture that results. Which one has the stronger presence and tolerance of terrorists?

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    139. Re:Gotta love... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      The funniest were (I think it happened more than twice) when they made fun of Moses. It was funny and totally wacky.

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    140. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 1

      I didn't suggest it did. I don't believe any individual as the right to end the life of any other, except when the life of another is threatened (So shooting someone who is threatening to kill another to protect the other is justified). But that doesn't make mocking the religious beliefs of Muslims right either, there are plenty of Muslims who would NEVER engage in violence, why don't they deserve respect?

    141. Re:Gotta love... by Rysc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For Muslims degrading Mohammad is more akin to desecrating a grave or religious building

      I'm pretty sure I can depict the vatican burning to the ground in a cartoon and get no more serious reaction than angry letters. Desecrating a grave might get you a picket line and some verbal insults. Even if others reacted just as extremely to this 'analogous' situations, where does it say that doing so is right?

      I'm not agreeing with their tactics, but really, a little respect for someone's religion might not be too much to ask.

      I respect islam as much as I respect any religion (not much). Respecting and treating it as sacred are two very different things. I am *more* inclined toward 'blasphemous' behavior by people like you who ask that I "show some respect"--No! I will however pee on a bible and send you some pictures of jesus and buddha having hot gay sex. If you don't likeit show some respect by not asking me to 'show respect' which is just code for "adhere to the dictates of my religion even if you don't believe them."

      If someone defiled a child's grave how would you feel about that?
      I'd laugh my ass off. If it were the grave of a loved one I'd probably be a little angry and want to catch the guy, maybe even beat him up. But, I'd rather have him punished by the law. If what he did was *talk* about defiling my child's grave, as opposed to actually doing it, I would feel a little bad but *would not seek any kind of retribution, because I don't believe he did anything wrong.*

      Three two one hypocrite, right? Applying my sense of right and wrong to the situation and then complaining that I don't like what Muslims are doing because they are applying their sense of right and wrong. I'm expecting them to live up to my standards but saying that I shouldn't live up to theirs, right? Right. The principle I apply here is: My house, my rules. In America, where the South Park creators live, it is in no way illegal or shameful to do what they did, therefore they ought to be under no duress as a result.

      Respect is a two way street, if you want someone to respect you and your beliefs you have to be willing to respect them and their belief.

      See the above. Everybody *cannot* respect everybody, where "respect" is "follow my code of morality whether I believe it or not" which is what you really mean anyway (no, really, think about it). What I want is to not have my life be in jeopardy unless I'm violating a law in the country where I reside, even if I am violating a law elsewhere. Religious law? If you want it to apply to me write it in to my country's legal code. I think that's as fair and 'respectful' as we can get.

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    142. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Scientology have something like a true prophet will never predict something that doesn't come true?

      And didn't Scientology's founder predict that Zion would have a temple, and wasn't it also figured out that it should be somewhere in the carolina's area, and have been there about 10 years ago, meaning that he made a prophecy that didn't come true, meaning that under the church's rules, he isn't a prophet?

    143. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world, with a growth rate of more than 45% per year.
      As well the number of christians and atheists are in frank decline: at least, less 15% per year.
      By 2025, 65% of the Europeans will be muslim, and at least 20% of the Americans.
      So, if you want to be in this world after 2025, I guess that is time for you to do the opposite my dear: better for you to move to the 15th century with the muslims (Islamic year is 1431).
      Again, America is losing another war... America is just the butt-joke of the world right now: lost the economic war to China, lost the immigration war to Mexico and is losing the religious war to Muslims.

    144. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now in the last several decades, we have countries trying to go from the Industrial Revolution to the Information age (and we hope skipping the Nuclear Age) all at once.

      Oh! So, the problem is they missed the Nuclear Age! Then if we simply help Iran (and everybody who missed it) build their nukes instead of being dicks about it, everything would be peachy, no? :D

    145. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue that part of the problem is that it seems so arbitrary. You can use religious arguments to censor anything. Muslims don't like pictures of the prophet? They should clearly be banned. I could just as easily claim that, in a vision from god, I was told that nobody should ever wear the color red, because it's the color of the devil. Does this mean we should ban red clothing?

    146. Re:Gotta love... by wile_e8 · · Score: 1

      The problem with attacking religion is it's not the problem. So down the road when religion is destroyed the people will use another excuse to kill or control. The shit is never ending.

      If only South Park made an episode(s) about this. Science damn you!!

    147. Re:Gotta love... by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      How hard is it not to do violence to others? It doesn't seem that hard. I can see how careless words slip out from time to time, but "oops, I shot you in the face" I don't think so. Unless it really is an accident, you can not claim you were acting in good faith.

    148. Re:Gotta love... by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how many muslims there are in the world, vs. how many have committed terrible acts in the name of their religion? That ratio could be considered "isolated incidents" as well.

      Do you know how many religious leaders condoned what e.g. Scott Roeder did? Leaving McVeigh out of it because his motivation was nationalist more than religious.

      Yes, some christian leaders were pleased with what he did but none of them publicly applauded his actions. It was always "While we do not condone his actions we are glad that babies are safe now" or words to that effect. I don't doubt that they privately went further but the important thing is that the *official* position of prominent christian leaders is (universally) disapproval.

      Officially it's not OK to kill, though christian hawks are always coming up with nuanced interpretations that make war okay. Contrast Islam: It's officially OK to kill as long as it's an infidel. I don't think it's a stretch to say that the latter is inherently worse.

      Full disclosure: not an apologist, I don't like religions in any form.

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    149. Re:Gotta love... by stdarg · · Score: 1

      You're right of course, but we don't have/share their perspective. We base morality on what we see happen to others in addition to what happens to ourselves, otherwise there would be no moral stance at all on murder since nobody who was murdered could contribute.

    150. Re:Gotta love... by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      Seriously, what the fuck is with these people? Isn't it time to move into the 21st century with the rest of us?

      sadly no... they want to drag all of us back to the 12th century...

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    151. Re:Gotta love... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If they can get you to burn yourself to death, I'd say they hold quite a bit of power over you.

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    152. Re:Gotta love... by Shotgun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't give a damn if they respect me or my beliefs. Really, I don't. However, I learned early in life that the response to violence is overwhelming violence...right up to the point that the other side is either incapable of responding or decides that a peaceful discussion actually IS the more useful approach.

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    153. Re:Gotta love... by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Of course, that would sound a bit like flamebait itself"

      Moderation +4
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      Extra 'Interesting'

      So do not worry, /. do not see you as a flamebait. Right?

      "maybe its time to grow some thicker skin"

      It has little to do with feelings ("skin"), the retribution for the attacks against the Prophet, sal Allahu 'alaihi wa sallam, is part of my religion. Every religion has a sacred part that has to be defended, Islam has it too and part of the reason Islam being taken seriously is the willingness of many followers to follow the Islamic rulings strictly.

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    154. Re:Gotta love... by Phrogman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep, Christians are just as capable of being cold blooded murderers and terrorists as fanatical members of Islam are. The problem isn't Islam, its religious extremism, period. Sure, Islam is in the news the most right now - and doing the most harm, no question, but there are fanatical Christian Extremists out there who are just as dangerous and deserve the same treatment. The problem is that some of those fanatical religious extremists (or at least their supporters) are in Government here in North America, and in the Media. I am far more afraid of Rightwing Fanatical Christians and what they can do to affect my life than I am of radical muslim extremists.

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    155. Re:Gotta love... by c6gunner · · Score: 0

      Thanks for nothing. Not only does that article not provide the toxicology report, but it doesn't even have a link to the video. You're about as useful as tits on a nun.

    156. Re:Gotta love... by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Hello of a post and it got me thinking. We're not so different the Islamic extremist and I. The common theme seems to be "I will kill for" and maybe that's the problem. We need more understanding and stop using violence as the problem solver. In the long run it only creates more violence and pain.

      I do wonder about my own devotion to personal freedom. Would it be right to kill a man if he denied me those freedoms? Quite the conundrum. If I kill them then what have I truly gained? Personal freedom. But was the cost too much? Probably. I've become a beast again with my actions.

    157. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, killing babies is acceptable because you don't want them. By your definition, that's an extremist, too, because they are using their belief system to justify murder. The main difference is that pro-abortionists change the semantics so it sounds like they aren't really babies, then tell everyone else they are wrong, and it's their right to eliminate the child.

    158. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 0

      Well it sounds like your religious beliefs are the same as mine ;-)

      But, I do respect human beings. I do got out of my way to not do them harm, that includes emotional harm. If their religion is important to them, then I try and respect that. That doesn't mean agree with. So drawing a lewd/offensive image of their deity(ies) or prophet(s) is kind of "off the menu". I know it will cause them emotional distress (even if I don't quite understand why).

      But I DO ask they reciprocate, they should not do me harm (physical or emotional). So the actions of Muslims on 9/11 are totally incompatible with my own world view, and can only be condemned.

      But honestly, do you think the world is about to stop turning because you can't draw Mohammed in a bear suit? Can't we agree that it would be better all around if we didn't do that?

      Now, assuming that it's happened, no I don't believe Muslims have the right to violent retribution. Yes I believe people threatened in this way have the right to protection.

    159. Re:Gotta love... by cgfsd · · Score: 1

      What we need to do is leverage the Muslim fanaticism.

      Tell the Muslims that DRM is actually an affront on Ala.

      Whenever a new DRM is introduced the Muslims will issue a fatwa/jihad against it, killing everyone at the company who introduced it.

    160. Re:Gotta love... by stdarg · · Score: 1

      For Muslims degrading Mohammad is more akin to desecrating a grave or religious building.

      Even Muslims see the difference between physical destruction which someone has to go clean up and a TV show that goes on the air then goes off the air. Your argument is completely invalid.

      What is true is that Muslims get *as upset* when someone insults Mohammed as others would do if you desecrated a grave or religious building. That is the problem, not something to learn a lesson from or try to respect!

    161. Re:Gotta love... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously making the argument that it matters, which religion it is?
      It’s a mental disease, fueled by having an unacceptably (by the brain) horrible reality, and abused by power-greedy dicks (churches and their leaders).

      Protip: There was a time when Christianity was just as crazy. It’s called the dark ages, the crusades and the inquisitions!
      I rest my case.

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    162. Re:Gotta love... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "But that doesn't make mocking the religious beliefs of Muslims right either, there are plenty of Muslims who would NEVER engage in violence, why don't they deserve respect?"

      No...they do not deserve any more respect than any other religion in the world. They get lampooned all the time....

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    163. Re:Gotta love... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Because you allocate respect to beliefs based on how sensible they are, not on how strongly people hold them?

    164. Re:Gotta love... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      On a related note - why do HUMANS think they need to defend GOD?

      Because they invented him.

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    165. Re:Gotta love... by babyrat · · Score: 1

      (in Western culture)

      I believe you just made his point...your western culture (of which religion is a part) says they are in different parts of the spectrum.

      Compare suicide in Japanese culture vs western culture...

    166. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 0, Troll

      Can't we just not insult Mohammed? Seems pretty easy.

    167. Re:Gotta love... by e2d2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I disagree. I've seen the church help the homeless, the down on their luck. I've seen them talk people through the most difficult times in their life. My step-father is a pastor and his main "job" is at the hospital talking with people in very difficult situations. Now you can call that a crutch, etc. But if it helps someone through difficult times..

      Myself I don't subscribe to the idea of an "institution" telling me what God thinks. That doesn't even compute. So although my family runs a church I haven't been in about 15 years. They're okay with that. It's not a stopping point for their love.

      That's what I think of when I think of religion. Not mega-churches filled with the rich. Not Islamic extremists blowing things up. Not the pedophile covering-up catholics (or others!). But instead a place where when everyone else has deserted you; When you have absolutely nothing to offer anyone - they will help you. And the only thing they ask in return is a moment of your time to tell you what they believe spiritually. Hardly a bad thing.

    168. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Muslims Mohammad isn't "a guy", he is their most sacred prophet.

      If I remember correctly, for some Muslims he definitely is just a guy who just happens to bring forward the word of Allah. Emphasizing Muhammed as a godly figure would then be a incorrect act or sin (just like emphasizing Jesus would be) as you should not keep other gods than Allah. The word would then be the most important thing. But, then again, I might remember falsely..

    169. Re:Gotta love... by stdarg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not to downplay the harm that Christianity causes .... but for every one of your dozen Christian terrorist attacks, I can point to a hundred that were conducted by Muslims.

      The sad thing to me is not many people know about those attacks only because they didn't happen here and our media doesn't shove them in our faces 24/7.

      As a result people don't understand the enormity of Islamic extremism. They can peacefully think of it as a fringe activity or "tiny minority" that lives in remote caves or something.

      It would have been great to see more coverage of Taliban activity in Pakistan over the last few years. A lot of people don't understand or don't see the point in "helping" the Afghans, probably because they don't know that e.g. when the Taliban took over the Swat Valley in Pakistan they bombed or burned down over 100 girls schools. They hung signs in the market places saying "No women allowed". It's a very large, widespread, in your face phenomenon, not a few guys with long beards making videos and holding occasional marches.

    170. Re:Gotta love... by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

      They don't have terrorists and dissidents because they killed pretty much all of them, and those that are left are very careful to not get noticed. Remember Tiananmen Square? That was nothing compared to what China has done in the not-much-more-distant past. That's how you keep your dissidents in line.

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    171. Re:Gotta love... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      If you don't understand the equivalence, you might just be a religious extremist.

      Might be. Probably not. My guess is that most people can see the difference between aborting a fetus, and drawing a cartoon bear. The acts are not equivalent.

    172. Re:Gotta love... by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      On a related note - why do HUMANS think they need to defend GOD? What is he the most nit picky SOB ever?

      Because God exists only in peoples' minds. God is a virulent, long lived meme. And like all memes, it forces the minds that hold it to react strongly to anything that might threaten its existence.

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    173. Re:Gotta love... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Absolutely. Really, I should've said "In today's political climate, it's the right-wingers in general that...". I certainly didn't mean to cast aspersions upon *all* right-wingers. But they are *currently* housing (and, I would argue, encouraging) a kernel of extremism within their ranks."

      There are plenty of current ones that are lefty based too...you don't have to look much further than the extreme nature/green/animal rights militant type groups. They have killed and committed arson in recent years too.

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    174. Re:Gotta love... by Bemopolis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      for every one of your dozen Christian terrorist attacks, I can point to a hundred that were conducted by Muslims.

      I doubt that, especially as I include (without fear of contradiction) the Klan as Christian terrorists. The bombed, burnt, hung, and shot Americans who were doing nothing but attempting to exercise their rights as citizens, all while dancing around a flaming symbol of their dear Savior Christ in their long robes. I'll take the empty threats of Internet punks over the very real danger of Voting While Black in the South before the end of the 1960s; that is to say, in my lifetime.

      Oh, but there is one major difference between the Christian terrorists of that age and the Muslim terrorists today: some of those Christian terrorists had their hands firmly on the levers of power in America. Even today former members of the Klan sit in the Congress, albeit after varying degrees of penance. At least today I have the advantage of reporting threats of Christian or Muslim terrorism to the authorities and expect reasonable equivalence in response, if not equal in rhetoric.

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    175. Re:Gotta love... by veliath · · Score: 1

      ...those peace loving muslims, eh?

      One Muslim group makes a threat and suddenly an entire religious following is tarred?

      Would you want Christians/Americans/Europeans judged by their most intolerant's utterances?

      Seriously, what the fuck is with these people? Isn't it time to move into the 21st century with the rest of us?

      I suppose when you people decide to move, these people have to move as well.

    176. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 1

      No I don't, there are plenty of beliefs that seemed perfectly reasonable - until they were shown to be wrong:

      Examples:

      The Earth is the centre of creation
      The Earth is flat
      A man will soffocate if he travels much faster than he can on horseback

      If I only respected views that seemed sensible I'd not have much respect for anything. You see it's not the BELIEFS I'm showing respect for (to?) it's the person who believes them, a fellow human being.

    177. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 1

      Not by me they don't.

    178. Re:Gotta love... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, sane people don't burn themselves at all.

    179. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but if I honestly believed you'd kill me for wearing red I wouldn't wear red around you. In fact, I'd avoid you altogether -- because who knows what your god's gonna tell you next.

    180. Re:Gotta love... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Depends what you mean by terrible acts, though. Obviously the percentage of suicide bombers and hijackers is small... That stuff is going to be approaching 0% with Christians

      And when we bomb people we do it in a civilized fashion - from a safe distance.

    181. Re:Gotta love... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Yeah dude sommething that happened over 600 years ago is totally relevent to a death threat made today against cartoonists.

      Please.

      When comparing extreme and wrongful actions of religions, it is highly relevant. Both religions have existed for hundreds of years. To ignore the wrongful acts done in the name of one religion and acknowledge the wrongful acts done in the name of another in this context is an argument based on convenience, not reality. The reality is that both Christianity and Islam have been used by people in various ways to carry out wrongful acts on others. The reality is that you're using selective criticism to purport an unrealistic exclusive view.

      Please. If you can't be real, at least attempt being honest.

    182. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 1

      For Muslims the prophets were chosen by Allah, and Mohammad was the last and most important of them. This is what makes Mohammad "their most sacred prophet". You can also cause offence of Muslims by insulting Jesus (yes, that one) though it is not as bad. (Ever wonder why Muslims don't just draw lewd pictures of Jesus to annoy us? Now you know)

    183. Re:Gotta love... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      I bet it also looks the same from a convict who gets executed in an American jail for brutally murdering 50 Americans by slowly torturing them to death ... After all a death threat was made by congress, and then Americans acted on it, guns blazing. Surely that's equivalent to slitting the throat of journalists you don't like for something they wrote, right ?

      Oh wait ... no ...

      How can one call these 2 acts equivalent ? Yes they're both killing, however one is murder the other is justice (and before you say it, personally I find a death sentence (much) less cruel than life in prison without chance for release).

      Whether abortions are murder is (imho) solely dependant on the status you afford living feutuses. Do you consider them living beings (they are defineately that imho), or not ? Do you consider their lives so worthless that the mere comfort of others is sufficient reason to brutally murdering them ?(slowly cutting them into pieces is the english translation of "curating" in case anyone doesn't know)

      How anyone can claim that a being that is intelligent enough to steer it's muscles and bone to try and stop the instruments that are killing it is "not conscious" or "feels no pain" is beyond me. If it is not conscious, why do it's actions have a clear purpose ? If it feels no pain, then why would it try to stop it at all ? Just look at it. Do you seriously consider that to be a better fate than an orphanage ?

      Personally I find in myself sympathy, if not total agreement, for the argument that the murderers of 9/11 are more honorable than abortion doctors. At least they murdered Americans for something they thought honorable. Abortion doctors cannot seriously harbor any illusion that what they're doing is anything other than killing human beings for the comfort of other human beings. It's the same as these bastard muslims do in their own countries.

      Does this opinion make me an extremist ? I have not killed or damaged anyone for this opinion. But if I know anyone to have had an abortion, I no longer talk or have any kind of dealings with them.

    184. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      If burning yourself would help the lives of tens of thousands, and it wouldn't actually hurt you because you have self control, wouldn't that actually be the sanest thing to do?

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    185. Re:Gotta love... by c6gunner · · Score: 0

      Sorry, you don't get to use the Klan. Their cause was/is racial purity. They didn't go out to hang Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, or Muslims; they set out specifically to kill BLACKS. The fact that they also hate anyone different than them is pretty much irrelevant, since the vast majority of their actions which you could reasonably consider terrorism were carried out on racial grounds and not religious ones.

      As for the rest, I would like to introduce you to stdarg. He can educate you about the prevalance of Muslim extremism/terrorism around the world. His Pakistan example is just the tip of the iceberg. If, after talking to him, you're still convinced that the KKK was worse .... well, in that case you're probably a lost cause.

    186. Re:Gotta love... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Not by me they don't."

      Not by you, but there are a LOT of other people in the world. And, at least in the US, we pretty much believe in free speech. You can say just about anything you want to. Nothing is special about Mohamad, islam or any other figurehead or religion that should prevent anyone saying what they wish about it. Sure, it may be disagreeable to some, but shit...freedom of speech kinda negates the freedom from being offended.

      People need to just grow a little thicker skin....

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    187. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      Nobody made the guy do it. He personally thought it was the best way to publicize the crack down on Buddhism by the Christian rulers. He was right, people rose up, and the oppression stopped.

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    188. Re:Gotta love... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      So, preventing the mass killing of other human beings by killing the murderer is extremist?

      I wonder how you view Hitler, after all, he called the Jews "Non-human" and that killing them was ... not murder.

      And before you call Goodwin's Law on me, this is actually a valid point. Just because YOU don't view full term pregnancy "a human" doesn't mean it isn't. And before you pull out the "life of mother" argument, full term abortions are not any safer than actually having the baby, especially if you count the life of the baby in the process.

      The problem is that nobody wants to define when a fetus becomes viable "person" short of actual delivery of a baby (and sometimes even afterwards).

      And I'm not even bringing "religion" into this, so don't even bother going there.

      Lastly, I wonder if there is anything you're willing to "kill" for? Because whatever you come up with, short of "nothing", I can turn and make you look like an "extremist". And if you're not willing to kill for anything, then you're just a slave who is just waiting for a master.

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    189. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You can't blame religion for idiots any more than you can blame politics for idiots.

      Have you read Dawkins's The God Delusion?

      Oh yes we *can* blame religion.

    190. Re:Gotta love... by dropadrop · · Score: 1

      Yup. I lived in Lebanon for 5 years. Visited Syria twice, Jordania once, Egypt twice... Met a lot of nice people, and no extremists. I'm not saying there where none, just that you can live there for years as a blond foreigner and never see them.

    191. Re:Gotta love... by H0p313ss · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... there's nary a Chinese terrorist to be found...

      Well not any more. And if you point one out he'll soon be un-findable too. This is the upside of dictatorship.

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    192. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      He wasn't on any kind of drugs. He did topple over, but that was after he'd been burning for a while. There were tons of witnesses, he chose a busy street corner. According to witnesses, he never uttered a word, and his facial expression did not change. Believe what you like.

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    193. Re:Gotta love... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most Christians and most Muslism are better than this. Please don't equate extremist Islam to all of Islam. You don't hear people accusing all Christians of acting like the westboro baptist church now do you?

      It's hard not to notice that acceptance of the local varieties of Westboro Baptist Church are much higher among Muslims than they are among Christians. With Muslims, while many don't directly participate in acts of terror, when you ask around whether they support or condone it (and I mean not just anecdotal, but various polls etc), a lot show quiet support.

      Then there are people like this guy, who try to project the "progressive Muslim" image to fit into their society, but, again, don't find anything wrong with various barbaric practices associated with Islam as such - only in the context of the (westernized, humanistic) culture they're stranded in.

    194. Re:Gotta love... by Frigo · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, one incident by an insane christian totally justifies the 2000+ annual body count and the immeasurable injustice of islam. After all, religions are equally evil right? I mean who DOESN'T beat his seven wives on a daily basis, cut off the clitoris of his little daughter or gather weekly for the jew, gay and heretic hunting?

      Now if you will excuse me, I need to go kill my sister, I heard she has a boyfriend. And she wears trousers.

    195. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Religion of Peace" MY ASS.

    196. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      We'll see.

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    197. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...those peace loving monkeys, eh?

      There, fixed that for ya.

    198. Re:Gotta love... by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but murder has a more narrow definition then that. You cannot murder someone in self defense. You can KILL them, but it's not murder.

      Murder is simply not acceptable, unless you consider mercy killing, assisted suicide, or warfare to be murder. There is certainly some gray area in the English language, but there is a distinction between killing and murder.

    199. Re:Gotta love... by toriver · · Score: 1

      Should we count the soldiers who raped and massacred in My Lai (and countless other killings of civilians in Vietnam) as Christians here? How about sodomizing Catholic priests? Persecution and murder of Jews were carried about by all branches of Christians during and after WW2 - in fact, Jews were disliked until some doomsday cults (believing that a requirement for the Rapture was that the Jews rebuilt Solomon's temple) started to gain influence among the haters.

    200. Re:Gotta love... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      I'm curious: why don't Christians count Jesus's "temple tantrum" as an example of him sinning? Keep in mind, he made a whip and whipped people to drive them from the temple, and then overturned tables and generally f'd up merchant operations, even though he only wanted them to go outside, not have their businesses destroyed.

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    201. Re:Gotta love... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      European countries went through the Enlightenment; at the fork in the road where a society chooses between rationality and theological literalism, the Europeans went for rationality, and the Muslims went the other way. As a result, the middle eastern countries basically missed out on the whole Industrial Revolution. Now they're trying to catch up, and not doing a very good job of it.

      You have yourself just explained that they need to go through Enlightenment to catch up; but they can't really do that so long as fundamentalist approach to religion persists...

    202. Re:Gotta love... by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      I believe in God yet I feel no need to defend him or my views.

    203. Re:Gotta love... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Hrm ... should I believe the video ... or ... the witnesses? Gee. That's a tough one!

      Go watch it yourself, it's on youtube. As seen in the video "a while" is maybe 5-6 seconds. That certainly paints a different picture than your idealistic prose. Why, I wonder, might people want to pretty-up such a horrible display?

    204. Re:Gotta love... by Bemopolis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They didn't go out to hang Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, or Muslims; they set out specifically to kill BLACKS.

      I'm sure it greatly comforts the families of Andrew Goodman and Michael Schwerner that when they were killed the Klan was SPECIFICALLY murdering James Chaney. And then I'm sure that the Klan did not burn a cross that night, in deference to REAL Christians unlike themselves.

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    205. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been to Egypt. I've been to Saudi. Many times. You "Islam is like any other religion" idiots don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

      If I walk up to the Pope & scream "Christianity Sucks! I'm now a Muslim!" in public, during Christmas Mass, I'll walk away- Maybe with a bloody nose from a person or two or three who took offense.

      If I scream the two sentences above, anywhere in public in The Kingdom with the religious references reversed, I'll never leave the Kingdom alive, absolutely, positively guaranteed and State Sanctioned.

      Saudi Arabia isn't the only place where this is guaranteed to happen.

      Now, If I did that privately in front of some of my Muslim friends, they might shake their heads & think I'm an asshole & walk away. If I denounced Christianity in some kind of vile way in front of some folks in a back woods Mississippi town, I might not live- But these are *individuals* acting on their individual beliefs and motivations.

      The punishment mentioned a couple lines above is state sanctioned and enforced, based upon strict interpretation of the Koran. If they catch you in violation, it does not matter that there might be a handful of Muslims nearby that believe in "live and let live".

      You don't have to argue with me, I've seen it in action. Don't take my word for it, my idealistic little friends, test it yourselves- Travel to Saudi or Pakistan or Malaysia and try to assert your right to stay healthy while asserting your religious freedoms. I'll wait right here for you.

    206. Re:Gotta love... by dintech · · Score: 1

      As an example, the dudes who plotted 9/11 because of americans killing muslims in other countries probably shared exactly that belief.

    207. Re:Gotta love... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Practically every time you see e.g. a story about creationism on Slashdot, take a look at the comments section, and count the number of those which are negative about it, and even Christianity in general.

    208. Re:Gotta love... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You have yourself just explained that they need to go through Enlightenment to catch up; but they can't really do that so long as fundamentalist approach to religion persists...

      A fundamentalist approach to religion persisted in the Middle Ages in Europe, too. Eventually rationalism took over with the Enlightenment. The middle easterners need to go through the same process, somehow. Who knows how long it'll take, though. In the meantime, Western countries need to not allow these people in, or else they're just going to cause problems as they're threatening here. They need to develop, by themselves, at their own rate.

    209. Re:Gotta love... by Frigo · · Score: 0

      Now we expect the same of all these random goat herders, but they don't want to drop their farm and start working in a cubicle and watching comedy central. This isn't the only reason for terrorism, but its something to ponder anyway.

      Funny thing is, I don't see people from any non-muslim country with a newfound wealth going around killing jews and christians.
      In fact, most terrorists with access to non-rudimentary weapons come from very wealthy families and tend to be well-educated.

      My other thought as soon as I read the summary is, "You idiots. They did this to illustrate how stupid it is to get up in arms over a mere image. The fact that you took the bait and threatened actual violence against the South Park creators shows how backwards and moronic your whole life is. You have failed epically."

      I'm pretty sure the irony is lost on them.

    210. Re:Gotta love... by DriedClexler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Funny you mention the "move into the 21st century with the rest of us" bit. I've been taking a seminar on terrorism and one (of the many) reasons the middle east and (some of) the Muslims that inhabit it are so prone to violence is because they've had considerably less time to modernize.

      Uh huh. And so did South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong, Japan, and Ireland.

      Next excuse?

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    211. Re:Gotta love... by stdarg · · Score: 1

      My examples were things that have gone on for a long time and still go on today. Yours are much shorter in duration and don't carry on at all today, except for the priest example.

      My point isn't to get into a pissing match enumerating atrocities over the past 2000 years. It's more about what's going on today, what can be seen as fairly isolated versus ingrained in the culture, and so on.

    212. Re:Gotta love... by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Yea but the Christians rarely follow through with their death threats.

      Pssssst. ever hear of the Inquisition?

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    213. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh yeah. Because Christians are going around threatening anyone who happens to satire their beliefs.

      Not all peoples, religions, and mindsets are the same; with those elements changing with the times and places.

    214. Re:Gotta love... by coniferous · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ack.

      I hate to refute this because you seem like a type of person that practices religion because it's important to *you*. I respect that.

      But, quite frankly, both sides can pull random quotes of scripture out of a book and say that they are all about love and togetherness. At the end of day I'm still told that I should be put to death because I’m gay. (Leviticus 20:13). That's just as extremist.

      It's blind faith that’s the problem. Not a particular religion.

    215. Re:Gotta love... by rapierian · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah, I knew someone would bring up Abortion as proof that Christianity was just as violent as Islam.

      There's been what, 10 abortion killings, ever? That's so clearly proof that Christians are just as much a threat as the same religion that's exiled Jews from their lands, launched worldwide terrorist guerrilla wars of conquest against practically every other religion, in Malaysia, India, Indonesia, Iraq, Afghanistan, Nigeria, Sudan...the same religion that riots through France and Belgium torching cars, demands Sharia law trump all national laws and customs, and rarely condemns their own honor killings and terrorism against their own members (see Hamas vs. Fatah, Sunni vs. Shiite).

      Christians, like practically every other adult religion regularly condemn any extremists. For every abortion killing numerous public groups come out and condemn the killer.

      Next time you want to try and make a moral equivalence argument, try looking at the facts.

    216. Re:Gotta love... by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      You can't blame religion for idiots any more than you can blame politics for idiots.

      Religion can totally be blamed for idiots. If during the course of treatment for cancer the chemo boxes your kidneys is the kidney failure not to blame for worsening your condition? Does it make a difference if you could have also gotten worse by developing a heart condition?

      Sure religion is a reflection and consequence of an underlying condition innate in human kind. That does not mean it can be absolved of blame. Furthermore removing religion does help the problem! It's one less thing that can be exploited and by making society resistant to religion we make them resistant to exploitation in general.

      Using the example above, just because the kidney failure isn't the underlying condition doesn't mean a transplant wont help the patient.

    217. Re:Gotta love... by AkiraRoberts · · Score: 1

      Yeah, brought to you by the same people as acupuncture!

      Buddhism comes from India. Acupuncture comes from China. The monk in question was Vietnamese. "Same people" is a bit of a stretch.

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    218. Re:Gotta love... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      That's the very fabric of extremist, they make up the parts that say they can kill, then live by those made-up words.
      Usually it amounts to the same as people who fabricate how the 2nd ammendment of the United States constitution by attempting to twist the commas in the sentence to mean that only an army can carry weapons.

      Anything written it seems can be twisted to be interpreted to whatever a person wants. It's sad, and pathetic.

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    219. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes Christians are the most peaceful worshipping people in history... The problem is that to a conservative backward thinking country like America, you get TV networks (no to say the government) working on both a political and a religious agenda so when some muslim guy acts on his beliefs he is a terrorist, but when you got some idiot killing doctors for abortions he is doing the Lords work...

    220. Re:Gotta love... by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your seminar is based on a solid piece of stupid. Time to assimilate is not strongly correlated with violent reactions to criticism.

      As a counterexample: Hawaiians had nearly zero time to "modernize," and they aren't preternatural terrorists (despite the nutjob secessionists).

      But they also don't have a book like the Quran that tells them to kill unbelievers and blasphemers (and that not being a believer is being a blasphemer, leaving only one "logical" conclusion).

      Further, the Mideast has had just as long to modernize as the West has. They've merely refused to, or rather, not been allowed to because of the tight grip their feudal lords keep on power (aided, again, by the Quran).

      The problem is the illogic of the Quran and the number of people who accept it unquestioningly, not any pop-sociology.

    221. Re:Gotta love... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The problem is that religion builds in reasons to kill other people. Politics does not. Part of being a Republican is not believing that you have to convert or kill Democrats. Can't say the same thing about Islam or Christianity.

    222. Re:Gotta love... by INeededALogin · · Score: 1

      Can't we just not insult Mohammed? Seems pretty easy.

      Muhammed is not the point. The problem is... how can you draw a line that Muhammed is not ok while Buddha is ok. South Park made this very clear. Make no mistake, those Censored boxes on South Park were just pictures of Muhammed being a prophet. He got put in a truck and in a bear outfit as a compromise. Meanwhile, Buddha is snorting crack and Tom Cruise is being called a Fudge Packer(heheh).

      If you say that it isn't ok to talk about Muhammed out of fear of retribution(terrorism) then all someone has to do is threaten violence and you compromise.

      South Park paints a doom and gloom picture, but they have a very valid point.

    223. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people always refer to god as a "he"? Are they saying that god has testicles? If so, then what the fuck does "he" use them for?

      Teabagging you when you're asleep.

    224. Re:Gotta love... by fullgandoo · · Score: 1

      How about pope innocent VIII who persecuted "witches" by burning them alive?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Innocent_VIII

      I see no difference between Islam and Christianity. The Taliban behead, torture and bomb the innocent. The Catholics burned women at the stake. Religion is a curse on humanity. The sooner we get rid of it the better.

    225. Re:Gotta love... by jason.sweet · · Score: 1

      I suppose it all depends on your point of view. Successful religious texts tends to allow a large degree of interpretation. That fact probably has a lot to do with why it is successful. Whether I choose to follow the parts that tell me to love my neighbor, or the parts that tell me to smite the enemies of my lord, I have my faith to justify my actions.

      On the other hand. As a wise-man once said, "people don't do what they believe in They just do what's most convenient then they repent."

    226. Re:Gotta love... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that for someone burning to death, 5-6 seconds is an eternity. Let's see how long you last?

    227. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a big Rage Against The Machine fan then...

    228. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it time to move into the 21st century with the rest of us?

      They tried to but Steve Jobs rejected their app.

    229. Re:Gotta love... by LanMan04 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Matthew 10:14-15 Cities that neither "receive" the disciples nor "hear" their words will be destroyed by God. It will be worse for them than for Sodom and Gomorrah. And you know what God supposedly did to those poor folks (see Gen.19:24).

      Matthew 11:20-24 Jesus condemns entire cities to dreadful deaths and to the eternal torment of hell because they didn't care for his preaching.

      anyway:

      The passages in the Qur'an that command fighting pertain to the early Muslims' struggle with the militant pagans (kafirun, kuffar) of ancient Mecca. The mercantile Meccan elite dominate lower Red Sea trade and worshipped star goddesses; they determined to wipe out the new religion of Islam as it gathered converts through the 610s and set up as a city-state in Yathrib/ Medina in the 620s CE. As I have pointed out before, a careful study of the word kafir or infidel in the Qur'an will show that it never is used in an unadorned way to refer to non-Muslims in general. It implies paganism, or alliance with paganism, and often has overtones of militant hostility to Muslims and Islam. In contrast, the Christians are called 'closest in love' to the Muslims, and the Children of Israel are repeatedly praised. There is a passage referring to those who commit kufr or infidelity from among the people of the book (i.e. Jews and Christians) [2:105]. But this diction demonstrates that the word for infidel does not ordinarily extend to those groups. The ones condemned probably had allied with the pagans who were trying to destroy Islam and kill all Muslims, against whom the Qur'an advises believers to wage defensive war ("kill them wherever you find them" [2:191]- i.e. defend yourself against the fanatic pagans trying to kill you).

      There are fundamentalist Muslims who use the word 'kafir' to refer to all non-Muslims, but the Qur'an does not support this usage. Anti-Muslim bigots in the US use these simplistic ideas of fundamentalists to condemn Islam and all Muslims.

      All you have to do is look at the fate of the conquered Canaanites under Joshua (who were to be wiped out in a biblical genocide) and the fate of the Meccans when the Muslims overcame them (almost none were killed and they went on to flourish in the Islamic empire despite their earlier attempt at mass murder aimed at the prophet and his followers), to see the difference between the two.

      My experience is, people are people. They're all equally capable of the same good and evil, across religions and cultures, and how much of each they commit has to do with both their opportunities and their character at any point in history.

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    230. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've watched it. Do you see him open his mouth? No. My point stands. But I ask you: why so cynical? You'd made up your mind what must have happened, before you'd even seen any evidence. Why? Does the story contradict some deep seated belief you hold about human nature?

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    231. Re:Gotta love... by fullgandoo · · Score: 1

      True. But then how far back in history do we want to go? How about Pope Innocent who had women burned alive at the cross for being witches?

      I hope you realize that religion is basically just evil. Only people are good or bad and would use religion accordingly.

      Not the other way around.

    232. Re:Gotta love... by fullgandoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah dude a delusional asshole said something thousands of years ago and it is still being used in the courts of law in the United Fucking States of America ("so help me fucking god").

      How is that different from assholes blowing themselves up in the name of allah?

    233. Re:Gotta love... by Ninja+Programmer · · Score: 1

      ... If you don't understand the equivalence, you might just be a religious extremist.

      Your religion might say killing a doctor who performs abortions is acceptable. Their religion might say killing a cartoonist who mocks their prophet is acceptable. In both cases you're saying murder is acceptable because your religion says so. That's pretty much textbook religious extremist.

      Well, I don't see them as equivalent. Teller was providing a public service, giving substance to the law of the land (having the freedom to choose a medical procedure is meaningless if no doctor will perform it). The cartoons only have "freedom of expression" at their disposal which does not apply to corporate airwaves (not saying I agree with this, just stating the facts), and the laws about freedom of expression are not universal (the US is the only country I know of that has upheld the idea in court -- other countries at most claim it, even in the face of obviously contradicting laws.)

      While the murders are equivalent from the point of view of the number of victims, the justification for killing Theo-Van Gogh was just vacuous, whereas the justification for killing Teller makes the crime far, far worse. I can go make a Muhammad cartoon anytime I like to fill in that void, I cannot suddenly go perform abortions to fill in the void left by Teller.

      As Ayan Hirshi Ali stated, in order to fix the Muslim attitude towards depictions of Muhammad, you can just have *everyone* actually engage in it. The weight of the world opinion is not trivial and would give them pause to think. I think her analysis is correct. For the abortion issue, there is no changing those people's minds. Even if there was a pervasive education campaign, whatever remaining pro-lifers there would be would always be the most radical and would still carry out murders of doctors no matter what their demographic.

      (You can't accuse me of being lead by my religion, because I am atheist.)

    234. Re:Gotta love... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Nobody can have any amount of power over you if you've got that kind of self control.

      Would that self control include to watching calmly while your loved ones burn to death as well? Hostages have been used to control people for a loooong time.

    235. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 1

      I'd agree you have the right to disagree with the teachings of Islam, and to publicly air those views (and I'm sure there are a lot of Muslims who'd disagree with that). All I'm saying is the right to do that is degraded if I only use it to cause offence, then in my view it's wrong. Free speech is worth protecting, it is worth defending, but I don't see it as an excuse to mock someone's religion.

    236. Re:Gotta love... by AmericanGladiator · · Score: 1

      Replace the word "babies" with "Jews" and your argument would no doubt change. I don't advocate violence, but I agree with the parent post that there is no moral equivalence between Tiller and these Islamists vowing to kill the South Park guys. It's not a stretch to compare unborn babies to Jews, at which point we are rightly outraged. I find Tiller similar to those abolishionists who killed slave owners in the lead-up to the civil war. It's murder, it's illegal, it's not something I would condone, but I can understand the motives.

    237. Re:Gotta love... by operagost · · Score: 1

      I don't entirely agree with your post, but I can say it makes one think. Virtual +1 Insightful.

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    238. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 1

      Who said Buddha was "OK"?! I'm also not saying that mocking Muhammad is only bad because of the threat of retribution. I think the problem might well be that the threat of retribution (by a minority) be being used as a justification. If that is the case, don't the opinions of the majority of Muslims matter?

      Is it right to mock someone or something to cause emotional distress? Sounds a lot like the justification of the school bully to me. "I was only having a laugh... " becomes "I was only exercising my 'free speech'... ".

    239. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? The guy was a pedophile and a fucking asshole whose stupid bullshit book has caused thousands of deaths. Why the hell should I respect that idiot, or his imaginary friend Allah the retard for that matter?

    240. Re:Gotta love... by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh, no. If you sincerely believe that abortion is murder, then killing an abortionist is ethically justified: one murder to prevent many murders is a net good, independent of whether or not "God" is offended by abortion. Killing somebody for mocking The Prophet (peace be upon him) is making a moral equivalence between making fun of a prophet and murder. From what little I understand of Muhammad, he was a great and wise man, far too enlightened to be bothered by some petty little men making fun of him. In other words, I'm pretty sure he personally would not have called for retribution, but would have recommended ignoring those who make light of him. That doesn't change the fact that mocking other people's religion is never constructive but does cause real harm to those that are angered by it. In other words, from an ethical standpoint, mocking the great prophet is never justified, because it almost certainly does more harm than good. Please note that great Muslim writers also regard Jesus as a prophet, and urge that he be treated with respect as well. The least good Christians could do is to return the favor. (I believe Jesus has also been written into the Hindu pantheon, so presumably Hindus are expected to treat him with respect as well. Buddhist are taught to respect all other religions.)

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    241. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, as long as nobody says South Park is stupid right?

    242. Re:Gotta love... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      The Crusades were more about economics than religion. Retaking the Holy Land was just an excuse for traveling to the Middle East, killing some wealthy people, and stealing as much of their wealth as they could get their hands on.

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    243. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...pro-abortionists change the semantics so it sounds like they aren't really babies..."

      Oh those nasty pro-abortionists using things like the meaning of words to describe things.

      semantics /smæntks/
      –noun ( used with a singular verb )
      a. the study of meaning.

      Grab a dictionary, look up the words you are using.
      Child
      Baby
      Fetus

      Read the definitions then realize that you are the one trying to deceive and distort reality by using the wrong words.

    244. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      I imagine it would. I think the trick is, with practice, you can learn to disconnect your consciousness from your sense inputs.

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    245. Re:Gotta love... by trout007 · · Score: 1

      From what I can gather Mohammad was basically an anarchist and was against organized religion. He basically said there was one God of Abraham and everyone is responsible for themselves. It seems that was the first big experiment in freedom and self government in the world. In the Muslim world there was freedom of speech, religion, education, ect. It wasn't written in law it just is what people came to believe and followed. And it lasted a VERY long time. Something like 800 years. I still haven't satisfied myself on why it came to an end but I guess it's human nature that people eventually get tired of personal responsibility and want people in control of them to relieve them of responsibility. Kind of like what has been happening in the US for the past 50 years or so.

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    246. Re:Gotta love... by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might want to watch this before you say it is simply "extremists". Notice how once you get to a tipping point of around 35-45% Muslim you start getting into such lovely subjects as ethnic cleansing?

      You can pretend it ain't so but Muslims simply don't play nice with anyone else. hell they don't play nice with other Muslims, see Shia VS Sunni for an example. When you need to have womens groups to speak out against such wonderful customs as the gang rape of women who dare not to wear the burka or follow Islam (they even have a nice euphemism for it la tournante) I would say that Islam does NOT need be treated as "just another religion".

      And considering we WILL be pretty much on our own in less than 60 years (as Europe will be predominately Muslim thanks to much higher birthrates than the west) I feel we really should be putting a screeching halt to this PC crap that labels Islam as no different than Christians or Jews. Sure if you compare them to Christians and Jews in the middle ages that might be correct, but we aren't in the middle ages anymore, while the Islamic religion still very much IS.

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    247. Re:Gotta love... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Finland only had the industrial revolution after WW2. Yet we don't go around killing everyone who swears against Nokia and Linux.

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    248. Re:Gotta love... by init100 · · Score: 1

      On one end you have self defense, which is almost universally accepted as okay.

      Here in Sweden, killing someone in self-defense is seldom (legally) okay. You are allowed to use violence to fend off an attack, but if you go too far, the attacker can report you to the police and you can go to prison for assault. Yes, I think that is pretty stupid, but that's the way the law is here.

    249. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is ridicules to compare the two. There is an obvious difference between the two the least of which is that one is speech and the other is action. Furthermore those that may be or are advocating the killing of abortion doctors are doing it to protect the lives of the unborn. In their minds they are defending the lives of innocents which those doctors are murdering. Satire is not murdering nor physically injuring anyone in any interpretation.

    250. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but really, a little respect for someone's religion might not be too much to ask.

      The more I learn about that religion, the less I respect it. So yes, respecting Islam is too much to ask.

    251. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japan went from a basically feudal/agrarian society -- peasants, samurai and swords etc -- to an industrialized nation with guns and all the rest of that happy BS in the space of about 50 or 60 years. It's the religious dogma that makes religious nuts, well...nuts. It's the same for Catholics in the Dark Ages, Protestants and witches in the "New World" and Muslims pretty much whenever and wherever.

    252. Re:Gotta love... by trytoguess · · Score: 0, Troll

      Respect eh? From a Christian perspective, Mohammad is at best a misguided man, at worst he's a demon who's led billion to hellfire. The thing too many people of any faith can't seem to grasp is that just by existing, their faith is already offensive to others. So, yea show images of Muhammad, even degrading ones. The alternative is to notice just how... incompatible so many faiths are, and have a pointless holy war.

    253. Re:Gotta love... by osgeek · · Score: 1

      I don't have much inclination to go after one stupid religion more than the next... but as a neutral third party to religions in general, the Muslim one looks to be extraordinarily violent in its doctrines. The Bible is all over the map, sure. Plenty of places you can point to in order to justify violent behavior; but it's really difficult to use Christ's teachings to justify violence. The guy didn't really give haters much ammo. Christians can kill all over the world, but they have a hard time quoting Christ to do so. You rarely see Christian ministers advocating war. They may want war, but they know that the Christ thing was pretty decisively peaceful.

      The Q'uran, on the other hand seems to be chock full of old-Testament style retribution against blasphemers. It seems to be the core of the Muslim doctrine, with very little of the Christian golden rule, forgiveness, loving your enemies themes. Muslim Imam's can preach Jihad left and right and be completely in tune with their religious doctrine.

      Just saying...

    254. Re:Gotta love... by tigerhawkvok · · Score: 1

      Please. An abortion is as murderous as killing viruses or bacteria if it doesn't have a fully developed nervous system, with the most generous definition of that being at 27 weeks. Any other definition runs into problems with individualism in identical twins, so you've got to pick brain development. And, if you go with brain development, before 27 weeks you have a vaguely humanoid clump of cells incapable of controllable movement,feeding itself, oxygenating itself, and not dessicating.

      This is aside from the irresponsibility of bringing a child into the world when you are incapable of caring for it, or the financial burdens imposed in the process of bringing it to term healthily.

      People like you who in any way condone or absolve the murder of a fully functional, contributing member of society in defense of a partially developed clump of cells is utterly indefensible.

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    255. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is just a guess, but im guessing the revolution muslims are responding overwhelmingly but unfortunate to them not enough to incapacitate.

      Maybe some more useless and fruitless mocking and provocation of them might make their overwhelming violence in the end incapacitate you...and the rest of the people who could not bother the least whether their religion WAS or WAS NOT mocked.

    256. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 1

      This is actually an interesting point. Quite logical, I'm with you all the way - until you suggest mocking any religion is going to bring about peace amongst religions.

      I think religions need to recognise Article 18 (if memory serves) in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Yes, I am aware that many Muslims reject that on religious grounds - but not all do.

    257. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not all Muslims, or even the majority.

      In other words, the usual bullshit from Islam-huggers like yourself. According to such people, Islam is the religion of peace and almost every muslim is a saint. I call bullshit. Muslims are all hateful violent pedophile-worshipping nutbags, and they should be forced to stay in their sand pit, not let into our civilized countries. Inviting such barbarians to live with us is a certain recipe for disaster.

    258. Re:Gotta love... by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      ...Yes, Islam respects Jesus is the Muslim perspective. A more Christian POV might be, Muslims claim a misguided man (or perhaps even Satan) is a holier entity than the son of God. To be fair most Christian I know also believe Islam is ok. But, the notion that Islam is a grave insult to Christianity is a view many Christians have, and it is supported by Christian logic. So, Islam insults Christianity, what now? Shall we ban that faith? Or maybe we should just be a bit more open about faith in general?

    259. Re:Gotta love... by tigerhawkvok · · Score: 1

      Christianity also drowned women they thought were witches, put Galileo under house arrest for saying something contrary to dogma, started several wars in the name of their deity, had brutal fighting because of internal schisms, tells people that using condoms increases HIV transmission, and covers up child molesting.

      But hey! They forgave Galileo in the 1990s!

      Christianity is just as intolerant, abhorrent, and murdering as Islam.

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    260. Re:Gotta love... by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      You're right, on one hand mocking something sacrosanct does cause drama. On the other hand, by permitting people to mock a faith, it does encourage a mindset that a religion ISN'T a deadly serious business, and discourages fundamentalism, encouraging religious tolerance in general. I'm of the option this is part of what turned Christianity from one of the most intolerant faiths in the known world to one of the more accepting ones.

    261. Re:Gotta love... by Moryath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      WTF, did I say I cared about you attacking christianity?

      I'm an atheist, you retarded moron. Fuck you and the "moral equivalence" horse you rode in on that makes you think bad behavior anywhere is justifiable.

    262. Re:Gotta love... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      You looked as far as the Gaian extremists to find militancy on the current-day Left? Have you seen the foreign-policy Left's hesitating-but-clear support for Islamism?

    263. Re:Gotta love... by rapierian · · Score: 1

      At one time, Christianity was pretty brutal, medieval, and savage. I'll admit it. But Islam never left that stage of development. When was the last Christian mob assembled for violence? Find me one incident in the past 200 years. How many times have artists "bravely" done things like submerge a crucifix in piss in the past 100 years, especially?

      Now look at all the attacks committed in the name of Islam every day, around the world. All the honor killings, all the terrorist bombings, all the antisemitic attacks and torture. Trying to even compare the two is laughable.

    264. Re:Gotta love... by rapierian · · Score: 1

      Oh, and as far as the child molesting: I agree that the Catholic church has done a bit of coverup with their scandals - but I doubt any more than any other organization. In fact, the rate of child abuse is lower for Catholic priests than most other professions that work with children - the media just loves a scandal. Do you know how many more teachers have committed statutory rape than priests, and are STILL KEPT ON PAYROLL!!!? Look up "rubber rooms" sometime.

    265. Re:Gotta love... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      There is quite a bit of difference between "I know I am burning yet I feel no physical pain" to "I know my kids are burning yet I feel no emotional pain."

    266. Re:Gotta love... by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1

      And that, kids, is what inner peace is really all about...Nobody can have any amount of power over you if you've got that kind of self control.

      Then why burn yourself to death?

      As a side note, this is the same man whose heart resisted cremation. Echoes of meditation perhaps?

    267. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Muslims may respect Jesus, but they essentially view Christianity as outdated and a corruption of the true words of God. Yea... Islam strictly as a faith might be more tolerant to Christianity than the reverse, but it still aint exactly what I'd call respect.

      ~Another Anon

    268. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. In fact, there is a fairly well know story in Buddhism, about a recent Zen master who lost his wife. His students were surprised to see him cry. "Master, why are you crying? You're enlightened!" They asked. "Yeah, but I miss my wife" was his approximate reply. The point is that enlightened masters do whatever the hell they want to do, I guess. The Buddhist master felt no reason not to fully feel and express his sorrow, but his actions were in no way constrained by feeling it. Some people feel he was trying to educate his students that being enlightened has nothing to do with being a superman, or repressing all feelings.

      So, if a Buddhist master's family were being tortured in front of him, nobody could possibly predict what he would do about it. He could calmly watch, and lose no empathy for the torturers (theoretically. I've never witnessed this, so I'm going on anecdotes and guesswork, really.) Or he could do infinitely many other things. We don't know.

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    269. Re:Gotta love... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      The 'Muslim world', for the most part, didn't have the scale of change as the 'western world' did during the Industrial Revolution. They basically missed it.

      They didn't miss it. The Islamic golden age significantly predated the age of enlightenment. They already had advance science and math long before Europe and the Christians. Arabic numbers? Algebra? However, the culture eventually turned towards religion and here lies the result. As opposed to the age of enlightenment, where people turned away from religion, and hence the civilization prospered.

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    270. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      Why NOT burn yourself, if doing so will help resolve a source of suffering? In fact, this man's actions not only helped stop oppression of Buddhism in Vietnam, they defused any violent reaction to the repression.

      As for the story that his heart resisted burning, I used to feel this was an important fact. I no longer do. And I'm not entirely convinced it's true. Being enlightened does not make one a superman. But plenty of people think it does, or should, and they want to venerate people who they think have it. But doing so creates a gulf between the venerated person and the rest of us. Our hearts would burn, the thought goes, but his did not. He is not like us. How, then, can we overcome attachments the way he did?

      That's not what Buddhism is really about, IMHO.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    271. Re:Gotta love... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The age of enlightenment is not the same thing as the industrial revolution. But whatever they had it didn't last, so it's pretty much the same as not having it.

      As for Arabic numbers, I'm sick of twerps like you bringing them up. They originated in India.

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    272. Re:Gotta love... by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Yea but the Christians rarely follow through with their death threats.

      Look, all this was was a simple discussion about a cartoon character on South Park! I didn't expect this sort of SPANISH INQUISITION!

      "Ahh, but nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

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      "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
    273. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly, no.

      What I do see on the American left is a lot of misguided animosity towards Israel, and de facto support of their enemies. However, most of those left-wing radicals have deluded themselves into thinking that they are supporting secular anti-colonialist movements.

    274. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cities that neither "receive" the disciples nor "hear" their words will be destroyed by God.

      I don't care at all if people of a given religion think I will be destroyed by their god. Take some time off, sit down, watch the show. Fire from heaven devouring me any minute now.

      It's when either by religious edict or by impatience waiting for the fire that they decide to take matters into their own hands I have a problem with it. As for difference between islam and christianity I think we are all aware of religious wars, however there are groups who use literal interpretation of the bible and are peaceful, Amish and the like, while groups who interpret the quran literally seem to approve jihad.

      Separation of church and state has largely solved the problem of christian religious violence. There are still incidences but there is no general threat to the population. It remains to be seen if this will be successful with islam, but I suspect there are going to be very different ways required to deal with it. One thing will be the same though, raise the literacy rates.

    275. Re:Gotta love... by joggle · · Score: 1

      Many of the countries in the Middle East are controlled by dictators or the equivalent of dictators. Doesn't seem to work so 'well' for them.

    276. Re:Gotta love... by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      LanMan04, unfortunately, if there is one thing I have learned from studying how/why/when people cling to certain religions or other superstitious beliefs, it is that rational analysis consistently cannot reach them. They have sealed themselves into an emotive faith, and even attacking the fidelity of their faith becomes meaningless. Finding what they claim to love (their texts, their church, their families) and then clearly demonstrating to them how their clinging to their personal superstitions actually fly in the face of their texts, the advice of their church and the welfare of their families nets zero impact because the people in question blissfully close their minds and tune out your demonstrations.

      I think Carl Sagan put it best in his Cosmos series (ep 3, "Harmony of the Worlds", ~28:47) when he said "Superstition is a natural refuge for people who are powerless". Once people feel sufficiently disconnected from the job of empirical information gathering, insulated from the realities around them, they turn inwards and perceive what is in their hearts as the ultimate arbiter of truth. Whence comes "Truthiness".

      So religious proponents care not for either facts in the observable universe, or even internal consistency. They would be content to preach peace at the precise same moment as they jab out their parents' eyes with a #2 pencil. It doesn't even rate as "doublethink" or "cognitive dissonance" as it requires neither effort nor discomfort to be inconsistent when one honestly lacks the presence of mind required to compare one's claims with one's behavior.

      This allows Muslims to threaten cartoonists with the wrathful violence of pacifists. This allows Palins to claim that Christianity is the national religion of a country founded on the principal of the separation of church and state. This allows "Christians" to have a zeal of God, but not according to knowledge (Romans 10:2) and to call themselves Christians, even fight bloody wars over the matter, without so much as knowing what the word "Christ" refers to. They might say, "Oh, that's Jesus!" and many will even think that's his surname. None have the vaguest clue what a "Christ" or "Mesiah" is, or why Jesus and his followers through the centuries claim that title applies to him.

      Instead, your average Christian simply thinks of their faith as "being patient and nice to people" and following certain traditions. They think that "Jesus" and "God" and in some cases Mary, saints, angels and cherubs are vague deities that love and protect them unconditionally. Church is just this place they can go to socialize with people as insecure and superstitious as they are. They find The Bible to be no more required reading than a computer's user manual, and simply bathe themselves (selectively) in the words of whatever preacher performs at their church to remain in step with the shared, agreed upon superstitions. Most entertaining of all, their favorite sport is to invent moral high horses against which to judge one another (in direct contradiction to Matthew 7:1-5)

      No, we cannot hope to sway the fickle desires of such mislabeled neo-pagans with calls to logic or fidelity. I think they'll need to be rendered obscolete and neutralized via some other social or ecomomic process instead. :(

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    277. Re:Gotta love... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Please link me to those polls. I want to see them. I, and others reading, deserve to see the facts here; and your ability to convince me to believe you is anchored in these facts.

      From my observation and experience, you are completely wrong. While extremist islam is highly publicized, it is not popular at all among muslims.

      I really want to see those facts.

    278. Re:Gotta love... by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      They are angry that not only is the US invading and bombing Muslim countries, but that they are making fun of their prophets. The US keeps denying that they are bombing the countries in a war over religion, but idiots like South Park only perpetuate the stereotype. That's why you don't see Christians getting violent over this stuff.

    279. Re:Gotta love... by WNight · · Score: 1

      abolishionists who killed slave owners in the lead-up to the civil war. [...] it's not something I would condone

      Why the fuck not? You condone the keeping of slaves?

      It's murder

      Or self-defense for yourself and your extended family.

      it's illegal

      By what law? The law of the invalid state that practices slavery?

    280. Re:Gotta love... by LazyBoy · · Score: 1

      Destructive testing. You only have one shot.

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    281. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol I am an american

      Really? From your erudition and grammatical strength I would never have guessed!

    282. Re:Gotta love... by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? I insult Christ, the Buddha, and any other deity you want to throw at me. And often I don't do this to be mean, but to illustrate how silly their followers are. I've even known a Catholic priest who would sit around making fun of the Church all day, and telling pretty damn good Jesus jokes ("what is Jesus' number one fear? ... Beavers.")

      The second you take your self seriously, you deserve all the ridicule in the world.

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    283. Re:Gotta love... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Of course, that was the guy who had the letter from a mother of an autistic child on his website, wishing that a pre-natal test for autism was possible so that she could have aborted the child.

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    284. Re:Gotta love... by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      India and Pakistan have drastically different resource levels and population levels though. So while culture and religion might play a part, I doubt they are the most important aspect. There are many factors that play into the rise of a nation/culture. You've probably read this, but if not, do so, great book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns,_Germs,_and_Steel

      You also need to take into account meddling by other countries. Look around the world. Many of the unstable countries in modern times are countries that have been "regime changed" one or multiple times in the past for various reasons. That leads to distrust, disruption of business, broken ties with foreign business, and usually decades upon decades before any western/modern country would consider investing again.

      Which leads to a poor country, less education, desperate people, acts of violence, regime change, rinse repeat.

    285. Re:Gotta love... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Well, I doubt the cartoonist goes around encouraging the murder of autistic people, like this mother did on George Tiller's website:
      http://aheartbreakingchoice.com/therightthing.html

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    286. Re:Gotta love... by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

      Muslim here

      I love south park, watched every single episode I'd be honored to meet Matt and Trey, I don't feel offended at all by anything Muhammad-related they have done. Free speech is important.

      I won't deny that there are some uncool, crazy or bloodthirsty people who call themselves muslims but they're a negligible percentage of the population.

    287. Re:Gotta love... by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      It's the right-wingers in general that, apparently, are far more likely to get violent...

      There have been plenty of left-wing extremists as well: the Black Panthers, Simbionese Liberation Army, Weathermen Underground, etc. Tendency toward violence is not a left/right thing, it's an asshat/non-asshat thing.

      True... in general. But one difference I've seen is that the Right (especially in the last 10 years) seems to motivate its followers by scaring them. That tends to provoke stronger aggression as a defense against that fear.

      Combine being afraid (or being told you should be very afraid) with a love of guns / self defense / take matters into your own hands, and you can see how the right is generally regarded as more violent in appearance, and sometimes in action.

      In terms of organized funded right/left groups, the numbers might be pretty equal on the violence scale. But in terms of individual citizenry talking points, actions, and appearance, Right seems to be about Might much moreso than the Left.

    288. Re:Gotta love... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Given the brain development argument, and the fact that compassion for those weaker than us is a sign of intelligence, I'd have to ask the question if we can then abort the lives of pro-choicers who use the brain development argument (since using that argument is, to me, a definite sign of an undeveloped brain).

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    289. Re:Gotta love... by WNight · · Score: 1

      First, no. He's a guy. Gods don't exist.

      Second, don't be stupid. This isn't even a real rule, it's just an excuse to thug. (It applies to them, not non-believers, and merely means you're doing it wrong.)

      Third, who the fuck cares if they "respect" me? Do I look like a gang member or prison guard? I haven't threatened to kill them... they could extend that courtesy.

    290. Re:Gotta love... by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah, Muslims don't recognize the Jews as God's Chosen People, and Christians don't recognize each other at the strip club...

      Muslims believe in a line of prophets that included Moses and Jesus, of which Muhammad is the last and greatest. So they beleive the words of Muhammad supercede those of all earlier prophets, although cling pretty tightly to Abrahamic laws, which makes them very similar to the Jews (I believe both were originally Caananites anyway.) Anybody familiar with the Gnostic Gospels might objectively conclude that Christianity HAS been corrupted from it's founders original tenets. Islam has been corrupted to a lesser extent, if only because it hasn't been around as long and it has insisted that study of the Koran be done in the original Arabic, unlike the hundreds of translations that have been done of the Holy Bible. Nevertheless, Muslims continue to kill each other over arguments related to which of Muhammed's sons inherited which responsibilities for preserving the faith. But ultimately, Jews, Christians, and Muslims all worship the God of Abraham. Monotheism was invented by the Jews, and for that I may never forgive them. ;-)

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      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    291. Re:Gotta love... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Actually when Christians were running around burning old women and jews in Europe, the Muslims were being scholars, and living in harmony with their Jewish and Christian neighbors. Much of our modern science came from the Muslims, and they basically kept most of the Greek wisdom alive (the stuff the Christians didn't burn) while Christian Europe was a completely illiterate, ignorant hole. the Christians only emerged from it thanks to Muslim trade bringing an influx of lost knowledge and art to Europe.

      Its kind of funny, actually, both religions changed places rather recently, in roughly the last 400 years. Much of the Muslim Middle East is exactly where Christian Europe was before the largely Muslim spawned Enlightenment. I wouldn't be surprised if in another 400 years (if indeed there still is much life in the Big 3 monotheisms) they switched places yet again. In modern America you can see the potential seeds for Christians plunging back down the deep hole to ignorance and supreme intolerance.

      Personally I see American-style Christianity dying off. Most of Europe is Christian in name only, most of South America is Catholic. The US might be the last of the non-Catholic Christian nations. I don't find this a tragedy.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    292. Re:Gotta love... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Lastly, I wonder if there is anything you're willing to "kill" for? Because whatever you come up with, short of "nothing", I can turn and make you look like an "extremist". And if you're not willing to kill for anything, then you're just a slave who is just waiting for a master."

      I have my master. The once and future King Jesus Christ, and his servant and Vicar the Pope.

      I'd rather die myself, and go to hell, than kill a human being, or change that relationship.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    293. Re:Gotta love... by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

      Timothy McVeigh David Koresh et al David McMenemy Paul Hill Michael Griffin James Kopp Rev. Michael Bray Clayton Waagner (you get the idea...) ...those peace loving Christians, eh? While it is true that the Rev. John Hagee hasn't yet called for the execution of Matt and Trey, there's plenty of religious hatred to go around. How 'bout we stop singling out this or that religion and admit that the whole lot of them, at least the ones that insist on enforcing their "faith" on the rest of us, are full of shit?

    294. Re:Gotta love... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Have you bothered to read the military history of Islam? I suggest you look into the invasion of Mecca in 624 A.D. Not exactly a man who took mercy upon those who kicked him out.....

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    295. Re:Gotta love... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't kill to protect a grave or a religious building, not even a child's grave.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    296. Re:Gotta love... by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I can depict the vatican burning to the ground in a cartoon and get no more serious reaction than angry letters. Desecrating a grave might get you a picket line and some verbal insults.

      Historical perspective much?
      In this century, yeah, but try those tricks when the RCC still had some clout, boy. You'd be watching your entrails being roasted before you so fast your head would be spinning.

    297. Re:Gotta love... by tigerhawkvok · · Score: 1

      A fetus that early is alive in sense that it is composed of living cells. It is more alive than a virus (in that fetal cells can self-reproduce), and about equally alive with single-celled organisms (in that in the ideal environment it can sustain its functions). A coral is more capable of self-sustenance, though.

      It's not an individual. At that stage of development, identical twins are almost never going to be distinguishable. It has a heretofore unique genetic sequence, but that has no basis in individuality (see identical twins). In the normal course of development it'd be indistinguishable from an arbitrary clone grown in an ideal environment. Basically any (non-hominin, fully developed) animal has a higher claim to individuality than that

      I'm supposed to feel compassion for that? I'm supposed to think murder is ok to protect that? At that stage, when it's not even an individual *in principle*, all my support is for the fully developed human beings around. Whether those considerations are financial, practical, or whimsy, the fully developed individuals whose lives are impacted are the ones with the right to decide, regardless of anyone's appeal-to-emotion.

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    298. Re:Gotta love... by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

      Not to downplay the harm that Christianity causes .... but for every one of your dozen Christian terrorist attacks, I can point to a hundred that were conducted by Muslims...

      Erm...., no. You can't.
      Flip the scorebook back a few centuries there, sparky. It's still early in Islam's "at bat", and they have a lot of catching up to do.

    299. Re:Gotta love... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Are you forgetting WWII, the Rape of Nanjing, the Emperor Shinto Cult, Pearl Harbor, etc...? The Japanese definitely had their growing pains, and definitely acted out violently to their neighbors.

      I don't agree with the OPs theory, but you probably picked one of the worst examples against it that is possible.

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    300. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 1

      Nobody said Mohammad was a God. I didn't even say he was a prophet, I said Muslims regard him as their most sacred prophet (try actually reading).

      Why are you using the word "respect" like a "gang member" rather than a rational person? Of course you want respect - respect of your property, rights, dignity.

      Just because something isn't important to you, doesn't mean it isn't important to someone else. As a trivial example, I don't care if you walk across the grass in my garden - but I don't make a habit of wilfully walking on other people's grass.

    301. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. Dr. Tiller was murdered by Scott Roeder.

    302. Re:Gotta love... by Jezza · · Score: 1

      Neither would I, but I wouldn't defile one either. This isn't an "either/or" kind of choice, they are both immoral (and yes, taking a life is worse).

    303. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bearing in mind of course that the majority of late-term abortions Tiller was performing were for fetuses with severe birth defects and they wouldn't have ended up in orphanages, but in hospitals for their short, painful lives. Many of those who would have ended up in orphanages would have been there not because their mothers would have abandoned them, but because they would have been dead. Yes, mothers can get abortions just because they don't want to have a baby, but other times it's for a valid medical reason. The ones you're talking about are, in fact, from the group that are only performed with valid medical reasons.
      As for severing all ties with anyone who has had an abortion, do you mean anyone who has had an abortion period, or anyone who has had an abortion just because they didn't want to have a baby. I'm just curious what your reaction would be if you found out that someone you knew had an abortion when she was 9 years old, for example? Or what if she discovered that her baby was going to be born with Tay-Sachs disease and therefore was doomed to die an infant in pain and suffering? Please do answer if you read this, I really am curious if you're at all a realist or if you're just another of these religious nuts who honestly believes that bad things only happen to bad people.

    304. Re:Gotta love... by mathx314 · · Score: 1

      The key phrase in the above post was "very unlikely". Violence perpetrated by Christians in this day and age does happen, but is significantly rarer than violence by Muslims.

    305. Re:Gotta love... by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1

      You make a good point in that it was one of the events to allow freedom of religion in Vietnam.

      I took your statement "nobody can have any amount of power over you" as implying no external occurrences could cause a person to react to them. Sorry.

      I do note the irony of Kennedy, a Catholic, backing Buddhists against a fellow Catholic, Diem.

      I also note that (at least according to wiki) "Instances of self-immolations in Vietnam had been recorded for centuries, usually carried out to honor Gautama Buddha."

      So some monks at least have done it for (worshiping) a man, and not for some 'greater good'

    306. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No different than a law that allows babies to be killed (i.e. popular for some and sickening to others). Tiller broke the law killing the abortion doctor. Abolishionists (i.e. white men who abhorred slavery) broke the law killing other white men who owned slaves.

      That was the equivalence I was trying to make. You helped me make my point because you can understand the emotions somebody like Tiller could have.

      You call slavery an invalid law (I happen to agree wholeheartedly), but the facts are you could go to jail for interfering with slaveowners' "rights" back then.

      I find abortion to be just as egregious as slavery.

    307. Re:Gotta love... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      That,s right, controlled experiments! You've got the right idea, but you'll need to find other volunteers.

      It's irrelevant anyway, since the video clearly shows that his claim was wrong. It's just another "miracle" being reported by an idiot - a phenomenon which we've seen countless times throughout history.

    308. Re:Gotta love... by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose the person who modded me down would care to actually present his beliefs, instead of simply labeling me as a troll?

    309. Re:Gotta love... by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      Your Gnostic Gospels point is completely wrong.
      1. The Da Vinci code is a work of fiction, and not even a very good one.
      2. The canonical gospels were written between 60 and 90 AD according to most scholars. The Gnostic gospels came later, around the 200-300AD mark.
      3. They were considered heresy at the time by the rest of the Church.

      You could argue that Christianity has changed since the early church (compare Acts with today). I'd say corrupted is too strong a term. Some change is for the better - the early church was making up the organisational aspects of the religion as they went.

    310. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, so how about I kill you?

    311. Re:Gotta love... by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      Not willing to put your name to your comment? Most people you describe as "left-wing radicals" aren't anti-Israel. They are pro-justice and pro-peace. They are for Palestinians getting a fair treatment from the UN and the USA instead of the status quo which is Israel getting preferential treatment from the USA, UK and their allies. Obama's recentish condemnation of settlement construction is a first step towards a more balanced approach toward the middle east instead of the historical "Israel can do no wrong" bias.

    312. Re:Gotta love... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      The early church met in family homes and women played on important part of the religion. It wasn't until later that the Catholic Church became more patriarchical and denied roles to women. You are correct about The Da Vinci Code and the Gnostic Gospels. My point was that the words of prophets always get modified by the priestly caste to further their own agenda. The Gnostic Gospels were a poor example to illustrate this.

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    313. Re:Gotta love... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Huh? To quote Wikipedia: Muhammad acted generously to the Meccans, demanding only that the pagan idols around the Kaaba be destroyed. Abu Sufyan converted to Islam and Muhammad announced "Who enters the house of Abu Sufyan will be safe, who lays down arms will be safe, who locks his door will be safe". I'm not sure how this illustrates your point... are you being sarcastic?

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    314. Re:Gotta love... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Well, you should be modded up as informative. :-)

      I have the name backward in my above post.

      It's tragic that Dr Tiller was murdered. My point was, even tho I disagree with Scott Roeder's action, I can understand the logic. I can't comprehend the logic for killing someone over a cartoon.

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    315. Re:Gotta love... by adolf · · Score: 1

      I think Muslims can be a silly bunch. And I think all this noise about Muhammad is a joke.

      In fact, here's a picture of him, just to illustrate how silly this all is:

      O O
        *
      \_/

    316. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Muslim world was modernized before mongols destroyed Baghdad in 1200. After the destruction the extremists took power and rejected new technology. For example printing press was not adapted because it is a christian invention. This kinds of silly decision made muslims in backward position.

    317. Re:Gotta love... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      I am interested by these sources and will be looking into them more deeply in the near future and as time goes on. I am curious about the context of the polls, but aside from that it is clear that your point is pretty well made.

    318. Re:Gotta love... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, let's pretend the abortion debate is restricted to babies with extremely severe birth defects. Then we can approve what would otherwise clearly be murder without feeling bad.

      In holland, a full 1/3 of pregnancies is aborted under their legislation (that's not counting early-term abortions and "abortion pill" abortions, that would make it more than 2/3 of all babies). Are you seriously suggesting all these babies have birth defects ? Even when medical care was basically nonexistent in America there were only between 12 and 15% babies with defects (and that's including diseases, not just birth defects). I doubt the Dutch have worse genes than we do.

      If you truly believe people are better off dead than severely ill, then why limit it to babies ? Let's just kill anyone with a disease serious enough to warrant 10.000$ in treatment costs, no ? Just kill anyone diagnosed with that Tay-Sachs disease. It'd fix our medical cost problem overnight.

      Let's also kill all the long term unemployed, oh and anyone over 60.

      Oh right you should only kill people whose complaints are not heard. Sorry I forgot the basic policy. That's what you're actually arguing for ... that one gets to kill (for comfort, or for any reason at all) anyone who can't make him/herself heard.

    319. Re:Gotta love... by joelleo · · Score: 1

      "Of course, that would sound a bit like flamebait itself"

      Moderation +4

          70% Interesting

          30% Informative
      Extra 'Interesting'

      So do not worry, /. do not see you as a flamebait. Right?

      "maybe its time to grow some thicker skin"

      It has little to do with feelings ("skin"), the retribution for the attacks against the Prophet, sal Allahu 'alaihi wa sallam, is part of my religion. Every religion has a sacred part that has to be defended, Islam has it too and part of the reason Islam being taken seriously is the willingness of many followers to follow the Islamic rulings strictly.

      emphasis added.

      This is the core of the issue. Extremist islamists believe everything that is mildly against their tenets to be an attack. Do you really think the authors of southpark are out to destroy islam? Christianity? Anything else they've lampooned?

      Re-read Sura 42, titled Counsel. Line 6 "Had God so pleased, He had made them one people and of one creed." Line 47 "But if they turn aside from thee, yet We have not sent thee to be their guardian' Tis thine but to preach."

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    320. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny you mention the "move into the 21st century with the rest of us" bit. I've been taking a seminar on terrorism and one (of the many) reasons the middle east and (some of) the Muslims that inhabit it are so prone to violence is because they've had considerably less time to modernize. Europe and America had hundreds of years to turn from an agrarian society into a modern one. The middle eastern world has had considerably less time, and yet they still have access to all the AK-47s they can imagine. The modernization of the western world was not a clean process, but we had a lot of time to do it. Now we expect the same of all these random goat herders, but they don't want to drop their farm and start working in a cubicle and watching comedy central. This isn't the only reason for terrorism, but its something to ponder anyway.

      Perhaps all those happy "goat herders" indeed want to watch Comedy Central and work in a cubicle; or perhaps they'd love to have enough time to publish their ignorance on slashdot; or live a peaceful live in pursuit of their own little happyness. Unluckily, they just can't because they're frickin' poor, live in harsh environments and are subject to generations of evildoings. Basic wealth is a prerequisite for development and having no perspective and nothing to lose is the real cause of terrorism and extremist societies.

      It's a sad thing you were modded interesting.

    321. Re:Gotta love... by LienRag · · Score: 1

      I think the real problem is that "violent christian extremists" are (rightfully) characterized as extreme right militia-like hate groups, whether "violent muslim extremists" are depicted as "muslim extremists"...

    322. Re:Gotta love... by 4phun · · Score: 1

      Don't the TV weather men in Saudi Arabia predict the future weather?

    323. Re:Gotta love... by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Find and listen to or read The Dust Will Never Settle Down, it has more depth than your citing Qur'an out of context.

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    324. Re:Gotta love... by zigmeister · · Score: 1

      I think it was slightly more nuanced than that. Ok it's been a while since my last history class on this (over 5 years) but here it goes: When the Roman Empire split up, two main geographies were created. The West and the East. The dividing line was pretty much were Latin was the primary language, versus were Greek was the primary language. The east remained the official DNA descendant of Rome, since the seat of the empire had been moved there a while ago, as The Eastern Roman Empire, with the capitol as Constantinople (now Istanbul). The West went through a lot of shit, to be frank. But eventually it was for the most part consolidated as The Holy Roman Empire. Originally this was situated in Gaul (France) but eventually the seat moved over to the German/Austrian/Luxembourg area and France split off on her own.

      Okay, so then the East (who has had problems with the Persians, now Iran, since before the Empire fell) is facing a huge, no MASSIVE, threat from the Turks. They had just lost ~50,000 heavily armed knights in the field, and along with them their breadbasket and a good recruiting territory. Probably taking about 1/3 to 1/2 their potential recruits. If your the Eastern Roman Emperor, right now, you know you're fucked. So what do you do?

      Well the East and the West haven't been the best of buddies since the Empire split (the Schism and all that jazz) but they're on speaking terms and they still view each other as part of the same "society." That's important, they viewed each other much like modern Europe views members of the EU, or the US views NATO members, we get in very hotly worded arguments, but if one of us gets attacked we go help out. So the East asked the West (namely the Vatican) for help. The Vatican responded by appealing to France, England and the HRE. It's important that he went to the HRE because they were seen as the closest DNA link to the ERE seen as they were both descendents of the same empire. And the West responded by sending troops to help defend the East. Supposedly.

      The actual response was drawn out over several hundred years and shouldn't have been. Also the West wound up sacking Constantinople (the city they were supposed to save) and couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag by the time they got to the Holy Land. The Holy Land was also viewed at the time as part of this "society" that they were going to protect, or at the very least strategically vital to doing that. So it wasn't like simply marching to China or something. And when they got there it wasn't a genocide or something, It was a war, and shit happens during wars, but it certainly wasn't anything approaching ethnic or religious cleansing. That's the short and probably butchered version.

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    325. Re:Gotta love... by rapierian · · Score: 1

      It's true that Muslims had a higher level of civilization during the middle ages. That doesn't mean they were peaceful though - Eastern Europe, Moorish Spain, their history is all about Muslim conquest after the Roman Empire fell, much of that conquest during the middle ages.

    326. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a funny thing, ages. They're different for each civilization, each country. So tell me, when was the Industrial Revolution for the Middle East? Take a real hard look at the technology that is employed there. How much of it is local, and how much of it is effectively hand-me-downs from its neighbors (such as Russia, China, and so on)?

      There is a reason the "old ways" and the "modern ways" are clashing in the Middle East and it most definitely is a factor in why there are so many problems in that area. The bigotry in the US against non-whites and homosexuals is nothing compared to the violence coming from the clash of ideas. As he said, the Middle East has had far, far less time to adjust. In many cases advanced technology has just been handed out without the discipline to use it (somewhat) responsibly. That is always a problem, and we're seeing why in the Middle East and parts of Africa.

    327. Re:Gotta love... by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      I've seen the church help the homeless, the down on their luck. I've seen them talk people through the most difficult times in their life.

      I've seen that too, and the goal generally seems to be to bring those people to the church, helping them is marketing. I'll be more impressed when I find out about a church that goes out and just sets up a stand that says "Free food for the homeless" and doesn't mention their religion, or even that they're a church, and just helps people for the sake of helping them.

      Maybe your step-father actually does this, I don't know, but if he does that makes him an exception, not the rule.

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      Some bring out the best in others, some the worst. Some bring out far more.
    328. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      Well, Buddhism is non-dualistic, meaning there is no 'internal' or 'external.' And it's a subtle difference, but no occurrence can cause someone in the enlightened state (known to psychology as the 'flow' state) to react. It can cause them to act. A reaction is like a reflex or habit. An action is spontaneous. That's my understanding.

      Hmmm, I don't think Buddha would be too impressed with people immolating themselves just to honor him. But Buddhism, like any religion (and we'll call it that for the sake of argument), attracts some whackos. Self-immolation to honor Buddha is, IMHO, ego glorification, and runs counter to everything Buddha taught.

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    329. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Obviously you aren't into reading what you're posting. Scott Reoder doesn't fall into any of the above categories...if the lifestyle doesn't fit the tenets of a belief, than you can't really call that person a 'believer', associated with the 'religion'.

    330. Re:Gotta love... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Basically the WHOLE of the middle ages were all about conquest. Name one religion, ethnicity, or culture, that wasn't trying their damnest to expand and squeeze out all other religions, ethnicities, and cultures at the time.

      The Muslim's, though, were on the whole more tolerant than the Christians at the time, though. Yes, being conquered sucks, but afterwards they would often let the conquered people coexist within their cities (albeit as second class citizens), where most of the Christian groups adopted more of a scorched earth policy towards diversity. Hell, the Christians, at that time, wouldn't even tolerate other Christian groups to live among them, for the most part.

      Yes, they were being asshats, but they at least were highly educated, philosophical, somewhat tolerant asshats, surrounded by a sea of far greater, ignorant, xenophobic asshats.

      Every religion has been responsible for something heinous, and at some point of time was nothing more than aggressive barbarians. Even Buddhism managed to collect a couple atrocities. You can take this either as a statement about the nature of religion, or a statement about human nature.

      I find these religious pissing contests to be humorous though. Every religion, culture, or group is capable of equally great atrocities. No religion is really safe from a potential mob-mentality taking over. Every religion has "peace" written somewhere in their scriptures, and every religion has a group of followers who decided to ignore, or reinterpret, that bit.

      I find this more a function of time and culture, than of the nature of the religion itself. If circumstances were right, the Christians could easily decent back into violent ignorance again, and the Muslims back into a scholarly faith.

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    331. Re:Gotta love... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I'm curious as to why you'd expected the results to be different. As noted elsewhere in comments to this story, the problem with modern Islam is that it hadn't yet gone through the same "de-fanging" process which Christianity previously underwent during the Enlightenment. As such, there is a prevalence of literalism, active religious intervention into politics, and so on - and this, of course, affects the cultures of societies in which Islam takes an important place, and, consequently, also families of immigrants from those countries.

    332. Re:Gotta love... by rapierian · · Score: 1

      Again, I'm not claiming Christianity wasn't as violent as anything else during the middle ages, and even more violent than many - and it probably is more of a statement about human nature than anything else. And I'm not trying to say that Christianity is superior to the other religions. My only point here is that while pretty much all of the other religions grew up in the past couple hundred years and figured out how to be tolerant of other cultures and religions, Muslims are still massacring each other and everyone else around the world, launching wars of religious conquest, enslaving, raping, and pillaging throughout Africa and southeast Asia, and in general not acting too different than they did throughout the whole middle ages. And very few Muslim organizations actually stand up and condemn so many of these atrocities that are being committed, in the name of their religion - while just about every other religion condemns the few instances of bad apples they get in their mix.

      Sure, if the SHTF maybe some of the other religions would revert to more thuggish behavior, but right now Islam is the only religion I see taking hits out on people, and I just find it absolutely retarded when people try and spout politically correct moral equivalency crap about how because a handful of abortion doctors were murdered and Christianity waged religious wars a thousand years ago it's just as bad. It's utter bullcrap, and I'll call it when I see it. I would do the same if I saw someone say similar about Buddhism or Hinduism, but they're not the politically correct religion to bash.

    333. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      What's miraculous about it? It isn't a miracle, it is simple self control, anyone could learn to do it. With practice, you can learn to isolate your consciousness from your sensory inputs. This isn't ESP or psychokinesis or anything weird or supernatural at all.

      I'm actually really curious now as to why this story makes you react the way it does. You seem to be actually angry about this simple, natural, human phenomenon. And when I ask you about it, you don't respond. Weird. Did a Buddhist monk beat you up when you were a kid or something?

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    334. Re:Gotta love... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      And I just find it absolutely retarded when people try and spout politically correct moral equivalency crap about how because a handful of abortion doctors were murdered and Christianity waged religious wars a thousand years ago it's just as bad.

      I agree with this. Though I think many people pull the "oh yeah, Christians did bad things too" card to highlight the fact that Christians aren't innately special, to keep some Christians from becoming too big for their britches.

      Obviously there isn't much equivalence between 9/11 (for example) and killing an abortion doctor, outside of the obvious element of zealotry and murder for mere subjective ideals. One is clearly worse than the other, but both are still heinous and inexcusable. People bring up the connection to show that Christian are still capable of being evil, so they shouldn't be too quick to judge (or be, pardon the expression,be holier than thou).

      All groups should realize that the tendency to evil isn't hidden that deep, and just because you apply a certain label to yourself, you are not inoculated against senseless violence and intolerance.

      That said, a majority of Muslims are not violent, and a majority of Christians frown upon killing abortion doctors. As is always the case, the vocal, and violent, minority is over-represented in our awareness. There still is a sizable Muslim population endorsing peace, and the majority of them (like the majority of all large cultural groups) are too busy trying to survive and support their families to care much.

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    335. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Training to separate yourself mentally from your body (specifically, from pain) is a core counter-interrogation technique that's been in use by the US for years now. I find it odd that c6gunner, a military man himself, wouldn't know about this. It's pretty common knowledge, and not specific to the realm of Buddhism.

    336. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      He's Canadian military. Seeing as how the Canadian military never puts itself into harm's way, no Canadian will ever be captured, and thus, they have no need to learn these techniques.

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    337. Re:Gotta love... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Judiasm, Christianity, and Islam are all insults to my faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! In addition, I am prepared to issue a fatwa against anyone who disagrees with me on the marinara vs. alfredo sauce issue! And I'll kill anyone who claims emacs is better than vi!!!

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      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    338. Re:Gotta love... by rapierian · · Score: 1

      I realize a majority of Muslims are not violent. My problem with the Muslim community as a whole is that while Christians come out and protest when violence is committed in their name (such as with Abortion doctor killings), and make it known that such behavior is NOT acceptable behavior to most of them, the Muslim community very rarely condemns the violent behavior that comes from their ranks. Instead, they almost always deflect away, usually blaming Israel. Hamas and Fatah both atrociously use terrorism, human shields, and other non-acceptable behaviors as they fight, but the behavior also extends to the radical sexism Muslim countries display so frequently: honor killings, locking women and girls into burning buildings because they're not completely covered, caning women for sexual immorality because four male witnesses can't step forward to verify that it was rape...it's just awful.

      I'm not saying the majority of Muslims explicitly support these behaviors, but the fact that cartoons about Allah and Mohammed are able to get so many of them protesting and even rioting because they see it as offensive and reflecting badly on Islam, while these disgusting sex crimes, war crimes, and absolutely unjustifiable terrorist behaviors committed by other Muslims in the name of their religion can occur without mention is absurdly hypocritical and shows at least a tacit willingness to look the other way for so many of these behaviors.

    339. Re:Gotta love... by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      exactly.

    340. Re:Gotta love... by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      Really, I should've said "In today's political climate, it's the right-wingers in general that...".

      It turns out the Council on Foreign Relations think-tank pretty much agrees with that assessment.

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    341. Re:Gotta love... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the 45 Meccans he killed *first*? Or the army he raised before he returned to Mecca?

      I can't see Jesus Christ, guy who yelled at his "rock on whom I shall build my church" for using a sword, leading an army. Can you?

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    342. Re:Gotta love... by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Many of the countries in the Middle East are controlled by dictators or the equivalent of dictators. Doesn't seem to work so 'well' for them.

      Which implies to me that they simply don't care.

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      XML is a known as a key material required to create SMD: Software of Mass Destruction
    343. Re:Gotta love... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Like I said, my experience with muslims is not aligned with this data. But I think you might be a bit deluded when you say that Christianity is defanged -- in reality hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of Christians in the US are in support of our wars no more than the simple killing of Muslims for that fact alone. In reality, many Christians are just as hateful, militant, and in support of killing others as these muslims in these polls. If you don't see it, its likely you're christian and blind to criticism and reality. To the agnostic, it is quite clear.

    344. Re:Gotta love... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Like I said, my experience with muslims is not aligned with this data.

      Such experience tends to be biased by region.

      For example, my home country is Russia, where a significant percentage of population (15-20%, depending on who you ask) is Muslim. However, most of them are very moderate, largely because they have historically been living as minorities under Christian rule - so any violent fundamentalism would be rapidly suppressed. One of my grandfathers is a Tatar Muslim, in fact (and his father was imam) - yet my father didn't get any significant religious indoctrination in his birth, and is an atheist.

      Also, most educated Muslims who reside - temporary or permanently - in western countries seem to be moderate-to-reformist. I've known a few personally.

      Like I said, my experience with muslims is not aligned with this data. But I think you might be a bit deluded when you say that Christianity is defanged -- in reality hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of Christians in the US are in support of our wars no more than the simple killing of Muslims for that fact alone.

      If their support for wars was truly backed by this, then surely there'd be widespread beatings and lynchings of Muslims in U.S. as well?

      I think the real story is more complex. Americans were fed an elaborate story of "evil terrorists bent on destroying their glorious homeland of the free and the brave" - some parts of which are true (terrorists are there, after all), and some are wholesale propaganda. The people who concocted the story have certainly masterfully played on xenophobia inherent in any human culture, and Islam was an aspect of that, but not the only one, and not the most important one.

      To give a more specific example, even the worst war hawks in U.S. don't call for mass slaughter of Muslim civilian population - whenever civilian casualties happen, they instead try to pretend that those weren't really civilians. You do occasionally hear rallying cries to "turn the whole of Middle East into one big glass parking lot", but this comes from really fringe groups, who haven't, so far, acted on any of their hateful rhetoric.

      In any case, U.S. is one of the worst countries in the West in terms of mingling of religion and governance - the recent tide against gay marriage and abortion is a good example - but it's still a far cry from e.g. the law of the land in Afghanistan (in "liberated" Afghanistan, I must add, not under Taliban!) by which apostasy from Islam is punished by death - and similar laws are in existence in many other countries in which Islam is the official state religion (because, well, Shari'a mandates death penalty for apostates).

      Outside U.S., Christianity is mostly tamed. Okay, so one other notable exception would be Ireland, and one could argue about some Eastern European states (Poland, Romania, Greece would be the ones to look at), but elsewhere, it is simply not a strong force affecting laws and established customs of modern Western society.

      In reality, many Christians are just as hateful, militant, and in support of killing others as these muslims in these polls.

      As my post earlier in this thread pointed out, the issue here is that there still seems to be significanly "more many" Muslims than Christians.

      If you don't see it, its likely you're christian and blind to criticism and reality. To the agnostic, it is quite clear.

      I'm an atheist, and I'm happy to reside in a place where "no religion" is the single largest denomination.

      I would also add that, to an agnostic, it should be quite clear that, at this time period, it would be much easier for him to live in a Christian state - even one like U.S. or Ireland - than it is to live in vast majority of Islamic states.

    345. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [quote]Unless they were travelling considerably faster across the universe than Europe, I'd say they had the same amount of time.[/quote]
      Hmm... What about the relativistic effects of being closer to equator than Europe?

      The surface of the Earth does spin at a higher velocity closer to the equator... So can anyone with a working knowledge of general relativity calculate the time dilation between let's say Germany and Saudi Arabia..? How large a fraction of a second does that amount to during the last four centuries?

    346. Re:Gotta love... by Theswager · · Score: 1

      Tim McVeigh was heavily involved in many extreme right wing Christian enclaves in the central united states. What he did was not 'in the name of Christianity' so to speak, but the political ideology to which he ascribed was heavily motivated by Christian religious views. Some of the militia-type enclaves with which he associated were led by Christian pastors and they encouraged his violent political views explicitly.

    347. Re:Gotta love... by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Islam is not violent, no more than Christianity is. Its peoples twisted interpretation of it that is violent.

      --
      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
    348. Re:Gotta love... by davidbofinger · · Score: 1

      Notice how once you get to a tipping point of around 35-45% Muslim you start getting into such lovely subjects as ethnic cleansing?

      The term "ethnic cleansing" was invented to euphemise maltreatment principally of muslims, not by them.

    349. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, the law "Don't be a sorceror" isn't because they fear *sorcery* it's because they fear OTHER people *believing* someone is a sorceror.

      Basically, its an Anti-Fraud law. Just using a different name.

      If they believed sorcery was possible, do you think anyone in their right mind would oppose it? if I could turn you inside-out using magical powers don't you think they just might think twice about - oh I don't know - being mean to them [put them in jail - or try to kill them] because you know, SORCERY.

      Also ever tried to sneak up on someone who can see the future? (obviously not, but imagine *trying* to).
      You can't do it. If anything you do to them is in their future, theoretically they can be aware of it and again theoretically they could avoid it.
      So they obviously don't believe he can predict the future, but they DO believe he is capable of *convincing* someone he can.
      So they aren't trying to stop him *being a sorceror* they are trying to stop him from *being fraudulent*.

      Geez, some people are so literal and can't reason out a situation.

    350. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iran will have a nuclear weapon in 2 years time.

    351. Re:Gotta love... by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1

      Interesting stuff. Do you happen to know how (biochemically) 'flow' can override the reflex arc?

    352. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it ok to murder someone if they murdered someone else? Is it ok if they murdered two people. What if they murdered hundreds? Is murder ever ok? Is giving someone the death penalty murder? What if someone was going to kill your mother and the only way to stop them was to kill them first, is that murder acceptable? What if who was murdered was not human, is that ok?

      It is a slippery slope... regardless of your religion or lack thereof, extreme or not. Some people need bounds and some people need justification.

    353. Re:Gotta love... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      a little respect for someone's religion might not be too much to ask.

      Why should I respect someone's religion?

      Respect is a two way street, if you want someone to respect you and your beliefs you have to be willing to respect them and their belief.

      I don't give a shit if anybody respects my beliefs. I do give a shit if they try to use violence against me. I don't use violence against those I don't respect (or anybody, for that matter). Why do they think lack of respect should result in violence?

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    354. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Farming is modern?
      You don't believe progress can stall?

    355. Re:Gotta love... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      In both cases you're saying murder is acceptable because your religion says so. That's pretty much textbook religious extremist.

      You don't need religion to tell you that it's wrong to kill babies (viable late-term fetuses). For that, all you need is ethics.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    356. Re:Gotta love... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If you don't understand the equivalence, you might just be a religious extremist.

      If you honestly believe this then youre somehow missing the entire argument and the fact that it IS an argument.

      The ENTIRE POINT of the controversy of abortion isnt whether or not the woman has a right to choose, whatever some people will claim; it boils down to "is it a human or not". If a 21-week old fetus is human, than abortion is murder; I have never met anyone who will claim otherwise and frankly cannot see how you could. You are right that evangelicals tend to be "pro-life", but that in no way means its simply a religious belief.

      Heres where your claim completely breaks down-- this isnt theoretical political satirization, but the termination of a sack of cells that might be human depending on your definition, and-- get this-- no application of the scientific method is going to get rid of the whole problem, because it isnt something youre going to determine through experimentation-- some will claim that "human" is defined by God, while others will say its opinion; and of course this doesnt help the situation.

      Either way, with abortion we are discussing what is literally a question of "potential murder"-- though I realize it seems to be hyperbole, it is in essence where the disagreement lies. The cartoons are on the other hand NOT a life and death matter by any stretch of the imagination, unless of course some people choose to escalate it to such.

    357. Re:Gotta love... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      It's irrelevant anyway, since the video clearly shows that his claim was wrong.

      No. No, it doesn't at all. Quite the opposite.

    358. Re:Gotta love... by aevan · · Score: 1

      Hmm..but isn't that the point? RCC had that power 'stripped' from it, with an attempt at safeguards to prevent it from regaining it. Why should another religion be allowed (or made allowances for attempting) to take its place in dictating policy and interfering with non-believers' actions?

    359. Re:Gotta love... by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      Tendency toward violence is not a left/right thing

      Absolutely. Really, I should've said "In today's political climate, it's the right-wingers in general that...". I certainly didn't mean to cast aspersions upon *all* right-wingers. But they are *currently* housing (and, I would argue, encouraging) a kernel of extremism within their ranks.

      And the highest-ranking members of the left are endorsing stuff like this. He was Obama's nominee for "Green Jobs Adviser".

      As GP said, this isn't a left/right thing. No one party is housing or encouraging. There be asshats everywhere.

    360. Re:Gotta love... by WNight · · Score: 1

      Nobody said Mohammad was a God. I didn't even say he was a prophet, I said Muslims regard him as their most sacred prophet

      No, you said For Muslims Mohammad isn't "a guy", he is [...]. As if because I like my dad he's suddenly not "a guy" anymore. He is - he's just one who is special to me.

      When people say things like that it's usually misdirection - as if "just a guy" should be treated worse because nobody thinks he's attached to a god.

      Why are you using the word "respect" like a "gang member" rather than a rational person?

      I'm not, you are. That was why I brought it up thusly. I'll explain...

      Of course you want respect - respect of your property, rights, dignity.

      Nope. Don't give a shit. I don't care if you think of me as a stupid LARPer, or a fat geek, or whining 'net loser, or whatever. I'd have to respect your worthiness to judge me before your opinion (your choice to respect me or not) mattered.

      I require your noninterference but that's not respect. I don't care if you like it, or me, or think I have good reasons for what I do or ask, I merely demand that you stand back and let me do my thing (to the point where it would reasonably also become your thing).

      I know you can play word games with respect, such as saying you respect the danger of a knife or a tiger, but I'm using it in the standard meaning where you'd say "I respect Athlete X's perseverance", or "researcher Y's ethics". "These" (random) people know nothing about me so they couldn't possibly have anything to respect yet.

      To demand "respect" is either code for demanding fearful compliance, or to demand that others treat an idea as above reproach - obviously ridiculous as we can see that all useful knowledge comes from testing what we know, not trusting blindly. When respect is demanded it's never real respect that's wanted.

      As I am not a gang member or prison guard as I pointed out, or a censor, I do not demand "respect".

      Just because something isn't important to you, doesn't mean it isn't important to someone else.

      Looking for the obviousness award?

      Of course it doesn't. But the sanctity of fictional characters is ridiculous and that's what this supposed ban on publication of images of Mo is based on. No matter how important Santa/Tooth Fairy/religion is to you, it's also a ridiculous children's story.

      I don't have to respect something to agree that people should be free to do it...

    361. Re:Gotta love... by WNight · · Score: 1

      Tiller broke the law [...] Abolishionists broke the law [...] That was the equivalence I was trying to make.

      Are you the person I replied to? It's a bit unclear which makes your comments unclear, are you agreeing or disagreeing initially?

      You helped me make my point because you can understand the emotions somebody like Tiller could have.

      I'm guessing you're the AC from earlier.

      Of course I can understand what someone "like Tiller" (from what I understand) would be feeling - like a great injustice was going on and he had to stop it because nobody else would. I imagine it's the same feeling, right or wrong, if you're trying to stop Hitler or that damn Teletubby who's making you gay.

      You call slavery an invalid law

      Not quite. I call any state that practices slavery (or reserves the right to for a draft or such) invalid. All its laws are invalid if it is.

      the facts are you could go to jail for interfering with slaveowners' "rights" back then.

      When invalid governments run "jails" we call them gulags and death camps.

      And yes, you could. You could also be sent to them for NOT offing a Hitler soon enough...

      I find abortion to be just as egregious as slavery. No different than a law that allows babies to be killed

      Abortion is a wide range of operations, from the murder of a -1 day-old baby (icky) to the removal of a 1-day old barely fertilized egg as with the morning-after pill.

      I don't hold that every sperm is sacred, which I pretty much would have to to think that it became sacred the nanosecond it touched an egg... But obviously we treat babies (people) as sacred and something that's very nearly a baby is very nearly sacred.

      Whenever someone lumps it all, medically necessary or early-term rape abortions with late-term glamor-preserving abortions, etc, it's a pretty good indicator they've got a politically expedient view, not a useful one.

    362. Re:Gotta love... by sglines · · Score: 1

      Are you nuts? As much as I despise Christian Extremists they didn't drive three airplanes into buildings, they didn't murder 3000 Americans. Islamic extremists want a religious war. They firmly believe they will win any such war just as firmly as Fundamentalist Christians and hyper Orthodox Jews believe that the same God is on their side. Since it's the exact same God I'm hoping * (whatever his/her/its name is) will start bitch slapping these idiots.

    363. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      In Buddhist psychology, (as I remember it) sense impressions enter the sense gates, are pre-judged on past experiences, rise to the level of consciousness, the consciousness chooses how to judge and act, and this creates future attachments or 'karma'. The flow state does not override this arc, it merely creates more space in the conscious moment.

      When emotions are highly activate, the consciousness is partially shut down. With emotional responses continually pulling at you, you can not think as clearly. The neo-cortex is an add on, in emergencies it gets overridden by the lower brain's emotional circuitry, which is an evolutionarily tried and true analog computer.

      So the flow state isn't about overriding the reflex arc. It is about removing an override that is almost always present to some degree. IMHO.

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    364. Re:Gotta love... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Most people you describe as "left-wing radicals" aren't anti-Israel.

      I'm sorry to get dragged onto this tangent, but most of the "left-wing radicals" who claim Israel has committed genocide and call its pre-1967 borders an "occupation" of "Palestinian land" are either Arab/Islamist radicals (exactly as I said) or anti-Semites (because they assume that Jews lack rights Arabs have).

      We're all in favor of the two-state solution here, but the Left has a cancerous colony of people demanding the one-state Arab conquest in the name of "peace". It's about time these unjust, un-peaceful racists were kicked out of our wing.

    365. Re:Gotta love... by makomk · · Score: 1

      Europe, on the other hand, mostly has the lower-class, redneck-equivalent muslim immigrants. They're bad people. They value their religion above everything else.

      Except that's, y'know, not true. There's a class difference once they get there, but that has more to do with the countries' treatment of immigrants than anything else. (Likewise, it's the second-generation Muslim immigrants - the ones born here - that all the security services worry are potential terrorists.)

    366. Re:Gotta love... by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      No, this is because it's very easy to get to Western Europe from their home countries (it's all land - no Visa or Greencard needed, getting into the US from outside the continent is pretty hard).

      Add the facts that the social systems in Germany and similar countries will basically cover you in free money once you get there, even if you're an illegal immigrant, which is a very stark contrast to the US policy of shooting illegals that try to cross the border.

      The comment about second-generation muslims is of course true, but the one thing that's worse then them are people that converted to Islam.

    367. Re:Gotta love... by makomk · · Score: 1

      Yes, some christian leaders were pleased with what he did but none of them publicly applauded his actions.

      None of them publicly applauded his actions in so many words, yes, because they're cleverer than that. Instead, they went on about how they couldn't possibly condone such an act, but wasn't it a great thing that someone murdered the evil fetus-killer, wink-wink nudge-nudge. Also, take a look at where Scott Roeder got the information he needed to carry out his murder sometime... he's far from an isolated nut.

    368. Re:Gotta love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you point one out he'll soon be un-findable too.

      But his organs will be found inside of wealthy foreign customers a moment later.

    369. Re:Gotta love... by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps tithing to the local churches is the reason people hate taxes so much? Perhaps the money the churches didn't pay in taxes could have been used to feed the poor? And surely you're aware that feeding the poor and helping the homeless is certainly not something the evil bronze age deity from the bible would be interested in.

      Those goals are entirely human ones. And I without the churches, people would organize and do the very same things without having to pretend there's some all knowing all powerful deity that wants them to do it.

      There's no question that churches do this. And studies show that religious people give more to charities and so forth. You definitely have that right.

      I just think it's an invisible tax (on believers and nonbelievers alike) and the cost of people choosing to have faith is just to high.

      --
      Imagine if you weren't allowed to use roads because a bus company complained about your driving 3 times. --skunkpussy
    370. Re:Gotta love... by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      Thanks for nothing. Not only does that article not provide the toxicology report, but it doesn't even have a link to the video. You're about as useful as tits on a nun.

      I'm assuming you have two working hands. If I'm not mistaken and you're not suffering from some sort of disability that inhibits you from using your fingers to type URLs, you may instead wish to start here. There is a video of the self-immolation (parts of it) on Youtube.

      However, I suspect you're unlikely to bother looking for these things yourself. You seem to doubt that a Buddhist would've done the sort of thing he did, much less assuming he did it in any rational frame of mind not himself under the influence of some sort of illegal substance.

      --
      He who has no .plan has small finger. ~ Confucius on UNIX
    371. Re:Gotta love... by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      I'm actually really curious now as to why this story makes you react the way it does. You seem to be actually angry about this simple, natural, human phenomenon. And when I ask you about it, you don't respond. Weird. Did a Buddhist monk beat you up when you were a kid or something?

      I lol'd.

      What bothers me, spun, is that there are people like this c6gunner individual who actively wish to disbelieve well documented events took place. Perhaps he's the sort who immediately assumes that if something occurred prior to his birth or without his immediate knowledge, it didn't exist.

      I'm also assuming he believes humans are incapable of tolerating intense pain without being influenced by exotic substances. I wonder what his reaction would be to studies that indicate some humans actually find pain euphoric? It's puzzling.

      --
      He who has no .plan has small finger. ~ Confucius on UNIX
    372. Re:Gotta love... by spun · · Score: 1

      Only a few people constantly revise their world view based on new experiences. Most people settle for a static world view and edit their reality to fit it. You'll notice that when the ridiculousness of his position was pointed out, he disappeared. At this point, he has more than likely blocked it all out of his memory. This conversation never even happened.

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  19. They couldn't want anything more by Kashell · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is exactly the reaction that Trey Parker and Matt Stone were looking for.

    If you watch the episode, the members of South Park conclude that the only way to _NOT OFFEND_ Muslims is to put him in a bear suit.

    Unfortunately, it looks like in the real world, the Muslims are even more crazy than South Park has depicted them to be. It shows exactly how wacko the muslim community is.

    It's similar to the Scientology episode...except, they didn't actually get sued by Scientologists. I daresay, that Scientologists are more sane in this regard than Muslims.

    1. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Scientology episode...except, they didn't actually get sued by Scientologists. I daresay, that Scientologists are more sane in this regard than Muslims.

      That fundi Muslims got bent out of shape doesn't surprise me; but Scientology not suing does surprise me.

    2. Re:They couldn't want anything more by sc0p3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Always remember when the media portrays this sort of threat it is the extremists. There is nothing wrong with 95% of Islam followers - just like there is nothing wrong with 95% of Christianity, its the 5% of Christians/Muslims that blow up buildings. Just like its the 5% of Atheists, 5% of NRA members, etc.. that blow up buildings! Its got little to do with the religion, and more about the people

      Without remembering they are extremists we end up with huge societal prejudices (in times past; slavery, racism) and the death of what makes America great - in effect turning America from an open, freedom-loving-country, into exactly what you despise about the Muslims!

    3. Re:They couldn't want anything more by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      That fundi Muslims got bent out of shape doesn't surprise me; but Scientology not suing does surprise me.

      Scientology is very much in tune with PR and it makes a big effort to bring media figures over to its side. They are mostly concerned with people that can materially threaten them either through testimony about their "tech" or their internal practices. I think they know enough to realize that bothering to sue a show that does satire will simply put them in a bad light for no appreciable gain.

      Their legal strategy may seem vindictive and out of control to an outsider, but it is anything but that. They're possessed of rational clarity in a manner that only the completely clued-in high priests of a completely fabricated religion can be.

    4. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's because the Scientologists don't cut people's heads off of their necks when their deity is ridiculed. Muslim extremists are known to do that."

    5. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, did I just see a post on /. saying "Scientologists are more sane in this regard than Muslims". When people are measuring your sanity bar against Scientologists, and you fall short of that mark....that's almost as bad a being called fat by Jabba the Hut.

    6. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it looks like in the real world, the Muslims are even more crazy than South Park has depicted them to be. It shows exactly how wacko the muslim community is.

      Yes, you're absolutely right. A web site named "revolutionmuslim.com" clearly represents the views of all muslims.

      Similarly, you, clearly, illustrate that the entire Slashdot community is composed of ignorant, prejudiced assholes.

    7. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They got sued in the UK.

    8. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5% of Atheists

      A gross exaggeration. Actually, the fraction of atheists who commit ANY crime is drastically lower than the major religions.

    9. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except, they didn't actually get sued by Scientologists

      They (via Tom Cruise) threatened various actions though, resulting in broadcasts of "Trapped in the Closet" being cancelled and much general drama.

    10. Re:They couldn't want anything more by sznupi · · Score: 1
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      One that hath name thou can not otter
    11. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It shows exactly how wacko the muslim community is.

      Imagine this:
      Muslims invade your country just for profit, kill some of your relatives, control your country natural sources, and in general disrespect you as a person and nation. Control your life with physical power IN your country. And they live WAY better than you and your people. Christ trasforms to a different think than just a metaphysical/religious being. Its a symbol. Your people symbol. The only thing that you feel is anger and you live for revenge and justice. You look for enemies, and you find what? Muslims. And they also make fun with your symbol. You take it as an offend. You are an extremist. You are a wacko...maybe...i don't know...

      I am against terrorism/war, im not a religious person at all, just try to think how this people think.

    12. Re:They couldn't want anything more by sznupi · · Score: 1

      You give those extremists power if you identify yourself with common organised movement.

      --
      One that hath name thou can not otter
    13. Re:They couldn't want anything more by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Technical remark:

      That's the beginning of the reaction, complete reaction would be extermination of the SP creators.

      So I doubt they were hoping for "exactly the reaction"

      --
      I do not believe in karma. "Funny"=-6. Do good and forbid evil. Yours, Oft-Offtopic Flamebaiting Troll.
    14. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Your last sentence was pretty stupid. Because not all Muslims are alike.

      These Muslims to normal Muslims, as inquisitors from the dark ages are to normal Christians... if you can call a religious person “normal” (which is like calling someone with a disease “normal”, because half the world is infected.)

      In other words: They just have their own dark ages.
      Which is no surprise, given the desperate situation.
      Stay cool, do some good, and wait until they’re out of it.

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    15. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're setting the bar too low. Even unstable mental patients are more sane than muslims. And no, they don't deserve capitalization.

    16. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      Judging the entire Muslim culture by the actions of some extremists is about the same as judging the entirety of Christianity (or even the entirety of America) by the actions of the Westboro Baptist Church.

    17. Re:They couldn't want anything more by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Always remember when the media portrays this sort of threat it is the extremists. There is nothing wrong with 95% of Islam followers - just like there is nothing wrong with 95% of Christianity, its the 5% of Christians/Muslims that blow up buildings. Just like its the 5% of Atheists, 5% of NRA members, etc.. that blow up buildings! Its got little to do with the religion, and more about the people

      Will you stand by your claim that proportionally as many (self-proclamed) Christians and atheists engage in acts of religious terrorism as Muslims? Can you provide a reference to back this claim?

    18. Re:They couldn't want anything more by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Imagine this:
      Muslims invade your country ...

      The flawed reasoning starts right here. Why designate invaders solely by their religion (especially when not all of them even subscribe to it)?

    19. Re:They couldn't want anything more by mmaniaci · · Score: 1

      sc0p3 was absolutely right about the media favoring extremists, though, and I think the percentages were to be read as a generic "almost 0%."

    20. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a kid who was forced to go to roman catholic schools k-12 I will vouch for them doing just as much damage to society's fabric. Perhaps not terrorism in the sense of physical violence but I firmly believe that organized religion in all shapes cause more harm than good.

    21. Re:They couldn't want anything more by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree, but this has to be dealt with one thing at a time. You have to stop the witch burnings before you can get rid of religious brainwashing in schools - and large parts of Islamic world today are still at the "witch burning" stage.

      Fortunately, there are several countries - most notably Turkey - which got that ball rolling.

    22. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish it hadn't come so quickly to mind, but I would like to submit that the white supremacy groups running rampant around Iraq be posited as religiously provoked terrorism against innocent Muslims.

      Aside from the obvious question: how does an atheist engage in an act of religious terrorism?

    23. Re:They couldn't want anything more by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Aside from the obvious question: how does an atheist engage in an act of religious terrorism?

      Something like this.

    24. Re:They couldn't want anything more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atheist terrorism? LOL

    25. Re:They couldn't want anything more by sc0p3 · · Score: 1

      Yep! Factor in poverty and lack of basic necessities, I bet the proportionality would still stand. Extremism is born from poor education => from poverty.

      5% was for illustration purposes only. Obviously the actual percentage would need to be looked up somewhere. My point was its people that are extreme! Not islam!

    26. Re:They couldn't want anything more by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      5% was for illustration purposes only. Obviously the actual percentage would need to be looked up somewhere. My point was its people that are extreme! Not islam!

      By that logic, no religion or philosophy is "extreme", since it always needs people to carry out the acts that are seen as extreme. Heck, Nazism isn't extreme.

      In practice, whether a religion is extreme or not is defined by core tenets of that religion. In case of religions with a well-define "scripture" - which is Qu'ran and hadith in the case of Islam - it can be judged based on the contents of that scripture in its mainstream interpretation. In case of Islam, "apostasy should be punished by death" is a mainstream view, and open and violent homophobia is also extremely widespread.

    27. Re:They couldn't want anything more by sc0p3 · · Score: 1

      The same *misinterpretations* are regularly applied * misinterpreting* the old testament, sacrifice and stoning, gay ministers and hard-right-zealot Christian towns in the US. Christianity really should remove its log before picking the dust,

      Mainstream in Iraq or Mainstream in Europe? My basic argument still stands, poverty and extremism go hand in hand. All the religions are founded on love.. not hatred. Individual agendas twist religion and poverty to acts of hatred - in all religions

      Simply saying - don't believe ALL Muslims are extremists, its blatantly incorrect, just like I don't believe all republicans are nut-jobs ;)

    28. Re:They couldn't want anything more by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The same *misinterpretations* are regularly applied * misinterpreting* the old testament, sacrifice and stoning, gay ministers and hard-right-zealot Christian towns in the US. Christianity really should remove its log before picking the dust,

      Sure they do, but I've yet to hear about anyone, say stoned to death on a streets of an American city for adultery, or beheaded for apostasy - even 200 years ago, much less today.

      Mainstream in Iraq or Mainstream in Europe?

      Mainstream among young Muslims in Europe.

      My basic argument still stands, poverty and extremism go hand in hand.

      I won't deny that it is a factor, but it's obviously not the only one. There are plenty of poor Christian countries out there. They still don't blow people up (anywhere near as often, anyway).

      All the religions are founded on love.. not hatred.

      Oh, really? How about Thelema? LaVeyan Satanism? Or, say, the old pagan religions, and their modern reincarnations - Asatruar, Wotanism, etc?

      Can you also explain the same about the original (pre-Rabbinic) Judaism, which explicitly called for (as in, "God orders you to ...") stoning of adulterers, apostates, missionaries of other faiths, and so on?

      Simply saying - don't believe ALL Muslims are extremists, its blatantly incorrect

      Well, duh, and no-one is saying that. The original point was:

      - There are disproportionally more extremist Muslims than adherents of any other major religion.

      - Islam itself, in its contemporary mainstream interpretation, is more violence-fostering than any other major religion.

      I know that not all Muslims are extremists. My grandfather is a Muslim, and he sure ain't one.

  20. I gotta say man... by Pojut · · Score: 1

    ...the 200th episode was fucking epic. Easily one of the best South Park episodes ever, even if it was a parody of "rehash" episodes...it was amazing.

    1. Re:I gotta say man... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Oh no. the episode about Harley Motorcycle riders was epic.. dead on accurate, but also epic.

      Absolutely epic....

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    2. Re:I gotta say man... by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      You want epic? How about "Kelleh! We should name our behbeh....Hope."

      God bless Lice Capades.

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  21. Ugh, seriously? Go worry about your own backyard. by dawning · · Score: 1

    Wow, some people take things too far. If you have such a big issue with their show, don't pay any attention to it. If you go murder these guys, you're not going to fear people in to listening to your demands. You'll be polarizing a vast fan base in to never considering your views as anything more than completely fucking crazy.

  22. Re:Religion of peace eh? by hkmwbz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Religion needs to be mocked, but Islam more so than Christianity. The stronger the reaction to parody and ridicule, the more parody and ridicule is required to smack religion into its rightful subdued state (in society).

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  23. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could try bashing L Ron Hubbard if you some serious grief.

  24. Only family should make you this crazy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha!

    The Howard Stern effect in action.

    People watch it cause they love it...people watch it cause they hate it.

    Much like everything else in life...if people don't like something they get closer to it so they can complain in greater detail about it.

    In the end I feel that you have two choices about group/personal opinions:

    1. If you don't like something...be intelligent enough to leave it alone.

    OR

    2. Become what you don't like.

    That's about it.

  25. Mix-up: they already had depicted him before... by ls671 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I mixed up things, they actually depicted him 2001 as TFA says in "super best friends" , but as I stated, I don't recall anybody said anything back then.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Best_Friends

    "Cartoon Wars Part II" is a different show aired after the danish
    Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_Wars_Part_II

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    1. Re:Mix-up: they already had depicted him before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no one said anything because muslims weren't on the radar before 9/11/2001

    2. Re:Mix-up: they already had depicted him before... by skine · · Score: 1

      Probably because it aired two months before 9/11.

      So obviously, South Park is to blame for 9/11.

    3. Re:Mix-up: they already had depicted him before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its still not showing up on their news channel
      http://english.aljazeera.net/Services/Search/

    4. Re:Mix-up: they already had depicted him before... by assassinator42 · · Score: 1

      They actually mentioned the Super Best Friends episode in "200", so I went back and watched it on their website. Still not censored.

  26. The Muslim extremists simply can't Bear it... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, OK, *Somebody* had to make the joke.

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    1. Re:The Muslim extremists simply can't Bear it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why... he didn't bear anything. (Bare->bear, get it? wokawoka)

    2. Re:The Muslim extremists simply can't Bear it... by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 1

      No, somebody really didn't.

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  27. religion-is-wonderful by mi · · Score: 1

    from the religion-is-wonderful dept.

    Though religions are, indeed, full of wonder, some are fuller than others... Religion of Peace in particular... Maybe, it is just because it is so young — over 700 years younger than even Christianity, though.

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    1. Re:religion-is-wonderful by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Though religions are, indeed, full of shit,"

      There, fixed it.

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    2. Re:religion-is-wonderful by mi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There, fixed it.

      You, moron, deprived of any sense of style, irony, subtlety, or even originality, witless and blabbering your pathetic attempts at "humor", which fall flat in a deadening silence of the startled audience unable to comprehend, how that seemingly able body of yours could possibly house such a cruel caricature of intelligence.

      Go away, hide, and don't come back until you are through all of your summer reading assignments and have written "I will not use the word `shit' in a joke again" in foot-tall letters on the highway. In bright crayons. 200 times...

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    3. Re:religion-is-wonderful by Golddess · · Score: 1

      No, it was right before you fixed it. They are full of wonder in the sense that you wonder how anyone can actually belief that crap. :P

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    4. Re:religion-is-wonderful by mi · · Score: 1

      If thats the case why were the Muslim countries ten times more liberal then its western counterpart 1000 years ago?

      Actually, Christianity was quite liberal 1000 years ago — before the crusades, before the Inquisition (and the worst abuses thereof). The priests were allowed to marry. Even the "great schism" separating Roman (Catholic) and Byzantine (Orthodox) Churches has not happened yet.

      The fact that there are thousands of different law school should be an indication of that.

      Well, the anti-cartoon riots were world-wide, from the Wahhabist Arabs, to the moderate Pakistanis, to the perfectly "liberal" Indonesians.

      Surely, Christians would've been upset and hurt by a disrespectful depiction of Jesus. But they don't go to hundreds-of-thousand demonstrations, nor issue death threats — much less follow-up on any...

      But my suggestion — that the relative age of Islam may be the explanation of its adherents absurd behavior — was only a guess anyway... I just can't think of a more charitable explanation, unfortunately.

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    5. Re:religion-is-wonderful by mi · · Score: 1

      Try having another religion other then christianity then, thats basicly what i was talking about.

      Can't parse the above...

      And the cartoon riots were incited by a handful of clerics

      Exactly. These people were lead by the priests, which is what I'm talking about: today's Islam is fuller (of wonder), than today's Christianity — or, pretty much, anything else out there...

      people here in Europe are going on about "Eurabia"

      That unfortunate sentiment is not religious, but racist. As such, it is off-topic to our conversation...

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  28. I'll risk trolldom... by m93 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Muhammad can go suck a big, floppy donkey dick.

  29. Who cares? by Jaysyn · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fuck Islamic radicals. Also for good measure, fuck Mohammed.

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  30. "warn"? Are you kidding me? by Aurisor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Extremists Warn South Park Creators Over Muhammad in a Bear Suit"

    What a total wimp-out of a headline. A 'warning' is when the weatherman says 'it looks icy out today, drive slow.' When someone calls upon the nut-jobs of the world to murder you because you pissed off their bronze-age sky fairy, that's inciting violence, an explicit threat. I'm willing to go pretty far in support of free speech, but this is definitely "fire in a crowded theater" material.

  31. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    "We're the religion of peace, and if you say otherwise, we are going to kill you"!

  32. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mohammad is not a god, but a prophet of God. The difference is significant, but you choose to paint all Muslims with a single brush so that the significance is lost on you is not surprising. All Christians are exactly like Westboro Baptist Church right?

    As for why idolatry is wrong, it's a simple idea: the use of images to depict the divine leads to idolatry (ie: The Catholic Church and the Crucifix). Idolatry is bad in that it stifles thought in religious worship while encouraging irrational emotionality.

  33. Publicity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait. The new season of South Park has started? SHIT! Thanks, Muslim homosexuals! I'll be sure to tune in to episode 201 to have a good laugh at your prophet while I'm riding a train on two sweet arab honeys. /calculated for maximum effect

  34. Are Non-Followers Beholden To Their Rules by SplicerNYC · · Score: 1

    I don't care what religion it is, if I am not a follower of that religion, I am not subject to its rules. Period.

    1. Re:Are Non-Followers Beholden To Their Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That probably pisses them off the most. They know you can get away with it, that nothing will happen without their interference.

      Even if you make a statue of Mohammed out of donkey shit and piss on it, they know that there won't be any Gods arriving to put a stop to it.

      Truth is, the most powerful god is weaker than the weakest man.

    2. Re:Are Non-Followers Beholden To Their Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their religion tells them that their god wants them to murder you if you don't follow its rules. It's what differentiates fundamentalist Islam from virtually every other religion practiced today.

    3. Re:Are Non-Followers Beholden To Their Rules by Ben4jammin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right. Which is how you view it, but not how they view it. The "logic" goes something like this:

      1) My religion is right, all others are wrong
      2) Since it is the only right answer, all should follow
      3) If you don't follow, you are wrong and I am right to smite thee
      4) When in doubt, refer to rule 3.

      How "fundamental" (read: dedicated/crazy) they are determines whether #3 is a rebuke, a slap, or a death squad.

    4. Re:Are Non-Followers Beholden To Their Rules by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I don't care what religion it is, if I am not a follower of that religion, I am not subject to its rules. Period.

      Many (if not most/all) religions thinks otherwise. You're a direct descendant of their particular creation myth (how couldn't you be?), for starters. Only their gods exist, so only them influence you (and not the obviously false ones you were led to believe, in almost 100% of cases by your astray family). Plus bad things are sure to happen to you after you die... (since there's many religions claiming this to be the case if you don't follow them)

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    5. Re:Are Non-Followers Beholden To Their Rules by The+Aethereal · · Score: 1

      Submission isn't your only option. They offer another.

    6. Re:Are Non-Followers Beholden To Their Rules by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Many (if not most/all) religions thinks otherwise.

      Judaism certainly doesn't believe everyone has to follow their tenets. They think everyone has to follow a relatively small subset (7) of their commandments, about half of which are universally acknowledged (no kidnapping, no murder, there should be some code of law for a country), one which seems humane but I don't know about its universality (no eating flesh from a live animal - kill it first), two which seek to limit polytheism but not atheism (anti-blasphemy and anti-idolatry) and one which would be heavily disputed on this board (anti-specific sex practices... some in dispute and some beyond the pale).

      That said, Judaism doesn't ever claim you get a reward/punishment for following/breaking the rules. Some groups within Judaism do, but they are the minority. The religious texts are silent about it.

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    7. Re:Are Non-Followers Beholden To Their Rules by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, Judaism has been initially essentially xenophobic (at least that's what the story tells); it follows that current forms retained a form of that and don't try to enlist everybody around, quite the contrary actually (which usually does end up rather charming, from what I hear :) )

      But my post wasn't about efforts to enlist, just that many/most/all religions have quite absolutist view as to what is right (their mythology) and what is, to lesser or greater extent, wrong (other mythologies) - hence their particular worldview encompasses best, in their eyes, whole world and all of humanity - even those who disagree, are not ready, etc. Plus the last part, about you surely suffering, requires only few established religions which claim that but are exclusive...no need for Judaism to be involved at all.

      BTW, how does anti-blasphemy not limit atheism in this case? And personally I'd have a hard time calling Judaism a religion in the same meaning of the word as for most of the rest...from my limited exposure it almost seems to be now a philosophy of life with cherishing of tradition.

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  35. Pedobear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Given that Muhammad's wives were all under 10 I assume it was a pedobear suit?

    1. Re:Pedobear? by zero.kalvin · · Score: 1

      I am an anti-theist as the following guy, but what you said is wrong. You might just have wrong information, trolling me, or explicitly lying. But he only had one wife under 10.

    2. Re:Pedobear? by gtall · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hardly, his first wife was a widow in her 30's and he younger than she. His youngest though was 6, but he held off until she was 10 before dipping the stick. At that time, he was in his 50's.

    3. Re:Pedobear? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      That is not true. He didn't have any wifes, because he didn't exist. Just like Jesus, he's the product of some delusional mind.

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    4. Re:Pedobear? by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      By the time he died, Muhammad has thousands of followers and had converted most of the Arabian Peninsula to Islam. He commanded an army and waged war for years, culminating with the conquest of Mecca.

      Pick up a fucking book.

    5. Re:Pedobear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly, his first wife was a widow in her 30's and he younger than she. His youngest though was 6, but he held off until she was 10 before dipping the stick. At that time, he was in his 50's.

      That's cause 6 year olds were probably better for Mohammud's size.

  36. Parallels to Christianity: by butterflysrage · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Islam, true Islam, is extremely peaceful. However like any large faith, it is often perverted by those who seek to use it to gain political power. A perfect example of this is Paul from the Christian faith. A simple skim over the books he wrote even leaves the most ignorant aware of the fact that he did not follow the teachings of Jesus. His books have been altered even more in the centuries since then to suit the political pressures at the time.. some parts were cut out, some were added in.

    Any faith can be abused by those who want to get more money, land, power, opposite (or same) sex... Looking at Muslims who would threaten people with death over their depictions of Mohammad and taking that as the width and breadth of Islam is no more absurd then looking at the actions of Westboro Baptist and their "Got hates Gays" protests at fallen soldiers and thinking they are representative of all Christians.

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    1. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention that the KKK are all radical Christians, but we wouldn't want them speaking on behalf of the entire faith, now would we?

    2. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have plenty of clear texts in the Koran telling the Muslims to kill their non believer neighbors.

    3. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. All of these religions are not about peace. They are about being dicks. Seriously. Go read the texts. Its not about peace. Its about how to be a dick.

      muhammad married a freaken 9 year old. He was a kid touching pedophile. He talks about voilence a lot.

      Christ was also an asshole. Fed kids to bears, talked about hating your parents if they didnt accept him and god, cursed a freaken fig tree, and constantly bashes women.

      Peace... seriously.

    4. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Islam, true Islam, is extremely peaceful.

      Oh yeah? Says who? Why is your interpretation of Islam more valid than someone else's?

      Looking at Muslims who would threaten people with death over their depictions of Mohammad and taking that as the width and breadth of Islam is no more absurd then looking at the actions of Westboro Baptist and their "Got hates Gays" protests at fallen soldiers and thinking they are representative of all Christians.

      Religion is perfect for this kind of thing. Richard Dawkins has written extensively about it. How even moderate religion creates an atmosphere fundamentalism can thrive in.

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    5. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Paul is an easy scapegoat, as in many ways he was an interloper given credence by later church conferences, but no such exists for muslims. The Quran is written by one man (who borrowed lazily from other Abrahamic religions), and the priority of its teachings are chronological. Whatever was said of a thing last would be given the greatest weight, and all the peaceful parts are earliest when the religion was only tenuously established. The later parts are more violent because the 'Prophet' felt emboldened by his established power base and didn't care about peace so much anymore.

      There is no 'extremely peaceful' 'true Islam'. I would recommend you look at the violence section of Skeptic's Annotated Quran. (They also have a chronological index of suras.)

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    6. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by zero_out · · Score: 1

      Except that KKK is not Christian any more than I am the King of England. Just because I say I am, doesn't make it so.

    7. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All that is required to be "Christian" is to believe in Jesus Christ.

      Everything else about following his lessons and teachings is entirely open to interpretation. They would argue that They are true christians while others are not, just how others argue they are true christians while the kkk are not.

      In the case of technicalities, Just because they say they are Christian, DOES make them Christian.

    8. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there about 1000 KKK members in the entire world. Yes they are radical assholes but they are such a small minority. It seems, and I am speaking about scientific polls of the Muslim world here, that a significant number of Muslims hold views that would be considered extremely archaic and mostly unacceptable by much of western society. This may or may not be an artifact of their Muslim faith but in many cases may be related to other cultural influences but the facts remain.

    9. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Islam, true Islam, is extremely peaceful.

      You don't understand Islam.

      What would be correct is that the end-goal of Islam is extremely peaceful. Islam says that peace is obtained when everybody submits to Allah's will and becomes Muslim. That would indeed be peaceful, as homogeneity usually is.

      The process of reaching that end-goal, which includes jihad, is most decidedly not peaceful.

    10. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      I will take a look, while I do that I recommend you research the works by the current 4 Imams of Islam... or the ones before that. There hasn't been an official Imam who has condoned the kinds of actions the South Park boys were warned about in decades

      (note: whacked out self proclaimed Imams hold no more validity within Islamthen Fred Phelps does in Christianity).

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    11. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      and about 1.3 billion Muslims would say the same thing about the tiny percentage of terrorists who call themselves Muslim as well.

    12. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that the KKK are all radical Christians, but we wouldn't want them speaking on behalf of the entire faith, now would we?

      Stop making sense!

      The next thing you'll tell me is that we're all being forced to submit to invasive full-body scans (maybe anal probes, next?) at airports because of a few radical crazy persons with a death wish, instead of the supposed millions of Muslims who are dying (no pun intended) to blow up planes!

    13. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by priegog · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but true islam is NOT extremely peaceful. The Coran explicitly states you are well within your right to strike your wife if she won't subjugate to your will, just to cite an example. And before you come back citing some other horrible passage in the Bible (and there are quite a few, altho arguagly not as much as in the Coran) bear in mind that unlike Islamism, most forms of Christianity (and certainly Catholicism) are NOT based on a literal interpretation on the Bible. Just because orthodox Islam does not openly endorse terrorism does not make it a peaceful religion. It is very far from it.

    14. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A religion of peace? Certainly not one of non-violence. What is the penalty for apostasy in Islam? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostasy_in_Islam#Punishment_for_apostasy

    15. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Just because they say they are Christian, DOES make them Christian.

      Well then: I say I'm the great dragon wizard leader of the KKK, and I say no one in the KKK is a Christian.

      And just because I say so, that makes it so.

      Now I say I'm just a geek again, and my saying-it's-so power makes it so. Good thing, too. That hat was really restricting my vision.

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    16. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "true Islam is extremely peaceful"

      There's no such thing as extremely peaceful. You're either peaceful or you're not. It's like saying extremely mild. DUH

      And yes, Islam is peaceful... towards other Islamic individuals. Their attitude towards non Islamic individuals is quite different. This helps explain the term they use to describe them: "infidels"

      Peaceful indeed.

    17. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Then no one is christian. Because everything can be traced back to because someone said so.

    18. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Has there been a Fatwa condemning the use of violence for blasphemy from any of those Imams? There was the one lonely Imam from Pakistan, but that's about it as far as high profile religious decisions.

      Not condoning it can just as well mean that he personally think they should not do it ... but that is not the same as considering it Haraam.

    19. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1

      His books have been altered even more in the centuries since then to suit the political pressures at the time.. some parts were cut out, some were added in.

      often perverted by those who seek to use it to gain political power. A perfect example of this is Paul

      I would be interested in any citations you can provide.

    20. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1

      All that is required to be "Christian" is to believe in Jesus Christ

      I do not follow your reasoning. Are you referring to John 3:16? If you are, then you are making a religious judgment, and that based on one way to interpret that scripture.

      To illustrate, could you explain your stance in light of the following:

      (NIV)James 2:19: You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that—and shudder.

      Luke 8:28: (note, Legion speaking) When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "What do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you, don't torture me!"

      Mark 1:24: (again, a 'demon')"What do you want with us, Jesus of Nazareth? Have you come to destroy us? I know who you are—the Holy One of God!"

      Now, OTOH, if you are arguing from another reason, I would like to hear it.

    21. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without addressing your assertions directly, I will ask you: where is the majority of Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Yemen, Iran, or any other country where followers of Islam are numerous, who have stood up against the violence and injustice caused by those who lived among them to the point where the violence has not only stopped, but the mere association with such a group is considered a strong taboo?

    22. Re:Parallels to Christianity: by hippiasmajor · · Score: 1

      Don't they? Anyone willing to put reason in a back seat in order to sustain their belief in the teachings of the Giant Spaghetti Monster, Tooth Fairy, Christ, Mohammed, etc is IMHO not trustworthy to exercise better judgment in any other capacity. As another person pointed out, each of these groups of adults willing to displace observable reality in favor of children's stories are fundamentally capable only of "Lord of the Flies" style existence. We're fortunate here in the West only insofar as we keep them politically handcuffed.

  37. Eastern Orthodox by Gat0r30y · · Score: 0

    Eastern Orthodox Christians do not permit depictions of anyone. Do they throw a fit about cartoons too?

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    1. Re:Eastern Orthodox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eastern Orthodox Christians do not permit depictions of anyone.

      What the hell? The Eastern Orthodox are the ones who pray to icons of saints!

    2. Re:Eastern Orthodox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eastern Orthodoxy has a long tradition of iconography. Clearly depictions of people:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Orthodox_icons

    3. Re:Eastern Orthodox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they do if you go to any East Orthodox church all the walls are covered with icons.
      In the 7th and 8th centuries, there was a huge struggle between the iconoclast and the "icon-worshipers". Eventually iconoclasts lost and there was a moderate agreement allowing depictions of Christ / saints /angels etc but clarifying that they where nothing more than depictions (they where not sacred them selfs as objects). None the less , it has been observed in many cases that East orthodox icons have been attributed with miraculous powers and even in our days. In the beginning of the decade, a particular religious icon was brought to Athens (Greece) from mount Athos and it gathered more 100.000 pilgrims. Byzantine iconoclasts where probably influenced by the rise of Islam but to my opinion they where mostly reacting to the worship of idols (idolatry). At the time, IMHO they represented progress and rationality, favoring a more abstract perception of god.

    4. Re:Eastern Orthodox by Algan · · Score: 1

      Umm, what? Please visit an Eastern Orthodox church, you'll be surprised.

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    5. Re:Eastern Orthodox by sznupi · · Score: 1

      ...probably they were also one of the echoes of Greek philosophical thought.

      Anyway, same worshipping of objects (and ancestors in some places) is rampant in Catholicism, at the least. That plus Orthodoxy gives you strong majority of Christianity.

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    6. Re:Eastern Orthodox by epte · · Score: 1

      While Orthodox do venerate icons, we don't worship them. What's the difference? Ask any Orthodox whether the icon is God. The answer will be a firm, "No!" There is no confusion -- these are not gods to be worshiped. Sometimes God might work a miracle through an icon, healings for instance, and people pray focused on an icon, but we're not talking to the icon as if it has power of itself. We're asking someone for help, similar to talking to your grandmother's photo and addressing your thoughts toward her. It's not worshipping objects. It's recognizing that God works through all aspects of our life, the material world included.

    7. Re:Eastern Orthodox by epte · · Score: 1

      The primary iconoclast argument, within Christendom, was the claim that you cannot depict Jesus Christ, since He is God, and therefore undepictable. The iconodule (pro icon) position instead held that Jesus became human, and that to deny making icons of Christ was to deny His humanity. The iconodule position was upheld by the 7th Oecumenical Council (worldwide council across Christendom).

    8. Re:Eastern Orthodox by sznupi · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of semantics mostly. What you claim the particular action should be called doesn't fundamentally change what it is.

      (and no, not everybody treats photos as telepathic enhancers)

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      One that hath name thou can not otter
    9. Re:Eastern Orthodox by epte · · Score: 1

      We arrive at meanings through the words we use, and choice of words is very important. That our vocabularies don't line up points to a difference in understanding what in reality is going on.

      Orthodox will reject that icon veneration is idolatry, or that icons are gods to be worshipped, not just out of choice of words, but out of a difference in theological stance and orientation. We don't think it's just semantics.

      BTW, I wasn't trying to say that everyone talks to their grandmothers through photos. But it's an example that people can relate to. When you say, "I miss you grandma" looking at her photo, you're definitely not talking to the photo itself.

    10. Re:Eastern Orthodox by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I agree that choice of words is important here. Though not in the case of official and carefully balanced stance from PR department, but observing in what way many typical adherents speak. They are where the life of religion happens, not in monasteries, among the clergy or theologians.

      And curiously if I hear, say, an encouragement for prayer...from common folks it's virtually always about praying to cross, saints, pope (deceased one) or dead relatives. Even clergy too often does it, though to be fair they are also the only group from which I can hear a construct with through. That tells a great deal how people actually perceive gods (not "how they claim or think they perceive them"...do I really have to say those are two different things?), what they accept (certainly it doesn't feel awkard to them, doesn't conflict with the simplest rules of the language they think in)

      That is of course how things are at my place.
      BTW, there is quite a lot of statues of previous pope here lately...how come I saw people kneeling in front of them? Technically that's a heresy; though "strangely" - accepted. Notice also superfast, bypassing regulations, process of canonization; also out of necessity really, because he's already worshipped (that's even something some of the clergy are openly concerned about now and then), so the vail of legitimacy is necessary. Why the statues are often put in places where he was simply present at the mass? (surely civil engineering, crowd control measures and planned time of day for the mass, all of which strongly influence where the altar and hence the statue will be, don't make a place special...but identical rules of civil engineering, etc. don't apply to statues / it's actually detrimental to put them there in some cases)

      Your place might be noticeably different.
      Though OTOH I have a buddy from one of the strongholds of Orthodox Church, the Ukraine; and he largely agrees with me. Common folks worship many things.

      All of this is of course incidental to how large parts of present Christianity evolved also from local, so called "pagan" faiths. Seriously, with the amount of purely local customs which are followed here, virtually all of them coming from my local version of Slavic religion, and with the lack of devotion to Jewish mythology (apart from some basics) or even to commandments really...it's not at all obvious whether local Catholicism is closer to the official one from X century or to local faith from the same time (time of "national baptism"; though of course that's mostly a popular myth in itself, old faith was fairly strong here untill XVI-XVII century)
      And so many churches and monasteries at the grounds of old places of worship...
      BTW, you do know that old pantheons usually also had a clear hierarchy, right? Often with one supreme god and many lesser ones (spawned by the higher), all the way down to common souls. Certainly was the case for my place and for places where Orthodoxy now dominates. Heck, we even had different trinity back then - that part stayed, but lesser gods are now Mary, archangles, angels and saints. Also very local ones. Semantics.

      I also don't claim that all faithfull do what I described; just that way too significant, for it to be irrelevant, part does so. Yes, you might essentially not do it. But don't automatically transfer that to others (it is made easy by yours and theirs identification as a single group, with strong involvement thrown into the mix - doesn't help making reliable observations in any way)

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    11. Re:Eastern Orthodox by sznupi · · Score: 1

      So how does that lead to numerous Holy Trinity icons?

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      One that hath name thou can not otter
  38. Radicals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What gets me about radical religious types is that they always seem to profess to know what it is their supreme leader wants. Depict their leader in a costume - or even in the flesh - and they hand out a death warrant. Seems to me this is not only hypocritical (i.e., being above their leader by professing to know what it is their leader wants), but also goes to show that their supreme leader is "weak" - IOW, if the supreme leader doesn't like it, wouldn't they have the absolute power to just terminate the accusers without too much hassle?

  39. I'm not a fan by geekoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    but thanks to this extremist statement, I'll be watching.

    Muhammad can suck my cock.

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  40. Re:As the Rednecks say: by ClosedSource · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Too be fair, the terrorists are no more about Islam then Pat Robertson is about Christianity.

  41. War on Islam? by gregthebunny · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now, I'm not condoning war or murder or terrorism or anything like that, but would it be at all ironic (and hilarious) if this lead to a an American "war on Islam" à la the "war on Canada" in Bigger, Longer & Uncut?

    1. Re:War on Islam? by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      No, it'll just continue to lead to the war on islam vis a vis the "war on terror." Pretty much the only way to defeat terrorism is to ignore it until it goes away, as the goal of terrorist tactics is to provoke a reaction.

  42. Danish cartoon brought out Mother of all Irony by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "How dare you portray Muhammad as violent! We shall kill you for that!"

    1. Re:Danish cartoon brought out Mother of all Irony by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You jest, but Wikipedia article on Muhammad has dozens of comments on the talk page from Muslims angry about inclusion pictures of Mihammed, which are almost word-for-word identical.

    2. Re:Danish cartoon brought out Mother of all Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by the way, your sig link expired

  43. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

    Its probably because the Bible has a few lessons on Humility.

  44. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just can't help it!

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    Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  45. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    dirka dirka jihad?

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    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  46. If a Buddhist gets offended by lampooning by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

    ...those peace loving muslims, eh?

    I mean, so far, South Park has lampooned Christ, Budda, etc....and yet none of these groups have threatened them with anything more dangerous than possibly a boycott.

    I would suggest that they have a talk with a Dharma Master about that.

    Old Buddhist saying,

    If you see the Buddha on the side of the road, kill him.

    To be taken metaphorically, of course.

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    RIP America

    July 4, 1776 - September 11, 2001

    1. Re:If a Buddhist gets offended by lampooning by moose_hp · · Score: 2

      To be taken metaphorically, of course.

      And now you tell me? shit...

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      DON'T PANIC.
    2. Re:If a Buddhist gets offended by lampooning by hesiod · · Score: 1

      I'm curious what you are trying to get across with your response, because it in neither supports nor contradicts the parent post. If you think that koan has anything to do with violence, you really don't understand it.

  47. Go someplace else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If such people are in the US and they don't like what happens in the US they should go live somewhere else.

    If such people aren't in the US then they should stay where they are and not visit the US.

    People who settle in the US should adopt US values and not try to force their own religious or cultural values upon US citizens.

    1. Re:Go someplace else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure your highly original advice will be taken to heart en masse.

    2. Re:Go someplace else by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      It is hard to nail down what "US values" are. Because there are so many different people that live here. Even among the white Christians that live in the US there are huge differences between the culture of Southern Baptists and Lutherans and Catholics. And huge differences between those living in the Mid-west and those living on the East Coast. And even differences between those of Italian heritage and those of English heritage. Toss in the religions and cultures of those outside of Europe and you have a very complex society that is difficult to define precisely.

      I think some general American values would ideally be:
        * Tolerance (you have to have some tolerance for Catholics and Protestants to live in the same community)
        * Freedom-loving (people have immigrated to the US for reasons of political, social and economic freedom for centuries)
        * High standards (Americans are used to living comfortable lives, and have shown they are willing to fight and die to keep those comforts)

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      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    3. Re:Go someplace else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off course. Because the US doesn't ever push their religion on others.

      Oh, wait, they are teaching Creationism on Schools. Nevermind.

  48. Instead of ' Blame Canada ' ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess now it'll be ' Blame Muhammad '

  49. Can't bear it by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Didn't Yogi used to wear a Muhammad suit to steal picnic baskets?

  50. Success! by macraig · · Score: 1

    When one sets out to do something that is carefully calculated to progressively piss off everyone, it shouldn't come as a huge shock when the plan succeeds so well that a few pissees become violent.

    1. Re:Success! by pudge · · Score: 1

      Sure. And good. When people get pissed off to the extent that they threaten the liberty of others, then they should be actively pissed off until such time as liberty is no longer threatened.

      South Park did this with the word "shit," for example. By the time they were done, no one cared. It was brilliant. They should do the same now: show Mohammed in a bear suit as much as they can, all the time, until people stop caring. And if Comedy Central allows it, show him outside of the bear suit.

    2. Re:Success! by santax · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling you didn't see this episode. I did (bit of a fanboy) but what SP actually was doing, was putting Mohammed in it in a way - very very openly- that could be agreed upon by all... And then ended rather foolish for Mohammed. But they certainly have a point...

    3. Re:Success! by macraig · · Score: 1

      I didn't need to see this or any particular episode. The whole point of South Park is to piss various people off. I choose not to watch it at all precisely because it sets a primary goal to be controversial and piss people off. They can claim their real goal is to stimulate thought or educate, but that's just the P.C. marketspeak. Most people don't watch educational programming. I don't respect what they're doing at all.

    4. Re:Success! by santax · · Score: 1

      Well, I think you missed the point. Watch an episode. Then come back and discuss.

    5. Re:Success! by One+Monkey · · Score: 1

      The whole point of South Park is to be childishly iconoclastic. This pisses people off. But that's a byproduct. As is education or any though stimulated as a result of their efforts.

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    6. Re:Success! by macraig · · Score: 1

      Mark Russell was iconoclastic. All the best stand-up comedians are iconoclastic as well as insightful and educational (case in point: George Carlin). South Park, however, just like its creators' other animated vehicles, panders so completely to vulgarity and cheap shots that it ceases to be insightful or educational. It's not iconoclastic, it's just controversial. The point of South Park is not to stimulate anything except the flow of money into its creators' pockets.

    7. Re:Success! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      South Park, however, just like its creators' other animated vehicles, panders so completely to vulgarity and cheap shots that it ceases to be insightful or educational.

      How do you know? By your own admission, you've never watched it.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    8. Re:Success! by macraig · · Score: 1

      I don't watch it NOW. I've seen episodes in the past, which is how I formed the conclusion.

  51. Will tonight ep be a other joke with part 2 be nex by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Will tonight ep be a other joke with part 2 be next week?

  52. Religion rant by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Meh, I don't think religion is all that bad, when it's viewed simply as part of a cultural background. It's kind of like an Operating System... a little book of code that determines what actions a person should take under a certain situation, what kinds of goals and values they have, etc. that would make them more predictable. It doesn't really matter if the instructions are true or logically sound or whatever, it just matters that people have some code of conduct that they can point to and say "yeah, that's me". With this computer analogy, I can kind of understand why the Middle East doesn't really accept atheism or agnosticism as a religion on visa applications, since that's sort of like saying they are computers without operating systems. (Maybe we could write some sort of codebook of atheism or whatever, more likely some choose-your-own-adventure customized thing tailored to each believer's sensibilities, but that's besides the point.)

    I like Neal Stephenson's analogy that organized religion tends to spread like a virus (or maybe more like a botnet in this day and age). People can produce more if they're organized into groups and work together, either through religion or government or military or whatever (yeah I've been watching my son play Spore too much). But that's going to happen no matter what, and it's not a bad thing as long as diversity is preserved so we don't become a monoculture, easily wiped out by a single shared fatal flaw. So back to the internet analogy different religions simply need to be able to network with each other, some are better at networking than others, and all have kooks that try to take over the rest. The kooks just want attention, and the media for the most part dishes it out to them.

  53. I don't know about you... by RaceProUK · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...but the thing I want answered in '201' more than anything else is, who really is Cartman's father? What's this about some guy in a bear costume?

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    No colour or religion ever stopped the bullet from a gun
  54. http://revolutionmuslim.com/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happened to the website ? This is all I get:

    It works!

    This is the default web page for this server.

    The web server software is running but no content has been added, yet.

    1. Re:http://revolutionmuslim.com/ by pudge · · Score: 1

      You're looking at yourself.

      $ host RevolutionMuslim.com
      RevolutionMuslim.com has address 127.0.0.1

      Someone took it down. We can only guess why ...

    2. Re:http://revolutionmuslim.com/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The website was defaced and then the site was taken offline. For a while all you'd encounter was a 500 error, now they've got a server back and running serving a blank page.

      This is apparently a picture someone took of the defacement.

      http://i42.tinypic.com/4jnd48.jpg

  55. Extremist my butt by ArhcAngel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they're such extremists what are they doing watching South Park?

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    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K
    1. Re:Extremist my butt by uffe_nordholm · · Score: 1

      That's part of the problem: many of the people making these threats would never "degrade" themselves by watching Western "crap" like South Park, or any other TV-show. So they judge the Western world by what they hear from others! Think back a few years, to the furor surrounding Salman Rushdie's "The Satanic Verse": how many of the many thousand protesters do you think had actually read the book, and knew what they were demonstrating against? My guess is none....

    2. Re:Extremist my butt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anyone need to watch a program before issuing threats related to it?

    3. Re:Extremist my butt by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      Probably looking for things they can get pissed off about.

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      Well, it has never been successfully tested.
  56. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    It seems that the newer the religion is the more extreme the followers are - just the methods are different.

      - Scientology sues your pants off for anything that you do that offends them.
      - Muslims sends out a fatwa declaring that you are valid prey.
      - Catholics - banish you and use your kids for sexual favors.

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    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
  57. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As for why idolatry is wrong, it's a simple idea: the use of images to depict the divine leads to idolatry (ie: The Catholic Church and the Crucifix). Idolatry is bad in that it stifles thought in religious worship while encouraging irrational emotionality.

    Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be working very well, now is it?

    All many Muslims seem to be doing is not thinking within their worship, blindly following their 'imam', and acting in an irrational and highly emotional manner (witness the stupidity we are discussing right now...). This is not to say that all Muslims are doing it or most- but there is quite a few that act butthurt regularly over snubs in a manner that should be considered unacceptable by the bulk of the members of your faith. Much as it would be considered unacceptable for Christians to act this way (and while they do, they don't seem to be as prevalent or as problematic as the Muslim equivalent grouping seems to be...).

  58. This is not a threat... by balbus000 · · Score: 1
    but it would be shame if you guys ended up like Theo van Gogh.

    This is not a threat, but a warning of the reality of what will likely happen to them.

    Really? The only reason to give a "warning" like that is to encourage others to do what they want to happen to Matt and Trey.

    And +1 for the FOX News link!

  59. Re:As the Rednecks say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Pat Robertson never flew an airplane into a building or blew up a bus full of women and children. The terrorists may not believe what the majority of Muslims believe, but we're still talking about a large number of sects within Islam with millions of completely faithful followers ready, willing, and thrilled to do violence in the name of their god as their belief structure requires.

  60. 'warning'? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    They're no extremists. A strongly-worded Jihad? Let the ululation begin! (Until our voices get sore, or until I have to get back in time for the Osama bin Laden Variety Hour tv show...)

  61. You are clueless if you claim such a thing by thijsh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd say you've never even heard of a little country called Ireland...

    1. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Let me first state that I don't condone terrorism of any kind from anyone. Having said that, your comparison between The Troubles and jihadi's is flawed. Irish terrorism was motivated more by politics than religion, whereas the opposite is true with Al Queada.

      Sure, the IRA played heavily on the Catholic vs. non-Catholic angle as a recruiting tool, and Al Queada plays on the Imperialist vs. anti-Imperialist angle for the same reason. But Irish terrorism was mainly political (i.e. get the Brits out so we can run our own country) not like Al Queada (kill all the infidels and impose an Islamic caliphate world order).

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      In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    2. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Normal_Deviate · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The IRA were, and are, Marxists in all but name. If you doubt, read the Sinn Fein manifesto, available online now. What, you never heard that on the news? How could that be? The rule, "All terrorists are collectivists or Muslims" is only rarely violated.

    3. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by spidercoz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And that somehow makes it better? They're ALL fucking idiotic barbarian cretins, no matter what they do or say to try and disguise that fact.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Evelyn Beatrice Hall, re Voltaire
    4. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by phantomcircuit · · Score: 0

      What? The IRA was night fighting over christianity. They where fighting for independency of northern Ireland. How is that even remotely related?

    5. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by yankpop · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, Ireland has seen more than it's share of religious violence. But I don't recall any Irish organizations, Catholic or Protestant, ever threatening violence over a cartoon depiction of St. Patrick. And it's not like the Irish aren't regularly made the butt of jokes.

      yp.

    6. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's not _really_ a religious conflict, though it is divided on religious lines.

    7. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by andy1307 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Apples and Oranges. Ireland was a nationalist thing, not a Christian thing. Call us when Spanish Catholics blow up subways in London because of what they perceive as British atrocities against their fellow Catholics.

      British born muslims of Pakistani heritage blowing up the London subway because of British involvement in the war = Religious.

      Irish terrorists blowing up shit in the UK and the rest of the catholic world not really giving a shit about it = Nationalist.

    8. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Evtim · · Score: 1

      Your comparison is highly offensive to the barbarians!

    9. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They where fighting for independency of northern Ireland.

      Only in the same way as the Nazis were fighting for the independency [sic] of the Sudetenland and Austria.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    10. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by thijsh · · Score: 1

      I tend to see the similarity... You claim that the troubles is more politically motivated and religion is merely a weapon used to mobilize people. But I assume the same is equally true for Al Qaeda, they mobilize suckers to blow themselves up with religious propaganda, but this is merely a (very powerful) weapon in their battles against political enemies. Beside this comparison I see a long history of blurry lines between politics and religion, some of the quickest big examples from other religions in history are:
      - The catholic church as a political institution (they basically ruled the world for centuries, had great political power, their own country and still enjoy immunity)
      - The state of Israel (Jewish lobby and Christian ideals from USA had a big hand in this political decision within the league of nations)
      - Ghandi's struggle for independence of India (although admirable he still used religion to succeed by increasing the political pressure).

      The same still holds today for the USA, George Bush increased his support for the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq by claiming to be a messenger from god doing gods will, in essence making it a war of Christians against Muslims (again)... Extremist Christians in the USA heard this and said "good thing they kill all the evil terrorist loving Muslims there", just like extremist Muslims said "we can't allow this war to take place unpunished, we must blow up more Christians". The distinction is that one party in the conflict has a huge army (thus going to war in gods name) and the other party has a handful of religiously motivated guys and some explosives (thus blowing people up in gods name).

      It does not matter that you and I can see the political motivations behind these wars, what matters is that the extremists (from both sides) see this as a all-out war between religions.

    11. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by raedeon · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing

    12. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by thijsh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Call us when multiple Western nations blow up basically everything in Afghanistan and Iraq because of what they perceive as Muslim terrorist atrocities against their fellow Western Christians.

      Fixed that for you...

      I have to admit it's not quite the same, but you have to see that it's also not that different... especially not in the eyes of the 'insurgents/terrorists/whatever'.

    13. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      How does being a Marxists stop them from being Christians?

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    14. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure the Nazis where interested in more than that ya know given how they invaded and conquered most of europe?

    15. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by stdarg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Part of the problem with the Western understanding and handling of Islam is that Islam is inherently political as well as religious. Like the Old Testament, Islam dictates many of the laws that a society is supposed to have in order to please Allah. Christians get around that by saying the Old Testament was for another time, but many Muslim-majority societies do not. Even Muslim communities within non-Muslim host societies want to have Islamic "law" to the extent possible, such as in England by taking advantage of contract law and arbitration and using Islamic law as a basis for contracts in civil issues like marriage, inheritance, etc.

      People like you try to say the same thing about Christianity. The IRA are Christian terrorists because they are terrorists who are Christian and want to kick out rulers of another sect of Christianity. Okay, that's true, but are they kicking out those rulers so that they can set up a certain Christian *society* as well? Are they going to not allow freedom of religion? Have special rules and laws for people of other religions?

      I don't think the IRA ever claimed to want any of those things, but that's exactly what Muslim groups like the Taliban and Al Qaeda want. That's why people like me don't understand or agree with those kinds of comparisons. Sure there are groups-that-are-composed-of-Christians who do bad things, but there are very few organized Christian groups that are pushing for actual Christian rule.

    16. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by mayberry42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say you've never even heard of a little country called Ireland...

      Actually, it's an even littler country called Northern Ireland

    17. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you think the troubles were really related to religion you are sadly ill-informed

    18. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In my view, all terrorists are collectivists, by definition, because terrorism is, again by definition, an attack against civilians carried out for political motivations. It is a form of group punishment, which is the very essence of collectivism.

    19. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Capt.+Cooley · · Score: 1

      You really think that Al Queda is motivated by religion more than politics? You might want to look at Middle Eastern history since the formation of the Ottoman Empire and focus on the role of Islam over that period (up until today). AFAIK, I've never even heard that Al Queda wants to impose a caliphate world order, and if they've ever said that I have a hard time believing they are actually working towards that.

    20. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Ever been to Ireland? Can you even point to it on a map? Thought not.

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    21. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Godwin's law.

      Thread over!

      You lose.

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    22. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      yes, yes, I am an insensitive clod

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    23. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by toriver · · Score: 1

      They were in effect fighting for Catholic Ireland against Anglican/Protestant British - including the Protestants in Nothern Ireland.

      You have to be very ignorant not to know that the political divisions in Northern Ireland follow religious lines.

    24. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by DriedClexler · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'd say you've never even heard of a little country called Ireland...

      ... where the terrorists phone in a warning about their bombings in advance so as to minimize casualties.

      Where was the phone warning for 9/11? The London bombings? The Madrid bombings? The Kenyan embassy bombings?

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    25. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by jbssm · · Score: 1

      The rule, "All terrorists are collectivists or Muslims" is only rarely violated.

      Yeah, because to the other people that murder innocents, burn down buildings, and suppress personal freedom, but on the behalf of free market and capitalism, and that are Christians, we normally call either "freedom fighters" or US army.

      In fact I remember now, that the III Reich used to call terrorists to the underground resistance cells in France. That's why they have lost war obviously, whenever Hitler told them to stop the terrorists in France nobody knew who he was talking about ... surely not those nice "freedom fighters" right ?

      Quite funny.

    26. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'll second that. Politics, religion, what's the difference. You could say all this kerfluffle with southpark goes back to the Arab people and respecting their culture which makes it a political thing. Or you could tie it back to economics. Religion, economics, culture, and politics are so all-encompassing that ANYTHING can be categorized under ANY of them.

      So your distinction is bullshit.

    27. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rule, "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" also is rarely violated.

      And then there's the state-terrorism induced on the third world by the first world, you know; remember those US-friendly dictators?
      Pinochet was only one of many, and those were neither collectivist nor muslim.
      http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/US_ThirdWorld/dictators.html

      This whole "we're the good guys they are the bad guys"-act is getting old.

    28. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by More+Trouble · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Which one was Timothy James McVeigh? How about this rule of thumb:

      "Terrorists are the people in a weak position, violently opposing those in a strong position"

      That covers collectivists, Muslims, and Tim.

    29. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      I find your ideas intriguing and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    30. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      collectivists... Like, church types?

    31. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And that somehow makes it better?

      No, but it makes it irrelevant to a discussion about religious intolerance.

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    32. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      The strife in Ireland has nothing to do with religion. It stems from a British Army kicking the butt of an Irish Army, and then being rewarded vast tracts of Irish land in return. The conquerors then behaved in an arrogant and exploitative manner, referred to the Irish as "pigs", and allowed millions to starve during the potato famine. This caused the original inhabitants (who just happened to be Catholic) to bear a somewhat overblown grudge against those conquerors (who just happened to be Protestant) who occupied what was formerly their land.

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    33. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You even mention their political element - that Islamic Caliphate - is a form of government, thus political.

    34. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by ep32g79 · · Score: 1

      "All terrorists are collectivists or Muslims"

      How does being a Marxists stop them from being Christians?

      I think it was more of an inclusive than an exclusive or.

    35. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nationalist doesn't make it any better. At least religious motives have the blessing of higher powers; not that nationalistic movements don't often try to claim endorsement by higher powers.

      I don't know any muslums who give a rip about the nuts other than how it makes them look bad to ignorant simpletons (who comprise the majority of America.) Just like the Pope doesn't give a rip as long as the church isn't hurt by the pedophiles they discover.

    36. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by fractoid · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't make it "better". What it does make it is "motivated by politics rather than ideology". As in, "not actually about Catholicism". You can't say the same thing about the Islamic goal (mandated by the Koran) of imposing an Islamic religious government on as many countries as possible.

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    37. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Bin Laden's group doesn't garner support because of their religion, they garner support because of the imperialist white people are moving into their countries. Japan has a lower percentage of Muslims than the U.S., but they don't seem to get attacked by Muslim extremists. I bet it's because they don't fund Israel, or despots like Hussein.

    38. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Al-Qaeda is not just a religious movement but a politicized religious movement. The distinction is one of Islamism vs Islam. The same way that the Spanish Inquisition indemnified the political motivations of the Catholic church, Al-Qaeda shows how Islam's teachings can be made to push people to violence.

      So I feel that while you bring up a good point, Al-Qaeda is definitely not primarily religious in motivation. The same people would come to the same conclusions regardless of their religious teachings or hierarchy.

    39. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by thijsh · · Score: 1

      ... but there are very few organized Christian groups that are pushing for actual Christian rule.

      Christian rule is everywhere in western society, and even our gained freedoms are under fire by extemist christians. Some examples:
      - Women rights (can't vote or take any government position)
      - Free speech (considered too hurtful, or 'sacrelicious', in some situations)
      - Abortions (considered murder)
      - Gay marriage (considered an abomination)
      - Intoxication (considered too dangerous)

      I could go on for a while, and there are some very very strange examples (especially if you consider all different christian law around the world).

    40. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you live in the US and the terrorism YOU do gets no publicity.
      South America anyone?

    41. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Irish terrorism was motivated more by politics than religion, whereas the opposite is true with Al Queada.

      You think that Al-Queada are motivated by religion??? bin Laden is a politician, using religion as a tool to further his political aims. In this he is no different from a million other nut-job leaders throughout history. It's a whole lot easier to convince someone to die for a cause (or to kill someone else) if you wrap it up in a religion. Kill in the name of religion and you're guaranteed to meet god in an everlasting paradise. Kill in the name of politics and you're guaranteed, erm, come the revolution, a seat on the General Revolutionary Council Finance Sub-committee (Claims division) and maybe a pension.

      Religions have plenty of flaws, but their use in violence, armed struggle, terrorism and wars is more an indication of how political leaders find it easiest to motivate and manipulate the masses. Unfortunately the the masses haven't worked this out yet and perhaps never will.

    42. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by zigmeister · · Score: 1

      I hate to be an ass, but then maybe they shouldn't have tickled the big bad mean bear...

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    43. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether you agree with the current situation in Iraq or not, the initial Afghan campaign was basically a response to 9/11.

      What was 9/11 if not "Muslim terrorist atrocities against Western Christians."

    44. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by davidbofinger · · Score: 1

      The rule, "All terrorists are collectivists or Muslims" is only rarely violated.

      This is probably more true today than historically. A hundred years ago we had anarchist terrorists who'd be horrified to be called collectivist. Fifty years ago we had Jewish terrorists, with no great collectivist tendencies. Western China still has a few Uighur terrorists, doesn't it? I don't know whether that Japanese nerve gas sect is collectivist.

      I think Islam and Marxism are just the two most recent generators for terrorism against western and epi-western states. And Marxism is running out of puff lately, with the Tamil Tigers and FARC in collapse and the IRA gone quiet. Indian Maoists are still there, who else?

    45. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, nobody said that it makes it better. It makes it less an act of religious extremism, more of an act of political extremism. There's a distinction. It clarifies that it's not "Christian extremism" going on in the case of Ireland. That term is usually reserved for the folks that bomb abortion clinics.

    46. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't call the act of murdering 3,000+ civilians during a single day an atrocity?

      Tell me then, how do you perceive that act?

      (This coming from someone who is not a fan of the US World Police "blow em all up" Force.)

      Fundamentalist muslims have been at this violence game ever since Muhammed realized he had enough followers to make an effective bandit raiding party out of. "Time to mature" is no excuse, and is a strawman argument besides.

    47. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      Sure, the IRA played heavily on the Catholic vs. non-Catholic angle as a recruiting tool

      There were no Protestants in the IRA and there were no Catholics in the UVF. You're correct that the Irish question was about conflicting national identities but it's also true to say that those two different national identities had different religious identities. The two fed into each other.

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    48. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      Fixed that for you...

      I have to admit it's not quite the same, but you have to see that it's also not that different... especially not in the eyes of the 'insurgents/terrorists/whatever'.

      It is a complex problem, but as you said it's not quite the same. Leaving the Iraq argument out of this, Afghanistan was a safe-haven for known extremist groups that were operating against Western targets for years. 9/11 was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

      If the US allowed random militias safe harbor, while they were out murdering civilians abroad in a religious crusade/revenge plot, we might have some sort of analogous situation here.

    49. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by thijsh · · Score: 1

      I understand how they could not allow the situation to continue, but they allowed the situation to develop in the first place. Afghanistan and the fundamentalism there is part of the fallout of US policy in the cold war, especially in Afghanistan they trained, funded and armed these exact same fundamentalists and (ab)used them for their political purposes. This contributed mainly to their hate of the USA, they refused to let the (muslim) world be used and hurt by the far reaching US foreign policy and try to fight back. Sadly the world media only portray it as crazy religious people who want to destroy America because of their freedom, but that really doesn't fully cover it, not even closely... you have to give an intelligent person like Osama more credit than that (even if you, like myself, strongly disagree with his methods).

    50. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      Afghanistan and the fundamentalism there is part of the fallout of US policy in the cold war, especially in Afghanistan they trained, funded and armed these exact same fundamentalists and (ab)used them for their political purposes.

      There's no disputing (among people who understand the situation) that America [and its allies'] foreign policy has played a significant role in increasing anti-Americanism in that region.

      However, I hardly think that we used or abused the Afghans in the cold war. It was, for all intents, a proxy war between the Soviets and the US. That said, what was the alternative? Let the Afghans continue to be murdered at the hands of the USSR? It was a complicated problem. If we openly defended or armed them, we faced the certainty of an all-out war between two superpowers. If we chose not to covertly arm them, the Red Army steamrolls them and was predicted then to have no intentions of stopping there.

    51. Re:You are clueless if you claim such a thing by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      The IRA are Christian terrorists because they are terrorists who are Christian and want to kick out rulers of another sect of Christianity.

      Just a small note of caution here, but you are clearly not well informed on the idealogical background of the IRA, or the history of Irish republicanism. Basically, you're completely wrong to think the republican side had much, if anything at all, to do with religion.

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  62. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    Which very conveniently are in the Quran as well as it is a "derivative work"

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  63. The Prophet Mohammed with the Power of Flame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Prophet Mohammed with the Power of Flame http://i39.tinypic.com/m7gj0p.jpg

  64. Good thing the bear had two legs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they'd PortrayED him as a certain One-legged BEAR, things could've gotten pretty ugly pretty fast, especially given the common age-of-marriage customs when the Prophet was alive here on Earth.

  65. Reductio ad absurdam by sunnytzu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From watching the episode, the entire point of it seemed to be to show the absurdity of a prohibition on any depiction of someone. By making a depiction of Muhammed (PBUH) that involved no image that was recognizably of him, they showed that the prohibition was ridiculous, because it is then a blanket prohibition on any image. I could say that the category icon for this story was a depiction of the Prophet disguised as a white man in glasses with a black rectangle over his mouth - suddenly that would be a prohibited image.
    CAVEAT: This line of argument also means that prohibitions on depictions of things that _we_ think shouldn't be allowed are also absurd.
    Finally, this is not to say that I think that any image is acceptable, but it must have to do with the objective content (or at least consensus agreement of what the objective content is), rather than what the artist intended it to depict, or what it may have been interpreted as depicting.

    1. Re:Reductio ad absurdam by sunnytzu · · Score: 1

      D'oh absurdum!

    2. Re:Reductio ad absurdam by nstlgc · · Score: 1

      I don't think what matters is in which form you depict him, but rather the fact the claim that you have in some form depicted him. If you claim to be showing Muhammed, it's doesn't really matter how you portray him.

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    3. Re:Reductio ad absurdam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You expect logic from a group who believe promiscuous women cause earthquakes?

      http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5inJDPJiXU9k0tYQetNGUhTCNqAcgD9F698N00

      (and before you dismiss a cleric's proclamation as meaningless, remind yourself that these people hold political power as well as have a large role in the creation of laws there).

  66. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by organgtool · · Score: 2, Informative

    Obviously you have not watched this episode. The intent of putting Muhammad in a bear suit was not to mock Muhammad but to criticize the fact that no one is allowed to depict Muhammad at all in his human form. South Park has made fun of just about every celebrity, religious figure, and political leader possible. They regularly make fun of Jesus in a country full of Christians and are not threatened by violence, but simply depicting Muhammad without even showing his human form subjects them to threats on their lives. The social commentary is simply that these people are way too extreme and this reaction is certainly proving them right. This isn't "fire in a crowded theater" material - it is about censorship of discussing fire in general.

  67. They are in the 21st century by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    and they have learned well. They can intimidate without actually having to do anything. They can intimidate and then allow others to do for them what they cannot or would not do. They can intimidate and now act on it because of ease of travel and even easier time recruiting in the target lands.

    They know how to exploit the press. The know how to exploit local laws, if this show was produced in Canada it could be shut down by registering complaint with the government.

    Coming into the 21st century isn't their problem, the problem is we refuse to do anything about them because too many have some guilt for actions taking by others generations ago. Or worse, some just have the need to feel superior by showing their restraint and "understanding" which is far more insulting to them.

    Comedy Central and South Park chickened out by putting him into a costume.

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    1. Re:They are in the 21st century by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      No, they'll chicken out if they don't show him this week. The point of putting him in a costume was specifically to mock the extremists' violent threats. "Look, we said this is Muhammad, but it isn't recognizable as Muhammad, so on what basis could you reasonably be angry? In summary, STFU." I would be very surprised to learn that the bear costume was a form of censorship, as one of the major themes of the episode was depicting various things which were said to be Muhammad, and someone asking if that was OK to show.

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  68. But I am a safe target.

  69. Ahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To Quote Cartman "AHAHAHA ha ha ahahahaha hahahahah AHAHAH HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH hahahaha. AHAHHAHhahahaha AHHAahahahahaha."

  70. Obligatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our bear costumn wearing overload!?

  71. Re:As the Rednecks say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pat Robertson never flew an airplane into a building or blew up a bus full of women and children.

    No, but radical Catholics fighting the Anglicans certainly have blown up busses.

    The terrorists may not believe what the majority of Muslims believe, but we're still talking about a large number of sects within Islam with millions of completely faithful followers ready, willing, and thrilled to do violence in the name of their god as their belief structure requires.

    And a huge number of violent christians in the US military who believe they are right to attack muslim countries in the hopes of converting them. It may not be what the majority of christians or people in the US military believe, but there are still plenty of them.

  72. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    As a Christian I thoroughly enjoyed Dogma. Kevin Smith said he got death threats over the movie. But I believe that people should have freedom of speech. I also think that if your beliefs can't stand up to question or parody, then maybe you need to get some new beliefs.

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  73. Bronze Age? by Wowlapalooza · · Score: 3, Informative

    When someone calls upon the nut-jobs of the world to murder you because you pissed off their bronze-age sky fairy,

    I'm an Atheist myself, but to exactly what "bronze-age sky fairy" are you referring?

    The Bronze Age ended more than a millenium before the birth of Muhammad.

    If you're going to disparage a religion, at least try to educate yourself minimally about it. Be a responsible Atheist.

    Perhaps "medieval sky fairy" would be more appropriate

    1. Re:Bronze Age? by Aurisor · · Score: 1

      Thanks for pointing that out! If you hadn't come along, I might have offended someone!

    2. Re:Bronze Age? by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      ...while you're correct, I gotta admit that "Bronze age sky fairy" made me chuckle a little bit.

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    3. Re:Bronze Age? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming the sky-fairy is Allah, God, whatever, then it's not relevant when Muhammad was born. I don't know that "bronze age" is accurate, but medieval is definitely late.

      When is it thought that people started worshipping El?

    4. Re:Bronze Age? by Wowlapalooza · · Score: 1

      Assuming the sky-fairy is Allah, God, whatever, then it's not relevant when Muhammad was born. I don't know that "bronze age" is accurate, but medieval is definitely late.

      Hmmm... did you mean "Allah" the (according to believers) immortal, eternal entity, which transcends all (humanocentric) ages, Bronze, Iron, Medieval, Modern, whatever?

      Or did you perhaps instead mean "Allah", the (according to non-believers) mental construct, which didn't really get any specificity or detail or widespread popularity until Islam came along, some time during or after the life of Muhammad the (alleged) prophet?

      Either way, "Bronze Age" is wrong

    5. Re:Bronze Age? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      More like Stone Age, since the average modern-day beggar has more metal in their pockets than pretty much everyone but the richest of the rich did 1500 years ago.

  74. What do you expect? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    Death treats? Well what do you expect from a religion that preaches peace, love, and brotherhood?

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  75. The real problem... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is that Islam has not undergone a process analogous to the Enlightenment.

    Pre-Enlightenment, much of Europe was basically a mass of warring theocracies, split between the Catholic ones and the Protestant ones. Separation of church and state were basically nonexistent, blasphemy laws were on the books(and had real teeth, with limited exceptions[thanks a whole fucking lot Ireland] the ones that remain are just relics at this point). You easily could be, and people were, killed for having the wrong doctrinal positions. Censorship was rampant. Things pretty much sucked.

    Thanks to the dedicated(and at times heroic, not a few faced jail, or worse) efforts of various Enlightenment figures, along with a number of political occurrences(the French Revolution had its minuses; but it did have the salubrious effect of annihilating a schlerotic and corrupt divine-right absolutism and replacing it with a secular nation-state. The Glorious Revolution in England was less dramatic; but went rather better. Then, of course, you had the American Revolution, which was absolutely dripping with Enlightenment sentiment[much to the displeasure of today's crop of "America is a Christian Nation founded on the Bible!!! Dominionist nutjobs]).

    The Enlightenment was not an easy process. Much blood, sweat, and ink were spilled; but the results helped make the modern west the more-or-less pleasant place it is today. It was basically the death-knell of absolutist theocracy in the west, and the impetus behind the broad introduction of fun concepts like "human rights" and "freedom of religion"(also coffeehouses and atheism, what's not to love?).

    The relatively benign forms of Christianity that we think of today are basically creations of the Enlightenment(even among the zealous, things like persecution and warfare between Catholics, protestants, and various sects thereof are basically off the table). It wasn't always that way. Even today, there are reactionary hardliners who would really prefer to roll things back(Rushdooney and the "Reconstructionists", for instance, "Dominionists" more generally, are the main thrust of that in the US, where the hardcore are predominantly fundamentalist protestants. On the European stage, we still have the Catholic church pretending that its "canon law", rather than being simply a set of rules for a private club, somehow takes precedence over Civil Law. Without substantial moderating influences, Abrahamic monotheisms are mean, ugly, primitive, and brutal.

    Unfortunately, Islam has not, historically, experienced an analogous process. This doesn't mean that there aren't plenty of more-or-less modern people who are nominally "muslim" in the same way that much of the west is still nominally "christian"; but it does mean that none of the major strains of Islam have been subjected to the radical reduction in power that all the various flavors of Christianity have. For instance, a Christian advocate of theocratic government qualifies as a right-wing nutjob(they exist in surprisingly large numbers, unfortunately; but they still qualify as a fringe position). In large areas of the world, Islamic theocracy(either as a matter of law, or in the form of a state so heavily subservient to religious enthusiasts and Sharia courts that it might as well be) is simply the local form of government.

    This is not to say that there is anything intrinsically superior about Christianity. It fought progress tooth-and-nail, every step of the way, during the Enlightenment. To this day, it harbors downright nasty reactionary elements. And, despite protestations to the contrary, most of the noblest aspects of our society exist in spite of rather than because of it. (Fun stuff like "Civil law" and "freedom of conscience" are either classical, or modern derivations from the classical philosophical tradition). However, because Islam has not been subjected to the moderating(some would say "neutering") influence of an Enlightenment, it retains many of the ugly elements that Christianity no longer has the political power or cultural clout to employ.

    1. Re:The real problem... by iknowcss · · Score: 1

      That is, by far, the single most interesting comment I have ever read on Slashdot. Thank you for that post.

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    2. Re:The real problem... by locallyunscene · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Turkey went through a period of Enlightenment like what you're describing after WWI(Ataturk was a big proponent of Enlightenment ideals) and it's amazing how quickly things have changed there. The religion itself is unimportant, it's all about the people who have opportunities to change things.

    3. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put the parentheses down cowboy

    4. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cool story, bro

    5. Re:The real problem... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Turkey isn't a religion. His point stands and is true, it went under a reverse reformation going to a more extremist version(being pushed by Saudi Arabia); which has been pushed for the last 120ish odd years as the only pure voice of islam. The other 2 main religions of the trinity however went through their enlightenment phase where people said "this is stupid" and the churches/synagogues agreed.

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    6. Re:The real problem... by veliath · · Score: 1

      Is that Islam has not undergone a process analogous to the Enlightenment.

      Question: Wasn't the Enlightenment essentially a rebellion of the Christian laity against their clergy, primarily because Christianity was so stifling. Has Islam ever been that stifling except in small pockets, much of them quite recently?

    7. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And without the moderating influence of the Enlightenment, those genocides of the 20th century wouldn't have been possible...

    8. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not nearly as much as early Christianity. The old Muslim caliphates were relatively accepting out outsiders. They recognized Christians and Jews as "Brothers of the Book" and outside of a few penalties, like an extra tax, they were treated fairly well.

      I don't believe the extremism really took off until after the Ottoman Empire fell. I think this is because Muslims had never felt that their way of life was threatened before. Early Jews and Christians had faced almost constant persecution, which resulted in people clutching on to the religion for reassurance. Islam on the other hand spread rather quickly, with the first Muslim empire forming within years of the religion's establishment. From somewhere around the time of Muhammad's grandson until the fall of the Ottomans 1300 years later, Muslims always had a political structure that backed up their religious beliefs.

    9. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, except that Turkey took on kind of a cargo cult version of secularism. It's a secular nation on paper all right, but now they idolize Ataturk to the degree that you will be in for some rough times if you dare to insult (even criticize) his legacy.

    10. Re:The real problem... by veliath · · Score: 1

      My question was really regarding Christian rule vs Islamic rule. Did say the Caliphate or the Ottomans have the equivalent of the Spanish Inquisition? Essentially where the clergy controlled what could and could not be done/said and had an elaborate mechanism of repression in place?

      With my limited knowledge it seems to me Christians essentially rebalanced the balance of power in their religion because their clergy was just too powerful and repressive.

    11. Re:The real problem... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Ah, so what?

      I get that when I bag on Glenn Beck.

    12. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? So you'd rather a return to all those lovely handcrafted medieval atrocities? *cough*Crusades*cough*

    13. Re:The real problem... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The genocides of the 20th century would have been largely impossible without the Enlightenment; but not for the reason you seem to be insinuating.

      Both fascism and communism, the leading players in the 20th century genocide field, are modern, post-Enlightenment anti-Enlightenment movements. Ironically, both could not have existed without the Enlightenment: Fascism is a reactionary movement against post-enlightenment social liberalism(things like tolerance, democracy, multiculturalism, etc. What we now call "liberalism".). Communism is a revolutionary movement against post-enlightenment economic liberalism(free market activity, market theories of price, rationalization of labor, etc. What we now call "libertarianism"). Incidentally, fascists were also no great fans of economic liberalism; but their criticisms tended to be more reactionary than revolutionary, and were usually secondary to their concern for the annihilation of social liberalism.

    14. Re:The real problem... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Just to put some numbers behind my bloviation: Pew has a relevant set of surveys(PDF, 8MB).

      The punchline, for those who don't care to plowthrough it(you should, it's worth a read) is pretty much as follows: they ranked all the countries they could get data for on two axes. 1. State Restrictions. 2. Social Hostility.

      In broad strokes, communist or post-communist countries tend to have very substantial state-imposed restrictions; but rank low on social hostility. Basically, the state doesn't want competing loci of power; but the population is largely apathetic.

      Your western liberal democracies, along with places like Japan, Taiwan, and Australia(which aren't really western; but otherwise does "Western liberal democracy" pretty well) tend to rank fairly low on both axes.

      The middle east and north Africa rank quite high on both axes, unsurprisingly.

      There are a few interesting outliers/tidbits: India, despite its democratic reputation(which is likely what keeps it to only a "moderate" State Repression index) has really high social hostility rates, just below Iraq(which takes some doing). Among countries with "Low" State Repression, Ghana has the greatest level of social hostility. Saudi Arabia is, overall, the most repressive, with high state and social scores; but has slightly lower social hostility scores than some others, probably by virtue of being fairly homogeneous.

    15. Re:The real problem... by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      The scary thing about Turkey is that the only thing keeping it away from becoming a theocratic dictatorship is the secular military dictatorship it already has. It's an interesting place, town between being a "good Kamalist", drinking alcohol, not wearing head scarfs, western education; and a predominantly Muslim population that can't get enough of Protocols of the Elders of Zion and hiding its women behind closed doors.

      If you ever get the chance take the train from Kars to Istanbul and count the military outposts. It's madness.

    16. Re:The real problem... by savuporo · · Score: 1

      Yes, Turkey is pardoned.

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    17. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite a lot of what you say applies to African countries, if not the continent as a whole.

      I've been struggling to explain this to people. The reason there are so many problems here(Africa), is because their culture simply hasn't matured enough.

    18. Re:The real problem... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Saudi Arabia is, unfortunately, a particularly messy instance because of our petroleum based relationship with them.

      The Saudi monarchy is perceived(largely correctly) by their local nest of fundamentalist nutjobs as being a bunch of apostate American puppets. They aren't exactly a western liberal's dream; but the Islamic hardliners have correctly perceived that they are basically more interested in enjoying their oil wealth, being chummy with the Americans(which can be quite rewarding, just look at the arms deals that we do), and generally enjoying all the more-or-less Haram hobbies that being a multimillionaire international playboy allows.

      In order to save their own skins(they have the guns, and the tanks, and the attach aircraft, and whatnot; but having to deal with a domestic insurgency and constant assassination attempts would still really crimp your style), and possibly out of some degree of actual religious conviction(if only of the "do as I say, not as I do" variety), the Saudi State does a great deal of pandering to the religious hardliners on just about every issue that doesn't threaten their power and personal security. Hence substantial monetary support for Wahhabi propagantion projects of various flavors all over the place.

      It's an ugly little story for all involved, really. The US, and the west generally, hold their noses and cut deals with the Saudi Monarchy, who really ought to be an international pariah state, because they need the oil. The Saudi Monarchy holds its nose and cuts deals with the very worst of their domestic extremists, who really ought to be suppressed; because they are correctly perceived as western sell-outs, and they need all the legitimacy they can buy. The extremists then turn around and (quite successfully) employ the monetary support with which their acquiescence at home is purchased toward the goal of converting Islamic populations abroad from being garden-variety Abrahamic superstitions into frankly barbaric nutjobs.

    19. Re:The real problem... by wdef · · Score: 1

      One of the reasons a process of societal and cultural revolution like the Enlightenment is difficult in the Muslim world is the lack of any central authority and peripheral control network in Islam. There is no supreme power to negotiate or reason with or to manage and accept change. Also, the Roman church had a monopoly on education and scholarship, so they could mandate what was ok and what was not. Like it or not, the Roman Papacy and the church's power relations with thrones provided a supreme power. If the Church could handle it then most of Europe could. The Koran allegedly prohibits any single priest from mediating between a believer and Allah. There can be no Islamic Pontiff-equivalent and no single group uniformly interpreting Islam for the whole Muslim world. In short, there is no-one to overrule a silly traditional prohibition or to modernize Islam in a way that everyone has to go along with. Instead, there are thousands of Mullahs and seminaries each with their own views, some of them extreme. For this reason, an Islamic Enlightenment is problematic.

  76. MY God doesn't need me to defend him... by rickb928 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... and his prophets don't need anyone to defned them either. Especially the dead ones.

    Maybe they need the one true God? Theirs seems to be entirely lacking in this area. Not to mention the Prophet, and his inadequacies. Please. He can take care of himself, if needed, eh? Can't? Tough.

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    1. Re:MY God doesn't need me to defend him... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      So...how come your god allows majority of humanity to mock him, by denying it exists?

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    2. Re:MY God doesn't need me to defend him... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      he gives us the liberty to believe or not. He does not depend on us.

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    3. Re:MY God doesn't need me to defend him... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Oh, this one doesn't condemn people for eternity of unspeakable suffering if they hurt his feelings by not believing?

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    4. Re:MY God doesn't need me to defend him... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      "Oh, this one doesn't condemn people for eternity of unspeakable suffering if they hurt his feelings by not believing?"

      It's more like "This one condemns people to an eternity of separation from him by not accepting the overwhelming evidence of his existence and love."

      But I phrase it that way because I believe. For a non-believer, it will make more sense if I write "by not being open to his existence".

      For most non-believers, it seems to make no sense. So stop trying to make sense of God. He is beyond our comprehension, but not beyond our acceptance. Unless, of course, you just won't. Which I do understand. I was that way for a very long time, also.

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    5. Re:MY God doesn't need me to defend him... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      "Their" God can take care of himself, but he has commanded them to root out blasphemy not for his own sake, but for the sake of other believers that could fall into disbelief because of it. It's not a unique line of thinking by any measure - indeed, this is precisely the reasoning under which Christian Church Fathers have declared heresy a crime punishable by death rather early on.

    6. Re:MY God doesn't need me to defend him... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      In other words, "everybody gets the heaven they wish for", or for some "if I believe, I will believe"; I can, seriously, live with that :) (even if its completelly washed out of most meaning...but that's a general trend over last few thousand years, with too easily falsifiable mythologies gradually discarded' "survival of the fittest" for systems of beliefs)

      And please...it's beyond your comprehension. Which I do understand, I was like you for a very long time, also. So there... (really, it's mental pingpong, let it go)

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    7. Re:MY God doesn't need me to defend him... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      They were, of course, mistaken. Except for the Israelites. That's no longer binding on us, and sadly they cannot or do not fulfill so many other requirements of the Mosaic covenents they have neither standing nor command to chastise the rest of us.

      You cannot judge a philosophy by its abuse. The individuals deserve that.

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    8. Re:MY God doesn't need me to defend him... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah man, we should turn them to the one true lord, Lord Dormammu.

    9. Re:MY God doesn't need me to defend him... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Like the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't good enough for you?

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  77. You KNOW what to do ... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1, Troll

    CONTACT US: Phone Number: (212)203-7606

    E-Mail: revolutionmuslim (at) gmail (dot) com

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    1. Re:You KNOW what to do ... by mayberry42 · · Score: 1

      CONTACT US: Phone Number: (212)203-7606

      E-Mail: revolutionmuslim (at) gmail (dot) com

      give it to 4chan?

    2. Re:You KNOW what to do ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you worry /b/ is ALLLLL over this.

    3. Re:You KNOW what to do ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've already signed them up for gay/jewish/pig farming newsletters. Anyone else got any ideas?

    4. Re:You KNOW what to do ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Jihad porn" (pics of Arab-looking women in veils and with bomb belts etc - but otherwise naked) might be more apt there.

    5. Re:You KNOW what to do ... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Umm, where does one find this gay jewish pig farming newsletter? I'm just curious; it's for a friend.

    6. Re:You KNOW what to do ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CONTACT US: Phone Number: (212)203-7606

      E-Mail: revolutionmuslim (at) gmail (dot) com

      (212) 203-7606
      E-Mail: revolutionmuslim@gmail.com

      Spam bots are sometimes a good thing..

  78. Re:As the Rednecks say: by repka · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To be fair a good percentage of those being brought up as Muslims are being taught that it'd be an honor to kill a few infidels like Matt and Trey.

  79. how dothey know it was Mohammad? by seeker_1us · · Score: 1

    After all, it could have been anybody in that bear suit.

    1. Re:how dothey know it was Mohammad? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      "How do you know it was Mohammad?"

      "He turned me into a newt."

      "A NEWT?

      "I got better."

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  80. Read your history by Itninja · · Score: 3, Informative

    Remember Islam is about 6 centuries younger than Christianity. Read some of the history of Christianity from the 1400's and you will find similar violent reactions of Jesus depicted in any non-sacred way. Jesus was not even portrayed in cinema until 1961's "King of King's".

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    1. Re:Read your history by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Ya know what, I don't really care. We're in 2010 now, its time to stop taking fairy tails so seriously.

    2. Re:Read your history by Itninja · · Score: 1

      The number associated with the current years means nothing. Advanced societies have moved away from ethereal concepts and toward more cool 'fairy tales' (i.e. string theory). But in cultures where advancement is centuries behind, those ethereal concepts are the only thing holding the communities together. One cultures sacred belief is another cultures nutball religion.

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    3. Re:Read your history by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      Yeah because I know lots of people who as a matter of routine will fly planes into building if you suggest that the fundamental building blocks of nature are anything other than one dimensional extended objects.

      The fanatically religious parts of the undeveloped part of the world need to pull their collective heads out of their collective asses before one of their number do something really stupid and our religious fanatics start using the fruit of 'fairy tales' like atomic theory and chemistry on them and there is nothing we can do to stop them.

      Having the audacity to call science and technology a 'fairy tale' while labelling the barbarism that embraces female genital mutilation and the death penalty for sorcery 'culture' is probably one of the most offensive things I've ever heard, yet I have no intention of doing you physical harm.

    4. Re:Read your history by Itninja · · Score: 1

      If I recall it was a WASP that killed 100's in Oklahoma City 15 years ago. I guess all white Americans of Irish descent are barbarous monsters? Does the mass-generalization of entire cultures, based on the horrific acts of a handful, not apply to the Western world? And remember all that absolutely factual sciences of yesteryear that now are considered laughably false? It was the Western world that taught the Earth was the center of the universe. It was the ancient Arab world that invented algebra. Tell me, which one is the fairy tale?

      Not that I completely disagree with you. I do believe that the world religions will eventually bring about their own destruction by inciting wars and generally pissing off the entire planet.

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    5. Re:Read your history by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      "If I recall it was a WASP that killed 100's in Oklahoma City 15 years ago. I guess all white Americans of Irish descent are barbarous monsters?"

      I wasn't suggesting that the people of the Middle East, North Africa and parts of Asia were barbarous monsters, far from it. I certainly wasn't generalising based on the actions of some extremists. I was suggesting exactly what I said, that a "culture" that as a matter of routine accepts the subjugation of women, the repression of homosexuals and has notions of crimes for witchcraft is absurd, dangerous and evil. I was attacking the implicit and crazy cultural relativism of your statement which implies that our vastly superior and more tolerant secular culture which incorporates respect for basic rights and the objective methods of science is in any way comparable to the prevailing "culture" of the Middle East and North Africa.

      Your question basically assumes I'm either racist or generalising a religion based on it's extremists. A better comparison than the one you offer is the witch hunts of the early modern period. In that instance I'd be happy to say that Europe needed to pull it's collective heads out of its collective asses and stop burning women at the stake. We aren't talking about the horrific actions of a handful here, discrimination against women and gays is a matter of routine in the poor parts of North Africa and the Middle East and it is widely supported. I was careful to exclude the nice small town Muslims you get in suburbia in the West because by and large second and third generation immigrants have a culture that is primarily Western.

      You also seem to be under the impression I'm not aware of the fantastic cultural achievements of the Islamic Empire and its role as the repository of Greek and Roman knowledge during the Christian Dark Ages. Not only am I aware of it, I apply the same standards there as I do here. If it had been possible to expunge from the European mindset the "cultural" norms that existed during that period, the intolerance and cruelty, I would gladly see it done. The Islamic world was a much better place to live at it's cultural zenith than any other part of the world. That doesn't change the fact that right now it is a backwater.

      Your own language reveals you share my view and in no way support the notions of cultural relativism your language suggests. You yourself point out the ways in which the Islamic Culture during the Christian Dark Ages was superior to that in Europe.

      As for the notion that geocentricism was an absolutely factual science, this is absurd. Bacon and Galileo were contemporary! Not sure how you plan on proclaiming this factual science when the modern scientific method hadn't even be codified yet.

      A "culture" in which someone can be put to death because their sexual orientation is one other than that deemed acceptable by the prevailing religious mindset, the wider population and the existing government is a "culture" that needs to be exterminated. I'd very much prefer that "culture" be removed through peaceful means and that something like the secularised Christian or scientific naturalistic culture of Europe replace it. Pretending that this set of memes isn't, at least by and large, anything other than a cancer in the global zeitgeist is absurd.

  81. Reasons they haven't mocked some things by davidwr · · Score: 1

    1) so many things to mock, so few episodes a year

    2) the number of lint balls in my dryer hose just isn't important enough to mock.

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    1. Re:Reasons they haven't mocked some things by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      And in next week's episode, everyone in town is sporting the latest "davidwr" fashion line, made from a material with a very curious and somehow familiar feel to it, and it all grows into a giant overblown ordeal with global recognition, the adults showing off their davidwrs on fashion show catwalks, and sorts of hijinx and tomfoolery until someone cleans out their dryer hose and finds out where it all came from...

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  82. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    (Posting anonymous for obvious reasons)

    Haven't you heard what the Danes have been going through with the Mohammed Cartoons for years now ? Getting threats from any kind of religious fanatics should be taken seriously. From breaking into cartoonists House's with an Axe trying to murder him and his grandchild to bombing newspaper trucks. Funny is though its not only the fanatics, it is also Muslim lawyers from said countries going after the newspapers and writers here some quick links off the top of my head in english from Denmark.

    Somali attacks Mohammed cartoonist http://politiken.dk/newsinenglish/article871593.ece

    Cartoon paper was to be truck bombed http://politiken.dk/newsinenglish/article880501.ece

    Saudi demand on Mohammed cartoon http://politiken.dk/newsinenglish/article778665.ece

    Politiken settles Mohammed cartoon issue http://politiken.dk/newsinenglish/article911102.ece

  83. Re:As the Rednecks say: by MasterOfMagic · · Score: 1

    Pat Robertson never flew an airplane into a building or blew up a bus full of women and children.

    You can bet your sweet ass that if Pat Robertson thought driving a bus full of true Christian believers who were willing to be martyrs into an abortion clinic would make him and the people that follow him martyrs and spark a great fundamentalist Christian conversion, he would do it in a fucking heartbeat.

    He's smart enough to know that the backlash would destroy the evangelical movement, but don't think for a second that something similar hasn't crossed his mind.

  84. FOX is just stirring up the mud. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    So some blogger says something stupid, and it's suddenly worthy of FOX News coverage?

    Gee. THAT's not indicative of anything.

    Here's the scoop: Anybody who reacts with indignation against Islam as a result of this story is jumping exactly the way the propagandist sell-outs over at FOX want you to jump. If this describes you, then you are a complete tool. Nice job.

    -FL

    1. Re:FOX is just stirring up the mud. by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      Actually CNN had a post on this yesterday. The reason they posted it was because they did an expose' on the gorup last year, and felt there was validation in their actions.

        Why Fox picked it up is another matter. Pandering to their audience is SOP for Fox so Ill go with that.

  85. Get used to it assholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you can't accept that this country and the one where the south park creators live subscribes to free speech, then you should leave. I'm sick of religious groups that can't accept the fact that this is the principal on which our countries have been founded. That includes making fun of and drawring little pictures of your silly little story book characters..

    \o thats mohammed waiving
    o/ thats allah waiving back

  86. What about Jews ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they (South Park creators) already messed up with Jews ? With the Holocaust ? With "anti-semitism" ?

    1. Re:What about Jews ? by Soilworker · · Score: 1

      Nope.

  87. He wasn't that bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently he didn't start banging her until she was 9.

  88. Actually he did, just in a more subtle way by linumax · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to a 2 June 1999, article in The Virginian-Pilot,[23] Robertson had extensive business dealings with Liberian president Charles Taylor. According to the article, Taylor gave Robertson the rights to mine for diamonds in Liberia's mineral-rich countryside. According to two Operation Blessing pilots who reported this incident to the state of Virginia for investigation in 1994, Robertson used his Operation Blessing planes to haul diamond-mining equipment to Robertson's mines in Liberia, despite the fact that Robertson was telling his 700 Club viewers that the planes were sending relief supplies to the victims of the genocide in Rwanda. In response to Taylor's alleged crimes against humanity the United States Congress passed a bill In November 2003 that offered two million dollars for his capture. Robertson accused President Bush of "undermining a Christian, Baptist president to bring in Muslim rebels to take over the country." At the time Taylor was harboring Al Qaeda operatives who were funding their operations through the illegal diamond trade.[24] On February 4, 2010, at his war crimes trial in the Hague, Charles Taylor testified that Robertson was his main political ally in the U.S., and that he had volunteered to make Liberia's case before U.S. administration officials in exchange for concessions to Robertson's Freedom Gold, Ltd., to which Taylor gave a contract to mine gold in southeast Liberia.

    Source.

    1. Re:Actually he did, just in a more subtle way by YodaYid · · Score: 1

      Holy crap - why isn't that man in jail?!?

  89. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, for once the article understated the headline. A couple of the so-called "editors" could learn from this.

    From TFA:
    "It's not a threat, but it really is a likely outcome."

    But hey, it's Fox news. I'll take some salt with my margarita.

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  90. Sudanese Teddy Bear Blasphemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they have the Muhammad teddy bear in mind when creating this episode?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudanese_teddy_bear_blasphemy_case

  91. Pope Sh*T by jamesyouwish · · Score: 1

    Does the bear wear a funny hat?

  92. Dear fundamentalist of all religions by hallucinogen · · Score: 1

    You're all so fucking retarded. Don't have a nice day, die instead and face the void.

  93. Yea hundreds of years ago by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 1

    Too bad some people who don't like bear suits are still living in that century.

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  94. Re:As the Rednecks say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sounded really smart until I realized you didn't know the difference between THEN and THAN...

  95. Re:As the Rednecks say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who gets to decide what "Christianity" or "Islam" are, or aren't, about?

    No true Scotsman...

  96. Bearfscker by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1

    Muhammad dressed as a lumberjack humping a bear would have been better.

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  97. actually no... by butterflysrage · · Score: 0

    Christian actually means "Christ like". If you do not behave in a way that is similar to what he said to behave, you are not really Christian. Hence why people like Westboro Baptist and other "anti-whatever" Christian groups are more often Paulians then Christians (though they would never agree to that fact).

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    1. Re:actually no... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Well then, we can say these radical muslims aren't really muslims.

      I bet they'd love that.

      All joking aside, what would they be then?

      What do you call a Radical Christian, if they hold the same beliefs but don't act the same way?

    2. Re:actually no... by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      I am not sure of the etymology of "Muslim"... it is possible the use of the word includes those who act counter to the tennants of the faith. For Christianity however, if one does not act in a Christ-like manner then calling oneself one holds about as much validity as me claiming to be the Queen of England.

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    3. Re:actually no... by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      AYE, and a TRUE SCOTSMAN eats lightning and craps thunder!

    4. Re:actually no... by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Which makes you a nutjob.

    5. Re:actually no... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Christian actually means "Christ like". If you do not behave in a way that is similar to what he said to behave, you are not really Christian.

      Which, ironically, would mean that anyone who would ostensibly like to call themselves a Christian must simultaneously admit that no actual Christians exist, especially not themselves.

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  98. Re:As the Rednecks say: by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    Alas, like all people who fail to be "really smart", I sometimes create a typo.

  99. Get with the program... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    They are poking fun at radical Islam, not Catholics! Sheesh!

    1. Re:Get with the program... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholic clergymen aren't the only pedophiles out there. Muhammad was a pedophile, and there is a billion people worshiping him as their most sacred prophet. That says something about Muslims in general.

  100. Re:As the Rednecks say: by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    "Pat Robertson never flew an airplane into a building or blew up a bus full of women and children."

    Neither have all the terrorists.

    "but we're still talking about a large number of sects within Islam with millions of completely faithful followers ready, willing, and thrilled to do violence in the name of their god as their belief structure requires."

    Millions of Islamic terrorists? What do you base that on?
     

  101. Google Cache by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    Get the Google cache. No images, but still some fascinating articles. The one about countering the counter terrorism experts displays significant intelligence, the ability to identify their own weaknesses and a very solid understanding how how counter terrorism experts work, and how to weaken the discussion among counter terrorism experts. These aren't run-of-the-mill yahoos with an axe to grind.
    http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:S0v4mrD31jYJ:www.revolutionmuslim.com/

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    1. Re:Google Cache by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      After some quick googling, it looks like articles are being cross-posted. For a site that seems to be very close in spirit and content, see http://themujahidblog.com/

      Fascinating stuff. Underestimating these people - or even misunderstanding them - could be fatal.

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  102. Re:As the Rednecks say: by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    The terrorists are in it for the money & power too?

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  103. Superman vs. the KKK by Guppy · · Score: 1

    Religion needs to be mocked, but Islam more so than Christianity. The stronger the reaction to parody and ridicule, the more parody and ridicule is required to smack religion into its rightful subdued state (in society).

    Not to mention that the KKK are all radical Christians, but we wouldn't want them speaking on behalf of the entire faith, now would we?

    This brings up a very good example actually. Part of the way that the KKK was taken down, was through public ridicule by the writer Stetson Kennedy, who used mockery (and Superman!) to knock away the wall of secrecy and intimidation that surrounded the organization.

  104. Re:As the Rednecks say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I disagree. Naming rights go to the ones who shout the loudest. It's up to other muslims/christians to retake the name if they want it. As a non-muslim, it's not my problem who is/is not a *real* muslim.

    It may not be ideal, but that is how it works in practice. I mean, most communist states we've seen in the past 100 years would probably have had Marx and Engels rolling in their graves.

  105. So what? by mweather · · Score: 1

    Comedy Central said the same thing. That why they won't allow Mohammed to be shown: fear of a violent backlash.

  106. Muhammad is no profit. by madshot · · Score: 1

    Muhammad is no profit. Jesus is our true savior. If you don't like it go blow yourself up.

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    1. Re:Muhammad is no profit. by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Jesus weeps for your spelling.

  107. some muslims say you can't question certain things by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but in the end, this hobbles and impoverishes the islamic world, because you have essentially banned freedom of thought in your culture, which is the only means by which social and technological progress occurs. the muslim world has money because they have oil. but the world is moving past oil. eventually, the muslim world will find that oil doesn't pay anymore, and that nothing else in their sphere of influence pays anything either, and they will sink into poverty

    a culture is rich when the ideas the culture cherishes are rich. but if your culture values extreme obedience to unquestionable static ideas, you will have a poor culture (unless its artificially propped up by things like natural resources, as is the current situation). either the moderate muslims effectively control and shut up the large number of fundamentalists in their midsts, or the future of the muslim world is poverty and violence. that's the simple truth

    there are fundamentalists in every culture and religion, and every culture and religion in the world has a problem with fundamentalist assholes running around insisting on regimented obedience to unquestionable ideas and ready to do violence if no one listens to them. but you are blind and intellectually dishonest if you don't see that the muslim world has a greater than average amount of such fundamentalists. and the key point: they are funded by the petrodollars

    therefore, it is the moral duty of the rest of the world to move off of oil as an energy source, in order to drain the well of muslim fundamentalists dry. there is the pollution argument, the national security argument, the limited resources argument, but to me, the most compelling argument for getting off oil is the humanist argument: there is direct connection between using oil and funding muslim fundamentalism in this world. this is the crucial realization everyone must understand: the best way to fight muslim fundamentalism, better than wars, better than idea exchange, better than political maneuvering: move off of oil as a fuel source

    stop using oil, on a personal level and a national policy level, every country in the world. or we will all suffer more, in the wider world and the muslim world, due to the braindead fundamentalist assholes running around

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  108. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

    Can you send me the relevant quotes. I know quite a few Xians who aren't so good on the humility. But they sure know where to find all of those anti-gay provisions!

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  109. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see every television show do an episode depicting Prophet Muhammad - then terrorists can just go back to threatening everyone. Problem solved.

  110. I watched Frontline, Dancing Boys of Afghanistan by al0ha · · Score: 1

    The whole time I was watching all I could think was these pedophile child-rapist Muslims think they are morally superior? Something is really F'd up with these people. Killing women and raping children is not a problem, but don't you dare draw a picture.

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    Did you ever wake up in the morning, with a Zombie Woof behind your eyes? -- FZ
  111. They have had plenty of time to modernize by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    Funny you mention the "move into the 21st century with the rest of us" bit. I've been taking a seminar on terrorism and one (of the many) reasons the middle east and (some of) the Muslims that inhabit it are so prone to violence is because they've had considerably less time to modernize. Europe and America had hundreds of years to turn from an agrarian society into a modern one. The middle eastern world has had considerably less time, and yet they still have access to all the AK-47s they can imagine. The modernization of the western world was not a clean process, but we had a lot of time to do it. Now we expect the same of all these random goat herders, but they don't want to drop their farm and start working in a cubicle and watching comedy central. This isn't the only reason for terrorism, but its something to ponder anyway.

    My other thought as soon as I read the summary is, "You idiots. They did this to illustrate how stupid it is to get up in arms over a mere image. The fact that you took the bait and threatened actual violence against the South Park creators shows how backwards and moronic your whole life is. You have failed epically."

    Of course, that would sound a bit like flamebait itself, but its pretty much the case. If a poorly drawn bear suit on a cartoon on TV thats merely purported to be "Muhammad" is an issue for you, maybe its time to grow some thicker skin.

    WTF?

    The Middle East has had more time to modernize than Western Civilization has. They have have no excuse for not being world leaders; the Middle East was at one time the greatest center of learning and science in the world. To say they have not had an opportunity to modernize is bull. They have continued to live in the iron age due to the choices they have made; not a lack of opportunity. And this garbage has persisted even into the current century.

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    1. Re:They have had plenty of time to modernize by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      "Modernize." Do you know what that really means?

      My God, the stupidity and chauvinism in your post is so thick, I don't know how to dispel it. Here's a start: vaguely-defined regions over millennia are not very good units for historical analysis.

    2. Re:They have had plenty of time to modernize by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Middle East has had more time to modernize than Western Civilization has. They have have no excuse for not being world leaders; the Middle East was at one time the greatest center of learning and science in the world. To say they have not had an opportunity to modernize is bull. They have continued to live in the iron age due to the choices they have made; not a lack of opportunity. And this garbage has persisted even into the current century.

      Agreed, and the Iranian experience up until the collapse of the Shah proves it. Up through 1979, Iran was rather "civilized" by Western standards, at least culturally/economically. In many ways similar to China today. It is difficult to imagine now, but there was an alliance between Iran and Israel .

      At one point, Syria and Lebanon were both developing briskly. For the most part, the Islamic extremist/militant/political resurgence sprung up with the Iranian Revolution. Since then, each nation in the region has done its damnedest to Islamicize as fast as possible, most likely as a counterweight to their economic failures.

      I can speak from family experience, and friend experience, that Iran pre-1979 was culturally very liberal; with public social behavior that would make Westerners' blush. Pre-1979 Iran was the number one customer of AT&T's USA Long Distance minutes, worldwide. The 1973-74 oil embargo had resulted in vast amounts of wealth heading into the Middle East, and many had assumed that in the long run Tehran would be the new banking/financial capital of the world.

      Development is not an inevitable force. One merely has to look at the promising states of the third world, such as Vietnam, North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, Cuba; many of these places were considered economic miracles at one point.

      Then crappy dictators took over, corruption ran rampant, and the rising stars collapsed. Venezuela is on this path now.

      Some of these states survive, and turned things around, slowly; like Vietnam, and to some extent Lebanon.

      They have have no excuse for not being world leaders; the Middle East was at one time the greatest center of learning and science in the world.
      I cannot agree with this statement more. In addition to having advanced societies, the incredible oil wealth of the Middle East was probably the greatest concentration of natural wealth in a given region, ever. That the regimes of these nations have managed to squander these vast, immense, incredible resources is nothing short of criminal. Criminal isn't even the right word for it.

      It is *simply* *unimaginable* that gas is about $0.29 in Iran; and that most of it is imported since they no longer have the refinery capacity to manufacturer it. It is *simply* *unimaginable* that it is a common sight to see gallons of fuel splashed into the streets of Tehran, because it is so "value-less" to the consumer. It is *shocking* and *disturbing* that Iran and Syria trade away vast quantities of high-quality, industrial resources to China or Russia for a pile of worthless, outdated weaponry which will inevitably used to oppress their citizens.

      These things are a humanitarian tragedy of epic proportions. These nations have truly squandered their wealth. 20-50 years from now, they will have no natural resources left, and will have nothing to show for that massive destruction of wealth; and most of them will endure starvation and poor standards of living between now and then!

      There *is* *no* *excuse* for this mismanagement!!!

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      WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
    3. Re:They have had plenty of time to modernize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Modernize." Do you know what that really means?

      My God, the stupidity and chauvinism in your post is so thick, I don't know how to dispel it. Here's a start: vaguely-defined regions over millennia are not very good units for historical analysis.

      Do you? Read what this post http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1626316&cid=31928588

      Now go back to licking the smeg off your boyfriend while deluding yourself about your own self worth you pretentious twit.

    4. Re:They have had plenty of time to modernize by makomk · · Score: 1

      I can speak from family experience, and friend experience, that Iran pre-1979 was culturally very liberal; with public social behavior that would make Westerners' blush.

      It was also a totalitarian monarchy, with huge levels of corruption, massive economic problems - especially in the countryside - and consequent political unrest. The socially-liberal culture may have distracted some of the population from this for a time, but it couldn't last. (Oh, and said totalitarian monarchy was installed by the CIA, replacing an elected government that was less favorable to US interests.)

  112. Islamofascists can go piss up a rope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paraphrasing Ellen Ripley from Aliens: "I say we take off and nuke all islamofacists from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

  113. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by Aurisor · · Score: 1

    I think you misunderstood my point. I was criticizing Slashdot / Fox for not calling the threats and calls for violence out as the reckless behavior that they are.

    I actually did see the episode, and found it hilarious.

  114. Re:As the Rednecks say: by stdarg · · Score: 1

    At what point does practice start reflecting on the spirit or theory of a religion?

    If you took any one person or one event behind the Spanish Inquisition, it wouldn't reflect on Christianity. But taken together most people say that was in fact the nature of the religion at the time and it has changed since then.

    Well right now the nature of Islam is not that good. Why people go out of their way to defend Islam by saying "the TRUE Islam is ..." makes no sense to me. Aren't we all adult enough (on slashdot at least) to know there's no TRUE anything when it comes to politics and religion?

  115. Re:da rulez! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    13. Nothing is Sacred.

  116. Re:As the Rednecks say: by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    It's not about TRUE religions it's about the truth. The truth is that most people regardless of religion aren't that bad.

  117. Trey and Matt, my idols by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I just love the way they tear into anything that thinks too highly of itself, and brings them down a notch, no matter which religion
    "dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb....dumb" ....you will get burned by them. I gotta say, it is really great to see their humor knows no bounds,
    I just hope they continue to beat simpsons record for longest running show....many years to go yet though!

  118. Re:Ugh, seriously? Go worry about your own backyar by stdarg · · Score: 1

    I'm just wondering how the fan base of South Park is just now maybe going to be polarized on this issue, or start seeing their views as crazy.

    I mean no offense but where have you guys been? Muslims have rioted around the world, killed people, and attempted to kill people, all for insulting their religion. The Danish cartoon riots were *world wide*, it was serious news that nobody could have missed!

  119. Scientology has built-in chilling effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should Church of Scientology sue at all?

    Its reputation is enough for networks to pull the episode on their own - for fear of possibly being sued by Tom Cruise or the CoS.

  120. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

    Receive correction and feedback from others graciously. (Proverbs 10:17, 12:1)

    Accept a lowly place. (Proverbs 25:6,7)

    Choose to serve others. (Philippians 1:1, 2 Corinthians 4:5, Matthew 23:11)

    To name a few.

    When people bring up those anti Gay provisions, I bring up

    He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. (John 8:7)

    as well as some of the more ridiculous ones

    You shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shall you mar the corners of your beard.(Leviticus 19:27)

    You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together. (Leviticus 19:19)

    So, for every passage they can find on homosexuality I can find another one that they've probably infringed upon.

  121. Wish it had been Micky Mouse by jbohumil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A Micky Mouse suit would have been better. Then everytime you see Micky Mouse you'd have to try to figure out if it was really Muhammad under there or not.

    1. Re:Wish it had been Micky Mouse by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      Yes it would have been better cause then they could have been sued for copyright infringement...now that would have been funny.

    2. Re:Wish it had been Micky Mouse by maevius · · Score: 1

      I don't think so since mickey mouse appears in the same episode as himself as well as in a previous episode

    3. Re:Wish it had been Micky Mouse by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if that just means it's covered by fair use? Making fun of him? I have no idea...IAMNAL but I play one on the Internet...lol

  122. Wacky Muslims by JM78 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I am not a Muslim, nor am I religious in any way (personally I find all religions to be backward, generally). That said...

    Many posters in this thread have comments about how wacky, insane, stupid, backward, prehistoric, etc. all these Muslims are. Can we at least stop giving insightful mod points to folks providing blanket statements about one of the largest religious community's on earth? Such broad statements about any single large group of people is not intelligent let alone insightful, generally.

    Not all Muslims are extremists and not all Muslims care about South Park and what they parody. Many of the blanket comments I've read here are akin to how "black people are" and other discriminatory comments. I am certain most of these comments are not intended to come of discriminatory, but it seems we need a little bit more care in choosing our words in these cases.

    Violent Muslim extremists are the ones to be called out here, not the entire Muslim community. Violent Muslim extremists deserve to have parody's of Muhammad shoved up their arse's with their own AK's. Let's at least call out who deserves this kind of rhetoric and not discriminate against 1.57 billion of the world's population.

    I'm pretty sure if all Muslim's are violent extremists there won't be much left of any society after Eric Cartman farts and claims Muhammad is speaking through him.

    2 cents.

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  123. Embarrass them all! by billcopc · · Score: 1

    This idiotic religious violence has gone on for far too long. Here's what I propose:

    Put a "Muhammad" character on every TV show, on every channel

    That's right! Make it so you can't watch more than 2 minutes without someone prancing around calling himself Muhammad. Better yet: have it be a lesbian! Make it so ridiculous that only the truly psychotic will be crazy enough to make (and/or execute) threats. Bring them out into the open so we can round them up and rid ourselves of this world-destroying hysteria. Tolerance is a two-way street, and if they can't tolerate our harmless and victimless comedy, well I see no reason why we should tolerate their murderous xenophobia.

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  124. at least it wasn't a threat from.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Phew! As long as it was a threat from extremist gingers. Those guys are frikkin' bonkers!

  125. And the Daily Show? by raddan · · Score: 1

    The Daily Show is also childish, though perhaps not on the same scale as South Park. In my opinion, humor is what lets them get the point across in the first place. They always have the brilliant fallback: "What, you mean you took us seriously?" But that doesn't change the fact that their commentary is almost always on point, and needed.

    As evidence that TDS is essential commentary, I submit the fact that John Stewart has been a guest (and target) many times on conservative talk shows, that both the Bush and Obama administrations have sent officials to be guests on the show, and that many news anchors take Stewart's criticism seriously. There's a lot of good information on the wiki page.

    1. Re:And the Daily Show? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I was watching a segment stewart did with a Senator, years back, who was writing a book, and Stewart came out and said: "I respect your opinion, but in my opinion, I think you're wrong. "

      Conan or Leno would have made a sound bite of said Senator's point, and moved on. Stewart actually had a decent (respectful) debate about their disagreement.

      The man (Stewart) is underrated, IMHO.

  126. Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was thinking about the Jews.
    Very easy to confuse them with Muslims.
    Both don't eat pork, both have religious rules that require circumcision, both have roamed the deserts of the Middle East during the creation of their religion... and many other similarities.

    Not sure what the hell Jews have with this discussion though (unless it is a Zionist conspiracy as usual).

    1. Re:Obviously... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      The primary difference between the two religions being that Muslims seem to like to kill people for disagreeing with them or not believing in their sky-fairy.

  127. God can take care of herself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fundamentalists who feel that they must kill to defend the image of the All Mighty, who they believe created and will eventually destroy everything, must think their god is a powerless woman in need of defending by men, Why do they mock her so?

  128. If we cave, the terrorists win by Animats · · Score: 1

    It's important to pull Islam's chain. Frequently. Some branches of Islam has a tendency to go off in total nutcase directions, especially in countries where Islam has a big role in government. Even some Moslems think so. Most of the Islamic countries are dysfunctional. Islamic educational systems are a joke; they provide brainwashing, not an education. It's not a money issue; most doctorates issued in Saudi Arabia are in "Islamic Studies".

    Religions with no sense of humor are vulnerable to ridicule. South Park is fighting the good fight, and, even though I'm not a Fox News fan, I applaud Fox News for backing them up. We give too much respect to religion. Sometimes, religious practices need a good belly-laugh.

    The Catholic Church used to have that kind of power. That was a long time ago. Centuries ago they lost their temporal power, and recently, they've lost their moral authority. There are calls for the Pope to resign over child abuse coverups, people calling for his arrest if he visits Britain, and a group working to deny the Vatican diplomatic recognition. (The US didn't recognize the Vatican until the Reagan administration - Reagan needed Catholic votes.) At this point, nobody is afraid of the Catholic church, except maybe little boys being molested. Islam needs to be taken down a few notches like that.

    There's surprising similarity between the nuttier branches of the major Western religions. Extreme-right Christian groups, ultra-orthodox Jews, and militant Islamic mullahs have more in common than any of them do with the rest of the world. They're all into oppressing women, ODing on prayer, dumbing down education, and whining for Government subsidies. (Their leaders also seem to be old guys with beards wearing black, looking like ZZ Top). Laughing at them can only help.

    1. Re:If we cave, the terrorists win by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Problem is, today only Islam is a force that command crowds of people to riot and kill.

      Try getting a bunch of Baptists to do that.

      For the last few years France has been living in fear of what gangs of unemployed Muslim youths are going to do. And hoping they stick to just burning some more cars tonight. This has not spread to the US, yet.

      Today England, Germany, France, Belgium, and Australia that I know of have laws that recognize the uniqueness of Muslims. They are not subject to ordinary laws in those countries, and some law enforcement is left to Sharia courts outside of the legal system. Certainly in Australia, a man beating his wife will be arressed - unless his is Muslim.

      Muslim immigrants to these countries fully acknowledge that they have no allegiance to their new country, only Islam. In the US this means that any Muslim taking a citizenship oath is lying.

      Nothing is going to be done about this, but we better be prepared to adopt laws that recognize the supremacy of Islam and the rights of Muslims above those of other religions. Failure to do so will bring riots and death.

    2. Re:If we cave, the terrorists win by Jarnin · · Score: 1

      South Park is fighting the good fight, and, even though I'm not a Fox News fan, I applaud Fox News for backing them up. We give too much respect to religion. Sometimes, religious practices need a good belly-laugh.

      The only reason Fox News is backing up Trey and Matt is because they were poking fun at Muslims. Had it been Jesus, Fox would have ignored them, or gone the opposite route. While I agree that we, as Americans, give too much respect to religions, I wouldn't be applauding Fox News for acting exactly like the scumbags they are.

  129. where in the koran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does it advocate violence

  130. Par for the course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're showing their true colours as the religion of hatred that they are. The worst Christians or Buddhists or Hindus do when someone criticizes their religion is MAYBE a boycott (and Buddhists won't even do that). Muslims start massacring people.

    And in answer to ClosedSource: You're only half-right. Terrorists aren't necessarily Muslims, but any Muslim that truly believes his "holy" book, the Koran (or Qu'ran if you must), is probably going to be a terrorist. The Koran features hundreds of passages that exhorts "true believers" to kill, oppress, harass, and destroy anyone who isn't a Muslim. You won't find anything in the Bible telling Christians to kill anyone who isn't a Christian. Some of them might do it anyway, but they're acting outside of the Bible. Also, you will never find any of this stuff in any of Buddha's writings. I don't really know much about Hindu writings, so I can't comment on those - but you still won't find them trying to force everyone to be Hindu.

    And that's what's wrong with Islam. 'Nuff said.

  131. This is not OK by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    Bears don't take kindly to being represented like this, and they can get pretty violent about it too.

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  132. Re:It could have been worse.... In Drag by Tisha_AH · · Score: 1

    They should have portrayed him in drag, illegally crossing the Canadian border. That would have been funnier and a twist on how the current incarnation of alQueda has to dress in drag to hide.

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  133. Note the date of publication on Super Best Friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is pre-9/11.

  134. Parker/Stone Strategy by Wowlapalooza · · Score: 1
    1. Parade a virtual bear suit around in an episode of their animated series.
    2. Stoke up some free publicity by insulting one of the world's major religions
    3. Prophet!
  135. Re:some muslims say you can't question certain thi by cowscows · · Score: 1

    It's important to understand that no matter what they tell others or tell themselves, for just about everyone in an authoritarian position, the main goal becomes to try and retain their power.

    The people running various theocracies in the middle east don't care about whether the muslim world is advancing or not, they're personally living large over their own little patch of the world, and that's what matters the most to them. Islam is only important to them in as much as it helps them retain their position. If Islam isn't helping, then they'll use their influence to bend people's perception of it so that it does help.

    Incidentally this is why all the fear-mongering about Iran and North Korea (and previously Iraq) is so silly. No matter how much the people running those countries might hate the western world or hate America, they hate the idea of losing power even more. Nuking the US or Israel or somewhere in Europe is pretty much the quickest way they could guarantee to lose their life of luxury.

    None of this is particularly specific to the middle east or Islam, or even governments. A great example of a similar mindset is all this mess on Wall Street. As badly as those assholes screwed up everything, the big shots in charge are almost entirely unable to agree to any sort of restrictions on their industry. These people already have more money than they know what to do with, they aren't trying to protect the livelyhood of their employees, and they aren't defending capitalism out of some sort of ideological purpose. They've gotten used to being in positions of such wealth and influence and they don't want to lose that. They would rather burn down the whole economy around them than willingly give up any power.

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  136. So many images to choose from... by Seor+Jojoba · · Score: 1

    Hey, freaky, death-threatening Muslims, you've got a lot of work ahead of you...

    http://www.google.com/images?q=muhammad

  137. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Oh, but we must only use tolerant language when referring to these intolerant, medieval, koran-thumping hicks. It would be totally politically-incorrect to make the observation that their oil wealth is about the only thing keeping them from reverting to their former status as smelly nomadic tribesmen roaming the desert and wiping their asses with their left hands.

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  138. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author said, "it's not a threat, but it really is a likely outcome"

    IANAL, but IMO this differentiation should be covered by free speech. If you tell someone "if you walk across that highway you'll die", it's not a threat, it's a warning. I realize this case is more extreme and the author probably *wants* the creators of South Park to die, but I don't think a court could make that differentiation because he never said this.

  139. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Oh, and I'm sorry if I offended anyone by using the term "nomadic" instead of "the n word."

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  140. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

    Technically, he's the prophet of an Iron Age sky fairy.

  141. We of the Armed Bears Society are appalled by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    As believers in the original Second Amendment to the US Constitution, we believe that when God created America from the corpses of Mammoths and Giant Slugs, He endowed all bears with the rights to be armed.

    By depicting an unarmed bear, the most holiest of creatures, as Mohammed, South Park is poking fun at a holy bear.

    We demand all followers of Mohammed be set free in the forest, smeared with honey, and that bears armed with chainsaws and shotguns be allowed to eat them all.

    Only then will our religious objections be met.

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  142. Re:As the Rednecks say: by tixxit · · Score: 1

    "All I ever needed to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11."

    I often wish it weren't so true =(

    Yep. And all the terrorists needed to know about Western ideals and Christianity they learned from some sociopathic nut job. Ignorance is not the way you fight ignorance.

  143. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    "but this is definitely "fire in a crowded theater" material."

    Except that there is actual fire: insults to a billion people.

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  144. Re:As the Rednecks say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too be fair, the terrorists are no more about Islam then Pat Robertson is about Christianity.

    That's a very nice sophism, unfortunately it underestimates the pragmatic reality that religion is all about social control.

  145. Re:As the Rednecks say: by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    "the terrorists are no more about Islam"

    I have doubts that you know this part of my religion very well. Read or listen to the lecture by Imam al-Awlaki, hafidhahu Allah, called "The Dust Will Never Settle Down". It has plenty of theological evidence for terminating offenders of the Prophet, sal Allahu 'alaihi wa sallam, with or without proper Shariah court.

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  146. Mentally ill people are mentally ill... News at 11 by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Of course they get angry when you make fun of the central node that holds together their whole house of cards of a delusional fantasy world. Because they got nothing else. Nothing better. Which is the reason they turned to religion and to extremism in the first place.
    Remember, that this could happen to us as well, if things go further down the drain.

    If you want to do something about it, rather than calling them idiots, I recommend helping them so they can help themselves get out of the fantasy world, by instead choosing a reality, that is better. (Instead of the current, worse one.)

    I just hope that South Park does not cave in... (The first step to also getting infected.)

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  147. RELIGION SUCKS by drumcat · · Score: 1

    Can we get over it already? All of these "religions" that are violent are obviously a falsehood. Jesus Christ Mohammed WTF Ever. Find a philosophy, and stop acting as if someone from a Bronze-era fable is your basis. The Third Millennium should be about how people got over this BULLSHIT. All of it. We're here, and that's what it is. Pretending violence "is in the name" of any of that is a crock, and indefensible. "Freedom of Religion" is in no way allowable to tread on ANY of my freedoms. Get over it.

    1. Re:RELIGION SUCKS by Alpha+Prime · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I have to agree with you on this... with just religion and greed we could probably account for 95% of the worlds problems, with most of that being due to religious differences.

      And now our own idiot teabaggers want nothing more than to put in an American Theocracy. These people just do not look at the harm religion has done to other countries.

    2. Re:RELIGION SUCKS by drumcat · · Score: 1

      Nope. All they care about is their religion. As they say, religion is like a fart; everyone else's stinks.

    3. Re:RELIGION SUCKS by JimboFBX · · Score: 1

      Apparently my religion leaves brown racing stripes on my underwear

    4. Re:RELIGION SUCKS by drumcat · · Score: 1

      That's a shitty religion... Ba dum *crash*

    5. Re:RELIGION SUCKS by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      Good luck convincing people with that message. I think over 95% of the world's population believes in some religion. Personally, I think Frank Zappa had it right with his song "Dumb all Over."

      BTW: South Park made fun of atheists as well. Every time the characters would start talking about atheism making sense, shit would literally come out of their months.

  148. You forgot... by davidwr · · Score: 1

    ... to sign in as "Trey Parker."

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  149. The name Muhammad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe someone can explain something to me: If if anything that slanders the name of Muhammad is bad, why are seemingly half of the people in that part of the world named Muhammad? Sometimes more than once?

  150. A possible solution to this problem for all time by FreakerSFX · · Score: 1

    What if hundreds of thousands or even millions of westerners drew and posted online depictions of the prophet Mohammed? Would that finally make the point that secular cultures are not bound by religious law and enjoy the freedom to ignore dogma as desired? Would that finally show them that trying to enforce your religious directives on other cultures is pointless and going to backfire?

    Or would the more extremist sects and individuals declare a Fatwa against all those participating? Wouldn't that leave them brutally outnumbered?

    Most Muslims are peace-loving. It'd be an interesting experiment. If we could get critical mass on something like this, what sort of numbers could we get?

    Anyone interested in helping me start this?

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  151. They also depicted him by IMightB · · Score: 1

    as a U-Haul truck and a stick figure in the same episode. I don't see what the big deal is... It's a bear suit. Do muslims actually think that Muhammad actually looked like a bear and that people may get confused by it?

    1. Re:They also depicted him by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      No, it's obvious that since it's a picture of Muhammad in a bear suit, they must have drawn Muhammad first, and then drawn the bear suit over him. Otherwise, it'd just be a picture of a bear-suit, and nothing to be upset about.

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  152. Why do they always bring this up? by stonewolf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The crusades ended over 700 years ago. Since then the Catholic church has changed dramatically. The pope is no longer the ruler of any kind of an empire. In fact, in the US, he is pretty much just a dirty joke. Since the end of the crusades western civilization has gone through the Renaissance, the Reformation, a long series of civil wars, that has all but eliminated the direct influence of organized religion on government. We've gone through the whole experience of the new world and contact with the civilizations of the Americas, Japan, China, India, Africa, Southeast Asia.... the list is too long to write and I appologize to those I missed.

    In other words we have changed. We are not the people who carried out the crusades.

    In the US we have as a basic concept of law that the government may not interfere with the practice of your religion so long as that practice does not infringe on the rights of other people to live their lives as they see fit. We aren't perfect on holding to that principle. But, it explains why I can be a Buddhist living in Texas who drives past a Mosque on my way to the grocery store. My friends, neighbors, coworkers, and relatives include everything from born again fundamentalist Christians to Wiccans, Hindus, Jews, Muslims, Native Americans, Mormons, and Atheists.

    Here in Texas you can celebrate Cinco De Mayo in front of the Alamo. We can watch Anime on December 7th. And on St. Patrick's Day, my Irish relatives can sit down with my Scots Irish (Orangemen all by their ancestory) relatives and all drink a beer and toast Ireland. Not one of them cares about which side their ancestor were on. We're all just Irish on St. Patty's day.

    And yet, when I listen to Muslim Clerics and such talking about why they hate us they always talk about something that some people from Europe did some folks from where they live 700 years ago. We aren't the people who did it them. And you are not the people it happened to. What kind of sickness is at the core of a society that keeps a grudge for 700 years?

    Of course, that is the problem. The extremist Muslims seem to still be nursing a grudge from 700 years ago. Every heard a European express a grudge against the Mongols 700 years ago? No? Me neither. But, we are dealing with people who use something that happened 700 years ago as justification for killing us.

    One last comment: You don't want to piss off every South Park fan in the world. You really don't. Kill South Park and millions of people who don't currently even bother to vote will become your implacable enemies. Blowing up lower Manhattan is one thing. Messing with a favorite TV show, now that is something you do not want to do.

    Stonewolf

    P.S.

    I'm a great great grandson of John D. Lee. (look up "The Mountain Meadow Massacre. And yes, according to my family he did it.) So I understand what religious fanaticism can do to people at a deep personal level. I truly hope that this problem passes into history with no more violence. But, I deeply fear that it will lead to the deaths of millions, if not billions, of people.

    1. Re:Why do they always bring this up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to nitpick but it needs to be said: it's not called St. 'Patty's' Day - the shortened version of Patrick is Paddy, hence we call it St. Paddy's Day - Patty is a type of cake. :)

    2. Re:Why do they always bring this up? by stonewolf · · Score: 1

      Oops, my bad.

      You are absolutely correct.

      My deepest apologies to anyone who was offend by my misspelling of Paddy.

      If I said that on St. Paddy's day I could start a real brouhaha!

      Stonewolf
       

    3. Re:Why do they always bring this up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      REMEMBER....

      The 'CRUSADES' where the West feels soooo guilty...about fighting... were aimed at getting CHRISTIAN LANDS BACK.

      That's right. BACK. Those lands were CHRISTIAN before they were CONQUERED.

      Just saying. Know the context.

    4. Re:Why do they always bring this up? by stonewolf · · Score: 1

      I know the context as well as anyone living 700 years after the event can know it. That is to say, I read the history. I can't possibly understand the actual context.

      I have never seen any indication that anyone in the west feels guilty about the Crusades. I certainly don't. I don't think I ever met anyone from the west who cares about them one way or another.

      Did you grow up in western civilization? And you care? That would be very interesting to me.

      Stonewolf?

    5. Re:Why do they always bring this up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crusades started from the need to protect the pilgrims from the bandits of the area. It was like a Vietnam in that sense as it started as a police operation.

  153. Re:Mentally ill people are mentally ill... News at by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1

    "Could happen?"

    Have you been living in a closet?

  154. Does by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    Does Muhammad shit in the woods?

    How do they know it's Muhammad in the bear suit? I thought the dude died a long time ago, sho how come he's still walking around? Is he a zombie looking for BRAINS to eat?

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  155. I hate those people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a pro-lifer I really hate those people that go out and kill abortion doctors. The way to protest murder is not with murder of your own.

    Also I am against the death penalty for the same reason.

    1. Re:I hate those people by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Wish you hadn't posted as AC. And included, war and euthanasia in that.

      I've also recently been known to argue that fractional reserve banking is basically the same crime as abortion, murder, war, euthanasia and the death penalty, but the links are a little harder to see.

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  156. What we need... by Codex_of_Wisdom · · Score: 1

    ...is for people to understand their own religions!
    Muhammad is NOT holy or to be worshiped. He is not supposed to be depicted for the sole reason that he NOT be holy or worshiped. These extremists are taking this the exact opposite that they should.
    Disclaimer: I am only targeting some Muslims because they are in the spotlight. Some people in all religions are guilty.

  157. Re:some muslims say you can't question certain thi by majid_aldo · · Score: 1

    the muslim world does not have oil in general. only a handful of persian gulf countries do.

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  158. HERE JUST TO SAY... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROFL!!!! Could these people get any more childish and ridiculous? Upset about a cartoon, let alone angry?!!?! LOL! Whew, I can't stop laughing... ROFLMAO!

  159. and the bible is different how? by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

    Actually your assumptions are turning around on you... Most forms of Islam are as "non-literal" as most forms of Christianity... Hyper-strict interpretation Islam is as much of a sideline in that faith as it is in Jesus's fanclub.

    Violence in the Islamic laws frequently parallel those found in the Old Testament, the basis of both Christianity and Judaism. Are their Muslims that feel that those laws still apply? Yes, of course, but there are also Christians and Jews who feel the same about their old laws (just look at how hard it has been to add GLBT protections to the hate-crime laws). Christians have been using the words of Paul (new testament remember) to condone the beating of women, GLBTs, genocide, murder, rape, theft... hell you name it, they did it. Does that mean that Christianity as a whole is about raping and killing? no, you need to look beyond the petty justifications of power hungry megalomaniacs to see the actual basis of the faith itself.

    I would be hard pressed to find a faith that has not had a rule perverted to support violence by someone interested in personal gain...

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    1. Re:and the bible is different how? by priegog · · Score: 1

      Really? Can you please tell me exactly how many "orthodox" islamic subcults do NOT force their women to wear at the very least veils? Where they are allowed to drive? I could go on...

    2. Re:and the bible is different how? by makomk · · Score: 1

      Take a look at the Haredim sect of Judaism sometime. They're quite similar (including the odd acid attack on women who are insufficiently modest in appearance). Buses in several major Israeli cities are now segregated by gender for their benefit - with the women at the back, naturally.

  160. First kill self then threaten South Park by losttoy · · Score: 1

    Why are these radical muslims watching South Park? I thought watching television was prohibited for them. So by watching South Park they committed heresy and should now kill themselves! Right?

  161. Desensitize the bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There should be, at minimum, one insulting comment every weak picking on one religious icon or another. Just for the sake of desensitizing people and keeping them from getting so worked up. After a while it will be the same old cornflakes. Besides, theres what? A billion towel heads with the name Mohammad? Why dont the cartoonists just say they are making fun of Mohammad the cab driver.. that would limit it to just 5000 in NYC alone.

  162. cast the first stone? by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

    how many crimes in the old testament are punished by stoning? makes me wonder how there are any rocks left in the middle east.

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  163. Re:As the Rednecks say: by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    Too be fair, the terrorists are no more about Islam then Pat Robertson is about Christianity.

    Actually, to be fair, the terrorists are AS MUCH about Islam as Pat Robertson is about Christianity.

  164. and where do the wahhabi petrobarons by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    put their money?

    in madrassas and charities all over pakistan

    where do the theocrats in iran spend their petrodollars?

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  165. DNS Hacked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On three different networks, revolutionmuslim.com/ takes us to localhost. Anyone else having issues?

  166. Blind Faith by slick7 · · Score: 1

    Any religion that adheres to the idea of blind faith, relies on the light of ignorance to lead the blind (to reality) with faith in the ministers who lead the blind.

    What if....it was God/Jehovah/Allah/Vishnu/Rama/Grandfather/Grandmother/Flying Spaghetti Monster/Cosmic Bran Muffin that guided the hand of every cartoonist just to see which "FAITH" has the capacity to laugh at themselves...I know, She was only kidding.

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  167. Misunderstanding of God by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

    On a related note - why do HUMANS think they need to defend GOD?

    Because they see themselves as weak and in need of defense, and they cannot help but project their self image onto God.

    God is not a weakling. He has no need of defense because He cannot be attacked.

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  168. Timothy McVeigh by Huge_UID · · Score: 1

    Why were you modded up?

  169. Re:A possible solution to this problem for all tim by cdrguru · · Score: 1

    An important lesson that the past 10 years or should have taught everyone.

    There are no extremist Muslims. They are a figment of George Bush's imagination. They simply do not exist.

    That isn't to say that Muslims in general are not offended by blasphemy. They are, and when whipped into a frenzy by the right imam, they are no match for a bunch of cartoonists.

    Why do you think blasphemy is illegal in many parts of the world now? Because when it is committed the perpetrators need to be be dealt with harshly. Will the US start beheading blasphemers? Well, when push comes to shove, they might have to. Or face the consequences.

  170. Bwhahaahaha by tpjunkie · · Score: 1

    nt

  171. Misunderstanding by GerryHattrick · · Score: 1

    They've misunderstood their own rules. No depictions of their Prophet (or anything much else) specifically to avoid idolatry. (Unlike gory crucifixions, painted icons, golden calves etc.) But if the depictions are merely for fun, and not for worship, surely the distress is less. Their point is precisely that their Prophet is *not* God, so where is the problem?

  172. false info about Buddha by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Sort of, but I think it mostly derives from certain Muslim traditions that either discourage or outright ban visual depictions of any living creature, particularly humans. This is part of the reason the Taliban in Afghanistan blew up those giant statues of Buddha,

    That's not true at all. They blew up the Buddha statues because they saw Buddha doing coke in front of children.

  173. C:\inetpub\wwwroot\index.php by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently, terrorists use PHP on Windows. Definately a terrifying thought. Get it? ah ah

  174. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the notion, however generalizing and racist it is might or be, that belief in religion (unclear where disillusion comes in) is a problem, I suspect that calling 'this' a "the real problem" is missing the point of problems with human relations. Seems fair to state that the 'problem as such' is neither the people or the religion, but foremost the communication of such a problem. So calling 'this' a 'problem' seem more appropriate than calling it 'the real problem'.

    "Religion needs to be mocked"

    Such a notion is patently wrong in two ways. First that so called 'religion' has a need, the second that so called 'religion' being mocked. It should be obvious that mockery, either leads to two things, comedy or ridicule meant to directly hurt or offend the ones 'feeling mocked'. The problem then is how mockery is meant to be communicated, as a way of relation to other people.

    Mockery between friends or even between people of an entire 'people' on tv is one thing, the intention for inciting awkwardness by mockery is another.

    Bottom line, even concidering people as stupid, imo it seem obvious that the problem of cultures and racism ought to be the problem of communication.

  175. Re:Religion of peace eh? by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    So, you're saying that Islam is guilty of copyright infringement, eh? Well, then... it's only a matter of time before RIAA bombers take to the skies.

  176. The problem is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is no religion that says killing an abortion doctor is ok. Not one.

  177. Early Christian != Catholic by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    um, wasn't Catholicism the original christian religion from which all denominations of christianity derived?

    As a Protestant, I'd say that early Christianity wasn't Catholic, and after it became so, some people protested and branched off. Which is why that event is called the Reformation - saying, "this church has strayed from its roots and must be reformed."

  178. Well tonight they will be airing another EP.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Featuring the god of the sand.
    you can see a preview of it on the official site: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/267117/?tab=featured

    However, i think it will be another EP about T&P.

  179. Revolution Muslim is a false-flag organization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Revolution Muslim is headed by two Jews that are supposedly "converts." Here's an image of one of them holding a sign with the word 'Jews' mispelled with 'Juice.'

    http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/muslim-protester1.jpg

    You'd think that a Jewish convert would be able to spell 'Jews' properly.

    There is some info about the two guys and their connections with the ADL here:

    http://catholicforum.fisheaters.com/index.php?topic=3427255.0

    Some more humerus media of these two Jewish guys:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do0ryiU8y28&feature=player_embedded#t=4m18s

    http://pibillwarner.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/image060.jpg

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IKmlNWItWss/Shmg0QBD2XI/AAAAAAAAAq0/SNaEgLXt1Ow/s320/Yousef+al-Khattab+Revolution+Muslim.jpg

  180. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they just don't get it do they?

  181. Bear Suit? Damn! by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    afaik Muhammad had a 9 year old wife (I don't know for sure, I just heared that)... so having him in a Bear Suit MAY be a reference to Pedobear and I if you put the head of a religion in SUCH a context, you have to expect extreme reactions...

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  182. Offended religion checklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CHECK Offend Jews: Season 1Episode 10 "A Jew on Christmas"
    CHECK Offend Christians:Public Access Jesus
    CHECK Offend Satanists: Satan & Saddam
                                                  "You got kicked out of here for being a headstrong rebel, and now you're a whiny little bitch."

    CHECK Offend Protestants: Season 4 Episode 11 Hell Director welcomes a group of new arrivals to Hell
    CHECK Offend Jehovah's Season 4 Episode 11 Witnesses: Hell Director welcomes a group of new arrivals to Hell.
    CHECK Offend Mormons: Season 4 Episode 11
    CHECK Offend Buddhist: Season 4 Episode 11
    CHECK Offend Scientologists: Season 9 Episode 12"Trapped in the Closet"
    CHECK Offend Catholics: Season 9 Episode 14
    CHECK Offend Muslims: What took so long Season 10 Episode 3

    1. Re:Offended religion checklist by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      You forgot atheists. There was that episode where the town decided to be atheists, and whenever somebody spoke of atheism, shit was - literally - coming out of their mouths.

  183. Christian modernity my ass by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

    Is not that Christianity has moved ahead and Islam has remained behind, it's that people in the West moved ahead and left Christianity behind (with all the horrors that the religious fundamentalism, no matter what religion, implies).

    And yes, these troglodytes are disgusting.

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  184. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by Golddess · · Score: 1

    but this is definitely "fire in a crowded theater" material.

    Wait, what? So does that mean if I tell you I will hurt anyone who mocks soup, you think that no one should be allowed to mock soup? And anyone who does should be punished for inciting violence or something? I mean, why else compare this to "fire in a crowded theater" unless you think someone doing so should be punished?

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  185. The bear costume. by Col.+Bloodnok · · Score: 1

    I believe the bear costume is a reference to this:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7112929.stm

  186. Re:As the Rednecks say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "All I ever needed to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11."

    For me, 9/11 was easily written off as a work of a small group of extremist nutjobs. Instead, the outrage against the Muhammad cartoons in the Muslim world was a tipping-point when my earlier light dislike of Islam turned into sheer repulsion. This was no small group, there were raging hordes on the streets in the entire Middle East, burning effigies and torching embassies. All over a few cartoons. Just a little later, there was an Islamic protest against the cartoons by 800 Muslims in the UK, many carrying placards with outright hateful messages such as "behead those who insult Islam", "Liberalism go to Hell" and "Europe, your 9/11 will come". And two years later there were the rage over the Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks, who had depicted Muhammad as a roundabout dog, which again caused an uproar in the Muslim world, with demands that the Swedish government should apologize and harshly punish the cartoonist, as well as pass laws banning criticism of Islam.

    Each time something like this happens, I dislike Islam more and more. As an atheist, I don't really care for any religion, but there is no religion I despise as much as Islam. It would be nice if someone could invent a medical cure against Islam, then we could disperse it in the water mains in the Middle East and Islamic countries.

  187. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Rubbish. Fire is physically dangerous, and fear of that danger can cause panic - which is itself dangerous. Insults are not - and don't try to make out that the reactions to them are the same thing.

    So it's really more like shouting "you're all poopy-heads" in a crowded theater.

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  188. religons are all about violence by Nyder · · Score: 1

    Religons cause more stupid ass violence in this world.

    Ya, we kill each other over stupid ass ideas, that no one can prove is real, yet believe it to the point they have no problem killing others for not believing in it.

    The problem is, even if you believe in your religon, but don't have the extreme views, your just as guilty. why you ask? because you keep the belief going on.

    life on this planet has shown us, many times, that man is stupid and will take his stupid beliefs to the extreme then to admit he was wrong. and religons are teh biggest examples of this.

    I see peeps on the corner trying to spread their religon as kin to someone who found a drug and is trying to get all his friends to join in so he doens't feel stupid for doing it alone.

    And worse, they think because they found "something else" that everyone else is missing out.

    Look people, it's very easy.

    There is no god. no jesus, no budda, no mahammad, no purple spaggetti monster, nothing.

    We live, and we die.

    there isn't any point in our lifes, other then living, breeding, and dying.

    The problem is, thats too much for a lot of you to handle. You think you need some rules to govern your behavior in this life, so you believe in crap that doesn't even make a good movie.

    Honestly, i think religions were started because some peeps figured out that if everyone didn't think they need to be nice to get to heaven, then everyone would be mean to each other.

    Well, dang, religons even screwed that up.

    If you need a reason to be nice to people everyday, to treat others with respect, you have worse problems then needing a religon.

    What we need is to educate everyone, give everyone in the world the same things, a job, a place to live, food to eat. Then you'll find the misunderstandings might just start to go away.

    But with religons being around, they won't. Religons breed ignorance.

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  189. Religions, oh, religions by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I think there needs to be an adult film made, something like:

    Passion of the Christ on Allah and Co.

    Muhammad takes it up the ass from Christ, then Buddha comes all over the both of them, then Shiva shits in Christ's mouth, then Allah does 2 Girls 1 Cup thing with Christ, then Tom Cruise licks everybody's balls, then Ra teabags Zeus, Christ, Allah, Muhammad. Then Poseidon goes golden shower on all of these motherfuckers. Then Muhammad and Christ both eat dog shit and get fucked by a giant horse. Then the Holly Spirit descends on them but gets gang-raped.

    Then god and christ and allah and buddha and muhammad start sucking each other cocks in a ring.

    Yeah, I think that video would be a hit.

    1. Re:Religions, oh, religions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that would be a hit amongst gay men, but the rest of us will pass, thanks.

  190. Re:Religion of peace eh? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. (John 8:7)

    Read the footnotes on that one.

  191. Re:"warn"? Are you kidding me? by Tokerat · · Score: 1

    From what I gather, this seems much less like a "don't walk across that highway or you'll die" and a little more like "You messed with us and now we're gonna kill you! Right? I bet someone out there is crazy enough to do it. Just saying someone should. You know?"

    Disclaimer: I have not read the full post in context.

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  192. and where do US bombs and influence go? by majid_aldo · · Score: 1

    bombs to those who disagree.

    influence to those who agree: the dictators of the middle east.

    then you complain that we get upset when you make fun of Muhammad. we're not in the mood.

    and you'd be less inclined to make fun if Muslim people actually had control of their political affairs.

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  193. Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Islamic extremists need to realize that Matt Stone and Trey Parker can only orgasm when people are upset about their work...

    By threatening to kill them for depicting Muhammad (in a silly way) they are giving Matt and Trey EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT!

    I personally look forward to their upcoming musical about Mormons.

    1. Re:Subject by duhjim · · Score: 1

      Islamic extremists need to realize that Matt Stone and Trey Parker can only orgasm when people are upset about their work...

      By threatening to kill them for depicting Muhammad (in a silly way) they are giving Matt and Trey EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT!

      I personally look forward to their upcoming musical about Mormons.

      "14 Brides for 7 Brothers", coming soon to a theater near you.

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  196. no fear by Cyko_01 · · Score: 1

    these guys openly made fun of scientology! They are not afraid of getting killed. If one of the writers was killed there would probably be a show about it the next week.

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  198. I propose a holiday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I propose an impromptu holiday named Muhammad Appreciation Day where we all draw our best portrayals of our bearded pal from the East and place them on the internet. I think I'll draw me giving Muhammad a high-five on the top of a grassy knoll.

  199. Great qualifications! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your family were full of brain surgeons, would you be qualified to perform operations?

    1. Re:Great qualifications! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      If your family were full of brain surgeons, would you be qualified to perform operations?

      Nope, but I'd be a hell of a lot more knowledgeable on the topic than you.

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  200. Warning: Fox News link! by solferino · · Score: 1

    Why did the submitter see fit to link to coverage on Fox 'News'. I feel dirty now after clicking on the link.

    Google News shows that this story is getting coverage on many other, much more reputable, news websites.

  201. I don't like your imaginary friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Muhammad was a cunt!

    There, now they'll have to blow up the whole internet. Threatening bodily harm to somebody for insulting your imaginary friend is absurd and juvenile. Almost as juvenile as referring to one's religious figurehead as a cunt. Tee hee.

  202. oh i get it by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    when a muslim mass murders, it's the usa's fault

    by your logic, every bomb that falls on muslim lands since 9/11 is islam's fault

    i don't agree with that logic, i'm merely using your own way of thinking

    how about this: the usa shouldn't bomb anyone, and no muslim should mass murder. that's what i think. do you agree?

    MY actions are MY fault, and YOUR actions are YOUR fault

    but i see too much of this: "the guy who shot up innocents or suicide bombed or drove airplanes into buildings who are from muslim lands: that's your fault"

    when you say that your actions are my fault, then what you are saying is that you don't have any responsibility. and when you don't have any responsibility, then yes: the usa is in charge. BECAUSE YOU ABDICATED YOUR RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS WITH YOUR OWN WORDS

    and then you, my friend, are the enemy of peace, and the enemy of the teachings of islam. is it that islam teaches you have no responsibility for what happens in your land? does islam teach that muslims have no leadership? i don't believe that. but that's what YOU are saying about islam. you just don't understand the full implications of saying "what i do is your fault"

    you take accountability for the actions of muslim fanatics, you clean up house, and then we talk. i take full responsibility for bombs falling on muslim lands. that's how leadership works. now you lead too

    until then, until i see some muslims taking responsibility for their own atrocities, until i see someone who takes repsonsibility for what they do by their hand, that emanates from their own land, then there is no talking to you possible, only more death, for both of us. because you won't stand and deliver

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    1. Re:oh i get it by majid_aldo · · Score: 1

      no.

      simple response:
      BOTH ends have responsibilities... ..since each affects the other. no one is completely independent.

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  203. No, the "Enlightenment" was the problem. by gillbates · · Score: 1

    In France, it produced a bloody revolt which killed anyone suspected of treason. Which at the time could have something as simple as expressing the notion that the Revolution was not quite as good as imagined.

    The Enlightenment mentality, or the notion of "progress" continues to serve as a faithful companion of the popular sociopath, the Politician. Surely, surely, your rights are being oppressed in some way; if you're not content with your current station in life, there's someone who will point to those better off than you and insist - that if you just give him absolute power - he'll rectify this horrible situation. If you aren't better off than your parents' generation; if you don't make as much money as you'd like; if -- GOSH! -- you can't afford health care, then there's surely someone richer than you to blame, and in the name of progress, the politician will take it away from THAT person, and promise it to you.

    And we have plenty of examples. Hitler and Stalin both played the progress card. The Democrats are playing the progress card in the name of raising taxes and health care costs. Surely, if you don't have what think you deserve, there's someone else to blame. There always is.

    And progress must occur! We can't ever, EVER, get there. Sure, we can eliminate racism and sexism and classism and just about every kind of ism there is, but progress must occur. We're always just a little shy of the goal, and with the *right* people in power, it's sure to be just around the corner.

    Funny thing is, though, human nature hasn't changed in our entire recorded history. Today, nearly three centuries after the Enlightenment, we still have what is referred euphemistically as the Business Cycle, where every decade or so, about one in ten lose their jobs, and frequently their houses. Granted, they have no fear of the aristocracy, because they can't figure out that, regardless of their so called freedoms, they're still under the thumbs of the rich. But of course, the rich are capitalists, so that makes it okay. Sure, they can *theoretically* free themselves, but only by foregoing most of the amenities in life their colleagues consider essential, including owning their own house.

    But hey, it's Progress! Does anyone really care if the promised improvements in standard of living are eternally almost there; if the promised freedoms can be subverted by the Executive Branch if it so much as "has a good faith belief" that something naughty is going on; if the threat of lawsuit prevents anyone but the rich from exercising their rights?

    Islam appeals to many people because it contains absolute rules by which to live. This, people can deal with. They know what they can expect; it is binding on rich and poor alike; and it isn't subject to the whims of whomever is in power at the moment - that is, the religion and its interpretations are not subject to the local elected politicians, but to the imams. In the US, the President can wage his own private war; in Iran, only the Ayatollah can. Imagine for a moment if the US had to acquire Vatican approval before shipping troops off to war.

    Now this isn't to say that Islamic world doesn't have its share of problems, but it already had its Enlightenment moment prior to the Crusades. During which time it contributed greatly to the world; we have algebra because of Islamic scholars. The next logical step - Calculus, wouldn't occur for another half-millenia. But Islam found the Enlightenment lacking, and returned to its authoritarian roots. The reason why is left as an exercise for the reader, but to understand why is a very illuminating experience.

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    1. Re:No, the "Enlightenment" was the problem. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh no! Power hungry politicians might use appeals to "progress" in order to dominate and control us! Quick, lets establish a class of politicians(yes, a religious leader is nothing but a politician in a funny hat) who already have absolute power, and thus don't need to promise anything, aside from an afterlife, which is a very cheap promise indeed, in order to dominate and control us. Problem solved!

      In the same, contradictory, vein, you mention "In the US, the President can wage his own private war; in Iran, only the Ayatollah can." as though that were some sort of advantage. Yes, the US executive has too much ability to do whatever the fuck he wants, with the only real penalty being losing office after 4 years. The alternative proposed, though, is even worse. (Incidentally, the idea that the Pope would be a moderating influence is largely only true because of the Enlightenment. Wasn't so long ago that Popes had their own standing armies, and called crusades[in a manner rather similar to today's more militant "fatwa" declarations]. Nor were all of these crusades external. The reason that the "cathar" variant of Christianity is mentioned only historically is because of the thoroughness of the Albigensian crusades[best line of that particular conflict: "Kill them all, God will know his own"].)

      Yes, it must, undeniably, be admitted that the Enlightenment didn't live up to the highest hopes of its backers. That much is undeniable. However, it was an improvement over what came before, and subsequent reactions against it have, unequivocally, been steps backwards.

      Fascism and Communism in Europe, and Fundamentalism in the Middle East, have preserved most of the vices, and destroyed most of the virtues, of Enlightenment. If you think that religious authoritarianism manages to create "rules that apply to rich and poor alike", where secular rule of law has not, you are dreaming.

    2. Re:No, the "Enlightenment" was the problem. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      An addendum: Specifically, anybody who thinks that religion promotes equal application of rules should look at the Catholic Church's sex abuse coverup(please note, the kiddie fiddling itself, while tragic, is not unique to the church, the incredible institutional stonewalling, at all levels, is, however, a useful demonstration of how "rule of law" goes down under religious authority structures). For a more exotic take, google "dancing boys of afghanistan". Ooh boy, religious repression brings out some weird kink, and religious authority structures give certain old men in funny hats the power to act them out...

      If you want economic justice, consider medieval Catholic "Indulgences"(why yes, you can buy your way into heaven) or the later Protestant invention of the "Gospel of Wealth"(why yes, God wants you to be rich. Oh, you aren't rich, I wonder what that says about what God thinks of you, sucker?)

    3. Re:No, the "Enlightenment" was the problem. by gillbates · · Score: 1

      So, if I understand you correctly, you're refuting your original point that Islam never had an Enlightenment moment.

      subsequent reactions against it have, unequivocally, been steps backwards.

      So, I guess ignorance is cyclical then. Did the flame of the Enlightenment go out? Or, did society (as Islam teaches) forget the good?

      The fundamental problem with the Enlightenment was that its key principles had already been put forth nearly 3 millenia before its existence. The notions of liberty, equality, and brotherhood had already been well established by a certain set Hebrews who would go on to change the way the entire world thought about God and morality. So how was the Enlightenment different?

      It changed the political structure of Europe. Democracy had already been done by the Greeks and the Romans. Freedom was already well articulated in the Gospels. The concept of egalitarianism, of the rights of man, had already been mentioned 700 years prior in the Magna Carta. To most Frenchmen, the Enlightenment changed nothing - except instead of being wary of the nobility, they now had to be wary of Jacobins. And within a century, France would suffer yet another bloody revolution.

      For all its bloodshed, the French Revolution brought only the notion of progress - that our material standard of living must somehow improve from one generation to the next, that we must become, as a society, progressively "better" with time. Yes, this notion survives to this day, but it is a curious notion.

      Curious because, even though the Vatican had condemned slavery in the 16th century, the United States was founded by slaveholders. Clearly, liberty didn't extend to blacks, equality was withheld from women and Indians, and brotherhood was extended only to your land-owning neighbor. And, in some states, Catholic Mass was illegal, a condition that would persist even as late as the 20th century.

      So where did the Enlightenment go wrong? Was progress such a bad notion? Or was it just naive to expect everyone to "behave as they should, instead of according to their best interests" all of the time? Or, perhaps people came to realize that continuous improvement in standard of living was unsustainable, that political philosophies didn't solve the fundamental problem that mankind was *tempted* to do evil, in spite of knowing better.

      For almost 1400 years, the Catholic Church reigned in Europe. Enlightenment's reign was hardly a twentieth of that. And yet, in spite of its abysmal failure politically, people continue to whitewash the atrocities committed in the name of progress as if 18th century France was a land overflowing with milk and honey.

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  204. you're repeating what i said by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you're agreeing with me

    i'm saying american bombs on muslim lands is my fault and i will work to stop it

    so are you saying:
    1. muslim bombers are my fault?
    2. muslim bombers are your fault and you are going to fight the fanatics coming from your lands?

    it's in your own best interest: muslim suicide bombers and other muslim fanatics kill more muslims than american bombs and guns by orders of magnitude

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  205. Mohammad is a fucking fruitcake ! by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

    For Muslims Mohammad isn't "a guy", he is their most sacred prophet.

    For this ex-Muslim, that Mohammad is a nutcase.

    That Mohammad went hiding in a cave, and when he came out, he told everyone that an angel met him there, and declared to him that he has become the "new prophet".

    In modern world, that Mohammad will either be ignored, or thrown into a mental asylum.

    I became a Muslim since my parents were Muslims. I was born into Islam.

    However I chose to get out of that fanatical cult since I can't fanthom wasting my entire life - the life granted by God himself - following the teachings of a fucking fruitcase.

    I know, I know, this message gonna be mod to oblivion, again.

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    1. Re:Mohammad is a fucking fruitcake ! by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      In modern world, that Mohammad will either be ignored, or thrown into a mental asylum.

      Actually, he would likely found this religion. It's amazing to see the parallels between the founding of Islam and the founding of Mormonism.

  206. Re:As the Rednecks say: by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    Well, if it's your religion I believe that you know it better than I do. On the other hand, I think that manipulating scripture by opportunists is a nearly universal phenomenon.

  207. Re:A possible solution to this problem for all tim by Derleth · · Score: 1

    What if hundreds of thousands or even millions of westerners drew and posted online depictions of the prophet Mohammed? Would that finally make the point that secular cultures are not bound by religious law and enjoy the freedom to ignore dogma as desired?

    No, it would convince them (the morons protesting South Park, the morons who rioted over the Danish cartoons, and similar people) that all Christians hate Islam and the Prophet and therefore want to kill them. They are convinced that we would be just as angry as they are if someone made really offensive pictures of Jesus. They do not understand our way of life.

    I think a better plan might be to give them those offensive pictures of Jesus. Make a million images of Jesus being humiliated, urinate on a few thousand crucifixes, and maybe then they will begin to understand that we are not like them when it comes to religion.

    Of course, then we might have to work on the fact a large number of us have no religion at all. That might take a while.

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  208. Eastern Orthodox... by epte · · Score: 1

    ...are not Catholic. Neither Eastern Orthodox nor Catholics say this. Eastern Orthodox churches aren't in communion with Rome (though there are some Byzantine Rite Catholic churches that are, such as Melkites) and don't recognize papal authority, regarding modern day papalism as innovation (and therefore extra and external) on the Christian faith. Eastern Orthodox assert that Rome was one of the Christian cities that, regrettably, split off and went its own way.

  209. Read your (film) history :) by ericvids · · Score: 1

    Jesus was not even portrayed in cinema until 1961's "King of King's".

    An earlier silent movie also named King of Kings (1927) also portrayed Jesus. In fact, depictions of Jesus go back as early as 1897, almost in line with the advent of film itself.

    Maybe you mean non-sacred depictions? In which case I can only go back as far as 1979 (Life of Brian).

    I'm not disagreeing with your main point... just that itty bitty claim. :)

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  210. You are absolutely right! by thijsh · · Score: 1

    According to Sun Tsu terrorism is a valid tactic of war (especially if you are at a disadvantage)... And if you look at recent history terrorism (in the original definition) is widely used by all kinds of aggressors and defenders in their wars, some countries to use it the last decades (but are not known for it) are Germany, Israel and the USA for example. Other smaller parties are widely known for using terrorism, hence they are known as 'terrorist'. But because of this people lose focus what terrorism really is. These aren't nut-jobs who love to blow themselves up, these are fighters fighting a losing war and choosing to do so by any extreme means!

    1. Re:You are absolutely right! by More+Trouble · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the movie "Heathers" -- "Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make. "

  211. Re:As the Rednecks say: by Evtim · · Score: 1

    And for me, the tipping point (also an atheist, scientific one) it was when I learned that the muslims have joined the effort of the christians in destroying the secular societies in Europe, spreading leaflets against science and so on.

    Now, you cannot make me fight because of religion, money, patriotism or any other -ism. But try to take away the secular society (how secular it is by not prosecuting the pedo-priests is another question) and I will meet you with deadly force. I was eager to join any anti-war demonstration in the last decade and I have always accused the west of poring oil in the fire (pun intended) of the christian-muslim antagonism, but now both sides are given the label "destructive, ignorant motherfuckers" and I will gladly fight them all given the chance.

    Illustration - recently, there were local elections in the Netherlands. I was not entirely surprised to discover that when it comes to restricting human liberties and removing the excellent "freedom package" TM, that the Dutch enjoy (the best package in the world, you know - gay rights, abortion, euthanasia, soft drugs, legal prostitution) the party of the notorious anti-islamist Gert Wilders (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gert_Wilders) and the Islamic democratic party were in accord. Lovely!

    In fact the coffe shops in Amsterdam had a poster dividing the parties that are for and against the coffieshops and the "against" section consisted of:

    1. Christian democrats - religious wackos

    2. PVV (Wilders) - nazi, xenophobic wackos

    3. The "democratic" muslims - religious wackos (isn't it that smoking hash is kind of part of being muslim? I get that impression from movies for Afghanistan and the coffee shops in some districs)

    4. The VVD (kind of started as party for the middle class but turned IMO into big business lapdog) - economy wackos. Maybe they are paid by the mafia on this issue because they want the business back in their hands (pure speculation here).

    On top of that I realized how much non-secular, knee-jerk the USA and UK are because they were the first to back out and remove the content after the Danish cartoon scandal exploded.

    Do you see a trend here, or is it just me....

  212. Clairvoyance by Narcogen · · Score: 1

    It's a bear suit. How do they know it's Muhammad?

    Because the other characters say it is? So now it's unacceptable to mention Mohammad? What if the narrator is unreliable? Wouldn't the logical position of a devout Muslim be that Muhammad did never and would never wear a bear suit, and so this depiction is NOT Muhammad?

    What if two on-screen characters disagree? What if one says "that's Mohammad over there in the bear suit" and the second one says "no it isn't".

    Have they "depicted" Mohammad in any readily recognizable fashion whatsoever?

    1. Re:Clairvoyance by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      ** SPOILER ALERT **

      You basically just outlined the second episode (which aired the other day). It wasn't really Muhammad in the bear suit, they were just lying about it. It was Santa Clause. Muhammad was still in the U-Haul (which is apparently acceptable).

      Also, they started bleeping out all mentions of the name "Muhammad" as well keeping the "Censored" bar over him as he walked around.

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  213. We think you should face the music Roman_Mir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I love it, apparently some trolling AC subscribed to my newsletter and is reading my every comment and needs to reply to all of them multiple times even. Excellent, next thing I know I have my own TV news station." - by roman_mir (125474) on Tuesday April 20, @10:58AM (#31910300) Homepage

    http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1622780&cid=31904240 it would appear that a quote has you shown trolling others, first no less, right in that url I just put up (first of all).

    Secondly/also, per my subject-line above: Face the music there in that URL link then.

    If you don't then everyone knows your skills & knowledge in the field of computing is shockingly limited, and also that you screwed up badly also by avoiding "facing the music" in that url there.

    If you do face the music, then your show's going to have to be a comedy is my guess because it's going to be funny watching you "eat your own words" (flavored with the 'bitter taste of defeat' and worst of all, your defeating yourself no less in your mistakes and your failing to answer up to them also), roman_mir, in that url I put up here.

    You are just another dime a dozen "web developer" (that's a joke) and not truly a computer programmer is all.

  214. And by mahadiga · · Score: 1

    "Religion was born when the first con man met the first fool." --Mark Twain

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  215. We should "warn" the muslims too- by mxh83 · · Score: 1

    If you harm anyone from southpark, we'll have to kill a lot of you.

  216. It's not the religion, it's the leaders by tarlss · · Score: 1

    Like an earlier post has stated, the Islamic world/Middle East was not always a cesspool of extremism and terrorism. Before the 1979 Islamic revolution and the creation of Israel, the Middle East was as calm a place as any other.

    What happened to the Middle East was the same thing that happened to Africa. Years of colonial control under European nations suddenly evaporated after WWII. As a result, lots of crazy came to the surface and extremists took power.

    It's the Western world's own damn fault for creating these terrorists and pirates. We imposed Western ideals onto these cultures by force, and as a result it poisoned them to all of our ideas, not only the bad, but also the good. The lesson they learned is that a small number of men leveraging technology, guns and social propaganda can cower an entire populace by force.

    It wasn't even as far back as the 16th century that the Middle East was a center of civilization and refinement. Just before WWI, the Ottoman Empire pretty much owned the place and kept the populace happy and educated. It was comparable to the other European monarchies at the time like Austria, Germany or Russia. What they DID lack was a massive build up of militarization due to the European arms race. Don't forget that most of us were still pretty barbaric in the early 20th century- Western powers had no qualms about throwing machine guns and gunboats around prompted by religious reasoning. Of course, it was politics that motivated the start of WWI...really, that's MUCH more rational...

    After WWII, the crop of leaders that took the reigns of Middle Eastern countries were pretty reasonable, UNTIL the West suddenly planted a brand new nation in the middle of one of their holiest cities. Go figure. Even after the Six Day War, only Israel really had to worry about Muslim aggression. And that was from whole countries, not terrorists.

    The Iranian revolution was THE catalyst for today's terrorists. The revolutionaries fought against mechanized troops, tanks and planes, the best the CIA could supply the Iranian Sultan and Saddam with. We -taught- them that the proper tactics for defeating modern armies was not through force of arms, but social mobilzation.

    The Islamic extremists are simply a more evolved version of what we see in Africa today- demogouges taking advantage of a poor populace and feeding them hatred. The main difference is that they've moved past killing each other, and moved on to killing foreigners. Generally this is how proper nations are made- you stabilize a region by emphasizing a common foreign enemy. In this case, it's 'the evil West"

    It's our own ignorance that makes us think that Islam is the root of this problem. It's not. Islam is about as violent as Christianity. They all have their various elements against blasphemy and the like. It's simply the fact that religious leaders in the Islamic communities have MUCH more power. They're petty dictators that have full control over their homelands, and now are moving on to conquer new horizons. Saddams and Castros aren't dangerous because they're content with their little personality cults. These guys are MORE DANGEROUS because they have ambition- they not only have the devotion of their flock, now they're trying to move onto the next country over.

    It all goes back to politics. Islam is a vehicle for dictators to make war. These dictators dress up in the robes of clerics and have religious upbringings, but in the end they're the same as Napolean or Saddam, more interested in their own personality cult. When other religious figures threaten them, they are no less ruthless. See the recent Iran elections for evidence.

    See, the CIA and the US in general has made a really bad habit of targeting and assassinating leaders. That has been it's modus operandi throughout the Cold War. So these religious leaders have adopted personalities that -transcend- themselves and become part of a religion. Kill them, and they become martyrs. It's the perfect tactic to counter the CIA's headhunting tactics.

  217. Alright, I'm a Muslim, by oamasood · · Score: 2, Informative

    so I thought I'd comment on this. 1) RevolutionMuslim.com is as you say a "radical website," although from my understanding the majority of Muslims and Islamic scholars do not agree with the ideas promoted by this website. 2) Every religion/system of beliefs/philosophy etc has extremists willing to violently get their objectives done. 3) According to Islam as interpreted by authentic Islamic scholars, Muslims living in a non-Muslim state must abide by its laws as they have signed an agreement (citizenship, green card, etc.) with the country to do so. The only exception is with laws which require a Muslim to violate the Shariah (Islamic law). (Living in the United States all my life, I haven't found any such laws and am commonly told by Muslim immigrants that practicing Islam in the United States is easier than in some Muslim countries.) 4) Such demands made by salafi-jihadi Muslims are primarily for rhetoric purposes (i.e. to "scare" people) and will most likely have no basis in reality. Of course, that said, I'm not going to be an apologist. The creators of South Park should obviously have more concern and sensitivity towards Muslim sentiments. The members of a pluralistic society should learn to respect one another and not deliberately provoke / intimidate one another. Somehow it seems to me that people only selectively have the Western belief "I can do whatever I want, as long as I don't hurt others." When it comes to insulting Muslims or Islamic beliefs, "freedom of speech" is cried, yet "respect for all people" is forgotten. Muslims often take their way of life more seriously than Christians or Jews. Islam is a complete way of life, not a ritual that's done once a week.

    1. Re:Alright, I'm a Muslim, by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      The creators of South Park should obviously have more concern and sensitivity towards Muslim sentiments.

      Why? You do really see no societal benefit to satire? Do you see no benefit to the free exchange of ideas? The creators of south park were making the point that they find it ridiculous for Muslims to get so upset over a portrayal of Mohammad. Disagree with that point if you like, but you must admit, the point is strongly emphasised though the time honored technique of satire.

  218. unfortunately you are wrong by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you are blind and dishonest if you do not accept that proportionally, there are a lot more muslim fundamentalist wackjobs than {fill-in-the-blank} fundamentalist wackjobs

    the reason why is oil: saudi arabia's wahhabi fundamentalists get lots of money from oil, and this funds madrassas all over the middle east and pakistan. and iran's theocrat's get lots of cash from oil to shore up their insanity too (but is already losing sway with shiite young folk in iran nonetheless)

    the best method to drain the pool of muslim fundamentalists in this world is to stop using oil, and thereby stop funding the reactionary kingdom of saudi arabia, stop funding the theocracy of iran

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  219. yes we do by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    nothing is above mockery. if you mock something and that provokes a violent reaction, the one doing the mocking has done a social service: identified dangerous people

    anyone who would do violence just because of a word or an image they don't like is a threat to us all, muslim or nonmuslim

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  220. Lots of groupthink on slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Timothy McVeigh was never very religious, even the people who knew him said so. Terry Nichols didn't convert to Christianity until after his arrest.
    David Koresh was very religious, being a cult leader, but he never committed acts of terrorism.

    How many Scott Roeder's can you name? But in Iraq one Muslim sect kills someone in another Muslim sect a couple times a week, and it's been that way before Saddam and now it is as bad if not worse after Saddam. How many times a year is there some religious group committing some sort of Jihad against Israelis?

    No there is something warped in a small but significant percentage of Muslims. And that sort of behavior is almost unheard of in Christians in modern times. fyi - the IRA was about politics and nationalism, Catholic vs Protestant was played up in the media because that is really the only difference between one Irishman and the next.

    (I am an atheist, so I feel I have a somewhat objective view on all of this)

  221. what? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    rights DO have responsibilities. and if people don't act responsibly, freedoms disappear

    i'm not even talking about government. i'm talking about the natural limits on your freedoms. for example: listen to any music you want, at any volume. but at 3 AM, you are impinging on your neighbor's freedom to get a good sleep

    in other words: freedoms exist in tension with other people's freedoms. freedoms don't exist in a vacuum. in reality, plenty of things people call a freedom, actually hurt other people and impinge on THEIR freedoms. such that no evil law, but a NATURAL LIMIT exists on what you are free to do before you wind up hurting other people's freedoms. for example: drive as fast as you want... until you kill someone in a car crash. for example: throw your trash wherever you want... and destroy someone else's ability to enjoy nature. for example: piss wherever you want, until you ruin someone's flowerbeds. for example: take all the drugs you want... until your an addict who can't feed or clothe themselves and society has to take care of you

    the problem is that a lot of people have childish conception of what freedom is, and that some of what they consider freedom is actually just a desire to have license to do something that they either knowingly (and don't care) or ignorantly do and hurt other people's freedoms in the process

    so every freedom you have requires responsible use, absolutely, every single one

    or you will lose your freedoms. not out of government fascism or whatever, but just out of your neighbor being pissed off that HIS freedoms are being crushed (again, not by government but by you ignoring his freedoms) and throwing your stereo out the window because you won't let him get any sleep

    this is the truth, and plenty don't understand it, even though it is completely accurate: the biggest defiler and destroyer of your freedoms on this planet is no government, it is actually other people (specifically, irresponsible people). everyone reading these words have had their freedoms trampled on BY OTHER PEOPLE, to a larger extent than any other violation and transgression against them by any government, ever. almost on a daily basis, irresponsible people limit your freedoms, in big ways and small ways. the freest nation on this earth is the nation with the LARGEST NUMBER OF RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE, no matter what the government is like

    so i don't understand why you think "rights have to be balanced with responsibilites" is some sort of waffle

    when in reality that statement is one of the most truthful things you can say about freedom conceptually

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  222. *Spoiler Warning* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they had watched the entire episode, they'd feel a bit silly that what they're freaking out about was actually Santa Claus in a bear suit.
    Talk about needing an excuse =/

  223. "Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Barry Goldwater

  224. The joke is on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was Actually Santa Clause in a bear costume pretending to be Muhammad.

  225. They missed Gutenberg by Alan+R+Light · · Score: 1

    From the Roman Empire to the Middle Ages the world did not modernize much. True, most of the modernization in that period was done in the Islamic sphere, even as Europe actually slid backwards - but it was little compared to the change that has happened since the late 1400s when Johannes Gutenberg invented his press.

    The Gutenberg Press was the internet of its age. Sure, it was Net .01 - a far cry from the world-spanning information exchange we have now - but it was the driving force of European modernization. It allowed ideas to be exchanged and compared and criticized in ways that had never happened before. There were plenty of church reformers before Martin Luther, but Luther had the printing press and that made all the difference.

    Europe has had the printing press for over 500 years now, but much of the Islamic world has not. Europe had religious wars for two centuries - but that was a long time ago. Europeans and their descendants have had time for cultural changes to happen slowly, to allow people to gradually come to terms with new ideas - the Islamic world has not.

    Even so, MOST Muslims have adapted well. I've talked to Muslims in or from many countries, and most are peaceful and civilized.

    Naturally, this idiocy about threatening Matt and Trey offends me - and the absurdity of these imbeciles thinking that they are needed to defend their god because presumably he cannot defend himself - well, it beggars belief. Such ideas need to die a well-deserved death.

    That said, we should be careful not to tar all Muslims with this brush. Many of THEM are offended by such nonsense too, and from what I have seen online, Muslim youth around the world are busy using the internet to try to close that modernity gap. They ARE modernizing at a speed that is lovely to behold, but we shouldn't expect it to happen with smooth perfection or unerring grace.

    In fact, almost as jarring to me is the way that I have seen some Muslims trying to signal their modernity by latching on to western luxury brands, as if spending one's money on over-priced goods will signal anything other than that one is a sucker. Still, I have seen similar attempts to claim modernity by proxy in Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist cultures that were slow to modernize, where the people have a cargo cult type of understanding of what it means to be modern, mistaking one form of modernity for its substance.

    The cargo cults have died out. The generation that came after the cargo cults look at their parents and wonder how they thought those things - but they have had the advantage of growing up in a modern world. They did not grow up in a stone-age culture only to be introduced suddenly to technology that appeared magical. The Islamic world will adapt too, will be better for it, and will even, I think, better understand what their prophet attempted to teach them.

  226. Pork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Food for thought. A bear suit? Interesting choice. A male bear is called a boar and a female bear is called a sow. In other words pigs. Pork. A food Muslims just adore.

  227. What the deal with portraying Mohamed? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Does this go back to the ten commandments thing of not worshiping a graven image?

    Shouldn't Muslims only concern themselves with other Muslims who create, or view, such images? After all, other religions are infidels anyway.

  228. Fear mongering muslims need removed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have constitutional free speech rights for very good reasons. When a bunch of arab fucks scream and yell and scare a tv company into not showing free speech protected comedy then things have gone very wrong and it's time that we remove those arabs and send them back to their own countries. I saw the interview of that muslim hate guy on the news the other day (cnn was it?) and he mentions that he's hoping to live in a truly muslim world (he wants to convert all of the world into such a place). That being the case, then he can just head back to the muslim countries where such customs are supported instead of trying to change our customs here to suit him. That's how it works. If you don't want to be here, then get the fuck out. The 'when in Rome' saying holds true wherever you go. I never liked the new terrorism laws much but if they'll help put this guy into some secret prison somewhere far away for the rest of his life then that would benefit all of us. Either stop fucking around with my constitutional privileges in my own country or get the fuck out! None of us who's ancestors fought and died for the constitution we live by need your bullshit in our country. I now firmly believe that mr. koran was an evil, evil idiotic asshole of a person. Why in the hell would you want to follow some hate monger from centuries ago anyway? That makes YOU an idiot.

  229. Re:Religion of peace eh? by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

    Such a notion is patently wrong in two ways. First that so called 'religion' has a need

    No, the religion doesn't have a need. Society has a need to keep religion subdued.

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  230. Re:Ugh, seriously? Go worry about your own backyar by dawning · · Score: 1

    I guess it's easy to miss major news that isn't in your regular rounds of stuff one attends to. Better late than never I guess.