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  1. The motive is LULZ on EVE Online Targeted By LulzSec · · Score: 1

    Looking at all of their previous tweets, they're clearly just going after any requests with their sizable DoS "cannon". Anyone hoping for righteous motivation or justifiable attacks is going to be sorely disappointed.

  2. Re:It's not a money on ESRB Eyeballing Ratings For iPhone Games · · Score: 1

    So really, I'm happy with ESRB ratings.

    Obviously you're not a developer.

  3. Re:Saying you beat IE isn't much on Safari 4 Released, Claimed "30 Times Faster Than IE7" · · Score: 1

    Just as long as it isn't this sprinter.

  4. Five Stars! on Rogue Anti-Malware Pushes Fake PCMag Review · · Score: 5, Funny
    "which seems to me should just be called 'Malware'"

    I dunno, this review I just read says Antivirus2010 is great!

  5. Fastest /. ever? on When Servers Explode · · Score: 1

    I think we just exploded their servers.

  6. Re:Is someone working on digital tabletop RPG tech on Demo of Spatially Aware Blocks · · Score: 1
    I see a lot of potential for interactive RPG gaming here. Sure, games would still take place in dimly-lit basements, but with the blocks acting as detached characters/figurines and all combat taking place on-screen.

    ...Because D&D needs to get dorkier.

  7. Presents on Happy 25th, Macintosh! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Xerox wanted to send a present, but they decided the GUI they sent for the baby shower is the gift that keeps on giving.

  8. Let's do the math on Linux's Role In Microsoft's Decline · · Score: 1
    Well, it isn't exactly

    Linux: 5,000

    Microsoft: 0

    but more along the lines of

    Linux: n/a

    Microsoft: -5,000

    Bad economy: FTW

  9. But if Russia develops it... on Russia To Develop a National Operating System · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... who will there be to pirate it?

  10. I think there's a fish for that sort of thing now on Despite Gates' Prediction, Spam Far From a Thing of the Past · · Score: 2, Informative
  11. Re:Obligatory on How To Diagnose a Suddenly Slow Windows Computer? · · Score: 1

    GeekSquad diagnosis: Vista installed. Remove immediately.

    Wait, you left out re-installing the OS for $129 and a $159 data-backup. Also, don't forget anti-virus and anti-spyware for just $100 more!

  12. DRM is not a racial slur... on Microsoft Brings Back DRM · · Score: -1, Troll

    [a bunch of slashdotters and end users run into Microsoft and see the "interspecies erotica"]

    End user: What the fuck?

    [the donkey brays as the slashdotters see Hugh Griffiths' "DRM 4 Life" shirt]

    Slashdotters: [shouting] DRM??

    Hugh Griffiths: Oh, no no, it's cool, I'm taking it back.

  13. Re:Just stop watching TV on Most Hackable Coupon-Eligible DTV Converter? · · Score: 1

    You must be using analog... from the future.

  14. Oblig. on No More Space Tourists After 2009, Russia Says · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, space tours you!

  15. Re:Seems like... on Apple Disclosures About Jobs To Face SEC Review · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It isn't an issue of the corporation being bigger than just one man. The SEC is investigating because it's a matter of whether investors were mislead by Apple's disclosures. Because while a CEO is just a man, he's a very important man within that corporation and his health and well-being does in fact affect share prices. Whether that should be the case is entirely irrelevant to the SEC's need to investigate.

    A corporation is bigger than just one man, but let's put that in perspective:

    /. is bigger than CmdrTaco, but if he had Jobs' health issues, it would still affect the readers in one form or another.

  16. There's really only one pertinent question... on An Early Look At New Features In OpenOffice.org 3.1 · · Score: 1

    Does it have a hidden flight sim?

  17. DISCLAIMER: on RIAA Hearing Next Week Will Be Televised · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Any rebroadcast, reproduction, or other use of the pictures and accounts of this hearing without the express written consent of the Recording Industry Association of America is prohibited and will be subjected to a fine of no less than $1 million per infraction."

  18. Weekly updates? Still not enough. on 1 In 3 Windows PCs Still Vulnerable To Worm Attack · · Score: 1

    I've often encountered companies who run windows updates on a weekly or bi-weekly basis, thinking this will be enough. It is not. And not to promote the idea of the lazy IT worker (though I consider myself to be one), but situations like this truly do require a machine-by-machine check. So all you folks out there who rely on Saturday night updates, well, you might want to do a quick check on that.

  19. Re:It's the bot net on Ubuntu Download Speeds Beat Windows XP's · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe WinAntiVirus Pro 2009 can clear that up. And probably increase d/l speeds too!

  20. Re:It's comeing form the under grround citys there on Methane On Mars May Indicate Living Planet · · Score: 1

    It's coming form the under ground city's there.

    Hey, that's actually pretty good English for an underground-martian-city dweller!

  21. "The press release doesn't characterize... on Anti-Matter Created By Laser At Livermore · · Score: 1

    ...the laser used in this experiment, but it may have been this one."

  22. Re:We already have one... on Fictional Town "Eureka" To Become Real? · · Score: 1

    Don't forget this Eureka

  23. Re:Mac vs. PC vs. Xbox 360 vs. PS3 on Top Apple Rumors, Bricks, Low Price, NVIDIA · · Score: 5, Funny

    One need only follow this simple chart.

  24. Re:Age of Consent on Linux Turns 17 Today · · Score: 1
    Does this mean 2009 will finally be the Year of Linux on the Desktop?

    Cause you know that once she hits 18, all the sleazy frat guys are gonna be all over her.

  25. Re:Hey, blue-shirt bitches! on Best Buy Coughs Up $54 Million For Napster · · Score: 1
    Actually it's called Black Tie Protection now.

    And believe me, at these prices they simply couldn't afford it.