Holy shit! 300,000 people in the US left? Timmy must have murdered more than two, something on the order of 306,700,000 people! That makes the Nazi Regime look like a barrel of fluffy kittens
and could it be... oh my gosh yes! more expensive! It even has an exotic sounding name! White urban people all around are now messing their hemp home-sewn shorts.
* OK, a hurricane or tornado might also make matters difficult.
Nonsense! those are bike express lanes! They are MUCH faster (provided you dont care where you end up and don't mind some self-reassembly upon arrival)
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I dunno, a internet-enabled, programmable crotch oven sounds more enjoyable than waving a knife around down there. But thats just me
ExLax watches? Is that so you know exactly when you shit yourself?
Holy shit! 300,000 people in the US left? Timmy must have murdered more than two, something on the order of 306,700,000 people! That makes the Nazi Regime look like a barrel of fluffy kittens
nobody ever changed their ways after a death sentence, for instance
I beg to differ, how many executed convicts went on to continue committing crimes? ;)
Natural? *ears perk up*
organic??? *starts breathing heavily*
SUSTAINABLE?!! *shaking with delight*
and could it be... oh my gosh yes! more expensive! It even has an exotic sounding name! White urban people all around are now messing their hemp home-sewn shorts.
That fat bastard pitcher just stood there with that self-righteous grin on his face while everyone was screaming and crying.
Sounds like a true slashdotter.
Dude, if you want to stop playing the game, just start playing something else, like WoW, or Eve, or this thing called life....
Itried life but the spinner kept falling off and I always lose the little people pegs and the plastic cars
I can see a lot of people in Kentucky asphyxiating as an unfortunate side effect of this
unfortunate?
Then Radiohead will come and make fun of him for being a crybaby!
nah, he recently got a nre Kinesis keybiartf as well.
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Then, we'll get a bunch of old hippies together, throw in a giant effigy, light the whole thing on fire
Can you imagine how terrible that would smell? Id guess that the burning oil and effigy wouldn't smell too good either...
yeah, comes right after 2st
Correction:
Steve jobs sticks his fat wads of cash in his ears.. "LALALALALALALALALA"
Im'a gonna shoot you up!
Im'a gonna gun you down!
Gonna have these chaingun rounds eviserate you!
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apparantly top quarks bind quite readily to the Candlejack quark
* OK, a hurricane or tornado might also make matters difficult.
Nonsense! those are bike express lanes! They are MUCH faster (provided you dont care where you end up and don't mind some self-reassembly upon arrival)
Sounds like he was comparing a netbook to a typical laptop rather than the iPad
I nominate this post for 'Best Post of 2010.'
- Internet Post Nomination Committee
If you leave it alone and a natural disaster happens, you can't really sue God.
No, but you can put in a coupon for a McDonalds McFlurry into the collection plate instead of the usual fiver next Sunday...
I take it you've never partaken in Extreme Fishing
A two cylinder engine might move an 18-wheeler but there's likely a better way to make progress
common treatment for ear infections, ingrown hairs, cuts and ear infections.
Does it cure redundancy too?
"Come Fist My Pony!"
You owe me a new monitor and a fresh cup of coffee. :|