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Hundred-Ton Dome To Collect Oil Spill

eldavojohn writes "After failing to contain the Gulf oil spill any other way, a massive containment dome had the finishing touches put on yesterday. It amounts to a giant concrete-and-steel box made by Wild Well Control that is designed to siphon the crude oil away from the water. They expect an 85 percent collection with this device. It's not a pretty situation as Google Earth illustrates."

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  1. And - It WORKS!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Latest reports are that the smallest of the three leaks is now contained. Hopefully the other two will quickly follow suit !

    1. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by sunking2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This was done the old fashioned way using remote submersibles and capping the pipe with a valve.

    2. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, the dome isn't even lowered yet. The first leak was sealed using submersibles. Furthermore, it isn't expected that sealing that leak will do much (if anything) to reduce the total outflow.

    3. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Reduce? All this dome does is channel the oil up to a tanker. this will help contain the oil, not stop the leak/spill.

    4. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Read yesterday that they're seeing sand and gravel in the oil plume and are afraid that the cavern the line taps in to might be fracturing. There's a chance this could turn in to something larger than a pipe with no valves on it. But then again, that may just be alarmists begging for trouble.

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    5. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Read yesterday that they're seeing sand and gravel in the oil plume and are afraid that the cavern the line taps in to might be fracturing. There's a chance this could turn in to something larger than a pipe with no valves on it. But then again, that may just be alarmists begging for trouble.

      For a failure analysis engineer, it's best to assume the worst and prepare for it. Better to be prepared for it does happen and not need to do anything, than to be caught off guard when the entire chamber dumps its crude into the ocean is 3 days.

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    6. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by Ironhandx · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm far enough away from this whole thing that I *almost* want the failure analysis engineering team to deem it necessary to either seal it or burn the reserves via nuke.

    7. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by BigDeek · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Dude thats great news.... BP should seriously die a slow death. They caused too much damage. Nothing can repay for what they did.

    8. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      This is an insightful comment? Seriously, Slashdot? Sigh...

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    9. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Shrug) Oil drilling is dangerous, and nobody's perfect. The major companies actually have a pretty amazing safety record. Shit happens. Life goes on.

    10. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      We might be seeing an Asphalt Volcano in the making here.

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    11. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      That of course points to a failure by Halliburton rather than a failure of BP. Halliburton certainly seems to have inserted itself into some of the worst disasters for the US. Hurricane Katrina relief mismanagement, the Iraq war from start to eventually finish and now this Oil rig explosion, the deaths of many oil workers and a major environmental disaster.

      It would seem BP's only hope of survival will be to ensure Halliburton gets the blame it seemingly richly deserves. Hallibutron already seems to be working on it's defence by getting the political right to obfuscate and confuse the issue, to try and prevent criminal prosecutions and to give it time to protect it's assets by shifting them overseas. Of course to be truly alarmist, you would have to mix in a hurricane and the central rising core surrounded by lightning strikes, a fuel air explosion of truly immense proportions, positively nuclear in scope, question is would the detonation blow out the storm.

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    12. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      When you look at the overall war on competency and professionalism in the civil service during the 8 years of BushCo, you start seeing just how much damage they've done to the U.S.

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    13. Re:And - It WORKS!!!! by BigDeek · · Score: 1

      Dude you know I speak the truth.

  2. Man. by Pojut · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Here's to hoping it works. This is one major clusterfuck, and a really unfortunate one at that. If this concrete dealy doesn't work, what other options do they have?

    1. Re:Man. by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pay politicians more money to make sure they can continue drilling.

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    2. Re:Man. by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If this concrete dealy doesn't work, what other options do they have?

      My understanding is that the only other option is to drill a relief well. Unfortunately it will take months before they have the equipment and logistics in place to do that.

      I'd like to know how this dome is supposed to work in rough seas. The oil is going to be contained within the dome and brought to a surface ship. What happens when that surface ship can't maintain position due to inclement weather? Hurricane season starts in another few weeks....

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    3. Re:Man. by Shakrai · · Score: 1, Informative

      What's wrong with offshore drilling? Please tell me you aren't someone who is going to condemn an entire industry because of one accident. No human enterprise ever attempted managed to get underway without mistakes. The important thing here is to learn what went wrong and take steps to ensure that it doesn't happen again in the future.

      For better or worse human civilization can not exist without environmental impact. The knee-jerk reaction to this unfortunate incident by certain politicians is disappointing to say the least.

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    4. Re:Man. by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Figure out who to sue and how. Much more important issue.

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    5. Re:Man. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Figure out who to sue and how.

      This is America. That's easy. Everybody.

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    6. Re:Man. by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      If this doesn't work, their next option is to wall off the Gulf of Mexico, drain the water, and let the entire thing fill with oil like a gigantic bathtub. Then, we'll get a bunch of old hippies together, throw in a giant effigy, light the whole thing on fire, and have the best Burning Man festival ever!

    7. Re:Man. by codepunk · · Score: 1

      They are just going to drop that containment dome over the blow off valve. It is not going to be suspended by the ship.

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    8. Re:Man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If 100 things can go wrong and we need a different disaster to figure out each of them, we might end up with the oceans covered in tar before we get it right.

    9. Re:Man. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I'd go...

    10. Re:Man. by Duradin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "condemn an entire industry because of one accident" ... one accident and their complete lack of preparedness for it.

      If it was some fly-by-night corp, this would be expected. BP is a bit bigger and more established and should have had measures in place to deal, or attempt to deal, with this sort of scenario. And considering they seem to cook off a rig or two (in the event hurricanes don't do it for them) when ever it looks like oil prices aren't where they want them to be at they should at least be prepared to deal with the cleanup.

    11. Re:Man. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'd like to know how this dome is supposed to work in rough seas. The oil is going to be contained within the dome and brought to a surface ship. What happens when that surface ship can't maintain position due to inclement weather? Hurricane season starts in another few weeks....

      Probably the same way the original rig, which was a semi-submersible, dynamically positioned platform, was controlled: via a system of computer-controlled engines which maintain the vessel's position over the drill site.

    12. Re:Man. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      They are just going to drop that containment dome over the blow off valve. It is not going to be suspended by the ship.

      I thought they were also planning to siphon off the oil... I wouldn't think this dome would be heavy enough to contain the immense pressures inside that well, particularly when combined with the bouyancy of the oil itself.

    13. Re:Man. by r_naked · · Score: 1

      Fuck you very much....

      It is all about risk versus reward, and let's see, risk: major oil spill that is really going to fuck the eco system up for a long time (potentially world wide). Reward: none. Yep, ZERO reward. Oil should just go away already. As long as it sticks around, the longer we are NOT going to have alternative fuel sources taken seriously.

      Now I am not some eco-nut that is against everything that could damage the environment. Hell, come build another 10 or so nuke plants in my backyard and I will be a happy camper. Risk: when using a breeder reactor -- none (well so close to zero that it might as well be zero). Reward: 100% clean energy.

      Bottom line, have oil wash up on your beach and then tell me that you would be cool with them "drill baby drilling".

      On the flip side, if one of our nuke plants in the state I live in went Chernobyl, I would most assuredly change my opinion of nuke plants.

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    14. Re:Man. by piquadratCH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Please tell me you aren't someone who is going to condemn an entire industry because of one accident. No human enterprise ever attempted managed to get underway without mistakes.

      If it's an industry where one mistake translates to environmental and economical damage on the scale we are witnessing at the gulf coast right now, then yes, condemning (and perhaps even abolishing) said industry may be the right thing to do.

    15. Re:Man. by rrhal · · Score: 3, Informative

      What's wrong with offshore drilling? Please tell me you aren't someone who is going to condemn an entire industry because of one accident. No human enterprise ever attempted managed to get underway without mistakes. The important thing here is to learn what went wrong and take steps to ensure that it doesn't happen again in the future.

      What went wrong was believing the the oil companies when they said they had a plan in the first place. When ever there's a mistake we get boned. Every time - this isn't just an isolated case - the industry has a 100% track record with major oils spills. The contingency plan that was supposed to keep this from happening didn't get implemented or just wasn't sufficient.

      For better or worse human civilization can not exist without environmental impact. The knee-jerk reaction to this unfortunate incident by certain politicians is disappointing to say the least.

      It is unfortunate that the knee-jerk reaction of a certain number of politicians is going to be to defend the oil companies and their actions will predictably be enough to keep us from making any real progress.

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    16. Re:Man. by Paranatural · · Score: 1

      Hurricane season does indeed start in another few weeks, but realistically we don't see any in the Gulf till around August. (Baton Rouge Native)

    17. Re:Man. by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm would be all for off-shore drilling if:

      1. There was a constant inspection regime paid for entirely by the industry. In other words, there is an armed government official with absolute power to stop drilling, and his salary paid entirely by whoever owns the well and the platform.
      2. All caps on liability were removed and the owners of the well and platform were forced to pay all costs of a spills, without limit of any kind.
      3. Any evidence of ignoring of safety requirements would lead to lengthy prison sentences for all involved, and a ban on the companies involved in the accident of no less than five years from any extraction.

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    18. Re:Man. by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      For better or worse human civilization can not exist without environmental impact.

      Well then per the progressive agenda... "Down with Humanity!"

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    19. Re:Man. by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually they really where prepared pretty well for it.
      There where and are many thousands of feet of booms prepositioned and ready to go.
      What no one really seems to be talking about is what happened to the blow out preventor?
      That is the huge question and no one really seems to be asking.
      This should have never happened. The blow out preventor has no less then three ways to shut off the oil and ALL of them have failed?
      This has never happened before! Every rig has one of these and if their is some design flaw it really must be found now.
      That and the explosion that took out the rig was also not an every day kind of thing!

      I see all these flames about the oil industry which may be valid but may not be. Truth is if you dive a car you depend on that oil. So less heat and more light is what is really needed IMHO.
      Oh and BP is going to pay. And since they are not a US company you can bet that Congress will sock it to them big time. The US companies will love that since it will cost them nothing .

      Oh and please don't mention clean energy in reference to this. I am sick of hearing idiot energy policy statements.

      Solar and wind replace at best coal and natural gas. Only 3% or so of the Electricity in the US is made from oil.
      Solar and wind do not compete with Oil at all.
      Electric cars which in theory could reduce our Oil use are not popular yet because of the cost of purchase and range. It has nothing to do with not having enough electricity to run them. Not yet anyway if they sell big then yes the cost of electricity could come into play but we are not there yet.

      Solar and wind can reduce carbon by replacing coal. Frankly as can nuclear and even Natural gas since natural gas produces less co2 than coal but not zero. It does nothing to reduce oil at this time.
      Electric vehicles are good in the city and for some users. Should make great second cars for a lot of people.
      Cost of the vehicle and not the cost of electricity are the problem with those as well as range. We will see how the Leaf does. I hope they do well.

      In the end if you want to be part of the solution and not just bitch about it.
      1. Car pool.
      2. Get a small car.
      3. Check your tire pressure.
      4. Clean out your trunk.
      5. Use mass transit if it is an option.

      Or you could actually try and ration your own gas. Decide how many gallons you can use a week and stick to it.
      If you are short then you stay home from the movies that night, don't drive to the mall to shop, combine trips.
      Really folks this ranting really does nothing.

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    20. Re:Man. by Entropius · · Score: 1

      The difference between Chernobyl and Three Mile Island was that the Americans had plans B, C, and D to stop massive environmental damage if something went apeshit, and the Russians omitted them because of greed.

      At Three Mile Island plans A, B, and C all failed, but plan D (the steel containment building) held, and no damage was done.

      Put a fission plant in my backyard, too.

    21. Re:Man. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Please tell me you aren't someone who is going to condemn an entire industry because of one accident.

      You remind me of the BP CEO who was quoted in an article regarding the threat this poses to Obama's offshore drilling plans as saying (paraphrase, sorry): "We don't shut down the entire airline industry every time one falls out of the sky."

      Well, actually, we probably would shut down the airline industry if every time a plane crashed, thousands of square miles of ocean and shoreline ecosystems were contaminated for many years. If every car accident took billions of dollars are twenty years to clean up, we'd probably strongly reconsider the automobile.

      For better or worse human civilization can not exist without environmental impact.

      That's absolutely right. And what a responsible, intelligent person realizes instinctively is that not every environmental impact is the same, and not every risk/reward ratio is the same. The fact that there is no such thing as "perfect" does not change the other fact that there is actually "better" and "worse".

      But when your thinking ends with "Humans can't live without environmental impact!", ignoring nuance for a binary view, that is the opposite of intelligent and reasonable.

      Offshore drilling carries a variety of costs and dangers that land-based drilling does not. First, any spilled oil will necessarily not be localized, but will be carried away to contaminate ecosystems many miles away. Second, fixing spills underwater, particularly in mile-deep water like this spill, is extremely challenging in comparison to dealing with issues on land.

      When the fixes all go off without a hitch, and the environmental damage is all cleaned up and the total cost (both monetary and ecological) fully accounted for, then we can talk about whether it makes sense to expand off-shore drilling operations in an actual cost/benefit sense.

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    22. Re:Man. by Entropius · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's the progressive agenda.

      As evidence I cite the fact that conservatives say that progressives are trying to turn our country into Europe, and that Europe (for all its growing pains) is a pretty good place for humanity.

    23. Re:Man. by Duradin · · Score: 1

      "There where and are many thousands of feet of booms prepositioned and ready to go."

      Booms which don't work well on choppy seas. The seas are choppy. They were not prepared.

    24. Re:Man. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      If this concrete dealy doesn't work, what other options do they have?

      My understanding is that the only other option is to drill a relief well. Unfortunately it will take months before they have the equipment and logistics in place to do that.

      The National Energy Board of Canada has been reviewing its Same Season Relief Well Capability Policy, which requires companies to drill a relief well in the same season that they're drilling in their main well in order to relieve pressure on the main well in the event of a blowout.

      The board is slated to hold hearings on the issue early next month in Inuvik, N.W.T.

      But on Monday, ConocoPhillips, Transocean Inc. and Imperial Oil asked the NEB to postpone those hearings until more information becomes available about the explosion on the Deepwater Horizon rig and the subsequent oil spill off the coast of Louisiana.

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    25. Re:Man. by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please tell me you aren't someone who is going to condemn an entire industry because of one accident.

      Because of course this is the first major incident that has dumped vast amounts of oil into the environment.

    26. Re:Man. by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      A few news outlets have picked up on the fact that the US doesn't require acoustic shutoffs, like Norway and Brazil, which would've been an additional layer likely before trying to send a robot down there to turn off a valve.

    27. Re:Man. by sheph · · Score: 1

      Alright. I'm going to make this easy for you. How many years have we been drilling off shore? Now how many accidents have we had? How many areas are completely uninhabitable because of it? Oh, I guess it's not the big boogey man we make it out to be now is it?

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    28. Re:Man. by vlm · · Score: 1

      in order to relieve pressure on the main well in the event of a blowout

      Journalist interpretation alert! That would be a pretty useless plan of action.

      How it actually works is they pump heavy drilling mud down the second hole faster than the main is leaking and obviously at a higher pressure. Thus filling the main with heavy drilling mud, shutting it off. This works; obviously the well didn't kick when it was being drilled, while it was full of heavy drilling mud, it kicked while it was empty/being pumped out at close up time. Once the well stops venting you pour even denser cement in, and wait for it to cure undisturbed. That permanently closes it.

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    29. Re:Man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please explain how BP plays into this at all. My understanding is that this is not BPs oil rig, nor is it their employees, nor is it their well. I dont understand why blame seems to be falling at the feet of BP for this. not saying that 'its no big deal' just curious

    30. Re:Man. by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Yes, 100% of the time there has been an accident, contingency plans have failed. What you don't hear about are the thousands of accidents that WERE PREVENTED by contingency measures. There will always be accidents, but don't claim that contingency planning is totally useless. We don't know what caused the explosion, we probably never will. Don't assume that this was a failure that could have been prevented. For all we know it could have been intentional. Plenty of people are making knee-jerk reactions, maybe you might be one of them?

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    31. Re:Man. by Himring · · Score: 1

      "Condom an entire industry...."

      There, fixed it for ya....

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    32. Re:Man. by Silentknyght · · Score: 1

      It is unfortunate that the knee-jerk reaction of a certain number of politicians is going to be to defend the oil companies and their actions will predictably be enough to keep us from making any real progress.

      And just how fast do you imagine "real progress", with respect to the world use of oil, should proceed? I'm all for moving to next-gen fuels as the next guy---perhaps more than the next guy, as I'm part of the slashdot crowd---but seeing as how the world economically is virtually tethered to oil use, I'd prefer the approach that doesn't lead to chaos overnight.

    33. Re:Man. by Rufus211 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1. There was a constant inspection regime paid for entirely by the industry. In other words, there is an armed government official with absolute power to stop drilling, and his salary paid entirely by whoever owns the well and the platform.

      So similar to the Mine Safety and Health Administration? Or how about the SEC? We've seen how well those have worked out. Any time you have a small regulatory body working in a single industry you end up with conflicts of interest. Industry players come into the agency to control it, ex-agency employs go to industry to show how to game it, and lots of expensive dinners all around.

      2. All caps on liability were removed and the owners of the well and platform were forced to pay all costs of a spills, without limit of any kind.
      3. Any evidence of ignoring of safety requirements would lead to lengthy prison sentences for all involved, and a ban on the companies involved in the accident of no less than five years from any extraction.

      Both of those amount to "bankrupt any company that has an incident". Remember that for 2) "pay all costs, without limit" actually means "pay all costs until the company goes bankrupt". While that might sound great to you in theory, in practice it's a terrible idea. Take a look at Arthur Anderson - exactly what you describe happened to them after Enron. Did 85,000 employees that had absolutely nothing to do with Enron deserve to have their lives thrown into chaos as the company imploded? Also bankrupting BP wouldn't really do anything structurally - the other big oil companies (Shell, Exxon, etc) would just pick up the pieces and everything would go on as if nothing happened.

      The only thing I agree with you on is the need for criminal action against directors. Far too often companies see regulatory fines (and appeals to avoid them) as simply part of the cost of doing business, as is blatantly obvious in the case of Massey's WV mining operation. Start threatening criminal action against supervisors for repeat offenses and they'll suddenly have a real incentive to implement real protocols.

    34. Re:Man. by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Are you too stupid to realize all the things that we would have to give up if there was no oil. Hope you can go with out all of these things

      Solvents, Diesel fuel, Motor Oil, Bearing Grease, Ink, Floor Wax, Ballpoint Pens, Football Cleats, Upholstery, Sweaters, Boats, Insecticides, Bicycle Tires, Sports Car Bodies, Nail Polish, Fishing lures, Dresses, Tires, Golf Bags, Perfumes, Cassettes, Dishwasher parts, Tool Boxes, Shoe Polish, Motorcycle Helmet, Caulking, Petroleum Jelly, Transparent Tape, CD Player, Faucet Washers, Antiseptics, Clothesline, Curtains, Food Preservatives, Basketballs, Soap, Vitamin Capsules, Antihistamines, Purses, Shoes, Dashboards, Cortisone, Deodorant, Footballs, Putty, Dyes, Panty Hose, Refrigerant, Percolators, Life Jackets, Rubbing Alcohol, Linings, Skis, TV Cabinets, Shag Rugs, Electrician's Tape, Tool Racks, Car Battery Cases, Epoxy, Paint, Mops, Slacks, Insect Repellent, Oil Filters, Umbrellas, Yarn, Fertilizers, Hair Coloring, Roofing, Toilet Seats, Fishing Rods, Lipstick, Denture Adhesive, Linoleum, Ice Cube Trays, Synthetic Rubber, Speakers, Plastic Wood, Electric Blankets, Glycerin, Tennis Rackets, Rubber Cement, Fishing Boots, Dice, Nylon Rope, Candles, Trash Bags, House Paint, Water Pipes, Hand Lotion, Roller Skates, Surf Boards, Shampoo, Wheels, Paint Rollers, Shower Curtains, Guitar Strings, Luggage, Aspirin, Safety Glasses, Antifreeze, Football Helmets, Awnings, Eyeglasses, Clothes, Toothbrushes, Ice Chests, Footballs, Combs, CD's & DVD's, Paint Brushes, Detergents, Vaporizers, Balloons, Sun Glasses, Tents, Heart Valves, Crayons, Parachutes, Telephones, Enamel, Pillows, Dishes, Cameras, Anesthetics, Artificial Turf, Artificial limbs, Bandages, Dentures, Model Cars, Folding Doors, Hair Curlers, Cold cream, Movie film, Soft Contact lenses, Drinking Cups, Fan Belts, Car Enamel, Shaving Cream, Ammonia, Refrigerators, Golf Balls, Toothpaste, Gasoline.

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    35. Re:Man. by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      The problem with your assumption is that this is destroying an ecosystem. Do you even know what crude oil is? It's a naturally occurring, additive free, organic substance. It doesn't rampantly kill life on contact like say, mustard gas. Oil naturally leaks in plenty of places on the planet. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/05/090513130944.htm It does kill some animals fairly quickly, but it also feeds algae and other microorganisms as well as plant life on the shore. I expect that the "fallout" from this spill will hurt the fish and shrimp industries this year, but in the coming years, they will have bumper crops. I'm not saying this isn't an environmental incident, I just fail to see the doomsday scenarios that everyone is talking about.

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    36. Re:Man. by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Ok, so zero reward for drilling for oil. Hope you enjoy walking to work... Wait, you mean you own a car and buy gasoline. Oops, I guess you're a hypocrite. It's worth it for you, you voted with your dollars.

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    37. Re:Man. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      My God you're right! Without dice, ice cube trays, football cleats, cassettes, footballs, panty hose and awnings society as we know it will surely collapse.

    38. Re:Man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) If the inspectors are paid by the industry, then they have no benefit from stopping the drilling. The official has to be paid by the government or a truly independent agency whose funding does not rely directly on payment from the inspected company otherwise there is a large clash of interests.
      2) If liability caps are removed, then a shell company will be made for each well which actually does the drilling. This company will then sell their oil to the actual oil company. When a spill comes around, the company simply folds and _NONE_ of the costs of cleanup are paid.
      3a) The people actually responsible for the decisions will be able to separate themselves by enough red tape and plausible denyability that they will not be able to be prosecuted without violating due process. Setting a standard of violation of due process will eventually harm the poor and middle class more than those who can afford really good lawyers. 3b) Again, a ban on extraction will just lead to a shell company being created for each extraction point. The company simply folds, and any remaining capitol is purchased by a new shell company.

      For every scheme that a slashdotter can come up with, the oil companies have teams of highly skilled lawyers that would find any loopholes possible. And where loopholes don't exist, there are highly paid lobbyists to fix that.

      And if a scheme is created wherein offshore drilling is rendered safe, then you will start complaining when the price of petroleum goes up, along with the prices of natural gas, electricity, food, durable goods, internet access, bus fare, bicycles, shoes, etc.

      While viscerally I do agree with you that something has to be done, logically I really doubt that any lasting changes will be made to the legal system... the only hope we have lies with improved technology and methods for preventing and handling these sorts of disasters, and then that will only be used as justification for going into more dangerous and/or ecologically sensitive areas (ANWAR anybody?)

    39. Re:Man. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Oil should just go away already

      So I guess you don't like plastics or food (fertilizer) either?

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    40. Re:Man. by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that the only other option is to drill a relief well. Unfortunately it will take months before they have the equipment and logistics in place to do that.

      Actually, the drilling is already underway. It'll take about 3 months to drill it.

      What happens when that surface ship can't maintain position due to inclement weather?

      The dome sits on the sea bed, and is connected to the ship with a flexible pipe.

    41. Re:Man. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      What does work well in a choppy sea?
      They also had dispersant propositioned and ready to go.
      BTW nothing works well in high seas.

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    42. Re:Man. by 228e2 · · Score: 1

      Why was this modded down? Parent is completely right (except for there has been more than one accident, an oil rig explosion happened once before).

      We realistically cannot shut down an entire industry because we have this "Captain Planet" mentality. Lets think about what we are really proposing here before we all jump up in arms.

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    43. Re:Man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because its a non-US entity who apparently had some level of working interest in the well. AFAIK, Transocean, the operator of the well, is a US company.

    44. Re:Man. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      True but would that have worked when turning the valve didn't?

      The failure of the BPD is the core problem and really bothers me. That and the knee jerk reaction I am seeing. My home state of Florida is going back to banning offsore drilling... But they where going to drill for GAS! Which doesn't form slicks!
      Freak. Well I guess we don't need the money... And the US doesn't need the natural gas...

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    45. Re:Man. by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

      If it's that hopeless and we still need the oil, then one rule. Accident happens, everyone on any board of directors of any company which in any way funded or is responsible for the project is shot in the head and their bodies thrown out a window.

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    46. Re:Man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with offshore drilling?

      Pojut's post looked like it was about corruption, not drilling. Why change the subject, Shakrai?

      Someone has proposed raising the liability cap for this industry. Shit, I didn't even know it had a liability cap. Who bought that? Regulate this industry like most otheres, where if a company makes a huge mistake or lacks insurance, then its stockholders might actually take a hit, and then the industry will start to look more legitimate.

      Until then, this topic is barely even about drilling, and only tangentially; it's about payoffs and what we expect from government.

    47. Re:Man. by theIsovist · · Score: 1

      What no one really seems to be talking about is what happened to the blow out preventor? That is the huge question and no one really seems to be asking.

      Actually, people have asked, and they believe they have an answer:

      The device attempted to crush the pipe to cut off the leak. Unfortunately, parts of the drilling apparatus, called the drill string, were running inside the pipe at that point, so the pipe couldn't be crimped off neatly. But a BP spokesman said the drill string did not stop the blowout preventer from working. BP is now talking about chopping off the jammed blowout preventer and installing a new one.

      Source All the more reason to love NPR's reporting.

    48. Re:Man. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      It's hardly knee-jerk.

      We've known of these risks for, well, ever, and the oil companies, like you, have pretended they are not significant enough to stop us from taking the risk.

      You, and they, are wrong. Until they prove they can reliably follow the safety rules put on them, and until they accept more stringent safety measures, there should be zero attempts to do this risky thing.

      You can buy a bicycle and wear a sweater.

    49. Re:Man. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      And weren't those the U.S. Government's booms?

      BP didn't do a thing until it was excoriated in the press. It certainly didn't overreact enough to contain an appreciable portion of the risk.

    50. Re:Man. by blair1q · · Score: 3, Interesting

      BP owns the oil lease, and are responsible for everything that happens there, including safety and disaster mitigation.

      When BP contracted to someone to put the rig in place and drill, they set the safety standards for their contractor to follow, and were responsible for ensuring performance to contract.

      When your employee doesn't follow your rules, it's as much your fault as theirs.

    51. Re:Man. by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      In this case, both their first and second backup plans failed: The blowout prevention valve failed, and the attempts to manually close it with remotely operated vehicles also failed.

      Exxon Valdez
      Bhopal
      Chernobyl
      Microsoft Vista
      Lehman Brothers
      Greece

      It doesn't matter what industry you're in. It doesn't matter how prepared you are. Idiot-proofing your work is helping nature evolve more clever idiots.

    52. Re:Man. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      In 40 years there will be no oil.

      Practice for it now, or teach your kids to teach their grandkids how to deal with it.

      Either way, your shortsightedness is not going to help.

    53. Re:Man. by paulschroeder · · Score: 1

      Huge front for an Arsenal Gear a la Metal Gear Solid 2 ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_Solid_2#Plant_chapter

    54. Re:Man. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll be the first to admit there's no way you can guarantee no accidents, and often enough, disasters lead to knew procedures or even technologies to mitigate known risks. At the same time, the industry has to be held culpable for its failings. If BP wipes out the Gulf of Mexico fishery for the next two to five years, then it shouldn't just be liable for cleanup, it should be forced to pay all the fishermen out on projected income, all the tourist operators out on their lost income. And it shouldn't just be a one-time thing. If their oil persists for more than four or five years (which has certainly happened with the Valdez), they should just keep on paying and paying and paying until the problem goes away.

      I still stand by jail time.

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    55. Re:Man. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Quiet you, that's way too reasonable of a viewpoint for a discussion like this.....

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    56. Re:Man. by Shark · · Score: 1

      the industry has a 100% track record with major oils spills

      I hate them as much as the next guy, but um... You realize that it's not like anyone else even has the *means* of producing a major oil spill.

      It's sort of like giving the nuclear industry a 100% track record for major (non weapon) nuclear disasters.

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    57. Re:Man. by russotto · · Score: 1

      And just how fast do you imagine "real progress", with respect to the world use of oil, should proceed? I'm all for moving to next-gen fuels as the next guy---perhaps more than the next guy, as I'm part of the slashdot crowd---but seeing as how the world economically is virtually tethered to oil use, I'd prefer the approach that doesn't lead to chaos overnight.

      And who says the "next-gen" fuels won't have equivalent dangers, once some are found which will scale to what oil use is today?

    58. Re:Man. by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      True but would that have worked when turning the valve didn't?

      And there's an answer we'll never know for certain. Even if it did fail, at least you can point to international standards and show compliancy. When other countries require them and you don't...it's a little suspicious.

      I don't know the details to how those valves work and I don't really know why the robot couldn't shut the manual valve either, (was it stuck, could it not get a good enough grip, was the internal mechanism busted, did the operator forget righty-tighty lefty-loosey), but it just seems a very small additional cost relatively speaking: 350 million dollar rig, what's another mil or five for an acoustic shutoff?

    59. Re:Man. by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the blowout preventer on the wellhead is meant to be failure proof (or at least a graceful failure scenario). The blowout preventer failing entirely is unheard of in the oil industry.

    60. Re:Man. by radtea · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Did 85,000 employees that had absolutely nothing to do with Enron deserve to have their lives thrown into chaos as the company imploded?

      I love how you bleeding heart libertarians come all over touchy-feely when a company goes bust because of management incompetence and dishonesty, as was the case at Arthur Anderson, but never shed a tear when its merely half the workforce getting canned for the same reason.

      Who cares what workers "deserve"? It's a FREE MARKET, buddy, and if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the trading pit. Socialists like you are what is ruining the modern world--people who are too chicken to take real risks in the real market like a Real American.

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    61. Re:Man. by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      It may be good for those who choose to do as little as possible to get by. For people who strive for success though Europe is horrible. California is Bad and the US as a whole is no longer good. It still baffles me that there are thousands of highly paid celebrities and "daddy made money" socialites that scream about how rich businessmen are evil. Way to go. The I did nothing real to get rich crowd screaming for the heads of those worked hard and got rich. Or maybe the did not work hard maybe the just took a chance and got lucky. But they deserve the money cause they take the chances. Fuck the lazy. Fuck entitled, and fuck those who spend all their energy trying to find out who is responsible for their problems and lack of success.

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    62. Re:Man. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. The Russians didn't exactly omit them because of greed, at a high level they did because they didn't think. At a low level they had plans A through ??? and completely ignored them because of high level pressure to "get the test done OR ELSE!".

      (Background: When Chernobyl blew up, they were running a risky experiment on the reactor. Their first attempt didn't go so well, so they attempted to restart the reactor to rerun it, shutting down 3-4 safety systems in the process!)

      I guess you could consider a desire to produce weapons grade plutonium "greed" - the RBMK series reactors had specific design choices made that traded ability to produce weapons materials for safety. (US LWRs don't have flammable moderators inside the reactor, don't have positive void coefficients.) Even if a TMI-design reactor had a steam explosion like Chernobyl and lacked containment like Chernobyl, it wouldn't have had a superheated flammable substance (graphite) to immediately start burning on contact with air like Chernobyl did.

      Now with the oil industry, we know that there have been environmental compromises due to greed. One of the companies potentially involved in this incident (Halliburton) has definitive Cheney connections, another (Cameron) has implied Cheney connections I haven't been able to verify, and Cheney has a long track record of pushing for environmental deregulation that benefits his buddies financially. (As much as I disliked Christie Whitman, I feel sorry for her political career being effectively ended because she refused to be Cheney's EPA puppet, and gained a LOT of respect for her because of that.)

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    63. Re:Man. by moosesocks · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think a lot of people are very interested to learn why the Blowout Preventer failed, given that they have multiple failsafes, and are built to account for this exact sort of incident, including two "shear rams" that should have been able to cut through anything stuck in the valve to seal it.

      BP's got a poor track record, and should be sued into oblivion if we find out that they tampered with or disabled safety measures on the BOP.

      However, there's no evidence of this just yet, and several companies were involved with this particular rig at the time of the incident.

      From what I've been reading, the BOP failure could either be narrowed down to a complete, colossal screw-up by BP, or a Rube Goldberg series of events that prevented the BOP from working.

      Obviously, we'll be seeing many new safety measures installed on all current and future BOPs, as well as ROVs that can supply sufficient hydraulic power to close the shear rams in the event of a multiple system failure.

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    64. Re:Man. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      These sound good to me, as long as 3) is extended to pending foreign incident investigations. (An improper Halliburton cementing job is suspected to be a contributor to the East Timor Sea incident not too long ago.)

      i.e. if you're implicated in an investigation into a foreign spill incident, you don't get to drill domestically until the investigation is complete.

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    65. Re:Man. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Well for five it is over one percent of the cost of the rig.
      So yes that can add up. Since it uses acoustic signaling it probably also needs power so there is a big ? on if that would have worked. But you are correct that since it didn't have one we may never know.
      When we get the BPD recovered I hope we will all find out why it failed. It was supposed to have three different systems to shut it off and all three failed.

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    66. Re:Man. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem with your assumption is that this is destroying an ecosystem. Do you even know what crude oil is? It's a naturally occurring, additive free, organic substance. It doesn't rampantly kill life on contact like say, mustard gas.

      It's not an assumption, because this is not the first oil spill ever.

      And yes I know what crude oil is, do you know that "naturally occurring, additive free, organic substance" and "harmless" are not adjectives?

      Nobody is claiming it's going to instantly kill anything on contact. But if you had any idea of the environmental damage caused by previous spills, you wouldn't be talking like this "naturally occurring" substance isn't going to cause any problems in the quantities and concentrations here. Go ask an actual biologist or environmental scientist or anyone who has actually studied the impact of oil spills if they're concerned about this "organic substance". If they say that yes they are, make sure to remind them that the oil is additive free!

      Oil naturally leaks in plenty of places on the planet. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/05/090513130944.htm

      You realize that article is talking about oil seeping out over an extended period of time, filtered through and partially biodegraded passing through ocean floor sediments before it even reaches the ocean water? Not pumped out through a cleanly bored holed designed to maximize pressure and thus output. The Exxon Valdez spill wouldn't have been a big disaster if the oil had been leaked out slowly over twenty years, and 11-110 of them wouldn't be a big issue on the time scales it took it to reach that level of concentration in the soil.

      It does kill some animals fairly quickly, but it also feeds algae and other microorganisms as well as plant life on the shore. I expect that the "fallout" from this spill will hurt the fish and shrimp industries this year, but in the coming years, they will have bumper crops. I'm not saying this isn't an environmental incident, I just fail to see the doomsday scenarios that everyone is talking about.

      Yeah, now who's making assumptions? Fail is the operative word here. Here's a couple links: http://www.answers.com/topic/exxon-valdez-oil-spill and http://www.eoearth.org/article/exxon_valdez_oil_spill showing how the environmental impact and disruption of ecosystems was ongoing ten and even twenty years later. There's plenty more on teh googles. Fishing was disrupted for multiple years, and catches have never recovered. Mortality remains high among contaminated fish and other animals.

      It's not about doomsday from one spill, it's about damage to ecosystems that are already stressed. It's about idiots saying that it's not such a big deal so lets not stop doing it, ensuring that there will be subsequent stresses.

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    67. Re:Man. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      If this doesn't work, their next option is to wall off the Gulf of Mexico, drain the water, and let the entire thing fill with oil like a gigantic bathtub. Then, we'll get a bunch of old hippies together, throw in a giant effigy, light the whole thing on fire, and have the best Burning Man festival ever!

      As somebody that goes to Burning Man every year, I can tell you that this plan will never pass the environmental and Leave No Trace policies set by the BMorg and burners.

    68. Re:Man. by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      "It is all about risk versus reward, and let's see, risk: major oil spill that is really going to fuck the eco system up for a long time (potentially world wide). Reward: none. Yep, ZERO reward. Oil should just go away already. As long as it sticks around, the longer we are NOT going to have alternative fuel sources taken seriously."

      "Now I am not some eco-nut that is against everything that could damage the environment"

      Funny how statement 1 seems to contradict statement 2. This thread is full of a bunch of idealistic soap boxers that preface every other statement with either "i'm no expert but..." or "i don't know but...". "Oil should just go away already." That's great. Hey, i can make awesome statements like that too! "People should live longer already", "Cars should fly already". Got any suggestions for oil? No, wait. REALISTIC suggestions that don't involve going back to some by-gone age of agrarian utopia that never existed?

      Breeder reactors are great, got one that fits in my car? Oh, you mean they can create electricity for my ELECTRIC CAR? Show me the PRACTICAL electric cars I have to choose from. The ones with lightweight, efficient batteries that don't jack the price up enough to require a government or manufacturer subsidy to sell. Not to mention breeders are not without their own issues, not least of which is the NIMBY crowd, which ironically is frequently made up of people that drive Prius's and want to "go green" at any cost, as long as the cost is in someone ELSE'S back yard...

      Accidents DO happen, really. Sometimes people do everything exactly right and bad things happen. It's called life. You clean up, figure out a way to do it better and you move on. There seems to be this fantasy land thinking that you can eliminate risk rather than mitigate it.

    69. Re:Man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be possible to send some munitions down their to collapse the oil well in on itself?

    70. Re:Man. by winwar · · Score: 3, Informative

      "The blowout preventer failing is unheard of in the oil industry."

      A 1999 government report found at least 117 failures. Amazing what you can do with a simple google search.

      http://www.mms.gov/tarprojects/319/319AA.pdf

      Anyone who says otherwise is clueless or lying or both.

    71. Re:Man. by MugenEJ8 · · Score: 1

      And who says the "next-gen" fuels won't have equivalent dangers, once some are found which will scale to what oil use is today?

      Then I guess you'll be commenting on that slashdot thread warning us to watch out for said "next-next-gen" fuels...

    72. Re:Man. by MugenEJ8 · · Score: 1

      Well then per the progressive agenda... "Down with Humanity!"

      In Soviet Russia, Humanity down you!

    73. Re:Man. by GameMaster · · Score: 1

      Technically, that isn't true. I don't know about oil spills, but I know, for a fact, that there has been, at least, one major nuclear reactor accident in the US where the reactor was being run by the US Army. That doesn't qualify as being part of the industry. And, since major nuclear accidents are pretty rare, I'd venture a guess that it represents a pretty substantial percentage of the total count. At the same time, I'd be pretty surprised if the US military/government hasn't caused, at least, one major oil spill somewhere in the world.

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    74. Re:Man. by electroniceric · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I think I've come over time to agree with you (the sadness is that it feels more like cynicism than wisdom).

      One thing to examine is that regulatory regimes have worked for various industries at various points in history. So while they seem to get captured with great regularity in the US, they do seem to exist and work to some degree in some industries in some countries. Somehow, for example, the requirement for the acoustic dead-man's switch that Norway and Brazil both enforce, and that the US MMS would have required had its employees not been doing coke and sleeping with oil reps, and the companies comply in Brazil and Norway. I happen to know a bit about Brazil, and it has both deadingly bureaucratic state and a great deal of cronyism and corruption, but somehow in this case regulate won out over don't-regulate - i.e., more or less the law asked for the right thing happened (unlike Amazon land use laws or its propped-up steel industry). So how did their regulatory body not get captured?

      That seems to be a pretty key question for our time, since a balance between sustainability and prosperity requires an honest and unburdensome regulatory regime.

    75. Re:Man. by Silentknyght · · Score: 1

      And who says the "next-gen" fuels won't have equivalent dangers, once some are found which will scale to what oil use is today?

      I'm not certain if you're rebutting or supporting my argument; I'll assume the latter, since I, too, fully acknowledge that it is plausible for a hypothetical "next-gen" fuel to have equally problematic externalities.

    76. Re:Man. by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see you go a day without plastic or rubber, looks like your girlfriend will have the night off.

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    77. Re:Man. by geekoid · · Score: 0

      " "pay all costs, without limit" actually means "pay all costs until the company goes bankrupt". W"

      so be it. They can get insurance, or set aside a piece of ther ptofitd for emergency use. Something they probabyl already do.

      Also bankrupting BP wouldn't really do anything structurally - the other big oil companies (Shell, Exxon, etc) would just pick up the pieces and everything would go on as if nothing happened.

      Companies whose ass is on the line if they screw up.

      " Did 85,000 employees that had absolutely nothing to do with Enron deserve to have their lives thrown into chaos as the company imploded?"
      Ah, so companies can do what ever the fuck the want because they can hold 'jobs' hostage?

      The caps for the actually damage need to be removed.

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    78. Re:Man. by box4831 · · Score: 1

      Then, we'll get a bunch of old hippies together, throw in a giant effigy, light the whole thing on fire

      Can you imagine how terrible that would smell? Id guess that the burning oil and effigy wouldn't smell too good either...

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    79. Re:Man. by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Hey ... it worked for Chernobyl

    80. Re:Man. by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Well it is at least 2 mistakes, There was a similar large leakage off Australia's noreth west coast recently.

      How may environmental disasters do you want before you see the problem?

    81. Re:Man. by JumpDrive · · Score: 1

      What does work well in a choppy sea?
      A working blow out preventer.

    82. Re:Man. by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      #1 shows you have an extraordinarily small mind if you think that would actually work.

    83. Re:Man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When ever there's a mistake we get boned. Every time - this isn't just an isolated case - the industry has a 100% track record with major oils spills. The contingency plan that was supposed to keep this from happening didn't get implemented or just wasn't sufficient.

      Or maybe it's because everytime the contingency plan works it's a non-event and doesn't make the paper, let alone slashdot.

      Above is cited 117 failures of blow-out preventers in the past. I wonder just how many didn't fail, and how many times they were activated and did exactly what they said on the box. Testing emergency systems is often a legal requirement and usually you never hear about it when everything works just fine.

    84. Re:Man. by lenski · · Score: 1

      The people directing the energy industry have been careful to prevent significant research into alternatives to their product for *decades*.

      I am bloody tired of hearing the strawman argument that says "we cannot move away from oil today, so don't do a goddamned thing about what may be a looming economic problem in the near future!". Nobody is saying "drop all oil all at once immediately". Some people are saying, "Let's get moving on methods, practices and technologies that reduce our dependence on a resource that destabilizes world politics (it's already difficult enough even without the perversions of energy supply management), and which evidently can fuck over entire regions of ocean, shoreline, etc.

      The major oil companies have had their lobbying industry working overtime for 40 years to preserve their status as the most important players in an industry that that influences every other major economic activity.

      To summarize: It is way past time to begin looking seriously for ways and means for delivering the capabilities that oil has provided historically. And the pussies who are afraid to compete in an truly open marketplace where they don't own a major fraction of our infrastructure can just shut the fuck up, they've had their run and it's time to re-establish a properly competitive marketplace for energy.

      As far as I've been able to tell during 40 years of watching and reading, the change that wold be most beneficial to most people in society is the single most important characteristic of alternative sources as they are currently conceived: Decentralization of supply and consequently loss of control over this critical component of our infrastructure.

      Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES will the major oil companies allow the growth of technologies that reduce their influence on our energy supply. As long as "oil" and "coal" remain highly capitalized and highly centralized their managers/executives have influence over the choices our society makes due to their control over a large fraction of our energy supply, they are pulling in major profits both as companies and as individual major stock holders.

    85. Re:Man. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Hey I'm a married man with 2 kids who has had 'the snip.' No rubber for me :)

  3. 85% by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That number would be more encouraging if the amount coming out were not so massive. This spill is going to create a lot of suck for years to come.

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    1. Re:85% by houstonbofh · · Score: 2, Funny

      But look on the bright side. Jersey Shore can now have crude oil wrestling!

    2. Re:85% by JustOK · · Score: 1

      it blows, not sucks. If it sucked, it would be a different problem.

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    3. Re:85% by Shakrai · · Score: 0

      But look on the bright side. Jersey Shore can now have crude oil wrestling!

      Apparently you are not smarter than a 5th grader, at least with regards to geography.... ;)

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    4. Re:85% by ejtttje · · Score: 1

      Hopefully they'll be able to do something about the remaining 15% after they get the majority under control. :(
      I don't understand why they don't have skimmers for harvesting the oil off the surface of the water instead of trying to burn it or break it down with even more chemicals.

    5. Re:85% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when the oil slick hits the gulf current he will be right about the Jersey Shore

      http://blog.alexanderhiggins.com/2010/05/03/nasa-satellite-images-show-gulf-oil-spill-larger-florida/

    6. Re:85% by Seq · · Score: 1

      Give him a break, he's from Jersey.

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    7. Re:85% by d34dluk3 · · Score: 1

      Jersey Shore is in Miami next season, FYI.

    8. Re:85% by compro01 · · Score: 1

      They're trying to do that (Roughly 3 million litres collected so far), but the weather is not cooperating. It's too windy for that to work well. It's also hampering the effectiveness of the containment booms.

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    9. Re:85% by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      They do have skimmers. It's just more effective to use the other techniques.

    10. Re:85% by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Jersey Shore filming moved to Florida.

      Guess you aren't smarter than a 5th grader when it comes to popular media.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore_(TV_series)

    11. Re:85% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The prevailing currents run from south to north up the east coast.

      If they don't stop it before it makes it to the keys, the current will carry it up the coast.

      It'll take a while before any makes it up to jersey but it would happen by the end of the year if the thing isn't capped.

    12. Re:85% by medcalf · · Score: 1

      In perspective, it's not so bad. Well, it's still bad, but it's not as bad as the raw numbers make it look.

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    13. Re:85% by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I'm not too crazy about how he uses numbers. He talks about the amount of oil released naturally in US waters over a year, and compares that to the amount released in a single location in a few days. That's really not a meaningful comparison.

      And comparing it to what happens in other places doesn't make sense either. The fact that it happens more often and more severely in other places does not impact the damage this will or wont cause.

      I'd be happy to hear that this wont be all that bad if the news were backed up by meaningful facts.

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    14. Re:85% by geekoid · · Score: 1

      FYI: the less you know about Jersey shore, the smarter you are.

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    15. Re:85% by splatter · · Score: 1

      Oh my god.... My family is from the Southern Jersey shore, we moved when I was about 4 but I still have family up there. I moved to Miami beach for two years a while back and the first impression I had was is was a warm Jersey Shore with 3/4 of the population speaking Spanish.

      I can imagine the horror, no I will not be watching it.

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  4. Good luck with that by Huntr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Never been tried > 350 feet of water. And the wellhead is a mile down. Fingers are crossed, tho'.

    1. Re:Good luck with that by zero_out · · Score: 1

      1 mile = 5280 feet, for those who never memorized it, or don't ever work with imeprial units.

    2. Re:Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thanks for telling us the equivalency of one imperial unit with another imperial unit, that helps a lot!*

      * sorry if I broke anyone's sarcasm meter.

    3. Re:Good luck with that by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

      1 mile = 9.96 * 10^37 Planck Lengths for those who are insane, physicists, or both.

    4. Re:Good luck with that by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      1 mile = 5280 feet, for those who never memorized it, or don't ever work with imeprial units.

      Or, for the civilized among us :), according to wikipedia, Deepwater Horizon was drilling below approximately 1500 meters (over a kilometer and a half... wow!) of water before the explosion.

    5. Re:Good luck with that by Entropius · · Score: 1

      "or both" is redundant, if you're talking about physicists who measure distance in Planck lengths.

      The saner types among us use either light-years or $SI_PREFIX-meters.

    6. Re:Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you mean 9.960 * 10^37, because 1 mile is exactly 5280 feet. leaving off the last zero is lazy, and an unnecessary loss of precision.

    7. Re:Good luck with that by need4mospd · · Score: 1

      or 321 868 800 000 Beard Seconds using the Nordling and Österman's method of calculation.

    8. Re:Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it's true you can be insane without being a physicist, I'm not sure the reverse is true ;)

    9. Re:Good luck with that by M8e · · Score: 1

      Thanks for telling us the equivalency of one imperial unit with another imperial unit, that helps a lot!*

      * sorry if I broke anyone's sarcasm meter(no pun intended).

    10. Re:Good luck with that by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Can I get the well depth in Smoots?

      And projected time to seal in Attoseconds, please?

      (Or since sealing is a chancy business, Monarch Butterfly Half-Lives will do.).

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    11. Re:Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or?

  5. American Chernobyl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't understand why they can't just bury it under 100 tons of concrete.

    And that structure looks nothing like a dome.


    Does't the oil business have contingency plans for this kind of thing?! And companies that specialize in this kind of work?! America is filling the Gulf with FAIL.

    1. Re:American Chernobyl by DJCacophony · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, it's the UK filling the Gulf with FAIL

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    2. Re:American Chernobyl by mysidia · · Score: 1

      They don't want to lose the well. Burying it in concrete (if there is a way to do it) would destroy their ability to extract anymore oil from it, they had little reason to research how that could be done. The hundred ton dome lets them still collect oil.

    3. Re:American Chernobyl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bwah? You mean the US-staffed, US-built, US-run oil rig, that just happens to have a parent company with the name "British" in it?

      Notice how the BP spokesperson is a USian? This disaster was caused by lax US safety regulations. Nothing to do with the UK.

    4. Re:American Chernobyl by vlm · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why they can't just bury it under 100 tons of concrete.

      I see you're modded as funny... Serious answer though is the bottom of the GoM is pretty much just muck/slime/goo. It'll just bubble out via the next easiest path.

      Ironically, the currently winning theory at the oildrum is the blow out was caused by a cement failure. Something down there doesn't cement-seal very well, so the simplistic solution of dumping more is possibly not the best engineering solution.

      Does't the oil business have contingency plans for this kind of thing?!

      Ummm, you'll notice they're working like an anthill stirred up with a stick, not exactly sitting around posting to slashdot all day waiting to decide what to do. You can accuse BP, the drillers, the Haliburton cement crew, the govt, and others involved, of many different things, but not having a plan and implementing it at warp speed is just not an educated accusation.

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    5. Re:American Chernobyl by lostsoulz · · Score: 1

      No, you can't bury a blowout with concrete. If they are unable to cycle the rig's subsea BOPs or otherwise shut it in, the well will continue to produce until a relief well intersects this payzone and pumps kill-weight mud.

    6. Re:American Chernobyl by khallow · · Score: 1

      This disaster was caused by lax US safety regulations.

      And how do you know that? Because they were allowed to drill for oil? Because it is the US, which is traditionally vilified as having "lax" regulations on just about everything? My view is that "lax regulations" are a codeword for being able to do real work.

    7. Re:American Chernobyl by KillaBeave · · Score: 1

      I don't think BP stands for American Petroleum ... why America bash over this?

    8. Re:American Chernobyl by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      My view is that "lax regulations" are a codeword for being able to do real work.

      You'd have a point if offshore oil drilling didn't happen anywhere else - but it does, and in large quantities, too - e.g. in the North Sea. The difference is that, in those jurisdictions, certain perfectly reasonable and affordable safety measures are required to be in place, which isn't the case for U.S.

    9. Re:American Chernobyl by khallow · · Score: 1

      You'd have a point if offshore oil drilling didn't happen anywhere else - but it does, and in large quantities, too - e.g. in the North Sea. The difference is that, in those jurisdictions, certain perfectly reasonable and affordable safety measures are required to be in place, which isn't the case for U.S.

      The difference is the depth not the regulation. The well was operating at a depth of 5000 feet (roughly 1500 meters) below sea level. That is roughly double the deepest part of the North Sea. The average depth of the North Sea is around 300 feet (90 meters). You can talk about the safety measures in place, but it's worth noting that this well was inherently a far tougher challenge than a North Sea oil well.

      I don't know what differences there are in regulation between Europe and the US when it comes to oil platforms at sea, but I doubt they are significant. Given that you didn't even notice the key difference between the BP situation and a North Sea oil platform, I doubt you know either.

    10. Re:American Chernobyl by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The difference is the depth not the regulation. The well was operating at a depth of 5000 feet (roughly 1500 meters) below sea level. That is roughly double the deepest part of the North Sea [wikipedia.org]. The average depth of the North Sea is around 300 feet (90 meters). You can talk about the safety measures in place, but it's worth noting that this well was inherently a far tougher challenge than a North Sea oil well.

      North Sea was just an example. There are many others. WP claims that one of the Brazilian fields is up to 1000m deep, for example.

      In any case, if depth is the problem, and we still have places which aren't as deep, then why ask for trouble by drilling where you can't do much if/when things go wrong?

      I don't know what differences there are in regulation between Europe and the US when it comes to oil platforms at sea, but I doubt they are significant. Given that you didn't even notice the key difference between the BP situation and a North Sea oil platform, I doubt you know either.

      It's rather hard to not be aware of the differences, as they are been mulled over by the media every day. One of those is a remotely controlled (typically, acoustic) shut-off valve.

    11. Re:American Chernobyl by khallow · · Score: 1

      North Sea was just an example. There are many others.

      And they all have different regulatory environments. The Brazilian field most likely is poorly regulated compared to the US or the North Sea fields.

      In any case, if depth is the problem, and we still have places which aren't as deep, then why ask for trouble by drilling where you can't do much if/when things go wrong?

      Because we can fix it. These sorts of accidents happen any time the environment is pushed. We learn from it and develop technological fixes that mitigate future accidents of this sort.

      It's rather hard to not be aware of the differences, as they are been mulled over by the media every day. One of those is a remotely controlled (typically, acoustic) shut-off valve.

      As I understand it, the valve was there. Either it didn't work or the leak bypassed the valve.

    12. Re:American Chernobyl by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      And they all have different regulatory environments. The Brazilian field most likely is poorly regulated compared to the US or the North Sea fields.

      I wouldn't know the overall assessment, but they do have the requirement for remotely controlled valve.

      As I understand it, the valve was there. Either it didn't work or the leak bypassed the valve.

      The valve is there, but it is not remotely controlled. It was supposed to have an automated shut-off mechanism, which failed for unknown reasons. So they had to send those robots down there to manually operate the controls, which has also so far failed for unknown reasons. Of course, remote control could have failed as well - we don't really know. But it would at least save the time they wasted on the robots.

    13. Re:American Chernobyl by khallow · · Score: 1

      The valve is there, but it is not remotely controlled. It was supposed to have an automated shut-off mechanism, which failed for unknown reasons. So they had to send those robots down there to manually operate the controls, which has also so far failed for unknown reasons. Of course, remote control could have failed as well - we don't really know. But it would at least save the time they wasted on the robots.

      Doesn't sound to me like a significant regulatory difference. If the valve doesn't close automatically or when you manually attempt to close it, then it probably isn't a control problem, but rather a broken valve problem. This may well be one of those cases where I'm proven wrong, but I don't see a major regulatory difference. It's a valve that had two different means for getting it to close (including one that to me qualifies as "remotely controlled" via robot), and it didn't close.

      Further, no offense to British Petroleum, but they probably had good and maybe bad reasons for not putting in a remote control system (maybe they don't have an acoustics control system yet that can handle that sort of pressure?). Given that they had robotics down there quickly, that indicates to me that the robotics system was the backup to failure of the automatic system. That doesn't sound like a bad plan to me even though it didn't work.

    14. Re:American Chernobyl by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that there are companies from many different countries involved in this sort of thing. BP is based in the UK. The rig was made in Korea. The wellhead (the thing that failed, BTW) was made in the USA. And there are more companies involved than just those three.

    15. Re:American Chernobyl by khallow · · Score: 1
      Turns out this was a new well and the mobile platform that blew up specialized in drilling holes like this. They were in the process of wrapping up and moving to a new site after drilling this hole. There seems to be some good information here. In particular, there's this remark.

      It is thought that somehow formation fluids - oil /gas - got into the wellbore and were undetected until it was too late to take action. With a floating drilling rig setup, because it moves with the waves, currents, and winds, all of the main pressure control equipment sits on the seabed - the uppermost unmoving point in the well. This pressure control equipment - the Blowout Preventers, or 'BOP's" as they're called, are controlled with redundant systems from the rig. In the event of a serious emergency, there are multiple Panic Buttons to hit, and even fail-safe Deadman systems that should be automatically engaged when something of this proportion breaks out. None of them were aparently activated, suggesting that the blowout was especially swift to escalate at the surface. The flames were visible up to about 35 miles away. Not the glow - the flames. They were 200 - 300 ft high.

      My take is that this sounds like a new failure mode that wouldn't be covered by current regulation either in the US or the European states. That's probably because the mode was discounted as being too unlikely. They (regulators and the drilling company) might not even know things could fail that way. All I know is that large blowouts like this are rare no matter where you are in the world. Throwing about accusations of "lax regulation" seems vastly premature when current regulation appeared adequate prior to this event.

    16. Re:American Chernobyl by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Because Obama took 12 days to respond to this. But he didn't care, because the it mostly affect white shrimp fisherman.

      Obama hates white people!

      (Yes, I know I'm trolling. But I've been waiting over a year to throw that stupid line back at the racist lefties.)

       

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  6. what are the chemical dispersants? by fantomas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can anybody tell me about the chemical dispersants? what happens to the 'dispersed' oil plus these chemicals? This is a naive question, please educate me but surely this means you now have oil+chemical in your water rather than just oil in your water - is the dilution level so low that it doesn't affect the sealife that is later caught to eat, does it combine with the oil to something that it relatively innocuous that breaks down in sunlight, or something that sinks to the sea bed etc?

    Information welcomed, just curious about what happens to that oil if its not skimmed off the surface or burnt off, but chemically treated and left in the ocean and left there. Maybe it's just so dilute it doesn't matter, I don't know. Any knowledge on this, folks?

    1. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's soap, basically.

      Quick thing to try at home: mix some oil and water in a cup. It's all separated and the oil quickly rises to the top. Now toss in some soap and mix again: it all dissolves together.

      Of course, this is seawater, crude oil, and some hilariously toxic "soap", but it should let the oil dissolve and "disperse" among the rest of the ocean instead of being clumped all in one place.

    2. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by halivar · · Score: 1

      The oil droplets descend to the bottom of the ocean. Some ecologists think this is worse than letting it sit on top of the ocean. You can clean birds, but you can't clean the plankton that feed the bottom of the food chain.

    3. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by spike2131 · · Score: 1

      Soap + undisclosed proprietary chemicals that are known to bio-accumulate. It will be nice having that enter the food chain.

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    4. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by AndersOSU · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Those who think letting the oil sink is a bad idea are a distinct minority.

      Sure, if there wasn't oil in the water we wouldn't want to dump dispersants in, but there is, so this is the lesser of two evils.

      The sea floor is a veritable desert compared to the ocean surface. The food chain starts in the first 10' of water, where plankton have access to sunlight.

      There are creatures that will be effected by oil on the sea floor like crabs and such, but it's still better than letting it run ashore.

      Briefly, oil on the ocean floor or dispersed in the water column is bad. Oil on the ocean surface is worse. And oil on the ocean surface at the shoreline and in the estuaries is an ecological catastrophe.

    5. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by vlm · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Can anybody tell me about the chemical dispersants? what happens to the 'dispersed' oil plus these chemicals?

      See wikipedia "Bile" entry... Similar concept but in an ocean rather than the guts.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile

      To make a very long story very short, oil naturally biodegrades over time by water internal-chemistry organisms, not oil internal-chemistry organisms. At a rate directly proportional to the surface area of the drop. Giant "ball" of oil the size of a football stadium will take much longer than a nearly infinite cloud of little microscopic droplets.

      If a life form existed on earth with oil based protoplasm rather than water, you wouldn't need the dispersant because that life form could live inside the volume of the oil as opposed to upon the surface...

      Think about bio sources of oil in the ocean. if there were no way to degrade oil, the oceans would be full of cod liver oil and whale oil. Similar with natural seeps of crude.

      Much like radioactivity, crude is mostly harmless when properly distributed at an extremely low level in a large volume... its concentrated stuff thats the problem.

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    6. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Google "Corexit 9527" or "Corexit 9500"

      These are the dispersants being used. Essentially they break up the chains of hydrocarbons in the oil causing it to disperse in the water. This works better in deeper water.

      Think of a water column that is 1 meter square by 30 meters deep. The oil floating on top is extremely thin. The dispersant breaks up that oil and dilutes it into the entire water column.

      The dispersant's specific gravity is less than that of water, but greater than oil so it gets between the water and the floating oil. A little bit of wave action helps work the dispersant into the oil causing it to be most effective.

    7. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Can anybody tell me about the chemical dispersants? what happens to the 'dispersed' oil plus these chemicals? This is a naive question, please educate me but surely this means you now have oil+chemical in your water rather than just oil in your water - is the dilution level so low that it doesn't affect the sealife that is later caught to ea

      Remember, oil floats, so an oil spill doesn't have oil in the water. It has oil on the water. You've got a layer of toxic pure oil sitting on top of the water. The dispersants allow it dilute into the depth of the water. This then allows the oil to be broken down by microorganisms. Oil is biodegradable (Remember, it once was animal and plant matter), but only low concentrations due to the toxicity. Over time, it will be broken down back into hydrogen and carbon.

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    8. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that in any complex situation, the number of people who are knowledgeable and intelligent and unbiased enough to actually reason this stuff out and come to the optimal solution are always a minority. The majority, even the majority of experts, are clueless. Then there's plenty of experts who are interested in improving the situation, but for a different value of "improve the situation" than the rest of us. Usually that definition involves placating the ignorant masses. Making the oil less apparent on the surface, regardless of the actual environmental impact, placates people. Out of sight, out of mind is the order of the day.

    9. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, you basically can't clean birds. It is just a feelgood measure. At the point where you pick them up, they have been trying to clean themselves already, thereby ingesting a huge amount of crude. Even if you get them clean and they don't die from the stress, they die of organ failure due to the toxicity rather sooner than later. The average survival time for a cleaned bird is 1-5 days, from the last data I have seen. It would be better to just euthanize them.

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    10. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by Silentknyght · · Score: 1

      Soap + undisclosed proprietary chemicals that are known to bio-accumulate. It will be nice having that enter the food chain.

      I think we'll need a citation, specifically with reference to the bioaccumulation aspects, to avoid calling that complete FUD.

    11. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Eventually something eats it and turns it into poop.

      There are bacteria that eat oil.

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    12. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by vbraga · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting. Do you have a source for this?

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    13. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Soap + undisclosed proprietary chemicals that are known to bio-accumulate. It will be nice having that enter the food chain.

      Meet you at Red Lobster!

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    14. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorbitol esters. Basically modified sugar alcohols. An example of this class of compounds is the Polysorbate 80 that is used to emulsify mild fats in ice cream.

      Extremely biodegradable and pretty unlikely to cause any environmental damage.

    15. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      I'm more than willing to concede that I'm not an expert on the interactions between sea life and oil and dispersants. However, if the environmental groups had a good reason to believe that dispersing oil was a bad idea, it's not that hard of a sell.

      We can, after all eventually sweep up a good portion of surface oil, but once it's dispersed it's irrevocably in the environment. The only reports I've read discouraging the use of dispersants don't really analyze the impact of not using them. In any crisis, some number of experts will be paralyzed by difficult decisions and in the absence of good ideas urge inaction. The problem is that there might be a less-bad option than inaction. I truly believe that's what is happening to the few people urging against dispersant use.

    16. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those who think letting the oil sink is a bad idea are a distinct minority. ...
      There are creatures that will be effected by oil on the sea floor like crabs and such, but it's still better than letting it run ashore.

      I don't think you understand the full consequences of oil on the sea floor.

      Every time a big storm comes through,
      (and this is the Gulf of Mexico... hurricane central)
      the sea floor gets stirred up and oil gets carried to shore.

      The gulf coast is going to have oil contaminations problems for years.

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    17. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by AndersOSU · · Score: 3, Informative

      The gulf coast is going to have oil contamination for years regardless of whether the oil is dispersed or not. Many years of lower concentration contamination is likely favorable to saturating the swamps and estuaries with oil now.

      Further, my understanding is that agitated dispersed oil is likely to spread out in the full 3 dimensions of the gulf of Mexico, which isn't good, but it's less bad than having it bob to the surface or concentrate on the bottom where it bio-accumulates in the few deep sea bottom feeders.

      Remember when your high school chemistry teacher told you that dilution isn't the solution to pollution? Well when containment isn't an option - like with an oil spill, dilution is preferable to concentration.

    18. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by spike2131 · · Score: 1

      If a life form existed on earth with oil based protoplasm rather than water, you wouldn't need the dispersant because that life form could live inside the volume of the oil as opposed to upon the surface...

      Like maybe some of these buggers?

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    19. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The average survival time for a cleaned bird is 1-5 days, from the last data I have seen.

      You misread the report. "Cleaned bird" is the internal code name for a line of Seagate hard drives.

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    20. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by xednieht · · Score: 1

      The sea floor is a veritable desert compared to the ocean surface. The food chain starts in the first 10' of water, where plankton have access to sunlight.

      You may want to check your facts on that one. Just because 95% has not been explored does not mean there's nothing there. In fact on a recent trip to the Natural History Museum they showed videos of rather abundant life on the ocean floor.

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    21. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      The Sonoran desert is a literal desert, but that doesn't mean that nothing lives there either.

      Compared to the surface waters the sea floor is much more desolate than the most desolate land desert - that's not to say that it's devoid of life.

    22. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can only give you a German source. They cite German biologists, who speak from their experience from an oil spill in the North Sea, amd some World Wildlife Fund guy who has data from the "Prestige" spill in spain, where an intensive cleaning effort was made. He is basically saying "If you can catch them at all for cleaning, they are already too far gone."

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    23. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by colfer · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j7vkPPClc0lhglDZGwYrrcVS185QD9FGP13O1
      Chemicals used to fight Gulf oil slick a trade-off
      By JASON DEAREN and RAY HENRY (AP) – 2 hours ago

      Environmental tests on Corexit indicate it can be stored in the tissue of organisms, or bioaccumulate...

      When used on the surface, dispersants remove oil from where birds, turtles and other sea creatures could eat it or breathe in the poisonous fumes. Marine scientists say they also keep the oil balls suspended in the water, where they are eventually consumed by bacteria, which can pass toxins up the food chain.

      "They're talking about using dispersants in the deep water where the oil is coming out that would prevent it from hitting shore, but would actually put it into the water column and possibly force it to the bottom of the ocean," said Cynthia Sarthou, executive director of the New Orleans-based Gulf Restoration Network.

      "The environmental impact of that is totally unknown. It could end up killing everything at the bottom of the ocean."

    24. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by sc7007 · · Score: 1

      Surely this is true in the relatively shallow waters, but not when it gets deep. It would have to be an awfully large storm to even be noticeable once the water gets deep, and this well is in 5000 feet of water..

    25. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... oil on the ocean floor or dispersed in the water column is bad...

      Dude, refer to your high school chem books, oil can't sink to the bottom of the ocean. Dumping dispersants is just adding to the pollution.

      The only responsible thing they can do, other than plugging the well, is to let the oil reach the surface of the ocean and collect whatever they can.

    26. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 5, Informative
      This is a great article, so here are some of the main points for those who don't speak German:
      • Birds will attempt to clean themselves with their beak and tongue even despite the terrible smell and taste of the oil. Birds surviving cleaning then generally suffer from kidney and liver problems resulting from the oil ingestion.
      • On the Spain and French coast, thousands of birds were captured after an oil spill and cleaned. Of those, only 600 survived the cleaning and of those 600, many were dead within 7 days.
      • The WWF confirms that birds covered in oil are generally not savable once they've been captured.
      • The survival rate of birds depends heavily on the type of oil and the amount of oil that is on the birds.

      The article does not report this, but other articles have noted that this oil is mostly mixed with water (more than previous spills). This could give hope that more birds than normal can actually be saved.

    27. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      And I don't think you understand the meaning of the 'LESSER' of two evils.

      It's not good, but it's better the not doing it.

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    28. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Surface chemistry is a little more complicated than anything you learn in high school.

      Honestly, I don't think anyone really knows what happens to the oil that's dispersed - the stuff at the surface probably emulsifies or dissolves depending on the relative concentrations of surfactant, oil, and water, but what happens at 5000'? And this is crude oil we're talking about, not canola oil, there are components of various densities. Suffice to say, it's complicated.

    29. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Thanks for providing that summary. I got a bit lazy there ;)

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    30. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Dude, refer to your high school chem books. Some crudes (especially from Mexico and S. America) are remarkably heavy, with densities equal to or greater than water. Dispersants can change that relative density. Yes, the API of this particular crude is generally higher than 10, but it's pretty easy to get it to sink (given enough chemicals).

    31. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      The gulf coast is going to have oil contamination for years regardless of whether the oil is dispersed or not. Many years of lower concentration contamination is likely favorable to saturating the swamps and estuaries with oil now.

      You are presenting a false choice.
      The most probable outcome is that the swamps and estuaries will be saturated with oil now and we'll have to deal with "lower" levels of contamination after every major storm.

      Dispersed oil is actually a bigger problem than tarballs, because tarballs you can just scoop up.
      Dispersed oil (or broken tarballs) get absorbed into soil/sand, which must then be removed wholesale.

      There's really no lesser of two evils here.
      Everything about offshore oil spills is bad.

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    32. Re:what are the chemical dispersants? by Timothy+Chu · · Score: 1
  7. What about oil eating bacteria? by Apagador-Man · · Score: 0

    Hmm... weren't there some news, years back, concerning some sort of bacteria that ate oil, consuming it?

    Would the resulting products be also quite nasty, or was it all an hoax?

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  8. Re:This thread is worthless without pics by halivar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Consider R'ing TFA. Second link has pics. Dear Lord, people, who in the world ties your shoes in the morning?

  9. D'ome! by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

    They tried it on Springfield.

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    1. Re:D'ome! by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Oblig. "Simpsons did it!"

    2. Re:D'ome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, now it becomes pretty obvious:
      Trey and Matt set it up the spill. To take the heat away from their recent controversy about Muslims. Hit the Muslims where it hurts. In the oil. The hole is draining the oilfields of Muslimamerica, and to stop it, they use a dome, which is oilsociated with the Simpsons and Springfield and America and fat. HaHa!

  10. I know what a siphon is! by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

    "...is designed to siphon the crude oil away from the water."

    Really?

    siphon
      - a tube running from the liquid in a vessel to a lower level outside the vessel so that atmospheric pressure forces the liquid through the tube.

      - A pipe or tube fashioned or deployed in an inverted U shape and filled until atmospheric pressure is sufficient to force a liquid from a reservoir in one end of the tube over a barrier higher than the reservoir and out the other end.

      - To draw off or convey through or as if through a siphon.

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    1. Re:I know what a siphon is! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Really. The third definition fits nicely--"as if through a siphon". The pipe will not technically be a siphon tube, but the oil will flow through it in a similar manner.

    2. Re:I know what a siphon is! by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      you know ... they're probably going to attach a tube to the dome. And buoyant forces will force the liquid through it (though they'll probably pump too).

    3. Re:I know what a siphon is! by zero_out · · Score: 1

      Yes, really.

      Siphoning is the act of using a tube with different levels of pressure at each end to transfer a liquid from one end to the other. Using atmospheric pressure or different elevations is just one method of siphoning.

      The greater level of water pressure at the bottom will push the oil (mixed with water) up to the lower level of pressure at the top of the box/tube contraption, where it will be whisked away in a controlled fashion (rather than dispersing into the Gulf).

      It's much like sucking water out of a glass with a straw. The greater pressure from the water at the bottom of the glass pushes the water up the straw to the lower level of pressure inside your mouth. This is also siphoning.

    4. Re:I know what a siphon is! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I find it really hilarious that they'd go to the trouble to quote the definition but not realize that one of them works.

      Pedantry failure: Reboot semantic centers of brain and try again!

      I think most people understood that the word was used in a non-literal sense to imply the intent of getting the oil from under the dome, not the actual mechanics.

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    5. Re:I know what a siphon is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The will pump it. You see the holes in the contraption? That is to allow water in because they will pump it to create a negative pressure inside the vessel and pump the oil and water out until the well can be capped permanently.

    6. Re:I know what a siphon is! by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Actually it really is a siphon. Oil is lighter than water and therefore a pan only a bit below the surface of the ocean is "lower" than the interior of an oil-filled container under water pressure at the bottom. The oil will flow up, through a tube over the edge of a ship, and into a container below sea level. Also I suspect all the pressure of the well is going to help too.

  11. Calling it a "dome" is a bit of a stretch. by synth7 · · Score: 1

    I understand that, conceptually, people want to talk about how this works like dropping a dome over the top of the leak, but I'm afraid that this structure is in no way even close to a dome. Hell, I'd be more apt to call it a "four sided cylinder" than a dome and be just about as correct. Twenty bucks says they started off with the concept and the label and then didn't bother to change the label when the engineers told them how difficult it would be to build and maneuver a dome around. So they ask the engineers to make it functional and they get an open-ended box with a pyramidal cap... all the while the managers are standing around watching while murmuring, "Yep... that dome is shaping up nicely..." This whole event has made me wonder how many times in ancient history that a sea floor fault has released spills like this (or worse) in the distant geological past. Seems like we should be ready for this type of event even if we aren't the ones punching the hole through the abyssal plain of the sea floor..

    1. Re:Calling it a "dome" is a bit of a stretch. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Twenty bucks says they started off with the concept and the label and then didn't bother to change the label when the engineers told them how difficult it would be to build and maneuver a dome around. So they ask the engineers to make it functional and they get an open-ended box with a pyramidal cap... all the while the managers are standing around watching while murmuring, "Yep... that dome is shaping up nicely..."

      More likely the engineers described the solution as putting a dome over the well while never considering a structure that was literally a dome, then the managers came by and said, quote "this structure is in no way even close to a dome!" Then the engineers looked at the managers, rolled their eyes, and said "Who gives a shit?", or more deferential words to that effect.

      "Who gives a shit" is what I'm saying. :)

      This whole event has made me wonder how many times in ancient history that a sea floor fault has released spills like this (or worse) in the distant geological past. Seems like we should be ready for this type of event even if we aren't the ones punching the hole through the abyssal plain of the sea floor..

      My understanding is that it does happen, but when the underground reservoir starts to leak, the oil still has to come up through a massive amounts of mud, silt, and other sediments on the ocean floor and thus tends to be largely contained naturally as pressure is released over a larger area. As opposed to in cases like this, where humans have deliberately bored a hole down through the sediments to maximize pressure and make it as easy as possible for the oil to get to the surface.

      So yeah it's not a bad idea to be prepared for natural oil-based disasters, but human-originated disasters are clearly the more proximate problem.

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    2. Re:Calling it a "dome" is a bit of a stretch. by spitzak · · Score: 1

      One of the articles says the "domes" were already constructed and used to cap shallow-water wells that were broken during Katrina. So they already existed and the engineers already knew what shape they were. "Dome" is just a convienent way of describing it, in particular it makes it clear that the bottom is open.

  12. Re:Fill, baby fill! by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know if she's given her opinion on this. I'm sure it would be insightful.

  13. The "dome" is called a cofferdam. by Edgetek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The cofferdam, although not being tried in this deep of water is really their best option at this point.

    1. Re:The "dome" is called a cofferdam. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Cofferdam" would confuse techtards, although the term was common in schools a few decades back when bridge construction was still considered worthy of understanding.

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    2. Re:The "dome" is called a cofferdam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a tech-geek, I've got to wonder about the efficiency of using massive 93-ton cofferdams instead of a giant half bladder tied down to the ocean floor (well weighted down).
      The pressure on the bladder should be equal on both sides and besides the oil rushing up into it's spout, there should not be any other pressures on it.

      Mostly I'm wondering if anyone with a engineering background can comment on the design of the cofferdam?

      Thanks
      Ben

  14. Re:This thread is worthless without pics by dunezone · · Score: 2, Funny

    No need to tie Velcro shoes.

  15. Good news everyone! by AnotherAnonymousUser · · Score: 1

    A dome you say? Did they opt for diamondium or diamondilium?

  16. Should have had these waiting on the shelf by spike2131 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been amazed at the Oil industries apparent inability to do any contingency planning. If this dome technology is known to be the best quick-fix for containing this type of oil leak, they should have had a few of them already built and sitting on a back lot in Port Arthur, just in case.

    Instead, they have to construct them from scratch when the emergency presents itself. That's resulted in a huge waste of time as the clock is ticking and the environment becomes more and more damaged.

    Having spares would have been a cheap insurance policy. Don't these people even think about risk mitigation?

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    1. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't these people even think about risk mitigation?

      They did. They had a blowout valve in place that was supposed to kill the oil flow. It failed. Not something that has ever happened before and not something that could have been predicted.

      We could conduct offshore drilling for the next hundred years and probably not see another failure via this route.

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    2. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Risk mitigation implies you believe there is a legitimate risk, which scares voters, which scares politicians. And, after the fact, it's way easier to say "We had know way of knowing X could happen resulting in Y damages" than "We had a contingency plan in place, so X only resulted in Z damages". No matter how much smaller Z is than Y, people will hate you more for it. Because you knew it could happen, therefore, you LET it happen, you are a villain! But if you were "caught totally unawares", you're the victim. Hell, you're the hero if you even slightly mitigate the damages.

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    3. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by spike2131 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So they put all their faith in a blowout valve that apparently had an unanticipated failure mode. That's not risk mitigation, that's as assumption that, since you don't recognize the risk, there is no risk.

      One layer of protection here was far to thin. In Norway and Brazil they require that wells also have remote control shutoffs. That would have been another layer of protection.

      Keeping extra domes around would have been another layer of protection - a relatively low cost "when all else fails" measure. Seems like they didn't do it because they had too much confidence that all else couldn't possibly fail.

      They were wrong.

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    4. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They did. They had a blowout valve in place that was supposed to kill the oil flow. It failed. Not something that has ever happened before and not something that could have been predicted.

      We could conduct offshore drilling for the next hundred years and probably not see another failure via this route.

      If that's the only failsafe they had, that's a problem.

      They were drilling at extraordinary depths, here, and they must've known that, if something catastrophic *did* happen, it would be exceptionally difficult to deal with. But instead of facing that fact and putting additional risk mitigation in place, they just assumed the risks were low enough that it wasn't worth the additional cost.

      Really, this is a classic example of where government should be stepping in. In reality, as you say, the chances of something truly catastrophic happening are low enough that the cost of additional risk mitigation simply isn't justifiable from a cost-benefit perspective, and so it's incumbent upon the government to force them to take those additional steps.

    5. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Duradin · · Score: 1

      "...nothing can possiblye go wrong"

      A single point of failure with catastrophic results if it does fail sounds like something that needs a backup plan not "lalala it hasn't failed before lalalala I can't hear you Murphy".

    6. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      It failed. Not something that has ever happened before and not something that could have been predicted. We could conduct offshore drilling for the next hundred years and probably not see another failure via this route.

      You sir, are pulling that out of your ass. Cough up a source.

    7. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by oobayly · · Score: 1

      Well, from this article, it appears that problems with blowout preventers are far from unknown, even if BP want to bandy around the word "unprecedented" when referring to the failure.

    8. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Course, when you have one backup plan, you should consider and impliment backup failure.

      It's like power. 1. Grid. Well, the grid's not guarenteed, so you should probably have 2. Backup UPS devices in place. But those aren't designed to last more than a few minutes in general...more for brownouts and brief blackouts so you need to consider 3. your own generator.

      In this case, I think BP could afford generator level backups.

      Pity the US doesn't require acoustic shutoffs like Norway and Brazil...

    9. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by medcalf · · Score: 0, Troll

      The part that failed was the remote controll shutoff! There should be comment moderations for "ignorant" and "foolish." This fits the former. My understanding (from a friend's husband who is a deep-water BOP specialist) is that there was a failure of the concrete plug, followed by a failure of the BOP (speculation being that the failure of the concrete plug damaged the BOP's control wires). Such a double-failure has never happened before. There is also a posibility that there was a third failure, and that the reason that the BOP crimped the line, instead of cutting it, was that it just so happened that the 1 out of 30 feet that was in front of the BOP when they finally did get it to activate was a joint, where the pipe lengths are bolted together. This is much thicker than the rest of the pipe, and it's possible that the BOP activated correctly but couldn't cut through the pipe at that point.

      Risk mitigation does not mean removing every possibility of foreseen and unforeseen failure. They did a lot of work on ways to prevent leaks. Black swans - unforeseen collections of forces that overwhelm all systems - happen in every realm of life, which is why resiliency is as much or more important than prevention. And the systems are obviously fairly resilient, considering how quickly they are coming up with solutions to unforeseeable events in very difficult operational conditions.

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    10. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by charliemopps11 · · Score: 1

      it's simple... by law, their max fine is $75 million. So, any contingency plan has to cost a lot less than $75 million. pretty soon they are going to hit their "limit" throw up their hands and say it's the governments fault. One thing is for sure, they aren't going to spend more than $75 million. lol

    11. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I've been amazed at the Oil industries apparent inability to do any contingency planning. [...] Don't these people even think about risk mitigation?

      I just posted up this thread with a link to an article about how the industry actively fights against rules in place to force them to make a relief well right after they finish drilling the main well.

      Do not ascribe to stupidity what is more rationally motivated by avarice. It's gambling with other people's coastlines, they're willing to take that risk if it means a more profitable well, simple as that.

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    12. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Keeping extra domes around would have been another layer of protection - a relatively low cost "when all else fails" measure. Seems like they didn't do it because they had too much confidence that all else couldn't possibly fail.

      I think Douglas Adams said it best:

      "The difference between something that can go wrong and something that can't possibly go wrong is that when something that can't possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

      Seems rather apt, in this case.

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    13. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Don't these people even think about risk mitigation?

      Since the risk is socialized, why would they?

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    14. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Entropius · · Score: 1

      This is because the cost (to society) of something truly catastrophic is so high that they can't be asked to bear it (how do you buy another Mississippi Delta? You can't)... so they just don't bother.

      So I agree -- the cost-benefit math doesn't work, because they don't care about the benefit (in this case, not having to pay for cleanup, which they won't fully anyway)

    15. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by lostsoulz · · Score: 1

      it appears that problems with blowout preventers are far from unknown, even if BP want to bandy around the word "unprecedented" when referring to the failure.

      On the contrary, this failure is exceptionally rare. This is a normal operation that went catastrophically wrong:

      1. The well had been cemented and the mud in the marine riser and well was being circulated out prior to temporary abandonment.

      2. A sudden kick (gas in this case,) forced the displacement fluid from the riser.

      3. The gas settled about the rig, found an ignition source and exploded.

      4. The blowout preventers failed to shut the well in (either by manual or fail-safe actuation.)

      At this point, the rig was burning and the well was open to the atmosphere. Once the rig had sunk, the marine riser collapsed and lays buckled. It seems that it's leaking from multiple points and underwater footage of the end of the riser seems to show the box end of a piece of drill pipe spewing oil.

      In order to control the well, either the BOPs must operate (shearing the drill pipe,) or the well must be killed (probably by drilling a relief well and then pumping heavy weight mud into the pay zone.)

    16. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by lostsoulz · · Score: 1

      So they put all their faith in a blowout valve that apparently had an unanticipated failure mode

      You need to understand a little more about drilling and well control. We're not talking about a valve - it's a Cameron Type TL 18¾in 15K BOP...not a gate valve on your garden hose. These devices will failsafe-shut. Shearing pipe is another matter entirely. For example, the drill string should ideally be under tension with a joint landed in the pipe rams before the shear rams close.

    17. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by vlm · · Score: 1

      It's gambling with other people's coastlines, they're willing to take that risk if it means a more profitable well, simple as that.

      Don't forget that a regulation applied to all companies merely increases the cost of everyones oil. Its not like anyones profit will change.

      Whats more destructive, a bit of oil on the coasts of a major drilling site, or doubling the cost of petroleum... There is a fair argument that we're better off with the occasional leak rather than committing economic suicide...

      Put another way, you can invest that money in solar panels or in unused relief wells, which is better?

      Now implementing the "brazil rule" in the GoM, that would be interesting. Brazil Petrobras used to force drillers to activate the BOP on a live drilling string... chop clean thru that baby, live. That might be a reasonable middle ground. Knowing this BOP worked in a worst case scenario is a better (although more expensive) test than the kind of tests they do now.

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    18. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The part that failed was the remote controll shutoff!

      Except that it wasn't. It was a blowout preventer, and what failed was the automatic cut-off (which should have normally reacted to the spill all of its own). There is no remote control manual shut-off switch (which is precisely the part that is required by law for offshore drilling everywhere except the U.S.).

    19. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      When you say remote control shutoffs I suspect you mean an acoustic remote control. This wouldn't work at the depth below the surface that this well is, and the BOP has failed so catastrophically anyway that presumably whatever the remote control would trigger wouldn't work any better than the hydrologic lines the ROVs they're trying to use at the moment are hooked into.

    20. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by jomegat · · Score: 1

      If an acoustic shutoff is anything like putting your fingers in your ears, then I think the US may have that in spades.

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    21. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no remote control [wikipedia.org] manual shut-off switch (which is precisely the part that is required by law for offshore drilling everywhere except the U.S.).

      Which wouldn't have mattered. The local manual shut-off switch (activated via submersible) didn't work, either.

    22. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Dan667 · · Score: 3, Informative

      one of the first things cheney did when bush was elected the first time is get the regulation changed so that a backup was not required for off shore drilling.

    23. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by spitzak · · Score: 1

      According to the article, the *DID* have the domes sitting around. They had been constructed for capping some broken shallow-water wells for Katrina. The dome has to be modified to exactly fit where the pipes and things sticking out of the well are, and also modified for the deeper water. I think if they were building from scratch it would have taken longer.

    24. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by winwar · · Score: 1

      "...this failure is exceptionally rare."

      Perhaps you should consult a dictionary. Or maybe the Princess Bride....

      Failure of blowout preventers are not "exceptionally rare". I believe the 1999 report by MMS noted over 117 failures. It is a known risk.

      Furthermore, encountering a pocket of gas is not unexpected. It is something they try to avoid for precisely what happened. All the safety precautions in place cannot prevent a catastrophic explosion under all conditions. It is a known risk.

      BP decided to cut corners and ignore known risks to save money.

    25. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not something that has ever happened before and not something that could have been predicted.

      Sorry, but you need to realize that there are actual engineers reading the words you're writing. "What if the blowout valve fails?" sounds like a pretty reasonable question, especially when a failure has consequences like these.

      We could conduct offshore drilling for the next hundred years and probably not see another failure via this route.

      There are a lot of catastrophic failure modes that we will never see. Why? Because we identify the risk and mitigate it before it ever has a chance to happen. Trial and error is not OK here.

    26. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yup - we should get the government to handle this because they have such a better track record in managing unusual risks, like they did with the toxic asset crash and the space shuttle.

      Don't get me wrong - we do need more oversight, and we do need to make companies cover their externalities through taxes or whatever. However, don't think that government oversight is a panacea - corruption and pressure to deliver are everywhere.

    27. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      These domes must be custom fit to the leak, depth, and seabed hardness. It may look crude but it has many important engineering points. Also, they are so large that it is impractical to move it by any method other than shipping. Shipping between coastlines takes longer than building it on-site like they are doing. Also because of the size and shape, it is very difficult to keep them off-dock because they are not functional for over-the-road delivery. Permanent on-dock space is expensive (I work for a port company).

      So they would have to keep multiple sizes on each multiple coastlines on-dock to cover a failsafe (blowout valve) that has never failed. I don't think they deserve the criticism you're giving them for not predicting such a extremely unlikely scenario and planning around it.

    28. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Abcd1234 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Do you have a citation for that? Because if that's true, that's pretty frickin' serious.

    29. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      Having spares would have been a cheap insurance policy. Don't these people even think about risk mitigation?

      It's actually much worse than that. According to an interview I heard on NPR, BP could have purchased a sonar activated blowout valve for $500,000 at the time the well was constructed. These are required by law in Norwegian and Dutch oil wells, but good old America, we don't like any regulations stinking up our "free market".

      So, because some bean counter decided that a $500,000 insurance policy wasn't worth it, now we have $billions in direct damage to the economy, as well as the long term damage to the environment that you can't put a price on.

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    30. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      Domes cannot qualify as a layer of protection -- they are used after the event has occurred and are thus mitigation measures rather than protection measures.

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    31. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Paranatural · · Score: 1

      They did. They had a blowout valve in place that was supposed to kill the oil flow. It failed. Not something that has ever happened before and not something that could have been predicted.

      We could conduct offshore drilling for the next hundred years and probably not see another failure via this route.

      See:

      "The blowout preventer failing is unheard of in the oil industry."

      A 1999 government report found at least 117 failures. Amazing what you can do with a simple google search.

      http://www.mms.gov/tarprojects/319/319AA.pdf

      Anyone who says otherwise is clueless or lying or both.

      Now, my question to you is why did you claim that it was "Not something that has ever happened before and not something that could have been predicted. "?

      Did you get that from a source somewhere, do did you just plain make shit up?

    32. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by guspasho · · Score: 1

      They did. They got Congress to grant them a liability limit of $75 million, which is minuscule in comparison to their profits. Risk mitigated.

    33. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by guspasho · · Score: 1

      And guess when they got Congress to do it. Right after the Exxon Valdez spill. That's chutzpah.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_Pollution_Act

    34. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't Dick Cheney also the same guy that blew a few hundred shotgun pellets into his hunting partner?

      Now there's a man who knows how to take safety seriously.

    35. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At what point do you stop? Let's convert this to IT speak.

      You have a computer. You keep your data on a remote server with some form of RAID providing high availbility.
      This RAID system has local backups. But the building could still burn down.
      So you make backups that are remote. But the remote building could still burn down too.
      So you put data into the cloud, but the earth could get hit by an asteroid and all is lost.

      So you put the data on a satillite and fire it into space and start wondering when you may have put far more money into the thing than it's worth.

      - All wells of this type have remote control shutoffs. This is layer 1 not layer 2.
      - The backup was the blow-out preventer, since you can't shut off a well during a blow-out.
      - The remote shut-offs also have local shutoffs which can be triggered by underwater subs.

      All of these systems failed.

      It's like having a long pipe full of various emergency shut-off systems only to have a break right before the first one.

    36. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I want a citation too. It is the exact kind of thing he'd do.

    37. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by lostsoulz · · Score: 1

      The catastrophic loss of well control followed by the total failure of the stack to control the well is rare in these circumstances.

      Do you have any oilfield experience? If so, please cite the other examples of deep water blowouts that occurred when the well was being plugged and abandoned prior to a rig move.

      If you're talking about stack failures generally, then I think you've missed the point and demonstrated a lack of understanding of the technology. Citing a 1999 report does nothing to improve the credibility of your assertion. This was Transocean's rig and BP cannot force Transocean to "cut corners." However, if you have a deeper understanding of the well design and abandonment process used in this case, I'm happy to be corrected.

    38. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by lostsoulz · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, encountering a pocket of gas is not unexpected. It is something they try to avoid for precisely what happened.

      Actually no - you don't really avoid a "pocket of gas," as such. Generally you manage this via the hydrostatic head of fluid in the well bore - you weight up and circulate it out during a kick. Defoamers can help during drilling to reduce gas cutting. Regarding pre and post completion plugging, that's generally accomplished via cement or other downhole tools.

    39. Re:Should have had these waiting on the shelf by samwichse · · Score: 2, Interesting
  17. You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who pays for the mistakes? Who pays for the environmental impact? If BP were forced to shoulder the entire cost of this mistake, they would go bankrupt. And so, as usual, it is the rest of us who will have to pay. Socialism for the rich, paid for by the poor.

    If you and I lived next to each other, and I ran a pipe from my toilet into your yard, you would be pretty pissed off, wouldn't you? You'd probably demand I stop shitting in your yard. And I would say, "Human civilization can not exist without environmental impact, shit happens, get over your knee jerk reaction and get used to it, hippie."

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    1. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who pays for the mistakes? Who pays for the environmental impact?

      You are welcome to try the alternative of not living in an energy intensive society if that would better suit your needs. I hear that sub-Saharan Africa is wonderful this time of year.

      If BP were forced to shoulder the entire cost of this mistake, they would go bankrupt.

      Got a citation for that or are you just making assumptions?

      If you and I lived next to each other, and I ran a pipe from my toilet into your yard, you would be pretty pissed off, wouldn't you?

      Bad analogy, because that implies a deliberate decision was made to cause this oil spill. A better analogy would be that your sewer pipe fails for whatever reason and floods my yard with shit. In that instance I would expect you to clean up the mess and fix the pipe -- actions that are well under way in the Gulf of Mexico.

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    2. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I've read BP is entirely capable of paying all of the expenses of this mess. I've heard numbers as high as $8 Billion. BP has something like $180B to it's name.
       
        There is a chance for them to recover from this mess. Even if it's double, triple, quadruple that cost. Let's say it's $32B I see it hurting them very seriously, but they're not going bankrupt...

    3. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who pays for the mistakes? Who pays for the environmental impact?

      You are welcome to try the alternative of not living in an energy intensive society if that would better suit your needs.

      When did 'energy intensive society' come to mean 'poor people pay when the rich screw up'?

      A better analogy would be that your sewer pipe fails for whatever reason and floods my yard with shit.

      No, a better analogy is that his sewer pipe fails and covers the entire neighborhood with shit...and because cleaning that up would bankrupt him, everyone affected is told to pitch in and give him money for cleaning up his own mess. Screw that.

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    4. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why exactly is it that the corporate apologists *always* fall back on either a strawman or a false dichotomy? As if there was no alternative between drilling for as much oil as we can get our hands on and living in sub-saharan conditions. As for the cleanup in the Gulf - you realize that the liability of BP is capped by law at a ridiculously low amount? As always, the profit is funneled to the corps, mostly bypassing taxation, while the externalities are offloaded on society. If all those investments into drilling for oil under ever more extreme conditions, which were largely funded by tax-breaks and deregulation, would have been directed to alternative energy sources and infrastructures, we would be quite a bit closer to the point where we could finally stop squandering a valuable chemical resource like oil by burning it.

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    5. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When did 'energy intensive society' come to mean 'poor people pay when the rich screw up'?

      When did Shakrai say that it did? He was saying that offshore drilling is not an inherently bad thing; this is nowhere near the same as approving of caps for cleanup costs.

    6. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 3, Informative
    7. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 0, Troll

      We are paying for the majority of the impact, which is far more than just mopping up the oil, not BP. As others have already raised the issues with your pathetic defense of Big Business that I was going to raise, I will let you respond to them instead. I look forward to reading your replies to Mindcontrolled and Remus.

      You do realize that continually defending the owning class will not convince them to let you into their club, don't you? You are their useful idiot, defending the indefensible so they don't even have to sully themselves debating the hoi polloi. And you will be paid for your effort, with their mocking laughter.

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    8. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shakrai was implying that the free market will take care of things and BP will shoulder the entire cost of the cleanup. He was also making a false dichotomy by claiming that we either pay the cost of having spills, or have no energy, which is bullshit.

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    9. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, a better analogy is that his sewer pipe fails and covers the entire neighborhood with shit...and because cleaning that up would bankrupt him, everyone affected is told to pitch in and give him money for cleaning up his own mess. Screw that.

      That analogy fails because his shit pipe is not serving a purpose for the rest of the neighbourhood. Oil drilling is keeping our civilization going - whether you think that's a good thing is another debate, but there are circumstances when society has to take the risks for the critical processes that it depends on. I'm all for reducing our dependence on oil and I'm all in favour of wind farms and tidal generation and orbital solar panels beaming power down by laser and nuclear power plants and thermal funnels and all that, but we are where we are right now and what means we need oil, and to a certain extent we must accept the risks that go with it.

    10. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course they won't pay for it all, but you said that they can't afford to pay for it, well they can.

      BP could afford to pay every last penny for the damage done and income lost, with 26 billion in income and over 236 billion in assets they can afford it.

      With BP's record here in Alaska of spills and botched cleanups someone should push them into paying for all the damage done in the Gulf, and go after their contractors and everyone else involved.

      BP really should only be on the hook for 65% of the costs.

      RIG Deepwater Horizon rig owner
      BP 65% working interest (operator)
      APC 25% working interest (operator)
      Mitsui 10% working interest (operator)
      CAM Manufacturer of blowout preventer (BOP)
      HAL Provided cementing services to the rig

      Anadarko Petroleum Corp (APC.N) - The Houston company owns a 25 percent nonoperating interest in the well.

      It was built by Hyundai Heavy Industries Shipyard, Ulsan, South Korea in 2001.

      http://www.scribd.com/doc/30850121/Deepwater-Horizon

      If BP can't afford to clean it all up, then they can liquidate and other Supermajors can buy up the assets after the claimants sell it all.

    11. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Entropius · · Score: 1

      The cleanup cost should include the cost to purchase new land in similar habitat as a wildlife preserve to make up for the damage done to habitat in the Mississippi Delta region.

    12. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

      I think he would be pissed on, technically...

    13. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I suspect in reality that if his sewer line broke and flooded the entire neighborhood with shit, all the neighbors would have to clean up their own yards.

    14. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by jimbolauski · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Are you really that stupid to realize how bad your analogy is. Comparing an accidental spill to intentionally diverting sewerage is hardly an intelligent comparison. If BP pays for the impact we all will pay as consumers of oil, we're fucked either way. So you and your libtard buddies can rail against evil big oil and how we should all ready have battery powered cars that can run for 500 miles and only use power plants that run on sunshine, wind, and unicorn horns but the truth of it is we're not there yet we need oil and unless we want to keep sending money over to the middle east we should use our own.

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    15. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by MousePotato · · Score: 1

      ... If BP were forced to shoulder the entire cost of this mistake, they would go bankrupt.

      Actually, BP won't foot the bill for this. Ultimately, it will be cheaper for them to pay the fines imposed on them as restitution rather than actually pay for the whole clean up. What they will do is get the thing capped and then back to business as usual. A quick glance at their 2009 Q4 earnings will quickly make you realize this will in no way bankrupt them.

    16. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Really? so the oil industry is paying the full costs to clean this up? 100% costs, they are writing a check to the Feds for all the costs of the coast guard, navy, etc?

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    17. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha... pigs DO fly!!!!

      whats a matter, never seen a police helicopter?

    18. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Lumpy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Oil drilling is keeping our civilization going

      Yup because there is no other way to do things than with oil. Cars cant move without oil, planes cant fly without oil, ships never even existed before oil....

      In fact all industry would stop...

      Stopping oil production would simply increase the speed of alternatives being produced. Switchgrass based fuel is highly effective and can be ramped up to full speed within 24 months if they actually desired to. Electricity in the USA is mostly COAL, the only industry that would be impacted is transportation based on heavy fuels like jet fuel and diesel and those also have alternatives.

      Honestly, electric vehicles would work now if we had the infrastructure to support them. 15 minute charging stations, etc...

      Oil drilling is keeping old money rich. Nothing more. Even a 1980's car can easily be converted to use E85 or E100 fuel for very little money, so trying to use a "what about the poor" rant is already dead.

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    19. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      Who pays for the mistakes? Who pays for the environmental impact? If BP were forced to shoulder the entire cost of this mistake, they would go bankrupt. And so, as usual, it is the rest of us who will have to pay. Socialism for the rich, paid for by the poor.

      We all pay. In this case every time you fill up your car, or purchase something that required a petroleum product to make or move.

      If you and I lived next to each other, and I ran a pipe from my toilet into your yard, you would be pretty pissed off, wouldn't you? You'd probably demand I stop shitting in your yard. And I would say, "Human civilization can not exist without environmental impact, shit happens, get over your knee jerk reaction and get used to it, hippie."

      Yes and that's just about how it used to work in most cities. When enough people got sick this necessitated the need to develop plumbing as well as sewage and waste management. Unfortunately we as a species tend to make our biggest leaps forward due to great tragedy and war. Or would you prefer we all go back to living in caves and write the last 6000 or so year off as a bad idea?

    20. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay, how about this: I build a sewer that leaks onto your property accidentally. And I say, "eh, screw you, I'm not paying for it. My liability is capped by the government, YOU pay for it."

      You present a false dichotomy, claiming we either have to pay for these kinds of spills, or use power plants that run on unicorn horns. Sunshine and wind, obviously, are real things and plants CAN run on those. But the point is, it is not an either/or situation.

      I'm not saying, "don't drill." I'm saying, make companies pay for their mistakes. Not the taxpayer.

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    21. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who pays for the mistakes? Who pays for the environmental impact? If BP were forced to shoulder the entire cost of this mistake, they would go bankrupt. And so, as usual, it is the rest of us who will have to pay. Socialism for the rich, paid for by the poor.

      If you and I lived next to each other, and I ran a pipe from my toilet into your yard, you would be pretty pissed off, wouldn't you? You'd probably demand I stop shitting in your yard. And I would say, "Human civilization can not exist without environmental impact, shit happens, get over your knee jerk reaction and get used to it, hippie."

      If your shit would power my car, I'd welcome it!

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    22. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the only industry that would be impacted is transportation based on heavy fuels like jet fuel and diesel and those also have alternatives.

      You do realize that virtually every other industry depends on the transportation sector to move goods around, right? How do you think your food makes it from the fields to the cities? Scotty, beam me up?

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    23. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 0, Troll

      You missed the IF part, didn't you? IF they foot the bill. They won't, as you say.

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    24. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Why exactly is it that the corporate apologists *always* fall back on either a strawman or a false dichotomy?

      Probably because of their amateur status. I get the sense that Shakrai isn't actually on any corporate payroll. Were he given a paycheck to do this full time, I'm sure he'd develop other techniques.

    25. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Shakrai was implying that the free market will take care of things

      I said no such thing, don't put words into my mouth.

      BP will shoulder the entire cost of the cleanup

      False. I only said that the cost of the cleanup was as yet unknown and that it was premature to assume that BP couldn't cover it without going bankrupt.

      He was also making a false dichotomy by claiming that we either pay the cost of having spills, or have no energy, which is bullshit.

      No, I said that society comes with an environmental cost. The only thing that's bullshit here is your lies about my previous remarks.

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    26. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      How do you know what the actual damages are? You don't. What are the damages to the fisheries? Tourism? What are the medical costs? You don't know, and you don't seem to care.

      BP's liabilities are capped at $75 million because they pay a tax of 8 cents per $90 barrel of crude that goes into a fund that has a whopping $1.5 billion in it. I wish I had the money to buy the laws I want.

      BP, liquidate? I hardly think the powers that be would allow that to happen. You do know that we don't actually have a free market, right?

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    27. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless we want to keep sending money over to the middle east

      Hey now, me and my libtard buddies have wanted to stop that for years

    28. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      As if there was no alternative between drilling for as much oil as we can get our hands on and living in sub-saharan conditions.

      Do you have an alternative that could replace oil tomorrow? Keep in mind that oil isn't just used as a fuel. It's also used as a lubricant, fertilizer, plastics, blah, blah, blah. What do you suppose happens to civilization if you remove fossil fuel derived fertilizers from the agricultural sector? What happens to modern medicine without plastic?

      I think it's important that we work on alternatives to oil as an energy source but that's never going to happen as long as our politicians use events like this as photo-ops to brandish their "tough on big [boogieman of the day]" credentials.

      As always, the profit is funneled to the corps, mostly bypassing taxation

      You realize that taxing corporations is effectively the same as taxing individuals, right? I don't understand why this basic economic truth is so hard for people to understand. Taxes are just a cost of doing business for a corporation, a cost that will be passed along to their customers.

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    29. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      Why exactly is it that the corporate apologists *always* fall back on either a strawman or a false dichotomy? As if there was no alternative between drilling for as much oil as we can get our hands on and living in sub-saharan conditions. As for the cleanup in the Gulf - you realize that the liability of BP is capped by law at a ridiculously low amount? As always, the profit is funneled to the corps, mostly bypassing taxation, while the externalities are offloaded on society.

      That pisses me off too.

      If all those investments into drilling for oil under ever more extreme conditions, which were largely funded by tax-breaks and deregulation, would have been directed to alternative energy sources and infrastructures, we would be quite a bit closer to the point where we could finally stop squandering a valuable chemical resource like oil by burning it.

      Do you also realize that if shallow wells along the east and west coast were available then this would not have happened until further into the future? Drilling at a depth of a mile underwater would not have been as attractive if easier more proven AKA less risky wells were available. Possibly the deep water oil well tech may have even been more mature and this disaster could have been avoided all together. Clean up tech may have been better in the future as well for that matter. Or, even better, by the time deep water oil wells became necessary other means of energy production could have advanced enough to make wells such as this much less practical/profitable.

    30. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      No, we don't pay through the cost of oil, because the oil companies have externalized their true costs. Therefore, the current cost of gas does not represent the true cost of producing and using it. We socialize the costs while privatizing the profits.

      We do not make our best leaps forward due to tragedy and war. Gunpowder was invented by the Chinese while looking for an elixer of immortality. Democracy was not invented by a general, or due to a tragedy. Neither was calculus. Nor astronomy. Nor the printing press. I mean, come on, what WAS invented due to war or tragedy, that is actually useful?

      You present a false dichotomy: accept the status quo, or go back to living in caves. Do you realize how silly that sounds? We have more options than that, you know.

      It sounds like you are saying, "Wait until a bunch of people get sick, then make society shoulder the cost while private industry takes all the profit." You'll pardon me if I don't quite think that's fair.

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    31. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      The medical costs? Well, insurance for the 11 dead and medical bills for the rest of the workers will be pretty easy to figure out.

      Tourism is pretty easy too, take 2009 tourism numbers, take 2010 tourism numbers and figure out the difference.

      Same with fishing, hell we did that all up here in Alaska with Exxon and we've been figuring out what Pebble Mine will do to the Salmon and tourism, its not as abstract as you think.

    32. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      Good point, let's instead use "oil" as an example. I pump oil on my property and dump the toxic waste from the process into a stream which runs through both our properties. You are a farmer who irrigates with that stream.

      From there, the rest of the analogy pretty much runs the same way. And we come to the same conclusion: those profiting from an activity should pay the real costs to society and not externalize their costs while privatizing the profits. Does that make sense?

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    33. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by bzipitidoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you realize that the liability of BP is capped by law at a ridiculously low amount?

      I find it amusing that the industry thought they could get away with that one. That they thought such a law could withstand the will of hordes of enraged and ruined people. No, BP is going to pay far, far more than $75 million. If they could stop the leak right now, and gather up all the spilled oil before it does any more damage, they could live this one down. It may turn out not as bad as feared. Seems unlikely from what I've heard.

      No one has forgotten the Exxon Valdez. If this is worse, and every indication is that it will be much, much worse, this will never be forgotten either. What's a big company's reputation worth? A lot more than a paltry $75 million. To this day, I still sometimes avoid Exxon gas stations. Corporations have learned that they absolutely cannot afford such epic mistakes, no matter what technical limitations in liability they've won with lobbying. There were safety measures they could have taken to avoid all this. Union Carbide didn't survive Bhopal. Piper Alpha is the biggest oil platform disaster ever, but Occidental survived. This one doesn't have as many deaths. But it may be bigger. If that oil leaks for another 3 months, BP's downfall may be the least of the consequences. The entire Mississippi delta, Florida's coast, west and east, and who knows where the loop current and gulf stream might ultimately transport the mess?

      The industry has really shit its nest this time.

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    34. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Are you saying you don't care if your yard is contaminated by petroleum? You would welcome it? That's interesting..

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    35. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Oil drilling is keeping old money rich. Nothing more. Even a 1980's car can easily be converted to use E85 or E100 fuel for very little money, so trying to use a "what about the poor" rant is already dead.

      Very true. Unfortunately, it is physically impossible for the US enough ethanol to power all of our cars, even at E85.

      Honestly, electric vehicles would work now if we had the infrastructure to support them. 15 minute charging stations, etc...

      Sure, there's that. There is also the fact that a car that can be charged in 15 minutes to travel more than 100 miles safely has yet to be invented.

      ships never even existed before oil

      Actually, they did exist. They ran off of wind. A trip form Europe to the US would take months, if it made it at all. Good luck outrunning that hurricane in a sailboat.

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    36. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by TheLink · · Score: 3, Informative

      Speaking of food, most people in the industrial nations also _eat_ petroleum. In the USA the ratio appears to be 13 kcal petroleum energy to produce 1 kcal of food, according to: http://www.jhsph.edu/bin/g/k/What_You_Eat.pdf (25:1 for producing meat).

      I'm not sure if there's enough organic food to go around, at least in the developed countries (there isn't in some undeveloped countries either).

      It is possible to produce lots of crops per area by planting many different types of crops in the same area ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercropping ) but this is usually more human labor intensive - machines don't tend to cope with that sort of thing as well.

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    37. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If BP were forced to shoulder the entire cost of this mistake, they would go bankrupt.

      All BP's operations on US soil and offshore in US waters should be nationalized.

      If corporations want to have all the rights of people, of US citizens, then they have to be ready to accept all of the responsibilities. A corporate "death penalty" for a screwup of this magnitude is not unreasonable.

      Right now, corporations get to privatize the profits but socialize the risks.

      Human civilization can not exist without environmental impact, shit happens, get over your knee jerk reaction and get used to it, hippie.

      There is a difference between "shitting in my yard" and "covering my entire property with three feet of shit for more than a decade".

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    38. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      DUH, Coal will fuel a ship easily.

      Wow, you oil lovers really have no clue to alternatives do you.

    39. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Society" does not come with an environmental cost. We don't have a planned economy, we have a free market, therefore, it is private industry that comes with the cost. Private industry profits, but society pays the cost. Shouldn't, oh I don't know, their profits be less, to cover the costs? Why should WE be the ones to pay the costs while the bastards making the decisions are taking home tens of millions in bonuses? Maybe THEY should pay the costs, they made the decisions.

      So, you are NOT saying the free market will fix this? Cool! We're in agreement then. The free market WILL NOT FIX THIS. Glad we agree that the free market will not magically fix everything.

      You were NOT implying that BP will shoulder the cost of the cleanup? You are saying, while BP execs take home millions in bonuses and BP stock holders continue to profit, SOCIETY will pay for the cleanup. Glad we agree here, too.

      Sorry for saying you were implying things you weren't. I'm glad that we agree that under our version of the free market, private industry takes the profits while society pays the bills. I'm sure you are just as outraged by this unfairness as I am, and you will want to force everyone to pay their own costs rather than making us pay for them. I'm glad that you, too, are tired of the rich stealing from us, and I'm sure that you will want to do as I do and speak out about this unfairness.

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    40. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      the only industry that would be impacted is transportation based on heavy fuels like jet fuel and diesel and those also have alternatives.

      You do realize that virtually every other industry depends on the transportation sector to move goods around, right? How do you think your food makes it from the fields to the cities? Scotty, beam me up?

      And don't forget the chemical and plastics industries which produce petrolium products. Considering these two industries produce much of the raw material and packaging for the other industries. Of course, we can increase our usage of tree and plant products, but we'll wipe the planet of greenery trying to keep up, at least at our current rate.

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    41. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      You think that's the only medical cost of this spill? Seriously? Oil is toxic, you know. People swim in the ocean, breath the smoke from the fires, people continents away will be getting cancers they never would have without this spill, and we don't, we can't know what the total costs of this will be.

      I'm not saying this is abstract or hard to figure out. I'm saying, BPs liability is capped at $75 million, and the government's fund holds $1.5 billion, and the overall costs will be far greater than that, which means WE will be paying the costs while BP executives continue to take home multi-million dollar bonuses.

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    42. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      You have a point, PhilHibbs. Everyone in the neighborhood is using the same shit pipe. But one guy blew it up. I still think that guy should be held responsible for all the damage done.

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    43. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      Lay back and take it, is that your answer? Might as well enjoy it because you can't stop it? Heck, as long as rape is the way of the world, I might as well be the one doing the raping, right?

      Fuck you, you sociopath.

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    44. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy, because that implies a deliberate decision was made to cause this oil spill.

      No, the implication is that there was certainty that there will be an oil spill of this magnitude every 20 years, and a decision was made to that risk as the cost of doing business.

      Otherwise, why would they have spent millions of dollars lobbying to get a liability cap passed into law after the Exxon Valedez, so they would only be responsible for 75 million dollars beyond the cost of the initial cleanup? By the way, the 75 million dollar point for damages to the economy of that region was probably passed within a couple of days after the spill got out of control. So, not only does the oil industry make a "deliberate decision" to accept these disasters (which maybe explains why "shut-off" equipment that is standard in other off-shore sites wasn't used), but they do so having "budgeted" for the measly 75 million that they're on the hook for.

      Everyone knew that this would eventually happen. These corporate-sponsored disasters come at least every twenty years.

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    45. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Who pays for the mistakes? Who pays for the environmental impact? If BP were forced to shoulder the entire cost of this mistake, they would go bankrupt.

      BP claims absolute responsibility for oil cleanup:

      "The British oil giant BP LLC, whose deep-water well is gushing hundreds of thousands of gallons of oil daily into the Gulf of Mexico, said Monday that it was "absolutely responsible" for stopping the leak, cleaning up the oil and any resulting environmental damage."

      Third-party estimates put it at around $15 billion so far.

    46. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the support, it gets fucking tiring arguing with likes of ArcherB, Shakrai, and the usual cast of corporate apologists all by myself. I agree completely with your ideas. I think you may be confused on that point... Maybe my presentation of my ideas was not so clear?

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    47. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      There will be a class action against BP, just like Baker v. Exxon, but probably in every state effected by this, so Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi and Florida.

      It'll go on for years and maybe there will be a huge hit on BP in excess of the 1.5 billion and 75 million.

      People aren't swimming 50 miles out in the ocean, beaches can be closed and theres been no fires close enough to land to get smoke onto the land.

      The workers of the rig, yea they were exposed to the smoke and toxins, people in Mobile, not so much.

    48. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shouldn't, oh I don't know, their profits be less, to cover the costs?

      That's an idea, but ultimately it's still the rest of us that will be paying for it. If you have a 401(k) or mutual fund account you almost certainly hold some oil company shares and receive dividends from them. Slash their profits through newer taxes and/or fees and you'll either for it with reduced earnings or a higher price at the pump.

      You were NOT implying that BP will shoulder the cost of the cleanup?

      They've said they will, but as I've said it's too early to say with certainty what will happen. Why don't you wait until the cost of the cleanup is known before you make assumptions about whom will pay for it?

      I'm glad that you, too, are tired of the rich stealing from us

      The only thing I'm tired of is hearing people on the left side of the political spectrum blame the rich for all the woes of society. Do you have a 401(k)? Do you own an automobile? Do you eat food? Do you use plastics? Do you purchase goods at the store? You've contributed as much towards this problem as the rest of us have, rich and poor.

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    49. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      If BP were forced to shoulder the entire cost of this mistake, they would go bankrupt.

      Why do you think that? How much do you think the repair, collection, cleanup operation will cost? Given limited landfall so far, my estimate is still just $10 billion.

      Coincidentally, BP's profits for Q4 2009 and Q1 2010 totalled $10 billion. I don't see why BP can't easily pay for the entire thing by taking Q2 and Q3 charges.

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    50. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      We already made a deal with BP, though, to limit their liability as a way to encourage them to come in and extract the oil there (presumably to put downward pressure on fuel costs).

      If BP was required.. from the outset.. to cover the entire cost of the cleanup, there are a number of things they might have done.

      The simplest is to simply not drill in the gulf. That wouldn't really hurt us, so it's no big deal. They'd drill somewhere else (they're an oil company, so they have to drill somewhere), and make whatever deals they want there.

      But presuming the other sources of oil are too difficult to extract, they might still be interested in the gulf. They'd just mitigate their risk by pre-positioning assets in the area which could catch it early and obviate the need for expensive post-spill coastal cleanup.

      Now, they didn't do that because we basically promised that WE would do that (it was implicit in our offer to take on the unlimited downside potential of a spill over the legislatively determined limit). Then we didn't.

      It's okay, though because we can change the laws after the spill to make sure that BP is still on the hook.

    51. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      And here comes the next fallacy. Who did speak about "replacing oil tomorrow"? We have been speaking out for the replacement of oil as an energy source (note, not as a chemical resource) for years if not decades. No one was interested, because, hey, there's lot of it. Now the shallow wells are running dry, and high-risk deep sea drilling operations are going on with the predictable consequences. To the second point - I was a bit unclear. I am not speaking for burdening down the corporations as such with taxation, I am speaking for taxing the dividends and other effortless capital gains which only further wealth accumulation and the increase of social disparity.

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    52. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you have an alternative that could replace oil tomorrow?

      Why's it gotta happen tomorrow, Shakrai, or is that another strawman?

      If during the oil embargo of the 1970's, when Americans had to line up to get gas and we had our first national fossil fuel freakout, we'd had a "Manhattan Project" for getting off of fossil fuels, there's a good chance that we'd have not only moved well along the way to cleaner sources of energy, but we'd be probably be energy independent and wouldn't have to fuck around with Iran and Iraq and Saudi Arabia on top of it.

      But when Ronald Magnus Reagan tore down those largely symbolic solar panels on the roof of the White House, he was sending a clear signal to the Oil industry that the party was just getting started, and they wouldn't have to worry about any interruption in the flow of profits for a long time.

      Unless you believe that oil fields are refilling themselves from some magical source at the center of the Earth, there's going to be a reckoning day for fossil fuels. The willingness of generation after generation to let this reckoning day smack our children or grandchildren in the face with a brick sort of gives the lie to all the claims from the Right that they're worried about how budget deficits are going to affect "our grandchildren". If they really cared about the well-being of "our grandchildren" there would be more concern about finding a better way to travel down the road than by burning gallon after gallon of refined flammable liquid, of which there is a finite supply.

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    53. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      No, the implication is that there was certainty that there will be an oil spill of this magnitude every 20 years, and a decision was made to that risk as the cost of doing business.

      Given that our society is dependent on oil for virtually all aspects of modern life, I'd say that it's a cost of society. It's unreasonable to expect that any human enterprise (let alone a technically demanding one like deep water oil extraction) can be run indefinitely without mistakes being made. The important thing here is to learn what went wrong and take steps to ensure that it can't happen again in the future.

      These corporate-sponsored disasters come at least every twenty years.

      That's cute, making it all about the evil corporations, as if society doesn't demand oil and derive some benefit from having it available.

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    54. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      You got a good point there. Reputation is indeed a valuable asset for a corporation, and I believe you a right in saying that BP will pay dearly in that currency.

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    55. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by zabby39103 · · Score: 1

      Actually BP will probably be paying for the cleanup. Federal law forces them to, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_Pollution_Act_of_1990. This is capped at 75 million dollars maximum, but BP has pledged to pay the full cost regardless. Take that as you will. Also. the concept of an oil company going bankrupt even at say over 10 billion dollars or so of damage is laughable. That's more like a quarterly profit. Also I think it's important to note that this is a fairly exotic deep water oil well, not the more garden variety shallow well, and it is open to a plethora of additional engineering challenges.

    56. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you also realize that if shallow wells along the east and west coast were available then this would not have happened until further into the future?

      So, if we'd only drilled closer to shore, like we did in Santa Barbara when we had that huge oil spill, then suddenly the oil industry would not have tried to cut corners and would have been a lot more responsible and everything would just be fine.

      That's not the way things work when companies are always walking the line between maximum profits and safety. They are always going to use the least amount of precautions that they can get away with, and even if we were to drill 10 feet off the beach in shallow water, there would still be ecological catastrophes.

      You're looking for an easy way with fossil fuels. There is no easy way. Even if we were to collect every drop of oil in the Northern part of the Western Hemisphere, there still comes a time when we have to find other solutions to our energy needs. We can wait for devastating shortages later to decide to do something, or we can start doing something now before we have huge world wars over the dwindling supply of oil.

      I've got no problem paying an extra dollar a gallon to fund a serious, all-out effort to get off fossil fuels. I've got no problem with nationalizing all of BP's US operations until this mess is cleaned up and all the economic damages to the businesses and individuals in the region are paid. But pretending, in 2010, that there's just no end to the cheap supply of oil makes me distinctly uncomfortable.

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    57. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were NOT implying that BP will shoulder the cost of the cleanup? You are saying, while BP execs take home millions in bonuses and BP stock holders continue to profit, SOCIETY will pay for the cleanup. Glad we agree here, too.

      "You weren't saying X? Then you must be saying Y!". Now THAT is a false dichotomy.

    58. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why's it gotta happen tomorrow, Shakrai, or is that another strawman?

      Because unless it can happen tomorrow, we are still going to have to extract oil from the Earth and the whole point of my original comment was to condemn those that fail to realize this basic fact.

      we'd had a "Manhattan Project" for getting off of fossil fuels

      I'm getting tired of hearing this. The Manhattan Project cost $2,000,000,000. Wikipedia says that would be around $22,000,000,000 if it was adjusted for inflation. DoE's annual budget for 2009 was $24,100,000,000. That's 109% of the total cost of the Manhattan Project. It's probably 200-400% DoE's stated mission is to end American dependence on foreign oil. How well is that working out for us?

      You need to realize that not all problems can be solved by throwing money at them. If it was a simple matter of money we would have figured this out a long time ago. The sad reality of the situation is that there really aren't a whole lot of non-nuclear alternatives for fossil fuels that can compete with them in terms of energy density. Nuclear, hydro and wind are a decent bet for replacing fixed energy production/consumption (power plants, factories, houses, etc.) but won't work so well for mobile purposes (ships, planes, automobiles).

      But when Ronald Magnus Reagan tore down those largely symbolic solar panels on the roof of the White House

      Yes, it's all Ronald Reagan's fault that the laws of physics conspired to make hydrocarbons an easy to extract energy dense resource.

      If you really want to debate a complicated issue like energy policy by blaming one man for it's failure, I would see your Ronald Reagan and raise you a Jimmy Carter. Carter's decision that the United States would not reprocess spent nuclear fuel created the nuclear waste issue and removed a carbon free energy source from the table. One would think that a US Naval Officer with reactor training would have known better, but there you go....

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    59. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Ugh, hate typos, /. needs a comment editor.

      Meant to say that DoE's annual budget was 109% of the total cost of the Manhattan Project and probably worked out to 200-400% of it's annual budget, since the Manhattan Project was spread out over a number of years.

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    60. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have an alternative that could replace oil tomorrow?

      setRenewableEnergyResearch(0);

      while(!techTree.canReplaceOilTomorrow())
      {
      // TODO: Oil subsidies come first, they'll deal with alternative energy research, right?
      // increaseRenewableEnergyResearch();
              increaseOilSubsidies();
              hand.wave();
              waitForTomorrow();
      }

      There's a bug in there somewhere...

    61. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who pays for the environmental impact? If BP were forced to shoulder the entire cost of this mistake, they would go bankrupt. And so, as usual, it is the rest of us who will have to pay.

      You will pay when BP subsequently raises the cost of it's product. So sure, BP may shoulder the initial burden of the cost (which will undoubtedly be financed - and possibly even insured), but somehow I expect we'll see them make record profits again this year.

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    62. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have clearly studied some economics, so why do you conveniently forget about the roles elasticities of supply and demand have in determining the burden of a tax/cost?

      BP won't be paying for this. At best, oil users will. At worst, tax payers will pay for it out of "the general fund".

    63. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      The $75M cap is only effective if the company was not negligent and was in compliance with all regulations -- something that hasn't yet been established -- and if the "Three Felonies A Day" advocates are right, it shouldn't be hard to find *some* regulation with which they weren't in compliance.

    64. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by joebok · · Score: 1

      Answering the question of who pays, and in what proportion and order is important. Ultimately you are right that everybody will bear the cost, but it is critical that the entity doing business and potentially reaping the benefits also bear the full costs. If not, then that cost is external to the market forces of the commodity, and market forces are what make things efficient and ultimately benefit everybody.

      For the most part, oil companies have been held accountable for their drilling operations and they have learned it is a lot better for their bottom line to not spill oil than to clean it up later. That makes things better for everybody. It is important that BP (and others if they are also responsible) be held accountable for the full cost of their operation.

      I, and other citizens of energy intensive societies, will end up paying more for safer, cleaner energy - of course - that is as it should be.

    65. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Paranatural · · Score: 1

      Who pays for the mistakes?

      The fishermen, shrimpers, restaurants, diners, and taxpayers.

    66. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Paying for the cleanup, they can probably do (If it doesn't get too far out of hand)
      But paying for the damages? From what appears to be happening, if it goes on long enough there may be no way that paying money will be able to compensate for the damages.
      Some things (lives, extinctions, permanent changes to the ecosystem) can't be measured in money.

    67. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      ....What was that criticism you were using about false dichotomies again?.....

    68. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      You act as if no one is working on it. Why the strawman Chicken Little?

      The more economically feasible it is for those alternatives, the more will come about. You talk like we'll be at maximum output one day, then the next there will be nothing. It doesn't work like that, there will be a slow steady decline in inexpensive output, then they'll move more to the more expensive sources like the oil sands and related while other tech becomes more financially viable and our tech improves.

    69. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Cars cant move without oil, planes cant fly without oil, ships never even existed before oil....

      As someone who has worked on aircraft design projects, I am curious, just what fuel source do you propose for heavy cargo aircraft that does not involve oil-derived products? Frankly, there's not a lot of products out there that provide the energy density necessary to lift multiple tons of cargo into the sky that I am aware of.

    70. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      You need to realize that not all problems can be solved by throwing money at them. If it was a simple matter of money we would have figured this out a long time ago.

      Man, you do love you some strawmen. GP's post is clear, with the reference to RR and the solar panels, that problem is one of will, not money. Also,

      DoE

      ...you're thinking of the wrong department. I'm sure there's plenty of money to be found elsewhere, especially when, as GP said, you don't have to be occupying half a dozen countries at once.

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    71. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      We do not make our best leaps forward due to tragedy and war. Gunpowder was invented by the Chinese while looking for an elixer of immortality.

      And it didn't make the considerable advances until it became weaponized.

      Democracy was not invented by a general, or due to a tragedy.

      The Magna Carta was drafted in response to the disastrous rule of King John and his abuses of power.

      Neither was calculus. Nor astronomy. Nor the printing press.

      No. But a hell of a lot of funding went into them for military purposes.

      I mean, come on, what WAS invented due to war or tragedy, that is actually useful?

      I didn't say that everything was invented due to tragedy and war, I said that most advances were due to such. The entire space program for the US and USSR was due to the fear of one gaining the military advantage over the other. Granted Werner Von Braun, Robert Goddard, et. al. had pure space travel in mind when they thought up such vehicles, however it was the military that saw their usefulness and funded the research. Do you know how many inventions have come from NASA or NASA funding alone? None of that would have happened if the V2 rocket and resulting military paranoia hadn't existed.

      You present a false dichotomy: accept the status quo, or go back to living in caves. Do you realize how silly that sounds? We have more options than that, you know.

      Yes, obviously. I was being facetious.

      It sounds like you are saying, "Wait until a bunch of people get sick, then make society shoulder the cost while private industry takes all the profit."

      I didn't say it was right, that just seems to be how it works. No one gave a damn about the levys in New Orleans until thousands were dead and then the construction industry makes money rebuilding.

      You'll pardon me if I don't quite think that's fair.

      That may be, but in case no one has told you yet, "life is not fair"

    72. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      I realized this is Slashdot, but did you even read past my first sentence?

      I ended with:

      "Or, even better, by the time deep water oil wells became necessary other means of energy production could have advanced enough to make wells such as this much less practical/profitable."

      We can't just snap our fingers and suddenly magic fairy dust power will come to be. We need time to come up with alternatives. IF we can drill in shallow areas which are easier to deal with then it will buy more time to find alternatives. IF we don't then we will have to look at riskier wells and further advance our tech. When the simpler means of extracting oil are exhausted then...

      Ah, fuck it, I doubt you'll read this far anyhow.

    73. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Man, you do love you some strawmen. GP's post is clear, with the reference to RR and the solar panels, that problem is one of will, not money. Also,

      No, the GP said that we need another Manhattan Project to solve our energy woes. I pointed out that DoE's annual budget exceeds the total cost of the Manhattan Project, thus it would seem apparent to anyone that another project on the scope of the Manhattan project will not even scratch the surface.

      Besides, the focus on solar rather misses the point. Solar is next to useless for mobile applications (ships, trucks, planes) that are the primary consumer of oil derived hydrocarbons. If you want to look at this from a scientific standpoint instead of a political one, which energy source do you see on the horizon with sufficient energy density to displace petroleum in this application?

      I'm sure there's plenty of money to be found elsewhere, especially when, as GP said, you don't have to be occupying half a dozen countries at once.

      No amount of money is going to change the fact that hydrocarbons are the most energy dense non-nuclear fuel.

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    74. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the bottom 48% of people in the US don't pay any taxes, I suspect they'll weather the cleaup bill just fine.

    75. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Is there someone with an agenda against you, or is the amount of Troll mods you catch in this thread something systemic about the current slashdot crowd? At times I despair trying to actually argue some point here. Slaves, begging for the whip, in the vague hope that, if they only beg long enough, they might be the ones wielding it themselves some day...

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    76. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still sometimes avoid Exxon gas stations.

      I won't even consider working for that company, and I look down on people who do.

    77. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      Because no one eats fish, and fish is never contaminated by an oil spill... Can you say that you know all the negative impacts this spill will have? I don't think you can. How do you know people in Mobile won't be impacted by the smoke?

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    78. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      And you believe them. How adorable. Let me ask you something, hypothetically, what would an amoral, unscrupulous company say if they were in the same position as BP? "We aren't going to do jack squat unless you make us?" I don't quite think so.

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    79. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by TheFlamingoKing · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I've got this right:

      1. Government law caps the liability of BP to $75 M under Oil Spill Liability Trust Fund.
      2. Government fails to properly tax the profit of BP.
      3. Government takes on responsibilities like cleanup that should be BP's.
      4. Government funnels money from taxpayers to BP allowing them to profit from good times while avoiding costs of bad times.

      And your conclusion to this is about how evil BP is, and not how the government enables each of these to occur?

    80. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      And no amount of rationalizing changes the fact that the curve on that equation has, and will be changing dramatically. Or are you content with your 640k of RAM?

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    81. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Well, the rig smoke went south east, so Mobile isn't going to get the smoke.

      And like I said, they've not burned the oil that's on the surface near land yet. But they might today.

      But as I said, they have quantified the damage done to fisheries before and they can do it again.

    82. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's not a matter of belief. Now that they've made such a public announcement, it would be much trickier for them to weasel out in the courts, like, say, Exxon did.

    83. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by TheFlamingoKing · · Score: 1

      "I wish I had the money to buy the laws I want."

      Again, hilarious that the government is so easy to buy, but it's the corporations that are the evil ones for doing it, and not the government that allows these laws to be purchased.

    84. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      Ah, you say, it will be the rest of us paying for it. Good. Because I don't use as much oil as the average American. I don't want to subsidize their energy usage by paying for the externalities. Let the people who use the energy pay it's true cost. I don't care if the higher prices impact me. It is fair and just for everyone to pay for the consequences of their actions.

      We won't ever know the cost of the spill. It is more than the cost of the cleanup. There will be lawsuits from affected industries, but what of the myriad poor individuals impacted in some way, who don't have the resources to sue? The guy who owns a beach-side restaurant who will lose business, is he going to sue BP? And win?

      Just because I do those things does not mean I am equally culpable as the rich who consume thousands of times more than I do. And you've fallen victim to the is/aught fallacy. Just because something is a certain way does not mean it should be that way.

      No human is worth millions of times more than any other human. The pay of CEOs is outrageous, in comparison to the minimal good they do for society. Most people could run a business better than these sociopathic clowns. The boards of the Fortune 500 are an inbred nest of nepotism. Most board members sit on many, many Fortune 500 boards, even the boards of ostensible competitors. They do not pay themselves based on merit. They steal their bonuses directly from the pockets of the stock holders and workers.

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    85. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, were you under the impression that the cost of the repair, collection, and cleanup operations actually come close to covering the true cost? You are forgetting all of the lawsuits from affected industries. Fishing and tourism are huge in the gulf.

      And that just covers the groups large enough and unified enough to bring suit. What about the health impacts from eating contaminated fish and shellfish? Who will pay for the medical bills of the person who gets cancer from this?

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    86. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      You are not counting the true cost, you are just going on the costs that can be measured. What about the person who gets cancer from eating contaminated fish? Who pays their medical bills? And the lost tourism, the damage to the fishing industry, who pays for that?

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    87. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      The people who use the energy should pay the true and full cost of using that energy. That is only fair.

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    88. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      you realize that the liability of BP is capped by law at a ridiculously low amount?

      Thank you for identifying the bigger problem here. Now then, what's causing that and hosing up the market?

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    89. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was criticizing his use of false dichotomies. Your point?

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    90. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I find it amusing that the industry thought they could get away with that one. That they thought such a law could withstand the will of hordes of enraged and ruined people. No, BP is going to pay far, far more than $75 million.

      I think you'd be surprised. They can't change the law retroactively. Ex post facto is prohibited by the constitution.

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    91. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      I hate to poke a hole in your story but:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ExxonMobil

      On that page somewhere is 310 billion reasons why your wrong and no one gives a shit.

      BP will pay some trivial fine that sounds impressive to you and me, but is really a drop in the bucket (pardon the pun) to these corporations.

      BP will go on making billions and billions for years to come.

      This is the major reason environmental law is a joke (and corporate law for that matter). When you fine a company 50,000$ and they make 50 Million they DO NOT care. It is the cost of doing business.

      BP ONLY made 250 BILLION dollars last year.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BP

      You could fine them 100 million, and while to the general public that sounds impressive, it is really nothing to them. Maybe some exec doesn't get his bonus that year. Hell fine them 500 million? 1000 Million? 5000 Million? 50 Billion? 100 Billion? They made a quarter trillion dollars last year, and if you don't think they have political connections your insane. Also they likely have an army of the best lawyers at their disposal.

      Not to be a pessimist, but they won't even get a proverbial slap on the wrist, and they will continue on as per business as usual. They will get some nominal fine that they don't care about, tie up the rest in court for 10 years when no one will care anymore, and then quietly settle, for another nominal amount they don't care about.

    92. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      Gunpowder used essentially the same formula for nearly a thousand years.

      The Magna Carta has nothing to do with Democracy.

      The funding for the printing press came from the church.

      Life may not be fair, does that then mean it should not be fair? You are attempting to excuse unfairness by saying, "That's just how it is." Yes, I know. But it should not be unfair, and we as humans have both the desire and the ability to make it fair. Except, we have a bunch of people like you who throw up their hands and say, "We can't do anything about it!" Usually, and I'm not saying this is the case with you, but usually, people who say things like that are some how profiting from the unfairness. You'll have to excuse me if I don't listen to folks like you. I think fairness is worth fighting for.

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    93. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, oh really now? As if many people will even remember this story a year from now, or remember which evil corporation did it. Yeah, and BP is going to go out of their way to make sure they find and pay for every impact. And of course, they won't fight all the lawsuits from impacted industries, they will just agree they did wrong, and pay for it.

      For your sake, I really hope you aren't this gullible about your own affairs.

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    94. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      Oh, hey, that's okay then. No one lives south of that rig! You think BP is just going to agree with the costs as assessed and pay them? I highly doubt that.

      Seriously, do you really think BP will shoulder the entire cost of this?

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    95. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      Oh, hey, begging isn't good enough. You've got to go out and proselytize for your masters. Then maybe one day, they will let you be one of them and you can shit on the lesser beings, just like they do!

      I'd say it's a bit of both. I've got some people here who just despise the way I think, and what I say. But there are also people who don't know me from Adam, they just don't like it when anyone threatens the status quo. Weak little people who have no confidence in their ability to adapt to a changing world, they try to put it into stasis to ensure their own positions. They hate me too, even if they just met me.

      But don't give up hope. There are always people here who can think logically and present a good argument. I would rather post someplace like this, where I will get a debate, rather than some place like dailykos, where I would just get an echo chamber.

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    96. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      No, it is OUR fault. If the government sucks, we have no one to blame but ourselves. Corporations can't vote. Yet.

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    97. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Oh hell no. But the courts and Congress will try to make them.

      As for no one living south of the rig...Google Earth shows it is 580 miles southeast to land in Cuba and 330 miles to Florida. The smoke disperses well before land fall

    98. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by illumin8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who pays for the mistakes? Who pays for the environmental impact?

      You are welcome to try the alternative of not living in an energy intensive society if that would better suit your needs. I hear that sub-Saharan Africa is wonderful this time of year.

      That's a false dichotomy. You make it sound like we have only 2 choices: Either deal with oil spills like this, that could have been prevented if BP had installed a $500,000 blowout valve on the well, or live in a tribal village with no electricity or oil.

      What about a company like Norway, who is literally wealthy from their oil production, yet requires their offshore drilling platforms to install sonar activated blowout valves to stop exactly this type of leak? Why can't we do something like that? Simple, common sense solution: you pay $500K to put this safety equipment on your rig or you can't drill. No, this is America, we wouldn't want to mess with the "free market." Free my ass... The market is free to literally fuck over the planet so BP can keep their executives flying corporate jets and lighting their cigars with wads of cash.

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    99. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by keefus_a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not that I necessarily agree with the GP, but who gets to define the "clean up" piece of that? If you had a family reunion planned for the weekend would I have to pay for a new venue? If it puddled up and killed the grass, would it be sufficient to just vacuum the puddle or am I responsible for landscaping too? Would you be comfortable swimming in your pool if I just filtered out the chunks or does it need to be drained and scrubbed? Say your house was on the market and you missed 6 weeks worth of potential buyers during the cleanup, what do I owe you for that? What if you found out that I knew about a tree root that had broken through the pipe and I was using an inexpensive patch rather than getting it properly repaired?

      I'm not trying to be an ass about it. I think everyone can agree with the fact that what's done is done. BP hasn't avoided responsibility for stopping the leak, but that's an obvious benefit to them given that their investment is quite literally washing out to sea. They have, however, been very vague with their statements about cleanup. With so many people looking for a get-rich-quick lawsuit I don't really blame them. I don't know how you define the extent of responsibility, but the ultimate impact of this can hardly be estimated. And from my perspective, BP did not have sufficient safeguards or contingency plans in place.

    100. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      Cool story bro.
      Next time do us all a favor and look up the history of the largest oil spills before you jump up on that high horse of yours. You'll find that "every indication" that this is going to be "much, much worse" than Exxon Valdez amounts to about zero indications so far. Stop fearmongering. It's unbecoming.

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    101. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      Nationalizing the assets is the single stupidest thing I've read on these comments, and that's saying something. If you think the amount of incidents is bad now, just wait until the whole show is run by the government. People would die, I promise you that.

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    102. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "That analogy fails because his shit pipe is not serving a purpose for the rest of the neighbourhood. Oil drilling is keeping our civilization going - whether you think that's a good thing is another debate, but there are circumstances when society has to take the risks for the critical processes that it depends on. I'm all for reducing our dependence on oil and I'm all in favour of wind farms and tidal generation and orbital solar panels beaming power down by laser and nuclear power plants and thermal funnels and all that, but we are where we are right now and what means we need oil, and to a certain extent we must accept the risks that go with it."

      I agree.

      I shudder to think of this world, at least in the US...if they cut the energy off tomorrow.

      It would not be a nice place to live...if you survived the first decades at all.

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    103. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      I stopped reading after the first two lines. There is no society without private industry.

    104. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "No human is worth millions of times more than any other human."

      And exactly who is endowed with the wisdom, and power to say how much a person can earn?

      Apparently, some people are willing to pay some people more than others...who is to say how much?

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    105. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it amusing you are using a false dichotomy , to complain about people using false dichotomy's

    106. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Now the shallow wells are running dry..."

      As I understand it...there are LOTS of shallow wells that could be drilled off the East and West coasts much more safely.

      Unfortunately, good luck with that one now.

      :(

      One SAD part of this happening down here (I live in NOLA)...is that LA and the rest of the gulf states, have never gotten a fair percentage of the oil revenues that we have fought for and should rightly get due to our risk, and all the price we pay down here for the infrastructure for piping it inland, and processing it.

      If we'd been getting revenues that really should be due to us...it certainly would help us out in times of trouble like this.

      On the other hand...I'm eating all the oyster poboys, and other seafood I can get my hands on here now...before it is all gone for a long time.

      :(

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    107. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, oh really now? As if many people will even remember this story a year from now, or remember which evil corporation did it

      They sure will. It is very much politically charged ("drill, baby, drill", eh?), and will be used to dig out dirt for, probably, years to come.

      Yeah, and BP is going to go out of their way to make sure they find and pay for every impact. And of course, they won't fight all the lawsuits from impacted industries, they will just agree they did wrong, and pay for it.

      I didn't say they wouldn't fight the lawsuits. Of course they will try to claim that environmental costs are less than they actually are. The point is that now, at least, they cannot use the "well, this bit not our fault" defense, since they have publicly accepted responsibility for all consequences of the leak. This will very likely hold up in court, so an aggrieved party would only need to show that their damages are the outcome of the leak, and that's it.

      One other reason why I think they'll be held accountable is that, by all indications, Obama intends to use this as an opportunity to put up a "good politician subduing evil corporation" show - good for the approval ratings, you know. It's the usual thing - you have to feed one of the "elite" to the lions every now and then, for the entertainment of the public, lest the discontent grows too far. BP has put it into the position where it is the obvious candidate for this round, and digging them out of it would be too damaging for anyone who'd even want to try.

    108. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "BP ONLY made 250 BILLION dollars last year."

      I'm guessing that is gross revenues?

      Any idea on their profit?

      From what I understand..it is actually a pretty small percentage?

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    109. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by tibit · · Score: 1

      If BP were forced to shoulder the entire cost of this mistake, they would go bankrupt.

      Umm, have you looked at their financials? They are laughing all the way to the bank.

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    110. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      Gunpowder used essentially the same formula for nearly a thousand years.

      That's like saying that gasoline is essentially the same formula for the last 100 years. It also lead to the use of more powerful explosives for warfare.

      The Magna Carta has nothing to do with Democracy.

      Strange, most people credit it as such.

      The funding for the printing press came from the church.

      Yes, and the church certainly wasn't responsible for spreading any misery at that time. I'm sure they had no intentions to use those printed books to spread the word to the Muslim world whether they liked it or not. Don't get me wrong, I do not hold any malice toward the christian faith, but that was a dark time for it.

      Life may not be fair, does that then mean it should not be fair? You are attempting to excuse unfairness by saying, "That's just how it is." Yes, I know. But it should not be unfair, and we as humans have both the desire and the ability to make it fair. Except, we have a bunch of people like you who throw up their hands and say, "We can't do anything about it!" Usually, and I'm not saying this is the case with you, but usually, people who say things like that are some how profiting from the unfairness. You'll have to excuse me if I don't listen to folks like you. I think fairness is worth fighting for.

      Trust me, I'm not the type of person who throws their hands up in the air and accepts things. I go out of my way very frequently to help people. But I'm also realistic. I have no delusions that I can change the world, but I do what I can to help people and often times defend them when they are being treating unfairly. Unfortunately if the world was full of people who thought this way, it would only take a hand full of greedy bastards to ruin it for all of us. Besides if everything was fair their would be shallow wells along the east and west coasts instead of this deep water one in the coastal region of the poorest states in the US.

    111. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      True, spun. There is still some good discussion around here, even if it gets drowned sometimes. For me, slashdot seems heavily influenced by the current style of the American political debate amplified by the Internet effect, which is polarized like nothing I have witnessed personally before - not even when I worked in the USA a couple of years ago (then again, that was in academic circles in Southern California, which have the tendency to become an echo chamber themselves at times). Well, your sig says it all, basically.

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    112. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      No, it goes both ways - the government is deep in the pockets of corporations like BP, enacting laws to their profit - and they squeeze out every last bit of profit on the back of the rest of society. Sorry if I have been unclear. I definitely agree with you that the government enables the "evilness" (I actually don't like to talk in this kind of moral categories here, BP is simply acting rational under the current boundary conditions). My criticism was intended to be aimed at the whole political structure that makes this kind of stuff possible, and, of course, at the people who still believe holding up the status quo is in their best interest as members of the diminishing middle class. I would not agree that diminishing the role of the government would help, though. My point is that the we, the citizens, have to make a clear point as to for whose benefit the government does exist. And that's not the top 1% of the food chain.

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    113. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      From what I have read, they make about 10% of gross revenue in profits. That's still 25 billions a year. I might be wrong, though, quoting from memory here. Still definitely a metric fuckton of cash, which should be squeezed out of them in case this gets worse.

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    114. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UC? They just changed name by ways of merger and acquisition to throw the plebes off the scent :)

    115. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Rei · · Score: 1

      The most key element to EVs becoming widespread is for gasoline prices to increase. Have prices at $2/gal and it could take half a century. bring them to $5/gal and you'd could have half of all new car sales be electric in 15 years. And the rate of infrastructure expansion and tech advancement would follow correspondingly. It's hard to justify the price of a $125k 15-minute rapid charging station when there's only one car a day going through the area, but if you've got 50 going through a day, suddenly that's a different picture.

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    116. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Sure, there's that. There is also the fact that a car that can be charged in 15 minutes to travel more than 100 miles safely has yet to be invented.

      You mean like the BYD E6? The Lightning GT? The Phoenix SUT? And if you increase the charging time to 30 minutes or count plug-in hybrids, you get dozens more.

      Today's automotive-style li-ion batteries are more than capable of rapid charge. The two main limitations are on how fast you can cool the pack (if you don't keep it cool, you shorten the lifespan) and how fast you can supply the power (a recent movement out of Japan is definitely the right way to go -- having the chargers include their own battery buffer). The main reason most manufacturers are limiting charge time today is the paucity of rapid charge stations (and no standard for them -- although TEPCO is heading that way) leading to a lack of desire to pay for a suitable pack cooling system in the vehicle.

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    117. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by crosbie · · Score: 1

      Corporations aren't human beings.

    118. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Ah, fuck it, I doubt you'll read this far anyhow.

      Wrong on all counts.

      It would take more than fairy dust to become independent of fossil fuels as long as the most powerful corporations in the world, more powerful and more rich than most governments, make their money from selling fossil fuels.

      No, I don't necessarily believe that the oil companies are hiding technical innovations that would allow us to use renewable energy sources more widely, but they don't have to.

      If you were a university, and you got enormous money from oil company foundations, how anxious would you be to stick a needle in their eye?

      Remember, oil companies really are richer and more powerful than all but the biggest nations on earth. Oil companies are capable of ousting governments, starting wars, and getting presidents elected. They make superpowers do their bidding. If there was to be some magical new energy source, say that came down from the sky for free, do you really expect that the oil companies would just roll over, say, "Gee, that's great! We're so happy for you that everyone's standard of living is going to go up. We'll just close up shop and tell all our equity owners, with their trillions of dollars of stock, that they're out of luck. But we're really happy for you, bye!"? That's not going to happen. There have been wars started for much less than is at stake in the realm of fossil fuels corporations.

      If you were the president, and also the biggest recipient of oil company donations in history (and every new president IS the biggest recipient of oil company donations in history) how anxious would you be to finally preside over the end of oil companies?

      Fuck it. I stand by my point that if we had taken it more seriously in the 1970's, we'd have better solutions today. Do you think it was just an interesting coincidence that the last president and vice president were both oil men, and presided during a period when the the price of oil shot up to $140 per barrel and wars started where there are oil fields? All just a coincidence?

      To believe that oil is going to be a solution past about 4 or 5 years out is folly.

      Grim, let's talk again in August, when gasoline hits $4 per gallon in the US again.

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    119. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... Retrospectively, I missed the if. Apologies.

      I don't think your reply deserved being modded as a troll either. You made some insightful contributions to this discussion and that wasn't fair.

    120. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      What does that have to do with anything? Article 9 of the constitution reads in part, "No bill of attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.". That's it. None. There is no "unless the subject of the law is a corporation".

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    121. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His analogy doesn't fail - his sewage pipe is serving this purpose for the neighborhood: preventing his sewage being spread to the neighbors yard, rather down the pipe to the water treatment center.

    122. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slaves, begging for the whip, in the vague hope that, if they only beg long enough, they might be the ones wielding it themselves some day...

      Funny, I thought they were begging not to be ruled over with absolute power granted to pretentious pieces of shit like you, as was the case in the Soviet Union, Cambodia, and currently Cuba and North Korea.

    123. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by crosbie · · Score: 1

      Laws protecting the people's rights aren't quite the same thing as regulations applying to corporations.

      A corporation may well pretend it is subject to the same laws as people in order to insinuate itself as a person (to similarly enjoy the Constitution's care for people). That way it can pretend that regulations are laws, and that congress is similarly constrained in its regulation of immortal psychopaths as it is in the government of human beings.

    124. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      And exactly who is endowed with the wisdom, and power to say how much a person can earn?

      Everyone.

      Apparently, some people are willing to pay some people more than others...who is to say how much?

      The rest of society, which is why we (used to) have extremely high tax rates for the super-rich.

    125. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Meant to say that DoE's annual budget was 109% of the total cost of the Manhattan Project

      So maybe fossil fuel independence will cost 110% of the Manhattan Project.

      Maybe it will cost twice as much as the Manhattan Project.

      It will still be well worth it.

      And just for your information, not all of the DOE's budget goes to renewable energy projects. Most of it is still for coal, oil, and gas.

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    126. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      BP will certainly be able to afford the cleaning if its cost is 200 million.

      However, time will tell whether they will be able to afford the real cost of the oil (fishing, tourism, etc...), which is being estimated, conservatively at the moment, at over 12 billion dollars. (I'm guessing it will be way higher, but who knows).

      There are already 40 class action lawsuits from texas to florida in motion against BP and its partners.

    127. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      You guys are having the wrong argument. The solar panels came off the WH roof as a signal to the coal industry. If the DOE's budget was put towards cajoling the market to replace coal then it might acomplish similar results to the Manhattan project and as a side effect maybe acomplish a reduction in oil use due to an increased viability of electric cars. But some things would still have to use oil, planes are a prime example.

      Of course this cannot be done tommorow. However, every oil refinery, off shore platform and coal fired plant on the planet was built during my life time and most of it could easily be replaced with cleaner alternatives over the next few decades. As long as the juice keeps coming out the wall most people probably wouldn't notice it. The only reason such an infrastructure shift cannot be started tommorow is the lack of political will to stand up to economically powerfull vested interests that are supporting modern civilization while at the same time racing toward the proverbial brick wall.

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    128. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by JumpDrive · · Score: 1

      It may not have anything to do with money. It may have a lot to do with the people running the DoE.
      If the DoE is gettting more money than was spent on the Manhattan Project, then this is a case of wasted funding.
      And by the way natural gas, hydrogen can replace a large amount of our usage along with electricity.
      Most people do not drive their vehicles more than a 100 miles one way and we really aren't that far from developing cars that can make it this far.
      In fact some of the people here at work bought and converted some vehicles over to electric using kits.
      Maybe we should use some of that DoE money to support the purchase of these types of kits.

      We are never going to be independent of oil and gas, but by decreasing our usage we can decrease our dependence on foreign interests, and companies which are being negligent to human safety and the environment.

      This is not the first time BP's name has come up , with regards to safety,

    129. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by JumpDrive · · Score: 1

      I haven't bought from Exxon since that time and avoid purchasing any product in their gas stations.
      I also don't buy gas from 7-Eleven or any quickie stop, because I don't know whose gas they are selling.
      For me it's really not that hard to do.
      But of course , I have no idea how many renamed products I have purchased from other named gas companies.

    130. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by JumpDrive · · Score: 1

      I believe that the law only protects them if it was an accident. If they were to be found negligent they could find themselves outside the umbrella of the law.

      Another point would be. Has the law ever been tested in court in a case this large.
      There may be a constitutional element that hasn't been thoroughly vetted.

    131. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, the oil companies are ridiculously rich and powerful. Hell Eisenhower toppled the govt of Iran to put the Shah back in power so that the company that eventually turned into BP could control the oil there. The UK carved up the middle east for much the same reason and thus we have the disaster that is there today.

      Not to sound like a tin foil hat wearing nut job, but I'd guess that big oil has developed plenty of tech that we could use now. It's just not in their interest to mass produce it. Considering they are probably one of the last industries left that do think far into the future I'm sure that they'll eventually start to release this once reserves start to become more scarce. As far as oil no longer being viable in 4 or 5 years, I seriously doubt it. The oil companies have a better idea of how much oil there is than any of us ever will. There have been scares that we'll be out of oil within the next decade since I was a kid, which has been a while. Yet the oil keeps coming. Frankly it's better for the price of a barrel if everyone thinks it's almost gone.

      I'm so tired of the Bush Cheney oil in Iraq crap. Yes obviously they have ties to oil but I really don't believe that had much of anything to do with Iraq. Since we're going to bring up conspiracy theories, frankly I wonder more about the timing of this spill and the recent coal mine disasters during the current administration. Mean while the current president is pushing green energy and admonishing the fossil fuel industries. How's that for a coincidence?

      After this current mess in the gulf I seriously doubt we will have to wait until August before we have that talk about $4/ gal. gas. Again, if we could have been drilling in shallower water this would not have happened. If a leak did it could have been more manageable than at a mile under the ocean. These deep water wells may have only been necessary far enough into the future that alternatives could have been more profitable and it may have never been needed to begin with.
       

    132. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      You will pay when BP subsequently raises the cost of it's product.

      Not in a competitive market, you wont.

    133. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Then the company can go right ahead and spend the next 20 years paying for all the costs.

    134. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Conservatives should be forced to live in Norway for five years before they start mouthing off on how private business is always superior to the public sector. Norway has a nationalized oil industry, and is far safer than ours as they don't cut corners so the CEO's stock goes up by a quarter of a point.

    135. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      Lol, alternative energies.

    136. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      And by the way natural gas, hydrogen can replace a large amount of our usage along with electricity.

      Except that the tree huggers don't like natural gas either, because it isn't "carbon neutral". T. Boone Pickens had a rather interesting plan that relied heavily on natural gas for the transportation sector and most of the green people shot it down without bothering to read it.

      and companies which are being negligent to human safety and the environment.

      You are presuming negligence on the part of BP with regards to this spill? When was that established?

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    137. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Maybe it will cost twice as much as the Manhattan Project.

      And maybe there really is a great pumpkin Charlie Brown.....

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    138. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      What about a company like Norway, who is literally wealthy from their oil production, yet requires their offshore drilling platforms to install sonar activated blowout valves to stop exactly this type of leak? Why can't we do something like that?

      There was a blowout valve on the well. It failed. The reason why it failed has yet to be determined.

      No, this is America, we wouldn't want to mess with the "free market."

      What free market? You make it sound like corporations are running wild. Did you see the news stories about the Cape Wind project? It took nine years of reviews by dozens of different local/state/federal agencies and at least three different lawsuits before the project was approved. There may well be more lawsuits before ground is actually broken on the project.

      How the hell are we supposed to compete with China when we adopt this BANANA (build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything) mentality? How the hell are investors supposed to put their money on the line when it takes almost a decade to get approval just to break ground on new energy development? How do we move off fossil fuels when we subject their replacements to seemingly infinite layers of red tape?

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    139. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      Oil drilling is keeping our civilization going

      I wonder how true that really is. Maybe if you add the word "cheap" at the end? There are other sources of combustibles, and other sources of energy besides combustion. Would civilization really fail if we stopped using oil? Nah, we'd just start having to pay more for the alternatives, then the alternatives would get cheaper (though probably not as cheap as oil), and everyone would keep chugging along.

      But beyond that, oil drilling is hardly a philanthropic venture. You could have a dozen companies making sewer pipes. Maybe 8 take every reasonably safety precaution, but 4 of them cut corners and 1 of them has a huge accident. That 1 needs to be held responsible, even if it means bankrupting or severely hampering profits for that 1 company. After all, if you bail out that 1 company, why would the other 3 cutting corners start doing things right?

      (going off-topic, but the bank industry had the problem that there were no "other 8" doing things right, just the 4 companies who all cut corners and all had huge accidents)

    140. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      You do realise that Exxon managed to have the judgement price awarded for the Valdex disaster reduced, only in the last few months. YES, they still have not paid it.

      I am afraid you are living in a fantasy world, where after a judgement is made, the company hands over the money. This doesn't happen, just because a judgement has been handed down, the end is nowhere near.

    141. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      If I went to the gulf, and emptied a barrel of oil in the water, i wouldn't get the death penalty. Hell, I I bought a super tanker, and rammed it into the rocks, unleashing all its cargo, I still would not get the death penalty.

    142. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by JumpDrive · · Score: 1

      Of course there really hasn't been enough time to establish negligence on the part of BP in this specific case.
      But considering BPs track record, I wouldn't bet against it.

      We can start with the plant explosions in Texas, go to the pipeline issues/leaks in Alaska. This company has a record of ignoring safety.

      As for tree huggers being the reason behind stopping natural gas usage. Except that the tree huggers don't like natural gas either, because it isn't "carbon neutral".

      I don't know where you got the idea that tree huggers were able to stop the usage of NG. It was the gasoline companies and their lobbyist which put the big stop to it.

      http://www.theoildrum.com/node/5615

      So continue on with your belief that there just isn't any other way.

      But if you dig a little deeper you might find that some big name oil and coal companies are the actual tree huggers, not because it benefits the environment, but because it benefits their way of doing business and their pocket books.

    143. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind the other side to that equation. In china the developers simply get the government to kick out the people that live where you want to build. It sure is great for the developers but not so for the people that live there that lose their home. If a development was planned over or near your house you would want a say - and if you want a say that is going to take time and money - and if you want your say to actually matter then that might require the process to iterate several times, perhaps eventually cancelled.

      I don't think there is an easy way of doing quick and cheap development without rail-roading people.

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    144. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      There are other sources of combustibles, and other sources of energy besides combustion. Would civilization really fail if we stopped using oil? Nah, we'd just start having to pay more for the alternatives,

      No, we'd buy cheap imports from the countries that were still using oil (i.e. China), much cheaper oil now that our countries have stopped using it, and or economies would suffer even more. And cheaper oil means lower profits means lower safety standards.

      Maybe 8 take every reasonably safety precaution, but 4 of them cut corners and 1 of them has a huge accident. That 1 needs to be held responsible, even if it means bankrupting or severely hampering profits for that 1 company. After all, if you bail out that 1 company, why would the other 3 cutting corners start doing things right?

      (going off-topic, but the bank industry had the problem that there were no "other 8" doing things right, just the 4 companies who all cut corners and all had huge accidents)

      That's one of the dangers of socialised risk, but the other danger is that they all cut the corners (because otherwise they would be undercut and squeezed out of the market) and just take the chance of going bust. The only answer in either case, whether you socialise the risk or not, is robust regulation and inspection. And we know how keen industry lobbyists are on that.

    145. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you suppose happens to civilization if you remove fossil fuel derived fertilizers from the agricultural sector?

      According to you, absolutely nothing, agriculture will continue on like nothing happened. Damn I wish I could find the post where you said it. Unfortunately all we have is the word of one AC, which means jack.

    146. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      So where does the smoke end up, then? "Disperses" is a nice way of saying "ends up in the food chain that eventually leads to human consumption."

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    147. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      Sure there is. Society is just a set of agreements between individuals. It can encompass any set of agreements. You could say, "society won't function efficiently without private industry" and I would disagree, but at least your statement wouldn't be simplistic and easily disproven.

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    148. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Or its a nice way of saying" it ends up as a part per hundred billion or trillion in the atmosphere and will come down bit by bit over the next year to three across the oceans and landmasses of the planet."

      Heres a point - not everything that goes up in the atmosphere ends up in the food chain. Not everything that goes into the sea ends up in a human's digestive system.

      The dictionary has this for disperse - cause (gas, smoke, mist, or cloud) to thin out and eventually disappear : winds dispersed the bomb's radioactive cloud high in the atmosphere - distribute (small particles) uniformly in a medium.

      From the 1991 fires - "The particles were never observed to rise above 6 km and when combined with scavenging by clouds gave the smoke a short residency time in the atmosphere and localized its effects."

      Airborne Studies of the Smoke from the Kuwait Oil Fires. Peter V. Hobbs and Lawrence F. Radke, Science. May 15, 1992

    149. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      You said that gunpowder was improved by the military. I gave the counter example that hundreds of years of military did not in any way improve it.

      No one who knows anything about it says the Magna Carta has anything to do with Democracy. It is the basis for common law and lays out the policy of Habeus Corpus. The Greeks invented democracy.

      You have a logical fallacy in your argument that is easily explained if we put it in terms of a syllogism.
      1.) The printing press was a device invented primarily to help spread the bible.
      2.) The religion that wanted to spread the bible also went to war with other religions.
      3.) therefore, the printing press is a military technology.

      Please tell me I don't have to explain the fallacy further.

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    150. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      I really don't mind being modded troll. If I'm not pissing someone off, then I'm not saying anything useful or meaningful. I've got some people here who take any opportunity to mod me down. But look at my karma. They can't touch me. I can get a +5 insightful or informative without even thinking about it. People are just as quick to mod me up, so it all balances out. Being an old school 4-digit has its upside and its downside.

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    151. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      They are talking about the effects on the atmosphere itself in that study, not the effect on environment. We used to think the Earth was infinite in its capacity to absorb out wastes. Now we know this isn't true. While I'm not claiming that the environmental impact of this spill will be devastating in terms of human health, I am saying that our toxins do not simply disappear when they disperse. The Earth is not infinite.

      My point is not that this particular example is huge. My point is that this is just one example of the types of unmeasured impacts this spill will have. I'm saying, a few more people will die of cancer than would have otherwise. Only a few, but where is the compensation for their families? There isn't one. The families of the dead will pay for the harm that BP caused.

      And if you say something along the lines of "well, that's the price we pay for having oil" I will say, "why are WE paying that price?"

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    152. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      And when a volcano goes off there is a huge environmental impact too that has unmeasured impacts.

      The Earth is not, was not and never will be a perfectly balanced system that we humans have thrown out of whack with our technology and population growth.

      It was, is and will be an ever changing planet that goes through terrific changes.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_glaciation#Wisconsin_glaciation.2C_in_North_America
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mt._Pinatubo
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-T_boundary
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory

      You are saying you think a few more people will die of cancer than otherwise would have, not sure how familiar you are with cancer, I've had three different types over the last thirty years and have three organs in the process, and I can tell you cancer doesn't work that way.

      Bubba Gump the shrimp boat captain might take in some of the particulates from this, he might get cancer. The cancer might be from the particulates, or its from a mutation, or its from a couple benzene molecules he inhaled in 1996 while refueling his boat, or its from an alpha emitter from a coal fire plant in New Mexico that floated to the gulf, or it might have been from a a cigar he smoked when his daughter was born.

      Why are we paying the price for oil? Because we need fossil fuels. You are obviously on a computer, the plastics, the transportation of the components, much of the electricity that keeps all this going comes from fossil fuels. "Green energy" isn't there yet, even if the US poured the same amount of it's GDP it poured into the Manhattan project or Apollo program doesn't mean we will get "green energy" to work or scale in a timely manner.

      We need fossil fuels and people will die from it (I know two of the seven who died in the April explosion in Anacortes Washington), theres no getting around the fact that our civilization needs oil and natural gas to function and to stay alive.

      Log out, ditch your electronic devices and walk somewhere sustainable and warm if you don't want to contribute to the oil dependency, otherwise you are as guilty as BP and Halliburton to all of this.

      Me, I'm going to burn some more gas when I drive a half a mile for an appointment in an hour, at 12 miles per gallon.

    153. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      http://www.ecogeek.org/biofuels/3082-british-airways-turning-waste-into-jet-fuel

      I dont have to have an answer, British Airways already designed a solution.

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    154. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by spun · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but your argument is fallacious. The Earth is not static, of course. But that does not mean that we are free to do anything we like to it. You are basically saying, "Well, the Earth might give us troubles all on its own, so we might as well add our own troubles into the mix." I hope when your argument is rephrased like that, you can see the error.

      You also fall victim of the is/ought fallacy further on. "Because we use oil for things like computers, (is) that is the way things ought to be (ought)" Then you make a completely unsupported allegation about green energy, where you say it will be too expensive. You don't know. And if it is, doesn't that mean more jobs? We have so much unemployment right now, couldn't we put some of those people, who capitalism has failed, to work on creating a better future? Look at the work projects of the Great Depression, that created infrastructure of lasting value.

      If people die from our actions in satisfying our needs, then WE need to pay recompense. We need to take care of the people we hurt. With socialism for the needy, rather than the socialism for the rich we have now.

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    155. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that you're local BP station might be selling gas refined by Exxon and the corner Shell station might be selling gas made from oil pumped out of the ground by BP, don't you?

      The franchise stations have to sell only a certain percentage of gas produced by the franchiser. The rest can be from anywhere.

    156. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by mike1210 · · Score: 1

      Everyone.

      Hi! I'm from sub-Saharan Africa, and, since you're wealthy enough to be posting on Slashdot with a computer, I think you have too much. I'll be sending some Social Justice goons over to your house to make sure you're equal with the rest of us.

      The rest of society, which is why we (used to) have extremely high tax rates for the super-rich.

      Wrong. Society is the sum of voluntary interactions between individuals. Lots of people obviously decided that what was produced by the "super rich" was worth money. Therefore, "society" has approved of the amount of wealth these individuals possess.

      What you propose is using a violently coercive, involuntary institution to seize wealth above an arbitrary amount. That is the antithesis of society.

    157. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by mike1210 · · Score: 1

      Slaves, begging for the whip, in the vague hope that, if they only beg long enough, they might be the ones wielding it themselves some day...

      This describes socialists, who see themselves as the planners, and the rest of us as the planned.

    158. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Hi! I'm from sub-Saharan Africa, and, since you're wealthy enough to be posting on Slashdot with a computer, I think you have too much. I'll be sending some Social Justice goons over to your house to make sure you're equal with the rest of us.

      Hi ! I'm a non-sequitur and I'm here to describe your argument.

      Wrong. Society is the sum of voluntary interactions between individuals. Lots of people obviously decided that what was produced by the "super rich" was worth money. Therefore, "society" has approved of the amount of wealth these individuals possess.

      No, a very small proportion of (super-rich) people have colluded together to bribe and/or threaten governments into creating laws that enable them to become even more rich, at the cost of everyone else. Exhibit A: the current global financial crisis.

      What you propose is using a violently coercive, involuntary institution to seize wealth above an arbitrary amount. That is the antithesis of society.

      What I propose is the epitomy of modern, civilised society. It's called progressive taxation. The world is not going to fall apart because the unfeasibly rich have to get by with only a dozen houses instead of twenty. All that "wealth" isn't going to just disappear.

    159. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by mike1210 · · Score: 1

      Hi ! I'm a non-sequitur and I'm here to describe your argument.

      It's completely relevant. To some, you are "super-rich". So again, why should you be able to keep all your stuff when there's someone else who needs your wealth more than you do?

      No, a very small proportion of (super-rich) people have colluded together to bribe and/or threaten governments into creating laws that enable them to become even more rich, at the cost of everyone else.

      So in other words, you believe that wealth is zero-sum, and that it simply falls from the sky.

      In fact, the "super-rich" people have no power whatsoever to threaten or bribe governments, except maybe by relocating to places less hostile to private wealth. Some governments have decided that they will not punish successful people too much, and they end up reaping greater economic growth as a result. Wealth isn't finite, so it's impossible to become wealthy at the "cost of everyone else".

      Exhibit A: the current global financial crisis.

      The current financial crisis in the US was caused by affirmative-action lending, mandated and encouraged by the government. The coming financial collapse will be caused by trillions and trillions of dollars of unfunded liabilities, specifically, Medicare/Medicaid and Social Security.

      What I propose is the epitomy of modern, civilised society. It's called progressive taxation.

      Modern civilization is not defined by the level of taxation. Civilizations crumble under high taxation and socialist economic policies. Argentina, for example, went from first-world to third world under national socialism, or take those wonderful bastions of economic growth, such as Cuba and North Korea as extreme examples.

      The world is not going to fall apart because the unfeasibly rich have to get by with only a dozen houses instead of twenty. All that "wealth" isn't going to just disappear.

      Instead, it will be used wastefully and inefficiently to undermine and smash society and civilization.

    160. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      It's completely relevant. To some, you are "super-rich".

      No, it's not. Those people aren't living in the society I am. If they want to act within their own society, that's their business.

      So in other words, you believe that wealth is zero-sum, and that it simply falls from the sky.

      That statement isn't even consistent with itself, let alone what I wrote.

      In fact, the "super-rich" people have no power whatsoever to threaten or bribe governments, except maybe by relocating to places less hostile to private wealth.

      Wow. That's some serious naivette you have there.

      Some governments have decided that they will not punish successful people too much, and they end up reaping greater economic growth as a result.

      Ah, yes. The myth of infinite "growth". We've all seen what chasing that particular dragon has achieved these last few years.

      Wealth isn't finite, so it's impossible to become wealthy at the "cost of everyone else".

      Of course it is. Slavery is the most obvious example of same.

      The current financial crisis in the US was caused by affirmative-action lending, mandated and encouraged by the government.

      Bullshit. It was caused by fraudulent activities within financial institutions misrepresenting their "products" so as to make more money, *purely for the sake of making more money*.

      Modern civilization is not defined by the level of taxation.

      I didn't say that it was.

      Civilizations crumble under high taxation and socialist economic policies. Argentina, for example, went from first-world to third world under national socialism, or take those wonderful bastions of economic growth, such as Cuba and North Korea as extreme examples.

      Or we could look at the Nordic countries, with tax rates of our 60%, extensive social support programs and excellent quality of life.

    161. Re:You won't mind if I poop in your yard, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what do you think should replace petroleum for tranporting the fucking food long distances? How about transporting a large group of people? Not your fucking bio fuels that's for sure. Solar and wind are also not effective enough to supply the enormous energy needs of transportation. Oh, that's right you are a fucktarded communist dipshit. You think it, lik fucking communism, will be enough to provide for all need. In realty you communist loving dipshits are nothing more than stupid fucktards who should do the world a favor by slitting your fucking wrists.

      GO AHEAD FUCKING FLAME AWAY COMUNIST LOVING FUCKTARD!

  18. Re:This thread is worthless without pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my mommy ties my shoes every morning before I go to work :D

  19. Re:This thread is worthless without pics by T+Murphy · · Score: 4, Funny

    No need to tie Velcro shoes.

    But you can still try.

  20. She Did Comment On It by eldavojohn · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know if she's given her opinion on this. I'm sure it would be insightful.

    Well, from Swamp Politics:

    There will be a lot of hearings "to discover the cause of the explosion and the subsequent leak," Palin writes ,and action will be taken "to increase oversight to prevent future accidents....

    "Government can and must play an appropriate role here," she adds. "If a company was lax in its prevention practices, it must be held accountable. It is inexcusable for any oil company to not invest in preventative measures. They must be held accountable or the public will forever distrust the industry..."

    Yet, she contends, "even with the strictest oversight in the world, accidents still happen. No human endeavor is ever without risk - whether it's sending a man to the moon or extracting the necessary resources to fuel our civilization.

    "I repeat the slogan "drill here, drill now" not out of naiveté or disregard for the tragic consequences of oil spills.... I continue to believe in it because increased domestic oil production will make us a more secure, prosperous, and peaceful nation."

    I don't know if I'd call it insightful but it seems to be a route to maintain her initial assertions of drilling here. I'm certainly not a fan of Palin but that response is probably a lot more reasonable than you or I were hoping for. She and I just share a fundamental disagreement about where our country's focuses for energy and energy independence should lie.

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    1. Re:She Did Comment On It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's an idiot.

      Depleting local oil while you have cheap access to other's oil is stupid. Relying so much on oil and not implementing a plan to move off of it is also stupid. But hey, it is the "easy" way.

      The area around Exxon's Valdez spill in the 80s is still pretty much destroyed. Oil is everywhere. You just need to dig 1cm under the surface of any beach. The environment there will not recover to non-toxic levels for a few generations.

      Now, a much larger disaster than Katrina hit - a man-made disaster. Fisheries in the area will not recover in foreseeable future. A renewable resource, generating billions for the local economies of the states affected is now pretty much in destroyed because getting a non-renewable, one-off resource is apparently worth it.

      Oil has already run out on the ground, so all she can come up with is drill remainder of it in the oceans, possibly killing our renewable fisheries. So I repeat my initial statement - she's an idiot.

    2. Re:She Did Comment On It by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Actually I think that is reasonable coming from someone who used to (still does?) go around saying Droll, baby drill.

      It does show she is very short sighted though. If she is so concerned about relying on other countries for oil then the US really needs to get off oil rather than ruining the nature side with pumps, pipes, etc or risking this happening again.

      We'll eventually run out and I don't think she realises that. Even if we don't, it just makes sense to come up with a way to be completely reliant on ourselves and better yet make others dependant on the US for energy.

      All the oil producing countries have to do quit using the dollar in retaliation for the US supplying itself with oil and even if the US has its own oil its money will become worthless almost over night. That wouldn't be the case if it was producing a new energy that others would rely on.

      The more oil we find, the more likely we are to put off moving to something else. That's just human nature.

  21. Spy Next Door by bigrockpeltr · · Score: 1

    Bob Ho stopped them!

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  22. Starting to see things differently by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 1, Troll

    and it's making me more ill from reading "shock" stories. Man-made messes are never good, but in popular media - we never compare those events to what happens naturally. Natural oil and gas seepage has been occurring for as long as those items have been available. It's even been noted in recorded history. We also seem to forget that oil, tar, and natural gas are ... well ... natural. There are many natural and deadly events - earthquakes, mudslides, lava, etc.

    Then the violin starts on how oil spills kill birds ... again, don't get me wrong. I'm not in denial. Yes - oil spills kill birds. But my rant is about the lack of perspective.Oil spills is near the bottom of most lists (Here's one list: http://www.currykerlinger.com/birds.htm). The estimate is 1-2 million die from this cause. What I didn't know is that glass windows (100-900 million) and cats (100 million) dominate the top half of the list. I don't see the bleeding hearts going off on a rampage to ban windows.

    I understand that stories like this are focused. I understand that broadening the perspective may "water down" an issue or a solution to an issue ... but leaving out perspective is just a damned bad habit - and sloppy too.

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    1. Re:Starting to see things differently by rotide · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is a big difference between 1-2 million birds dying in one geographic location over a short amount of time versus hundreds of millions spread relatively evenly across the globe. It also doesn't stop at birds. Crabs, clams, crawfish, fish, etc, etc.

      Roughly a quarter million people die each day. That doesn't mean that wiping out the population of Buffalo NY every now and again is "ok". It would simply devastate the area (for other humans who live around there, etc.. probably good for the environment tho...).

      I know this stuff happens naturally and I get that. Natural disasters have more or less hit the "reset" button on the planet a few times. But going out and causing it (intended or not) is stupid and entirely preventable. Just because an asteroid or another event pretty much wiped out life on the planet in the past doesn't mean that killing/poisoning large quantities of life now, no matter how small in comparison, is a-ok!

    2. Re:Starting to see things differently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wiping out Buffalo, NY is ALWAYS ok.

    3. Re:Starting to see things differently by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I know this stuff happens naturally and I get that. Natural disasters have more or less hit the "reset" button on the planet a few times. But going out and causing it (intended or not) is stupid and entirely preventable. Just because an asteroid or another event pretty much wiped out life on the planet in the past doesn't mean that killing/poisoning large quantities of life now, no matter how small in comparison, is a-ok!

      Of course, this goes back to whatever one's personal philosophic leanings are. If you are of the persuasion that "Allah wills" it (for vary large values of 'it') then you can shrug off natural and human disasters and just go on with your miserable life.

      However, if you think that assholes who dump viscous crap in your back yard should be drawn and quartered, slowly and repeatedly, well, you can just raise your blood pressure and go on with your miserable life.

      In the long run (we're talking geologic time frames) none of this matters.

      Give up.

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    4. Re:Starting to see things differently by rotide · · Score: 1

      It matters to us, as a species and especially in the local area of the disaster. Again, saying it happens naturally so who gives a crap, let it go, the planet will right itself eventually is missing the point.

      We have to _live_ here.. NOW!

      Yes, the planet will eventually fix everything, but eventually is far too long if we keep this pace up. Personally I'd rather live out my "miserable life" than die. And I'd like to do that with a bit of enjoyment, natural beauty and otherwise. Maybe your outlook is different.

    5. Re:Starting to see things differently by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

      There are no overall estimates for the number of birds affected by oil and gas spills, and oil and gas extractions (and transport.)

      From the page YOU linked.

    6. Re:Starting to see things differently by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Birds and cats kill pigeons, of which there are a shitload, and other common city birds that only exist in the numbers they do because we support them.

      Oil spills kill things like gannets, which are much bigger birds of which there are *not* a shitload, and kill all of them for miles. This is a much bigger impact than natural predation or bonking into windows on the ecosystem.

    7. Re:Starting to see things differently by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      And when I live for a geologically long time I will let it go, until then, it matters a great deal to me.

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    8. Re:Starting to see things differently by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      I don't see the bleeding hearts going off on a rampage to ban windows.

      You know, everybody who read this sentence looked up to check your user ID next. Round here, banning Windows is hardly a novel idea.

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  23. Not the UK, BP! by eldavojohn · · Score: 0

    Actually, it's the UK filling the Gulf with FAIL

    Actually it's an International Company called "British Petroleum" with British roots that, if we want to get technical has been since 1935 or earlier. I don't know how the fault lays on the United Kingdom or its people for this, they have been operating in the United States for quite sometime--they even have American headquarters in Houston! Blame the company and the lax safety regulations where it happened (if it turns out they followed all safety precautions and this still happened), don't blame the UK. I certainly wouldn't want to be a BP shareholder right now.

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    1. Re:Not the UK, BP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's an international company called BP, it hasn't been British Petroleum for quite some time.

    2. Re:Not the UK, BP! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that id a company called 'American Petroleum' causes the Irish sea to fill up with oil, you'd be quick to blame 'stupid Americans' no mater where the have their offices.

      Anyways:
      BP was bought from a German company by Anglo-Persian oil company looking to find a way into the British market. That was in about 1920.

      As near as I can figure it, it's not under any one government or agency.

      With that in mind, I would be preparing to buy BP stock. Barring a MAJOR expansion of the catastrophe, it's not going to get much lower. If I could buy at 50, I would I suspect it will be back up to 60 in a couple of months. Of course, if the whole well bursts open, then you would be screwed. A large lawsuit for the US would cause a dip.Again, not permanent.

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  24. The question is by OMFG+it's+Rici · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Will it blend?

  25. Is that a giant concrete dome? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or yo Mama.

  26. At least it's cheaper than going nuclear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, no way this could possibly be more economically and environmentally damaging than working on switching our infrastructure from fossil fuel to nuclear.

    1. Re:At least it's cheaper than going nuclear! by Entropius · · Score: 1

      The problem with nuclear power is the high up-front cost. Once you get the damn things built they're cheaper than coal, but if you want to build safe ones it costs a lot up front.

      The upfront cost to build enough nuclear power generating capacity to replace EVERY coal plant in China, India, and the US is ... roughly equal to the cost of the Iraq war.

    2. Re:At least it's cheaper than going nuclear! by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      The upfront cost to build enough nuclear power generating capacity to replace EVERY coal plant in China, India, and the US is ... roughly equal to the cost of the Iraq war.

      We seem to have shouldered that fairly well. Why don't we go ahead and switch. This is an issue I have run into with my new house - it is an all electric neighborhood (no gas line) and in a city (no propane tanks allowed). I am in the South and we get a good bit of sun. For the winter months, the payback on electric use is still not quite where it needs to be for solar panels to be effective, but we are getting close. The initial payout is fantasticly huge, but if we can get down to a 10 year break-even where I am instead of a 15-year break-even, I will jump on it.

    3. Re:At least it's cheaper than going nuclear! by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what's the service life on those panels?

    4. Re:At least it's cheaper than going nuclear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with nuclear power is the high up-front cost. Once you get the damn things built they're cheaper than coal, but if you want to build safe ones it costs a lot up front.

      The upfront cost to build enough nuclear power generating capacity to replace EVERY coal plant in China, India, and the US is ... roughly equal to the cost of the Iraq war.

      Yeah, the nuclear plants alone are going to be horrifically expensive, a project only the government could realistically shoulder. The other (bigger?) part of the problem is that you can't run cars directly on nuclear power, and we'd need to switch over to a combination of plug-in and hydrogen powered vehicles. That's going to take even more time and money than going nuclear. Then we're pretty much done with oil, and can make a killing exporting this technology to everybody else. Lately our government doesn't seem to have a problem with paying for horrifically expensive projects - I think we could do this.

      And as you said, this will cost at least as much as the war in Iraq. But if we can afford that war, we can afford the aforementioned undertakings. The war is all about energy anyway, so to me it makes a lot more sense to spend that money on a securing a clean, abundant, and local supply instead. Especially when our current energy source is halfway across the world, under heavy and rapidly increasing competition, surrounded by a hostile population. Even if we do successfully control their oil, it's just going to run out in 20 years and we'll be back to where we are right now. Except without any energy to use while we spend 15-40 years changing out our infrastructure.

      If the general public could be educated that nuclear power does not mean massive clouds of cancerous poison and 3-eyed fish swimming in glowing green lakes, and is in fact many orders of magnitude better for the environment than coal and oil, I think the rest would work itself out in the long run.

    5. Re:At least it's cheaper than going nuclear! by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      18-25 years depending on brand, weathering, protective coating, positioning, etc.

    6. Re:At least it's cheaper than going nuclear! by Entropius · · Score: 1

      If you're looking at 15-year break-even in the South, then we in the Southwest have to be a lot less (330 days of sun a year).

  27. Halliburton company holiday party! by Kyont · · Score: 1

    Dick Cheney would be proud to swing by this company party to pick up his yearly pension check.

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  28. Re:This thread is worthless without pics by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

    So that's what I've been doing wrong...

  29. Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let us assume for a moment that the USA is pushing the world towards a climate catastrophe at an ever-increasing pace. Millions of people will die if nothing is done to stop this. We are getting ever closer to some "tipping point" where doing anything will be impossible and we just get to stay on the ride until the very end.

    Sounds dire, right?

    OK, so now we have this oil well accident that some want to call an ecological disaster of unimaginable proprotions. That this accident illustrates how incredibly stupid it is to drill for oil, and even worse to do so in some ecologically sensitive area.

    Fine. Let's stop. How about if we give people a chance here to explore alternatives. We should stop all oil imports, all oil refining and just say it is over. The Oil Age has ended. This sort of alternative action would actually do something and be quite different than a lot of hand-wringing and people protesting without any real effect. Sure, there would be some immediate impact and people would die - perhaps fewer than are killed each day on highways.

    I'd say after six months of this we might be able to carry on an intelligent debate on the real issues. Right now, I'm not seeing a lot of that. There is plenty of hand-wringing and plenty of pontificating on how bad things might be in the future.

  30. think local by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

    Yes, windows kill more total numbers... but unless you have one whicked case of dumb bird syndrome, you are not going to wipe out every bird for miles in every direction with windows or cats.

    The local impact of an oil spill is what makes it so bad. It isn't that it kills so many, it is that it kills so many in one spot. A colony of birds can recover after losing a handfull to windows over a migration, but when only a handfull of breading pairs are left after a spill it is far less likley that the colony will make it.

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  31. Fun things to watch by vlm · · Score: 5, Informative

    Fun things to watch in the news coverage:

    Pressure creep. A gross estimate is about a PSI per foot of well depth. Its unlikely the actual pressure at the bottom of the well could exceed 20K PSI. Whats squirting out the top, order of magnitude less. Maybe, extreme cases, you can go plus or minus 50%, maybe. So, people whom know what they're talking about, knowing the drilling mud was around 18 pounds per gallon, and roughly how deep the well is, pretty much know how much pressure the stuff is boiling out of the well. However, the breathless journalists and political hacks feed on each other and one up each other for dramatic reasons. The wildest screamers blew thru 100K psi about two days ago, and I think we're well on our way to nuclear fusion pressure range in journalist-land.

    Flow rate creep. An entire modest oilfield might produce 100K barrels per day. Real flow rate out of this well is probably in the range of 2K to 10K bpd. The screaming journalists and hacks recently blew thru 60K bpd, some beyond 200K bpd. We are rapidly approaching the point where the journalists-types will report figures better suited to the entire production of the country of saudi arabia, etc.

    Unit changes. The flow is probably a modest 5K BPD. That doesn't sound as cool, so a couple days ago the journalists switched to gallons per day. As the flow decreases, I expect the screamers to switch to pounds per day, finally maybe milliliters per day, just to keep the numbers up.

    Flow rate exaggeration. 5K BPD is like a firehose, vaguely. Journalists, over the past few days, have worked their way up on top of each other from adjectives like "dribbling" up to descriptions more in line with a Saturn-V rocket motor at full blast. Its going to flutter the "dome" around like a garden hose hitting a gnat. Uh huh, Yeah right.

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    1. Re:Fun things to watch by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You missed the Loop Current Creep. The concept here is that the spill will get pulled out of the Gulf by the Loop Current and contaminate the East Coast of the US. I saw one diagram that had it all the way up to New Jersey.

    2. Re:Fun things to watch by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Gallons per day are better than barrels per day because nobody knows how big a barrel is.

      Liters are better than gallons, because nobody outside the US measures shit in gallons.

      Your point about the media sucking stands, of course -- they do. But their job is to report the news to people who aren't used to measuring fluid volume in "barrels".

    3. Re:Fun things to watch by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Don't the viewers know this at some level, and prefer it over factual reporting? I get violent impulses just hearing a commercial on the radio when I'm in a public place, having kept away from TV and radio for a decade now. The news is worse, evern second of it.

    4. Re:Fun things to watch by russotto · · Score: 1

      Gallons per day are better than barrels per day because nobody knows how big a barrel is.

      My guess is that if you asked most people in the US to visualize a barrel of oil, they'd think about a 55 gallon drum. This is wrong, but it's not far from the actual 42 gallon barrel.

    5. Re:Fun things to watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Citation Needed]

      While I agree that the media is blowing this out of proportion at times, I wouldn't mind seeing some sources for your seemingly made up numbers :). As it stands its the media's word against yours, and I don't think either one is right.

    6. Re:Fun things to watch by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Some pointers to actual quotes might make your argument believable.

      The only thing I have seen is confusion of gallons and barrels. I have never seen much variation from 5-6K barrels a day, or 200-250K gallons.

      One thing I think they should be chastised for is comparing to the Exxon Valdez and quoting that in barrels and this in gallons at the same time. I'm pretty certain I saw that, it would be a good one for you to search for if you want actual proof of your arguments.

    7. Re:Fun things to watch by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Unit changes. The flow is probably a modest 5K BPD. That doesn't sound as cool, so a couple days ago the journalists switched to gallons per day.

      Are you serious? I don't know about you, but I don't know off the top of my head how much a barrel of oil is. I expect the vast majority of people don't either. Using gallons makes sense, since everyone is familiar with how much a gallon is. (BTW, I've consistently heard 200,000 gallons a day from NPR, which corresponds to your 5000 barrels/day figure, so not everyone is a liar).

      Flow rate exaggeration. 5K BPD is like a firehose, vaguely.

      How about comparisons to a well known oil spill, like say Exon-Valdez? That spill was around 10.8 million gallons. At 200,000 gallons/day, we'll match that massive disaster in just 54 days. We're currently on day 14.

      I'm not buying your attempt to downplay this because of how the media has portrayed this event. It's obvious to anyone with a calculator and wikipedia that this is a big deal, and not a minor event. Using the low estimates of 200,000 gallons/day, and "early next week" being Tuesday perhaps, that's 20 days at 200,000 gallons/day for a total of 4 million gallons of oil. A pretty good percentage of the Exxon-Valdez. And that's if the thing works, and before you count the 15% they think will still leak.

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    8. Re:Fun things to watch by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Where are you getting your flow rate figures from? I googled for a bit but wasn't able to find very many good numbers.

      I found one talking about some offshore wells in Brazil http://www.offshore-technology.com/projects/marlimpetro/

      "Module 3

      The module 3 development was based on 15 subsea production wells and ten injection wells, delivering at a rate of 100,000 bopd and 3 million square metres of gas per day"

      So that one platform can get 100,000 barrels per day, but using 15 wells under it I guess? The gulf well is a single hole, so 100,000/15 is a more likely number?

      I have to wonder though, is the great depth of this particular well, and its known very high pressure, causing it to pump out way more than average? I'm just curious if anyone as 'real' numbers, or is it all still guesswork?

    9. Re:Fun things to watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should keep in mind that initial estimates were low because people didn't know how bad it was initially.

  32. finally by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I said for awhile now they should have this done as a backup plan in such cases a long time ago, and now that we have evidence this sort of thing could happen again, i think they should come out with machines that plop into the water ans siphon the oil from the water and divides the 2 sending the water (without oil) back into the ocean and keep the oil on board the machine.

    this sort of buoyant water filter if you will actually does not test the water per say, but more so collects the oil for further processing.
    why have they not come up with these a long time ago, heck if such a place exists where you can go into the middle of the ocean
    and plop such big machines that convert oil coming from the bottom into ready oil (refined) to put on the boats, seems to me a lot less traveling is needed for boats and tankers but also makes less travel for the oil to get from the ocean to refinery then refinery to the client?

  33. I did RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why give 5 links when only one links to links of pics? Link to the damn pics instead

  34. Question on Shape of the dome on this box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From looking at the pictures, the dome on this box is pyramidal? I think that the shape of the dome should
    be semi-spherical to handle the pressues more evenly that far down. This may be fine for shallow ocean waters, but I'd think the ocean would crush the dome inwards under that much pressure!!!!

    1. Re:Question on Shape of the dome on this box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and I'm surprised it doesn't explode outwards due to the pressure from the deep ocean water that's underneath it. I suppose you're also worried that the air pressure outside might make the windows in your house implode?

  35. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MOD PARENT UP!

  36. Satellite Coverage Blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is available at Skytruth Blog.

    Yours In Astrakhan,
    Kilgore Trout

  37. Yeah, it's just a single slip-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Muffley: General Turgidson! When you instituted the human reliability tests, you assured me there was no possibility of such a thing ever occurring!

    Turgidson: Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.

  38. My Observation by Bicx · · Score: 1

    I was going to argue that crude oil is just another part of the environment and should be embraced, but then it hit me: Crude oil is Earth's diarrhea.

    Sorry, I had too much coffee today...

  39. why does British Petroleum hate America? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    I just remembered that this is the same bunch of penny-pinching shitfuckers that neglected maintenance on the Alaska oil pipeline, allowing it to corrode, having to be shut down


    once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is enemy action...

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    1. Re:why does British Petroleum hate America? by JumpDrive · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget the BP chemical plants which go boom.

  40. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are mentally retarded.

    If we stopped oil imports, the number of people who would be fired from their jobs for not going to them (no gas = no travel, and most businesses tend to prefer that employees show up for work) would be staggering, making current unemployment rates a joke. These people are not going to collect unemployment for doing so either. Those who don't drive to work but are within walking distance would also be affected - lunchtime workers, warehouse people, so on and so forth.

    This would leave an outcome where it most certainly would not be possible to kill fewer people than those killed on highways each day (roughly 120).

    Perhaps you are not seeing intelligent debate on real issues because you are participating in it. Step back and let the adults figure it out.

  41. Tax from oil goes in government fund by lotzmana · · Score: 1

    Turns out that the government already has a rainy day fund to deal with industry disasters. At present it holds $1.5 billion, it is not adequate but I think this is the way to go. The impact of this accident is going to be felt by the entire industry, it is only logical for funds to be collected from all oil companies to help with recovery efforts.

    Tax on Oil May Help Pay for Cleanup

    Curiously BP is not carrying insurance, it is having self-insurance -- they apportion an amount of almost a billion a year into a fund on the island of Gernesey (the offshore UK tax haven).

    Insurance rates will go up

    1. Re:Tax from oil goes in government fund by spun · · Score: 0, Redundant

      From the article you link to:

      Under the law that established the reserve, called the Oil Spill Liability Trust Fund, the operators of the offshore rig face no more than $75 million in liability for the damages that might be claimed by individuals, companies or the government.

      The fund was set up by Congress in 1986 but not financed until after the Exxon Valdez ran aground in Alaska in 1989. In exchange for the limits on liability, the Oil Pollution Act of 1990 imposed a tax on oil companies, currently 8 cents for every barrel they produce in this country or import.

      Wow, cool. Can I get a limit on my liabilities by paying slightly more in taxes (eight cents per $90 barrel), so I can run around acting irresponsibly without having to pay for it? Wait, I'm not allowed to do that unless I'm a big corporation who can pay for lobbyists and buy the laws I like? Well that's hardly fair.

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    2. Re:Tax from oil goes in government fund by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      it is only logical for funds to be collected from all oil consumers to help with recovery efforts.

      Fixed that for you. Any such fee will simply be passed along to the customers of the oil companies, i.e: you and me. We wind up paying for it in the end regardless of what you do.

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    3. Re:Tax from oil goes in government fund by lotzmana · · Score: 1

      If a much smaller company was to be at fault it would have never been able to cover the cost of the cleanup. Then an industry funded insurance, managed by the government, will cover these needs.

      Cost of this will not be passed to us. We are past the point where the price of the product is cost+fixed_small_profit=price. The price is demand driven, the profits are exorbitant, there is room for insurance there.

    4. Re:Tax from oil goes in government fund by lotzmana · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes. This very low cap of the liability is a prime example of successful lobbying in DC.

    5. Re:Tax from oil goes in government fund by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      the profits are exorbitant

      Then sell your 401(k) and put all the money in a savings account. I would hate for you to see some gains from the exorbitant profits of the oil industry.

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    6. Re:Tax from oil goes in government fund by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      So... don't you think there is something systemically wrong with the liability passed on to society while a small minority rakes in the profits?

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    7. Re:Tax from oil goes in government fund by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I think it's premature to assume that society will directly assume the liability, given that BP has said they will pay for the cleanup and legislation is pending in Congress to increase the relevant liability cap.

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    8. Re:Tax from oil goes in government fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such insightful and informative posts remind me of a forgotten, but better, time when Slashdot wasn't full of morons. Keep up the good work!

    9. Re:Tax from oil goes in government fund by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      OK, but that's hardly capitalism. If BP can simply raise its prices to cover all costs of this clean up, then its "competition" has to be nothing of the sort. You're claiming that there definitely exists a collusive monopoly in oil. Next you'll be saying there's some sort of hereditary entitled class holding the reins to keep things that way, and the rest of us are just wage slaves.

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    10. Re:Tax from oil goes in government fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, you fuckers!

  42. Geeze...Slashdot FAIL! by BigSes · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first:

    Doooooooommmmmmmmmmmmme!

  43. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by kevinNCSU · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After six months you would be too busy shooting anyone that came to steal what was left of your canned goods and fresh water to have any sort of intelligent debate on the issue.

  44. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Fine. Let's stop. How about if we give people a chance here to explore alternatives. We should stop all oil imports, all oil refining and just say it is over. The Oil Age has ended. This sort of alternative action would actually do something and be quite different than a lot of hand-wringing and people protesting without any real effect. Sure, there would be some immediate impact and people would die - perhaps fewer than are killed each day on highways.

    Score: 4, Insightful? Have you all lost your minds?

    Immediate cessation of oil refining into gasoline means that the entire infrastructure we have to deal with getting food from farms to people in cities goes bye-bye. Since 90% of the population in the Western world lives in cities, that means 90% of the population starves. I don't know about your math, but killing off 90% of the population is still more people than are killed each day on freeways.

    Never mind that backup generators at critical infrastructure points like, oh, I don't know, hospitals and telecommunications stations are powered by diesel.

    Furthermore, even a moderate proposal like a gradual phase-in tax on gasoline doesn't work for the same reasons. Seems reasonable, right? Just gradually tax gasoline more and more until other energy alternatives are cheaper? The problem with that is you've effectively taxed food more and more, and for people that struggle to make ends meet, you've condemned to starvation again.

    That's why the government subsidizes alternative energy instead of doing something drastic. Corn/ethanol subsidies are (in hindsight) stupid (I'm a nuclear fan, myself), but at least they are trying something that might work instead of trying something that would have a significant negative impact on their chances to get re-elected.

    I'd say after six months of this we might be able to carry on an intelligent debate on the real issues. Right now, I'm not seeing a lot of that. There is plenty of hand-wringing and plenty of pontificating on how bad things might be in the future.

    News flash: you aren't sparking intelligent debate. You're either an anarchist, completely brain-dead, or both. Which is it, Dr. Strangelove?

  45. Re:This thread is worthless without pics by MouseR · · Score: 1

    They obviously use velcro shoes.

  46. Re:This thread is worthless without pics by warGod3 · · Score: 1

    My cowboy boots don't have laces.

    Should I just throw a lasso around them and pretend?

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  47. Re:Simpsons Did It...... by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

    It's pretty obvious that you're a Canuck, otherwise you would know that Ah-nuld can't ever be elected president because he is not a native-born U.S. citizen.

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  48. Re:Simpsons Did It...... by eleuthero · · Score: 2, Funny

    unless... Bill Clinton and others are successful in their campaign to change the restrictions on the presidency... and if we see Taco Bell buy out all the other restaurants in the US, you'll know where we're headed.

  49. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK, so now we have this oil well accident that some want to call an ecological disaster of unimaginable proprotions. That this accident illustrates how incredibly stupid it is to drill for oil, and even worse to do so in some ecologically sensitive area.

    Yes we have some people making these claims. These people are irrational or have an agenda. The fact of the matter is that all that the actual damage we have documentation of so far (despite all the journalists looking for disaster evidence) are one dead jellyfish and two birds that needed to be cleaned of oil contamination. Otherwise no significant oil contamination in ANY sensitive marshes or wetlands.

    The fact is that oil is itself a product of natural biological processes, and nature does have mechanisms for dealing with it over time. The Gulf itself is naturally and continuously contaminated by seepage from oil deposits, to the tune of an estimated 2,000 barrels a day. Every day. Over a history of millions of years. The ecology there has adapted to deal with oil, although not the large quantities from a point source like this incident without some damage.

    The fact is that once this spill is contained the ecosystem will recover. It might seem to take forever if you are a fisherman working those waters, but to call it an ecological disaster is just silly.

    The only true ecological disasters this planet faces is the accumulated biosphere pressure of human overpopulation and the occasional asteroid strikes.

  50. Re:Demolition Man Did It...... by thedonger · · Score: 1

    and if we see Taco Bell buy out all the other restaurants in the US, you'll know where we're headed.

    Demolition Man?

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  51. Dome? Why not call it a "box"? by ArtuRock · · Score: 1
    Dome

    ...having a circular plan and usually in the form of a portion of a sphere...
    ...a domical roof or ceiling.
    ...any covering thought to resemble the hemispherical vault of a building...
    ...anything shaped like a hemisphere or inverted bowl.

    Maybe 1.c.?

    a polygonal vault, ceiling, or roof.

    Still, "box" would get the point across better, IMO.

  52. Natural Seepage in Gulf of Mexico by cwills · · Score: 1
    Here is a study from the early 90's showing how much natural seepage goes into the Golf of Mexico. http://www.epa.gov/ttn/chief/conference/ei10/intemissions/marse.pdf (PDF)

    Basically the natural seepage in the northern Golf of Mexico it's about 120,000 barrels a year. For the entire Golf of Mexico it's about 625-1,875 barrels a day (or 2.5 to 6.9 x 10^5 barrels a year).

    The "problem" I suspect with the current oil well is the localization of the spill, and thus higher concentrations of the oil. Kind of like trying to eat a teaspoon of hot sauce directly versus adding a teaspoon of hot sauce to a bowl of chili. It's the same amount of the stuff, just dispersed over a larger area.

    1. Re:Natural Seepage in Gulf of Mexico by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Not only the localization but the sheer volume. Given that this has been going on since April 20, that's about 16 days. At an estimated 5,000 barrels a day, we're at about 80,000 barrels so far. That means that in just over two weeks, this one spill has released about 2/3 of the annual natural seepage for the entire Northern Gulf. Even if the 5000 barrel/day estimate is inflated, this one disaster is making an extremely significant increase to the natural seepage.

      But localization is also important. This large amount of oil is now concentrated in a relatively small area. The Northern Gulf, which has to absorb 120,000 barrels a year, is over 600,000 square miles. So each square mile has to absorb, on average, about 0.2 barrels of oil per year. Obviously seepages are not evenly spread out, but they aren't usually concentrated too much.

      Now zoom in to the affected area. It's very tiny compared to the whole of the Northern Gulf (the slick is currently between 2000 and 4000 square miles depending on where you get your data, though it's going to spread), and let's be clear that this small area now contains, after 16 days, two thirds of the annual amount naturally released in the entire Northern Gulf. With, unfortunately, more to come. At 80,000 barrels released, each square mile now contains about 20-40 barrels. That's 100-200 times the normal rate released annually per square mile.

      Sure, the slick will spread, and slowly decrease its concentration as it does. But at the moment any areas it hits will hit at a 20 barrel per square mile concentration of mostly floating oil. That's a thick, visible layer. It will thin out as it spreads, but it's going to have to get a lot thinner before it reaches anything short of "devastating" for any areas of shoreline it hits, or any fisheries it impacts. A whole lot thinner.

      More important even than the concentration and magnitude (at least as far as humans are concerned) is the location. The Chandeleur Island chain might offer some protection, but this could ruin fisheries for the entire coasts of Mississippi and Alabama for some time, and significantly impact the salt marshes and estuaries around New Orleans. This may be "deep water offshore" drilling, but it's close enough to shore that much of the Gulf's fisheries could be affected in the coming weeks and months. As it thins, the damage on new shoreline it hits will lessen, but any shoreline hit in the near future is going to be really affected.

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    2. Re:Natural Seepage in Gulf of Mexico by cwills · · Score: 1
      Understand (and thanks for the fleshed out details).. it's a nasty event that is putting a strain on the environment.

      People on both sides of the argument should at least realize that they don't have all the "answers". The folks that are saying "it's no big deal", need to realize the concentration and location of the spill will have a local impact to the environment and the local economy, that even though there are natural processes that "spill oil into the environment", this event is straining the system. The folks that are saying "it's the end of the world", need to understand that there are some natural processes that can have similar impacts, and that in the very long run the environment will recover (just not in the time scale that one might expect). I would say instead of arguing or putting heads into sand, people should just get in and "clean it up" to the best of our ability, and make sure that reasonable safeguards are put in place to ensure future events such as this can't happen.

  53. perpetual motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oil is dead plants and animals.
    so this oil spill kills plants and animals.
    another kind of gray goo?

  54. This is normal by Animats · · Score: 1

    This is normal. This is how big stuff gets fixed.

    Once there's a rough understanding of the problem, a heavy engineering contractor with a track record on emergency jobs is brought in to fix it. Their engineers quickly design something to get the problem under control. Materials and parts are rush-ordered and sent to a fabrication yard, where the best welders and machinists, on serious overtime, work to put it together. Then the thing gets put on a truck, barge, or rail car and is sent to the trouble spot, where other mobile heavy equipment has been brought into position to install the fix. Top field workers put the fix into place.

    There are a number of contractors in the world that routinely pull off fixes like this. Not many. C. C. Myers. Wild Well Control. Titan Salvage. Their employees are very well paid, and used to getting a sudden call to get on an airplane and head for the current fuckup.

  55. Hey CIA! by govt-serpent · · Score: 1
    Payback's a bitch isn't it?

    Love,

    The KGB

    (Siberia-1982)

  56. Re:Fun things to watch - you forgot Fault Creep by meekg · · Score: 5, Funny

    0) "It's not leaking"
    1) "It wasn't us"
    2) "It's just one mistake"
    3) "The media is making it all worse"

    4) (still pending) "It's because the liberals hate nukes"

    I'm glad you are concentrating on what's important.

  57. A Good Primer to Explain the Problem by bradorsomething · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IAA(non-certified)PE, although I don't work for any of the companies in question.

    Although drilling is a cowboy science, there are a few concepts to it that are not immediately obvious and help explain what they're doing. I'd like to define the problem a little bit better, which may actually lead to someone finding a better answer.

    The problem that they're facing is that there is a pipe placed in a hole down many thousand feet into an oil reservoir, most likely at the edge of a salt dome. The reservoir is at very high pressure (which is common in the GoM and one of the benifits of drilling here), and effectively we have an uncapped fire hydrant spewing high pressure fluid into the ocean, which floats up and producing the lovely oil sheen. As you'll notice, all attacks follow this vein... capping the end of a wildly spewing fire hydrant. My personal opinion isn't really relevant, but hey, they've got to show they're trying all options.

    During drilling we control well pressures during drilling with heavy mud fluids, which provide counter-pressure and keep this problem in check. From a discussion on a plane yesterday with someone in well completions, they had set a plug in the drilling fluid (probably a brine at this point, replacing the mud) but may not have tested it well enough, and enough gas escaped from below the plug to displace the drilling fluid with a large bubble of gas. The low density of the gas created an unstable pressure system, and allowed the pressure below to burst through the plug and cause a kick, sinking the rig. Note that rigs tend to drill many wells at the same location now, spreading them out using directional drilling but not actually moving the rig. When we drill a well and a production platform is not yet in place, we temporarily cap the well... using the same process that didn't go so great this time. So when the drilling platform sank, any already drilled and capped wells were likely damaged as well. These are likely easier to shut off due to properly operating subsurface safety valves being in place (required in the GoM), and possibly BoP stacks being in place still as well (not likely but maybe? usually these are removed after drilling).

    So here we are, with the BoPs not working on this one well, and it's gushing oil. In most situations we drill a relief well, because when we intersect the gushing well, our wellbore is full of drilling mud, and we can kill the flow by using extra-heavy mud weighs to stifle flow right at the source. This is, in my opinion, the best and most complete option. The problem to this method is that it takes days/weeks, not hours/days, and we want an "hours/days" solution. Hence the multi-million-dollar "cork" they are trying to place on top of this fire hydrant. I see estimates of 3 months in the news for the relief well being effective, and I think that's a bit high but reasonable. "Off the cuff" (do not use this as a real estimate) I like to guess about 500 feet of drilling a day, and this well is 13,000 feet, but that's certainly much too optimistic in this case.

    Here is a link to an event similar to this one near Australia

    1. Re:A Good Primer to Explain the Problem by blair1q · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is, why not have a yard full of these domes ready to be deployed in case of an accident? Or better, put one next to the well as you're drilling it. Then, if you're successful, drag it to the next hole you're going to drill.

      Then you can stop a catastrophe like this in hours instead of weeks.

      What I do get is, things like this are written into massive regulatory bills, which the oil companies pay lobbyists to kill.

      We need to stop allowing corporations to manipulate democracy.

    2. Re:A Good Primer to Explain the Problem by bradorsomething · · Score: 1

      The problem is: Who pays for the domes? Remember, a drilling project like this can easily cost a million US dollars/day. I'm betting rental on this unit (oil equipment is always rented, never sold) runs several thousand if not hundred thousand a day. While on one hand, you might say "at a million dollars a day what's a few hundred thousand" the other hand says "I'm already paying a million a day, why do you want to make me pay 1.1 million to protect against an event that happens less than once per year?"

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  59. BP can afford it by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Who pays for the mistakes? Who pays for the environmental impact?

    Possibly a combination of BP and the US taxpayer - though it should be 100% BP and BP's CEO has said publicly that BP would shoulder the cost. Depending on how much pressure gets put on Congress (I'm expecting a lot) I doubt Congress is going to be in much of a mood to bail out BP especially in light of the economic conditions and the fact that the Democrats are presently in power.

    If BP were forced to shoulder the entire cost of this mistake, they would go bankrupt.

    HIGHLY unlikely. BP makes a profit of $16-20 Billion annually and has approximately $13 Billion in cash and cash equivalents right now. The total cost of the cleanup is unknown but estimates of $5 Billion have been put forth (not including litigation). For comparison the Exxon Valdez spill was estimated to cost $2 billion to clean up (not including litigation).

    That said even if it did drive BP out of business (which it won't) that is nothing to shed tears over. Companies go out of business due to greed and stupidity and poorly considered risks all the time. See Lehman Brothers if you need an example.

    1. Re:BP can afford it by spun · · Score: 1

      Not including litigation, which in itself is not including much of the actual impact because most people impacted will not have the resources to sue.

      My point is, they should pay all the cost. Which means, with certainty, people who use their products will pay the cost. Which means, people who use less of the product will not be forced to pay the costs of those who use more. It also hopefully means they won't have the cash to pay the huge bonuses to corporate high muckity-mucks. But that's not likely.

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  60. massive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    100 ton block of concrete measures about 4 by 4 by 4 yards. It's far from what I would describe as "massive" (for the purpose of capping an oil well leak).

  61. Good intentions but... by sjbe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. There was a constant inspection regime paid for entirely by the industry. In other words, there is an armed government official with absolute power to stop drilling, and his salary paid entirely by whoever owns the well and the platform.

    Bit of a conflict of interest there don't you think? Do you seriously expect an inspector to readily shut down production on the person that pays their salary? If so you are FAR more optimistic and trusting of human nature than I am.

    2. All caps on liability were removed and the owners of the well and platform were forced to pay all costs of a spills, without limit of any kind.

    I'm not aware that there are any caps on liability (please cite if you know of any) other than the flesh eating lawyers employed by the oil companies. Given the results of previous litigation the oil companies seem to be able to defend themselves rather effectively.

    3. Any evidence of ignoring of safety requirements would lead to lengthy prison sentences for all involved, and a ban on the companies involved in the accident of no less than five years from any extraction.

    Sounds great on paper but the problem is in the details. How do you decide who goes do jail and who doesn't? It is NOT an easy question to answer. Furthermore the companies involved are huge multinationals. BP isn't an American company and most of their revenue does not come from the US. Explain to me how you plan to shut down BPs operations in the US gracefully and not seriously disrupt the energy prices and product flow. If you think that is a simple thing to do you haven't really thought about it.

    1. Re:Good intentions but... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Sounds great on paper but the problem is in the details. How do you decide who goes do jail and who doesn't? It is NOT an easy question to answer. Furthermore the companies involved are huge multinationals. BP isn't an American company and most of their revenue does not come from the US. Explain to me how you plan to shut down BPs operations in the US gracefully and not seriously disrupt the energy prices and product flow. If you think that is a simple thing to do you haven't really thought about it.

      Seize their American assets and sell them to the highest bidder.

      What I'm reading here is that basically we get to put up with the destruction of a major fishery because, well, it's too hard to make a large multinational pay for their incompetence.

      In short, the environment and the livelihoods of ordinary people are expendable in the never-ending need for cheap energy. Fuck the fish, fuck the fishermen, oh, and don't expect any meaningful aid from the companies who fucked it all, because, well, that might cause some problems, and we couldn't, under any circumstances, do that.

      Tell me, what is your solution? How would you make reparations to the long list of people and businesses who are going to be fucked over by all of this? If BP shouldn't be forced at every level to pay for every aspect of this, then who should? Should anybody?

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    2. Re:Good intentions but... by sjbe · · Score: 1

      Seize their American assets and sell them to the highest bidder.

      Ahh. Expropriation is your solution? I think you are not fully considering the consequences of that action.

      What I'm reading here is that basically we get to put up with the destruction of a major fishery because, well, it's too hard to make a large multinational pay for their incompetence.

      Who said it's too hard to make them pay up? Heck, they are volunteering to pay to some degree. The question is what is an appropriate payment/sanction? Not an easy question and neither you nor I have sufficient facts to answer that at this time.

      You are proposing severe sanctions such as jail for "all involved". Does that include the oil workers on the platform? How about the accountant that does the payroll? Do you mean everyone in the company? Sure - let's send everyone who was remotely connected to this problem to jail. I'm exaggerating of course but with a point. A lynch mob mentality solves nothing. Yes, BP should be investigated in due course but let's do it in a rational and sensible manner.

      There might be criminal negligence but there also is the chance there might not be. That's why we have a justice department and a court system and if needed a legislature. IF there was incompetence rising to the level of criminality I hope appropriate parties are punished appropriately. I'm not ready at this time to declare jail time for anyone appropriate until more facts are discovered. Make no mistake I'm more than willing to consider jail time if appropriate once we learn more.

      In short, the environment and the livelihoods of ordinary people are expendable in the never-ending need for cheap energy.

      All of whom use that same "cheap" energy. You are aware of course that oil is used for far more than just energy right? Plastics, fertilizer, lubricants, coolants, detergents, medicines, asphalt, cosmetics, tar, wax, and countless other products require oil. It is an unfortunate and inescapable truth that modern society as we know it could not exist without oil. I don't like it and I'm sure you don't like it but us not liking it doesn't change a thing. If you can figure out how to eliminate the need by ALL of us for oil, I'm sure there is a Nobel prize out there for you.

      Tell me, what is your solution?

      Start by fixing the leak. Then we deal with cleanup. BP gets to pay for that plus ALL the cleanup costs. That includes lost revenue to fishermen, shipping firms, tourism, etc plus of course environmental reconstruction. There will be lawsuits and probably punitive damages like with Exxon Valdez. Change regulations to ensure that oil firms must have state of the art technology installed to prevent future leaks like this. They also should be required by law to have ready-to-go contingency plans in place in case of the failure of that technology. Finally the case should be remanded to the justice department to determine if there was any evidence of criminal negligence and appropriate action taken if any such evidence comes to light.

    3. Re:Good intentions but... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Start by fixing the leak. Then we deal with cleanup. BP gets to pay for that plus ALL the cleanup costs. That includes lost revenue to fishermen, shipping firms, tourism, etc plus of course environmental reconstruction.

      Except that the government basically underwrites everything by capping debts. I've been told on this very thread that bankrupting BP is bad. Would you be in favor, if the costs reached that level, that BP be bankrupted by the costs?

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  62. Fuck BP... by BigDeek · · Score: 1

    They fucked up big time... Hope they die slowly.

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  64. BP donated more $ to Obama... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from the time he entered the Senate until now than they did to any other politician. Welcome to Obama's "Katrina." Or his "Waterloo." Whichever you prefer. Perhaps Waterloo is more appropriate, since Obama views himself as some sort of neo-liberal emperor...

  65. Well of course, you dingbat by Petersko · · Score: 2, Informative

    "What went wrong was believing the the oil companies when they said they had a plan in the first place... the industry has a 100% track record with major oils spills."

    Let me tell you why your claim is busted thinking.

    There are hundreds of spills that you don't hear about that could have been major spills. However, the oil companies have detailed plans and procedures for how to deal with them. As a result, these spills don't become major ones, and they don't count in your grand analysis. Of course the companies have a 100% track record with major oil spills - but what percentage of "potentially" major spills do they make up? You might instead say 99% of potentially major spills are successfully contained.

    When a major spill happens people like to point and say, "Oh - they have no plan!", like there's some freaking awesome magic plan wand the oil companies could wave over the situation. Thing is, once it's a "major spill", there's no good plan. There's no easy way to deal with loose crude in large volumes on land, let alone 5000 feet under the surface of the ocean. The plan is exactly what they're doing - booms, dispersants, and now this tool they're going to try. Failing that they dig another well.

    "The contingency plan that was supposed to keep this from happening didn't get implemented or just wasn't sufficient."

    That remains to be determined. It wasn't just one plan - there were redundant precautions. Multiple equipment failures might have overcame the perfectly sound plan that works on thousands of rigs today. Maybe they got a pressure kick that nobody has ever encountered before. No matter how many redundancies you put in something, there is ALWAYS a scenario to failure. There are something like 5600 rigs drilling at present. They've got their shit together, or you'd be knee-deep in crude.

    1. Re:Well of course, you dingbat by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      When a major spill happens people like to point and say, "Oh - they have no plan!", like there's some freaking awesome magic plan wand the oil companies could wave over the situation.

      Well, obviously something on this scale (pipe snapping just above the sea floor) isn't something you can plan for.

      But it took me about 4 minutes to think up a solution to this kind of problem, and I'm rather surprised the oil industry isn't using something like it. It's not a solution that will fix the current problem, because that's a done deal, just one that could/should mean that in a similar situation you get a minimal spillage.

      Essentially, you make each segment of an oil pipe work like a vein. The built in valves stop blood from running backwards. Build something like that into each pipe segment, but use hydraulic pressure to keep the valves open. Kill the pressure and massive springs or something similar will force each valve closed. And added pressure from the well itself will just push it more closed. It is possible that it won't be 100% sealed, but it would certainly be better than the current situation.

      It has the added benefit of making it easy to shut off a well from above (just kill the hydraulic pressure), which should make oil rig fires more manageable (cut off the fuel supply), and it should work no matter where the pipe snaps.

      And since I'm not even in the oil business or have any kind of mechanical engineering degree, it shouldn't even be patentable, so while it will make the pipes a little more expensive, it can be made by any manufacturer without having to licence the technology.

  66. Re:Simpsons Did It...... by cmiller173 · · Score: 1

    Demolition Man vs. The Simpsons Movie

    Google Fight!

    http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Demolition+Man&word2=The+Simpsons+Movie

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  67. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Otherwise no significant oil contamination in ANY sensitive marshes or wetlands.

    YET. Calling the matter closed when the vast majority of the oil spill has yet to reach shore is vastly too premature.

    The fact is that oil is itself a product of natural biological processes, and nature does have mechanisms for dealing with it over time.

    "Nature" has a mechanism for dealing with it, and the operative term is "over time". The Brown Pelican, which only just recently was taken off the endangered species list, does not.

    The Gulf itself is naturally and continuously contaminated by seepage from oil deposits, to the tune of an estimated 2,000 barrels a day. Every day. Over a history of millions of years.

    And over the entire gulf. And filtered through ground sediments, not pumped up at high pressure through a bore hole. Really, people keep bringing up natural seepage, but it really just shows the contrast between nature and off shore oil rigs.

    The fact is that once this spill is contained the ecosystem will recover. It might seem to take forever if you are a fisherman working those waters, but to call it an ecological disaster is just silly.

    The Prince William Sound ecosystem has yet to fully recover.

    "Nature" will recover. The ecosystem, as in the particular ecosystem that exists there today, may not. Nature has recovered from the annihilation of over 50% of all species in a (geologically) brief period of time, but plenty of ecosystems were lost in the process.

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  68. Re:Simpsons Did It...... by azmodean+1 · · Score: 1

    Ah-nuld? I thought it was Sigourney Weaver with the "It's the only way to be safe" campaign?

  69. Shut-off valve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How hard is it to design a well-head that includes a GD shut-off valve, for just such an emergency as this? I'm talking about where the oil rig starts drilling into the sea floor. Couldn't you put a giant shut-off valve there, one tough enough to survive, oh say, an oil rig falling on it (in case that happens)? Are there no petroleum geologists who have any plumbing experience?

    1. Re:Shut-off valve by archivis · · Score: 1

      That would be the BOP which is the bit which failed.

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  70. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Informative

    YET. Calling the matter closed when the vast majority of the oil spill has yet to reach shore is vastly too premature.

    There is no particular evidence that the oil spill is inexorably destined to reach land. The spill size is currently shrinking due to various containment efforts. And likewise calling it a world changing environmental catastrophe is vastly premature when the evidence of damage is slight indeed.

    The Brown Pelican, which only just recently was taken off the endangered species list, does not.

    Oh poppycock. This does not endanger the Brown Pelican - a bird whose range covers the east, gulf and west coasts of the US, and extends all the way south to Chile.

    And over the entire gulf. And filtered through ground sediments, not pumped up at high pressure through a bore hole. Really, people keep bringing up natural seepage, but it really just shows the contrast between nature and off shore oil rigs.

    Filtered through sediments? Nonsense. You can see globs of it rising to the surface in seepage areas.

    The ecosystem, as in the particular ecosystem that exists there today, may not. Nature has recovered from the annihilation of over 50% of all species in a (geologically) brief period of time, but plenty of ecosystems were lost in the process.

    Nature and ecosystems are not static; they are in constant flux and have a high degree of resiliency and adaptability. The only real danger is that man's population growth extends to a point where it strips the planet of its biosphere to the point where recovery in not possible.

  71. Insurance by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Who pays for the mistakes? Who pays for the environmental impact?

    That's easy, insurance. It's like socialism, only private.

    If it drives up the cost of this kind of oil, that's a good thing - externalities are bad. It's too bad that other sources of oil have their externalities paid for by the government too - the market can't properly price things. Is Colorado oil shale really so expensive if you figure in the cost of oil wars?

    Apparently they used 2 out of 3 kinds of safety gizmos on this rig and skipped a half-million dollar one. The insurance policy would be higher without the additional safety gear.

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    1. Re:Insurance by spun · · Score: 1

      You would have a point, except that BP carries no insurance for spills.

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    2. Re:Insurance by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      You would have a point, except that BP carries no insurance for spills.

      It's OK to self-insure. What's not OK, at least by me, is the absolution of responsibility with the government fake-out called 'corporations'. If there was responsibility, I suspect they'd carry insurance. Instead we wind with with captured regulators issuing fines for 1% of the cost-savings of whatever bad thing that was done. Yeah, that'll show 'em boys!

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  72. Google Response Site by natehoy · · Score: 1

    http://www.google.com/crisisresponse/oilspill/

    Some good maps there, but it leads me to an interesting question...

    Select ONLY the "Observed Spill 5/4/2010". Then tell me, doesn't it look like a flamingo is about to attack Florida?

    The Birds Get Their Revenge.

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  73. Re: It's not one accident by JerryLove · · Score: 1

    "condemn an entire industry because of one accident"

    Well blowouts occur more-than-yearly with oil dumps in the tons. Add to that collapses, sinkings, pipe ruptures, and things like tanker ruptures and the numbers get very signifigant.

    This is just an unusually large instance in an unusually noticed spot.

  74. Re:Fun things to watch - you forgot Fault Creep by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

    4) (still pending) "It's because the liberals hate nukes"

    I like your thinking, but I'm not sure that nuking the well from orbit will fix anything ...

  75. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    There is no particular evidence that the oil spill is inexorably destined to reach land.

    It's not inexorable, but it's predicted to hit land in the next 3 days as winds turn unfavorable.

    And likewise calling it a world changing environmental catastrophe is vastly premature when the evidence of damage is slight indeed.

    Good thing I'm not then.

    And talking about "evidence of damage" as if present damage is all that matters and the future need not be considered is retarded.

    The potential for damage is extremely high, and is what we are all worried about. Hopefully you can at least comprehend that.

    I'll be positively ecstatic if your prediction comes true, the slick never hits land, and nothing bad happens.

    What will you say if it hits the shores and contaminates the estuaries and an already shrinking ecosystem is further damaged?

    Oh poppycock. This does not endanger the Brown Pelican - a bird whose range covers the east, gulf and west coasts of the US, and extends all the way south to Chile.

    Poppycock yourself. Do you understand that the gulf coast is an important breeding area for the pelican? Do you understand that when an animal just last year came off the endangered species list, that significant damage in the breeding season could put it right back on? But I guess because you can google up their range, you know better than the experts

    Filtered through sediments? Nonsense. You can see globs of it rising to the surface in seepage areas.

    Which are not exclusive in any way, and implying so is nonsense. Much of the oil is filtered by the sediment, so only some globs up. The fact that it's globs and not a continuous stream, and that despite 2,000 barrels a day being leaked there are not oil slicks visible by satellite, puts the lie to the idea that the natural seepage and this disaster are in any way comparable.

    Nature and ecosystems are not static; they are in constant flux and have a high degree of resiliency and adaptability. The only real danger is that man's population growth extends to a point where it strips the planet of its biosphere to the point where recovery in not possible.

    No shit they aren't static and they do have resilience, but they also aren't immortal! Plenty of ecosystems have completely ceased to be in the past, some ecosystems are vanishing right out from under our noses! We have recorded the extinction of a wide variety of animals -- ones with ranges as wide as the Brown Pelican -- because individual species are certainly not as resilient as entire ecosystems, yet the loss of individual species can affect the ecosystem as a whole.

    And in what universe do ecological disasters like this not contribute to the stresses on the biosphere that may push it past the point of recovery? Do you think the mere existence of too many humans is going to cause the collapse? Obviously not. Obviously you think that humans consuming the resources of the earth, stripping the oceans of fish and the land of forests and the Great Plains of resources in the soils and so on, will cause collapse.

    Trying to separate this disaster from that, when it is in fact a symptom of our growing demand for resources, is ludicrous and contrary to your own line of reasoning.

    Talking only about population, and not how the population manages their resources, despite some of the most polluting and most resource intensive societies being population-negative, is just silly.

    And the silliest thing of all is saying that nature itself, and to a degree specific ecosystems, are resilient, by way of implying that this negates the risk to ourselves if too many of these ecosystems are damaged. Have you not realized that one of nature's ways of adapting is by letting certain problematic species go extinct?

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  76. Re:Demolition Man Did It...... by eleuthero · · Score: 1

    Yes - I was going for funny but apparently it wasn't slashdot geeky enough of a movie to get more than a troll rating for my comment. Perhaps I should have thrown in some reference to Linux. *Sigh* Maybe I'll learn someday.

  77. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The fact is that oil is itself a product of natural biological processes, and nature does have mechanisms for dealing with it over time. The Gulf itself is naturally and continuously contaminated by seepage from oil deposits, to the tune of an estimated 2,000 barrels a day. Every day. Over a history of millions of years.

    The prairie of the American Midwest naturally deals with periodic drought in a variety of ways; we're still finding out about interesting feedback systems that operate(d) in the native grasslands. That stability didn't make it impervious to abuse by humans bent on using unsustainable farming practices that killed the soil and started the Dust Bowl.

    We do not know precisely what the introduction of a sudden, large, concentrated amount of additional seepage is going to do; we can only speculate given past experience. Past spills usually caused ecological damage that lasted for decades. Unless we want to wait for thousands of years for the ecosystem to correct itself, we're going to be responsible for doing the cleanup ourselves. It's going to be expensive, and it's rather likely that in spite of our best efforts, the Gulf's marine life will suffer severe losses. If you ignore "green" concerns, fishermen have been the first ones hurt here; the tourist industry is close behind (happy Cinco de Mayo). It won't do any favors for the region's shipping industry, either, nor for post-Katrina New Orleans.

    The fact is that once this spill is contained the ecosystem will recover. It might seem to take forever if you are a fisherman working those waters, but to call it an ecological disaster is just silly.

    What the heck would it take for you call an event an ecological disaster? Burning rivers? Blighted coral reefs? Rotting heaps of dead baby seals? Exxon-Valdez was universally called a disaster, and this has every indication of being a bigger spill. We have yet to see whether the oil will cycle inland significantly to affect US river systems and wetlands, but this WILL affect ocean life. As to "evidence" of damage, we're still waiting for the oil to come to land; Google Earth had satellite data showing that much. The hope, today, is that we won't have to wait for stupefying evidence of tragedy before taking action to mitigate its effects. Back during the Dust Bowl, the US Congress couldn't be bothered to sign in agricultural reform law until someone was able to crack the Senate's windows during a session and allow Midwestern dust to cover the room. Hopefully, we've learned something in the most-of-a-century since then.

  78. Re:Fun things to watch - you forgot Fault Creep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, no. The BP executive board.

  79. The Simplest and most effective solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enacting Communism and banning capitalism. That's right boys and girls, the mythical free market and Xtianity has created this situation that could destroy the Earth and Rational Communism is the only way to stop this. Naturlally the fucktarded USians would be against it as they are against any progress. If the USians were for progress they wouldn't have elected the oil tycoon and war criminal Shrub.

    Sincerely
    Signed: The Rest of the World

  80. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact is that once this spill is contained the ecosystem will recover. It might seem to take forever if you are a fisherman working those waters, but to call it an ecological disaster is just silly.

    The only true ecological disasters this planet faces is the accumulated biosphere pressure of human overpopulation and the occasional asteroid strikes.

    Your use of disaster seems a bit lenient:
    disaster[dih-zas-ter, -zah-ster]
    –noun
    1.a calamitous event, esp. one occurring suddenly and causing great loss of life, damage, or hardship, as a flood, airplane crash, or business failure.

    Your argument seems to be that based on current data we cannot prove hardship or death so the spill is not a disaster?
    Have you seen the size of the oil slick? (FTA)
    Sudden massive relocation of crude to the ocean surface... how is that not a disaster again?

  81. sandblasting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've read on "The Oil Drum" site that it is possible that the flow may exceed the quoted 5000k estimate. The BOP hasn't been able to close the pipe properly, and it may have managed to just make the hole smaller. Smaller hole, faster flow. If the oil carries sand it may be cutting through steel slowly and making the hole bigger until the flow slows down to where it can't eat the metal significantly any more, but by then the ability to reclose the now-damaged BOP will have diminished significantly.

  82. I doubt you are correct by tacokill · · Score: 1

    I find it amusing that the industry thought they could get away with that one. That they thought such a law could withstand the will of hordes of enraged and ruined people. No, BP is going to pay far, far more than $75 million.

    My money says you are wrong.

    This law was specifically written for exactly this type of incident. The fact that you don't think it will remain in force is naive on your part. The "industry" won't suffer until you no longer need petroleum products. Which is.....not in your lifetime.

  83. I am on the scene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the Incident Command Center in Robert, Louisiana.

    1. There was a pressure figure being batted around by the eggheads; I can't remember what it was. Sorry. Blame the 16-hour days.

    2. The official estimate of flow rate is 5K barrels/day. The real estimate, behind the scenes, is, "We have no idea." There are small spills and big ones. This is a big one. That's what we know.

    I can walk down the hall and watch the well-head video showing the oil gushing out. All I can say is, it's not a dribble. But no one thinks it will flutter the dome. The gearheads say the dicey part of the dome (we're calling it a "coffer dam") is not getting it on the leak; it's coping with the flow up on the *ship*. This hasn't been tried before.

  84. Summary of what happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is my understanding of the situation, based on reading the many posts at "The Oil Drum".

    1) There is a device called BOP (BlowOff Preventer) at the sea level that is intended to cut off flow through the pipe in an emergency. This device was activated and failed. The type of device used by BP was found in 2004 to "possibly malfunction" in deep water (sea floor was 5000 ft here). There exists a "super-BOP" device that was meant for deep water but wasn't used in this case (why?).

    2) Brazilian and Norway regulations require the BOP to be tested once installed to ensure that it can shear the pipe. It does take an extra day or two, but this test would have shown the BOP's ineffectuality and prevented this disaster.

    3) WWC is going to place the bell over the BOP to contain the oil and make it flow to a floating station above. This does not contain all the oil because it isn't possible to make a full seal on the muddy floor bed, and because even if it were possible, the oil would seep through the strata and find some other way out. So all this is, is a disaster mitigation plan, while

    4) BP is drilling another tunnel to get to the well and seal it underground. Since the well is 13000ft deep from the sea bed, that is going to take some time (months) during which the well will keep flowing. I don't know to what depth they intend to meet the well though. But that's the only way to stop this.

    5) Oil carrying sand has the ability to cut through metal once it reaches a certain velocity. Since 5000k bbl is not the entire well's design output we are assuming that the BOP has partially closed the pipe, which (since the pressure differential did not change) increases flow, therefore sandblasting the BOP and eventually cutting through it and increasing the flow to much larger numbers, now uncontrollable.

    1. Re:Summary of what happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry I meant to write "BlowOut Preventer".
      Also the flow is 5k bbl not 5000k :)
      Helps to preview I guess...

  85. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    Whenever I see something about Nature having a method or similar phrases, I remember what they call Nature's methods of population control: The Four Horsemen - War, Famine, Pestilence and Death. Saying 'Nature' has a solution should never be a shortcut to relaxing, or worse, stopping rationally assessing our own possible roles, as normally, 'Nature's' solutions are 'Darwinian'.

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  86. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Indeed.

    I have never really gotten the mentality that reasons that "nature", as in life on earth, will be okay in the long term, ergo we don't have to worry or do anything.

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  87. alt fuels by zogger · · Score: 1

    There's been some work on plant derived oils used for aviation fuel, as well as from coal. I think Virgin did some tests with palm oil, at least blends, http://motherjones.com/environment/2008/01/virgin-airlines-powered-pond-scum and the AF has been looking as well. Let me see.... OKey doke, here is a ref, made from coal (ya, still nasty, but domestic supplies are hugemongous theoretically): http://www.airforcetimes.com/news/2009/05/airforce_synthetic_fuel_050509/

    As to a wild ass way for heavy lift cargo, using no petroleum fuels, how about huge lighter than air craft, with those thin film printable photovoltaics (the "new amazing breakthrough" ones that appear here weekly, like today, then disappear the next week...) all over the lifting bag shell, and then electric motors and props? Just a thought, in a popular science cover story way..... Most likely they would have to follow the old clipper ships model of following the "trade winds" and currents, just at a higher altitude....

    Or just not ship as much stuff in the air, cargo or people. Build and grow more local, slow down this globalism a little, eat local, vacation more local, etc. Business travel..dang, work on better teleconferencing. Commuters, leave a place (the home) with a computer on a desk, travel to another place with a computer on a desk, then go home again, forever... because....I have no idea why this hasn't completely stopped yet.. Physically moving meatbags, twice a day, by the millions and millions, to sit in front of a computer screen is IMO the biggest failure of the computer information age, bar none.

    Slowing down wars, dropping such a huge demand for petroleum there as well..that could help. "War" in general, pun intended, is just too profitable. Ike warned against it, said they would accumulate too much control over policy, because the profits are obscenely huge, including this artificially enhanced demand for more petroleum fuels.

    This latest leak in the Gulf..the ultimate cost isn't calculated yet, but if it is less than tens of billions I'd be surprised. Now say they had spent those same billions actually constructing plants for manufacturing of those weekly amazing solar breakthrough products, the ones that disappear all the time...

  88. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 0, Troll

    but it's predicted to hit land in the next 3 days as winds turn unfavorable.

    There have been daily predictions of imminent landfall since the leak started. Here is one from back in April. Pardon me if projections 3 days out are taken with some degree of skepticism.

    And talking about "evidence of damage" as if present damage is all that matters and the future need not be considered is retarded.

    My point is that there have been predictions of immediate massive catastrophe for two weeks now. Hasn't happened. In the mean time the slick has actually started DECREASING in size due to various remediation actions.

    Do you understand that the gulf coast is an important breeding area for the pelican?

    Important for Brown Pelicans living in that area. The world-wide population of the Brown Pelican is around 650,000 and it is distributed throughout coastal areas of both North and South America. It is not endangered or at risk as a species by this oil spill. The article you linked is very much missing a lot of information. In fact this bird disappeared completely from Louisiana once before and came back.

    The fact that it's globs and not a continuous stream, and that despite 2,000 barrels a day being leaked there are not oil slicks visible by satellite, puts the lie to the idea that the natural seepage and this disaster are in any way comparable.

    Here is a study of a natural seep in California that totally refutes your statement.

    http://www.physorg.com/news161440137.html

  89. Not necessarily by zogger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If there is an all out no holds bar war against Iran, and it spirals out of control when China, Russia and Japan get real antsy about things, plus losing one third of the planet's oil supplies within a few days...we might not have the time to do much of anything, plus the expense would be huge.

    We can do it now, but not later, the changeover costs would be un-doable. Make sub prime so called crisis look like a 7-11 stickup. There are too many potential planet impacting black swan type events that could really screw the pooch on a smooth peaceful and economical transition to alternatives to petroleum. And once something bad happens like that, the race to own the remaining supplies could further exacerbate potential bad news situations, ie, major resource wars. Real wars, not little teeny wars like we have now.

    I agree with Ratzo, we needed a huge push starting back right after the OPEC embargo, and we dropped the ball bad. It stagnated after the tax credits ran out in the mid 80s, and weren't renewed until very recently (and I think they should come back at a full 100% to stimulate alternatives), and the oil industry all of a sudden flooded the planet with cheap oil as well back then, real cheap. That worked, killed off solar and the push for electric cars, etc for two decades more or less. They did not want any alternatives to their products to succeed. They *like* having energy monopolies and cartels, makes big money constantly with vendor lockin.

    We had electric cars a century ago. Heck, jay leno owns one, and the original batteries still work! This BS that electric vehicle aren't practical until they can go 300 miles with an onboard charge is nuts. We've had that "solution" for a long time now, it is called the 50 mile, they could build it today relatively cheaply, electric car, then the generator trailer, for those occasional long trips where you need to go that far. Most people just do not need a 300 mile range day to day to day vehicle, they just don't drive that far except once in awhile. The generator trailer could be rented for longer trips, or owned by the driver and used as an emergency whole house generator as well, for those times it is needed. This would work until such a time as they really do improve the batteries, and the battery pack doesn't cost more than the rest of the vehicle. We have boutique car builders now with examples, and home DIY guys have proven that the tech exists just swell for an electric commuter car.but no majors have them forsale yet. "coming soon" and in the meantime, look at these hydrogen million dollar prototypes we have...nuts. Or they want to push hybrids, the most rube goldberg of designs.

  90. They should have borrowed by chiph · · Score: 1

    an Energy Dome from DEVO.

    Would have saved them all that construction time and helped in the fight against bad spuds.

  91. Society by zogger · · Score: 1

    Society doesn't necessarily demand oil, what they want is affordable transportation. If it was electric and good enough, and reasonably price competitive, they would adopt it, at least in some real decent numbers. Oil for plastics could be gotten from plant sources etc.

      Now there are some niches where diesel rules, and there's no way to carry enough batteries, our tractors here for instance, but for zillions of cars on the road now..we already have the tech, they have just been real slow on getting it out there. GM and Ford both had viable electric vehicles, then they refused to sell them to the people who leased them and loved them, crushed them outright. Now, finally, with China sneaking up on them with cheap electric cars, and India not far behind, finally they will be making some. Again.

    It has really not been so much an engineering problem with electric vehicles (average US commute is reportedly 33 miles round trip..no three hundred mile range needed for millions and millions of people) as it has been political mixed with old big money having huge influence.

    I agree with you that oil is our cheapest energy dense fuel, but a lot of the costs are hidden, and are forced on us. If there was an exact extra tax on a gallon of fuel that reflected the decades long heavy US military presence in the mideast... and let's be adults and just admit that oil is 90% of the reason we have been there this long....you might have found a scosh more interest in the electrics. But that actual tax is hidden inside of "general income taxes", but we sure pay for it anyway.

    1. Re:Society by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Society doesn't necessarily demand oil, what they want is affordable transportation.

      And fertilizers. And plastics. And medicine. And petrochemicals.......

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    2. Re:Society by zogger · · Score: 1

      We can grow fertilizers, that's all we use here on this farm, both on the gardens and on our fields and pastures. Advances in green cover crop manures are getting decent, along with alternatives to sprays for a lot of uses. I was just looking at mechanical "knife rollers" for treating living mulch, they have several large scale prototypes working now, could eliminate a lot of herbicides and give the large scale organic farmer something to compete with against the all chemical "no till" farms, and drastically drop this need for so much petroleum products. Plastics can be made from plants. Pharmaceuticals are being grown now, biotech is where it is at, gene therapy and so on, that's the future.

      Don't get me wrong, my income today is 100% dependent on cheap diesel (but this could be biodiesel in the same equipment...), but we can get a lot closer to eliminating the need for oil just using the tech we already have on larger scales.

      It's not all or nothing we just need to work smarter and cut through a little of that oil industry FUD. They can make better vehicles that get double the mileage, heck, they DO make them..just don't sell them in the US, and I really can't see where European regs are all that much worse than US regs. I mean I have an 81 pickup truck that gets 40 MPG, so I *know* they can make better mileage vehicles today, they have had twenty years in materials science advances since then. They had VW rabbits back then that got 60 MPG! And they brag on stuff like..28 now, mileage like that..nuts...

      We can cut oil demand a lot of places, we just need the national will to make it so. I think the best way is the 100% tax credit, up to such and such a cost. ex: Offer an amortized ten year tax credit for electric cars, say up to 20 grand tops..we'd have dozens of models on the lots within six months. Even if some models cost more, with the first twenty grand right off the top of your tax burden, buck for buck..demand would be there, huge demand. Do the same thing with any ICE powered model that got 50 MPG or better. Stuff like that. Encourage, don't punish.

      All government does, all they *can* do, is carrot or the stick with this social engineering they do. Tax or tax-credit, Punishment, the stick, a tax, or reward, the carrot, a tax-credit. A beating, or an incentive to do something cool. You want alternatives to oil for transportation, offer 100% credits, then stand back and watch the stampede. You want alternatives to coal for electrical generation, same deal, either personal or figure out some good numbers for commercial, then stand back. Add one line to the tax form, "are you taking a personal tax credit this year for alternative energy? Add the number, attach copy of receipt. Done.

      We can't switch over night, but we do have ways to reduce petroleum demand quickly, not in all niches but in a lot of them, if there was a national will to do it, and the government just allowed it to happen in the market by offering the tax credit at credible levels. If you want to transition over say a twenty year period, well in advance of rapid decline of oil sources, the time to do it is well before that slide on that bell curve starts. Not afterwards. It won't work very well then.

  92. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    Please. I think we can safely assume that enough oil has gushed into the Gulf to ensure great, tragic and pervasive environmental damage. Just because the bodies have yet to wash ashore, we know for a fact that petroleum like this is enough to create great havoc. I find it ridiculous that you are discounting the obvious damage that has already been caused by this disaster.

  93. Big Shell, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps they're keeping a top-secret project whose goal is to rewrite human history as we know it through a massively complex AI system? Anyone?

    Snake? Snaaaaaaakeeee?

  94. BOP suspected to fail at high depths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a study in 2004 that showed the BOP type used may not operate well at the depth BP had installed it. BP used it anyway, despite there being another option (the "super-BOP") that was more expensive.

  95. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by k8to · · Score: 1

    You're right about the scale and recovery, but you're wrong that it's not an ecological disaster. It is. It's a disaster which is still unfolding, and you don't see that yet, I can only hope you will keep your eyes open and pay attention as this plays out.

    Now whether or not it's some mother-of-all-disasters catastrophe, I do not currently know. To my uneducated eye, it seems doubtful at this time.

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  96. Hundred-Ton Brick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see it now on CNN ...

    Live somewhere in the Gulf: Today BP crack scientists sent a 100-Ton Brick to the bottom of the Gulf to knock the sh*t out of the errent well. More to come.

  97. Is that big box a dome? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why they call that box they want to put over the leak a dome. It does not look like a dome to me. I propose that we call it a sarcophagus. You will remember that the containment structure they hastily built over the Chernobyl reactor was called a sarcophagus. I just like that word.

  98. best way to collect oil from the pipe... by seekertom · · Score: 1

    if there's a pipe under water that is spewing oil like a banshee, why not build an inverted funnel-shape containment unit, hook pipes between the funnel spout and a mothership/tanker above, drop the thing over the spewing pipe and suck all the oil up from there. won't catch what's already out, but ought to keep from making a bigger mess! thanks fer lis'nin' seekertom

  99. Our responsibility by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    As I see it, it is OUR responsibility to have some safety equipment on standby.

    We can tax the oil and gas industry and we can ask them to partner. But to me it makes no sense to run around pointing fingers and trying to assign blame because they are doing their BEST to produce a product we all need.

    I think we have to expect and any actuary in the insurance industry will agree that accidents will happen.

    So I agree with people who ask: "why wasn't the containment thingy already built?". An answer of its: "not cost effective" doesn't cut the mustard for me.

    When New Orleans was flooded the Army Corps of Engineers tried to fly that excuse as well!

    Not cost effective to build a dike so maybe somehow it is cost effective to flood a city? My gawd. What sort of spaghetti logic is this?

    I don't care how much it costs to build a competent containment structure. It should have been ON THE SHELF.

    There has been a long history of accidents. The failure here is the lack of leadership in those who choose to govern. Everyone knows that a company will do a risk assessment. They answer to their stock holders. Its the governments' job to govern.

    I suspect what happened might be the blow out protector tried to do its job but was not able to completely shear off the pipe. I suspect they drilled near a very over pressured zone. I suspect the well operators did everything right. I suspect as the oil and gas column overbalanced the weight of the mud it simply blew the mud from the pipe and this put the rig in a natural gas bubble which lit. There was simply nothing anyone could do about it.

    Now what we have is a very erosive fluid probably full of sand and it will eat the production casing away and by the time 2-3 months elapse which is gong to be how long it takes to contain this thing there might be a well bore that is the size of a small culvert.

    BP was not planning on putting this field into production for years. Well - its now on production!

    1. Re:Our responsibility by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

      I usually don't reply to myself... Here is another issue.

      If they hit a gas pocket then the gas will form bubbles in the drilling mud and this reduces the density. Reduce the density and the mud blows out of the hole.

      It will be a long time before we know what happened. This is if we EVER know what happened. Right now I expect some very brilliant reservoir engineers are trying to figure out what happened.

    2. Re:Our responsibility by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So I agree with people who ask: "why wasn't the containment thingy already built?". An answer of its: "not cost effective" doesn't cut the mustard for me.

      When New Orleans was flooded the Army Corps of Engineers tried to fly that excuse as well!

      Not cost effective to build a dike so maybe somehow it is cost effective to flood a city? My gawd. What sort of spaghetti logic is this?

      See, you're not looking at it right.

      You're saying okay, preventative measures or at least being prepared with an emergency plan costs (made up) $0.5 billion, the expected cost of a disaster occurring if we're not prepared is $20 billion times the probability of the disaster (which at least in the case of hurricanes, approaches 1 as time goes on). So, clearly doing nothing to prevent or prepare for disaster is the more costly option.

      You're treating that probabilistic expected-cost calculation like it's a real thing you have to deal with. You know, like a sane person. But it's still just a hypothetical future! The kind that invites people, especially greedy people, to imagine the future is how they want it to be.

      So instead, they say okay, the cost of prevention is $0.5 billion. But the cost of doing nothing, and praying that disaster doesn't strike, is between $0 and $20 depending on whether or not you do your praying in a church and put something in the offering plate. So, clearly, doing nothing and telling yourself it will all work out is the cheaper option.

      No it doesn't make sense if you're rational and care about total costs to society. It can make a lot of sense if all you care about is keeping more money in the short term and hoping you can cash out and be free of responsibility before having to pay the piper. Of course explaining this logic after the fact of your prayers' failure to prevent hurricanes is apparent makes you look pretty stupid and greedy. As it should. But still. :)

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  100. Great! by bonaldo2000 · · Score: 1

    Thus solving the problem once and for all!

  101. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human overpopulation a problem? Can you please give a refereed, peer-reviewed journal article claiming this?

  102. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Here is one from back in April. Pardon me if projections 3 days out are taken with some degree of skepticism.

    My pardon. Being skeptical of what is basically a meteorological forecast is totally understandable. You're going further and predicting that it won't happen, that's fine, that's your opinion. My opinion is that it makes sense to prepare ourselves for the worst reasonable case, and there is undeniably a reasonable potential for ecological disaster from this spill as the history of oil spills makes imminently clear.

    Of course here we are both talking like this is a fixed-size spill, like the fate of the oil currently on the surface and thus near-term weather is all that matters, when the oil is still spewing. Let's talk about what's going to happen in the aftermath of the spill when it's actually after.

    Important for Brown Pelicans living in that area. The world-wide population of the Brown Pelican is around 650,000 and it is distributed throughout coastal areas of both North and South America. It is not endangered or at risk as a species by this oil spill. The article you linked is very much missing a lot of information. In fact this bird disappeared completely from Louisiana once before and came back.

    You're missing a lot of information that wasn't in the WP article you just read. Pelicans migrate. Birds from all along the eastern seaboard will nest along the Gulf coast -- are currently nesting. The reason they vanished from Louisiana was because the species nearly went extinct, and it's only there now because of human reintroduction efforts. Pelicans are still recovering. Many animals that are taken off the endangered species list end up right back on it, should unfortunate factors turn against it. Especially things that occur when they're nesting, which is now. If a lot of pelicans die because they're trying to feed in oil-slick-covered waters (note this doesn't require the slick reach shore), and thus their breeding season isn't successful, that weakens the recovery, and leaves them vulnerable to other factors that might not be as bad otherwise, like a bad hurricane season. You're right that possibility doesn't threaten the entire species directly, and I was not trying to say it does. But it does affect the recovery and stability of the whole north east region's population.

    Which is important. Brown pelicans, plus countless other seabirds and if we're unlucky shorebirds and other animals that will be affected by the spill play important roles in the ecosystems in which they live. Unbalancing those ecosystems puts them under further stress and makes them vulnerable to further industrial accidents or natural disasters. Nature is resilient but that resilience is not infinite, and individual species can and do go extinct. Replacements for their ecological niches don't magically reappear; recovery can occur over periods far longer than human timescales.

    Just this past weekend I had face-to-face conversations with actual ornithologists experienced with endangered species recovery programs. They were concerned, ergo I am as well. You're not, but that has nothing to do with a well-informed opinion on the risk factors to the brown pelican. It's because you apparently aren't concerned with anything less than the complete collapse of the global biosphere. Well, real conservation has to start long before that's a realistic possibility or it's long too late.

    Here is a study of a natural seep in California that totally refutes your statement.

    Here's a better version where the graphic actually works which I read shortly before making those statements. It's funny because it does refute the part about there not being satellite-visible slicks, while simultaneously supporting the important point which is that the scale is vastly smaller than the major human-caused spills, and suggesting that biodegredation in the sediments as the oil

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  103. We were THAT close! by woolio · · Score: 1

    If I'm not mistaken, in the mid 1980s, only 10%-20% of our oil consumption came from the Middle East (or maybe anywhere outside the US).

    As a large percentage of our oil consumption goes toward transportation, we probably could have been completely independent of foreign oil if we wanted to within a very short time.

    But sadly, the automotive industry (and general public) weren't very motivated to make more fuel efficient cars. [I don't see the replacement of station-wagons with SUVs to be much of an improvement. ]

  104. You all missed the real story by GrifterCC · · Score: 1

    This is an obvious cover-up for the development and storage of Arsenal Gear.

  105. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish I had mod points

  106. Re:This thread is worthless without pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be fairly new to teh intertubes, son.
    "This Thread is Worthless Without Pics" is an old standby from the
    FC message boards. Indeed there used to be a funny :postpics: icon there.
    Its (humorous) use there was always in reference to a thread with some vaguely
    sexual connotation.
    Sad that this sort of internet history is getting forgotten.

  107. OH HEY would you look at that! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/05/06/latest-updates-gulf-oil-spill/

    [Updated at 12:11 p.m.] A patch of oil from the massive spill in the Gulf of Mexico has been found on Louisiana's Freemason Island Thursday, the Coast Guard reported.

    [Updated at 12:27 p.m.] Two Coast Guard teams were scrambled to reset protective booms around Louisiana's Freemason Island after it was reported oil had reached there from the Gulf of Mexico. The area is located the Chandeleur Islands off Louisiana's St. Bernard Parish. The amount of oil that reached shore was not immediately known.

    Trace amounts of sheen from the undersea gusher have been reported to have reached the shores of southeastern Louisiana over the past week, but the landfall reported Thursday marks the first confirmation of oil hitting the shore, said John Curry, a spokesman for well owner BP.

    And guess what's in the process of breeding on Freemason Island right now?

    Go Coast Guard. Here's hoping they succeed, and they can stop the damage while it's still minimal. Let's hope the booms stay this time. Not that this will help when the adult birds go to fish beyond the booms as seabirds are wont to do.

    But hey I bet you think the Coast Guard is wasting their time since the spill will just clean itself up naturally and not hurt anything, just like natural oil seeps, right?

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  108. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fact of the matter is that all that the actual damage we have documentation of so far (despite all the journalists looking for disaster evidence) are one dead jellyfish and two birds that needed to be cleaned of oil contamination. Otherwise no significant oil contamination in ANY sensitive marshes or wetlands.

    Are you really this dense??? It hasn't fucked up the land yet so we have only lost one jellyfish and two birds? What about all the ocean life?

  109. New York Times has diagram of containment dome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The New York Times has a diagram of the containment dome that shows how the oil will hopefully be trapped by the dome and then piped off to the surface. Click on the thumbnail of the diagram on the left side of the page. The system includes a second pipe that surrounds the pipe conducting the oil that is used to warm the oil so that it doesn't freeze.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/07/science/07container.html?hp

  110. Sea floor is NOT a desert by Timothy+Chu · · Score: 1

    The sea floor is a veritable desert compared to the ocean surface. The food chain starts in the first 10' of water, where plankton have access to sunlight.

    Absolutely wrong. Anybody who has ever gone diving or fishing knows that the bottom is where all the action is. A reference: http://www.fathom.com/course/10701050/session2.html
    While the food chain starts at the top, the biodiversity is accumulated near the bottom. Even if you might not care about biodiversity, commercial crab, shrimp, and lobster fisheries will depend on organisms on the sea floor to be uncontaminated, even if they do survive.

    There are creatures that will be effected by oil on the sea floor like crabs and such, but it's still better than letting it run ashore.

    Better for whom? The tourist industry?

    Briefly, oil on the ocean floor or dispersed in the water column is bad. Oil on the ocean surface is worse. And oil on the ocean surface at the shoreline and in the estuaries is an ecological catastrophe.

    Still wrong. As far as animal life is concerned, each is bad for its own reasons. Surface oil may affect animals that are visually more photogenic--birds, dolphins, seals--but oil on the bottom will make life difficult for the myriads of bottom-dwellers. Sea urchins and starfish are especially sensitive. http://echinoblog.blogspot.com/2010/05/spiny-skinned-canaries-in-coal-mine.html

    (yeah, I know I'm posting two days later)

    1. Re:Sea floor is NOT a desert by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Did you read the first paragraph of the article you linked?

      First, although animals can be found at all depths in the seas, there is a clear decrease in the amount of life with increasing depth, with a particularly marked fall between about 100 and 1,000 metres.

      According to wikipedia the area between 1000 and 4000 m (i.e. the gulf of mexico) is actually less densely populated than the deeper portions of the central ocean.

      Oil in estuaries has the most severe ecological impact for a number of reasons. First, it's relatively small sensitive area, as opposed to the seabed, which is gigantic and sensitive, or the deep water region, which is almost incomprehensibly large and relatively insensitive. Second, coast lands and estuaries are prime stops for migratory species, meaning a damage to a key estuary can damage the global population of an animal, whereas creatures who live on the seabed are generally broadly distributed. And third, like coral reefs coastal wetlands and estuaries are focal points for bio-diversity.

      From a purely commercial standpoint, crab is the only bottom dweller worth catching. I'm not from the gulf region, but when I think of crab I think of colder oceans. Shrimp and fish of commercial value are almost exclusively in the first couple hundred feet of water. Oysters and mussels are in shallow water and close to shore.

      At no point am I saying that the use of dispersant is a good thing. Just that, based on my understanding, it's better than the alternative. It really boils down to a surface area/volume problem. Is it better to foul the entire surface and all the estuaries and inlets in a region, or is it better to foul a fraction of the total water column.

  111. Re:Demolition Man Did It...... by jx100 · · Score: 1

    Sweet! Random hot naked chicks calling us on videophone!

  112. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Well here we are two weeks later. Where is the landfall of oil slicks? Where are the masses of oiled birds?

    This entire thing is going to be a case study in irresponsible journalism.

  113. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by nadaou · · Score: 1

    Well here we are two weeks later. Where is the landfall of oil slicks?

    Louisiana: http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2010/05/18/us/18spill_CA1.html

    Where are the masses of oiled birds?

    Again, Louisiana: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/16/us/16oil.html

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  114. Re:Alternatives? I'd like to see them tried... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Oh what utter baloney. One bird and is not a mass of birds. And 3 meters of coastline is not an environmental catastrophe.

    http://blog.al.com/live/2010/05/no_oil_spill_landfall_through.html

    They don't even know if the so-called "plumes" are actually oil. Let alone if the oxygen depletion is real.

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/greenspace/2010/05/gulf-oil-spill-noaa-skeptical-of-oil-plume-reports.html

    And the business you fed me about brown pelican nesting? Again false.

    "Nesting for the eastern brown pelican, in the Southeast Region, is generally confined to the Carolinas, Florida, Louisiana, and the Caribbean. "

    It is not exclusive to the Gulf like you are trying to portray.