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  1. Tookie. on Legend of Zelda Celebrates 20 Years · · Score: -1

    Stanley "Tookie" Williams was a huge fan of Zelda, and frequently played it on the jail's entertainment system. He "guarded save games with an iron fist," quoted Bob "Doober" Johnson, his cellmate.

  2. Hey... on Chinese Claim Internet Censorship Modeled on West · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Anyone seen that Yao Ming commercial where people say YO, but he's like "No, sir, it's Yao."

    IF YOU MARK THIS AS OFF TOPIC, YOU ARE DEAD WRONG. Yao Ming has everything to do with China!

  3. I believe magnetic processars are our future. on Magnetic Processors - Computing's New Future? · · Score: 0

    Magnetic processors were a hot-button issue with Stanley "Tookie" Williams. Before he was executed, he spent many sleepless nights in his makeshift jail cell clean room, fruitlessly trying to develop his own magnetic processor.

    He was quoted as saying:

    "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but magnetic processors developed by TookieCo."

    On a non related note, he also screamed out "I DIDN'T KILL THAT WHITE BITCH!" right before he was executed.

  4. Tookie. on The 10 Most Interesting People in Gaming for 2005 · · Score: 0

    It's a little known fact that Stanley "Tookie" Williams was a GENIUS with Ms. Pac Man. I'm not sure how he didn't make the list. He staunchly refused to play regular Pac Man. STAUNCHLY.

    He was the inspiration for "Pac Man Fever."

  5. The Tookster. on Hacking Santa · · Score: 0

    I bet Tookie would have thought this was HILARIOUS! Too bad he's dead, though.

    Do you think he'd object to his dead and rotting corpse being hooked up to animatronics? He could me used in mock gangfights at like, Compton Elementary. To show kids the danger of gangbanging.

  6. A great day. on Google and Red Hat added to Nasdaq · · Score: -1, Troll

    I bet Tookie would have liked to have seen this happen.

  7. It's okay. on Xbox 360 Very Unstable · · Score: 0

    Kevin Mitnick will have Linux running on it by Saturday.

  8. Hey... on Bad Day To Be Sony · · Score: 0

    I just want to know how *I* can get in on the class action lawsuit.

  9. Hmm. on Pirates Thwarted by Sonic Weapon · · Score: 0

    Haven't these people seen Batman Begins? That microwave dealie would have been way better.

  10. Thankfully... on GUBA makes Usenet search easy as Google · · Score: 0

    Thankfully USENET is still too difficult for the average, shall we say, tarduser who wants free gifts of movies, software, and music.

    People especially seemed baffled by PAR files and other USENET arcana, which is good. As a Newzbin user myself, and a binary news reader user before that, it's a common occurance to find someone who has no idea how to use PAR files.

    As USENET is made simpler and simpler, and the tired and retarded masses descend on it, we know it's not gonna last forever. It's only a matter of time before it's cracked down on.

  11. Two most? on The Man Behind Apple And Pixar · · Score: 0

    Apple and Pixar are the two most powerful "technology brands?" Wow! Steve Jobs will be so thrilled when he hears the news!

  12. Kitty. on Cross-Site Scripting Worm Floods MySpace · · Score: 0

    I feel embarassed for the guy's cat. I never saw his webpage, but I only assume he had pictures of his cat on there. That cat probably doesn't even want to be seen in public now.

  13. Joint Mumia / Mitnick thriller due next year. on CNN Interviews Kevin Mitnick · · Score: 0

    Spielberg to produce "Mumia and Mitnick: Curse of the Paparazzi."

  14. Googleface. on Google Declares War on Microsoft · · Score: 0

    Google says:

    "I'm TONY MONTANA!"

  15. My theory. on SpreadFirefox Security Breached (again) · · Score: 0

    I blame Kevin Mitnick. Or that Mumia guy. Probably Kevin Mitnick.

  16. Spaceballs. on Nobel Prize in Physics: Seeing the Light · · Score: 0

    Mel Brooks had an optical frequency comb gag all the way back in 1987.

    "Found anything yet?"

  17. This is my first post since 1999. on VIA C3 Random Number Generator Reviewed · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    Do people still post the Penis Bird?

  18. Why do so many dorky people have cats? on Cat Recognition Algorithms? · · Score: 0

    Now, there's nothing wrong with having a cat. But why the hell do so many nerdy people on the internet have websites devoted to cats and / or talk about cats on messageboards and such?

    Is owning a cat geek chic or what?

  19. Doh. on Up, Up, Down, Down: Part Two · · Score: 1

    My memory failed me. Oh well. Good thing I haven't been in a life or death situation where I had to cheat in an old Konomi game.

  20. I believe it was... on Up, Up, Down, Down: Part Two · · Score: 1

    God, I CANNOT believe I remember this. I haven't played one of those games in 10+ years.

    Isn't it UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, B, A, START ?

    That's just weird, if I got that right.

    I remember using that in the game "Contra" to get 30 or 50 lives or something.

    Oddly enough, that is the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of the article, too.

  21. That's what Indy said. on The Ultimate Video Game Library up for Auction · · Score: 1

    Did you just finish watching Indiana Jones before you posted this?

    Heh. You just made me conjure up the image of Indy on that boat in the storm (Lost Ark, I believe?), screaming "It belongs in a museum!"

    "I must keep the Sega system out of the hands of the evil Nazis! It belongs in a museum!"

  22. The reasoning for the fownfall of the Netpliance. on Say Goodbye To The Netpliance i-opener · · Score: 1

    As always, goals empower ISP-based appliance manufacturing. The integrated NetPliance opportunity works effectively with the inexpensive model it was based on. The tangent achieves a new strategies. Value-added products administrate.
    It's got to be done in the quality-oriented goals of the meta-services. If you question that, the open-ended three-week beta engendered the parallel market. For them to grow, they absolutely had to develop the resource-leveling established standards. They did not, and thus they failed.

    Leading indicators would seem to suggest that all of you establish an action item for materials. As our company President states in a recent memo about automated application frameworks, " soup-to-nuts strategic and tactical actions sign off on alliances." The growth markets align the POSIX-compliant solutions, and a competitive platform has possibilities for future technical advances.

  23. Hmm...a fitting prize. on Kasparov King No More · · Score: 1

    "I beat Gary Kasparov, and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt."

  24. Hee hee. on Fun With Nanotechnology Advances · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or do any of you NOT ever tire of saying Buckyballs? There's something inherently delightful about it! Buckyball, Buckminsterfullerine! It makes me giddy! *Laughs like a little school girl.* Buckity buck buck buckyball.

  25. Hmm... on Banning Arcades in Malaysia? · · Score: 1

    When they took video games, I didn't say anyth...oh hell. Forget it.