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  1. Finally! on Animation Tool Puts You in the Game · · Score: -1

    Finally, I can play as my RealDoll, instead of just using her as a mindless fuck-toy. The indignity ends here!

  2. And you think Linux is good enough for warships? on Windows For Warships Nearly Ready · · Score: -1

    Linux hasn't ever proven reliable in the open salt seas.

    Linux will rust up on you like nothing (unless you buy the rust proofing package.)

  3. It also comes with... on French Kids Get OSS on USB Sticks · · Score: -1

    ...one voucher for a free pack of cigarettes. Viva la France!

  4. Lukie. on Inside the Lucasfilm datacenter · · Score: -1

    I like to imagine George Lucas sitting in the middle of it, wearing a Chewbacca outfit (with the face cut out,) spinning in a chair, yelling WHEEE!

  5. Playerauctions.com on eBay Delisting All Auctions for Virtual Property · · Score: -1

    There's already been a more comprehensive place ( http://www.playerauctions.com/ ) that has been around for 5 or 6 years.

    Not as much protection as E-Bay, though.

  6. Dongles? DONGLES? on Blizzard Hints At New StarCraft, Launches Burning Crusade · · Score: -1

    With a dongle, never will I endure another restless night, worrying that my female orc warrior is being played by another man.

  7. Now space smells like shit. on Indian Rocket Blasts into Space · · Score: -1

    Where can I go for solace now?

  8. Yes! on iPhone, Apple TV Headline MacWorld Keynote · · Score: -1

    And it runs Photoshop better than a PC!

  9. Hype. on Polonium-210 Available Through Mail Order · · Score: -1

    This will probably get vastly overhyped. The fact of the matter is, you can buy MANY various things to covertly poison someone to death right at your local grocery store, for much cheaper than $69.

    While they might not be as "sexy" to kill someone with as polonium, they will work all the same.

  10. This opens up a new perspective for me. on Scientists Find New Painkiller From Saliva · · Score: -1

    Now, when I see one of those really hardcore pornos, I won't cringe when the guy spits on the girl's face after he slaps her.

  11. Awesome! on YouTube Restores Comedy Central Clips · · Score: -1

    Now I can watch my favorite high rated shows, like "That's My Bush!" and the ill fated Comedy Central Roast of Pol Pot.

  12. It does. on TV Really Might Cause Autism · · Score: -1

    TV definitely causes autism. Definitely.

    Wapner causes autism. Definitely. Fifteen minutes to Wapner.

  13. No! on One Last Spamhaus Warning Before The End · · Score: -1

    They can't power down the containment systems! ERNIE HUDSON SAVE US!

  14. Yes. on George Lucas To Quit Movie Business · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Man With No Neck: How I Survived Physical Deformity, by George Lucas (9 P.M. EST on Lifetime.)

  15. Hmm? on Stephen Hawking Asks The Internet a Question · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    That wheelchair guy, you mean?

  16. The nerve. on What Do Geek Squad Technicians Actually Do? · · Score: -1

    How dare you insult a professional with an A+ cert, you anti Buy-ite bastard.

  17. I have the answer, fruitcake. on Coping with Exam Panic Attacks? · · Score: -1

    "Cowboy (Neal) Up."

  18. Great! on All D&D Books To Be Available As PDFs · · Score: -1

    Wow! Now I can download all my AD&D referemce materials from the comfort of my own home, without the embarassment of going to a bookstore! No longer will I have to put up with jeers of laughing store workers, or "jock types" reading Maxim insulting me while I checked out "The Complete Wizard's Guide to Cone of Cold, Version 2.0.", or knowing stares of the FedEx woman delivering books to me. Xenophobia made easy, thanks AD&D!

  19. Hmm. on Two-Tier Internet & The End of Freedom of Speech · · Score: -1

    I don't have any proof, evidence, or reasons, but I'm sure we can blame the Jews for this somehow.

  20. They're easily confused. on TSA Software Bug Creates Airport Bomb Scare · · Score: -1, Troll

    I love going to the airport and seeing those trained Nigerian monkeys running the security equipment. It makes me feel so absolutely safe that airport security everywhere is ran by African immigrants.

    Seriously, can we pay money for competent people, or is that asking too goddamn much for our safety?

  21. LOTR... on LOTR Jumps the Shark · · Score: -1, Troll

    Those LOTR movies don't belong anywhere in the top 50 IMDB list, if top 100. Thanks to inter-dorks overvoting them, they are.

  22. Everquest and Nach0king. on Wikipedia Reaches 1,000,000 Articles · · Score: -1

    I remember Nach0king playing Everquest many years ago on the BRISTLEBANE server. His in-game character name was JOKAH, a gnome rogue.

    I remembered him from his EZboard moniker, Ewan AKA Nach0king.

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=ewan+AKA+ Nach0king&btnG=Search

    SMALL WORLD I say!

  23. Would Mohammed use Linux? on Ask About Life, Blogging and Linux in the Middle East · · Score: -1

    Linux is more like Jesus, where Windows is more like Heaven's Gate cult.

    That being said, do you think Mohammed was into gay men shitting on his stomach? It's called "hot karl," and I think it orginated in "the middle east" in the first place.

  24. MySpace IS scary. on MySpace Fears, Just Another Backlash? · · Score: -1

    Have you seen these goth chicks who cut themselves? Scares the SHIT out of me.

  25. What's a pederast, Walter? on Yahoo! Bans "Allah" in Screen Names · · Score: -1

    Allah was a well known homosexual pedophile with an affinity for hot karls. Should that really be someone you want as a screen name? I DON'T THINK SO, TIM.