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When Do You Fire a Headhunter?

Captain Sarcastic writes "I have been a contract programmer for a few years (with some time off when a contract-for-hire paid off and made me a full-time employee). Currently, I'm between projects, but I'm a little worried about one of the contracting companies who's helping me. First off, a little history. "Zeke" (not his real name) was with ABC Contractors (not their real name) when I first met him, and he took my resume and started processing me through the jobs that ABC had available. A bit later, Zeke left, and his replacement Yvonne (standard disclaimer) submitted me to a company (call them "Acme") for a contract-for-hire. Everything looked like a good fit, and she E-mailed me a copy of the resume they submitted to Acme. Came the interview, I realized that Zeke had left out part of my history and had mis-dated other aspects, to keep me from appearing unemployed. Like an idiot, I tried to correct this at the interview, to find out that Acme had decided that I had fabricated all of my experience, and chewed out the rep for ABC for sending an unqualified applicant. Fine, learning experience for me — double-check what the contracting company says about you, and don't try to correct things in the middle of the interview." Read below for the rest of the story. What other difficulties have others gone through with headhunters and when is it time to leave one behind? A couple months later, Zeke contacted me from his new position with Blue-Sky Consultants (standard disclaimer), and sent me on a couple of interviews. Once again, I found out he'd "corrected" my resume — the same way he did with ABC. I raised the issue with him, and he apologized and said he'd correct the resume, and he's submitted me for other positions, but none seem to have gotten to the interview stage. I suspect that he's not trying very hard, and I wonder if he's soft-pedaling submissions for me to keep his own bosses from recognizing he'd altered my resume. So, I have the following questions:
  1. Am I suspecting malice and/or clumsiness where a competitive market is the true suspect? (An answer of yes would be harder on my ego, but a relief.)
  2. Do headhunters modify resumes, and if so, should I just shut up and go with what the headhunter says? (I was always told that eventually, the truth comes out, so I'd be uncomfortable doing that, but life isn't always comfortable.)
  3. Should I tell Zeke to get lost and stay that way? (I was always told that making enemies unnecessarily was "considered harmful", but I get the impression that Zeke isn't a friend).
  4. Have fellow Slashdotters dealt with similar situations?

344 comments

  1. Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by nahdude812 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We see dishonesty from head hunters all the time. Personally I'd much rather if there was a mistake on your resume as we have it in front of us, that you point it out. For this reason, it's always good to go to an interview with 5 or so copies of your resume. If you try to cover for the contracting company's rep, now you're starting your relationship with me out by lying and covering something up. Unless you really are trying to cover something up, I guess =).

    Especially if you bring correct copies with you, I would easily believe the contracting company misrepresented you. If you're still a fit for the job, I'll be happy to talk to you.

    Also, as soon as a contracting company knowingly falsifies data about you or otherwise misrepresents you, make it clear to them that the first time was the last time. If they keep it up, drop them. Unless you're willing to move around the country a lot, there are only so many companies in a given area which are likely to have skill sets that line up with yours. You don't want your contracting company closing doors on you.

    1. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

      In my experience, headhunters are very forthright about their desire to kill people, eat them, and hang their shrunken, stuffed heads from strings around their neck. Obviously, you should fire them if they look overly hungry and there is no one else for them to eat. Or if they catch and eat people other than those you hired them to catch and eat. Employed with care and attention, though, headhunters can bring something to your business that no other employee can: abject terror in those that oppose you.

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    2. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by CorporateSuit · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This. I'm not the HR of my company, but my job includes reviewing all resumes submitted for the people who will be working under me. If I asked you in for an interview because your resume showed me that you might not be a complete knucklehead, and you tell me that the agency who sent in your resume completely fabbed it up, you still have 2 minutes to explain to me why you're not a complete knucklehead.

      Basically, you've substituted the list of skills on your resume with a single relevant skill: Honesty.

      It's up to you, in the interview, to very quickly tell me what relevant skills you DO have and why I shouldn't waste my time listening to you any further. If you can do that, your false resume doesn't preclude you from the job. I'd rather have an honest person with a remotely relevant skillset and a bad resume than an idiot with an impressive resume. That's why most businesses won't even look past the coverletters anymore, because resumes are typically crap.

      Also, as a personal note: Lighten up. Have fun with your resume and don't follow the exact rules and formats of everyone else. Keep it concise and to the point (I don't want to be bored while reading it), but also include something that will make it stand out and be memorable -- like printing it on the blank back of a page from a dinosaur coloring book. People think that HR's are robots who want to trash anything that looks individual or informal. They're humans with senses of humor, and something that will brighten their day will tend to come back and brighten yours. After I helped my wife with her resume, the next job she applied for (a bank, of all places) not only hired her, but asked if they could frame the resume on the wall.

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    3. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by bjackson1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is that you Dwight?

      Jim Halpert: Have you called any headhunters?
      Michael Scott: Any good headhunter knows that I am available.
      Dwight Schrute: Any really good headhunter will storm your village at sunset with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife.
      Jim Halpert: Right, because that's what we're talking about.

    4. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Jim+Hall · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree with the parent. It's unfortunate, but sometimes headhunters mess about with the resume before sending it on. You can reduce the odds of this happening (somewhat) by only giving the headhunter a PDF copy of your resume. They'd have to re-type the resume to edit it, and many may be unwilling to go through the effort.

      Definitely do bring copies of your resume with you to any interview, and if you find the resume they have in front of them is wrong correct it right away. Don't try to cover for the headhunter. In the original question, the submitter said he was an idiot to correct the resume during the interview - no, you weren't. As a hiring manager, I'd rather hear that the headhunter falsified your resume, than discover that you did.

      If you find a headhunter has faked your resume, I'd drop him/her right away, and insist they no longer share your info with anyone. Limit the exposure. If it happens once, it will happen again.

    5. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      i would prefer to notify them that the first time was the last time and they are to destroy or return to me any copies of resumes or other records pertaining to me, along with a signed certification that it has been done. any further deflection or waffling and they will get to talk to my lawyer instead of me.

      if you are lying on my behalf your behavior reflects on me and i do not tolerate that kind of horseshit.

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    6. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also, as soon as a contracting company knowingly falsifies data about you or otherwise misrepresents you, make it clear to them that the first time was the last time. If they keep it up, drop them.

      Too soft. For them to lie about your information to potential employers is a big no-no. I suggest dropping them immediately and going to another recruiter (it's not like there are a shortage of them out there). Only problem is that if they've made efforts on your behalf, there may be some obligation if you get hired for a position where they sent your resume (whether or not their actions resulted in your hiring).

      When you deal with a respectable recruiter, they get your approval on any changes before sending it out. Any deviation from this is a sign you need to run. Keep in mind it's YOUR reputation as well as theirs that can be affected.

      I've blacklisted recruiters because they've sent me resumes that were substantially different (as in your case) from the resume the employee handed me at the interview. Unfortunately, that means the applicant has been rejected as well -- but the only way the recruiters get it is if it hurts them in the wallet. If I hired one of those applicants, the recruiter would be *rewarded* for lying... not a good thing.

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    7. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Scary thing is that I read it almost to the end before realizing that you are not in fact talking about recruiters...

    8. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obviously, you should fire them if they look overly hungry and there is no one else for them to eat.

      Unfortunately, I am cursed with a very large head. I would need to fire them if they looked hungry at all, no matter who else was in the room.

      I'd post a link to the obligatory Far Side cartoon where a man with a ginormous head approaches a headhunter village (thus stepping into headhunter lore forever), thereby telling all you "obligatory xkcd" kids to get off my damn lawn, but I can't find a damn link to it. Maybe it's here under the onion on my belt...

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    9. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by bjourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't ask a fish how it likes to be catched. It is standard procedure for everyone to brush up their resumés, to highlight the good parts and try to hide the damaging ones. That is standard procedure not only for contractors but for everyone in the business. I'll wager to bet that whatever company you work for, they do the same thing with the products or services they sell.

      Personally, when I have worked with head hunters, I've usually used multiple CV:s for each occasion. If we have a client looking for a Java developer, highlight my Java experience, read up on what the latest and greatest Java acronyms are (JDBC, JPA, JSTL etc). Same method if the client is after an embedded Linux kernel developer. I've also had to actively hide damaging facts such that I over 15 years ago grew up in a very "bad neighbourhood" or that I once was laid off.

      The key part is to work *with* your head hunter(s) (use many, they are generally free until you get hired by a client) not against them like the OP seem to have done. You're like a team and you have a common goal. The commission and the salary. Correcting details an agency has given a client is just plain stupid. The asker could have easily avoided the situation by having "Zeke" send him the same documents he sent to the client. A sign of poor communication skills.

      Always check what the head hunters send out. One who tried to sell me, failed to produce an interview in several months. I finally got to see what he was sending to the clients. Turns out he had thoughtfully rewritten all flowing text in my CV. To bad that he was dyslectic and had misspelled every other word.. My own fault for not checking it up earlier.

      Bottom line: head hunters try very hard to sell you because the commission they get is ridiculous. Your CV is your advertising for a product which is you.

    10. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by jslater25 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This. Its a double-edged sword imho. If I were the person interviewing you and I received Zeke's version of your resume, I would not only not hire you (in order to not reward Zeke) but I would no longer use Zeke or his company to find me qualified help. Its unfortunate for you that (if you were truly qualified) you were not offered the position only because of Zeke. But that's the reason I would never use Zeke if I were in your position. One falsification on his part and I'm out the door and going to the headhunter next door.

    11. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Associate · · Score: 1

      Problem is most people in HR are those pretty girls who do an hours worth of work a day between their manicures, phone calls and facebook browsing. I've seen it too many times for it to be anecdotal. They latch onto a few key phrases to get themselves by. Ask any citing 6 Sigma or 5S what those letters really mean? All that jargon and alphabet soup can be spewed out by any idiot, and usually is.

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    12. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Commander+Doofus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, as a personal note: Lighten up. Have fun with your resume and don't follow the exact rules and formats of everyone else.

      I have to disagree. A "fun" resume makes you memorable for all the wrong reasons, it's like showing up to a first date wearing a clown wig and oversized shoes. Make your personality be what makes you stand out from the crowd. It's okay to toss out a joke or two at the interview to show you're not a stuffed-shirt, but at that point they're already interested in you.

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    13. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good advice. Follow it. Honesty is always better.

    14. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "That's why most businesses won't even look past the coverletters anymore, because resumes are typically crap."

      Interesting...this is the 2nd reference to a cover letter I've heard on /. in the past week.

      I'm actually not familiar with this...what exactly IS a cover letter, and what would make it a good one?

      My resume is more of a CV type document...skills, followed by job history with details on what skills were on what jobs. I've not had problems getting hired for contracting with that....

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    15. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I had this problem (I had taken about 8 months off before I got into my current contracting position) when two recruiters tried to bridge the gap. I flat out refused to either change the resume myself or let them change it on my behalf. Of course, it was good they mentioned it to me rather than doing it themselves and sending it out without letting me know.

      One of the two was so bad I just told them not to look for any position for me. He was hell bent that I change my dates and make it appear I am still working.

      What I learnt was that if YOU are not comfortable with your recruiter, find a better one. In the end, they all will be competing to get their candidates the same job.

    16. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Herkum01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Basically, you've substituted the list of skills on your resume with a single relevant skill: Honesty.

      Consider how under valued this skill actually is. You want to dump this guy in 2 minutes for being honest for possibly being unable to explain another persons dishonesty. On the other hand you would probably have a full scale interview with someone who lied about their resume and can BS enough about their skill set to at least seem competent.

      Any wonder people willing to lie about this stuff?

    17. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      if you are lying on my behalf your behavior reflects on me and i do not tolerate that kind of horseshit.

      Here's what I've said when people ask me to lie for them: "No. If I'm willing to lie for you, then I'm willing to lie to you."

      I simply don't trust someone who's willing to lie "for me" - especially in the instance cited - where the headhunter is really lying for himself - he wants the $$$.

      We have tens of millions of people with buyers' remorse and wrecked finances, and a global financial meltdown, because their mortgage broker lied "for" them.

    18. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by masmullin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no one knows what they mean, because they mean nothing.

    19. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by masmullin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe thats why I dont get any second dates.

      I thought it was because I brought 21 of my friends along in my Smart car.

    20. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Employed with care and attention, though, headhunters can bring something to your business that no other employee can: abject terror in those that oppose you.

      And they throw fun Windows 7 launch parties, too.

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    21. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I am working right now, I actually met the lead developer at a local users group meeting. Actually, 3/4 of our new hires on my team were brought in that way... Sad thing is they have a "preferred vendor" requirement, so basically are already "known" then forwarded to the vendor/recruiter to sign the contracts... Down side is no money can be mentioned ahead of time, and no official offer for employment can either.

      They literally went through hundreds of resumes and several dozen interviews with other candidates. I would suggest if you are unemployed, or approaching the end of a contract, that being a visible member in the user community is a good thing.

    22. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, dear. I've had to hire and fire, and apply for work. Cover letters are what tell the company you paid attention to their job ad and the fancy certification they asked for is covered by your experience with a related technology, that you're dating the boss, that you _wrote_ a significant portion of the software application they need help with, or other data that is not in a CV but might be relevant.

      I've seen all of these in cover letters. The "dating the boss" one was fascinating to deal with.

    23. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by denobug · · Score: 1

      Our company's HR are actually quite busy besides screen resume before recommending them for interviews. They also have to deal with knucklehead engineers like us who usually don't remember a thing about the exact procedures in each stages of the hiring process. Lastly I think those nice ladies working in HR would perceive your "pretty girls" comment as a compliment, they are not quite the type of people you would suggests in the tone of your comments. Not that I don't think our HR policy and processes are perfect, but at least they are doing some real work for us.

    24. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by CorporateSuit · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cover letter is basically an explanation of why they should hire you. It doesn't need to wade through the dates, reference information, and bullet points of a resume. It tends to revolve more around motivation and less around sterile data. It's simplest form is just to answer the three questions: Why I want to be hired by your company. What I can offer you. What I expect you to offer me in return.

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    25. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I guess your company is lucky. Most of the HR people I've met are bimbos. My current company had 3 women. The one who did the most work in hiring me was no bimbo. The second I don't know about. The third I had several dealings with, and she was a complete twit. She no longer works here.

      Anyway, as for "screening resumes", HR people aren't any good at that, because they have no idea what they're doing (if they did, they'd be doing our jobs (the engineers'), not working in HR). In one job, we had an HR person supposedly screening all these candidates for a contract position for us, and they were almost all completely incompetent for the skills we needed.

      IMO, a good HR person would deal with posting job openings on internet boards and looking for candidates, and then would send resumes to the hiring managers for them to look over, and would deal with all the hiring process stuff while allowing the hiring manager to do the interview and make decisions.

    26. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no one knows what they mean, because they mean nothing.

      Oh, they mean something, if you're trying to market worthless shit and make cash off of PHBs.

    27. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by lewp · · Score: 1

      We see dishonesty from head hunters all the time. Personally I'd much rather if there was a mistake on your resume as we have it in front of us, that you point it out.

      Absolutely. It's well known that most of these guys are human garbage, including the ones we work with. I would never fault you for correcting something a headhunter said about you, and if it was unflattering I would respect you more for being honest. I'm not going to lie, the best case scenario is that we never find out at all, but it will be much worse for you if it comes to light and you weren't honest about it, no matter what your recruiter did.

      Best to just fess up, but some managers are idiots so play it by ear.

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    28. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by rcolbert · · Score: 0

      "That's why most businesses won't even look past the coverletters anymore

      Problem with recruiters is that they send your resume all over without providing you the opportunity to compose a proper cover letter. Recruiters deal in volume, and use the biggest hammer possible to fit pegs of any size into holes of any shape. I've seen more bad behavior from recruiters than I would have ever imagined, including recruiters who send out resumes for clients that they don't actually represent (yet) in the hopes that if an interview is granted that they can lure the candidate to it. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy....

    29. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you are willing to knowingly screw yourself and the candidate by not hiring the best candidate for the sole purpose of "sticking it" to the recruiter by not allowing him a commission, you're an idiot.

      What you do is cancel your contract with the recruiter, citing a breach, and hire the candidate anyway. Refuse payment, essentially. If you have a contract then they are in breach of it, if you don't then it was volunteer anyway.

      Why you'd chose to screw yourself and an honest potential employee instead of screwing the recruiter is beyond me.

      By the way, if you do cancel the contract with the recruitment agency, you can almost guarantee that "Zeke" will be fired. Chances are the recruitment agency will attempt to negotiate a sweater deal to keep you as a customer as well.

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    30. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to find a way to PM you but couldn't... I just wanted to say thank you for all this helpful information. A lot of what you mentioned is what I believed to be true, but still I stuck with the oldskool method of being plain and boring. Cheers!

    31. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by tombeard · · Score: 1

      Sorry, seems I'm not logged in, but any idea how much their commission normally is? I once worked for a placement firm for $45/h and I incorporated and worked directly for $110/h but several years later.

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    32. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 2, Informative

      there's a difference between not mentioning awkward facts, sending out a CV tailored to emphasize the information about you relevant to the job and outright lying. Don't lie in the recruitment process, don't ever lie. All your employment protection goes out the window if you lied when you were recruited and you can be dumped immediately at any point afterwards.

      Knowing what documents your agent has sent to the employer may be useful so you can surgically correct them (rather than floundering about over them in the middle of the interview), but there's no guarantee that the agent will send you back what they really sent to the employer, and if they do send you the real falsified documents it becomes doubly important to correct them immediately.

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    33. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to know more about this sweater deal. It's getting cold in Chicago

    34. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey man. I was weaned on that shit. I can't xkcd and farside? (oblig. reformulation of The Far Side 's name.)

    35. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by CarpetShark · · Score: 4, Funny

      it's like showing up to a first date wearing a clown wig and oversized shoes.

      You don't have to get personal about it.

    36. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by sodul · · Score: 1

      I don't write cover letters anymore but I do get interviews at big name companies usually followed by a strong offer; to name a few: Apple, Google, Mozilla, Netflix, Palm, Yahoo.

      A few years ago, when I was still writing cover letters since I was 'junior' I did send a cover letter to Palm ... I said I was thrilled at the idea to work for Apple, oups. I got the job anyway and it convinced me that cover letters are a waste of time. Also it is quite frequent when interviewers do not bother to read the resumes because they're too busy with their work to prepare the interview.

    37. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can say this with many years of experience, and no hyperbole at all. Almost all recruiters are goddamn awful, and in many cases, much worse than that.

      I've been out of work for 3 months. In that time I've dealt with nearly *50* recruiters:

      1/2 ask for (and I'm really tired of this phrase) "The latest copy of your resume in word format". For a Linux position (often open source-based), where it is hopelessly inappropriate. I always refuse. They rarely understand why.
      80% are Indian, and have terrible English. Now, I wouldn't mind that, but they seem completely oblivious to that fact. I had to ask one women 5 times the city name - it was Culver City in the end.
      They rarely get back to you. They're in it for themselves; have absolutely no doubt about this. If you don't fix the exact bill, then you're yesterday's news. If the company they have in mind for didn't care either, then they're probably too lazy to get back to you.
      I've had about 6-7 phone interviews in that time - some with big companies you'll know. None seem to have worked out. None were via recruiters*. 50 recruiters and no interviews - doesn't that say something seriously wrong?
      Many of these recruiters will try and rush you through agreeing to a rate, before you know anything at all about the benefits they offer, per diem, etc, etc. Be very careful.
      For one Intel position, the recruiter, instead of sending me relevant information, forwarded me a bunch of very private emails from another prospective employee, including his rate negotiation, and stuff that was supposed to be secret from Intel.

      * Ok, I lied slightly. I did, finally bag an in-person interview today. Partly because the recruiter in question impressed on the company the importance of considering people who were a 100% fit (as opposed to my 97% fit), and I had to do some very quick talking in the phone interview to justify this also.

      Apart from the recent experience, I've been lied to, sworn at and generally pissed about by recruiters. It's a terribly shameful, and hopelessly unprofessional industry.

      And to compound all that, EDD is pissing me around. They've set a phone interview (at the wrong number) for Nov 2nd. (Check today's date).

      Grr.

    38. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, dear. I've had to hire and fire, and apply for work. Cover letters are what tell the company you paid attention to their job ad and the fancy certification they asked for is covered by your experience with a related technology, that you're dating the boss, that you _wrote_ a significant portion of the software application they need help with, or other data that is not in a CV but might be relevant.

      I've seen all of these in cover letters. The "dating the boss" one was fascinating to deal with.

      I suppose it depends on the country? In Australia and the UK I stopped bothering writing cover letters because no-one seemed to actually read them. Recruitment agencies only send on the CV anyway if you're applying through them. A short CV, with a summary of education, work history, skills, and my referees is all that I send these days. I haven't had any problems getting interviews and subsequently job offers with no cover letter.

    39. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I remember being told by a headhunter that including a photo on a resume is a bad idea, political correctness-wise (supposedly). Something about "having a face for engineering".

    40. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by jalet · · Score: 1

      > it's like showing up to a first date wearing a clown wig and oversized shoes

      but it CAN work, if you don't wear anything else !

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    41. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by mikael · · Score: 1

      It's your explanation why you think you are a match for their company (location, market segment, experience level, skills) in a honest but positive way.

      For entry level positions there can be as many as 100 graduates across the country competing for the same position (many just speculative). Since the company doesn't have time or money to use agencies or interview all applications, the cover letter is used as a first level filter to reduce the candidates down to handful. Some companies insist that the cover-letter (and even application form) are hand-written so that hand-writing can be analyzed to construct a psychological profile prior to a face-to-face interview. I knew people who would spend three hours carefully writing out handwritten cover letters just to pass this test.

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    42. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Rasperin · · Score: 1

      Same with the U.S. I almost never send a coverletter, my resume is 2 pages but it essentially explains what I've done at the past 4 jobs.

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    43. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Minwee · · Score: 1

      I'm actually not familiar with this...what exactly IS a cover letter, and what would make it a good one?

      Cover letters look something like this.

      It's up to you to decide if that's a good one.

    44. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weres the +1 Hilariousness dumb ass tag?

    45. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Nimey · · Score: 1

      The "dating the boss" one was fascinating to deal with.

      Do tell.

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    46. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by upuv · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Also, as soon as a contracting company knowingly falsifies data about you or otherwise misrepresents you, make it clear to them that the first time was the last time. If they keep it up, drop them."

      This is bad advice. JUST DROP THEM. No second chances. It's your life that these individuals are screwing with. Make sure all of your friends know the score with this dodgy company.

      At no time what so ever do you ever tolerate someone making up lies about you when it affects something so fundamental as your ability to earn money.

      First time it happens you WALK.
      Second time it happens you SUE. ( Yah guess what the bad head hunters will continue putting you forward even after you said don't. )

      Head hunters work for you. They get paid when they place you in a position. If all the head hunter is doing is leaving a trail of lies in front of you get rid of them FAST.

      If you find out in an interview that a head hunters has altered your information. You better have a copy of your resume with you. Point out the mistake don't dwell on it and hand out new accurate copies of the resume and continue. The interview is about you and the position not what an idiot the head hunter is. #1 ALWAYS carry spare copies of your resume. NEVER get caught with out extra's.

    47. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by cayenne8 · · Score: 0
      "Same with the U.S. I almost never send a coverletter, my resume is 2 pages but it essentially explains what I've done at the past 4 jobs."

      Really? Why so short, doesn't that show lack of experience, etc?

      Mine is pared down (I thought) to about 12 pages....I've done too much to squeeze it down to less. I have skills listed in a list first...then jobs, and about 2-3 paragraphs each with what I did in each one...

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    48. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Ok, so I'm guessing that cover letters are mostly for more junior applicants for direct W2 type jobs?

      I do all contracting now....never had done one, or come across one in recent years...

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    49. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which is what resumes used to be for.

      so cover letters are the new resume.

      frack it im going back to the military. you civilians are weird.

    50. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      One of the biggest problems is that there are people exaggerating their accomplishments, which means that headhunters may think that parts that are exaggerations are cut down and then the people reading your CV is also cutting it down.

      That means that in the end you will have a CV that has had a weight loss so great that you can read about it in the tabloid press.

      There is no good way around it except for providing references.

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    51. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by lewko · · Score: 1

      See, this is why people get scared of clowns.

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    52. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Zey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      cayenne8 (626475) wrote:

      Really? Why so short, doesn't that show lack of experience, etc? Mine is pared down (I thought) to about 12 pages....I've done too much to squeeze it down to less.

      Any more than 2 pages and a lot of CV reviewers will bin it unread. They simply don't have the time to read all of that. A 2 page CV demonstrates that you can summarise.

      By all means, take a 12 page CV in with you to the interview "to provide some further detail" if you like, but, it's the 2-3 page CV gets your foot in the door.

    53. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually it is about not letting the employer know your race, or at least giving the employer plausible denyability that your race mattered in their hiring decision.

    54. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

      That's one awesome skill in writing resumes :) Personally, i suck completely in writing resumes. Want to make my resume? ;)

      I agree with you completely that honesty is a key, along with potential. If a interviewee has potential for growth and is honest about himself, and his lackfull skills. Especially if the guy can admit what he considers hard. Also, i see that being straightforward is good. Myself i'm very open and straightforward guy, with strong opinions, to the point that i've been told that it causes sometimes some difficult situations, but my boss still appreciates for me being so straightforward, because he knows that i will let him know if something's not working right, i won't hide it. My colleagues know aswell that i will make very well known if they screw up, this makes some light competition going on constantly in our office, and everyone striking to do their best.

      Infact, i don't have any formal qualifications at all, i didn't even have normal working relationship in software engineering before this, yet, before 1st year end i were being offered managerial position which is opening within next 6months and at the same time almost 10% raise. This was last month, so during recession. Then again, i've already taken a bunch of managerial tasks, just because i can, and no one else is keeping tight enough leash on the new guys and making sure they've got stuff to do.

      Every potential employee at our company, i will also interview and check up. Maybe just because i will ask tough questions being quite straightforward ;) Oh and this is a small company, when i started i was the 3rd full time employee, by start of next month there will be 6 full time employees.

    55. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      because most companies and corporate policies are dishonest. Honest people would RUIN EVERYTHING!

      In all seriousness though, most companies are run by bullshitters who love to have their egos fed every waking second of the day. Honest people stomp on egos, honest people might be whistleblowers, honest people will disagree with shady dealings that go on inside the company.

      I know this from firsthand experience. I left my last job because of bullshit like that. Good people were getting stamped out because of new management types who were turning the company into a management clusterfuck with nothing but feel good decisions that made the upper management feel good and justified about everything they did, mostly by firing everyone who built the company from scratch or forcing them to quit, or the more insidious shit like forcing them to accept a severely reduced salary (say, from $25/hour to $10/hour, less than what the lowest positions in the company make) because their results couldnt be mapped onto a pie chart. (people who got sales by taking people out to lunch, etc were slashed because of this lovely mindset)

      Needless to say, many companies do run like that, so honesty is a trait that is looked down upon, usually because those who weren't honest rose to the top through clever bullshittery, and backstabbing. Why the hell would they hire you, unless they wanted a patsy who would take the fall if they happened to have a shady deal going on. You know, blame the new guy and all, make him serve jail time, or take the blame for an incident that happened when he wasnt around. I also witnessed that happen to one of the harder working people in that company too. Something bad happened, and this one supervisor, despite being on vacation at the time, publically receieved 100% of the blame for the incident, despite that not being their department, they were a mediator when they returned, and because they were actively involved in fixing the situation afterwards, they got fucked over by the higher-ups.

      Again, to survive in the corporate world, honesty is the worst thing you could have. Smaller companies aren't as bad, as they haven't had as much time to be infiltrated by piles of shit wearing fancy suits. So you have people looking for human traits, not corporate drone traits.

      It's a wonder that the US business world hasn't completely fallen into despair yet.

    56. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Another,+completely · · Score: 1

      The idea is that you update your CV every so often, but you send the same document to everyone. The cover letter is what you customize to the particular job you are applying for. You point out the two or three items in the CV that you particularly want this employer to notice. I agree with the other posters that it's not always necessary. If you are applying to a job that just advertised for a Chemical Engineer, without further detail, and you have a degree in Chemical Engineering, with experience as a Chemical Engineer, then a cover letter is not really called for. If the advertisement was for work in a particular branch, then you just write to point out that two years of your previous position involved work with the equipment that would be expected for that type of work.

      When processing applications, it makes a very positive impression to know that the applicant actually read the advertisement, and felt it would be worth applying for. When I receive a CV without a cover letter, I always wonder if the person just mailed off fifty of them to every address available. In cases like that, even if the person seems qualified, I sometimes wonder if they are really interested. It's not uncommon for people to turn down an interview, which is really annoying after I've taken the time to read through their application. A decent cover letter suggests that I might not be wasting my time by reading your qualifications.

    57. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      not really because most of these "agencies" are just taking your resume off Monster and stripping your name off the top and turning it in for jobs they can see but "applicants" can't see directly. The last job I was applying for 4 years ago the situation was so bad half the jobs had "no recruiters" posted because companies were tired of this kind of lying.

      The trouble is that most of these "agencies" are really just a couple of business partners that "mill" the internet. They throw all the s*** against the wall and get their commission 4 times out of 10 they're doing good. I've seen in my bosses hiring pile where two different resumes come in, one from the applicant and one from an agency (and it's obviously the same thing but edited).. but if all the company sees is the agency they don't have time to deal with "liars"... move along. Even in that case the company is "obligated" to deal with the agent that lied rather than you directly... they don't have time to deal with that.

      Worst is that this is the crap that gets people fired 5 years later when their job gets political and they make "enemies" in Accounting or HR and the company "reviews" their paperwork.

    58. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by SmilingSalmon · · Score: 1

      If your boss demands loyalty give him integrity, but if he demands integrity give him loyalty. -- Colonel John Boyd

    59. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      I'm actually not familiar with this...what exactly IS a cover letter, and what would make it a good one?

      A Cover Letter is what today's Resume _used_ to be called.

    60. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by StrategicIrony · · Score: 2, Insightful

      EVERY single CV class/book/speaker/advise bit suggests fitting your CV on a single page unless you would consider yourself "senior" at which point you might justify a second page.

      The reasoning is (and research/survey backs it up) that more content simply goes unread.

    61. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Not sure where you live, but in some places with antidiscrimination laws having a photograph will get your CV thrown in the discard pile immediately. The logic is that, because you are not allowed to discriminate on grounds of race, the person reading the CV should not be aware of race. If you put a photograph in, then they will be (at least subconsciously) biasing their judgement using this, rather than just your qualifications and history. Some places will have a secretary strip any identifying information like this before anyone reads the CV, others will just discard the CV outright.

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    62. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50 recruiters and no interviews - doesn't that say something seriously wrong?

      I dunno, does it? Sure, unemployment is up a bit, but I'm not even looking for a job and I have been getting unsolicited offers for interviews on a year old resume still kicking around in monster.com.

      I guess that might be related to the fact that I work in IT Security, and it's a bit of a hot industry for us right now.

      To get back on topic, I have nothing particularly good to say about recruiters, but nothing terrible to say either. I've never got a job from one, but I've worked with a few and they've all been American, respectful and honest.

      Honestly, the best job I ever got was from craigslist. I just got a raise last month and the company is currently growing rapidly and keeps everyone quite busy. I see several dozen decent looking IT positions on craigslist here right now.

    63. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by upuv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Putting your picture on your resume is a bad idea. Why open your self up to all sorts of discrimination? Your picture does that. There are always positive and NEGATIVE comments/thoughts when people see pictures of others. Why even have that possibility happen.

      I can not say this clearly enough.
      DO NOT INCLUDE YOUR PHOTO ON YOUR RESUME.

      And guess what. You're not as good looking as you think. More than likely you look like some one in need of attention. When I look at resumes I toss instantly the ones with photo's. Why? Most likely the person has some social issues.

      It doesn't matter if it's against the law ( CANADA ) or if it opens you up to discrimination it simple reduces your chances of getting an interview.

    64. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by jslater25 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you cannot cancel the contract AND hire the the candidate. Otherwise, I would simply do that EVERY time and not worry about paying a commission.

    65. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by SirEel · · Score: 1

      Ignorance is bliss? People constantly act in ignorance without suspiscion of what might be, because for those that are what they immediately seem, it would be rather a large insult. I for one do not appreciate being forced to prove I am what I say. That said, one who revealed the deception deserves a full interview, if only to give them a greater throwing out on their ass afterwards, if it is in fact deserved.

    66. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can if the recruiting company breached the contract. Contract is likely voidable at that point.

    67. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if it goes unread. It should be there. The cover letter should go through the items they asked for one at a time, explaining that you demonstrated this quality while doing job X, leading to increased revenue, and you demonstrated this quality while doing job Y, leading to increased revenue, etc. Then, they can refer to your resume for more information when something stimulates their curiosity. Your resume should have everything in there, well organized enough that someone reading your cover letter can scan through your resume and find a relevant piece of information, then go back to the cover letter, leading to increased revenue. Personally, my resume is 7 pages long, and none of it fluff. Oh, and use the words "leading to increased revenue" or "leading to millions of dollars in won contracts" or "leading to a cost savings of x over a 12 month period", or whatnot in your resume and cover letter. That's what they really care about.

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    68. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A good HR person will screen resumes by filtering out the ones with glaring spelling and grammatical errors, poor arranged timelines (like missing five years of work experience with no explanation), or repeated references to having an impressive knife collection (true anecdote). If they're screening for the skills of the job, they're going too far into the hiring manager's turf and need to scale it back a bit.

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    69. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Skreems · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Same with the U.S. I almost never send a coverletter, my resume is 2 pages but it essentially explains what I've done at the past 4 jobs."

      Really? Why so short, doesn't that show lack of experience, etc?

      Mine is pared down (I thought) to about 12 pages....I've done too much to squeeze it down to less.

      I had always heard that a resume should be exactly 1 page long. If you're young or incompetent it'll be 1 page of mostly filler. If you're older and have a strong career it'll be 1 page of condensed awesomeness, and you'll have plenty to fill in when asked.

      As for your 12 pages, that seems really, really excessive. If that's 12 pages of multiple-year jobs with major accomplishments at each, the technology involved in the older ones is almost certainly obsolete by now. If it's 12 pages of every minute detail of every little thing you did at each contracting job that you held for 3 months, it makes you look insecure and incapable of picking out the highlights of your career (and the recruiter / interviewer is NOT going to pick them out for you).

      What you really want is a short list of career highlights, with a sentence or two describing the old jobs and at MOST a paragraph or 3-5 bullet points describing the latest couple. More than 1 paragraph, even on the very latest job you've had, is way too much.

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    70. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Courageous · · Score: 1

      In the US, if you send in a 12 page CV, there's a fair chance that you'll just piss off the reviewers. They'll certainly think you're strange, and perhaps a bit narcissistic, for not following standard business practices. "It should NOT be there".

      C//

    71. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by bigg_nate · · Score: 2, Informative

      This one, perhaps?

    72. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Basically, you've substituted the list of skills on your resume with a single relevant skill: Honesty.

      Consider how under valued this skill actually is. You want to dump this guy in 2 minutes for being honest for possibly being unable to explain another persons dishonesty. On the other hand you would probably have a full scale interview with someone who lied about their resume and can BS enough about their skill set to at least seem competent.

      Any wonder people willing to lie about this stuff?

      That's not what he said. He said the man would have 2 minutes to explain what his actual non-fabricated skill set is (how much longer do you need to list your experience and education?). If it's still a good fit, he gets the full fledged interview. If he's honest, but still doesn't have the required skill set for the job...well, he's a nice guy, but not the guy they're looking for.

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    73. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow dude, what planet are you on?? when u have 2 versions of a resume, you have to assume both are false. so you dump the recruiter and the candidate. may not be the candidates fault really, but it's your only rational choice.

    74. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by PingPongBoy · · Score: 0

      "Also, as soon as a contracting company knowingly falsifies data about you or otherwise misrepresents you, make it clear to them that the first time was the last time. If they keep it up, drop them." ...

      At no time what so ever do you ever tolerate someone making up lies about you when it affects something so fundamental as your ability to earn money.

      For people without experience though, the misrepresenting headhunter can be the proverbial foot in the door. Experience is often useful, but with some jobs someone without experience can get in and get experienced fast without letting inexperience be an issue. In the world, there are a lot of people who will lie their way to get ahead of you, and if you have someone to do the lying for you (a headhunter is like a professional lier), you can keep up with the other bastards. If someone calls the bluff, and if your cards are really bad, you can say something like "I submitted my resume to the headhunter, who clearly misunderstood xyz for abc", so go to plan B, which is to say what you are good at, and see what happens.

      Not that I know how headhunters work in the long term, but they seem to treat each person as an asset, and if that person can be plunked into a bunch of short term projects to build up experience, then a career is in the making. If an inexperienced person gives the headhunter a chance to be a bit creative, this person can at least get some income.

      There are so many little projects and little companies that people will take a chance on hiring. Once the job is obtained, if the person is sharp and doesn't cause any problems, there's little chance someone will look for a reason to hire someone else. It's a win-win for the headhunter and the employee, as long as the truth isn't stretched to the breaking point.

      Keep in mind that all companies do a bit of "creative" marketing, so they will give employees a bit of "creativity" in their own sales pitch. Some employers look for people who can lie well enough to not scare off a client. So show your performance abilities at the audition/interview.

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    75. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Surt · · Score: 1

      2 pages is the usual limit. No one cares beyond the summary level what you did more than 5 years ago. So everything older than that gets a half page to list employer and position (last half page). One page for the last 5 years (middle). First half page is the summary of you and why you're a fit for the position. You can do more summary of you and less fit if you use a cover letter, but that's risky since cover letters frequently get binned before they reach the people who will really make the hiring decision.

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    76. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Here in the UK we don't use the term 'resume'. We have short CVs and long CVs but no resume. Generally I have my nice short CV for sending off to companies and a longer document just in case they want more details. I've never been asked for it and never had problems getting interviews.

      A CV is not necessarily the long version of a resume. They are both really the same thing and advice really does vary on what should be in a CV, how long it should be and what style it should be written in.

    77. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      I heard that advice when I first started sending out CVs. Every interviewer asked why it was so short and I told them that this was the advice I had been given. Turns out that it's not true and that a short 1-2 page CV should only ever be used a quick taster of your real, 5+ page CV. Hiring managers really want a fuller picture of what you can do which can't be presented in a 1-2 page CV.

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    78. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      anywhere that not an 'at-will' state in the US?

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    79. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by chenjeru · · Score: 1

      With the full version of Acrobat Pro, you can edit the text to your hearts content. You can also OCR the text from a PDF and copy-paste it somewhere else. While PDF formats do make messing about a bit more difficult, it's certainly not completely locked down.

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    80. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really don't get it, do you?

      Almost _every_ interview is over within 2 minutes -- the rest is just form, with a _very_ limited chance of turning up something different.

      And if you actually read what he said, there's nothing about "being unable to explain another persons dishonesty" -- he said they'd have two minutes "to very quickly tell me what relevant skills you DO have and why I shouldn't waste my time listening to you any further." Because I don't care if the candidate is the world's most honest, ethical, etc. ditch-digger; if all he knows is ditch-digging, I'm not hiring him as a sysadmin.

    81. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      I've seen all of these in cover letters. The "dating the boss" one was fascinating to deal with.

      I remember having to deal with the same letter. I miss those Whitehouse HR days.

    82. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      That's not dating! That's "learning deskwork".

    83. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by eam · · Score: 1

      A couple years after hiring me for my first job after college, my supervisor revealed that I stood out from among the other applicants primarily because I took the time to write a cover letter specific for that job to go along with my resume. I never admitted to him that I was sending out tons of resumes and I would never have had time to write a cover letter for each one. Instead I set up a form letter to generate cover letters. In addition to standard form letter stuff, I also included a sentence in each record of the data, so that the cover letters would appear to be written specific to each job I was applying for.

      I always felt that being able to fake a good cover letter was better proof of my abilities anyway.

    84. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you meet your date at www.davescircusfetishandclownworld.com. This is the only dating site I use and trust me clown wigs are a hit!

      PS

      When are they going to make two clowns one cup. I am waiting with baited breath.

    85. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      I know it's been a few days, and likely you'll not read this post. But I hope you do, because I think you're being very short-sighted.

      If you are willing to knowingly screw yourself and the candidate by not hiring the best candidate for the sole purpose of "sticking it" to the recruiter by not allowing him a commission, you're an idiot.

      No. There is no shortage of applicants in the job market, and *if* that applicant is truly the best candidate, it makes very little difference. The second-best candidate is likely very, very close in ability, etc. The gain I get from hiring the best candidate (assuming, again, that person is the best candidate) is likely smaller than the damage I (and others) suffer due to the dishonesty of the recruiter.

      What you do is cancel your contract with the recruiter, citing a breach, and hire the candidate anyway. Refuse payment, essentially. If you have a contract then they are in breach of it, if you don't then it was volunteer anyway.

      Good idea. Then when they bring my company to small claims court (and that's assuming I'm lucky enough for it to be just small claims court) my company needs to pat for legal representation. No thanks.

      Any lawyer will advise you to not hire the applicant, even if you do cite breach of contract, because you'd be increasing exposure to legal action.

      The best option is to terminate the contract, based on the breach, and not do any business with that recruiter or their candidates. If the candidate didn't properly vet their recruiter... it's too bad for them. I feel sorry for them, but it's just not worth the risk to hire them. Maybe they'll learn something from it and learn to vet their recruiters.

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    86. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      I agree with the parent. It's unfortunate, but sometimes headhunters mess about with the resume before sending it on.

      There's different levels of "messing."

      Some employment agencies want to brand their candidates so that companies are likely to work with them in the future. Tweaking the layout of a resume is, in my opinion, fair game.

      Likewise, correcting grammatical errors and "tone" on the resume is not only helpful, but a valuable service. Some people just suck at resume writing. IMO, these changes should be shared with the candidate.

      Falsification is wrong, but don't assume that changing a resume implies falsification.

    87. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Ohrion · · Score: 1

      Employers don't really care. They just want to see a list of skills, the other crap is a waste of time.

    88. Re:Personally I'd rather you were honest with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This applies to HR as well as HH.
      I've turned up for interviews to find the job is not what was described.
      The HH handed down the job description as sent to them, but it wasn't
      what the manager had submitted.

      See also: http://www.solipsys.co.uk/new/AnneLearnsToRecruit.html?Software

  2. making enemies unnecessarily by More_Cowbell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Should I tell Zeke to get lost and stay that way? (I was always told that making enemies unnecessarily was "considered harmful", but I get the impression that Zeke isn't a friend).

    That's not 'unnecessary'... the guy screwed you. Never work with him again, and advise any friends to do the same.

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    1. Re:making enemies unnecessarily by Svartalf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would have to concur.

      A reputable headhunter will typically ask you questions to ascertain if they need you to update your resume and have you do it. If there's an issue with formatting, but not content, the headhunter will show you what they've done.

      This guy is a slimeball and I've met a few like him...drop him like a hot potato and make sure your colleagues know about him as well.

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    2. Re:making enemies unnecessarily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll tell you the same thing that I tell my friends:

      Having someone find employment for you is like letting your friend set you up on a blind date: 90% of the time you'll end up unsatisfied and the third party probably told lies to both you and your blind date.

    3. Re:making enemies unnecessarily by mewsenews · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This guy is a slimeball

      "Zeke fucked with my resume and I suspect he's not trying too hard.. should I go back to him??"

      ^-- this is like asking a room full of women if you should go back to your abusive husband. the answer is glaringly obvious but the real question is if you will listen?

    4. Re:making enemies unnecessarily by DLG · · Score: 2, Informative

      Agreed 100%. I have had headhunters revise my resume from a format perspective so that it could fit within a format that the companies were looking for (often they want very little formatting) and when they did so they sent me back the revised copy.

      The only other thing I have seen them do is remove my direct contact information from resume, to prevent the company from going around them. I respect that.

    5. Re:making enemies unnecessarily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have to concur.

      A reputable headhunter will typically ask you questions to ascertain if they need you to update your resume and have you do it. If there's an issue with formatting, but not content, the headhunter will show you what they've done.

      This guy is a slimeball and I've met a few like him...drop him like a hot potato and make sure your colleagues know about him as well.

      I hardly ever deal with employment agencies and never with headhunters. I find my own jobs and I have had excellent luck so far. Headhunters are just about the most useless wastes of space that I have ever had the displeasure to encounter. Way too many of them are clueless greedy parasites, a lot of them are also corrupt and think nothing of asking you to "modify" your CV, strategically edit your employment record or commit some similarly idiotic act.

    6. Re:making enemies unnecessarily by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Yet there are entire segments of the entertainment industry (among others) based on this behavior. Not that it's healthy.

    7. Re:making enemies unnecessarily by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Good advice. I had a similar but even weirder experience, working for an IT consultancy company. One sales guy sent me to interview with a client, having already sent them my CV which he had embellished without even knowing what position I was being interviewed for. He pointed out as much when I asked him.

      I went to the interview; I mentioned the inaccuracies in my CV and told them I had very little briefing from our account manager, and if they could perhaps tell me a little more about the job? Turns out the guys interviewing me didn't know either. They hired me anyway. After that I "fired" that account manager by quitting the concultancy firm.

      Oh...and that job turned out to be pretty interesting!

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    8. Re:making enemies unnecessarily by Aeron65432 · · Score: 1

      Completely agreed. If they betrayed your trust once, they will do it again. I worked at a headhunting firm for two years, and ethics are a difficult thing in the industry, because it is cutthroat competition, and it's generally results-based, most headhunters draw most of their income from commission, not salary. That said, as others have said, they have shown they cannot be trusted. The firm I worked for was extremely honest and reputable, in that case I would have suggested to you how to change your resume, but the fact that he outright doctored your resume should be shocking...but it isn't. Some people prefer to work with headhunters, a lot of Slashdotters take a derisive tone with them. If you do like it, then when you find an honest recruiter...stick with him. We placed a guy 5 years ago in a job about 2 hours away, who was on a green card. Once he got US citizenship, he quit and called us to ask us to find something. Even if a tough market, because of their history and the knowledge our recruiter had of the guys skills, he found him a job close to home, although he did have to take a small pay cut. Recruiters can be your friend.

    9. Re:making enemies unnecessarily by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Agreed 100%. Also, do most people only work with one contracting agency when they're in that tenuous of a relationship? Last time I was looking for a job, I had 10-15 headhunters calling me about positions they had available that might fit, and I stayed in a basic (but open) relationship with all of them - whoever found the right fit first got the commission. As long as you aren't lying to any of them I didn't see a problem with it, and none of them expressed a concern with me about it.

    10. Re:making enemies unnecessarily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After graduating from university in the UK, I got in touch with a recruitment agency that I'd met at a careers fair. They had lots of contact with me and had some good discussions to see what skills I had and what I was good at. They got me into my current job and I'd definitely work with them again.

      You're quite correct when you say that you should sick with an honest recruiter. The recruitment agency I went with was my best friend at getting a first job and I'd recommend that any new graduates do the same.

  3. Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    honesty wont get you anywhere. why the fuck did you try correct it? it wouldn't bite you in the ass if you played your cards right and worked hard. they'd just overlook it if they ever found out the truth

    1. Re:Dumbass by BabaChazz · · Score: 5, Informative

      Courts have said that they can fire you without recourse and rescind any bonuses if they hired you based on a bogus resume. And that has happened repeatedly. If they find out, you may never work again; at least not in that field. Not worth the risk.

    2. Re:Dumbass by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 1

      The risk is that if you don't try to correct stuff - particularly if it falsely made you look like a better candidate - and they do realise, you'll look like somebody who considers ethics to be optional. Especially if they go look up references from "employers" during periods you were actually job seeking. Personally I would hope a responsible manager would avoid employees who are so willing to compromise their integrity. Aside from that, some folks have a moral objection to lying, particularly for personal gain. I don't think that's a bad thing.

      Were I in a position to interview staff I would certainly be inclined not to offer you a place, regardless of your technical skills, since you don't sound like you could be counted on to act in good faith. I'm even starting to doubt that your name is really "Anonymous Coward".

    3. Re:Dumbass by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      I'd post as AC too if I had that kinda dishonest work ethic. Of course if its Wendy's and you were a good fry cook, they might overlook your lies on your resume, but they would probably never offer you the management position should it come available. In all seriousness, they might not fire him, but if it was a company that depended on trusting their employees, you'd probably be tossed out by security on your ear, or at least never be offered the good positions where trust was paramount.

    4. Re:Dumbass by shogarth · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not only have courts said it, it happens all the time. My wife (a human incarnation of Catbert) has fired maybe 20 people over the last decade because they lied on their application paperwork.

      Normally it plays out that something questionable happens and the employee starts to get scrutinized. Then looky, looky, they lied on their application and are a problem. Time for security to walk them out of the building...

    5. Re:Dumbass by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The problem is this - it would require the person who hired the pup to admit that they've been taken for a sucker.

      In one of the cases, a guy was hired to be development manager and he couldn't program for toffee. There were two people already working there who knew him from before (he'd been kicked off projects they'd been on) so clearly very thorough checking of references going on here. They were a little surprised to find him walking in one morning as the boss of their boss.

      When it became evident that he was a clown the twit who hired him tried to demote him, and he (Mr Useless) threatened to sue the employer, who backed down.

      Better to just put up with it and hope he leaves of his own free will or falls under a bus. At the end of the day, it's the company's money, not his own...

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    6. Re:Dumbass by SharpFang · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and your friendly headhunters got 20 more contracts thanks to "good work" they did on these people's resumes.

      1. Modify guy's resume
      2. Send him in.
      3. Profit!
      4. ???
      5. Guy gets fired for fake resume
      6. goto 1

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    7. Re:Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If their application is so critical, why wasn't it inspected properly on hiring? Or maybe they like that system just fine and don't plan to ever "fix" it.

  4. Fool me once... by Mathinker · · Score: 1

    Look, this guy has already proved that he isn't very good. So lose him.

  5. run away by prgrmr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Find a new agency and go talk to a lawyer. Depending upon the law in your state, you may have grounds to sue the headhunting firm--and not just for money, but for a written apology and retraction to the company that you interviewed with. Your reputation in the market is crucial, and they just screwed yours.

    1. Re:run away by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I don't see damages, which is required to have a legitimate cause of action. While saying someone is "worse at their job than they really" are qualifies as defamation per se in some jurisdictions, I don't think any recognize saying someone is better at their job than they really are" as defamation...

    2. Re:run away by selven · · Score: 1

      Making a statement on someone's behalf that shows that the person is a liar seems to be pretty clearly defamation to me.

    3. Re:run away by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Remeber, it's impossible to solve any problem you have without the law! Hire a lawyer! Did you find that spelling error annoying? Hire a lawyer! Legal action is the only way to solve problems! Actually hashing out issues with other human beings is for chumps!

    4. Re:run away by nixer · · Score: 1

      Here's the damages: More than one person who has been hired by my firm has been fired for a falsified CV/résumé (here's a thought - why is it that US wants to use a French name, and the UK wants to use Latin? (Curriculum vitae) - pretty screwy...I thought we both used English, but hey...) . We check *everything* you put down. If it says that in 1988 you worked for 3 months in a pizza parlour, it gets backtracked and checked. If it doesn't add up, that's it...you're out. No "if...". No "but...". How would you like to be just settling into your job 6-7 weeks in, only to be frog-marched to the door and ejected? I can't believe this stuff still goes on...

    5. Re:run away by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't see damages

      Lost wages due to non-hiring due to the discrepancy. Non-hire damages used a lot in discrimination suits. Problem is that you'd have hard time proving this, as you'd need the cooperation of the (non)hiring company to make depositions and possibly testify.

      Also, there is loss of reputation, which is much harder to quantify.

      The problem is not that they claimed the person was "better at their job then they really are" the problem is that their actions resulted in the person being seen as dishonest.

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    6. Re:run away by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      That's probably why "Zeke" "left" "ABC" in the first place.

    7. Re:run away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't see damages at a job interview where the company views you as a liar due to a fraudulent resume? Really? Think for ten seconds.... REALLY?!

      An agent working on your behalf commits a possible crime and a certainly unethical act of resume fraud on your behalf with your name attached and without consent in a venue where you otherwise have the potential for great economic gain? Really?

    8. Re:run away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, if the head hunter had been honest and given the interviewing company your real resume you may have gotten the job. That's a real loss not just to your reputation. I would seek legal counsel against the head-hunter company.

    9. Re:run away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see damages, the headhunter who's assigned task was to find the stated individual a job made an action on behalf of the individual which makes the individual appear unemployable.

    10. Re:run away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my state it's illegal to misrepresent yourself in the application process; I can't imagine the misrepresentation is suddenly legal when it's not the applicant doing it.
      And suppose the company found out on its own and put out that he falsified his documents.

    11. Re:run away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The headhunter modified his resume.

      As a direct result when he attempted to correct the resume the potential employer implied that the entire resume was false.
      Now, an employer (who obviously liked *some form* of his resume enough to give him an interview) will not employ him at all.

      The headhunter is directly responsible for OP's lack of a job in this case.

      It doesnt mean OP would have gotten that job, it just means that the headhunter made it 100% impossible for him to get the job.

      Damages if I ever saw them.

    12. Re:run away by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because the kind of headhunting agency that is likely to do this is going to bend to your every whim.

    13. Re:run away by pitterpatter · · Score: 1

      Remeber, it's impossible to solve any problem you have without the law! Hire a lawyer! Did you find that spelling error annoying?

      Well, I would have called it a typo, but now that you mention it...

      Hire a lawyer! Legal action is the only way to solve problems! Actually hashing out issues with other human beings is for chumps!

      Right on, brother!! I think "Zeke" owes Captain Sarcastic a broken kneecap and three broken knuckles on his preferred hand, but maybe I'm too old school.

      As for you, I would consider your getting a hangnail or maybe a paper cut to be more than adequate compensation for my annoyance at your typo. ;-)

      Of course, when you mod me to oblivion, that'll be overkill.

    14. Re:run away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that everyone in French-speaking countries says CV, not résumé; that word means "summary". And "sommaire" means Table Of Contents. Go figure...

    15. Re:run away by rdnetto · · Score: 1

      Dispute with your lawyer over unpaid fees? Hire a ... oh, wait...

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    16. Re:run away by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      In Britain and the US, we use both terms. A CV is the a complete story of all of your work, educational, and related experiences. A résumé is a shorter summary of your experiences. In the US, most companies require the latter, although in academia they require the former. In the UK, most companies require a CV.

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    17. Re:run away by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Maybe I have a different perspective from everyone here in that I'm a lawyer. Abstract damages, good name, etc., sound all very nice in theory, but you'd have a difficult time proving damages.

    18. Re:run away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I have a different perspective from everyone here because my head is lodged deep in my ass.

      Fixed that for you.

  6. Fire the headhunter by gregopad39 · · Score: 1

    Fire them immediately upon the first misrepresentation.

    Sadly - the economy is driving some to engage in some unethical behavior.

    Just last month - i was shown a job posting derived from Dice - and the agency quoted me a rate which was acceptable.
    I go for the interview ( driving 480 miles ) and they call me to say there has been a restatement ( BDO ? )
    The rate is now $15 less per hour.

    I objected and decided to sell the job. At no time did I accept their posting.

    The customer called and wanted my services - but the agency felt they could have a larger margin since the economy was bad.

    They suck and I'm working - though not at the preferred assignment.

    1. Re:Fire the headhunter by maxume · · Score: 1

      The economy has very little to do with it. I guess it might be increasing the number of people who are actually confronted with a decision between integrity and money, but being poor doesn't actually change the way someone answers such a challenge.

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  7. get another but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Why work with just one? Get another. Keep Zeke around in case he does something useful.

    1. Re:get another but... by Dodder · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Are you sure you're a contractor? You sound more like a full-time employee of a contracting company.

      I don't think I've ever worked with the same head-hunter twice. There's been good and bad.

      The ones I refuse to work with any longer are the ones who weren't paying me on time.

      The ones who assist me with landing a contract for the rate I require are the ones I continue to keep in touch with.

      The one who gets me my next contract at the rate I require is the next one I will be working with. I probably haven't met that person yet. Maybe I have. It's not much of a concern to me who the middle-man to my paycheck is as long as I get my rate and paid as agreed.

    2. Re:get another but... by Dodder · · Score: 1

      How ironic. I just now received an email from a group I've done work with in the past about providing some web services. Guess it's good to have well over a dozen recruiting firms in your pocket.

    3. Re:get another but... by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Some headhunters are not worth "keeping around."

      I've had a few that repeatedly contact me to discuss completely unsuitable positions. After wasting 10 minutes on the phone trying to grasp how Position X is even remotely relevant to my skills or expectations, I finally realize that it's not me failing to understand something, it's that the headhunter has no clue what the keyword list provided by his client actually means. Then next month, same headhunter and same routine. I've even had one headhunter who would phone and email - repeatedly - about the exact same position. Based on my read of the situation it's because it kept coming available over and over again as a string of candidates were hired and quickly left in disgust.

      Sometimes the very best thing to say to such people is "look, I don't really think you understand me or my job search. Maybe it's best if you just remove my name from your database."

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  8. Why is this even a question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    He fabricated information. That reflected badly on you.

    This is beyond unprofessional, this is beyond unethical, you should not have dealt with this guy after the first incident.

  9. More harm than good by clong83 · · Score: 1

    If the guy you hired to represent you did so falsely and possibly did more harm to your reputation in your local market than good, you need to let them know and dump them. I think you did the right thing by correcting the resume in the interview. Anything else would have been your lie, not "Zeke's."

  10. Now. by FrankSchwab · · Score: 1

    When do you fire a headhunter?

    When you no longer trust them to represent you.

    Look, this isn't a marriage - you didn't promise "...til death do you part." There are no therapists specializing in helping estranged contractors/headhunters work out their problems. It's a business relationship; if they aren't producing, find someone who will. /frank

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  11. Headhunters just do this! Bring your own resume. by b1tw1ze0perat0r · · Score: 1

    Headhunters will change and brand your resume! It's happened to me many times. The also will demand a Word formatted resume -- which is ironic for a web developer position!

  12. Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful
    All the agents[1] do here is take a list of bullet points from a company, then slavishly match them against the keywords they extract from your CV (translation: resume). Not a 100% match? Easy solution: no interview. Outlandish or impossible requirements? Simple: no match - no interview. Your CV can contain the requirements the client wants, but if the keywords don't match: e.g. you say C++, they ask for "C", again: no interview.
    And they wonder why everybody, on both sides of the contract, hates them.

    [1] they're paid on commission from the employers - so that's who they "work" for.

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    1. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by jonnat · · Score: 1

      ...if the keywords don't match: e.g. you say C++, they ask for "C", again: no interview.

      I'm pretty sure your resume will match for "C" somewhere...

    2. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by jimicus · · Score: 1

      No, GP is right. The great majority of recruitment agents in the UK are a particularly braindead human implementation of grep.

      Though IME completely rewriting the CV is unusual. Reformatting is, however, the norm and they won't accept a CV in anything other than Word format.

    3. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      I would hope they would not match a C++ programmer to a requirement for a C programmer. Often programmers learn C++ and think, well I don't need to learn C as C++ is just C with OOP...which was kinda true since C is C++ predecessor but in practice its not that simple. You can take a C++ programmer, and give him a C only project, and he would be at a loss as to where to start, he would have no classes, no oop to work with, none of his methods would apply in C. Also, Normally when they want a C programmer, they are looking for small tight code, for things such as device drivers and the like, which is something that would be out of the C++ only programmers comfort zone.

    4. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why headhunters are incapable of comprehending the difference between Java and JavaScript.

    5. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by wed128 · · Score: 1

      It's better to list C and C++ seperately, if you're proficient in both. I've met several people who are proficient in one but not the other. People tend to think they're equivelent, but they're not.

    6. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by Carbaholic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      that's easy to solve, you just add an apparently blank page that says "Intentionally left blank" on the top. Then, in very very small white font, you write: "Key words that may or may not be related to my actual skills: " and then you fill the whole rest of the page with every key word imaginable.

    7. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by danlip · · Score: 1

      Mostly they want it in Word so they can remove your contact info and add theirs. It prevents the client company from screwing them over by contacting you directly. Which seems pretty reasonable. Unfortunately they are usually extremely careless so my beautifully formatted resume becomes an unreadable mess in the process.

    8. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      Agreed. At first I put C/C++ on my resume, but after the first couple interviews (which were all, naturally, for Java) I realized that I can't talk knowledgeably about C, nobody really wants an entry-level C programmer anyway.

    9. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by afidel · · Score: 1

      There are both client hired and professional hired headhunters. Good headhunters do a LOT more than just match requirements to CV. One of the best I worked with got me my first "real" IT job. He saw that I had most of the skills they were looking for and from talking with me though I was bright enough to do the job, so he took a risk and worked with me to truthfully modify my resume to more closely match the requirements and on the back end talked to the hiring manager and let them know not to blow me off just because I didn't have a ton of prior experience. He didn't get paid a lot on the contract part of the contract to hire deal so he was really sticking his neck out for me with a decent payoff for him only if I actually worked out.

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    10. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Mostly they want it in Word so they can remove your contact info and add theirs. It prevents the client company from screwing them over by contacting you directly. Which seems pretty reasonable. Unfortunately they are usually extremely careless so my beautifully formatted resume becomes an unreadable mess in the process.

      They seldom accept a CV in another format (eg. PDF) with contact info removed, however. So I don't believe that for one second.

      I am told the main reason for them being in word is their database will only index word documents.

    11. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by masmullin · · Score: 1

      ummm, I think your thought process is a little narrow... there is no reason why a competent c++ programmer cannot do c code.... Im going to throw java into this convo too.

      Hell a competent c++ programmer IS a competent C/Java programmer. you aint competent in C++ unless your competent in C (knowing c++ w/o knowing c is like an unimplemented abstract method... in an inverse sort of way). And you aint competent in Java w/o C knowledge.

      I work in a "C" shoppe and was trained in C before C++, but I would much rather be writing c++, objects are simply a tool to help write good code, alas... I do what the team lead tells me to do.

      I always find it curious how Java guys claim they "dont know c/c++"... to me its all the same, objects are just one way of keeping decoupled and reusable. The goals are the same (readability, reusability, and of course getting the job done). Sure c/c++ is a hell of a lot harder because of the additional powers, but you just have to run more tests...

      now asking a c++ programmer to write good perl/python code... thats another matter.

    12. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Someone with experience in C++ will use exceptions, STL, and the new/delete operators, because these are much nicer than the C equivalents. They'll rarely need to worry about the actual size of a data type. Knowing the C specific parts of C++ is certainly very important but that doesn't actually mean you'll know how to write a decent C program.

      I'd actually be more inclined to hire a C++ programmer for a C# project than a C project.

    13. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have trouble in C because you'd rather use objects? Odd. In my experience what we used to call "modular programming" covers 95 % of what object-oriented programming is used for. Inheritance is the only part of object-oriented programming that really gets more complicated in C, but a few well chosen interfaces usually takes care of that.

    14. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by ruewan · · Score: 1

      I have come across this a lot here in America. They often use software to screen the resumes and the software does exactly what you mention in you post. For people in IT I think this type of screen in counterproductive. The people that have all of the technologies that people list in the requirements are probably lying and if they are not know some obscure technology that this particular client is using is not going to necessarily make you more effective on the job than someone with general experience. It think that if firms would stop using the recruiting companies and take the time and money to do the recruitment themselves it would pay off.

    15. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you think the Java object model is anything like the C++ object model, then you are not a competent C++ programmer or a competent Java programmer. C++ is from the Simula school, Java is from the Smalltalk school. Aside from some superficial syntactic similarities, they are entirely different semantically.

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    16. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      They seldom accept a CV in another format (eg. PDF) with contact info removed, however. So I don't believe that for one second.

      You disbelieve his point because he has one reason (of many) why they prefer word documents?

      Do you also believe that Bush was right all the time simply because he was right once? Seriously. There are many reasons for having a word document, one of which is the easy of changing contact information. Perhaps another reason (at some firms) is the ease of changing other information. But the OP is correct, and you are an idiot.

    17. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by masmullin · · Score: 1

      I never said I have trouble with modular c programming... i simply said i'd rather use objects. why? because they are fun.

      When it comes down to it objects are just a tool

    18. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by masmullin · · Score: 1

      you've got a point with new/delete and STL. But it takes about 2 days to get over it.

      I've never seen heavy use of custom templates in professional code... most people find it difficult to debug them.

      I can't comment on exceptions. Im still haven't convinced myself that they are a good thing in c++.

    19. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately they are usually extremely careless so my beautifully formatted resume becomes an unreadable mess in the process.

      I've been hit by recruiters stuffing around with the formatting as well.

      My current employer was sent an image of my resume via email, except with my details removed and the recruiter's logo slapped on it. Very classy.
      (Fortunately my employer figuratively shrugged their shoulders and waved it away as One Of Those Things Recruiters Sometimes Do.)

    20. Re:Lucky you're not contracting in Britain by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      As a generalization I think my statement is valid, it may seem narrow to you, but then you say you learned C before you learned C++, and as such you should know better. If they do get the C job, the C++ only programmer will be scrambling to learn a C code version of what they do in C++, which makes them inefficient at best. I doubt that will matter though, as they would not get past the interview. It is hard enough for us old hands at C who do C++ to switch back to C sometimes, much less someone who has never done it. Java and C++ have some syntax similarities...I will give you that, but are nothing alike in the oo realm so a java or c++ programmer would struggle between those also, so again, you should know better...if you truly program both of these, I am starting to wonder.

  13. Headhunters by Jetrel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have owned a recruiting firm (sold it because I miss working in technology) and can tell you that most headhunters do not ever have your interest in mind. They are trying to fill a slot and make a commission from the company, no more. With the current economy you as a job seeker / contractor is a commodity that is fairly easy to find right now and will pass you over pretty quickly with little resistance unless you mean $$ to them.

    There are all types of recruiting firms and you have to remember that they are trying to sell the contracting position twice.

    1) You to the company
    2) The company to you

    The best advice I can give you is no matter what they tell you they are a sales people and to be cordial but always realize that they are there for one reason to place a body in position and reap the rewards. Also never put your eggs in one basket. Make contacts with many firms and find how/what fits for you.

    I hope this helps!

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    1. Re:Headhunters by henrywasserman · · Score: 0

      good advice.

    2. Re:Headhunters by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      In addition, don't be afraid to make contacts with potential employers directly. The best jobs I had I got by talking directly to the employer, not by going through a headhunter.

      That said, a good headhunter will have a lot of contacts you won't have.

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    3. Re:Headhunters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who contracted for several years in the software industry, I can say Jetrel's advice is sound. I would add that you should shop around, but don't apply to the same job with multiple agencies. From what I've heard, that will instantly disqualify you, because the employer will know that you're shopping around. Instead, ask for the payrate up front from several agencies, and then go with the highest rate (assuming all other variables are equal, e.g. some rare agencies will offer group health insurance).

    4. Re:Headhunters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A tactic I've increasingly seen is that a candidate registers with a recruitment company, then looks up his recruitment consultant on linkedin. That typically gets him a list of companies that his consultant has placed people with. Candidate then works down the list of recruitment consultant's contacts offering up his CV for evaluation. I welcome this approach!

    5. Re:Headhunters by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      In addition, don't be afraid to make contacts with potential employers directly. The best jobs I had I got by talking directly to the employer, not by going through a headhunter.

      I've found it far more beneficial to have a reference at the company (even if it's social) rather than working through headhunters. For one company, I got hired by a company through a reference. The headhunter I knew had trouble placing people at the same company.

    6. Re:Headhunters by mgblst · · Score: 1

      ...do not ever have your interest in mind.

      The problem is the morons who think this should be any other way. Most people you deal with don't have your interests at heart, from the sales clerk to the traffic cop. What sort of ignorance is this.

    7. Re:Headhunters by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Wow, you have a very cynical view of the world. You probably assume teachers work entirely for their paycheck (seriously, its not worth $40k/year to deal with your entitled idiot child), and doctors are only there to make money (they probably enjoy the job, as well). Headhunters may actually enjoy the job, and the satisfaction of the work (maybe).

  14. "When do you Fire a HeadHunter?" by Xeleema · · Score: 5, Funny

    I follow the three-head rule; if you can't give me three heads shrunken down and stitched up to my QA-Approved Design Specifications, then pack up your grass skirt and nose-bone buddy!

    --
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  15. Always take a copy of your CV by beebware · · Score: 3, Informative

    Always take a copy of your CV or resume to an interview: I've yet to be interviewed somewhere where the agency hasn't "tweaked" my CV in some way or another (and I've been on the receiving end as well - we were looking for a PHP programmer and the agency sent someone with a good looking CV - apart from the fact they had changed all mentions of Java to PHP: totally misrepresenting the candidate). Plus it's useful to have your own CV to refer to "just in case".
    Alternatively, don't forget to promote yourself on sites such as http://linkedin.com/ and http://careers.stackoverflow.com/ - build up your own client base and get to keep the 10-25% the agency "skims" for just download bunches of CVs from job sites, adding their logo and sending them on.

  16. Your integrity is your own by guanxi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No matter what the headhunter or someone else does, your integrity is attached to you as an individual. If you are dishonest, nobody thinks 'ABC contractor is dishonest', they think 'Captain Sarcastic is dishonest', and that follows you when you leave ABC. In fact, if they are being dishonest or even just reckless with the truth, I would avoid association with ABC; that also might follow you wherever you go.

    You also should demonstrate good judgment by avoiding embarrassing ABC, but if pressed, just say 'I'm sorry, there must have been some miscommunication, my real experience is ...' or 'there must be some mistake, let me get you a corrected resume'. Don't speculate on ABC's motives, which you probably don't know anyway. (and don't need to know; intentionally or not, ABC is unreliable). Even silently allowing important mistatements to pass is deceitful.

    Integrity is a necessary trait for anyone I work with. Others certainly don't mind or even admire someone who can deceive effectively; if someone like that hires you, you know what to expect from them.

    1. Re:Your integrity is your own by dvorakkeyboardrules · · Score: 1

      No matter what the headhunter or someone else does, your integrity is attached to you as an individual. If you are dishonest, nobody thinks 'ABC contractor is dishonest', they think 'Captain Sarcastic is dishonest', and that follows you when you leave ABC. In fact, if they are being dishonest or even just reckless with the truth, I would avoid association with ABC; that also might follow you wherever you go.

      Yes, integrity is definitely extremely important. For example, if you tell me "I quit my previous job", you could have gotten fired for:

      a) Failing a drug test
      b) Sexual harrassment
      c) Incompetence
      d) Stealing
      e) Surfing porn on the job
      f) Inability to report to work ontime and stay awake, or
      g) A multitude of smaller sins.

      I will never know the truth, since in today's environment your previous employer will only reveal, "Yes, John worked here from January 2004 until May 2009", period. No more.

      The hiring risk is on me. For that reason, I behave like I am looking at used cars. Some may be fine, but I have to assume many have been wrecked, flooded or abused in some way. I cannot trust the "salesman" (you) to tell me the truth. My job is to manage the risk for my company in the hiring decision.

      Your integrity is your own, it's attached to you as an individual, and any competent employer will DEFINITELY look at it first and foremost.

  17. I never fire a headhunter by mrsam · · Score: 1

    When I'm actively looking for a new gig (I'm a contract programmer too), I do not sit and wait for some headhunter I already talked to, to call me again. I continue aggressively pursuing all leads that open up to me.

    So, if a headhunter screws something up for me, I just make a mental note, and continue looking. The next time he calls me, I just explain why what he did was counterproductive, and didn't accomplish anything for him, or for me. No need to get emotional about it. It's business. Because X happened, next time, I'm going to do Y, and you'll need to do Z.

    Thanks for calling. Bye.

  18. As soon as they ask you for money by Titanarm · · Score: 1

    I've never had a bad experience with a headhunter, and I've never paid one a dime. The only ones I've even talked with are working on behalf of the company that is trying to hire someone. Sooooo, I would say that the moment they ask you for money you should drop them.

  19. The only problem I have had lately by codepunk · · Score: 1

    The only real problem I have had lately is with low ball offers trying to get
    a bigger margin. You know darn well none of them are charging any less but
    using the market conditions to low ball contractors. In fact I had one
    today try to drop 5 bucks off a already agreed upon rate just to see
    if I would take the bait to increase his margin. That is about the quickest
    way to get on my ignore list.

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    1. Re:The only problem I have had lately by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      We are guilty of making some low-ball offers lately. In our case (which will vary between companies of course), it is about managing risk. We are happy to take on someone at 20% discount to what they should be getting (in terms of what people started at 3 years ago), because it gives us a chance to build our team faster. In six months, we are able to hire 9 people instead of 4 if we can get a 20% discount. In a year, we can bring their salaries up and give great bonuses as well. We are able to grow, hire more people, and manage cash flow all at the same time.

      Most people seem to think it is better than waiting two months for a position to open up. For some people, they can do better in the short-term, but long-term we think our approach makes everybody a winner.

    2. Re:The only problem I have had lately by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I think I understand.

      You low-balled them by 20% and were able to hire 5 in place of 4.

      4 of those subsequently found better offers and you were able to hire 4 more for a total of 9?

      Good strategy there.

      One problem with low-balling someone is they take your job but continue the job hunt.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    3. Re:The only problem I have had lately by codepunk · · Score: 1

      Or they tell him to pack sand and move on to some other head hunter posting the same job. In addition if they are lucky
      enough to place someone accepting a low ball offer it is likely they are of low quality and will eventually harm the
      relationship with the client, looks like a win situation to me.

      I like the part about a bonus, have you ever seen a recruiting firm pay out a bonus? ba ha ha ha

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  20. Its true everywhere by parallel_prankster · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not, headhunters do this all the time. There are also these so called "consultants" that make you take an online certification exam and provide you with answers and then claim you as an expert in that area. This is disgusting, but true. Coming back to your case, in my opinion, you should 1) Get away from this guy, he is dishonest. When you go to another place, make sure you tell them that you would not like your resume altered to the point that it is incorrect/dishonest. 2) There are professional resume makers out there. Some of them are very expensive, some are reasonable. Maybe you could use their services to improve your resume and try to look for jobs yourself. There are a number of websites out there that collate job openings from other websites , this way you can see a lot of openings on one site. Job searching is pretty advanced now and its not too hard to look for positions , even contract positions by yourself.

    1. Re:Its true everywhere by Tomji · · Score: 1

      Be aware that a lot of Headhunters ask candidates on the phone/in person tests you were doing, if any at all and start preparing/feeding their future candidate the answers.
      I find it best to mix questions up or just discuss the tech items broadly, and trip "brain dump" people up.

  21. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Specialized headhunters sometimes do the job properly. At least here they have the decency to ask for a pdf-based CV and copy it by hand into their database. They also usually don't have any concrete numbers for a salary, they just send you to the company and they get paid by the companies for this.

  22. Verbally abuse him, then see how he takes it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have built my reputation on my brutal honesty. I've been overlooked and even fired for it. I'm fine with that. Zeke would hear my wrath if I found out that he lied on my behalf. There would be no point in discussing Zeke's mistake with him if I didn't hope for an opportunity to turn the episode into an understanding. How Zeke dealt with my angry tirade will define if I use his services again.

  23. As they say: Now. by BabaChazz · · Score: 1

    Look at it this way: If you lie on your resume, the company is within its rights to fire you as soon as they find out, without notice and without recourse on your side, even if you are doing an excellent job, and the courts have said that the company can retract any bonus paid to you while you work for them. Altering your resume in factual areas is basically jeopardizing your employment for the entire time you work with the company that he finds for you, and potentially your entire future career. Elsewhere here there is advice to bring copies of your correct resume with you and hand them out if it turns out you are being interviewed on the basis of a fabricated one; that's a good start, as it covers your butt and warns that company against that headhunter.

  24. You've already been "fired" by Kagato · · Score: 1

    Sorry to break it to you, but you're already been fired from Company ABC. Or at the very least you're now on the C squad, the guy they send in at the last resort.

    Also, I would not just use one company. If I'm hunting for a job I usually go for two companies. Make sure they understand that in this market you're not just sitting home twiddling your thumbs and that they better call you before submitting a resume. Outside that, move on. If company "ABC" always calls you before a submission I wouldn't even tell them you've "Fired" them.

  25. Dispose of him as you would any vampire or leech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Headhunters provide a matching service for which you and your client (the company) will pay -dearly-. On a $45/hr bid, they'll charge $20/hr for the -life of the contract!- Pretty rich for people who scan job postings, run word matches and typically don't even read your resume before submitting it.

    Indeed, that's an interesting twist. At least this guy DID read the resume. That's uncommon. Granted he lies about it, but it's still more than many do.

  26. Watch out by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

    A lot of companies won't even take calls from headhunters. You may be shooting yourself in the foot by hiring one in the first place.

    --
    There's no -1 for "I don't get it."
    1. Re:Watch out by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      on the other hand my company typically hires so few people they only post publicly as the "last resort". Each department has their favorite recruiter (different for engineers or IT folks) they can call up for 10 applicants sent to HR in a week. Between the recruiters and the stack of resumes they get from family and friends of people that are already working there 95% of open jobs are NEVER advertised to regular job seekers.

  27. When not to fire a headhunter by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    When one of the headhunters finds what you're looking for but doesn't tell you, and then hides in your garbage, it might be tempting to fire them - but it's important to remember that headhunters are very clever - by following the target discreetly in this fashion it is more probable that the target will grow complacent, and thus vulnerable to a trap.

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  28. the minute you caught the guy in a lie, fire him by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, most people don't change so the first time I caught this guy outright lying I would have dumped him (and changing your resume is not a mistake or an oops). Who knows what other lies he is telling to other people, I would steer clear.

  29. A bad headhunter gets your resume tossed by codeAlDente · · Score: 1

    If a company has previously decided that a headhunter refers unqualified clients, or edits resumes, or whatever else they find distasteful, they will be less likely to consider any resume that s/he sends. Best bet is to fire Zeke and find a headhunter with a good reputation.

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  30. I have seen placement firms help with resumes... by rdunnell · · Score: 1

    ...but I personally would not think it was acceptable for them to edit a resume without collaborating with the candidate. If they want to suggest changes and work with them, that's one thing, but changes without the candidate's knowledge are a totally different matter.

    Also, from the interviewer's point, they probably don't have the time or interest to weed through "why" it's wrong. And yeah, they may check in the future, and if stuff does not line up you might be held accountable for it. So even from an interviewer's point of view, it creates a potential problem. I would find another recruiting firm if you think it is beneficial to use one (I don't, necessarily, but it depends on your career and the types of companies you are looking for).

    P.S. To question 3 - the recruiter is not your friend.

  31. Headhunter? WTF for? by tacokill · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let me get this right, for almost 39 weeks now, we've been seeing an additional 500,000 people unemployed every two weeks. I can't pick up a paper without reading about more layoffs...

    Rather than answer the question, I'd like to pose another one: Why are headhunters even needed?

    I am an employer. I can't imagine using a headhunter right now. Why? Because there are millions of people to choose from. I don't need help finding people at all. There are more jobs than people. Call me when there are more people than jobs. That's when I need (and will pay for) a headhunter. I am 100% certain I am not alone.

    Methinks the headhunters are duping people into thinking there are more opportunities than there really are. I mean just stop for a second and think about the entire headhunting business: the employer pays a recruiter to go find him qualified candidates. Note, the employer pays for this service (usually 1 months salary, ymmv)
    Who the hell is doing that right now? Answer: nobody.

    It just an industry that is currently unnecessary. Surely, it will be needed again. But not for a while. Anyone using one to currently find a job is probably doing worse than they could do on their own. So the answer to TFA is: fire them now.

  32. Unfortunately, a lot of people want to be lied to by Rix · · Score: 1

    Even a cursory reading through a job board will tell you that many people want and expect to be lied to. Now, if someone lies to you, they only lose out if you catch them. If someone tells the truth to someone who wants to be lied to, they're guaranteed to lose out. Companies that use headhunters will disproportionately, if not always be the latter.

  33. I've worked in the industry, and... by njfuzzy · · Score: 1

    In almost every situation, a Recruiter is not working for you. The employer is the customer, and you are the commodity. So you can't really "fire" a headhunter. You can stop working with him, though. In this case, you absolutely should-- in fact, you should have after the first time his unethical behavior cost you a job.

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  34. It's your reputation.... by ewenix · · Score: 1

    Employers will quickly catch on to this type of dishonesty.
    IMHO it makes you look bad to be presented to an employer by a recruiter who is doing this.
    I would just find another (and more reputable) agency/recruiter.

  35. Employer's Perspective by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2, Informative

    We have a few recruiters sending us resumes. The only time we ever get good people from them are when there are lots of people sending us resumes directly. This puts us in the situation where we have to decide between someone with an artificially inflated salary and significantly higher risk profile if they quit in that first year.

    We also have the very real risk that the recruiter starts playing both sides of the game and going after our employees. Far too many of them are really unethical.

    We now just try and spam-block them on email and phone systems it has gotten so bad.

    Always do leg work yourself and never rely on just a recruiter. More leg work gives you much better exposure than a recruiter ever will. But I am in a different industry (consulting engineering), so YMMV.

    1. Re:Employer's Perspective by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
      In the UK it's usually the job of HR (the Human Remains dept.) to deal with and select the recruitment agencies used. They generally select only on price: i.e. the companies offering to provide a pre-selection service for the lowest commission. To get the lowest rate, clients have to enter into a "sole agency" deal - where only CVs / resumes submitted by THEM are considered.

      This gives the agencies considerable leverage with applicants - to the point where (with some high profile, large employers such as in the City of London's financial quarter) being dropped or banned by an agency can be a big deal, especially if your skills are niche.

      Do they abuse this power? yes - of course they do. From demanding references (whom they then approach to sell their services to), to manipulating your job history, to embellishments that are downright lies, to strategically using your applications to further "pet" candidates, and sending your details out just to make up the numbers - involving candidates in lots of wasted time and miles going on interviews for jobs they never stand any chance of getting.

      Fortunately, with the recession a lot more employers are advertising direct: cutting out the agencies and posting job ads. themselves. Hopefully this will kill off the less scrupulous agencies, though I have a terrible feeling that the charlatans will keep trading and it will be the honest brokers who go to the wall.

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    2. Re:Employer's Perspective by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As an engineer, I've worked with recruiters many times in the past, and never had any success with them. All my jobs I've found myself with job boards on the internet (dice.com, Craigslist, etc.), and gotten much higher salaries than with companies I've interviewed through recruiters.

      Honestly, I don't know why anyone would bother working with them. It's so easy to go direct with a company, why deal with a middleman?

    3. Re:Employer's Perspective by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      They place 90% of the ads and respond to the remaining ads. They drownd out individuals. Well, except for the underqalified, mostly Indian or Middle Eastern candidates. Hard work pays off. ...that and focus on small businesses.

    4. Re:Employer's Perspective by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      ..that and focus on small businesses.

      Yeah, that's the weird part: I've interviewed with several small businesses through recruiters, who I didn't find on the job boards. It seems a lot of small businesses only use recruiters to find people, instead of just putting their own ads up on Dice and Monster and Craigslist.

      But it's stupid, because these small businesses want to pay 20-40% less than larger companies, and then wonder why no one wants to work for them. I'm sorry, I don't buy the argument that they don't have enough money to pay larger salaries, because they obviously have enough money to pay some recruiter $20k or whatever for his commission. If they can afford that, they can afford a higher salary.

      It's all idiotic IMO, because it's not hard to put your own ad on Craigslist or Dice and find candidates yourself, or better yet just look for candidates who've put their resumes on Monster/Dice. That's exactly what happened in my last job, at a company of 20,000 employees: my to-be manager looked on Dice, found my resume, and called me directly. I came in for an interview, got the job with an appropriate salary, and started working right away. For a couple hours' work, he avoided wasting time with a middleman, and a $20k commission. The "service" these recruiters provide is questionable at best, and extremely overpriced, and is something that any decent hiring manager can do on his own. No hiring manager's time is worth more than $1k/hour, and that equates to plenty of job board trolling. Worse, I think these smaller companies that rely on recruiters try to justify smaller salaries because of the high commissions; why should I as an employee suffer with that when I can get much higher pay with companies that are smart enough to post their own ad on Craigslist?

    5. Re:Employer's Perspective by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      We've tried Monster and Craigslist, as well as several trade journals. Zero success. Ironically, the only job posting that has ever had a suitable candidate respond was the first one we posted, for free, on Google Base.

      We have also tried resume books. Also zero success. Too many of them are out of date or no longer on the market. We are in a more stable industry tenure-wise though, so that may have some impact.

      Looking for advertised positions is a fools errand. I personally have always had the best success researching companies to find out who is growing and find the right person there to talk to. All of our other staff have been through referrals. Networking is critical.

    6. Re:Employer's Perspective by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If you're looking for someone for an IT or technology-type job (engineering, etc.), your best bet IMO is Dice.com, because they tend to focus on those jobs. You need to post your positions on there, and also try looking for people who've recently posted or updated their resumes on there.

      Monster is a little too general, and personally I use Dice.com much more when I'm looking for a job, and Craigslist is a real crapshoot and kind of a pain to use, so I'll check it out but again I tend to spend more time on Dice.com.

      Just a satisfied user. But my last job came from Craigslist so YMMV.

      Personally, if there's candidates that are only working through recruiters, and not bothering to do their own job search, that's a big sign of laziness IMHO, and maybe incompetence if it's a tech job. What kind of computer expert can't use a website?

    7. Re:Employer's Perspective by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Dice looks just as bad as Monster for my field (Architectural Engineering); one query has 14 hits in the Los Angeles market, of which two were direct, and the remainder were squatted by recruiters.

      One of the direct positions is widely advertised, leaving little added value for Dice.

      I never realized how hard it is to cull applicants until owning my own business.

  36. Headhunters are clueless by sconeu · · Score: 1

    I once was working with a headhunter (after being laid off). When I sat down with them and went over what I was looking for, I flat out told them NO DATABASE -- I didn't know any DB at the time.

    So they send me out on this interview. And I get to the place and guess what? When they explain what the position is for, it's a DB position. So the very first thing I do is thank them, and tell them that I'm a bad fit, and apologize for wasting their time.

    The very next thing I did (after I got home -- pre Cell phone) was to call the headhunter agency, and tell them they were fired.

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    1. Re:Headhunters are clueless by hguorbray · · Score: 1

      Although I hadn't posted a resume for at least 3 or 4 years, until quite recently I was still getting hits for ridiculous jobs thanks to idiot headhunters.

      No I don't want to relocate from N California to West Virginia or Oklahoma for a 6 month contract......that only pays $20/hr

      Just because I worked on a Broadvision WebPortal for Nortel does not mean that I am a Nortel Certified Hardware technician.

      Although I had worked peripherally as a tester on Peoplesoft project I got a lot of hardcore Peoplesoft developer offers as well.

      and something on my resume must have indicated build/release experience, because I got a lot of calls for release/build engineering too. Fortunately I had already found a good job as a test engineer/tech writer/dev support.

      I'm just sayin'

  37. Re:Unfortunately, a lot of people want to be lied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have to lie to meet the job qualifications. Say they want 10+ years experience with .net. Just get the job on the condition of telecommuting and outsource the job to China. You can get 10 Chinese with 1 year experience each to do your job and meet the qualifications.

  38. Be honest! by edelbrp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you are lying to a company in order to satisfy some requirement of theirs you think might be silly, then they probably aren't a good fit for you anyway.

    Overselling yourself is just going to make life hard for yourself. We've hired a number of people who have oversold themselves and I think some do so because they are cocky (blah, how hard could it be?), or because they are simply ignorant of what the job entails. They flounder and eventually get let go.

    Find companies that share your sensibilities and be honest with them about what you can do and where you want to go in the long term.

  39. In this case, immediately. by thesandbender · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can use what every euphemism you want... doctoring, massaging, fluffing, polishing, etc the resume (they're all as dirty as they sound). Potential employers all call it *lying*. There are several things you need to keep in mind here.

    1. You probably just killed any chance of getting hired with that company, ever. If you walk into an interview and impress them, they'll usually keep you on a short list and even try to find appropriate matches for you. If you lie (doesn't matter if it was you or the headhunter), you go on the black list.

    2. HR departments may not talk to each other but technical staff certainly do. I'm originally from the DFW area and it's basically six degrees of telecom employment. If you make a substantial impression, good or bad, other people are going to find out about it.

    3. Ultimately... represent yourself. It's a lot more work, but you pick who you engage and how you engage them. You're going to pick engagements that benefit you. Headhunters don't care... the want their cut and then they move on. If you're serious about contracting you need to build personal relationships and trade on that reputation.

    Finally, I'd report these clowns to the BBB. If you have a good relationship with a lawyer you might want to get their opinion on this. The headhunter is acting as an agent on your behalf and if they doctored your resume you may actually have some legal recourse (IANAL).

    1. Re:In this case, immediately. by dollargonzo · · Score: 1

      Having worked with a variety of headhunters, and interviewed at companies that work with a lot of headhunters, the companies do not expect the head hunters to be honest, but they certainly expect you to be. the first thing I do at the beginning of every interview I go on is give them a copy of my resume I know is correct and basically say "I don't know what the headhunter gave you, but here's a correct copy."

      Also, you can work with more than one head hunter at a time; there's no reason to work with only one. If the lying one keeps getting you good interviews, then ask him not to "fix" your resume, but I wouldn't worry about it too much.

      That being said, there are plenty of headhunters that do what I call "marking their territory." A lot of companies maintain a database of potential candidates and their resumes. If and when you get a position, they pay the headhunter who found you, but oftentimes they will pay whoever put you into the system first. So, headhunters will scour job boards and tell you about wonderful positions they've found and how they have a really good relationship with the hiring manager (who they don't know) and ask you if you're OK with them talking to company. When you agree, they simply submit your resume to the companies candidate database. Other recruiters will know this and will therefore have no incentive to work with you. If you are in need of a job or you might have liked it anyway, everyone wins, but most of the time it's just a way to squeeze their competition and it can really screw you because plenty of companies won't "expire" the candidate entry for a year or two. When you need a job down the road a little, recruiters won't work with you because someone else has basically excluded you (for their purposes) from a number of good places.

      If you suspect your headhunter may be doing this, then tell them sternly that you do not permit them to submit your resume anymore ANYWHERE.

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  40. Working with headhunters -- think like a swinger by watanabe · · Score: 1

    I office in the middle of a headhunter firm right now, and I just finished having lunch with one a couple days ago where she talked to me about their business. Here is the summary:

    1) They just match your name and experience against a request from a client -- it's all keyword search all the time.
    2) Skip the cover letter, it wastes their time -- just a 'I'm looking for work in these areas' will do fine, thank you
    3) E-mailing the Resume is the way to go, there are well established processes to get your e-mail in the system
    4) Send out resumes to as many recruiters as you can stomach -- companies frequently just use one recruiter, so you need to make sure that you fulfill the breadth side of the equation by getting onto as many databases as possible.
    5) Recruiters hate hard questions and anomalies and prefer no hassle. This is probably why your resume is getting edited, even though it's an unethical thing to do.

    Okay, so all that said, I would recommend you:

    a) Make something useful sounding that you can say you've been doing in your non-work time, like an open source project, or a website catering to charities who want to learn about technology, or whatever. You can then gloss your layoff time at the end, saying "when I am not working, I volunteer with ... or build this cool ". This is the ethical version of lying on your resume

    b) Complain to the recruiter's boss, but don't expect to get anywhere.

    c) Think like a swinger man -- the more the merrier! Get out there and find 30 tech recruiters. They certainly aren't more committed to you than that.

  41. When Do You Fire a Headhunter? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    The day before you hire him.

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    Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
  42. Do people pay head hunters? by dave562 · · Score: 1

    The premise of the question asks when to fire a head hunter. That leads me to believe that they have been hired, and are being paid. I've never paid for a head hunter and I get at least one or two job offers a month. I have my resume up on Dice and a few other sites, and over the course of the last couple of years I have submitted my resume for some positions advertised on Dice. Often times those positions are just reposted by hiring agencies and when I apply for the job, they keep my resume on file. Some of them have been pretty worthless, like CyberCoders. Others have been fairly competent, like TekSystems. The TekSystems recruiter I worked with really helped me come up with a good format for my resume. My latest job opportunity came in through LinkedIn of all places.

  43. Drop Him!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Am I suspecting malice and/or clumsiness where a competitive market is the true suspect? (An answer of yes would be harder on my ego, but a relief.)

    Both,
    The market is competitive, and often the requirements are insane, because companies know great people are looking for jobs and they have the time to find the perfect fit. However, for each time they submit your name in the pot, he is screwing you out of a potential future job with that company. Many companies do actually keep that resume on file and match to see if you submitted before or someone else. Many do not like double submissions. If you get marked down as a liar, you might be black listed. Clearly, he screwed you with at least one company.

          2. Do headhunters modify resumes, and if so, should I just shut up and go with what the headhunter says? (I was always told that eventually, the truth comes out, so I'd be uncomfortable doing that, but life isn't always comfortable.)

    Many do not modify them, themselves. They have you modify them often. For example, when I used to go the head-hunter route, I would submit a 'general' resume so I hit on as many possible key words. Then when I get the call from them, I will talk about my history in more detail and the positions they have. Usually the general resume is not submittable for a job. For example, they are trying to find a Database Analyst, then I will strip out other parts and write in more the DBA work I have done. I do not lie, but I try to find where I fit. If they are modifying your resume, they are not representing you, they are only hurting you so that they may get their money.

          3. Should I tell Zeke to get lost and stay that way? (I was always told that making enemies unnecessarily was "considered harmful", but I get the impression that Zeke isn't a friend).

    Tell him to get lost.

          4. Have fellow Slashdotters dealt with similar situations?

    Yes, the recruiters are usually bulk guys/gals who do not know much, but do most of the leg work. It is the managers in those companies that actually know what they are doing. If you are not talking to them from time to time, or the recruiter is shielding you from them, they are often screwing you, especially if it continues past a first submission and no interview, or talking takes more then a week.

  44. Never. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Because you never hire one. Because that would mean you would need to hire a headhunter first. Or else your headhunter will not be specially selected for greatness, and thus fail to select a specially selected headhunter or other person for greatness. But you can't hire that headhunter because you don't have a headhunter. Because... *fast forward* becthawomeywonethiahedutefioeyueauallnbes$i%os+n|r:r_e{e@a_... *head explodes* ...

    Wait, let me start again... *rewinds* ...

    Because you never hire one. Because that would mean you FAIL.

    (Aaaah, that's better... No stupid reasoning and thinking. Man, the Internet is great!)

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    Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  45. When Do You Fire a Headhunter? by pete-classic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    About three fuck-ups ago.

    -Peter

  46. Re:Dispose of him as you would any vampire or leec by durdur · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's not a good deal for employee or employer. Plus, there are a lot of recruiters who don't add any value in terms of finding you a position. They pretend to, but don't, have a better "in" with employers than you have. They troll job boards, company sites, LinkedIn and the like - which you could do just as well, and cut out the middleman. Even better, use your own network - people who know you and your skills. Personally I've never been hired through a headhunter, as employee or contractor. I have worked with them occasionally when I've been on the hiring side - sometimes they do dig up good candidates but usually not.

  47. You need to find a new headhunger by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
    1. There is no excuse for dishonesty. If you had represented yourself honestly from the beginning, none of this would have happened. Yes, I am assigning the blame to you. You should have fired this headhunter after this first (extremely serious) offense
    2. The only unilateral modifications that a headhunter should be doing to your resume is removing your contact information and standardizing the format. Any other modification should first be cleared with you. A good headhunter will help you improve your resume, but ultimately it is your resume.
    3. You should not be rude to Zeke, but you must discontinue working with him.
    4. No, I have not dealt with such a situation, because what Zeke did was a truly exceptional display of unprofessionalism. You're done working with him. Be cordial, but be finished
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  48. Recruiters tend to be idiots by kheldan · · Score: 1

    I've had recruiters/headhunters who read through my resume, bring me in for an interview, have me spell out for them in detail what my experience and skills are, then stare at me blankly for a few moments and ask me in all seriousness "So what do you do?". I'm not kidding you. It would be helpful if these people were more than just salespeople/paper-pushers, it would help if they had some idea of what the work entails.

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    Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
    1. Re:Recruiters tend to be idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can tell someone what you do, and they dont understand what you do, then you need to work on selling your skills.

  49. I think lying would do it by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    I think fudging your resume is a big red flag.

    If they're lying to clients, they're probably lying to you.

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  50. You correct it. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You correct it. You take your lumps with this employer. And you drop the guy who hacked your resume.

    It's OK so shorten your resume. It's not OK to falsify anything on it.

    You should have dropped 'em the first time. Now that you know this guy fakes resumes you should never touch him again.

    You may be having trouble now because there's two versions of your resume getting to some HR departments and you're flagged as a fake. If you keep getting no-replies you may need to include a cover letter explaining that a(n unnamed) headhunter had previously "enhanced" your resume and circulated this false version, that this one is true and correct, and you no longer do business with him.

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  51. It's supposed to be a relationship by starfishsystems · · Score: 1

    I've known some good recruiters and a lot of mediocre ones, but I'll tell you one thing they all have in common. They all tell me how important it is for us to coordinate on making the approach to a prospective client/employer.

    It's entirely possible that I will find the prospect on my own, and it's always in my interest to do so. The recruiter meanwhile gets some mileage simply from being able to say to a client, "Look, here's a synopsis of all the great candidates we have for you. Let me know if you're interested in any of them." A long and illustrious list is impressive. Having my credentials on there adds to its value, even if nothing else ever develops.

    In return, I have an arrangement with the recruiter in which he or she checks in with me to get permission to send the client my resume and talk about setting up a meeting. That's our chance to be sure we're not both making the approach at the same time, because the optics if we were to do that would not be good.

    Recruiters will claim that what they offer is relationship. The better ones live up to this claim, and those are the ones who understand the need for the sort of arrangement I've described. It's not me coordinating with them, it's them coordinating with me. It's not reasonable for me to call them up every time I sent off a resume to some firm. At that rate, there would be half a dozen calls a day sometimes.

    I'll call them when I become unavailable. That seems like a reasonable courtesy to me, and moreover it makes me look good, so there's a logic under which that becomes the behavior expected from professionals. Conversely, it certainly would not be reasonable for them to approach a client without my knowledge and without having checked in with me. That's just dumb on their part. That's no relationship. Sending me in cold, without getting our story absolutely straight beforehand, is a good way to make them and me look bad.

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  52. Ask ACME who they hire through by laughingskeptic · · Score: 1

    You should have asked ACME which head hunters they have the most success getting candidates from. Ask this at every interview. A pattern will likely emerge with respect to the headhunters and the jobs you think are a good fit. These are the headhunters you should be working with.

  53. Define headhunters please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Up to now I though a headhunter was someone who was actively looking for people for hard to fill positions, i.e., hunting their heads to satisfy special needs of the companies that pay them for this service.

    Someone looking for a job for you sounds more like a pimp. Not a headhunter.

    Please enlighten me.

  54. Blatant Fraudulent Representation! by Nation+XII · · Score: 1

    Geeze. I've had a similar experience that I managed to skate my way through. My skills are pretty simple, C/C++, Fortran, COBOL, several assembler dialects, some embedded work and quite a bit of device driver writing. I have a super strong UNIX and VMS background. Okay, you should get a feel for it, add 14+ years of solid employment and an incomplete Ph.D. I have this slave trader, lets call him "Jim" (As in simple .. Goon show style), that decides I'd be perfect for a role that he has. Okay, what's it about? Jim: They'd like someone with a strong programming background (check), knows a command line (check), bit of dbase (not strong..but will bring knowledge upto par very fast) and a small amount of VB. Me: VB's my weak one there. No real commercial experience. First and last time I touched it was college and that was VB3 or VB4 for a unit called "Visial Programming" *Snort!*. It's changed a lot. Jim: That's fine.. you'll pick it up. It's a minor thing. They're super picky and your CV pretty well dove-tails what they need *wank wank wank* Me: Okay, put me forward. (They have to ask permission, welcome to Australia). Interview. I get lickered up. Even showered this month! Print out half a dozen copies of my CV, plenty of sleep and roll up for the meet'n'greet. Company is pretty much in the hiring mood and are despo due to deadlines and $OTHER_CIRCUMSTANCES. There is chat to get an emotional feel for each other. I'm interested in what they do.. environments, systems, history (I have done my homework on their products, market position, so many questions ensue). Then comes the kicker. "We're really really impressed with your 14 years of VB skills, and you've been with it for so long. Jim's company has never sent us a bad recruit this highly recommended although we've only placed with Jim once." Wow there tiger, hang on.. VB skills? 14 years? no.. Pardon me for a moment, I believe you've been miss-led and I've been mis-represented, May I have one of your spare CV's, lets trade, here's what it "should" look like. To say "Major Radical Surgery" is a fair assessment. So, without malice we went through it calmly. I Said, "I have a completely different skill-set and do not feel competent with this role. I am though fairly interested in it, but I suspect your not in the luxurious position to let someone "train-up" so I feel I am the incorrect candidate." This hurt because I was getting a bit hungry money/food wise but hey! I've been lied about and now I have to come good on their lies if I get the thing. I also recommended that the company have a strong word with "Jim's" Dream Leader before he attempts to destroy other placements. I didn't even get a chance to get home, through the door and phone Jim before the phone was ringing crazily. He was extremely abusive. I suspect his future at the Slave-traders was not very certain after that. Remember, you have the skills. Be honourable. You need to measure up to their representation. If they are not being forthright and representing you honourably, pull them into line. Also, try a few. Once they know your interviewing for some other slave-trader, they tend to work harder to place you and cop the fee before joe-six-pack up the street manages to snaffle you. It's your life! :) 3

  55. Re:Headhunter? WTF for? by Anders · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are more jobs than people. Call me when there are more people than jobs. That's when I need (and will pay for) a headhunter.

    Riiing

  56. just one recruiter? Put the effort in! by ooleary · · Score: 1

    "Fire" a headhunter? Implying that you only have one? My experience is that some recruiters are good, some are bad and some are middling. If you're looking for work, I've always found it much more advantageous to have as many applications (to relevant positions only, obviously) out as possible, with multiple recruiters, and to keep track of what companies your application has gone into yourself, to ensure you're not double-submitted. Far more effective.

  57. CYA by bhmit1 · · Score: 1

    The head hunter won't have your best interest in mind, they are looking for money to act as the middle man. If they are altering your resume, I'd avoid working with them in the future. No need to tell someone to get lost, but you may want to resend your corrected resume, and only in pdf format (not fool proof, but I doubt many head hunters would change that). I tend to avoid working with people that demand my resume in Word format. And I'd only follow up on leads from them when you have nothing better to do.

    And as others have suggested, have a copy of your original resume for any clients to see if you discover they received an altered version. If the client goes ballistic on you because of something the head hunter did, you didn't want to work for them anyway, so there's nothing lost.

  58. Been there by mmmmbeer · · Score: 1

    I've been in a similar situation, and there are a few things I suggest for those hiring headhunters or contracting through agencies.

    1) They should have to tell you about every company they are going to submit your resume to before they do. This deals not only with the fact that you might not want to go to a particular company, but also helps eliminate double submissions. If you have more than one company presenting you to a client, the client is likely to pass just to avoid having to pay each headhunter. Headhunters are a dime a gross, so if any of them refuse this rule or break it, don't worry; that's one bridge you can burn.

    2) You should get to review the resume they are going to send out. If they misrepresent you to a client, they are committing fraud, and are making you a party to it. I've never heard of anyone being prosecuted for such a thing, but it's probably happened. At the least, it loses you the job when the client finds out.

    3) When you break off a relationship, for whatever reason, make sure you make it absolutely clear. I've used something along the lines of "You may not present my name or my skills as part of your company." Don't worry about badmouthing or blackballing. The truth is, unless you did something really, really bad, no one is going to risk the defamation lawsuit you could bring against them. But be careful not to defame others.

    4) Networking is a million times better than using headhunters. Get on linkedin and things like that. And keep in mind that you're always networking. Do good work, even when it's hard or there seems like there's little reward. Find a way to impress your coworkers. Be pleasant to work with. Try to make the lives of those around you easier. Then, when they get a job at a new company, and that company's hiring, they might just say, "Hey, I know someone." Eventually, you won't need to hire headhunters at all.

  59. we'd FIRE you in a second by milkmage · · Score: 2, Informative

    dude.. if Zeke or whatever submitted your resume to us, and we decided we liked you enough to bring you on, we'd do a background check (we're obligated to, due to the nature of our work, and the Federal regs around the kind of people we can hire). we'd check those references independent of your headhunter. if there was an inconsistency (like the dates for your previous jobs) we'd fire you on the spot.. like escort you from the building, we'll send your stuff along in a week or so fired.

    Zeke is not only costing you work, but he's costing his company money too.

    dump him.

  60. A bad experience with a Headhunter by ajlisows · · Score: 3, Informative

    Most of the Headhunters I went to asked if they could tweak my resume. Most of them added things that were (at best) stretching the truth. Some of them did do some things (formatting, wording) that I liked which I integrated into my permanent resume. A few times after not looking into their changes enough I got called into interviews and had them ask about my experience with . Those moments were quite embaressing and needless to say I did not land those positions. I'd call the Headhunter and tell them not to have that on my resume and they would say "I thought you knew Java. OH! Javascript! I'm sorry. I thought they were the same" or something of the like. Ugh.

    The last headhunter I dealt with got me a job in about two days. I was hurting for a job and was pretty darn happy at the speed in which he got me into his office, got me in to see the client, and got me employed. It was going to pay $37/hour. Nice. I went to my first week on the job, liked the environment, and generally got along fairly well with the people. My first check was a live check (until they got direct deposit set up) and I eagerly awaited it, as I was getting pretty low on money. I opened it and....wow. What did I claim on my taxes for it to be this low? Hmmmm, taxes don't seem that out of whack. Maybe I didn't get paid for the entire week yet. No, all my hours are on there. What is this? Hourly rate....$21.00.

    I called the Headhunter and him and his secretary both "Clearly Remembered" that he said Twenty One and would not have said Thirty Seven. He told me I could ask the company I was working for if they wanted to pay me more, but he guessed that would upset them at this point. I cursed at myself for making a handshake agreement, sent out some more resumes, but went back to work. After a month of being there my boss sat me down to ask me what I thought of the place. I was doing a really nice job and they were really happy with me. I told him that I liked the company and figured I'd just throw out the information about the headhunter and my salary. He just about hit the roof. He grabbed the contract out of his file cabinet, called the headhunter, and asked him about my pay. Apparently he had a written contract indicating how much the Headhunter would be payed and how much the employee would pay. Those numbers were more in line with what I had expected. By the next week after some phone calls between my employer and the Head Hunter, I was out of my contract and hired on as a "permanent" employee at $37/hour but with no health benefits until I had a year with the company. I was really pleased at how the company went to bat for me despite being there for only a month. I'm in my fourth year with them now. ;)

    1. Re:A bad experience with a Headhunter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMO the real problem is that they have to lie in the first place to get an interview.
      Oh he has a hole in his resume let's hire this guy who doesn't. Never mind he can't tell the difference between a function pointer and goatse ascii art.
      Sure I might be bitter because I am the loser with the hole in his resume, but I really think the companies are losing too.

  61. Re:Unfortunately, a lot of people want to be lied by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Exactly. Juggling jobs is like juggling cops - Nobody bothers to dig deeper as long as the stories are consistent.

  62. Re:Headhunter? WTF for? by tacokill · · Score: 2, Informative

    d'oh...got it backwards. That's what I get for posting late on Fridays

  63. They all suck, unless they get you a job. by akblackwel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, I was working with a headhunter, and everything was cool till I found out he called a place I was interviewing at to see if they needed any assistance filling that position that I was applying for. That was it for me.

  64. Re:Headhunter? WTF for? by dvorakkeyboardrules · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let me get this right, for almost 39 weeks now, we've been seeing an additional 500,000 people unemployed every two weeks. I can't pick up a paper without reading about more layoffs...

    Rather than answer the question, I'd like to pose another one: Why are headhunters even needed?

    I am an employer. I can't imagine using a headhunter right now. Why? Because there are millions of people to choose from. I don't need help finding people at all. There are more jobs than people. Call me when there are more people than jobs. That's when I need (and will pay for) a headhunter. I am 100% certain I am not alone.

    I am a manager at a large Fortune 500 company, and I have hired a fair number of people for accounting positions in the company. I certainly won't rule out a person who is out of work, but I certainly have a bias towards people still in their job. Here is what goes through my head when I see a person applying for my position who is unemployed:

    a) Where they fired for cause?
    b) Were they laid off, and thus at the bottom of the performance rankings at their previous company?
    c) If they quit (to find another job), isn't their judgement sound enough to stay with their current job until they find another?

    If your spouse has taken a job in another city, and you are the "trailing spouse", the question of unemployment (in the new city) is easy to answer....and I don't mind hiring such an individual.

    If your previous company has outsourced the entire department to another country or location, that is also a very easy answer.

    But your answer needs to address the three questions I posed. If you cannot satisfactorily answer them, I will probably lean towards hiring the guy who currently has a job (assuming you have similar qualifications). That is because you pose a risk to me (I am afraid you might be a problem employee), while I can be more confident that the guy who is currently employed can keep a job and perform.

    Best wishes.

  65. I know I'm late in the game but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about this. When the headhunter takes your personal references and uses them as leads. That's when you fire the headhunter.

    (Actually happened)

    1. Re:I know I'm late in the game but by jamonterrell · · Score: 1

      I never give out references unless I've already interviewed for a position and I liked it. I just tell them that I'd be happy to give them references once we get to that stage, but my references are very busy people and they can't be bothered by every headhunting firm that wants to submit me for some position. I also setup the time that they are allowed to call, fitting both my reference's schedule and their schedule. It sets the tone that these aren't people that they can call at will.

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    2. Re:I know I'm late in the game but by Skapare · · Score: 1

      I agree. Headhunters NEVER get references until the employer, at the end of the interview, asks me to provide them to the headhunter (never happened ... those that wanted references asked to have them for themselves). If it was clear to them that I'm not the person they want for the job, they aren't going to ask for them.

      BTW, I've also been a reference for a few people. They have asked me if it was OK. I gave them these same instructions.

      OTOH, if I'm applying directly (no headhunter) to an employer for a job, I don't have a problem giving them references in advance if they ask. I also give them a link to my LinkedIn page (in the resume).

      And I love your signature. I haven't had a good LOL from a /. signature in months, until now.

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  66. As a former head hunter by hilldog · · Score: 1

    I would never do what this guy did! I might ask you to look at how you worded something or ask you to consider saying something better but NEVER change a resume with out your knowledge. That is a train wreck in the interview waiting to happen.

  67. Thats the norm. I guess anywhere. by anonymousNR · · Score: 1

    I was working in Bangalore (India) for a company just the mention of a particular technology on my CV was enough for them to sell lies and
    pretend they have industry's best expertise with them.
    Later I applied to another company in US and moved only to find out the same thing is happening here.
    At least in US they asked me whether I would like it, if they changed my CV to suit requirements.

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  68. Re:Headhunter? WTF for? by hibiki_r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If your HR department is unable to understand the hiring manager's needs, it's precisely in this economy that you can use the help separating the wheat from the chaff: Do you really want to go through 800 job applications? It's easy to spend a lot of time going through applicants. In a small company, spending much time in the preliminary steps of hiring might have higher opportunity costs than hiring someone else to do that for you. A good headhunter has interviewed each applicant he gets, and might be able to save you a lot of time.

    The problem is figuring out who the quality headhunters are in the first place. Someone that sends you a fake resume from an applicant is a good headhunter, period.

  69. Dr. Livingston I presume? by JDeane · · Score: 1

    I would fire a head hunter the first time I found one of those little shrunken heads on my desk... I mean honestly that stuff gives me the creeps!!!

  70. Call them what they are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stupid money grubbing idiot pimps

  71. Your First Premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is wrong. NEVER deal with a headhunter. Viktor Bout has more morals than all headhunters combined.

    P.S. : Bout was a cargo transporter, not a gunrunner as the nutjob media wannabe-journalists proclaim.

    Yours In Minsk,
    K. Trout

  72. Recruiting practices by thoth · · Score: 1

    I haven't had a headhunter/recruiter alter my resume, but to echo some of the other comments here, I've dealt with a few that I thought were shady - mostly by submitting me to their first two clients, then disappearing (probably decided I was taking too many "resources" to place).

    One in particular submitted me to two small companies (basically startups) that were looking for gui/web programmers with C# experience, meanwhile the bulk of my background is systems level programming in C++. While I think I could get by in C#, I don't have the guil/web piece which surely was the main focus of the job. So I asked the recruiter what he was thinking... I got an answer that kinda sounded like "I'm just throwing rice against a barn and seeing what sticks". It just highlighted to me he's there to try to move product (me, and other clients) along expending as little effort as possible.

    So in your case I'd move on, this guy certainly isn't going to suddenly behave ethically.

  73. Fire them, and get them to help you restart by siddesu · · Score: 1

    First, for your next headhunter, tell them clearly you want to see and approve everything about you they send out to customers. I always do that on the first meeting, and have never had issues like yours. It was, of course, a decade ago that I last spoke to a head hunter, but I doubt things have changed.

    Second, let me give you an example. My wife was working with a head hunting agency (a stupider kind than yours), which began negotiating the fees with the hiring company after the interview and the offer. Naturally, things fell apart, my wife was pissed, the other company was pissed too, and it looked bad.

    I had the wife call the HH, and basically tell them - you betrayed my trust, and that is what you actually sell, so get your act in order, give me a written apology that mentions you give up all claims on any subsequent interviews I have with whatever, and call that company and inform them you no longer represent me, and are sorry negotiations have collapsed because of you. It was a long hour and a half with the HH boss on the phone, but she got what she wanted from the HH, called the people from the company that was offering the job directly after the HH call, and was able to re-start the interview process and get the job.

    The HH is peddling trust. If they screw up on that by mistake, it is in their interest to make that clear to both parties, and try to recover the trust they lost. If they are a "good" company, they will understand both you firing them, and why they should work to restore the truth in this case, which is, admit they lied on your behalf. If you present your request to the HH boss calmly and reasonably, he/she will probably help you out -- assuming what you want is restarting the process with the original company from a clean slate.

    If the HH are "bad", that is, they lie as a matter of policy, and refuse to help you out as I suggest above, then you've been screwed, and you share part of the blame - for not being rigorous enough when selecting a head hunter. Pay more attention next time, and see the first paragraph.

    Either way, good luck

  74. Bad vs Good Headhunters by ShinyBrowncoat · · Score: 1

    Bad headhunters will modify your resume without your permission and submit it to companies without asking you

    Good headhunters will work with you to tailor your resume to each opportunity and ask you to make sure an opportunity sounds like a good fit before submitting your resume

    Bad headhunters who submit your non-tailored resume first and don't tell you can cause problems when the Good headhunter submits another resume for the same candidate (you). Unfortunately, there's not much you can do about this except apologize for the mix-up and hope the hiring manager/company is understanding.

    I wouldn't recommend "firing" the bad headhunter (unless you're actually paying him money, which would be odd since they usually get paid by the hiring companies) in case they luck into finding you a good opportunity. But you should firmly ask him to check with you in the future before changing/submitting your resume.

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  75. You are an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You knew this guy was at best incompetent the first time around, and you let him submit you again? What are you stupid?

    I completely walked away from a company during the interview process because the 3rd party head hunter was a pushy jerk. I fired a guy once because he was an idiot, but stuck it out with the firm and got the job; that was a mistake.

  76. There're more HH than available positions by Like2Byte · · Score: 4, Informative

    You're never given a second chance at a first impression.

    Your headhunter has placed you and your prospective employer in a difficult situation and you are the canon-fodder. If you can't trust your headhunter to honestly represent you then you need not work with them.

    I, too, am a contract programmer currently between gigs. If some headhunter calls you and says you're Mr. Wonderful but refuses to pay travel expenses for your interviews then don't even entertain them. Find out before you are submitted to the client because if you are submitted first and then refuse to pay an $800.00 air fair for a Face-to-Face then you are screwed and will never get a F2F with the client. One, you are not guaranteed the position so you'd be out $800.00 based on conjecture. Very hollow, indeed. And, two; being doubly-submitted is very taboo. Depending on whether you signed a right-to-represent from the headhunter they could take you to court which makes you a risk to the prospective employer. Which leads me to my next topic.

    NEVER sign a right-to-represent without fully reading the entire document. If you must sign, then ENSURE that the right-to-represent is ONLY with the single client position for which you are being submitted. Some headhunter houses are *very* shady. These hunters will, and have, sued people for not using them to get positions at locations in or around cities in which the headhunter-house operates. It has happened. Sure, it's a scam; but, desperate contractors do fall for the scam and lose out on large amounts of money. (Mostly, it's small claims court; so, usually $5000.00. No need to bring in those meddlesome attorneys.)

    NDAs. Don't sign NDAs with companies simply for an interview. I did this. Epic fail on my part. Basically, I was creating similar systems on my own that a company in Missouri was creating. I, arrogantly, thought I was a shoe-in. I didn't get the job and for a period of two years I am contractually restricted from creating like-devices for that industry. Recently, the company began looking for more people. When I inquired to one of my trustworthy Head Hunters he told me who it was. He informed me that they're not looking for anyone they've already interviewed. Honest and OK enough. I asked him if they hired anyone the first time around and he said, "No, they didn't." Imagine my surprise.

    Save your NDA signing for when you have already been given an offer of employment and it has been accepted.

    Last and certainly not least: Never discuss your offered positions with other Head Hunters. If they find out what position you are being represented for by another head hunter they will attempt to undercut you and you will never get the job. Need an example: Here. I know a guy who was traveling to his next assignment. One of his head hunters called and began talking to him about his situation. He informed the HH that he was going to start work in 1 week at company X, 600 miles away for $X.00. They spoke for about 10 minutes. The next day the contractor that got him the job called and told him not to come as the client found somebody else cheaper.

    Moral of all this: Don't slit your own throat. Lose lips sink ships.

    1. Re:There're more HH than available positions by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      ...you are the canon-fodder.

      See my other post in this topic regarding the inclusion of photographs on CVs.

    2. Re:There're more HH than available positions by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Don't sign NDAs with companies simply for an interview. I did this. Epic fail on my part. Basically, I was creating similar systems on my own that a company in Missouri was creating. I, arrogantly, thought I was a shoe-in. I didn't get the job and for a period of two years I am contractually restricted from creating like-devices for that industry.

      Firstly, that isn't usual for an NDA. Secondly, what did you receive in return? If the answer is nothing, then there is no way this will stand up in court.

      If you're really in the contracting business, you need to learn something about contract law.

  77. Common practice - hence MS Word format by dbIII · · Score: 1

    A few years back I wondered why recruiting agencies always wanted things in MS Word format and not as a PDF. The bastards edit the things all the time and you can never be sure what is going to end up being sent to a potential employer.
    With my current job an employment agency picked a match but my employer insisted on having at least three candidates to interview. They apparently inflated the qualifications for the "star" canditate (he didn't interview well at all and appeared way out of his depth apparently) and they stripped all relevant experience out of my resume and it looked like I'd done nothing for five years. Fortunately I brought a few copies of my resume to the interview. I certainly got a shock with the missing five years and numerous spelling mistakes in the modified resume.
    Even if the agencies are well meaning you have to problem of your carefully prepared resume getting rewritten by recent high school graduates that don't know java from ja-ja and are working in an ethics optional environment.

    1. Re:Common practice - hence MS Word format by Skapare · · Score: 1

      I put a copyright notice on my Resume. And it's NOT a GNU Documentation License, either. All rights reserved. I tell them to fee free to duplicate to present for suitable jobs, and they can add their letterhead. If they ask (and a couple have), I tell them I don't allow modifications. One asked "what about spelling errors?". I replied "did you find any?". He paused and then said "no". These two never presented me anywhere ... which basically meant some other recruiter who wouldn't be a source of damage might. Sometimes you have to stand your ground. But I have an extra basis to sue them if I find they altered the resume in a damaging way.

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  78. Deception Exit Strategy by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Have one ready.

    Use it.

    Move.

  79. Weird math ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    In six months, we are able to hire 9 people instead of 4 if we can get a 20% discount.

    Somehow, the math doesn't add up ... let's use small, easy, round numbers.

    Jane goes to the store to buy chocolate bars. Instead of $1 each, they're on sale for 20% less. Instead of 4 for $4, she can now buy 5 for the same $4.

    Possible scenarios:

    1. 4 of the 5 original hires are pregnant, and you add their unborn in your body count.
    2. One or more suffer from MPD.
    3. The job doesn't require warm bodies, 4 are dead, so you don't have to pay them, just keep them from thawing out
    4. You hire 9 part-time instead of 4 full-time

    Or maybe it's that GED math ...

    1. Re:Weird math ... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Too hard to train toddlers.

      There are a few different components at play: profit, initial cash, payment cycles, and risk profile. Billing rate (for us at least) is about 3x nominal salary, and the employer's gross profit margin is roughly equal to nominal salary.

      If you have cash to start two employees today, you hope to generate cash flow with them in 3 months. You can use that same "at risk" capital to hire two more people after that 3 months. If you get a 20% cut in pay, you can obviously afford (almost) half of a third person initially. By taking risk on that third person based on half their salary, you can make it work.

      You expect cash to come in after month 3 on the first three people. By accepting risk on the A/R, you could hire three more people a month early. (The higher profit margin means that you could afford 4 people in month three alternately, but you lose 3 man-months of profit, so the risk should pay off.) In month 5, you have enough cash to hire three additional people, and in month 8-9 you have fully recovered your at-risk capital, and after three more months you can pay them out for their contribution.

      Of course, you have to have enough business to make it work, access to enough at risk capital, and clients that pay invoices in a reasonable timeframe. You also need to be able to hire people that can hit the ground running.

  80. Always fire them by wonderboss · · Score: 1

    I've never gotten a job through a headhunter. I've never hired someone brought to me by a headhunter.

    Headhunters are a cost. I've never seen any benefit.

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  81. You fire a headhunter when... by tom17 · · Score: 1

    You fire a headhunter when he turns up with a decapitated head in a box!

  82. Uncelar about a lot of things by cdrguru · · Score: 1

    This sounds like you are using a company to find contract work. This is a lot different than using someone to find permanent employment.

    For finding contract work, you need to work with ethical people and you need to work with people that will fairly represent you. They are likely getting a chunk of the hourly rate so you are going to have an ongoing relationship one way or another. This sort of company is probably very helpful - almost necessary - and it shouldn't be impossible to shun the folks that are misrepresenting you.

    However, for permanent employment, I can't imagine a need for a headhunter/placement consultant these days. There are way, way too many people offering themselves through everything like Monster, CareerBuilder, Dice and Craigslist. The fees headhunters are going to charge employers are way out of line these days and as someone that does hire programmers and other folks there is no way I would use a headhunter referral these days. There are just too many people looking for jobs to bother - the agency is going to charge me at least a month's salary if not more for a service with no value.

    Sure, there are lots of guys out there that will offer to put your resume in front of the "right" people. However, everyone today is more than happy to take the 50 resumes that come in response to any ad without paying. And then you don't have to worry about unethical people.

  83. Do you even need one? by Metasquares · · Score: 1

    Although I'm sure it's not the only means that headhunters use to find candidates, I have access to my own Apache logs, complete with referrers, and can tell you that many headhunters who find and eventually contact me simply query Google for resumes with certain keywords in them. This isn't necessarily something a company needs to pay a middleman to do.

    There's probably a value-add that I'm not seeing.

  84. fire him, there's a million others out there. by jamonterrell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can tell you that having dealt with headhunters from both sides, as an employee, and as the person doing the hiring, I hate the bad ones no less regardless of my current role. I have quit good jobs because the contracting company I was working through were being jackasses. I hated to do it, but it had to be done. The problem from the interviewers side is, even if they like you, you've pointed out that the contracting company misrepresented you to them. That means that the contracting company is disreputable, and they likely won't want to do business with them anymore. If they hire you, they have to continue to do business with them, and deal with potential issues that will arise between them and the contracting company, and you and the contracting company. Unfortunately, they typically can't just circumvent the contracting company at this stage, so you might not get the job, simply because they don't like the contracting company. The two of you get hired or passed up as a team, so you need to work as a team. They need to understand that if they place you somewhere you're not happy, it won't last, so they're better off putting you somewhere you're going to be happy, and to do that, it involves working together and not lying about things to either side. As a side note, I tell every headhunter before they submit me to any job that they are not permitted to change my resume in any way. I've never had them say no to that request, however, they have gone ahead and changed it once, in which case I informed them I was no longer interested in the position. Contracting companies/headhunters work for you, which you seem to get, now the second part you need to get is that there's a million of them out there, and they're all fighting over you and the positions, they aren't in a position to pull that kind of crap, and you should be sure to let them know.

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  85. You're fired! by shentino · · Score: 1

    Simple.

    He's not giving his all for a job, and it's made worse that his motivation is blatant ass-covering to hide a blunder.

    He is not trustworthy, get rid of him before he sells you out.

  86. On Dealing with Head Hunters by swm · · Score: 2, Informative
  87. Be honest; this job market is only hiring quality by vinn · · Score: 1

    First off, be honest. When I get a bunch of resumes I sort them into three piles: the trash can, the junk pile on my desk, and then four or five go into the "interview immediately" pile on the front of my desk. I don't care about gaps in employment, especially from contractors. Hell, if anything it means you have a life and probably went off and did something interesting. (Note: if you come into the interview, please tell me a great story about a cool beach town in Central America you hung out in. Don't come in looking like you made a pile of cash and spent three months in your bedroom with your bong.) Second, recognize that right now this job market is brutal for anyone looking for a job. If I post a job today, I'll have 100 resumes by tomorrow and small mountain by the end of the week. Therefore, I'm going to hire the guy who has a Ph.D in comp sci, who successfully led a team of 5000 developers through the most complex development ever, and did all of the architectural programming himself. And, rather than pay him, I'm going to offer him a Costco membership and a couple cans of chicken noodle soup. Hey, I lost a bunch of my budget this year but I still have to get all my projects done. Third, get out of your lease, take all the cash you have, and go sit on a beach somewhere for the next year and let all this blow over.

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  88. Re:Headhunter? WTF for? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Rather than answer the question, I'd like to pose another one: Why are headhunters even needed?

    Because all the people looking to hire and all the people looking for work don't know each other. If there's 1000 of each, that's a million communication paths.

    Put three recruiters as the hub and you have a maximum of 6000 paths, and each individual only needs to make 3 calls, not 1000.

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  89. Why use headhunters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't deal with headhunters at all. They add no value and pull crap like you describe. I haven't used one in 12 years and am happily employed in healthcare IT earning six figures.

    1. Re:Why use headhunters? by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Through a headhunter is about the only way to get a tech job at a non-tech company, working for pointy-haired bosses that have no clue what you do, but still micromanage and are planning to pin all the problems .... oh nevermind, just don't deal with headhunters.

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  90. Head Hunters = Slave traders by bernywork · · Score: 1

    In all honesty my experience as a whole with recruiters is that they are a lower life form than bad lawyers. I know that sounds harsh, but all they are after is a fast buck. Once you know how the game is played, play them. As someone previously said, in the UK and in much of Europe (And unless you are paying their bills, I would suggest the US) it's the employers who are their "client" and you don't count. I do however have some recruiters who I know personally and are great people who I recommend to other people because they actually do give a shit. That's rare and I always pass business to these people when I can.

    If that's what he is doing to your resume, my opinion is to call him a *$%" and say that you never want to deal with him again and that he will never make any money out of you, ever. You don't know what he is saying behind your back, and if someone calls you directly, talk to them. You have no allegiance or loyalty to someone who is effectively professionally misrepresenting you. If someone did this to me, I would be *highly* pissed off.

    The best part is that you will get to a position, be it project management or regular management etc where you can make this threat real. I have done it previously and it's soooo rewarding. Recruiter: "I think we just got cut off." Me: "No I hung up on you, you called me a year ago about a position and you tried to rip me off. I said I don't want anything to do with you and I still don't. Yes, I am looking for people at the moment, but I am not putting any money your way. You burnt your bridges with me" *beep beep beep*

    I know all this sounds really harsh, but it's a sad truth that I faced a while ago when dealing with these people, understand that a lot of them don't care. You also have to follow these people up EVERY day, be on them like a rat in a trap.

    As an aside, make sure you brush up on your interview technique, even if it means paying someone to help you with this. As a previous poster pointed out, brush up your resume, make it readable and relevant, customise it to every position you go for. Read the job description and modify as necessary then send that to the recruiter to pass on. You probably have 101 skills that aren't relevant to the position. Leave a few in, strip the rest out.

    Good luck

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  91. Where hed-hunters come from by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you can tell someone what you do, and they dont understand what you do, then you need to work on selling your skills.

    You're assuming that the headhunter is even mildly competent in the field of interest that they're trying to fill the job for.

    Most of them think:

    1. the Internet == the Web == Internet Explorer,
    2. that programming is "typing stuff in the computer (how hard can it be?)",
    3. that Java == JavaScript,
    4. that a server is the waiter/waitress who brings them their food,
    5. that you don't know how to use a spelling checker because you left out the "a" in "perl" (but as a favour they'll "fix it" for you),
    6. that you have an anger management problem if you're "proficient in bash",
    7. that a file system is the same as a "filing system",
    8. that the one true format is .doc,
    9. that "plain text format" == Word,
    10. that the command line is only used by crackers,
    11. that hackers == crackers,
    12. that unix were castrated slaves in ancient Rome,
    13. that a database is "like a Rolodex",
    14. that since even they can draw pretty diagrams using Access, that databases are easy,
    15. that PowerPoint doesn't make you stupid,
    16. that lying (padding, stretching the truth, anything that might make them a sale) is okay

    So, where do these people come from? If you haven't figured it out by now, they're RealtWhores who ended up in a different job. Just like RealtWhores, they almost always add no value, you can't expect them to be honest because their interests conflict with yours, it's ultimately all about "getting the listing", and with the Internet, they're quickly becoming obsolete.

  92. Fire them and warn any potential employers by LeperPuppet · · Score: 1

    You can try to convince the headhunters to stop "polishing" your resume, although it appears its their standard operating procedure so they'll probably keep doing it. You really shouldn't put up with it, since whenever you enter an interview you have no idea what's on the resume your interviewer has read. This can make you appear dishonest or stupid and isn't going to help you a job. Also as others have stated, lying on resumes is usually a firing offense, so should your headhunter find you a job, there's no guarantee you will keep it.
    Look for a new headhunter or attempt to go it alone, don't bother with them again since they're dishonest. Should you receive any more interviews due to their efforts, be upfront with your interviewer and explain that the previous headhunters have probably doctored your resume and provide a correct copy, preferably before the actual interview. This lets any prospective employer know that they need to be skeptical of resumes from that headhunter in the future and should also make you appear more honest. An employer can then take action against your dishonest headhunter, possibly blacklisting their applicants, warning other companies or calling them out on their actions.

  93. As soon as you can get jobs on your own by LukeCrawford · · Score: 1

    Personally, I dislike headhunters, but I've used them in the past when I was desperate. They are a good way to get corporate work (usually with mediocre pay and low expectations. However, they take a large chunk of the pay, and usually end up making it much harder for you to get paid in a timely manner, if they operate as a body shop.

    As far as I can tell, the only way to get body shops to pay you on time, assuming you are using corp-to-corp billing rather than 1099 or W2, is to tell the client you won't be showing up if the payment is late, and then to follow through and take a few days off.

    Still, headhunters and body shops have access to a lot of jobs that most of us don't, so if you are desperate or useless, they can be quite helpful.

  94. Immediately. by sitarlo · · Score: 1

    Headhunters, and all human resources oriented placement firms are a huge scam for both employers and job seekers. They are basically pimps who do little more than bleed money out of other's toil. Why should they make 30%-50% of what the client is willing to pay just for placing your resume in their hands? I no longer relinquish a chunk of my salary to these people and it hasn't really effected my employment opportunities, and I feel better at the end of a project knowing that there wasn't some middle-man using my skills and talent to get rich for doing next to nothing. I also find HR people appreciative when I approach them and let them know I'm available for work at rates far lower than they are paying to headhunters. The other thing you can do is let a headhunter know that you will only work for them if their client rate is exposed and you offer them a 10% cut. Some headhunters will actually work with you this way, but most won't which is a good indicator that they could care less about you and your career. If they aren't willing to tell you exactly how much they are making in the deal, then they are most certainly rooking you.

  95. One hit wonders by OldCrasher · · Score: 1

    I've always regarded HH's as one-hit wonders. If they send you to a job (however appropriate) and you decline/fail the interview/or hate the "opportunity" then they just wander off anyway. Now, I will say I have known some headhunters for more than 15 years, but they are few - they know my disagreeable traits. In general, you just need to move on.

    As for resume modifications, etc... rub behind your ears, if still damp, then "No" they never change aaanyyyything.

  96. Worst a headhunter did to me was ... by Skapare · · Score: 1

    ... presented me to a potential employer for a job that was in fact a good match, who wanted me to come in for an interview at their expense. But, he failed to notify me about it until the evening of the day before I was supposed to be there. There were two complications. 1: Where I was already working, we had mainframe hardware upgrades scheduled, and I needed to be there to reconfigure the OS for the change. 2: This interview was half way across the country and I would have had to leave within an hour to catch the flight, completely unprepared.

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  97. Don't play stupid by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

    Seems perfectly straightforward to me. The recruiter a) made untrue statements b) knowing them to be untrue c) in writing d) that damaged the reputation of this guy (by making him appear to be dishonest). That is all the required elements in most jurisdictions of libel. The damages are simple: the recruiter sent this man's resume to an unknown number of companies. (After all, once the recruiter has your resume, who knows what he did with it?) Any one of those companies now effectively will never hire this man. His potential job opportunities just got significantly curtailed for potentially a long time to come.

  98. First phone screen is to screen for liars. by w3woody · · Score: 1

    When I phone a candidate for an initial phone screen to determine if I want them to come in, the very first thing I do is focus on their resume and ask them question to determine if they're lying on their resume. If I find a discrepancy between the resume in front of me and what you say over the phone, then I'll politely complete the interview as if nothing went wrong--and you will never hear from me again.

    I've had this happen a few times. One person said they had strong Java experience on their resume, so I asked them what the difference was between an ArrayList and a LinkedList object in the Java RTL. When he had no idea, I finished the interview and had HR send him a rejection. Another person indicated on the resume they had been working in security for three years; when he failed to ask some rather trivial questions about security, I completed the interview and had HR send a rejection.

    My initial phone screen is to get a feel for the candidate, but sadly I'd say about half of the people I have phone screened in the past few months have exaggerated their experience--and that guarantees you will never get the job from me, even if your actual experience is greater than the person I eventually hire. That's because if you're not honest, I don't want you working for me.

    Period.

    1. Re:First phone screen is to screen for liars. by buss_error · · Score: 1

      w3woody,

      The problem with this approach is that you don't know who is lying to you, the applicant, or the headhunter. In the case of the article here, clearly the applicant is trying to be honest, and clearly the head hunter is twisting the CV. That isn't the fault of the applicant per se, though the applicant is also responsible (and doesn't know about the lies unless some one, like the interviewer, tells him) in the overall sense.

      I've horror stories in abundance to tell about applicants that claim experience they don't have (like the one that blew up and yelled "I don't have time to memorize every three letter acronym!" to the question "What does SGA stand for?" when applying as a certified Oracle Administrator, or the guy that was supposed to work on alternators/generators that couldn't tell me which part was the field coil and which the brushes/commutator, or the one that was shaking and stuttering so badly they couldn't answer any questions - then fainted leaving the interview).

      You can legitimately argue that it isn't your duty to figure out which is lying, but for myself, I'd sure try to find out. If an applicant is lying, well, that's just to be expected. If the head hunter is lying, I'd be absolutely sure my company would never, ever deal with them again in the future.

      My employer no longer allows applications from staffing companies. We found we were lied to much too frequently by them. We do make use of Monster, HotJobs, and our own portal, but not headhunters.

      My own experience with headhunters is this: I never got a job by using one. Every job I landed, I landed by pounding the pavement, making calls, filling out forms, and being willing (frequently on my own money) to fly in for an interview. And I'd like to say "Honesty". If I don't know, I'm not going to hesitate to tell you that, followed up by my method of finding the answer and my opinion/suspicion/imagination of what that answer might be.

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    2. Re:First phone screen is to screen for liars. by w3woody · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that it is important to figure out who is lying.

      The thing is, when I look for someone to hire, the primary thing I'm doing is trying to find someone with the necessary qualifications. For example, right now I'm actively trying to recruit in the Los Angeles area an Android developer. I want someone who has some basic understanding of algorithms, several years experience with Java, and (optionally, preferred) has some experience with the Android SDK.

      (If you live in the Los Angeles area and want a job as an Android developer with a startup which has good compensation and great benefits, and has several years of development experience in Java and Eclipse, please ping me at jobs at geodelic dot com. Principals only.)

      If I get a resume and it claims someone has 8 years of computer graphics experience and OpenGL experience in addition to the Java experience, I drill them on their computer graphics experience in order to see if they were exaggerating on the resume or not. Ironically most candidates under questioning will become very honest--the guy claiming 3 years computer graphics experience admits someone else on the team built the OpenGL pipeline, and his "experience" really involved creating database tools to shove geometry (as abstract opaque objects) into the OpenGL graphics pipeline someone else built.

      Now this may not be a show-stopper: if he then has 6 years of Java experience and knows the difference between an ArrayList and a LinkedList (you'd be surprised the number who don't), and he can write a solution to the various logic problems I give him without too much struggling, then he's definitely in the running for the job. But if he does claim experience he doesn't have--and saying "hey, that's not what I thought I wrote on the resume" works just fine to me--then I'll wonder what else he's not telling me that could bite me on the ass six months from now.

      My real job on the phone interview is to get a sense of the candidate and to see what type of person he is. If he's outright honest and up-front with me, even if there is a discrepancy with his resume, and he's up front about it--he gets bonus points in my book. But if he seems weasely to me, it'll make me wonder if he'll even show up to work on time.

    3. Re:First phone screen is to screen for liars. by planetoid · · Score: 1

      Why does strong experience in any given language matter, anyway? All any interviewer should care about is if the applicant understands the fundamentals that are common to most computer languages -- data structures, good algorithm design practices, yada yada yada. Any programmer who has a strong grasp of those concepts can learn any language in a matter of days or, worst case, within two weeks at most.

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  99. Long ago... by seebs · · Score: 1

    I had a job through some small firm (I'd name them except I might have the name wrong). Did a ten month contract, got fired, went through various stuff with unemployment.

    The contracting firm had only filed paperwork and reported my income for six weeks or so out of that ten month contract.

    I would not use that firm again.

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  100. Re:Headhunter? WTF for? by russotto · · Score: 1

    I am an employer. I can't imagine using a headhunter right now. Why? Because there are millions of people to choose from. I don't need help finding people at all.

    You do, however, possibly need help finding the right employee in and among those millions. Unfortunately, most headhunters won't actually provide it.

  101. My question for the OP by merc · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why redact the headhunter and headhunting firm's name from your story? If the facts are true it seems they should stand on their own merits. I say spill their name and let it serve as a warning to all. Even better, submit your story with all of the relevant facts to The Consumerist.

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  102. Do Headhunters Have Any Value To Add by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over the past 10 years, I have (fortunately or not) had several opportunities to work with headhunters and use their services. I'm guessing I have been presented to at least 40 different jobs over that time span by various agents and have NEVER once been employed as a result of their so called "services." In every case, I have only been successful in obtaining employment when I have represented myself and presented my resume directly. Furthermore, I have found headhunters to be generally insincere and unresponsive. They love you and treat you like gold when they think they "have just the job for you," but then they drop you like hot lead bricks once they've done their "shotgun" referral for a given position. My personal opinion is that once they have submitted a handful of candidates for a particular position, they really couldn't care less about any of the individual candidates because all they need is for ONE to be hired in order for them to get their beloved commission. Whether or not you happen to be the "one" who gets hired is completely irrelevant to them. They'll still get paid either way and they will likely never see you again, so why SHOULD they care? There is a very solid case for comparing headhunters with pimps.

  103. "Please send your resume in *Word* format" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many headhunters as for your resume in MS-Word format. Now we know why.

  104. If you don't tell me about issues with the resume, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will likely find out during your interview. I use your resume to base my questions about your experience. I may not pick up on a missing employment gap, but I will know all about your work experience and working knowledge, so what the paper says has to line up with what you tell me, and I don't ask multiple choice questions, I ask questions on top of answers to questions. You need a copy of the resume to remember what's in there during the interview.

  105. My experience with head hunters. by atomic-penguin · · Score: 1

    I have had one good experience with a head hunter. She landed me a great contract-to-hire position at a Fortune 500 company, in my area. I had just been fired, and that probably had something to do with personality, not job performance. So I updated my resume the same day, and posted it out on some job sites. I got a promising call, several days later, and found out that the head hunter was in my area, so we set up a lunch meet and she had an interview for me, the next day. I impressed the I.T. Director and the two System Administrators at the interview, and was told I could start first thing on Monday. Signed the employment papers the next day, and they set me up with decent health benefits, and a 401K through the contract company from the very start of the contract.

    I was unemployed for less than two weeks. Stayed on contract for four months, until I landed a better salary job somewhere else, where I have been for three years. Gave a two weeks notice to the parties involved on the contract. I have had the same contracting company call and ask if I, or anyone I knew, was looking for work. A few of the head hunters have even said, the client you worked for is looking for someone with your qualifications and experience. Having stayed in touch with the guys there, I know they've went through a few incompetent contractors, after I left. I guess my point is that there are both, unscrupulous head hunting firms and incompetent contractors. Both give I.T. contracting and similar companies, a bad name.

    I honestly believe there are some good, and competent, head hunters and I.T. contracting firms out there. It sounds like, to me, that the original head hunter, Zeke, is up to no good. You have to wonder why he left, or perhaps was asked to leave, the original contracting firm. Any head hunter that misrepresents you to the client, is not doing any favors for you, the client, or the contracting firm.

    1. Am I suspecting malice and/or clumsiness where a competitive market is the true suspect? (An answer of yes would be harder on my ego, but a relief.)

    Malice on the headhunters part? Maybe, or maybe just has no sense of ethic. Who knows? He may have even been forbidden to call you from a different company, due to a no-compete clause in the original companies employment contract.

    Clumsiness on your part? Maybe. The awkward moment, in your interview was the head hunters fault, not yours. Interviews can be tough, it's a learned behavior. I've been told I was overqualified, in an interview. Which is a nice way of copping out, and saying "We will call you. You know the way out, right?". My response was, "Well you could hire me anyway, so that your company can take advantage of my knowledge and extensive skill set". I've also seen a jaw or two agape, when the interviewer half expected that my resume was just as full of bullshit, as everyone else they had interviewed.

    2. Do headhunters modify resumes, and if so, should I just shut up and go with what the headhunter says? (I was always told that eventually, the truth comes out, so I'd be uncomfortable doing that, but life isn't always comfortable.)

    Do head hunters modify resumes? It depends on the modification. Slight editing or grammatical changes are perfectly acceptable, if YOU approve the changes before the resume is sent to the client. The same goes for a standard format. Many of the contracting firms have a boiler plate letterhead or format for your resume. The head hunter sees a lot more resumes than you, and if they have some insight about the format, its probably better to trust their judgment. On the other hand, modifying dates, and embellishing experience to better match job requirements is kind of a big no no. If there is a certain job requirement that needs to be met to get the resume into the right hands, then its the head hunters job to ask you to provide some more detail on your experience in that specific area. However, its your responsibility

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  106. Right away by Leolo · · Score: 1

    The moment the head hunters messed with your resumé, they are out of the running. Fire them so fast they get skid marks.

  107. Silly rabbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't fire a headhunter, because they don't work for you. They work for the company they place people at. You ARE the widget they are selling. They don't give a crap about you in particular, unless you help them to make a "sale". Use them if you want, but remember they are focused on filling positions and not getting you a job. Unless of course you are paying a headhunter, then you're just retarded. Only Execs can get away with that.

    Remember this, too. If you are unemployed then your job is finding employment. That means you should be spending 40 hours a week ACTIVELY working towards employment. Surfing the web while waiting for a headhunter to call you does not cut it. Nor does sending out the occasional resume.

  108. Re:Headhunter? WTF for? by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

    Is "I haven't had a job since I graduated university (i.e. since I entered the jobs market for the first time)" a good answer?
    How about "I currently don't have a job because my last job ceased at the end of the work"?

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  109. Congrats to your boss by phorm · · Score: 1

    And to any other "bosses" that happen to read slashdot. THIS is the type of thing that garners employee loyalty.Not necessarily the raise, but the willingness to defend an employee when he/she has been wronged (in relation to work) and thus showing loyalty in turn.

    The best jobs I've had had little to do with pay and a lot to do with attitude. I had two bosses that were memorable in the fact that they went to bat for me when things were going sour. One was a work-related issue, and another was actually a personal issue (I had recently moved into a sublet and courtesy of my landlord ended up with a new "roomate" about a month in who was a dealer, the boss helped me in looking for a better location).I'm not sure if there was any statistical significance, but both bosses were female. I found that overall they seemed more aggressive than my male bosses, but also more willing to "fight for the team".

  110. Copyright by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    I have had a copyright notice at the bottom of my resume for a long time now - bottom of page 2 in a small font. Unauthorized distribution of derivative work (modified resumes) is a DMCA violation worth a small fortune. Never mind all those nebulous damages. If you wanted, you could also point out that a resume submission without your permission is a violation, but I generally don't talk about it.

    1. Re:Copyright by ChameleonDave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey, if we want to go hardcore, let's sign our CVs with OpenPGP. Let them try to alter something then!

  111. familiar attitude by reiisi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's a familiar attitude, and the reason I don't work in the computer industry here in Japan any more.

    Waterfall? eXtreme Agile? UML?

    You can't run a project period, if you don't have some kind of idea what your human resources really are.

    I know what the theory is, you don't really know anyway. Geeks tend to be too negative about some of the things they've experienced. Teamwork attitude is more important than experience. Positive Mental Attitude Conquers All.

    Money exceeds all reasons, especially sleep, and you really didn't want to see your family anyway, way deep down inside.

    I just got tired of the games, and tired of the death marches.

    Lying about experience is a really good way to help start death marches, not coincidentally.

    Why did I leave? Why don't I go back?

    I was back on the job market after one particularly gruesome death march experience, and an outsourcing company arranged for what looked like my dream job. I really wanted that job, but I had bad vibes about it. My wife also had bad dreams. When I told this outsourcing company about the bad dreams, they thought higher pay would make it up for me or something. That was where the illusion tore, and I took a good look at all the lies and the real reasons for all the death marches I've been on, and I realized that I've just been too willing to try to go along with the hype.

    I'll still go along with the idea that there is a difference between being honest and being negative, but I'd rather try to support my family on a single man's wages, teaching English, than get back into the industry with a dressed up resume again.

    Lately, I've been thinking about undressing my resume. Paring it down, admitting that all the peripheral experience was peripheral, and focusing on what I can really do. It should be a lot harder for the headhunters to dress up a focused resume, and I'll have fewer meaningless interviewers from people who are interested in the side stuff.

    Since the teaching job puts food on the table (except for the summer), I can afford to look for work I can really do, instead of wildly grabbing at stuff I might be able to do, if given the chance.

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    1. Re:familiar attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had bad vibes about it. My wife also had bad dreams. When I told this outsourcing company about the bad dreams

      +4? WTF? Moderators, are you completely on crack today?

    2. Re:familiar attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While not taking a job because you thought someone was lying to you is fine, but making any decision on ANYONE's "bad dreams" is just stupid. Dreams are dreams, good or bad. They don't tell the future, they don't mean the world is ending or the job is shit. What a load of superstitious shit.

    3. Re:familiar attitude by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They can reflect what yourr subconscious is thinking, and they're a kind of background process.

      They won't tell you next weeks lotto numbers, but I once dreamed the solution to something I was coding. The molecular structure of benzene also appeared in a dream, IIRC.

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  112. LinkedIn by Swampash · · Score: 1

    These days I don't care about resumes and I don't care what a headhunter says. I care what the candidate's LinkedIn profile looks like, what recommendations he or she has, and from whom.

  113. yep by reiisi · · Score: 1

    You were logged in after all. (Stateful browser, refreshing doesn't necessarily tell you when you are actually logged in. Right-click and post in a new window if you aren't sure. Stupid new UI.)

    And, yep. The recruiter might easily have been taking $75/h for you. How many secretaries did the placement firm have? What kind of car did the recruiter drive? Etc.

    If the recruiting firm handles your insurance and cuts your paycheck, and that kind of thing, they'll be taking in a bit more, of course. Support costs, as they say.

    Were you able to intuit how many people they had placed out at any particular time? How many "real" workers were supporting how many recruiters, secretaries, accountants, etc.?

    I wouldn't fret about it. When the companied hired you directly and were paying you 110/h, they were still likely to be paying at least 30/h in support costs for you, quite possibly as much as 200/h, depending on the tools they were providing you, etc.

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  114. HeadHunters vs Contract Companies. by tensile14 · · Score: 1

    Well, just to be clear - I divide them into two separate groups. Staffing/Headhunters have relationships with HR/Hiring managers of companies and try to find people to fill those positions. Effectively doing alot of weeding out; they are paid once. Contract companies - Manpower, Apex, Insight Global and such, tend to take a cut of the contractor's hourly pay indeterminately(YMMV). With the first type, they can be useful - there was a very nice lady who prepped and informed me about the company and the job that she was sending me to interview for. I found it much more helpful than the simple job description. Conversly, the latter kind are the devil. On a 90-day contract to hire job, they were taking 4 dollars an hour off the top of what I made. Later, a manager I knew at big blue told me that Manpower was easily the worst - charging the company twice, and then giving the contractor only half of it. Can you imagine some schmuck charging your company 50 dollars an hour and paying you 25, just for the service of placing you? Forever? Sadly, he said that even with that kind of a$$-raping, it was cheaper for them to hire contractors, because of liability issues that came with permanent hires(whatever that meant).

  115. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck headhunters. fuck employee managers who don't give a brother a fair shake by reading the resume with any respect.

    the thing that i get is, shit interviewers that evaluate you based on what you appear to them to be...sometimes this shit has zero to do with your skills -- are you young? are you good looking? do you fucking LARP? did you go to the right fucking school/grad school? do you know this mindless twit at this other tek company...oh yeah...sweet.

    fuck all.

    put what the fuck you do on the resumes and stand by it. MAKE the fucking hiring manager listen to you and ask them what questions about what it is like to work with company (do you have a fucking turnover rate...if so, what the fuck is it and why the fuck are people leaving you? -- here's a good one: can i talk with the CEO? i need to know what kind of company this is by looking in this fucker's eyes to see if he's worth working for).

    oh yeah...fuck headhunters. good for nothing rat fucks who will sell their baby daughter for a commission.

  116. Criminal in some countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the UK, lying on a CV can constitute fraud; google for "obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception".

  117. Headhunter is disposable, who cares about resume? by MeanGene · · Score: 1

    1) Headhunters are dying like flies in a recession. That's the nature of a business cycle. Headhunters make a ton of money for picking up a phone during the boom times, but they really take it on a chin during a downturn. So - don't be afraid, tell Zeke where to shove it, and find somebody else to make a dime off of your labors.

    2) Your resume is not your confession. It's an ad - nothing more or less. The function of your resume is to get you a face-to-face interview. From that point on, you're on your own. On the other hand, lying on an employment application form will get you dismissed...

  118. Immediately? by grikdog · · Score: 1

    The last headhunter I had to contend with called me (at work!) on spec, tried to pretend he was scouting for Microsoft and asked me if I was a "hands on kind of guy." No, I was a code with Notepad kind of guy. He didn't get the joke. Who needs 'em?

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  119. fire them immediately by ps2os2 · · Score: 0

    This goes back a ways (20+ years) but back then it was not uncommon for a head hunter to gather a pile of resumes and send them to the client. They would do so and not even ask if they could submit your resume. To cut to the chase I found out about it and called the head hunter and fired him on the spot. Another headhunter lined up an interview for me on the West coast without asking me. He called me up and told me that I had an interview set up and I was to be there like 5 days from today. I asked the head hunter OK when do I get the airline ticket and the hotel reservations. He told me that I was on my own. I told him he was fired. A few weeks later another head hunter asked if he could submit my resume to the same west coast company and I said *ONLY* if they would pay expenses. He submitted my resume and they sent me the ticket and a hotel reservation #. I went out there (side story deleted) and found out it was for a "top Secret" government installation. It was in the middle of the *** **** desert. After the interview I got the offer and told them I wasn't interested in working in that type of environment. I said if they had disclosed the basic information that I probably would not have went there for the interview. They told me that they had informed the head hunter and he did not tell me. I fired the head hunter immediately.

  120. i'd rather stay away from them if they do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost all head hunters and con$ulting agencies modify the resumes match what the employer is looking for. In my experience I find that letting them know up-front that I want them to give me feedback on my resume and let me make changes as I see fit & that I do not want them modifying my resume works. As many have mentioned, most of the time the HR reps in the companies just look for buzz words and key words which is a reason why these middlemen see fit to *fib* on the resumes... and they want the $'s

    To answer your question $4. Yes. I've deal with situations like these. I personally know consulting agencies that prey on people & border on the illegal & for the most part do illegal stuff while leaving no paper trail, making it hard to prove anything. So here is a checklist about what/how/who about these consulting agencies:

    - The consulting company is run by an Indian(s). not all you say! well the next one will be a sure way to find out which ones to stay away from.
    - They hire only Indian's graduating from US institutions and are on OPT where they need to find a job fast or recruited from India. as both types know nothing about the law here, etc
    - They make changes to resumes & coach person on interview questions and ask them to *just get the job* & once they get the job and can't do it then they can get other consultants to help with the work behind the scenes
    - They never put anything in writing (paper or email). All business is by phone. Ask them to email/snail-mail anything and the reply is always "We'll call you"
    - They don't hire non-Indian's especially Americans (Americans know about the law's don't they :)
    - Their concept of bench-pay is taking money out of your pay check every pay period and paying it back to you as pay when you are on the bench
    - They require you to sign a contract with them that you will have to pay and arm or a leg or more if you leave them before 2 (or more or less) years
    - They want you to pay a part or all of the H1b application fees
    - Their idea of reimbursing your relocation costs is by paying part of your salary as making part of your pay as reimbursement so that it is not taxed. Until Uncle Sam has *paid* for your move
    - They always have an excuse as to why they have not been able to return any documents, visa papers, etc you gave them for processing the H1b, and in many cases even pay stubs

    i could go on... i wonder why the US Govt has not done anything, it's not like they can't know any of this...

  121. Re:Unfortunately, a lot of people want to be lied by lewko · · Score: 2, Funny

    I replied to a job description which specified "minimum, six years Java experience".

    Java had only been around for four years.

    I asked them whether they were negotiable on the experience, or if they'd mind me calling them back in a couple of years.

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  122. My fun experiences with headhunters by British · · Score: 1

    1. Getting no less than NINE calls each from different headhunters for a position I already interviewed for, that I waited 6 months for. The interview went horrible.

    2. Having a headhunter give me the usual in-person interview, then asking me a week later, "so, any new leads?". I told him that was his job.

    3. Seeing a headhunter post a job ad on a local board. Guess what? It was the exact same text from the company's job ad on the first one I mentioned.

    4. Daily calls from India for a job to submit me to. Oh I despised them.

    5. Having a headhunter NOT submit my resume, but not telling me about it until I asked. Ditched that company after the 3rd employee from that place called me.

    A headhunter is often a middleman where it is often un-needed. I would rather apply directly & keep them out of the hoops. Sadly, monster.com and friends have TONS of job ads..all made by consulting firms, with the relevant data(ie company you would be working for) left out. What do you expect when there are 10 headhunters to ONE job?

  123. And by jawahar · · Score: 1

    Companies always prefer to hire a Highly Skilled Wage Slaves.

  124. Easy solution to this, do do the lying YOURSELF. by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    I'm now 31 and I've been employed since I was 18.
    In that time I've had about 7 jobs and have worked at least 85 to 90% of those years, however there are several 2, 4, 6 month periods where I have been without work.
    All you need to do is say you were at X job for a couple months longer than you actually were and started Y job earlier than you did, you can also leave a gap too.
    Example left company A in October, started at B in November - they will assume you took a week or two off to chill out or go on holiday etc.

    I won't deny your agency were stupid and perhaps you've got much larger holes to fill in than I do but you can bend the rules a little and not feel too guilty (well, I sure don't)

  125. It can get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a headhunter try and get me to effectively marry (enter into a "living together contract" with) a Swedish guy (I'm also a guy, and I don't personally don't swing that way) in order to make it so the company wouldn't have to get me a work permit, after INSISTING that they would never do such a thing. There were a few other dodgy things proposed as well. I declined, said I didn't want to work for a company that would ask that of me; the headhunter relented, was honest with them, and they didn't have a problem with getting my permit. I now work there, but the company no longer uses the services of that headhunter.

    I later learned that the same headhunter had sex with one of my (married) colleagues and there potentially was a baby involved. Some people will stop at nothing...

  126. You stupid fucking cunt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Came the interview, I realized that Zeke had left out part of my history and had mis-dated other aspects, to keep me from appearing unemployed. Like an idiot, I tried to correct this at the interview, to find out that Acme had decided that I had fabricated all of my experience, and chewed out the rep for ABC for sending an unqualified applicant.

    You stupid fucking cunt. Williamson! I'm talking to you shithead! You just cost me six-thousand dollars. Six-thousand dollars and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it asshole? You're fucking shit! Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt? You idiot! Whoever told you that you could work with men?

    You want to know the first rule you'd learn if you'd ever spent a day in your life? You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is. You fucking child.

  127. Re:Headhunter? WTF for? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    I never understood that idea of not hiring people because they "don't have a job". People that don't have job are cheaper as they're hungry. What is your opinion of YOUR employees looking for other jobs? After all, YOU only hire people with jobs, who's trying to hire YOUR employees? Or is that "disloyalty"?

  128. Re:Headhunter? WTF for? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    Because there are millions of people to choose from. I don't need help finding people at all

    If the latter statement (something is easy to find) followed logically from the former (there are lots of things in the search space) then companies like Google would not exist.

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  129. Not unusual by z_gringo · · Score: 1

    None of that is unusual. First of all, it is important to point out that the contract agency does not work for you. In fact, their interests are for the most part contrary to yours. They want to place someone at the job and they want to pay them as little as possible while billing as much as possible to their client. Their client pays them, and they work for the company you are placed at. You are little more than a talking sack of meat and bones to your contract agency. That being said, it is possible to develop a good working relationship with them from time to time, and apparently you have done that. That is great. But you can still and SHOULD be working with several different agencies at any time. So to answer your questions, Yes, agencies modify resumes all the time to remove their competitors names, customize your experience to fit the job and to do pretty much anything else they think will help them get the contract. It isn't malice. It is just what they do. No, Zeke is not your friend. He never was. They want you to think they are your friend, but don't fall in to that trap. Nearly all of that is applicable to HR people also.

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  130. Reputation? by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    Your reputation in the market is crucial, and they just screwed yours.

    I know some people have to keep their reputation clean, but honestly - the vast majority of people - are simply deluding themselves if they think they are actually this important.

    1. Re:Reputation? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Indeed. We've hired exactly one person with a meaningful reputation in five years / 400 hires.

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  131. If they lie about anything - FIRE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they lie about anything - FIRE them.

    A small lie goes to their character. You don't need to work with people like that since it reflects on you.

    Leaving out details is not lying.

  132. And don't forget to tell others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having headhunters screw you over is grounds for dumping them. And telling everyone you know (or might know) to avoid either the agency, or the specific person.

    Don't know what the specific libel laws may be, but as long as you're detailing actual facts - you should be allowed to post publicly (a la a blog or /.) what they've done - with you original and edited CVs as examples.

    Don't make anything up, but be direct. They won't like the negative publicity.

  133. I've had a resume modified by a headhunter .. by arcade · · Score: 1

    I've had a resume modified by a headhunter once. I submitted my resume to the headhunter, and got an interview with a company a week later. All well and good. The headhunter was not certain how I would do interviews (and wanted to be able to advice me if it went bad), and the company I was being interviewed at agreed to her request about her sitting in on the interview.

    Half-way into the interview they asked me about my Oracle skills, and some SQL questions. I was a tad puzzled and said that I'm not very much into Oracle. They pointed out that I had it listed on my CV.. whereupon I was a tad confused and asked to see "my CV".

    Much to my surprise, my minor mention of "have installed and configured Oracle IAS" had turned into "Experienced Oracle DBA".

    I looked at my interviewer, then cocked my head towards my recruiter and asked "Uhm, I think someone have rewritten this for me...", whereupon the recruiters face became a deep shade of red.

    The rest of the interview went very well, and I did get the job, as a Unix-admin.

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  134. My experience w/ headhunters by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    When I was in grad school I asked one of the few practical, real-world professors I had about headhunters. He said "Do you mean the guys who kill you and shrink your head or do you mean the guys that get you a job?" I said the latter. He said "Well, you know when you have a barrel of apples?" Umm...yeah... "Well, you empty out that barrel and there's this layer of crud on the bottom." Um....yeah... "You scrape off that layer and underneath are headhunters." Oh, great. He then told me that headhunters will work hard to get you a job but they will work just as hard to make you take a job. Bottom line is that they're in it for their own interests i.e. they get paid by the employer, not for yours. I took a stab at a couple of headhunters over the years and they all were hell-bent on making me take the first job that came down the pike. One required me (in my early 20s) to move to Grass Valley, CA. Not exactly a hotbed of technology or young single women. I turned it down and never heard from that headhunter again. Another wanted me to interview for a company who told him that they didn't want a "Mac bigot". I being a Macintosh programmer at the time decided that what they really wanted was someone who would eventually switch over to the PC version of their product once they sh*tcanned the Mac version. It also told me that they were more "PC bigots" who would poo poo the Mac the first chance they got. Again I turned it down and told the headhunter that I didn't want to go into a hostile work environment from day one. Again, the headhunter blew me off. I never used one again.

  135. I wont tolerate such nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had it happen.

    I went in for an interview. it was clear that I was there due to buzzword bingo and the job they had open wasnt even in my chosen discipline. I stopped right there, explained what happened and apologized to the interviewer for the waste of his time and noting that the hunting agency would never, ever be representing me again.

    The happy ending is that a few days later, the hiring company contacted me to invite me to interview for a position that *was* in my discipline. It wasnt a match but I made a good contact.

    My reputation is just as important as my skillset. I complete contracts. I deliver excellent work. And above all, I dont bullshit about what I can and cannot do. Anyone screwing with that is directly harming my livelihood and I take a dim view of that indeed.

  136. Well it really depends on you by Eskarel · · Score: 1
    1. Yes and No. From your lack of experience with head hunters and they way they operate, I'd guess you're probably fairly new to the job market. This can be rough especially in tight economic times like a lot of countries are experiencing. Unless your headhunter is lying about putting you in for jobs this is probably the case. Generally unless you're in high demand, headhunters are more likely to drop you entirely if you bodge an interview or otherwise piss them off than to risk hurting their reputation by sending inappropriate candidates for shits and giggles.
    2. Yes, head hunters do modify your resume. At the least most of them will reformat it, and some of them will play around with it to make it more appealing. Whether you should shut up and live with it depends entirely on what they're doing. If they're hiding your period of unemployment without actually lying then keep your trap shut. If they're claiming you worked somewhere you didn't work or otherwise falsifying your resume then you need to stop going through them(though this probably isn't the case since that sort of misrepresentation could get them sued.
    3. If you feel that Zeke isn't helping your career and especially if you think he's harming it you should tell him you don't want him to represent you anymore, you don't have to tell him to get lost, that's stupid, and is what the don't make enemies thing is about. It doesn't mean you have to be everyone's friend, it means you don't burn bridges or piss people off if you don't need to. Unless Zeke is paying you directly you should also have as many Zeke's out there as you can find trying to sell you to clients because you don't get exclusivity without money.
    4. Pretty much everyone has had experiences like this in their early years. Interviews and Resumes are hard and, especially in the early days, you really have to work hard to make yours stand out.

    Getting a job sucks. It's always sucked, and probably always will suck. Nearly every resume you put in will be in a pile with a few hundred others, and the person reading them isn't going to spend an awful lot of time on yours. Nearly everyone fudges theirs a little and your interviewer will probably take off about 20% of what you say as exaggeration regardless.

    Interviews are also hard especially in the early days or if you're excruciatingly honest, or don't have the best social skills.

    It's hard to say from your description exactly what happened. Hiding periods of unemployment is quite common and acceptable. Lying about periods of employment isn't. We don't know from your story which of these it is.

  137. Re:Unfortunately, a lot of people want to be lied by Surt · · Score: 1

    Obviously, they were looking to hire someone from Sun who worked with the language for a couple of years before it was released.
    The company I work for is shortly going to open source a language. I'll be able to claim 5 more years of experience with it than anyone in the remainder of the public.

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    "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  138. You don't "hire" a headhunter in the first place by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Remember: headhunters are people that were judged too unethical to become used car salesmen! (I once had a headhunter hand me $1000 cash in an unmarked envelope to quit the job I'd just started and take another position that he had been working on but taken to long. I also had a head hunter promise me per diem for taking a job 70 miles from home, then when the first paycheck arrived say "We changed our mind... didn't we tell you?") You work with many headhunters at once, and use whatever headhunter can get into a paying position the quickest at the highest salary rate. I've never used the same contracting company for two positions in a row, although I have used the same contracting company multiple times. One more warning: just because a company tells you that you have a start date, doesn't mean you have a job. I had a contracting firm get me a job at Intel and give me a start date, insist that I give notice at the old contract which was not complete, then days before the start date tell me "Sorry, Intel Finance department didn't approve funding for the position." Fortunately, I was able to scramble and land a different position at Intel through a different contracting company, but the company that promised me the non-existent position was then pissed off at me for not sticking around for several weeks (unemployed) on the off chance that they could convince Intel to change their mind. In my experience, H. L. Yoh has been the least slimy as headhunters go, but I still don't trust them simply because they are headhunters after all.

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    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  139. My take ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,

    I'll caveat all of this by saying that I've never quite been in a similar position to yourself, and haven't had to deal with a headhunting agency to quite the same extent.

    But I can say, based on the situation that you've described, that I'd drop that headhunting agency right now, and move to a different one. Where I live, they're a dime-a-dozen. Don't like the one you're with? Switch.

    Let me put it a different way. Unless these headhunting guys are your close friends, I don't really see why you should harbor any loyalty toward them. This business is not getting the job done, has done things you don't agree with, and is making you nervous enough to write about (to complete strangers, I might add). I mention that last part only because, if it isn't already, it *should* be the big, bold underlined font running across your vision which says: "Dear Captain Sarcastic [your userid], it's time to move on."

  140. Re:Easy solution to this, do do the lying YOURSELF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be a ploker.
    Past empolyment dates are the easiet thing of all for a future employer to check up on.

    There is no harm at all in saying you did tempory casual work (or claimed unemployment) during the gaps.

  141. mod points? Not as bad as it looks. by reiisi · · Score: 1

    Log in and you notice that the relative rating drops a point. Once you're logged in, you can click on the points and see the breakdown.

    Really not as bad as it looks.

    About the dreams and vibes, though, I suppose I could have been less subtle.

    The vibes and the dreams got me to ask a few questions I had been letting slide.

    It was the answers to the questions that put the brakes on. It was the second look where I realized I was getting myself into a bad situation.

    Is that plain enough?

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    Computer memory is just fancy paper, CPUs just fancy pens with fancy erasers; the 'net is just a fancy backyard fence.
  142. superstitious? by reiisi · · Score: 1

    I suppose I was a little oblique there, but read it again.

    But about dreams, you don't have to assume dreams are supernatural to discover you can learn things from them. Check the wikipedia entry on dreams.

    Shoot. What am I doing, responding to an AC? The guy that posted that misinformed attempt to defend himself from understanding himself isn't going to read this anyway.

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    Computer memory is just fancy paper, CPUs just fancy pens with fancy erasers; the 'net is just a fancy backyard fence.
  143. Is this America specific? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this a particularly American thing? I worked in the US from 1997 to 2005 in the contract market, and have had a few experiences like this, though the particular head-hunter I was working long term with never repeated it after the first time I confronted him, and told him that integrity was more important for me than finding a job. In the last three years, I have been working in the UK, again in the contract market, and yet to face anything like this. I still send out PDF resumes so that this happens a little less.

    I have had recruiters call me back and ask me to send a version 'highlighting' a particular skill set, and that I see as fair. If I have 15 years of experience and done various things, and their client wants a particular skill set among the things I have done, I might add a paragraph or two about the particular skill set, and my relevant experience. Thats about the only types of changes I make, and I insist that it has to be me who makes the changes.

  144. Copyleft it! by defaria · · Score: 1

    This is exactly why I have 1 copy of my resume on my own web site and it's copyleft'ed. Head hunters are free to take a copy of it and if they want alter it slightly, but they must put a pointer to the original and only official copy of my resume that I maintain. If I find they violated the terms of the copyleft I inform them of their illegal behavior and threaten suit. I'm serious about this. Any company who does not wish to work with my terms does not work with me - period.

  145. Re:Headhunter? WTF for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good headhunter is especially useful in a down economy. Not to disparage anyone who is out of work, but in a recession the first people to often lose their jobs are the people who provided marginal value. In a recession you may get more applicants but not necessarily more qualified ones. A good headhunter can help manage this.

  146. Dealing with the Devil by Sarlin · · Score: 1

    Headhunters are like used car salesmen for the most part. They get paid to get you placed, regardless. If you are going to use a headhunter NEVER use one that you, personally, have to pay. The legit ones get paid by the hiring company. If they tell you there is a fee to you for ANY reason, walk out the door. Also, some (perhaps many) headhunters will contact you with some promising leads even while you are currently employed. Once you take the bait, they will then contact your employer letting them know that they may have to fill a position in the near future because they know one of their employees is looking for work (i.e. - YOU). Devils! If you decide that it is better for you to use a headhunter than to look for jobs yourself, then just make sure you are up front with them as to what you expect and don't expect from them. Honesty is the best policy. Just remember they are in it for the paycheck. They have no personal interest in you. You are a commission to them. That's it.

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    The Thing is.
  147. Headhunter regulation eminent by cwevenson · · Score: 1

    I have seen this with a few headhunters, and had calls form them about experiences i have never put on my resume. I am really not impressed by headhunters and there is talk that in Alberta they will soon be regulated because of the dishonesty with them. It is bad enough that employers now want all the non essential skills including the must haves to have the situation complicated by headhunters trumping up your resume so it looks glamourous so they can glean a fat commission.

  148. And they are all wrong. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    There is no way in which you can meaningfully explain what you do in such a short space of time (considering headings, that you are not using single spacing and other formating caveats).

    As somebody that has reviewed his fair share of CVs and interviewed lots of people I can tell you that such advice, at least in my field, is utter nonsense.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  149. Who is the one with "social issues"? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    "And guess what. You're not as good looking as you think. More than likely you look like some one in need of attention. When I look at resumes I toss instantly the ones with photo's. Why? Most likely the person has some social issues."

    It is very agreeable to me to know that there are people out there that can judge the character of a human being by guessing the reasons a person had to put a photograph on a CV.

    It makes you marvel at human ingenuity.

    The possibility that people put a photograph of themselves for a myriad of reasons is valiantly eluded by somebody that has cracked this sociological nut, by bining CVs of otherwise worthy candidates for only this reason.

    it makes me happy to be sharing the world with such enlightened folk.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  150. grew up in a very "bad neighbourhood" by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Why is that even in your CV????

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.