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  1. Re:Bill tightens his fist! on I'm a PC and I'm 4-1/2 · · Score: 1
    I'm Chinese and I've expressed that I'm suppressed, hardpressed, and repressed!

    Just figured I'd get that out of the way.

  2. Re:Layman? on Ubuntu Wipes Windows 7 In Benchmarks · · Score: 1

    It can process 25 Library of Congresses per second.

  3. Re:That's nothing on Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes · · Score: 1

    Holy shit that made me laugh hard.

  4. Re:And in the true slashdot spirit on Jack Thompson Attacks DoD, ESA, GTA With Utah Bill · · Score: 1

    Nope, I used my "bishop".

  5. Re:Video games vs Jack on Jack Thompson Attacks DoD, ESA, GTA With Utah Bill · · Score: 3, Funny
    I had a dream sorta like that, except replace "people that were poised to kill me" with "hot supermodels". And there were lots of pillows.

    So clearly, chess breeds porn as well.

  6. They're showing the real game... on Comcast Apologizes For Super Bowl Porn Glitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're just showing what the sportscasters were watching anyways. "Check out that penetration!" "Yeah John, you can see the backfield has been totally violated." "If he got his hands on that ball, he would have scored for sure."

  7. Re:OH NOES!!! on IBM Building 20 Petaflop Computer For the US Gov't · · Score: 1

    Skynet? More like Multivac.

  8. Re:A marriage of convenience on AT&T, Comcast To Join RIAA Team · · Score: 1

    You're confused. Most of that money just goes to paying off all the people that got the Democrats elected. It's possibly one of the biggest pork spending bills ever to pass through Congress.

  9. Re:Solution on Taxpayer Data At IRS Remains Vulnerable · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The solution is easier than that. Scrap the IRS entirely and move to a national sales tax. The government will no longer have the need to possess the information in the first place. The citizens become MUCH more aware of how much tax they are really paying by being reminded of it each purchase. Businesses and individuals no long have a complicated tax code to fumble through every year on April 15th. The nation saves $265 billion every year from the costs of doing taxes, not the taxes themselves, just the act of filling out paperwork and hunting for receipts.

    On top of all that, it takes the power away from the government! You say, "Oh our Congressman would never approve!" Really? There are 72+ cosponsors for a house bill that does this right now! And the people of America are pissed off enough now that we actually CAN make a difference if we raise our voices long enough to drown out American Idol.

    If you haven't looked at it in a while, the Fair Tax plan is looking better and better everyday. The research and the numbers are solid. All the myths and lies have been squashed. Do yourself a favor and read the actual website, not your favorite one-sided blog.

  10. Re:Your what now? on Palm Announces Killer New Phone · · Score: 1

    Whooosh! It's called a joke.

  11. Re:How many iPhone killers is that? on Palm Announces Killer New Phone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thus far, I have yet to see an "iPhone killer" do anything of the sort.

    My Jitterbug disagrees.

  12. Re:First steps towards the Militarization of NASA on Obama Moves To Link Pentagon With NASA · · Score: -1, Troll

    I voted for Obama because I was hoping he was pro-peace.

    It seems that not only was I wrong, I was very naive.

    There's your "change we can believe in". He has changed his holy robe for an empty suit.

  13. It's FREE! It's FREE! on Content Filtering Pulled From Free Broadband Proposal · · Score: 1

    For the last frickin time, can we stop saying things provided by the government are "free"? It's not free if I'm paying for it, no matter how many politicians my money is used to bribe before getting spent on my "free" services.

  14. Re:NASA == National Security on The Fight Over NASA's Future · · Score: 1

    Why would Russia put nukes on the moon to attack the US? We can see them from our backyard!

  15. Re:I can't support this use of tax dollars on US Corps Want $1B From Gov't For Battery Factory · · Score: 1
    I say don't give it to them. Because no matter how many great plans we come up with here, I'd bet what's left of my life savings they wouldn't pick one of those. On top of that, it will end up like every other government program, broke and asking for more money in a few years.

    "Oh Mr. Congressman, we're THIS close to releasing it, all we need is a little more money. $2b or so should do..."

  16. Re:They found it on Drilling Hits an Active Magma Chamber In Hawaii · · Score: 1

    And when you're done, she blows her load on you! Not quite as fun on the receiving end now is it?

  17. Re:I love 3D on Apple's 3D Desktop Patent Filing Examined · · Score: 1

    I believe it will be a series of tubes.

  18. Case 5 on Should We Clone a Neanderthal? · · Score: 1

    I welcome our cloned Neanderthal overlords.

  19. To all the Slashdotters that hate jazz... on A Computer Composing and Playing Jazz · · Score: 1
    This is rebut all the "jazz sounds stupid" comments.

    To you, yeah, it probably does. Just as a page of perfectly written code won't do a thing to excite the best chef in the world. Just as a building that looks like a bunch of random boxes won't excite a barber, but an architect might take a trip around the world to see it. If you learn a little bit about it, you start to understand why things are done. Why something that appears to be "stupid" is actually one of the most brilliant things ever done.

  20. I know who DOES have soul.... on Ray Kurzweil Wonders, Can Machines Ever Have Souls? · · Score: 1
    This guy definitely has soul...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

  21. Re:I wonder... on New Generator Boosts Wind Turbine Efficiency 50% · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think the engineers would be more concerned with torque than HP anyways.

  22. Re:Brain size on Why the Widening Gender Gap In Computer Science? · · Score: 1
    Why women avoid pursuing a CS career is a mystery to me.

    Maybe you should take a look at the negatives...

    1. Compatibility, will not work with Wanda on the 3rd floor because her "...shoes never match her belt".

    2. Unstable UI, enter one command at different times of the day and you get different responses.

    3. Excessive down time, once a month for a few days the system locks up and fails to perform normally.

    4. Needless accessorizing,They require jewelry, makeup, and fancy designer clothes, even though these accessories don't make it perform any better.

    5. Incompatible apps, Forget running Happy Hour 3.0 or Stripper Birthday Party 2.6 while on the job. Sports Talk 8 and Hey Baby 9.1 can sometimes cause unpredictable results as well. 6.

  23. Re:I expect him to be as keep his NASA pledge... on Obama's Impending NASA Decisions · · Score: 1

    There's one thing we know for sure we can count on, and that's change. We can all expect quite a bit of changes in his positions now that he doesn't have to win votes for a few years.

  24. The similarities are stunning! on Hubble's Exoplanet Pics Outshined by Keck's · · Score: 5, Funny

    they are massive, young, hot planets that are probably mostly gaseous and completely inhospitable. They'd get along great with my ex!

  25. Billion times nothing is..... on Very Large Telescope Captures New 27-Megapixel Deep Field · · Score: 1
    Galaxies were detected that are a billion times fainter than the unaided eye can see...

    What's a billion times "I can't see shit?"