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  1. This reminds me of something... on New Zealand Tree Stuck In Evolutionary Time Warp · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Could it be...wait a sec...got it! This sounds to me sort of like Norton AntiMoa.

  2. This sounds like a great idea... on Bars' Scanning of ID Violates BC Privacy Laws · · Score: 2, Funny

    After all, it's not as though I've never encountered a bouncer who's a rage-driven, 'roid-crazed whack job with delusions of adequacy, a two-figure IQ, and an ironclad belief that every woman in the world desperately wants access to his shrunken little dick. Exactly the kind of person I want having access to my sister's personal information. And if there's ever been a "security system" in a bar that couldn't be defeated in five minutes by a bartender with a Grade 8 education and a weakness for white powder, I've yet to see it. So I wouldn't be all that confident that the twitchy little guy in the corner with the laptop and the Klingon Vengeance Blade isn't paging through the personal data of everybody on the premises even as I try to hide my "Trekkies Are Assholes" t-shirt.

    The day I surrender the contents of anything on a mag strip to the lack-wits, thieves and bottom feeders who infest your average bar is the day I move to Iran and stand on a street corner with a megaphone and invite Ali Khamenei to blow me.

  3. So what's the big deal? on Software Glitch Leads To $23,148,855,308,184,500 Visa Charges · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that about the cost of a couple of packs of smokes and a bag of chips at one of those gas station stores? If he filled up the truck, too...well, that would just about account for it.

    Dude should shut up and pay what he owes.

  4. There's another advantage on Expanding the Electricity Grid May Be a Mistake · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Decentralized generation seems likely to offer more jobs at the local level, both for construction of smaller, more numerous generating facilities and for on-going staffing and maintenance.

  5. Re:Counter attack on Online Attack Hits US Government Web Sites · · Score: 1

    Do we really need government involvement? It seems to me that a few script kiddies with an attitude and a small botnet could return North Korea to its usual, Stone Age situation.

    News that it was six tweens and a pet gerbil who brought North Korea to its metaphorical knees might make them think twice against pulling this kind of crap in the future.

  6. Re:Similarly... on Incandescent Bulbs Return To the Cutting Edge · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but you're mistaken. The "economy improvements" you're talking about resulted from a move by consumers to smaller cars, not a real increase in mileage those cars were getting. Do you think they can design and build a new car in a matter of months?

  7. Similarly... on Incandescent Bulbs Return To the Cutting Edge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The last major gas mileage increase in North American cars came as a result of legislation.

  8. "Your smile is perfect, Yoshi!" on Railway Workers Get Daily Smile Scans · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thought bubble over Yoshi's head:

    "It is so easy to smile like this when I think about pulling out Boss-san's intestines with rusty fish knife and feeding them to my dog in front of his dying eyes. His time to visit honourable ancestors comes faster than he thinks.

  9. Terminator 5: The Elimination on RC Submarine Lays Fiber Through Sewers In Italy · · Score: 1

    A whole generation of new "It Came From The Sewer" urban legends is spawning in the dark even as we speak.

  10. No surprise here on In Canada, No Expectation of Privacy On the Net · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Van Loan is one of the neo-cons currently blighting the Canadian political stage. They've been wandering around like lost sheep ever since Obama was elected in the US, and this kind of wholesale destruction of personal privacy is just their version of pigging out on comfort food when things go wrong.

  11. It must be said... on Toyota Demonstrates Brain Control of Wheelchair · · Score: 3, Funny

    This technological advance screams out to be mounted on a mobile beer fridge. Far more convenient than waiting for a buddy to finish his pint, then using that time-worn phrase, "While you're up..."

  12. Overheard at the Annual Bug of the Year Awards on Investigators Suspect Computers Doomed Air France Jet · · Score: 1

    "So you're nominated because you crashed Word 2007 three times in 20 minutes? Pussy.

  13. Re:Jonathan Heiliger can kiss my rosy ass... on Facebook VP Slams Intel's, AMD's Chip Performance Claims · · Score: 1

    Whatever idiot labeled this a "Troll" is probably incompetent to be given moderator status. Try studying the legal interpretation of "Fair Comment", jackass.

  14. Re:Irony and Science on EPA Quashed Report Skeptical of Global Warming · · Score: 1

    Thank you for taking the time to do the heavy lifting on this. One can't help but wonder whether the author of the report isn't one of the deeply-entrenched "loyal Bushies" who so worked so assiduously to create the eight-year nightmare of incompetence, greed and fanaticism that was the Bush/Cheney administration.

  15. Jonathan Heiliger can kiss my rosy ass... on Facebook VP Slams Intel's, AMD's Chip Performance Claims · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ever since I accepted their invitation to use my (very unusual) name openly on Facebook, every single variation on that name has been spammed. This Heilinger jackass can take his "harsh words" about the performance of people who do real hardware work and shove them deep and hard. You can't bullshit a chip, you can merely mis-state its performance. When you lie about how you'll protect information people give you in trust, you're pretty much a douchebag. Mr. Heiliger, you are a douchebag.

  16. Re:It's a complicated issue on Tennesee Man Charged In "Virtual Pornography" Case · · Score: 1

    If you're stimulated by pictures of mature secondary sexual characteristics, you aren't likely to be all that interested in little girls.

  17. Well, it works with dogs... on Stuck Knob Causes Serious Window Damage To Atlantis · · Score: 3, Funny

    Throw a bucket of cold water on it and the knob should slip right out.

  18. And thanks, too on Switching To Solar Power, One Year Later · · Score: 1

    By being an early adopter, Loyd also helps the technology to gain acceptance, which helps everybody who chooses solar later on. Acceptance = economies of scale = lower price. Assuming energy prices stay roughly where they are or rise, people who come after Loyd will reach their break even point much sooner, even assuming further innovation doesn't cut the price of solar even more.

  19. Quit begging and start barking on Lies, Damn Lies, and Battery-Life Statistics · · Score: 1

    If the trade publications weren't such complete and utter whores, they would have developed a legitimate, real-world test of battery life that would drive the industry version into the toilet, where it belongs.

  20. Not surprising on Bozeman, MT Drops Password Info Requirement · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In most of the places I have worked, Human Resources is stocked via lateral transfer from other areas. They're the deadwood that can't be easily be fired, but must be moved out for the good of the department. I'm entirely unsurprised that some HR drone came up with this idea. Unfortunately, they're still the first people job applicants usually encounter.

  21. If ever there was a time... on British Court Rules Against Blogger Anonymity · · Score: 1

    ...to start following some journalists and editors around and publishing information about the sleazier aspects of their personal lives, this is it. There are any number of excuses you could come up with to establish why such information is vital to the public interest.

  22. Re:Testing, testing... on Ocean Currents Proposed As Cause of Magnetic Field · · Score: 1

    You're out of date. Please check your facts before you run your mouth on something you clearly know nothing about.

    Fucking idiot!

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/05/090511122425.htm

  23. Testing, testing... on Ocean Currents Proposed As Cause of Magnetic Field · · Score: 1

    We might have proof of this in the foreseeable future. If we keep warming up the planet, it's quite possible that one or more major ocean currents will start behaving differently. If that happens and we see a change in the magnetic field, that would provide a strong hint that the two are connected in some way.

  24. I have to ask... on Teen Diagnoses Her Own Disease In Science Class · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this what they mean by "Private Health Care"?

  25. It's a pity on Judge OK's MediaSentry Evidence, Limits Defendant's Expert · · Score: 1

    After a lot of years of predominately right wing rule in the United States, there's a shytte-load of judges who will rule against the individual in favour of big money every time. It's the John Robertsing of US jurisprudence, and it has little to do with fairness, justice or judgment.