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  1. Re:Why not release it? on Gates 'World's Most-Spammed Man' · · Score: 1

    the only skill you need to create surviving offspring is to have low enough demands to get laid by someone

    It sounds like you're having a hard time finding a date.
    Maybe you should consider going back on your meds.

  2. Re:Amen on A Car With A Mind Of Its Own · · Score: 2

    Police: Stay calm, sir. We'll send someone out there to shoot out your tires.

  3. Re:Too Far? on Independent Developers Fight Piracy & Lose · · Score: 1

    I guess two wrongs really *do* make a right!

  4. Re:Mother's Opinion on Body and Brains of Gamers Probed · · Score: 1

    I would guess that it's the same reason people talk dirty during sex.

    Uh, maybe you're talking about forcible prison sex, but otherwise these should be 2 very different things.
    squeal like a pig, beotch!

  5. Re:Nuclear energy works! on China Goes Nuclear · · Score: 1

    Two words: New Jersey. /kidding

  6. Re:Packet monkeys, eh? on CEO Indicted for DDOSing Competitors · · Score: 1

    The brewing temperature is not important. Serving coffee that hot is irresponsible. Have you ever spilled hot coffee on yourself? I have, but I never suffered 3rd degree burns or required a skin graft.

    If that happened to me you bet I would sue.

  7. Re:Packet monkeys, eh? on CEO Indicted for DDOSing Competitors · · Score: 1

    I hate it when people use the mcdonald's coffee thing as the ultimate frivolous lawsuit. The fact was that mickey D's knew that the temp of their coffee was excessive and that people were getting serious burns, they chose not to lower the temp because it would have negatively affected their profits if they had. That woman was seriously hurt and those corporate assholes could have easily prevented it, but they decided not to, so find a real frivolous lawsuit to pick on.

  8. Re:Oddly, the solution is racial profiling on Defending The Skies Against Congress And The Elderly · · Score: 1

    This analogy doesn't work.
    sure it does.

    First of all, the cancer doesn't know its being targeted.
    ok, and crimes don't know they are being investigated. relevant?

    Second of all, white men still must have themselves checked for prostate cancer.
    ok, and white men may still be suspected of committimg crimes.

    Third of all, black men are not 100% more likely to committ crimes.
    well, they are easily 100% more likely to be incarcerated. I think it's clear that the purpose of my example is to demonstrate that racial profiling is bad.

  9. Re:Oddly, the solution is racial profiling on Defending The Skies Against Congress And The Elderly · · Score: 1

    Doctors usually check black men for prostate cancer because they are 100% more likely to get it than white men. Is that racism?

    In an unrelated statistic, doctors have found that a diet of fried chicken and watermelon will double your risk of prostate cancer.

  10. Re:Oddly, the solution is racial profiling on Defending The Skies Against Congress And The Elderly · · Score: 1

    Doctors usually check black men for prostate cancer because they are 100% more likely to get it than white men. Is that racism?

    Let's try this another way:

    Police usually suspect black men of committing crimes because they are 100% more likely to commit them than white men. Is that racism?

    Of course it is.

  11. Re:The other side? on Defending The Skies Against Congress And The Elderly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Except that you don't make to 78 by having suicidal tendencies. At that age a radical cause is getting the lime jello off the menu.

    But I'll go out on a limb and say that yes we should pat the old people down once in a while. Just to stir things up. You know these are the people that are making most of the stink about security. What, you want us to just frisk people who don't look like you? Nice try, pops.

  12. Re:All I know is... on Yet More Google Gazing · · Score: 1

    The google people are Sailor Moon Fans?
    Single Mexican Females? /I give up

  13. Re:First Useful Post on Is MySQL Planning a Change of Tune? · · Score: 1

    It's an open source license, meaning the license is open source not the software. The lawyers decided to release it for free in hopes that companies will hire them to explain it. Sound familiar?

  14. Re:12 on Two New Saturnian Moons · · Score: 2, Funny

    how many library of congress is that?
    12. Definitely 12.

    I'm having trouble picturing this. How many football fields would you say that is?

  15. Re:Linux makes jobs on Free Can Mean Big Money - The Open Source Economy · · Score: 1

    No there's too many holes here.

    First of all you can assume that a new walmart, while it may create a couple hundred jobs, will just squeeze that many out from target.

    Second, we all know what those guys spend the money on: drugs and hookers.

  16. Re:Bad Name on Wi-Foo: The Secrets of Wireless Hacking · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Kung Fu is a martial art skill.
    Kung Foo is programming skill.
    Therefore Wifi Foo is skill at hacking/securing wifi networks.
    You overthought this one.

  17. no it's... on BSA Asks Kids to Name Copyright Weasel · · Score: 1

    Satan's Little Helper

  18. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... on The Thermochemical Joy of Cooking · · Score: 1

    I also do gormet cooking.

    No you don't.

  19. Re:If cooking is science on The Thermochemical Joy of Cooking · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does that make Jamie Oliver java?

    I would've went with python because of that huge tongue

  20. Re:Mod parent up on Worst Explanation From Tech Support? · · Score: 1

    Tech support (me): First I want you to right click on your start button
    Customer: Ok, should I write it with a pen or a pencil?
    click. bang.

  21. Re:My suggestion is on Moving Up the IT Ladder in a Poor Economy? · · Score: 1

    another option is to make a tron suit that really showcases your nads. In my experience this will really get you noticed.

  22. Re:It'll do for gamers what Pr0n did for perverts on New Gamepad Designed To Build Muscles? · · Score: 1

    killer app prediction:
    an online multiplayer first person spoojer

  23. Re:Computers will be everywhere on The Uncertain Promise of Utility Computing · · Score: 1

    What will they talk about?

    the best way to enslave humanity.

  24. Re:The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth on Colorization of Mars Images? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Last time I checked, the Bible was older than 1950.

    and last time i checked, there were more than eleven stars.

  25. Re:That's not what this is used for... on Spidering Hacks · · Score: 1

    Think of datamining, prime example

    you're misusing this buzzword. what you just described is called 'collecting data'