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  1. RIAA checklist on RIAA Sues Woman Who Has Never Used a Computer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Multiple "john does"...CHECK

    7 year old girl...CHECK

    A mother of four...CHECK

    Non computer users...CHECK

    Nuns...

    President bush...

    Lars Ulrich...

    Ourselves...

    God...

  2. Cringely predicted it on Cisco Eyeing Tivo/Nintendo for Buyout? · · Score: 1

    #11 on Cringely's 2006 predictions:

    11) TiVO will be bought by another company.

  3. Never blame on injunction on German Wikipedia Threatened w/ Injunction · · Score: 1

    What can easily be explained by a good old fashioned slashdotting...

  4. A good suggestion was embedded in the article: on The Patent Epidemic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the Patent Office closed its doors today it would need two years just to clear the backlog.

    How about a 2 year moratorium on patents?

  5. Woah, smaller and faster on Opera CEO Jon von Tetzchner Answers Your Questions · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm impressed. When is the last time you've heard a product rep. assert that they're trying to make their product smaller?

  6. Re:What a name! on Bjarne Stroustrup Previews C++0x · · Score: 1

    Forget how to pronounce C++0x, how do you pronounce Bjarne Stroustrup?

  7. Hey China! on China Declares War on Internet Pornography · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you have an e-mail address where I can report porno spammers being hosted in China?

  8. Spammers are suing RBL maintainers on Spammer Sued Under EU Law · · Score: 1

    It seems that more and more spammers are using frivolous lawsuits against RBL maintainers. The AHBL The ABHL is one such recent victim of a lawsuit, in fact after two years of threats by the alledged spammer. In this case the litigant is acting pro se and is seeking outrageous damages (over 3 million). I have personally banned his ass at the ISP I work for --several times in fact when he moved his operations after being TOS'd.

    More information at the Abusive Hosts Blocking Lists' legal defense page.

  9. Re:OT: Bypassing the /. submission nazis on Nissan and Microsoft Create Videogame Car · · Score: 1

    The article wasn't about me, you fucking asshole.

  10. OT: Bypassing the /. submission nazis on Nissan and Microsoft Create Videogame Car · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I know I'll be modded off topic for this, but I submitted this story twice and the submission bitches at slashdot didn't think it was interesting enough to include, so screw 'em.

    As posted on the Usenet newsgroup news.admin.net-abuse.email, after over two years of legal threats from an alleged spammer, "FreeSpeech Store", Richard Scoville of San Antonio, TX has filed a lawsuit in the Texas court system against the Abusive Hosts Blocking List, a community involved RBL. The suit seeks in total 3.525 million dollars in damage, and a TRO is in effect. While frivilous lawsuits against RBL maintainers are not a new concept, they seem to be more prevalent lately, especially considering the legal costs required to defend lawsuits from out of state. Amazingly, FSS has asserted that any donars who pledge funds to defray legal expenses will be considered "co-conspirators" in his lawsuit.

  11. Find the Maretha Sea of Rains on Explosion on Moon Spreads Moondust · · Score: 1

    Using google

  12. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. on Music Download Pricing Lawsuits Pending? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've solved the problem on my end.

    I don't buy music anymore.

    I can live without it -- the real question is, can they live without my money? The answer to that one is probably also "yes", but that's okay. I'm not out to destroy them, I just don't want to be a supporter of their industry anymore.

  13. Re:to make this complete on Jack Thompson Buys Stock in GTA Parent Company · · Score: 1

    They should invite Jerry Springer to chair the meeting. Chairs will fly.

    No, that was the episode in which Steve Balmer did a guest appearance.

  14. I've asked this before and I'll ask this again: on Sony DRM Installed Even When EULA Declined · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When will we see CRIMINAL charges brought against Sony?

  15. Dark days indeed. on Symantec Restricts Crypto Export · · Score: 4, Funny

    What sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design cryptographic software are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

  16. Re:If only they had listened to Slashdot on FTC Declares Can-Spam a Success · · Score: 1

    So you would prefer that the ISPs not shut down spammers?

    You obviously don't understand SPEWS.


    I must agree. SPEWS did not originate in a vacuum, it happened after years of abuse originating from network providers that either didn't care to do anything about the problem or were part of the problem.

    SPEWS has never been just about blocking the source of spam as much as it's been about punishing (or you could look at it as providing incentive to) network providers that give shelter and/or support to the spammers.

    In the end result, if you don't like SPEWS don't use it. If your IPs are listed on SPEWS you live in a sewer and you only have yourself or (or your network administrator) to blame. As far as my network goes however, my servers, my rules :-)

  17. Imagine... on Hacking Santa · · Score: 1

    a beowulf cluster of robot drunk santas...

  18. In related news... on Superman 'Too Big' for the Big Screen · · Score: 1

    Movie bosses are looking at Superman's buldge.

  19. NASA seeks it? on NASA Seeks Geniuses and Visionaries · · Score: 0

    Well who doesn't seek Guinness..mmm.. it's so frothy and yummy, like a meal in every can.

    *grumblecakes*

  20. Bill Gates is so lucky on Bill Gates, Time Magazine "Person of the Year" · · Score: 1

    that he was married to Melinda and had all those billions to philanthropize with, otherwise Melinda would have received this award alone!

  21. This is a terribly written article... on Cell Phone CEOs Marked For Phone Cloning · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a single step -- and so it was that law professor Susan Drummond's long, strange trip into the world of wireless security, where she learned that a terrorist organization had appropriated Ted Rogers' cellphone number, was launched by the arrival of a phone bill for $12,237.60.

    Okay, thanks for introducing Ms. Drummond. Who the hell is Ted Rogers and what did that have to do with Ms. Drummonds number being cloned. I don't think they did a very good job of explaining that. I read the article twice and still have no idea who Ted Rogers is.

    "They were cloning the senior executives repeatedly, because everyone was afraid to cut off Ted Rogers' phone,"

    Uh.. okay, well.. why didn't they do it to Ms. Drummond's phone either? Crappy article.

  22. Dear record cartel (especially Sony): on After Brief Respite Music Industry Slump Deepens · · Score: 1

    I am pleased to see my lack of CD purchases is killing you. But i have done far worse than kill you, I have hurt you; and I want to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, with nothing but compulsary, proportionate licensing fees and miniscule iPod profits... buried alive. BURIED ALIVE.

    (Okay, I couldn't think of a better ending)

  23. Am I the only one who read this as... on Paramount Sues Ohio Man For $100,000 · · Score: 1

    Chimpanzee sues Paramont Studies for ruby on rails...?

  24. Stupid name on Ruby on Rails 1.0 Released · · Score: 1

    I always feel like donating something to the Red Cross whenever I hear about Ruby on Rails.. think of the children.

  25. Re:Pathetic on Behind the Scenes of Narnia's Special Effects · · Score: 4, Funny

    How did Aslan become king?

    The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excaliber from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that Aslan, the Lion, was to carry Excalibur! That is why Aslan was King!