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Behind the Scenes of Narnia's Special Effects

louismg writes "Walt Disney Pictures' Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe took in more than $100 million at the box office worldwide in its opening weekend, riding the back of special effects powering nearly all the movie's characters, from the lion Aslan to the Gryphon, Minotaur, Centaurs and more. VFXWorld has a series of diaries with the technology geeks at Rhythm & Hues behind the special effects. (Part 1, 2) For the fantasy film's special effects, Rhythm & Hues teamed up with Industrial Light and Magic and Sony Pictures Imageworks to deliver more than 1,400 shots for the film, and used cutting-edge technology from BlueArc, NVIDIA and others to keep the effects' production running."

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  1. Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed... by TheRealBurKaZoiD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I liken it to cotton candy; all fluffy and sweet to taste, but melts to nothing when you eat it. The book was much better, probably because I was a kid when I read it, and my imagination was much wilder than it is now. It's definitely a movie for kids, and I recommend it to all parents. It's at least worth a matinee.

  2. Pathetic by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 2, Informative

    With that kind of doe, you'd like they could at least get the blue/green screening done properly. Quite honestly, I felt the effects in this film were very poorly done.

    One more tidbit. It's interesting that on IMDB the first 20 pages of reviews are all very positive (and submitted before the offical release), yet 80% of the more recent ones (since Fridays US release) are all very poor.

    1. Re:Pathetic by operagost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only problem I had was with the fake-looking "rag doll" physics they used when Peter was unseated from his horse. They really should have used a stunt man. I'm curious: what did you see wrong?

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    2. Re:Pathetic by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 2, Informative

      #1 There was one scene where all the kids were standing in front of a pictureseque mountain background. It was so clearly a green screen and a very poorly done. #2 The animation of the beavers seemed less realistic than the other creatures. It was like having Donkey from Shrek next to Golem from LOTR. #3 The wolves were terrible in most scenes. #4 Proportions were off, particularly in the battle near the end. The giants looked SO out of place and fake, like a bad photoshop edit.

    3. Re:Pathetic by Xzzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quite honestly, I felt the effects in this film were very poorly done.

      The entire movie was very poorly done. It's as if the script writer merely made a bulleted list of every major plot point in the novel, and handed it off to the director. There was absolutely no character to the movie, everyone trouped around the countryside methodicly completing task A before moving on to task B. Felt more like they were connecting the dots than telling a story.

      I suppose it merely proves there's something to be said for "adapting" rather than doing a 1 to 1 conversion. Not sticking to the story may piss off the hardcore fans, but at least it produces a watchable movie.

    4. Re:Pathetic by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. I haven't read the books but I feel like they didn't connect a lot of the dots.. For example:

      - Why is the witch so angry?
      - Where did Aslan come back from?
      - What connection does the professor have to the wardrobe and Narnia?
      - How did Narnia come into the hands of the White Witch?
      - Where did Aslan leave to and why?
      - How did Aslan become king?

    5. Re:Pathetic by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      the only one that really stood out to me was the mountain background that you list as #1. I think the tech hasn't really caught up on close-ups with vast back-grounds yet. The rest I didn't notice so much, but I don't have a really critical eye for a lot of that stuff either.

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    6. Re:Pathetic by Eclypser · · Score: 1

      Two very specific Bad Green screen scenes were when they were running across the frozen lake and with the closeups they were obiviously not there along with the fact that the sleigh should have easily caught them and also when they stood on top of the hill and first looked towards where Aslan was camped out. The background was beautiful, but their bodies did not have the correct lighting and their hair didn't move right at all. The magic of the movie was completely lost at that point. Basically it seemed that they spend so much on some of the creatures that they had to cut other places.

      Why did Aslan look so good, and the beavers look so blurry? Yuck.

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    7. Re:Pathetic by Khomar · · Score: 5, Informative
      - Why is the witch so angry?
      - Where did Aslan come back from?
      - What connection does the professor have to the wardrobe and Narnia?
      - How did Narnia come into the hands of the White Witch?
      - Where did Aslan leave to and why?
      - How did Aslan become king?

      What you are looking for is "The Magician's Nephew", the sixth book in the Narnian series that is actually a prequel to the entire series. It explains where the witch came from, what the professor knows about Narnia, and who Aslan is (as well as what is up with the lightpost :-) ). These questions were all mysteries in the original books (in their original order) that were not answered until the second to the last book, and with the possibility of making all seven books into movies, they must have decided to keep them mysteries now as well.

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    8. Re:Pathetic by stoolpigeon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've been thinking about this since I saw it, and as I've been reading this thread. I liked the film and wouldn't say poorly done, but I think that you have pegged the biggest weakness. By staying so true to the events of the book it loses a little something. The book can narrate a lot of fealing, thoughts and emotions. A film needs to show events to explain that kind of thing.
       
      Interestingly enough the film begins with a scene not in the book at all that does a lot to set up some of how things will work out. But from then on, as you say, you get the books events but not all the book's depth. Now I still liked the film as I've said, and I don't think the books are so deep, that you are missing that much. I think some of the film's weaknesses are the book's weaknesses too. (I've always thought Clive's fiction was his weakest work~ Screwtape Letters excepted)
       
      I think you hit the nail on the head. To have been a better film would have required more deviation from the text. This makes me rethink some of my frustration with the LoTR films. I loved them too, and now maybe I wont be so hard on some of the revisions.

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    9. Re:Pathetic by TallMatthew · · Score: 1
      Why is the witch so angry?

      You'd be angry, too, if your tit was cold.

    10. Re:Pathetic by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 5, Informative
      Why is the witch so angry?

      She's evil. There are more details in another Narnia story, 'The Magician's Nephew.'

      Where did Aslan come back from?

      He is ruler of many countries, so he was off visiting them.

      What connection does the professor have to the wardrobe and Narnia?

      That's detailed in 'The Magician's Nephew.'

      How did Narnia come into the hands of the White Witch?

      'Magician's Nephew'

      Where did Aslan leave to and why?

      Other countries to rule.

      How did Aslan become king?

      His Father is the Emperor over the sea and always has been. It's a bit like asking who put God in charge of everything. This is more apparent in the other stories.

    11. Re:Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think you mean "dough".

    12. Re:Pathetic by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      It doesn't need to answer those questions, just ensure you're asking them. Remember, this is one of a series of movies based upon one of a series of novels, and yes, just like Star Wars, there are prequels (well, one, from memory, and the book sucked, but we'll see.)

      Right now, all you need to know is that the White Witch is Evil, and Aslan is Good.

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    13. Re:Pathetic by iainl · · Score: 1

      The Witch is the Devil, the Lion is God.

      I think that pretty much gives you all the answers Lewis felt you'd need.

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      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
    14. Re:Pathetic by Xzzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interestingly enough the film begins with a scene not in the book at all that does a lot to set up some of how things will work out.

      I'm glad you pointed that out. It's been 15+ years since I read the novels, and though it didn't seem right to witness the bombing of London in the opening scenes I couldn't remeber if it had been in the books.

      Those opening scenes were the only ones in the movie that triggered any kind of emotional reaction in me, which is both good and bad. Illustrates the importance of adapting even better I think. ;)

    15. Re:Pathetic by avageek · · Score: 1
      I haven't read the books

      First off you admit your ignorance, thanks. But your expectation that everything be spelled out to you is what sets me off. It's not just you; I've noticed this trend with the last few years with movies. It's one of the downfalls of the latter matrix movies, and other fantasy/sci-fi genre movies. One of the mysteries of the matrix was that you were thrown in the middle of the world and taken on a ride. The same is true for this particular narnia story. It requires imagination on your part...

      Also, for what it's worth the movie followed the book very well. These are children's books that happen to appeal to adults also...granted that you have an imagination.

    16. Re:Pathetic by Frymaster · · Score: 1
      Why did Aslan look so good, and the beavers look so blurry?

      because aslan is god and god is perfect.

      i mean, duh!

    17. Re:Pathetic by Soybean47 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on the mountain scene. Also, a couple of the darker scenes were poorly lit... not just that they were a little too dark (they were), but also the lighting looked a bit unnatural.

      I thought the beavers were really well done, though. They realized anthropomorphic beavers better than my imagination could... I was really impressed. Some of the beaver scenes were better than others, I guess, so maybe the better ones stuck in my mind more, while you focused more on the worse ones. As for the final battle... I was immersed enough by that point that it wouldn't have bothered me if that annoying stick of gum from the Extra commercials had been involved in the fight.

    18. Re:Pathetic by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1

      rotten tomatoes has it at 76% positive reviews.

      Not sure which effects were poorly done.

      WETA was involved in this film. The same guys that did Lord of the Rings

      If something like a centaur or minotuar looks fake, it might be because they don't really exist.

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    19. Re:Pathetic by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I just started reading The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe with my 7 3/4 (the 3/4 are important to her) year-old daughter. We saw the film Saturday night. The opening bombings were mentioned in passing on page 1 in the book, but not described. The children were sent away because of the bombing. Going back for the picture? The invention of the script writer.

      My daughter loved the movie. I thought it had the frequent problem of stuffing too many pages of a novel into too few minutes on screen. "Bullet Points" is a fitting judgement.

      I noticed the shot of the kids up on the peak and the background screaming "green-screen" to my eyes. I thought the beavers looked fake, but the movement of the wolves was well done. For talking animals, the overall effect was quite a breakthrough.

      I'm thinking that after we finish as many of the Narnia books as we care to, I'll read Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy for balance. She loved the Hobbit, but I don't think she's ready for The Lord of the Rings. We've read Harry Potter 1 and 2, and seen the first three movies together. The opening of Harry Potter 3 is too scary for her even though she's seen the film and understands who the big dog is. So those will have to wait.

      I am surprised at how much I like reading to her. Although the Narnia books are the first that I will be reading to her that I haven't read myself.

      And what is slashcode for an underline? I can see my English teacher's red circles around the book titles that ought to be underlined...

    20. Re:Pathetic by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      She had tits? The first thing that popped up in my brain when I saw her was "ITS A MAN BABY!!"

    21. Re:Pathetic by Jardine · · Score: 4, Funny


              How did Aslan become king?

      His Father is the Emperor over the sea and always has been. It's a bit like asking who put God in charge of everything.


      Well I didn't vote for 'im.

    22. Re:Pathetic by b4k3d+b34nz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the problem with the movie was that they left out a narrator. One of the things about the books was that you always knew that they were being narrated, but narration was never in the way. In the movie, there is no narrator, and maybe it would have been beneficial for the character development (especially for Aslan) that seems to be missing.

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    23. Re:Pathetic by wrf3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      God is neither a Republican nor a Democrat. He's a monarch.

    24. Re:Pathetic by Bazzalisk · · Score: 4, Insightful
      God is neither a Republican nor a Democrat. He's a monarch.

      Not even that Polybius defined a monarch as a single ruler acting within the constraints of what tradition and his subjects will allow. By his definition God is a Tyrant.

      --
      James P. Barrett
    25. Re:Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    26. Re:Pathetic by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's not the first story you have found that starts mid-stream and didn't connect a lot of the dots. Here's another:

      - Why is Darth Vader so angry?
      - How did Ben Kenobi come to live on Tatooine?
      - What connection does Uncle Owen have to Luke's father?
      - How did the Old Republic come into the hands of the Emporer?
      - Where did Obi Wan disappear to when Vader killed him, and why did he let it happen?
      - Why does Darth Vader wear a full mask/helmet?

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    27. Re:Pathetic by conJunk · · Score: 1
      everyone trouped around the countryside methodicly completing task A before moving on to task B. Felt more like they were connecting the dots than telling a story.

      that was actually my primary criticism of LOTR; i hated it for exactly that reason

      [puts on flame-proof suit and hides...]

    28. Re:Pathetic by lgw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Book titles should be italicized, as you've done. Underlining is how you indicate that you'd use italics if you had them.

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    29. Re:Pathetic by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should discuss that with your parents, who brought you into "His country" when you were but a wee lad or las. The rules were already in place at the time of your immigration.

    30. Re:Pathetic by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Funny
      - Why is the witch so angry?

      Hey, you didn't see any eligible warlocks in the movie, now did you? A few thousand years without getting laid, you'd be an icy bitch too.

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      That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
    31. Re:Pathetic by merc · · Score: 4, Funny

      How did Aslan become king?

      The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excaliber from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that Aslan, the Lion, was to carry Excalibur! That is why Aslan was King!

      --
      It's true no man is an island, but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a good raft.
    32. Re:Pathetic by bfields · · Score: 1
      By staying so true to the events of the book it loses a little something. The book can narrate a lot of fealing, thoughts and emotions. A film needs to show events to explain that kind of thing.

      This is a point that was really brought home to me by watching the Lord of the Rings movies. Tolkein explains directly that Farimir is tempted to take the ring back to Gondor, whereas in the movie Farimir is actually shown taking Frodo partway back, getting into a battle, then releasing him. His indecision is transcribed into action.

      Those movies were interesting to watch because, of all the movie adaptations I've seen, they were the ones where I was most familiar with the original text. So it was fun watching them make these kinds of adaptation decisions, even when I wasn't sure I loved the result.

    33. Re:Pathetic by MilwaukeeCharlie · · Score: 1

      Regarding Lewis' fiction...
      I read that of his own books, Lewis liked Perelandra the best, and thought it was worth a hundred 'Screwtapes.'

      Terrible science fiction, that space trilogy, but good on a theological level, which was his point, I believe.

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    34. Re:Pathetic by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting to consider the implications of "what his subjects will allow" when applied to God.

    35. Re:Pathetic by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excaliber from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that Aslan, the Lion, was to carry Excalibur! That is why Aslan was King!

      Nonsense. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you.

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      ...sometimes, in order to hurt someone very badly, you have to tell that person terrible lies. - PA
    36. Re:Pathetic by Surt · · Score: 1

      Pretty much all of the studios are doing the same thing (flooding imdb and other popular review sites with positive reviews before the theatrical release). I don't think there is any way to build a trustworthy user review movie web site. Your best bet for a mildly accurate review of a movie is probably the tomatometer. At least there you're getting a semi trustable filter on a large number of reviews.

      http://www.rottentomatoes.com/

      Note that their rating for narnia is only 76%
      http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/chronicles_of_narn ia_lion_witch_wardrobe/

      I try to avoid seeing anything under 80%

      Even there you'll run into trouble. Batman Begins got a flood of paid-for positives and managed to come in at 83% in spite of that movie's extreme level of suckage. One helpful tip to avoid this problem: compare the negative reviews to the positive. In this particular movie, you have an extreme disparity in the reviews. The positives are glowing while the negatives thought it was a horrible movie. When that happens you can probably bet on the positives being bought and paid for.

      The best thing I've found when trying to gauge the quality of a movie: read some negative reviews. See if you feel like you can live with what they didn't like. Reading positive reviews is comparatively useless.

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    37. Re:Pathetic by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 1

      Ha! Batman Begins gets my vote for best movie of 2005. :)

    38. Re:Pathetic by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to tell me that you wasted your money to critic the movie? I went to see the movie to "enjoy" the experience and follow the "plot" and general flow of the story. I did not notice any flaws as I was not looking for them. Do you over analyze all movies you go to for effects quality? You must really be a lot of fun at parties then.

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    39. Re:Pathetic by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 1

      I guess the difference is there wasn't an immediate need to justify the plot by defining those unknowns. I mean, what reason did they have to trust Aslan over the White Witch? Because the Beavers told them so?

    40. Re:Pathetic by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Look - some strange woman lyin' in ponds and distributing swords to jungle cats is no basis for a government!

    41. Re:Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Quite honestly, I felt the effects in this film were very poorly done.

      The entire movie was very poorly done."

      Yeah because those rendered Minotaurs, Griffins and Faun legs look nothing like the REAL things I've encountered in my travels. Just like LotR, you've think people would actually try to go out and SEE things before rendering them in order to get the special effects right.

    42. Re:Pathetic by ZaMoose · · Score: 1

      I believe that the Narnia cycle is a peculiar beast, when mentioned in the context of the other books you brought up. Lewis' phraseology tends to be so direct and easy to read that the chapters fairly roll off one's tongue, while Tolkein, et. al., tend to be a more laborious task to read aloud.

      I've always loved the Narnia books, but the leadup to this film was the first time that I've actually read them aloud (to my 2 month old son and wife, not that he will remember it, just practicing...). I was surprised by 1) how short the books actually are when taken individually and 2) what a talent Lewis had for constructing sentences that are clear, concise and yet thoroughly engaging.

      For those not in the Philly area (or without satellite radio), Marty Moss-Coane (of "Radio Times" on the Philly NPR station) had a very interesting discussion on Lewis and his writing style last week. Well worth the hour's time to listen.

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    43. Re:Pathetic by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I have the space trilogy but I've only read it once, since as you say, it is terrible.
       
      My favorite Lewis books are those that are not fictional at all, but I think screwtape is novel enough that I liked it a lot. And that is not to say that I don't like Narnia, it just isn't in the same league as say, The Abolition of Man.

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    44. Re:Pathetic by xrobertcmx · · Score: 1

      Now where have I heard that before.

    45. Re:Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well apparently the people of earth didn't like his 'son' and nailed him to a cross....

      I'd hate to think what they would do to the REAL deal...

    46. Re:Pathetic by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find this line of discussion quite flamebait.

      If you had the ability and power to create life and set forth the rules of physics and behaviour for said life, how does that define you as "Tyrant"? Would that not define you as "The Creator" of said life?

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    47. Re:Pathetic by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Exactly. IIRC, italics are the proper way to indicate book titles, and underlining was chosen as a substitute for use with handwritten or, depending on when the rules were nailed down, typewritten documents.

    48. Re:Pathetic by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Probably my cousin; I'm pretty sure he made it up :-)

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    49. Re:Pathetic by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "If something like a centaur or minotuar looks fake, it might be because they don't really exist."

      Actually I thought the centaurs and minotaurs looked pretty good. The ones that looked fake were the real animals such as the beavers and to a lesser degree the wolves. Maybe they looked extra fake precisely for the reason that they DO exist and hence we have an expectation of what a real beaver or wolf looks like.

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    50. Re:Pathetic by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      I'd agree with you there. I can't help but notice some effects errors as I've worked with imaging for a large portion of my life, but honestly I didn't anything so jarring that it ruined the movie for me.
      It's a fantasy movie, in that old fauns in the woods and unicorns style. It isn't Lord of the Rings and neither are the books. They are much more like fairy tales. You ruin it if you start to try to over analyze the story.
      I quite enjoyed it and thought it was very true to the book. My son enjoyed it as well, being of the age where he just started reading the series this year. I know that he wasn't thinking "bah crap green screen work" when he was watching it.

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    51. Re:Pathetic by arkanes · · Score: 1

      The Christian God is not just a Creator, he is also a judge and a ruler - he didn't simply create humans, he wants them to act in certain ways and will punish them if they don't. The creation part is fairly incidental, really, except when it's used as justification for Gods right to rule.

    52. Re:Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, 'he' is never around....

    53. Re:Pathetic by magefile · · Score: 1

      An ice queen in need of a good humping? No, sorry, wrong movie.

    54. Re:Pathetic by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 1

      I wasn't looking for them, they jumped out at me. Judging by the replies to my posting and what I've read on IMDB it appears I'm not the only one who felt this way.

    55. Re:Pathetic by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

      A fair enough question. I'm in the midst of re-reading now to refresh my memory, so I'll not presume to to speculate from foggy memory.

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    56. Re:Pathetic by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1

      You got a point about the beavers.
      They did look a little fuzzy. I guess I looked passed it because I enjoyed thier dialog.

      The wolves looked good except for their faces, they were probably given a little too much expression.

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      "If they have both, tell them we use Linux. And if they have that, tell them the computers are down." -Dave Chapelle
    57. Re:Pathetic by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > The best thing I've found when trying to gauge the quality of a movie: read some negative reviews. See if you feel like you can live with what they didn't like.

      --Hollywood Bitchslap is useful for this (and can be linked from the Slashdot front page; it's in the content choices.)

      http://hollywoodbitchslap.com/

      --
      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    58. Re:Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, hearing over and over that you look like a dude must get to you. (Tilda Swinton is one of the most ah... unique looking women in Hollywood.)

    59. Re:Pathetic by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      "I guess the difference is there wasn't an immediate need to justify the plot by defining those unknowns. I mean, what reason did they have to trust Aslan over the White Witch? Because the Beavers told them so?"

      That's exactly what Edmund thought. Of course, he found out the hard way exactly why they should trust Aslan over the Witch. So even in the context of the book itself someone thought the way you do --- at least until he discovered for himself that the witch was evil.

      Anyway, in the book it's more clear from the beginning that Aslan is the ultimate good guy. They toned that aspect down a bit in the movie, so I guess it might also have the effect of making it less than entirely clear that Aslan is the ultimate force of good in the world of Narnia.

    60. Re:Pathetic by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      I didn't find any of the animation to be distractingly bad. If anything the worst effects were some of the plastic monster masks on the horde of baddies in the end battle.
      Overall though there was nothing so jarring that it ruined my enjoyment of the film. The beavers were a hell of a lot better than the beaver suits in the BBC version.
      Maybe having just watched the BBC version made me appreciate this one SO much more.

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    61. Re:Pathetic by Surt · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I had not heard of that one before.

      3 (out of 5) stars for chronicles of narnia. 4 Stars for Batman Begins, which is somewhat worrisome.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    62. Re:Pathetic by Drachemorder · · Score: 1

      As far as Narnia is concerned, I'd chalk up a lot of the disparity in reviews to people's familiarity with and preconceptions about the story. People who have read the books often have a strong opinion one way or the other because of the association with Christianity. Everyone knows how passionate people can be about religion. So there are likely quite a few reviewers who were biased either for or against the movie from the outset. (That isn't necessarily a bad thing --- reviews are always opinion, after all, and any opinion of a movie can be useful as long as it's well thought out and explained. "I disagree with what the movie is trying to say" is a perfectly valid opinion.)

    63. Re:Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try "Wrathful Tyrant', or 'Vengeful Tyrant'.

    64. Re:Pathetic by nappingcracker · · Score: 1

      I agree that some of the cg effects should not have been included for the amount of money spent, a few looked like they where not completely polished.

      However, I was impressed with the amount of effects that had a white/light background. It is really hard to do cg with light backgrounds, especially in mass scale, because it makes it hard to hide things. Like the hoth scenes in SW, very impressive (technically), because it is hard to light light environments.

      Dark scenes (in cg) always finish better, because they can "under" light and desaturate, and your mind fills in the rest.

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    65. Re:Pathetic by Rob+Carr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What is it about the scene with the kids where there's the moutains in the background? It did stick out as badly done, but darned if I know what it is that's wrong. My best guess is the gamma on the kids is dramatically different from that on the scenery -- but then wouldn't that happen sometimes in real life (clouds, etc.)? I still loved the movie, but of course I loved the books.

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    66. Re:Pathetic by Professional+Slacker · · Score: 1

      Well I didn't vote for him.

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    67. Re:Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and I guess that God wants to be anthromorphised too?

      I think us humans have a bad habit of trying to explain everything with bad analogies. And this doesn't just apply to God.

    68. Re:Pathetic by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Judging by the box office numbers, the average joe/jane does not know or care about blue/green screen effects. The only time I will notice flaws in CG effects if the movie is lacking in plot or dialogue.

      The last movie where I thought the CG effect were awful would have to be The Mummy Returns but that was because the plot was quite weak.

      The replies on IMDB from are meaningless as they do not represent the average moviegoer. They are a small vocal minority of armchair movie editors with no real experience developing a feature movie with a proper plotline.

      If you considered The Mummy Returns or any of the last three Star Wars movies as better than this, then obviously you care more about effects over plot and dialogue.

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    69. Re:Pathetic by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Most typewriters (back when they were popular) didn't have italics, just upper and lower case courier font at ten characters per inch (and six lines per inch) - thus the underline protocol for titles. If you wanted italics, you would have to use a completely different typewriter. Sometime in the 60's IBM released the Selectric series, which had a removeable type-head. Changing fonts became as simple as replacing an ink cartridge is today. This broke the one machine, one font state of affairs. A document produced on a Selectric could have many fonts. Some might consider the introduction of the Selectric as the beginning of desktop publishing.

  3. Re:Jesus=money by digitaldc · · Score: 1, Funny

    Jesus sounds a lot like Qui-Gon Jinn.

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  4. Anyone seen it yet? by kadathseeker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've heard it's made alot of money, but how does it hold up to the novels? I am sick of novels I love being destroyed by two-bit producers who can't invest the little time and energy it would take to do them right.

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    1. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I've heard it's made alot of money, but how does it hold up to the novels? I am sick of novels I love being destroyed by two-bit producers who can't invest the little time and energy it would take to do them right.

      It's been awhile, so I'm not sure if they deviated from the book in any significant ways, but nothing jumped out at me. The lack of blood was a little conspicuous, but they wanted a PG rating and it's already quite violent.

      Overall, I was very impressed, and I hope they make the rest of the series.

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    2. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have no idea why you've been modded down- it's a valid question.
       
      My wife and I saw a preview showing last Monday. We recently finished reading this book to our kids so it was still pretty fresh in our minds.
       
      The extent to which it is true to the book is pretty great. About the only really big deviation I saw is mentioned in the first response to this question. They really tamed things down in regards to blood and especially so in the sacrafice of Aslan. But looking at the intended audience and the rating this is understandable.
       
      I wrote it up in my journal after we saw it and to sum up my impression, if you liked the book, I think you'll like the film. If you didn't like the book, I doubt you will like the film. If you were indifferent to the book, you might like the film due to all the fantastic creatures. I thought the effects were pretty incredible.
       
      The beginning of the film deviates slightly from the book, but I think it is also a good choice in that, at the time the book came out, the reason for the children leaving London would have been understood. For children today a little explanation is probably helpful.

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    3. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by gregoryb · · Score: 1
      I've heard it's made alot of money, but how does it hold up to the novels? I am sick of novels I love being destroyed by two-bit producers who can't invest the little time and energy it would take to do them right.

      They didn't deviate from the story flagrantly and most of the main events you'd expect to see are in the movie. However, as with most of these type movies, there was a large amount of backstory that got cut. I felt like the movie was rushed and cut short as the details in the books really help fill out the overall story and help you understand why characters act the way they do.

      But that's pretty standard, what did I expect? :)

    4. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by thebdj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am sick of novels I love being destroyed by two-bit producers who can't invest the little time and energy it would take to do them right.

      Seriously this will never change much, but it is not because of two-bit producers, well not always at least. You have to remember that many books would make a great deal more then just a two hour movie. Look at Lord of the Rings, you have a series of three movies which run over 11 hrs with the extended editions and things still had to be left out.

      In the end, LotR is probably a good example of a book being done fairly right. Yes a few things were left out and some were even changed, but when taking work from literature to film you should expect some change to be necessary. There are some example of very true novel-theater adaptations, but many of those include lots of Director and Writer interaction and even screenplays being written by the original authors.

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    5. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's been too long since I've read the book but the person I was with said they spent waaaay too much time on the battle, which in the book only consisted of one chapter.

      Maybe a spoiler ahead...

      The weird part was they barely talked to the lion yet they cried like crazy when he died. It just didn't seem like they knew him well enough to react like that.

    6. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I've heard it's made alot of money, but how does it hold up to the novels? I am sick of novels I love being destroyed by two-bit producers who can't invest the little time and energy it would take to do them right.

      The story followed the books very closely, much more than (for example) Peter Jackson did with LOTR.

      The movie is what it is - a children's fairy tale. My 9 year old daughter absolutely loved it. But if you can't check your mind at the door, you won't like the movie.

      The Christian allegory is unmistakeable as well. Aslan = Jesus is pretty obvious. Being a Christian myself, I had no problems with that. But the typical more secular slashdotter might not enjoy the movie if they don't ignore the religious parallels.

    7. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There have actually been a lot of (and largely) faithful conversions lately, HHTTG, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (hey, I included "largely", yes, I know the ending and moral is different, but the rest of the film is pure Roald Dahl) to name but two.

      Yes, while it's a long time since I read it, I have to confirm Wardrobe is very, from memory, faithful to the novel.

      I'm (no longer) a particularly great fan of fantasy (I thought the Lord of the Rings trilogy sucked, quite honestly, but that's because it's just not my cup of tea. Mind you, while I loved The Hobbit I never got into the novel either. The Narnia series, however, I lapped up as a child), but so far as I could see it was a good, honest, and well done conversion of the novel. The first half was a little off with the timing, I don't think the novel translated to film terribly well (which is not to say that some of the best scenes weren't in the first half), but the second half worked pretty well. My fiance, who was the last person I expected to enjoy the film, said there were scenes that gave her chills. The battle scene was certainly excellent. There was stuff they managed to pull off that shouldn't have worked but just did.

      So yeah, you don't have to worry about a book you fell in love with being ripped to shreds under Disney's knife this time.

      I wonder if we can chalk this down, to a certain extent, to the religious nature. I'm not a great fan of the whole "We need to appeal to the Christian Right for this movie" thing (not least because Mel Gibson's underhanded "bash the left" campaign to publicise The Passion was, well, underhanded and divisive), but if you're converting a novel with a Christian sub-text, you can't very well get away with butchering it or changing the moral without knowing people are going to call for boycotts. In that respect, the conversion probably benefitted from the religious angle in a way I'd never expect. This atheist but childhood fan of CS Lewis, at least, is glad that happened.

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    8. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Informative

      I thought it was good. My wife loved it. She had never read it as a child and actually cried in parts. I felt they did a good job of it and I was very pleased they didn't take out the Christian content. The original book was very much Christian in context and to remove it would have been to destroy the intention of the author. I would say if you liked the book you will like the movie.

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    9. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 1

      Who needs backstory when you can do sequel? Hell, it took George Lucas five more movies to tell us where Vader came from...

    10. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by john83 · · Score: 0

      to sum up my impression, if you liked the book, I think you'll like the film. If you didn't like the book, I doubt you will like the film. If you were indifferent to the book, you might like the film due to all the fantastic creatures. I thought the effects were pretty incredible.

      What if you haven't read the book?

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    11. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      The weird part was they barely talked to the lion yet they cried like crazy when he died. It just didn't seem like they knew him well enough to react like that.

      Ah, you're right, that did seem odd. The book can explain their feelings without spending a lot of time on it, but in a movie that's hard to show, so it did look disproportionate.

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    12. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      The Christian allegory is unmistakeable as well. Aslan = Jesus is pretty obvious. Being a Christian myself, I had no problems with that. But the typical more secular slashdotter might not enjoy the movie if they don't ignore the religious parallels.

      I'm sorry, but I'm just not seeing what everone else is seeing on this one? Is is just because he's raised from the dead or something? I don't get it.

      When I originally read the novels many, many moons ago this connection never struck me, and I'm still finding the connection dubious to this day. maybe I just don't want a piece of my childhood used to ensare kids into believeing intelligent design.

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    13. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Soybean47 · · Score: 1

      The allegory is only obvious if you know about it in advance, or are particularly steeped in Christian doctrine. Seriously... if a non-Christian isn't told that it's a Christian allegory, they can enjoy the movie (or the books) without even noticing. I know a lot of Christians don't even make the connection from the books without being told.

      I don't know if that's a good thing. I think it probably is... it's a good story that stands alone, but holds a deeper meaning for some.

    14. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      LotRs done right? Oh yea, nice to see Tom appear and all.. not like it wasn't an important part of the book..

      The film totally cuts out the fact that it's not some insanely fast journey. They made it seem like Aragorn and Gandalf knew everything, the hobbits knew where they were going and generally everyone was a merry little party who was off for a brief wander. Any danger was removed untill it was instantly upon them and any time they had to relax wasn't shown at all, so it seemed they'd go for a brief wander towards Mordor, get attacked then repeat.

      I've seen the first 2 films and I'm currently reading through the second book (well 4th book, Frodo just met the Gondorian troops and Sam met his Oliphaunt). Comparing it to the films to me is just just fair on the books. The films arn't bad but they're clearly nothing compared to the books. I'd call them remakes at best, the same way you have like king kong now.. it roughly follows, but it's just not as good as the originals and never will be. Stand alone they're good, but they don't live up to the names.

      I doubt I'll see the third film any time soon, but if the chance arises it's unlikely I'll turn it down. But still I won't go searching for it..

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    15. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it's very definitely Christian allegory. Lewis was quite devout and wrote an amazing lot of Christian literature (I highly recommend The Screwtape Letters even to someone who is not Christian--I myself am not, in fact), and he meant Narnia to be seen from a Christian viewpoint. If you have doubts, reread The Last Battle, in which we get the Narnian version of Judgment Day, complete with Antichrist figure.

      Chris Mattern

    16. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      LoTR was done terribly. It should have been 6 movies (one for each book) instead of 3. The Harry Potter series needed to have a few books split into two movies as well.

      So far, the best movie adaptations I have seen (and the only decent ones) are The Hunt for the Red October and Jurassic Park. I get the feeling there is one more, but I can't remember it.

      When I can't understand what and why something is going on without having read the book, it's not a good adaptation.

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    17. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by beejhuff · · Score: 3, Informative

      I had similar thoughts upon seeing the film this weekend, and didn't recall the level of Christian imagery being there when I read the books as a child. But it's there, and there is a great writeup on it at Slate.com at http://www.slate.com/id/2131908/

      The author of the above piece even gives some pretty good analysis on why we don't seem to remember the religious over/undertones from our childhood readings.

      Also interesting to discover that Lewis was a contemporary of Tolkien, and that perhaps this relationship with Tolkien kindled the Christian influences in his writing.

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    18. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by bahwi · · Score: 1

      Books do not cast to movies easily, if at all. That's why they're "destroyed by two-bit producers who can't invest the little time and energy it would take to do them right." There's just too many variables. Internal dialogue, monologues are pretty much a no go in movies, but they're one of the things that make books work well. There's just too many, if you want to be a book to movie conversion cop, you gotta just look at reality. It's the same base story, but presented in two different ways(See The Wizard of Oz, See Wicked(The Musical), read Wicked(The Book)). You'll see 2 different versions of one side of one story, and 2 different versions of one story where they intersect.

      The best thing to do is think of it this way, there is the story, that book took it from there, and made some changes that don't completely follow the story or are different. The movie follows the story, not the book, and also makes some changes that don't completely follow the story and makes some other changes. The story has to be adapted for books, and it has to be adapted for movies. Yes, I know it was first a book, but before that, it really was a story, in the mind of the author, and it went from there. So the book isn't the original, it's just an adaptation of the story. It's hard to take, but that's the best way to do it.

      I'm tired of people complaining about a movie not following a book exactly, if they did, we'd have some pretty boring stuff out there. Harry Potter leaves out a lot, but leaves a lot in. Read the Slashdot posts for LOTR, you'll see lots of little errors, but it was good overall. Narnia was good as well, and from my understanding followed the book pretty closely but some things were different. And yes, some books do translate to movies really well, but exceptions are not the rules.

    19. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by thebdj · · Score: 1

      Ok. Then please enlighten us all to why Tom is such a quintessential part of the books? Yes they made the journey look quicker, but this is in part to facilitate the movie. Remember, movies are going to top out around 3-4 hrs. I joked with my friend that you could probably make close to a 10 hr movie for each book, the fact is you do not have that sort of time and certain things must happen in order to make it work.

      I seriously get sicked and tired of hearing people complain about movies not having everything the book had and leaving out "essential" parts. There are things missing, and I even have a gripe, but it is in relation to the last movie so I will not ruin it for you if you ever watch (trust me you will know what the gripe is when you see it). As far as book adaptation go there are not many that can stay as close as LotR did and definitely not win over as many of the fans or renew interests in the original works.

      This can be seen from some of the horrible screen adaptations of books. Some don't even seem to resemble the books at all (seriously wasn't The Lost World finished with the book less than halfway through?). Other movies have had quite varied takes on books, but many of these are once again due to your constraints of time. There are some truly horrid adaptations out there and there are some great adaptations that remains very true. All things considered, the worst you could say is LotR is middle of the pack.

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    20. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by thebdj · · Score: 1

      Well, count your blessings, they talked about originally doing it in two movies.

      Good book to movie adaptations include: The Godfather (only a few bits and pieces missing, and some of those are in the second movie), Jurassic Park (not missing much, but if I recall there were some "facts" in the book that might have helped a bit), and 2001 (but Arthur C. Clark had a lot to do with the screenplay and the book is what allows the movie to make some degree of sense).

      The key thing most film adaptations will always miss is the details and some bits and pieces of the story. As much as we can complain about LotR (and seriously only one, well maybe two things bother me about LotR), it most definitely renewed interest in the books. I actually know a great many people who read the books after the first movie. Like another post of mine, as far as book adaptations go the worst you can really say is LotR is middle of the pack, because there are some downright horribe adaptations out there.

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    21. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by TheGuapo · · Score: 1

      My wife and I saw it Friday night. I thought they did a wonderful job. I've read and cherished the Chronicles of Narnia since I was small, and have probably read (or been read) them a dozen times. I could not help comparing the movie to the Lord of the Rings. They did a Much better job of sticking to the book for this movie than the Lord of the Rings (remember the whole turning Faramir into a momentary villain debacle?) Obviously, the book is much smaller than even one of the LOTR, so they didn't need to make as many content cuts. The most glaring content addition was the river sequence which doesn't appear at all in the books, but that was the worst. I thought they did a good job of summarizing the longer parts of the book (dinner at the Beavers, trekking to the Stone Table). They even cleverly combined thematics from the book into a single scene so that, although the scene doesn't appear in the book, the themes that would have taken a long time to develop individually are all included. I won't give away details for those who haven't seen it yet. But, as a friend of Narnia, I was very pleased. I'm looking forward to future movies, although I can't help wondering if The Horse and His Boy will be carved to smithereens by the All-Inclusive folks at Disney.

    22. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      So far, the best movie adaptations I have seen (and the only decent ones) are The Hunt for the Red October and Jurassic Park. I get the feeling there is one more, but I can't remember it.

      The Princess Bride.

    23. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by bsane · · Score: 1

      The weird part was they barely talked to the lion yet they cried like crazy when he died. It just didn't seem like they knew him well enough to react like that.

      He just saved their brother, and sacrificed himself instead- even without the narration of the book its clear that they would have been more than a little upset.

    24. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Witch invokes the Law as her excuse to put the human boy to death. The boy has violated the law and all who violate the law are worthy of death. Aslan therefore dies for someone else's violation of the law, but has himself violated none. Afterwards Aslan speaks of a deeper law that underlies the ones the witch has invoked.
                Aslan is also the son of the Emperor over the Sea, who rules a great many lands ("In my father's house, there are many mansions").
                From other books, the Emperor made all the lands from darkness and chaos, there's a donkey figure who is set up as the "Anti-Aslan" at Narnia's end times, Narnia suffers its own apocalipse, and the childeren all go to heaven in the end.
                Oh, and there's a bunch of this stuff in LotR too. I sincerely hope this doesn't diminish your enjoyment of either work.

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    25. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by marhar · · Score: 1

      how does it hold up to the novels?

      I'm one of those nitpicky people that usually hate movies made from books that I like. In this case, I can say they did an excellent job. If you liked the books, I think you will like the movie.

      They had three advantages in this area:

      1. The book is only about 180 pages long in paperback, so there's not the problem of having so much source material that it couldn't fit into a feature-length movie.

      2. In some places, the book is brief in its descriptions and setups. For example, the children leave their home, get to the professor's house, and play hide-and-seek in the first 2-3 pages, IIRC. This means that the film doesn't have to match literally what's in the book, but they can set up some of the characters in a cinematographic (sp?) fashion without clashing.

      3. Lewis's stepson was a co-producer. According to an interview on the radio, he has been approached numerous times over the years with film proposals, but he seems to have a pretty strong committment to make a good film rather than just going for the quick buck.

      See the film... you won't be sorry.

    26. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      LOTR is the current model for film adaptation. I just wish others at least cared to attempt to get close to that level of quality. 90% of the time they don't.

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    27. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Assuming it is as well made and faithful as the reviews claim, you might consider the movie to be a trailer for the book. In most cases, when a movie adaptation is made of a classic book, if you enjoy the movie, you will love the book. Worst case is you'll get to see the most realistic talking CGI character.

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    28. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      Well then why DO producers attempt to adapt novels that don't adapt well? I know of plenty of books that would be great on the silver screen and that have big enough fan bases to make off nicely with.

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    29. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I was disappointed that Bombadil didn't appear as well. (Man, I wanted to see Bill Murray as Tom!) I'll leave his importance to the GP.

      After seeing the first movie I really wondered how they were going to get rid of Gandalf for the scouring. The scouring is, in my opinion, the most direct point of the story.

      I can't really express how disappointed I was when they showed that first shot of the Shire on the Hobbits' return.

      I will give them credit, however, for not getting all homophobic in handling Sam's feelings for Frodo. Sam is my favorite character, and, by my reading, the hero of the story.

      -Peter

    30. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Kjella · · Score: 0

      'm sorry, but I'm just not seeing what everone else is seeing on this one? Is is just because he's raised from the dead or something? I don't get it. When I originally read the novels many, many moons ago this connection never struck me, and I'm still finding the connection dubious to this day.

      C.S.Lewis was very clearly christian, and drew christian stories, myths and writings into a lot of his work. There is no doubt that Ashlan is inspired by Jesus. However, in my opinion it's not to the point of being intrusive, it just means that most good stuff has been written before. Hell, Lord of the Rings is set in Middleearth, and that is taken directly from Norse mythology. The Hobbit is clearly inspired by Beowulf, Niebelungenlied and Volsunga. He wasn't trying to be a missionary, it was primarily a good story to tell his children. If telling stories to your own children raised in christian faith isn't preaching to the choir, what is? Had it been formed as christian propaganda, it would have been much direct, clear and moralistic.

      maybe I just don't want a piece of my childhood used to ensare kids into believeing intelligent design.

      Now, even if we were to accept Narnia as christian propaganda, that's far from ID. That is the perversion of religion into science mostly found in theocracies, catholic church in the "dark ages" and USA. Don't ask me what they have in common. I don't feel very christian, but I respect it along with most other religions *as a religion*. ID people are like flat-earthers... either God is playing a *really* big joke on us, or they are simply wrong. The evidence for evolution, again presuming God isn't making a prank, is overwhelming.

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    31. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Jurassic Park is a great example of how to do an adaptation. The movie made perfect sense as a story even though it left out about half of the the events in the book and most of the "science education". Plus, they made the little girl more interesting, so that they had two complete characters instead of an interesting boy and a girl that just stood around taking up space.

      LotR apparently makes a better movie than a book, because I can't stay awake when I try to read it. I'd have no idea what it's about without the movie.

      Haven't read Princess Bride, but I love the movie, so maybe I should give it a try.

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    32. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Tom in a way showed that not every powerful person was running around playing toy soldiers. That some people just weren't involved at all. The elves leaving the land for example probably don't care much for middle Earth. Everyone in the films is all "Sauron is teh evil we must kills him!" or "weeee we live in little trees, arn't we cool!?", it failed to show the world didn't revolve around the war.

      The biggest problem is how they dumbed down Pippin and Merry. There really was no need for it what so ever, you really can't see a single trace of the original book in the film characters. That's where my biggest gripe comes, Merry and Pippin just arn't Merry and Pippin in the films.

      I think I may already know the change, isn't it about Saruman?

      The casting also bugs me some what.. Legolas is just far too clunky in the films. I know theres restraints because we're all human, but Legolas in the films doesn't seem able to run across snow drifts..

      LotRs really isn't what people sing and shout about. The only reason it did so well was they did the battle scenes well (hard to argue with 10,000 Orcs going to war really). Something which was a very minor part of the book was made huge in the film.

      The cuts I remember I have no real problem with, but the characters just arn't right in the film. The characters are only 50% of the book though, the world and land scape is very much a large part and the film got them right.

      My points do seem rather all over the place. Sorry for that but hopefully you can see what I mean. They're fine films, they're just not LotRs.

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    33. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Eslyjah · · Score: 1

      Tolkien and Lewis were close friends, and Tolkien was the one that led Lewis to his faith. However, Tolkien thought that the Chronicles were too overtly Christian, and consequently, the religious symbolism in LOTR is more subtle.

    34. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      This is difficult for me to imagine, though I know these people exist. When Aslan was dead on the table and Lucy was crying over him, this lady behind me whispered to her child, 'She'll use her potion to cure him.' I was stunned. Stunned that a grown woman did not know how this was going to turn out.
       
      But anyway, my guess (and this is hard because I'm trying to imagine myself never having read these books repeatedly) is that if I saw this film for the first time, as an adult, I wouldn't care much for it. Neat creatures, but a rather simplistic rushed story. Very good for kids but too light and easy for my tastes.
       
      But its context is important. As I mentioned in my journal, I about blew a fuse on the way out of the theater when I overheard a grown man comment that it was a rip-off of never ending story.

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    35. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . .especially so in the sacrafice of Aslan. . . Awwwww, DAMMIT! Where ws the spoiler warning??

    36. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      And you argue that every one of those themes is distinctly and uniquely Christian?

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    37. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "I wonder if we can chalk this down, to a certain extent, to the religious nature. I'm not a great fan of the whole "We need to appeal to the Christian Right for this movie" thing"

      I don't think you watched the same movie I did. What are you talking about?

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    38. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by AhtirTano · · Score: 1

      Then please enlighten us all to why Tom is such a quintessential part of the books?

      Tom is the Anti-Sauron--not in the sense that he opposes Sauron, but in the sense that he is his opposite. Sauron has massive amounts of power, but wants more; Tom has massive amount of power, and is satisfied. Sauron is concerned with control over other things; Tom does not desire control over anything. Sauron is focused and driven; Tom is carefree. Both have power over life and death, but one uses the power to capture souls (Ringwraiths) while the other uses it to free souls (Barrow-wights). Tom shows us that there are beings in the world that rival Sauron in power, but who do not seek to dominate or control. It is because Tom is so completely unconcerned about the affairs of the world (as opposed to Sauron trying to control all affairs of the world) that the ring cannot be given to him for safe keeping.

      Granted, Tom is quintessential to the story from a philosophical or thematic perspective, not a plot perspective. That's why he is usually cut from adaptations.

    39. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "devout Christian apologist "

      Wow. Good thing the Slate author didn't go into the story with an axe to grind or anything.

      I read the books, and I watched the movie. The Christian allegory angle is a pretty silly one if you ask me. Unless you want to assert that Christianity is the only belief structure with a Death-and-Rebirth cycle, and advocating personal sacrifice for one's intended goals, I think there's nothing to hang an allegory on.

      Which, strangely enough, is exactly what the Slate author comes around to say. So where's the argument?

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    40. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were two moments in the film where I actually jumped in my seat. No, I don't normally do that. I must have just been a little jumpy that day. Or maybe I didn't expect a PG movie to actually try to scare the s**t out of you. And I really wish my nine-year-old daughter had not been sitting right next to me. Brave dad! NOT.

    41. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, who'd want those hacks over at BBC to get their hands on it?

      Oh wait...

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    42. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      It's a movie called "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe". It's what this article is about. It's based upon a book of the same name by CS Lewis, and is an allegory about Jesus (presented in the film as a Lion called "Aslan"), his sacrifice, and resurrection. The film was made by Disney, who have hired the same PR company as Mel Gibson did for The Passion of the Christ. That PR company has been going around Churches and other Christian groups throughout America to promote the movie, explaining the themes and what the makers, and CS Lewis, were trying to do.

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    43. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
      They really tamed things down in regards to blood and especially so in the sacrafice of Aslan.

      With regards to blood, yes, there wasn't much to be seen. However, the scene was immensely drawn out, and kids are just as frightened by imagery as they are blood+gore...

      I thought the effects were pretty incredible.

      In that I didn't stop enjoying the movie to think, "that's an interesting effect", yes.

    44. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Of course not. But all of those themes together, in a work by an author noted for writing extensively and almost exclusively about Christianity in both fiction and non-fiction (The Screwtape Letters, Mere Christianity, Till We Have Faces and on and on), is pretty convincing.

    45. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Arch77 · · Score: 1

      This is an area that really could have been expounded in the movie: the depiction of Aslan; it should have included a clear vision of who/what he was and his origins. Without the book's narrator to assist, the movie found it difficult to (or chose not to) show what Aslan meant to the children and everyone else in Narnia, other than that he was the big chief. The magic of Narnia is due in part to the transcendence of Aslan of a "big chief" role; his essence permeates every aspect of life there. The "crucifixion" of Aslan is the cornerstone of the book, not the battle, as in the movie. When Aslan dies, true tears should flow down the cheeks of the audience. Yet, because the audience has not properly been introduced to Aslan, the emotions are not there, and they are left wondering why the children are crying so profusely. Of what they've seen of Aslan's interaction with the children, they cannot know that Aslan has become as a father to them.

    46. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by cinderful · · Score: 1

      If it were *just* the Death/Rebirth cycle, I would agree.

      However, it's much more than that.
      There are many more allusions in this chapter and especially in the following books that continue to act as metaphors for stories in the Bible.

      Not to mention the fact that CS Lewis is one of the foremost Christian writers of our time - so we can be pretty sure it wasn't about Buddhism or other religious concepts . . .

      Without a decent general overview of Biblical stories, you probably would have a hard time identifying the parallels.

    47. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by irenaeous · · Score: 1

      I agree that the Christian symbolism and allegory is not instrusive. In fact, Narnia is inhabited by fawns and centaurs among other Greek (Pagan!) mythological characters. Also -- read the later books, Narnia is flat!

    48. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "there's a donkey figure who is set up as the "Anti-Aslan" at Narnia's end times." ...an obvious and clear reference to the U.S. Democratic party!

    49. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      Lewis was very much a Christian writer and has even said that while Narnia wasn't really an allegory for Christ's death and resurrection, it was more of a story of what would happen if he visited the world of Narnia. Lewis himself said that Aslan=Jesus so between that and the whole death/resurrection thing, I'd say it's a piece of work designed to ensnare kids into a christian mindset.

      Google is your friend if you don't believe me, there's tons of stuff on the internet about the correlation.

    50. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by loucura! · · Score: 1

      I know theres restraints because we're all human, but Legolas in the films doesn't seem able to run across snow drifts..

      In the first movie, he does indeed walk atop the snow drifts on Carradras.

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    51. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      "devout Christian apologist "

      Wow. Good thing the Slate author didn't go into the story with an axe to grind or anything.


      No axe there -- "devout Christian apologist" is an accurate description of C.S. Lewis, and one that Mr. Lewis would have happily accepted. It was Mr. Lewis' explicitly expressed desire to spread Christian beliefs through his books.


      Unless you want to assert that Christianity is the only belief structure with a Death-and-Rebirth cycle, and advocating personal sacrifice for one's intended goals, I think there's nothing to hang an allegory on.


      Apparently you missed the whole bit about Aslan sacrificing himself in exchange for saving the life of a sinner (Edmund)?

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    52. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by pthisis · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, but I'm just not seeing what everone else is seeing on this one? Is is just because he's raised from the dead or something? I don't get it.
      When I originally read the novels many, many moons ago this connection never struck me, and I'm still finding the connection dubious to this day.


      The whole Narnian story is about Christ...Supposing there really was a world like Narnia...and supposing Christ wanted to go into that world and save it (as He did ours) what might have happened?...The stories are my answer. Since Narnia is a world of talking beasts, I thought he would become a talking beast there as he became a man here. I pictured him becoming a lion there because a) the lion is supposed to be the king of beasts; b) Christ is called 'the lion of Judah' in the Bible. C.S Lewis, letter to a fan, 1961.

      There are a lot of clues:
      He died for your sins so that you may be forgiven. Then he rises from the dead. In the movie, he ends up walking away across the water. There are tons of more subtle points, and the whole thing is written by a noted Christian philosopher/author.

      But the brilliant thing is that unlike crap like Ayn Rand, Lewis uses his philosophy in the background without shoving it down your throat. So if you want to you can play "find the metaphor", but it also hangs together just fine as a story without being a thinly-veiled lesson/mass/whatever.

      As a non-Christian, I enjoy it immensely.

      And Lewis was a rational man. Though deeply Christian, I think the idea of teaching intelligent design in science curriculums would have offended him (though he might be fine with it in philosophy classrooms).
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    53. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by galaxia26 · · Score: 1

      But he was not devout all his life. For a large period of his life C.S. Lewis was an atheist. It was explained in an autobiography of sorts that he wrote the Narnia series as a "what if". "What if" god really exists? His writing helped him to begin to understand that god might be real. And in the end eventually swayed him into being devout. By "The Last Battle" he felt he was devout.

    54. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      Some quotes from Lewis himself:
      If Aslan represented the immaterial Deity, he would be an allegorical figure. In reality however he is an invention giving an imaginary answer to the question, 'What might Christ become like if there really were a world like Narnia and He chose to be incarnate and die and rise again in that world as He actually has done in ours?' This is not allegory at all.

      "Some people seem to think that I began by asking myself how I could say something about Christianity to children; then fixed on the fairy tale as an instrument, then collected information about child psychology and decided what age group I'd write for; then drew up a list of basic Christian truths and hammered out 'allegories' to embody them. This is all pure moonshine. I couldn't write in that way. It all began with images; a faun carrying an umbrella, a queen on a sledge, a magnificent lion. At first there wasn't anything Christian about them; that element pushed itself in of its own accord."

      The Magician's Nephew tells the Creation and how evil entered Narnia, The Lion etc. - the Crucifixion and Resurrection, Prince Caspian - restoration of the true religion after a corruption, The Horse and His Boy - the calling and conversion of the heathen, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader - the spiritual life (especially in Reepicheep), The Silver Chair - the continuing war against the powers of darkness, The Last Battle - the coming of Antichrist (the ape). The end of the world and the last judgement.

      So there's a little more than just the Death and Rebirth cycle. There's just so much in it that points to a christian supposition. Tolkien also had a undertone of religion thrown in but it was much more subtle. I can enjoy Tolkien's works as they don't shove down the notion of a Jesus, but rather the notion of good vs. evil. I can't stand Narnia because the religious overtones are abundant, sorry you can't see them.

    55. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Special effects can make an elephant fly. But Bloom looks about as much like an elf as Rosanne looks like a stick insect.

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    56. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Look at Lord of the Rings, you have a series of three movies which run over 11 hrs with the extended editions and things still had to be left out.

      This is one advantage the Narnia books have, as far as movie adaptations are concerned. They're short. You can actually fit a much larger percentage of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe into a 2+ hour movie than you can cram from Fellowship of the Ring into a 3+ hour movie.

      I remember hearing that, in story terms, a movie is equivalent to a short story or a novella rather than a novel. Of course a novel is the primary unit of prose storytelling these days, and a movie is the primary unit of visual storytelling, so you get novels adapted as movies left and right -- and they always have to be hacked to pieces just to be able to fit everything in. (Similarly, novelizations of movies always have to pad things out with cut scenes and other extra material to be able to pass muster as a novel.) Short stories, on the other hand, when they do get adapted to the screen, tend to work surprisingly well.

    57. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Kelson · · Score: 1

      LoTR was done terribly. It should have been 6 movies (one for each book) instead of 3.

      And about 10,000 people would have had the patience to watch them all, instead of the millions who now have at least some experience with Middle Earth.

    58. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "They really tamed things down in regards to blood and especially so in the sacrafice of Aslan. But looking at the intended audience and the rating this is understandable."

      Yes it was toned down, but I think the scene still cared a great deal of emotional weight. We had one little girl in our theater bawling when he was killed, I think there were probably plenty of not-so-dry eyes in the house.
      I thought the beginning with the bombers and the corresponding rock dropping griffons actually worked ok a as a reflection of how Peter would look at war, and also a reminder that a child of his age in that time period would probably be a bit more familiar with battlefield tactics than one might be today. Especially given that his father and just about every eligible male in England at the time was in the war.

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    59. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Aslan death is Edmund's redemption - just as in Christian belief through accepting Jesus you become redemned in the eyes of God. Aslan comes back as in the resurrection of Christ. Aslan's breath on the statues of those turned to stone by the which is a metaphor for the promise that through belief in Christ you will live forever.
      Lewis did not create Aslan as a straight version of Christ, rather he posed the question - in a different world such as Narnia what form would Christ present to a world in need of redemption.
      So it's maybe not quite correct to say Aslan=Jesus but rather to say Aslan is Narnia's Jesus.

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    60. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Very true. And Aslan is the "what if there was a world like Narnia in need of redemption? How would Christ manifest in such a world?"

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    61. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Nonsense.
      It is obvious the Chronicles of Narnia is written as an allegory and in some ways even an apologetic of the more bizaare bits of Christianity (God leaving God to die for God to convince God to let us off the hook for God's rules).

      Heck, the Amazon.com entry for Mere Christianity, where he makes clear his belief, states it was based on a radio series from the 1940s.
      The Chronicles of Narnia was written in the 1950s.

      A quote from C.S. Lewis.
      "I don't say. 'Let us represent Christ as Aslan.' I say, 'Supposing there was a
      world like Narnia, and supposing, like ours, it needed redemption, let us
      imagine what sort of Incarnation and Passion and Resurrection Christ would have
      there.'" -- C.S. Lewis

      My badly paraphrased quote from last night

    62. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh, posting as AC to avoid the possible wrath of moderators for this mostly off-topic thread means no one will *know* about previous arguments and quoting.
      Except friends, I guess.

    63. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      The Witch invokes the Law as her excuse to put the human boy to death. The boy has violated the law and all who violate the law are worthy of death. Aslan therefore dies for someone else's violation of the law, but has himself violated none. Afterwards Aslan speaks of a deeper law that underlies the ones the witch has invoked.

      You know, this is an important 'moral' of sorts that I completely missed, both reading the book as a kid and in watching the movie this weekend.

      Lewis, in the last book of the series (The Last Battle), makes a point that even amongst the followers of Aslan's 'rival god' Tash, those who are good and just people still go to heaven; and those who do evil things in Aslan's name are punished just as those who follow Tash's evil directives. This points to the same message as the "Deeper Magic" that Aslan cites - it's not the written law that matters, and it's not in what god's name you do your deeds, but it's the deeds themselves that you do, as judged by the deepest, unknowable universal laws that matter. Call them "natural laws" or "God's true laws", they mean the same thing to me.

      As a non-religious person I think I appreciate this message the most.

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    64. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Despite the fact that the film is brilliant, the book is far far better. Also, there is much more in it that adults will appreciate. If you get the same version that I do, though. Skip the long foreward by Goldman.

      Another rare adaption from classic to film that really worked was Catch-22. Much was cut out, but it still very much captures the book.

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    65. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      What does the marketing campaign have to do with the content of the film? Oh, that's right. Nothing.

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    66. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Not to mention the fact that CS Lewis is one of the foremost Christian writers of our time - so we can be pretty sure it wasn't about Buddhism or other religious concepts . . .

      Well, regardless of the artist, what can we tell from the work itself? Many writers are religious, but that doesn't mean that their work is given over to promoting it. I haven't seen the film. As the parent poster points out - if it's just the death and rebirth it could be anything from Odin to Corn Kings. I'm genuinely interested to know what really makes this so obviously Christian. And I'm ignoring what is said about the author because I'm interested in how the work itself is, not intent.

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    67. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I have an excellent knowledge of the Bible, and I see little if any allegorical significance.

      I am a Christian, and that certainly might inform anything I might write. However, that does not mean that every fictional story I might must be a Biblical allegory.

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    68. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by SharkJumper · · Score: 1

      I have my doubts that the typical secular person would recognize the Christian parallels in this story any more than in any other archetypical story. Sacrificial heroes are common to plot and very common to f/sf plot. Lord of the Rings could easily be read as Christian allegory if you had a mind to, though I believe that Tolkien was fairly adamant that it was never intended as an allegory of any kind. "No. I dislike allegory whenever I smell it," was a quote of his, I believe.

      I've not seen the movie yet, myself. I'm re-reading the books now in anticipation. I'm also a Christian and have been quite steeped in Christian thinking. Knowing their nature now (and having read some of C. S. Lewis's other works more recently), it is obvious that Narnia is Christian allegory in a kind of "hindsight is 20/20" way. I remember reading these books as a child though, and despite my religious upbringing, I didn't make the connection until late in the series when Aslan very specifically said something along the lines of, "I'm here to remind you of someone from your world." Something like that which very bluntly pointed out the connection. Maybe I was just too dense (or not used to reading fiction as allegory. Or too used to American fiction).

      At any rate, you certainly don't have to be a Christian to enjoy good plot and much good plot revolves around heroes whose sacrifice saves the world. So I wouldn't let that put anyone off of seeing the movie or reading the books.

      I am glad that they didn't try to PeeCee Lewis's original intent though. I was afraid that the movie would be Disneyfied to death.

      SharkJumper

    69. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Are you going anywhere with this? You've yet to actually make whatever point you're trying to make in any meaningful manner. You've currently suggested "I wonder if we can chalk this down, to a certain extent, to the religious nature. I'm not a great fan of the whole "We need to appeal to the Christian Right for this movie" thing" has nothing to do with any film you've seen.

      Well, possibly, but it is relevent to the film under discussion, which is a religious allegory, based as it is upon a book which is a religious allegory, is being marketed to Christian groups, appears to have been made, in part, to appeal to the Christian right audience that enjoyed The Passion of the Christ (as evidenced by Disney's choice of marketing agency.)

      And I think it is reasonable to suggest that that particular audience being marketed to would be awfully upset if Disney had taken liberties with the book and, say, turned it into The Lion King.

      Is your problem that you don't believe the film, or the book, is a religious allegory? Or is there some other objection you have to the comment?

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    70. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "Christian apologist" implies that Christians have something to apologize for. I am a Christian, and I have no need to apologize for anything relating to my faith.

      The virtue of self-sacrifice is hardly unique to Christianity. Particularly since Aslan knew for certain that he would not in fact die, and he was playing the Queen for a fool, I'd call that a pretty thin Messiah allegory.

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    71. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by sloanster · · Score: 1

      pizzaman said: The movie is what it is - a children's fairy tale. My 9 year old daughter absolutely loved it. But if you can't check your mind at the door, you won't like the movie.

      Eh? My mind was fully engaged, and I thought it was great. I may not be the typical slashdotter though, whetever that is.

      I'd never heard of CS Lewis until I was in my 20s, but loved the Chronicles, the space trilogy and other Lewis books e.g. Til we have faces & The Great Divorce.

    72. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "This is not allegory at all."

      That's a lead pipe cinch. Writing an allegory is an affirmative action...you have to intend to do it, or else it's not an allegory. Since the author says "This is not an allegory", everybody who says it's an allegory is mistaken.

      Zero of the themes you identify is uniquely and specifically Christian. You can read them as Christian values, yes, but that's not the same thing at all.

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    73. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by rk · · Score: 1

      An apologist is someone who defends a position. Therefore a "Christian apologist" is a person who defends the tenets of Christianity.

      Since Lewis was in fact a defender of Christianity, the term holds.

      As to the "Christian allegory angle", Lewis would've agreed with you, but only that his story was not allegorical. The Chronicles of Narnia were not intended as allegory, but a direct answer to the question "What would it be like if Jesus had to save the souls of a different world?". To deny a close relationship between the book and Christian tenets, however, would be to deny the words of the author who wrote them.

      Naturally, the concepts of rebirth and sacrifice are not unique to Christianity, but the connection between The Chronicles of Narnia and Christianity is not really disputable, if only for the reason the author himself explicitly stated that the connection exists.

      We are all free to see different symbols than what the author intended in any work, and we can even call into question the competence of the author's use of these symbols, but that does not give us license to say that the work is unconnected to the author's intent.

    74. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      Aslan is the King over even the High King--the King of Kings, as it were. He is the son of the Emperor Over the Sea, as Christ is the Son of God. His sacrifice redeems Edmund's sin, as Christ's redeemed Adam's. The White Witch, of course, represents Satan and sin, and is initially attractive (as sin tends to be); it's only when Edmund turns to her that she is revealed as brutal (as with sin, we don't realise how terrible it is until we give ourselves over to it); Edmund's salvation is Aslan's doing, as above.

      In the final book, The Last Battle, the world ends and Aslan sits in judgement over all who have ever lived in Narnia; the good go on into a paridise and the evil are swallowed up into shadow.

      Now the parallels aren't exact, as in The Magician's Nephew it's Aslan who sings the world into existence, as opposed to Christ, Who is not the creator (rather, His Father is). That book, BTW, would be what comes closest to teach 'intelligent design,' as it portrays Aslan singing the world of Narnia into existence from a void, filling it with land, and then calling forth the talking beasts.

      I presume you know that 'intelligent design' covers everything from young-earth creationism to God-the-watchmaker...

    75. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you should probably look up the definition of Christian apologetics some time - it really has nothing to do with saying sorry, just the language evolving differently in different areas (a google search for "The Apologies" and "Justin Martyr" will show you what's meant real quick). There you go - educated by an anonymous coward!!

    76. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "Is your problem that you don't believe the film, or the book, is a religious allegory? "

      I do not believe that, no. The author has explicitly stated that it's not an allegory, so, therefore, it is not an allegory. Disney can market their film any way they wish, and it has no impact on me or my predilections. I liked the books, I liked the movie, and I think those who read them as allegories are ill-informed.

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    77. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Gracken · · Score: 1

      I saw the film last night. I went to the theater with very low expectations, having been extremely disappointed with "Fellowship of the Ring", so much so that I haven't seen and will not see "The Two Towers", or "Return of the King". That being said, I was astounded by "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe". As somebody already said, the beginning of the movie was added (tastefully), and some dialogue was added, but I felt it was the truest movie rendition of a novel that I have yet seen. And, I thought Tilda Swinton was magnificent as Jadis, the White Witch (She was also excellent as Gabriel in Constantine). I felt that the fight between Peter and Jadis was a bit tacky (I'm often wary of such things as a sign of pop culture leaking into movies based on my favorite books), seeing as how Peter only had a few days of combat training, but remembering back to the book, it seems like the children picked up some of those traits just from being in Narnia. I'm surprised that some people were disappointed by the special effects. I don't remember seeing any special effect that occurred to me as anything but natural. I felt the mood of the movie matched the mood of the book to a large degree - Somewhat somber and more serious than the Harry Potter series. As a comparison, I consider Peter Jackson to be a big sell-out, altering his movies to reach a wider audience for the purpose of money and fame. I didn't get that feeling at all when watching this film. It felt like a tribute to the book, instead of some big-headed director trying to alter what is already great. It seemed like they got a lot of the details correct (though it's been about ten years since I read the book). For instance, the appearance and size of Jadis (Who was over 7 feet tall in the books, I believe), the Giant-turned-stone in the White witches castle, the turkish delight given to Edmund, the sardines offered to Lucy by Mister Tumness, etc. Though dialogue was added, much of it was also original. To summarize, I couldn't have been much happier with this adaption. I just about cried watching it in the theater, such was my joy in not experiencing another FOTR disappointment.

    78. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are such a good Christian that you obviously do not even know that apologetics is:

      The branch of theology that is concerned with defending or proving the truth of Christian doctrines.

      Many famous and respected men of the Church are Christian Apologists. But you would not want to have anything in common with Christian Apologists like St. Augustine, now would you?

    79. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      Aslan says in one book "I have another name in your world, and you need to learn to know me there." That's as close as it gets to explicitly saying "Aslan is Jesus" in the books themselves. But Lewis had said in some of his letters that the idea was to create a world parallel to earth in which Jesus appeared as a lion rather than a human. So it shouldn't really be looked at as allegory; rather, it should be looked at as a parallel world that operates according to the same moral principles as Lewis' concept of the real world.

      As a Christian I've always found the parallels to be obvious. Jesus died to save mankind from the penalty of our sin (eternal death). Aslan died to save Edmund from the penalty of his sin (physical death). Jesus was the son of God; Aslan was the son of the Emperor-Over-The-Sea. Both were led to their deaths willingly; both were mocked and humiliated, and did not resist. Both were resurrected.

      I don't know, maybe it isn't obvious if you aren't looking for it. I read the books when I was a kid. I don't remember if it was obvious to me then, although I do remember making the connection between Aslan dying and coming back, and Jesus. But I was very familiar with the Jesus story by that time, too.

    80. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      ""Christian apologist" implies that Christians have something to apologize for. I am a Christian, and I have no need to apologize for anything relating to my faith."

      The word "apologist" has been used for quite a long time without negative connotations. It is not meant to carry the meaning of "apology", although many people do think that when they first encounter it.

    81. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      You make an exceedingly good point, that perhaps the anger that would have come from deChristianising (how should one capitalise that?) the Chronicles of Narnia served to prevent any serious damage to the tale (although there is one bit which, I believe, undermines Lewis's work).

      But I'm curious about your throwaway line 'Mel Gibson's underhanded "bash the left" campaign to publicise The Passion was, well, underhanded and divisive'; I'm pretty sure at the time that there was a lot of left-wing hand-wringing over how anti-Semitic the film might possibly be, even before anyone had seen it. Not that I'm defending that film--what I saw of it looked unlovely and areligious to me.

    82. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Being a Christian myself, I had no problems with that. But the typical more secular slashdotter might not enjoy the movie if they don't ignore the religious parallels.

      Why wouldn't a secular person enjoy a fantasy movie? Are you saying that secular people shriek in pain when confronted with religion, as if they were the Wicked Witch of the West being splashed with water? Don't be silly. Do you cower from movies that express Buddhist beliefs? Does a movie involving Catholics make you uncomfortable? You don't believe in thousands of different religions. Secular people are the same except they don't believe in your religion either.

    83. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      When you hear it only in the context of "Nazi apologists", then conflating Nazis with Christians is clearly perjorative.

      So, at any rate, that's the way it read.

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    84. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by ignavus · · Score: 1

      No. Nobody has seen it yet. All that money reportedly made - that must just be advance sales.

      Not even the director or producers have seen it. Not even the camera operators have seen it. ... Of course, someone has seen it!

      What a dumb question.

      Oh, that was just a lame lead-in to the real question ... sorry.

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    85. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an idiot. That is all. You give the Christians that actually have IQs larger than their shoe sizes (unlike you) a bad name.

    86. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, the book came second.

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    87. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      OMG really! ...no sarcasm to see here... move along... Good point though.

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    88. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      At least my cock's big enough to beat you to death with, coward.

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    89. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice Christian attitude you have there, shit stain.

    90. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by jafac · · Score: 1

      Aslan = Jesus is pretty obvious. Being a Christian myself, I had no problems with that. But the typical more secular slashdotter might not enjoy the movie if they don't ignore the religious parallels.

      I think the whole religious parallel think is way overblown. It's media hype dreamed up by the goons at Focus on the Family, or some other well funded radical think tank.

      Of course there's going to be themes in a fictional book. All stories have themes. Themes come from our culture, and they can come from Christianity, and they can come from any other religion, and they can come from other sources. Whatever inspired C.S. Lewis. It's not at all remarkable that C.S. Lewis was inspired by his religion. That doesn't make Narnia some Children's version of the Bible. Is the story of Aslan similar to the story of Christ? I suppose so. But I don't think that should offend any atheist or agnostic, or anyone of any other religion. (except maybe wiccan, since the antagonist was a witch - but hell, how often are witches portrayed as protagonists anyway?)

      Now - where Battlefield Earth is concerned, I'd say that's a different subject entirely.

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    91. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually made a JE on that because if I'd gone into more detail here it'd have gone into a seriously off-topic rant.

    92. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by issachar · · Score: 1
      "Christian apologist" implies that Christians have something to apologize for.
      No it doesn't. You're misunderstanding the word "apologist". An apologist is someone who engages in Apologetics. Lewis was an apologist, and thinking that the word is perjorative is just incorrect.

      As for Aslan knowing that he would not die... You're suggesting that Christ didn't know that he would be raised from the dead on the third day?

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    93. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I've done a little more reading, and I stand corrected. Thanks for straightening me out on that topic. You get, like, a point.

      As far as Christ...I don't know. He seemed pretty bent out of shape in Gethsemane, but you draw an interesting parallel.

      I still do not buy the angle that the Narnia tales are uniquely or specifically Christian, other than by virtue of the fact that they were written by a Christian.

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    94. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      Aslan is the son of the Emperor over the sea. There are sons of Adam and daughters of Eve to rule Narnia on his behalf. Edmond's treachery is punishable by death and Aslan proclaims that as justice that he cannot interfere in. He atones for Edmond's crime by taking the punishment on himself, suffering abject humiliation in the process. After giving his life in this way, he is resurrected and defeats the evil in the land.

      If you can't see the connections there, I'm a bit confused when you claim to know your Bible well. There is plenty more imagery in the other books. Aslan appearing as a lamb, the entirety of the Last Battle, etc.

    95. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is through Christ that all things are created:

      for in him all things were created, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or principalities or authorities--all things were created through him and for him. - Col 1:16

      It's quite appropriate to have Aslan sing everything into creation.

    96. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1
      Lewis's stepson Douglas Gresham was closely involved with the film and (despite being a Christian himself) denies that it has a particularly Christian meaning. I read an interview where he said he had to resist the temptation to impose his own Christianity on the film. That said, he acknowledges that it can be read in a Christian context if you so choose - for example in this interview:
      You have to bear in mind that Hinduism has a dying god who dies for his people, then comes back. Norse mythology has the dying god. Greek mythology has the dying god. This myth is not new and it's not unique to Christianity. Yes, Christians who watch the movie or read the book will look for Christian symbolism. But I think that's the wrong way to approach it. I think it's far better to read the book or see the movie and try to find out where you fit into Narnia. Analyze yourself and how you would react under these circumstances. Who are you? Are you an Edmund? Are you a Peter? Or a Lucy or a Susan or a Tumnus? Where do you fit?
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    97. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by issachar · · Score: 1
      I noticed that you sort of got stomped on for that mistake. I guess I should scroll down before posting. :P

      As for Christ being bent out of shape, I would think that that had a lot to do not just with being crucified, but what went along with that. Taking the entire penalty for all of the human race. The death of Christ had a spiritual component as well which I believe would have been a lot worse. The crucifixion seems to be there as a physical indicator of all the other stuff.

      Just a thought. I'm not expressing it that well unfortunately...

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    98. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      None of those themes are uniquely or specifically Christian (with the exception of the sons of Adam and daughter of Eve language...but many belief structures have a Progenitor myth). Sorry...it's just not true.

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    99. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you were courteous about it, so you got the point. I don't see Aslan's trial as nearly so onerous as crucifixion, and Aslan out and out volunteered. Christ was clearly looking for alternatives. That doesn't make Christ's sacrifice less meaningful, but it does make the two tales different. At least in my mind.

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    100. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      Did you read my post? I don't talk about the themes so much as give actual quotes by the Author... ie, C.S. Lewis. And you're right, it's not an allegory because Lewis didn't write it as such, instead he wrote it as a Christian "what if" of sorts. Ie. What would happen if Jesus went to the mythical land of Narnia. Aslan isn't an allegory for Jesus, Aslan is Jesus. I'd say that would make it quite specifically Christian.

      Sure you can say that each of the individual themes themseleves aren't unique to Christianity but you can say that about every general theme of Christianity. The fact that Lewis wrote a story about what would happen if Jesus visited Narnia and closely paralleled what Jesus [supposedly] did here on earth and you have a Christian novel. Sorry if it ruins the movie for you but it is what it is.

    101. Re:Anyone seen it yet? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      You understand oddly. The book came out in 1973.

      If you listen to the commentaries from the DVD release you hear the story of translating the book to the movie.

  5. Not again ! by hal0802 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... Yet another site with a "please give a dna sample to view our content".

  6. login: slashdot, password: slashdot by igomaniac · · Score: 5, Informative

    Stupid login reuqired to RTFA, feel free to use mine...

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  7. Great movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I loved it. I'm a huge fan of The Chronicles of Narnia. The movie followed very closely to the book. This made me very happy. The actors did a great job, espcially the actress who played Lucy.

    I only have one complaint. The Talking Beasts and Aslan weren't big enough. Especially Aslan. Aslan should have been twice the size he was portrayed in the movie.

    Other than that, I didn't have a problem with the movie. Loved every minute.

    1. Re:Great movie by Arch77 · · Score: 1

      I would agree with you on this one. Both the witch and Aslan were diminutive in scale, compared to the size one imagines they should be. The book states that the witch is of giant lineage and one of the biggest women. The scope was just not there. Aslan was no ordinary lion, but the equivalent of a God. He should have been the size of a barn. Also, I always pictured him as having blue eyes.

    2. Re:Great movie by westlake · · Score: 1
      Aslan should have been twice the size he was portrayed in the movie.

      As I remember the books, Aslan's size is somewhat abritrary and subjective. He is as big as your imagination, love, need or fear makes him.

      You might want to compare Disney's Aslan with Bill Melendez's 1979 cartoon and the BBC's mix of live action, animation, and puppetry from 1988.

  8. Now Really... by PerlPenguin · · Score: 1, Troll

    Am I the only one who thinks all these SFX specials are a bit overkill? I mean, do we really need to see the actors running around on a greenscreen set with various harness attached and such for every high-budget movie that comes out?

    1. Re:Now Really... by Phroggy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Am I the only one who thinks all these SFX specials are a bit overkill? I mean, do we really need to see the actors running around on a greenscreen set with various harness attached and such for every high-budget movie that comes out?

      Have you read the book? How else do you propose they show a group of kids talking to a fawn and a pair of beavers?

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    2. Re:Now Really... by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 1
      How else do you propose they show a group of kids talking to a fawn and a pair of beavers?
      Watching the hanging curve ball go by... STRIKE!

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    3. Re:Now Really... by PerlPenguin · · Score: 0

      Well, check out the BBC version...not really my point though. Yes, we know that you used CG animation to 'bring the world of xyz to life'. Okay, the set for xyz doesn't really exist, but the actors were on soundstage painted green. It was hard for them to act without the creature/set there. Maybe they practiced with stand-in. Point is, there is nothing special about the special effects in this film or scores of others yet we keep getting making-of's like this to the point where the purpose is completely lost. The SFX are suppose to support the movie and a feature on the effects for those outside the industry should be an occational footnote. It used to be they would pull together stuff like this for important movies from leftovers, stuff like personal staff videos and unused props. It is now common for 'the making of' to be produced alongside movies that absolutely suck. It's fluff, it's cheap and it's degrading to the art, IMO.

    4. Re:Now Really... by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      Reread the OP, he's not criticizing the use of CGI special effects, he's talking about the obligatory "behind the scenes" SFX documentaries for every film.

      He sort of has a point; I mean, this stuff was pretty cool when green screens and CGI was new and novel, but I think most film goers have a good grasp of how the general process works nowadays.

    5. Re:Now Really... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. The last "making of" that was even sort of interesting was for "The Matrix", and then only because of the way they did the bullet-time effect.

      All the others since (and a bunch of the ones for a few years before that) are just:

      "OK, first we drew the character a bunch of times, then we [observed animals|captured human movement with little tracker dots] and put it all on a computerized skeleton. Then we textured it and did hair and stuff. TA DA!"

      It was neat back when stuff like that was new, like for "The Abyss" maybe (the water tentacle thing). Now it's boring. At least stop-motion and animatronics made for neat "making of"'s, since they were always doing different stuff with it, and it wasn't all just a bunch of geeks sitting in front of a computer for hours on end. Hell, and half the time it looked better anyway. Oh, well.

  9. Mere Christianity by eldavojohn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This story is basically a retelling of Jesus Christ. I loved it as a kid but as I got older and read more of C.S. Lewis, I became less and less impressed with him. I've read his books on Christianity and how he turned to Christianity after many hardships in his life. I'm a man of science myself and have thus forgotten about these books as I could never come to terms with them.

    After reading some of Orson Scott Card's infamous rantings, I have also fallen out of admiring him.

    Is anyone else having these problems with these once great authors? Maybe I shouldn't care about their political viewpoints when I read their fiction?

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    1. Re:Mere Christianity by dptalia · · Score: 1
      Is anyone else having these problems with these once great authors? Maybe I shouldn't care about their political viewpoints when I read their fiction?

      When their political viewpoints influence their writing. If they have stupid viewpoints but their books don't reflect that, then it doesn't matter. The problem is that anyone who feels pasionately about something is going to let that leak into the rest of their life. You usually have two or three good books out of an author before his/her politics starts bleeding through.

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    2. Re:Mere Christianity by timster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know, I saw the movie this weekend, and I had to squint to see anything like a "retelling of Jesus Christ". The circumstances of Aslan's death and resurrection are only vaguely like those for Jesus, and there are no other parallels at all.

      There is a certain kind of fantasy story where Good battles Evil, and I feel it's a mistake to interpret these in the context of any specific religion, even if the creator's religion influenced their work. I much prefer to take what is there, as it is, and that is easy enough to do with Narnia.

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    3. Re:Mere Christianity by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Is anyone else having these problems with these once great authors? Maybe I shouldn't care about their political viewpoints when I read their fiction?

      I like the other Narnia books better than this one; I hope this movie does well enough that the others get made.

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    4. Re:Mere Christianity by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous. Just because you're a "man of science" doesn't mean you're forbidden to take your brain off the hook for a bit and enjoy something non-scientific. I read Dawkins back-to-back with Pratchett, yet I can still enjoy the fantasy as something -apart- from science. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe is a not-very-subtle Christ story written to appeal to children. Is it great literature? I'll let someone else debate that. But it is a fun read, and if you've genuinely lost the ability to take joy from the small, nonsense things as well as the grand scientific ones, well... I'm sorry to hear it. I, for one, enjoy both.

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    5. Re:Mere Christianity by eldavojohn · · Score: 0

      Well, the The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe was read to me by a teacher in grade school at a Catholic school. The entire time she drew parallels from the bible with the story and she did a fairly convincing job of it.

      I'm not referring to the epic battle of good and evil part of the plot, that's fine. I'm just saying that I read his other work and he is very definitely Christian oriented. I don't agree with his beliefs. The purpose of my post was to ask /. if I should even worry about this when reading an author's works.

      I'm going to go ahead and argue with you that I do believe C.S. Lewis did write with Christian themes. I'm sorry if you find this offensive.

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    6. Re:Mere Christianity by OakDragon · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think we all might be suffering from the culture wars. I read over some of Card's comments, and I agree they could be characterized as "rantings." However, Lewis seemed to be just a mainstream Christain of his day, no more at war with science than any other fellow. It's only in the last 20 or 30 years or so here in the U.S. that "fundamentalist" Christains (they're not really fundamentalists in the original meaning of that word, but that's another topic) have been targeting science that did not agree with their religion.

      So there's no reason, in my opinion, that a "man of science" could not read, enjoy, and even agree with a mainstream Christain author.

      Narnia is not immune to the fantasy haters, either.

    7. Re:Mere Christianity by SHP · · Score: 2, Informative

      You know, I saw the movie this weekend, and I had to squint to see anything like a "retelling of Jesus Christ". The circumstances of Aslan's death and resurrection are only vaguely like those for Jesus, and there are no other parallels at all.

      The White Witch as an allegory to Satan, The Angel of Light. The temptation of Edmond by appealing to his desire for pleasure (Turkish Delight) and power (The Kingship). The "Deep Magic" requirement for the spilling of blood to "atone" for traitors. The ownership of traitors by the White Witch. The table rock splitting in two after the death of Aslan (Like the veil of the Temple). The feamles witnessing the resurrection of Aslan. Aslan leaving Narnia after the resurrection (The Ascension). Aslan going to the White Witches castle to set the prisoners free (Christ is hell taking the keys from Satan).

      I saw quite a few parallels, and I didn't have to squint. It wasn't exactly like the events of Christ's life, but is was much closer to it than Tolkien's books. Perhaps that's why the movie is less well received than TLOTR movies were. Yeah, that and the special effects weren't as good.

      -SHP
    8. Re:Mere Christianity by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      I'm a man of science myself and have thus forgotten about these books as I could never come to terms with them.

      I'm a man of science myself, but that has no bearing on my taste in music, interest in history, my relationships with other people, or my faith in God. Science only has bearing on a tiny part of our lives and is wholly incapable of saying anything about the supernatural, by definition. How does being a man of science equate to you not being able to come to terms with the books? It seems to be somewhat of an illogical connection to make.

    9. Re:Mere Christianity by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      I will say that I enjoy reading Ayn Rand's books for instance, but I do not agree with all of her philosophical rantings and beliefs. I read books as stories. If I like the story, great, but I could care less about the author.

    10. Re:Mere Christianity by SenatorOrrinHatch · · Score: 0

      In all seriousness, perhaps you should examine the point of view that there is more truth in religion than is commonly held in "scientific" circles nowadays.

      If, after having read all of his works (though understanding maybe only a quarter of their content, as I have), you consider Kurt Godel to be the wisest man to ever walk the earth, then the possibility of developing a science of the soul becomes apparent. This idea of a "science of the soul" is the motivational kernel from which the all-pervasive trunks and branches of religion grow.

      Such a science is considered totally infeasible at present, often met with scepticism from both cleric and dean, no doubt akin to that which greeted Anaxagoras 3000 years ago when he proclaimed that "the sun is a hot rock bigger than the Peloponesse!" (very liberally translated, to be sure).

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    11. Re:Mere Christianity by Banana989 · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? Did you happen to hear the multiple times that they call humans "Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve" ? Perhaps you missed the part saying that Aslan died for what essentially are the sins of another.

    12. Re:Mere Christianity by frankie · · Score: 1
      Well, except that CS Lewis himself viewed the Narnia stories as a parallel universe version of Christianity. The best explanation I've read is For Dummies (no allegory intended).
      'What might Christ become like if there really were a world like Narnia and He chose to be incarnate and die and rise again in that world as He actually has done in ours?'
    13. Re:Mere Christianity by oscast · · Score: 1

      "It's only in the last 20 or 30 years or so here in the U.S. that "fundamentalist" Christains (they're not really fundamentalists in the original meaning of that word, but that's another topic) have been targeting science that did not agree with their religion."

      Oh Pahleaze, your comment totally negates the fact that over the past 20-30 years the left wingers have been doing everything in their power to target Christianity or anything resembling a moral Christan influence to rid it from society. If you ask me, The fundamentalist Christains haven't even begun to counter the efforts brought against them as of yet.

    14. Re:Mere Christianity by hachete · · Score: 1

      It's Terry Prachett who said that if you find LOTR fascinating at 15, that's fine. It's not so great if you still find LOTR fascinating at 40.

      I guess Orson scott card will never learn such wisdom. It's a pity heis going the way of Phillip K Dick. Maybe he will.

      Karma to burn...

      Thanks for posting that. I hadn't realised that people such as card still existed. I do like this quote:

      "The Church has plenty of room for individuals who are struggling to overcome their temptation toward homosexual behavior."

      which is appropriate considering the number of church-related child-molestation cases that have come up in the post-2WW years in the UK, Ireland, USA, France...most place where the christian church practices in fact. I've lost count of the number of bishops - some bishops still practicing - who have condoned the behaviour of their paedophiles by protecting them. It's absolutely staggering. Really. Allow priests to be married and have done with it.

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    15. Re:Mere Christianity by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      I think the christian connection is quite visible in the series. Come now, "Son of Adam", what is that but an obvious allusion to the myths of the Abrahamic faiths, the christian interpretation particularly? You see it elsewhere in the series, particularly the end of The Voyage of the Dawn Treader where Aslan says he is present in the human world, in The Magician's Nephew where the theme of downfall parallels the Eden myth, and in The Last Battle where the "very elect" are deceived in a play parallel to common interpretations of the book of Revelations.

      I'm not bashing either the books or the movie on this basis. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe was the first novel I ever read on my own. I love it and its following series of novels.

      I could go further and point out that there is definitely some material you could see as bigoted later on, as the Calormenes are very obviously retouched Arabs, it is far from malignant. If you can accept that C.S. Lewis is going to assume that his faith and his God is *the* right one anyway - as most Western religionists do - his idea that people of other faiths do good deeds that are accepted by God as seen in The Last Battle is actually well ahead of many thinkers from the christian world, and shows a measure of compassion and respect. Like other authors going back into the depth of time, he shows his cultural bias, but he shows a more gentle and inclusive spirituality than many.

      So I'm quite happy to have C.S. Lewis' christian faith visible on the big screen, and I think the best of all religions should be similarly celebrated. Further, as an agnostic, I would sooner read Narnia to my kids in their impressionable years than a number of passages from the Old Testament, and teach them that it's okay to enjoy stories that you are inspired by rather than take them for gospel. I say relax, and enjoy.

    16. Re:Mere Christianity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Needing to squint for a retelling stems from either not understanding the movie (which I doubt, since it is aimed at children) or not understanding Jesus.

      Aslan's sacrifice can't be generalized to "religion". The generic "religion" mindset is what someone has to do in order to make things right with (the) god(s). If the movie retold an ambiguous religion, Aslan would have simply let the White Witch take Edmund. However, Aslan sacrificed himself in Edmunds place.

      I can find reference in no religion besides Christianity where the religion's deity chooses to subjugate him/herself to punishment that is intended for his/her creation. "Religion" in general is morals, rules, standards to bring one's self up to the level of god. The story of Christ says that god took our place because we're unable to follow those rules, morals, etc. An act like Aslan's sacrifice isn't found in any other religion.

    17. Re:Mere Christianity by ypoint · · Score: 1

      I found many more instances of biblical references than that. The most impressive thing for me was to see the four humans sitting on thrones, ruling over Narnia along with, well, God. It's definately a christian movie with extremely inspirational scenes (if you can appreciate them, which probably requires you to be a christian) - take out these elements and you have a strange fantasy movie with a wimpy Ice Queen instead of a real bad ass like Sauron.

    18. Re:Mere Christianity by Kelson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The books are certainly written as Christian allegory -- particularly the first, which is very messianic, and the last, which is essentially armageddon. The allegory doesn't quite track (one doesn't normally associate lions with Christ, for instance), but that's mainly due to the inherent limits of metaphor. Eventually you're going to run into a situation where you realize that no, the Internet isn't like a highway in this circumstance.

      There's quite a bit of other stuff going on, though, so to dismiss -- or revere -- the story solely on its allegorical content is to miss quite a lot. Saying "It's Christian, so I don't want to read/watch it" is as silly as holding a prayer meeting during the previews, because it's not the entirety of the work.

      As to C.S. Lewis, he had a long, complicated history with his religion. I recommend the play Shadowlands , or the movie made from it for an alternate view.

    19. Re:Mere Christianity by steve's+nose+is+blee · · Score: 1

      Hear Hear!

      The Narnia novels actually started as bedtime stories that C.S. Lewis would tell to his Grandchildren, eventually he wrote them down. If you want very intellectual discussions of Christianity I wouldn't suggest children's stories, start with Lewis' "Mere Christianity" and move on to his more scholarly works.

      I for one can't wait to see the movies, I love thes books!

    20. Re:Mere Christianity by Bazzalisk · · Score: 1
      I somewhat agree.

      Lewis definately intended to write a Christian Allegory (he saud as much many times) but ended up writing something much more in tune with Mithraism than Christianity.

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    21. Re:Mere Christianity by timster · · Score: 1

      I can't really agree with this for several reasons.

      Again, I'm speaking of the movie, and I haven't read the book for many years. In the movie, though, Aslan's sacrifice differs from that of Jesus in several important ways.

      1. In Christianity, a divine sacrifice is required to save all sinners. Any sin makes man unfit for the prescence of God, and only Jesus, by death, can wash sin. In this movie, only Edmund needs salvation; everyone else is apparently perfect in and of themselves.

      2. Christianity's treatment of Satan depends on the denomination, but in no sense is the death of Jesus meant to appease Satan. In the movie Aslan's death is in response to the Witch's demands.

      3. Jesus shows sinners a path to salvation, and gives a promise of eternal life for all who follow him. Aslan doesn't claim to have that power; he merely doesn't die himself.

      Anyway, I can't name any other religion off the top of my head which has the divine sacrifice story, but that doesn't mean the most sensible way to take Narnia is as a Christian parable. If the sacrifice were more like that of Jesus, the premise would make a lot more sense.

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    22. Re:Mere Christianity by chgros · · Score: 1

      You know, I saw the movie this weekend, and I had to squint to see anything like a "retelling of Jesus Christ". The circumstances of Aslan's death and resurrection are only vaguely like those for Jesus, and there are no other parallels at all.
      Actually I was even shocked at the way the depicted Christmas (as being "the time when Santa Claus brings presents"). And the death / resurrection looked more like a ruse than like a sacrifice. "The Matrix" was probably more of a Christian allegory (and it was awful).
      Also the "son of Adam" / "daughter of Eve" seems to come out of nowhere (like pretty much everything else in the movie). I don't know about the books, but the movie was seriously lacking a backstory, as well as any reason to care about those people (what? they fight for control of an empty world?).
      And let's not mention the fake snow. I especially loved the "but you look so cold!" when no one actually looked cold at any moment.
      The only thing good in that movie is the creatures (I'm usually not a fan of CGI, but this one was pretty good. The lion didn't look perfect, but quite believable).

    23. Re:Mere Christianity by Rostin · · Score: 1

      one doesn't normally associate lions with Christ, for instance

      Unless of course one knows that he is called the Lion of Judah. :)

    24. Re:Mere Christianity by barawn · · Score: 1

      Did you happen to hear the multiple times that they call humans "Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve" ?

      That's just terminology. It doesn't make it an allegory of Christ. I could stick those terms into any random fantasy setting, and it wouldn't mean anything there, either - other than someone wanted to use a phrase that sounded more regal than "men" and "women".

      Perhaps you missed the part saying that Aslan died for what essentially are the sins of another.

      There's the kicker. Then again, the original poster is correct that it's not a simple allegory for Christ. It's a retelling - that is, put Christ in a different setting, and let the story play out. Thus there's nothing akin to Pontius Pilate, or any of that stuff.

      Of course, it's more direct when you read Magician's Nephew, and you realize that the Witch was brought into Narnia by men in the first place.

    25. Re:Mere Christianity by SQLz · · Score: 1

      C.S. Lewis, the original author in case you didn't know, wrote a paper on how this story is not a retelling of the story of jesus, although it doesn't take a biblical scholar to see he tries to teach some of the same lessons. Forgiveness, empathy, trust, perserverence (probably spelled wrong), etc. Are these lessons bad somehow? I'm not religous at all but I could see how parents, both christian and not, would want their children to learn these lessons.

    26. Re:Mere Christianity by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I'm a man of science myself and have thus forgotten about these books as I could never come to terms with them.

      Not to troll you there but I wonder more if you're less impressed with the books or if you're letting your "science" bias you.

      Let's face facts, the vast majority of people (including athiests) have some kind of pattern of morals and conditioning which they live by that isn't based on anything scientific. Does it matter if in one case they feel they are doing it for a higher power versus someone who's just "flying by the seat of their pants"? The advancement of science is a very important thing but to think that the people around you aren't living out their lives in search for some level of self-realization or gratification outside of the realms of science is silly.

      It's different when someone blows up a bus in the name of God, don't get me wrong. But should it make a difference to you if they're doing it for Christ, Allah, or whomever or if they're doing it simply because it's "what makes sense" to them?

      Using the religious basis of a good story as a reason to dismiss it is no more advanced than blindly accepting a good story based on the idea that it has religious backing.

      So, are you just that bored with the story or do you have that much of a problem that it's based on religion? If it's the second of these two I fear you're going to find many many popular works that are based not only on religion but many that have no basis in legitmate science.

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    27. Re:Mere Christianity by Kelson · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the books, but the movie was seriously lacking a backstory

      That would be in book 6, The Magician's Nephew. Or, if you're reading one of the newer sets that orders them chronologically, book 1.

    28. Re:Mere Christianity by n54 · · Score: 1

      I loved the books as a kid too, I probably wont see the movie but perhaps some time in the future.

      Anyway I haven't read any else of C.S. Lewis and although I'm personally religious I'm not christian per se and like you if I reread it now it would probably be a very different experience.

      Orson Scott Card being a mormon is mostly irrelevant to me, just like I couldn't care less for the political opinions of lots of actors, musicians etc. However Orson Scott Card is one of the few people I haven't found any major disagreements with so far politically (which is a nice surprise in itself but I'm sure there's something we could disagree on) but in regard to his storywriting I couldn't really care less about that, I simply just enjoy his writing (some of it is directly political of course but I'm thinking of the fiction now).

      I've read just about anything (at least 80% and that's a cautious estimate) of everything Stephen King has written and afaik he's fairly far away from me politically but he's still a genius (especially when it comes to characters) in my opinion. China Mieville is a brownblooded commie but I still love his Perdido Street Station even though it has plenty of politics in it, and I admire anyone who can write that well.

      I'm highly sceptical of Syrias current rulers but I can still enjoy the beauty of the islamic tiling in their parliament (or wherever what's-his-name hold the speeches - a bit embarrasing his name escapes me right now). Not that I think he did the tiling ;)

      Yes you should care about political viewpoints, you have your life and your experiences and thoughts that make you who you are and you should be true to yourself, but no you shouldn't let that keep you from enjoying and even admiring those things that you actually think are worth it. Nobody can agree with anyone about everything, finding a few things is more than good enough. It's a bit like the flaming that occurs about RMS and other F/OSS personalities here at Slashdot: it easily gets too narrowminded and exaggerated in either direction.

      Hell I really despise Fahrenheit 9/11 and could trashtalk Michael Moores movies for hours while foaming at the mouth (lol ;)) but I remember his tv show and a lot of the stuff there was right on target (although not everything), so if absolutely necessary I can actually say something good about him too, something I think he did right even if I'm otherwise diametrically opposed to him.

      We can all get carried to far by strong opinions, sometimes we just need to slap ourselves and enjoy stuff for it's face value :)

      Last of all remember than any person is more than their political beliefs, their job, their actions, other various opinons and beliefs, anything you can think of. This is why Saddam deserves as fair a trial as possible even though it might make ones bonemarrow shudder not simply to take him out and give him a bullet, and that's an example very few other people can be compared to, right? So anyone you disagree with but who are talented enough to be able to do something you can enjoy you should cherish for it and take as an opportunity and encouragement to not totally despair when you meet normal people you otherwise can't see anything good in (like me probably if we ever got into a discussion about Bush & Iraq ;)).

      Theo (another person whose political standpoints, at least some of them, are far from mine - but oh boy how he can think straight on code security!) said it well when asking if they would like everyone to vote for the same political party too since they were so afraid of forks...

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    29. Re:Mere Christianity by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Actually I was even shocked at the way the depicted Christmas (as being "the time when Santa Claus brings presents").

      I thought that was weird too.

      And the death / resurrection looked more like a ruse than like a sacrifice.

      I didn't get that impression, but I can see how you could.

      The Matrix" was probably more of a Christian allegory (and it was awful).

      I thought it was a pretty good movie, but although you can draw a lot of parallels to Christianity, as an allegory it really doesn't track. My favorite idea from The Matrix is how the Oracle lied to Neo, telling him what he needed to hear at the time instead of the truth, since knowing the truth would have led him down a different path. I find this quite similar to the way God leads us down one path by making us believe a particular outcome is in store, only to reveal later that the real path he wants us on is something quite different, that we wouldn't have been able to get to if we hadn't followed the first path.

      Also the "son of Adam" / "daughter of Eve" seems to come out of nowhere (like pretty much everything else in the movie).

      Yeah, I never liked this. The rest of the book/movie is Christian allegory, so having an actual piece of Christianity in the story sort of ruins it.

      I don't know about the books, but the movie was seriously lacking a backstory, as well as any reason to care about those people (what? they fight for control of an empty world?).

      As others have pointed out, the backstory comes from "The Magician's Nephew" and other books, and the reason to care comes from the narration, which was omitted from the movie.

      And let's not mention the fake snow. I especially loved the "but you look so cold!" when no one actually looked cold at any moment.

      I found the lack of blood to be distracting - I understand they couldn't show any because they wanted a PG rating, but the cleanliness hindered my suspension of disbelief. Blood is specifically mentioned in the dialog, though, it's just not shown on screen.

      The only thing good in that movie is the creatures (I'm usually not a fan of CGI, but this one was pretty good. The lion didn't look perfect, but quite believable).

      Agreed, but as someone else mentioned, they should have been larger. In other books it is mentioned that the talking beasts are quite a bit larger than ordinary animals, and both exist in Narnia.

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    30. Re:Mere Christianity by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1
      Is anyone else having these problems with these once great authors? Maybe I shouldn't care about their political viewpoints when I read their fiction?
      I don't have this trouble. Granted, I am a devout Catholic, but also extremely interested in science and work as an engineer (I don't know why so many people still seem to see religion and science as being necessarily at odds).

      My impression of Lewis' writings is that they are intended to help other people understand a faith that he adopted late in life (with some prodding from his friend Tolkien), and had his own struggle understanding. The Chronicles of Narnia target children, who have typically heard the Bible stories, but have trouble understanding some of the underlying concepts. The allegory is intended to help the readers with that. The Screwtape Letters and the The Space Trilogy are oriented toward adults and hit the theology much harder and more directly. To people familiar with the religious concepts, it takes the story to another level beyond the basic fantasy story. I believe that, although they may be entertaining for non-believers, Lewis' stories are ultimately targeted toward Christian readers or those considering becoming one, and it's no real surprise that many people who reject the Christian faith don't feel the same connection to the stories that others do.

      I still do consider Lewis a great author because he accomplishes these aims masterfully. As a kid, you enjoyed the fairy tale component of the stories, but as an adult, you naturally evaluate the deeper component and find it doesn't match your philosophy as well. An author could also be a master at romance novels, but won't pique my interest because overly sappy love stories bore me.

      For what it's worth, as a "man of science" I could never come to terms with the original Star Wars trilogy, but I still love those movies.
    31. Re:Mere Christianity by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      You know, I saw the movie this weekend, and I had to squint to see anything like a "retelling of Jesus Christ".

      As others have said, I have to assume that this is due to your poor understanding of the Bible. Most people, including those who claim to believe the Bible, don't actually understand what it says. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe captures the idea quite well, I think.

      I highly recommend this book if you're interested in clearing up your misconceptions about the Bible, and learning what it actually says.

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    32. Re:Mere Christianity by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Because no other religion has the story of Adam and Eve (hint: Islam and Judaism). And it is completely abnormal to hear this outside of the religious world (just pretend mitochondrial Eve was never a term). Yes the story has connections to Christianity, but C.S. Lewis didn't mean it to be a christian story (that is what his religious writings were about). C.S. Lewis made a world called Narnia, and decided this is how Narnia would be saved, yes it is similar to how C.S. Lewis saw Earth, but the world he created was also similar to Earth.

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    33. Re:Mere Christianity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh Pahleaze, your comment totally negates the fact that over the past 20-30 years the left wingers have been doing everything in their power to target Christianity or anything resembling a moral Christan influence to rid it from society.
      Paranoid bullshit. The left are probably the only friends of Christianity left, as the right seems intent on having government officials, rather than Churches, dictate beliefs and lead prayers.
      If you ask me, The fundamentalist Christains haven't even begun to counter the efforts brought against them as of yet.
      They've spent the last sixty years trying to subvert the constitution in an effort to have the US government more and more involved in Christian beliefs. This started in the mid-fifties with unconstitutionally changing the Pledge of Allegance, and went into overdrive with the election of Reagan-Bush. Why is it you never see a single religious TV station that promotes the peace, love, and forgiveness version of Christianity? TThe decent, moral, version? It's because the Religious Right has the monopoly. It's why the bulk of terrorism in the US over the last thirty years has been from the anti-abortion Christian Right, yet the media continues to promote Islam as synonymous with terrorism. It's why every so often there's yet another attempt to sneak in Government prayer and other bullshit into our schools, subjecting Catholics, Methodists, and non-Christians to mostly Baptist teaching.
    34. Re:Mere Christianity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't confuse homosexuality with paedophilia.

      Studies of paedophiles have shown that those who are also attracted to adults are mostly heterosexual.

      Homosexuality has absolutely nothing to do with paedophilia, and to conflate the two as you have done shows that you have been influenced strongly by the sad propaganda of anti-gay groups like the fundamentalists in the USA.

    35. Re:Mere Christianity by timster · · Score: 1

      I feel like telling me that I have a certain opinion because I'm ignorant is a poor argument. Everybody knows that Jesus dies and then isn't dead and does it all to save sinners, but there is more depth than that to the story. I've detailed my problems with the allegory earlier in this thread; telling me to go read some book isn't a strong answer.

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    36. Re:Mere Christianity by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Where do you get the MIthranism connection? Is is because Asland was a Lion instead of a human? Jesus is referred to as the Lion of Judea. If CS. Lewis had written with Mithranism in mind, I think he would have said so.

      I'm guessing that you lack a deep enough familiarity with Christianity in general and its symbolism. Either that or you are just trolling.

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    37. Re:Mere Christianity by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Just because Travolta or Cruise are loons doesn't mean I can't be entertained by them.

      Just because Heinlein was a crochety, self-righteous old man and about as perverse as one could get, doesn't mean his stories aren't fasinating.

      All people are flawed, and given the vast possibilities of opinions out there, it's seldom that you'll ever find someone who doesn't disagree with you on some fundimental issue or another.

      Growing disenchanted with the people you looked up to while growing up is just one of the begining stages of learning to think critically for yourself.

      The next is learning not to blame them and realizing that you now have the opportunity to view their works from a different perpsective.

      If you only read things written by people whom you agree with, only think about things that fit in your world view, and only tolerate opinions that match yours, all you do is reinforce your own narrow-mindedness.

    38. Re:Mere Christianity by eldavojohn · · Score: 1
      Growing disenchanted with the people you looked up to while growing up is just one of the begining stages of learning to think critically for yourself. The next is learning not to blame them and realizing that you now have the opportunity to view their works from a different perpsective.
      If you could have said this a little less demeaningly, we might have gotten somewhere. :)

      I'm 23 years old. I read a ton of material, very little of it I agree with. Your assumptions that I'm just starting to realize how the world works are wrong.

      Your assumptions that everyone develops the same rules of life as you are equally wrong ... oh, and they're also narrow minded.
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    39. Re:Mere Christianity by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      No offense, however if you are twenty three then you ARE just starting to realize how the world works.

      And that is nothing you need to be defensive about, everyone starts out with an idealized view of the world, whether they want to believe it or not. The fact that you use the idea that you are a 'scientific man' to rationalize not being able to stomache C.S. tells me that regardless of the rest of your worldview, that part is still very idealized.

      "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." It may have been said in a work of fiction, but that doesn't make it any less true.

    40. Re:Mere Christianity by eldavojohn · · Score: 1

      It upsets me that you pass judgement on people just by hearing their age. I've seen five year old children more mature than forty year old grown "adults."

      I don't know when the hell I said I couldn't "stomache C.S." For Christ's sake (pun intended), I've read nearly everything by him. Does that sound like I can't "stomache" him?

      I started my life out castrating pigs and shovelling manure on a farm. Sound enticing? Not to me. I'm 23 and I now have a desk job and in a large city earning lucrative amounts of money. Maybe that doesn't matter to you, but I'm just trying to let you know that I consider myself well informed when it comes to the game of life. I've had many jobs, I've experienced many things and I'm not going to sit here and listen to you tell me that just because I'm young, I can't voice my opinion about C.S. Lewis.

      All I said in the original post was that I can't come to terms with someone who takes a religious story and masks it into a fictitious book with the appearant motive of spreading Christianity.

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    41. Re:Mere Christianity by realityfighter · · Score: 1

      Not to mention...
      1) Aslan knew he would be resurrected and planned for it. If Lucy and Susan hadn't followed him into the woods, people would think he had just been gone for a few hours.

      2) Aslan "wins" by knowing the law better than the White Witch, and basically tricking her. I have never seen any interpretation of the Bible that claims Jesus outsmarted the Romans, or the Devil. Christ's divine nature was the cause of his resurrection.

      3) In the Narnia story, Aslan could have chosen to sacrifice Lucy, Beaver, or anyone else on his side with the same result. The fact that he chose to sacrifice himself is a sign of personal responsibility, and a sign of the White Witch's greed. Whereas Christ embodied the only possible sacrifice to save all humanity.

      I tend to look at C.S. Lewis as a highly educated Christian who felt comfortable playing with his own theology. We know that he believed a concrete historical Jesus distracted from the message of Christianity, because he rants about it profusely in The Screwtape Letters. Lewis seems to have believed that archetypes and metaphors led to a more direct relationship with God. And if we read the Narnia story as a way to distill the essence or archetype of Christ, we find that sacrifice is what Lewis believed was most central to the Christ story - the major discrepancies between Christ's story and Aslan's were probably created to refute the argument that Christ's divinity or his knowledge of his own death made his story less poignant.

      Given this, I find it funny that Biblical literalists are rallying around this movie. Doesn't their faith clearly indicate this as heresy? Yet they seem to have some tolerance for it, if only because, as its own story, it is wonderful.

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    42. Re:Mere Christianity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. In Christianity, a divine sacrifice is required to save all sinners[...]

        Yeah, I can see issues with this, too. However, this point of contention is regarding the movie's representation of man, not Jesus. If in fact Edmund is the only sinner, Aslan's death is still needed to atone for all sinners. If there are other sinners, it is possible that the witch was only making a big deal about owning Edmund; in either scenario, the comparison between Aslan and Christ stands.

      2. Christianity's treatment of Satan[...]

        Aslan's death was in response to the Witch's demands only in the sense that she quoted what the "deep magic" required. As I see it, the death was required not because the witch invented the "deep magic" (since it was obviously her undoing), but because it is synonymous with the law: part of the Christian tradition is that sin must be atoned for with blood (see Heb. 9:22).

      3. Jesus shows sinners a path to salvation[...]

        This ties in a lot with the first point. Remember what Aslan says: the reason the stone table cracked was because of his innocence. If you're in a world where people are capable of innocence, then the illustration is incomplete. If we grant the innocence of all other Narnians (the movie seems to imply that, but I don't remember the books well enough to comment on their say), this means that the whole redemption story can only exist in the microcosm of the relationship between Aslan, Edmund, and the Witch. It's not the whole movie, but it's undeniably there.

      So, I agree in part. The whole story can't be directly correlated to the human condition as described in the Bible; other posters have mentioned that ths was Lewis' attempt at imagining how Jesus would have operated within the bounds of Naria. Since that requires a redefinition of the doctine of sin and man which Lewis didn't delve into in this first book, it's really hard to make a direct equation. But it's equally impossible to divorce the intent of the author from his work.

    43. Re:Mere Christianity by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Maturity has nothing to do with what we were talking about, and the fact that you keep insisting to take that route shows something of the limitations that you are imposing on how you see the world. And that IS a judgment.

      Smarts, work ethic, morals, I don't care whether you have them such a great supply that you keep extra in baskets in your garage or if you have to stand on the street begging for them. I don't care about your bank account or the number of jobs you've held while working on it.

      That has nothing to do with how far you've been willing to stray from your safe crystallized view of the world into the vast mess that IS reality. Some of the laziest people I've known have been the ones who 'got life' the best. No one I have ever known, including myself, ever 'got it' when they were in their twenties. And I don't care how many credentials you toss my way, you aren't going to convince me that you have either. The mere fact that you both think that they have anything to do with it, and that there is some merit in the exercise to begin with, simply prove you still haven't.

      And that's NOT a bad thing. To run, you must first learn to walk. To walk, you must first learn to crawl. To crawl, you must first learn to move your body. Would you think it shameful that a baby can not yet run?

      Then why do you act as if it's an insult to be told that you don't yet know it all when you aren't even a quarter of a century old?

      And for the record, while your age was a supporting factor in how I viewed your posts, it was mostly the tone and way you replied that determined what I saw.

    44. Re:Mere Christianity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think real "men of science" forget things simply because they can't come to terms with them ...

    45. Re:Mere Christianity by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      "Actually I was even shocked at the way the depicted Christmas (as being "the time when Santa Claus brings presents")."

      It occurred to me that the first king of Narnia was a human (see Magician's Nephew) and therefore could have easily instituted Christmas in Narnia. That doesn't explain Santa Claus, of course, but then again there are an awful lot of fantasy beings given life in Narnia, so why not Santa?

    46. Re:Mere Christianity by grolschie · · Score: 1

      C.S. Lewis, the original author in case you didn't know, wrote a paper on how this story is not a retelling of the story of jesus

      Care to provide a reference? A link to said paper would suffice. Thanks.

  10. Better CG graphics by satsuke · · Score: 3, Funny

    The CG effects in this Christian allegory masterpiece are so much better than the ones in that other singing / dancing vegetable / fruit one.

    1. Re:Better CG graphics by killbill · · Score: 2, Funny

      LOL!

      Minotaur: "Numbers don't win battles"

      Peter: "No, but I'm sure they help"

      Bob: "Hi! I'm Bob. I'm a tomatoe, and I am here to help!"

      It would not have been any more absurd then Jar Jar...

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    2. Re:Better CG graphics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minotaurs are not the same as Centaurs, get it right next time ;)

    3. Re:Better CG graphics by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      Veggie Tales? or did you mean The Passion of The Christ?

  11. Ugh... by vlad_grigorescu · · Score: 0

    Thanks for telling us that there's registration required...

  12. actually, christian messaging is subjective thing by passingNotes.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

    sorry to pull at this thorny issue, but people are complaining about the tie-ins to the religious themes and messages (eg lazarus rising yadda yadda) - however, the movie pays homage to the author's intended delivery - although fans will note that the story, like the books, is being told out of order (remember, there was a re-issue of the original books in the author's original desired order)...at any rate, what do you expect? this was a religous guy, and the film carefully caters to these themes without pushing them down viewers' throats...i do NOT believe that the amazing special effects are going to be tricking kids into buying some sort of christian message if that's your real concern - and hopefully kids under 10 are with older people (parents, siblings etc)- and the impressive effects serve only to wow the audience, period. what i'm eager to see is how the movie is packaged for bus tours and religous groups (again, that is not me, i'm the most secular heeb you're gonna meet, but i loved these books even as a kid - and when i heard that they were going to be edited with an eye toward theme omission, i ran out to get original copies....good lord, what would ray bradbury think?)

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  13. Re:YOU FAIL IT by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 3, Funny

    DOH! :)

  14. Re:Jesus=money by radarjd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps people have chosen to see Christian messages in it, but they were also most certainly put there by the books' author.

    And by your tone, it seems that you are condemning someone, but I'm not sure who...

  15. Re:Jesus=money, and steven wright... by passingNotes.com · · Score: 1

    ...btw, if you like steven wright, here's a tip: he has a place in boston (cambridge area) and hangs out sometimes at the west side lounge on mass ave...just don't bug him. you'll probably see him with a hat on at the far end of the bar..haven't seen him there in eons, though i also haven't been there in just as long...my dream has always been to approach him quietly and then blurt out, "Wow! you're steven wright! you know, i read somewhere"

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  16. Bad CG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the CG was sub par in a lot of areas. I like the story, just the CG was like LOTR Fellowship bad. Some characters were better then others. The white witches reindeer were the worst of the bunch though.

    Other problem areas were sometimes the CG characters didn't have black on them, they were grey while standing besides an object that was totally black and they just sort of stood out.

    I also noticed the problem on some of the larger shots with the main characters. The kids had blacks in them but the background was like a hazy background and they really stood out.

    1. Re:Bad CG by Kelson · · Score: 1

      There were places where it worked great, but others -- particularly the beginning of the battle -- where it really felt like watching the cinematic intro to a video game. Partly the movements looked wrong, and partly I think they just didn't use detailed enough textures for those shots.

    2. Re:Bad CG by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      The battle kept reminding me of the opening movie to Warcraft 3. And that's not a good thing, since that game was made several years ago, and, oh yeah, it *was a computer game*, not a movie.

      And dig the costuming for the kids. *snicker*

  17. Re:No thanks. by operagost · · Score: 3, Informative
    Um, no it wasn't to make Christmas happen again. In case you missed it, it was to fulfill a prophecy that four humans would rule over Narnia and bring Spring.

    Your trolling is cute, but the Narnia series has a level of popularity on par with LOTR and C.S. Lewis was not a hack writer.

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  18. Imagination is more important than knowledge by SethEaston · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I just saw the movie yesterday - LOVED it. Yeah yeah, the special effects were great, but unlike other movies lately that were driven by special effects that totall bedazzled the viewer but had absolutley no character depth (ehem...SW EP III), this movie had it ALL - interesting, WELL-ACTED characters with depth and believability, beautiful cinematography, and a generallty womderful 'feel'. It goes without saying that the plot and story are classics and have true meaning.

    It's not the special effects that made the Narnia books so popular - it was the imagination of C.S. Lewis who gave the story and the characters such meaning and gripped the reader with suspense.

    And yes the effects were quite awesome, but they seemed so transparent in this movie. IMHO, a much better flick about the conflic of good vs. evil than SW EP III ever was. I *REALLY REALLY REALLY* hope they do The Magician's Nephew next!

    1. Re:Imagination is more important than knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think they are doing The Voyage of The Dawn Treader next. The scene during the credits set the tone for it.

    2. Re:Imagination is more important than knowledge by TheRealBurKaZoiD · · Score: 0
      I *REALLY REALLY REALLY* hope they do The Magician's Nephew next!

      Personally, I'm hoping for The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, myself. It's probably my favorite.

  19. Re:No thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    this story is just really poor and really childish

    Well..it was..you know...a kids book. And books written for kids...well they can be...a bit...childish....sometimes.

  20. Lots of talent involved . by gasmonso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The film has been directed by Andrew Adamson, who directed both of the "Shrek" movies and supervised the special effects on both of Joel Schumacher's "Batman" movies. Can it really be that bad?

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    1. Re:Lots of talent involved . by iainl · · Score: 1

      I just love the way you've been modded 'insightful' for that.

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    2. Re:Lots of talent involved . by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Hey, if you're a hotshot programmer, you're probably fullly aware of how any kind of talent, good ideas, or cool implementations can be stymied by management. My guess is they had a lot of great names attached, but the studio just wanted to get this out the door so they could cash in on the LOTR in December phenomenon.

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  21. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by MonkWB · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you dont mind me asking, what is the reissued intended order? It has been a long while since I even looked at the books, and so my memory of the order is even less unsure.

  22. Re:No thanks. by digitaldc · · Score: 0

    A bunch of fop british kids leading a lion's army in order to defeat an evil ice witch and make Christmas happen again. Please...

    How is this storyline any different from Star Wars or Lord of the Rings?

    A bunch of kids fight evil lord X to make peace again (and tons of money.)
    In Hollywood, if you don't have any good ideas just re-use/re-write someone else's ideas.

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  23. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by satsuke · · Score: 1

    All I know about religious tie ins for this movie are what I saw on TV and what was at the theater Saturday night.

    CNN had an artical where (at least they found) some preachers that were explaining the alagory elements of the movie and how they were provided exclusive extended-length previews of the movie.

    Disney is trying to drum up buisness ala Passion through the churches.

    As far as if it was working, there were 8+ buses at the local AMC Saturday afternoon, all of them from churches.

  24. Re:No thanks. by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Having read all the books, I can tell you the movie is nothing like it. Yes the books were written for kids, but so was Harry Potter, and that came out pretty good.

    I think what you have here is a failure on all levels of the project. From the obviously poor quality effects and crappy sound, to the 'vignette' feeling I got from the last half of the film (like chunks of the film had been removed and the remaining pieces shoddily glued together), this film blew donkey balls.

    The casting director at least had a clue, and got people who matched their characters. Young people who, given a chance to work with professionals, might have actually been able to perform quite well.

    I think your comment about the story being poor and childish reflects more on the hack job by the filmmakers and not the story itself.

    And if you haven't seen it, I would recommend waiting for it's release on free cable, and an exceptionally boring weekend.

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  25. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    If you're not already familiar with the Bible and its contents, then the allegory doesn't connect... and you should be able to enjoy the story on its own. The only Christian reference actually in the book/movie is that the humans are called "sons of Adam" and "daughters of Eve". The rest is just allegorical.

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  26. Plastic by MiliusXP · · Score: 0

    I still dont know if the witch FREEZED or PLASTIFIED rebels troops

  27. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think it is because you read the book when you were young. We recently read the book with our kids, so it was pretty fresh in our minds when my wife and I saw it. I was surprised by how closely the film stuck to the book. Of course the book lends itself well to film, I think, as opposed to longer and more complex works.
     
    I think though what you may have missed is a lot of the inner dialogue that you get in the book was not in the film. It downplayed Aslan a bit I think, since we don't get to 'hear' how the children feal about him. They did a decent job I think, acting wise, but I'm not sure a film can display the complex ideas conveyed in the book in that regard. Maybe deviating further from the text would have allowed them to be more true to the ideas, if not the events, I'm not sure.
     
    But I do really think that on the whole the film has most of the books strengths as well as its weaknesses.

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  28. Re:No thanks. by SHP · · Score: 0

    A bunch of fop british kids leading a lion's army in order to defeat an evil ice witch and make Christmas happen again

    It really depends on your perspective. I saw the movie as a story about a fall caused by the seduction of an evil temptress (The White Witch), and the subsequent redemption by the willing sacrifice of an innocent life. Yes, the story may seem a bit childish, but it was an adaptation of a childrens book after all. I thought it was a far better story than many of the recent eco-disaster movies that Hollywood has been putting out.

    It is interesting that the reviews of the movie seem to reflect the reviewers religious, political, philosophical background. That makes sense. Books, movies, music, are rarely pure entertainment. There's almost always a message behind it, and the extent to which one relates to the message certainly influences the extent to which one is entertained. -SHP

  29. I never thought of it this way before... by NthDegree256 · · Score: 1

    ...but Qui-Gon does die and then return from the dead, bringing with him the promise of immortality...

    Okay, I give up, I no longer have any idea who's supposed to represent Jesus in the Star Wars movies. Too many conflicting allegories...

  30. I heard they used by Trails · · Score: 0, Offtopic
  31. Re:? Making stuff up? by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 4, Informative

    With that kind of doe, you'd like they could at least get the blue/green screening done properly. Quite honestly, I felt the effects in this film were very poorly done.

    One more tidbit. It's interesting that on IMDB the first 20 pages of reviews are all very positive (and submitted before the offical release), yet 80% of the more recent ones (since Fridays US release) are all very poor.


    I didn't see the film, didn't read the books, so I'm not here to defend. But I actually went to IMDB and looked at the user reviews, sorted by date, and they are mostly all positive.

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  32. Article summary by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the making of $MOVIE they used $COMPUTER_BRAND computers to render the images. They used $HDD_BRAND hard drives to store the data. They used a network to connect the computers together. They use some off the shelf software ($SOFTWARE1 and $SOFTWARE2) for some of it and they used some proprietary software for other parts. Simulation techniques devised by $RESEARCHER were used for $EXCITING_SCENE. And $INTERESTING_DETAILS amazing facts that you couldn't actually guess were revealed in the article where INTERESTING_DETAILS<1.

    1. Re:Article summary by b4k3d+b34nz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except in most movies lately it's more like $sys$EXCITING_SCENE and $sys$INTERESTING_DETAILS.

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    2. Re:Article summary by Jerf · · Score: 1

      I like the "directors editions" for 70s/80s movies, because they actually had to do interesting things to get them. I especially recommend Tron and Star Trek: The Motion Picture for this.

      As you move into modern times, all the special effects are done the same way. This is for good reason, and I do like the movies that can be produced that way (though it is sometimes amazing to see millions of dollars frittered away on crap, in the "can't look, must look at the train wreck" sort of way), but it does produce rather dull "behind the scenes" looks. (If I could somehow remove the art assets in a neutral way, I'd challenge you to tell the difference between the "behind-the-special effects" specials for Toy Story, the Incredibles, and the latest Star Wars movie.)

      I wish they'd concentrate more on talking about the people, rather than Computer Special Effect #843,282. Stargate actually had a couple of half-way decent specials, but they couldn't figure out if they were said boring special-effect specials, content-free commercials, or a chance to see the people behind the scenes and the real actors, so they ended up kinda scatterbrained and with a lot of unfulfilled potential.

      (Not helped by that damn MTV-era "can't show the same thing for more than half-a-second" editing aesthetic. Am I getting old, or has that really gotten over-the-top over the last couple of years? There's this one Discovery Health program I would otherwise watch, but it's edited by this hyperactive spaz with too many digital effects filters at their disposal.)

    3. Re:Article summary by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1
      As you move into modern times, all the special effects are done the same way.
      Years ago in the UK (and maybe it's still going) there was a TV series called Tomorrow's World which was basically a science and technology program. They'd show the latest technological developments developments in things ranging from fridge or oven design to agriculture and TV cameras. But over the years it started getting boring as more and more stories went "and this feeds into a microprocessor" (these were the days when microprocessor was pronounced in a slower heavier voice as the notion still had some mystique). The microprocessor was just this black box that could do anything and for which no further explanation was required. Movies have almost reached this stage. But not quite - Star Wars III still used some green screen and motion capture whereas Pixar productions never do.
  33. Great Movie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on people. Narnia was great! Some of the readers here are worst than facist Christians. Facist scientists? Movies are for entertainment and this was one of the more entertaining flicks this year. AND we must remember, this is based on a series of novels intended for younger readers - so you can't expect the graphic violence like LOTR had. (PG != PG-13)

    My rundown:
    1 - CG was good, not the greatest (LOTR, Ep.III, and KONG will hold this for half a decade). Aslan was pretty cool though - interesting fiber motions.
    2 - Acting was good - much better than I expected
    3 - Story remained on track for the most part.
    4 - It held my 3 year old daughter's attention - the whole movie. This is a modern day miracle.

    Overall - its a good movie, go see it if you like fantasy or need to take the kids out.

    Keepin' it real

    1. Re:Great Movie! by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      Bringing your 3 year old: fine by me.

      But if you were the parent sitting next to me in the theatre yesterday explaining everything that was happening to the child who continually asked "whats happening mommy" : not cool.

      I didn't want to say anything in that situation --- but it made the movie experience about 20% less enjoyable.

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    2. Re:Great Movie! by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      That's why you go to the late movies if you can help it. I saw it at 9:30pm adn the only children where no younger than 8 or 9. Surprisingly the theatre was only about 1/2 full for a Saturday evening show on Opening weekend though. At least it was more enjoyable than the baby trying during the 9:00pm showing of Harry Potter. Babies don't remember or really enjoy movies, leave them home and let everyone else in the audience enjoy it a little more.

    3. Re:Great Movie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, my kid was quiet and content. She is very familiar with the Narnia story (BBC movie) and is a huge fan. Plus, we went to the 10am - early movies are for kids and old people LOL

      Understandable though...if there is a 3-year old next to me at King Kong I'll have to move (whimpering, crying, screaming, dirty drawers).

    4. Re:Great Movie! by n54 · · Score: 1

      Amen to that, it's annoying as hell and then some (I've experienced it during some other movie years ago).

      And I feel sorry for the child/children cause they're growing up with a parent that has zilch social intelligence which increases the likelyhood they'll grow up to be bitches or assholes and those people always seem to get theirs in the end.

      Wow I broke the rant-meter, sorry about that ;)

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    5. Re:Great Movie! by jmelloy · · Score: 1

      I saw it with my roommate and a couple girls. I would periodically say something to the girl sitting next to me or my roommate.

      The girl sitting next to my roommate would say something to him, and he would *shush* her.

      I think he just thinks I'm a lost cause.

  34. Linux involved in this film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Narnia team used Massive running Red Hat.

  35. WETA Digital by Nilatir · · Score: 1

    I thought at some point WETA Digital was involved in doing the SFX for Narnia?

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    1. Re:WETA Digital by camt · · Score: 1

      WETA Workshop did props and mock-ups.

      The buildings are attached, so it's close. ;-)

    2. Re:WETA Digital by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, weta digital has been busy doing some monkey movie.

      Weta practical prop guys built a bunch of costumes
      and so on. From the Dusney Channel previews, you'd
      think they did the whole movie, so you're forgiven.

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    3. Re:WETA Digital by Kelson · · Score: 1

      WETA did props, costume designs (for the creatures), and prosthetics, IIRC. I don't think the digital side was involved.

    4. Re:WETA Digital by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope but it was filmed in New Zealand where WETA is located and I believe they did some maquette work. Posting AC cause of my NDA.

  36. I thought it was pretty terrible. by sumday · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, the narrative is awkward and clunky. It doesn't flow, and this really kills the mood. What kills the mood more is the terrible dialogue all throughout the film. The cinematography is plain disasterous. Not once did i find myself thinking "wow, what a beautiful shot!" like i do in most films of this nature. The sets all look fake. At least, the ones in narnia do. The make-up is unconvincing and just adds to the "upmarket b-movie" feel emanating from the film. Some of the special effects are dire, others are great. It's a real pick 'n' mix. overall, i just think it sucked. espcially when it had such a high budget. But the film did give me hours of fun last night arguing with over zealous christians on the imdb.com message boards.

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    1. Re:I thought it was pretty terrible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, the narrative is awkward and clunky...But the film did give me hours of fun last night arguing with over zealous christians on the imdb.com message boards.

      It seems your critique is more based on your anti-Christian/religious/whatever bias rather than an intelligent assessment of the movie's technical and artistic merits.

    2. Re:I thought it was pretty terrible. by sumday · · Score: 1

      actually, i have nothing against christians or religion. my entire family are christians. But i do have something against over-zelousness. I find it funny how people's fervent beliefs make them unable to think objectively. In the same way that some Firefly fans were unable to watch Serenity objectively. It's got nothing to do with religion. It's about human nature, and me stiving to overcome it.

      However, i honestly thought the film was badly made. I watched the film with my dad (who read the books to me when i was a kid) and even he thought it was a poor attempt at filmmaking.

      I'm never going to win my battle against this film when most of the people who watch it actually like it. I just think they have bad taste.

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    3. Re:I thought it was pretty terrible. by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, you're correct.

      The film was awful, in almost every way possible.

      Yet, it wasn't bad enough to be entertainingly bad, like, say, "House of the Dead".

      I can't recommend that anyone see it this movie, for any reason.

  37. Imagine by squoozer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Imagine a world where kids need an imagination. Sigh. Perhaps I am getting old but with every passing day it feels like there are fewer and fewer reasons for kids to pick up a book and exercise their imagination. Perhaps I'm horribly off topic but I think I preferred films with poor special effects because it made me fill in the gaps. When I watch things now that I watched as a child I cringe at how bad the effects (and often acting) are but my memory of them is quite different.

    Anyway, I hope they haven't wrecked the story. I was never really into childrens stories but I though TLTWATW was actually pretty good.

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    1. Re:Imagine by cafn8ed · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quite agree with your feelings. But, I would qualify your opening remark with:

      Imagine a world where kids *have* an imagination.

      Then again, this is posted where 'editors' have no apparent ability to 'edit'....

    3. Re:Imagine by ShaunDon · · Score: 1

      Move to mod parent as "crotchety!"

    4. Re:Imagine by squoozer · · Score: 1

      I'll second that. Damn old people!

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    5. Re:Imagine by flamdrag · · Score: 1

      Yes, this would explain the horrible sales figures for the Harry Potter books.

    6. Re:Imagine by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
      When I watch things now that I watched as a child I cringe at how bad the effects (and often acting) are but my memory of them is quite different.

      Funny you say that, I caught Flash Gordon last night on basic cable. I asked my wife if she had ever seen it, She said no. How could you miss that movie in the 80s, You have to watch it.

      We didn't last 5 minutes. My god that was awful. Funny I don't remember it being so bad. Maybe I was more easily distracted by breasts back then.

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    7. Re:Imagine by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

      It does seem like they are losing imagination doesn't it. My problem with movies like this is that I lose the original set of characters in my head. Now, when I think of Aragorn I get the one from the movie in my head and can't remember the original version I had created. Its almost like some sort of weird social engineering.

      Of course you don't really need imagination when you can come home from school, watch the cartoons until dinner and then play playstation until bed.

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  38. Re:Jesus=money by TallMatthew · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why is this flamebait? He hit it right on the money. The studio has been unapologetically pushing this movie to evangelical Christians for weeks.

    The Passion of the Dollar Sign.

  39. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by stevey · · Score: 5, Informative

    The "new" ordering of the books is:

    1. The Magicians Nephew
    2. The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
    3. The Horse and His Boy
    4. Prince Caspian
    5. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
    6. The Silver Chair
    7. The Last Battle

    That ordering works because the "Magicians Nephew" is the one where Narnia is created, and "The Last Battle" is the book in which it is destroyed/ascended. The original ordering has "The Lion .." coming first, and the "Magician Nephew" being a followup after the initial success.

    Personally I read them in the published order, and the small paperback set I have has them numbered in the "old" order - not a big deal to be honest.

    Read a this page for more details on suggested reading order.

  40. Re:No thanks. by mangus_angus · · Score: 1

    What movie did you watch? Wasn't anything like the books? You were either asleep or went into the wrong theater. True they did cut a few parts out I wish they had left in, but overall the movie followed the book very closely. The animation was well done, and you should try turning your hearing aid back on if you thought the sound effects wer crap, or try going to a new theater.

  41. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Council · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm actually worried that the movie won't have a strong enough Christian/religious theme.

    Now, I'm an athiest, brought up Quaker, with little interest in spreading Christianity or anything.

    But I read the books before I could understand the whole Christian allegory thing. I loved them. I reread them later, understood, and felt betrayed. Then I matured enough to where I could read them a third time and not take it so hard. And I realize that the whole feel of the stories, the idea that they had weight and importance and weren't just some guys who had beef with each other, that came straight out of the religious treatment of the characters.

    If Aslan isn't God, and the White Witch is just some woman who wants to rule this place, the story becomes a cheesy special-effects battle movie. Yay, Dungeons and Dragons. If they can try to instill some kind of reverence and awe, and a feeling that these people are taking part in a larger struggle, that what is happening matters, I think the story can carry itself a lot better.

    If you can get over the fact that it's about Christianity, of course.

    I never saw The Passion, and I don't think it's a great idea for a movie, and so forth. But think how much more pointless a film it would be if the guy who was being tortured and suffering wasn't Jesus.

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  42. Re:? Making stuff up? by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm not sure you went to the end. There are like 20 pages of reviews posted before the US release date.

    Begining: (Start here and move forward)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363771/usercomments?s tart=1

    End: (Start here and move back)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363771/usercomments?s tart=350

  43. Re: lewis' actual desired order by passingNotes.com · · Score: 1

    as they were intended, cs lewis wanted them read and published in this order - however, the first was considered not hot enough to draw in series readership, and so the original publisher changed the order: 1) the magician's nephew 2) the lion, the witch and the wardrobe (popularized as number 1) 3) the horse and his boy 4) prince caspian 5) the voyage of the dawn treader 6) the silver chair 7) the last battle ...and for explanation, chapter 1 of the real book one, line ONE begins, "this is a story abotu something that happened long ago when your grandfather was a child. it is a very important story because it shows how all the comings and goings between our own world and the land of narnia first began" - so you can see why CS really wanted this book put out first, but the publishers skipped it for the 'battle intensive' second book and so will the producers...most of whom will skip all of book one or factor in bits and elements (the puddles, etc)

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  44. Re:Article summary - improved version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very quick summary

    Massive amounts of motion capture before letting the 2D art guys even start (presumably to get movement/style right from the outset) LIDAR capture to build a model of the entire battlefield geometry to get the lighting right.(btw does anybody remember an Isreali researcher who found a way to use 2 photographs to do a point cloud for any position in between the two?, seems a lot better than the LIDAR technique which gives on fixed point dataset) Retargeting software to interpolate multiple captures from human performers into a consistent behaviour of the CGI anims.And most interestingly to me (I'm into games modding), non deterministic character animations, quote, "The software itself simulates performing agents by executing brains, which are bits of code that use fuzzy-logic to select from a series of pre-generated actions. A motion-tree is a set of these actions for a given character. You can imagine a motion-tree as a set of actions that start from a rest-pose. Each branch is the set of actions that can proceed from that rest-pose like a swing or a block.", an interesting step forward from ragdoll kinematics imho.

  45. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by LDoggg_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree.
    I read it when I was kid and really enjoyed the book. I read it to my son about a year ago and he loved it. A little of the magic was gone for me since I understood the allegory this time, but its still a great story.

    The movie stayed very close the book, much more than lord of the rings did.
    There was one part where I thought disney was about to ruin it(something to do with the wolf) but it turned out ok.

    The special effects were awesome, and don't let the PG throw you off, it was closer to a PG13.

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  46. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by passingNotes.com · · Score: 1

    i'm worried too, worried that the media will feel a need to water down complex metaphors that might allow for astute viewers to imagine an allegory (whether real or imagined is not the point) - and this is certainly not the first time that this has happened in a film adaptation....1984 did the opposite, it forced the ideas down our throats instead of even leaving room for interpretation...tough line here is getting kids to enjoy a hit movie, spend money and not make parents feel like they've been duped in any way, shape or form...honestly, i think that the most recent harry potter has more profound and clear religious metaphors than this movie (well, maybe at least on par)

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  47. The Magic Is Gone by Petersko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I remember when calling it "movie magic" was accurate. The sci-fi blockbuster took you where you had never been. I remember watching in awe as Jupiter was eaten in "2010: The Year We Make Contact". I watched in wonder as tie fighters strafed the Millenium Falcon. I saw things that couldn't possibly be real unfold in front of my eyes, and when the magic was good, I believed. Maybe for only 120 minutes, but nevertheless, the suspension of disbelief was often total. But the magic is gone. We walk out of theatres saying things like, "Those special effects were fantastic!" rather than, "Can you believe there was a monster in that cave on the asteroid?" We all know how bluescreens work. We know when image layering is used. Most people have at least some familiarity with how computers are used to generate effects. In fact, DVD extras are working hard to make sure every last ounce of wonder is ripped from our minds and hearts. We're being forcefed the knowledge that will destroy our enjoyment. Magicians have known for centuries that once the wonder is gone, so is the audience. And so they jealously guard their secrets, surrounding themselves in a sense of wonder and mystery. The film industry should have done the same. They should have become a mysterious brotherhood, and kept the secrets, passing them down from mentor to student. Sadly, they didn't. They became so enamoured with how great they were that they began to brag about how it all worked. "Look at the great tools we make! Look at how we put those images on the screen!" We didn't really want to know. Maybe we thought we did, but in the end all that has happened is that we have lost that visceral connection to the screen. We know that there's no danger. So we care far less. The last time I saw a movie during which I really experienced true suspension of disbelief was in 1993. Jurassic Park. For 127 minutes, I believed in the resurrection of dinosaurs. When the snorting Tyrannosaur blew off Dr. Grant's hat while sniffing for him, I was afraid for him. I remember the girl trying to hide in the metal cupboard in the kitchen. When the raptor saw her and began closing in, my heart was in my throat. I wasn't the only one. When the raptor smashed into what turned out to be a reflection, several people screamed. I miss that. Can you imagine what an impact the Lord of the Rings movies would have had if we had not known in advance how it all came together? I'd suggest that the movie industry stop destroying the magic, but that genie isn't going back in the bottle. It's far too late. (A past blog entry)

    1. Re:The Magic Is Gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just grew up. The seven-year-olds still believe in orcs and elves from LOTR.

    2. Re:The Magic Is Gone by Neil+Watson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think the magic of special effects is problem. I think the magic of story telling is lacking. All the magic moments you describe occurred because the story enthralled and surprised you.

    3. Re:The Magic Is Gone by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, in other words, you remember when you were younger.

      Jesus dude, get some perspective.

      You are one of those "I remember the good old days," which conveniently works because you forget what actually happened back then, probably because you were young. That's normal.

      I watch THE GOONIES now and cringe at the movie. Just last night I was excited to see Close Encounters of the Third Kind was on, which my (younger) gf had never seen, so I made her watch it. I told her, "This is a classic movie." I hadn't seen it in probably 8 years or so. At the end, we were wondering what the big deal was about the movie. I have no idea.

      You say your suspension of disbelief last occurred in 1993 for Jurassic Park. Before that, you said, "the suspension of disbelief was often total. But the magic is gone. We walk out of theatres saying things like, 'Those special effects were fantastic!' rather than, 'Can you believe there was a monster in that cave on the asteroid?'"

      I find this amusing, because 99% of the discussion of JP when it came out was regarding how fantastic the special affects were. They were indeed groundbreaking.

      The Magic is not gone, you're just too old to see it now. So am I.

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    4. Re:The Magic Is Gone by greysky · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me more like you're upset that you've become an adult. No offense, but my young relatives that see these kinds of movies have a suspension of disbelief that makes me remember the first time I saw Star Wars. I'm more apt to blame a lack of storytelling in modern film.

      My last "scared for the characters" moment was Signs. Very little use of special effects, but a TON of suspense, and it kept me on edge the whole film.

    5. Re:The Magic Is Gone by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      All hail the new magic! Every time we peel a layer off the knowledge onion, we have the potential to discover more magic, more ways to bring out the wonder.

      I feel that because CGI has become so much a part of the movie experience our minds, our eyes demand that it become seamless to the visual effect of the movie. Evn though I watch the "how do they do it" bits I am still swept away when (suspending reasonable doubt ) I cannot tell if it is real or realistic graphics. LOTR blew me away with the blending of reality (if you can call the New Zealand locations real) and fantasy. The same for 2001/2010, and Jurassic Park. Opposite the good movies, SW 1-3 had me sitting flat and bored for not once could I get pulled into the fantasy. To much flash for too little substance.

      Perhaps "We" are just setting the bar higher and higher in terms of magic because the best magicians keep raising the bar. I can imagine a time when a movie experience will be more then 3D, but 360 degree where you experience the story as if you truly were there. Sights, smells, sound come from all around and while you may not move the viewing point, you can look all around.

      If the magic is hidden then the opportunity for new ideas, fresh views to enter the stage get reduced. To pull from another common discussion point here on /., Open source provides the best oppourtunity for innovation against proprietary systems. Knowing the magic just makes us demand even better from the magicians the next time they perform. Closed systems tend to choke and die eventually.

      Personally, I attend every movie with an initial suspension of disbelief. If the director/actors/cgi artists etc got it right I stay that way. If the work is shoddy, stilted, or there are to many moments where I get pushed back to reality, then by the end of the movie I walk away dissapointed because I could not escape into the plot. That is why I I am there in the first place; to experience something other then my current life. It is not jsut the graphics, it is how the story weaves in and out, how the suspense is built, how much I feel for the characters. There is still magic, the real issue is are there still magicians around who can work the high arts well enough to keep us believing in fantasy, or like in music, it is all hail to the almighty dollar and damn the quality. I hope for the former.

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    6. Re:The Magic Is Gone by Petersko · · Score: 1

      I was 23 in 1993 and very computer literate. I don't think age is the issue. I still think the problem is that they've revealed the secrets.

      Sure, some movies have aged poorly. No question. But that's kind of outside the topic at hand.

    7. Re:The Magic Is Gone by Kelson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know, I've never been the kind of person who can't enjoy a magic trick because I know how it's done. (I guess that puts me in Penn and Teller's target audience.) I can appreciate the skill involved in pulling it off. If I know there are gaps in the linking rings, but the magician manages to hide them, the trick works. If I know the flying guy is on wires, but I can't see the wires, great!

      It's only when something jars me out of my state of suspended disbelief that it bothers me, and that can happen as easily with a plothole, a bad line of dialogue, or bad characterization as it can with effects where you can see the wires, or even just knowing the wires are there. Maybe even more easily.

    8. Re:The Magic Is Gone by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I don't remember ever once while watching the three LoTR movies "Wow, those are great effects." I was absolutely able to lose myself in the movies and feel the nostalgia of the books. I wasn't really paying attention to what I was doing, but I bet my mouth was hanging open during 3/4 of it. I felt like I was 5 years old again, watching Star Wars.

      I think you're just too cynical.

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    9. Re:The Magic Is Gone by Kelson · · Score: 1

      OK, so don't watch the special features. Problem solved.

    10. Re:The Magic Is Gone by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an excerpt from "My dinner with Andre," when they are discussing how we get desensitized by modern life, and need to have ever more shocking/realistic/strange/violent movies to keep us entertained.

    11. Re:The Magic Is Gone by steeler359 · · Score: 1

      "We walk out of theatres saying things like, 'Those special effects were fantastic!' rather than, 'Can you believe there was a monster in that cave on the asteroid?'"

      I'd just like to add that the special effect of the monster in the asteroid in The Empire Strikes Back was (IMNSHO) one of the worst, if not the worst effect of any of the 6 Star Wars films. It seems after Jim Henson's Creature Shop dreamt up and animated the mighty Yoda, all they could be bothered to do was make a sock puppet to represent this huge concept, a living creature bigger than anything glimpsed in any of the other films.

      And he didn't even take the opportunity to jazz it up in the "Special (Effect) Editions"

      Bloody George Lucas

      Jerry

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    12. Re:The Magic Is Gone by syousef · · Score: 1

      So your argument is "Ignorance is bliss". I'll take full knowledge of how things are done over being ignorant and wondering about it any day of the week. If you don't want to watch the making of or read articles about how it's done then for goodness sake don't. There are some of us that rather enjoy the knowledge. So have some self control and leave our special features, explanations etc. alone.

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    13. Re:The Magic Is Gone by dazed-n-confused · · Score: 1

      cf. "The Golden Age of Science Fiction is 13." Same observation.

  48. We need to look at the context in here... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read that Tolkien took christianity and turned the religion into hidden allegories. I mean, Gandalf descending into the pits of hell, fighting with a flame demon, to be risen as "the white"? That kinda reminds me to Jesus' resurrection.

    And Sauron could be interpreted as Satan. I also read that the orcs were once elves that were turned into evil, wretched beings that hated themselves, and the elves for reminding them what they once where. Couldn't this be an allegory for the fallen angels?

    And taking into account the fact that Tolkien played a key role in Lewis' conversion to christianity (does anyone have details on this?), it's not a mystery that many elements of christianity were embedded in Tolkien's works. And yet, we love Tolkien's works.

    I'm sure that it wasn't Lewis' intention to push down christianity down the readers' throats, perhaps he just wanted to make his writings useful for christians, or to explain parts of christianity somehow.

    I think that people have become seriously disappointed of christians, because of the amount of fundamentalism and zealotry present in today's christian environment. So they reject anything that resembles or includes christianity. But we need to go back to Tolkien and Lewis' environment, and see, from their point of view, that they went to church, where priests were still respected and earned that respect.

    A problem with today's view of religion is that whenever we're mentioned catholicism or christianity, our first thoughts come to either the inquisition or pedophile priests, or religious zealots who promote creationism. But Tolkien's and Lewis' christianity was a relatively quiet part of their environment and society, not the circus we see today in the news.

    1. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "I'm sure that it wasn't Lewis' intention to push down Christianity down the readers' throats, perhaps he just wanted to make his writings useful for Christians, or to explain parts of Christianity somehow."

      Yes with out a doubt it was. But that is not in it's self evil.

      "I think that people have become seriously disappointed of Christians, because of the amount of fundamentalism and zealotry present in today's christian environment. So they reject anything that resembles or includes Christianity. But we need to go back to Tolkien and Lewis' environment, and see, from their point of view, that they went to church, where priests were still respected and earned that respect."
      This makes me crazy. Why is bigotry being justified. Why would yo be disappointed in Christians because of the acts of a few? Are you disappointed in Muslims because of terrorists? Get over it.
      You talk about Christianity being a circus. A large part of that is just fighting back. Christians are under attack even hear on Slashdot. The very idea that a movie that has a large christian content has people making apologies for it and saying things like "but it is still a good movie" is a great example. I don't like the TV preachers or the nut jobs in Kansas but let's stop the anti christian bigotry.

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    2. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      Christians are under attack even hear on Slashdot.

      As the bumpersticker goes, "Please God, save me from your followers!"

      If the current high-profile Christian leadership were following the standards of humbleness & compassion that I remember learning in Sunday school (does _anyone_ remember the Golden Rule?!), I'd be much more inclined to feel empathy for them.

      With the current examples (from both the "leadership" and the cult-like follower-fanatics) of arrogance, hypocrisy and desired-to-ram-their-views down other peoples' throats, either through laws, litigation and in some cases intimidation, I've gone agnostic and feel more empathy toward anyone trying to bitch-slap such *holes than toward the "poor, persecuted Christians". Even the "quiet" Christians (the ones who actually follow the "gentle" Scriptural path) piss me off right now, since I don't hear them denouncing the sheer hypocrisy of the idiots who are currently claiming to be representing them.

      The current so-called Christian leadership is Christianity's own worst enemy, and they've done damage to their cause that it will take generations to get out of peoples' minds (assuming that such damage can ever be fixed).

    3. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "I've gone agnostic and feel more empathy toward anyone trying to bitch-slap such *holes than toward the "poor, persecuted Christians". Even the "quiet" Christians (the ones who actually follow the "gentle" Scriptural path) piss me off right now, since I don't hear them denouncing the sheer hypocrisy of the idiots who are currently claiming to be representing them."
      And this is something besides bigotry how?
      Really who are these leaders that you speak of? The Pope? He is the leader of the Roman Catholics. Or the extreme right? Because someone that is acting in all ways as a good christian does not denounce someone else publicly enough you feel that you have the right to judge them? Read your own post and think about it. Change Christian for Muslim or Hindu and see how your statements sound.

      You judge "Christians" based on the actions of some people that call themselves leaders.

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    4. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      You talk about Christianity being a circus. A large part of that is just fighting back. Christians are under attack even hear on Slashdot.

      Oh, pity the poor Christians of America, making up only 80% of the population...especially as they fight to be allowed to recognize their holdiday of "Christ Mass" (even if it is a stolen holiday).

      Sorry, but this "Christians are under attack" shtick got old a long time ago. It sounds like too many Christians just aren't happy unless they're being persecuted (guess maybe that's a hazard of path built around a story of a human sacrifice).

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    5. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      And taking into account the fact that Tolkien played a key role in Lewis' conversion to christianity (does anyone have details on this?), it's not a mystery that many elements of christianity were embedded in Tolkien's works. And yet, we love Tolkien's works.

      I'm sure that it wasn't Lewis' intention to push down christianity down the readers' throats, perhaps he just wanted to make his writings useful for christians, or to explain parts of christianity somehow.

      I think that people have become seriously disappointed of christians, because of the amount of fundamentalism and zealotry present in today's christian environment. So they reject anything that resembles or includes christianity. But we need to go back to Tolkien and Lewis' environment, and see, from their point of view, that they went to church, where priests were still respected and earned that respect.

      Here is a source for the Tokien-Lewis relationship. It is indeed true that Tolkien (and Dyson) persuaded Lewis to turn to Christianity in that infamous long walk. The second, usually unmentioned part of that story is: Tolkien hated Narnia.

      I also find it strange that no one comments on the observation that, while Christian in message, the characters and themes in Narnia are unmistakably pagan in nature. But I guess you could say that about Christianity in general.

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    6. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by leonbloy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Gandalf descending into the pits of hell, fighting with a flame demon, to be risen as "the white"? That kinda reminds me to Jesus' resurrection.
      In a letter, Tolkien himself referred to this:
      ...Gandalf faced and suffered death; and came back or was sent back, as he says, with enhanced power. But though one may be in this reminded of the Gospels, it is not really the same thing at all. The Incarnation of God is an infinitely greater thing than anything I would dare to write. Here I am only concerned with Death as part of the nature, physical and spiritual, of Man, and with Hope without guarantees.
      In short: Aslan certainly "is" Christ. Gandalf is not. Tolkien disliked allegory. C. S. Lewis didn't.
    7. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      Really who are these leaders that you speak of?

      All the people I hear of in my daily life who claim to speak as an "authority" in their religion.

      Because someone that is acting in all ways as a good christian does not denounce someone else publicly enough you feel that you have the right to judge them?

      If they aren't publicly expressing disapproval of the behavior of their own self-proclaimed leaders that is violating their own code of ethics, then they are condoning the hypocrisy of those leaders, and they bear some responsibility for the continuation of that behavior.

      As far as my "qualifications" of judgement are concerned, who else's judgement should I use & trust besides my own when deciding whether a "leader" is following an ethical course? Yours?

      The ultimate judgement for myself about other people will _always_ be made by myself, the same way _everyone_ has to make a judgement about the integrity of their leaders, even if that decision is just to believe anything those leaders tell them. Some people "choose" to ignore or deny any evidence of hypocrisy or wrongdoing, and will support those so-called leaders with cult-like fervor. I prefer not to defer such important judgements to anyone else's opinion except for myself.

      You judge "Christians" based on the actions of some people that call themselves leaders.

      I judge "Christians" based on the actions & words of people who claim to represent "Christians", and by the non-actions and non-words of the people who do not deny that those "leaders" are representing them. I also judge any other faith by the same criteria (which is one of the reasons why I chose to be agnostic rather than converting to some other faith).

    8. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by eventhorizon5 · · Score: 1

      > or religious zealots who promote creationism

      That's fairly ironic, since Lewis was a Creationist (read more of his writings to find out info on that), and he actively promoted it, including in his stories.

      -eventhorizon

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    9. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "specially as they fight to be allowed to recognize their holdiday of "Christ Mass" (even if it is a stolen holiday)." What stolen holiday? When was this theft? 1000 years ago? 500? Thanks for proving my point for me. They are not being attacked at all. Notice I didn't say oppressed at least not in the use but under attack.

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    10. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      What stolen holiday? When was this theft? 1000 years ago? 500?

      The Christians "stole" December 25th (and many elements of the Christ myth) from the Mithra sect of ancient Rome. About the time of Constantine, 1700 years ago.

      The 25th was the Winter Soltice under the calendar of the time, and Christmas has stolen many aspects of various pagan celebrations - mistletoe, the Yule log, the gift-giving tradition.

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    11. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Gee you hold a big of a grudge don't you. 1700 years ago?...
      Yea yea I have heard it all before. The truth is that is an excuse for people to want to remove the christian element from Christmas. It is so none Christians can claim just as much right to be part of Christmas without the religious content. They feel that since it was stolen before they have every right to steal it back.
      The date of Christmas is not the actual date of Christ's birth. Everyone knows that. The Holiday of Christmas is the commemoration of Christ's birth. If you are a pagan then be my guest and celebrate the winter solstice. I am not stopping you. If you are an atheist then the whole idea of any holiday should be foreign to you. Since holiday means Holy Day. Just don't be surprised that if you try to high jack Christ's mass, people that believe in Christ are going to fight back. The very act of trying to remove the Christian content of Christmas is suppression of religious freedom.

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    12. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Gee you hold a big of a grudge don't you. 1700 years ago?...

      Who says I'm holding a grudge? Simply pointing out some historical facts.

      The truth is that is an excuse for people to want to remove the christian element from Christmas.

      The truth is that there's not a whole lot of Christian element to even the religious celebration of Christmas. (Well, unless you want to conceed that Christianity itself is largely a conglomeration of stolen ideas and practices...it could be said that there's not a lot of Christianity in modern Christianity. There's certainly not a lot of Jeshua ben Joseph.)

      No one's trying to take it away, you're free to celebrate Christmas (Western or Easter Orthodox date) or Mithra-mas or Yule or Chanukah or Kwanza or Festivus or whatever. You're just not free to ram it down other people's throats; on a personal level it's rude, on a legal level it's a religious liberties violation. But if anyone tries to stop you from putting up a creche or a menorah or a Festivus pole in your house or on your own front lawn, by golly I and my fellow ACLU members will leap to your defense.

      Since holiday means Holy Day.

      Don't confuse word origins with word meanings. "Tragedy", for example, no longer means "goat song". Labor Day and Independence Day are holidays, but in no way holy days. Christmas can be a holiday for people for whom it is not a holy day.

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    13. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "You're just not free to ram it down other people's throats; on a personal level it's rude, on a legal level it's a religious liberties violation."
      Okay how is sharing your views on religion any more rude than your views on politics, food, or computers? I have friends that believe that being vegetarians is the healthiest life style is it rude for them to share that?
      It is also NOT a violation of religious liberties in the US. Religious freedom doesn't mean that you have the right to NOT be bothered by other people views on religion. If so then you are clearly violating that law.
      I suggest that you read the Bill of Rights before you say what is and is not legal. Here is the First Amendment.
      "Amendment I
      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
      It is only illegal for the Government to establish a religion or forbid the free exercise of a person religion.
      As you put it is not only legal but protected for people to try and cram a religion down your throat as you put it. And since you are a proud card carrying member of the ACLU the whole bad manners thing is kind of funny. The ACLU defended the right of Nazis to march in a Jewish community. While it may have been right from a freedom of speech point of view I doubt that any sane person would claim it was good manners?

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    14. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Okay how is sharing your views on religion any more rude than your views on politics, food, or computers?

      I didn't say sharing, I said "ramming it down other people's throats". It's not the content, it's the context and the method.

      As you put it is not only legal but protected for people to try and cram a religion down your throat as you put it.

      Not when they use state power to do it. You can put whatever holiday decorations you want on your house, but no Christmas decorations belong on city hall, that's establishment of religion. There are also regulations on employers forbidding religious discrimination, i.e. your boss is not allowed to make you participate in a Zoroastrianism ritual to keep your job.

      The ACLU defended the right of Nazis to march in a Jewish community. While it may have been right from a freedom of speech point of view I doubt that any sane person would claim it was good manners?

      Of course. I can say "You shouldn't do that, it's very rude", and still oppose an effort by the state to point guns at you to make you stop. There's the difference between the personal/ethical freedom to do a thing, and the legal freedom to do a thing.

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    15. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      How is it any different to allow Nazis to march on public streets than allowing people to decorate the town hall for Christmas?
      They are both using public property to push there beliefs.

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    16. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      How is it any different to allow Nazis to march on public streets than allowing people to decorate the town hall for Christmas?

      Are you being deliberately dense?

      Everyone has access to the public streets. The issue with putting up Christmas decorations on the town hall means only giving one group access.

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    17. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Having a protest march the streets must be blocked off and the access is limited so in this case you are clearly limiting access.
      Putting up Christmas decorations doesn't give only one group access. Other groups could very well be allowed to put up decorations as well. The one thing that we already made clear is that it is NOT in any way illegal for any individual or group to speak in favor it it's religion. It is also not illegal for any business to use the term Christmas or make reference to Christ in advertising. It is only illegal for the government to establish a state religion or restrict a religion.

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    18. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Having a protest march the streets must be blocked off and the access is limited so in this case you are clearly limiting access.

      You're blurring the notion of "access". The state can regulate time and manner of speech; it can block off the streets in order to create a venue. But it cannot restrict content - it must provide equal opportunity access to that venue. Obviously, to create a useful venue, access must be divided either by space or by time, so the access may be granted at different times; but it still must be granted fairly - you can't say that the Democrats get to use the town square on Election Day and the Republicans have to wait until the day after. Or the Christians get to use it for December but the Pagans have to wait until January.

      Putting up Christmas decorations doesn't give only one group access. Other groups could very well be allowed to put up decorations as well.

      Is it theoretically possible for a city to grant non-discriminatory access to multiple groups to decorate its city hall? Yes. Is that likely to happen? No. Imagine the outcry when the Satanists demand their equal opportunity. Or the agnostics put up their question mark. Or their athiests their "There's no god like no god" billboard. Or the Pastafarians do their thing. Heck, it would be hard enough to let the Muslims have their say. It would be a heck of a lot more practical to avoid the issue - and save the city a few bucks that could be put to better use - by leaving the building unadorned. Or stick to a simple, tastefull, pretty, inclusive, string of colored lights.

      The one thing that we already made clear is that it is NOT in any way illegal for any individual or group to speak in favor it it's religion.

      ...on that person/group's own time and own behalf and own private property, sure. There's a difference (both legal and ethical) between what the mayor can say when he's acting in his official role in city hall, and what he says at home.

      It is also not illegal for any business to use the term Christmas or make reference to Christ in advertising.

      Modulo the concern that businesses over a certain size may be bound by laws against religious discrimination, correct. Your company can choose to send out customer-alienating "Have a Blessed and Holy Christmas or burn in Hell you heathens" card, or an inclusive "Happy Holidays" one. (The first might be fine if your business is, say, Bible printing, but for most businesses I'd recommend the second.)

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    19. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "...on that person/group's own time and own behalf and own private property, sure. There's a difference (both legal and ethical) between what the mayor can say when he's acting in his official role in city hall, and what he says at home."
      Or in a public space. Or in a public access space. A great example of how this separation of church and state view can cause issues is this. A city was holding a Christmas fair and a church bought a booth that had the Banner "Jesus is the reason for the season". The town refused them the right to have that booth. They got taken to court and lost. The town allowed all sorts of other organizations and business to have booths but excluded the church. I clear violation of the first amendment.
      "Modulo the concern that businesses over a certain size may be bound by laws against religious discrimination, correct. Your company can choose to send out customer-alienating "Have a Blessed and Holy Christmas or burn in Hell you heathens" card, or an inclusive "Happy Holidays" one. (The first might be fine if your business is, say, Bible printing, but for most businesses I'd recommend the second.)"
      Let's just drop the or burn in hell part for civility sake. Only some of the nut cases in Kansas go that far. Here you have an interesting issue. 85% of people in the US identify themselves as "christian". A good number of them are beginning to find offense in the attempts to remove the Christian aspects of Christmas. I am not an extremist but I didn't shop at Target this year because they excluded the Salvation Army from collecting at there stores. My wife and I did a few Salvation Army Angels this year and it seemed wrong to give Target the profit of that shopping. Just as I have heard that the Homosexual community is suggesting that it's members shouldn't buy cars from Ford because Ford doesn't advertise in Gay media outlets the Christian community is deciding that should do it's Christmas shopping at stores that support there life style choices. It is no different. Christians are beginning to feel that "Happy Holidays" is alienating to them.

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    20. Re:We need to look at the context in here... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      A good number of them are beginning to find offense in the attempts to remove the Christian aspects of Christmas.

      No one is attempting to "remove the Christian aspects of Christmas". As stated previously, there are damn few of them anyway, few enough that many of the popular "mega-churches" are closing on Christmas. But those who want those elements are welcome to them and no one is trying to stop them from celebrating Christmas in their own way - in their own time and on their own property.

      But a few loudmouth kooks in the theocratic right are attempting to get people to act as if Christmas is the only holiday that anyone is celebrating this time of year, to act as if anyone not celebrating Christmas is in the wrong.

      I didn't shop at Target this year because they excluded the Salvation Army from collecting at there stores.

      That's a misleading statement. Target doesn't allow anyone to engage in solicitation or petitioning at their stores regardless of the cause being represented. They used to not enforce this policy on the SA. They've just made their policy consistent and non-discriminatory. And they've still partnered with the SA for Katrina relief, and many stores have made grants to local SA chapters.

      Just as I have heard that the Homosexual community is suggesting that it's members shouldn't buy cars from Ford because Ford doesn't advertise in Gay media outlets the Christian community is deciding that should do it's Christmas shopping at stores that support there life style choices. It is no different.

      Legally, they're on equal footing, certainly we can all choose who we do business with. Ethically, they're completely different. Ford has slapped the gay community in the face (and shot itself in the wallet) by caving to homophobes and withdrawing ads from magazines serving the gay community. Message: we don't want gays as customers. Ok, Ford can do that, and gays and their friends can say, "Well, fuck you then Ford, I'm buying a Toyota."

      Target is declining to slap non-Christians in the face, declining an exclusive "Merry X-mas" in favor of an inclusive "Happy Holidays". Message: whether you celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanza, the Solstice, Festivus, Bodhi Day, Ramadan, New Year's Day, whatever holiday floats your boat, c'mon in and buy our stuff. It takes a twisted, bigoted mind to take offense at that.

      (Though I'm still not shopping at Target until they stop allowing employees to deny women access to health care and guarantee access to prescriptions without discrimination or delay; medical care trumps holiday banners, Target.)

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  49. YOU Try It. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    You try taking a novel's complex plot, numerous complex characters, and subtle message and preserve it through the complex, expensive and draining movie-making process investing "the little time and energy it would take to do them right."

    For a popular book, accomplishing that will net you a couple million viewers. Movies these days need to be watched by tens of millions of viewers to make a profit. You're not Gene Wilder, and the concept behind The Producers doesn't have many real-world implementations.

    Like any other form of strong compression, moving a story from one medium to another results in data loss. The best movies are the ones written from scratch for the big screen.

    1. Re:YOU Try It. by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      First of all, I wasn't referring to only large and complex books being filmed (some things don't translate well, like videogames, and one should know when it they can't make it work) I was referring to things as simple as maybe The Bourne Identity. I didn't enjoy that film much, and the people that I knew that read it felt let down. If Spiderman can turn out good (by some opinions) then is it really so hard to make another comic license as well? Or any videogame movie? If it can't be done right, and is doomed to low earnings, why not save their money - maybe combine the budgets of two movies, do one first (well) and then do the second with the earnings of the first. LOTR was turned out alot better than I had hoped. Lastly, I bet I could do a pretty good job. I've been looking down that carrer path, and may take some steps soon.

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    2. Re:YOU Try It. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      What you're saying doesn't make business sense. Once a studio makes a profit on something, it's not going to spend those profits on anything that's not likely to turn further profit.

      Now, for an independant filmmaker, it might happen. Those guys are more interested in the art of filmmaking than the profit. But big-name IP tends to get licensed to the big-named studios with big budgets, big interest in profit--and little interest in art.

      I'm not saying it's impossible...I just take issue with your suggestion that it would only take "a little bit of effort." Putting only "a little bit of effort" into the making of any movie will give you something like Plan 9 from Outer Space. A cult hit, sure. But not particularly well-done, and not even worth an indepentant filmmaker's time.

    3. Re:YOU Try It. by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      If there are two licenses equally likely to turn a profit, doing both at the same time badly doesn't make sense either, yet they keep doing it, esp. with comic licenses.

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    4. Re:YOU Try It. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      In the case of comic licenses, the audience largely comprises of people who've read the comic books. When the movie doesn't measure up to the level of art the comics represent, that audience gets pissed off. They then go on recommending against seeing the movie.

      This is even more true with video game licenses, which arguably have even larger target audiences than comic licenses.

    5. Re:YOU Try It. by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      So then why do they do it if they aren't going to put forth the effort? It doesn't have to be LOTR effort, but a fourth of that would be plenty and make them more money. It's not like the sucky movies have too small of a budget, it just all goes to SFX.

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  50. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by pizzaman100 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The original order (in the order Lewis wrote them)
    1: Lion Witch Wardrobe
    2: Prince Caspian
    3: Voyage of the Dawn Treader
    4: Silver Chair
    5: Horse and his Boy
    6: Magician's Nephew
    7: The Last Battle

    New order (chronological for events in Narnia)
    1: Magician's Nephew
    2: Lion Witch Wardrobe
    3: Horse and his Boy
    4: Prince Caspian
    5: Voyage of the Dawn Treader
    6: Silver Chair
    7: The Last Battle

  51. YOU ARE RIGHT! by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was using the wrong sorting option. Thanks for pointing it out.

  52. Marketing Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to know what went wrong with the production of this film that they couldn't get a decent trailer out early on -- or was that deliberate per some studio executive's "great idea"?

    The official trailer was not released until the movie hit the theaters. Only a teaser was available hitherto.

    What's with that?

  53. I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by nido · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Couldn't get more than 20-30 pages into it.

    Tried to read Moby Dick for my 10th grade honors English class... Had something to do with a whale, but that was just the picture on the cover.

    Tried to read The Hobbit several times. Another 20-30 pages...

    Tried to read The Lord of the Rings before I saw the movies. 10 pages before I gave up.

    I couldn't even read Harry Potter.

    I did really well on all those standardized reading tests they make you take in government schools, and I do just fine on magazine article-length pieces, or technical stuff... I never really did any reading for my B.S. degree - went to class, skim-read the texts.

    Finally, a year after finishing my 16.5 years of schooling, I picked up a copy of John Taylor Gatto's A Different Kind of Teacher. In the first chapter, Mr. Gatto talks about how he found that his 7th graders ("at some of Manhattan's best schools, and at some of the worst") were unable to read, beyond for a standardized test. To prove it for his readers, he said to read the first 20 pages of All Quiet on the Western Front (available at just about any library), and then he'd have a question. Well, I read the question first, so I knew the answer. But I didn't read the second question, and even after I had, I still had NO IDEA WHAT WAS TAKING PLACE. I could pass my eyes over the words, but I was incapable of extracting the story from them.

    Mr. Gatto says that the way reading is taught in schools today & for the last 60+ years actually discourages children from visualizing the story as they read it. Which is certainly my problem, and the reason why I couldn't read all those books I gave above.

    While I can't blame school for my inability to visualize, I do resent how they led me to believe that I knew how to read, when that certainly wasn't the case. They wasted 13 years of my life in Elementary, Middle and High schools, and I wasted 3.5 years and a whole lotta $$$ in College. I could've learned so much more if I'd been able to read beyond the level of standardized test.

    (My problem with visualization was due to a medical problem that I am only now resolving, with the assitance of a capable Osteopathic physician in the Cranial Field.)

    So anyways, back to the subject at hand: It's nice that Movie Studios are putting these classic novels on film. This way, since so many of us are incapable of reading complex stories due to our miseducation by the government (ref: books by John Taylor Gatto & others), we can still enjoy the stories our ancestors got from reading the books.

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    1. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by vodkamattvt · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I always assumed everyone did the same thing when they read, I guess thats why some people hate reading. I have always wondered about people who say movies are better than books, with books you get 10 times the story, 10 times the detail, and you visualize it all in your head. I guess some people just cant visualize in the way others can. But my question is why am I able to, and for example, my sister who refuses to read any books, not? We both underwent the exact same schooling (me being 23 and her 21), in the exact same schools. We had the same kindergarden teacher! I think schools need to pay more attention to the science of learning .. in college I find class utterly boring and cannot learn a thing from someone telling me something. However, when I go home and read a book it immediatly gets imprinted on my brain.

    2. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      School is for learning how to learn, not being spoon fed... Everyone has to take some initiative on their own; you cannot place the blame entirely on the education system.

    3. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful
      While I can't blame school for my inability to visualize, I do resent how they led me to believe that I knew how to read, when that certainly wasn't the case. They wasted 13 years of my life in Elementary, Middle and High schools, and I wasted 3.5 years and a whole lotta $$$ in College. I could've learned so much more if I'd been able to read beyond the level of standardized test.

      It's unfortunate that you graduated reading at what you call the "standardized test" level of accomplishment.

      But, in part, the problem is that school has been structured to get you through the tests and out the door. The other problem is they can't actually force you to learn. They can put it in front of you, and speak in front of the class, and even threaten you with stuff on your 'permanent record'. But they can't actually force you to participate in the classes, read the books, or learn the stuff you're intended to.

      My own memories from early school include a lot of kids who simply had no interest in being taught, and who were actively doing what they could do prevent everyone else from learning anything. (At the time I was a rather advanced reader for my age, and probbaly continue to be.)

      I don't think they 'deceived' you into thinking you read well, you managed to get through with the minimum, and are now getting burned by it in later life. The fact that you may have had a learning disability goes to highlight how little teaching is actually taking place, or how much they were keepin gtrack of these things.

      Nowadays, it's probbaly even worse since they'll usually end up just keeping on sliding kids onto the next grade, and then it'll be someone else's problem next year. I suspect you're probbaly not that uncommon of a case -- I suspect a lot of people get through at least high-school with no real learning taking place. They teach kids enough to pass the tests and appear competent, but they can't guarantee you'll learn anything.

      To hear someone who is college educated complaining they can barely read the opening chapter of a book is quite saddening.
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    4. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by pHatidic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I kind of disagree with your conclusion that the answer is turning the books into film, but that being said I think Gatto's book has influenced me more than anything else I've ever read. If you liked Underground History, you should definitely check out these video clips of him talking about the book. He has really expanded his views on what a good primary education should encompass since the book was published, and these video clips are the only place that reflects these ideas as far as I know.

    5. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by BushCheney08 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I'm still trying to find the part in your post where you take some bit of responsibility for your inability to read anything longer than a blurb. I see you pointing the finger at your teachers, the government, and a medical problem. But nowhere in there do you actually take it on yourself to learn to do something that might be a bit difficult...Pathetic!

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    6. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by QuantumPion · · Score: 1
      Actually I think the problem is just the opposite. The problem is that teachers nowadays are being taught the "theory of learning", i.e. majoring in education, without learning the material they will be teaching adequately.

      I remember when I was in primary schools, the best teachers were the retired or teaching-on-the-side physicists, chemists, economists, writers, journalists, etc. They were there because they liked their field so much, they want to teach it to the next generation.

      The dismal failures of teaching were the recent education-major graduates. They basically taught from a pre-written lesson plan using a teachers manual. They liked teaching for the sake of teaching, but had no interest in what they were teaching. This is one of the problems with public education these days.

    7. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by Ironsides · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe visualization is part of the problem, but not all of it. I used to HATE to read. Then one day my dad forced me to read a Norby novel (one of Asimov's for kids books, actually by Asimov himself). He's regreted it ever since. Problem was, I just needed to find something I liked. I now have an 8 foot bookshelf full of trade paperbacks stacked 2 deep, and a second one on the way. A similar think happened to me later in life in elementary. The teachers thought I was ADD because I wasn't paying attention in class. Instead, the problem was that I was bored since I picked up some of the stuff quicker than the rest of the kids. I learned quicker and as such got bored quicker than the others.

      I think the main problem is that schools are teaching at the lowest common denominator (the slowest kid in the class) instead of challenging everyone.

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    8. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by Zphbeeblbrox · · Score: 2, Informative

      You my friend have nailed the problem square on the head. When you teach to the lowest common denominator all your students come out below or at that denominator. Which of course results in the kind of scores our students in the US have been showing.

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    9. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by nido · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm still trying to find the part in your post where you take some bit of responsibility for your inability to read anything longer than a blurb.

      I realized that something wasn't right about 7 years ago, a quarter of the way through my last year of High School.

      I see you pointing the finger at your teachers, the government, and a medical problem.

      I don't blame the teachers - they all meant well by me. But the government is the institution that enforces a system that "doesn't teach the way children learn best" (to paraphrase Mr. Gatto).

      But nowhere in there do you actually take it on yourself to learn to do something that might be a bit difficult.

      This is what I've spent the last seven years on - six years bumbling around in a cloud of confusion (learning to define the problem I had), and another year after I realized my problem was biomechanical in origen.

      And as for the medical problem: Imagine you're trying to learn how to shoot a basketball. You spend years trying to learn, but never advance to the level of others. "Just the way I am". Then one day you realize that, "the reason I can't shoot a basketball very well is because my left arm just flops around with no muscle control. Other people can shoot a basketball well because they can use both hands." Then the question becomes, why doesn't my arm work? You bump from M.D. to M.D.: "your arm is fine", "just need to exercise more", "go to this chiropractor", "need to stop doing _____ so much", "gonna need surgery", etc. Finally you say "phooey on them", and start the "alternative" medical rounds.

      Then one day you finally happen across an Osteopathic Physician in Andrew Taylor Still's tradition ("structure and function are interrelated"). He says, "well, your left arm doesn't work very well because the nerve that controls it is pinched at the spine, and that vertebrae is being pulled out of place by this, this and that muscles, which are locked in spasm." Which is a gross simplification of what Dr. D's done for me, but hopefully it gets the point across.

      Or maybe a better analogy is trying to sprint with ankle braces. No matter how much you train, you won't be as fast as you could be without the braces.

      See also another of my replies in this thread, on how my mother learned to read.

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    10. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Yeah, school is an excellent way to ruin a great book. I think a big part of the reason many people don't read for enjoyment is that they think reading=work as a result of the way it's taught in school. I read The Hobbit when I was young, and a few years later we read it in school. I loved it, but many of my classmates couldn't stand it -- because it wasn't a book they were reading for fun, it was homework.

      I think the reason I devour books (when I have time) is that my parents not only read to me before I could read, but gave me books to read -- and I saw them reading for fun long before school asked me to do a book report. School certainly improved my ability to read, and gave me the tools to analyze writing, but I'm sure I'd have a much smaller bookshelf if that had been my only exposure to books.

    11. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      I had a really detailed and well thought out response, but then I realized you wouldn't get past this first sentence, so I deleted the rest.

      So... read any good product labels lately? :D

    12. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by nido · · Score: 1

      But, in part, the problem is that school has been structured to get you through the tests and out the door. The other problem is they can't actually force you to learn. They can put it in front of you, and speak in front of the class, and even threaten you with stuff on your 'permanent record'. But they can't actually force you to participate in the classes, read the books, or learn the stuff you're intended to.

      All the people at the level of the local school mean well - the teachers want the best for their students, the principle wants the best for his school, the parents want the best for their kids. The problem is, as Mr. Gatto reveals in his books, that the game is rigged.

      My own memories from early school include a lot of kids who simply had no interest in being taught, and who were actively doing what they could do prevent everyone else from learning anything. (At the time I was a rather advanced reader for my age, and probbaly continue to be.)

      I was bored out of my mind in school. I wanted to learn, but I cared about learning other things than the teacher was teaching at the time, or I learned the subject's lesson in the first 5 minutes, and had to sit still for the rest of that section of class.

      Schools are designed (at the national level) to prevent children from becoming all they can be. This reply gave some good videos where John Gatto succinctly defines the problem of government schooling.

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    13. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a pretty classic response. "I was too smart and got bored. That's why I did bad in school."

      The real problem is that you are lazy, and the fact that you are "smart" has encouraged the problem by making it easy for you to find ways to continue to be lazy and still get by.

      I have the same problem.

    14. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be a jerk. HE said he IS working on it with help from a physician. How can you expect a kid to comprehend this while in the midst of it? For all practical purposes, he thought he could read--and he can. He just can't read "properly" in the fullest sense.

    15. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by n54 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're right but give the guy some slack, not everything in this world is a matter of willpower and anyway I'm pretty sure he's got a major point right about general reading abilities whatever or whoever is the cause of it (at least it's easy to get this impression from todays kids and adolescents).

      p.s. love your nick with all its possible interpretations :)

      p.p.s. I'm even more pathetic by your manner of thinking

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    16. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      I was bored out of my mind in school. I wanted to learn, but I cared about learning other things than the teacher was teaching at the time, or I learned the subject's lesson in the first 5 minutes, and had to sit still for the rest of that section of class.

      I took that as self evident when you said you'd been in honours English but didn't fully read the books. It smacked of being too smart to realize you're not learning enough.

      You are correct, public school is brutal for anyone on the ends of the bell curve, because it's all designed around the middle.

      Best of luck.
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    17. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by BushCheney08 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, looking back, putting the 'pathetic' on there did make the whole thing come off as fairly harsh. However, I still feel the original post did have a general "I had nothing to do with it" tone to it. He did address a lot of that in his other posts, though.

      P.S. Yeah, won't it be great when Neil gets in the White House. Then we'll finally have an honest Bush running the show...

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    18. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by n54 · · Score: 1

      No worries :)

      So I guess you're teaming Neil up with Mary Cheney then? *really big grin* :)

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    19. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by crabpeople · · Score: 1
      "Tried to read ...

      Tried to read ...

      Tried to read ... before I gave up."


      Are you stupid? theres no difference between reading a novel and reading a post on slashdot. Not being able to read doesnt mean your super smart and are "better than all that". Sounds like someone feels better when they fail. While that is arugably a mental condition, it should have been treated a long time ago by your parents beating you when you "got bored" reading.

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    20. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds just like my little brother. Even today @ 24 he can't read a book. Not that he hasn't tried, he reads and reads, but he can't remember any of it. He can read a chapter today, go back in, and read the same chapter again tomorrow by mistake because he can't remember what he read.

      For him, reading is work... Now talk to him about some turbos or engine management and he can quote all kinds of factoids, things of interest and figures. However put him in front of a great piece of literature, and he is lost.

      It boggles my mind!

    21. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      The symtoms of the medical problem you mention sound familiar to me, and I would like to read more. Can you direct me to a more complete description of this problem?

    22. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by BushCheney08 · · Score: 1

      Ahh...The subtlety of it all...

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    23. Re:I remember trying to read a C.S. Lewis book by nido · · Score: 1

      such a simple question, and yet I'm thinking through all the books I've bought, and none of them really talk about what I've learned from my cranial osteopath or the biodynamic cranio-sacral therapist (superior, imho, to regular craniosacral therapy, as taught by the Upledger Institute) I've also worked with.

      The Edgar Cayce Manual for Health through Drugless Therapy was written by an Osteopath, but he practiced before Dr. Sutherland's "cranial" technique (a supplemental to Andrew Still's system of osteopathic manipulation) became widespread.

      If all you want to do is learn how to visualize, start with Win Wenger's techniques, or start by learning Self Hypnosis, or The Silva Method / Silva Ultramind, or start with a notepad to write down your dreams every morning (working towards waking up in your dreams, commonly known as "lucid dreaming").

      In another post, I talked about how I discovered I had a problem 7 years ago... I missed the first week and a half of my senior year (I bumped my head, and don't remember 2 weeks), and went out on the internet to get information about speed reading, so I could catch up in my classes. I ended up buying Win's The Einstein Factor, which uses visualization for creative problem solving. "Wow, neat, I want to be able to do that." Win says that visualization is a natural human ability, and even people who don't visualize can easily be taught.

      For me, Win Wenger's methods didn't work. So I picked up a silva method book. Then self-hypnosis books. These books all have steps to follow techniques to get the skills (creative problem solving, self mind control, visualization, etc) promised. I was also interested in Lucid Dreaming, and learned all I could about dreaming, what to do, which vitamins to take, etc. I did all these things, and still I couldn't even remember anything more than the tiniest fragments of my dreams when I woke in the morning, let alone "picture" something when I was wide-awake.

      After stumbling around for six years, I figured that my problem was related to my disfunctional body, and that I needed an osteopath to fix that. My mother frequently told me what a difficult baby I was. Now I know that crying is an indication that baby hurts. Osteopathic Manipulation is especially good for children - ADHD, chronic childhood ear infections, ... etc. - all are a good indication that the kid's body is out of alignment, and needs proper attention.

      Dr. D. says that one of the purposes of osteopathic treatment is to remove trauma from the body. I needed osteopathic treatment because of unresolved brith trauma and the afore-mentioned head injury. Most people (99.9+%) are nowhere near as bad as I was, and can learn visualization without going through all the hoops I've been through.

      Healing Through Cranial Osteopathy by Tajinder Deoora - I don't have this book, but it does seem like a good modern take on what Cranial Osteopathy is good for.

      Also see chapter 2 of Andrew Weil's Spontaneous Healing.

      (not all Osteopaths are equally talented. The most specialized form of osteopathic manipulation treats the patient's visual perception, but my osteopath says there's only about 100 D.O.'s in the country who've taken the training. Cranio-Sacral therapy is osteopathic manipulation done by non-osteopaths. Your mileage will vary with CST practitioners - some are very good, some so-so, some have just taken a week or two of courses & set up shop as a CST. Biodynamic certification is a good indication of competency; some Biodynamic practitioners may be more advanced than cranial-academy certified docs.... ? - gotta build your own road map here. :)

      Hope this helps.

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  54. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    The Magician's Nephew
    The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe
    The Horse And His Boy
    Prince Caspian
    The Dawn Treader
    The Silver Chair
    The Last Battle

  55. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but the allegory runs molasses-thick. Aslan, the lion king, son of a "great emperor" from a "far off land", creator of Narnia, takes on the children's sins, dies in place of a traitor, and is reincarnated. He is sometimes spoken of as a "lamb". If that doesn't sound an awful lot like someone from Sunday School classes...

  56. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Wogger · · Score: 1

    I prefer the original ordering, that is, ending with the prequel, rather than this horrible new ordering that you find everywhere. I was lucky enough to have found the original ordering in the late 80's. I think if you check British or Canadian publishers, you're more likely to find it over the new ordering. In my opinion, there's something about reading the prequel last that is more satisfying. Just like with the whole LOTR/The Hobbit reading order controversy. The original ordering is: 1) The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe 2) Prince Caspian 3) The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 4) The Silver Chair 5) The Horse and his Boy 6) The Last Battle 7) The Magician's Nephew. The modern ordering is: 1) The Magician's Nephew 2) The Lion, the Witch, & the Wardrobe 3) The Horse and His Boy 4) Prince Caspian 5) The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 6) The Silver Chair 7) The Last Battle

  57. Nice Critters, Pathetic Backgrounds by frankie · · Score: 1

    The CG characters didn't bother me, even the beavers, but numerous backdrops (IMO one of the icy river shots was the worst) were painfully obviously greenscreened. Whatever camera crew and SFX team handled them should be fired. Camera focus was sharp on both foreground actors and deep field, but fuzzy in between. Parallax movements sometimes didn't line up correctly. Halo aliasing around parts of some actors. I wouldn't be surprised if there were shadows in different directions. And a complete failure to blend background environmentals (temperature, wind, mist or spray, etc) into the foreground.

  58. Pornsites? by marevan · · Score: 1

    That's very good. Does it work on any pornsite?

  59. The effects by gallwapa · · Score: 1

    I thought they were great - Aslan was a talking Lion...and it actually looked decent. That being said, there was one close up shot of the kids when they were on the "icy overpass" and it was sorta looking to the sky - it looked hideous. Other than that, I thought the effects were very well done and the story complete. I just hope they do the rest.

  60. Allow me to translate by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1
    The software itself simulates performing agents...
    Ie. there are subroutines...
    by executing brains
    ...ie. blocks of code given a stupid name to gain some cachet from alife reserach
    which are bits of code that use fuzzy-logic
    Ie. a bunch of numbers are added up based on which...
    to select from a series of pre-generated actions.
    ...a conditional branch is made.
    A motion-tree is a set of these actions for a given character. You can imagine a motion-tree as a set of actions that start from a rest-pose. Each branch is the set of actions that can proceed from that rest-pose like a swing or a block
    Blah, blah, blah. More conditional branches, the details of which we choose not to report but we'll try to blind you with science so you think we've said something interesting.
    1. Re:Allow me to translate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh Darius dear boy please! There are limits to how funny cynical ignorance can be. Past that point it just looks sad. Fuzzy logic is more than adding up a few numbers. This I know because I've designed fuzzy logic controllers for military/medical applications. The constraints for a 3D skeletal object with 40 or 50 bone joints skinned with several hundred thousand polygons are mind boggling. These guys aren't trying to look clever, the author is trying to give a laymans description of some math that I suspect would baffle most people. Can you appreciate how this helps animators create complex scenes with many similar objects? Think of that scene in Shrek2 with the field of wheat, each blade of grass blowing in the wind in a slightly different way! I use fuzzy logic in sound synthesis too, to create granular clouds that aren't too uniform but stopping short of totally random. At the end of the day every computer program is no more than a series of arithmetic ops and conditional branches, you don't add anything by pointing that out do you? If you were in my class now I'd give you a detention. Consider yourself slapped. Now, please mod me down -1 so that you can further make everybody here look stupid by association.

    2. Re:Allow me to translate by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1
      These guys aren't trying to look clever
      Pseudo-technical articles about visual effects are 95% BS. Companies lie about what they did for all sorts of reasons including trying to look clever. My own company partly lies about what software it uses because telling the truth would upset some strategic deals with vendors they have made, and also because it makes the software developers look good. I've worked on shots that are considered (by people in the business) to be seminal applications of revolutionary methods that didn't use those methods at all - not even the slightest bit. Often supervisors have no idea what the artists really do. They'll claim method X was automatic when in fact every time the output of X was used it was hand-tweaked without their knowing. Sometimes a problem can be solved in an embarassingly simple way but you don't want to reveal that to your competitors. Many VFX articles (Cinefex is the worst here) are not about how the movie was made at all. They're simply lists of the artists who were involved with filler text between. And worst of all, my second last company claimed it worked on a couple of large blockbuster movies over several years, even making a press releases talking about their progress - all with the complicity of the studio - without doing any work on them. (Because these lies were agreed upon as part of a legal settlement.)

      each blade of grass blowing in the wind in a slightly different way!
      Come on! This is trivial stuff. A few layers of noise does a nice job here. Of course if we're talking about blades of grass it's a good opportunity to make up some BS about alife research. The VFX business keeps up a mystique about using methods far more sophisticated than are actually used. (And when sophisticated methods really are used they tend to be boring and technical and don't get reported much.)

      What you're seeing here isn't cynical ignorance. It's pure cynicism.

  61. Am I the only one who.... by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Informative

    Will be boycotting Sony products and productions? Yes, perhaps I'm not fully cogent when it comes to $ony, but I thought there were people on /. that wanted to actively boycott $ony.... and yes, I *AM* aware that there are a lot of products made by $ony.

    So, the part that I don't like about the movie is that $ony had something to do with it.... so naturally, I've not seen it, and won't.

    1. Re:Am I the only one who.... by ahsile · · Score: 1

      Anyone have a link to a cam torrent so I can watch this and not feel guilty about giving money to sony? ;)

      Seriously though. BOYCOTT!

    2. Re:Am I the only one who.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      writing Sony with an $ makes you look so intelligent.

    3. Re:Am I the only one who.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sony is a massive company, 99.99999% of which has no say over what type of DRM they want to toss onto a CD, especially the artists and production staff at SPI. Trust me when I say that Sony employees were as shocked as everyone else. The individual pieces of Sony operate independently. So, by boycotting movies and electronics, you do nothing to harm Sony/BMG, who are the ones who packaged the rootkit on the CD. So basically, your boycott is pointless since you can't even figure out who to boycott. Even then, how much sony stuff did you buy before the boycott. They probably could care less about your $100 a year. If you want to make an impresssion on them, get a bunch of people to write letters or sue, or something. It least its pro-active instead of pretending not buying something is actually hurting sony.

    4. Re:Am I the only one who.... by n54 · · Score: 1

      I thought about this as well when seeing Sony mentioned because I have no intention of paying Sony & affiliates anything.

      So... it's no problem for me not to pay for it or see it but I'm not going to trash the tv not to see it in umpteen years when it comes on the tube :) (and there's this rumour about something called "filesharing" lol not that I'd bother).

      Imo parents with kids are excused though, afaik it's not like Sony produced the entire movie - not that I should have any say about what they choose anyway.

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    5. Re:Am I the only one who.... by JhohannaVH · · Score: 1

      Nope! Imagine my husbands' shock when we went to buy the tickets online, and oh wait! *doh*. He was *pissed* and then I explained that it was part of the Sony boycott. :D We're with ya 100%!

      PS: It's helping me get an SLR camera that I wanted too. :D My current one is a Sony I bought a year and a half ago, and I love it. Carl Zeiss lenses, too. But not again. Not this time.

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    6. Re:Am I the only one who.... by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      Since when was this a Sony production? The logo I remember at the theatres was Disney. Of course people seem to boycot them to.

    7. Re:Am I the only one who.... by ahsile · · Score: 2, Funny

      probably never. it is disney, I know that much. I just wanted to throw a sony joke in because the grandparent mentioned it.

      and boycotting anybody is fun.

    8. Re:Am I the only one who.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My current one is a Sony I bought a year and a half ago, and I love it. Carl Zeiss lenses, too.

      Carl Zeiss has been crap ever since they were bought by Sony.

  62. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by ZaMoose · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Part of what was sorely lacking in the film was the presence of a narrator. I understand that a narrator is a bit of a dated concept these days, but one of the charming "features" of the book was the fact that you, the reader, were essentially hearing this story second-hand from an unnamed but affable narrator with insight into the thought processes of the characters. The witty little asides that Lewis managed to slip in at places gave the whole thing a very British flavo[u]r, which I felt the movie essentially lacked.

    YMMV, of course.

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  63. Veggie Tales? by Urusai · · Score: 1

    I never understood them--does being religious mean you're a vegetable? Well, maybe I do understand them after all.

  64. Best Looking Beaver by Ranger · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you want to see some really nice beaver, go see Narnia. It had the best looking beaver special effects. You even get to see deep inside a beaver lodge. The beaver chase scene is pretty amazing.

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  65. that's normal. nothing to worry about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    102 is only 4 degrees above normal. Imagine if your toaster only cooked bread 4 degrees above room temperature. Nothing happens.

    So, wait until you get around 120 or so, then call a doctor. Afterall, at 121 that's when water boils.

  66. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Yes, but the allegory runs molasses-thick. Aslan, the lion king, son of a "great emperor" from a "far off land", creator of Narnia, takes on the children's sins, dies in place of a traitor, and is reincarnated. He is sometimes spoken of as a "lamb". If that doesn't sound an awful lot like someone from Sunday School classes...

    Agreed. I'm hoping this movie does well enough that they continue to make the rest of the series, which is much less painful.

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  67. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I don't see how the "new" ordering could have been the orginal intended ordering. If you read the books in the "original" order, it makes sense. In the Magicians Nephew, for example, he refers to other books he had already written. If that is supposed to be the first book in the series, it wouldn't make sense when he makes references to other books.

  68. Re:Jesus=money by droolfool · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WHAT is so wrong about it, anyway? I mean, if a muslim puts references to Islam in his book, why so many people get so angry? It seems that one is *forbidden* to put references to his own religion in his own book. It's the teenagers' "don't point a gun at me and make me watch your movie" approach.
    The Christian-bashing talk is overwhelmingly stupid. I know, I know, it makes you look intelligent. Christian-bashing talk is like a "genius certificate" for teenagers. For me, it's stupid.

  69. My capsule review by richardtallent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    0: Geared for a young Harry Potter or Princess Bride audience, nowhere near as dark as LoTR.
    +1: They followed the book closely.
    +1: They didn't butcher the allegory for the sake of over-sensitive non-Christians.
    +1: They didn't play up the allegory for the sake of over-sensitive Christians.
    +1: Effects were near flawless, even though the film had much more daylight than others in the genre (underexposure is SO forgiving).
    -1: The animals in a few scenes near the end seemed to lose a little fur realism. The airplanes at the very beginning seemed too cartoonish as well. Cheetas don't run like that either, IIRC.
    -1: Too much of the beavers.
    -1: Didn't do nearly as good a job as LoTR in giving a sense of "place." Narnia is smaller than Middle Earth, but it felt a little cramped. So did the Professor's house.
    0: Soundtrack was ok.
    +1: Great live and voice casting, other than Titmus, who seemed way too young than I imagined him.
    0: One thing I never liked about the book was the appearance of Father Christmas. An allegory should not be tainted by its own archetype.

    1. Re:My capsule review by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny
      Too much of the beavers.

      Can you ever have too much beaver?

    2. Re:My capsule review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      other than Titmus, who seemed way too young than I imagined him

      uh. don't remember anyone named Titmus in the books.
      Are we sure this followed the books properly?
    3. Re:My capsule review by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Who or what is Titmus?

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  70. You're showing your age here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...or your ignorance of the context of the original book. When the book was written (1953, I think) for an audience of English children, explicitly retelling effects and experience of the Blitz on children in London (both motivating the move and providing "real" context for the children's experience in Narnia) would have been unnecessary and patronizing. Likewise for those reasonably well read in the history of the time. Similarly, the grab bag of creatures, myths, etc. (including the resurrection of Aslan, recalling Jesus, Mithras, Osiris, or the Corn King of your choice) was all part of the common intellectual baggage of children when the schools' curriculum included heavy doses of Latin, Greek and Medieval European language, literature, religion and history. As well as Lewis' (he was a professor of Medieval and Renaissance Literature).

    Given the common intellectual baggage of children (and adults) today, I suppose the movie needs some 'splainin' to do.

    1. Re:You're showing your age here... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      No - I'm not all that old or ignorant of the context, and in a lot of other places I've mentioned just what you say here. In fact I had to re-read the comment (I've made a few in this thread) because I thought I did mention that it was helpful for that very reason... but I must have done it somewhere else.
       
      My freshman year of college, in a small school, my prof was obsessed with Lewis. Everything we did revolved around him in one way or another. The class could have been more accurately described as C.S. Lewis 101 rather than English 101. We read "Surprised By Joy" and did a lot of other research into his life and work. I vividly remember the day she spent most of a class complaining about how when she visited Oxford it was all about Tolkein.
       
      I shouldn't feel the need to defend myself- call it a character flaw if you will. But you are totally right in what you say, other than the part that I did not realize this myself. In fact I mentioned it to my wife on the way out of the theater.

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    2. Re:You're showing your age here... by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      "Given the common intellectual baggage of children (and adults) today, I suppose the movie needs some 'splainin' to do."

      My goodness, what do they teach them in these schools?

  71. The Passion of The Benny Hill by leoPetr · · Score: 1

    Don't be ridiculous. The Passion is a great idea for a film. It's freaking hilarious.:P

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    1. Re:The Passion of The Benny Hill by passingNotes.com · · Score: 1

      that is clearly an important film - has mel gibson seen it? i think mel's appearance on south bark was a watershed event, overlooked and overshadowed by his role in 'what women want' ...

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  72. Re:Jesus=money by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

    There's nothing wrong with it, that's part of being a writer. Just accept the work for being the work it is.

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  73. if you haven't read the book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...then haul your butt to a library or bookstore, and read it. It's a classic.

  74. Mods on crack again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, nothing screams quality like those Joel Schumacher Batman films...

    1. Re:Mods on crack again by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      The GP had to be joking.

      Right?

  75. Re:No thanks. by dargon · · Score: 1

    You can please some of slashdot all of the time and all of slashdot some of the time, but you can't please all of slashdot all of the time.

  76. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by zbyte64 · · Score: 1

    I saw the movie and I seriously doubt many little kids would get the symbolism. What I found interesting was that most of the people I saw seeing it were not little kids, but rather late teens and up.

    Now this is where im going to burn some karma... Getting into the argument that special effects = kids believing in it, look at all the other crap that is physically impossible being potrayed in movies (not just animals talking :-p ). I remember arguing when I was young that once you were frozen (not chryogenically frozen) you could not be revived - yet so many other kids were like "I saw it on batman, it must be true". So yes, little kids are generally stupid, but thats what parents are there for, to encourage them to understand and actually think. My personall philosophy is to simply expose people to many different arguments about the origin of life, even the really dumb ones. Then walk through the reasoning. When I was a kid, this is what my parents did with me, and Im glad. As a result I can reason my way out of many problems and figure out the probability of a theory being true versus another. I say let little kids see Narnia and Jurassic park and then encourage them to think about it and lead them to the true meaning behind those movies. If we simply make all the decisions for children without letting them go through the reason, we are simply training morons who will simply be told what their opinion is.
    Now I'm going to open up another can of worms, but this is rather related: Intelligent Design. For the record, I don't believe the world is 6k years old. I think it should be taught in the classrooms along side with evolution and have the kids actually debate it. However, there is a prerequisite to this, that the kids be taught logic and reasoning. But I have to wonder sometimes about how passionately people argue that ID and Narnia should never come to existance. I wonder what are they so afraid of? Are they afraid of little debate? But then again, I look at this as a learning tool for people to excercise their brains on....

    PS The movie was fairly good, Special effects were one of the best.

  77. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 1

    "secular heeb"

    I was raised a pretty secular muslim -- not fundamentalist or anything, just a normal muslim, and I'm an atheist now -- and my father and mother both wanted me to read these books. It never bothered them that they had christian undertones; they just liked that the books were well written, exciting, and had good morals. Of course, I was pretty dense about christianity as a child, and I didn't pick up on that aspect at all. I haven't read the books since I was 7 or 8, and I'm 28 now, so all I recall is how the one kid betrayed his friends for the turkish candy.

    Anyway, just sayin. I bet lots of non-christians read the books and didn't end up fundies or flat-earthers or anything else byzantine and stupid.

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  78. Great movie! You must see this in the theater! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie is true to the book and is just amazingly put to film. It was exactly what was in my mind when I read the book. This is a movie you will love to watch today and over and over for years to come. Spectacular!

  79. Re:No thanks. by reedsr · · Score: 1

    You are correct, The original text for the book this movie was based on was composed 4 years before the Lord of the rings, and 23 years before star wars. I guess it is not just Hollywood the re-use or re-writes someone else's ideas

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  80. Blue/Green Screen by NokX · · Score: 1

    i give this movie a 9.9. great effects, great story, great acting, etc... my only beef is with the blue/green screens at some scenes. they can create an UNREAL looking lion in CG, but they can't properly superimpose 4 kids against a backdrop...

    awesome story and even more meaningful if you catch the Christian-based references. i got a bit teary eyed at times. *sniff*

    1. Re:Blue/Green Screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe using the words UNREAL isn't so great in this context. Do you mean to say that Aslan looked fantastic, or that he looked unrealistic? I'm guessing that you meant the former from the rest of the paragraph. Anyway, I agree, what the hell was up with that scene of the kids standing on the rock bridge thing? It sticks out so badly.

  81. If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by killbill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Several of the reviews here say they loved the stories as a child, but have a harder time enjoying them now that they understand the Christian allegories.

    To them I would say that perhaps the Narnia stories are the clearest picture of Christianity they have yet seen. I started with the Narnia books, and proceeded to digest and understand a HUGE amount of Christian literature, both highbrow and lowbrow. I now go back to the Narnian books (and the Screwtape letters, The Great Divorce, and some books by John Eldridge) and find them to be probably the most accurate pictures of Christianity written since the Gospels.

    That you find other pictures of Christianity repellent could be a combinations of three factors.

    1) The "other stories" you are being told are being told badly, or are just plain wrong. God does not approve all articles before publication.
    2) The "other stories" you are being told reveal things in yourself that you are not prepared to deal with yet.
    3) You understand the greater story, and simply wish to align yourself with evil instead of good.

    That's been my life's story anyway. It always seems to come down to one of those three things.

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    1. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Couldn't it just be that we no longer find the idealistic Christian view of the world compatable with our experience as adults?

      Maybe we just don't see anything just or right about sacrificing the innocent to save the guilty.

      Perhaps we understand the 'greater story', but we find it inherently evil and decide to align ourselves with good.

    2. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) You understand the greater story, and simply wish to align yourself with evil instead of good.

      For many years now I have found overt religious symbolism and thinly veiled allegories rather anoying when mixed with my entertainment. Thanks to your enlightening post I now realize it is because I am evil! Maybe I should go buy some black towels for my guest bathroom...

    3. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, apologetics.

      1) The "other stories" you are being told are being told badly, or are just plain wrong. God does not approve all articles before publication.

      Blame the messenger, not the message. True Christianity (TM) is beyond reproach, by definition, so if you have a problem with it, it must have just been told badly.

      2) The "other stories" you are being told reveal things in yourself that you are not prepared to deal with yet.
      3) You understand the greater story, and simply wish to align yourself with evil instead of good.

      Blame the reader, not the message. True Christianity (TM) is beyond reproach, by definition, so if you have a problem with it, you're just immature or evil.

      To a Christian, possibility 4) is of course impossible:

      4) There are perfectly legitimate reasons to find Christianity and its "message" repellent.

    4. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Kruid · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      1) The "other stories" you are being told are being told badly, or are just plain wrong. God does not approve all articles before publication.
      2) The "other stories" you are being told reveal things in yourself that you are not prepared to deal with yet.
      3) You understand the greater story, and simply wish to align yourself with evil instead of good.

      That's been my life's story anyway. It always seems to come down to one of those three things.

      You have a rather simplistic, and shallow, life.

      -k

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    5. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That you find other pictures of Christianity repellent could be a combinations of three factors.

      To them I would add my own experience:
      4) You have enough imagination to see that if someone can write a fantastic allegory of the Christian story, that the Christian story itself could itself be a fantastic allegory, and furthermore, that it doesn't really matter either way, because they're still great stories.

    6. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by CylanR77 · · Score: 1

      Or,

      4) You had that crap shoved down your throat as a child even though you hated it, and now have a personal vendetta against religion.

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    7. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sure blame the messenger, like priests, pastors, popes, televangelists and other non-sensical dorks.

      I get the distinct feeling many people who claim to be christians or anti-christian haven't taken time to read the god damn book. Far too many people assume the idiot pastor, priests and evangelists ranting equates to understanding the bible.

      Take for example the old testament. It recommends stoning one's child if they misbehave. Is that something a sane person does? Or does the old testament use that to make a point? Many people in the vocation of religion try to deny sex, and yet there are some spectacular sensual passages in the old testament.

      Just about everything written in english today is influenced by the old and new testament one way or another. That's not good or bad per say. The bible is also a revision of stories that came before the canonicalization into a single volume. For those toooo stupid and ignorant to study, the current bible most christians consider the "true word" of god was created by theologians during Alexander's time.

      what I want to know is, has George W Bush ever read the bible and thought about what it means?

    8. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by demachina · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the problem I have with Christianity today is that many Christians and many Christian institutions have strayed so far from the ideals Jesus espoused in the New Testament that I figure Jesus would be aghast if were alive today and saw the idolatry being practiced in his name. It should also be noted the New Testaments were written LONG after Jesus died and it is completely unknown if they are in fact even close to accurately describing him or his teachings.

      All in all, I don't have a problem with Narnia or the Christian message in the books or the movies. I do have a problem with the people and companies who are trying to exploit the Christian themes in Narnia to:

      A. Make more money by trying to make it in to mandatory viewing for every church goer and their children, just like "The Passion". Disney saw the profit in exploiting the religious obssession overrunning America today and:

      1. Made religious themed kids movie
      2. ????
      3. PROFIT

      I rather doubt Jesus would have been in favor of exploiting his message for profit, he was for example not plussed my the money changers next to the temple profiting off the worship of God.

      B. I also have a problem with the people who are trying to use Narnia as a way to seduce children in to Christianity and they are doing it very blatantly. Come here boys and girls and watch these pretty pictures and this exciting story. Did you like that? Yes, well you should be a Christian now even if you don't know what that means or entails. It teeters on brainwashing in much the same way fundamentalists are up in arms about Harry Potter seducing children to the black arts.

      In my idealized world I think I would like to see Christians, who if they really believe in the things Jesus said to:

      - Abandon their fixation on money and wealth and lead a life where they dedicated themselves to the well being of their fellow man and not to lining their pockets

      - Stop supporting politicians and institutions who are proponents and purveyors of wars and killing. For example the U.S. military (the Air Force academy in particular) is coming to be completely dominated by an officer corps of fundamentalist "so called" Christians who pray on Sunday and kill people with little remorse on Monday. That turns my stomach and I'm sure Jesus would gladly climb on another cross in protest against it.

      Bottomline if you are going to claim the title Christian you should really walk the walk. If your priorities are to get rich at any cost and you are a big fan of wars and killing you should stop dirtying Jesus' name with your false idolatry of him.

      --
      @de_machina
    9. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Khomar · · Score: 1
      Maybe we just don't see anything just or right about sacrificing the innocent to save the guilty.

      But if the Innocent was not killed for us, then we would all be without hope. This is the picture that the Bible paints. All people are sinners. We have all hated, cheated, lied, stole, and generally misbehaved. An honest look at our world shows that we humans are generally rather nasty, selfish creatures. The Bible says that we were all hopelessly lost, but God loved us so much that He was willing to send His only Son to demonstrate how we ought to live, then to suffer torture and the most painful death imaginable to pay for the guilt that we all have -- a guilt that requires payment (the "deep magic" of the Narnia world). This was a once-for-all sacrifice that need never be repeated because Jesus was the perfect sacrifice -- God and man who was perfect and blameless. And through His resurrection, this was not just an empty sacrifice but a spectacular defeat of evil as Jesus has conquered both sin and death.

      Christianity is not about "sacrificing the innocent to save the guilty". It is about celebrating the gift that God gave us nearly two thousand years ago in the birth, life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ. It is about the hope that we have been given a way to abandon the evil human nature of rebellion and hate and to learn to love and forgive each other. It is the promise that if we accept this gift from God that our debt has been paid, and we can spend eternity with God.

      That is the Christian world view. A free gift has been offered to people who desparately need it -- what is so inherently evil about that?

      --

      I believe in de-evolution. God made the world perfect, man fell, and its been going downhill ever since!

    10. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

      That is the Christian world view. A free gift has been offered to people who desparately need it -- what is so inherently evil about that?

      That a supposedly all-powerful creator could have chosen to save everyone, could have chosen to reveal himself to everyone, but instead made Hell the default value, and a guessing-game of unverified belief the only way out.

      --

      Step into a huge movement. Don't Tread In Me.

    11. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by cdomigan · · Score: 1

      Couldn't it just be that we no longer find the idealistic Christian view of the world compatable with our experience as adults?
      Idealistic? Christianity presents a view that is anything but. In fact this is often what makes Christianity so unattractive - because it isn't idealistic enough. It's not a pie-in-the-sky spirituality that is about warm fuzzies. It deals with reality in all its fullness. In my opinion Christianity presents us with an extremely accurate picture of the state of mankind, but the truth hurts and it definitely makes us squirm.

      Maybe we just don't see anything just or right about sacrificing the innocent to save the guilty.
      Exactly. If the 'just' or 'right' thing was done, it would be us (the guilty) paying the price. This is why I find the grace of God so incredible. How can a judge be both merciful and just? The two seem like opposites, yet in the death of Jesus both are reconciled.

      Perhaps we understand the 'greater story', but we find it inherently evil and decide to align ourselves with good.
      We obviously disagree, but I would be wary of whether or not it is in fact Christianity you are reacting to, or to the far-from-perfect representation of Christianity that Christians show. In my experience when we take the risk and pray for God to reveal himself to us he does so. Give it a whirl, what do you have to lose? :)

      Here endeth the sermon...

    12. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by brandonY · · Score: 1

      An honest look at our world shows that we humans are generally rather nasty, selfish creatures

      At times, this seems true, but I should remind you that >75% of the US population alone has given at least some money to charity. There are over a million registered nonprofits. If you sneeze in public, somebody will usually say bless you. People open source their code. If you trip and fall on the street, somebody will almost always help you up.

      We CAN be nasty, we CAN be selfish, but an honest look at our world would show that we tend to be better than that.

    13. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      It teeters on brainwashing in much the same way fundamentalists are up in arms about Harry Potter seducing children to the black arts.

      Unless you are saying that you see imaginary boogeymen behind every "christian" movie, I don't think that is a good analogy. I'm pretty confident that number of people using Harry Potter stories to recruit kids to "the black arts" is close to zero, unless playing D&D is considered a "black art" nowadays...

    14. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      It's certainly no worse than the morality displayed in the Star Wars films.
      Turn evil, kill your wife, murder children, slaughter billions but hey you saved your son so it's all forgiven and you can appear in the mystical blue glow of immortality after you die.

      --
      Sometimes my arms bend back.
    15. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      That a supposedly all-powerful creator could have chosen to save everyone, could have chosen to reveal himself to everyone, but instead made Hell the default value, and a guessing-game of unverified belief the only way out.

      Pride is the biggest sin of all. You are too proud to admit that you do not know something and that not everything is within the reach of human understanding.

      You would have god abolish free will and turn us all into robots? Is faith not important to you? Do you require absolute proof before you will trust friends and family or do you trust them based on your faith in them?

      Being a believer does not mean that you have no doubts but you do give the Creator the benefit of the doubt as you would give to anyone else that you trust.

      --
      Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
    16. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      But what does that have to do with the price of tea in china or the fact that we can and are selfish. Selfless acts do not change our inherent nature. Once you realize that fact you will enter a larger world.

      What you are talking about is free will but what I'm talking about is the nature of man.

      --
      Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
    17. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And your God is so all powerful but he can't find a way to give people free will AND set them free with the truth?

      No, it's a petty God that would play such games, and an even worse one that would leave so much to chance and then proclaim themselves "Lord".

      I trust those I love, trust them before anything, but I do not love God. So in the unlikely event that there is such a thing, perhaps I'm damned, and I'll wager, most of you with me.

      [It's pretty common for people to hear about my illness and say that I shouldn't blame God, to assume that I don't believe in God because of the illness, or that I blame God for the illness. Even funnier are the ones who hear that my illness came later, and who say it is punishment. Who is your God, that punishes and rewards people, but only in a way that's indistinguishable from pure chance? A drunk? A gambler? A madman?]

    18. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Excellent post! :-)

    19. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 1

      Any attribute that man possesses (good or bad) was imbued by God. God knew exactly what man was going to be when he created them.

      Somehow we are supposed to see it as a gift that we were created flawed?

      Somehow it is just to create man and then make laws against doing the very thing you intended for them to do from the start?

      If I purposely create a mouse in a lab with a heart defect would I be considered merciful for giving it a heart transplant if and only if it successfully completes my maze? No! It would have been merciful not to create such an abomination in the first place.

    20. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Maybe we just don't see anything just or right about sacrificing the innocent to save the guilty.

      Until one comes to realise that all are guilty.

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    21. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Trogre · · Score: 1


      In my idealized world I think I would like to see Christians, who if they really believe in the things Jesus said to:

      - Abandon their fixation on money and wealth and lead a life where they dedicated themselves to the well being of their fellow man and not to lining their pockets


      Done.

      - Stop supporting politicians and institutions who are proponents and purveyors of wars and killing.

      Done.

      Will we be seeing you on Sunday?

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    22. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      It's pretty common for people to hear about my illness and say that I shouldn't blame God, to assume that I don't believe in God because of the illness, or that I blame God for the illness. Even funnier are the ones who hear that my illness came later, and who say it is punishment.
      I wouldn't dare to speculate or assume how your illness came about, or what it even is. But what I do know, is that Jesus Christ is more than able to set you free. If you would call on the name of Jesus Christ you will be saved! "So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed" - John 8:36.
    23. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lying makes the baby Jesus cry.

    24. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "But what I do know, is that Jesus Christ is more than able to set you free. If you would call on the name of Jesus Christ you will be saved!"

      And how do you know that? Because some other people who believe the same crazy shit you do said so. Meanwhile the vast majority of the people on Earth think you're a bit loony. Your God is petty enough to send us all to hell because we are rational beings?

      Worship the boogyman if you want, but do it a little more quietly please.

    25. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      And your God is so all powerful but he can't find a way to give people free will AND set them free with the truth?

      If you are told everything, where is your choice? Where is the need to believe or have faith? If you had the nature of the universe all laid out for you, would you have any free will to chose to believe? No. Would you have the capacity to learn and grow? No.

      I hope you one day develop an open mind about things and admit that you do not have all the answers. None of us do.

      Jesus did not come to save those who believe they do not need saving but rather to save those people who knew that they were not perfect.

      --
      Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
    26. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Concerning illness, Jesus very clearly said that people do not become ill because of sin or die in accidents because of sin. He also rejected the concept that people born with defects were born that way because of the sin of their parents. Go read the gospels as it is in there plain as day. He rebuked people who made such assumptions.

      Why don't you take the time to learn about the faith before criticizing it?

      --
      Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
    27. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      And how do you know that? Because some other people who believe the same crazy shit you do said so. Meanwhile the vast majority of the people on Earth think you're a bit loony. Your God is petty enough to send us all to hell because we are rational beings?

      Because I have experienced God and have seen His hand do many awesome things! I don't believe because people tell me to. I believe because I know Him. If you think I am a bit loony, I couldn't really care. Your opinion about me doesn't really matter to me. What the Lord God Almighty thinks of me is far more important.

      God is not petty. He is a God of justice. Now in the USA, you'd not think a justice system very just if they let all murders simply go free, would you? For God to be just, all sin must be punished! You are choosing your eternal destination by rejecting the truth. You are being offered a pardon (Jesus Christ paid the penalty of your sins and mine), but you are choosing to go to the chair (so to speak) instead.

      Worship the boogyman if you want, but do it a little more quietly please.

      uh.... I don't worship a boogyman, and no I will not give up my right of freedom of speech, or my right to enter into discussion on /. just because that would make you would feel more comfortable. I have personally nothing to gain from offering you "the truth", besides helping you find life.

    28. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      what I want to know is, has George W Bush ever read the bible and thought about what it means?

      To hazard a guess I'd say either very selectively, or not at all. A tree is said to be known by its fruit. In this case, lies and state sanctioned mass murder.

    29. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by kerrbear · · Score: 1

      Maybe we just don't see anything just or right about sacrificing the innocent to save the guilty

      Er, maybe the idea of someone sacrificing their own life so another or others may live is noble. Are you saying you would rather God punish the guilty instead of saving them? Then you definitely have a problem with Christianity. Christianity itself admits that it is an offensive message that will really annoy people because it says that everyone is guilty.

      Of course, for those who consider themselves guilty, it is a welcome relief to be forgiven by their creator. It is interesting to note that Jesus was never angry at the "sinners" but he was very angry with the Pharisees who believed they were not guilty.

    30. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 1

      It is far from noble to allow others to be punished for your own transgressions.

      Jesus didn't sacrifice his own life so that others could live. Jesus was resurrected and continues to live. So in reality he sacrified nothing other than having to endure being human for a while like the rest of us.

      God sacrificed himself - to himself - because he couldn't live with the consequences of the laws he had created.

    31. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I DIDN'T say Harry Potter is recruiting kids to the black arts, but I ASSURE there are Christian fundamentalist groups who are the rampage against the books for this reason.

      I wouldn't be surprised if some of the Christian frenzy around Narnia is directly attributable to an attempt to counter the obssession with Harry Potter among many kids.

    32. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't say I would turn in to a Christian if one Christian in the world stopped by a hypocritical ass, I just said I would be a lot happier with the institution that is Christianity if its proponents started practicing what they preach.

      In its current state Christianity is a pretty abhorant institution which tend to be the end result of anything that turns in to an institution and has 2000 years to be corrupted by manipulation, lust for power and greed. You need look no further than the Catholic church which managed to institutionalize pedophilia among its most trusted officers.

      All in all, I appreciate the value in some of the teachings of Jesus but, at least as espoused in the New Testament, it is a philosophy predicated on weakness, and pandering to the lowest common denominators in humanity. This is at heart why Americans in particular have such a bifurcation over Christianity. Their religion tells them to spurn wealth, help the downtrodden and abhor violence, but America at its very heart is built on greed, intolerance, the jungle law of survival of the fittest, and aggressive use of military power. You really can't have both without being flaming hypocrites which is what many American Christians are, especially the ones who currently have a stranglehold on political power in the U.S.

    33. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by n8willis · · Score: 1
      - Abandon their fixation on money and wealth and lead a life where they dedicated themselves to the well being of their fellow man and not to lining their pockets

      - Stop supporting politicians and institutions who are proponents and purveyors of wars and killing.


      The thing is, there are people who do this, but they have little to no influence on society as a whole. Or rather, American society. Primarily because American society takes little notice of people who are not fixated on money and wealth, and who have little money and wealth. I'm serious. The people who spend all their time working with homeless shelters and so on get no PR, because they make very little money doing it and apart from Christmas nobody in society at large takes much notice of them. Which is the real problem. America and post-industrialized society in general is dominated by wealth-obsession, from Christians in predominantly Christian countries to atheists in predominantly atheist countries, to Buddhists in prdominantly Buddhist countries. Wealth-obsession cuts in prety much every direction.

      If you want to see people who expend all their time and effort to work for the poor, you have to go to where the poorest people are. You see some in the US, you see lots in the third world. And yeah, most of the people who build hospitals in the third world or run medical clinics in the third world on their vacation time do so out of their religious convictions. But it still isn't news here.

      Or, to put it another way, you're not going to see people who actually *do* walk the walk on television, because more or less by definition if they really are walking the walk they're doing it without public relations or media coverage or fundraisers. Consider Mother Teresa, whom everybody knows. She got famous because other people took notice of her and what she actually was doing day-in and day-out, not because she went out and got a TV show. But she's gone now, and there is still tons of relief work and ministering to people being done in Calcutta, but do any of us know who's doing it? I certainly never hear any names on the news anymore.

      Anyway, my original bottom line was that people who do spend their life serving other people's needs pretty much aren't going to get noticed, no matter what their motivation for doing it. I'm positive that there are a lot of athiests who do Meals on Wheels, but there are a lot of Christians too.
      --
      -- Watch the REAL Jon Katz.
    34. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      I DIDN'T say Harry Potter is recruiting kids to the black arts

      You compared "the recruiting in to the black arts" to "the recruiting in to christianity."

      but I ASSURE there are Christian fundamentalist groups who are the rampage against the books for this reason.

      And thus my comment about imaginary boogeymen.

    35. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "He is a God of justice."

      ... Who whould throw a hissy fit and flood the Earth, or just destroy the whole thing all together some day. Who would like to see gay people put to death, and anyone who thinks this Jesus stuff is out of hand should go to hell for eternity regardless of how they behaved.

      "Now in the USA, you'd not think a justice system very just if they let all murders simply go free, would you? For God to be just, all sin must be punished! You are choosing your eternal destination by rejecting the truth. You are being offered a pardon (Jesus Christ paid the penalty of your sins and mine), but you are choosing to go to the chair (so to speak) instead."

      Being a serial killer is okay, just be sure to ask Jesus for forgiveness on the way out. Fuck that. Your ideas arent just goofy, they're dangerous.

    36. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      ... Who whould throw a hissy fit and flood the Earth, or just destroy the whole thing all together some day. Who would like to see gay people put to death, and anyone who thinks this Jesus stuff is out of hand should go to hell for eternity regardless of how they behaved.
      Ok, I'll bite. FYI, nowhere is it recorded in Scripture that God had a "hissy fit". Show me where exactly is the reference. All sin (i.e. disobedience) will be punished. It was in the days of old, and it will also be on the day of God's wrath. What will you tell Him on that day?

      Being a serial killer is okay, just be sure to ask Jesus for forgiveness on the way out. <snip> Your ideas arent just goofy, they're dangerous
      Nowhere in God's Word is the condoning of the sin of murder preached or practised. I don't know where you get that "goofy" idea from. Not the Holy Bible. Perhaps you would benefit from some actual research? True remorse and repentance is needed by and required of all who come to Jesus Christ for forgiveness, no matter what sins have been committed in the past. Sin is sin. All sin has to be turned from.

      Oh, and they're not my "goofy ideas", they're God's ideas. His planet, His Heaven, His rules. If you have a problem with them, I suggest that you discuss it with Him. Today even. You will stand before Him one day in judgement, but by then it'll be too late. I'm sorry but your objections that you choose to hold onto, will do you no good on that day. Peace.
    37. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "Ok, I'll bite. FYI, nowhere is it recorded in Scripture that God had a "hissy fit". Show me where exactly is the reference."

      It's the basic summary of The Book of Revelation.

      "on the day of God's wrath. What will you tell Him on that day?"

      The Bible is a story book. There's no day, there's no beanstalk, and Santa and the Easter Bunny aren't real. Get on with life. Let me know when you've got evidence to the contrary.

    38. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      It's the basic summary of The Book of Revelation.
      Dude, you're gonna have to do better than that. Hardly a convincing argument, more of a "because I think so" argument.

      Let me know when you've got evidence to the contrary.
      There is plenty of evidence out there if you really wanted to look. Here, I'll throw you a bone. Here is a page that covers the basics. You can obviously dig up more detailed research with more detailed references etc. But this will get ya started. Read through this basic explanation of the archaeological, prophetic and historical authenticity of the biblical scrolls. When you are finished, perhaps assert some educated objections with substance, and I will attempt to answer them honestly.
    39. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by kerrbear · · Score: 1

      Jesus didn't sacrifice his own life so that others could live. Jesus was resurrected and continues to live. So in reality he sacrified nothing other than having to endure being human for a while like the rest of us.

      That may be your belief, but the generally accepted doctrine was that Jesus took upon himself the wrath of God for each person on Earth. In essence, going to hell for each person. The reason he could do it in a finite amount of time is because he was God, and God is infinite. I've heard it described as: emptying a lake with a glass takes a long time, but if you dump the lake into an empty lake, it goes all at once.

      So Jesus did experience the punishment for guilt, but because he is God he can return from it. That makes it no less of punishment in volume. Anyway, that's the logic of it.

    40. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "Dude, you're gonna have to do better than that. Hardly a convincing argument, more of a "because I think so" argument."

      What do you mean I'm going to have to do better than that? The burden of proof is on you bible thumpers to provide at least some evidence for the crazy things you say. Your bible is what claims that God would flood the Earth, kill everyone and that some day he'll pass judgement on us all and do the same again. Proove that, and don't even think of bringing up proof in a discussion about your beliefs until you do.

      "When you are finished, perhaps assert some educated objections with substance, and I will attempt to answer them honestly."

      First off I object to your earlier assertion that your God is just. You believe it was fair to flood the Earth and kill every man, woman, and child even though most of them had never heard of this small region of the world where this story unfolds. You believe that it is just to ask that homosexuals should be put to death? You believe it's just that women be subservient to their men? You believe that people will be permitted in to heaven if and only if they ask Jesus for forgiveness? Even if they were really horrible during their lifetime?

      Oh right, you don't want to talk about those things do you.. You just want to send me links to some crappy links page and have me argue with you about whatever it is I might find there.

      The question is, what makes you so sure that Christians are right, and the Jews, the Muslims, the Buddhists, the atheists, etc are all wrong? Nothing except probably that your mommy told you so. I don't know your mom, and I'm sure she's a fine human being and all... But your religion is pessimistic and bigoted in many ways. She lied to you dude.

    41. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Dude, you didn't even bother reading that link. Do you want me to cut and paste the whole site for you? It answers pretty much all of your objections. I mean if the bible is proven credible, then what it says must be taken into consideration. But stay in ignorance, by all means dude.

      To answer all your questions relating to what is "fair", I'll answer with a question. Was it just that Timothy McVey was sentenced to death? If not, why not? Would it be justice to let him walk free? Charles Manson? Where is the justice if laws are broken and there is no enforcement or consequences? In the days of Noah the world was so corrupt and full of violence. God searched for a righteous man and only found the one man and his family. Dang! So the innocent where actually rescued from destruction. Same with Lot and his family in the days of Sodom.

    42. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "To answer all your questions relating to what is "fair", I'll answer with a question. Was it just that Timothy McVey was sentenced to death? If not, why not? Would it be justice to let him walk free? Charles Manson? Where is the justice if laws are broken and there is no enforcement or consequences? In the days of Noah the world was so corrupt and full of violence. God searched for a righteous man and only found the one man and his family. Dang! So the innocent where actually rescued from destruction. Same with Lot and his family in the days of Sodom."

      I'm not even going to get in to a serious discussion about whether or not Noah some how fit two of every animal and bacteria on his boat while God destroyed everything on Earth (except the fish and other sea creatures - God thought they were cool I guess). That's complete nonsense, we had best agree to disagree on that one.

      Soooooooooo.... Do you or do you not think that homosexuals should be put to death, and that women should be servants of their husbands? Or that rebellious kids should be dragged to city limits and stoned to death? Should we also be killing people for adultery? Or don't you think it's much more likely that those things didn't originate from any devine authority at all, but from men? Or do you believe that is the will of God, and you just choose not to obey? Deuteronomy is full of that kind of stuff.

    43. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      I'm not even going to get in to a serious discussion about whether or not Noah some how fit two of every animal and bacteria on his boat while God destroyed everything on Earth (except the fish and other sea creatures - God thought they were cool I guess). That's complete nonsense, we had best agree to disagree on that one.
      Too easy. HERE you go.

      Soooooooooo.... Do you or do you not think that homosexuals should be put to death, and that women should be servants of their husbands? Or that rebellious kids should be dragged to city limits and stoned to death? Should we also be killing people for adultery? Or don't you think it's much more likely that those things didn't originate from any devine authority at all, but from men? Or do you believe that is the will of God, and you just choose not to obey? Deuteronomy is full of that kind of stuff.
      Rather than reinventing the wheel, here it is in someone elses words God's stance on sin
    44. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "Rather than reinventing the wheel, here it is in someone elses words"

      I'm not asking for someone else's words. I'm asking if YOU as a Christian believe that homosexuals should be killed, and it's okay to stone people to death. It's a simple yes or no question, you don't need any links at all.

    45. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Ok, here is my answer. My words. It has taken some time to write this for you

      1. Sin is punishable by death.
      Under the Old Coventant, certain sins (i.e. breaking of God's Law) were punished immediately with death. Romans 6:23 says: "For the wages of sin is death..."

      2. All have sinned
      Today, none of us can say that we have never sinned without lying. Romans 3:23 states "All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God". So we have all sinned in the eyes of God. James 2:10 says "For whoever keeps the whole Law and yet stumbles at just one point is guilty of breaking all of it.". All of us have broken God's Law at some stage. One of the sins that was punishable by death under the Old Covenant of Moses was adultery. In Matthew 5:28 Jesus states: "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart." In the same sermon (the Sermon on the Mount) Jesus equates anger with murder!

      3. Therefore all deserve death!
      If the wages of sin is death, and we are all guilty, then simple logic states that we all deserve death! In a few places in Ezekiel is is stated "The soul who sins shall die! Therefore all of us including liars, thieves, adulterers, homosexuals, idolators, murderers, all of us deserve death and hell. I think that this pretty much answers your question. Ever told a lie? Ever stolen anything? Ever looked at a woman with lust? What about any of the other commandments?

      4. The New Covenant
      But what God did to redeem the world was to make atonement for our sins by paying for it with His own blood. Under the New Covenant we do not execute the judgement of God on people, but He does. God has provided a way for people to enter into life if they will meet two (simple to understand but hard to do) conditions: to repent and believe. "Then He said to them, "Thus it is written, and thus it was necessary for the Christ to suffer and to rise from the dead the third day, and that repentance and remission of sins should be preached in His name to all nations, beginning at Jerusalem. And you are witnesses of these things." - Luke 24:46-48. "Most assuredly, I say to you, he who hears My word and believes in Him who sent Me has everlasting life, and shall not come into judgment, but has passed from death into life." - John 5:23

      5. All sin will be judged by God
      "it is appointed for men to die once, but after this the judgment" Hebrews 9:27

      6. Not everyone who calls themselves "Christian" will be saved
      "Many will say to Me in that day, 'Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?' And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!" - Matthew 7:22-24.

      "Now the works of the flesh are evident, which are: adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, envy, murders, drunkenness, revelries, and the like; of which I tell you beforehand, just as I also told you in time past, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God." - Galations 5:19-21.

      7. By their fruit (behaviour) you will know true christians from false
      "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their f

    46. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "All deserve death, not just murderers and homosexuals."

      You poor confused bastard. People are good. We are God.

      The correct answer by the way was: It's always wrong to stone people to death and I would put a stop to it if I saw it happening.

    47. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      You seem confused. Earlier on you seem to condemn serial killers, yet you would attempt to stop the execution of them?

      Ever looked at the mess the world is in these days? Murders, war, poverty, hate, immorality. People are generally selfish, not good. Well I guess that depends on what your standard for measuring what "good" is. The has to be a definitive standard by which someone can measure it, right?

      Studies have shown that when asked, more people than not said that they would steal something if they knew beforehand that they would never get caught. I forget the source of that, and I won't bother trying to find as you would probably dismiss it anyway.

      What seems "correct" in your eyes will one day be proven false. By then it'll be too late to change your mind. You most definitely are not God, but one day you will stand before the Living God and give account to Him for your life. I have tried to point you in the direction of truth and salvation, but as they say "you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink". You clearly are not interested in the pursuit of truth. All the best my friend!

    48. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "Earlier on you seem to condemn serial killers, yet you would attempt to stop the execution of them?"

      Yes I would. I think dangerous criminals should be kept out of society. If someone is given a life sentence though, and they would rather die then it wouldn't bother me all that much. Murder is murder though, and it doesn't matter what the justification is. Lethal injection is also very different from stoning someone to death. I am against either of them though.

      "Ever looked at the mess the world is in these days? Murders, war, poverty, hate, immorality. People are generally selfish, not good."

      Ever read a history book? Do you really think life was better even a hundred years ago? Fifty years ago? When exactly was the utopia that makes the world today look so horrible? What terrible things happen to you on a daily basis that make things unbearable? Real things, not things in your head or things you see on TV. You can shut that off.

      People may be generally selfish, but they are capable of realizing that there is a reward for being "good". Life is much much easier if you have the respect and admiration of the people around you, and you don't get that by robbing and stealing.

      "What seems "correct" in your eyes will one day be proven false. You most definitely are not God, but one day you will stand before the Living God and give account to Him for your life."

      That's your superstition, not mine. We are God. By we I mean everyone, and everything. God is not something to fear. The boogyman is what you are talking about, and he's not real.

      "You clearly are not interested in the pursuit of truth."

      Your version of "truth" disgusts me. Sit around and wait for your apocalypse if you want. Just don't be too disappointed when your salvation doesn't come. Look for the beauty in the world, because this is as good as it gets, and it's really great if you stop focusing on the bad parts.

    49. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      Your version of "truth" disgusts me. Sit around and wait for your apocalypse if you want. Just don't be too disappointed when your salvation doesn't come. Look for the beauty in the world, because this is as good as it gets, and it's really great if you stop focusing on the bad parts.
      It's too late, I've already met and experienced God for me to believe your worldview. After meeting Jesus Christ, nothing in this world will satisfy. There's no sitting around and waiting for the apocalypse for me. Too much to be done! I will not be disappointed, because my salvation has already come. He has given His Spirit to His people as guarantee. Later bro.
    50. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "After meeting Jesus Christ, nothing in this world will satisfy."

      What a shame. It's too bad your religion tends to do that to people. There's a better way you know.

    51. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      After meeting Jesus Christ, nothing in this world will satisfy."
      What a shame. It's too bad your religion tends to do that to people. There's a better way you know.
      Not at all. I mean it's like after you've driven a european sportscar, you will not want to drive an old AMC Pacer. After you've played a USA Fender Strat, you cannot go back to an old $50 Samick. Once you've used OS-X, you cannot go back to Win95a (this is /. afterall ;-) ). After you've tasted Creme Brulee....etc. I don't believe in extravagance materialism, but am simply use these as examples. I guess I don't need to labour the point.

      The psalmist writes "Oh, taste and see that the LORD is good;Blessed is the man who trusts in Him!" - Psalm 34:8. I have tasted the blessings of God in my life and do not wish to return to a crapola existance without God. Once you've experienced the Awesome, mediocrity will not do.
    52. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "it's like after you've driven a european ..."

      No. It's not like those things at all.

      It's like you believe that your fellow man is out to get you, and that some how you're going to run through fields of daisies after your dead while they burn in hell or something, and that will make it all okay - versus - realizing that it's all a lie, and it's mean to tell children that they are sinners. We are what we choose to be. We are a part of the world around us, not created for servitude in it. Life is fun, just don't take it too seriously.

      Quote all the scripture you want. Know any Steven King maybe? The Bible isn't quite as well written. The climax sort of sucks too. Tommyknockers is good, and we win that one.

    53. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      It's like you believe that your fellow man is out to get you, and that some how you're going to run through fields of daisies after your dead while they burn in hell or something, and that will make it all okay
      If you still think that's what I truly believe, then you haven't heard/read a thing that I have said/typed. Perhaps you'd do well to re-read what I have said.

      Here is a better analogy. If someone had foreknowledge of the tsunami that occured in Asia, he would warn people of the danger. He certainly would not be partying it up while people drown. If is as if you would be saying that it would be mean of him to warn people before the danger arrives to travel inland to high ground. Some might call him a kook of course.

      If you think Stephen King is a wholesome author and the pinnacle of moral thought, then I pity you.
    54. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "Here is a better analogy. If someone had foreknowledge of the tsunami that occured in Asia, he would warn people of the danger. He certainly would not be partying it up while people drown. If is as if you would be saying that it would be mean of him to warn people before the danger arrives to travel inland to high ground. Some might call him a kook of course."

      And then there was Chicken Little.

    55. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      And then there was Chicken Little.
      And then there was the recorded testimony of eye witnesses who saw the resurrected Jesus Christ after His crucifixion. 500 witnessed Him at one time. He was with His disciples for 40 days before ascending into heaven. First hand accounts recorded by eye-witnesses are credible. Then there's detailed prophecies documented hundreds of years before being accurately fulfilled. We still have the manuscripts today. Plenty of evidence recorded outside of the bible by non-christian source also. Etc etc.

      Personally, when it comes down to it, I will tend to believe what Jesus Christ Himself said about the future of this planet, over your views any day. If you don't believe in Jesus Christ, ask yourself what year it is. Where did you come from? Why are you here.
    56. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "And then there was the recorded testimony of eye witnesses"

      I don't doubt the existence of The Bible. There is recorded testimony of many different alien encounters too, but I doubt them as well, and they've got pictures. I even saw them disect an alien on Fox. When we're dealing with a 2000 year old story book, I have to question if the witnesses even existed. If they did, did they really see what they were made to believe they were seeing? Those aliens looked really real dude. The only thing that is obvious to me is that lots of people did not believe Jesus was who he claimed to be.

      "If you don't believe in Jesus Christ, ask yourself what year it is"

      2005 on the Gregorian calendar.

      "Where did you come from?"

      Winnipeg.

      "Why are you here."

      At the moment, to raise objections to superstitious bigotry. Longer term would probably be to have children, grow old and die. And have a lot of fun on the way.

    57. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      2005 on the Gregorian calendar
      More like 2005 AD. Which stand for Anno Domini. Which is short for Anno Domini Nostri Iesu Christi ("In the Year of Our Lord Jesus Christ"). Ooops! Someone better change that one, right?
      The only thing that is obvious to me is that lots of people did not believe Jesus was who he claimed to be.
      You make a very valid point. The Good News of Jesus Christ, the Gospel declares that many will choose to believe that He is the Son of the Living God, and that many will not believe. Even Jesus' own disciple Thomas did not believe the Jesus Christ had risen from the dead until he was confronted by Him.

      At the end of the day these many witnesses of Jesus Christ's resurrection died in hideous ways for their faith unwavering. Their own writings portray them before the crucifixion as complete cowards. Peter even denied his Master Jesus Christ when put under pressure. After Christ's resurrection everything changed. They became very bold even. It if were a complete crock, do you really think that they would've died willingly for their faith? Really?

      The New Testament was completed within the lifetimes of all the witnesses, with the last book being written by Jesus's closest disciple and friend John. If they were major disputes in testimonial evidence it would've become apparent and disputed at the time. There is much evidence outside of the bible also to testify of many of these facts. Perhaps read the writings of the Roman historian Josephus.
    58. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "Ooops! Someone better change that one, right?"

      Nah, we have many things named after Greek gods and such. 2005 works a lot better than 4500000005 or whatever it should be. Base it on the birth of The Buddha, I don't care.

      "It if were a complete crock, do you really think that they would've died willingly for their faith? Really?"

      Are you kidding me? People kill themselves and do other stupid stuff in the name of religion? That never happens. People do really stupid stuff because they "believe". People other than Christians. But what I want to know is, how can you point to the bible to validate your beliefs, and deny the Muslims and the Buddhists that same avenue to validate theirs? You can't all be right.

      "If they were major disputes in testimonial evidence it would've become apparent and disputed at the time."

      Exactly. And we'll never know if it was or wasn't, because the winner decides what happened.

    59. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      Are you kidding me? People kill themselves and do other stupid stuff in the name of religion? That never happens. People do really stupid stuff because they "believe". People other than Christians. But what I want to know is, how can you point to the bible to validate your beliefs, and deny the Muslims and the Buddhists that same avenue to validate theirs? You can't all be right.
      That is why all these books need to be tested and examined. Something that is true can stand being tested. Something that is false should be tested. The bible has stood the test of time. Just like the Book of Mormon, the Quran fails simple testing. History has proven that anyone can rant and write a book. Major historical facts have been bungled in both these books. The bible is verifiable and proven through fulfilled prophecy. Lots of them. Detailed prophecies accurately fulfilled! There is also the cultural laws that dictated how scribes were to record history that were painfully pedantic. I posted links previously that would answer your objections to this, but you clearly are not interested in truth.
    60. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "Just like the Book of Mormon, the Quran fails simple testing."

      That's rich. Major historical facts... Like the dinosaurs?

    61. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Sure. Dinosaurs are mentioned in scripture:

      Job 40:15-24 " Now behold behemoth, which I made along with you; he eats grass like an ox; see, now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the muscles of his belly. He hangs his tail like a cedar; the sinews of his thighs are knit together. His bones are like tubes of bronze; his bones are like bars of iron. He is the first of the ways of God; his Maker brings near his sword. For the mountains yield food for him, and all the beasts of the field play there. He lies under the lotus, in the hiding place of the reed and the marsh. The lotus trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook surround him. Behold, though a flood presses, he does not run away; he feels safe even if Jordan swells up to his mouth. Shall any take him before his eyes, or pierce through his nose with cords?

    62. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      Oh sure, that's them to a T. They just left out a few hundred million years in Genesis for the sake of brevity I suppose.

    63. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      What other animal today has a tail like a cedar tree? Job is the oldest book in the bible (1000's of years old), and it is clear that man co-existed with at least one kind of dinosaur. The author of Job did not have a video camera to prove it, and even he did some would claim that it was computer edited. :-)

      And the bible does not claim that the earth is actually millions or billions of years old. The bible doesn't need the excessive time to cater for evolution, because God created all things in 6 days. Even if the earth was given more time than evolutionist claim, there is no way we could've evolved from non-life! Given infinite time even. Since when has life ever evolved from non-life? No-one can prove that or replicate that, but only pontificate that!

    64. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "What other animal today has a tail like a cedar tree?"

      I don't know of any animal with a tree for a tail. Maybe they were dragons. Or unicorns.

      "Even if the earth was given more time than evolutionist claim, there is no way we could've evolved from non-life!"

      You don't know that. Your God would suffer from the same problem. Which chicken laid his egg?

      "And the bible does not claim that the earth is actually millions or billions of years old."

      Well that's a problem because it certainly seems to be about 4.5 billion years old.

      Won't it be interesting if/when we find signs of life on Mars or somwhere else? We have no idea how much life there is in the universe yet.

    65. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      There is still absolutely zero proof that life evolved from non-life. None whatsoever. You believe that by faith. The fact that we exist doesn't prove that we evolved from non-life. Show some evidence, or try to replicate it.
      Well that's a problem because it certainly seems to be about 4.5 billion years old.
      "Seems". Well, the earth "seems" created to me. The complexity of life is amazing. So many thanks have hints of design. So many things in nature defy the Survival Of The Fittest theory. Such as certain plants and insect supposedly evolving so that they are utterly dependant on each other for survival of their species, rather than evolving to be independant. Endless other examples defy the SOTF theory.

      Tell me, what would an eye do in the early stages of its evolution? You can't really believe that we evolved by a complex and prolonged series of mutations (aka mishaps) in the genetic code? People mostly inherit features from their ancestors. Of all the mutations we see in everyday life, how many are positive? Pretty much all are defects. So how many defects does it take to make an eye, a brain, a central nervous system, consciousness, self-awareness, thought, or a conscience?
      Won't it be interesting if/when we find signs of life on Mars or somwhere else? We have no idea how much life there is in the universe yet.
      "no idea". Exactly. Science doesn't even know anything about the origin of life on this planet, let alone other planets.
    66. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "There is still absolutely zero proof that life evolved from non-life."

      There is nothing in evolution that says it did. I don't understand why Christians make themselves look foolish disputing evolution. Why can't you just assume it as the mechanics of God or whatever? It remains to be seen if the first life came here from elsewhere, if it somehow happened by chance right here, if your god wanted something to play with, or maybe the universe didn't create us but we create it. None of those possibilities exclude evolution from occurring after the initial beginning.

      "Such as certain plants and insect supposedly evolving so that they are utterly dependant on each other for survival of their species, rather than evolving to be independant."

      The thing your missing is seeing what was there before those plants and animals evolved to perform that task. We have no idea what was there previously unless we can find some fossils. One species evolves some new characteristic that allows it to do something far better than the previous, and the previous dies out when the resources disappear.

      "So how many defects does it take to make an eye, a brain, a central nervous system, consciousness, self-awareness, thought, or a conscience?"

      Lots. Look at the diversity we have been able to create in dogs and cats over a relatively short period of time. God didn't do that, we did. You don't think nature can turn a chimp into a human in a lot longer time? You don't think animals have a conscience?

      "Science doesn't even know anything about the origin of life on this planet, let alone other planets."

      Neither do you. Science has some very good theories about it, but all you have is a fantasy world with no hope of any proof. We'll keep on looking and finding, and you'll just have more things to try and dispute. That is if you crazy religious types don't kill us all first.

    67. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      There is nothing in evolution that says it did. I don't understand why Christians make themselves look foolish disputing evolution.
      Not true. Most highschool textbooks that teach evolution, combine it with the big bang, the primordial soup where life first began, and then the idea of common descent. That everything evolved from an organism that somehow sprung up primordial soup. To me that's fairy tale taught as fact. "Disputing evolution" is one of the basic principals of science, and that is questioning and examining. If something is false, then it needs to be questioned. If something is true, then it can stand being questioned. But to object to people questioning it is similar to the Inquisitions (a brush which many people tar all christians with).
      Look at the diversity we have been able to create in dogs and cats over a relatively short period of time.
      Diversity within a species is indeed observable. Christians do not question micro-evolution. Only we question the concept of macro-evolution, one genus evolving to a completely new genus. A horse mating with a donkey, makes a mule right? They are still in the same animal family/type. Whether they could breed a fish or something comletely different outside of their own animal family/type eventually is just speculation.

      The evolution of one genus to another has never been observed!
      You don't think animals have a conscience?
      I see evidence of a conscience of sorts in my own dog. How and when did this evolve?
      Neither do you.
      My point exactly. People should not teach as proven fact in science textbooks what is speculation. Christians cannot teach that there is conclusively no life on other planets.
      Science has some very good theories about it, but all you have is a fantasy world with no hope of any proof.
      Ditto.
      That is if you crazy religious types don't kill us all first.
      Cheap.
    68. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "Not true. Most highschool textbooks that teach evolution, combine it with the big bang, the primordial soup where life first began, and then the idea of common descent."

      Yeah, because they're all related theories. And they're all reasonable. Even the big bang theory doesn't say anything about what space the singularity was in prior to going bang. But science doesn't produce these theories without some observation and experimentation. That is something your book lacks, and why "faith" is so highly regarded. Because it's hard work believing in fairy tales. If you want to prove evolution is false, you need to find some problem with it. We can examine DNA and see the lineage of each species. You'll need to explain that as well. You can't just say it's wrong because it doesn't fit perfectly in your story book, you need reasons.

      "The evolution of one genus to another has never been observed!"

      We have never experienced a massive shift in the environment. We're arguing right now about what happened 2000 years ago, and you're claiming that the whole theory is shot because we haven't been watching for change for tens of thousands of years. We can look at DNA of siblings vs their parents and variation that isn't present in the parents. We have people born with tails, etc. Many things back up evolution, and I believe it mostly because nobody has a better theory. Unless we can clone Jesus, we're screwed with your beliefs.

      "I see evidence of a conscience of sorts in my own dog."

      You're insane then. Maybe that or it just knows you think so little of him that he doesn't care how you feel. My dog knows when I'm sad, he does things to make me happy, he plays to entertain himself. Dogs have been known to sacrifice themselves to save children. Dogs deserve our respect, they are much more noble than us.

      "People should not teach as proven fact in science textbooks what is speculation."

      I have no idea what goes on down south, but here in Canada it is "the theory of evolution", and "big bang theory", and they're very clear about that in school. When I was in elementary school, we said the lords prayer (against my wishes) in the morning. The Jehova's Witness kids were allowed to leave the room, but not us who didn't believe in that nonsense. My experience is exactly the opposite of what you are saying.

    69. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      Yeah, because they're all related theories. And they're all reasonable. Even the big bang theory doesn't say anything about what space the singularity was in prior to going bang. But science doesn't produce these theories without some observation and experimentation. That is something your book lacks, and why "faith" is so highly regarded. Because it's hard work believing in fairy tales. If you want to prove evolution is false, you need to find some problem with it.
      Like I said, it's still just a theory, not proven fact. The burden of proof is on the person who makes that claim that macro-evolution and common descent is true, and not that other way around. A "reasonable" theory is still not proof. You still haven't proved that all life has evolved from a common ancestor, yet you redicule me for not believing your fairy tale! Commonly used words when relating to evolution theory such as "believe" and "best describes" is not proof either, but merely conjecture in the arena of science. Yet, you insult christians for their beliefs, when historical evidence is very strong (yes, people were around 2000+ years ago and recorded what they saw). A bit of the pot calling the kettle black if you ask me. You stick to your religious belief system (i.e. belief in evolution and common descent with no proof) and I'll stick to mine. Thanking you.
    70. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      The burden of proof is on the person who makes that claim that macro-evolution and common descent is true, and not that other way around.

      That's fine, and that is why they are theories. It's of little concern to me if the theory of evolution is proven completely false. It does not make yours any more valid.

      "You still haven't proved that all life has evolved from a common ancestor"

      I never made any attempt to. I don't believe it myself.

      "You stick to your religious belief system (i.e. belief in evolution and common descent with no proof) and I'll stick to mine."

      You have never even asked what my beliefs are.

    71. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      You have never even asked what my beliefs are
      Sorry dude, what are your beliefs then? Perhaps I just have mistakenly presumed from what you've been saying that you were an atheist/agnostic who believes in macro-evolution?
    72. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps I just have mistakenly presumed from what you've been saying that you were an atheist/agnostic who believes in macro-evolution?

      I'm a Buddhist. I do not believe in a god that is separate from us. I don't see any real problems with evolution as a theory either. God and evolution are not mutually exclusive.

    73. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      I'm a Buddhist. I do not believe in a god that is separate from us. I don't see any real problems with evolution as a theory either. God and evolution are not mutually exclusive.
      So do you believe in reincarnation then? And karma?
    74. Re:If the Christian Allegory bugged you... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "So do you believe in reincarnation then? And karma?"

      Sort of. I don't believe that what you think of as "me" will wake up as someone or something else after you die. I think that the whole concept of "me" is a function of our physical bodies, and all of that fades away when we die. I have no evidence that reincarnation is or isn't real though, so I choose to be open to the idea of literal reincarnation, but I assume that death means the thing that thinks it is me will stop being me.

      As far as karma, I think it's fairly obvious that if someone practices being good, it becomes easier to do so and that being good is often rewarding. Acting out of greed, or hatred sets up oppositions in your life which make life difficult, and it becomes difficult to see the beauty of the world.

  82. Re:Jesus=money by joe+155 · · Score: 1

    I fail to see how this is in any way "Christian-bashing" I was just stating what I saw as fact. I am a Christian and evidently i have a different interpretation of the nature of religion than what you do, but it seems harsh to call me stupid. I neither said that I agreed or disagreed with their tactic, nor did I say that having children believe in God is a bad thing, I want my children to, I just think that they should do so because they understand why Jesus and God (if you can separate the two) did what they did, and not because a talking lion told them to.

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    *''I can't believe it's not a hyperlink.''
  83. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to offend, but it's spelled atheist, for G**'s sake.

  84. Counterpoint by camt · · Score: 1

    What if, instead of the industry did not merely "become enamoured with how great they were" and "began to brag about how it all worked", the consumer was so interested in how it all worked that they created a "market" for that type of information - and now the industry can hardly get by selling a DVD without it - because the consumer demands it. Perhaps if they lowered their prices, they could get away with providing only movie content, but that is a different story.

    I am a glutten for behind-the-scenes demystification featurettes. I also have no trouble suspending my disbelief to enjoy a movie. It also pissed me off as a curious "take-things-apart"-minded kid that magicians guarded their secrets so jealously.

    So I see the demystification of movie magic as a value-add. I am still able to enjoy the movies, and yes, I still jump in tense scenes.

    1. Re:Counterpoint by Petersko · · Score: 1

      and now the industry can hardly get by selling a DVD without it - because the consumer demands it

      I don't remember demanding it. Do you? I'm pretty certain you didn't. Neither did any other consumers. People would have continued buying DVD's even if none had ever included a "making of" segment.

    2. Re:Counterpoint by camt · · Score: 1

      I'm talking macro-demand (i.e. there is a demand for it in the market system/economics sense) not micro-demand (e.g. you wrote a letter to a studio demanding that they include special feature X on the DVD).

      I will not pay as much for a DVD with lackluster special features (Pirates of the Caribbean comes to mind) when movies like LOTR set a new Gold Standard for what can be had for $25 (6 hours of extras on a 4 hour movie!).

    3. Re:Counterpoint by Petersko · · Score: 1

      And how did that demand come to be, if not because the studios themselves created it by offering it up in the first place? The market didn't demand it. They were given it over and over, and now it's expected.

    4. Re:Counterpoint by camt · · Score: 1

      Precisely! They were provided over and over again as a value-add. Once one studio did it, the value proposition of other studio's offerings were not as attractive to the market, so it became the de facto standard.

    5. Re:Counterpoint by Petersko · · Score: 1

      Precisely! They were provided over and over again as a value-add.

      That just brings us back to my original thought - that they didn't do us any favours.

    6. Re:Counterpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ?? Don't watch or buy the special features.

      How is it that your watching special features is a failing of the movie industry? It' your own personal failing for (apparently) ruining things for yourself.

      What a limp-wristed complaint. "Oh they've DESTROYED THE MAGIC!!"

  85. From special effects to personal reviews... by tashpool · · Score: 2, Informative

    Funny how this thread turned from discussion of visual effects to everyone's personal take on the movie. This isn't necessarily a bad thing; it proves the movie has something more than usual to it.

    Spoilers follow...I saw the movie Saturday morning and had mixed feelings about the effects. As some people have pointed out, I never really felt excited at the scenery or any of the landscape. There was a lamppost with lots of snow and some mountains with a huge ice castle that we only see two rooms of. Maybe you can't expect to do that much with ice, but overall it never gave a really powerful expression. The same with the spring settings, green grass and some rocks - yay.

    Now the characters looked like they had some more love put into them. All though our fawn friend never has a close up shot from the waist down, the shots done from a distance farther back show great detail and overall great walking motion. The King Lion on the other hand was, well a lion that could speak. The detail of the fur and body motion was top notch, but that was what was expected. The choice of voice was also sub par, no offense to Mr. Neeson, but something deeper and more powerful would have breathed more life into Aslan. From an effects standpoint I would also liked to have Aslan's size increased to showcase more of his stature. The minotaurs were most excellent and almost had me thinking I was watching a live interpretation of WoW.

    Now a quick review - How four youths managed to lead an army against an experienced evil queen is beyond me. Yes, there are kids in Harry Potter who defeat the ultimate evil Voldamort but the circumstances are always in their favor. E.g. Harry getting help to complete the tournament from the imposter Moody and surviving the final battle due to his wand being identical, etc. etc. The overall story of Narnia seemed good and grand, but the two girls are underused in the battle and the final confirmation is all too quick with no real struggle or push of emotions. Overall, it's an average movie that I apprieciated more as a book.

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  86. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    I've been told that this is the same group that created the Lord of the Rings along with Peter Jackson. They seem to have a refreshing habit of respecting the author's work and recognizing that what makes some of these stories great is...well, the original story. They're producing the whole series, right? If so, I'm glad they seem to going in the written order, instead of by the Narnia timeline. Somehow they came out better for me when I read them that way than for my friends who read them from the chronologically-arranged box set.

    I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it downplayed Aslan a little bit, because of the obvious allegory involved and the fact that Disney bankrolled the film.

    I can't wait to go see it.

  87. Re:Jesus=money by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    It's flamebait becuase he said the equivalent of "People have chosen to see the Republican party as pro George Bush." or "People have chosen to see Marx's "Das Kapital" as anti-capitalism". People aren't reading anything into the Narnia movie that was just put there by some ad campaign, after the fact, they are just seeing what's really there all along in the books.
            Also, it's the evangelical branch of Christianity that tends to have some problems with fantasy, as witness the silly fuss about the Harry Potter movies. Narnia is for Episcopalians (Lewis was Anglican, which is essentially what they call Episcopalians on the east side of the Atlantic ocean). Unless you want to lump all those Methodists, Lutherans, and even Roman Catholics in there as evangelicals...
              If anything, the studio is openly taking a risk of a backlash from some fantasy sensitive fundamentalists types that consider Lewis's work non-Christian and even Satanic in disguise. The creators could have soft pedaled the Christian aspects and made Narnia into just another Disney-oid film and probably made just as much money, or more, while avoiding this risk. So he, and you, are accusing people of selling out when the sole evidence available suggests they have deliberately avoided selling out.

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  88. "Man of Science" Definition by eldavojohn · · Score: 0
    I'm a man of science myself, but that has no bearing on my taste in music, interest in history, my relationships with other people, or my faith in God. Science only has bearing on a tiny part of our lives and is wholly incapable of saying anything about the supernatural, by definition. How does being a man of science equate to you not being able to come to terms with the books? It seems to be somewhat of an illogical connection to make.
    Many slashdotters have been quoting this term so perhaps I can clarify myself?

    When I use the term "man of science" I mean that almost everything I do is done scientifically. I guess that's what I thought the term meant. You apply the scientific method to all things possible. I'm very skeptical and I'm very hypercritical of most things (the arts included). I don't want to sound aloof but this is how I run my life. I guess the term "man of science" means many different things to us.

    I would rather identify myself with Liebnitz than Lewis.
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    1. Re:"Man of Science" Definition by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      The scientific method doesn't work with a lot of things. In fact, it's not meant to. Using it for the bulk of your life is more of an abuse of science, than a faithfulness to it.

  89. Re:Jesus=money by Drinian · · Score: 1

    The studio has been unapologetically pushing this movie to evangelical Christians for weeks.

    Apparently Disney spent about the same amount marketing to evangelical Christians as it has many of its other family-oriented movies (which is a comparatively small amount).

  90. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by Drachemorder · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it downplayed Aslan a little bit, because of the obvious allegory involved and the fact that Disney bankrolled the film."

    After thinking about it a bit, I believe they downplayed Aslan more for dramatic effect than to steer away from the Jesus angle. I mean, if you know all along that the lion is pretty much God Almighty, there's not a lot of conflict. God always wins, after all. The movie focuses on the kids, and that makes for more dramatic tension --- how are a bunch of kids going to save the world?

    Oh, and I don't really think "allegory" is the best word to use. In an allegory, characters and events are symbolic of something. It's easy to see Narnia that way, but the crucial difference is that Aslan is not merely a symbol of Jesus --- he actually is Jesus.

    Or so C.S. Lewis said. Of course, C.S. Lewis might have just been trying to explain away the allegory because his good buddy Professor Tolkien hated it ;)

  91. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really don't get it. Is the fear that the Union of Concerned Scientists Youth Group is going to send the kids to the movies, they're all gonna see this and come home babbling in tongues out of toothless mouths, waving a jar of moonshine in one hand and a rattlesnake in the other? Should there be a new ratings code - C for Christian Allegorical Content? Hell, we'd better start running through the museums and libraries now sticking on stickers on most of the Western art produced in the last 2,000 years - and then work on the other stuff, B for Buddhist, I for Islamic, etc. Want to give folks the option of self-segregating for fear of confronting an idea they don't already think all on their own, yes? What, might make them uncomfortable? Naughty, naughty - then let's get rid of all the stuff that'd make anybody uncomfortable. That probably means your stuff, too.

  92. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    I first read the Narnia series when I was 21/22. I borrowed my college roommates copy (he's Jewish, it's his favorite series). I've been raised Catholic. I didn't really notice much symbolism at all in the series. About the most symbolism I saw when reading it was when I read the last book in the series, "The Last Battle". So I'd say that there are two types of people who are going to see all (or at least a lot of) symbolism in the series. Those that are looking for it and those that know a lot about Christianity (yeah, sometimes the same people).

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  93. Cartoon movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone remember the old cartoon movie version?

  94. on the purpose of school by nido · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dear Mr. Coward,

    When my mother was growing up, Kindergarten cost extra. Hers was a poor family, and both parents needed to work. They did the math and found that a caretaker was cheaper than the government's Kindergarten, so that's where my mother spent her 5th year.

    When she got to 1st grade, her parents were surprised to learn from the 1st grade teacher that their daughter already knew how to read. Surprised, because they certainly hadn't taught her.

    What happened? Well - while spending all that time at the caretaker's house, my mother was very bored. So, with a little help from her slightly older sister and the caretaker's kids, she taught herself how to read.

    Some 47 or 48 years later, mom says that she doesn't remember getting much help from her sister or others. Which is what John T. Gatto says: when a child is ready to learn, when the motivation is present, learning to read is extremely easy.

    My mother could read so well, that after she moved to a new school 1/2 way through first grade, she was getting in trouble for reading ahead. Her family moved every year or two when she was growing up, finally finishing with the last three years of highschool in one place.

    Normally, nomadic children don't do so well in school. My mother graduated Valedictorian. She didn't just teach herself how to read while imprisioned at the caretakers - she learned the lesson that if there was anything she wanted to learn, it was her responsibility to teach herself.

    Mom didn't know any better, and sent me to Kindergarten, where I learned the alphabet and short words. First grade brought short sentances, 2nd grade was contractions, etc. Education is for learning how to learn, as you put it. But government schools do not "educate". The school system as it exists today is nothing but a "spoon-feeding" process, designed to strip children of responsibility for learning. If johnny ain't learning, school rhetoric says it's because the teachers aren't good, the buildings suck, the technology is outdated, etc. No one knows to inspire children to learn how to teach themselves what they want to know. It is this way by design, otherwise, who would staff the factories and the fast food businesses, if not for an entire population of dumbed-down worker drones?

    Yes, I can place the blame entirely on the "education" system. I've been through it, and after reading Mr. Gatto's books, I agree that there is little worth salvaging. Check out Underground History of American Education (available for Free on the website given in the GP post), and it's hard to feel any other way.

    Good day. :)

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  95. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But think how much more pointless a film it would be if the guy who was being tortured and suffering wasn't Jesus."

    I think that says something rather sad about the state of
    community empathy and jadedness of today's world. Does everything have to be epic and earth shaking to avoid being "pointless?" Ordinary people facing their world can
    also be very powerful

  96. More behind the scenes stuff.. by marcsiry · · Score: 1

    Moviefone has a pretty robust Narnia section up in their site:

    http://movies.aol.com/movie_exclusive_the_chronicl es_of_narnia

    They have both video and photo galleries with trailers and behind the scenes segments. Sort of like DVD extras style stuff.

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  97. Liam Neeson (Aslan) born 30 miles from C.S. Lewis by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    I wasn't trying to flame, I was just referring to this article:
    http://www.usatoday.com/life/2005-10-20-coming-att ractions_x.htm (2nd posting, scroll down to the lion)

    Liam Neeson plays Aslan the Lion in TLWW. Aslan was seen as a parallel to Jesus in the story.

    Liam says:
    "I feel kind of ashamed," says the actor. "They are such beautiful books. Here I am, a Belfast man. I was born 30 miles from C.S. Lewis." Neeson had to tame his Irish accent for his performance, though. "We Europeanized it, so hopefully it will play all over the world."

    You gotta love Liam, one of the greatest actors of our time IMHO.

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  98. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

    Disney did not "bankroll it". The movie was coproduced by Disney and Walden Media, with Walden providing most of the funding. Walden is owned and headed by Philip Anschutz, an oil magnate fundy who is one of the nation's biggest donors to all sorts of anti-gay and pro-censorship groups, plus over 700,000$ to the Republican party and its candidates and runs half a dozen conservative newspapers (he's currently trying to take over Knight-Ridder). The BBC has referred to him as a "corporate vulture" and in 2000 was branded the "Greediest Man in America" by Fortune magazine for his Enron-style ripoff act at Quest (wherein he took steps to try and get employees to buy stock while he sold 6.1 million shares, based on insider info, right before the company collapsed, making himself 200m$ and leaving employees and investors with stock that went from $64 per share to $1.95; he and Quest eventually got out of trouble by a 4.4m$ settlement).

    That alone is enough to make me not want to see the movie. Of course, the fact that there are two soundtracks for the movie (one Christian Rock, currently the only one that's out) certainly doesn't help. I'm not going to fund scum just because I want to see pretty CG.

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  99. I saw this also. by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1

    There were several shots where it was obvious they fucked up the color process. (For example, when they were standing on the ridge, there was a close-up of the childrens' faces with mountains behind them. They obviously looked out of place.) The color of the river scene kept shifting as well (they couldn't decide if we were dealing with blue, or cyan water it seems).

    Overall, remarkable special effects, but the worst color processing I have ever seen in a modern movie.

    1. Re:I saw this also. by itscolduphere · · Score: 1

      There were several shots where it was obvious they fucked up the color process. (For example, when they were standing on the ridge, there was a close-up of the childrens' faces with mountains behind them. They obviously looked out of place.)

      My wife actually nudged me at that point and said it was the most fake-looking shot she had seen in a long time. Overall the effects weren't bad, but there were a few spots like this where the look didn't match the budget.

  100. This movie made a lot of money so far... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...as did "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire." Could this be the start of the MPAA *finally* realizing that maybe, just *maybe*, film revenue could be at least partially based on making good movies (or at least what many people perceive to be good movies)? Might there be some realization that piracy isn't the only (or even greatest) factor in declining movie revenues?

    Ah well, maybe there will be world peace too, someday...

  101. Re:Jesus=money by droolfool · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, my response was harsh, I didn't really intend to call you stupid. What I really meant that the "I hate to see anything that even mentions Christianity because I'm cool and I like to bash Christians" attitude is stupid. Some people portrait me as a "xtreme-right-wing-Christian" because of that, but they don't understand that I never make anyone agree with me, and I certainly don't think I'm better than anyone else just because I'm a Christian. Yes, sometimes I'm a bit harsh, but I target opinions, not people. It's just that some people have a childish attitude towards religion.

  102. Re: lewis' actual desired order by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    the first was considered not hot enough to draw in series readership, and so the original publisher changed the order

    No. The Lion... was written in 1950. The Magician's Nephew was not written until 1955.

    Prequels are fine, but series should read in the order of creation. A pox on authors who would engage in revisionist histories. (That means you too, Lucas!)

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  103. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Kelson · · Score: 1

    Original desired order? I assume you mean with The Magician's Nephew first. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was the first book written, though, and by necessity written as an introduction to the world. It's in many ways a first contact story, while The Magician's Nephew is an origin story.

    I personally refer the publication order, at least as far as starting with LWW, over chronological order, but I know other people disagree. I don't think it's as critical as some series, which really do work much better in publication order rather than chronological order. I do think it's better to start with "Here's Narnia," and then move on to "Here's where Narnia came from."

  104. Only for the jaded by Mitaphane · · Score: 1

    +5 Insightful? Please...

    I can understand your lament for the disapppearance of movie magic. It's called growing up and becoming jaded. I'm sure there are many young kids out there who Narnia this weekend and were amazed by what they saw because, in part, they know nothing about blue screen, CG workstations, 3D modeling, or any of that stuff. But there's also more to a movie than it's special effects. There's the characters, the story, and for this movie, the adventure into a new world. Part of the magic is conveying things in film that couldn't been seen in real life. But there's another part; It's the creation of a world full of characters, events, and drama that makes you step out of your boring day-to-day life and into this world for 2 hours. That's movie magic.

    It might of been easier when you were young; When you don't have much knowledge about the world, even seeing the most generic of special effects and contrived stories will make you feel like you're on adventure that makes you forget all that you know. But just because you're older, wiser, and more knowledged doesn't mean that movie magic is gone. You just have to find things that are new and different to you. Try to expand your movie horizons. And after trying, if you still can't recapture that magic after even with all the various movies that are out there right now, then I suggest you take a fancy to another art form.

  105. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by th3space · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think they call this magical literary device the Third Person Omniscient Perspective. It is a wonderful way for the author to relate information that would otherwise be unavailable if the story were to be told in any other perspective...in other words, rather than being limited to a first person view (single character perspective, can only internalize ones own thoughts and relies on five senses to understand everything else that is going on) or third person objective (unseen/uninvolved narrator, but limited to the five senses), you get to know everything. Though it may be a dated concept (as are the other devices), it is historically a very reliable device for fantasy/sci-fi stories.*

    * - trying to be helpful here, not a jerk.

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  106. Sr. Production Services Techs at SPI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to give shout outs to all the PSTs at SPI and also,Happy birthday to Frozone. Skynet gravy!!

    1. Re:Sr. Production Services Techs at SPI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I only book vracks.

    2. Re:Sr. Production Services Techs at SPI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, can I borrow some procs for a fuckin' mkvid?

  107. CS Lewis speaks: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the movie, though, Aslan's sacrifice differs from that of Jesus in several important ways.
    [...]
    Anyway, I can't name any other religion off the top of my head which has the divine sacrifice story, but that doesn't mean the most sensible way to take Narnia is as a Christian parable.


    Except Lewis himself said that the Narnia books were Christian parables, just not in the literal one-to-one mapping you seem to be insisting upon:

    "I did not say to myself 'Let us represent Jesus as He really is in our world by a Lion in Narnia'; I said 'Let us suppose that there were a land like Narnia and that the Son of God, as he became a Man in our world, became a Lion there, and then imagine what would happen'."
    1. Re:CS Lewis speaks: by timster · · Score: 1

      Lewis may be an authority on his intentions, but not on what he actually produced. My point is that the story (specifically in this movie version) is not really all so much like the story of Jesus. Maybe it's because Jesus being a *man* is such a crucial part of the meaning of the story.

      In any case, you have to realize that this discussion started with someone saying that they didn't like Narnia anymore because of the Christian allegory. I basically don't feel that the allegory was successful enough to be an appropriate focus for the viewer's attention.

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    2. Re:CS Lewis speaks: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I said, it wasn't a one-to-one mapping of Christianity onto Narnia, but its analogies to Christianity were obvious as all hell, and had many of the same traits that turn people off of Christianity.

  108. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Confuzzled · · Score: 1

    You're missing an important point. Sure the re-order makes more sense chronologically, but the order in which the characters are introduced is very important.

    If you read it in the original order (The Lion... etc. first). Then throughout the whole book there's this sense of wonder when they talk about Aslan. In fact, during the whole beginning of the book there's a built up anticipation for this character.

    If you read it in the "new" order, then you already know everything about Aslan.

    It really makes sense from a story-telling perspective to read it as it was originally published. As there are a lot of assumptions made in this order to further the story.

    My 2 cents.

    -c

  109. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by SQLz · · Score: 1

    Its too bad C.S. Lewis himself wrote a paper on the fact the movie has nothing to do with jesus. I think the movie has some good lessons for kids though.

  110. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    >I never saw The Passion, and I don't think it's a great idea for a movie, and so forth. But think how much more pointless a film it would be if the guy who was being tortured and suffering wasn't Jesus.

    For me -- and I also didn't see the movie -- one of the ideas the furor over the movie brought up, was that Jesus was just another guy, and the Romans were doing this to thousands of people a year for hundreds of years. What he went through wasn't special, it wasn't unusual, it was the way that maybe a million people died. It's a pretty horrible thought, and in my mind changes the underlying message. They focussed, from what I can tell, entirely on the pain and sadism, but that wasn't unique. The part that mattered, the only thing that's relevant, if you're a Christian, is that he chose to undergo something truly horrible, for an ideal. All the rest of it was routine behavior for that point in time.

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  111. Age is not the Issue by Petersko · · Score: 1

    Lots of replies here suggest that I've simply outgrown the wonder. In 1993 I was 23, and working in a tech centre. I bought my first personal computer ten years before that.

    And perhaps I wasn't clear, but the wonder still exists in other ways in movies. My complaint is specifically to do with the special effects. I get suspension of disbelief all the time - but only through acting. I can believe a credible actor is experiencing the situation.

    I'm only saying the wonder is gone from the realization of the worlds around the actors. I don't feel any wonder when I see a place or a creature that simply doesn't exist on earth. It's par for the course, and I know how they did it.

    I felt a glimpse of it with the war elephants in Return of the King. Of course Legolas sliding down the trunk pulled me right back out...

  112. Oh, no, we're with you. by thepotoo · · Score: 1

    Everyone here just hit the torrents. I personally, don't really plan to see the movie.

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  113. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by punglenjeh · · Score: 1

    Actually, there is an article on CNN that clearly states that Andrew Adamson attempted to downplay the spiritual aspects of the movie. I think for the people that are discussin the religious or Christian undertones of the book or the movie is sort of pointless. I think people have to understand for this movie, or even LoTR, that the original authors, CS Lewis and Tolkien are deeply religious men. They were both Christians and they were also friends. I would think it an insult to the both of them to be ripping apart the intention of their works. Personally, I do believe that there are Christian undertones to both of their works. However, I do not believe that they placed them in their stories as some sort of plan to "convert the world." I believe that it is their because their lives as a Christian and their belief in Jesus Christ has effected them so deeply, that it would be impossible for them to write anything that did not mention or have a tone of what Christianity has done for them. I mean, CS Lewis is known as one of the most brilliant Christian writers of the century. Would you expect anything from him that did not have to do with Christianity?

  114. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by barawn · · Score: 1

    You mean, other than the fact that Lewis actually said that Nephew coming first is the order they're supposed to be read?

  115. Viral Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much does it cost to get a story like this in Slashdot? Enquiring minds want to know.

    Narnia's special FX are not unique in any way; even from the previews you can see they're cheesy and unrealistic.

  116. Aslan angry! Aslan smash! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
    I would also liked to have Aslan's size increased to showcase more of his stature.

    Just make him really angry.

    1. Re:Aslan angry! Aslan smash! by tashpool · · Score: 1
      Just make him really angry.

      And green? heh

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  117. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by irenaeous · · Score: 1
    After thinking about it a bit, I believe they downplayed Aslan more for dramatic effect than to steer away from the Jesus angle. I mean, if you know all along that the lion is pretty much God Almighty, there's not a lot of conflict.

    I saw the movie on Saturday. It was better than I expected because the movie version did succeed in conveying some level of conflict and feeling that I found a bit lacking in the books for exactly the reason you mention.

    Curiously, the director and actors downplay the Christian connection a bit. See Narnia Christian link played down. But it is obviously there because the movie is very faithful to the book.

    So, I guess I was pleasantly surprised and not disappointed because I did not have the same kind of expectation that I did for similar works like the The Lord of the Rings. If LOTR was a ten, then this was a nine. Still very good.

  118. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by iabervon · · Score: 1

    The books don't really have a Christian message at all, any more than they have an English-speaking message. They weren't written to convert or influence non-Christians, who were a largely-ignored minority (as readers of books in English) at the time. They were meant to teach morality to Christians. The audience is supposed to recognize the references to Christian stories from their upbringing, and take this as support of the actual message, which is that religion isn't nearly so important as morality. It'll be interesting to see if the movies actually get as far as the end of the series, which is an explicit tract against fundamentalism.

  119. Re:Jesus=money by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    There are Christian or at least judeo-christian messages in it. The author would confirm it for you, he was made fun of for it.

    Unless they made the movie into a sunday evangelists day in the woods, it's just supposed to be a pleasant fairy tale about a far away land with a very wise (omnipotent) lion and some well intentioned but often foolish children (and later: foolish natives). Otherwise it's talking animals and swords/sorcery with some adventure thrown in. It's entertaining for kids, I'm not sure it'd hold an adults attention.

    Except for the hints of relgious morality thrown in there, how is making money on this wrong?

  120. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Maybe people should see the movie and decide for themselves or ask a friend they trust to see in and let them know if it's worth it instead of listening to someone so obviously biased as you are.

    Alternatively, they could read the book and then decide whether or not to see it based on how the story plays out.

    You may be too blinded by hate to see that you are every bit as bad as what you claim this guy to be.

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  121. MOD PARENT UP! :) by nido · · Score: 1

    I kind of disagree with your conclusion that the answer is turning the books into film,

    It was said in jest. :)

    Thank you for the link to Mr. Gatto's interview - I look forward to watching them. Hopefully someone will throw some mod-points your way, to get some much needed attention on this vital issue!

    Quote from the first video: "... 300 such [elite-private] schools ... produce a substantial chunk of our national leadership. I don't think there are many people aware of the fact that in the 2000 presidential election, 4 of the 6 finalists for the presidency went to one or another of these schools... These schools only graduate about a thousand kids a year."

    Effective schools for children of the elite, government schools for the masses. To arms!

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  122. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by Rei · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You may be too blinded by hate to see that you are every bit as bad as what you claim this guy to be.

    True, true. Back when *I* swindled my hard working employees out of millions of dollars, I also taunted them afterwards.

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  123. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't vote for kings!

    1. Re:What? by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the Polish.

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  124. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Council · · Score: 1

    My bad.

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  125. Re:No thanks. by SQLz · · Score: 1

    Best rebuttel I've read in awhile. He probably has not clue what your talking about either.

  126. Narnia: good. LOTR: pagan? by Tungbo · · Score: 1

    Don't know if you folks remembers, when the LOTR books and movies came out, some people complained that it encouraged believes in magic and pagan religions. So are these people complaining about Narnia now? Or are they pushing it in their churches?

    The double standard betrays a notable lack of imagination.
    Tolkien was a religious man too...

  127. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Council · · Score: 1

    Sure, you could conceivably make a moving movie about some accountant from Denver being whipped to death for three bloody hours. But I find it hard to imagine it working. My point is that people found meaning in The Passion because it was about Jesus dying for them and for his and their belief. If you take that away it becomes a bondage flick. Which, of course, can be good and meaningful, but not in the same way.

    Similarly, Narnia becomes yet another fantasy battle movie. Could be good, but it wouldn't be for the same reason as the original.

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  128. Re:? Making stuff up? by irenaeous · · Score: 1

    One point regarding all the positive reviews. A lot of big evangelical churches are treating this movie much like The Passion of the Christ was treated -- i.e. go see the movie a lot and promote it as much as you can as part of an evangelistic campaign. For this reason, I suspect that there have been many positive reviews put up by people who otherwise would never post -- all with a positive bias.

    I would not reject the movie for these reasons -- I saw it and liked it a lot. But skepticism regarding many of the glowing reviews is warranted.

  129. Indeed. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Maybe we just don't see anything just or right about sacrificing the innocent to save the guilty.

    Heck, by the accounts I've studied, Christ certainly wasn't that dumb. The whole, 'dying on the cross' thing was most likely a fabrication created by the Powers That Were at the time to con the masses into being more easily enslaved and abused. "Turn that other cheek, Christian Dog! There's a beautiful afterlife waiting for you, but only if you shovel my shit with grace. --Oh, and if you fail to love those who hate you, God will dump you in a lake of fire for all eternity."

    Con job, all the way. A rancid, albeit clever, twist on a good man's work.

    And C.S. Lewis fell for it. He was a weak and frightened man; Watch 'Shadowlands' to get an idea of just how lost he was. It took an American woman to crack his shell and teach him a little about love and intimacy. Too bad it happened after the Narnia books were written. . .


    -FL

    1. Re:Indeed. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh, and if you fail to love those who hate you, God will dump you in a lake of fire for all eternity."

      Perhaps you should study Christian doctrine a bit more. Salvation is not dependent on your good works nor damnation on your failings. The basic concept is that man is basically "bad" (unlike many people, who think people are basically "good"), and no amount of good works could possibly hope to make up for it, thus the need for salvation by different means. This certainly passes the test of real human experience.

    2. Re:Indeed. . . by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      You do realise, don't you, that there was no dispute about Christ's death on the cross? Christians, uninterested non-Christians and hostile non-Christians, powerful or otherwise, all agreed that he had died on the cross. The point of dispute was whether he had risen from the dead. But the people with the most interest in disproving it couldn't, because there was no longer a body in the tomb they had been guarding.

      What accounts have you studied that lead you to believe otherwise?

  130. Movies are Different than Books by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Movies are different than books. Always have been -- always will be.

    First of all, good movies are Show, not tell. Easy to say. Often hard to realize onto the screen. This is why everybody isn't a screenwriter or director.

    Secondly, movies are single-threaded, books often aren't. A movie finds the main story and presents it from beginning to end. It can't be telling five different tales in parallel that will eventually intertwine into a Gorgon's knot at the end. You'll lose the audience, and don't have enough time to fully present more than one tale well anyway.

    Lastly, people who loved the book will always find at least one of their favorite scenes or characters left out of the movie. Count on it. There's just not enough time. The screenwriter may have written it in, and the director shot it, but the editor left it on the cutting room floor when the movie ran 15 minutes over budget and they had to make some hard choices.

    Don't believe me? Go try making your own movie sometime from a book you loved.

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    1. Re:Movies are Different than Books by real_smiff · · Score: 1

      yes agreed adaptation is hard but about your 2nd point.. movies like (/me looks at collection) Magnolia, Amorres Perros or even Pulp Fiction manage to tell several related stories at once. Okay, they are not books, but could work as books. The problem i have with movies like the one being discussed is precisely that they set the audience (intellectual) expectations too low... which makes them BORING - I love movies that make the audience work out the plots and need repeat viewings. (note, I have not seen this one yet). So yeah, i think you generalised a bit too much that's all.

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  131. My daughter panned "The Last Battle" by ianscot · · Score: 1
    If you have doubts, reread The Last Battle, in which we get the Narnian version of Judgment Day, complete with Antichrist figure.

    Oh yes, it's ever so plain by then. And my daughter, a few years back, detested that last book, for reasons that had to do with that unsubtle religious allegory. She didn't recognize the connection -- I'm not much of a backer of the 19th-century ideas about revelations that we accept as the standard take among literalists nowadays, and would never have pushed that self-aggrandizing dreck on my young kids. She just thought the whole method of ending the Narnian world felt like the cheapest and least satisfying of all possible Deus Ex Machina devices...

    Which does, to my mind, say something about the essentially puerile and vindictive world view of those who do thrill to the supposedly "literal" interpretation of Revelations. A nine-year-old thought it was cheap and senseless. She thought Lewis had just gotten tired and wanted to kill the series off, actually, and that he'd done a hack job of it. ;-)

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    1. Re:My daughter panned "The Last Battle" by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      I detested The Last Battle too at that time of my life, for many of the same reasons as your daughter. I wanted more Narnia stories, and here they were, ended. But now that I'm older, I actually like it quite a bit. There's the anti-Aslan Shift and his dupes and puppets, just as there will someday be an Antichrist and his dupes and puppets. There are the people acquiescing in great evil (e.g. the murder of the dryads and the enslavement of the Talking Beasts) because they think it's Aslan's will and are too foolish to see that it couldn't be, just as there will be those who think they are doing God's Will when they do evil. There are the dwarves who fight both the Calormenes and their king, doing the Calormene's work, just as their will be those who turn their backs on both good and evil and thus achieve evil's ends. And in the end the world ends and the good receive their reward, just as someday our world will end and the good will receive their reward. There's even a bit which illustrates salvation for the 'good heathen,' the young Calormene soldier who had led a good life despite worshipping the evil Tash. And it illustrates a point of view a hold to, that Hell is not so much a place one is sent as a place one makes: the dwarves who are paradise but think they are in the stable-muck set me to thinking of folks who are in Heaven but hate it because they hate goodness, and thus make a Hell for themselves.

      The problem with the story is that it's really not written for children, unlike the rest of them; it's the sort of thing one appreciates when older and more intellectual. The real pity is that there weren't more stories like The Horse and His Boy and The Silver Chair, which were good escapist fantasy for kids.

    2. Re:My daughter panned "The Last Battle" by ianscot · · Score: 1
      I wanted more Narnia stories, and here they were, ended. But now that I'm older, I actually like it quite a bit.

      Ending the stories is one thing, and Cella would have been okay with that. Ending them with an incredibly lame "They'd all died in a train accident, it was all a dream" analog to Revelations was, well, incredibly unsatisfying and frustrating for her.

      There are the people acquiescing in great evil... because they think it's Aslan's will and are too foolish to see that it couldn't be ...(J)ust as there will be those who think they are doing God's Will when they do evil.

      You know, actually the book does sound like it has something to say about exactly the sorts of literalist Fundamentalists who are now so excited to attend the Narnia movie. But then, they don't seem to have "gotten" the one about the Pharisees in the Bible itself, so maybe there's no hope.

      As literature, though, I pretty well trust my daughter's reaction.

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  132. too bad, in this case by maxpublic · · Score: 1

    In this case sticking so closely to the book wasn't such a good thing. Far too much christianity for a non-christian to swallow, especially with respect to Aslan's actions. I'd rather they had dumped the obvious parallels and put it entirely in the realm of fantasy, with no connection to religion in this world whatsoever. Instead I was treated to unusually poor special effects, wooden acting by most of the kids, and two hours of religious propaganda cloaked as a children's tale. The whole thing left a sour taste in my mouth.

    Max

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    1. Re:too bad, in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you read the book? And you were expecting fantasy devoid of Christian teaching? That's just silly.

    2. Re:too bad, in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Far too much christianity for a non-christian to swallow,

      Yes, because the bible is full of talking animals and witches. I also disliked the reference to Jesus and his army attacking the Romans.

      You need to take the red pill.

    3. Re:too bad, in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be joking.

      From your suggestions, "Raiders of the Lost Ark" would be better without Indiana Jones. Or perhaps we should remove Gandalf and the One Ring. And those Jedi and "The Force" is a disgrace to a whole series of movies.

      C.S.Lewis described his stories of Narnia as an allegory to describe Christianity. Since you suggest removing the main point of the movie, I can only conclude that you're either an idiot or a bigot.

  133. Or better yet... by UncleRage · · Score: 1

    ...try watching movies that don't spend 90-120 minutes tricking you into thinking you are getting substance over form. Hell, there are plenty of actual films out there that can easily whisk you away. Unfortunately, there are far more movies that are ready to hand you a bunch of CG and expect you to be entertained.

    Want substance? Find substantial films. Want to feel cheated by expensive CG? Watch a Hollywood movie.

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  134. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by HardCase · · Score: 1

    Actually, Lewis wrote that The Chronicles of Narnia were not allegorical, in the sense that there was not a one-for-one representation of biblical characters with characters in the books. This is the same sense that Tolkien used when he said that Lord of the Rings was not allegorical to the events of the early to mid 20th century.

    The stories are fables or parables. They have parallels with the situations that many people want to associate them with, and intentionally so. But they are not simply a retelling of those situations - they are variations on a theme and, as such, can be connected with many other variations on the theme of good versus evil.

    Sure, you can see Aslan as Jesus and Edmund as the humanity Jesus redeemed. You can see the White Witch as the Serpent. Maybe that's not what Lewis was attempting to do, but the beauty of a morality story is that the reader or viewer can make whatever interpretation of that story they wish. So, if Aslan represents Jesus' death and resurrection to some, that's OK, regardless of what Lewis intended. But there's more of a story there than just that, particularly as the rest of the novels unfold.

    -h-

  135. Mere Randianity by Loundry · · Score: 1

    I will say that I enjoy reading Ayn Rand's books for instance, but I do not agree with all of her philosophical rantings and beliefs. I read books as stories.

    I guess I feel sad reading that. I dislike Ayn Rand's storytelling. I particularly dislike her awkward way of writing love stories (which all come out sounding like rape fantasies). Her philosophy, on the other hand, is something that I really admire.

    And hither cometh the hate posts...

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  136. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Moofie · · Score: 0

    "loved them. I reread them later, understood, and felt betrayed."

    How can you be betrayed by a static text? The book didn't change...only your interpretation. Why did you give your trust to a piece of paper in the first place?

    "If Aslan isn't God, and the White Witch is just some woman who wants to rule this place, the story becomes a cheesy special-effects battle movie"

    Says you. You might be stunned to note that Christianity does not have a global monopoly on moral behavior.

    You're projecting your beliefs onto the movie. That's fine, but don't try to tell me that I have to do the same thing in order to enjoy the story.

    For the record, I am a practicing Christian. You say you're not, so I'm confused as to why you're espousing these beliefs.

    "I never saw The Passion, and I don't think it's a great idea for a movie, and so forth. But think how much more pointless a film it would be if the guy who was being tortured and suffering wasn't Jesus."

    Mel Gibson did that one too. It was called Braveheart. Maybe it's your assertion that anybody who has bad stuff happen to them in a movie must be a stand-in for Christ.

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  137. Silly by alandd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't be silly. Shortly after Star Wars came out there were 1 and 2 hour TV specials on how the movies were made and how the special effects were done. Heck, there were news reels on how Disney was able to make color animation and how the voices were done. The movie industry has ALWAYS documented and shown the public how the magic is done.

    I suggest you don't know how to suspend disbelief anymore. Or refuse to do so. Or are jaded by the current lousy movies that try to make up for their failings with great special effects.

    If the movie is well written, well acted and has great effects, knowing how it was made just increases my respect and wonder at the process.

  138. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by magnumquest · · Score: 1

    Well said. However, I'm not a christian but just going through a few posts on Slashdot.com (even some of those in the tech section), I realise how much hatred there is amongst people against any thing that 'remotely' has a religeous theme to it. If we're soo afraid of 'media' imagery and 'hidden' messages in telivision programming, where do you think we get these ideas from anyways?. I bet most people who had seen The chronicles of Narnia and read the books liked the movie to some level without thinking 'damn thts another one of those religeous ones' (like the Passion). However if you just do a simple internet search on The Chronicles of Narnia review and read 'Christian allegory in the Chronicles of Narnia', you'd be like 'hey that is right, maybe I should hate this movie'. Thats silly A Good movie is a good movie regardless of the theme. Passion of the christ was well choreographed, well directed, the camera the music the dialogues everything was well thought of. The Kingdom of Heaven, was a major leap 'off' true history, that 'some wierd guy' who saved 'jerusalem' didn't even have any faith at a time when the world was divided into major religeons in battle - clearly shows how modern movie-goers hate to see a 'religeous' saviour. For that very purpose to appeal to critics like the ones who said 'Narnia is bad because of Religeous themes', the movie makers of Kingdom of Heaven changed history (or for those who don't like the words 'changed'.. they re-told a severely skewed version of it)?. How awsome is that?

  139. Re:Jesus=money by relentless1914 · · Score: 1

    >>Yes, sometimes I'm a bit harsh, but I target opinions, not people. It's just that some people have a childish attitude towards religion.

    Not only do people have a childish attitudes towards faith, but many today identify themselves with their ideas, (in other words, if you dislike my ideas, you dislike me), and marginalize themselves in doing so..... but of course because we're Christians we wind up being accused of excluding them.

  140. Re:? Making stuff up? by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


    And, much like the Passion of the Christ, it shows glaring the massive double standard being applied. Violence, blood, and gore are bad and will scar and ruin our children... except for when it's an accurate reproduction of a Bible story. Magic, magical creatures, and fantasy worlds are evil and the devil trying to corrupt the children, unless it an accurate reproduction of a beloved Christian author's work.

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  141. Re:Jesus=money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except for the hints of relgious morality thrown in there, how is making money on this wrong?

    Um, the original poster cannot make money from this movie? Oh, was that question retorical?

  142. Uneven effects - yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't agree about the narrative but I agree the effects were uneven. No offense to Sony (or ILM or WETA) but they should have let Rhythm and Hues do the entire show. They are the masters of talking animals going back to Babe and their work on Aslan- especially the FUR- was unbelievable.

  143. Watch the BBC version before you see it by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    I would recommend watching the BBC version complete with animatronic Aslan, actors in wolf and beaver costumes and cartoon animated griffins, unicorns and monsters before going to see this movie. It will make you much less critical of the special fx.

    As for the poor reviews. Well, the only comment I can make was that at the end of the film the audience I was with cheered and gave thunderous applause. Something I rarely see happen in a movie. I think the last time was with Lord of the Rings.

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  144. Orbital. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Huh. I thought "it's the girl from Orbital's video for 'The Box', the one with the funny hat and the live-action stop-motion animation".

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  145. Pet peeve by brontus3927 · · Score: 1

    Why do so few movie previews anymore tell you anything about the story? Just eye candy and a humorus scene. Based on tv commercials for this and for Aeon Flux, I had no intention of watching either of them, but after reading the slashdot reviews, I'm at least interested and, at the very least, rent the DVD when it comes out. If I get the opportunity, I probably will go see this in the theater.

  146. Betrayal? by tnk1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure why people would feel "betrayed" by the Narnia series due to discovering the Christian allegory. I can understand no longer getting any enjoyment out of it, when they consider that the philosophy of the book may counter their own developed ideas, but betrayal seems to indicate that the books portray themselves as something they are not.

    The question is: what were they tricked into? Christianity or admitting that Christian influence isn't going to turn every story into a laughable, droning pseudo-sermon.

    There are thousands and thousands of stories that have that have some religious significance or are religious allegory in some way, shape, or form. People have mentioned this series as well as Orson Card's Mormon related stories and you could probably find books indexing of poems, novels, songs and other things that fit the bill as well. How do those betray anyone? Reading Ender's Game or even Homecoming didn't turn me into a Mormon, even though I found some enjoyment reading them. There are tons of other stories that contain Hindu, Buddhist, or pagan allegories in them, which I equally disbelieve, but consider great fun to read. Did you have to believe in the Greek gods to enjoy reading Greek myths? If you regard Christianity as a myth, can't you enjoy the characters and storylines as entertaining myth? Even though the Greek gods were some of the most hypocritical of characters (which mirror's some peoples' impressions of Christianity's workings), the stories can be great roaring fun. The Bible itself, as long as you read a version not written in Jacobean English, is full of interesting characters doing interesting things. So why would Lewis' work be any different? Is it the story's fault or your preference? And if it is your preference, then how can there be betrayal?

    Sometimes, a story is just a story, and there's nothing wrong with something different than your own views from making you happy. Nothing I can say will change these negative feelings of people perhaps, but basically, it's the Santa Claus syndrome. You believe in Santa and have fun as a kid. And then when you discover the truth, you have the choice of remembering the fun, or deciding to feel that you were lied to and resent it. I've never known any good to come from resentment, particularly for something that gave me joy, so I don't see why resenting these stories makes any sense.

  147. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by timster · · Score: 1

    Of course, Anschutz owns a lot of stuff; avoiding films that he's behind might turn out to be a little silly if you end up unwittingly going to one of his theatres anyway, as he owns most of Regal.

    I'm interested, though, in the moral question of how much my feelings about a business owner should determine my choices. Living in Texas as I do, I'm surrounded by Republicans beyond the little enclave of liberalism I call home. So when I go to a restaurant, it's likely owned by someone who has political views that I abhor. Then again, the food is likely cooked by an immigrant who needs the money to provide for their family.

    I mostly feel like the country is better served by less emphasis on polarization. In the realm of politics, I'll certainly denounce (and vote against) people with views like those of Anschutz. In real life, though, I assume that everyone is inherently good (if misguided) and I judge them by their actions. So if the food is good, the service polite, the price reasonable, I'll eat at the establishment of a Neo-Nazi -- provided that they don't turn their views into an abhorrent action like refusing service to someone, or shooting up Arabs for fun. As you mentioned, though, Anschutz has stolen quite a lot of money, so I'll admit that you have a point.

    As for Narnia itself: if it's CG you're after, just watch LOTR again. The lion is not nearly as impressive as Gollum.

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  148. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With that, the director's cut will have Edmund standing in front of the White Witch for five minutes as thought bubbles pop up on the screen.

  149. Re:? Making stuff up? by realityfighter · · Score: 1

    And yet the story didn't come across as evangelical to me...at least not as compared to a lot of other movies, like the fetid pile of dogma known as Bruce Almighty. (Heck, the movie equates God to narrative expectancy, which is a few dozens of stories higher on the intellectual ladder than most evangelical drivel.)

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  150. Lewis VS. Freud by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    I've never read the books but they were written be exactly that: a Christian story, about Christ. Lewis was no "fundamentalist" by any means however.

    You mention Tolkien and Lewis being contemporaries of each other, but what I find more interesting is the relationship and debate that Lewis and Freud had:

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/questionofgod/
    http://www.leaderu.com/real/ri9801/nicholi.html

    It was weird to see their two viewpoints because I honestly sided with both at different times. I'm not a Christian, but a follower of Judaism, so it was easy to side with Lewis at times and even easier to side with Freud. Combined, their insights actually make a nice, complete worldview. You've just got to take what you believe and leave the rest.

  151. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by anagama · · Score: 0, Troll
    The special effects were awesome
    Awesome? I would describe them as severely dissapointing. The story itself is a simplistic one -- I went for what I hoped would be awesome effects. What I saw was some animated characters that were well done, and some that were wrong. But what really ruined it for me were those scenes that perfectly mimicked 1950s wizardry, you know, close up on the actor in front of a background that is 100% obviously fake -- like when people don't look at the road when driving and the passing scenerey is obviously just a projection.

    Do yourself a favor: watch the previews (the previews ARE awesome) but skip the movie ... you just saw the good stuff.
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  152. I saw the Passion! by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    And let me tell you, the guy being tortured for three hours wasn't Christ...

    (it was me... and I don't mean that in any hidden, allegorical sense either)

  153. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by Rei · · Score: 1

    Quite true - it's easy to end up financially supporting those that you strongly disagree with. Just because that's the case, however, should one deliberately choose to spend money in a place where they know it's going to people and causes that they disagree with?

    I try to avoid Wal-Mart, for example, because I don't like their business practices. At the same time, however, it's not like I don't spend money; I still do. It just usually goes elsewhere. Not all businesses are bad, and even if there is an industry wherein there are no "good" options, there usually are "less bad" options. Sure, if you don't buy from a Wal-Mart, it will reduce the number of minimum wage poorly/not insured sexually discriminated against workers that they can employ. But if you instead spend money at, say, a CostCo, you're funding a company who does just the opposite.

    Basically, there's nobody holding a gun to your head and saying that you have to support support someone who rips off their employees and investors to make hundreds of millions which they use to support causes that you strongly disagree with. And so I choose not to. Sure, I probably accidentally support such people many times per day, and sometimes don't have a choice. But when I know, and when I have a choice, I try to make the "moral" choice with where to spend my money.

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  154. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1

    I don't think they were going for 100% realism.
    They seemed to want a big contrast between the winter and spring. I thought it held up to what I imagined reading the book.

    I did think they spent too little time on some of the bigger scenes, like the kids running over the snow colored land bridge. That sort of thing was seemed a lot better on Lord of the Rings like when the signal fires were lit on the mountains.

    Do yourself a favor: watch the previews (the previews ARE awesome) but skip the movie ... you just saw the good stuff.

    I actually didn't think the previews did the movie justice.

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  155. And remember boys and girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the money you pay for the movie goes to fund the lobbying that is about to make opensource illegal in france. So please do get excited about the special effects

  156. There is nothing like by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    ...a good boycott.

    But as others mentioned: You need to boycott Sony/BMG, not Sony at large. It would be hard to boycott everything that puts money in Sony's pockets because they have their hands in everything.

    Own any CD's? CD-R's, RW's? CD players?

    DVD anything?

    Get real. It would be like boycotting Magnavox, you support them when you buy the XBox.

  157. Re:Mindblowing stupidity by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 3, Funny

    The bottom line, the internet wouldn't exist had it not been for Christ's humble teachings 2,000 years ago.

    In your face, Al Gore!

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  158. The future of special effects by heroine · · Score: 1

    The special effects process seems to have become so automated since 1997, there hasn't been much enlightenment to be gleamed from these behind the scenes stories. The process for every movie is now virtually the same: motion capture the actors and the green screen sets, make models in Maya, match move the models, and composite. The only differences are now in the number of modellers they hire, the number of polygons they can model, and the number of computers but the work is the same.

    There's now more fascination to be found in the lives the 3D modellers have during the production than the actual production.

  159. Re:No thanks. by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

    I agree with EVERY criticism you mention, and I'm glad that I'm not the only one who didn't like it.

    I havn't read the books, but my fiancee has. We both hated it. Had either of us known that the other thought it sucked, we'd have walked out some time around the middle. The dialogue was awful (she says that it was much better in the book, and that they changed a bunch of lines for no apparent reason, unless they were TRYING to make it crappy), the characters were all either:

    a) unlikeable (I.E. *all* of the kids. Again, she says that they changed them a bunch, and that Peter wasn't a total wuss in the book, and that the older of the two girls wasn't a complete bitch), or
    b) boring, uninteresting, and woefully underdeveloped (Aslan, pretty much everyone else)

    and, to top it off, the CG was just OK. Not horrible, I guess, but just bad enough and oft-used enough to be distracting. Oh, and there was the obviously-plastic armor they had the kids in near the end. I had a hard time not laughing every time I saw the younger boy in those oversized, halloween-surplus plastic pauldrons. Heh. For that matter, their fighting ability was so good as to shatter suspension of disbelief, as there was no explanation like "their weapons are magic" (other than the bow, of course), or "Peter is the school fencing champion". Maybe there was in the book, but there certainly wasn't in the movie. They can block blows from mace-weilding creatures 4 times their mass? Without getting a broken arm in the process? Riiiight.

    Like you said, though, the actors playing the kids all seemed like they could be good, and the ones for the White Witch and Thomas seemed like they were trying *really* hard to overcome the poor dialogue and (apparently) crappy direction. I also liked the opening sequence in London; it gave a modern audience a better idea of what the kids were escaping, but didn't dwell on it too long. In fact, thought I was in for one hell of a good movie for the first 15 minutes or so. Too bad it just went downhill from there :(

    Your flamebait mod, incidentally, is completely undeserved. This movie really did suck the devil's ass.

  160. Nailed it. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    This is something that really bothered me in hindsight. Lucy follows Tumnus because he's the first Narnian she meets. Edmund follows the White Witch because she's the first Narnian he meets. Lewis stacks the deck by making Lucy plucky and truthful, and Edmund kind of a dick, so that we don't really notice him poking about behind the scenes, ensuring that Edmund ends up on the bad guys' side, and Lucy on the good guys'.

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  161. Wonderment by obscurity does not work. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Do not tell us that once you have seen the rabbit pulled out of a hat 20 times you continue believing all is for real?

    Or when they cut by half the wholesome blonde with a saw?

    Or when they appear out of thin air a tiger in a cage?

    We know they are all fakes, for many we have at least a good working theory of how they work.

    Or what about theatre? The special effects there are orders or magnitude simpler but that does not stop our enjoyment of theater.

    I think you simply are besoted with your youthful experiences.

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  162. Liam Neeson the mentor by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    Between SW Episode 1, Batman Begins and now Aslan, looks like he's going to be playing mentor roles for the rest of his career.

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  163. What Lewis actually said about reading order by Phong · · Score: 1

    I think you're reading too much into a certain response letter he wrote to a child. The child had obviously written to ask Lewis to affirm a position about reading the books in a chronological order. Lewis was a kind enough person to write back a letter agreeing with the child. I find the letter to be much more of an exchange of personal opinions between already-existing Narnia fans than some kind of a general advocation of a particular reading order for new readers. See if you agree (I've highlighted what I consider the most telling part of the response):

    I think I agree with your order {i.e. chronological} for reading the books more than with your mother's. The series was not planned beforehand as she thinks. When I wrote The Lion I did not know I was going to write any more. Then I wrote P. Caspian as a sequel and still didn't think there would be any more, and when I had done The Voyage I felt quite sure it would be the last. But I found as I was wrong. So perhaps it does not matter very much in which order anyone read them. I'm not even sure that all the others were written in the same order in which they were published.

    I personally like the reading order of starting with tLtWatW because it allows the reader to encounter Narnia fully formed in more of a sense of discovery and wonder, and then to later on go back and see the early days of Narnia (in tMN) through the eyes of someone who is already familiar with it (e.g. "Oh, so that's where that lamp post came from!"). But I also certainly understand how others might feel differently. Perhaps if Lewis had been writing a reply to an adult he would have talked about the various benefits of one reading order compared to another.

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  164. Re:? Making stuff up? by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


    Actually, I completely agree. The Narnia books have been favorites of mine since early childhood. You might even say they were my gateway into fantasy and sci-fi. And it was years after I had moved on from them that I even knew they were supposed to have a Christian corrolation. I still have a hard time seeing the direct correlation that C.S. Lewis said is there. Yet, in both the books and movies, the obvious 'fantastic' elements and magic are blatant. Once I was in High School, the deacons at our church were blathering about anti-D&D and how it was the Devil's work because of all the talk of magic and fantasy creatures, I walked into the church library and pulled The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe out of the Church library and started reading quotes out of it about Tumnus the faun, and talking beavers, and magic Turkish Delight. There were at least two special meetings of the Church elders discussing if they should/could ban C.S. Lewis works from the Church library. Somehow the arguement got swept under the covers, but the books stayed, and the deacons stopped argueing against pop culture, and shifted to a more pro-Christian message instead.

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  165. Oh goodness... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    god creates imperfect creatures (the reason remains unknown), then drowns them, punishes them and in general makes life miserable for them when they misbehave (well, Doh!).

    Then he (because many conservative Christians get all touchy if you amputate that pennis) sends his son (which his him also, but you have enough sects to dispute this sole idiocy) to tell us to repent and he was sacrificed for the favour.

    That some how is meant to redeem us, no matter that human behaviour has changed little since then.

    I can't understand how people lead their lives based on this fluff (and most importantly how people ignore the basic tenants of it, how many Christians have no problem with the death penalty or killing thousands in a war. Would Jesus have approbed of that?).

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    1. Re:Oh goodness... by grolschie · · Score: 1
      That some how is meant to redeem us, no matter that human behaviour has changed little since then.

      I can't understand how people lead their lives based on this fluff (and most importantly how people ignore the basic tenants of it, how many Christians have no problem with the death penalty or killing thousands in a war. Would Jesus have approbed of that?).
      You make two very valid points. Both are closely connected. The sacrafice of Jesus Christ, God's only begotten Son nearly 2000 years ago has bought redemption to mankind. It was infact a blood covenant. To enter a convenant there must be two willing parties. Us and God. He has already done His part, we are to enter into relationship with Him.

      Salvation is a free gift from God through Jesus Christ. "For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord" - Romans 6:23. To receive a free gift, firstly it has to be free and given, but it also have to be received. This is where exercising faith comes in. In all areas of life if you never receive a particular gift (i.e. reject the gift), then you don't actually get the benefit of the gift.

      When a believer enters into convenant relationship with God through the sacrafice of Jesus Christ on the cross, they become "born again". God's Spirit dwells in them, enabling them to live a life that previously they could not. It is only through allowing God to change the life of the believer that tangible results in behaviour occur.

      For over 17 centuries a vast chunk of those who call themselves "christian" have been that merely in name only. A majority in fact at many points in history (the Roman Empire's inquisitions and crusades in the "name" of christianity, for example). Little has changed in their lives, because they never have truly entered into Life. The scripture tells us:

      "Enter by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it. Because narrow is the gate and difficult is the way which leads to life, and there are few who find it " - Matthew 7:13-14.

      When you say "I can't understand how people lead their lives based on this fluff (and most importantly how people ignore the basic tenants of it, how many Christians have no problem with the death penalty or killing thousands in a war. Would Jesus have approbed of that?)., the answer is that many aren't truly leading their lives based on this (regardless of their claims, church affliliations or bumper stickers), but actually choose to ignore what Jesus Christ Himself says in the scriptures:

      "You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also." - Matthew 5:38

      "But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you." - Matthew 5:44

      "Then Jesus said to him, "Put your sword back into its place; for all those who take up the sword shall perish by the sword" - Matthew 26:52

  166. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by satsuke · · Score: 1

    The CNN piece had both sides (even reporting of the news???)

    The fact that Disney is shopping it around to churches is proveable and shown. The fact that they had a talking head say it's not a religious film is entirely predictable and expected. They are trying to sell as many tickets as possible by whatever means are best and least damaging.

  167. I understand the greater history. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Great mythology. Shows us how humans made up things when we did not know any better.

    To ingore this mythology does not align us with any devil, one can be a moral positive person in one's community without bowing to the nonsense that religion is.

    Religion is not equitable with morality.

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  168. Christian/Mormon?!? by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 2, Informative

    BoxOfficeMojo called LtW&tW 'Christian/Mormon.' I'm hoping that this means Christian or Mormon, not 'Type Christian, subtype Mormon.' 'Cause C.S. Lewis definitely wasn't writing anything for Mormons...

  169. No, depleted patience by beeblebrox · · Score: 1
    I would have gone to watch Narnia, if I wasn't so fed up with Christianists.
    There are tons of other stories that contain Hindu, Buddhist, or pagan allegories in them, which I equally disbelieve, but consider great fun to read.

    Pagans, Hindus and Buddhists haven't been in the (US) news very much lately with attempts to, for example, push literal interpretations of their cult's genesis myth using a pseudoscience vector. I'm sure that they've done similar things in other fora, it's just that I haven't been exposed to that.

    For that, and for much else going on lately with Christianists here in the US, my tolerance level re: their fables is wearing thin. Since mumbling/shouting "Bullshit!" in a theater is usually considered impolite, I've decided to keep that particular $9.something to myself instead.

    1. Re:No, depleted patience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is a Christianist? Learn the proper terms for religions you sad fucked up bigot and then maybe we can have an intelligent discussion on this subject.

    2. Re:No, depleted patience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Christianist is someone who worships or promotes the idea of Christianity. (For example, fighting for more Christian symbols in schools and public forums, greater integration of the church and the state, etc.) Christianists may or may not be Christian, but they publically promote Christianity, and see it as something that can be attacked and defended. They are the patriots of the religion.

      See? I just made that up, yet I'm pretty sure it fits the GP's definition pretty squarely. And I inferred it from the word they used. You think that the GP really wants to attack Christians, but he doesn't - not that I blame you; it's common these days to take criticism of anything at all related to your religion as a personal offence. But maybe you need to step back and imagine a world in which not every concept has been given a name and a perfect definition before the fact.

    3. Re:No, depleted patience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what you need is #1 a personality and #2 a life. It is just a movie. You probably saw LOTR and there are a ton of things that could be x-references with Tolkien's christianity.

  170. Re: well said by Skip666Kent · · Score: 1

    I also find it strange that no one comments on the observation that, while Christian in message, the characters and themes in Narnia are unmistakably pagan in nature. But I guess you could say that about Christianity in general.

    Indeed.

    Narnia is CS Lewis' ideal fantasy of what Christianity should or could be, not what it is.

    That is not likely to be something he would have openly admitted to anyone else, let alone perhaps even himself, but to write a 'christian allegory' in which a primary protagonist is a ... Satyr ... well, whatever. I mean really, if roman catholic christianity meant sailing on ships with spirited piratical bipedal rats, well, you could count me in in a heartbeat!

    The Chronicles of Narnia is a wonderful story, way beyond any sodden spirituality or intellectuality he or others have tried to impose on it. Let them gabber on. The very hand of the author who penned the story knew exactly what it was doing, even if the mind of the author wasn't quite so clear. Enjoy and celebrate!

    A Merry Christmas to all, in this time of renewal and rebirth...

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  171. Re:Jesus=money by 75th+Trombone · · Score: 1

    I rather think the evangelical Christians have been pushing it to evangelical Christians, judging by the obscene number of church buses I've been seeing at the theaters.

    "As we pass around the offering plate this morning, please consider giving of your earnings to support the work of the Church and of our Lord. ('The work of our Lord' may include the Disney corporation, gasoline companies, auto repair centers, and your local Malco Theater)"

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  172. Re:Jesus=money by linuxpyro · · Score: 1

    To shut everyone up they could have just found a way to work the Flying Spaghetti Monster in somewhere.

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  173. Re:Mindblowing stupidity by pfalstad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Two ways to end the war: (1) Kill all terrorists. (2) Convert to Islam. Unfortunately, diplomacy is not a part of either

    You post a long defense of Christianity and Christian love (entitled "Mindblowing stupidity"), and then end it with this scary sig? How about what Christ said here:

    "But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic. Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Do to others as you would have them do to you." Luke 6:27-31

  174. Lookit the jobs at R&H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux/Perl hackers needed at Rhythm & Hues? Cool.

  175. How could you tell he was king? by uberjoe · · Score: 1
    "Who's that?"

    "He must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over 'em"

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  176. Disgusting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet, millions will burn in hell so you can go to Heaven. Obviously, one must exist for the other to exist, or surely God would just get rid of Hell, right?

    Yeah, nothingness is such an awful option when the alternative is eternal happiness at the expense of millions of other people.

    I don't care why they're there. It's sick, and it's not right. Glad it's all exactly as likely to be real as Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, otherwise I'd have some very stern words for such a sick (or incompetant?) creator.

    Oh, and thanks for sacrificing Yourself to Yourself to change Your own damn rules. How generous. Heh.

    1. Re:Disgusting. by cdomigan · · Score: 1

      The "spiritual laws" of the universe as portrayed by Christianity are indeed hard to swallow. I don't pretend to understand them better than anyone else, but I do understand the concept of free-will and what that means. Many people point to the fact that Hell exists, ie that a choice exists between following God and not, and say that it shows God is unloving. I believe it shows the opposite - if you truly love something, you set it free. It is then up to man whether or not you use that freedom appropriately or not. Someone who doesn't want a bar of God should not be forced into His presence, ie heaven. It shows the respect that God has for his creation that he does not see our freedom as purely a means to an end, but that our freedom is so important to Him that yes, he allows us to choose against Him. The Bible uses the analogy of branches on a tree to represent those who are 'attached' to God. If you are not attached to the life source of the universe, how can you possibly do anything but die? Anyway we could debate about this all we liked - neither of us is going to know all the answers. However I consider this all secondary evidence to the evidence of actualy knowing God. If I see your car parked up the driveway and the house lights on, chances are you're home. But when I actually open the door and meet you face to face, all that evidence becomes secondary. It's the same thing with Christianity - which is why so many Christians aren't at all fazed by apparant mysteries and debate surrounding the existance of God. They've met Him and He's real to them. It really is something you have to experience for yourself, you can't just work it all out by logic :)

  177. Yeah buddy, wahtever. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1, Informative

    Some USians never stop to amaze the rest of the world. Many of you parade your monumental ignorance about the rest of the world as a badge of honour, not as what it is, a shameful defect.

    There is a reason that the Moslems and Buddhists and Shintoists and Hindus have never built the kind of society that we are enjoying now today.

    The Muslims saved Western culture buddy. While Western Europe was happily descending in the dark ages, Muslim scholars were copying and studying the Roman and Greek classics, the monks in the late middle ages that made copies of ancient texts very often made it from Arabic or from texts copied by Arab scholars. The muslims cities from Cordoba in Spain to the Moghul Empire in India were the most enlightened places for at least 500 years.

    As for Shintoists and Buddhists not being able to build the society we enjoy today, I will let Sony, Toyota, Acer, Samsung, Honda, etc. know. They will have a good laugh. The Japanese people will also be amuzed. Being the 2nd economy of the world for the last 40 years after being completely oblitearated surely is because their massive, hidden, unknow conversion to Christianity.

    And as for China (Buddhists, Muslims, etc., you know), it has been the most powerful country in the world for the biggest part of the last 1000 years. They had 200 lousy years, but they are comming back and the European and American dominance will be seen as a blip in history in the future.

    We've been working on the idea of how to run a country the way Christ would ever since Rome became the Holy Roman Empire

    Er, no Mr Fundie, the Roman Empire was that, a Teistic Empire. Modern Saudi Arabia would be the closest we have nowadays, the only difference being that the Arabian Kingdom does not have the militaristic will or capabilities to fall in the military adventurism of the succesive Holy Romam Empires (that ended in chaos and destroyed), perhaps because they hold their holly places and that makes them less prone to such attitude.

    We now a days aspire to live in liberal democracies. Democracy is inspired in ancient Greek practices that predate the alleged existence of Jesus. The liberal ideals come from the French Revolution, many of whose idealists were either agnostic or openly atheistic.

    That's why we can't abuse prisoners with Abu Ghraib and shrug it off easily

    No Mr Fundie, you can't do that because there is a body of international agreements signed by countries of all religions or none, that dictate the minimum standards expected when dealing with prisioners in a situation of war, or with human beens in general.

    These conventions were signed by Atheists, Buddhists, Muslisms, Hindus, and of course Christians. Even US Christians, that nowadays so happily forget about those commitments, but as the guy of the parable, pray ostensibly in public to let us know how god fearing people they are.

    Economics is fundamentally a Christian philosophy that teaches us to not meddle in each other's affairs

    Complete and absolute nonsense. Islam always had Economics theory completely independent from Western and Christian thinking, heck Economics is fundmantal to the way Muslims understand the world. But if you haven't read the holly Koran you would not know that of course.

    Adam Smith, John Keneth Galbraith and Milton Freedman, just to name a few of the most noted economists, never involved religion as a factor in how economics work. That you can come with this idea is amuzing to the extreme and shows how good communicators your sect's preachers are or how an inventive troll you aspire to be.

    Enough, it is always pleasent to debunk so much nonsense but is a time consuming enterprise that others can complete if they so wish.

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    1. Re:Yeah buddy, wahtever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought my sarcasm detector went off upon reading the parent. Maybe yours is defective.

  178. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Passion was based on a form of theater that indulged in the spectacle of the death of Christ, was banned in Europe for hundreds of years, was resurrected in American churches but whose name still has connotations of overzealous emotional abuse: the passion play. Passion plays add no context, no meaning, no further understanding to our sense of the divine. In fact, they do the opposite, warping the story to place blame on the politically unpopular persons and browbeat those wavering in their faith.

    So yeah, I agree - not a great idea for a movie.

  179. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by anagama · · Score: 1

    The Narnia Cops are out force -- clean your fangs boys cause you gotta troll everyone who steps out of the party line.

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  180. Tyrant is fine. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Honestly, you are a bloody all powerful entity, have nothing better to do and create these punny planet, with these even punnier beings, that are so idiotic that can't understand your designs.

    You make them imperfect, with desires that you readily condemn as sinful. It is like the Engineers that made the Aibo condmen it for barking.

    And then you order them to love you and respect you above anything else.

    If anything all these reminds me of the Dear Leader of North Korea.

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  181. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    Ok, while I had no information contrary to what REI said, I wasn't entirely convinced. If it's true, as you say, that this guy owns Regal Cinemas, then I'll have to concede that he is evil. Why should I pay the highest price in town to get the same seats/screen/sound system yet continue watching commercials for 20 minutes after the scheduled start time?

  182. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by olddotter · · Score: 1

    I read the whole series through 3 times in my childhood. It was nice to at least once go back and read in chronological order. I'm thinking of doing so again now that 18 years has passed since I last read all of the books.

  183. I wanted to love this film by davidwhitney · · Score: 0

    I went in really hoping they'd pull this off. And for the most part, the film was an entertaining kids film. HOWEVER Awful child acting and the occasional grown-up incident of overacting combined with perhaps some of the worst blue screening I'd seen in awhile and a few noticable "frame rate" drops (waterfall falling apart) the film kept throwing stuff at me that pulled me out of the film and destroyed my suspension of disbelief. Aslan was done very well, but as a whole, my very first reaction was "well, that was a bit rubbish wasn't it". After letting it digest it was a very good kids film, but most grown people will see right through the more wooden transparent parts (wow, oxymoron).

  184. Re:Anyone seen it yet? - 2001 by dreadclown · · Score: 1

    2001 is not a book->movie adaptation. The "novel" is a novelization. Clarke's short story The Sentinel, which inspired the film, is only the second act of the movie (the bit on the moon) - the rest is implied.

  185. Re:Jesus=money by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    He's called Puddlegum the Marsh-wiggle. I think it's the 6th book, depending on how you count.

  186. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by punglenjeh · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but whoever actually believes in "even reporting of the news" needs to take a look again. We all know that certain news groups tend towards one side or another regardless of how much they would like to think that they are impartial to the issue.

    As for the comment about Disney increasing its sales by targeting churches, I think its hard for any of us to say whether that is true or not. For the exclusive previews, I think that that is not an uncommon event. There are previews all the time. For a church to get an exclusive preview isn't all that hard. The only way that somebody would have the opportunity to get an exclusive preview is if the production company/movie company was guaranteed that they would be paid for an entire theater. THerefore, all you would really need to do is to pay for all the tickets (aka the entire theater) for the night. THe company could then care less whether people saw it or not, becuase they were paid for those seats.

    I highly doubt that Disney provided exclusive previews to church groups free of charge or at discounted rates or anything like that. Churches would have had to pay for exclusive rights to the preview. Furthermore, the reason that you heard about it for this movie, or even other movies such as The Passion or maybe even LoTR, is because these movies were so popular with huge followings. It just so happens that these movies are movies with some serious Christian undertones.

  187. Re:Jesus=money by Himring · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I believe Lewis responded to a letter once full of the same type vitriol with something along the lines of:

    You are a god-hater not an atheist. There is a difference. As a former atheist, I take offense to your representation of one

    Not much mention of it has been made here, but Lewis was quite the atheist prior to his conversion. He did an incredible job answering the demythologization argument of the great Rudolf Bultmann. I did some of my graduate work on Bultmann.

    In essence, Bultmann argued that the gospels were myth, as any other myth of ancient times, and was totally unbelievable. Bultmann was a renowned theologian having spent his long career in the gospels.

    Lewis responded with respect saying, "I have not labored as you in the New Testament, Mr. Bultmann, but I do know something about myth, and the New Testament is not myth." Claiming the NT as myth brought the argument clearly into the territory of the scholarly work of Lewis.

    In all his writings Lewis is a very frustrating figure for critics to tackle. His logic is sound, his arguments high-minded and scholarly and his writings readable to everyone and all. His "art of translation" stated that if you cannot state your point clearly for all to understand then you do not much understand it yourself.

    Such was the approach he brought to the LW2.

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  188. Re:Mindblowing stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You cannot love your enemy with a gun or bomb. You are sending him on a one-way ticket to hell. Pulling a trigger requires no faith whatsoever. Re-read the scriptures before presenting non-biblical pseudo-christian worldviews as the "Christian" viewpoint.

    "Those who live by the sword, shall die by the sword". There are many many muslims converting to true christianity every day in the middle east. Imagine how many of those killed by the bloody thirsty US Govt of Greed around the world might still be alive today to hear and heed the Good News of Jesus Christ?

  189. Re:Jesus=money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...because people have chosen to see Christian messages in it.

    Yes, people like C.S. Lewis.

  190. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
    Given the date of his death, I doubt he wrote anything about the movie. Regarding the books, however, a BBC article on this very subject says:
    Are the Chronicles of Narnia allegorical? Lewis, a professor of English, was well placed to debate the exact meaning of allegory. He said they were not: they were "supposals". As he explained in a 1954 letter to some schoolchildren in Maryland:

    You are mistaken when you think that everything in the books 'represents' something in this world. Things do that in The Pilgrim's Progress [a 1678 allegory by John Bunyan] but I'm not writing in that way. I did not say to myself 'Let us represent Jesus as He really is in our world by a Lion in Narnia': I said, 'Let us suppose that there were a land like Narnia and that the Son of God, as he became a Man in our world, became a Lion there, and then imagine what would happen.'
    Quoted in Walter Hooper, C. S. Lewis: A Companion and Guide

    It's not allegory, but he certainly had Jesus in mind when writing Aslan and if you read about Aslan being a lamb as well and having another name in our world, yet still claim he's not intended to be seen as a Christ-like figure, then I don't know what will convince you, sort of Lewis rising from the grave to settle the debate himself.

  191. Re:actually, christian messaging is subjective thi by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    Actually the original publication order is: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe* (1950) Prince Caspian (1951) The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1952) The Silver Chair (1953) The Horse and His Boy (1954) The Magician's Nephew (1955) The Last Battle (1956)

  192. Kids 'n' Bombings by dazed-n-confused · · Score: 1

    My 7 3/4 year-old daughter loved Narnia too. Interestingly (to me), the opening Blitz scene made her very nervous, just because it wasn't in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (which we've recently finished reading), so she didn't know what would happen. We talked about why the scene was there afterwards, and she enjoyed understanding how it showed us the children's relationships with their parents and with each other.

    Similarly, my 5-year-old son loved Revenge of the Sith, except that he was frightened when Obi-Wan went up against General Grievous without a Clone Trooper helping him, because that wasn't the way it had worked in his LEGO Star Wars video game (where every level has two players). Fear of the unknown -- it's a powerful thing!

    Reading to your kids is a wonderful exercise. If your daughter enjoyed the Lord of the Rings movies, you could try the book on her -- it works very well for reading aloud. (We finished the whole thing in a year, inc. The Hobbit, in between the second and third films' release dates).

    (Oh, and forget underlines: use italics!)

  193. Ask yourself. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    What accounts have you studied that lead you to believe otherwise?

    Try asking Christ the question yourself.

    Also, the channeled source, the 'Cassiopeans', offers a different story.

    Dying on a cross certainly seems reasonable, but the supporting evidence is pretty weak. --A small number of corruptible men, (as most men are), writing about an 'event' years after the fact doesn't compel me very much.

    Heck, most people today believe that there were cheering crowds of Iraqis watching as an American task force toppled the statue of Saddam Hussein when really that singular event at the outset of hostilities in Iraq was scripted and deliberately set up and shot by CNN to look like something much more than it really was. Heck, most people believe that the U.S. government actually has Saddam Hussein in custody today when this is also not true. Governments generate all kinds of fabricated nonsense to create certain impressions in the public in order to manipulate their collective energies. --Consider just how incredibly easy it would have been for similar agencies to add nonsense to the pile of writings we call the Bible? Some of the gospels were written many decades after the event. It seems entirely plausible to me that writers were hired to produce false accounts with specific 'facts' and spin. Nobody checks up on the credibility of those people with the question of deliberate disinfo in mind, but such things happen in the news and media today all the time, with much the same popular effect. Despite how people feel and react and all of the silly walls they throw up around their sacred beliefs, the possibility of the bible being deliberate disinformation is a very obvious one, but one which everybody remains utterly blind to. --And this in itself is instructive.

    Rising from the dead is the thing people get upset or evangelical about. --When the manner of his so-called death and his approach to it in the first place have far more impact in the long run on people's behavior. "Oh, well, Christ allowed himself to die in disgrace on the cross at the hands of his abusers rather than fight for himself. I must do the same, allowing bosses and enemies and detractors and even the basic runs of luck in my life to harm and torment me. The meek inherit the earth and all that!" I've seen this kind of self-destructive behavior time and time again in Christians, who take an unhealthy kind of pride in this kind of self-flagellation. I can't stand watching it because it's pointless and icky. People trashing their lives and pretending that they're not doing it deliberately, all the while thinking that this will somehow make them more eligable for a nice after-life. Ugh. It makes me ill whenever I see it.

    --Whereas at the governmental level, Christians can be whipped up into a war frenzy with very little effort. "Those who don't believe that Christ died on a cross are less than human and it's okay to napalm them from orbit!" --Talk about a flexible social program! Very, very effective stuff. And the social engineers who introduced the story of Christ's death knew it.


    -FL

    1. Re:Ask yourself. . . by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      :: What accounts have you studied that lead you to believe otherwise? Try asking Christ the question yourself.

      Why. Can't you say what sources lead you to believe it?

      Also, the channeled source, the 'Cassiopeans', offers a different story.

      The woman writing for cassiopaea.org is clueless and in way over her head. She understands virtually nothing about the subject at hand. For instance, Hebrew practice when relating genealogies does not require giving every single person or every single generation. It is perfectly valid to say that x is the father of y, when he is in fact is grandfather.

      In fact, a few moments on Google shows her organisation to be a cult. I'd much rather make decisions about the historicity of something using actual historical evidence, rather than the musings of people who say 'I wish that one day the project will bring us closer to an understanding of our hidden powers that can make rocks float in mid-air.'

      A small number of corruptible men, (as most men are), writing about an 'event' years after the fact doesn't compel me very much.

      Let's think logically about this for a moment. He was crucified by people who had extensive experience of executing people by this method. People don't survive crucifixion. And they certainly don't survive being crucified than duped in a tomb for several days. And they most certinaly wouldn't be able to roll away a massive boulder covering the entrance. Historical sources verify this. No-one at the time disputed it. The gospel writers record it and died for it.

      The issue is did he rise from the dead? If his body was still in the tomb, the authorities could ahve produced it at any point and crushed Christianity, which they desperately hated. If they didn't have the body then either he survived and escaped (pretty much impossible given the size of the boulder, the events of crucifixion and the guard placed outside), the disciples stole the body or he was actually resurrected.

      So what about stealing the body? The disciples were terrified after Jesus' arrest. They all fled. They weren't expecting Jesus to really die, so when he did, they would have thought that it was all over. They certianly wouldn't have had the courage to attack a tomb guarded by Roman soldiers. Even if they had somehow managed to retrieve the body (Against impossible odds, without the soldiers noticing), they would have kown Jesus was dead and did not rise from the dead. So why would they have endured hatred, recriminations, beatings, torture and cruel execution, all the while professing a faith in the resurrection? If these were corruptible men, they would have folded at the first sign of physical danger and confessed to what was going on.

      The fact that this didn't happen clearly shows that they believed he rose from the dead and were in a position to know. This story was recorded either by them, or by their companions, depending on the gospel. Regardless of which point in thie life it occurred at, the question of whether they had seen Jesus rise from the dead or not is ridiculous. It's not the kind of thing you're going to get wrong.

      Consider just how incredibly easy it would have been for similar agencies to add nonsense to the pile of writings we call the Bible? Some of the gospels were written many decades after the event. It seems entirely plausible to me that writers were hired to produce false accounts with specific 'facts' and spin.

      It's terribly unlikely. Given the similarities in claims by not just the gospels, but the epistles as well, the range of authorship, the early fragments we have (from around 100 AD) and the recorded beliefs and practices of early Christians by secualr sources as well, you would require an immense body of people who both support propogation of a myth an

  194. Full of battles and not a drop of blood by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    I didn't think it was too bad in straying from the novel. Personally I felt a bit put off by the religious theme, but I don't think it's fair to criticise it for that, because it's taken directly from the books. My specific issue, however, is that I read the books before I recognised that theme, and so now the films come across quite differently.

    Anyway, apart from holding up to the novel, I did think it was a little tacky in places. My main gripe was with the special effects, and the way they were directed. For a movie that clearly had such a high budget and such capable people for effects, I noticed more than a few times that the camera moved away from a scene where we would have seen and effect that could have added a lot to the story. A good example of this was when the witch was about to zap someone and turn them into stone, for instance.

    I have little doubt that this is a lot to do with Disney's influence on the film-making process, which just irritates me. The movie shows a lot of battle and violence scenes, but hardly a drop of blood, if any. I don't want to seem morbid by saying this -- I just think it's deceptive and irresponsible to glorify war without showing the consequences, and in hindsight I found it quite irritating and offensive that it was handled this way.

    Anyway, those were my thoughts. I enjoyed the movie for the most part, especially the opening sequences when the children were in London, and particularly when I tried to ignore the religious overtones. I think it could have benefited from some different decisions in its portrayal of violence, though. I thought got the point for representing WW2, but completely missed it in Narnia.

  195. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by Machtyn · · Score: 1

    Has anyone actually read Pinocchio? It is told in a very similar manner, i.e. Third Person Omniscient Perspective thingy.

  196. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by th3space · · Score: 1

    I think I might have tried reading it when I was much younger, but found it to be disturbingly violent (I think was maybe 11 or 12 at the time). I can't find any decent reference sites off-hand that go over perspective, but I know that it certainly wasn't seen through the eyes of any goddamn crickets. It's too bad Disney mangled that stories legacy in they he did, because now, if anyone tried to make a true adaptation of the work, it wouldn't be well accepted and likely wouldn't come in at anything lower than PG-13.

    --
    "How like you to drag your keyboard to a gun fight." - Aaron Bedard (BANE)
  197. Well now. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    The woman writing for cassiopaea.org is clueless and in way over her head. She understands virtually nothing about the subject at hand. For instance, Hebrew practice when relating genealogies does not require giving every single person or every single generation. It is perfectly valid to say that x is the father of y, when he is in fact is grandfather.

    I'm not sure what point of reference you are contesting here. --In any case, I was not talking about Laura Knight's views on the subject; I was talking about the channeled info itself, which she admittedly uses only as one source for her own investigations into bible history. I am not familiar enough with her studies into that area to know how much credence to give them. I will say that I do find her work fascinating. The sheer amount of research and writing she has done on the subject is absolutely enormous. Where her personal exploration leads her is not really my concern.

    In fact, a few moments on Google shows her organisation to be a cult. I'd much rather make decisions about the historicity of something using actual historical evidence, rather than the musings of people who say 'I wish that one day the project will bring us closer to an understanding of our hidden powers that can make rocks float in mid-air.'

    The web reference you provided links to a person who can't even use grammar correctly, (ahem), let alone think rationally. She comes off sounding quite rabid. Moreover she has no direct knowledge of Laura Knight's group, except via contact with members who were deliberate saboteurs and who proffered up a good deal of false dirt. --I was following and reading accounts on all sides as the various dramas this woman comments on unfolded, and I must say that her take is waaay off, as is the validity of her accusations. Irrational angry writers of poor grammar are not what I'd call good sources. But that's what you get for doing, "a few moments on Google."

    --Among many areas of interest in the world, I have followed closely the evolution of Laura's efforts over the years, and while I have had my own reservations about Laura's approach and ego, as well as certain conclusions she has toyed with, overall, I have concluded that she is just human with human strengths and weaknesses, but overall, she has some very good thinking on her side and access to a fascinating source of information via the Casseopean channel. I would classify her group as being far less 'cultic' in nature than any number of other organizations, including most businesses, research groups, and nearly all diety-based religious groups. Microsoft, the U.S. military, and Christianity are far more cultic in nature if you use the dictionary definitions.

    Let's think logically about this for a moment. He was crucified by people who had extensive experience of executing people by this method. People don't survive crucifixion. And they certainly don't survive being crucified than duped in a tomb for several days. And they most certinaly wouldn't be able to roll away a massive boulder covering the entrance. Historical sources verify this. No-one at the time disputed it. The gospel writers record it and died for it.

    See, now this calls to my main problem with your thinking; You talk about all of this stuff as though the basic facts were non-contestable and then you go ahead to use those 'facts' to form the basis of your argument. Look, I'm saying that that Christ was not even crucified. Telling me that gospel writers died writing that 'fact' down doesn't mean it really happened.

    Seriously. EVERY time I've asked a biblical scholar about the information upon which they are basing their claims, what their 'historical sources' were, the answers are really very flakey. Try it sometime. I've asked divinity college profs. I've asked serious students of this stuff, and it all comes out the same. Flakey evidence. It seems to me that unless you are using the bible as your primary reference, and unless you are working outward from

  198. Re:Movie was amazing, but I was a tad disappointed by cfuse · · Score: 1
    It's easy to see Narnia that way, but the crucial difference is that Aslan is not merely a symbol of Jesus --- he actually is Jesus.

    I don't remember the part where they nail a lion to a crucifix (but it would be pretty cool if they had - The Passion of the Lion style).

  199. Think about it for a moment by jgardn · · Score: 0

    You are correct that the Moslems and other religions have built pretty good societies. Yes, we owe the Rennaisance to the preserving efforts of Moslem scholars. However, look at the successful societies today. If you walk around Japan, you will notice that while they have still preserved some of their traditions and religion, it is mostly gone today. It is replaced with the Western culture, which is largely influenced by Christian philosophy. The same holds true for every other good society today, from South Africe to Australia to Asia and South America. And look at the European societies. How did such a small bit of land dominate the world so powerfully for such a long time? Why did Spain, France, England, and even the Netherlanders carve up empires so much greater than anything the Romans could hope for? How could they turn around so quickly from being impoverished serfs to an international power?

    The secret was that these societies were reborn, in a large way, by their rediscover of classical Christianity. I think the results were most marked in England, were the Bible was freely published and distributed. Even the poorest could cite key scriptures and the middle class owned their own copy of it and referred to it frequently.

    Let's talk about WHY the countries signed on to the concept of the Geneva convention in the first place. If you read a little history, you'll note that the European powers didn't mind the frequent wars. It was the people who clamored to stop them. They would rather live in peace that see so much bloodshed. It was a religious person who founded the Red Cross, and religious people who began a drive towards world peace by abolishing or limiting warfare. I think if you look at the founding of the League of Nations, you will find the people behind it were very religious Christians who wanted nothing more than to usher in the millenium through peaceful negotiations rather than pointless warfare. It was the relentless efforts of these peace-mongers that convinced the nations as a whole to accept the concepts and to actually agree to it. As it was at the time, none of the heads of state would've liked to see and end to war or at least the worst parts of it.

    I think it is a mistake to include Adam Smith in your discussion of non-religious economists. His "Invisible Hand" was an obvious parallel to Nature or God. Regardless, where did this philosophy of "leave others alone so they'll leave you alone" come from? Why didn't Rome have libertarians back in the day? Why, it comes from Christ's teaching of "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you". What about the separation of church and state? That came from Jesus' saying, "Render that which is Ceasars to ceasar". He showed that you can be religious and live in a state that was irreligious quite capably. In fact, he proved that it is not the state's job to make people religious or ensure morals are being met. In fact, he probably did more to teach about chastity by forgiving the adultress caught in the act than her execution would've taught.

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    The radical sect of Islam would either see you dead or "reverted" to Islam.
  200. The Case for Christian Warfare by jgardn · · Score: 0

    Are Christians allowed to fight in a war?

    There are a few Christian denominations that say "no". However, most permit it under specific circumstances.

    It is clear that Christians are expected to be subordinate to their government. If that means they are drafted to war, they are expected to fight that war.

    It is clear that God himself ordered genocide in Old Testament times. So, if God is just, then in certain circumstances, warfare, and even genocide are just. If you believe God somehow changed between BC and AD, then you have to explain how the definition and meaning of justice can change from one period of time or another, or explain how God can be both just and unjust.

    "Thou shalt not kill". But a better translation is "Though shalt not shed innocent blood." In fact, God commanded men to kill people in certain circumstances as mentioned above.

    Should Christians defend themselves? "Turn the other cheek" and "give him your cloak also" implies a limit to the number of cheeks to turn and cloaks to give. Jesus commanded his followers to walk an extra mile, not two or three, and certainly not until you work yourself to death. Jesus' commandment to forgive 70x7 could be interpreted to mean forgive those who truly repent 70x7.

    "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends" "By your fruits ye shall know them". I look at our military objectively. I see a group of men who live sacrificing themselves for their friends. From the day they show up to the recruiters office until the day the stop, every moment is spent living as a servant by choice not force. If you want to know how a Christian can reconcile their conscience with bloody hands, ask one of them and listen closely. When you put on that uniform, you might as well paint a great big red circle. According to the Geneva convention, people who wear our country's uniform are valid targets to be slaughtered mercilessly until they surrender. They are literally laying their life down so that we can live in peace and without threat. I think our military is truly the organization that has the best people in our country.

    Jesus drove the merchants out of the temple with force. Does that imply Christians are allowed to use force betimes? Jesus once declared that he didn't come to the earth to bring peace, but the sword. Does that mean that Christians are to bring peace to the earth, or the sword? Jesus prophesied of wars and rumors of wars. he prophesied of calamities. Are Christians spectators or will they have to participate?

    I would dearly like to have peace with the terrorist world. I intend them no harm, why do they threaten me? Why are they demanding I convert to their perverted version of Islam and abandon my country's ideals? It is suicide to sacrifice one's self, one's family, and one's neighbor on the altar of pointless exercises in futility. It is apparent that by sacrificing ourselves we will not change the minds of the terrorists and convince them to change their ways. In fact, they see forgiveness as a weakness, and their hearts are unmoved. Note that I am talking about the hardened terrorists---not the muslim world. The muslim world we can live peacably with, and largely have, for quite some time.

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    The radical sect of Islam would either see you dead or "reverted" to Islam.