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  1. Spam laws suck on Still No Federal Spam Law · · Score: 5, Funny


    Spam should be protected as Freedom of Speech (Freedom of Expression in Canada). How else would I have learned about how unsatisfying I am with my small penis? Oh, let me also tell you about the great deal I got on herbal Viagra! And I'm not "seek of spam", thankyouverymuch! If people would quit bitching and actually responded to some of this informative mail they'd be MAKING MONEY FAST! In fact my contact in Nigeria, DR. FRED MBOGO assures me that I'll have millions more in just a few days as I sent my banking details to him!

    Laugh away, cretins, spam made me what I am today!

  2. Overhead? on Opengroupware · · Score: 4, Insightful


    A drop in replacement for Exchange is great (I love the idea) but how does it perform? It would be silly to assume that just because it's on $FREE_OS it will outperform the Windows counterpart.

  3. Re:This taints our image on 3DLabs Releases Linux Drivers · · Score: 2, Insightful


    This is the kind of statement that taints the integrity of the ope source community

    Bang on the money.
    I'd like to know how many free OS users have the source code to their BIOS or the microcoding to their CPUs and other low level hardware yet don't squawk about it.

  4. Nice but won't affect much. on Wal-Mart Cancels RFID Trial · · Score: 1


    WalMart sells billions to non-techies, mulletheads and other trash who just don't realize what a bad thing RFID can be for privacy. They won't listen to a few thousand angry geeks, I'm afraid to say, even if every geek refused to buy a Lindows PC from them.

  5. I need my meds.. on Inside Electronic Voting Machines · · Score: 4, Funny


    [tinfoil_hat]In the near future we will be given ballots containing RFIDs which will tie the voter to the vote. mwahahahaha![/tinfoil_hat]

  6. Re:i have often wondered on NASA Test Shows Foam Could Be Culprit · · Score: 1


    do they have enough food

    They could have drawn straws. The long straw gets to live and eat the other six. That would have provided many many more weeks of food. Not sure what they'd do for air.

  7. Next? on Gamers Aren't (Always) Geeks · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    "Not all goatse.cx viewers are slashdot-geeks! Film at 11!"

  8. Re:So when you walk into a store... on RFID Industry Confidential Memos · · Score: 1


    That's an olde urban legend

  9. Advantages only for MS. on .Net:... 3 Years Later · · Score: 1


    ...virtually none of the promised advantages have come true

    .NET was announced when it was still just an idea to counter the growing Java threat. Announce then design; that's MS' way of countering a perceived combatant.. err.. competitor. The world holds back on the competition as the Might MS FUD Machine has announced something that will cure cancer, clean your windows and leave your breath minty fresh.

  10. Re:Does anyone out there still use SCO Unix? on SCO Taking Linux Discussion To Japan · · Score: 1


    Maybe I should mention to them that FilePro runs on Linux now.

    If you're looking at moving away from SCO that would be pointless to mention; remember that SCO owns everything Linux.

  11. Jesus H. Crust. on SCO Taking Linux Discussion To Japan · · Score: 0, Redundant


    Come on, McBride, shit or get off the pot. Put your smoking gun on display for the world to see. You're embarrasing yourself and SCO.

  12. Re:It's impossible to use a stick like that. on Alien Solar System Much Like Ours · · Score: 1


    There is no such thing as a perfectly rigid body.

    Uhh.. what do think is responsible for the goatse.cx guy's condition?

  13. Got to see it! on Review of T3: Rise of the Machines · · Score: 4, Funny

    It has Arnold.

    It has explosions.

    It has Arnold.

    It has violence.

    It has Arnold.

    It doesn't have Jar Jar.

    It has Arnold.

    George Lucas never touched it.

    It has Arnold.

  14. sweet! on Microsoft Patenting IM Translation? · · Score: 4, Funny


    Linux user sends: Linux rocks!
    ..
    MS' IM translation magic
    ..
    Joe Lunchbucket gets: http://www.goatse.cx

  15. mail != web browsing on Which Organizations Have Standardized on Mozilla? · · Score: 1, Redundant


    Submitter said:I'm trying to find out who is using Mozilla for their email.
    Editor adds: Hopefully this will make companies realize that the Internet isn't comprised of just IE users.

    The submitter asked about using Mozilla for email, not webbrowsing.

  16. Re:Wire your mouse? on Contiki on Ethernut · · Score: 1


    ..ask stuff like 'how many clicks have I done since whenever'

    In the mid 80's there was a Mac program that acted as an odometer for the mouse. You could watch it slowly go up as you used the mouse day by day. I don't recall the name unfortunately.

  17. Granola crunchers.. on Solar Sailing and Physics · · Score: 1, Funny


    A solar sail is essentially a giant mirror that reflects photons of sunlight back in the direction they came from

    Great, so in a few hundred years the granola crunchers will start complaining that we're causing Solar Heating.

  18. Yessiree! on Anti-Spam Webforms Leave Out The Blind · · Score: -1, Troll


    This is discrimination! Right now, Helen Keller is rolling in her grave signing some obscenities with her skeletal hands.

    Sheesh, come on.

    Next I think deaf people should sue government imposed tariffs on blank CDs; after all they won't use them to record stolen music.

  19. Re:Nope! on 10th Anniversary Of Supreme Court's Daubert Ruling · · Score: 1


    The 'Jebus made me do it' defense hasn't worked as far as I know. Not sure if that is a legal thing, or (thankfully) the jurors/judges weren't a bunch of true believers.

    Fair enough, however just the fact that a judge would let that pass is dumbfounding. Voices in one's head is a sign of mental illness, not a supreme being, and should be treated as such.

  20. Umm.. on 10th Anniversary Of Supreme Court's Daubert Ruling · · Score: 3, Funny


    So one could have legitimate scientific evidence excluded from court, but a kook on the stand could say "My god (or any other invisible friend) made me do it." and the judge would allow that? fear...

  21. heh on TV Brick - Open Source TV Streaming? · · Score: 5, Funny


    ..all the goodness of Japanese TV is in your living room.

    Heck, if that sentence fragment isn't enough to send everyone running out to buy a Brick I don't know what is.

  22. Re:Netscape? on Netscape 7.1 Released · · Score: 1


    Very cool if you're an AOL user.

    Well.. their standards aren't very high. :)

  23. Re:Sounds good. on The Bug · · Score: 5, Funny


    Any ideas where can I find a book that's 'zany' and 'hypercharged'

    Here you go.

  24. Prepare for a lawsuit. on The Bug · · Score: 1


    "The Jester" is (c) The SCO Group.

  25. Re:Milking the franchise.. on Indiana Jones To Arrive Again in 2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In a Eastwood flick (Bloodwork) he played an aging cop that had to go through a heart transplant. A bit more realistic than Harrison Ford one-handed swinging on vines in the jungle as he shoots the natives with his other hand.