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  1. Hmm. on More Incompatible DVDs and CDs Coming Your Way · · Score: 5, Funny


    So if I buy the "Mission Impossible" DVD, I better heed the warning that says "This message will self destruct in 5 seconds" ?

  2. Re:Top 10 Uses on Truck Stops Get Wireless Internet · · Score: 1


    psst.. you have chewing tobacco in your unkempt beard.

  3. Re:Top 10 Uses on Truck Stops Get Wireless Internet · · Score: 1


    so how much do you computer geeks make for how much work? he-he-hee

    Just shy of $70K for a 37.5 hour week. 4 weeks of holidays. Sleep in my own bed.

  4. Top 10 Uses on Truck Stops Get Wireless Internet · · Score: 2, Funny


    Top 10 Uses for Internet at Truckstops

    #10 IM'ing the "ol' lady" back home in the trailer park.
    #9 IM'ing the "ol' lady" at the next trailer park up the road.
    #8 Checking if bobshaircuts.com in Topeka will treat your mullet with respect.
    #7 pr0n, pr0n, pr0n!
    #6 Ordering cigarettes from marlborough.com.
    #5 Ordering beer from schlitz.com
    #4 Getting refill blades from hairybackrazors.com
    #3 Ordering truckstop hookers.
    #2 Checking subscription at maxim.com
    drum roll
    #1 Checking the NRA homepage!

  5. Thanks Council of Europe. on Europe To Force Right of Reply On Internet Communication · · Score: 0, Funny


    .. Now everytime someone says "Jon Katz sucks" he'll feel obligated to reply.

  6. Re:Who are we cheering for? on IBM Doesn't Comply With SCO's Deadline · · Score: 1


    Either that or the code in question will also be found in some older work that SCO doesn't control like 386BSD.

    If that is the case then those portions of the kernel would be BSD licensed, no?

  7. How? on IRC Forum w/ CmdrTaco & Hemos Tonight at 8pm Eastern · · Score: 1, Funny


    How do I log into this IRC thing via the AOL InterWeb? My screen name is l337h4x0rzzzz@AOL.COM thanks

  8. Re:Maybe i'm just dumb on Profile of a Hard-Core Gamer · · Score: 1


    You missed:

    GO == Goatse.cx Online

  9. Re:Perhaps the censor can explain... on Matrix Gets Egyptian Ban For Explicit Religion · · Score: 1


    ..with the exception of the 23 people..

    I has wondered about that. Is a sampling of 23 individuals genetically diverse enough to ensure we don't end up with a matrix full of drooling tards? And this would the the sixth (or seventh?) time that the breeding stock has been reduced that far? I know, I know. It's a movie, just ignore holes like that.

  10. Re:As I write this... on Computers and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Studied · · Score: 1, Funny


    ..nothing to do with CTS. CTS != RSI, but CTS is ONE kind of RSI..

    Shit I must need another cup of coffee, for a split second I was thinking "Why is this guy talking about RS232 signals?"

  11. Re:Stop!! on SCO Gives Friday Deadline To IBM · · Score: 5, Funny


    Why the hell is IBM putting up with this crap?

    They're buying time. At 12:01 AM Saturday morning SCO's creditors will be backing up the moving vans... ;)

  12. They'll be sorry.. on One-Thumb Keyboard · · Score: 2, Insightful
  13. Walk outs on Executing a Mass Departmental Exodus in the Workplace? · · Score: 1


    1: Walk out of job.
    2: "Burn bridges" on way out.
    3: Rent Office Space and watch several times.
    4: Be happy and do what you enjoy without being a slave.

  14. Re:Aaargh, messed up the formatting on Port Mozilla, Collect $3696 · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    1. The vulva or vagina.

    "Vagina"? Is that anything like a cunt?

  15. For the Mac? on QuarkXPress 6 For Mac OS X · · Score: 4, Funny


    Anyone else getting a flashback to when Diablo II was in stores?"

    For the Mac? Ohh two weeks ago.

  16. Come on Mikey. on ReplayTV DVR to Remove Features · · Score: 1, Insightful


    Their new ad slogan will be "Costs More, Less Useful"

    Is that really necessary from a (presumably) unbiased editor?

  17. Re:Splitting Those ZIPs on .ZIP Standard to Fragment? · · Score: 4, Informative


    I for one have long since encrypted Zip files with PGP when I needed that security

    PGP zips files before encrypting them. At least older versions did. See this page

  18. More importantly.. on .ZIP Standard to Fragment? · · Score: 5, Interesting


    What will my unix *zip programs be compatible with?

  19. Which version? on Which Red Hat Should Be Worn in the Enterprise? · · Score: 1
  20. The answer is obvious. on Putting the TV Broadcast Spectrum to Better Use? · · Score: 5, Funny


    Give it back to the public for them to use as they see fit. I think The Goatse.cx Channel would get quite a following, at least it's not Trading Spaces.

  21. Re:Renaming on More 'Application-Specific' Optimizations in NVidia Drivers · · Score: 3, Informative
    In your pants? Yahoooo! 6 days of getting karma to "Excellent" (nee: "50") just to FUCK IT ALL UP IN ONE DAY so For The Record:
    Linux sucks
    Windows sucks
    RMS sucks
    Linus sucks
    Microsoft really sucks
    Apple sucks
    *BSD sucks (and is also dying)
    slashdot sucks
    everyone on this fetid, shithole of a planet sucks.
    Thank you.
  22. Re:Renaming on More 'Application-Specific' Optimizations in NVidia Drivers · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    ..and suddenly my best mate was sucking me off in my momma's basement.

    Come one, like that was the first time your "best mate" sucked you off.

  23. Nice but not for everyone. on Samsung LTM295W 29" LCD Review · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I have a 19" Sony at home on my game PC. Unfortunately the relatively slow refresh rates and latency of LCDs don't cut it for my 3D LCD shutter glasses from Elsa. So until LCDs get to ~110Hz+ I'm stuck with a CRT for my 3D gaming. :(

    Oh as an aside, the latest Revelator drivers from nVidia support many brands of 3D glasses and even the lame red-blue ones.

  24. Be nice you guys.. on SCO NDA Online at LinuxJournal · · Score: 5, Funny


    SCO can only show you half the evidence now as they haven't made up the other half yet. Just be patient and play nice, boys.

  25. Re:Yuck it up... on NASA's Foam Test Offers Lesson in Kinetic Energy · · Score: 1

    Of course, however when science is involved you have to detach and look at the hard data. Sometimes a black-humour joke helps.