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  1. Nuclear's the future. on Molten Salt-Based Solar Power Plant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this be the post-hydrocarbon world finally knocking? A "post-hydrocarbon world" has been available for a long time - nuclear. She's been knocking for so long that her hand is sore.

    While I would love to believe some form of solar power would meet the world's needs, it simply isn't feasible with current technology.

    We'll probably have wormholes, sexbots and universal prosperity before solar can meet the demand. :)
  2. Mom! You don't understand! on Sperm Could Power Nanobots · · Score: 1

    I'm not masturbating, I'm generating power for my nanobot army!

  3. A blogger has an idea! on Copyright Cutback Proposed As RIAA Solution · · Score: 1

    Wow! A blogger with an idea?! I'm sure Congress will drop everything and listen to this asshole with an opinion! I mean, wow, he's a blogger! He has a blog - we're saved!

  4. Re:A chance for alternatives on Office 2003 Service Pack Disables Older File Formats · · Score: 1

    The minute a user tries to open these retired formats Retired? Says who?

    If someone is still using a format, it's alive. May not be popular, but that's another issue.
  5. Re:Summary: on NASA Releases Cryptic Airline Safety Data · · Score: 1

    It is the fact that your comment has already been noted by Google. VINDICATION FOR MY PARANOIA!

    This is proof that my tinfoil hat, cell blocking paint, magic underwear and living in a basement are prudent methods of self-protection!

    People are out to get me! They're googling me and my words!
  6. Summary: on NASA Releases Cryptic Airline Safety Data · · Score: 5, Funny

    "OMG! WE ALL GUNNA DIE!" It further advises to:

    "Kiss your ass goodbye, because the proles don't want to spend the money to fix the antiquated system." I hope the translation is accurate, but my bureaucratese is a little rusty - much like the wings of the planes you people flew in during your holiday travels. :)
  7. Re:Wii and homebrew on Wii Hacked for Better Homebrew Games · · Score: 1

    It's only Bad News if Nintendo doesn't do something productive with the lone developers.

    If someone from the homebrew scene can actually make a game worth playing (a big if), that person should be able to go legal - without going broke.

    I couldn't think of anything better for the console market than a Windows-style revolution (eg, any jackass with a compiler can produce a game). Maybe start off with a digital download service for the initial release and, if the title is successful there or the developer wants to, release a boxed product. Maybe even bypass the retail box entirely and go for a shareware-style model?

    Maybe such a distribution system already exists? The last console I bought was a PS2, so... yeah.... I'm sorta out of the loop on this one.

    Oh, yeah, 99% of the people interested in this just want to play pirated crap.... they couldn't give a goddamn about homebrew games. We all know. Don't deny it. You aren't Larry Craig, I'm not a cop, and this isn't an airport bathroom. :)

  8. Re:Always use an alias. on How To Lose Your Job, Thanks To The Internet · · Score: 1

    Should I pay for chasing my dreams? Yes.
  9. Re:What? Me worry? on Arguing For Open Electronic Health Records · · Score: 1

    An STD would practically be a trophy here. What would the trophy look like? A limp, leaky dick with warts around the base?
  10. Re:Retarded on TSA Limits Lithium Batteries on Airplanes · · Score: 1

    "Take this plane to Cuba or I'll unscrew the wings from the plane" Sure thing, boss! Gitmo, here we come!
  11. Re:Before anyone cries censorship on Japanese Government to Regulate Online Communication · · Score: 2, Insightful

    to make up false accusations about others, post their financial and medical records online, their bank account numbers, spew racist rhetoric, make death threats, etc. One of these things isn't like the others! ;)

    How in the bloody hell can you compare spewing racist rhetoric and posting medical records? If someone from the KKK or Kill Whitey wants to blather on and on about the evil black/white race, let him - it's cheap entertainment. No one with a double digit IQ will take them seriously.

    Hell. The Creationist nutjobs are a helluva lot more dangerous than any racist I've come across - but I still would protect their right to make an ass of themselves.
  12. Re:I'm sick to death of four stupid drives on Netgear Introduces Linux-Based NAS Devices · · Score: 1

    only a complete moron would run these things as a single JBOD volume without any fault tolerance. Allow me to speak for the majority of morons: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bad. It's risky. And cigarettes cause cancer.

    Now, where's my smokes?
  13. Re:Problem with newspapers is the loss of the loca on Newmark Denies Craigslist Is Killing Newspapers · · Score: 1

    (The old woman in front row of the White House daily briefings (Helen something) Helen Thomas. Wiki and Google.

    The fact I know her name is proof that I have no life. :(
  14. Re:Two points about the article's headline. on Exploit Found to Brick Most HP and Compaq Laptops · · Score: 1, Troll

    It's annoying how the word brick has lost all meaning recently. Blame the Apple fanbois and their overpriced, crappy iPhones. Seriously.
  15. Re:The morphing technology is already proven on Tiny, Morphing, Electricity-Stealing Spy Planes Developed · · Score: -1

    barrel full of pork ...that tastes like steak! Mmm-mm!
  16. Re:more&more corepirate nazi incest on FTC Approves Google-DoubleClick Deal · · Score: 1

    I have no idea what you're talking about - rambling with strange punctuation, but "pirate nazi incest" sounds scintillating!

    Arrr, untermensch! Off with your knickers!

  17. Re:Good, maybe REAL artists will now have a chance on Radio May Have To Pay To Play · · Score: 1

    If anyone with a clean shirt and a decent haircut Counts me out.
  18. Huh. on Swedish Athletes Back GPS Implants to Combat Drug Use · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    And I thought the camel's nose would be under the "Sex Offender" guise.

  19. Re:Republican Categorizer on Presidential Candidates' Science and Tech Policies · · Score: 1

    "Gun Control"? Which Republican picked those categories? What does gun control have to do with science policy? We're going to need something to fight the hordes of robots with when they decide to rebel!
  20. Re:Not every candidate on Presidential Candidates' Science and Tech Policies · · Score: 1
    Reality Check:

    Kucinich Principled man with a cute wife, but he doesn't have a chance in hell of winning.

    Gravel Who?! (This is what's called a rhetorical question.)

    allowed more Republicans on the list than Democrats Boo-hoo! Every fringe candidate wasn't on the list! And there's more of one party! Sniffle, sniffle, sniffle. Shut up and do something about it. Something constructive.

    I heard Alan Keyes (again, a principled man... not sure how hott his wifey is, tho) is running, again, but he's not on the list.

    This seems a bit biased to me. You seem like a wimp or a troll to me.
  21. National Security. on NASA Ares Rocket Specs to Be Open Source · · Score: 1

    Anything that could threaten national security will be a blackbox.

  22. OMG! WAR CRIMES! on Guantanamo Officers Caught Modifying Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    even altering Wikipedia's entry on Cuban President Fidel Castro to describe him as 'an admitted transsexual' (misspelling the word 'transsexual'). Here's the deal: a couple guys - I'll make a wild ass guess here and assume 11B's - had some time to kill and wanted to laugh. Editing Castro's wikipedia entry qualifies.

    The Left is the Right's bestest friend. :)
  23. The Cult of the Mac on A Little .Mac Security Flaw · · Score: 1, Troll

    If you suppress bad news, it doesn't exist!

  24. Re:Right... on RIAA Protests Oregon AG Discovery Request · · Score: 5, Funny

    For one thing, I'm in my 50's, and for another, I think they'd freak at the beard... Mom?!
  25. Re:Imagine if the goatse.cx guy were to sue... on RIAA Argues That MP3s From CDs Are Unauthorized · · Score: 1

    What if he was riding Mr. Hands?