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  1. Re:The Culprit on Copyright License Fees Drive Pandora Out of Canada · · Score: 1

    Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!

  2. Re:You sir, are a criminal! on Copyright License Fees Drive Pandora Out of Canada · · Score: 1

    Not in Canada I am not.
    I love this. The slightly more expensive blank media grants me the right to copy. Works for me.

  3. The REAL question. on Plants Near Chernobyl Adapt To Contaminated Soil · · Score: 1

    If I take my next vacation near Chernobyl, will I come home with superpowers?

  4. Re:Forward thinkers on When the Senate Tried To Ban Dial Telephones · · Score: 1

    I have other criteria. At a store with friendly and helpful checkout staff, I will go to the human every time. At Canadian Tire, where their staff should generally not be allowed to continue to waste valuable oxygen, I head for the automated checkout with a smile.

  5. Re:No, Apple is not on 2011, Year of the Tablet? · · Score: 1

    After looking at the iPad for 5 minutes I decided it was exactly the wrong size. Too big to watch movies on the train too work. Too small to do any serious work on. If it were 7" I would have bought it on the spot.
    In fact I bought a 7" android tablet. Unfortunately it is a POS running Android 1.6 which I feel is just not ready for prime time.
    Someone will be getting my tablet budget next year, the only thing as yet undecided is who. I am still hoping for a 7" tablet with android 3.0 and a built in GPS, for around $300

  6. Re:Year of the X on 2011, Year of the Tablet? · · Score: 1

    To late... After 2012 being the year of the Apocalypse, 2013 will of course be the year of Linux on the desktop.

  7. Re:First rule of forming an A-Team of IT... on The A-Team of IT — and How To Assemble One · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone didn't use enough high explosives!

    There is no such thing as "enough high explosives".

  8. Re:Obligatory Simpsons on Opossums Overrun Brooklyn, Fail To Eliminate Rats · · Score: 1

    Just like beggars canyon back home. I used to bulls eye nutria rats in my T16 all the time.

  9. Re:Waste on Airbus Planning Transparent Planes · · Score: 1

    You are not the average consumer. The average consumer looks at price first. Sometimes only price.
    The average consumer would stand all the way on a 4 hour flight if it saved them $100.
    The average consumer would fly on a plane serviced and piloted by trained monkeys if it were $200 cheaper.

  10. Re:And who is going to kill 80 million people? on Capturing Carbon With Garbage Heaps · · Score: 1

    You were not paying attention. There are two more steps in the plan.
    1. Nuke 'em till they glow.
    2. Shoot 'em in the dark.

  11. Re:Awesome on Samsung's Galaxy Tab Android Tablet Now Official · · Score: 1

    Hang out at the YMCA and you can make this true without buying a tablet

    They have everything for you men to enjoy,
    You can hang out with all the boys ...

    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

  12. Re:creepy on SCO Puts Unix Assets On the Block · · Score: 1

    Isn't this kind of like buying a dead guy's shoes?

    Nope. In the case of buying a dead guy's shoes, you at least get something of value for your purchase.

  13. Shame on Canadian Government Muzzling Scientists · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have never in my life been ashamed to be Canadian. Until today. Thanks Stephen, you stupid ass!

  14. 6 Million Dollar Man on September Is Cyborg Month · · Score: 1
    I read this whole thread, and not one mention of Steve Austin.

    "Steve Austin, astronaut; a man barely alive". Richard Anderson (in character as Oscar Goldman) then intones off-camera, "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man; better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

    God how I loved that show when I was a kid. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Six_Million_Dollar_Man

  15. Re:Production cost on India's $35 7-Inch Android Tablet To Hit In January · · Score: 1

    You know, I test drove a brand new Yugo, many years ago, when they came out in Canada.
    I started it up, and the salesman was fiddeling around putting on the dealer license plate, I checked to make sure it was in neutral, and promptly stalled it when I took my foot off the clutch pedal, to help with the plate.
    I drove it for about 20 minutes and never did find 3rd gear.
    Strangely enough I did not buy the car.

  16. Re:Expensive on School Swaps Math Textbooks For iPads · · Score: 1

    I will personally kill with an axe one spotted owl for every 10 iPad sold to California's School districts. That way the balance of nature will be maintained. I feel it is important for me to do my part.

  17. Re:Pardon me, but... on Lo-Fi Phones and the Future · · Score: 1

    That is funny, my sister had the same nickname. I wonder why. :)

  18. Re:A proposition on They Finally Found Out We Like Our Computers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Windows sux... Just install Linux. :)

  19. Re:Six percent on Tech Sector Slow To Hire · · Score: 0

    No offense intended, but it you can write the book, then get up off your lazy ass, and write the freaking book already!

  20. Re:outrageous on VISA Pulls Plug On ePassporte, Porn Webmasters · · Score: 1

    300 Baud... Try 110!
    Also, get off my lawn!

  21. That explanes it on VISA Pulls Plug On ePassporte, Porn Webmasters · · Score: 1

    I thought my Visa card was over its limit.
    Thanks the porn gods for Mastercard.

  22. Re:Free ice cream on Anti-Google Video Runs In Times Square · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't.
    I am lactose intolerant, so the ice cream is useless to me.

  23. Please, please, PLEASE!!!! on Duke Nukem Forever Back In Development · · Score: 1

    Oh god please let it be so!

  24. Re:Cisco Planning to Squash Another Competitor on Cisco Planning To Acquire Skype · · Score: 1

    There is a simple way to turn it into an enormous amount of money.
    Just give it all to me. That way they are giving an enormous amount of money to one person. :)

  25. Re:Really? on Apple Announces New iPods, iTunes 10, Social Network, AppleTV · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I want the Apple TV with the rental arrangement

    I am interested to see if/when people hack this little box, and what they manage to make it do.