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When the Senate Tried To Ban Dial Telephones

An anonymous reader writes "With the Senate now looking to have the government block access to websites it deems to be bad (which seems to be called 'censorship' in other countries), it's worth pointing out that the Senate doesn't exactly have a good track record when it comes to deciding what technologies to ban. Back in 1930, some Senators came close to banning the dial telephone, because they felt that it was wrong that they had to do the labor themselves, rather than an operator at the other end."

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  1. Forward thinkers by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

    "For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3."
      -- Alice Kahn

    Maybe the Senate was far more forward thinking than any of us give them credit for.

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    John
    1. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That sounds awfully like the older people who complain about "self checkouts" at a supermarket. For one thing, they're not mandatory (at least not yet), and for another, I vastly prefer them as they tend to have much shorter waiting times, and I can scan and pay much faster when doing everything myself. It makes no sense that "other people should be doing this for me" when all it involves is pressing a couple of buttons, and in the end the result is far more convenient - and should result in savings for you when the store or whatever has to employ less staff.

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      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:Forward thinkers by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Better that than:
      "Please say your account number now"
      "12345"
      "You said 'one' 'six' 'potato' 'beep' 'peanut', is this correct?"

    3. Re:Forward thinkers by MoonBuggy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In principle I agree with you. In practice, self checkouts are buggy as hell and any saved money will go straight to the pockets of the executives.

    4. Re:Forward thinkers by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Informative

      For me self-checkouts are slower. Simply put: I don't move as fast as the full-time worker does. It takes me about 3 times longer. Also the "scale" often doesn't register when I move my item into the shopping bag.

      "Please put your item in your bag."

      "I did."

      "Please put your item in your bag."

      (removes item. Puts back into bag)

      "Please put your item in your bag."

      "Grrr." (pulls item out of shopping cart and dumps into bag)

      "Thank you sir. Please scan next item or press done to continue." ----- Yes that's right. I stole an item. Not my fault the machine doesn't work right. It's the store's fault.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    5. Re:Forward thinkers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      in practice, I can grab a few things and check out in 30 seconds. The stores are already fucking with me over membership cards and overpriced beef.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    6. Re:Forward thinkers by cj_nologic · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Thank you sir. Please scan next item or press done to continue." ----- Yes that's right. I stole an item. Not my fault the machine doesn't work right. It's the store's fault.

      How does the machine know you're a man? That's scary.

      Unless of course you're not - in which case, you're right, the damn machine doesn't work right.

    7. Re:Forward thinkers by plover · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll only use a self checkout if I don't have to wait behind another customer. Most people are way too technologically incompetent to scan their own merchandise.

      Watch the slow ones some time. They don't understand the scanner has to see those little stripes. They'll bounce the product up and down on the scanner as if that's the magic action required to get it to cooperate. Or they'll wave it back and forth and back and forth like it's a mystical ritual. They'll never try anything that might actually help, like locating the barcode, or changing the orientation, or smoothing the wrinkles from the wrapper.

      A cashier is almost always faster than a random human.

      --
      John
    8. Re:Forward thinkers by MayonakaHa · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I hardly qualify as "older" and I honestly think self checkouts are a waste of time and resources. When they're properly maintained and every item is entered correctly in the system and has a bar code I'm sure they'd work perfectly. As a former retail checker for several years and a customer I know that's hardly ever the case. SKUs change too fast to keep up with sometimes and maintenance from the equipment vendors doesn't come often enough and they react too slow to emergencies. The number of times I've gotten stuck on "Please put your item in the bag" are too many because it can't detect the weight properly and not to mention it feels like the laser in the scanner is much weaker than the one on a proper checkout terminal. If there's an issue you have to wait for the single employee who manages at least four of those self checkouts to come over and fix it. Usually that means waiting for them to finish with the other one or two customers with issues.

    9. Re:Forward thinkers by Sancho · · Score: 1

      I tend to think that I scan faster than the checker, but I don't know if that's because I'm actively doing the scanning instead of passively waiting for them to finish. I certainly feel like it takes forever waiting for the people in front of me to finish checking out.

    10. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The big picture is that a liberal application of automation and management by technology could intelligently create abundance with high efficiency while knocking out demand for labour, invalidating monetary economics.

    11. Re:Forward thinkers by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

      FEWER staff, not less.

      Secondly, any "savings" for this method will NOT be passed on to you, they will go to slightly greater corporate profits. You honestly still believe in such fairy tales?

      Thirdly if such savings, in a fantasy world, WERE passed on to you, then you would see fresh produce for $0.98 per pound instead of $0.99 per pound. Face it, the company has passed on the cost of labor onto you, the consumer. And you think self-checkout is an advance and it makes no sense to do it otherwise!

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    12. Re:Forward thinkers by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I realize that grocery stores actually operate on pretty thin margins; but I have a very hard time believing that the fairly elaborate(and deeply buggy and annoying) "theft prevention" mechanisms in the self checkouts actually work well enough to justify their existence.

      Pretty much every item in the store is marked with the weight of its contents, and the packaging weights within classes of objects don't vary too much(ie pound of shitty store-brand coffee vs. pound of the good stuff). Even an amateur should be able to break the weight-based verification system without breaking a sweat; but it is inevitably either failing to register my small items or freaking out because I've accidentally left the corner of my bag of earlier purchases just slightly on the scale. I'd assume that, if you are one of the pros(stealing mass quantities of baby formula to cut your drugs with or whatever) it isn't rocket surgery to haul out a scale and work out precise weights for your UPC swap scheme. Never mind, of course, that the checkout system doesn't know that it exists if you don't scan it.

      I have to imagine that it would be more efficient to have one loss prevention/old lady helper dude watching over 4 or 5 checkouts that focus on efficiency, rather than paranoia, instead of having zero humans watching a bank of paranoid but ineffectual self-checkout units...

    13. Re:Forward thinkers by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      You are either very fast on the self checkout, or don't generally buy very much. Even when the self checkout works perfectly, and there are no hiccups that require the assistance of an attendant, I don't necessarily know where all of the bar codes are, and I am not as fast as any of the checkers that I have ever met. I would much rather have someone else scan my shit. Bagging, on the other hand, is a toss-up. I can do that only marginally slower than the local bag boys, and wouldn't mind if I had to bag.

      So, while you are happy with self checkout, I much prefer to keep the checkers around. As you say, the choice is nice to have.

    14. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In principle I agree with you. In practice, self checkouts are buggy as hell and any saved money will go straight to Loss Prevention to help pay a fraction of the increase in merchandise theft.

      Fixed that for ya.

    15. Re:Forward thinkers by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      I have other criteria. At a store with friendly and helpful checkout staff, I will go to the human every time. At Canadian Tire, where their staff should generally not be allowed to continue to waste valuable oxygen, I head for the automated checkout with a smile.

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      If I were God, wouldn't I protect my churches from acts of me?
    16. Re:Forward thinkers by morari · · Score: 1

      I've never had any issues with the self checkout being buggy, and I use it almost exclusively at my local grocery store. You are correct however, that any savings are unlikely to be seen by the customer. It's the same issue I have with bringing my own bags... I'm saving the store money without seeing the benefit myself.

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      "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
    17. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      Both of those. Generally I don't buy much at a time, but also I can swipe things pretty fast by just guessing where the barcode will be and swirling it around in the general vicinity (helps that there are 2 scanners in the checkout as well and they can read codes from almost any angle).

      Sometimes it's a pain getting a bag open, but other than that it's much easier to just drop stuff right into the bag than deal with it at a normal checkout. I only go to the normal checkout now when I buy age restricted stuff or stuff with security tags on it.

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      which is totally what she said
    18. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also don't think it bothers them much that one asshole can go out of his way to steal 5 bucks from them. I'm sure it doesn't affect their profits much.

    19. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Secondly, any "savings" for this method will NOT be passed on to you, they will go to slightly greater corporate profits. You honestly still believe in such fairy tales?

      Have you not noticed the insane price wars always going on between major supermarkets?

      I don't really check the prices of stuff any more to be honest, but I assume the reduction in staff will indeed show up as savings, the same way that Amazon can afford to be so cheap.. razor thin margins to attract a large volume of customers.

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      which is totally what she said
    20. Re:Forward thinkers by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The reason why we have a balance of power between the Judaical, Executive and Legislative branch. Is that Judaical branch will stop laws which are unconstitutional. Even if the other 2 branches are politically motivated to do such. Also why the Judaical branch isn't elected so they are not pressured in a way that they will loose their job for insulting any other member in the government.

      So we got a lot of senators saying a lot of things... Most of it doesn't even get to real bill or even if it is added to a bill, if it is unconstitutional that part can be removed.

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    21. Re:Forward thinkers by sockonafish · · Score: 1

      Please stay out of the self-check line.

    22. Re:Forward thinkers by houghi · · Score: 1

      Never used a self-checkout. All it is is about dumping the people working the registers so management can get a bigger bonus. Thanks but no thanks. I like that those people have a job. No reason to take it away from them and all it could cost is a few minutes of my time a week.

      I tried the ones where you walk around with a scanner just to see what the fuzz was about and what it does is let you stay in the store longer. Time you spend in the store is extremely important as it is directly related to turnover and thus profit.

      Supermarkets have a huge range of doing sales. The ONLY way to avoid all the tricks a supermarket trows at you is very high tech. It is called a "shopping list". Make it before you go and best not if you are hungry. Stick to it no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT. You see a huge saving? Look at your list and if it isn't on there, do NOT buy it.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    23. Re:Forward thinkers by hedwards · · Score: 1

      To be honest, the self check out systems have gotten a lot better in recent times. The main objection I have to them is that I don't think that they've really nailed the process of bulk foods. And really produce for that matter, the things where you have to type in some sort of code and weigh it.

      It has gotten a lot better, and I suspect that they'll start using an electronic system which prints out a barcode with weight and product type on it in the relative near future.

    24. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's certainly a lot less boring than waiting around. I have the whole paying process down to a fine art these days though at ASDA, my brain pretty much knows the exact timings and onscreen positionings etc that the machine will ask me if I want cash-back, or the card reader will beep to say to remove my card, so I waste minimal time and don't have to wait for the thing to ask me to do something, nor have to speak back to it.. if I'm only buying a couple of items I can easily knock through it in less than a minute.

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      which is totally what she said
    25. Re:Forward thinkers by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      One of the grocery stores where I live gives you a discount if you bring your own bags (I forget what the amount is, but enough to make it worthwhile to save your bags and bring them back). Obviously they have smarter management than most grocery stores... if you give the customer an incentive to help you cut costs, you will have more customers helping you cut costs.

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      "16MB (fuck off, MiB fascists)" - The Mighty Buzzard
    26. Re:Forward thinkers by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      OK...you notice the insane price wars, but you don't check the prices of stuff? WTF dude? How does that follow? You, as an educated person, surely know the theory of "loss leaders"? Then you assume that the reduction in staff will show up as savings? EARTH TO DUMB GUY: they don't do business like that any more.

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    27. Re:Forward thinkers by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of when they started rolling out those club cards around here. The assertion was that they'd save you money if you allowed them to track your purchases. As it turned out virtually overnight the price on pretty much everything jumped drastically in price, leaving the club price suspiciously similar to the previous normal price.

    28. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      All of these things are true, but I still find them much more convenient and pleasant than traditional checkouts. Then again, some people enjoy social interaction with strangers, but I'm not one of them.

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      which is totally what she said
    29. Re:Forward thinkers by Xeno+man · · Score: 1

      If you have a lot of items, the cashier will be faster than you for several reasons. The main reason is the the self checkouts only let you scan one item at a time. You scan an item, put it on the scale, get next item, scan it, put it on the scale. A cashier can pick up one item and scan the same item several times if you are buying more then one. Say your stocking up on bottles of pop. Cashier will just pick up one and (beep)(beep)(beep)(beep)(beep), done.

      If you have several dozen items a cashier will be much faster as they have you loading a conveyor belt that constantly feeds them items to scan. 2 people will always be better faster than one unless it's their first day.

    30. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      The ONLY way to avoid all the tricks a supermarket trows at you is very high tech. It is called a "shopping list".

      I find will power works perfectly fine for me. Then again, I often forget to buy one item and have to go back the next day, so I probably should make lists more often..

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      which is totally what she said
    31. Re:Forward thinkers by immaterial · · Score: 1

      I see you haven't been to an Ikea in the past year, because there (at least in the LA area) self-checkout IS mandatory (caveat: I haven't been in the past 6 months so possibly by now they've scrapped this abortion of an idea).

      What's worse is they made it mandatory basically the moment they rolled it out. It was a shock when I first saw it. Where normally there'd be 3 or 4 normal checkout aisles open, there were 8 "self checkout" machines in groups of 4 each. Each group was staffed by a single person. Since the system was so new every other item people were scanning either came up wrong or didn't register at all, so every four customers had to wait their turn to get attention from a single employee, multiple times per transaction.

      It was so bad I just assume they'd scrap it entirely, but they next time I went back about 3 months later it was the same - except instead of one employee per group of 4, they 'fixed' the situation by bumping it up to 3 employees per 4 self-checkouts. Seriously: instead of 3-4 checkout lanes run smoothly by 3-4 employees, they switched to 8 self-checkout lanes run halfassedly by a mixture of customers and 6 employees.

      Now, the self-checkout at my local Home Depot runs great, and the company knows well enough that it's never going to get away with regular checkout aisles so there are always a couple available when necessary...

    32. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      I just remember the ads from TV and the slogans. I stopped checking the prices of stuff when I started getting paid enough that I can buy what I want to eat rather than having to buy the budget items on everything. Also I have a fairly limited set of stuff that I generally buy - maybe from time to time if I'm buying something new I will briefly compare prices out of interest, but in the grand scheme of things food is pretty cheap, and it's crazy of me to be trying to save a couple of pounds a month on toothpaste or peanut butter or whatever when I spend so much more on CDs, DVDs, games, etc

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      which is totally what she said
    33. Re:Forward thinkers by hibiki_r · · Score: 0

      Their margins are often 0, or negative. They make their money by not paying for merchandise on delivery, but a few weeks later. By cycling through inventory fast enough, they have large amounts of cash in hand, which they can play with in the same way gamestop does with their preorders.

    34. Re:Forward thinkers by sirambrose · · Score: 1

      You can't scan items as fast as the cashier can. I used to be a cashier at a store. I could scan and bag one small item in one or two seconds. I can't scan that fast at the grocery store because the machine wont let me. After I scan one item, the scanner turns off for 4 seconds while the register verifies the weight of the item. At the larger self check lane I can't even bag my purchases while I scan them.

    35. Re:Forward thinkers by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I have to imagine that it would be more efficient to have one loss prevention/old lady helper dude watching over 4 or 5 checkouts

      fix:
      Two people working together.
      One is pretending to be a moron, which draws the employee from their perch watching the 4 checkouts.
      The other person is on a checkout behind the distracted watcher, now stuffing bags with items of the correct weight, but vastly more expensive. I.e. bought 20 pounds of potatoes, loaded 20 pounds of grey goose vodka (hey, at least it's "still" potatoes).
      -nB

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    36. Re:Forward thinkers by schon · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of when they started rolling out those club cards around here. The assertion was that they'd save you money if you allowed them to track your purchases. As it turned out virtually overnight the price on pretty much everything jumped drastically in price, leaving the club price suspiciously similar to the previous normal price.

      It's pretty simple:

      It costs money to maintain the "club". That money has to come from somewhere. At the beginning of the "club" it's paid for by non-members (sale items only apply to members.) As time passes, everybody who shops regularly becomes a member, which means that 99% of their customers get the "sale" price, which means that there's not enough non-members to cover the costs of the data collection.

      The end result? Prices rise for everybody.

      Where I live, there is one local grocer who doesn't have such a program. Their prices are less than all the stores which have the programs (usually, a "club card" sale price at another store is the same as the local grocer's regular price.)

      They regularly get asked "when are you going to have a club card?"

      People are such fucking morons.

    37. Re:Forward thinkers by similar_name · · Score: 3, Informative

      My experience has been completely different, though my roommates is similar to yours. When we buy groceries I check us out.

      I don't deny there are some bugs but I think the majority of problems come from being an immature technology.

      The following are my thoughts on the casual observations of the way my roommate and I check out.

      The machine has a very limited margin of error for the timing between scanning and weighing and scanning the next item.

      The scale for instance can lag because the initial force of dropping the item in the bag registers more than rest weight. If you scan the next item before the scale stabilizes it throws the thing out of whack and it won't recover until the cashier comes over. In the meantime the software starts to lag and the instructions don't keep up with the customer's actions. This spirals into a very unpleasant experience for the customer.

      One solution could be to wait until the end when everything has stabilized to report an error. And then to have an idea of which item it could be that it doesn't understand. It would also help if the stores realized relying on such exacting weights problem cause more shrinkage than people who go in with the intention of shoplifting.

      That's my 2 dollars worth anyway.

    38. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      guess I'd better clarify: the ads saying "we have 2000 items cheaper than [competitor]" is how I noticed the price wars, and I rarely even watch TV..

      I don't see how it's dumb to assume that they will use further improvements in efficiency to continue to try and beat their competitors on price. And not every item can be a loss leader.

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      which is totally what she said
    39. Re:Forward thinkers by enjerth · · Score: 1

      Bonus if you use cloth bags, they don't tear and dump your groceries on the ground.

    40. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      I buy very few items, and you really can't assume that all checkout workers prided themselves on speed as much as you do. I've dealt with some reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally slow checkout workers in my time, some obviously just new to the job, but some just slow. I prefer to do things myself, I can have the current item bagged and the next item in place ready to scan as soon as the machine has checked the weight of the last item.. it seems as fast or faster than a normal checkout to me when I get it smooth.

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      which is totally what she said
    41. Re:Forward thinkers by enjerth · · Score: 1

      My favorite is when I decide to rearrange the contents of the bag and I pick up an item, move them around, I put it back in the bag and the machine starts accusing me of stealing.

      "Unexpected item in the bagging area. Please remove the item."

    42. Re:Forward thinkers by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      This 1000 times. I always bring my own bag, not only out of habit, it was common were I started doing it, but it also means I do not have to deal with their crappy bags.

    43. Re:Forward thinkers by AstronomicUID · · Score: 1

      Well, if he is not, then ./ is not working properly...

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      You must write The Book, and then tear away belief. Only you can save the light of man --Gary Numan
    44. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually have very few problems using self check out machines. I have been through enough of them to know how to get them working the way I want them to.

    45. Re:Forward thinkers by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Grey Goose is grain vodka, it is also crappy overpriced vodka. The whole brand was invented by a marketing asshole.

    46. Re:Forward thinkers by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Grey goose isn't made from potatoes.

    47. Re:Forward thinkers by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      I use them about half the time because I'm usually faster than the full time person. Yeah, I know, second career in the making.

      The problem with 'em is that you can't help but get the occasional idiot who goes up to one of them with something completely unscannable. The best I've seen so far is the nitwit with a bag of twenty goldfish. How he ever thought he could check that out himself is a mystery to me.

    48. Re:Forward thinkers by ortholattice · · Score: 1

      Their margins are often 0, or negative. They make their money by not paying for merchandise on delivery, but a few weeks later.

      So how does this make them money, with today's absurdly low interest rates?

    49. Re:Forward thinkers by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      A local supermarket with self-checkouts has one employee watching 4 (or is it 6?) stations; since I haven't used the machines myself, I don't know if there's machine paranoia in addition to this.

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    50. Re:Forward thinkers by Moryath · · Score: 1

      At any of the stores in my area, it's wait 10 minutes for a self-check, wait 20 for the ONE person left doing a live line.

      They all used "self checkout" as a chance to de-staff, and you're right, the "savings" went straight into the pockets of upper management types rather than improving anything about the store.

    51. Re:Forward thinkers by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 1

      Stick to it no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT. You see a huge saving? Look at your list and if it isn't on there, do NOT buy it.

      That's an awfully naive approach to shopping. Let's say I just bought laundry detergent last week. I don't put that on my list. Wow! 50% laundry detergent today! Aw shucks, can't buy any -- it's not on my list.

    52. Re:Forward thinkers by MBCook · · Score: 1

      The one at my local store works pretty well, but I'm almost positive it's been tuned in the year+ its been deployed.

      It's still not terribly smart. If you take an item out of a bag (or remove the bag), it will complain. If you put it back, it will shut up. If you immediately take it out again... it does nothing and happily accepts it.

      It's convenient, but I hate the things on principal. My store used to have 8 lanes, which could all be staffed at busy times, with 2 or 3 lines staffed at nearly all times. Now there are 3 normal lanes and 2 self checkout lanes (2 machines in each lane).

      Before, I could go in basically any time of the year and almost never see a line more than 2 carts deep. Now, thanks to the self checkouts (one of which seems to be malfunctioning about 10% of the time), I've seen lines 4 deep on weeknights, not even holidays.

      They're not as fast as the machines the checkout people use. They turn my shopping experience from something the store controls to a piece of software. They've increased the lines.

      While they do work well when you're buying a handful of things, for any real amount of groceries they can be terrible. So when lots of people need to buy a lot... everything gets backed up.

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    53. Re:Forward thinkers by EdIII · · Score: 1

      and I can scan and pay much faster when doing everything myself.

      Actually you can't. Far from it. It's just your perception that it is faster. A clerk can pass items through the scanner and down the bench much faster and usually has the benefit of another employee bagging the groceries. The automated process requires you, a single person, to do this on your own. Add into it the theft prevention software at work with the weight measurements, warnings, and whatnot, and you will find that you are in fact slower.

      The perception of speed comes from the fact that most times there is at least 4-6 automated check out machines and no wait times. It is rare that I have to wait for a machine, although lately that has not been true (using them since 1999). Additionally, since you are actively involved in the task and not waiting on another your perception of speed is altered.

      If you mean overall speed from the time you walk up to the front of the store to pay to the time you walk out of store, then yes automated check out machines will indeed be faster. However, that has nothing to do with the processing speed of your items and everything to do with the WalMart Effect(tm). If your not familiar, it is what happens you when have 5 billion fucking checkout lanes and a few underpaid and unmotivated employees manning .0000000000000000001% of the actual lanes available. Which is incidentally what is also increasing the wait times on the automated machines since the number of employees is at least been halved in the last 10 years. In the last 3 years (what a surprise with the 2nd Great Depression) I have found it to be exceedingly rare to see more than 2 employees at any checkout lane in any store.

    54. Re:Forward thinkers by gander666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Same argument around the proliferation of ATM's at banks. It was originally a vehicle to reduce staff expenditure (salary, benefits etc.), and save money. The irony is that you are often charged more for using an ATM transaction than to walk into a live branch and talk to a teller for the same transaction.

      Talk about messed up

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      Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress ... but I repeat myself. - Mark T
    55. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found a great way to deal with the bugs: whenever it freezes up due to the fucking scale, I just pick up all my groceries and go to another one. No waiting around for the staffperson to reset it 3-4 times during the transaction.

    56. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously need to buy heavier things. Duh!

    57. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything is "overpriced" and all taxes are Theft.

      You probably think that the only price you pay is the one you see at the cash register and would cheerfully live in a radioactive desert if it "saved" you money at the checkout counter.

      You've turned yourself into an unpaid cashier. In other words, you are working for the store. For free. You trade quality of life for quality of service. At least you realize that the membership cards are there to benefit the marketing people and not you.

      Enjoy your wonderful lifestyle doing things that other people used to do for you while you save the pittance that they got paid to do it. Just remember, when they're laid off, whatever products you may be producing - directly or indirectly - won't be affordable by the unemployed, and the Chinese can get it even cheaper because they cut out the middleman.

      But it you don't like it, well, all of our representatives are currently busy helping other customers. Your call is very important to us, though, so please stay on the line.

    58. Re:Forward thinkers by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was using a self-checkout at a grocery store and was somewhat bemused when I was asked to put a helium-filled mylar ballon in the bag. Thankfully there was an employee nearby to override the machine's demands. I wonder what weight was associated with that UPC? Was it negative? :)

    59. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The reason why we have a balance of power between the Judaical, Executive and Legislative branch."

      Judaical!? Hummm... those pesky zionists, always power-hungry...

    60. Re:Forward thinkers by icebraining · · Score: 1

      A cashier can pick up one item and scan the same item several times if you are buying more then one.

      Seriously, they have to do that? Here they just press the number on the cash register keypad and then pass it once. The machine will take care of registering it N times.

    61. Re:Forward thinkers by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      I suspect it's an implicit offer of "you do the work instead of our employees, and you get *some* of the savings", and people often take them up on it.

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    62. Re:Forward thinkers by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      One of the cheap tactics used by the Aldi's and PriceRite chains to eschew those club cards (and coupons, for that matter)

      There's time overhead for the club members themselves, and marketing aggregation, but I always figured the big idea was to be able to ding non-members for a premium, even though it's phrased as a discount for members.

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    63. Re:Forward thinkers by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Just as a thought. Now that these types of self service are starting to gain popularity. In the age of smart phones with cameras how long till people take a snap of the bar codes of the cheaper stuff and present it to the scanner on check out?

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    64. Re:Forward thinkers by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      I'd never thought of the force from the drop causing problems, but now you mention it it makes perfect sense. Good call!

    65. Re:Forward thinkers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Oh, ok. At the local grocery, I just do self checkout and then flirt with the cute girl riding herd on the several checkout lanes.

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    66. Re:Forward thinkers by misexistentialist · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Efficiency is good, especially if it makes worthless jobs like cashiering obsolete. Maybe self-checkout hasn't delivered yet on its potential to streamline shopping, which benefits consumers as well as corporate profits, but hopefully RFID will perfect the process after picking up funding through ridiculous applications like passports.

    67. Re:Forward thinkers by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I avoid the self-checkout machines for the same reason. They are a very poorly-designed mishmash of existing hardware items, cobbled haphazardly together using a system that requires manual intervention from an employee if you so much as breathe wrong.

      The other day, the employee suggested I use the self-checkout for a fairly large order because the only cashiers had lines, which was a disaster. Basically she had to stand at her console, overriding the machine every couple of items because I had too many groceries to fit in the bagging area, and one of my kids was moving them to the cart as I filled each bag. Of course, the machine threw conniptions every time we so much as touched something in the bagging area. In the end, it probably would have been faster, and definitely would have been much less hassle to wait in line.

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    68. Re:Forward thinkers by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      in practice, I can grab a few things and check out in 30 seconds.

      In practice, when I put the second item on the output belt, the system grinds to a halt, reverses the belt, and demands that I rescan the item. Four times. The next item, when placed on the belt, doesn't register as being "on the belt" so the system is stuck in "put the scanned item on the belt" mode. The fifth item doesn't scan at all and I finally just leave it setting on top of the machine. The sixth item is a "scan the card, the item is in lockup" so someone has to come over and then run to the special room they keep the expensive stuff in so I won't steal it from them anyway.

      This is especially annoying when the one item I want to purchase is a bottle of pop and I have no reason to "put the item in the bag", I just want to drink it. But we can't proceed to paying for the item until I "put the item in the bag".

      I've pretty much always found that the human checkout person is faster than the self-checkout, and the assistant will bag the stuff up while it's being paid for.

      The stores are already fucking with me over membership cards and overpriced beef.

      That's true whether you use human or self-checkout.

    69. Re:Forward thinkers by Obfuscant · · Score: 2, Funny
      This 1000 times. I always bring my own bag, not only out of habit, it was common were I started doing it, but it also means I do not have to deal with their crappy bags.

      Yeah, but if you don't use their plastic bags, you have to spend money to buy condoms.

    70. Re:Forward thinkers by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      grats! we have come back to the 3rd post in this thread

    71. Re:Forward thinkers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Seems like you stop being so damn pedantic and actually listen to the lesson. We aren't lawyers and we aren't computers. A bit of flexibility pays dividends

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    72. Re:Forward thinkers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Informative

      Saving $2/day leads to an extra $700 per year for vacation/toys. That's something like 3 full weekends of dance workshops, for instance.

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    73. Re:Forward thinkers by jamesh · · Score: 1

      "Please put your item in your bag."

      "I did."

      "Please put your item in your bag."

      (removes item. Puts back into bag)

      "Please put your item in your bag."

      Maybe you'd hurry up if it told you "you have 20 seconds to comply".

    74. Re:Forward thinkers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      It costs money to maintain the "club".

      No it doesn't. If you're not a moron, it's a net negative because you can mine the data for shopping patterns and use that to drive stock turnover.

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    75. Re:Forward thinkers by andymadigan · · Score: 1

      Near future? My local grocery store (Wegmans) has been doing that for at least 15 years, and they've never even had a self checkout. The other grocery store in the area is Tops, they have self checkout, and it SUCKS. It's ridiculously slow, (five seconds between screen loads in 2010?) and the first time I used it I still had to go to the dunce "watching" (talking to her friends) the terminals to sign my receipt. The Tops I went to was a new store, they had fewer normal checkout lines than even the smallest Wegmans.

      Unless there's a major improvement in these self checkouts, (they can start by using hardware/software that's faster than these new Windows based ATMs) I think competitive stores will start finding themselves LOSING business solely because they have a self checkout and the customer experience is lousy it leaves the customer with a bad view of the whole store.

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    76. Re:Forward thinkers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      balance of power between the Judaical, Executive and Legislative branch.

      Did you mean Judicial, or do you think the Jews run the courts?

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    77. Re:Forward thinkers by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      I much prefer that style they have at Stop & Shop (at least around here) where after scanning the item, it goes down a conveyor belt under some other scanner that must check the size or something. No need to worry about items until they start piling up in the bagging area.

    78. Re:Forward thinkers by mysidia · · Score: 1

      That sounds awfully like the older people who complain about "self checkouts" at a supermarket. For one thing, they're not mandatory (at least not yet)

      What do you think will happen if supermarkets start offering a 15% discount on the total of your purchase for using self-checkout? (After marking all the items in the store up 17%, of course)

    79. Re:Forward thinkers by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Fewer employees, yes, but "staff" is a mass term (unless you mean something a shepherd carries).

    80. Re:Forward thinkers by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I only used one once. Wasted a ton of time reading instructions, and had to have the attendant help me anyway when there was some sort of problem. I presume though that the regulars know what to do, know which slots accept money, which slot the receipts come out of, how to reposition items if they're not scanned right, etc. The self checkout lines were not shorter that I could see.

    81. Re:Forward thinkers by RalphSleigh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like the self-checkouts and find them quicker, but there are a few rules

      1) Nothing age limited or in a security case that requires staff interaction anyway, just queue for the human when buying booze.

      2) Unpackaged fruit or anything you have to weigh is a bit hit and miss.

      3) Please please please understand the simple concept of showing the scanner the barcode, reverently placing the item in the dead centre of the scanner/scales platform thing and saying a prayer will not make it scan. I have seen far too may people fail to understand this, despite presumably having spent their entire lives watching the human operators do it. Ditto when its moaning at you to put the item in the bagging area, leaving it in your buggy/handbag/in another bag on the floor won't work.

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    82. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think its been proven somewhere that the actual employee's steal more than the customers, and having self checkout lanes doesnt increase the shrink at that store. There was a time that they disabled the weight verifcation on self checkouts and people just happily put stuff in the bags and kept moving.

    83. Re:Forward thinkers by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I'm curious... if there was a substantial discount for using automated checkout (or surcharge for using non-automated checkout), would you still think the same way.... or would you go for that discount, how much is the friendly/helpful checkout staff worth to you, and is it enough for you to sacrifice a little bit of $$$ to take that route? :)

    84. Re:Forward thinkers by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      The trick is to rotate the object as it passes through the scanner. Don't bother finding the codes, the scanner usually can scan at high speeds and from the bottom and side, just rotate it as it goes through and 99% of the time it'll find the code. If it doesn't then just keep turning it. I love those things at my grocery store. There are usually no lines and I can scan items 10 times faster than the "special"/old/apathetic people who seem to make up most of the checkout staff.

      It also saves me from going through the annoying ritual necessary to appease the grocery gods and get your stuff out of the store: "no, I don't want to donate", "no bags, thanks", "no, no bags", "no, not even for those", scan card, "credit", "no, I can handle it", "you too".

    85. Re:Forward thinkers by theJML · · Score: 1

      I (unfortunately) used to be a cashier at a grocery store. What I find is that the machines for "Self Checkout" are so dumbed down that there's like a minimum wait time between items. On a normal register, if you had a stack of like items (like say cat food or koolaid packets or whatever) and I had a bagger, I could easily keep up 300 scan's per minute. I think the scans per minute metric on the self checkout machines is like 5. It's Horribly slower than the ones used in the normal lines and it really irks me. However, If there's no line for them, I'll use it every time. I know it saves the company money and therefore saves me money. It also is nice not having to deal with someone else who isn't very well trained, but the big benefit is that there are usually 4 machines for each "line" of people, so chances of getting stuck behind the one guy that has to have someone look something up or un-break the machine for him with the furthest manager from his location is usually a lot lower.

      It also helps on those days that I just want to skip all human interaction...

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    86. Re:Forward thinkers by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      So, you are saying they just need a bigger truck?

      As to the idea of 0 or negative margin, that is absurd enough that debating isn't needed. That sounds really cool on paper, but it doesn't work that way in the real world. You *can* go read the SEC filings and other public financial documentation (net and gross margins, etc.) for any publicly held grocery chain, instead of making shit up and thinking you understand business.

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    87. Re:Forward thinkers by CapOblivious2010 · · Score: 2, Funny

      This 1000 times. I always bring my own bag, not only out of habit, it was common were I started doing it, but it also means I do not have to deal with their crappy bags.

      Yeah, but if you don't use their plastic bags, you have to spend money to buy condoms.

      What? You haven't switched to the new reusable fabric condoms? Shame on you! Polluting the earth with all your throwaway non-organic condoms...

    88. Re:Forward thinkers by Restil · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What do I care if an executive makes more money? My ONLY concerns when grocery shopping is that I can find and afford what I want, and get out of there as quickly as possible. If I have 2 items and there's an open self-checkout station, why WOULDN'T I want to use that instead of waiting 5+ minutes in even the express line?

      Of course, it only makes sense to do it if you have a small number of items. The checkers who don't have to wait for the voice prompt to scan the next item can blow through 100+ items a lot faster than I could. But I like having the choice.

      -Restil

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    89. Re:Forward thinkers by CapOblivious2010 · · Score: 1

      Grey goose isn't made from potatoes.

      Fermented Geese?

    90. Re:Forward thinkers by jmac_the_man · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Same argument around the proliferation of ATM's at banks. It was originally a vehicle to reduce staff expenditure (salary, benefits etc.), and save money. The irony is that you are often charged more for using an ATM transaction than to walk into a live branch and talk to a teller for the same transaction.

      You only get charged an ATM fee at an ATM that isn't your bank's. You wouldn't be able to perform an ATM transaction at a bank that isn't your bank either. Complain about ATM fees if you want, but this is a dumb reason to complain.

    91. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right except for one small detail. The people running the checkouts could find better-paying jobs in more technical fields elsewhere, and we would all save money which would improve our quality of life. You're working from the assumption that there are A.) A finite number of available jobs, and B.) There are a finite number of available job titles. While, strictly speaking, for anyone looking for employment under someone else this is true, where it fails is when people find something gainful to do on their own. It also fails to account for advances in technology, which frequently replace titles like Telephone Operator with titles like Network Technician.

      Labor saving devices like self-checkout invariably result in a net benefit for all of society, whether they personally benefit you or not.

    92. Re:Forward thinkers by ewieling · · Score: 1

      I don't use them because the store gives me no incentive to use them. They don't seem to be any faster most of the time and the frustration factor when the damn machine gets confused is actually a disincentive to use them. I might feel differently if the store discounted the total by some small percent. It doesn't have to be much.

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    93. Re:Forward thinkers by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      The reason why we have a balance of power between the Judaical, Executive and Legislative branch. Is that Judaical branch will stop laws which are unconstitutional.

      Actually, the Judaical branch is there to strike down (or, in technical terms, to "smite") any laws which are inconsistent with the Old Testament.

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    94. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In principle I agree with you. In practice, self checkouts are buggy as hell and any saved money will go straight to the pockets of the executives of the developer firm.

       
        Fixed that for you.

    95. Re:Forward thinkers by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      You whine that any money saved will go "straight to the pockets of the executives." But, the way I see it, self-checkouts have three benefits:

      1. They're faster; there's less waiting in line.
      2. Your eggs and light bulbs will no longer be crushed by groceries that have no business being set atop eggs and light bulbs.
      3. Their presence means fewer people waiting in line to flirt up the cashier (tempered, admittedly, by a reduced number of cashiers on some shifts.)

      So, what does it matter of the grocer's overhead went down $30 an hour or if Chairman Bob had to mortgage his house and sell his daughter into prostitution? You get those benefits either way, and the prices you pay will have little to do with whether or not they offer automated checkouts.

      Case in point: The Woodman's near my house has automated checkouts; the Cub Foods seven tenths of a mile down the road does not. However, Cub Foods manages to charge $5.50 for $3.50 pizzas, $6 for $3 light bulbs, $2 for a dozen eggs instead of $1, sells stale sushi for the same price as fresh, and charges for a single onion what will buy me a dozen at the neighboring gas station.

      And, contrary to /. groupthink, Cub's screwing their customers on price doesn't make them a bastion of Quality and Worker's Rights. They don't pay their workers any better, they don't employ any more of them, and their produce is mediocre.

      FWIW, the last time I shopped at WalMart, they charged more per ounce for a 24-pack of Coke than a 6-pack. But, the Fast Lane (tm) managed to charge me for four 6-packs without any glitches.

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    96. Re:Forward thinkers by socsoc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've had absolutely no problems that have held up people when I do something like buy a twelver of corona and a few loose limes. It takes no time to show your id, if they even care. Then you punch in the code on the produce sticker or look it up. I take less time than someone trying to figure out how the hell to swipe their debit card. Your rules could be condensed to "if you're a retard or have a cart, use the regular line."

    97. Re:Forward thinkers by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Informative

      FEWER staff, not less

      Fewer staffers, less staff. (the former being countable)

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    98. Re:Forward thinkers by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      I don't think a cell phone's display is going to actually reflect the infrared in a manner which the scanner can read.

      Additionally it's a bit risky, since the self-checkout lanes are normally monitored and that's pretty suspicious behaviour.

      You could probably get away with printing your own barcodes and subtly holding it over the real barcode when scanning. Even better, print out adhesive codes and stick them to the items when you're collecting them from the shelves (probably less likely to be seen), and then the checkout process looks absolutely normal. This also has the benefit that you can take your time to find the cheapest product of equivalent weight to the one you want.

    99. Re:Forward thinkers by Xveers · · Score: 3, Funny

      This I can top. My local store has us pay for bags (voluntarily, mind you) by ringing in a PLU code. Only five cents per plastic bag. Pretty common fare around here. Anyhow, so I tell it I grabbed one plastic bag, and then it asks me if I wanted a bag for it. Which would then mean I'd have to plug in another PLU code, and then it would ask me for ANOTHER bag... and so on and so on....

    100. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If buying a few items and in a rush, i'd use the self checkout. Otherwise, i'd use a full service aisle. The supermarket I go to, they pay 2 people, one to scan, one to pack. Saves me packing, AND scanning, and im indirectly responsible for those two people staying in employment.

      If everyone used self service checkouts, they'd be out of a job.

      Same reason I don't put away my food tray in a foodcourt. They have a person whose job that is...

    101. Re:Forward thinkers by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Well, if they can no longer play that game it would explain why food prices have gone up so much the past few years.

    102. Re:Forward thinkers by monkyyy · · Score: 0

      that would be bad then old people would start trying them with their bad eyesight, lack of understanding of computers, and more stuff

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    103. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have to imagine that it would be more efficient to have one loss prevention/old lady helper dude watching over 4 or 5 checkouts that focus on efficiency..."

      In Australia this is precisely how it works, but the weight system remains also.

    104. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FEWER staff, not less.

      No, it's LESS staff. You could also say FEWER staff members. "Staff" is not countable, "members" are. The GP is correct.

      Don't be an ass about grammar unless you really know what you're talking about.

    105. Re:Forward thinkers by NemoinSpace · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That's what they said about ATM's right before they started charging you to use them.

      Of course if I have to put up with one more cashier that can't count and can't speak I may use self checkout more.
      Or shop somewhere else.

    106. Re:Forward thinkers by mysidia · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some banks offer a refund of such ATM surcharges, either limited $$ per month or unlimited, i'm thinking E*Trade Bank, Charles Schwab Checking, ING Direct, Merrill Lynch, Arcacia, Everbank, GMAC, USAA, and others.

      Many banks also have 'home network', where there are no surcharges to transactions on ATMs 'in the network'. You can avoid surcharges, either by picking the right bank, or by going to the right ATM, there are a wealth of choices.

      ATM surcharge is an idiot tax :)

      [Or a tax for people who are in need cash fast in an emergency, from some casino or convenience store with a 3rd party operator]

      Sometimes you have to pay for extra convenience. But your bank is indeed happy to let you use their ATMs for free, instead of using the teller -- they won't charge -- in fact, they'll encourage it.

    107. Re:Forward thinkers by randallman · · Score: 1

      I use them as an express checkout. It's nice when there is nobody in line and I can scan a few items a leave quickly. I don't dare go through with a full buggy.

    108. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worthless jobs?
      Not to the people who do them.
      Perhaps you'd prefer to just be unemployed, or on a benefit...

    109. Re:Forward thinkers by mysidia · · Score: 1

      When have you ever seen a bank charge their customers to use the ATM? I think using the ATM to make deposits and withdrawls at your own bank is universally free, basically, unless you are overdrafting (or something).

      That i've seen no banks charge their customers... 3rd party ATM network operators offer ATM withdrawls as a service with a surcharge, but they are 3rd parties, not the person's bank; those ATMs wouldn't even exist, if not for the ability to lay a surcharge, and the "service" is the location of the ATM, not the mere fact it's an ATM.

      Similarly other banks allow non-customers to use their ATMs to make withdrawls, in exchange for a surcharge.

      But these aren't really like bank tellers at all, they are just cash disbursement machines, for example, you cannot make deposits at them like you can at your own bank's ATM. :)

    110. Re:Forward thinkers by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Labor saving devices - if they actually work - result in a net benefit for all of society, whether they personally benefit you or not.

      Fixed that for you.

      I'm not convinced by self scan, though at mine it often moves faster because trolleys aren't allowed, plus there's one line feeding 4 machines so you don't get stuck behind the idiot wanting to pay with a foreign check or something.

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    111. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      staff: No such file or directory

    112. Re:Forward thinkers by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      The whole brand was invented by a marketing asshole.

      Some people like to fawn over marketing assholes

      But why France? Doesn’t vodka come from Russia, or perhaps, in a pinch, Scandinavia? “People are always looking for something new,” says [Sidney] Frank. It’s all about brand differentiation. If you’re going to charge twice as much for a vodka, you need to give people a reason.

    113. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scale is retarded. There should be a rapid-scan mode like they have for regular cashier. If I have 20 items, I can scan them in a few seconds and be done. I don't want to scan one-thing-at-a-time-and-then-place-it-in-the-bag-so-I-can-scan-another-item....!!!!!!

      Secondly, self checkout actually results in less mistakes than cashier checkout. I know - crazy, but true..

      Finally, people that steal will not bother with self checkout. Why? Because at all stores with self-checkout, there is generally 1 cashier per 6 or 8 stations (generally all there is) watching you very carefully!!

    114. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the ones I've seen do both - 4-6 self checkouts in the space of two standard lines with an overseer to reset things when we stare in incomprehension at a mistake and/or card for alcohol. The one that bugs me is Sam's Club checking your receipts at the exit - you paid a membership to join and they still expect you to shoplift? It would be one thing if they only did it on electronics and such, but on generic groceries?

    115. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only time I find checkers faster than me are where supermarket jobs are decent jobs - when in Eastern Europe (Hungary) and in rural areas of the US.

    116. Re:Forward thinkers by ultranova · · Score: 1

      It makes no sense that "other people should be doing this for me" when all it involves is pressing a couple of buttons, and in the end the result is far more convenient - and should result in savings for you when the store or whatever has to employ less staff.

      You won't get any savings, the owners pocket those. Also, since the store doesn't need that much staff, unemployment increases and depresses wages. Finally, if there's any kind of problem, you have no one to solve it.

      Once again, profits are private, damage is collective. And people wonder why I'm leaning more and more towards communism the older I get...

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    117. Re:Forward thinkers by Biotech9 · · Score: 1

      Here in Sweden the savings I guess are passed on, because people that self scan get a load of 'deals' on various items.

      First off the system is totally different than what people describe here, there is no weighting. You pick up a hand-held scanner (shaped a bit like the ray guns from the first star trek TV show), and then you go through the shop scanning what you pick up and put in your bag (which is great, I usually just stick it all in whatever bag or coat pockets I have available and rarely buy plastic bags now). The scanner shows you the items and prices on a display. You hand in the scanner and pay as you leave. In the beginning they randomly checked (I think maybe one in 10 times), which was fairly painless. In total I was checked three times by my local Ica store. I haven't been checked in well over a year now.

      As I said there are also deals just for self scanners, and usually they are not bullshit deals on slow-moving items, but pretty decent savings on products that everyone uses. It saves a ton of time and the store has a policy of having no queues for the self scanning line, so they always prioritise serving those people first. It's a great win-win situation.

    118. Re:Forward thinkers by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Grey Goose is grain vodka, it is also crappy overpriced vodka.

      How can you have crappy vodka? It's just alcohol and water. As long as both are reasonably pure, it should be impossible to tell one vodka from another, since there is no difference.

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    119. Re:Forward thinkers by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ``How does the machine know you're a man? That's scary.''

      That's why I don't use self checkout. Not that the machines here know I'm a man, but they do require the use of a debit card. I prefer to pay cash, because there's more than enough tracing of my whereabouts and actions going on as it is.

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    120. Re:Forward thinkers by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "EARTH TO DUMB GUY" - your theory makes the unstated assumption that all the shops collude to keep prices artificially high. If shop A installs self checkouts then it may be able to make extra profit for a short time, (first mover advantage), until shops B, C and D all do the same thing and the competition in the indusrty returns to a level playing field. At this point shop A has lost it's first mover advantage and can no longer avoid competing on price by pasing on the savings unless all the other shops agree to do the same thing (ie: collusion / price fixing).

      How is any of this is related to the concept of loss leaders which all shops employ to attract customers?

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    121. Re:Forward thinkers by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      It's not "older people." I've only heard objections from people who don't like the idea of someone's job disappearing.

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    122. Re:Forward thinkers by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      Some stores have disabled the quantity button for non-managers.

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    123. Re:Forward thinkers by ultranova · · Score: 0, Troll

      So, what does it matter of the grocer's overhead went down $30 an hour or if Chairman Bob had to mortgage his house and sell his daughter into prostitution? You get those benefits either way, and the prices you pay will have little to do with whether or not they offer automated checkouts.

      The more money Chairman Bob gets, the more bribes he can afford to give to the politicians, thus pushing this ever closer to feudalism. After all, Chairman Bob can make even more money if he gets those pesky minimum wage and employee rights and protection laws repealed.

      Chairman Bob is your enemy. You have to deal with him, but you should be mindful of how these interactions increase his power. It matters, because all that power will be used against you, sooner or later.

      Class warfare is alive and well, and you're losing.

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    124. Re:Forward thinkers by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      I'm sure what you describe is real, but in my area, we have Krogers competing with Food City, Walmart and others. Krogers is union, pays about 2 bucks an hour better than Walmart, and several workers there have told me they get close to full time hours so they can qualify for for health insurance. Krogers also has an automated checkout station set while in this locale Walmart doesn't. Food City has automated stations, plus a really awkward layout for the non-automated ones, a pharmacy that is closed completely three days a week and has odd, short hours the rest of the time, and lots of things they do worse than Walmart to balance anything automation is gaining them. Quality? Maybe... There's some better brands at the Krogers I don't see at Walmart, but prices for them are close to the same things at Fresh Market, usually a bit better. Fresh market is high, has noticible quality gains and losts of exotic brands, herloom foods, imports and such, and doesn't have automated lanes. Incidentally, the Food City has very similar prices and quality to Walmart, within say 3%. So, like you, I don't see any strong correlation between automation and prices or value, but unlike you, I do see one of the local companies that is fielding automation seemingly passing some benefits to either the customers or their workers.
              I don't think your metrics are entirely practicable. A lot of basic products tend to be priced very close to commodity levels whatever else the store does, so what you notice with regard to price may vary more because of what foods you choose than it does by the store's profit model. It could be that all sorts of stores in a given area charge about the same for cornflakes or basic chicken noodle soup, but one chain marks up the fruit bits and granola cereals, or the hearty soups much more than the other. Same with 'worker's rights' - maybe someone pays better, but is anyone really likely to both pay better and hire more people? I wouldn't expect something like adding some automated service lanes to cause such big differences that all the price margins would change or all the employee issues would improve.

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    125. Re:Forward thinkers by flux · · Score: 1

      Yes, I also prefer self-checkouts.

      However, should they ever choose to replace all checkouts with self-checkouts, I very much suspect that the time savings (for clients) would be gone, because it only needs a few people per checkout to stall the queue.

    126. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really believe that grocey stores don't compete? You really believe there isn't a horde of millions of stay at home women who watch every penny? Yes, I make 6 figures, but my wife gets mad about the price of milk going up 3 cents. You have no idea how cut-throat the grocery business is and how aggressive they are about competing on costs on many items. They created the concept of the loss leader. Yes, some of the savings will go back to you.

    127. Re:Forward thinkers by M8e · · Score: 1

      I only use throwaway organic condoms. I think the organ is some kind of sheep intestines.

    128. Re:Forward thinkers by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Interesting. The IKEA I frequent (Palo Alto) also has 8 self-checkout lines, but they're reasonably well staffed (so people too dumb to use them still move through reasonably quickly). More to the point, the machines actually work. I can use the hand scan-gun and run through items as quickly as I can find barcodes, which may not be as fast as an employee since they know where to look but is certainly faster than the usual 5-second-per-item delay that you get with the self-checkout terminals. I assume this is because they've disabled the weight checking. The slowest part tends to be the actual purchase process - their "hit cancel on the keypad to run this as credit" always confuses the hell out of people. They do have plenty of normal checkout lanes too, so the self-checkouts aren't horribly overcrowded.

      Yes, I've been to the local IKEA a couple of times.

      My experience is also the total opposite at Home Depot. All-time, I probably have about a 40% trouble-free checkout rate there. Their stupid weight sensors never pick up on stuff like small bags of screws, etc. Honestly, who would bother stealing an 80 item? Likewise on most grocery stores.

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    129. Re:Forward thinkers by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Only because they're done horribly wrong, and that's probably because you're all untrustworthy scum or something.

      I've seen American self-checkouts at a US airbase in Germany, the type where you shop, then individually scan each article and have an annoying voice tell you to drop it in the bag, and the system checks validity based on weight.

      You're right: it sucks monkey balls.

      The self-checkout I'm used to, you scan your member card, take the indicated hand scanner with you in the shop, and scan as you go. At the checkout, you plonk the scanner in a rack, pick a random checkout machine, and re-scan your member card. Voila, all your stuff appears on-screen, you can optionally add some coupons, add extra articles and then pay. No weighing, no shit.

      Checks do happen, of course, but are semi-random. I've noticed that you're almost certain to get checked in a shop you've never been; very likely in shops where you go less than once a month; very likely if you've tried to scan two or more unknown barcodes; plus the occasional random scan. the check consists of an employee coming over, badging in to the machine and scanning a random subset of your items, probably around 10%. All in all, it goes perfectly smooth in any shop where you go on a regular basis.

      Honestly, most people spend less than five minutes at the machine, and there's hardly ever a queue. That particular chain even started up a new brand of stores recently, where self-scan is the *only* way, membership optional, but with manned payment stations and a shared queue. An interesting experiment.

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    130. Re:Forward thinkers by Hellsbells · · Score: 1

      I pay $2.00 each time I use an ATM that belongs to my bank, and up to double that for an ATM that doesn't belong to my bank.

    131. Re:Forward thinkers by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      What is this ATM fee you speak of ? :-) Here in Europe, debit transactions are free at any ATM in your own country, and in Belgium you can even go inside and use the self-bank type ATMs of any bank, also for free - dunno if that particular one is European yet.

      Internationally, you'll still get charged a fee, though, and credit card transactions on an ATM are also paying.

      We complain how greedy and extortionist the banks are, but apparently it's even worse in the US.

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    132. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voted up by other people who apparently shop at discount self checkout centres or can't figure out how to place things so the register on the 'scales' of the bag area.

      I did have that happen a couple times to me the first time I used them, Then I noticed the back was off-centre and not resting on the 'scale' part properly. So it become obvious to me (and I doubt I am superior) that I should correct this and in the future just keep and eye out for it and now it never happens and the things are generally faster and easier to use.

    133. Re:Forward thinkers by dintech · · Score: 1

      Self checkouts are fine as long as you're not buying alcohol. Nothing is more annoying than "Approval Needed" followed by a 10 minute wait while you finally manage to get the attention of some dim-witted nomad assistant wandering aimlessly between the checkouts.

    134. Re:Forward thinkers by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Wheat. Very few vodkas are made from potatoes anymore. The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Chopin.

    135. Re:Forward thinkers by jaggeh · · Score: 1

      change banks....

      i dont even get bank charges because i pay my bills through my banks online service.

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    136. Re:Forward thinkers by jaggeh · · Score: 1

      i dont get charged fees in the eurozone, only when i try to withdraw from outside.

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    137. Re:Forward thinkers by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Think about it. If supermarkets could suddenly produce food for 1/10th the price, you bet you'd see savings in one way or another. Likewise even a 5% saving, and eventually you'll see that saving, unless there's a cartel or monopoly. That's what the market is for, competition and all that.

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    138. Re:Forward thinkers by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Hmm. maybe I should check my bank statements, you could well be right.

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    139. Re:Forward thinkers by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Yes, but far more convenient still would be to get an x-ray type device to simply scan all the items in the trolley to do everything at once. I can't believe they didn't try to go for that approach instead of the current item-by-item approach.

      Mind, if internet shopping becomes the norm in the future even that will be redundant I guess.

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    140. Re:Forward thinkers by Inda · · Score: 1

      For a newspaper, self checkout is easier.

      You also don't have to follow the instructions the machine blurts at you. There are shortcuts.

      I never press any buttons. Scan, feed the money in, walk away.

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    141. Re:Forward thinkers by Hellsbells · · Score: 1

      In Australia we have four major banks that all charge these fees, and almost always match each other on all their fees.

      Whenever a viable competitor pops up, one of the big four banks just buys the new bank up.

    142. Re:Forward thinkers by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      I refuse to use them ; any saving the supermarket makes from their use is going to be ploughed into their margins, not into noticeable savings for the customer. Meanwhile, another low-paid labour job is automated out of existence, meaning someone who may not have the skills or ability to get another job is now living in poverty.

      I square my unease with automating work out of existence by working in the healthcare IT market - healthcare will always employ as many people as it can afford ; automating healthcare work hopefully just increases the quantity and quality of care that can be given, rather than pitching people out of a job (at least, in a nationalized healthcare system).

    143. Re:Forward thinkers by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      How to win at these things :

        - knock the prices of 2000 things down to a penny less than your competitors
        - slap an extra twenty-one pence on 100 products (preferably something incredibly essential and expensive)

      Et voila, you just increased your profits and got yourself a soundbite too.

    144. Re:Forward thinkers by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      While you are correct, /. is comprised of a shocking number of aspiring and succeeding Chairman Bobs.

    145. Re:Forward thinkers by AlecC · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the UK, ATMs in the walls of banks are generally free to all users, including customers of other banks. ATMs in other places - groceries, pubs, hotels etc - generally charge £1.50 or £1.75 - about $2.00.

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    146. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      The only complaint I've heard about them wasn't about jobs disappearing, it was about having to do the work themselves when someone else for some reason "should" be scanning and bagging everything for them. Small sample size of course.

      I think the majority of people who complain about them will just be lazy or scared of technology, and looking for excuses to complain about them rather than doing it out of any noble ideas of keeping unemployment rates down.

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    147. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In practice, self checkouts are buggy as hell

      Not the ones I've used in the supermarket near me.

      and any saved money will go straight to the pockets of the executives.

      So what? Once self checkouts catch on, every supermarket will naturally start using them (since they save money and thus generate extra revenue). But once this happens, any supermarket will have an opportunity to lower its prices, undercut its competitors and attract more customers, which is a win, so (barring cartels) this is what they'll do - all of them. Basic principles of capitalism and free markets dictate this.

    148. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      Actually you can't. Far from it. It's just your perception that it is faster. A clerk can pass items through the scanner and down the bench much faster and usually has the benefit of another employee bagging the groceries

      I know that the machines at the normal checkouts are technically capable of scanning faster than the self checkouts, but the people operating them often aren't. And we never have other employees doing bagging here in the UK. Once every few months you get kids from some charity helping people bag their groceries and expecting a donation for it, but that's it. Usually the actual checkout person asks "would you like help bagging your items?", and usually I say no.

      Yes, the time saved in the queue alone is a big deciding factor.

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    149. Re:Forward thinkers by jcr · · Score: 0, Troll

      pay $2.00 each time I use an ATM that belongs to my bank

      That really sucks, big time. I'd dump that bank if I were you.

      My brokerage account provides me with an ATM card, and they actually refund any ATM fees.

      -jcr

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    150. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      If I wanted to start getting money conscious, I'd probably start by getting a diesel vehicle again, it would make much more difference in terms of budget, and it wouldn't mean having to fuel my body with lower quality foods or do an in depth audit on food costs at different supermarkets just to save a tiny amount of money. I would change my shopping habits to always do massive food runs rather than doing small trips to the supermarket each day (but that's kind of necessary to get fresh vegetables anyway so meh).

      I'm quite serious about trying to live and especially eat well these days - and I don't have to pay any money to have a fun weekend since I can do Parkour anywhere :) I should probably be saving up a bit more money sure, but I live within my means, and at least I'm not in debt like a lot of people these days seem to be :/

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    151. Re:Forward thinkers by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      That's a phenomenon that doesn't really exist in Belgium - ATMs are in the wall, and there's selfbank stations inside the banks, but nowhere in pubs or shops.

      On the other hand, most shops will happily provide extra cash if you're paying with debit card - dunno if that is common in other places.

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    152. Re:Forward thinkers by SamSim · · Score: 1

      I predict self-checkouts will be shortlived in any case. It's only a matter of time before every item you buy has an RFID tag on it and you just put your basket or trolley through a big reader to calculate the bill.

    153. Re:Forward thinkers by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      s/atms in the walls of banks/atms run by a bank/

      At least round here (near manchester) There are many bank run (well at least bearing the logo of a bank) and free to use ATMs in places other than the walls of banks. Often in places like railway stations, large shopping centres, larger supermarkets etc.

      You can also get cash out as part of a debit card purchase (reffered to as "cashback) in most supermarkets and some other shops. I've never heard of anywhere charging extra for this service.

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    154. Re:Forward thinkers by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      I'm an anti-capitalist liberal hippy but the fact remains that a Business - run for profit - is not a charity set up to give people jobs. If the robot can do the job adequately well enough, and won't ever go on strike, take cigarette breaks or go postal on the customers whilst remaining cheaper to run than the wage bill then the Robot is going to get the job.

      Personally I'm waiting for the day when all barcodes are replaced by RFID chips and I can just pick something up and walk out the door

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    155. Re:Forward thinkers by AlecC · · Score: 1

      On the other hands, I have seen ATMs run by Alliance & Leicester, but not on their premises, that charge all except their customers.

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    156. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      Seems like it could be quite an expensive and fiddly solution, with even more waste than conventional packaging. I was imagining more a system with a conveyor belt where the barcodes are auto-scanned one at a time, but that admittedly also would be expensive and fiddly, just in a different way.. but at least it would be compatible with current packaging standards.

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    157. Re:Forward thinkers by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you're wrong

      In the UK, ATMs owned & operated by a bank are indeed free for all to use. There was a short time a number of years ago when the banks started charging customers of other banks to use their ATMs (around £1-£2). This ended after about a year after a massive consumer outcry.

      There ARE a large number of 'private' 3rd party ATMs, which are usually the small freestanding kind you find in shops, petrol stations etc. These DO charge anyone (normally between £1.50 - £5) and fill the gaps in bank ATM coverage. ATMs in (relatively) 'remote' locations (i.e without direct local competition) often charge in this way, for example at motorway service areas.

      I'm sorry, I meant "here in Europe the trains are free, come every 2 minutes and travel at 1000km/h; cars fly and run on nuclear fusion, there are 40 doctors for every person and it's all because we aren't greedy like those rude fat americans are!!(end sarcasm)

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    158. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience is less buggy terminals (although it's common for 1/4 of them to be offline) than with buggy users: the one who wants to put all the bagged groceries back in the cart, the one who can't figure out how to use the credit card swipe, the one who wants to pay using food stamps that have to be manually cleared by the attendant.

    159. Re:Forward thinkers by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I have to imagine that it would be more efficient to have one loss prevention/old lady helper dude watching over 4 or 5 checkouts that focus on efficiency, rather than paranoia, instead of having zero humans watching a bank of paranoid but ineffectual self-checkout units...

      That's how they work at grocery stores I've visited, though they also have the paranoid machines as well. I gave them a try, but they drove me nuts. I already have enough computers acting stupid every day; I don't need another one.

    160. Re:Forward thinkers by noidentity · · Score: 1

      FEWER staff, not less.

      I guess you never heard of the incident where the self-checkout machine got fed up and removed one of the employee's arms in a fit of machine rage. Less staff in that case.

    161. Re:Forward thinkers by noidentity · · Score: 1

      BTW, I figured the drive for these self-checkout machines was a rising minimum wage. If you're faced with employing someone at a cost far above the services they provide, or buying a machine with fits your budget, you choose the machine. Minimum wage: forcing you to jack your labor's price well above its market value.

    162. Re:Forward thinkers by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Talk about supply and demand.

      If people pay MORE to use the automated process with a machine, it will have some kind of benefit for them to be worth it.

    163. Re:Forward thinkers by vonart · · Score: 1

      There is a chain of stores in the US, Stop & Shop, that is doing what you describe for self-checkout now. It's much much more convenient than the regular self checkouts here. I wish more stores would take that up, though from what I'm told, there's a lot of people stealing the hand scanners... ...and annoyingly, the hand scanners every so often make a "ka-ching" noise and show some special on the screen they're having. It's loud and unwelcome. It's still better than the regular system, though.

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    164. Re:Forward thinkers by mikechant · · Score: 1

      You can also get cash out as part of a debit card purchase (reffered to as "cashback) in most supermarkets and some other shops. I've never heard of anywhere charging extra for this service.

      50p cashback charge in my local Spar (only used the service once, nearby free ATM was broken and Sainsbury's closed).

    165. Re:Forward thinkers by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      You probably think that the only price you pay is the one you see at the cash register and would cheerfully live in a radioactive desert if it "saved" you money at the checkout counter.

      You've turned yourself into an unpaid cashier. In other words, you are working for the store. For free. You trade quality of life for quality of service.

      This math only applies as stated if the alternative is getting to walk right out the door without paying. For many people, the experience of operating a self-checkout once in a while is more pleasurable than the experience of waiting in line for an available register (fewer), then waiting again while someone else scans your groceries.

      Depending on context, either approach may be better for the shopper - which is why many stores replace their 10-items-or-less lines with self-checkout, since the two often coincide.

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    166. Re:Forward thinkers by ultranova · · Score: 1

      While you are correct, /. is comprised of a shocking number of aspiring and succeeding Chairman Bobs.

      Slashdot is comprised of a shocking number of John Galt wannebes with some succesful consultants thrown in, and a few people running a business employing a few persons. Chairmen congregate on business magazines websites, where they whine about the eeeevil minimum wage laws and unemployment benefits eating into their profits since they make the masses less desperate.

      But don't worry, Bobbys of this world: we'll return to your feudal utopia soon enough. Libertarians and other right-wing scum won't rest until the powerful are free to oppress the without interference.

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    167. Re:Forward thinkers by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      In principle I agree with you. In practice, self checkouts are buggy as hell.

      Couldn't agree with you more.

      On most days I can walk reasonably upright, and while I have a nice pair of opposable thumbs and have been programming for 15+ years ... the first (and only) time I ever tried to use one, it was bitching and shrieking that I didn't put the article into a bag. I didn't need a friggin bag. It seemed like every time I moved it started whining about "put the article in the bag".

      Eventually, I walked away and left the PFY who oversaw them to sort it out. It was just way too rigid in what it expected me to do.

      Admittedly, I see lots of people use them, so they must work. For me, they're not worth the hassle -- scanning groceries isn't something I aspire to do.

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    168. Re:Forward thinkers by necro81 · · Score: 1

      That may sound nice, if you have a handful of nicely barcoded objects in your (hand-carried) basket. But nearly all my encounters with self-checkouts are at Big Box Mega Home Improvement Store. You can't get a self-checkout to recognize that your have a ten-foot length of conduit, whether it has a barcode or not (at least, not yet). I once had a model freak out while checking out a box of nails with a clear barcode. As soon as it encounters something out of the ordinary, it freaks out, locks up, and refusing to do anything without the hand-holding of an employee, who curiously isn't anywhere to be seen. Meanwhile, they've reduced to one or zero the number of human-staffed, traditional check-out aisles.

      Hmmm... No staff in the usual checkouts, no staff at the self-checkouts. If there is no one there to object, perhaps we should all just walk out with our merchandise.

    169. Re:Forward thinkers by Peter+Mork · · Score: 1

      I agree that scanning your groceries at checkout is slow and error-prone. However, at the Giant I shop at, you can scan your groceries as you go. Then, when you get to the checkout, you swipe your credit card and go. (Okay, there's an annoying delay to select the 5-cent canvas back discount eight times, but no delays due to incorrect weight.)

    170. Re:Forward thinkers by necro81 · · Score: 1

      Ditto when its moaning at you to put the item in the bagging area, leaving it in your buggy/handbag/in another bag on the floor won't work.

      Why should we lower our expectations or alter our behavior to accommodate seemingly advanced, but functionally mediocre technology? The grocery store, or super-mega-big-box-home-improvement-store, is in the service and retail industry, they should realize this. If I've scanned something in, why hell shouldn't I be able to put it in the canvas bag I brought with me?

    171. Re:Forward thinkers by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      I realize that grocery stores actually operate on pretty thin margins; but I have a very hard time believing that the fairly elaborate(and deeply buggy and annoying) "theft prevention" mechanisms in the self checkouts actually work well enough to justify their existence.

      Even a minimum wage worker costs on the order of $32,000 per year, per shift, and can maybe process twice as many groceries as an automated lane. If an automated checkout lane costs $100,000, uses minimal electricity, and is available year-round, then you'd have four lanes ($400K) and one attendant per shift ($100K), or $500K for the first year and $100K for each year thereafter. For the same volume of customers, you'd need $200K per year, perpetually, and that's not including the initial cost of the manual checkout lanes.

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    172. Re:Forward thinkers by Peter+Mork · · Score: 1

      In a recent Rachel Ray article, I read that when comparing two grocery lines, you should always choose the line with fewer people, not the line with fewer groceries. Why? Because the social interaction cost* per customer is more significant than the minuscule amount of time spent scanning each item. The article didn't compare self-scanning (slow, but no social interaction cost) to cashier scanning (fast, but with a social interaction cost).

      *The time required for the social handshake: "Good morning, how are you? Paper or plastic? How will you be paying? Etc."

    173. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still have a barber shave your face every day?

    174. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there are insane price wars, how come most all products are $x.99 or $x.95? If supermarkets truly had no capacity to dictate prices (i.e perfect competition, P=MC, yadda yadda), then the probability of all goods just happening to end up with prices of $x.99 or $x.95 would be pretty slim indeed.

    175. Re:Forward thinkers by garwain · · Score: 1

      The closest convienience store to me has a self-checkout option for us regulars who shop up just as the owner is trying to open the store. THere are 5 of us that shop up just about every morning minutes after he's opened the door, and we simply get what we need (I've also notices that every one of us purchases that same items every morning... coffee and cigarettes), even though the cigarettes are behind the cash, he tells us to just go and get them while he's busy getting the place ready for the day. Since we all know what our purchase costs, we just leave the money on the counter for him, and head out. Once he told me that cigarettes had gone up $0.25 a pack the week before, so I settled up with him, and continued on with the new prices. Of course, a system like this only works when you know the prices, and can avoid scanning each item individually. THe owner does scan the items through when he gets around to it, just to make then inventory and cash balance. THen again, I live in the back country, where we also have a general store that supplies everything needed to survive. I actually just fax them a grocery list every other week, and when the delivery truck is in my area, they drop off what I ordered, and send me a bill.

    176. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      Here in the UK we do have .99 stuff (though generally only for more expensive items like electrical equipment or computer games), definitely not "most all" though. The stuff I buy like bread, milk, rice etc are not all at .99. Then again, 99 cents is around 50 pence here so in America it's a lot easier to round stuff out to .99. And then the competitor could go to .95 to try to beat them out on price.

      .95 seems to be an American thing btw, I've not really noticed it over here.

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    177. Re:Forward thinkers by j_sp_r · · Score: 1

      At my dutch bank, starting with the plan that costs 30 euro a year I get charged nothing by my own bank (operators can still charge) when I use an ATM anywhere. There is a 1% cost for changing currency (ATM and paying in stores).

      Bank of America charges 2 dollars to use an ATM outside the US + 3%.

    178. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stack overflow?

    179. Re:Forward thinkers by impos · · Score: 1

      I don't know how old you are, but I got an ATM card around 1982. I was able to use it at all banks and ATM's without fee for at least 6 to 8 years, as long as the machine was on network (Plus or Cirrus, I believe it was). Parent was making the point that ATM's were free to use anywhere for a long time, and as time went on, they started charging us for access to our money, even though they were billed as convenient and money-saving for both bank and client. This doesn't seem like a 'dumb reason to complain' to anyone who remembers not paying to use the ATM.

    180. Re:Forward thinkers by DwySteve · · Score: 1

      It does work. People store their customer rewards cards on their iPhones and such. I believe there's an app for that.

      This is a great idea for theft. I'm sad I didn't think of it first. Can it be patented? :)

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    181. Re:Forward thinkers by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      I do apologise - the third-party ATMs in UK slipped my mind, as they don't exist here in Belgium. I'm not sure if there's a prohibition on them or something, but they're just not here.

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    182. Re:Forward thinkers by j_sp_r · · Score: 1

      How these things work, I've haven't seen them in the states yet. Back at home (NL) I use them sometimes, you scan an item, put it on the conveyor and it goes trough some kind of X-ray. After you're done you bag everything (the next person gets a separate exit lane).

    183. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds awfully like the older people who complain about "self checkouts" at a supermarket. For one thing, they're not mandatory (at least not yet), and for another, I vastly prefer them as they tend to have much shorter waiting times, and I can scan and pay much faster when doing everything myself. It makes no sense that "other people should be doing this for me" when all it involves is pressing a couple of buttons, and in the end the result is far more convenient - and should result in savings for you when the store or whatever has to employ less staff.

      New technology is great, but, time yourself in self checkout next to a regular line. The cashier flies through 50 items while some idiot take 5 minutes to figure out what kind of apples they have. I love technology. You may like not having to say good afternoon to another human being but it is not faster. Not everything is better without people. And remember our unemployment problem, oh yea, that.

    184. Re:Forward thinkers by BlkPanther · · Score: 1

      FEWER staff, not less.

      Secondly, any "savings" for this method will NOT be passed on to you, they will go to slightly greater corporate profits. You honestly still believe in such fairy tales?

      Thirdly if such savings, in a fantasy world, WERE passed on to you, then you would see fresh produce for $0.98 per pound instead of $0.99 per pound. Face it, the company has passed on the cost of labor onto you, the consumer. And you think self-checkout is an advance and it makes no sense to do it otherwise!

      I'm not sure where you shop, but produce is one area I DO see things like $0.98 / lb. In fact I just bought bananas last night for $0.46 / lb. Cucumbers were $0.62 / each. I would find it much more strange, at least where I shop, to find produce priced using the $x.x9 strategy.

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    185. Re:Forward thinkers by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      That's quite the greedy Spar, then - it doesn't cost them anything at all as there's already an ATM transaction anyway; and it keeps cash out of the till, so has a discouraging effect against robberies.

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    186. Re:Forward thinkers by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Hmm.

      Stolen handscanners should be easy enough to remedy by tagging them and putting an alarm gate at the checkout exit.

      I've never seen the things do that here, but I can see how it would be a bit annoying. On the other hand, the scanner telling me about a combo offer on something I've just scanned would be welcome; and *maybe* I could live with it prodding me about something in an isle I've been hesitating in - rfid + timer based, or something. That's a very definite MAYBE, though.

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    187. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't need friendly and helpful checkout staff. I want to pay and get out, friendly checkout staff get in the way of that, and unless I have an actual problem, helpful checkout staff probably do to (by helping with things I don't want help with).

    188. Re:Forward thinkers by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry as well, I shouldn't post pre-lunch when I'm cranky :)

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    189. Re:Forward thinkers by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      What bank is that and why are you still with them? My bank doesn't have any of their own ATMs, so they refund me the ATM fees of any ATM I use (up to $3 per transaction).

    190. Re:Forward thinkers by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      "most shops will happily provide extra cash if you're paying with debit card - dunno if that is common in other places." It's common practice everywhere that I've lived in the US. I've been denied extra cash at little country stores when traveling on occasion. Small Mom & Pop places that don't have the most up-to-date hardware and software, and/or aren't willing to pay the fees associated with upgrading. Having driven truck, I know that it's quite expensive for a truck stop to do business with corporations like ComCheck. ComCheck is SECURE, but the fees are exorbitant. I have little idea how expensive it is for an EZ-Mart or any other little store to do business with Ameri-Card - but I'm sure it costs.

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    191. Re:Forward thinkers by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Before I moved, the local small Tesco had two human-operated checkouts and two self-operated ones. I rarely saw more than a couple of people in the queue. Now, the one nearest me has 4 human-operated checkouts, but rarely staffs more than one or two of them. The result? Half the throughput, queues every time I go in there, and higher operating costs.

      Checkout operators with modern tills are one of the jobs that I really hate. They are just make-work. The human provides no value over the machine. They're like helpdesk operators that just follow a script. If you're going to employ humans, let them use their judgement and make decisions. Otherwise just use machines. If one of your employees is ever in the position to tell a customer 'I can't override the system, and I can't refer you to someone who can', then you need to reevaluate whether their job is worthwhile.

      With a modern checkout, I give the item to the person, the person waves it at the machine, then they give it back. Then they press one button and point me at the machine where I insert my credit card. There is absolutely no reason for them to be there when the machine is functioning correctly (which isn't always, so you do need someone to supervise a group of checkouts).

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    192. Re:Forward thinkers by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      If I've scanned something in, why hell shouldn't I be able to put it in the canvas bag I brought with me?

      You can, but you have to place the canvas bag in the bagging area first. Then scan an item, then place it in. It validates the weight of the item matches the item description, which it can't do if you don't place the item in the bagging area.

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    193. Re:Forward thinkers by jdoverholt · · Score: 1

      ...non-organic condoms...

      Latex is organic, it comes from trees :-)

    194. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where were you, playing Avatar The Game when the whole economic system almost collapses a few months ago?

    195. Re:Forward thinkers by Pingmaster · · Score: 1

      Does Australia not have anti-collusion laws? If that (exact) situation happened in the US or Canada, there wouldd be a pretty big kerfluffle about it.

    196. Re:Forward thinkers by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The self-service checkouts here accept cash. I generally pay with a credit card (1% cash back, don't have to carry as much cash, and don't have to mess around with change). If I have lots of loose change, I dump it in the self-service machine before paying the remainder with a credit card. Last time I did that, I ended up putting only 5p on the card. I'm pretty sure Tesco would have made more money if they'd just given me a 5p discount...

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    197. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will use a self-checkout when there's something in it for me, directly.

      I used to be a grocery checkout clerk, and using a self-checkout seems far too much like work for me not to be getting a paycheck from it. Or at least a good discount. Give me 5% up to $20 off of my groceries and you have yourself a deal. Until then, I will wait in the longest line imaginable before using one of those things.

      Oh, and I'm 30. That's not particularly old. And I've had this opinion since I was about 23, when they started introducing those damned things.

    198. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like people complaining about the loss of ticket agents in the NYC subways. I can't understand why people WANT to have employees doing things that are handled better by machine. Sure I don't see any of the savings, but I finish my transaction and leave more quickly, and that's all I care about.

    199. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      The last time I went to a real checkout thinking that it would be quicker because the queue was shorter, I ended up watching as people who had joined the self checkout queue after I joined the "normal" queue, checked out, feeling like an idiot. Yes the occasional person will be slow on the self checkout, but in general it is much, much faster.

      People don't take "50 items" to the self checkouts, they take hand baskets - at least in all the supermarkets I've been to you're restricted to baskets. If I ever did a massive shop in one go then I'd be happy to go to a normal checkout - trying to do multiple bags on a self checkout is just asking for the computer trying to start some shit with you.

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    200. Re:Forward thinkers by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Cardbank. I love it.

    201. Re:Forward thinkers by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You can read bar codes with mobile phone cameras already. There have been apps available for doing that for years (since before the iPhone!). It doesn't need to read IR, it can 'just' take a 2D photo and do some image processing on it. As to the theft aspect, the checkouts already check that the weight of the items match the weight of the scanned goods. You could apply this to the entire trolley or basket. Mind you, with RFID, you could just scan the whole lot with an active sensor at the exit and avoid the phone step...

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    202. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      Never tried the game I have to say, but around the time that the "economic system almost collapsed", the company I work for started picking up, and I got a very reasonable raise. We were struggling before the crisis and things started picking up just before and throughout it. I see people always complaining or talking about the "crisis", but if it wasn't for all the constant news coverage, I doubt anyone would have noticed much difference. It's almost a self fulfilling prophecy to get everyone worked up and worried about spending too much money or hiring more employees etc. I've had the best couple of years of my life recently. Maybe it would be different if I were a home owner or relied on loans/credit to do stuff, but I never have and I'd prefer to keep it that way.

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    203. Re:Forward thinkers by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Same reason I don't put away my food tray in a foodcourt. They have a person whose job that is...

      No, that makes you a daft prick - now people who have trays full of food have to clean up your shitty mess before they can sit down and eat.

      You, Sir, are a bastard.

    204. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smaller staffers, shorter staff?

    205. Re:Forward thinkers by Silfax · · Score: 1

      I take less time than someone trying to figure out how the hell to swipe their debit card. Your rules could be condensed to "if you're a retard or have a cart, use the regular line."

      Same thing occurs at the human operated checkouts. Whenever I am forced to use one I always get stuck behind someone who doesn't realize that they need to pay at the end -- 3-5 more minutes while they locate their debit/credit card/checkbook/cash.

      My only problem with the self checkouts is that I am usually ahead of the machine - scan - bag - scan - bag, and sometimes get the item into the bag before the unit is ready for it and get the "unexpected item in bag" warning.

      The savings in using the self checkout comes about because I get 5 minutes of my life back while there, and save more time because I bag the items according to where I need to put the stuff when I get back home.

    206. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      They only introduced them here in the UK a couple of years ago. I've never worked in a checkout, so I quite enjoy the novelty of scanning my own stuff even after these 2 or so years. I actually stopped going to one supermarket entirely because it didn't have self checkouts, though it must have them by now as I noticed its sister store now does (and they're even faster than the ones I've used in other stores, it's awesome).

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    207. Re:Forward thinkers by Jesufication · · Score: 0

      There's a "skip bagging" button. Don't blame the fact that you don't understand simple technology and shoplifted as a result on the store.

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    208. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And from what part of the World are you posting your opinion from? Many things like bank charges and telephone tariffs differ widely depending on the consumer protection laws in a given jurisdiction.

    209. Re:Forward thinkers by IsoRashi · · Score: 1

      Saw a lady steal cookies once at a self-checkout. She partially filled up one bag and then removed it from the scale. Did the "I removed an item" thing for the system. Then she grabbed an item in each hand, scanned the one in her right, then turned and put that item in the bag on the scale and the other in the bag on the ground. Maybe it was accidental, dunno... didn't stick around to watch.

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    210. Re:Forward thinkers by DisKurzion · · Score: 1

      Yawn.. Our local supermarket (Giant) has had the barcode printout for produce for years now. Replaced all the old-school hanging scales everywhere.

      The cool feature we have is going 1 step beyond self-checkout even: Self-scanning as you shop.

      You scan your bonus-card when you enter the store, you get a hand-held barcode scanner. You pick up an item, scan it, put it in your bags. When you're done shopping, you go to self checkout, it copies over everything you scanned, and you pay.

      The system works well. They deter theft by doing random audits, which typically take less time than waiting for a cashier anyhow. Plus they take $2 off if you pass the audit. Fail 3 audits, you're banned from the system.

      I love it, because most cashiers care more about speed than bagging things sanely. With this, I can sort all of my groceries as I shop (dry goods, freezer foods, refrigerated,non-foods, etc)

    211. Re:Forward thinkers by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I just picked something expensive that I thought was related to potatoes...
      I drink scotch myself.

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    212. Re:Forward thinkers by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      I know you can read barcodes using optical cameras, but I don't think any of the automated checkouts do, and that's the thing you're trying to fool. Likewise with the weighing system - the checkouts I use only weigh in the bagging area, and the only way it can detect shenanigans is by the customer scanning an item and then putting something with a different weight into the bag.

    213. Re:Forward thinkers by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      On the checkout systems I've used, you don't have to put items "in the bag" so much as just on the scale where the bags are. So you could set your soda on that table, pay, and pick it up again without needing the bag. But my systems don't have a conveyor belt, either, so it could be pretty different.

    214. Re:Forward thinkers by Zenin · · Score: 1

      Fresh & Easy has nothing but self-checkout machines and they are all frighteningly accurate and fast. They find bar codes anywhere and manage to scan them with the package still a foot away from the scanning table. And somehow are that sensitive without double scanning anything.

      Fast check out doesn't even begin to describe it.

      The stores tend to be as busy as any other market, but there's almost never a line at all. At most a single person ahead during a rush.

      They do still employ workers to help bag, which commonly are so fast even if you're scanning at rocket speed they rarely haven't finished bagging your entire cart before your credit card has authorized.

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    215. Re:Forward thinkers by MarbleMunkey · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure which part of the world you reside in, but here in the US, every self-checkout that I've ever encountered accepts cash as well as debit/credit. Most technically accept checks as well, but it means you have to wait for the attendant and good luck with that...

    216. Re:Forward thinkers by necro81 · · Score: 1

      Why do you need to validate the weight in the first place? I've heard it billed as an anti-theft feature, but it's a pretty idiotic and easily circumvented one at that.

      Even if you do the dance that the manufacturer clearly wants you to do, I've had a less than 50% success rate in getting out of one of those self-checkouts without some item not being properly recognized by the bag weight scale.

    217. Re:Forward thinkers by Painted · · Score: 1

      You and I are in complete disagreement; I find the self checkouts are far, far slower (apart from the relative line waits). The irritating pause between each item is 2-3x longer than the cashier's, you keep getting lectured on "ITEM IN BIN" if you didn't move something the extra inch, and then they keep trying to give me cash back or other things which I just don't care about.

      I remember once in Home Depot, I was buying an extension cord, and since they had decided that there should be NO human cashiers at that time, and I spent a few minutes looking for the damn barcode. I finally found a service rep, asked how I was supposed to scan the thing, so he proceeds to rip the packaging open to show me the barcode INSIDE the packaging... how the hell was I supposed to know it was there?

      God how I loathe those things. If they just used them as additional* lanes, I wouldn't mind, but in every case, there's suddenly significantly fewer human cashiers.

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    218. Re:Forward thinkers by vonart · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but honestly, the alarm gate doesn't stop those people either. They zip right out. I wonder what the value is of one of those things that they're nabbed so often...

      The scanners seem to be just set up to show something at random that's on sale. It'd be nice if it was related to where I was, but it'd be even nicer if it'd just shut up and leave me alone hehe.

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    219. Re:Forward thinkers by operagost · · Score: 1

      For one thing, they're not mandatory

      In some supermarkets, they effectively are past a certain time. At one store near me, that time appears to be 10 PM, at which point zero registers are open. If you ask nicely, they'll call a cashier back from reshopping to ring you up. I'm not lazy, but if I do need to fill a cart late at night, I HAVE to do this because a self checkout doesn't have any counter space on which to empty the cart, and I can't really put anything in the cart until it's empty. Meanwhile, the counter past the scanner can only hold about four bags. Since for now, the USA still has a capitalist system, I voiced my displeasure and eventually stopped shopping there when they didn't change the policy. I guess I could have put on a purple SEIU shirt and complained about the potential jobs lost instead.

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    220. Re:Forward thinkers by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Heh this is one of the things that I had to unlearn when I went to Thailand.
      If you put away your own tray there, the staff will think that you think they did a shitty job.
      Funny how small differences in cultures make all the difference :)

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    221. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      You and I are in complete disagreement

      If they just used them as additional* lanes, I wouldn't mind, but in every case, there's suddenly significantly fewer human cashiers.

      Doesn't sound like "complete" disagreement to me. I've only ever experienced them in supermarkets (and I usually just go to the human cashiers if I have awkward security tagged or restricted items like DVDs, clothes, alcohol, that kind of thing).

      Human cashiers at these places also always offer me cashback, and I find it much more tiresome to respond to that than to have my finger pressing the screen for £0.00 cashback as soon as the option appears.. partially because out of the few times I have taken cashback, I ended up losing it a couple of times, so the self checkouts have cost me at least £30 (the cash tends to comes out around my knee level in the place I visit most, so I just forgot and didn't notice it a couple of times because I was hate holding people up). But apart from that downside, I think they're well worth it, and I'd happily pay another £30 to never have to deal with long queues and human cashiers for the rest of my life :p

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    222. Re:Forward thinkers by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking trash bags for the car, but your comment definitely made me laugh.

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    223. Re:Forward thinkers by Desert+Tripper · · Score: 1

      No one's forcing you to buy beef... and besides, beef is vastly UNDERpriced in relation to the energy required for its production and that production's impact on the environment.

    224. Re:Forward thinkers by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      I don't believe they're associating weights with the UPCs you scan. It's merely checking that the weight in the bag has changed when it's supposed to, or not changed when nothing was scanned.
      You can test this out next time by scanning an item, and then just apply some weight by pressing with your finger in the bagging area. The "place your item in the bag" message will go away, whether you press hard or soft.
      I'll do this if I have over-sized items that won't go in a bag, like a 40lb bag of dog food, and the register does not have a "skip bagging" button.

    225. Re:Forward thinkers by kheldan · · Score: 1

      And you think self-checkout is an advance..

      Yes, it is. I don't have to make awkward and useless small-talk with clerks that I don't even want to talk to in the first place. Most of the time when I go into a grocery store I don't want to interact with anyone; I want to get what I came for and leave in the shortest amount of time possible. I am not so arrogant or uppity that I think I am entitled to human assistance in purchasing groceries. Just let me get what I need, pay the money, and get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible. I couldn't give a rat's ass about whether some fucking suit somewhere makes an extra $0.10 that day because I used self-checkout or not.

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    226. Re:Forward thinkers by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I pay $2.00 each time I use an ATM that belongs to my bank, and up to double that for an ATM that doesn't belong to my bank."

      Wow!! I've never heard of a bank charging to use its own ATM....

      I'd change banks immediately...it ticks me off to no end to have to pay to get my own money out of the bank. I never use non-bank ATMs unless it is an emergency.

      Again...CHANGE BANKS.

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    227. Re:Forward thinkers by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      When have you ever seen a bank charge their customers to use the ATM?

      They still exist, though fairly rare for on network transactions.

      3rd party ATM network operators offer ATM withdrawls as a service with a surcharge,

      ATM transactions save them money. The ONLY reason they charge a surcharge is because they lobbied Congress to allow them to do so. They were already making money by spending less. Which do you think costs more? A bank building with tellers inside or a dumb box and phone line? There is zero legitimate reason to ever charge an ATM fee. They simply make money over and above their massive savings.

      Remember, ATMs were already appearing everywhere before the surcharge was legalized (there was no surcharge). Why would they do this if there was a loss? Here's a hint, ATMs have always been a competitive advantage and huge savings for banks. In turn, they take load off of actual banks and their tellers, allowing them to have far fewer tellers.

      Basically, they have legalized charging you to access your money, to which you've loaned them which allows them to make money in the first place.

    228. Re:Forward thinkers by bell.colin · · Score: 1

      In other words, it would have removed a union backed job and that just couldn't happen.

      If your job requires a big powerful union to protect it from automation, the position is not needed.

    229. Re:Forward thinkers by matt20102 · · Score: 1

      the helium balloon has mass, therefore weight. It also happens to have a lesser density than the surrounding medium; placed into a hydrogen atmosphere or a vacuum, it would definitely rest on the self-checkout's scale.

    230. Re:Forward thinkers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'd love a diesel vehicle - probably my next car will be diesel, so that's either VW or BMW. Ford doesn't want to sell me a diesel, so fuck them (still pissed about that)

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    231. Re:Forward thinkers by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      I pay $2.00 each time I use an ATM that belongs to my bank, and up to double that for an ATM that doesn't belong to my bank.

      Sounds like you need to change banks. Charging you if you use another bank's ATMs is one thing (regrettable, but nearly universal). Charging you if you use theirs is insane. What would they rather have you do...go in and waste a teller's time for everyday transactions?

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    232. Re:Forward thinkers by dave024 · · Score: 1

      Why would a self checkout cost $100K? It's the same as a regular checkout line just positioned differently. Maybe slight changes to detect fraud.

    233. Re:Forward thinkers by mea37 · · Score: 1

      There are a couple problems with that... The typical agenda that surrounds arguments like yours is that the job of checker is entirely obsolete. I don't think so. I do think it's nice to have a few lanes set up so people have a choice, but people who want to see this expand further don't seem to recognize what they're trading away.

      First, these machiens don't reduce the number of people waiting. Today you see a shorter line because most people still don't use them. What would happen if everyone used them? Why, the lines are right back where they started.

      You might think the self-check stations take less space, so there would be more lines. My grocery store has four stations, with an attendant in the middle. It takes up about enough space for 3 normal lanes. However, those stations have limited space and as such are reserved for customers with something ilke 20 items or fewer. Convert the whole store to self-check, and at least some of those stations are going to have to be bigger. Only if the store was pretty large to begin with can you expect any increase in the number of lines, and that will be offset by the fact that the lines will move slower.

      That leads into your assertion that you can check yuorself out faster than the stoer can... I doubt it. It's probably closer to true today than it was 20 years ago - when there were baggers who seemed to actually care enough not to stack your milk on top of your bread, who worked in tandem with the checker and really kept things moving. But even so, the store employee has a better rig for moving groceries through and scanning them, and has a lot more practice than you do. If something doesn't scan right, they know what buttons to press to manually enter the item, whereas you have to flag down an attendant. The store trusts them, so they don't have to jack around with putting the items on a scale after scanning.

      Generally people "feel like" they're moving along faster if they're doing something rather than waiting for something to be done, and probably that's the case here. I've never seen anyone self-check faster than a store checker could've handled them, and I really doubt you're the first.

      And getting back to how the lines will move, it isn't a question of how fast you are - it's a question of how fast the average customer is.

      Now it is true that the store will have fewer employees, so any store large enough to fully utilize enough lines will save on a few moderate-wage jobs (assuming that isn't eaten up on maintenance costs). Represent that as a percentage of gross revenue for a store that large, though, and you'll get an upper bound for what you can expect to save on your grocery bill. In reality a slice of that tiny pie will go to employees, management, and investors. Cheer the loss of an employment opportunity for kids working through school if you like, but if you're expecting a savings in your budget I think you'll be disappointed.

    234. Re:Forward thinkers by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "1) Nothing age limited or in a security case that requires staff interaction anyway, just queue for the human when buying booze."

      Unless your drivers license includes a readable digital code on the back (most TN licenses have this now) whereupon you just wipe it through the card reader for age verification.

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    235. Re:Forward thinkers by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Polluting the earth with all your throwaway non-organic condoms..."

      That's why I use all-organic lambskin condoms!

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    236. Re:Forward thinkers by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Not that the machines here know I'm a man, but they do require the use of a debit card."

      Sucky, all self-checkouts here have bill acceptors so we don't need to use a card.

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    237. Re:Forward thinkers by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "If supermarkets could suddenly produce food for 1/10th the price, you bet you'd see savings in one way or another."

      They CAN produce food for 1/10 the price, they just don't want to drop that initial investment in the technology to do so.

      But when they don't have any other choice, I'll be here, waiting with the technology to increase food production and lower the price at the same time.

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    238. Re:Forward thinkers by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ATM transactions save them money. The ONLY reason they charge a surcharge is because they lobbied Congress to allow them to do so. They were already making money by spending less. Which do you think costs more? A bank building with tellers inside or a dumb box and phone line? There is zero legitimate reason to ever charge an ATM fee. They simply make money over and above their massive savings.

      What part of 3rd party don't you understand?

      These organizations didn't even have tellers before ATMs, or they weren't providing services to people who did not have an account with them.

      For example: you could not go to a convenience store and withdraw money from your bank account and get cash right there, before the convenience stores started buying and operating ATMs, to get surcharge $$$ for the service.

      As for banks: You can't go to $RANDOM_BANK_OTHER_THAN_YOURS and see a teller to withdraw money from your account at $YOUR_BANK, unless you have an account there.

      Some banks might offer check cashing services to non-account holders, for an extra free, most do not, they require ID of an account holder to cash a check at an in-person teller.

      With ATMs, they are providing services to people (who are not their customers), whom they never provided servies to before; purely for the convenience of other people.

      There is no profit in cashing a non-customer's check or allowing your facilities to be used by a non-customer, unless you charge a fee for the service.

    239. Re:Forward thinkers by jwdb · · Score: 1

      The self-checkouts here in Belgium are godsent. They don't have a scale, as far as I know, so there's no issues with "Please put the item in the bag". I've usually already found the barcodes on the few items I have before I get to the counter, so I'd dare say I can scan it faster than a cashier. I also scan them in the order that I want to pack them, speeding that up too. The only thing I need help on is if I have coupons.

      There's 6 of them at our local supermarket, so even if there is an invasion of people who don't know what barcodes are, usually there are at least one or two either free or occupied by people who know what they are doing.

      The only time it might be worth going in the normal line is late in the evening when no one's waiting.

    240. Re:Forward thinkers by Entropy98 · · Score: 1

      At my local checkout you can shut the sound off (prevents machine from saying "Please weigh your bananas"), enter the item as bananas (the cheapest item by weight), and pay .69 cents a pound for whatever you want. I've only know people to do this with other fruits and vegetables but I suppose it would work with anything. The one person watching 5-6 checkouts rarely pays attention to anything.
       
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    241. Re:Forward thinkers by Entropy98 · · Score: 1

      I've noticed if I buy something light it wont register when I put it on the scale. Dropping it on the scale with a little force seems to work.
       
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    242. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      Mine was a Skoda Fabia vRS, basically a slightly remodelled VW Polo. With a little remap of the ECU it had some enjoyable response and performance, and still got 35MPG with my typical "brisk" city driving style, and probably around 45MPG on boring intercity journeys, but I don't do many of those and never measured it precisely.

      We get diesel Fords here in the UK, it is pretty unfortunate that they wouldn't do the same over there..

      If I got another diesel it would probably be something like a BMW 123d, and I'd get it remapped. That would be a fun little car with the rear wheel drive and all that torque :)

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    243. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      There are a couple problems with that... The typical agenda that surrounds arguments like yours is that the job of checker is entirely obsolete. I don't think so. I do think it's nice to have a few lanes set up so people have a choice, but people who want to see this expand further don't seem to recognize what they're trading away.

      I said nothing of the sort.. I'm happy for the normal checkouts to be there too, they're great for larger family shopping runs and the like, but I never do those, I usually just get a basketful or handful of stuff, so I prefer the self checkouts.

      First, these machiens don't reduce the number of people waiting. Today you see a shorter line because most people still don't use them. What would happen if everyone used them? Why, the lines are right back where they started.

      Actually, the self checkout lines are usually longer than all the other queues, but it's deceptive because they move much faster. If everyone started using them, they'd make more of them. One of the supermarkets I frequent has about 10 self checkout stations, so at that one you can generally get a machine straight away. With the ones that have around 6 (8 there but 2 are often out of service :p ) you might have to wait a minute or so when it's busy.

      If you fit the checkout stations back to back then you can actually fit 4 checkouts in the space that one "normal" checkout would take, and only the very end ones have 2 instead of 4 checkouts. But anyway, like I said I think converting the whole place to self checkouts is stupid. As you suggested, they're best for people who have less than 20 items. I'm always one of those people, so this saves me a lot of time waiting behind a couple of people with whole trolleys full of shopping.

      We don't have baggers here in the UK, and I've never had any issues scanning stuff myself. I buy pretty standard stuff, even if I buy fresh vegetables they're in a packet with a barcode. If I bought loose fruit/veg I'd probably just go to a normal checkout as I don't know the system they use at the self checkouts..

      As I've said several times I can definitely checkout faster than going through a normal checkout if I don't have a lot of items. Often I'll go through with one or two items, do the card payment with very little time wasted having to have questions asked and me reply to them, or to wait for the cashier to hand me my receipt etc. It's very quick :p If I have a whole basket then the slight wait that occurs while the item weight is checked would start to come into play and then I suspect it would be more of a tie.

      Yes. Again as I said elsewhere, I've made the mistake of avoiding the self checkouts when I thought the line was large, only for 10 people to go through the self checkout faster than the 3 people with baskets in front of me at the normal checkout. There was some issue and they had to call over a supervisor or something. If that was happening at the self checkouts then it would block one terminal, but the others would keep moving. 4 people would have to be having problems at once for the queue to be moving slower than a normal one.. that could happen, but it's much less likely than a normal queue going slowly.

      Personally I don't care about more savings, I'm just saying that I think it will cut down on costs for the store, and that's potential savings for the customer since the supermarket space is so competitive.

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    244. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're too stupid to realize there's a computer in there linked to a weight scale. If you keep moving shit around in the bag, or lean against the scale it can't measure the weight and "know" you put the item in.

    245. Re:Forward thinkers by zeroshade · · Score: 1

      Every self-checkout I've seen allows you to pay with cash....

    246. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's only smiling at you because they pay her too.

    247. Re:Forward thinkers by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I love self check out. They're faster and you can guarantee you won't get stuck behind some old slow-poke who's barely conscience.

      The only issue I have is they do eat into low-paid jobs. That won't be a problem unless governments decide it's just easier to take my money and support people who would have held low-paid jobs.

    248. Re:Forward thinkers by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I believe the ones I use are Windows based which does concern me but the only issue I've seen is when they're started up first thing on a Monday morning they're insanely slow. I can only assume there is some sort of updating background task going on and the things are too low powered to do more than one or two tasks.

    249. Re:Forward thinkers by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      It also saves me from going through the annoying ritual necessary to appease the grocery gods and get your stuff out of the store: "no, I don't want to donate", "no bags, thanks", "no, no bags", "no, not even for those", scan card, "credit", "no, I can handle it", "you too".

      That is one of the reasons that I show at WinCo in northern Reno. It is a very no-nonsense kind of place, that does everything it can to keep things cheap. The only accept cash, checks, and debit cards (checks are annoying when people write them, but no one ever has to sign a receipt, and I haven't seen anyone write a check in years). You bag your own groceries, they never ask you to donate to anything, and the computer screen asks if you want cash back, not the checker. Moreover, each checker is running (more or less) two lanes at a time. He or she can scan one customer's items while another writes a check or pays. If I am in a bad mood, I can go in and pay for my groceries without ever talking to anyone, and it all happens quite quickly. I fucking love my ghetto food store.

    250. Re:Forward thinkers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I seriously want one of those, but BMW won't send anything over here that isn't 'luxury'

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    251. Re:Forward thinkers by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      No, she's smiling at me because I'm cute and willing to share chocolate.

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    252. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The local Stop & Shop has hand held scanners, I walk around scanning & bagging as I shop, when I'm done, scan the "Finish Shopping" code at the register, swipe my "rewards" card, and my list starts tallying at the register.
      As long as I don't get audited, I can finish faster than if I had a cashier check me out, plus the scanner only discounts, why would I want to use anything else ?

    253. Re:Forward thinkers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Some of them let you scan as fast as you want, and you don't have to wait for anything. Some of them are just lame. Unfortunately AFAIK there hasn't been an applicable Consumer Reports yet.

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    254. Re:Forward thinkers by markxz · · Score: 1

      Some of the UK banks have sold off some of their non-branch (petrol station, shopping centre etc.) ATMs to private operators who do charge.

    255. Re:Forward thinkers by markxz · · Score: 1

      If you are only buying a few items (and are shit at packing like I am) then just stack the items on the scale section (with the bags). Once you have paid scoop the items into your bag and go.

    256. Re:Forward thinkers by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I guess your bank has so few customers using ATMs and they have maybe one or two tellers who sit around bored all day waiting for a customer to come perform a transaction, so the ATM doesn't actually save them money; or something like that.

      Either that or their management perhaps has issues.

      I think you're the exception to the rule. I would never want to open an account at a bank that did some er crap like that; I use ATM service for deposits and withdrawls from time to time, so that would be costly :)

    257. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Self checkouts may not be officially mandatory yet, but where I work, for an hour after opening and before closing, there are no regular checkers open. Standing around refusing to use the slower devices and insisting on "human treatment" is completely futile when nobody was scheduled or available to help.

    258. Re:Forward thinkers by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      It is not clean vodka. Go buy some brands and check yourself.

    259. Re:Forward thinkers by Xeno+man · · Score: 1

      Some can, some can't. I believe it is discouraged to help keep a more accurate inventories on similar items. Take bottles of pop. A cashier may press 4 and scan one bottle of pop and push the other 3 through. But if 2 were coke and 2 were pepsi there can be errors as one may be priced differently than the other and the inventory is now messed up.

      I know it doesn't solve anything if they scan the coke 4 times but hell, they have to do something. Most cashiers I see are not exactly university graduates.

    260. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, do you work at the grocery store?

    261. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      No, why would you think that?

      Do you work at the horse drawn carriage store?

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    262. Re:Forward thinkers by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      For example: you could not go to a convenience store and withdraw money from your bank account and get cash right there, before the convenience stores started buying and operating ATMs, to get surcharge $$$ for the service.

      History says you are absolutely wrong. Period.

      More accurately, banks were rolling out ATMs because it prevented the need for new banks and allowed them to downsize existing banks. Many/most banks already had the communication infrastructure (credit & debit card, ACH, etc), or planning to implement, to support these new financial transactions. They already had an incentive to roll out lots of ATMs; and were doing so. How many ATMs do you think you can roll out across the nation for the cost of one bank building and one years operating expense? Exactly.

      I worked in banking (electronic transactions) during this period when ATMs were starting their roll out.

    263. Re:Forward thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did I pass two other stores on the way home yeasterday? its called customer service. passed two on the way to the one I shop. basicly the same foods. a few minor price defferences. and all three had self check out. spent about 140 bucks for two weeks. bought quite a lot of reduced price items. but aside from all that, yes, I am capable of scanning my own items, and bagging my own groceries. and pumping my own gas, and checking into a motel via credit card. but why? you are paying for it anyway. But I enjoy the human interaction. And I know the clerks are tired. be polite. you are buying groceries for an hour. they have been there all day, or at least 8 hours. also, the self check out systems and scanners only work right about half the time. Id rather deal with a person. If I have a cart full of stuff, and someone is behind me with one or two items, let them go ahead. if you are in that big of a hurry, then go to a convienience store.

    264. Re:Forward thinkers by Golddess · · Score: 1

      I can scan and pay much faster when doing everything myself.

      Unless for every item you scan, the voice messages just keep queuing up.

      "One apple, 49 cents."
      "Yes yes, I scanned that apple 5 items ago."
      "One orange, 50 cents."
      "That's great, can you just get to the total already?"
      "One banana, 33 cents."
      "Stop speaking and just let me pay!"

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    265. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      Our machines don't do that, it sounds incredibly annoying. Ours only talk if you take ages to bag or scan an item.

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    266. Re:Forward thinkers by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      It makes no sense that "other people should be doing this for me" when all it involves is pressing a couple of buttons, and in the end the result is far more convenient - and should result in savings for you when the store or whatever has to employ less staff.

      You obviously don't shop at a busy store or buy for a large family. Like any other worker, cashiers and baggers learn to be more efficient over time. Unless you know the location of the barcode on every item you purchase, I don't think you're going to be faster than they are. And a good bagger is actually something I admire greatly -- they actually can pack things better than I can much more quickly. And no matter how careful I am at putting things in the right order on the belt, a bad bagger will squash my bread and vegetables while letting all my frozen goods overheat. At my local supermarket, I learn to recognize the good cashiers and baggers, while avoiding the rest.

      If I'm buying less than 10 items at a time, and the other lines are busy, self-checkout is faster. But at the busy supermarket I usually shop at, they don't have self-checkout -- there are almost never empty checkout aisles, and a lot of people have full carts. But I can usually get checked out faster at this store with a full cart than do self-checkout for a few items myself at another store. They'd have to fill about 1/2 of this store with self-checkout aisles to make it work, because it would slow everything to a crawl if you had hoards of people trying to find bar codes on their items, figuring out what kind of fruit they purchased, etc. on carts stacked full with items.

      I've stood in line at other supermarkets waiting to get to self-checkout, and let me tell you that the average express lane checkout at my usual store goes 4-5 times faster than a bunch of people trying to check themselves out with the same small set of items.

      Also, chances are that any savings won't be seen by you. Prices in most large supermarkets are set relative to other supermarkets in your area, not to the actual cost of the item. Try shopping at a discount supermarket in your area -- in my area, I can buy 90% of the same goods with almost as much variety (sometimes more) at better quality for about 65-70% of the cost at other local supermarkets. I'm not talking about giant bulk places like Costco or BJs, I'm talking about a regular supermarket where everything is ALWAYS about "30% off" compared to everywhere else. Given that I know I'm already paying an unnecessary premium at the vast majority of supermarkets, I doubt that you'll ever see prices decrease for less cashiers.

    267. Re:Forward thinkers by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      "EARTH TO DUMB GUY" - your theory makes the unstated assumption that all the shops collude to keep prices artificially high.

      The supermarket I shop at consistently has prices that are about 1/3 less than all the other stores in town. I'm serious. I watch the advertisements each week. I compare the prices. "Sale prices" at any other store are around the normal price at my supermarket. For some items, the standard price at my supermarket is consistently about 50% of the normal sales prices at other places. (I'm usually saving 70% or so on these items.) I'm talking about the same exact product -- the same brand, size, etc.

      My supermarket is jammed full almost all hours it is open. It has a high turnover rate for obvious reasons, so everything I buy there is fresher than at the other supermarkets, and generally of comparable or higher quality. There are some items that it doesn't stock, but there are others where it has greater variety. The only reason people avoid shopping there is probably because it's so busy it's like a madhouse most of the time and because it's not convenient to public transport.

      There's another discount market in town with slightly higher prices, but the quality isn't as good and it tends to be a little dirty, so I don't go there.

      I think the only reasonable conclusion from this situation is that yes, in fact, the vast majority of supermarkets in my area are pricing relative to each other and not to the actual prices of goods.

      How else would you explain a situation where I very rarely see a sale price at any other store that's lower than the normal price at my supermarket? And my supermarket, by the way, has no need for customer tracking, etc. You don't need a special card to get items on sale.

      Sorry, but my empirical evidence from my area at least suggests that most stores are still making quite a profit and any "price wars" are just putting a small dent in a sizable profit.

    268. Re:Forward thinkers by somersault · · Score: 1

      Again I'll point out we don't have 'baggers' here, it's strange concept to me. If we had baggers then a normal checkout might be faster, but for the small shoppings runs that I do, the self checkout is easier to bag stuff at, and barcode scanning has never been an issue.

      There are two scanners perpendicular to each other; even if I don't guess the correct side for the barcode, a 180 flip on the item will do it, then just drop it in the bag, no fiddling around holding the bag in one hand like in a conventional checkout area.

      For larger shopping runs, conventional checkout is still more practical of course.

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  2. Politicians and Competition by topham · · Score: 1

    They wanted to ban it because the operators were pooling information and providing it to various companies and politicians.

    1. Re:Politicians and Competition by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Really???

      Remember when we had self-dial modems, rather than the auto dial? That was because the government-created monopoly ATT (aka Bell) would not allow devices to hook directly to the line. THEN the next thing they tried to do was impose a $10 modem fee on my line (because modems are on 10, 20, or even 24 hours a day - thereby overloading the line). I denied ever having a modem, which of course was a blatant lie, but I don't care.

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    2. Re:Politicians and Competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're confusing acoustic couplers with non-dialing modems. The only reason for non-dialing modems was lower cost.

    3. Re:Politicians and Competition by topham · · Score: 1

      If you do research into telecommunications you'll find a history of industrial, and political espionage. From bribing telegraph agents, to operators relaying information about companies, and individuals they overheard while providing switching services. I'm sure the operators in the senate provided similar services to their favourite politicians too.

  3. Luddites by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Gotta save those phone operators jobs!" This is really no different than those backwards member states (i.e. OR and NJ) that don't allow self-pumping of gasoline. They probably would outlaw self-dialing too if they had thought of it.

    Every time I drive through NJ I pump my own gas, not because I'm anti-full service, but because they move so damn slow. I have better things to do than sit in my car for ten minutes waiting for an attendant to show up, especially if I still have a 2 hour drive ahead of me.

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    1. Re:Luddites by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      I know it costs OR gas stations revenue, especially near the borders. Whenever I have to drive through OR I gas up right on the border, and I wouldn't pay for gas in OR unless I was there for more than a day. And while I know the plural of anecdote is not data, I also know others who do the same.

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    2. Re:Luddites by swanzilla · · Score: 1

      Every time I drive through NJ I pump my own gas...

      I once removed a tag from a mattress. I guess you have me beat.

    3. Re:Luddites by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1
      "Every time I drive through NJ I pump my own gas"

      Where in NJ are you that they let you get away with that? I've seen people shouted down for getting out of the car to buy a drink, just because the attendants *thought* the person was going to pump their own gas.

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    4. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would anyone go to New Jersey,
      to see the toll booths ?
      to pay for beach access ?
      or to see the bad copy of Las Vegas ?

      save your money, go anywhere else.

      jr

    5. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been a New Jersey resident for ~10 years. You're definitely full of crap because you would told be to STFU and sit back in your vehicle if you actually tried to pump your own gas. If you did not comply you'd be refused service and told to leave.

    6. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in South Jersey. I pump my own gas. Not because I'm anti-service either, but because I don't trust anybody to properly put my gas cap back on. Every time I let someone else do it, they either forget to put it on crooked, leave it unlocked, or forget to close the gas door. I generally get gas at one location (I don't drive very far) and they know me well enough to let me pump my own gas. All you have to do is say, "this thing's a pain in the ass, let me do it." or "save your strength, I got it." and you're clear.

    7. Re:Luddites by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      There are some interesting things to do that are easiest to get to by cutting through NJ.

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    8. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Michigan is the last "Pricing Law" state, meaning EVERYTHING on the shelf must be priced or face fines from the Department of Agriculture. They claim it helps to create jobs, when the reality of it is, the small to mid-size stores never get hit, and they go after the BIG guys whenever the budget is running short (i.e. constantly). More associates aren't hired as a result of this, rather, less freight gets moved out on a daily basis due to budgets and then customers complain whenever they can't find anything.

      The cases-per-hour for a Walmart associate outside of Michigan: 60.
      The cases-per-hour for a Walmart associate in Michigan: 35.

      Figure 5 hours for true stocking in any given shift means 300 cases min/hr, vs. 175 min/hr. It really is an antiquated law, that makes even putting things on sale a burden to the store and it's associates (Ever have to re-price 600 Yoplait cups from .55 to .50? An epic waste of time).

    9. Re:Luddites by samkass · · Score: 1

      It's the opposite here, since NJ gas taxes are very low. It can easily be 10% cheaper to buy gas in NJ than in NY, NJ, or MD. (NJ would rather fund the roads using tolls than gas taxes.)

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    10. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wow, you guys sure are fucked up.

    11. Re:Luddites by houghi · · Score: 1

      10 minutes break is a good thing to have if you have 2 hours drive in front of you. I fill up about 1 time a week and if I could save somebodies job by waiting 10 minutes, I would gladly do that.

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    12. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can easily be 10% cheaper to buy gas in NJ than in NY, NJ, or MD.

      Wait, how does that work? Does the gas keep getting cheaper and cheaper??

    13. Re:Luddites by devent · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Germany the service of gasoline pumping is outlawed because of the health issue. If you pumping gas for 20 or more years 12 hours a day you will get very costly health issues. But if the customers pumping, they are pumping maybe once in a week, they will not notice anything.

      Nice backwards thinking, USA. But on the other hand, most of you don't have health insurance anyway, so the service guy will die with 50 anyway.

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    14. Re:Luddites by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Every time I drive through NJ I pump my own gas, not because I'm anti-full service, but because they move so damn slow. I have better things to do than sit in my car for ten minutes waiting for an attendant to show up, especially if I still have a 2 hour drive ahead of me.

      Can't you cross NJ in a single tank of gas? You might want to consider either planning your fuel stops better, buying a more efficient car, or just not driving through New Jersey.

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    15. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ahh, the long stretch to do some USA bashing.

      It's 2 states. The other 48 allow you to pump your own gas.

      As for the health insurance, just no. Most (as in some number > 50.01%) of us DO have health insurance. It may be expensive, or even overly expensive, but it's there. And our nigger in chief decided that wasn't good enough so he and congress decided to push through a health care overhaul that the country has ZERO chance of being able to pay for, but which will raise the number of people with health insurance, even if they can't afford it.

      And you know what? Anyone who is so fucking stupid that the only job they can get in a lifetime is pumping gas, is too damn dumb to live.

    16. Re:Luddites by The+Salamander · · Score: 1

      Oregon gas is usually cheaper than Washington and California, even with full-service, due to lower gas taxes.

      You can fill up yourself on the indian reservations like Warm Springs, though.

      I heard that its actually legal to pump your own gas, just illegal for the stations to let you.. So if they're being slow, just get out and grab the pump and they'll run to help you.

    17. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NJ doesn't have low priced anything. taxes are high. food is expensive, life in general costs about 300% more then in most other states.
      yes, NY is worse but not by much. i recently moved from NJ to OH and i now pay $2.49 for a gallon of milk instead of 4.99 and .88 for a dozen eggs instead of 3.49. and $5 for cigarettes instead of $10... i could go on and on. i suppose when you have states run by criminals and the people refuse to stand up for themselves that is what you get.

    18. Re:Luddites by lag10 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I live in South Jersey. I pump my own gas. Not because I'm anti-service either, but because I don't trust anybody to properly put my gas cap back on. Every time I let someone else do it, they either forget to put it on crooked, leave it unlocked, or forget to close the gas door. I generally get gas at one location (I don't drive very far) and they know me well enough to let me pump my own gas. All you have to do is say, "this thing's a pain in the ass, let me do it." or "save your strength, I got it." and you're clear.

      As an FYI, pumping your own gas into any sort of container (gas can, your car's gas tank, etc.) is against NJ state law.

      If the gas cap ordeal bothers you so much, you might want to get a car with a self-sealing fuel filler. Ford has made such fuel fillers standard across its product line: http://wot.motortrend.com/6253125/technology/fords-capless-easy-fuel-filler-to-go-standard-across-range/index.html

    19. Re:Luddites by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're right. I do sometimes get yelled at.

      So I just say, "Fine. Whatever. Pump the gas."
      Or, "Go ahead, call the cops and arrest me. I don't care. Do you treat all your tourists like shit?"
      Or, "I'll be sure to tell everyone back home in Maryland how much Jersey sucks. 'Course they already know that."

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    20. Re:Luddites by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      What do I need a break for? I'm *sitting down* - can't get any more relaxed then that.

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    21. Re:Luddites by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      According to latest Census figures, there are only 17.5 million (5% of Americans) that are not insured either by a private company or the government (SCHIP, medicare, etc).

      Also 2 states out of 50 is equivalent to if 1 out of 25 EU states chose to require full service stations. i.e. It's not a big deal.

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    22. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it costs OR gas stations revenue, especially near the borders. Whenever I have to drive through OR I gas up right on the border, and I wouldn't pay for gas in OR unless I was there for more than a day. And while I know the plural of anecdote is not data, I also know others who do the same.

      You must not be near the southern border. I have exactly the opposite experience between Oregon and California.

    23. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Florida Transportee). I love NJ gas stations in the winter. crack window, slide card out yell 'fill' seal window to keep heat in.. It's cheaper to boot.

    24. Re:Luddites by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      As an FYI, pumping your own gas into any sort of container (gas can, your car's gas tank, etc.) is against NJ state law.

      But dumping it straight on to the ground is just considered standard disposal.

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    25. Re:Luddites by ALeader71 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I smell a union behind it. Gotta save "our jobs" after all.

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    26. Re:Luddites by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      NJ Gas is the cheapest of any of the neighboring states... so if you're just driving through, it is actually a very good idea to buy gas, and the last gas station before the GWB to Manhattan is usually quite busy.

    27. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I did. I open a day later all the letters that say Open Immediately, or else ...

    28. Re:Luddites by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Here in the Netherlands 15 minutes of rest every 1.5 to 2 hours of driving is advised. Then again, we have way more cars per km (almost double), so your attention has to be up for the whole time.

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    29. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to latest Census figures, there are only 17.5 million (5% of Americans) that are not insured either by a private company or the government (SCHIP, medicare, etc).

      and another 5-10% have insurances that in practice covers nothing. (Have too call the insurance company before you call for a ambulance or other similar crap.)

    30. Re:Luddites by LatencyKills · · Score: 1

      Nope - I'm among that group who has managed to pump his own gas in NJ (at a turnpike gas station, no less). I had been driving up from FL to Boston and has little idea what state I was in. I got out of the car, pumped my gas, and went inside to pay. The guy inside was so slow/inattentive that he was probably willing to have me sit there all day waiting for him to pump my gas. When presented with my credit card he said angrily "You shouldn't have done that." To which I replied "It's done, you can either swipe my card and I'll leave, or I'll just leave - your choice."

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    31. Re:Luddites by sekra · · Score: 1

      In Germany the service of gasoline pumping is outlawed because of the health issue.

      Citation please. I live in Germany and Shell is actually offering the service of gasoline pumping in some stations I know. So you're saying what they do is illegal?

    32. Re:Luddites by necro81 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I was in the camp of "those disconnected luddite idiots!" until I considered this quote from the article:

      In his experience, the dial phone "could not be more awkward than it is. One has to use both hands to dial; he must be in a position where there is good light, day or night, in order to see the number; and if he happens to turn the dial not quite far enough, then he gets a wrong connection.

      Then I thought to myself: isn't Slashdot the same crowd that was always harping on the iPhone for not having voice dialing? The iPhone "could not be more awkward than it is. One has to use both hands to dial; he must be in a position where he can see the screen, only not in daylight, in order to see the number; and because he has no physical keys to press, he gets a wrong connection."

      Have we come full circle?

    33. Re:Luddites by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      There is a pressure to tip the pump jockeys and that negates any savings by way of lower gas taxes.

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    34. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, when driving through Oregon, I kind of enjoyed having full-service. You don't see that much any more, and most places you can even find it, you are paying for the privilege.

      Did you know that you are still allowed to pump your own diesel though?

    35. Re:Luddites by The+Salamander · · Score: 1

      Ha, no. Nobody tips them except maybe tourists? So still cheaper than CA/WA, but not sure about Idaho.

    36. Re:Luddites by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      I'm third generation Washingtonian, my wife is a first generation, and both our families have observed the wholesale tipping of Oregonian pump jockeys. This isn't the first time I've been told it doesn't happen, but tell that to my parents, or my parents' parents.

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    37. Re:Luddites by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Anecdote time:

      Was in OR this past summer, some nimrod starts pumping PREMIUM gasoline into my tank without asking me what fuel the car takes.

      I step out and smack the pump straight from his hands, and switch over to the proper fuel myself.

      "You can't do that!" he shouts.

      "You just started pumping the WRONG FUEL into my vehicle, asshole. Can't you tell I drive a diesel? It's written bigger than shit right on the fucking gas cap! You want to pay for a new fucking car? No? Get a brain, and get the fuck out of my way."

      The manager comes out, and I go "This is my property. You don't fucking touch it without getting my full written permission and understanding how my property operates/is to be maintained. You were about to be stuck paying for a new fucking car because of your incompetent employee."

      "Have a good day, sir, no charge."

      Damn right.

      I will never visit a gas station that is not a self-serve station.

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    38. Re:Luddites by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I'd tell that Jersey fuck to go back to huffing gas fumes.

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    39. Re:Luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're always posting these stories about how much of a tough guy you are. Everybody knows you're really a needledick.

  4. news for nerds by Briden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    news for nerds, stuff that matters. from 1930.

    1. Re:news for nerds by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      The original Telecommunications Act of 1934 is still very relevant in today's world.

  5. Does this by KillaGouge · · Score: 1

    Does this really surprise anybody. They seem like a lazy bunch to me, not trying to troll. They have reduced the filibuster to just having to say you are going to filibuster, and they go about their business. I also believe that people will use the government wanting to ban websites as an example of us moving forward to socialism.

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    1. Re:Does this by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that it's so much a matter of sloth as it is a decided lack of guts. Right now the Democrats could very easily tell the Republicans to put up or shut up if they're going to filibuster, and actually make them follow through on it, I just don't think that they have the guts to do it.

      The unfortunate problem is that the Republicans are doing what they've been doing now for a few decades which is screwing over the other party so that they look somewhat less incompetent while railing on the federal government's incompetence.

  6. Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by Just_Say_Duhhh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because they didn't want to lift a finger to do something as simple as dial a telephone, that doesn't mean they need to ban it for the rest of us. The Senate is FAMOUS for passing laws that affect them (or affect everyone except them - you know, we get Social Security, they get a really sweet pension).

    If they deem a website to be "bad", I have no problem with them blocking it from their own servers, but leave me alone. I can block things at my router quite easily, thank you. Should I be afraid that the Senate will try to ban toilet paper, because they can't manage to wipe their own asses?

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    1. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already have lobbyists who do that for them...

      with their tongues.

    2. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by FunkyMarcus · · Score: 4, Informative

      This was a resolution. They were only banning their own dial telephones.

    3. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by Just_Say_Duhhh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      But according to TFA...

      Now, it's true that the resolution only impacted the Senate -- but when another Senator asked why they didn't ban dial phones from all of Washington DC, Senator Carter Glass from Virginia who sponsored the resolution apparently said that "he hoped the phone company would take the hint," and would remove all dial phones.

      Do you want your local supermarket to "get the hint" and stop selling toilet paper?

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    4. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by Trevorm7 · · Score: 1

      Should I be afraid that the Senate will try to ban toilet paper, because they can't manage to wipe their own asses?

      They probably already have rolls of money that they use for that.

    5. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget how Pelosi burned her finger on an incandescent light bulb and is now going to ban them by 2014. I guess some bitches must need totalitarian government in order to not f#$% up their own lives or burn their precious fingers. How about we just get them a shock collar and leave everyone else alone?

    6. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      Should I be afraid that the Senate will try to ban toilet paper, because they can't manage to wipe their own asses?

      And you thought it was a moral dilemma as to whether or not you wanted to shake a Senator's hand before ...

    7. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Should I be afraid that the Senate will try to ban toilet paper, because they can't manage to wipe their own asses?

      No, be afraid they will make you do it for them.

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    8. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by Holi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You have that backwards, lobbyists don't work for the senators, the senators work for the lobbyists.

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    9. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by hardburn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Congratulations! I went down 2/3rd's of the page, skipping past an argument about self-checkout lanes, some bashing on Grey Goose Vodka, and reiterating about how much New Jersey sucks, before finally finding you, a person who had actually read the article and realized that this was about banning dial phones for Senators only.

      That said, Senator Clarence Dill made a good point:

      In his experience, the dial phone "could not be more awkward than it is. One has to use both hands to dial; he must be in a position where there is good light, day or night, in order to see the number; and if he happens to turn the dial not quite far enough, then he gets a wrong connection."

      Rotary phones were a terrible interface, indeed.

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    10. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      This was a resolution. They were only banning their own dial telephones.

      Oh Slashdot, you incite such anger over nothing.

      Censorship, they cry! Well, I guess I would too, if I was a senator and liked my dial phone. I mean, really, can't people use this newfangled thing called self-restraint and just don't use something you don't like?

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    11. Re:Remember, we're talking about the U.S. Senate by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      There are good reasons to ban that inefficient ancient technology. They served their purposes and did that well, people just cling to them for wrong reasons. The main difference with TFA is that incandescent lightbulbs are outdated, while TFA is about technology "to new" for them (dial telephones). So no, it's not the same.

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  7. I don't get it. by twidarkling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's a massive difference between banning a technology and censoring websites. The reasoning behind each is different, the methodology, and the possible reactions and methods of circumvention. About the only parallel is "government doing thing that it really shouldn't be."

    They're not even talking about banning a technology this time. It's not like they're saying "ban the Internet." This is a really weak excuse to bash the government and bring up something ridiculous and idiotic from the past. Do people really need an excuse to bash the government? Aren't there enough legitimate reasons to complain? Do we really need a story going "Look, you think censorship on the web is bad? 80 years ago, they were too lazy to dial their own damn phones! Isn't government so damn wacky?"

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    1. Re:I don't get it. by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      WTF. I thought this was a thread about supermarket checkouts. Now at the bottom of the page I find twidarkling has decided to post something relevant to TFA. Please get back off topic immediately.

    2. Re:I don't get it. by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Oh, fuck. Right... off topic.

      How's about that local sports team?

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    3. Re:I don't get it. by Restil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point was that government is not very good at understanding technology, the benefits that it provides, and the fallout of any action to suppress it. We already tried this 14 years ago, banning "indecent" material on the internet. The problem is, they get something that looks good on paper and think the majority of citizens will get on board with, and pass it without even realizing how it will apply, who will be enforcing it, and if it's even workable. It's ok if you're specific. Ban child pornography. Fine. No problem there. It's already illegal to create, possess, sell, and transport, so tweaking those laws just to be sure that online dissemination will be illegal as well, to prevent lengthy courtroom battles debating the meaning of "possess" or "transport" when referring to online activities, is perfectly acceptable.

      However, DISCUSSION of child pornography need not be banned, although it would be far too easy to draft legislation that would be vague enough to include that as well, and possibly even with that shortsighted intent. They might be thinking they want people to not be able to discuss the practice or techniques, but also will hit those who are attempting to prevent it, track it down and report it, parents worried about it, and don't even get me started about the 14 year old kids who fail to understand the meaning of "forever" on the internet. We already have enough problems in the guise of protecting the children. Misguided efforts in this regard end up just creating a solution in search of a problem. And there are plenty of "problems" to find.

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    4. Re:I don't get it. by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      No, though I applaud you for trying. You got a lot closer than I did to justifying this, but since the point of the story was simply to bring up the attempt to get non-dial phones back in Congress, and was misrepresented at that, the story has no point. It's merely an attempt to inflame people against congress, rather than actually discussing the present issue they're linking to the past issue. It's an appeal to ridicule, as phrased in TFS. "Congress tried to ban dial phones, what a bunch of morons! Congress is so stupid!" Thus, by showing that congress was stupid in the past, well, they must be stupid now, too, so it's ad hominem as well.

      A better story wouldn't have mentioned something that happened 80 years ago, and instead would have presented the current issue, said which politicians were involved, and provided contact information so as to allow affected constituents to contact their representatives and tell them in an intelligent manner how they would rather the government operate.

      So, in closing, this was a shit-ass story, serving as nothing but flamebait.

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    5. Re:I don't get it. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      The point was that government is not very good at understanding technology

      Like those Luddites at NASA, those scientifically inept halfwits who staffed the Manhattan Project, the slack-jawed cretins who created the Internet, the neanderthals at the NSA, the drooling idiots at the National Laboratories, and the witless buffoons at the Army Corps of Engineers?

  8. Just think... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Just think how much faster we might have gotten voice recognition if touchpads had been banned.

    ...and the hilarity that could result.

    "Call my neighbor Jim Pine."

    "Calling naughty neighbors sex line"

    (Cue laugh track.)

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  9. False by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Informative

    They tried to make the telephone company put back the non-dial phones IN THE SENATE ITSELF. This is similar to me demanding that the phone company turn off my call display, and Slashdot running the story as "Slashdot user attempts to ban call display!!" No attempt was made to ban them.

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    1. Re:False by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      To the slight credit of the editor, you'd also have to hope the phone company would "take the hint and ban all call displays," for that metaphor to work...

      Now, it's true that the resolution only impacted the Senate -- but when another Senator asked why they didn't ban dial phones from all of Washington DC, Senator Carter Glass from Virginia who sponsored the resolution apparently said that "he hoped the phone company would take the hint," and would remove all dial phones.

      But yeah, this is a misleading headline.

    2. Re:False by houghi · · Score: 1

      "Slashdot user attempts to ban call display!!". Please let nobody submit this to slashdot as it might be on in two days when some 'editor' presses OK to post the story.

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    3. Re:False by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "They tried to make the telephone company put back the non-dial phones IN THE SENATE ITSELF."

      You're living in the Brave New World after Nineteen Eighty-Four. Before then, Ma Bell owned all the telephones, period, from the curb, to the wiring in your home, to the receiver itself. If Ma Bell said you're getting a rotary phone, you're getting a rotary phone, and nothing short of an act of Congress is going to stop it.

      If Ma Bell says that you now have to start learning seemingly random strings of numbers to call people you know, you'd best start learning. Sure, Ma Bell has just unloaded some of their work on to you, but it's not like they'll be lowering your phone bill because of it or anything.

      If Ma Bell says you have to pay for a call per minute per receiver off the hook, all you can do is make sure you only have one receiver in the home to keep costs down.

      Trimline phones? Extra. Touch-tone? Extra. It doesn't matter if they're cheaper for Ma Bell to manufacture, support and maintain, you're paying extra.

      To put this into perspective, this is like the Senate telling mobile phone companies that they're not going to pay a quarter for text messages that cost the phone companies less than a penny to handle, and getting that sweetheart deal, because they're the fucking Senate.

    4. Re:False by westlake · · Score: 1

      They tried to make the telephone company put back the non-dial phones IN THE SENATE ITSELF

      The Senate in 1930 had less than 100 members.

      That made he girl at the switchboard a kind of club secretary or concierge.

      In the movies of the thirties it isn't the editor, the mayor, the big time politico who makes his own phone calls - it's the down-and-out reporter or detective who dogs him.
       

    5. Re:False by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Completely ignoring the issue: I hate it that it's so easy to call anonymously. I have the right to know who's calling me.

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    6. Re:False by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Completely ignoring the issue: I hate it that it's so easy to call anonymously. I have the right to know who's calling me.

      Says who? What of the rights of the person calling you, for them to remain anonymous?

      Y'see, this is why rights are given, not assumed. Unless it's specifically written down somewhere, you have no rights. Right to life? Yup, covered by the restrictions on people taking it away from you. Right to see who's calling you? Nope, not unless there's a law saying it's illegal to call anonymously.

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    7. Re:False by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Okay, my wording was incorrect: I claim the right to know who's calling me. If someone wants to remain anonymous THEY SHOULD NOT CALL ME!

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  10. Butlers at your gasstation? by santax · · Score: 1

    Dear US friends... Help me out here. I am a male that has seen 2 centuries. I am older than 30 but younger than 50. I have never ever seen someone fill up my car. You drive up to a gas station here, get out of the car, put the nozzle in, go inside and pay. But you guys actually have states were it is illegal to fill up your own car? Why? 'They took our jobs'-argument or is there something more behind it? Last couple of years you see here in the Netherlands more and more gasstations that don't have any personal. You put in your creditcard or banking-card and there you go, you can fill her up. I would feel so uncomfortable to let somebody else fill up my car.

    1. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by santax · · Score: 1

      personal = employees. My bad.

    2. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Canadian, but as I understand from some US friends, it's because gasoline is a hazardous substance, and so it's some attempt to minimize accidents, moreso than protecting jobs.

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    3. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Ostensibly, the reason is that you are handling dangerous chemicals that could explode. The real reason is to keep jobs. But yes, there are states where the law is that individuals may not pump their own gas from public gas stations (you could own your own gas pump, though.)

    4. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by santax · · Score: 1

      ah ok, that actually is a reasonable point of view. Thanks for explaining!

    5. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by gman003 · · Score: 1

      The only states that do it are New Jersey and Oregon, and they generally allow "mini service", in which the only thing the attendant does is turn the pump off and on. They usually claim that it's for safety reasons, ie. not letting untrained people pump a highly-flammable and potentially-explosive fluid into a tank, but Oregon also says it's for the jobs. And yes, it's seen as somewhat old-fashioned, if not backward, by most other states.

      PS: I believe the word you were looking for was "personnel".

    6. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by z-j-y · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it's only hazardous for retarded people. retarded people shouldn't drive, if we have DMV that's working.

    7. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by santax · · Score: 1

      Ah, ok thank you too! Yeah for me it's weird. I have never seen that, since I was kid it was normal to fill up your own tanks here. But I sort of can understand the safety-motive (not really because well, It's safe enough given the complete lack of accidents here at the pump) but I can understand it. If only to protect people from inhaling the fumes :P

    8. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only "bad" was a spelling mistake. (Personell)

    9. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's actually not. It's a bullshit excuse to pass protectionist policies, of the same kind that New York used to pass a law saying every automobile needed to be preceded by someone carrying flags to warn people it was coming: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_flag_laws

      The proof is that there are not mass casualties across the world from gasoline pump accidents as compared to Oregon and New Jersey.

    10. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by eLDaai · · Score: 2, Informative
      Off topic and ranting but..

      I recently moved to Oregon from another state. If you were here, and asked why someone has to pump your gas - you will be told immediately not that 'gasoline is dangerous', but that the legislation 'creates jobs'. I often pull into an empty gas station and need to wait up to 10 minutes just for someone to swipe my credit card in the machine for me, press the button that corresponds to the grade of fuel I prefer, lift the nozzle from the machine and place it in my tank hole. They then wander off to service the next person. The pump will run more slowly if the station is busy as the attendant ineffectively tries to manage his workload by making the time to fill longer. Often when the pump does stop, you will have to remain seated for another 2 minutes before they remember to return and replace the nozzle in the pump. I drive an older car - and have actually had professional gas attendants forget to replace my gas cap before I drive off. Also, the argument could be made that this is actually more dangerous because the pump is not constantly observed / managed / stood near by the individual who is also concerned for the car. It's a wonderful example of how government can create jobs by injecting inefficiency into a market - ultimately wasting time and money that I would posit could more effectively be utilized in a free-er market.

      In summary - it's just as ridiculous as it sounds.

    11. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I live in the US as well, and it's news to me that NJ and Oregon have such idiotic laws. I guess now I know to refuse to buy gas in those states if at all possible.

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    12. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by santax · · Score: 1

      thanks :) My English isn't all that great, so I am sure there are plenty more mistakes! This one I just happen to notice myself, albeit a bit late.

    13. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by santax · · Score: 1

      Make sure you have enough in your tank when you cross those states? ;)

    14. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Even simpler: I never go to those states. Now all I have to do is make sure that I sever all ties with any friends or family who live there, and I'm good. :D

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    15. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      By "live" I mean "move". No one I know currently lives there.

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    16. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by Xeno+man · · Score: 2, Funny

      Americans are heavily influenced by movies. In 2001 a movie titled Zoolander was released and there was a dramatic increase in gasoline fight accidents. As a result, several states had to ban people from pumping their own gas.

    17. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Having lived in the North East US, and having a cousin who does groundwater testing for New Jersey, I can shed some light on that state:

      It's a polluted hellhole in many places. Due to poorly regulated (a half-century ago, and due to the mafia in places) gas stations, the soil and aquifers are badly polluted.

      One attempt to fix the pollution problem was to increase regulation and inspection, but with a high population density (of morons) it was decided that trained personnel would be the best way to immediately reduce the amount of pollution due to gas stations.

      This has worked out very well for New Jersey. Their pollution levels due to gasoline have gone dramatically downhill.

      And for those of us in surrounding states, ours go up every time some idiot from New Jersey comes to our state, and squirts gasoline all over the pump, ground, side of their car, etc. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone who has only ever watched gasoline be pumped fuck it up. It's ridiculous. And invariably, it's someone under 30 driving a car they could never afford. Mom and Dad send them to college out of the city, or they come out our direction to attempt to ski or watch pretty leaves, or sink boats in our lakes.

      The rest of the US, save Oregon, from what another poster said, pumps its own gas. The sanity level is higher in most of them as well.

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    18. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by Bartab · · Score: 1

      I grew up in Oregon, in a time and area when the number of people moving in from California was significant.

      The real reason Oregon keeps operator-pump only gasoline? Because people keep asking why Oregon is different.

      No, I'm not kidding. Conversation comes up on dropping it occasionally, and the big worry when I was growing up was all the transplanted people would vote for changing it. Seriously, there was more resistance to self-pump gas than to Measure 9 in 1992, which failed.

      There's no real caring about jobs, or safety. It's because all the surrounding states have self pump, and Oregon doesn't.

      Oregon gas is still cheaper than California.

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    19. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the winters when you can find people with NJ plates pull in and leave the car running, more often then not the attendant still pumps gas.
      is this safer then me pumping it myself?

    20. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      In the UK i've been to two stations where the guy comes out and fills up for you, the last of the independent station holdouts I guess. It's great, tell em how much you want and go into the store to browse the chocolate selection. But I'm one of those people who's rarely in a hurry.

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    21. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by kmcarr · · Score: 1

      the only "bad" was a spelling mistake. (Personell)

      The real "bad" is correcting a spelling mistake with another spelling mistake.

      The word santax wanted is 'personnel'.

    22. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That cannot be true...

      Zoolander hilariously illustrated the dangers of a "freak gasoline fight accident", if it can kill Male Models, imagine what it would do to us mere mortals...

    23. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by NiteShaed · · Score: 2

      Yeah, much better idea is to make sure you can get through Jersey to stop in Pennsylvania or New York for gas. That way, you can pay more per gallon for the privilege of pumping it yourself. That'll show'em.

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    24. Re:Butlers at your gasstation? by cybernanga · · Score: 1

      It's not just the US, I learnt to drive in Southern Africa, where every Petrol Station is manned. You drive up, and the person asks how much fuel you want, you tell them, and they pour it. If the forecourt is not too busy, they'll probably offer to wash your windscreen, and they may even offer to check your oil and water levels under the bonnet. Tip them if you can afford it because they get paid fairly low wages. (But higher than minimum wage)

      This does create employment because you usually have 4-6 employes present at anyone time, and busier 24-hour stations will have 2 or 3 shifts. Granted these are not great jobs, but in countries where education levels are low, it keeps people employed, which means their whole families are better off.

      I've often thought that western countries could solve a large chunk of youth unemployment by banning self service. I'd expect such jobs to be popular with kids who have just left school, or on long summer holidays. It would keep them out of trouble, off the streets, and teach them the value of hard work, which seem to be forgotten in theses days of celebrity culture and bling.

       

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  11. Successful ban... by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    some Senators came close to banning the dial telephone

    Maybe they did ban them cuz there are no more dial telephones.

  12. Fun times... by airfoobar · · Score: 1

    ...will be in another 80 years when our children are looking back and thinking "Man, back in 2010 did those savages really try to block parts of the internet?? How ridiculous!"

    1. Re:Fun times... by santax · · Score: 1

      If they are allowed to read it and learn about like we were. Really history will be very interesting for future generations. Up until 1900 every government kept tracks of their wars and dirty shit. That's the stuff we read about in the books today. But rest assured that since World War 1 nations are actively involved in trying to hide information forever, every 'secret service' will not have records on the more important and crazy operations. Afraid they would ever become public, not realizing that in 100 years, no one will give a shit. it's a shame really. But you are 100% right though, not sure if it will be about this particular subject, but in general... they will laugh at our medical knowledge, the way we provide ourself with energy and probably every other 'high-tech' thingie we have now, hell I wouldn't be surprised if between now and then some research will prove that magnetic and electric radiation is actually bad for people and they will laugh at us, holding up that mobile against our ears, when it's not tucked away next to your balls.

  13. That's not why they tried to ban it in 1930 by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They tried to ban the dial telephone because the operator's union had a lot of clout in congress and was afraid of losing jobs.

    Remember, every piece of legislation that goes through congress has a special interest group behind it.

    1. Re:That's not why they tried to ban it in 1930 by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      Pf cpurse there is one behind every bill: No matter what bill could possibly write, there'd always be winners and losers, and people like legislation that lets them win. This also happens when you remove legislation: The previous winners are now losers, and the former losers become winners.

      The trick is to find the optimal legislation, where we win more than we lose.

    2. Re:That's not why they tried to ban it in 1930 by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Legislation is like Thermodynamics. You cannot have more winning than losing. We all lose in the long run.

  14. Sounds right by z-j-y · · Score: 1

    This is not too ridiculous in America. There are laws that dictate certain services with certain level of compliance. We must protect the consumers!

    In Oregon you cannot pump your own gas, because, pumping gas is such a highly skilled work, it's dangerous, and drivers shouldn't be bothered by it, and Evil Big Gas Stations are not allowed to force their customers to do such labors.

  15. Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given the fact that US economy is being destroyed because of the huge monthly trade deficit, caused by the US labor force being uncompetitive, which all came around due to government regulations, taxation, wage laws, subsidies, monopoly creation, setting interest rates, printing of money, waging wars, destruction of competition etc., the US Constitution needs to be fixed. Without a basic fix to it, the economy will continue plummet, until the hyper-inflationary depression hits and then a long restructuring process will start probably following a period of very bad civil unrest possibly with lots of intermediary bloodshed.

    Here is the fix (and I am not a lawyer, so this needs to be solidified to fit both the letter and the spirit)

    Congress shall pass no law, that changes the status of any entity in a way that allows that entity to get any preferential treatment in economy.

    What I am trying to say is that government must not be able to affect economy through any law, this way no matter how much money is spent bribing the government, it's of no use and cannot result in a favorable economic outcome for those, who are doing the bribing.

    This concerns anything at all that deals with economy, be it minimum wage, social security, income taxes, corporate welfare, bailouts, stimulus packages, setting interest rates, printing money (all this should be privatized), creating federal institutions that insure any type of lending or borrowing or depositing or any other moral hazard.

    Gov't shouldn't be able to change the economic outcome by providing any monopolistic powers, providing exclusive trading rights, creating any discrimination in the market place, setting any laws that fix prices or contracts or whatever.

    I hope my point is clear and obviously again, I am not a lawyer.

    This is the only way to keep economy Free and going and not having it broken by various violent intervention by a government, which clearly ends up badly.

    1. Re:Fix the Constitution by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      It is absolutely impossible to have a law that doesn't affect the economy. Every time a bill creates or destroys a job, it affects the economy. So what you are asking for is no government whatsoever: Public education affects the economy, by creating more teaching jobs that would exist otherwise, and by making sure that the children of people that value education get competition from the kids of parents that wouldn't send their kids to school if they didn't have to. A police department affects the economy, as it makes sure that the person owning property doesn't have to guard it, while making it harder for the people with little property to take it from someone else.

      So, what you end up with is anarchy, at which point some very violent people decide that they want to tell the rest how to live. Congratulations on your discovery of despotism.

    2. Re:Fix the Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant. You would effectively bring back slavery as the corporations could do anything they wanted to. And if you thing the "free market" will correct everything your disillusion. Price fixing, collusion and monolithic monopolies would be rampant. Don't like the price of food, well I'm sorry we're the only company that sells food in this state and the next state over won't sell food to anyone out of state. The government will fix it though, oh but they can't because that would impact the economy and they can't make laws that do that.

    3. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Funny

      There shouldn't be any bills that 'create or destroy jobs'.

      Gov't that makes sense is this:

      1. Justice system to take care of contract conflicts as well as anything that deals with harming individuals, running Class Action Lawsuits etc.
      2. Minimum Military to protect against invasion.
      3. Cops/Prisons.

      The taxes must be only on things like sales and people who can't afford taxes should be able to file their income statement and get their taxes back.

      It's not anarchy, it's minarchy - libertarian system with minimum gov't.

      Yes, children and other types of education, etc., are all subject to market forces and should be left out of gov't and done privately.

    4. Re:Fix the Constitution by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Given the fact that US economy is being destroyed because of the huge monthly trade deficit, caused by the US labor force being uncompetitive, which all came around due to government regulations, taxation, wage laws, subsidies, monopoly creation, setting interest rates, printing of money, waging wars, destruction of competition etc.,

      I'm going to stop you right there and ask how on God's green earth it is even remotely possible that Scandinavian countries have a functioning economy much less an unemployment rate below 25% if the case is that we have too high of taxes.

    5. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Show me a Scandinavian country that has the kind of spending US has on military, pork spending, education spending, medical spending. Whatever US gov't is doing, it always ends up spending more than anybody else.

      US is not built as a monarchy, right? It was the first (the only) country to be built as an attempt to be different, democratic republic, not affected by monarchy and special interests, using free market, but it's failing.

      It's failing because the Constitution is not strict enough to make the free market work, it allows the special interests to take over and to distort the market to give power to special interest.

      Certainly it is possible to have an economy not based on Free Market, but that economy is NEVER going to produce the same advances and progress as an economy that has Free Market. The economy that has no Free Market may appear to be more stable for a longer period of time, eventually it will succumb to the global changes and shift of labor to the more competitive parts of the world, like US did. Scandinavian countries are over-borrowing and under-producing, all having trade deficits and will have the same sad outcomes, but theirs will come later as they do not do it on the same scale.

      The rate of change is about the scale of things that are done.

    6. Re:Fix the Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true; in the age of slavery the main issue was that confederates wanted non-intervention (i.e. "The government is gonna take away my hard-earned slaves").

    7. Re:Fix the Constitution by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      You are another misguided well intentioned person on the wrong track. Another victim of these think tanks from the 70s to sell any ideas that fuel corporate power which ultimately ends up undermining yours.

      We have government involvement now but its as close to anarchy as we've had - yet you people think the cure is more anarchy because all the problems are a result of there being still too much intervention. Even minimal rules creates a point of interest to attack for huge gains - because people don't play by the rules - routinely-- if they were honest, we'd not need refereeing in sports... but even in a GAME we can't expect fair play. You can't have anarchy as the corporations preach and have some great Utopian order result as their think tanks have been selling you. Government has to split monopolies to keep a marketplace at minimum but then the monopolies must prevent that... the incentives will always exist.

      Your solution is too specific to address the real problems. Its all about POWER, not markets. Money is a part of it but it does not need to be the main tool. Violence also works, but here money is god so violence is an unnecessary (except for bit players) means to gain power.

      The amassing of unsafe levels of power is the problem. The powerful get addicted and never have enough. Its a fundamental concept of the constitution. Problem is we only SEPARATE POWERS in government to minimize threats and do nothing outside of it (we once did some stuff but it has been undermined since the civil war.) There are many who game the system but its the ones trying to control the system and have power enough to do it that are a problem. The mega corporations and super wealthy can not be allowed to amass more power than government - not literally more powerful but more powerful than the process which makes up the government; functionally making them dangerously powerful and much more a threat to democracy than anything else. Most governments have fallen to despotism due to the masses not keeping the powerful out.

      There will always be a power great enough to surpass all protections of government; all that can be done is to prevent such power from growing and festering because once it exists it'll likely have been screwing things up in order to get that powerful. Yes, this means a cap on personal wealth (it still can still be high) but more importantly it means "severe" limitations on corporations which would have seemed totally reasonable for most the nations history; just not since the propaganda got so good and so financially supported back in the 70s (possibly before that but the 70s are a notable turning point in the fall of this democracy.)

      Its a system design flaw that can't be fixed by dealing with many resulting symptoms.

      I'm probably wasting my time if you've bought into the anarchy advocated by the power elites to sucker you. Sure, you get rid of the rules, then you get rid of enforcers; therefore, there will be no corruption of the "system" because there will be no system to corrupt. Yeah, how about you try that in a sport and see how well it works out 1st.

    8. Re:Fix the Constitution by GreyLurk · · Score: 1

      You do realize that would ban the existence of LLCs and any corporation, effectively disbanding every single business in the United States? I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but wow, talk about killing small business.

    9. Re:Fix the Constitution by trenobus · · Score: 1

      Here is the fix (and I am not a lawyer, so this needs to be solidified to fit both the letter and the spirit)

      It's ok that you're not a lawyer - lawyers are just code monkeys for the people who make the laws. But what exactly are your qualifications for designing a political/economic system? You can read, and think you understand extremist Libertarian literature?

      Here's the deal. The free market is working just fine. Every job that can be outsourced is leaving the country as fast as qualified people can be found in places with a lower cost of living. Jobs that can't be outsourced are more scarce, because fewer people can afford plumbers, electricians, etc. as they've lost their jobs to outsourcing. Industries are consolidating. and laying off unneeded workers. Wealthy people are desperately looking for investments that will make them wealthier, though they'll probably be a little more careful where they put their money until the memory of the last collapse fades.

      And here's the end game: many of the jobs that can't be outsourced are going to be done by automation or telepresence before the end of the century. For example, California farmers, noticing which way the wind is blowing on illegal immigration, are getting very serious about replacing those workers with automated machinery. As it happens, automation is going to be much more efficient and economical in the long run. So explain to me again how the "free market" works when most people can't get jobs, and a few plutocrats own the means of production?

      Wake up! The "free market" is an abstraction. People are not even close to rational, even with economic decisions. You might as well believe in Santa Claus. You are a prisoner in your own mind. That is the real power of corporations, not the bread and circuses of Washington DC.

    10. Re:Fix the Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you are in luck! You no longer have to just dream of your utopia, you can live it! Just move to any country (you will find several in Africa) without a functioning government, and life will be just great.

    11. Re:Fix the Constitution by sjames · · Score: 1

      The inability to compete is really more intrinsic. We could compete just fine if we were willing to have no running water, electricity for only part of the day and live in houses with dirt floors. Those things cost money. Of course it would help if the companies who complain so much about the cost of american labor would charge americans less money so they could afford to work for less.

      The fundamental problem is that money attracts money, so if unimpeded it eventually all collects into one pocket and then everything collapses.

    12. Re:Fix the Constitution by DamonHD · · Score: 1

      Never? Not ever in any possible universe? A pretty bold claim.

      Rgds

      Damon

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    13. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only thing that is needed from gov't is Justice system that allows people to dispute contracts, the only important idea in business is contract law.

      Whatever gov't does for business reasons shouldn't exist. Copyrights, patents, gov't created entities of any sort, etc.

    14. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      And realize, when I say 'contract law', I do not mean a law set by legislation. Only judicial precedent is important there, so don't get me wrong, I don't want any legislature that creates any laws that deal with business at all.

    15. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are another misguided well intentioned person on the wrong track. Another victim of these think tanks from the 70s to sell any ideas that fuel corporate power which ultimately ends up undermining yours.

      - you have already done the wrong thing and assumed you know me. In the 70s I was still living in the former USSR.

      We have government involvement now but its as close to anarchy as we've had

      - right, that's why you have gov't holding people in prisons indefinitely, torturing prisoners, forcing banks to take bailouts even those banks that didn't have any toxic mortgages on their books, buying out car companies, 'stimulating' economy by spending borrowed and printed money, telling you what you can and cannot buy as health insurance, having near 10% of your population work for the gov't through public and private organizations, starting wars all over the place to take your SS money, telling you what part of your income you can keep after you have to disclose all of your information to a gov't agency, they'll let you keep some, militarizing your police force, wiretapping citizens illegally without even a court order, creating secret treaties like ACTA, Fed setting artificial interest rates and printing bonds and cash to buy bonds and then bonds to buy cash back in a circle that creates an appearance of a GDP because it doesn't let the prices to fall where they should be because it would bankrupt the banks who are still holding toxic assets, having your Fed chairman come out 2 days ago and say: our mandate is to keep prices RISING, not even stable, but rising, etc.etc.etc.

      Total anarchy, it's just, there hasn't been an anarchy bigger than that.
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      What the fuck do you know about anarchy, pussy boy? Ever heard of Mahno from Ukraine in the twenties? THAT was anarchy, this is fascism.

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      Your solution is too specific to address the real problems. Its all about POWER, not markets. Money is a part of it but it does not need to be the main tool. Violence also works, but here money is god so violence is an unnecessary (except for bit players) means to gain power.

      - garble garble garble.

      My solution is 'too specific' in the same way that the first amendment is 'too specific'.

      The amassing of unsafe levels of power is the problem.

      - by the government. You can't escape gov't unless you leave the country. Wait, they'll make that illegal too.

      The powerful get addicted and never have enough

      - yes. The powerful addicted politicians never have enough.

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      I'm probably wasting my time if you've bought into the anarchy advocated by the power elites to sucker you.

      - no, I am wasting time on idiots here. First you said that you already have it as close to anarchy as it ever got (moron) then you are saying that my proposal to limit gov't power that allows it for the corporations to take over the gov't is anarchy as well.

      Yes, I am wasting my time.

    16. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      what exactly are your qualifications for designing a political/economic system?

      - I am a homo sapiens who was born in a soviet state, lived in a number of other countries, speak a number of languages, created a number of businesses from scratch and I can think.

      Obviously economy is evolving, society is evolving, etc., as my proposal is no more outrageous than any other Constitutional proposal such as "Congress shall make no law regarding establishing a religion.... etc.", mine is no more outrageous than that 'crazy idea'.

    17. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the only reason that companies are able to force their monopolies and avoid any competition and set what the prices are is because they have the gov't in their back pocket.

      So get the gov't out of their back pocket but to do this, you have to get the gov't out of EVERYBODY'S back pocket, you can't pick and choose which back pocket you like and which you do not.

      Thus gov't must not be a force that decides what any economic outcomes are for any entity.

      Thus my proposal is no more crazy than the already proposed ideas in the Constitution that dictate that gov't can't stop competing speech, competing religions etc. That was recognized as a bad thing for gov't to get into, I am proposing that for the sake of a working economy gov't should not be stopping 'competing anything'.

    18. Re:Fix the Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ohhhh roman, you're fantastic, you're great, you're the best... oooo, I wish I could translate this into a number of languages to compliment you. Ooo.

      What a loser you are.

    19. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      am I a loser? I am not the one stalking some anonymous entity on the web.

    20. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      how is it going, back in Toronto there? Still at work at 4:07? Good for you.

    21. Re:Fix the Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :D. Anonymous? Coming from someone who has used his real name here? And where he's worked? And lived?

      Maybe your multilinguistic skills has you forgetting the meaning of the word anonymous.

    22. Re:Fix the Constitution by sjames · · Score: 1

      You DO know that without an exercise of imminent domain, there could be no electrical of phone wires right?

      You might also consider that Adam Smith was rather certain that a completely unregulated market would inevitably become a monopoly or an oligarchy.

    23. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      who are you blowing nowadays, hmmm?

    24. Re:Fix the Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol!

    25. Re:Fix the Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oooo, I think you're hitting on me. *blushes*. tee hee!

      don't blow your anonymity further by admitting to your love of man meat! Yeah, munch on that man meat, you sexy thing! Hmmm. Hmmmmmmm.

    26. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Oh, noes, so you are not a hot chick then?

    27. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I think this is what you should do, just don't forget to fill out your donor card first.

    28. Re:Fix the Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, noes, so you are not a hot chick then?

      Nope. Even if I were, do you want wifey to find out about your philandering ways?

      Better to look for your "hot" chicks in a more anonymous way, hmmm?

    29. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      A stalker? Wonderful. My ways are my ways, what can you do.

    30. Re:Fix the Constitution by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      Power addicts are not just politicians.

      So when did the usa get closer to market anarchy (nationwide?) I was referring to the market; that was the context - not general anarchy. You are looking too hard for something to jump upon...

      FYI: the FED is NOT part of the US government! They handed over their constitutional power to the private sector century ago (which helped cause the 1st great depression, BTW.)

      Corporatism; it may not be the same as fascism, depends on the definition you choose.

      You are stuck on your solution which is not the solution. You think you are solving the disease but its just a symptom of something else. It is all about POWER not markets; those are just 1 means to the same end. POWER must be diffused and not allowed to concentrate too highly not just in government organization but outside government as well. The USA is being brought down from outside government forces infecting the system like a virus.

      Its not the person who is the disease its the virus inside the person.

    31. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You DO know that without an exercise of imminent domain, there could be no electrical of phone wires right?

      - not true, that's royalties and it has to be included in the cost of running the business.

      You might also consider that Adam Smith was rather certain that a completely unregulated market would inevitably become a monopoly or an oligarchy.

      - except that in the 19 century this didn't appear to be a problem, event he Standard Oil was no longer a monopoly by the time it was broken up into pieces, but what we DO KNOW with 100% CERTAINTY is that gov't creates and maintains monopolies left right and center and it destroys all kinds of competition in the process.

      Probably the only real monopoly of the 20 century that wasn't helped by any gov't is De Beers cartel.

    32. Re:Fix the Constitution by sjames · · Score: 1

      - not true, that's royalties and it has to be included in the cost of running the business.

      Are you sure? It would take 200 negotiations just to get cable or power run in my neighborhood (without eminent domain each property owner is sovereign over their property) alone IF they could negotiate with everyone between the neighborhood and their plant. What if someone decides they would rather not grant or lease the rights to run a cable under their land? Given the difficulty cell networks have even finding one decent location for a tower in some places, I think it's quite likely they'd run into a refusal just about every time.

      Meanwhile, roads introduce significant economic changes. If a big road goes by a property, it gains value as a commercial property but loses value as residential property.

      I presume you are firmly against patents, trademarks, and copyright in any form? How will we handle government contracts? Those have a rather significant economic impact.

      Of course you'll have to define monopoly rather carefully. By the strictest definition DeBeers isn't one since you can (but shouldn't) buy conflict diamonds. Microsoft has been found to be one based on legal definitions.

    33. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct, I am firmly against patents and copyrights though I produce plenty of stuff myself that is copyrighted obviously, I am still totally against those things and will vote against them every time.

      Are you sure? It would take 200 negotiations just to get cable or power run in my neighborhood (without eminent domain each property owner is sovereign over their property) alone IF they could negotiate with everyone between the neighborhood and their plant.

      As to property rights, read this, apparently the problem for Edison was that he needed to run the cables through 'common property', he had to bribe officials in some cities to get the permits etc. So if there was no common property, which is my other argument that gov't shouldn't own any assets at all, because it is a terrible owner, a non-owner really, then Edison would be able to negotiate with actual real owners. I argue that such catastrophes as BP oil spill could have been prevented if the ocean was not a 'common resource' but was divided into properties and owned privately.

      I argued about this point on /. extensively and in multiple threads and stories, same argument over and over it's suffices to say it's not a new concept, I am tired of this argument.

      My point is that gov't owning anything is a bad idea, all property should be private, that's all, and for this purpose it's easier to reach agreement between private owners than going through all bureaucracies and governments and regulations etc.

      --
      De Beers is a major market player, big enough to be de-facto monopoly, as to MS, it enjoys various gov't protections, it couldn't have grown to its size without copyright and patent laws enacted by gov't, but it also benefited greatly from working with IBM, which also enjoyed many gov't protections and exclusive contracts and other perks, such as working with fascist gov'ts of other times on exclusive contracts, and from the very inception, IBM had an exclusive gov't contract to count census data.

      --

      I know my views are seen as extreme/radical etc., so I am not expecting consensus, but I am presenting my point of view and the case that US economy is dying because specifically of gov't intervention into economy.

    34. Re:Fix the Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :). I dunno dude, for someone who boasts to be multilingual, you don't seem to have a very good grasp on at least one of the languages.

      Oh well, at least you're amusing, even if it's not intentionally so ;)

    35. Re:Fix the Constitution by sjames · · Score: 1

      You left out trademarks. While they are abused and that abuse needs to stop, they do serve an anti-fraud purpose.

      Yes, Edison had to pay some bribes to use common land, but imagine if instead he had to get hundreds of contracts negotiated per mile (with monthly payments for the same) and that one single holdout could leave him stuck.

      Note that I do see a value in evaluating the results of an extreme position and then working back to a happy medium.

      If there should be NO public property, that leads to a great mass of problems. Roads come to mind.

      Common communication standards are another. While NTSC was never the greatest, and ATSC is questionable as well, they beat having everyone choosing a different and incompatible 'standard', each convinced theirs (and only theirs) is superior. By licensing the spectrum, the FCC was able to insist on a single reasonable standard so that we only needed one television to pick up all stations.

    36. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Sure, trademarks. I would expect that privately people could have trademarks that had nothing to do with any government regulations and then they could settle the issues in court, so again, I am for a working Justice system.

      Yes, Edison would have to negotiate with private land owners. No, I don't see this any different than what he had to do except it would be more honest, no bribes, just paying for that use of land.

      Roads must be private.

      Again, any issue with communication compatibility, etc., it's all part of the working market.

      NOTHING is worth losing our working market, no amount of convenience. I am on the same level with RMS here, he doesn't allow a single transgression against Free Software, I don't believe in a single transgression against Free Market.

    37. Re:Fix the Constitution by sjames · · Score: 1

      Yes, Edison would have to negotiate with private land owners. No, I don't see this any different than what he had to do except it would be more honest, no bribes, just paying for that use of land.

      The cost of all of the negotiations would probably exceed the bribe. Plus all it would 5take is one negotiation falling through to render the rest moot. The object I take away from this is that corrupt government officials should go directly to jail.

      Roads must be private.

      I don't see that working very well. You'll either have to pay a toll to leave your driveway (even on foot) or the road will break down until it becomes useless due to lack of maintenance.

      Again, any issue with communication compatibility, etc., it's all part of the working market.

      Format wars are considered harmful. "the market" has proven to be nothing more than a clash of the titans with the consumer squashed under foot every time.

      I have never seen a market that works as well as you expect them to work. Mostly because of inadequate regulation in the area of truth in advertising.

    38. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      The cost of all of the negotiations would probably exceed the bribe. Plus all it would 5take is one negotiation falling through to render the rest moot.

      - why? I don't see a reason for this, especially given that most of the lines go alongside with roads. But even where they have to go through farms/fields etc., they would represent a direct income stream for the land owners and that's where competition would come in handy in a perfect way. Competition, you know, what USA and many other countries do not have in power distribution, which is the reason the power infrastructure is aging and failing.

      The object I take away from this is that corrupt government officials should go directly to jail.

      - agree.

      Format wars are considered harmful. "the market" has proven to be nothing more than a clash of the titans with the consumer squashed under foot every time.

      - well that's one point of view. I do not consider it harmful in any meaningful way anymore than having multiple GNU/Linux distros is harmful. More choice is better than less choice. Interoperability is a different question. Without government to maintain artificial ideas such as copyrights and patents this wouldn't even be a problem the way it is now.

      So you have your standard and your competitor has his. Fine. You go ahead and fight, while the third party implements both in one device. Problem solved.

      But it can't be solved if the gov't is there to punish the third party. The 'format wars' are harmful specifically because there is gov't involvement into the issue, which poisons everything and prevents market from working.

      I have never seen a market that works as well as you expect them to work.

      - I can provide many examples. In fact computer hardware is one such example, it's not perfect, but realize just how much cheaper it is to buy 1000 GB hard drive space today than it was 20 years ago, yes, Free Market causes price reduction (or deflation, whatever you want to call it). Government never does it. Here is another example: Lasic laser eye surgery. Prices are going down, quality is going up, why is that? Because there is so much competition and no government involvement and guarantees to pay for any of it.

      There is no need for regulation by government, regulation only adds unnecessary costs and kills competition.

      Some people say: what about food control? Well, are you telling me that I cannot open my own private food inspection agency and provide certification and that I will be less efficient at it than any gov't could and that I couldn't make a good business out of it if gov't wasn't there destroying competition?

    39. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Just remembered that you asked about roads.

      Do you pay every time you enter a mall? It's private space you know, but you don't have to pay every time, you are only expected to pay if you buy something.

      Same exact thing with roads and all other property that can be accessed by public. I don't expect you to have to pay anything if you are walking there, but if you are driving, at some point there will be a toll booth, and today it makes most sense to own some sort of an electronic pass, I used them in Miami, Florida, I think it's called 'Sun path' or something like that, it works.

      And again, with competition there is more choice and in fact infrastructure would be maintained and updated better and more often unlike what is happening now, when most of the infrastructure is monopolized and subsidized and you have no choice from who to buy the services.

      I was in Toronto when there was a month long city strike and garbage wasn't collected. So immediately some people started working collecting the garbage, I bough services from a private provider who for the same price! did a much better job than the city, in fact they even swept the ground after they picked up the garbage.

      Do you know what ended up happening? The city's unionized workers started ganging up on the private garbage collectors and broke their trucks, even physically attacked the people and cops wouldn't do anything about it either.

      I know one thing: you let any structure take control of anything and you lose all control, and gov't is the ultimate structure to take away your control and make you pay for it, because during that strike there was no services provided by the city, we were trying to sell 2 houses and couldn't because we couldn't fill out certain papers, that city has monopoly on and at the end nobody was getting any refunds for their property taxes even though there was no service provided.

      When a private company does that shit you can have some recourse, with the gov't doing it good luck getting justice.

    40. Re:Fix the Constitution by sjames · · Score: 1

      - why? I don't see a reason for this, especially given that most of the lines go alongside with roads. But even where they have to go through farms/fields etc., they would represent a direct income stream for the land owners and that's where competition would come in handy in a perfect way. Competition, you know, what USA and many other countries do not have in power distribution, which is the reason the power infrastructure is aging and failing.

      You don't get to invoke free use of public spaces when you're against the existence of such spaces. The roads would be private property wouldn't they?

      You seem to have a low estimate of the number of tinfoil hat wearing private property owners who are 'sure' the wires carry harmful radiation. Or the number of greedy property owners who are all too well aware of how much it will cost to bypass their property.

      - I can provide many examples. In fact computer hardware is one such example, it's not perfect, but realize just how much cheaper it is to buy 1000 GB hard drive space today than it was 20 years ago, yes, Free Market causes price reduction (or deflation, whatever you want to call it). Government never does it. Here is another example: Lasic laser eye surgery. Prices are going down, quality is going up, why is that? Because there is so much competition and no government involvement and guarantees to pay for any of it.

      The computer hardware market is subject to the regulation that I maintain is necessary and you claim destroys the functioning of the free market. It has been subject to that regulation from day one. It's performance doesn't prove your case at all. I maintain that it would have been even better with MORE enforcement of truth in advertising and shorter patents with more stringent requirements and you maintain that it would have worked better with no government regulation at all. Neither is proven by it's current performance.

      Since Lasic uses medical devices, it's FAR more regulated than even the computer hardware market. It's not just directly government regulated but is also under private regulation with the government lending the professional associations the force of law. That's why we don't have an epidemic of blindness.

      As for food control, who exactly will be paying you for the service and who will be inspecting you to make sure you don't rubber stamp a plant for the right price? Or fail a perfectly clean safe plant that doesn't pay up?

    41. Re:Fix the Constitution by sjames · · Score: 1

      I don't think you have fully thought through the roads. YOU don't expect me to be charged for walking, but you aren't the property owner either. There's nothing to stop the behavior. The Sun pass works because there is exactly ONE entity collecting tolls. Imagine if there are dozens, some of whom object to the 'Sun pass corporation' and so don't honor the Sun pass. How many different electronic passes will you need to carry? How complex will your route to the corner store be if some ass buys up the only direct route and shince he knows it decides to charge $20 for driving all of 500 feet.

      Frankly it sounds like it could easily devolve into a hell world.

      Eventually, the people would rise up and put a stop to all of that by force. Once such an uprising gets sufficiently organized, we call it a 'government'...

      Was the private garbage collector responsible for cleaning up the public spaces as well (and so factoring that into your bill) or was it providing a bit less service for a bit less money? I note that when you get to the part about the sanitation workers damaging the competition's vehicles you decry the lack of government intervention. Shouldn't they have been hiring a private police force?

    42. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You don't get to invoke free use of public spaces when you're against the existence of such spaces. The roads would be private property wouldn't they?

      - but I never said anything about FREE use of private spaces. I am against all publicly owned 'common' property completely and for all cases, so how can you accuse me of asking for free use of it? I don't understand.

      You seem to have a low estimate of the number of tinfoil hat wearing private property owners who are 'sure' the wires carry harmful radiation. Or the number of greedy property owners who are all too well aware of how much it will cost to bypass their property.

      - Good, they will be out-competed by others. If there is not a single way to pass electrical lines through their properties, either there would be a new electrical plant built on some private property beyond those, who oppose it, or there would be no electrical capacity in that area.

      A win-win. Why is it a win-win? Because that are will quickly learn that jobs will move away and property values will diminish because there are no jobs left. Without use of electricity modern technology cannot be used almost in all cases, so those without electricity will be left behind, they will basically choose to be left out of the profitable competition. So market works. Eventually they will have either to accept electrical wiring around them, or they will find themselves pretty much isolated and without work, out-competed in every sense of the word.

      The computer hardware market is subject to the regulation that I maintain is necessary and you claim destroys the functioning of the free market.

      - computer hardware should not be subject to any regulation by any gov't, and in reality it is pretty much a non-issue. If you are talking about FCC regulations on interference, this is a private matter of the market and it is efficiency of the equipment and its use of energy. Voting with money will do fine unless you want to own equipment that doesn't let you receive your phone calls etc. However I never said that computer industry is a PERFECT example, but I did say that it is highly competitive despite the government interference and you cannot deny gigantic fall in prices over time for better hardware than it used to be.

      Government just cannot boast any such achievements, oh, it can push the prices down, but it does so with laws and violence and only destroys more than it creates in the process (I am talking about price or wage fixing etc.)

      Since Lasic uses medical devices, it's FAR more regulated than even the computer hardware market.

      - again, I didn't say it was perfect. I said it was good example because government is not providing the moral hazard and guarantees, basically government is not paying for this. When government (Nixon actually) got into private health care (it was supposedly to make sure there are no uninsured people anymore, there were about 10-15% uninsured at the time) insurance was insurance. People paid for most procedures out of pocket and prices were very low. You could see a doctor for 5 bucks. The insurance cost $25 for a family of 4 people for 1 year with $500 deductible covering up to $50K, which was 2.5 times more than necessary to cover 1 year of cancer treatment at the time (it was $20K/year) and the most expensive hospital stay for one day was $110. Nixon destroyed the entire idea of insurance, now people expect their 'insurance' pay for every single doctor visit, so obviously it's not actually insurance. Because the money is paid from insurance and from gov't, the health providers were able to push prices up much faster than inflation, the entire industry became rigged and you know what, there still are 10-15% uninsured people. So the gov't didn't even achieve the goal they set and they destroyed a working system by pushing the prices so high.

      As for food control, who exactly will

    43. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      YOU don't expect me to be charged for walking, but you aren't the property owner either. There's nothing to stop the behavior.

      - well sure there is. Again, it is about private choice. As to 'what would stop behavior' - in society we do rely on trust much more than you seem to admit. We trust people not to abuse us excessively and normally it works. Response to any price gouging can be a Class Action Lawsuit, however if costs are fair than everything else is about private choices. You choose your house and community and city and state etc. You have to pay attention to what you are choosing.

      The Sun pass works because there is exactly ONE entity collecting tolls. Imagine if there are dozens, some of whom object to the 'Sun pass corporation' and so don't honor the Sun pass.

      - so what, how is that different from any other situation where there are multiple suppliers? So you pay some tolls with cash, however if this becomes too much of a hassle, you choose the road so that it is the most convenient route for you to take, possibly you account for the convenience of using one or two passes on the road.

      Sun pass is really no different from a credit card, and most stores accept most credit cards. Sure there are stores that don't accept AMEX or MC or Visa, but most accept all of those and cash. I really do not find this to be such a problem as you do, IN FACT, now I believe that system would be even better than I originally thought specifically because there could be a number of providers competing for business. Sun pass, Moon pass, Sky pass, whatever.

      Again, I believe you are mistaken as to the costs that would be applied to roads. Nobody is interested in paying $20 for 500 feet, it would be rather unfortunate decision on the part of that road owner, he'd have to explain himself in court, but as a result of this the Free Market would have to provide many more roads and ways to cross space than what is available right now.

      I am completely on the opposite spectrum from you on this I believe, so I don't see a point going at it again and again.

      ---

      Was the private garbage collector responsible for cleaning up the public spaces as well (and so factoring that into your bill) or was it providing a bit less service for a bit less money?

      - private collector actually charged LESS THAN THE CITY AND CLEANED THE DRIVEWAY. I honestly didn't even expect that, but to think about it, of-course, the city could charge union wages and all the fees and then there is probably some subsidy coming from somewhere else, basically government is the biggest scam ever implemented and people have bought into it.

      I note that when you get to the part about the sanitation workers damaging the competition's vehicles you decry the lack of government intervention. Shouldn't they have been hiring a private police force?

      - in the current system it's illegal to have your own police force, armed and all, so you are being facetious here. The point is that under the existing rules the cops were on the side of the city's union workers and did not uphold the law - yet another reason to despise the government.

    44. Re:Fix the Constitution by sjames · · Score: 1

      - but I never said anything about FREE use of private spaces. I am against all publicly owned 'common' property completely and for all cases, so how can you accuse me of asking for free use of it? I don't understand.

      You claimed that failures to negotiate a mutually beneficial use of the land wasn't a problem because the lines mostly run along the roads. The only way that alleviates anything is if somehow there is a single authority that controls access to that space. That implies a monopoly, either by government (but you would ban that) or through a failure of the market (which you would ban intervention to fix).

      - Good, they will be out-competed by others. If there is not a single way to pass electrical lines through their properties, either there would be a new electrical plant built on some private property beyond those, who oppose it, or there would be no electrical capacity in that area.

      Out competed in what? Perhaps they rent out the land for hunting. The people beyond the property will suffer, but the (possibly absentee) land owner will not. In fact, if his refusal kills industry and drives employers away, he will get cheap labor to maintain his property. Or, people will move away and he gets the opportunity to buy up land on the cheap (since it didn't gain value by having electricity available and in fact lost value as residential space when employers moved to where the electricity was).

      - of-course inspections would be paid by the food companies and they would pass the costs onto the consumers. Did you expect somebody else to pick up the tab for safe food rather than consumers? I don't understand that expectation.

      I asked since the various government agencies that do the inspections were all formed because nobody was doing that job before. That is, NOBODY was in the market for the service.

      Class Action Lawsuit is a very important tool and a certificate company would have to carry insurance against liabilities of that kind.

      Rich lawyers and coupons for everyone? That IS the usual result of class action suits these days.

    45. Re:Fix the Constitution by sjames · · Score: 1

      Again, I believe you are mistaken as to the costs that would be applied to roads. Nobody is interested in paying $20 for 500 feet, it would be rather unfortunate decision on the part of that road owner, he'd have to explain himself in court, but as a result of this the Free Market would have to provide many more roads and ways to cross space than what is available right now.

      And why would he have to explain himself in court? Are you saying the government should intervene in the free market? His property, his price. Pay up or drive an extra 20 miles. As for the store owner on the other side of the property, I guess he's just SOL.

      Or we could just create a metric ton of new tort law and have everyone sue everyone. See my comment about hell world.

      - private collector actually charged LESS THAN THE CITY AND CLEANED THE DRIVEWAY.

      But NOT the park, NOT the roads, NOT the public buildings, etc.

    46. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You claimed that failures to negotiate a mutually beneficial use of the land wasn't a problem because the lines mostly run along the roads. The only way that alleviates anything is if somehow there is a single authority that controls access to that space. That implies a monopoly, either by government (but you would ban that) or through a failure of the market (which you would ban intervention to fix).

      - why do I have to chew through every word as if it's so really difficult to understand? Roads are already property that are there to make money, so private roads are there to have cars on them, it's not like it's that healthy to LIVE on a road anyway, it's a money making opportunity for the road owner, it wouldn't be against their reasons to own the road. The power lines over roads only make all the sense in the world for private owners, they don't actually LIVE on a road.

      Nobody can or should make anybody allow them pass something they don't want to have through their private property, but there is always a way to negotiate if the price is right anyway.

      Out competed in what? Perhaps they rent out the land for hunting.

      - so they 'rent' out, they are not the owners. The question is why would an owner prevent a power line going through some part of their property if they benefit from it financially? And if they do, they eventually lose ability to compete.

      The people beyond the property will suffer, but the (possibly absentee) land owner will not. In fact, if his refusal kills industry and drives employers away, he will get cheap labor to maintain his property.

      - the value of any property like that, that is not used by anybody would go down, it is not even a fact that there would be people left there to 'service' his property.

      More importantly, if one individual causes such headaches, then another individual can take it upon himself to build a new power generating plant closer to the properties that require this power. Again, more power production capacity is a good thing.

      Or, people will move away and he gets the opportunity to buy up land on the cheap

      - and so would anybody else. I don't see what your problem is there. In a Free Market anybody with can buy whatever is for sale and if the bet is that once the property is bought it will be then developed and will cost more, well, it's a risk. It's always a risk. Maybe it will go up but maybe not. Risk is what gov't tries to remove from credit lending and it's part of the reason for the financial collapse together with almost free interest rates on money and no real production or gold value behind that money, as well as collusion that creates monopolies that are big enough to profit from a massive job movement to areas with lower labor costs.

      I asked since the various government agencies that do the inspections were all formed because nobody was doing that job before. That is, NOBODY was in the market for the service.

      - if there is a demand for a service, service will form. In the times of 19th century there was plenty of development by the market, by the way, that lead to great improvement of food quality. This includes refrigeration and canning food for example. I'd say that Free Market did more to provide city folks with better diets and food than the government regulation did, and eventually if this became a necessity there could be certification companies formed.

      Rich lawyers and coupons for everyone? That IS the usual result of class action suits these days.

      - with gov't providing at most 2-3 services, it should be able to do a better job at them, otherwise what the hell is the point?

    47. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      And why would he have to explain himself in court?

      - that would be the question posed by the users of the road if they decided to. No, I am against gov't intervening into private matters. Justice system is not legislation, it's a service to allow people to deal with each other.

      His property - his right, that's true. However an argument CAN be made that the businesses and private properties were built based on specifics of the road prices.

      But your argument will be this: there will be something terrible about a privately owned property, it will make your life terrible.

      You know what? There is something terrible about PUBLIC property that is making lives of plenty of people terrible every day NOW. Constant construction due to government collusion with construction companies, that rebuild the same part of the road year to year, traffic, inability to build more roads to cover demand, insufficient parking, all of this is a problem today.

      But NOT the park, NOT the roads, NOT the public buildings, etc.

      - there is no need for any such thing.

      I understand you have stuck in this world of today, with the laws of today, it's OK, there is no need to argue, your way is already the way that is happening in your part of the world now, so why are you arguing?

    48. Re:Fix the Constitution by sjames · · Score: 1

      - why do I have to chew through every word as if it's so really difficult to understand? Roads are already property that are there to make money, so private roads are there to have cars on them, it's not like it's that healthy to LIVE on a road anyway, it's a money making opportunity for the road owner, it wouldn't be against their reasons to own the road.

      No, it's a money making opportunity for the hundreds of people who own roads. Each of them will want to make sure you don't disrupt heir primary business, but they'll each have their own rules about it.

      If it is THE owner of the road or roads, then the market has already failed.

      And by rents out, I mean HE owns the property and allows others to hunt on it in exchange for rent.

      As for building another plant, it was difficult enough to ram one plant past the NIMBYs, now you want them dotting the countryside?

      There were improvements in the 19th century, not a one of them related to a non-government inspection industry.

      The FDA for example came in to existence after a notable incident where a cough elixir was produced with dietheline glycol as the base and children died. Before that, there was nothing to prevent even the most obviously unsafe practice (it was a known poison at the time but the company couldn't be bothered to check).

    49. Re:Fix the Constitution by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      No, it's a money making opportunity for the hundreds of people who own roads.

      - you got it.

      Each of them will want to make sure you don't disrupt heir primary business, but they'll each have their own rules about it.

      - good, so you work around their requirements and you shouldn't disrupt their primary business. That makes sense.

      If it is THE owner of the road or roads, then the market has already failed.

      - right, that's what's happening now.

      And by rents out, I mean HE owns the property and allows others to hunt on it in exchange for rent.

      - excellent, why the heck would he object to some extra income if the property is already used as rental property to generate income? It's nonsensical.

      As for building another plant, it was difficult enough to ram one plant past the NIMBYs, now you want them dotting the countryside?

      - private property, private business. NIMBYs are getting power from government intervention, lobbying and bribing in the first place.

      There were improvements in the 19th century, not a one of them related to a non-government inspection industry.

      - so what? As I said it takes time for a society in transit to get somewhere, and they were in plenty transit, moving from agrarian economy to industrial, and in the meanwhile getting better and better and feeding people what apparently was mostly safe food, and inventing the little gizmos to keep the food safer and safer. Market was working, then gov't came out as it usually does with a power-grub idea.

      The FDA for example came in to existence after a notable incident where a cough elixir was produced with dietheline glycol as the base and children died. Before that, there was nothing to prevent even the most obviously unsafe practice (it was a known poison at the time but the company couldn't be bothered to check).

      - yes, and in 19th century people tried using mercury to treat syphilis.

      It is not government intervention that is needed, it is increase in science, and increase in science comes from demand of more engineering, and demand for more engineering comes out of industrialization of manufacturing processes. Government is just an observer and an abuser of this. Your favorite FDA wouldn't even regulate fructose, even though it is shown to be the cause of obesity and other medical problems similar to alcoholism, but regulating interferes with subsidizing corn farmers, and gov't can't have that.

      I think arguing now makes no further sense.

    50. Re:Fix the Constitution by sjames · · Score: 1

      - there is no need for any such thing.

      Somebody will have to pay for it. If you are going to make an apples to apples comparison of the cost of city sanitation and the private contractor, you cannot ignore that part of the city bill you paid was covering those other areas. It's not as if you will get to magically not pay for them otherwise. The road owners, shop owners, and the park owner will pass that cost on to you. Somebody will have to clean up around the courthouse (which would be a VERY busy pace under your system unless the guy who owns the road in front of it decides to close his business).

  16. They still work better by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

    My 1955 Western Electric Model 500 black desk set works wonderfully in my living room, and is the only one in the house I let ring, for its wonderful sound.

    1. Re:They still work better by plover · · Score: 1

      I recently read that the era of pulse dialing is drawing to a close. Maintaining the circuitry required to detect it for the handful of aging subscribers who still have pulse dial phones is simply not cost effective. I haven't heard anything about if they're planning on maintaining the same level of current required to drive a mechanical bell, or if they'll be cutting that as well.

      However, if you want to keep the old phone around, you could buy a Rotatone. It would add * and # to your dial, so you could still use the pulse phone if you hit a touch tone menu. It also provides some speed dial memory as well as last number redial. It'll keep that old WECO gear alive for a long, long time.

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      John
    2. Re:They still work better by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      I'd have thunk by now it was all software controlled and the system would know that "booop" and "click click click" both equate to "3".

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      If you don't risk failure you don't risk success.
  17. Profanity by jabberw0k · · Score: 0, Troll

    Where's the -1 Profanity Ruins Perfectly Good Argument moderation?

    1. Re:Profanity by airfoobar · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think a "-1 What The Fuck Is Wrong With A Bit Of Profanity" moderation would be more appropriate.

  18. Pro-Ban by LordHatrus · · Score: 1

    See, you can say this like it's a bad thing, but the concept of phone numbers is /retarded/. Why should you have to know some arcane, difficult to remember internal routing ID of a phone subscriber just to call them? It's like, instead of having DNS, you have to put in every IP address manually for any server/website you wish to visit. Sure, you can have a phone book, but this is like just putting an entry in /etc/hosts; it's definitely a horrible solution to a now-solved problem. If the Senate had banned phone numbers, that would have forced the phone companies to create something better. A kind of Telephone Name Service of sorts.

    1. Re:Pro-Ban by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ping Bob.Jones.SanFransisco.USA

      "Hello?"

      "Sorry Bob, just seeing if this damned handset works."

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      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    2. Re:Pro-Ban by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ``Why should you have to know some arcane, difficult to remember internal routing ID of a phone subscriber just to call them? It's like, instead of having DNS, you have to put in every IP address manually for any server/website you wish to visit.''

      Incidentally, this is one of my favorite arguments against the idea that computer programs have to be simple to operate before they will gain widespread acceptance. Given the widespread acceptance of dial telephones back in the day, it's obvious that people will put up with quite a bit of complexity and technicalities.

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      Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
  19. but for corporations that would be ok by Jodka · · Score: 1

    It is not like legislators and bureaucrats magically improve when they switch from regulating consumers to regulating industry. Government regulation of business is equally as idiotic as is its attempts to regulate individual citizens. Yet it is more pervasive because corporations make easier targets for politicians than your grandmother. Also, corporate regulation is less visible since it impinges on specific business and not the population as a whole.

    People who advocate for more regulation of corporations should consider that the quality of the regulation which the government supplies is going to be the same quality as banning rotary phones. Even if in advocating for regulation you have some simple goal, such as compelling your ISP to charge you lower rates, what you are actually going to get is ineffective nonsense. Simple, traditional, transparent laws outlawing crimes such as embezzlement, murder, extortion, fraud and theft are necessary and sufficient whereas regulation is almost always a net disimprovement.

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  20. Ironically -- it was about jobs then too by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    In the 1920's, AT&T, who was growing like a weed by gobbling up LECs, determined that it would eventually need two million operators to service the hundred million domestic and international customers. Using humans as switches meant that average call setup times were in minutes, not seconds. This prompted them to invent the panel switch, which eventually eliminated thousands of operators. That may have prompted the Senators' response.

    1. Re:Ironically -- it was about jobs then too by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      damn glad they didn't buy up Palmerton Telephone.

      Suckers!

  21. self-serve fueling by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I rented a car in Oregon, learning that I wasn't allowed to fill it, was a totally weird experience. And when the guy told me "You can't, state law," seriously, I thought he was pulling this tourist's leg. It had to be a scam. It just had to.

    It wasn't.

    I wonder if Oregonians feel that same strangeness when they pull up at a non-OR gas station and nobody comes out to "help" them.

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    1. Re:self-serve fueling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if Oregonians feel that same strangeness when they pull up at a non-OR gas station and nobody comes out to "help" them.

       

      As a native Oregonian I can say that we are mostly trying to figure out why it costs more for us to pump it ourselves. And sales tax, what's going on there? First time I had to pay that shit I thought they were trying to rip me off, and they were since I don't work outside oregon.

  22. Do it yourself? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    For me self-checkouts are slower. Simply put: I don't move as fast as the full-time worker does. It takes me about 3 times longer.

    Yes, in many fields, even if the average Joes are capable of doing the task, the relevant professionals can do it cheaper, better and/or faster. Thanks to the "or" part, it's a case-by-case judgment call.

    For example, the bike-shop guys fix flat tires faster than I can, but I spend a few more minutes changing it myself so as to avoid labor charges. (More complicated stuff I do often have the shop take care of, BTW)
    For a converse example, we hired professional painters rather than try to handle the undertaking ourselves.

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    1. Re:Do it yourself? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      It's also faster because there are two people working. The full-time worker is scanning while I'm still unpacking the cart & putting it on the belt. And then she's bagging the goods while I'm pulling out my wallet, swiping the credit card, and signing.

      So it's double the productivity (versus a single person in the self-service lane).

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  23. Piracy? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    "Grrr." (pulls item out of shopping cart and dumps into bag)

    "Thank you sir. Please scan next item or press done to continue." ----- Yes that's right. I stole an item. Not my fault the machine doesn't work right. It's the store's fault.

    Reminds me of the common /. pro-piracy arguments wherein "they make it hard to be a legitimate customer" is offered as a part of the justification

    (Not referring to the stealing shit on the high seas definition of piracy of course, and I don't wish to further enter into that discussion.)

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    1. Re:Piracy? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      It isn't a pro piracy argument, it's a lamentation that overzealous assholes in the publisher are making it nearly impossible to actually use the stuff that we pay for. Common practice among some people is to buy the widget, then go download the cracked version so you don't deal with nasty rootkit of the day.

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    2. Re:Piracy? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Distinctions like that are important here on /., I'll admit.
      Yes, some 'honest pirates' will download then buy or vice versa.

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    3. Re:Piracy? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      They aren't pirates because they're trying to by a game. The fact that the game is unplayable as shipped drives them to get the crack.

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    4. Re:Piracy? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Okay, let's try this: people who use the distribution channels associated with pirates for fairly legitimate purposes like this.

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    5. Re:Piracy? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Reminds me of the common /. pro-piracy arguments wherein "they make it hard to be a legitimate customer" is offered as a part of the justification

      Not my fault. I scanned the item and put it in the bag, but the machine refused to see it and kept demanding I put an item in the bag. It was like I was stuck in an infinite loop. The only way to escape that loop was to add an extra item to the bag, and the only item I had was an UNscanned item from the cart.

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    6. Re:Piracy? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Sounds like in this case it was hard instead of impossible.

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    7. Re:Piracy? by greenlead · · Score: 1

      Not quite, as another option was a staff member override.

  24. Materiality by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Accountants would call this materiality, i.e. in this case a lack thereof.

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  25. Simple: by lavagolemking · · Score: 1

    He probably used one of those loyalty/discount card things, where you get a "sale" in return for letting their advertisers track your purchases in a database. I'm pretty sure they ask your gender on those.

  26. In addition to playing the float? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Non-grocery items the store sells? Tobacco, alcohol and Lotto are bigger moneymakers for Joe Blow's Convenience Store; the same principle also works for the big guys.

    Around here, although they all do it, Wegmans in particular seems big on throwing in some general merchandise as well [BTW, they don't sell cigs any more AFAIK, and also seem to go for some $ with premium products]

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  27. To be more particular... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    "French Wheat" says the bottle if I remember correctly. And hey to paraphrase Chappelle's Show, "it's motherfucking vodka, it'll get ya drunk"

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  28. Budget grocery stores by KingAlanI · · Score: 1, Informative

    Aldi's, a budget grocery store chain that has a presence around here as well as elsewhere, does this but phrases it as a charge (nickel? dime?) to buy their bags. As for PriceRite, another store chain in that niche, not sure if they do.
    These stores do a lot of other money-saving things (fewer name brands, cart control, less-glitzy store layout, et cetera) as well

    Unsurprisingly, these chains are rather popular, whether you're poor or not.

    "I can tell this wedding was covered by Parents Of A Newlywed Catering by the large amount of visible Aldi's packaging". :P

    Even at the stores that don't charge for bags, I like Dad's idea of bringing plastic bins and small coolers to the store - sturdier, fewer objects to carry and prevents an unnecessarily large accumulation of those plastic bags.

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    1. Re:Budget grocery stores by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Aldi makes you pay for bags to avoid bringing more plastic bags into the world, not because they're cheapskates (Aldi is German and that's the way they do things in Germany).

      They'll happily sell you a proper shopping bag that you can take to the store with you whenever you go shopping. You'll find them right next to the plastic ones at the checkout.

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    2. Re:Budget grocery stores by operagost · · Score: 1

      Aldi makes you pay for bags to avoid bringing more plastic bags into the world

      Maybe that's one reason, but they don't offer recycled paper bags.

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    3. Re:Budget grocery stores by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Even at the stores that don't charge for bags, I like Dad's idea of bringing plastic bins and small coolers to the store - sturdier, fewer objects to carry and prevents an unnecessarily large accumulation of those plastic bags."

      I rather like getting the plastic grocery store bags.

      I use them to bring my lunches to work in....and is a good poop bag when walking the dog...for when some neighbor catches you and starts to bitch about the dog crapping in their yard.

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    4. Re:Budget grocery stores by markxz · · Score: 1

      The big blue bags (from IKEA) are excellent for doing a medium size shop. Better than the "Bags for Life" available at most shops

    5. Re:Budget grocery stores by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      A small stockpile of the plastic bags is still useful, yes.

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    6. Re:Budget grocery stores by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Yeah, even the regular stores offer reusable fabric bags now.
      Whatever the reason, it must cut down on plastic bag usage. :)

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  29. Container returns too... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    NY is one of the states with a container-deposit law (here, it's on soda, bottled water and beer); the machines the supermarkets installed to scan and count containers are similarly frustrating.
    Rejecting legit containers (sometimes because they're a new not-yet-recognized variety), taking too long to scan, jamming up, filling, waiting for the human attendant in general, et cetera.

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  30. like touch-tone menus by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    If you know the touch-tone menu for a particular phone number, you can hit a make-a-choice-number without waiting for the robo-voice to read out all the options. Sounds kinda like that.

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  31. Seen this before... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1
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  32. Filibuster by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this stuff makes the filibuster even more of a mess than just the anti-tyranny-of-majority/tyranny-of-minority concept it inherently is.

    Those supporting the DREAM Act and those not supporting Don't Ask, Don't Tell are amongst a long line of constituents to be pissed off about the matter.

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  33. 1930s is news??? by syousef · · Score: 1

    I mean I've heard of lag, but 7-8 decades???

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  34. This sounds like... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    This sounds in part somewhat like a special case of out-of-touch rich people going on about their luxuries

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  35. Just imagine by Burning1 · · Score: 1

    This is similar to me demanding that the phone company turn off my call display, and Slashdot running the story as "Slashdot user attempts to ban call display!!" No attempt was made to ban them.

    As bad as people make out congress to be, just imagine if our government was run by slashdot editors, and the only people who voted were moderators?

  36. Economist-to-geek translation service by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    In other words, material replicators a la Star Trek?

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  37. problem with unconstitutionality by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    In the US, you have to have standing to sue, i.e. already have been hurt by the allegedly-unconstitutional provision. This plus the time it takes to make its way through the court system.

    "_The courts take even longer to decide things than the senate._ Our people are dying, Senator. We must do something quickly to stop the Federation." - Queen Amidala, Episode I :P

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  38. AT&T lobbying against Automatic Electric by swschrad · · Score: 2, Informative

    ATT did not invent the dial phone. a Missouri undertaker did. this was good ol' fashioned corporate hardball at work.

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  39. Overpriced beef? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The stores are already fucking with me over membership cards and overpriced beef.

    Overpriced beef? Seriously? Ignoring the fact that beef is as miraculously cheap as it is thanks to our industrial food production (not hard to find a hamburger for less that $1) yes there has been a recent increase in beef prices. Beef consumption in the US has increased by 25% since 1998 while the number of cattle peaked in 1996 at about 103 million head and is about 98 million now. So yeah, beef prices have gone up because demand has gone up (along with our waistlines) while supply has remained roughly constant.

    Eat a vegetable or chicken or pork instead. I like a good steak too but I can live without it most of the time and so can you.

    I agree about the membership cards. I don't actually bother getting one because my local megamart is so eager to give me one they scan a new one every time I visit so I get all the benefits with no privacy issues.

    1. Re:Overpriced beef? by gorzek · · Score: 1

      Beef is cheap in the US thanks to the proliferation of farm subsidies. It is substantially more expensive in other countries. Anyone in the US complaining about the price of beef should get their head examined.

    2. Re:Overpriced beef? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Beef prices seem to fluctuate wildly depending on area. I lived in the western suburbs of Philly where ground sirloin was at least $3.99 a pound. I moved 23 miles to the NE and it's never more than $2.99, which used to be an awesome sale price on the "main line".

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    3. Re:Overpriced beef? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I agree about the membership cards. I don't actually bother getting one because my local megamart is so eager to give me one they scan a new one every time I visit so I get all the benefits with no privacy issues."

      Oh c'mon...you're missing out on an opportunity to mess with and skew their statistics.

      Fill out the membership cards WRONG.

      Actually down here...only one store is left that uses them (Winn Dixie)...other stores stopped them.

      But as far as they know, I'm a 98 year hold hispanic lady named Helga, born in Sweden, currently resides in the Superdome...and regularly buys fresh veggies, lots of meat...tequila, beer, smokes and condoms.

      I'd love to see the shopping profile that they have on me for that one...

      :)

      "(not hard to find a hamburger for less that $1)"

      Where do you live where the store sells ground hamburger for less than $1/lb? I remember seeing it years back, but recently...best I can find, even on the fattier cheaper (and better tasting) stuff is like $1.20/lb on super special.

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    4. Re:Overpriced beef? by markxz · · Score: 1

      Two of the biggest UK supermarkets (Tesco and Sainsburies) incentivise the use of their customer tracking cards by offering upto 2% of your spend back in vouchers.

      For Tesco these get sent to your home address so it needs to be accurate. The name does not matter as long as you get the post delivered.

  40. Shrinkage by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I also don't think it bothers them much that one asshole can go out of his way to steal 5 bucks from them. I'm sure it doesn't affect their profits much.

    You might think that and you'd be wrong. I'm an accountant. Sure one guy stealing $5 doesn't matter much but it is NEVER just one guy. There are lots of thieves out there. I guarantee people you know steal from retail stores. Typically shrinkage (the industry euphemism for shoplifting style theft is between 1-3% of revenue. Grocery stores operate on margins of about 1-5% so theft is a very big deal to them. Even a half a percent drop in shrinkage is a huge deal.

  41. You pay all the costs by sjbe · · Score: 1

    All it is is about dumping the people working the registers so management can get a bigger bonus.

    Think so? You think the bonuses are huge in an industry with 1-3% profit margins (on a good day) and insane price competition? Or maybe technology like self checkout is simply what is necessary to keep pace with the industry.

    Thanks but no thanks. I like that those people have a job. No reason to take it away from them and all it could cost is a few minutes of my time a week.

    No that isn't all it costs. Supermarkets are hyper competitive and margins are razor thin. It costs the supermarket more to hire a person to bag your groceries than it does to have a self checkout system (presuming enough volume to justify the capital investment) and I promise you the supermarkets have done the financial math. At some level you are going to pay for that extra cost of a person bagging your groceries. You'll never be able to separate out the cost but rest assured the cost of the checkout clerk and person bagging your groceries is in the bill. Sounds like you are fine with that but just be aware that it definitely costs you more than just your time.

    1. Re:You pay all the costs by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You think the bonuses are huge in an industry with 1-3% profit margins

      Wal mart's is 3.5%. But even a small percentage adds up to a lot when your sales are up in the billions.

      and insane price competition?

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2007/dec/08/supermarkets.asda

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  42. Thin margins and price competition by sjbe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Secondly, any "savings" for this method will NOT be passed on to you, they will go to slightly greater corporate profits.

    You greatly overestimate the ability of food retailers to retain extra margin. This is an insanely competitive industry that competes heavily on price. You definitely see some of the savings because if the supermarket doesn't pass it on, the one down the street will. Walmart has built their whole business model on this premise. Only way they can retain the margin is if they have no local competition since groceries are mostly a local business.

    Thirdly if such savings, in a fantasy world, WERE passed on to you, then you would see fresh produce for $0.98 per pound instead of $0.99 per pound. Face it, the company has passed on the cost of labor onto you, the consumer. And you think self-checkout is an advance and it makes no sense to do it otherwise!

    Self checkout is simply automation. With enough volume (and supermarkets have huge volume) automation allows companies to reduce labor costs. This sort of self checkout automation is not unique to any single company so it is unlikely any supermarket will be able to retain all of the savings due to the thin margins and intense price competition.

    1. Re:Thin margins and price competition by locallyunscene · · Score: 1

      Self checkout is simply automation. With enough volume (and supermarkets have huge volume) automation allows companies to reduce labor costs. This sort of self checkout automation is not unique to any single company so it is unlikely any supermarket will be able to retain all of the savings due to the thin margins and intense price competition.

      It's automation without accuracy or speed increases though.

  43. The simple life by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Gov't that makes sense is this:

    1. Justice system to take care of contract conflicts as well as anything that deals with harming individuals, running Class Action Lawsuits etc.
    2. Minimum Military to protect against invasion.
    3. Cops/Prisons.

    Fascinating. You really think things are so simple don't you? Must be nice to live in a world where details don't matter. So you don't want any roads or other infrastructure? No private company or individual is going to pay for most of those (no profit in it) so how do you propose to deal with our soon to be crumbling infrastructure? Also your definition of "sense" seems to be thin on details. "Anything that deals with harming individuals" is an incredibly broad statement.

    I think it's cute that some people think the only job of the government is to enforce contracts. Naive beyond belief but cute in the "what a moron" sense. It would nice if the world were that simple but it isn't. For better or worse there are a lot of jobs that government is in a better position to do than any other institution. Space travel, highways and other infrastructure, schools, military, policing, fire and emergency response, regulating utilities and financial institutions, wilderness preservation, and anything else where market failure is an issue. A government that just enforces contracts would fail because society is more complicated than that. It leaves FAR too much room for serious problems to occur. You can reasonably argue for more or less government but the sort of minimalism you suggest simply leaves too much out that we actually depend on.

    1. Re:The simple life by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All roads and all infrastructure can and should be built privately. I definitely am not interested in a gov't doing any of this.

      Space travel, highways, schools, fire and emergency response, utilities and financial, wilderness, it is all best suited for private hands to handle.

      For example, if the ocean was owned by a number of private entities, BP wouldn't behave the way they did because:

      1. Nobody would set any liability caps for them.
      2. They would have to buy adequate insurance to cover any event.
      3. They would follow all necessary procedures to prevent spills.
      4. If a spill occurred they would have enough equipment somewhere on standby to deal with this.
      5. Private owner would sue their ass off if there was a spill.
      6. Private owners surrounding the areas where the spill occurred would sue their ass off.
      7. It would be possible to file a class action lawsuit against them, and that's what Justice system should be doing.

      Gov't causes a recession (plenty of which happened before gov't started messing with them) to turn into a depression.

      Recession is a bust of a boom/bust cycle, it's a necessary part of the cycle, just like any engine there are a number of cycles, each must be followed to keep the economy going, because any inefficiency in allocation of resources must be addressed, and they are addressed with bust.

      Keynesians decided to stop the bust from happening, and gov't loved it because it could then avoid shrinking of its size and spending.

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      Space travel and all other endeavors are best handled by private interests and will be handled by private interests anyway. Gov't can only show us all how wasteful they are at doing this.

    2. Re:The simple life by trenobus · · Score: 1

      For example, if the ocean was owned by a number of private entities, BP wouldn't behave the way they did because:

      Ok, let's just ignore the unimaginable chaos implied by your premise, and focus on your conclusion. The fact is that executives in a corporation as large as BP only care about the quarterly and annual results that determine their bonuses. If something really bad happens to BP, they take their winnings and move on to next table. They exist in a global subculture of executives who sit on each other's boards of directors and set each other's salaries. As long as they can escape criminal liability (which apparently wouldn't exist under your system), they'll suffer no long-term consequences for the risks they take.

      Now I suppose you could make corporate executives and stock holders personally liable for the damages of their company. I don't think that would work in the long run either, but it would be entertaining to try it for awhile.

    3. Re:The simple life by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Ok, let's just ignore the unimaginable chaos implied by your premise, and focus on your conclusion.

      - your statement has no meaning. What does this mean 'unimaginable chaos' in this context? What is chaotic about clear cut settings of borders of private property lines?

      The fact is that executives in a corporation as large as BP only care about the quarterly and annual results that determine their bonuses. If something really bad happens to BP, they take their winnings and move on to next table.

      - certainly. That's why I already stated what my Constitutional change looks like.

      In case you didn't notice, it had in it words that no entity should gain any economic advantage over any other entity based on a government involvement.

      There would be no such thing as LIMITED PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. It wouldn't exist. All those executives could be sued under this. Responsibility is paramount in the world of business and competition. You cannot take RISK out as a major factor of doing business, and government is busy insuring against all sorts of risks.

      It's too risky to give a loan to somebody who doesn't have any assets and can't put a downpayment of his own on the line? Let's insure his mortgage with a gov't provided plan: Freddie/Fannie.

      It's too risky for you to put money into a bank without you doing due diligence and keeping an eye on what the bank is doing with your money and can't be bothered to put together a meaningful contract as a bank customer? Let's have FDIC.

      It's too risky for a bank to have all those deposits while the bank wants to gamble with them, and it's too much hustle to run a business without gambling, but instead do due diligence on who the money is loaned to? Again, FDIC to the rescue. Start wondering who the hell came up with FDIC on the first place, I bet it was a banker together with a politician, not another way around.

      My point is that gov't shouldn't be able to have any effect on any economic outcome for any entity. Gov't shouldn't limit competition in Free Market, just like it is not supposed to be able to limit competition in Free Speech.

      I don't know why you find this entertaining, I am more entertained by the economic collapse that US has brought upon itself, rather than by idea of personal responsibility.

    4. Re:The simple life by trenobus · · Score: 1

      - your statement has no meaning. What does this mean 'unimaginable chaos' in this context? What is chaotic about clear cut settings of borders of private property lines?

      Nothing, once the lines have been drawn. It's the drawing of the lines that's the problem. Study the history of private property in the U.S. The expansion westward was as chaotic as the government permitted it to be, and the government was fairly permissive at times. So just putting aside the genocide of the native population, you still had local wars between the sheep and cattle ranchers. And then there's things like the California Gold Rush - nothing chaotic about that.

      Also watch the series on the how the U.S. national parks came to be. Bottom line: they wouldn't exist without government stepping in and stopping people from turning them into the worst kind of tourist traps. The U.S. has always worked best as a mixed economy. Our problems of late are that the government has been bought, and it seems that will get worse.

      So you want to have a "land rush" on the world's oceans? That's just crazy talk. And the exploitation of the oceans that would ensue? The oceans would be dead in ten years. Then what?

      There would be no such thing as LIMITED PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. It wouldn't exist. All those executives could be sued under this. Responsibility is paramount in the world of business and competition. You cannot take RISK out as a major factor of doing business, and government is busy insuring against all sorts of risks.

      Well, if shareholders are going to be liable too (and it seems they ought to be, since they elect the boards of directors, who hire the executives), then I'm going to sell all my stocks. I think if you take a poll, most other stock holders would do the same. The problem here is that the responsibility that shareholders would have is not commensurate with their authority, since corporate elections are majority rule.

      It's too risky for you to put money into a bank without you doing due diligence and keeping an eye on what the bank is doing with your money and can't be bothered to put together a meaningful contract as a bank customer? Let's have FDIC.

      The U.S. might well have collapsed two years ago without the FDIC. There would have been runs on banks that were completely solvent in the panic that would have developed. The fact of the matter is: most people are just too busy at their jobs to watch what a bank does with their money. In the current climate, I would not trust any bank without FDIC to guarantee my deposits.

    5. Re:The simple life by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      . The expansion westward was as chaotic as the government permitted i

      - gov't permitted? What government and why should any gov't be able to stop the pioneers on any new territories? Those people took risk in being explorers. Many have died.

      Native American population lost to a more competitive new population, that's all there is to it.

      There is nothing wrong with a gold rush or with a land rush. Life is about taking risks and taking what you can, what else did you think life was? There is one life, and you have to take it by the horns and do the most you can. What is this ridiculous attitude towards it, as if your life line has been drawn by your omnipotent gov't before you ever were born? Yeah, excuse me, I forgot, every child born in US (or wherever) today automatically gets to own part of the national debt, of-course your life has been predetermined for you.

      Well excuse me while I go throw up in disgust.

      Also watch the series on the how the U.S. national parks came to be. Bottom line: they wouldn't exist without government stepping in and stopping people from turning them into the worst kind of tourist traps. The U.S. has always worked best as a mixed economy. Our problems of late are that the government has been bought, and it seems that will get worse.

      - plainly false. There is much to be gained privately from owning a piece of land that is operated as a park. It's not very high maintenance, but it requires protection, that's where the resources need to be spent to continue making income. There are plenty private parks and resorts where people make money from visitors. Same with ocean. Same with lands. Same with lakes. Etc.

      On the other hand if you bought a piece of property in the middle what otherwise operates as a park, and you decided to turn it into a dump, you'd have to go through your neighbors and all the court handling first, it would be questionable, but it always is.

      But there shouldn't be anything that should stop you if you can prove your case, or buy out the neighbors, whatever. There is nothing intrinsically wrong with doing what you wish with your property, and again, your concern is the neighbor of yours. If you by your negligence cause bad things to happen that affect people outside of your land (like contaminating ground waters) that could now become between you and an entire set of neighbors, thus a Class Action Lawsuit must become a powerful weapon and and a powerful warning against any such behavior.

      Well, if shareholders are going to be liable too (and it seems they ought to be, since they elect the boards of directors, who hire the executives), then I'm going to sell all my stocks.

      - good. But I'll keep mine. If a company is responsible together with the board and with the shareholders, the responsibility is assigned at the rate of direct to less direct input into decision making process. However I owned a year ago, and the owners of the condo were all responsible for it together, if not legally for all purposes, but definitely financially. That forces a company and its owners to be careful.

      You may want not to take risk, but risk is just part of business and people will continue taking it. Didn't you complain about the gold rush? The risk was your LIFE and people still took it.

      The U.S. might well have collapsed two years ago without the FDIC

      - false statement.

      If US let go of the few banks that needed to collapse and let them collapse the economy would have been much better off today. We know this for certain, because this happened a number of times before, look up the 19th century.

      Sure, there are bank runs sometimes, sure there were recessions. But it takes a gov't intervention to turn a recession into a depression, like the Great Depression, which became what it was because a gov't took a normal, run of the mill recession and turned it into an asset bubble. That depr

    6. Re:The simple life by trenobus · · Score: 1

      Realize, that it is US gov't with Keynesian shamanism

      Hey, you're the one capitalizing "Free Market" like it's some kind deity.

      I just want practical solutions. You don't have any.

    7. Re:The simple life by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Free Speech, Free Software, Free Market.. I am capitalizing these things. Is Free Software not a solution? Is Free Speech not a solution?

      Free Market is a solution not worse than the other ones. My solution is ti fix the Constitution by admitting this fact.

  44. Inapplicable anecdotes by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

    Back in 1930, some Senators came close to banning the dial telephone...

    Seriously? An eighty-year-old resolution -- that didn't even pass -- is the best and most current example of laughable Senate conduct you can come up with? Are any of the Senators who voted for this measure even still alive, let alone still sitting in the Senate? This is sort of like judging the quality of the U.S. Army based on the leadership qualities of General Pershing, or the calibre of New York newspapers on the conduct of Randolph Hearst.

    In 1987, Bill Gates declared that "I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all time."

    In 1996, Steve Jobs announced that "If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it's worth — and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago."

    Warren Buffett bought US Air and Dexter Shoe in the early 1990s.

    Even people widely-recognized as brilliant screw up from time to time. If you want to argue against a policy proposal, do it on the merits, not on the basis of a cheap shot at an eighty-year-old boner.

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    1. Re:Inapplicable anecdotes by Swampash · · Score: 1

      In 1996, Steve Jobs announced that "If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it's worth -- and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago."

      That strategy seems to have worked pretty well for him, don'tcha think?

  45. I Stay Clear of Self Checkouts by sasha328 · · Score: 1

    I Stay clear of these things, even if I have to wait an extra 5 minutes in line at a manned checkout.
    I do this simply out of principle. I prefer my shopping contribute to a person's pay not just super company's profits.
    I do this even when I have only one or two items. It's worth the effort to help one extra teenager keep or get a job.

  46. Ban dial up noise by siriuskase · · Score: 1

    Why in this day and age do they still have ads and tv shows with dial up noise whenever a computer is supposed to be going online? I know, some people still have it in there homes, but why must it be on the TV?

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    1. Re:Ban dial up noise by zaren · · Score: 1

      There are still a lot of people that use dialup - 30 million, by one study I found (heck, my parents were still dialing into AOL until this year), and it's still a recognized symbol of "going online". That sound won't be going away for quite a while.

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    2. Re:Ban dial up noise by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Why in this day and age do they still have ads and tv shows with dial up noise whenever a computer is supposed to be going online? I know, some people still have it in there homes, but why must it be on the TV?

      More importantly, why didn't users set their modem volume to off. Then they can't complain about "Screechy modem noises"

  47. It used to be common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was common and kinda neat. It was called "full service". I started driving way back when cars weighed like tanks and gas cost under 20 cents a gallon. Anyway, station attendants would pump the gas, clean the windshield, check the oil if you wanted that, check air pressure on the tires, all of that. Plus, they gave away a lot of free stuff, maps, goofy stuff like coffee mugs or steak knives, and had coupons and other inducements to get you to come in. It was really a consumer oriented business then, they *wanted* your business and competed on both price and service.

    As gas prices went up, service went down, now it is rare to see any place that pumps gas for you. I mean, I don't care, I pump my own today, but way back in the day it was cool.

  48. Technological progress implies job change by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    Worthless jobs? Not to the people who do them.

    Just like `Telephone operator' is a worthless job except for the people doing it. The market for horse carriages, whips and horse shoes has drastically diminished since cars became mass-produced. Electricity diminished the market for candles. I suspect email decreased the demand for mail (both domestic and international).

    Are you against electricity, cars, telephones and the internet? Your argument sounds like you are; or at least, it doesn't distinguish technological progress from technological progress.

    The thing is, most people manage to do well; in fact, most people are better off from technological progress. The few it touches upon, well, they will have to learn to do something else. They don't deserve the power to hold the rest of us back, in my opinion.

  49. ananthap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good idea, the senate's I mean. Had the ban been in effect, the number of telephone operators would have been in millions and it would have gone some way in solving the employment problem.

  50. I haven't seen these checkouts... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    ...but I'm imagining the People Of Walmart trying to use them. And being in line behind them.

    Oh dear.

    Being behind one of them trying to use a cash machine is bad enough.

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  51. Re:Forward thinkers...? by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    I agree executives' pockets, the less people that have a middle class job and free education the better. The politicians and preachers for the last forty years have worked and prayed for more affluent and self-interested people.

    Eventually, they will need to call in the exterminators. If people are poor, and don't have a job, what do expect should/would we do?

    They don't need to be feed and housed. You can setup houses that care for lost
    and abandoned people, enforces vagrant-related laws, and acts to prevent further
    cruelty to irrelevant people in our society by humane extermination.

    Godddds will bless US.

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  52. of course dial phones are less advanced... by airdrummer · · Score: 1

    voice-activated dialing is way better;-) i remember how impressed i was when my family moved from an area that had dial phones to 1 that didn't: wow! what a great invention...of course i was 7, long b4 7y.o. had cell phone already;-)

  53. re: then they give it back by airdrummer · · Score: 1

    boy u must have lazy checkout clerk in jolly 'ol;-} here in the good 'ol, they do the bagging 4 u:-)

  54. message about other millenia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is not very useful to compare current bullshit with different bullshit from the time of the dinosaurs. If you went to press your opinion forward that banning websites is censorship, you should call on the amendments and the bill of rights.
    BTW banning in the anarchic internet isn't that easy (we are currently chewing the same topic in Europe as well - for the miilionth time). On the other hand you should remind your lawmakers that they like no banning in case of China and other more or less oppressing regimes. What is good on one hand should be accepted on the other hand too.